10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub STOPS THE TRACKS | 10 Minutes of Schaub #151

Episode Date: September 2, 2026

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Welcome back to Tim Mises Shop. Thanks for tuning in. As always, join the Patreon, join the Discord, during the Reddit. This week, we actually did, you're not going to believe it. We did an extra T-Most episode with its own original song.

What was the song? Should we reveal it? Oh, we won't. Because that's a Patreon-only thing. Lopez. We like doing that. You know, who knows? Maybe that instead of company specials.

I'm not sure. We watched the most recent episode of T-Fat K because they had just uploaded before we were recorded. Yeah. I mean, you know, the masters at work. But anyways, that's not why they're here, though, right? No, I don't think so. Maybe.

We also have another show, Raccoon Tweety. Please watch that. That comes out Thursdays. But, and also there's really access to this. Anyways, that's not where they're here. They're going to watch Tim as a shop. So start the timer. Play the chin clip.

All righty. Well, we don't have a chin to play the clip first with chin. We have a post from That Ninja 11. It's called Tom Bowel, Light You Up. Chase Gooner is certified homeless. Oh, Chase Hooper. My one goal at the end of my career is to have better stand-up than than Brendan Chow.

I think we're accomplishing that. Classic. Very good. Damn, that was like a one-liner. Yeah. He could have done that on stage. How did that fit in between the period, you know? Yeah.

How does he fit in that thing? He's a lot smaller than Shob, no shot. I mean, could he do 25 reps or whatever the fuck? What would you be more insulted by? somebody calling you a big old pussy or saying that your stand-up sucks? Stand-up sucks, I guess. Yeah. Do you think he's, this is four days ago they posted this?

Do you think he'll address this? I don't think so because Chase has been going after shop for a while. I'm not sure he's responded. I would love to have Chase on the show. Chase come on the show. You're homeless, you're welcome. See, this is where, like you messaged Alan Strickland Williams or what's his name? The other guy, Sean Strickland.

Sean Strickland, yes. Yeah, not a chance he's coming on the show, do you? I don't think so. Chase Hooper 2, come on, no. No, they're a little bit bigger, I guess. UFC's going to be like, oh, you want to sit in the red chair? No. That is funny.

They have to wait. They can either go on a random YouTube show with two idiots or they can continue to have a successful career in the UFC. Yeah. Dana White gets all mad. What were you doing? And they're like, I'm sorry. Those guys are idiots. But maybe they're redacted.

But I'll say this, Dana White, if you want to come on the show, you're more than welcome to. Yeah. 100%. That'd be funny. Because he doesn't like Shab. Yeah. He said, who said that? That clip?

Famous clip. No way is this Brennan Shob's new profile picture, dude. It looks so real, though. T-I-D posted this, 1986. New Identity number 35. Let me, I'm going to check really quick. Go ahead and describe it. I feel like it's probably real.

It's Shab in his truck with a hoodie on and a cowboy hat, and he's holding a thing of a Zen-like thing, probably Black Buffalo things. And he's forced someone to take a picture of. Oh my God. It's his profile. From IG? Yeah.

Well, he's moving to Austin. You got to make changes, dude. Just so fast, though. You know, he's like a guy, it's like Will Smith. He has a team, you know, and he's a very curated profile. And he's going to Austin. So he's like, you know, he wants to change up a bit. He probably, they discussed the hat.

Right. It's a move. He's making moves. Do you want to guess what he's thinking really quick? Go for it. Duh. I'm hungry. Can I get banana?

That was my best. Oh, okay. I was hoping you'd cook more. Do you want to try it one more time? I think that was all like that. One more, one more already. Okay. But, but I think I want some you've taken yap.

How soon after taking this picture do you think he's like, that's the IG? He probably looked at a few and, like, they were all exactly the same. And he was like, this one. This one is it. Are the days of the weird face over? He looks like he's just regular smiling here. He does, this pick, that's a good question.

Yeah. This picture kind of looks like a country album or something like that. Like, it's a country singer who's, he's been famous for a while and he's just like, he's used to it. He's got, oh, man, get the picture of me and the cowboy hat. It's great. We're done. It's a rap. All right.

Let's see what it's wrapped. This next one's posted by Warm Face 3. The rumors are true. The cat's out of the bag. We are moving to Texas. It's taking me a long time to process to feel to cry to miss my friends and family to get excited about a new adventure to start over in a new place and where neither of one of us knows anyone.

I am born and raised. California girl. L.A. will always be home for me. Leaving my friends and family behind is not. going to be easy, but I know that they'll come visit and we'll have to adjust. I just bought a whole box of hot Cheetos. LA has become a really sad place to be for me. The politics, the fires, the lack of safety for my... It's funny to think like the fires are still happening. Do you think the fires are still happening? In her mind. Shob is accidentally sitting in the house. She's

not talking about the fires. She's talking about the things shop has actually set on fires in the house. Maybe that'll stop in Austin. A combination of all things. So this is how I know I'm making the right move. Worst case, L.A. will always be here if we decided to come back. As I embark on on this new journey, just know I will miss L.A. very much. It's all I've ever known. And I pray that Texas will welcome us. She spelled Texas wrong. There's a G and an S before the AS. Welcome to those with open arms in a new place to call home. The Valley has become our home and I'll kiss it very much. I'll kiss it very much. Somebody needs to get a picture of her kissing the ground over and over and over and over. She wouldn't do that. And the home, my kids

grew up in, everything will be missed. But I'm excited for our new home and our new community. We will build. Cheers to new beginnings. Wish us luck for Leaf Clover. Do you think any neighborhoods in Austin are printing this out and showing it to there and like, we got to be ready for this? We got to do what I can.

It's coming. This is in the newspaper front page. Yeah, for sure. How do we prepare for show? I would rather do anything. You know, this is really her. You know why? Why?

Because there's only two emojis. Fake emojis or fake accounts only always have three emojis. Right. That's true. And it is random emojis. So that does give me a little dicey, dicey. You know, cowboy hat, smiley face and a four-leaf clover. Yeah.

But if we saw something like a dolphin or something, then we know for sure it's a fake account. Yeah, that's a very observant. Thank you. That's what I get paid for here. Best facts. Let's see here. Next post is posted by Jesus Christler. Coming soon.

Sniffel Wesse always been Norris Star, Smith & Weston. You go ahead and get the next one. Check out these dope-ass customs. Think Boy holler points. Holo points. Yep. Tiger's such a good shot, B. Just got Matagglebo.

Zigzagly the same is Rogan's B. Let's see. This is, I don't know why they're all pink. Daddy just got his NRA membership, B. Yeah. He would really say that too. today we're going to hook my brawlingler with a serious upgrade on his beloved beloved M1911 shab today the school shooting happened and then it's like tied to him somehow

he's like the uncle of like some I mean god forbid made too far I'm just the patriot B removed the sights and mounted discope as RGB light strip hell yeah dude man accidentally shoots his own truck This week. He's Richard Pryor now. All right. This is supposed to be haphazard. Bapa talks about quitting comedy again and admits to cheating on his wife again.

Here, Will Smith on this. This is a good segue. Yeah. Yeah, I don't, I don't know how to take that. I mean, Will's how old. He kind of did it all, right? I think his kids are grown. That's part of the thing.

If he had little kids, it'd be different, right? You know what I'm saying? Yes and no. I would question how much he was in their lives as busy as he was. I think the difference to me. me and him. Just laugh. I mean, it's,

when you say something like that, it sounds like, and since you're a celebrity that is on TV or whatever, it sounds like you're saying that you also are not in your kid's lives. I don't know if he realizes that. Or he realizes that he doesn't care.

He's just a very dumb guy. Yeah, I think he's mentioned that he wasn't in their life as much. Really? Yeah. But it's for sure about something else. Yeah. Oh.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. is I'm telling you right now if I could stop I can't know what I want to I like this stuff

I like podcasting doing stuff but if like out of everything I do nothing comes close and it's going to happen with Bosti it's not that I favorite Tiger Bossie's more talent than Tiger but when Tiger has a good game

like dominates a dude right I've been the UFC NFL nothing is better. There's nothing else I'd rather do. There's nothing. There's absolutely nothing. Like when he's playing well and balling out,

that's all I need, man. Literally. I don't want to do anything else. So that's what I'm saying. There's nothing. Yeah. Only when he's good at sports. That's the best thing is when his kid is good at sports.

That's awesome. The best, dude. Well, he can never experience that with his podcast because it's never good. And then walking chicks to his truck didn't really work out. Yeah, they struck out there. Yeah. And maybe I don't know that

Will, because, so you give up a lot when you are that busy. I can tell you and you can tell you know how busy that guy was. Like you and I aren't even a fraction of busy. Works to me. Yeah. He's that Will Smith that worked too much.

Will Smith or have the opportunities Will Smith does. You just like when I see the rocker, even our boy, Bert Crisher are going to see his schedule. Now his kids are in calls. but he was like that when they were little. He talks about it. He cried when me and him, we're on the pot together. He's like, I wish.

He knows all the time they cried. And these are people that are just like Shav. You know, same level of fame and talent. The Rock. Bert Kreischer. Who else did you say? The first guy who's talking? Was it Will Smith?

Will Smith. Will Smith. It's like I can, that's basically the same career. Yeah. I mean, I forget Will Smith all the time. Never shop. There's around more. When you're gone.

At least it wasn't too late for me to realize, like, hold up, stop the tracks. What's important here? I can keep doing this. Stop the train. The tracks aren't moving. Stop the tracks. Blue Shores, Texas sent me the stop the tracks thing. I didn't watch the clip with this.

Stop the tracks. That's great. Out shit I was doing, I can grow the fucked up and be the dad I've always wanted to be and have a lot of knowledge put into them and that's what's important. So it wasn't too late because the kids are young. Yeah, man, I think... I wouldn't trade for anything.

I don't think the juices are with to squeeze. I think it's better for those people out, for those dads like grinding and then their kids' lives, like to me success is I can go to all Tiger and Bossi's practices. I don't miss a practice. I don't miss a game. That's success. I have the ability to pick him up from school

and then spend three hours at his baseball practice. I've never missed one. Think about what Kobe was doing with his daughter. That's a lot of time. That was a huge practice, right? Maybe I didn't play travel ball, so I don't really know. That seems like three hours is very long.

Yeah, I'll show up at 30 minutes to the end, you know? You better be good at Bay. And now I'm starting to understand why he's so, I mean, if you're not good after three hours at practice, maybe I would, yeah. He should be better at baseball than I guess. Like he'd be picking her up from school He'd go to practice with her

Like to me that's success To success Success is to me And I realize Honestly about Maybe a year and a half Maybe two years ago Like success isn't having a special

And selling out arenas Because then Who cares about that The amount of work it requires And you gotta be selfish man You do In order to be a great comic A great actor

He's got a list Great athlete You'll be super selfish Unfortunately I just one thing. He's got... Just be, you better to be selfish. It's the main thing.

That's what everybody says, too. Yeah. It's like selfishness is what gets you there. Ask Louis T.K. He didn't get there because he was funny. He got there because he was jacking off all the time. He was hoarding things too. He was like, give me to all the stuff in the green room.

Yep. You know, I want all the shows. Yep. Yeah. Unfortunately, it doesn't make you the best dad. No. Right. And now there's some great dads who pulled off,

but it's, It's just different, man. It's just different. It's just different. Very difficult. And to me, it's just, and now I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it.

To me, I just prefer going to Tiger's practice than going on the road and making money. It's just, to him, it's like, Joe Rogan's like, yeah,

the podcast is bigger than it's ever been. I'm doing arenas with DeCapel, and this and that. He's like, yeah, but you're a bad dad, right? Yeah, but you suck as a dad,

right? It's such a ridiculous thing to say, like, I actually prefer being a dad to like, you know, getting a, doing standup in these big shows. Yeah. Uh, yeah, duh. You fucking weirdo. Do you see anybody who's like, I would, he actually has said this. So it's like, I would rather be anywhere.

But you never see people being like, God damn it. I wish I could be on the road. Yeah. You know, like I cannot. Oh, my son hit her run. I could win an Oscar. It's just not said. It's a very like, who cares?

Oh, being a dad's great. Good, yeah. Wow. Yeah. Perfect show. Yeah. I was a comedian, so I was naturally selfish. It's like you weren't even good at that, though. So you weren't being selfish, were you?

You were already selfish. In fact, you're probably better at being selfish. Yeah. The decision not to make. Yeah. It's all good. It doesn't mean it was the right choice. For me, it was.

But there's a lot of great comics out there that, you know, can terrible. You could have, you know, that you get to where Will Smith is. It's like 56 and you've done everything. God bless, you've drawn a line through everything. Oh, here's the secret. Everyone should know. Everyone feels that way. You get to the top.

Like, I'm, the top. He's been at the top. This is the top. We're the top. Yeah, red chairs. That's what the top means. And our chairs have stickers, so we're a little higher.

Yeah, dude. I'm never going to talk to my family. Look at this. No, dude. Now the second I sat in here, I said, fuck my family. If my kids ever sit in this, foster kids.

The second. Okay, sorry. The second I sat in this chair, I was thinking about my parents, two thumbs, two thumbs. Way up. Way up. Yeah. Turn it up. The tracks ain't stopping.

You watching Dad and Mom? Yeah. Fuck you. Yeah. I'm never going to talk to you again. I can speak just when I was 50. Yeah, I'm so successful. I'm not even a bad dad.

I'm a bad kid. Three or four. I had, I was on two TV shows. a big TV ABC Always wanted to have my own show The Sopranos And Secret Life of Jack and Cody

Jack and Jack Jack Cody Secret Life of Tracks and Cody I shot Complicated Apes I sold out a thousand tickets Where the fuck that place was And sold that right away

I was like I had the great house I had everything I'd literally come to L.A and drawn a line through everything I set a goal for. Yeah. And then you know what happened to me? He was like, you're my girlfriend now.

Yep. She's the honest. Yep. Draw that line. Track that over a week. Stop that track. Stop that track. She tried to stop the track.

Mm-mm. Whoa. That's bad. I take it. I regret. I was like, holy fuck, I'm starting to feel I was spending too much money on food. I didn't know what to do with myself. I was like, I'm going to do with myself.

I was like, I'm going to. take a little break. The worst thing, it was, it was such a weird feeling. Yeah. I felt bloated. And by the way, I missed a lot of my kids, my first kids. I missed a lot of my first kids growing up a lot. Yeah, yeah. I just did. It's a fact. Fucking, if I could take it back, I, that's the biggest thing I think about every day. Yeah. You know, I would have been, now I'm in my, I'm very close to them, and it's all good, but I missed a lot. It's not ideal. I missed a lot. Yeah. I missed a lot. Imagine your father saying that in a red movie chair. He's next to rain bottles.

It's like your dad, if this is true, and then not just platitudes or whatever the fuck you say, if it's true, he really didn't miss a lot of their family, you're watching your dad on a podcast, that sucks, where they routinely call people gay and like all that. Talk about how he missed your childhood in a red movie chair next to rain energy drinks. And Shershot, which is something that you drink

when you're drunk so that you can drive home. Yeah. a lot of stuff a lot yeah I think for me I'm just growing up and I need to grow up like I was wild on the road I made a million mistakes yeah on the road I was just

like I couldn't do both I was wild you know I was wild you'll drink all the whiskey you remember that joke from Daniel Cabral which one or he's like I've never met

an unfaithful Latino man I've met a lot of Latino men that made a lot of mistakes that's funny so he's Mexican but anyways yep I was just doing things

I shouldn't been doing and like me and Joanne's discussed that and it's just I was going down a bad road not being the dad I wanted to be I wasn't happy I was making more money that I've ever made I just wasn't you weren't present in any

nothing nothing nothing nothing mattered for the podcast the shows I can see it I'm just going going doing this show doing that show also like how you dealt with the stress of everything that went down everything yeah I just work because that's what I know to do

you dealt with a stress by fucking ruining women's lives I was miserable Making more money than I've ever made But miserable Miserable Miserable Yeah

It's growing up It's like even like with that UFC money I've come in like If this was two years ago That money spent before I even get the check I would have spent that money on a car or something And so I got allocated the new ZR1 Super hard to get

They're expensive Like 200 something thousand What's even blabbling about What is the ZR1? I got this other car. Is that the Jeep, the purple Jeep that he bought? I don't know. It's hard to get.

Most people don't, they won't just give it to anybody. They don't only give it to the dumbest guy in the room. Because most people don't want it. Pre-requisite, big red chair. Car fastest American production car ever. Me and my brother respected out everything. And a week ago, the guy from Chevy called me. He was, hey, man, we got your allocation.

Be here by June. My head, I'm like, shit. My check behind June. All right, cool. man. I have the phone. I was sitting. I'm like, how much is it? How much is my check? I'm that's not very smart. That's not smart. That's not smart. Could I do it? Yeah. I'm like, the smart thing we do is to put it toward your kid's future. So yeah, invest it and put in accounts for the kids. Yeah. So that's why I did. Now don't get twisted. Daddy still has problems.

So I'm going to take a very small chunk of the money. I got to get some toy, maybe a Viper or a 997 turbo, but something modest. I don't need ZR1. But the majority of it, 85% of it, I'm saving for the kids. Yeah. Two years ago,

that's spent before it even hit the account. Growing up, man. Tempting the gods. Yep. Living like a bank robber. Go up. What else you got?

Yeah. Back to the intern to steer the show. And by the way, the squeak of that. the end. Yeah. Yep. Living like a bank robber. Go up.

Yeah. Yeah. Sure. That's how you know it's time for a new topic is when they move their mics. Or their chair. Yeah. All righty. Well, that was, we learned a lot.

You know? Sad kind of. Yeah. Most of them are sad. You know, that's the thing about comedy podcast now. It's just sad. Yeah. Yeah.

That's true. The state of comedy. We're trying to get sadder. Yeah. Yeah. But we can't. So we're sad about. it. Yeah, I mean, I'm just, I just watch Only Kill Tony now. I mean, I used to have so much fun.

Imagine that's your podcast. It was just like, I was going, everything, everything was awesome. Right. I stopped doing it. I know, I had to talk with my wife and I was just like, you know, we talked about it. Yeah. I said, you know, I'm having a lot of fun on the road. You know what I'm doing. Every day. Every day. And then I was like, but, you know, at times, you got to give it up and just like hang out with her. It's a fucking blows. I would rather do anything. All righty. This next one's posted by one usual 4460.

It's called Joey Twink or Violent DNA. It's an article from, what is this, Daily Mail exclusive, Joe Rogan fled violent father for San Francisco's gay scene. Now his estranged sister breaks her silence to tell a very different story about his past $200 million stardom.

Oh man, dude, this family's turning on. That sucks. I want to see that sister video, though, so bad. Oh, okay. His family sucks hard, dude. Fuck. They're just making money.

Oh, man, come on. Sending photos of him looking effeminate. For, like, how much money do you think they got? 5K, 10K? Probably like a $2,500 story on Daily Mail. Daily Mail's like, he got any gay picks of Joe Rogan? Oh, Jesus. And they're like, no, but how about stuff where he looks kind of gay?

Well, can you just say he was gay? Wow. So he, that's painting a narrative if I ever seen it, dude. I want to see the video though, dude. What's the video of? I guess she did a video. Like an interview? Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, trash human. Well, we'll look it up on our own time. This is Rinks cameo on Tom McDonald's new masterpiece. Oh God. Posted by Tio Sanders. Thanks. Why?

Right. Like who's in the studio with you? You know? Like who is anyone in there like, all right, we can make this, but like let's not make it like an AI song. It sounds like AI. You know? Yeah, it does. Wouldn't it be so much more powerful with just an acoustic guitar? Yeah. You know? 100%. Instead of it sound like I'm in a factory that's like overproducing like a fabric or something like. Yeah. It's fake purely for views and YouTube money or whatever the fuck. Ever where you get money out of this? He's like, oh, great new idea. This one's called, I can't cancel all of us. Next one is I'm not triggered.

Next one, and we get all the greats. Brian Callan. Yeah. And then a fat guy with beard. Yeah. This is, I was actually, I made a cameo. This is me two years ago.

When you were still attracted. Just flipping off. Like I remember that I looked down on my thumb one day and I was like, God, my hand looks so fat. And then I started losing weight. Ugh, terrible. Get a tripod, dude. You know?

Would you want to be in this? No. No, right? No, no. I wouldn't even want to be in the version where we're like, we're going to cancel you if you did some bad things. It's like, no, we don't need to make either of those songs.

No, no, no. You know? If you deserve it, we're going to cancel you. I would absolutely be in a little browse thing over this. Okay. A little brows calls me up. I'm going, although that might be just the thing for Shab to murder me. But I'm down to being a little brows.

I feel like I'm being serious here, less embarrassing than this by a lot. What do you think? No, for sure. I'd rather be floating in a space station than doing this, you know? Yeah, dude. Absolutely. Oh, I don't even have to show up. You're just going to AI my likeness.

Go for it, dude. you know? I don't even think there's that much stuff embarrassing about being in a low-brows thing. This is horrible. This is terrible. The song is absolute garbage. Yeah, that's not good.

We've listened to 23 seconds of it. Usually if you listen to 20 seconds of a song, you're like, maybe it gets good and then I'll like this part too. Trash, all around trash. I went to the Universal Movie Theater just to see a movie and I was walking out and there was this horrible song playing.

It was like, we could be heroes. And like this chick, the music video is horrible. And it was also better. And I'd also rather be in that music video. Yeah. I'd rather be in the new Jurassic world than this, dude. Yeah. And that's bad.

You know that's bad. Oh, yeah, I know it's bad, but I want to be in it for Scarlet's jesus. Oh, yeah. Hey, Scarl. T-fat K. Let's see here. Yes. You want to watch it again?

Sure? No. You're supposed to say no. Oh, sorry. Absolutely not. Anytime that questions posed about this. This guy, man. Smart businessman, though.

Make that money. Tett the face. Mm-hmm. You know. The tattoos are fake. He takes it off after it's done. Yeah. Making so much money he can afford more fake tattoos.

No, you don't get it, Gerardo. I had a rough life. I came, you don't even know where I'm from. And if you try to cancel me, I'm going to make a song about you too. I put a jihad on them. Yeah. And I put a jihad on you. Can't cancel all of us.

Well, I mean. I guess not, I mean, can't cancel. People don't even know who you are. Yeah. I've never heard. Only time I swear to God, I'm not saying this to make a point or anything. Never heard of Tom McDonald other than one of the clip on Ching's. Yeah, I'm sure people are trying to cancel a South Park, a real life South Park character. This guy's like, I don't even know if he's real.

He's from Canada in South Park. Let's see, what's the next year? I saw this and I was... This is posted by complacent exhausted. Eric calls out Bapa's gearhead abilities while going over the recent space penis launch. Space penis, okay. Ready to hate and look, they're actually. and like women and shit.

And they're like, oh my God. But like, all this was built by men. They just jumped in in yoga pants and went straight up, straight down. Oh, bravo, queens. This is Jeff Bajel. His wife is like, I'm so bored. He's like, go space, bitch. I know, but it doesn't matter.

You didn't build any of your trucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great. Eric coming in hot. I like it. Yeah, dude. He's being the devil's associate here. I see Eric here out of five.

I'm going to put you to a 10. Keep it up, Chin. Yeah, dude. Eric, go harder. you know like Houston we got a problem you got the communication yeah Eric I'm listening do for lunch

good-dush him good-docheam who cares yeah you yeah Ford built those trucks no no no some I built but but I'm not I'm like

Eric does not believe that no you didn't build shit dude yeah ground up you built them yeah my Hummer did oh really dude I'm here to get my hands dirty Your boys are going to be super involved in this project. Usually I just hand it off to somebody.

Not anymore. Your boys are getting dirty. All right. We're on the home stretch here. Your boy's been busy. I've been all over, but the boys here have been at the shop working hard for the deadline. And a lot has happened since I've been in and out.

Brandy. Brandy shop. Oh, here he is. A cold an hour. This is amazing. Isn't it funny? It was like West Coast Choppers crashed and burned, right? Um, which one was that one?

Uh, exactly. Yeah. You remember they used to work on like motorcycles and they had a deadline and it was like, they would argue all the time. Fuck. You don't remember West Coast choppers? Nah, bro. It was like the dad and his son and they were like, fuck you, no, fuck you.

Oh, yeah. Oh, you're talking about that. Yeah, like they, they look like, he looked like a jack guy fairy. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they were always on time and fucking. Yeah. He's like, let's do West Coast choppers, but.

No son. All fast. no gas or whatever. We're here with the guys I had build my truck and I was out fucking talk to Joanna about it's all good. Yeah, we're good there. All right, this one's supposed to be complacent

exhausted again. It's a chamby baseball emoji. Let's see. Monday. Happy Monday. Happy Monday, kids. Nice little weekend full of baseball as usual. Is there anything worse when people are telling you about their schedule with their kids? Like, you know, that's just your kids.

Why do you tell you? talk so much, dude. Why does he do this? Yeah, he talks so much that he's going to fucking, he's going to get in trouble. Like, you know, you say one thing and then hours, hours later, you're going to say the opposite of it. Like if this was the first clip we ever saw Brandon Schaubby, we'd be like,

why would he say that? But we're so used to it now we're like, dude, stop. Yeah, just that's all you got to do. Yeah. Sorry for laughing very loudly. You're on the same baseball team or in the same school. You really don't give a fuck. A big tournament coming up. Big tournament coming up.

this Friday, Saturday, our technically our first travel ball tournament. Looking forward to that. T pitched over the weekend, balled out, kids can't catch pop flies. He was going to have a no hitter. Then kids drop pop flies.

Very frustrating. Very frustrating. You can't cancel all of us. Isn't that a fucking melody already? Yeah. Yeah. It sounds like a high school musical. Really?

Yeah. What is it? We're all in this together. I don't know that one, but I'll take your word for it. I'm going to cut that part out. You've got to sit around with the other parents and pretend their kids aren't God awful. I'm like, oh, look at him.

He's like, at least he's trying. I'm like, yeah, he sure is. He sure is. Do you have a razor blade in a warm bath? You can draw me. Bless you. Underwood. It's called Underwood and Lopez.

Underwood Family Farm. Lopez. Lopez. the concern like what am I supposed to say is he having a fucking what the fuck he said that he would rather have a razor blade in a warm bath I don't know what that was about but I don't I mean that's just shop not understanding that that's too fucking that's too much to say it just makes people go yeah imagine you remember fear and loathing in Las Vegas of course best part of the movie no what's the best part is when Benisio Tar is in the bath and he's high on ether

or whatever. And he's listening to White Rabbit. And he's like, throw the radio in the back when the White Rabbit sings. Dude, fucking hilarious. Anyways, that's just what that made me think of. But way too descriptive. I like the adjectives of uses. You're trying to speak English, but let's not involve suicide. Yeah, he doesn't understand humor. He's like blunt force, like Mark said in that interview. Yeah. It's like he heard someone say that probably in a different context and he put it in the wrong one. Pause. The next one is complacent, exhausted again.

It's called Bapa retells how he got fired from Bravo for being a bubba beast of a red carpet roaster. Yeah. Oh. I like these days when he would just go on random shows on Zoom. For a hot second, doing the pre and post shows like the Grammys, the Oscars,

all that stuff, man. And I knew my time was coming to an end. And because, you know, they brought me on. And these celebrities, they look ridiculous. And they're walking the red carpet. And we're live, dude. And I'm just lighting these dude.

I'm lighting the guys up. I'm lighting the girls up. Just having fun, like, roasting them. Because the time also, I was doing King and the Sting with Theo Vaughn, which was an all roast show. So that was like my pattern. I was just like roasting people every Tuesday, Thursday. And I got on E. And when you roast, who was it?

It was like little zany. X where the hell those guys are. And, you know, he's just like sad. And I just like lit him up. And then the producer in my air like, dude, you got to back off. I'm like, I can't. And then Lady Gaga walks down the aisle. Yeah.

Because he's not being funny, right? No chance. I mean, if he's doing this at all, he might just be making up in his head. But he's incapable of saying anything clever. He's like, why are you dressed like that? What are you fucking gay? Yeah. He's that.

Why was you dressed like that? Do you also have a razor blade in warm water? in your pockets? Because I would end it all. All right, have fun in the Grammys. And he doesn't even realize it's like, you just said you shouldn't kill yourself on. Yeah, on live TV.

What are we doing here? Let's see. She has like 14 people holding her dress. I'm making fun of her. And at the end, the producer was just like, I think we're good, man. I think we're good. Oh, I won't be back.

I'll tell you there are no alligators. In the beautiful waterways of Springfield, Missouri. We're all being Friday, Saturday at the Blue Room, doing comedy. You're welcome. Rape is coming. Rape is coming. Dead talks. Brian, thank you for being here, man.

Of course, man. It's pretty badass to have you sitting next to me. I look like your great white shark, but in my DNA, I'm a dolphin. He's all right. I'm gay. another episode of Dead Talks, guys. Thank you for tuning. He ends the episode like that.

Oh, great editing. That's so funny. Remember when we watched that for the first time? Vaguely. You're like, that's actually funny. Which one? When he says, I look like a great white, but I'm a dolphin. I'm gay.

I, damn. You know, that's an indictment. on me. All right, let's see what we got next year. This one's posted by Dandy Kaufman 2. Brennan refuses to say partner or wife. I mean, that's a painted narrative. You know what I mean?

So who is back here and he asked me to ask you this. His goal is to get married to his partner and okay. And he offered to make you partner, his wife, bitch, if you would pay for the wife. His girlfriend, his fiancee. Well, wait a minute. So is there anything more lame than partner? Only really gay people talk like, that's my partner, you know?

I think they're trying to cover all bases like, just in case he might be. So gay. I know. Oh, God. This. I'm like, I'm not going to say anything. And then he looks over at me. I'm waiting for my girl.

She's in the bathroom. I'm waiting for her. I was watching. My girl was watching. I was to say it. See it. My girl now. I'll come home.

and should her mom be cooking? Just say it. You ate a pepperoni pizza? Because my, my, my, my girl had the emergency C-section. I mean, I don't agree with what Brendan said, but he's saying my girl. I mean,

I guess he's not saying wife. Yeah. But, you know, it's probably like wife is hard to say or something. Yeah, it's four letters. Yeah. I'm being serious. I honestly think maybe he's worried he's going to mess it up. My whiff?

Yeah. Yeah. You got it. He's only ever read it. Yeah, he's read it, yeah. All righty. Let's see here. What do we have next?

This is a bald man. This is posted by complacent exhausted. Toe mentions Bapa's Gearhead show on latest JRE. It's a guy like that. Go and become a regular person. How do you integrate and just be a regular guy after that. Yeah. It's got to be very weird. Like, Shobbs figured it out.

Yeah. But Shob got lucky that he found podcasting, you know, and he found his car show. All Gas, no brakes. So, like, he found... He's Andrew Callahan. Is it called All Gas No Briggs? I think it's something like that. Drive fast all gas.

No, but, like, Andrew Callahan's show. It's like All Gas No... What is it? All Gas No... What is it? He's talking about Brendan Chau. I know, but he fucked it up and he said Andrew Callaghan. Didn't he? Isn't that what it's called? All Gas No Break? I have no clue. Whatever.

Andrew Callion is Channel 5, right? Yeah, but he has that show for a while where he's driving around. It's called All Gas No Breaks, I think. It's funny. It's hilarious that he got his show wrong. Yeah, he thought it was, because, you know, Rogan's probably watched the Callahan show. He hasn't watched it.

He's never seen Drive Fast, I guess. Way to transition and still have a good time. Yeah, very few guys. Because you see, I remember just the era of watching Tyson go from fighting to finding a rhythm. Yeah, you know, and being in movies. So there's like fighters, like Shaw, elite fighter, you know, top 10 heavyweight in the UFC. But then there's champions, world champions,

guys who sell out arenas, pay-per-view stars, like Connor. How's that guy go and be a regular person? Hmm. I mean, Chris DeLeo just became a regular person. And it took a lot before. Yeah. I mean, he did a really dark soul.

He wasn't even a human. And he did it. I mean, he just, he did it by telling the truth. Yeah. Like showing, showing, Hollywood. Hey, listen, you think you can fucking cancel me? Well, guess what? I'm going to tell everything, including

the fact that the craft service table food was not good. And after that, Hollywood was scared. All facts and no lies. Oh, riddy- know. Like a Simpsons laugh.

All right, let's see what we got next here. The next one is posted by Substantial Flon 694. Shab steals identities part one, the redacted take, fixing the Rogan comparison from part one.

Hmm. Hmm. Okay. So this is a painted narrative, obviously. Because what came first? Shab or Delia? Shop.

Exactly. Let's see. I don't know if it's this small. We'll see. I mean, that's just both of them on the same. They were doing a bit that time of the thing. Come on. Let's paint the narrative.

Yeah, let's be fair. Yeah. Fear. Oh, come on. Okay. That's fake. That's not real. I mean, where there's evidence, there's fire.

You know what I mean? That's facts. Yeah. Shout out to you. This one's posted by complacent exhausted. RIP remaining fish. Shit is getting real posted by Shob. Fish tanks are shut down.

Last thing before we the move. Hmm. that's crazy Andy Kaufman in a straight jacket no I well I think that maybe is that supposed to be like Mel Gibson from fucking lethal weapon

I don't know I would be surprised that's kind of funny that Andy Kaufman is in short or short shop's house maybe it's surprised by that he's deep yep yeah dude what

what yeah dude that's that's what we've been saying it is like he is literally the Annie Kaufman of our time. He's fucking with us. Yeah. We're stupid. He's a genius. Go be. Here I come to walk to my truck. Okay. I could have just left. That was good, dude. Okay. Let's see here. The next one is... Wait, wait, wait. What was that? Did you see the song that's playing? Closing time by

Semi-Sonic. They has for his. Closing time. All the fish are dead. And I'm not taking them to Austin. The next one is posted by negative chemistry 519. Unique still trolling Bapa. Donate at Stream Labs, Kyle Swindle's, Cashab. Why? Tiger Thick Whiskey. What are we doing here?

Mexican cookie. Who's phone number? Oh, that's probably just like because he gives out phone numbers. Yeah, that's from the clip. Hopefully not real. Well, let's pray for unique. It feels like he always can use it. Let's see here

I'm so happy he went on this podcast Compliance and exhausted posted this one Bapa is off property and gives a very fleshed out narrative of the Texas move This is what we've been waiting for dude Okay Let's see I like how you looked at the time Like okay all right

Let's watch it Nothing come about like we talked a little bit about it off air Was this major plan for a long time Or was it like I remember you're like Hey Brian you got to go there Like you got to be there you're being a good guy, good friend, good brother, right? You're like, you got to go.

Did you think in the back of your mind, you were going to go? Like, how did, dude, I can't, I got four kids. I can't move across the city without a two-year plane. He's shopping. And shop is like, this is how you ask questions. How'd you get this done, brother? I know. It kind of, it started with the fires.

Like, so if you don't know the way L.A. works, so think of a mountain like this. Think of a beach. I'm on the other side of the mountain. The only thing I separate is the mountain. So when the fires hit, this is North Korea and this is a beach. They're both the same thing. Everyone I'm sure heard about. There's all these fire trucks around my neighborhood, like everywhere.

And one of the fire truck guys recognize me. I'm talking to him. That's hilarious. And he goes, buddy, get your kids out. I go, really? I go, but we're good here. He goes, you're not. He goes, because we're here because if those.

winds change two miles an hour this way, you're the palisades. He's like, don't wait for the government to tell you to get your kids out. So we dipped out, power shut down. We were shut down for two weeks, living with my mother-in-law. With law. In the house I bought her. I wanted to move during the pandemic. I'm so sick of L.A. in the pandemic.

And that's when all my guys moved. And my wife just wasn't having it. She's from here. Her family's here. He wasn't having it. Then the fire, she looked at me. Let's get the hell out of here. I'm like, really?

she was like, yep. So I put the house up the next day for sale. Same yes. It was up for sale. And then when those sold, I'm like, oh, shit, it's getting real. And then for me, it got real when I had to shut down my fish tanks on Saturday. I was like, oh, shit, I'm really leaving, man. So I think it's just time.

I think it's good for the kids, for them to see a little bit of adjustment. Everyone's a little too comfortable. And it's just whenever I make these big moves, it always works out. So I think it's good. And in regards to Cal and, comedy in LA is pretty dead. It used to be the golden age. Right.

Especially when I got into comedy, like, 2016 to 2019 was like the golden age of the comedy store. Only when he was doing comedy. Yeah, that's why it coincided with that. All that's gone. It's all spread out. COVID kind of messed everything up.

Cancellation culture messed everything up. Yeah. I like how he adds as the Asian cancellation culture. Nobody's ever called it that. It's canceled cultured. He's a wordsmith, man. Yeah. He's a comic store's not really pop anymore.

So for Callan, he just became kind of this road comic and he's on his own. He's not around, you know, his peers and stuff like that. So I told him he needs to move. And he's like, oh, I agree with you. And then when the fires happen, I told him, I said, I'm leaving, dude. I'm leaving. And he's like, serious. I'm like, I'm leaving, bud.

I'm leaving. I think you should come. But he has kids here. He has family house here. Right. Right. I don't put any pressure on you, but I'm out. So he was just like, all right, I'm coming with you.

And, you know, Brian's crazy ass. We went out before we did the companion. We came out like two days earlier. And I do my homework. I went through all the neighborhoods. I looked at probably 30 homes and still didn't make a decision. I had to go back the following week. Brian, first house he looks at doesn't even tell me, bought the house.

Doesn't tell me. Like two weeks later, he's like, oh, yeah, man, Austin's great. I'm like, what the fuck you mean? He's like, oh, I moved. I'm like, oh my God, I got the studio still. He's like, really? He's like, how long's that going to take? I'm like, right of May, dude?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's going back and forth and going back and forth. So, yeah, it's a big move, man, but I think it'd be good for us. I love it, man. Hey, B. I know this doesn't have really anything to do with the clip, but I just said when he started time of the fish again, I was thinking like a Finding Nemo movie, but the fish were in his fish thing, like some fish escape, Brennan shot fished.

I don't, I think they'd probably just be normal fish, but it'd just be funny that they're from Shab's tank. And they probably wouldn't want to come back. Once you find Nemo, they're like, let's just live in the ocean now. Yeah. That kind of thing. You're like, I don't want to go back there.

He puts a lot of energy drinks in the tank. Yeah, he tried to, I can't swim in rain. He gets us drunk and then gives us sure shot. All right, let's see what else we got here. How many used nicotine pouches do you think are in the fish tank? Oh, God. You can think about that. that. Let's see.

Posted by haphazard. Nice guy, never met him. I feel like we saw this on the Patreon. Because it was probably the beginning of the episode. Oh yeah, with the dog. Yeah, yeah. Let's see. We're back, boys. Back. Did you do 37? Did you do 2.25? 35 and a half. 225, 35 and a half.

At the end of my workout. At the end of your workout. It was deadlift. Let's just take a real quick moment because it just struck me right now. For sure, haphazard watches all the episodes. Isn't that nuts? I mean, irreparable damage done to his psyche, I imagine. He's a fucking hero. Well, he doesn't matter.

He doesn't matter, but, you know, he's put in a lot of work in the kitchen. Yeah. He's a chef, like a Michelin star chef. And, you know, chefs have terrible lives. Yeah. They work all the time. They're stressed out. They're smoking cigarettes.

And they get no sleep. They always got to think of what's on the menu. And people are like, oh, send this dish back. And you're like, what the fuck? And, you know, it's like, you know, he's going to. Bourdain himself. Yeah. For sure.

He watches every episode. That's crazy. He eats all the ingredients. You know what I mean? Yeah. Before he makes whatever dish he serves up to us. Right. And sometimes we're like, that tastes disgusting because the ingredients suck.

Well, you know, orange chicken, you eat it. It's like, does it ever really bad? Right. It's probably like, because every time I get orange chicken, I'm like, that's pretty good. Yeah, say less, you know. Do you have a gun? That's why I ask the people that P. Not P.

P. F. Chang's, uh, fucking. And what's the other one? Starbucks? No. I don't know. What are you talking about? Paine Express. Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, people don't talk about that. What? Hold up, Dave. I thought, you know what? Fuck it. Let's end on 225. And I don't use spotters.

I think spotters for gays. And so then I did 225. Chin should start putting hot take on the screen. Like, hot take. Spotters are for gays Hot take With like animations and a voice

That'd be funny On 35 The old The old arm was like I don't think so dude Yeah That one Where I'm sitting on the bench

With my face It almost fell on my neck It's so funny to watch the whole video Shouldn't you have a spotter No see the young guy in the well he's not a young guy he's an older guy in the back with his trainer

he was not paying attention they thought he needed help sir I got this nice guy though never met him before yeah we saw that on the patron I blew our minds he actually said it out loud you were convinced that he's doing a bit now yeah I thought he would I think he's probably did that

on purpose but maybe not there should be some sort of you think Shob's going to do that and not wink and nod yeah you're right It blows my mind still. I don't know why I'm not used to it, but he's just so crazy. He has to say something. It's a lot of weight.

Thanks, Brian. Oh, great. Great ad. Great addition to the show you are. This is very important. One second. Hey, I'm Brian Callan. Welcome back to Tefeck.

He just starts saying that while. That's so funny. Dude, the Golden Hour podcast. It's just like, it looks like a fake account. Do you see that first comment? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to see if it's real. That's really their account.

Oh, yeah. Doesn't that look super fake? It's like the period, golden period. Nothing they do. I mean, that's probably because that's taken. The Golden Hour is not the most original name. But even then you could put like GH podcast or something. You could find something, dude.

Yeah, you could, if they spent the money to hire somebody to do that for them, but they're not. They fired Mark. They're doing this themselves. They're like a DIY podcast, but they're so, like, famous you'd think they wouldn't be. But they are. Yeah. Two.

No, you're off by two. Three. You're off by two. You're there? Ha! Ha! Ha! That guy came to help.

You're getting your test. Does it hurt? No. No. That guy came to help at my mercy. Yeah, you don't know. Of course he did. Anyone would have.

You almost fucking dropped down your neck like you said yourself. Yeah. He was probably counting. He was like, geez. No, I don't think he was paying attention. They probably looked over and saw me shrugged me. I got it. There's always that lower when I sat down.

I never used spotters. Paying tension. I got to start saying that. Hey, pay attention to me. I would have helped you too. secure my hips You don't use spotters Never

Do you? I like how Shob was like Oh is he doing a bit right now Let me make it gay Secure my hips Keep you busy You gotta squeeze me Nothing funnier than that

Yeah No never I don't really have a Oh you don't need it Yeah But that's Any other thoughts on that No

Redacted Redacted Redacted All right this is like the time of the show where we're like, oh, have we still got five minutes? Yeah.

That's an ad. All righty. Fucking A. Let's end on the shabag. Or what's his name? Chrysler. There we go. Burnt Chrysler.

Posted by Carl Hung Us X. Bapa might actually be the less traumatizing father. Is this his daughter? I'm going to guess that. I don't like that. Doing a show of your family or just he's with his daughter. Yeah. Like, I can understand.

Like, if Nate Bargazzi had like a college daughter or something and he was doing, I was like, okay, Nate Bargatsy's like at the top of his game doing a show with his daughter. Right. Like, Bert Chrysler is obviously on the downhill portion of the roller coaster, right?

So he's like, he's about to crash. He's like, why don't you get in the car? Yeah. His family. Wow, you said it a lot better than I did. The house is on fire. He's like, you need to get home immediately. Yeah, dude.

So you see what I'm saying. you're about to be hanging. Hold on a second. Can we hang my daughter too? First time. First time. The plane's about the crash. You're like, oh, there's a ticket available.

Can my daughter come on? It's the same thing as the burnt car. No, no, that's very good. God damn it. Oh, I guess I can't play it. It's with Georgia. It was pretty rough. I mean, not that that would mess me up.

No, there was a period of time. It didn't mess you up. It didn't mess me out. If anything, it messed Georgia up. Like, Jesus. Hold on, hold on. I will say this. I will own this.

I've talked about this before. I wouldn't know it if I were you. I wouldn't do that. I'm like, I'm excited. I, hold on. Oh, they all do it. They're like a family of banshees. Yeah.

That's interesting to me. You start listening to the podcast. I know. This seems like a good point. You come back next week. You're like, I was all. Is that their house?

I was so trumped. You think you were. wonder why I don't test your boundaries now? Oh, this is horrible. No, not that was horrible. We're so good now, so we should just live in the now. We're all good now. Right?

Yeah, COVID was a rough time, wasn't it, buddy? COVID was not so fun. It was such a fight. Damn, dude, the podcasts are crazy. This is like a whole new, this is like Thanksgiving dinner podcast or something. like that. Like you just see a family talking about their day? I never even thought about that. I mean like

I don't know. I look at, I'm wearing my slippers, dude. I always have shoes on. Yeah, wear your shoes. Where are your shoes? Wear some shoes. That house, I mean, I'm not an interior decorator or whatever, you know. But that to me is

horrible. The wallpaper is horrible. I don't like the couch. I don't like the chair. I don't like the table. I don't like the golden lion thing This is like I don't know

I don't like this at all Right If I had a lot of money My house doesn't look like this Yeah but have you I don't know Maybe I have Have you ever talked to somebody

With no shoes on? Yeah If I've gotten into conversation With somebody with no shoes on I'm not listening I'm like trying to let it be finished Right You know what I mean?

Yeah The last thing I want to hear Is a rich family With no shoes on Talking on a podcast That's a good point It's like, yeah, put some, you don't respect me. You're rich and you're not, you're just going to show me your feet.

But what I'm the coach? You want to see my feet, poor guy. Yeah, right? Like, while they're fucking laughing about some stupid bullshit. You know what that reminds me of? It reminds me a long time ago on the show, we told the story about the guy that came up to me after the open mic, and he was talking to everybody.

He's like, I love your shoes to the person staying next to me. And then to the other guy, he was like, oh, yeah, you have great shoes, too. And he looked at me and he looked down on my shoes and he walked away. Mm-hmm. fucking the fuck man calling you out that's the only time i wish i wasn't wearing shoes my feet yeah i don't i don't like it even when like john daly is golfing with no shoes on i'm like let's skip this video here yeah i mean i think people should and again john daly is not like a guy takes his shirt off i say keep your clothes on yeah burr if is it bird has it he's because he's

wearing a shirt he's like all right well i have to at least not be wearing shoes yeah because i'm wearing a shirt. Nuts. I can't imagine. We should do a podcast with no shoes on and then see how fast we were like, should we not put this out? We should do a podcast on those shoes on because we said this time that week, so we could be like, shot?

Yeah. Remember the time we left during the show and then we came back? Yeah. That was pie in our face because we had said that was bad. Yep. Can't believe we did that. Yeah, we caught up to us later. You know, a lot of negative comments about that.

Yeah. Somebody I learned from, I'm now kind of, I wasn't really a person at the time. I was going to just say that. the most you weren't really in person the most you're going to say yeah yeah yeah damn I don't know what's say after the eight inches should we go to another clip or no that's whatever you you tell me chan you're the producer dude I was just so disappointed with the feet thing it's just like no yeah I get it you're depressed now something's turning them on about that that's what I don't like it's like you are conscious not wearing shoes more than one person

big mistake you brought up an interesting point the rich person without shoes on doing a podcast with their family for the poor, as Tom Segaris says. Yep. Something about that seemed feminine to me, dog. Yep. Keep your shirt on. Put your shoes on, dude. Yeah.

Like the video. Like the video. Subscribe to Patreon. Yeah. All right. Let's see. I don't know why my computer's cracking out, dude. This one's posted by S-words for 500 Alex.

Blame the team, B. I wanted to make a quick apology last night. I referred to President Buchkele of El Salvador. as President Pukaki. This was a fault of spell check and not me. When you type a word a lot, spell check will start to change where I'm close to.

I will be complaining to Apple. Why are you writing? They've been Fukaki so much, probably a staffer. Blaming the team at the congressional level, I see. That is great. Let's see. Complacent Exhausted Post of this one. Wow.

Bapa got set up and still doesn't realize it, assuming the story is true. Let's see here. I bombed at the comedy store one time. It's like the worst place that bomb, especially me, right? It was so much pressure. I bombed at a comedy store one time on a big show and I wrote this new joke. It was a little dicey, like a little racial. And when those go bad, dude, my whole body got hot. I was like, I'm listening. My ears get hot. I've talked about that before, right? When? When I bomb. Oh, yeah. Like, I'm a lot. burning hot though, like my just my ears.

Wow. Isn't that weird? No. I took a girl to an open mic once, bombed. They lit me at one minute at a five minute open mic. Right. Which that's, I don't even need to tell you the material. It's just like, what was I saying for a minute that they lit me so early?

A friend of mine lit me early. It's not like they didn't know me or anything. Yeah, yeah. And I got off stage and I went to the girl who was sitting upright when I got on stage and then cowering by the end of it. And the first thing I said was, my ears are hot. Oh, no. It was all that downhill. I got sober a year later.

Well, at least this started there. You know, you bombed for a good reason. My ears are so hot. Oh, I'm going to get canceled. Oh, my God. Oh, what am I doing? I remember I went back to the Greenwood and was like, what was I thinking? Yeah.

What do we do here? That was horrible. Because I did it with my buddies and they were black and they were like, dude, that's so fucking. Ah, man. I was racist to my friends that I pay. And they laughed at it. So I was like, well, these people that I pay to hang out with me,

they thought it was funny. They weren't laughing. They were amazed you would say that. Yeah. I'm funny. I'm like, yeah, like, did that dicey? Like, oh, you're good. Those are my friends.

And they're comments. Like, what's that with this guy? Oh, then you do it to regular folk. And, oh, man. I was like, oh, I want to kill myself right now. That's not. Oh, my, I'm not racial. I'm not racist.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. stuff. There's someone's filming that. I'd be fun. That was fun. See, that feels so much better to end on.

Yeah, I know. It's like going down Memory Avenue. Yeah. You know? Memory court. Yeah.

Court of public opinion. Shout out to shop. Shout out to Callin. You guys are the worst to ever do it for sure. Yeah. We'll see you in Austin. Yeah.

We're moving to Austin. We just announce it right now. Mm-hmm. You know? All righty. join the Patreon join the Reddit Discord

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