10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub STEALS more jokes :( | 10 Minutes of Schaub #110

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

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On my show, my jokes are bombing My co-host is a bum Comics watch fights together Please walk me to my truck I go out with an auntie And she just says I'm done But I ask you for your number Cause walk me to my truck Oh, I never got over those trash chicks I see them everywhere I miss those chicks that hate me

When all the views were hair I wonder if she saw rain. For not walking me to my truck. There's a chick for me somewhere. And walk me to my truck. One take. It's time for my favorite time of the week. When you get the ear pop, I try to speak.

Release surprises today. You better act fair. Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop. Thanks for tuning in. As always, join the Patreon, join the Discord, join the Reddit, follow us on Twitter and Instagram and all that good stuff. We watched George Lopez on last week's episode. Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah. But we want to do Walden. We want to review the movie Walden, dude. Oh yeah, I forgot about Walden.

I do agree. That would be great. Walden, watch the trailer if you haven't seen it. It's a hilarious movie. Yes. We haven't seen the movie. And unfortunately that's not why they're here. No, no, no. Not why you're here. Not at all. They're here to watch Tim as a shop. Do you want to plug anything? Oh, I got the shows coming up.

I think July 18th at the Ontario Improv and then another July date at the stand-up comedy Bellflower. So go to that, but that is not why you're here. You're here to watch 10 Misses Shop, so start the timer. Play the chain clip. Alrighty, so we've got our first clip of the day posted by

CJK something something. Let me see. Oh my God, your computer, dude. Let me see. Oh, my God. Your computer, dude. Let's see here. It's CJK610. It's called Thief or Sutherland. Takes credit for a joke he stole from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Let's see here.

What'd you say? What'd you say? Lucky to be jumping out of a cake. Boss is the one with the Hulk Hogan skin, the hot dog skin. Yeah, that's him on top. Hot dog skin is hilarious. How funny is that? That's the Tannis best looking guys have hot dog skin. They all have hot dog skin, right? Hulk Hogan looks like a hot dog.

Dude. I don't know why the computer's been like this right now. Hulk Hogan looks like a hot dog. Dude, hot dog skin is the best expression ever. When did you come up with that? A while ago. That's beautiful. Congratulations. Congratulations. There's a few

descriptions in my life that have really sunk home. Oh, shit. What's with these people being amazed by roasts? I don't understand. They love it. They thrive on it, dude. That's the best thing I've ever heard in my life. Hot dog skin. Yeah, it seems unlikely, but, you know, I don't

know. If you're part of the 250 or the 1000, maybe roast is maybe the highest thing you can possibly do. Brandon Cooney, the top of your head looks like a coffee mug. Oh! Get in my Netflix special right now! A coffee mug, dude! I never, oh man,

I never thought about that. that dude if i keep coming out with these bangers we might have jelly roll on here next week dude you're gonna be on it's not gonna be kill tony it's gonna be kill jared fucking kogan's hair it's blonde and yet it's silken like that of a chinese man ah yes uh that is hulk hogan's signature look blonde chinese hair and the skin of a hot dog it's awesome yeah. Yeah, see, I don't know. You know what I noticed about that clip is that Axe Jay in the back there, Jay looks a little nervous. What's going on?

Like, Jay's like, dang, I know he didn't come up with that, but it's not that funny either. Let's see. Wait, let me see. His skin is hilarious. How funny is that? That's the tannest, best-looking guys have hot dog skin.

They all have hot dog skin, right? Hulk Hogan looks like a hot dog. Dude, hot dog skin is the best expression ever. When did you come up with that? For a while ago. A while ago. That's beautiful. Congratulations.

Congratulations. There's a few descriptions. Jay's face is like, he's lying. Yeah, Jay is going to get a few calls on the Akshay hotline, too. Or he heard hot dog and he's like, I'm hungry. He's so dumb. There's stuff that doesn't make any sense. hotline too or he heard hot dog and he's like i'm hungry hey so dumb yeah so there's like stuff that doesn't okay so i don't know why the computer's acting up today but we're gonna make

it through it guys this one's posted by cjk610 again it looks like a another old uh clip papa flexes he can quote any line from ace ventura by heart and then immediately can't remember any of any so his handler helps him out let's see here it's like why do i know this for sure why don't i remember this delete yeah you know come on man yeah let's go here like the plot line of like a tom selleck show you know like magnum pi i can remember a whole plot line it's like really why do i need that why do i need that wow the fucking dude who flew the helicopter and he's helping him out and then there's the guy who lets him use the ferrari and gets in trouble with it most of my vocabulary is from Ace Ventura or Adam Sandler. How fucking weird is that?

That's hilarious. Weird. My brain was like, yeah, let's download this. He might need this later. What part of Ace Ventura? I literally don't know. Fuck. Eddie Bravo's the best, dude.

I like how he didn't make any noise until it was, what parts of Ace Ventura dude yeah it's just a simple question but in this context it almost sounds like something like Bruce Lee would say in a movie like the villain says something like pops out of a corner and Bruce Lee's like I knew you were there

he's like maybe in his head he was like I can't remember any quotes from Ace Ventura like which ones? Like refresh me. You know? Yeah. It's just a normal, like jovial question,

but in Shah's role, that's devastating. It could be devastating. Let's see. I mean, I'll use all of it, man. Like what?

Alrighty then. Yeah. All righty then. You know, you know, when he does the thing where he's like, and he has a dream and he's like, you bit me right here. and he goes, rah!

I do that all the time. Blue. Why? Well, wait. I feel bad, dude. It might be the Adderall days. The heavy dose of Adderall days. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sure, sure. All the time. If I was you, I'd say, for sure, stop doing that. I know, man. I know. It's so hard. Dude, Brendan, it's just boys. Stop doing that. I know. It's just boys being boys, dude. Come on. You don't know that. Yeah, it might be guys being dudes really that one. Yeah, who knows?

All right, let's see this next one is a picture post. It's from bowl commercial 5 3 9 0 UFC fighter UFC 5 fighter update. As you can see, he's a four-star kickboxer sniper yeah savage if you don't know the reference then there you go daddy oh i forgot about that yeah one of the old i feel

a little bit of nostalgia looking at that one yeah dude was that that's just like unnecessary long hair you know it's just him being funny you know posting a pic for the fans letting him know he's a funny guy yeah dude letting him know he's a mo or something he's a fucking a sexy little beast dude what if i was emo and gay that's probably where the caption was what if i was evil okay all right let's see this one uh don't merch coming soon post by single definition 649 is there anything you notice about this merch that might not be real dude beans

cheese all gas farting oh because yeah I know why I'm not going to say why but I know why the cheeks dude yep beans cheese beans cheese yep be cool cats be cool if you had merch about farting,

what would it say about farting? Yeah. Some like Hawk rule number eight, 17, and then maybe that. Oh, just like a fart. Yeah.

Yeah. Fart thing. Hawk rule eight, 17 raspberries. The show's fire. All right. This one's called reheated D dish. I don't know why there's a bunch of Eddie content today.

Eddie's explaining his idea of combat jujitsu and schlop interrupts him like a All right, this one's called Reheated Dish. I don't know why there's a bunch of Eddie content today. Eddie's explaining his idea of combat jiu-jitsu, and Schlapp interrupts him like a douche. Posted by TheWalversWasPaul. But I wanted to make jiu-jitsu just a little more realistic. It's always been the plan. That was before EBI. I was trying to push combat jiu-jitsu through. We have two matches to go on YouTube,

punching combat jiu-jitsu. We did two matches. Compella did a match. Combat Jiu-Jitsu. We did two matches. Compella did a match. Nate Harris from 10th Planet Santa Fe did a match. We did two combat jiu-jitsu matches. And this style of jiu-jitsu, no striking, no Muay Thai, no boxing, none of that yet. It's just…

He's gearing up. He's ready. Just strikes when you're on the ground. So it's generally for three different types of athletes. Can I ask you a question? This is the longest pause of all time, son. Yeah, but can I ask you a question? How do you define when someone's on the ground?

Let's say if someone is defending a takedown and they have one foot, one knee on the ground, can you smack them in the face? Listen, first of all, if you're getting bored, Brendan, I'm good. Are you bored? I'm trying to explain some shit. I heard it. That was a long explanation. I thought we were done.

I'm trying to explain shit. Do it, man. That's a long explanation. I'm trying to explain shit. This is my shit. I thought we were explain shit. This is my shit. This is your shit. Let me explain it. Do it, man.

Do your thing, man. I thought we were wrapping shit up. It was, but it was my fault. What else you got? Chin. I'm not bored. I'm not bored. I just thought you were done.

So I made some funny faces, okay? What does Ace Ventura do? He does that alrighty then if only he had the chops to do it there that would be so unironically funny

if he was like alrighty then Brennan not only doesn't need a handler and he's a writer hindsight's 50-30 dude we'll see here god this is something I wanted to bring up Brennan not only does he need a handler, and he's a writer. Yeah, but hindsight's 50-30, dude. We'll see here. God, this is something I wanted to bring up because I saw John Donner posted about it. And I forgot to ask it.

So it's not him. It was me. I fucked up. The question you asked is real. I mean, you fucked up. MMA, the UFC. No, you told me we were ending. Hey, if you want to leave, you can leave. No, I'm good, brother.

I'm done. Hey, if you want to leave, you can leave. No, I'm good, brother. Damn, dude. Brennan's just fucking shit up, dude. If you want to leave, you can leave. That's, that's, mm-hmm. Don't get offensive. Don't get offensive. I thought we were shutting down.

Don't use your feelings, bro. Do your thing, brother. Hey, listen. My feelings are not hurt. You're the one that's saying, oh, shit, this is supposed to be,, I'm trying to explain shit No, no, no, I interrupted You were just going to say EBIA And then I brought in I realized this was something I wanted to cover

Is that okay, Brandon? You're technically correct I think we're both right I plugged my dates You were like ready to go You're like fuck, damn you're already like, fuck. Damn, you're already. Okay, I get it. You're in trouble.

You have to be. No, not the least bit. Not the least bit, sir. You have to be home like 45 minutes ago. No, not the least bit. We were getting off track. We're getting off track because I want to hear this idea. So you can smack the head into the body with an open palm?

Before EBI, I was trying to get combat jiu-jitsu through. The most. Damn, he needs some more fucking happy hippocratum in that clip. He's about to get dropped by Eddie. Yeah, dude. You can leave if you want, Brendan. I was just trying to talk about Covina Chatterbox. Oh, yeah.

Covina. It's so tense. It's so tense. Yeah. I wonder if there's real beef or just like a random like anger yeah i don't know there has to be real beef dude if you're eddie you're like come on bro you're already also if you're brendan you already plugged your shows it's like why not just let him let him cook dude he can't wait uh this merch looks highly redacted is that a no electric icon on the sleeve what a dork posted by confidence search 86 48 so drive fast all gas and as you can see here no electric

but you know what i'm here for is this face right here daddy what the no electric thing is so funny because he hates teslas that much he's like dude fucking x no not in this chair deity oh i'm sorry brendan have you ever never built a brand before yeah you might be right dude i haven't yeah i really haven't have you ever never bet on yourself before no dude that's one of the things i'm like a lot of stuff shop does i look at myself and i'm like do i do that and the answer is you know it's not yes enough right and then i i see that and i go good yeah i mean you're not doing keto you're eating taquitos dude no dude when my when my fucking uh what you might call it mother-in-law

brings over taquitos i just fucking eat all of them i don't say anything even though she knows i'm on keto bitch yeah you're fat as shit. All right, so this okay, that's an ad. This one's nope, we're not doing that. Okay, so this is there's a lot of stuff about his wife that we don't like watching on here, dude. Yeah, it's posted by WeChat Warrior. It's called

Comedian versus Non-Comedian. It's the episode with Harlan Williams here. Hey, and I have these little pimples on my calf and he goes uh he goes hey uh what is that in your calf i go i don't know something he goes do i think that's staff i go really he goes yeah you should get it looked at so immediately i went to dermatologist and he's like yeah it looks like staff and he put me in antibiotics before they even got the results of the test back he put you on it not your cow dude that's so funny i would fucking i would now stop me in my tracks if he said that to me i'd laugh so hard and look how

serious look how well he sold it that's so funny let's see i thought you said your calf. Calf, like leg. Part of your leg. That one. That one. You really went out there with that one. Rogan sucks, dude. How do you? That's funny, fucking. Yeah, dude.

Even in Asia, they're homeless, dude. Look at all this Asian writing on this YouTube here. They're like, Rogan does not understand jokes. I was going to do the voice, but I'm not doing the voice today, dude. Let's see the next year. Okay, this is Dana White's mom posted this 100% on Ozempic. So let's take a look. Next one, the Hawk Tugger.

I don't know why I did that. Talked about her on Monday. Okay, I don't know what's happening here. So she's doing products now. All right, let's go here. This is him a little beefier, I guess. He looks pretty beefy

there too, dude. I'm not looking at men on airwaves. I'm just saying he looks pretty beefy. You know, all right. Maybe he's losing some muscle mass, right? Got a weird Red Sox tattoo. It was fucking strange.

That is random. Why? I don't know. All right. Cutest thing I've ever seen. Got a nice little yellow beanie, a nice little puppy puppy. Another show dog. Yep.

All right. He looks like he's suffering from a stage of cancer. Damn, that is a lot of weight to lose, dude. Is that, yeah, that looks bad, but I don't know.

I don't know. I, when I lost a lot of weight at sometimes pictures, maybe look crazy. I can't zoom in on it. Okay. And then, yeah.

So he's hit his final form. This is like super saying, it was epic right here, dude, you know? Yeah. I don't, it's,

it's another thing where it's like, I never know what to... Ever since the fish, I believe that there's a human-sized bite out of a fish. Yeah. I'm hesitant to believe anything I see. It's photo-based. I think those are real, though. Probably.

Especially when you're trying to comment on his appearance. It has to be real. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I mean, the fish thing is like we didn't expect him to be into fish he kind of like dropped that on us right you know and i i should believe it because yeah he would take ozempic i mean he takes every drug you put in front of him yeah i'm yeah i would be is it a big leap to think someone who shoves magic mind down their throat every episode would also do ozempic not really yeah he's snorting that shit from left field like you know what i mean like theo yeah uh all right this one is uh papa has a look at

hawk two was merch posted by chin second balcony let's see i bet she's hating all right next one the hawk to a girl we just talked about her on monday where's the interns at they had two interns sanaz sanaz and that other chick. There's another girl too? Yeah. Oh, I missed that. We'll see. She's doing products now, merch. And I guess she's making a lot of money.

Really? Yeah. I mean, it just started and I saw some of the merch. So one of them are these hats. Good for her. Well, not the most creative, but whatever. Nah. If ever I heard of the pot calling the kettle black.

Yeah, he's just a hater, dude. You knew he was going to hate Abe in a little bit, right? Hawk 2 against Fame. He's like, why can't I have Hawk 2? God damn it. It's like he can't help himself, dude. No. That was actually pretty tame for him.

Yeah. Yeah, so I guess it's an improvement, I guess. It's like his friends are telling him like you to be more supportive. Okay. I'll try. And that's him trying to. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, you know, only a thousand can do it, dude. Oh, okay. This one's called good. This one's called good douche block.

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nicotine pouches packed and she can't be shameful in a race down the street. Begging for some Joe Rogan help me be. Oh, Von left his crafty ass for success. I wanna eat a hot chip. I don't want that.

The douche pop buster Netflix. We all matter, just a bunch of homeless cats. Oh, matter. Just a bunch of homeless cats. Nobody know who y'all are. Wow, dude, that was touching. What I liked about that, I'm a sucker for the sitcom. I've always been like a sitcom kind of song guy.

I love that shit. Yeah. And then there's definitely some nostalgia in there. Also, I like that it kind of went on longer than you think it's going to go on. Oh, yeah, yeah. I definitely was thinking about stopping it, but I'm like, we're this far already. It can't be that much longer. And then it kind of went on longer than you think it's going to go. Oh yeah. Yeah. I definitely was thinking about stopping it, but I'm like, we're this far already.

It can't be that much longer. And then it went out a little bit longer. It reminded me of like, isn't that what they do with too many chefs, the video or too many cooks or whatever. Oh, too many chefs. I think it's too many cooks.

I think it's too many cooks, but it's like, it keeps going. That's a funny bit too. So good job. Yeah. Five stars. That was excellent.

Yeah. Obviously it's an AI song. What's that? It's an AI song. Oh yeah five stars that was excellent yeah obviously it's an ai song what's that it's an ai song oh yeah yeah yeah so you know i hear both ways i know i've said uh i'm not probably not in this one on raccoon tweeties i've spoken out against a little bit but i mean some ai songs are good that was excellent yeah that's great yeah uh this is posted by who the fuck are we called diddler got a shout out on Rogan. Let's see. Oh. I keep getting these fucking text messages.

Sorry. Dude, the production's all over the place today. What do you think a ghost is? A ghost? Probably just some busy body that just didn't get all their stuff done. Oh, they were lazy when they were alive, so they'd hang around after. You know what it's like?

It's like those dudes who would hang around the high school after they already graduated. If you just graduated and you're 18 and your girlfriend is 17, that shit is completely normal. But if you're 19 and she's 17, people start to look a little sideways. That extra 12 months makes a big difference. And if you are 35 and she's 17, you can't be a comedian anymore. I'll tell you that. Are you sure? I don't know.

I don't know. Who knows? Who knows? I don't know. That's hilarious, dude. Yeah, dude. Theo's a funny guy. That's so funny.

He'll let you up, B. Shout out to Theo Vaughn. He had Louis Thoreau on his podcast recently. Oh, the documentary guy? Dude, I love Louis Thoreau. Yeah, I like him too. And it's an excellent episode. If you got a chance, go watch that, dude.

Okay. We should do 10 Minutes of Louis. He's fucking hilarious on his podcast. Okay. Any thoughts on him shouting out Chris D'Elia, dude? You know, I mean, I don't know if he really did that you know i don't they never really met um it's kind of you know like they all they barely knew each other i heard they had a dinner together that's kind of suspect yeah nah theo's a good guy dude you're talking about calendar i know i know i just i'm i'm grouping

them and i did that on purpose oh you got the best brains all right this one's called uh drastic park heard it both ways supposed to be a half passer dude there's not a chance he says drastic park well let's be honest there's plenty of a chance he says drastic park oh yeah 100 let's see we saw bear like uh brown bears just strolling around on the shores uh i mean, dare were coming up to the lodge. I mean, Oh, fuck dare. The, the drug program was coming up to him on the lodge next to the, all the bears.

There was a dude, the time machine thing, right? If I had a chance to go back in time, I would go see how he learned English. Dude. Yeah. Let's see.

Has someone purposely messed with him or what happened? Like just how it happened. It's like some weird like person from Luxembourg that moved to Canada and like learned like 18 languages in Europe and moved to Canada and was teaching like a grammar school in Colorado. Yeah. And then he's just learning how to talk like this all the time in deer. I'm all about going out like, you know me, I'm like a rugged outdoorsman type.

You know, I like going to places with dares and bears. And giraffes. And giraffes. Why would they be there? It's like straight up Jurassic Park style. It's cool. Short our memories are because you're busy watching Jurassic Park. T-Rex in the fucking city.

Which this is a huge, huge, drastic difference between... I know. I do want to shut the fuck about dinosaurs. Yeah, dinosaurs.

I want to shut the fuck about dinosaurs. Bears and bears, dude. Oh, that was great. I like how he brought out all the drastics, dude. Yeahres and bears, dude. That was great. I like how he brought out all the drastics, dude. Yeah, and then one of them was him trying to say the word drastic. Flip. They flipped it. Dude, Half Hazard is one of

the best chefs to ever do it. Yeah, he's a great chef. He put in the work in the kitchen. All right, let's see what this is. This is Howie Mandel shitting on Bapa's tweeted lesbian pants posted by Demo the Great. Oh right, let's see what this is. This is Howie Mandel shitting on Bapa's tweeted lesbian pants posted by Demo the Great. Oh, yeah, I remember this one. But why?

Can I ask? I don't mean it in a negative way, but why? Like, did somebody make those for you? Is that a fan makes pants? Do your fans make pants? He's Mr. Pants. He's lying to you. No, did a fan make pants?

No, these are from my favorite company, Diet Starts Monday. Oh, I remember this, too. Diet Starts Monday. These are some of the best pants ever made. We should get those pants, too. Oh, yeah. Those pants are so expensive, though. We definitely look them up.

I have a matching top, too. Wait, Diet Starts Monday? Yeah, I was going to wear the matching top. Oh, what a great concept, dude. I have a matching... Yeah, why didn't to wear the matching top, too. I have a matching... Yeah, why didn't you wear the matching top, dude? Wear that. Why are you wearing a jean jacket?

Fool. So they give you clothes that look shitty, so you go, oh, I better lose weight. That's how I'm going to look good in these pants. Correct. Correct. Is that really the company's name? That's right.

Is it made for larger people? No, no, no. No. Okay, so this is like a... They look good. Everybody in the picture looks good. Nobody's... Show me the knit pants. Is it made for larger people? No, no, no. They look good. Everybody in the picture looks good. Show me the knit pants. Show me the ad for the knit pants.

Nobody would buy them. Fuzzy are okay. That's kind of wintry. Like fuzzy? They just dropped. I'm Canadian. If you're a skater? There you are. $172. Jesus Christ, dude. I'm Canadian. You might not be on there yet. I'm Canadian. If you're a skater, there you are. Boom.

Wow. $172. Oh, boy. $172. Jesus Christ, dude. That's so much money. Yeah, they're putting him on blast doing this. He's mad at Chin now.

He's like, way to put my business out there. Hey, did I say pull it up, Chin? Then don't pull it up! That drives me nuts! It drives me nuts! Tweed. 50% acrylic, 50% polyester. And you know what? I'm not going to lie to you guys. I am hot. Embroidered safety

pin logo. I'm hot, Al. Diet branded snap buttons. Oh, satin lining. You just answered the question. It's satin lining. So you're like... Are you at 38? What are you? Yeah, 38. I'm sweating. Not sweating. The satin lining is like being on satin sheets naked,

you're just fucking giving yourself a little handy with your own pants. It's a happy ending every day when I put these on. In the Arctic, that's what you would wear in the Arctic. You would be warm. Those keep your lower body. I think so. I think those keep your body. The fuzzy pants.

Callum's going into his community. Yeah, because Callum's like, I could tell the shop's uncomfortable. Time to turn it on, daddy. Yeah, he's going to save the day. Those pants will make you busy. Ooh, I like these. Look at your thighs. Because when women see you in those pants, they want to fuck. A man in these pants,

that's a man's pants. He drops a special called man's pants. That's good. You're giving him too many ideas though. I'm like AI for Callan, dude. Satin freezes. I know. I looked at him. I went,

what is he doing? Can't wear these on stage. Why would you wear them on a podcast? I made a mistake. When you have a fire but it's half fuzzy, half... Roasted, roasted, roasted. He roasted himself. What, does this kill Tony?

I mean, what are we doing here? Those are pretty lit. You like those? I like those. Really? Can I just say that probably I would wear that. Fleece cargo pants. You could wear those in Canada.

You're 40 now, Bob. I could wear them all. Are you 40? That's what we wear. I don't think 40-year-olds do, Bob. Oh, yeah. We? Because that's what we grew up wear. I don't think 40-year-olds do, Bubba. Oh, yeah. We? Because that's what we grew up with.

I don't know, Bubba. It's our stuff. You guys grew up with Charlie Chaplin, black and white. Are they a sponsor of the podcast? No. You're doing them right right now. Can I say something about this company? No, you're not going to say anything.

I feel like that these clothes are good if you're built thinner. You're kind of shiny. Oh, interesting. I mean, isn't that fair? You're built. It's just coats and hoodies, though. I know, Bubba, but you can't with that much. You have a large turtleneck on and it's a hoodie. You don't like the way he looks in those pants?

You think if he had lost, say the diet does start Monday and he loses. The company is getting roasted, too. This is like the bud light thing where they're in the executive room they're like oh fuck isn't it crazy like with modern sensibility for us this is howie mendel's peak right here dude yeah then like now too lazy to try is always dropping videos about he sucks and stuff about how a mendel sucks yeah interesting yeah this was uh this is definitely

in my world this is the best he's ever been. Yeah. 30 pounds. You think those pants are going to look better? Not on his frame. His frame is very big. I think he'll be smaller. Why is this a podcast, dude? I don't know. It's like almost a humiliation thing for Shah, the podcast, you know?

It's basically just him and Ann Callum kind of looking bad for an hour every week. Yeah. I'm a 205 when he was fighting, which was adorable. Are you down to 220? You're down to 220? You know what I love about this podcast? It should be brought to him because both of you guys' hair sucks, right? But what we could do is talk about

my body next to you guys. What do you mean? We're just saying that you're too big for those. Somebody just walks in, dude. He's almost like, Shaw's getting saved though. He's bombed.

So Shaw told people that like some guy to come in. If he's like, if I've ever looked really dumb, then just walk in so I can react. But the idea that I forgot, this is the famous clip we watched before where a guy just walks in the studio. Rich is with me. Okay. Well, you know what? They're diet by monday with that tweed pants would you buy the tweed pants

would i buy those oh i wish it would have kept going dude oh man oh great moments in the bop of hers dude that's a that brought me back any thoughts i mean it's just got all the classics shah being made fun of doesn't know how to handle it. And then an absurd thing like someone walking in on the show happens. And then, you know, in line with his outfits, we got this right here posted by Hey Mark Wixky. This is a real outfit he wore four years ago. I mean.

Just the scarf. Isn't it crazy how like this much can tell me how bad your outfit is, dude? It's hard to tell whether it's part of a hoodie or a scarf, but I do see that it matches with the sunglasses. It matches with the sunglasses. Okay, can you do me a favor and talk while I look this episode up because I want to see the full outfit. Yeah, I mean, yeah, we got to see what he actually looks like here the the sunglasses they're i guess they're leopard print and the either the hoodie or the

scarf is also leopard print a little bit different so my i'm thinking that he probably put that there it is right there you said you were thinking i mean i think he probably asked this uh his messican about this oh my god let's see i think he was like you what do you think she were thinking i mean i think he probably asked this uh his messican about this oh my god let's see i think he was like you what do you think she's like i don't care he's the number one light heavyweight contender in the world and he's gonna oh dude just it's bad just the hoodie and the fucking glasses are leopard print dude yeah it's bad it's a bad look it's not a good hoodie and he's got like man tits. Yeah, it's not it doesn't shape him well.

He must get this stuff for free maybe like the companies hook him up because I hope he's not dropping hundreds of dollars on that shit. He's definitely dropping cash on this dude. I want to see the shoes. I don't know if they got a shot of his shoes. He's like a crazy person. Yeah. Let's see if there's a shot of the shoes. Shot at the goat

John Jones. And we drove him all the way from Victorville, California. It's Dominic Reyes on Food Truck Diaries. Let's go. Let's go. I wonder if Dominic Reyes has a reaction to what he's looking like. Let's see. How you doing, man?

Doing great, son. What you got for the kids today? It looks like it's hot outside, too. It's like, why are you wearing all that clothes? Yeah, I don't know. I kind of want to go to Son of a Bun, though. Those burgers are looking different. I'm hungry, dude.

I haven't eaten all day today, dude. I'm so hungry. I am, too. I've eaten. I ate lunch. I ate fucking breakfast. I haven't eaten. I'm just Boppa, dude.

I'm fasting right now. I'm just fat. I like food. Let's fuck this podcast. Let's go to dude I'm fasting right now I'm just fat I like food I wanna Let's fuck this podcast Let's go to Son of a Bun Right now Fuck it Where is Son of a Bun

Turn it off Fuck this show Let's see What's popular Our burger What's popular We got an oval egg Your name sir

Dominic Dominic We need Nickname Catch on for you What's your name, Cat Tom, for you now? What's your name, sir? He's like, Jeff. He's like, they call me D.R. Dom.

Dom. The Dominator. See what I'm saying? The Dominator. I drive here, I'm like, did he call me the Dominator? I'll do the Western. Damn, that bun did look good, dude. Yeah. And also, at first i was like damn i don't

know if i want that much mayonnaise but the way they brushed it i was like okay okay oh dude i'm still i'm still here for it here for it let me look up where what is it called son of a bun can i get a hot dog too it's giving me the burgers sorry what i'm just still doing schultz thing it's giving me eating it. Sorry, what? It's still doing Schultz thing. It's giving me eating it. The hot dog has like the melted cheese on it. I'm just so hungry.

Oh, no, they don't have it. Grilled buns. I think they actually went out of business after this episode. Let's see. All right, thank you, Jeremy. Thanks, man. Thank you.

All right, man. All the way from, man. Thank you. All right, man. All the way from Victorville, brother. I appreciate you coming. Thanks, man. It's not an easy trip. It's not terrible, but it's not easy. That's for sure. He's like, it's pretty easy to drive, Brendan.

He's like, actually, Victorville is fine. I don't know why you're going. We saw bears. He's talking. Brown bears. Why does it do this? I'm so sorry. We saw bears. He's talking. Brown bears. Why does it do this? I'm so sorry. We saw dares and bears.

I fucking hate Reddit sometimes, dude. I'm so sorry. Today we're having a lot more technical issues than usual. It's the team's fault. It's the team's fault, dude. All right. So I'm sorry. We cut off your thought there. No, I think I finished. No, we're good. All right. So this is RIP Any Facet posted by Haphazard we're good all right so this is rip any facet posted by

haphazard so let's see what this is about yeah dude we haven't talked about did you watch this debate yes you know what i thought about the other day too what i never heard them talk about kendrick and drake oh yeah i wonder if they either didn't or the cats just didn't find anything funny can you guys comment below whether they talked? I want to hear what they have to say. Yeah, or we missed it. Yeah. They're not big rap guys either, though, probably.

Dude, they're not big. He's not a big sandal guy. He's selling toe holds. I guess Brendan has rap, though. Lil Brow's rap. They're huge rap guys. Yeah, maybe they are. You like their music.

I like Lil Brow's, yeah. Lil Brow's makes better music than Drake. Boom, dude. All right, let's see here. I watched parts of the debates, and I just couldn't do it anymore. It makes you sad, right? I'm not a Biden fan in any regard. I just didn't like seeing that.

I didn't like seeing... No, it's like... Oh. That's pretty cool, though. What? In any regard, it sounds a lot better coming out of his mouth. Oh, I see. R.I.P. in any facet. Yeah, okay. Okay, that's funny. In any regard. He sounds a lot better coming out of his mouth. Oh, I see. R-I-V-E-N-N-E-F-S-N.

Yeah, okay. Okay, that's funny. In any regard. He didn't say eeny. Yeah. Yeah, he got better. Well, I like them both. Both.

Both ways? Yeah, I like them both ways. The proper burial. Yeah, this is a big, big moment. So there's going to pop at the end. Oh shit. Well,

somebody pray for haphazard. He's in his fields, dude. I'm ready to salute you. I salute any facet. Oh damn dude. Well, how many other ways can you say in any facet um i don't know put me on spot deity i have nothing um well uh yeah you're right there's there's not really much to say in any facet. All right. So this is called Bring Up Rogan's HGH Gut, Clint. Posted by Haphazard.

All right. Let's see what this is about. Dalky got on the saucy. Yeah, he did. He said he changed his life. Wait, go back to his body. That's the strangest looking picture and body I've ever seen. This one is weird-ish.

Man, when guys my age start doing some weird shit with their body it's not a great look yeah that is a large that's hgh igf1 oh your organs and like abs are that big weird you have like that blocky build that's not tr he looks like a that's a very strange look to me he looks very uh prehistoric. He does. The picture, though. He looks better here. He's got that tummy, though. Yeah, there's that. The power gut. Oh.

Because when you do- He looks like a dino store. Yeah, he looks like a dino store. He looks like he's in Jurassic Park. Yeah. Organs grow. So you get that power gut, so it looks like a belly, but it's muscle. It can't be good on the inside

I don't think so What movies are you doing? I'll look it up right now No he was talking about it Because he was in the original movie But that looks crazy if it's That's how that power gut happens Power gut

And then you see Rogan in the pig too Yep Damn They don't think that they're They don't realize I don't think that they're, they don't realize? I don't know, dude. Like, listen,

Chin, he's got a tough life, dude, right? He's got to make sure that nothing's, like, dude,

he's trying to catch sand. You know what I mean? Something's going to get, you know. Right, something's going to get through. He has to watch everything and sometimes,

yeah, no, Chin does a great job. He's one of the best producers in all of podcasting so i'm not and there's no criticism towards him yeah i understand sometimes things slip through but listen this time you fucked up dude every time i rogan like that don't let it happen again it's pretty great though it'd be cool if they just did like yeah did you see rogan's tummy you know yeah i was over at rogan's house and he was like, you want to go to the pool? And I was like, are you sure?

You're gross. All right. So this one's posted by ill zookeeper game three, five, eight. It's called Ozempic jaw. As you can see, it's just, he's looking good, daddy. Let's see here. That's it. That's it right there, dude. What do you got?

What do you got? I mean, honestly honestly it's just hard work dude you know he's one of the hardest working guys ever he's trying to do a body transformation cats are just like saying that he's taking drugs when has he ever taken any drugs ever name one occasion where he's taking anything i don't know any facet magic mind okay well you can name a few just because i said one you named three times like that's not a lot he should be doing mushrooms that looks like he did just take mushrooms he's like what what's camera is he thinks mushrooms are boring remember yeah there is a hammer cow i can't remember now honestly nah who cares dude yeah i want a son of a bun get the car ready yeah all right so let's go

to the next one here this This is that's not what okay, this is a tongue twister posted by busy middle 8108. That's not what to may to to my to means you idiot. I don't know what this is. What is he trying to say?

I don't know. Let's see. I have maturity where I don't compare it to sports. You know? Like, I'm not like, oh, did you see that Alex Baird knockout? My brother's like, yeah, did you see Paige Van Et slap against that other girl? What? Can't have those in the same conversation.

That's like me going, Chin, did you see the presidential debates? And you're like, yeah, did you see the presidential debates and you're like yeah did you see the new tom and jerry whoa dude one's real one's not you know i'm saying they do the tomato tomato here not even close man but you know that's dana's business tomato tomato uh i i didn't i just thought it was funny words i honestly don't understand i think it was a tomato potato i don't know tomato different ways of saying tomato and tomato versus like two different things right yeah there's two different yeah dude not even close dude it's like and the tom and jerry that's funny the tom and jerry in the debate it's like a bit that's a weird...

I don't know. I feel like I'm Schaub right now. I think it's great to bring up Tom and Jerry. That's so funny. He's just got that on standby at all times. Yeah, he's bringing up the stuff that he watches. That's the level that Schaub can understand. It's like Baby Einstein's, comparing that to FIBA World Cup. It's like tomato, tomato. Every thing that he says

is like a child's program. Yeah. It's like, it's like boss baby, dude. Right. It's like comparing it to boss baby or just things that are on the Disney app.

You know what though? If he's not a good comedian, not a good podcaster, I'm sorry, Brendan job, not you. Maybe he should be a philosopher, dude.

I mean, a philosophy book would be so funny from Shad. You know why? What do philosophers do? Philosophize? Make you think, dude. Yeah, there you go. They make you think about life.

They make you think about language, linguistics. He's a great philosopher. Philosopher? He is like a linguistic person. He does basically a new form of linguistics. The first chapter could be, I think, therefore, I fuck. Yep. I'm liking it already.

How many chicks do you fuck? How many chicks do you really fuck? The long walk to my truck. You know what I mean? The long cock. Anyways, this one's posted by Toxoplasmosis. It's called The Double Down. And as you can see, it's the back of his shirt.

Life is too short to drive electric cars. Damn, he really does not like electric cars. I mean, do you do? It's a, this is a very burnt neck. I don't know if you guys see.

What was that big neck? What's that big neck? Big gold chain. Big gold chain big gold chain life's too short to drive electric cars dude I don't understand like really hammering the point home where it's like you're gay

you know Bapa is the worst thing to happen to truck guys ever because now like we said in previous episodes truck guys are going to get made fun of and they've done nothing wrong yeah what's that one podcast called whiskey who said in previous episodes, truck guys are going to get made fun of and they've done nothing wrong. Yeah. You know, what's that one podcast called?

Whiskey and something? Oil and Whiskey. Oil and Whiskey, yeah. That show has been cratered. It's like, I mean, now every time somebody drives up in their new truck that they souped up and they got the blowers going good, someone's like, all right, Shob.

Like, no, I, what? I put a lot of work into these blowers. I will give it to Schaub, though. There's no electric car podcast. That I know of, yeah, in any facet. I've never heard of like a Tesla pod. Dude, and if there was one, he should show up, dude, and just like Hulk Hogan that bitch or like Ric Flair.

Yeah, roast them all and shit. Yeah, dude. He shows up. He's like, what's up, hot dog skins? I'm going to spill the beans on you motherfuckers all right this one's this one's minimum sky 2305 haven't seen him posting them all uh dalia not happy with bapa let's see think who sponsors the olympics wheaties kellongs weird i i so he eats so and what does he eat like he you know i don't want to not but it's all about moderation yeah i know i know yeah like did you eat junk food as a kid some some yeah right you and i did you know what yeah we're

the same no motherfucker auckland's dope, yeah. I heard it's great. You've been there. Yep. Great crowds. And then also, I made the mistake. I thought they used the same currency as Australia. Oh, they don't? I wouldn't know.

Me neither. What do they use, yen? Probably. Euros? Japanese. Oh, yeah, true. So just make sure you don't make that mistake, because I tried paying for coffee with the Australian. Nah, Mike.

Oh, they were pissed. Now we got to hold you for a while in captivity. What are you talking about? What were you just talking about? The currency? New Zealand dollar. New Zealand dollar. Have you been to New Zealand?

You have, right? Yeah. I remember you telling me about this. You went there for. I know you went. You went there because Lord of the Rings was filmed there? Yeah. Yeah, I went for.

No, I went to. Hobbit town. Hobbit town. I went to Cook Islands first for vacation. Yeah, I thought so. I spent a couple of days. Didn't you have a bit

about it or something? No. No? But I just loved, I loved going to, I wanted to go to the Lord of the Rings set. Right.

Well, we know. And it's great. Beautiful. It's actually a working farm. It's a real, you know, and then they have a little hobbit.

There's hobbits that work the farm? No, no, no, no. They have like the little town you can walk through. It's a real, you know, and then they have a little hobbit. There's hobbits that work the farm? No, no, no, no. They have like the little town you can walk through. It's great. In New Zealand,

you feel like you're in a different country. Australia, you're like, oh, it's a cleaner America. But New Zealand, you're like, holy shit,

I'm in Jurassic Park. No, I disagree. Nora, it's Nora because it's a woman, not Noah. I said it was a girl. No, him.

He said, no, I said it's a girl. I know,. He said Nora. I said it's a girl. I know, but you keep saying Noah Jones. Noah is a male's name. No, I know. Nora is a woman's name. Oh, but did you guess it right? Yeah, I did.

After you said Noah, I said Nora Jones. After I said it. Yeah, so I got it right. You got it wrong. Oh, I got it right. You didn't even know the name. I know who Nora Jones is. I know that.

You said Noah Jones. That's funny. This is such a good podcast, dude. It's so funny, dude. I love watching these clips where Delia's telling him that he's an idiot. And I love that he was like talking about the hobbits working the farm. Because you can't really tell if he's serious or not. It's probably a joke, you know.

But then he's like, I could just imagine Shia being like, are there dinosaurs there? So in New Zealand, do they speak Australian there? Just saying the dumbest. The continent of the state. And you wouldn't know it's Australia, it's New Zealand. Man, somewhere.

No, I didn't. Yes, you did. No, I didn't yes you did no I didn't he's trying to make a pun oh man I missed that damn that went over my head nor he did no I didn't is she still doing music

I don't fucking oh dude I don't know this is why I watch cold case files that's why I watch cold case files man not first 48 I watch his cold case files, man.

Not first 48. All right, Perth. I'll be in Perth, Australia. Oh man, it's rough. It's rough doing the podcast sometimes,

you know? Yeah, dude. I mean, today's rough for us, dude. The fucking Reddit doesn't want to work right. Yeah.

It's throwing us off our game. The team is on notice. Yeah. The team is in the closet right. We're in a team. The team is in the closet right now, dude. Let's see. This is posted by MinimumSky2305. It's called New Thick Boy Banger.

Oh, hell yeah, dude. Hopefully it's not an AI song. Something's telling me it's not real. We would know if there was a new Thick Boy song, dude. Oh, okay. Right? We'll just find out right now. We sit here to die, but we could take a drive.

Hit the back road going 95. Late nights and open bottles. Slow dancing with our eyes closed. Not thinking about tomorrow. Just thinking about me and you. Going up, staying up all night Till we saw the sun When they asked where we went We were on the run

Spinning round, falling down Falling in love Me and you Make it feel like forever Every time we're together No one could do it better Than me and you Make it feel like forever could do it better than me and you it could feel

like forever every time we're together no one could do it better than me and you damn I need to call my girl after that shit. I know, dude.

Probably go in the corner and be like, hey, girl. Hey, yeah, it's B. It's B. I just want to tell you that you're my Netflix. Bye. That shit makes me want to call Jelly Roll up and be like, I need the collab. Stack, daddy! Yeah, Jelly Roll. You need to be in one of these red chairs, daddy.

Jelly Roll needs to get a song with chin, dude. I think he deserves it after that right there. Oh, yeah. No, that would be great. Jelly Roll, low brows, chin connection. What did you think I was saying? I thought you were saying you wanted to call up Jelly Roll and have him here. Why would I do that after watching that beautiful piece of work?

I don't know. No, I want Jelly Roll to be in there like, Yeah, I eat five turkey legs a day. Put some food in that. Put some food up in my belly. You might be hungry. And I really want to lose weight. I think you're hungry, and that's why.

Because you had jelly roll singing about turkey with chicken legs. But my brother, Sushi Roll, don't want me to eat nothing but fish. Now I'm overdosed on magnesium, whatever's in fish. Mercury. Yeah, mercury. My bad. Listen, this is the first draft. You're very hungry, dude.

First draft. But yeah, dude, I mean, there's this other series that's happening on Chang's right now. I wanted to give them a shout out. It's the Shop Chronicles part one and two are up there right now. Oh hell yeah. Long 15 minute videos, a lot of copyrighted music, but it's excellent work.

Thank you to the chins, especially if you're new to the homeless cats isms, then, uh, or Chang's in general, it's a great thing to catch up. You know what I mean? But other than that,

that's about it for the week. Oh shit. Well, shout out to them. Thanks for tuning in. See you next week. Bye.