10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub STILL DRINKS BIG GULPS! 🥹 | 10 Minutes of Schaub #93

Episode Date: March 13, 2024

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It's been a short time since I've been by a truck It's been a short time, I feel like a bussard Let me get back, let me get back, let me get back Down to where I can talk Not a sad thing, not a sad thing, not a sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad thing It's been a short time since I've been to town I can't get the tears of a life of no trust What would be bad, what would be bad, what would be bad

Anyway to my trust And it makes you a monster! Boner alert! Boner alert! Boner alert! Boner, boner, boner, boner, boner alert! One day. Alright, well... It's time for my favorite time of the week When you get there, bop, let it try to speak Release surprises today You better actually watch ten minutes of show Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop.

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Thanks to Brendan Walsh of the world record pod. There's a sticker here. Ever heard of it? Deedee. Great episode. Great. I enjoyed it. I didn't see it.

Never. Yeah. Never watched even a second of it, but I thought he had some, some really interesting bits and analysis of the Schaub phenomenon. But that's not why they're here. No. You guys are

here to watch 10 Minutes of Schaub. Start the timer. Play the chain clip. Alrighty. We got a lot of chips today, dude, to clean. A lot of picture posts. I think we're going to start with a lot of heavy picture posts here. Okay. So this episode you're saying it might be a lot of picture posts. So I think we're going to start with a lot of heavy picture posts here. Okay.

So this episode you're saying it might be a little different. Yeah. Uh, boner alert. Okay. Sorry. This one's posted by Brandon Puig three. It's cause,

uh, what a fake, this is a guy you'd never want as a friend, all the shit he's talked about Dana and the UFC. It's a tweet from Brendan saying zero issue with Dana. He misspelled zero, uh, love the guy and what he's built days of Brendan saying, zero issue with Dana. He misspelled zero. Love the guy and what he's built. Days of being mad at anyone are long gone.

I like that he clipped it so early, Chen, that he has two likes. It's like an added diss. Because you know, it must have gotten more likes eventually than two, right? There's only 58 views. I'm not a numbers guy so I don't really know the scenario there. But yeah guess i mean what do you think uh well i think it's funny that

this is another clip we got pulled up right now it's max power bike uh it says shop having zero issues with dana so let's see what you're doing you got yo look at you breaded on the producer level bro there's levels there's levels if you was producing then we'd be in trouble that would be mad different you know because i'm not really out there like that well this is a reheat we've seen this before you know that yeah but you i don't need a handler these guys need a handler i love i love the emphasis on these yeah he wants you to know somebody should have gotten the air of Dana and Mark Zuckerberg he wants somebody to know

no he wants them to know oh I thought you were saying like he just wants someone to listen dude that's why he started this show because no one ever listened to him until he put on the pod the shop show hey you two rich privileged fucks, come over here.

Let me tell you something. Somebody should have done this at UNCN suit. Hey, you two rich, privileged. Kimbo looks so disappointed. He says rich, and then it shows Kimbo's face like, fuck. It's the perfect picture to have up at the studio. Every time shop messes up, you look over at Kimbo's face like, fuck. It's the perfect picture to have up at the studio. Every time shot messes up, you look over at Kimbo. No.

Fox, come here. Let me talk to you. Again, I need a handler. They need a handler. Dude, he was mad there. I forgot about that. Yeah. He does not like Mark Zuckerberg and Dana White.

Those rich privilege. Yeah. So anyways, long story short, he's got no issues with Dana. I'm glad he's bearing the hatchet. Oh. The hammer. Bearing the hammer. I'm glad he's bearing the bread knife, dude.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Here we go. Bearing the switchblade. I mentioned this last week, but I got so many Netflix votes. hammer bearing the hammer i'm glad he's burying the bread knife dude yes yeah yeah uh all right here we go bearing the switchblade i mentioned this last week but it got so many netflix votes i gotta bring it up it's posted by laser tag it's bread stigs and it's him in an olive garden oh that's the post yeah yeah that's good yeah hilarious hair larry is b let's go to the next one uh this was posted by various concept 2615 it says this guy does a youtube show about trucks that looks like the thing he was wearing when he

worked the red carpet and he bumped into all those celebs and i believe this is the grammys or uh bravo when he was at bravo bravo that's it yeah i wonder who he talked to dressed like that and they're like he really is playing the part here well, though. Yeah. Because that looks like one of those Bravo people. I think if I wasn't knee deep in the Changsiverse and I saw this, I'd be like, oh, it's just another host that they have. Yeah.

Purple suit. Maybe he got it at Express. Way too many. Way too much makeup, dude. A lot of makeup on, you know. They shaved him hair hair this is actually more prep it looks like than he did for his own special yeah when jamal cut his hair jamal didn't do that i know that let's see the next one here uh all right we got another video clip nice it's uh

posted by busy middle 8108 it's called just a couple weeks ago this dickhead told brian to his face that sitting cage side wasn't the best seat in the house let's called, Just a couple weeks ago, this dickhead told Brian to his face that sitting cage side wasn't the best seat in the house. Let's see here. In a cage and fighting. I'll tell you right now, though. After sitting cage side? What the fuck happened there?

Well, he's doing a beast of an editor type shit. Okay. That worried me for a second. It didn't seem like he couldn't a second. Cage side? It didn't seem... It seemed like he couldn't control himself. Cage side? Wait, let me see if I can go back further. Cage side? Having the best view in...

That's new, right? Yeah. Man, that's a whole new shot. I'm going to clap it up for a new shot. Yeah, dude. We got beast of an editor, and then we got CageSide. I will say it sounds like he's really scared of introducing himself

to somebody named CageSide. It's good to meet you CageSide. Brendan C-C-C-C-Coonie. If he was nervous and he did that toward meeting me, that would be beautiful. Yeah, that would make my day, dude. Yeah. In the arena? Yeah. I'm glad I'm on the

outside. Because it's brutal? Oh, bud. Because... Both of them, that's the way they do punchlines. Yeah. Saying the word strangely. Brutal? Yeah. Yeah, did you see the latest Joe Rogan

experience? He had Zack Snyder on. Did Joe do that? Did Rogies do the voice? No, I was just doing it right now. It's not funnier if I do it, I guess. Did you see the latest Joe Rogan experience? Hey, never gadouche yourself. Oh, yeah.

We're on earwaves. I forgot about that. Yeah, don't talk about, you know, that's rule number one. Well, another rule is you don't talk about height on rogan right oh fuck and so this was posted by christers uh chris docero flill change your name dude it's called the zach snyder commits the ultimate sin on jre that is the thing i mean not to that extent but that's the thing that frank does and that's the reason why i wanted affleck because like to me batman's a big dude right i have like six four you know he's like a legit big dude and you know like in the shoes the shoes the boots are like

i don't know what that noise is in the background you hear that yeah that is weird it's like people fighting dude two inches so like he's literally almost like you know six six in the in the costume like when he comes out in the costume with that little bit of, I mean, we put some muscle on him and then there's a muscle suit under the suit. And he's like, it's a, he's like legitimately a scary looking thing.

You know, he's just like standing there and you're like, holy shit. Like, dude, the chin is so insane in that cowl. You know, he,

I mean, look at him. He's like, you know, he's, I took that picture by the way. You know, he's like legitimately like, that's Batman to me. I mean, look at him. He's like, you know, he's, I took that picture, by the way. You know, he's like legitimately, like that's Batman to me.

I mean, I don't know like what, you know. Christian Bale was a great Batman. He's a great Batman, but he's still like, you know, you know, 5'10", you know. I get the bit, right? You know what, Rogan is short, but I can't get out of what this guy's actually saying because nobody watched that Batman,

right? Did you even see it? I liked it. But you don't think it's anywhere near as good as the Christian Bale ones? No, but I'm also, it's not a competition in my mind. I know it's a competition for a lot of people, but it's a good time, dude. That's what I'm all about, baby. I just had no interest that looked bad. Maybe it's good, but

like the Christian Bale shit, that was fucking that was fucking... Different. To me, this is the Gringo Poppy of the Batman series. The Robert Pattinson Batman, Christian Bale Batman, Ben Affleck Batman, it's a good time, dude. We're all out here

to just fucking laugh and eat popcorn. You just go. Fair enough. I will say, though, I used to think that about Marvel, and then I saw the Ant-Man Quantumania, and i was like this is no longer a good time dude yeah i mean they can't all be good right there's tons of those movies like they're just so many it's like there's only a thousand they can do it as a thousand one is gonna be bad sometimes and i might get good douche for saying that it's a good time but it is a good time when you know that they're on green screens and you're like what did they do without all this visual effects like how did they

get this shot and it's just people acting silly in front of a green screen basically i think that what yeah obviously it's mindless when it's a superhero movie who cares i'm just saying it to say it but i think it'd be funny like uh joe rogan as batman i don't think of joe rogan body type batman is bad that's terrible dude i think i would enjoy it i know joe ro. I don't think a Joe Rogan body type Batman is bad. That's terrible, dude. I think I would enjoy it. No. Joe Rogan. I don't want to see Batman take ice baths, dude. I didn't think about that. And then Batman

jumps in the sauna after. He's like, Batman saves you from getting the vaccine. Hey, where are the drugs? But he's talking about Moderna. He's like ivermectin. Hey, I won't let you poison the city. And by poison the city, I mean giving people free healthcare.

All right, enough facts. Or making all gender bathrooms. Yeah. Batman's like, what is he doing in this girl's soccer game? Let's see here. It's cool. I mean, not to be, I'm not being rude.

Was Batman giant in the comic books? In some of the, like in Dark Knight Returns and in Frank's comics and like, you know, in the classics, he's a pretty big dude. You know, he's always been pretty thick. In Dark Knight Returns,

if you look at Dark Knight Returns, you know, like he's, there's a line like where he's trying to hold someone's gun and his finger can't get in the trigger guard because he's so big you know like where he's like you know i like things like that like where you're just like he's like he has this this genetic like gift of just being this big fucking dude and other than that you know his parents were murdered in front of him and he's also like a billionaire so like that that weird like you

you want it to not be just one of those things right you think that man but he's still like you know you know you know 510 oh is it still going on that surprised me the blank part but you think in one way yes this might be bothersome to rogan because he's doing the whole, you should be tall and Rogan Shore. But on another level, Rogan likes that whole like alpha brain, get yoked. Because Zack Snyder is definitely like, his version is on it Batman. He's a Batman that's working out and taking focus

or whatever the pills are you're supposed to do so he can be all like jacked and ready to fight or whatever. Snorting Kratom, taking Magic Mind. If any of the batmans have a trigger grill it's zack snyder's batman oh yeah dude 100 yeah and everybody knows that he's got a trigger grill in that batmobile b in the fucking car he's now he's george costanza he's heating up chicken wings somehow all right but that's a fighting crime he's killing elk yeah. Batman just was like mounting a fucking elk on his, in his house. And it's like,

there's people that are like, help, help. He's like, I, I'm a little tired. I'm making deer jerky right now. So I wouldn't be Batman today if it wasn't for Mitzi shore.

Good. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. Uh, Affleck is a Rogan type. I painted near that as well. I think what that was, uh, this was the one I was Rogan-type Batman. Painted narrative is what I think that was. This was the one I was most excited to show you.

Obviously, it's a good thing that Brendan Chobb did, right? But it's just he Brendan Chobbs it also. So I wanted to get your thoughts on this, dude. It's not a special thing from one of our guys, haphazard, dude. Let's see. Knuckle MMA. Game Bread. Game Bread Productions. How game bread productions how was that how

was that first of all i'd like to commend you on on quietly quietly paying for that guy's family i can just see you doing it we have the video we have the video can we play more people but i wish did you hear about this or no no okay so he basically paid for a fighter's family to come see the fight oh Oh, okay. That's nice. People knew. This is very important. How many people Brennan has done this for?

Like, how much money? How much fucking money Brennan spent on people he doesn't know? And so that is this thing that you never talk about, and it's so ridiculous. But this didn't surprise me that you did this. But you didn't post this either. Somebody's like, oh, he didn't post it. He would never have posted this. Somebody else posted it.

Brennan didn't even know about it. I literally had to message him and say i saw this i know good for you dude you you flew him in did he win in front of his family here's the thing so he lost by submission the second round positive thing i know you didn't want to talk about this but gerardo is actually uh hard up on money and he's he needs i know you didn't want to bring this up but he's looking for someone to pay for him to be able to travel to overkill so he can get his TRX modded. So I'm putting that out there. I know, Brandon, I don't know if you watch his show, but I'm sorry to embarrass you.

I didn't want to embarrass you. Don't kill me. I love it. I get it. Right. But I just don't want to be surprised when I drive it, you know? Yeah. All right.

I just want to say that. Dude, it's not a big deal to me. It's drive it. You know? Yeah. All right. I just want to say that. I don't like, dude, it's not a big deal to me. It's like, yeah, I want a truck, dude.

Yeah. Right? How else am I going to get blowjobs? You know what I mean? Yeah. That's true. This whole time, even since the problem with his truck,

he hasn't been able to get blown. I'm hard right now. Okay. Reel it in. Big focus. Booter alert. Oh, yeah. Let's see. I'm hard right now okay reel it in big focus boner alert oh yeah let's see

had a good outcome I met the family afterwards everyone's fine if you're gonna lose great to have your family there okay

so current events I don't want to embarrass you you kind of touched on this fighter earlier but um I saw this pop up in my feed from Game Breadread FC.

And let me just play it real quick. You apparently paid for a fighter's family to join him, which I thought was super awesome. Sorry, I'll stop. And, you know, I'm a dad and he was saying his wife and kids. I can't talk. I get it. He got emotional about his kids and wife not being able to see him. So I don't think this is that special a thing.

I just said, I got you. His wife and kids, when I was fighting, I wished my wife and kids could have saw me fight. At least I can do it. Be cool. Be cool.

Oh, man. Roy Nelson. Damn. I'll just say what we're all thinking right eight inches no um yeah if you're gonna play the part of like you don't talk about it then don't talk about it you have a clip and then you made your two your co-host and your producer or either made them do this or you allow them to devote segments to the show about it yeah it's a very what do you work for dunn edwards okay that's a very painted narrative and if you watch our show raccoon tweeties we have a whole episode searching paint where we're trying to find out the name dunn edwards oh and by the way we never got to the

name until we were watching netflix the other day and I was, I just thought of it. I was like, Dunn Edwards. You really just thought of it? Yeah. Cause when you, when you were like, dude, I cannot believe we forgot Dunn Edwards. My fucking mind went, cause I get, it all came back to me. I remember the fucking paint can I bought with the orange and brown on it. And I was like, Oh my God. Or whatever. I mean, if you're scared of AI, you can't even find a fucking paint brand by searching the key indicators of that paint brand. Yeah, dude, we Googled all the things except for the name. And Dunn Edwards is a big paint company.

And it wasn't even on any of the first 10 pages. Google is blog boss. But I know that you quietly look up secret paint stuff. And I know you don't want to talk about it on the show. Thank you. I appreciate it. And brennan hears this i would like some dun edwards paint i will say yeah on top of what you're saying dude fucking there was somebody filming you talk about the thing while you're doing it that you're buying so it's not

a quiet thing no not at all it's, it's like some sort of ramp up, but like a bubble to burst for Brendan. That is not negative for once. Yeah. It's literally a segment, you know, like a, a show you're doing show prep.

Really? When you do that, you were on Fox news a couple of days before this, dude, you should have plugged it there too. Yeah. And also I'm going to pay for these anchor to go back to school. Yeah.

Yeah. That's very nice of you to do, dude. All right, well, let's see here. Brendan. This is in reference to the last one. It's McGreezy posted this. It really makes you think, B. And it's Kamaru Usman lent Francis Ngannou $200,000

when Francis was struggling financially due to low payment from the UFC. Not once has Kamaru went on record and stated himself doing this. This is what we go French. Anyways, there you go. You know, not that it's a competition to be nice, but I think Kumaro or Kumaro,

I think Kamara Usman wins this one, dude. Yeah. And Mero Usman. It's okay. And not even to mention, like I'm scared for that fighter. If he's going to get fired,

dude, that's what happened to George paid for him to go see his family and then got fired right after dude well listen i don't think you can really compare camaro uzman and francis nigeria because like those two dudes like they're good fighters i guess but they're not brennan chop they're no john africa can they do no definitely not can they do stand upup for 25 minutes? No. No. Not even one minute. Well, that's funny you say 25, because they do stand-up and fight for 25 minutes.

Yeah, most of Brendan's fights are over in what, one minute? Oh, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be cool, be cool. He gets it done soon. Let's see here. All right, let's go on to the next section of Chang's today. I don't know if you know, but apparently,

Brendan Schaub is the strongest man alive. This one's posted by Complex Situation. It's called, Brendan can outbench most NFL players. Let's see what this is all about. I did 225, this is two summers ago. I just got back in the gym.

I'm three days in, for God's sakes. But two summers ago, I did 225 42 times. What? Thanks. No. What? Eggs? No. No? No? No?

Bro. Bro? Shrimp scampi? Oh, my God, bro. You're so strong, bro. Yeah, so he benched 42 times 225 pounds. I don't think so. Reps?

Yeah. No? That's crazy. Crazy. What did you do like what just like this the whole you straight 42 or you stop straight 42 just like the nfl combine they do that 225 as many times as you can oh god i'm not there yet i'm at five yeah but you know but it's just yeah yeah i mean this is what you expect from brendan uh he didn't have a cappuccino with the buffalo bills for nothing yeah right ever heard of them try having a cappuccino for 25 minutes on youtube dude it's not easy brendan can drink 25 cappuccinos he can lift 25 reps of

whatever that amount was he's different he can do stand-up for 25 minutes. It's funny that the reps match the minutes in the special. Yep. What are we doing here? Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what we're doing when we watch Green Goat Poppy. We're laughing, B. True. All right, this one's posted by T-Stall.

It's, I wonder if Brian Shaw, one of the strongest men on earth, knows the man to his left can rip 225 times more times than he can. And it's a picture of them. Just look at the muscle mass. Yeah, look at dude no yeah and he definitely does not look as ready to lift that much as the gigantic man standing over him yeah and it's just back with this face dude i fucking hate this face bro i don't know why he does the weird faces, but Brian's kind of doing the same thing. Yeah. Brian looks like a girl just said no. He's all excited.

They're all, be cool. They're always like doing bits. I wouldn't have expected this of them, but since they are kind of annoying sometimes, they might be those guys that just can never turn it off. It looks like maybe that's the case with both of them. Well, the white boy that worked too much, dude. you know, the funny is always, doesn't always have

to double up. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes the funny could double down and bet on yourself. All right. So this one's posted by long jumping key. It says, can you believe this arrogant motherfucker said this? I do. I've seen this one. Yeah yeah i do want to say also uh there was a lot more posts about the it was a bunch of people that apparently bench pressed not as much as brendan did so shout out to all those posts but it would just be like you know those are funny it would be just killing it at kiwi at this point you know i mean or what is it hitting it just fuck okay let's go it's uh on its, that's the black label alpha brain. That is the top of the food chain. Black level alpha brain, dude.

Yeah, I mean, come on, man. You're a sale, you're like a supplement salesman now, dude. And the rest of it was, no, really. I mean, like, I'm not just saying this. I'm a guy that, like, I have to use my brain for a living. I know the difference. I'm not like one of these ducks quack quacking about how it doesn't work dude you're a fucking like a celebrity nutritionist at this point it's embarrassing yeah and the strongest one am i gonna see unicorns no no no no no it's just it helps memory it's really good for memory and it's really good for focus it's just cool story bro damn dude look at there's so much

bald in this room yeah the two bald kings yeah right those are that's the amount of dick that's been slaying to this table ever heard of it it's a lot yeah he's the king of queens for one reason and one reason only dude literal like all the queens he's been slaying slaying all that dick yeah slaying in it gives you like a little extra juice mentally now if you're a moron you're not going to notice it

like I try fucking shit bullshit snake oil trust me it absolutely is that's you Doug well I've never tried it

that was you but I've never tried it I've tried it and did it help you out whatever yeah like what did it help you do? I just want to say use promo code,

uh, Alarcon. Check out dude. No, I just, I tried it and I was like, Oh, whatever.

It just, I ended it. So you're a moron. Yeah. I'm a moron. That's, I mean, I disagree.

I don't think you're a moron, but I don't, I also fully believe that it didn't help you do anything. That is a great selling point though, too, for him to be like, if it doesn't work for you, you're fucking stupid't work for you you're fucking stupid exactly that's suicide rate just went up more too that's why stupid guys buy it yeah because like he's like if you don't get it you're fucking stupid and they're like well i don't want to be stupid i love you jre yeah i love if joe rogan does it then i should do it, you shouldn't. Keep your money and invest it wisely.

I heard a rumor that Joe Biden's on AlphaBrain and it's not working out, dude. Yeah, look at Joe Biden, okay? Joe Biden and Donald Trump, they take AlphaBrain every day. As someone who makes a living using his brain, there are certain things that you can take that are not bad for you. They're just nutrients that enhance brain function if like okay so joe biden he's obviously struggling he has cognitive issues or whatever big dick though sorry about that of course very good point but if one of his advisors was like all right i got it guys and he he's like puts a thing of alpha

brain on the table do you think they'd try it? Yeah, dude. I wonder, man. And then he, people ask him about how, why is his brain working so good? And then he tries to say neurotrop, neurotropics, right?

Is it neurotropics? If Joe Biden takes alpha brain, that would fuck Joe, uh, Joe Rogan's fucking head up. Yeah. He'd be like, fuck,

I hate that guy. I'm conflicted. I don't know.ed well i wasn't but yeah i guess i will vote biden i do love alpha brain use promo code 46 dude boom boom uh all right let's go to the next one um i'm excited about not this one yet but this is the one i told you i was like i hope you haven't seen this one yet dude it's so fucking funny to me no i haven't seen this one yet, dude. It's so fucking funny to me. No, I haven't seen this one. It's posted by Appropriate Duty 930. It's called Hot Mic Captures Brendan Chobb's P-Break Announcement.

You ready for this, dude? Strap the fuck in. We're going to have to listen to it like twice or something, but you're going to be able to hear Brendan Chobb. I need you to key in on this. Okay. Okay. Drink a big gulp.

Drink a big gulp. That's so fucking funny. Wait, wait, wait. Wait for after drink a big gulp because he says I'm a fucking idiot. I'm a fucking idiot. I got to pee again. You got it? Dude. Dude, drink a big gulp I got to pee again. You got it? Dude. Dude, drink a big gulp is so funny.

Amazing. Drink a big gulp is a new shabbism, guys. Drink a big gulp. Oh, yeah. Give it up, dude. That's one of the best ones that's ever come out. Yeah. Drink a big gulp.

Got to pee again. Sorry about that. Drink a big gulp. I'm a fucking idiot. I got to pee again. about that i'm speechless i can't believe i mean where do you even start why why are you drinking a big gulp before in your 40s yeah what are you like a truck driver you got a road soda do you okay but let's say the over under on whether or not he actually drank a big gulp or he just thinks all drinks are big gulps well no i'd know that's too far i mean i do i do think it's funny that like it could be a lie because what who tells people why they have to go

to the bathroom right you're too old dude just go to the bath he feels guilty about something he so he feels the need to say, maybe he's not even going to the bathroom. Maybe he's doing something else, texting. You know, he's just, something about this is fishy, right? But if it is, I like to imagine that he's not.

He literally thinks that he has to give a reason because he's got a child's brain, like, go, go, go, pee, pee. And so he gives the reason of the big gulp and the reason is real so that means that he literally went to 7-Eleven and got a big gulp before this commentating thing. He's gonna

commentate on a big fight and he drank a big gulp before. It doesn't make sense it makes no sense and also a big gulp when you're in your 40s and you're drinking a big gulp it's either because you're a construction worker or you're doing a roadside a bit. Or when you were in your mid-20s, you're like, I don't mind dying anytime soon.

Oh, yeah. Biggulbs are like, yeah, you don't care about what you eat or drink, but he's not in his 20s. So he's either doing the roadside of shit or he's like redacted beyond all hope. Yeah. When you see somebody older and they got that big old shit, you're like,

what the fuck dude? Unless they're a truck driver. That's all I got to say. That's all I got to say about that. Next time I'm late to your house, I'm going to be like, my bad, take a big cold.

I'm peeing on the road. And not even to mention where he's going to pee. He's not going to the restroom. That's true. The sink at this place has pee in it. 100%. And there should be some sort of black light for pee. You know what I mean? Just to see. A shop light. Yeah.

Shop light. The fucking sink pisser, dude. Shop light stay bright. Shop light stay bright. What is that? The brake light thing. You know what I'm talking about? The safe life repair. Oh, yeah. Shop light and sink. Shoplight and seeing. Shoplight is piss.

All right. Let's see here. This is... Okay. Now we're getting to the section that happened today. This is posted by Astro Creep Scoo. It's why are the Shaw brothers at the Mint 400 and what are they racing? They finished 14th out of 15th, which is not bad.

Let's be honest. If me and you started joining a race thing with a buggy we probably get 16th out of 15 nah dude we would go i would go baja mode so fast you don't even know dude you got to come down to ocean side i got a buggy dude we could oh really yeah dude ocean side my buggy is different yeah let's see here uh is it playing oh oh oh oh really oh really dude what the fuck i need to refresh no let's see here your internet's different that sucks let's see here okay the stream i hate when people do streamables oh that's why i'm blaming the internet you're painting narrative

have a monster dude buggy Oh, that's why. Blaming the internet. You're painting narrative. That monster dude buggy. this is pretty dope so i mean it's funny to me well why do you think why do you think it's dope i love buggies dude i'm fucking i'm turning in the shop like yeah i got in the crash he gets in the crash you know what i mean. His wife is selling furniture. I'm fucking, I don't have a place to stay. You know what I mean? Yeah. You might be slowly turning into shop. And I think that's good.

Cause that's when you really bet on yourself. I don't even care about YouTube. I'm more of like an audio guy, you know? Right. I mean, why show the most boring part of the clip? Why show him pulling in? Show him racing. Oh, okay.

Say less family. family oh you got it yeah i got it come on there you go who you working with chin dude fuck that guy uh this is a beast of a beetle driver posted by important jeweler 67 the beginning of this clip is pretty boring do you want to just watch him race sure okay we'll just watch the whole clip that is shop right there by the way j shop or brendan i think it's brendan shop you'll see boom the basic stuff that you can learn what to do with your hands what to do with your feet uh left foot driving which you have to do an off road um you can't you can't just rise right footed because we teach them everything from burns side slumps anti-rollover rock crawling of that. And so it's been a great

experience for me to work with the people from Fox is showing them that side, kind of where the, you know, where the nut behind the wheel makes the difference. But as they say with that live valve, what it can do and how it can

go, and he's talking about what they have on the OEM cars. I mean, I can't really see him. No, he's, he's literally about to talk about shop. That's why I'm like, wait, Oh,

thank you. Thank you. One, one, as they roll through, um, you, if you make a mistake or you see a big G out coming up,

you have a red button on the, on the, uh, pro R that you can hit. It stiffens the suspension up immediately. Or if you find you're going through a big set of dude if we were shot watching this right now we'd be both busting with all this terminology of cars dude oh yeah we'd understand everything you're right yeah yeah i mean to me i don't really know what he's talking about but yeah you're right you could just hold

that button on with your thumb and yeah well that was brendan schwab we just saw going through there of course the ex-fighter who we saw rolling his car do you see that he's talking about rolling the TRX now

social media yeah made Fox News I think I was gonna say even I saw that and I was in the UK seven days ago

actually he took a brand new Dodge TRX and watered it up he was doing donuts and it hooked and just. Well, one of the things that we teach and one of the most dangerous things that you can do, especially in a side-by-side, any side-by-side, even if it has active suspension, is don't do donuts.

That's so good, dude. It's almost like those guys are chefs. Yeah. They said so many things that could, you know, be a part of the Chang's-iverse. The first comment is this in slow motion. Blistering fast, 17 miles an hour. He had to go slower last time he rolled that 20 miles an hour. They think about things that I would never think about.

Like the speed he's going. Like the chefs know that it's slow. I wouldn't have even thought of that that's so fucking funny yeah dude no tampering here drive slow stay awake does job have like a death wish or something because he does a lot of risky stuff i know he's driving slow but he's does he does the truck the truck donuts all the drugs drugs and Addies and everything, and now this, this dune buggy thing. He is a UFC.

He's a real daredevil. You can't say he's not that. Well, I want to say for sure that you can't just jump into a truck, dude, just like Brendan Walsh said, dude. They're not going to just let you jump into a truck, daddy. Kind of looks like they did, though. No, that's not a truck. Dune buggies go so slow. they go really slow okay but and also one of the most prestigious fucking off you know let's just say mexican fucking races of all time yeah is the baja 400

right what's that it could douche me if i got the number wrong but i'm pretty sure it's the baja 400 it's a race in the middle of the mexican desert where you basically ride a dune buggy or a sand rail or you know right bahamut messick the mexican desert yeah interest interest in you know when you push that traction control button it doesn't automatically go to baja mode you gotta wait a couple days dude that's baja mode baby damn that's the first time i've ever seen it uh well let's see here i i didn't even watch this interview i just saw that a man was interviewing and i wanted to see it with you dude this is the schmo uh cowboy lens boppa don't dune buggy uh posted by highlight numerous let's see car racer friended shop in the flesh it's the mint 400 weekend here in downtown las vegas fremont street how we doing i'm doing pretty good man

doing good What happened to your vehicle? You had to borrow Cowboy's dune buggy. Yeah, I flew in today from LA and I found out this morning, blew some cylinders. So my truck's out of commission. Hopefully they can find one so I can still race in class one on Saturday. But my boy, Cowboy, I've known for literally 20 years. He has a dune buggy, a buggy I'll race tomorrow, Friday. Cowboy in the clutch though. But this is like the second time you've had issues with a truck and two different trucks, man, in the past couple of weeks, bad luck surrounding you or what? I blame it on the trucks, dog.

There's always a new thing to blame DA team now trucks the trucks themselves honestly I always did think it was the truck's fault when I first saw it I mean why else would the truck want to punch him in the face with an airbag I absolutely think it was his fault

just because of what that last guy said the dune buggy guy was like one thing you don't want to do that's dangerous is donuts. So I don't know if you can blame the truck. That sounds. Oh, I'm sorry. You like listening to somebody that loves fucking life and traction control, dude. Right.

Maybe I don't live on the edge. You don't go by mode. Fair enough. Let's see here. You know what? When I when I wrecked my TRX that you saw on social media, that's on me. That was on me doing some wild shit, crashed my truck. This one's not on me.

This one, whoever built that motor has some issues, you know? What's the price for car insurance to be Brendan Schaub these days? Not cheap, my man. Not cheap. Yeah. Can't expect it to be cheap. No, you can't get a lot of suitors either. No one wants to work with me.

So what do you reckon? Bro. What? That's the get a lot of suitors either. No one wants to work with me. So what are you... Bro. That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. He's rich and famous and can't get insurance? Seven words I never want to hear come out of his mouth again, dude. No one wants to work with me. Oh, we want to work with him. That's what I'm saying.

I'm about to start an insurance company. You know what my problem is? His shop's sunglasses here are obnoxious, dude. Okay, yeah. Totally obnoxious. The purple grain and all that shit.

Damn. You put that on and you're supposed to have a woman there that goes, no. You know? My Mexican is fucking up. Papi!

Don't wear those glasses! They're spicy bro bro get you a latina yep alright I see where you're coming from dude however next time we fucking pitch Schaub on us working with him

don't say that he looks fucking redacted listen I'm gonna tell him he needs a guy he needs a handler he needs somebody that's honest with him nobody in his life is honest I want people that are honest with me if I'm doing something stupid tell me and i'll evaluate i don't mind the comments telling me that i uh brush my beard too much i'll try to not do that let's see here

it's good expectations competing in this mint 400 now because it's not going to be your vehicle but you're a gamer you like to compete how are you going to win this thing? I'll, uh, we'll see. You know, the thing about the, the buggy is it only goes about maybe 40 miles an hour. So usually a lap takes about hour and a half. It's going to take about three hours in this thing. So it's going to be a lot longer day for me. Uh, you want to finish your first race. You want to finish. You don't want to wreck the truck. So I'll be all right. Don't think about wrecking the truck. He's done it so much. He's used to finish. First race, you want to finish. You don't want to wreck the truck. So I'll be all right. Don't think about wrecking the truck. He's done it so much. He's used to it.

Hey, man, I'll get on. I bet you I get on that podium. That's why. That's why I bet I get on the podium. So Brennan Schaub shows up to buy a truck from you and he's wearing a shirt that says donuts. Or actually, no. Brennan Schaub shows up to get insurance from you and he's wearing a shirt that says

donuts. Do you give him the insurance? The price is doubled up, Dan. yeah hilarious yeah yeah i don't know uh i really want brendan to succeed bro i i want brendan to get first place in a race and then just go like this post on reddit himself of him just being like that makes sense you know i mean that makes sense. You know what I mean? Don't make sense. Let's see. Uh, okay. So people like to get douche Papa. I get it, dude. Yeah, I get it. Don't kill me. But this post is from Bapa blink, uh, says Brandon and Jay only completed one lap. So he's

class 11, dude. What that, what that mean, bro. Right. Where do they mean bro right where do they find this how do they find stuff like this i don't know dude that's awesome uh but he only completed one lap at four minutes and four seconds and this is a regular lap i guess from the lead leader dude can you imagine this is this just reminds me of when we were we had walsh on i was like can you imagine you do one thing wrong and then there's eight pictures of it? I wonder if Shab's ever like, he does something like this, he's like, looking at Reddit, he's like, they're not going to have, oh, fuck.

They fucking have, somehow they got the amount of laughs I did. Jesus. All right. I'm going to go fucking, fucking take some crate of my own. This will blow my mind dude if I was like

let's say what's something that I do that's stupid like I left my sunglasses somewhere and I called the restaurant and like I'm like I left my sunglasses there and then I go on reddit and there's like a voice memo of the restaurant has recorded me like

hey I bet you don't have it but I think I left my sunglasses there earlier. I like, maybe I like last night, midnight. Uh, let me check. What kind of sunglasses are there? Uh, they're Ray bands. Uh, it doesn't look like we have it. Uh, I'm sorry. All right. And then I'm like listening. It's like, what the fuck? How the fuck did they get that? How did they get that, dude? Yeah.

Well, dude, I'm fucking pulling for shop in all facets, dude. I don't give a shit. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Of course, we all are. Yeah. Let's see the next thing, dude. Okay.

You know, we're too heavy on shop today, dude. We got to go to another Clin Cookies. Posted by Highlight Numerous. Again, warning, long and boring. too heavy on shop today. Do we got to go to another Clint cookies post by highlight numerous again, warning long and boring chips, cooks, chip cooks,

pizza burger. So do you want to rate it before watching here? Do you want to pizza? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Dude, I know.

No, I mean, I'm saying no to that. The idea. No, that's just no. Well,

strap the fuck in because it's five and a half minutes long. It doesn't look good. Let's see. Burger bun. And it will have all the good stuff from the pizza, which is pepperoni, cheese, the tomato sauce. This has got to be a bit... This is a different kind of tomato sauce, different kind of cheese.

I'll leave this on for about five minutes and then I'll turn the grill off. So it'll just be nice and warm and crispy still, but it won't overcook. And while the pizza crust is starting to crisp up, get these bad boys a fresh tomato and fresh onion and start slicing those up. He's a producer and he doesn't even know how to have his face in frame.

He's actually a worse cook than Brennan is at stand-up. It's more ridiculous for Chin to have cooking videos than it is for Brendan to do stand-up. Yeah. Is that your takeaway? That is. Okay. 100%. I agree.

Let's see here. At the moment, I only have a- Oh, dude, come on. Give him his fucking flour. At least he washes the vegetables, dude. Okay. All right. Okay, that's accurate.

Let's see here. You should be doing that, yeah. Steak knife. So I'm going to use this to cut the onion up. That side first. Cut. Side next. You're going to tear off the outer skin.

And since I want the onions nice and round, I'll just cut it this way. Never seen that before. Oh, okay, yeah. He's like, can I have the world's smallest steak knife that I will use? I just, the pizza thing is, it looks really bad. This part is sort of normal, I guess, but. He's going to make it bad. I don't know why prison meals, dude, is Chin's thing.

Yeah. That pizza does look like cafeteria food pizza. I was out on my hour break in jail and somebody left two pieces of pizza on the ground. Chin was in jail at some point and he's doing like jail cooking videos, like you said. I'll Ziploc the rest for later. Tomato. Remove the sticker. Start cutting slices.

I'll just have two thin slices of a tomato for it. I'll probably just snack on this on the side. This is so boring. And then I'll Ziploc these guys. Yes, let us know what you're going to do with the rest of the vegetables, please. We want to know. Once these are done, get them off the grill. Put them onto the plate.

Oops, not like that. This is good. Ew. There's the burger. The burger looks terrible. I'm going to use this pan now for the onions. So turn the heat back up to high. Give it time to warm up. Yeah, burn it.

Just turn on the onions. Yes, but before I add the onions on, what I want to do is grab another slab of butter. That's a decent amount right there. I will say I'm very happy that Chin doesn't have an open fire stove. Because that's a, imagine the cops break in and then he leaves the stove on and then the apartment blows up i mean that is very likely in the where he lives with all those gunshots yep on the pan grab the onions that i just cut up Let me get a little more warm here.

Grab the onions that I just cut up. Slap it on. Yeah, put your hand right where the butter is sizzling. That makes sense. This is way more onions than I'm going to actually eat on the burger but you know, why not just cook it? It smells great too. Butter and onions, try it.

I just turned on the fan and there's no real time I can give you guys for this because I use an electric grill. I'm not sure how it is with a flame grill, open flame grill. But just keep watching it, I would say a good two to three minutes and then you can start flipping it. So I'm going to start flipping this. This is how it looks. See, that might be a little too early, but I also don't want the onions to be overly grilled.

I want it to be crispy and crunchy, too. Yeah, Brendan. That's good. It's a little brown. Look at that. Look at this all done. It looks like a heart. Ready? There we go. I'll turn off the grill At this point on let it cook a little bit longer Alright

Take the onions off the grill Put it on this brownie plate Smaller plate Just so it doesn't overcook Looks nice and golden brown here Sorry about the shadow The shadow is not the problem Yeah that's the least of your worries dude

The shadow How about the food looks bad What you're doing doesn't make any sense Go for it What a boat owner Go for it. What? Boat alert? And what we're left with now is the original. Dude, what the fuck? Like, honestly, what the fuck?

This is ridiculous. If I showed this to my girlfriend, she'd be like, I guess we're ordering. You can eat that. Or a nice try, babe. She's nice. But I think she might be mad if I was like, I'm going to cook for you. And she, oh, what are we cooking? I'm like, burger pizza.

With onions? What? She'd be like, are you okay? Are you going through something? Was Gerardo mean to you today because i'll talk to him sorry that you're catching strays in my scenario but jesus fucking christ this is not okay this is too much look at this i was surprised i'm surprised because normally the stuff that bothers me the most is something that somebody else did. Chin has gone too far. That burger, there's a side of it that's just totally burnt.

The end of it looks like a fucking, the end of it looks fucking, what are you, Irish? Is Chin Irish? Is it my grandfather? It looks like something that my grandfather would look at that and be like, not burnt. That's not cooked enough. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

But this is disgusting. An Irish person might question that. An Irish person is questioning that. Let's see. Why does the pizza have only one of it has cheese? I got the pepperoni pizza bun. I got the grandma sliced bun. I got the grilled onions. I got the freshoni pizza bun. I got the grandma sliced bun. I got the grilled onions.

I got the fresh tomatoes, the butter I'm going to put away right now. Here's what we have. Onions, grilled onions. You just told us everything you have. Yeah, you're saying it again. Not like overly grilled, just grilled enough to still have some crunch to it. Grilled wrong. I've got my patty, pepperoni pizza, grandma pizza. I like my onions like, you know,

kind, like a third of them grilled. Like you only see part of it has been grilled. No. I don't cook and I know that's wrong. Do you think there's a possibility burger pizza could be good? I mean, I think if you had like, you know how sometimes pizza has like burger

stuff on it, like you can get like burger meat on it. Yeah. That's fine. It's not my favorite. It's not my go-to. Yeah. But like a burger pizza is in like the pizza is the bread. Nah.

Also, where did you get the pizza? You didn't make that pizza. No. It looks like fucking store-bought heat up pizza. DiGiorno's. Yeah. Let's see here. The buns

And these are thin crust Fresh tomatoes over here And do not ever forget The mayo Ew This is my favorite mayo You can choose Whatever mayo you like

But What the fuck I didn't think It was gonna get topped That's even worse Than before Dude what the You wouldn't even You wouldn't even

eat something he cooked for you for fun? So, I would have eaten the burger pizza. But now that there's mayo involved, I'm out. I'm out, dude. My chips are off the table. I gotta go. I'm getting like... If I'm sitting and he says burger pizza, I'm like,

alright, I guess. But if he goes with the mayo, I'm like, oh,'m sitting and he says burger pizza I'm like alright I guess but if I if he goes with the mayo I'm like oh what's that the house is on fire I'm fucking out of there dude

you're eating that by yourself I'll look at you I'll look you dead in the eyes and say no I'm not eating that and you're the most

polite person in this room I know I'm usually pretty polite but I say if you put mayo on my food fuck you nah mayo is for sandwiches okay not that yeah pizza and mayo

i'm sorry dude oh really dude fuck you, I'm offended if you say that. Pizza? Mayo on pizza? You can still pull out ketchup and mustard, dog. Mayo on pizza, dude. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Let's see. It's a huge difference, so.

Oh, wait. Sorry, the fan was still on. So what I do from this point on, you know what? Pepperoni sounds like a good bottom, right? So I put the patty on the pepperoni bun. Pepperoni sounds like a good bottom. The fuck are you talking about? On the side, I'll grab one of those fresh tomatoes.

I'll grab the thin slice. I'm sure the tomatoes are good. Onions on top of that. And like I said, I'll make extra of everything, and I probably won't use it. But then I'll nibble it on the side as I eat the burger. There's no lettuce or anything. You know, burgers without lettuce.

Basil, dude. Fucking Jesus Christ. And then the most important part. To me, the most important part. The mayo. I hate the sound of it. It might be gross to some of you, but this is my favorite thing. On top of the onions and tomato.

He put it on the onions. Like that. To the point where, look at this, the knife is covered in mayo. It's like he has a fucking cream cheese bagel going on. That's like too much mayo, too, anyway. That's disgusting. There's no conclusion to this he doesn't eat it with mayo you don't put that much on

even if it's a burger I gotta find out where they're getting these from dude oh chin probably chin has a channel or something like that chin cooking videos okay this is just like, what is this?

Racist cooking videos now? Chin, the fighter and the kid. Should I look that up? I want to see where they're getting this shit from. There's no way this has to be AI dude. This one, like the chefs are creating a fake chin cooking videos.

Here we go. So where's, where is two months, one month. Where are they getting these from, dude? We could also revisit it if you can. Yeah.

I'll look for it later. Yeah. That was needless to say, redacted his foot. That was a good clip though, man. Yeah. Good work.

Highlight numerous. Yeah. He's really coming through for us on those. Let's see here. And also, Highlight Numerous, if you can message me where you're getting these things from, dude. I'm going to try to make more cooking content when I have a place to stay at. This one's called Done Count.

Boppa Indirectly Calls Rolgan Short. Posted by Moneyloan1864. Let's see. For a comic, you're trying some comics though some fit comics now who fucking well rogan matt rife take rogan out of it well why though um you know it's a different am i right yeah uh it's really fit he's small how big's matt no he's not really big. He's just kind of... He's gotten big, man.

I know. How tall is he? He's very muscular. He's like 5'11". Don't count. What else you got? Wow. If you're under six foot, we can't have this conversation.

What else you got? He may be six foot, actually. Is Cat Williams shredded? No, no, no. Kevin Hart's jacked. Did y'all see Cat Williams? Gary Coleman, maybe. Is he?

Joe Rogan? He's a big shit. Who? I love like, Brendan's in his own world where they're like, whatever this narrative is in his head, people don't, if they're not six foot,

they're not subjacked or whatever. It's just like a thing he has. And he's the only one that, it's just an interesting perspective to have. Yeah. He's dunk out. Yeah. But it's like, who perspective to have. He's dunk out. Yeah. But it's like,

who is this conversation with? What is it like? Do they get it? Are they on the same? Do they even understand what he's saying? He was probably diddled by somebody short. Let's be honest, dude.

Fair enough. I'm just calling a spade a spade, man. Gerardo said it. Let's see here. This one's posted by Brandon Puig 3. It's very short but made me laugh. It's called

Brendan Schaub. I'm a stand-up comedian. Do you know what happens in this clip? No. Just prepare to laugh B. Fucking streamable. Got him again. Keep getting Gerardo with the streamables. Fun to see him man. Let's see here. Ready. Brendan Schaub.

I'm a stand-up comedian. My number one profession is stand-up comedian. I tour all over. I've watched it 10 times fuck dude be cool man be cool brandon puig three be cool wait a minute there's another brandon princess three brandon talking making fun of another brandon all right let's go to the next one this one's called uh tom bouton nuts and berries you're in the rear ear b you're in rear ear p it's uh posted by the All right, let's go to the next one. This one's called Tom Bouton Nuts and Berries.

You're in the rear ear, B. You're in rear ear, B. It's posted by the real Mr. Versace. Let's see here. Legend is owned a different way. I say legend loosely. Different when it comes down to like the nuts and berries of the fight game. Oh, fuck, dude.

You know what that reminds me of? Remember when he was like talking about soup or whatever? Yeah. What did he say? I don't remember. He said something wrong with soup. The ingredients of soup or something. Yeah, that was great. Yeah.

The problem with these is like, I don't really know the sayings either. So if I start thinking about what the soup thing is, I'm going to get it wrong. Yeah. So there is a little bit like devil's assistant here, assistant here right yeah i'm playing the devil's well i mean if you're watching the chip and you look at the fucking pickles and carrots of it all you know it's really just all right there for you yeah like and i think it has something to do with

nuts and bolts i think he's like you're making the stew and you got all the nuts and bolts in your soup no bolts in your suit. No bolts in your soup. He fucking, he was like about to say this and he's like, oh fuck, I don't want to do the soup thing again. So he says nuts and berries. Oh, what do we do? Grizzly man? What is he? Is he Chin trying to make a burger pizza?

He sees in a different stratosphere. I don't, but that's not even a knock on nate or anybody not many guys are no two division champion no you're in rare air dude rare air but it's not physical fighting stupid when i'm talking about physical fighting we're talking about resumes what is rare air rare air rare air okay okay yeah you in the, he already said it, but he had to make it redacted. He's at the stratosphere. Okay. Yeah. Yes.

They're not. Yes. One's over here and the other's all the way over here. Yeah. Yeah. It's not, it's a strange. Best brains, dude. I couldn't say it better myself.

Yeah, dude. You try, but you can't. No, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. All right. We got one more clip for the day. Okay.

And I got to say, say dude this week at Chang's has been pretty Netflix dude it's posted by one of our guys dude Bud Deasy bro oh shit this one's called Not Picking and can you guess what this clip is about

for instance Nigeria versus Anthony Joshua no it is about a fight but why would it be called not picking I'm sorry for putting you on the spot but I just want to know if you can you have to enter that redact part of your brain that you don't like going to pick you got it

nice yeah dude I knew you can get there dude let's see here sugar shot O'Malley Che Cheeto, Not Picking both are my boys love both those guys you know it's sugar time you know I'll say that it's

it's his time to reign as champs bro every time in any facet he always does the opposite. If what Walsh said, that he's the greatest entertainer that's ever lived, if he's doing this on purpose, even a subtle thing like that. Talking about P.T. Barnum, B?

Yeah. Talking about World's Shortest Man? Yeah, dude. Yeah, absolutely. Brennan Schaub different. Schaub is to comedy what tesla was to electricity dude he's redefining it absolutely all right guys thanks for tuning in join the patreon discord reddit see you later have a great week bye bye boom boom