10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub Storage Unit DEEP DIVE | 10 Minutes of Schaub #197

Episode Date: October 18, 2026

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Are we doing here? Did you get it? What happens next? Yeah, it's like, Icarus list. What happens next? What I did? What are we doing here?

Anyways, that's not why you're here today. I can get that part out, yeah. Well, I think I killed. You're not here to, for that. No. You're here to watch 10 minutes of shop.

So start the timer. Play the chain clip. It was funny. We're both wearing Dodger gear, do you? Oh, yeah. Well, we're big guys. Diders. Always been a big Dodgers fan.

Always, too. Shout out to the Red. we got 157,000 Tony Hinchcliffe fans. Oh no, people talking about Tony Hinchcliffe fans. But Brendan Schaub fans, all the homeless cats out there just know that you are loved. And, you know, we are going through it with you. Thank them. And honestly, we did meet with the team last week before we fired them and we let them know that sometimes we don't have to go an hour, dude, because like last week it's like we don't really have like an hour to talk about stuff, you know?

Yeah, no, I mean, we only do 10 minutes a week. Sometimes it's got to be 10 minutes, which is always as 10 minutes. So, you know. Yeah, they couldn't understand that. So we fired them. Seven days ahead of the time. Yeah. This first one was posted by it was Ramirez.

I don't know if we saw this yet. I feel like we did. We did. What are we doing here? This post is like, what are we doing here? Because we've seen it before. I'm getting fired. That sounds like I'm maddy.

Typical legit posted this one. Eight years ago, Schwab was at the Grammys and thought he was on his way to be the next Rock. Times have changed. But that's funny. He thought he was going to be the next rock. Dude, that's crazy. Shab in the Rock franchises. That could be a clip or not to be a chef.

Just like instead of the Jumanji rock, it's Brendan Shab in there. Oh, Kevin, you're so fucking gay. Instead of short. And they're like, cut. You say short, not gay. What if I said? Dick. Yeah.

What other rock movies are there? Have you seen The Smashing Machine yet? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just watched that this last weekend. Honestly, dude, I did not like it. I don't really like it. It was like, what was the point? There was no, like climax.

Nothing, it was just like, oh, a day in the life type thing. It's like, what the fuck, dude? It was kind of boring. Yeah. I think the Saftees sort of lost it after that first movie that they had. Good time, I really like. Okay. And then after that.

Relax. After that, I was like that. Marty Supreme was pretty good. I was pretty upset with you. Really? Yes. You saw it? I saw the first 15 minutes

to turn it off. Okay, see, that's your problem. Then it was a good movie. I was like, damn, this is longer than Tim has a shop. Next. Marty's a free and solid, dude. Leave in the comments,

let me know what you think. What happens next? Posted by Icarus Lives, part 33. Oh, this is what we're waiting for. Oh, yeah. Right away, too. Wow.

What? Right away. Oh, yeah. I am white as shit, Dallas. Yeah. I need a fucking. What happens that? Once a week.

Dude, when I was in L.A. after the fires where I lived, home invasion went up. 400? I like how you put the T.E. on his hat. Home invasion went up 700%. 700%. So I coach with... I can't get my head around the number. It's insane.

So I'm coming home. A liar to a liar. Or a lie to a liar. So if there was two home invasions, that means there was 14. Whoa. God damn. Two times 700 is Look, I'm not going to do the math.

Dude, dude, Poppy, what are you doing, bro? That's your, that's your poison. You drink it. I'm late with the boys from baseball, something. It's dark out. But I see this car following me from a distant, like, off the major road, like, following the side roads. I was taking.

I'm like, hmm, interesting. Interesting. What does he do? Um, grabs Jombie's baseball bat. Oh, yeah. I thought it's a hat.

Oh. Yeah, since it's bad, he wears his child's hat. Let's see. So same thing with boys get down. So they lay down. They're all scared.

And the guys follow me. And before I get to my house, there's another road. So I just pulled in there and I turn around on him. I roll down the window. I go, What's up, dude?

Definitely what's up, dude? Yeah, what's up, dude? What's up, dude? He goes, it's up. It was like, you know, the guy was up to no good. I'm like, do you need help, man? Are you lost? What's going on? He's like, he's a fan. He's a fan. He's a fan. He's following because he's a big fan. Oh, no, I'm trying to find my, what address? He's like, oh, I, um, and I go, just give me the address. I'll lead you the way. I know they are pretty well. He goes,

man, you know what? It's all good. I go. It is all good. Have a good night. And he's like, yep. So I'm like, I'm waiting for you to leave, bud. I'm waiting for you to leave. He's like, Have a good night because they would follow people into the security and then get their shit out. He said, do. This face is so funny. Well, yes or no question. Is he understanding, and understanding what's being said? No.

I couldn't even say it. This is so funny. The green hat, green shoes. Yeah, he kind of looks like a jack leprecha. More like shredded lebergon. He said, do bench, deadlift, and squat. And that'll change your body more than anything else. I don't know I told you that.

Yeah. Like, all the other. What do you do? Like, it's not sexy. I don't talk about it. I do. I don't talk about it. I do.

Addies and Scorpion milk bench, deadlift, pull-ups. It's so funny that some of these I don't know right away. Yeah. Like, I just, it could be the most ridiculous one. I could see Well, no Addie, he wouldn't say Eddie's a scorpion milk

No, you're right Bench Scorpion Melo Deadlift and pull-ups Every single day That's it And I run two miles in the morning

Every Every day Every day Yeah No rest Yeah Make the difference Every single day

That's it And I run two miles in the morning Every You do it every day Every day Yeah No rest Yeah

Five days a week I take Saturday Sunday off I eat No rest I'd take Saturdays on the off With that He's so you wouldn't say Addies

But couldn't you see him saying Scorpion Mell? Yeah Just like one I think he could do that Yeah How much do you do it? I am amazed that he didn't hawk Some fucking merch there

Yeah like something that allows him To not take any days off You want to lose weight? Oh buddy, oh dude Helix mattress You know what I mean? promo code.com. Promote code.

How much you do you? No, wait, how many calories you eat a day? You probably rest at, you probably fucking burn 3,500 calories a day just sedetary. I probably eat. He eats 4200 calories.

Who knows, dude, I don't know. 4,200, I think. Probably. Either one is really low or really high. Yeah, that one on the lid.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, that's hilarious. Yeah, that's this thing. It's like, it's not going to be the answer that makes sense. It's going to be one that's insane or one that's just like, no, that's not true. But I'm thinking if he's the future rock, he's going 4,200 calories. Probably. I'm fucking smart, bro. 1,300 calories a day.

Get the fuck out of it. I don't eat till. I haven't eaten. I won't eat today till when you're doing there. So I won't eat to usually about 1 o'clock. And usually I just eat one meal and I'm done. How great was Mark Norman? Oh, he's fantastic.

Oh, he's fantastic. I think Thick. I think A, yeah, yeah. Thick. He gave me the nickname Thick. I did not know that. You know him and Sandler boys know. He's torn with Sandler.

What? Dang. He's torn with Sandler. What? Yeah. Watch this, Lease. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half. Shout out to Icarus, dude.

He's the man. Yeah. It'd be cool to see, like, that's another thing. It could replace somebody in the Sandler universe with Shab. He does movies with Sandler, tours with him. I mean, Sandler should get rid of Rob Schneider and just put Shob in there. I think that's an upgrade for sure. Yeah.

He's actually funnier than Rob Schneider. This one's posted by You'll Do Nothing. Bean Dip discovers that podcasting out of a storage unit isn't ideal. my studio is a shit show. No, we have internet guys coming here. You guys keep pausing and freezing. And then yesterday our audio went down. It's a it's a shit show.

That's great. I need a fucking tater top once a week. So yeah, there's been some dialogue member for the last couple weeks that he's off the golden hour. It looks like he's back. Oh, thank God. Yeah, we need it. I was worried about that. That's fantastic, dude.

Complete shit show. Oh, that's fantastic. That's fantastic. It's awesome. It is what it is. It's so funny to put Godness off. I feel like him, he's going to, like a process server, he's going to knock on our door, and this is all we see in the eye hole.

He's like, can't tell you like me? That's the last thing that you'll ever see, dude. Yeah. Dude, everything they eat. Katnazah, can't even? Carni saw. Cornet Sa. He thinks that's so funny to say Mexican food.

Watch, do it again. Cornet sa? He heard you. Picot of the guy. Chili. His tongue comes out. He makes his lips. Hey, it is what it is, dude, you know.

Well, you know, you could, uh... How it is. Kahn and san. Shout out to Brendan Chob. He's the best. He's the goat. We have more audio than he does. All right.

He didn't go out. We have an iPad, dude. Oh, my bat, Mr. Whole Foods. Ever heard of it? It is funny. If you join our Patreon, the last episode we did was all about jelly roll. And midway through that at the 24 minute mark,

what happened, Kearney? Oh, yeah. It was stopped recording. Oh, no. What happened? Literally what happened. Remember? The audio was like,

mm. Oh, fuck. Yeah, I made that crazy noise. Yeah, dude. M. Dude, that's what. That would be so funny if that happened to them too. Like there was, it didn't record that part, but here our roadcaster shit itself and was just like,

and it was because somebody in another one of the storage units did something. They love jelly roll. Yeah, yeah. We had to, it's crazy, dude. Yeah. I mean, it's crazy because we discover jelly roll on the show. And like he doesn't even hit us up anymore. No, he never talks to us and he refuses to come to our storage unit.

Yeah. Oh, look at this one, dude. Dazzling Rabbit, 663. Sanaz nearly got boinked by the inventor of Apple. Daged a bullet. I remember this one. Did you happen to see Brennan Walsh doing a song about false gods?

No, fuck, dude. That sounds awesome. Can you give me like five minutes and I'll find it? You keep talking to the audience. Yeah, I'm going to talk to you guys for five minutes. It was just half of our show. Did you know that? I'll help you out.

I'm pretty good at math. earlier, I couldn't do 700% of 2, but that was a bit. So I know that it's 950. Okay? It's a... Okay, I got it. Thank God.

I was hearing what you were saying. But yeah, I don't think you've seen this yet. I saw this this morning. Check us out. Lemonheads, this rules. It's no coincidence that this is. machine is also called the apple

it's called the apple it's called the apple kids got plastic surgery on my eyelids this machine is also called the apple it's no coincidence this machine is also called

the apple So Brendan Walsh is here with us tonight, everybody. And he's in a new band called the False God. Where it's a tribute band to the False Gods special by Brian Callan, the YouTube special that we all know and love. Be got a Kyle. The only special in my book. I can, here, I'll just move closer.

No, let me adjust it. Let me adjust it. The more comfortable standing when I. Oh, do you want to stand? Well, I mean, not for the whole thing. That's why... I'll just be moving back. Okay.

Oh, that's going to make... False gods. I challenge anybody to watch more than 10 minutes of false gods. Oh, man. I think that's it. That's, yeah, it's a good, he was saying that. It's a good point. It is a hard watch.

It's very difficult to get through a long period of time of that. Yeah. You got to be a real Callenhead to do that. It's rough. Yeah, well, luckily here, we watched the whole thing. And it's really good. If you watch it, like, yeah, the first 10 minutes, yeah, I get it. Yeah, it's not the best thing, whatever.

You're right, yeah, yeah. It's not until he finally talks about old people having sex that it's really funny. That's true. I agree with that. Also, the part where he talks about how billioners walk different. Yeah. Oh, dude. Let's stop this and watch false gods right now, dude.

No one has ever said that sentence. Let's stop this and watch false gods. All right. So I'm going to break that statement down real before. Let's stop this. No. Like stopping something else to watch false gods and watch false gods. Not even after this.

No, no, no. Not even when we're doing nothing. But yeah, anyway, so Sanaz only almost got boinked by, and I'm going to ask you a question, but really I'm just asking it for myself and that's why I can answer it. Fair enough. Would you have sex with Sanaz? You don't have to answer that. I would.

Okay. Okay. You just hope that way. She sees that and hits you up. She sends a devil emoji. Does a fucking close mouth get fed, Cooney? What are you going to do, Nate? Volume punch me, motherfucker.

You're right, I guess. No. It doesn't, dude. Show me a false god that would feed your mouth if it was closed. You know what I mean? Yeah, the only false god in this clip is Brian Kellen. It's very funny how he's looking at her. Yeah, and it's not a good look for Phil's coffee.

Yeah, Phil's. Phil's does not want to be in this. Magic Mind's like, for the love of God, get us out of here. Take us out of a shot. Take us out of a shot. I took a picture the other day of Magic Mind. You want to see it here? Yeah, dude.

While you're pulling it up, I think that's a sharpie in his chair. It is. That's a very strange find, Goody. But yeah, there's a Sharpie sticking towards, even the Sharpie wants some of Sonaz, dude. Either that or some sort of like different container for Shurshot. Oh, check this out, dude. Don't read the asterisks. What does it say?

Tell the people. Don't buy this. It says don't buy this. It's a picture of shirt. It's literally that's their marketing. That's magic mind. Yeah, they're marketers. They are also marketing geniuses, just like Shots.

Dude, dude, what are you doing, bro? I'm going to give you two flavors. Tell me which one you want to drink. Okay. Original. Right? Okay. Or max with two X's.

Definitely max. Okay. I'm going to get some. I need a lot of help. Yeah. It's only $15. For one. No way.

Those are like, what are those gas prices in Los Angeles? Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. Well, they are being stuck in the straight of her moves. Oh, sure. Yeah. I mean, their Iranians are. probably like, we get magic line first.

We need to win a war. You get our residual magic line. Bro, bro. Habibi, habibi, habibi. I need my magic find. We just watched this last week, huh? Slow day in the kitchen. So here's a classic bitch barbecue in Denver.

I mean, that's kind of fucked up. Slow day in the kitchen is still the top post. Come on. This is, you'll do nothing. He's taken the subrated by Storm. Thank you. You'll do nothing. That's all love and fair and war is the name of this one.

Let's give it a thumbs up. Three days ago, let's see. Bad at each other. Like, we're a fraternity. Now, if you're fighting each other, fire away. Like, that's all love and fair and war. Yeah.

Fair and war. Bad on each other. Like, do we're a fraternity. That's all love and fair and war. I do want to incorporate that more into the show, dude. That's crazy. So if we're talking about, like, specialty stuff. You want you want to go on a tirade about golf or something

I'm gonna hit you with the fucking I move the mic a little bit And I can't even do it naturally oh yeah Yes so you when I talk about doctors visits This is when you got to hit hit me with it Let's go ahead and investigate bad at each other like the word fraternity So he you know he moved from here he's comfortable like this too yeah But he's got to get it in he's got to do something with it I feel like this is the fighter in the kid now but you got to do something with that mic

You know what I mean? What if he did this? He gets into a point that he really wants to make. And instead of like, you know, pulling it forward, he goes like, and that's all love. Like he's so out of it that he moves the mic so he can't hear. Dude, dude, puppy. No, all love in fair and war. Yeah, dude.

And he kind of looks like, uh, he looks like Brendan De Niro right here, do you? Yeah, he's got, he's got the De Niro face going. That's a good, cool. Bad at each other. We're a fraternity. He's definitely moisturizing, dude. Look at that skin.

God damn, his pimples turn black, dude. Now, if you're fighting each other, fire away. Like, that's all love and fair and war. Yeah. Why even say something, dude? If you're fighting each other,

that's fine. Move on. And then you move on to the next. Yeah, he wants to be deep. He's trying, he's like... Very funny. He has a tiny penis. Is that what you're saying?

Oh, my bad. He wants to, you know, say a real like, oh, man, he has the aspiration of being a deep thinker. Philosopher. Philosopher king. But he doesn't have the ability to do it, which I can relate to, honestly. I'd like to say something deep. And then sometimes all I can do is something like. Conner-Sah.

Right, right. Or not even that good, honestly. Yeah. Yeah. And honestly, if he's trying to be a philosopher, he might be my favorite philosopher. Because guess what his approach to it is? He takes quotes already made by other people and fucks them up. Yeah.

And so really his philosophy is nothing matters. Nothing's real. I like that. I am, therefore I think. Gay. Gay. I don't know.

I was trying so hard to think of something that is as good as all love and fair and war. It's impossible. He's a fucking genius, dude. I think, therefore I scam. That's what like, that's the motto of so much. many now. That's actually what they think. This one's posted by Moonwager.

You're my girlfriend now and it looks like he's holding roofies. That image is pretty funny. Wow. Because that's the apple. And look at his face. He thinks that's so smart. Brutal. It's not a good look for him. Dude, you know what I mean? A good thing we have a very, very good working computer where we can literally pull it false gods at any time. You can put that, you can put put so many things in the phone, or like instead of that phone there, roofies thing, maybe him holding up a picture of the house that he bought that his ex-wife lives in now.

Yeah. That's so funny. Let's go ahead and take a look at the source material. Cortisol, adrenaline. And I thought to myself, damn, maybe it's not a coincidence that this machine I can't turn myself away from. Maybe it's not a coincidence that this machine is also called the apple. Dude

Ah Oh It makes me want to fucking do another video Of me memorizing five minutes Wasting my life I want to wearing the black shirt It makes me And I want to do the face thing too

Oh it's cortisol You know Adrenaline everything It's like It makes me think maybe I'm gay Yeah I'm gay Yeah

Maybe there's a reason I'm gay And then it's like a It's a penis. It's just a penis. No, it's not even that. Maybe I suck. And then it's just the comments on my stana special.

They don't have to. Why would you kill your own slaves? Yeah, man. Somebody in the crowd's like, oh, fuck. They don't have to. Why would you kill your own slaves? Why would you kill your own slaves? Man, you think the iPhone 16 is addicted?

Wait a.I. 1,000 gets here. Damn. And I thought about that, too, as I looked around that coffee shop, and I saw everybody bent over their phones, like broken monks in this unholy communion, just having thoughts, thinking they wanted to be somebody else, wanted to be somewhere else, just dragging their thumbs, just a nation of drug addicts, dopamine, cortisol, adrenaline,

dopamine, cortisol, adrenaline. And I thought to myself, damn, maybe it's not a coincidence that this machine I can't turn myself away from maybe it's not a coincidence that this machine is also called the apple it seems like an a 24 film like a horror you're stuck in a room you're stuck in a room and it's just him doing it over and over again it would be funny if what I just played right now if we watched that for 24 hours just that part not the whole special oh wow damn you go crazy It's just playing in the background while BGL eats all our coffee cakes. Spoiler alert, this is what happens in backrooms. This is the ending of backrooms. This is the ending of backrooms. Not only the ending of his stand as special, but also backrooms.

This is the ending of backrooms and it's also the ending of possession. What is it called? Obsession, obsession, dude. Possession. Shab, Chabjew, you fucking fell for it, you, don't. Shit, Dallas. Fucking idiot. Thank God for comments, dude.

This one's posted by Blaze with Glaze. That's kind of weird. Why would he post this? 10 you parents, you can calm down. Half the kids we played with at 10 have quit. And the best on the team weren't necessarily the best at 10. I don't know.

That makes no sense. It's hard to follow. Yeah. 10 under parents, meaning your kids are 9. At most maybe or 10 at most. half the kids we played with at 10 have quit that ended their lives

and the best on the team weren't necessarily the best at 10. What? Wait, the best on the 10 and under team weren't the best at 10, but they're the best on the team and it's under 10. I don't understand at all. Can we read the comments on this one? I'm curious to see what if other people get it.

Word salad ain't just a new dish on the menu at Chase. I'm so happy to see that because I'm not, I don't think I'm a smart guy, but a lot of times I'm just like, all right, I'm not the smartest guy. But then the comments have the same problem I'm having. Thank you. Legria creep. Legreep, keep, creep. I believe I get it if you put yourself in a redacted brain. So are you ready?

You got your redacted head on? I'm glad he's doing this for us. The post is from an older team slash coach slash player. They are telling the 10 and under travel team parents to calm down because the best kids as teenagers might not even be playing 10. you. In fact, a lot of 10 you kids end up quitting. And it's pointing out that once these kids grow into being stronger as teenagers, a lot will change. But be warned. Shab is not posting this for him and Mexican to gain better perspective. Perspective with the G, not at C. It's like faux inspiration to the other parents who don't have a beast of a baseball player kid at 10U. It's like Crop the ugliest but for baseball. Thank God for him. I get it. I mean, I'm glad he brought it back to what matters in life. Greenie a puppy, you know. Sometimes you need a smart person to explain a dumb person. Yeah.

Shout out to you. Lebe, grebe, creep, or whatever the fuck your name was. To do, two, two, two, dumb people. I got there. What was it going to say? Do, dude, puppy. That's all I can think when you're saying that. Okay, probably stick to the YouTube thumbnail smile from now on,

posted by Vivid Humor 3752. I mean, we should have a rule on this show when we get to the first Alph post, we stopped. There's been a lot, dude. Dicey, dicey. Posted by Deathland 77. Seventy and the police are again asking for the public's help as they investigate a homicide that occurred in 2017. Wow.

Whoa. He was out here in 2017, Daddy. Yeah, that's true. Yin. Chin? What, it looks like Brennan's shopping chin had a baby. Right? I mean, that looks a lot like Shaw. But the chin name, dude.

That's weird. That could be a Shaw butch's thing. So maybe he was just saying some random shit. That's what they heard. All right. Let's see here. What happened to her birthday month,

Joy? Oh, and she's sick again. Posted by Appropriate Duty 930. We will have no comments, but we will watch. Let's see here. Does anyone feel like May just doesn't end?

I feel like May has been months. long. I'm exhausted. I don't feel great again. I feel like my throat, these tonsils have to go. I just, it's never a good time. So I'm here. We're going to pick up the boys from a football camp. And yeah, just May has been way too long.

That's the narrative? What's the LT thing that they're wearing now? You remember? No clue. That's another shot brand. I don't know. It just looks like football lettering. Maybe it's Los Tigers. Maybe. Because he had a hat that said LT2. It's some kind of griff that they, we don't even know yet.

Yeah. Let's see the comments. The comments usually help us. They have more merch than anyone. She fucking sucks. They have more merch than anyone I've ever seen. They have so much merch. Yeah.

What exactly? Okay. The comments are spicy. I don't drink water. Why do I feel like shit? Glasses are atrocious. Okay, they call her a word that's supposed to be a lot. Let's see what else we have here.

Kabib time posted this. Sound familiar, Bapa? A parent's journey through youth sports. Age five, he's got a cannon. Age six, he's the fastest kid out there. Coach said so. Age seven, rec ball isn't challenging him anymore. Age eight.

We tried it out for Select, obviously made it. H9, 2,800 for the season, plus uniforms, plus tournaments, plus O. tells age 10 Cooperstown is basically a family vacation right age 11 he needs a hitting guy and a pitching guy and probably a mental performance coach age 12 I'm not a crazy sports parents the other parents are crazy 13 we change school for academics and also baseball age 14 showcases our requirement at this age 15 yeah his ranking just ticked up we're cooking age 16 he just needs to be get seen by the other by the right school age 17 the d1 schools want him to

walk on. He'll earn a spot by sophomore year. Age 18. Okay, D2 actually is really competitive. Age 19. Redshirting, strategic. Age 20, he's focusing on school now. Age 21, you know what? He's so much happier. Damn. Rough. Yeah. It's hard to get into sports, dude. You have to have, like, fucking monster DNA and, like, is different, you know? Yeah. Like that tweet, that might be cool for some people, but, you know, like my kids, they have, wow, it's in their DNA. So it's like, it's not just a game to them, dude. Spicy. You know, you don't have kids.

But I like that analogy, though. It's like we should say like age one, start standup comedy, already showing up to big events, never selling out, or always selling out in Texas. Age two, all right, drop my first special. Kind of rough. Not going to lie. Showtime came calling and Bapa answered. Age three, people really don't like that first special still. But, you know, I'm cooking in age four.

age 4 is blank because he just did a lot of adderall and then age 5 was like I don't know I don't keep going here but age 18 we play video games or into the day but at night we fuck each other somebody should make that the age thing compared to like wringo poppy bits that is a great idea I liked it yeah you started a little low

yeah yeah age 1 well his first year stand up oh hey we're one year one stand up yeah yeah You're on stand-up. Reheated a dish. Brenda at the E-after show. He was never asked back on the network posted by Call Phelps 247. Wow. What years this?

Maybe 2018, 2017-ish? It is so all those things look ridiculous. They look like somebody just made them up. Yeah. You know, like it never actually happened in real life. This is like a fever dream. This is the Mandela effect. We all think Shob hosted the E's, but he never did.

The E award. whatever. It's the Oscars. 2018. March 4th, 2018. This is back when I was still drinking. Damn, so we were... I totally missed this when that happened. I watched the Oscars. I didn't see Shop.

Well, he wasn't on the Oscars. He was on the Red Carps. Yeah, like the... Sometimes I would catch the whole thing. Yeah. Probably. The rumors are true posted by not yet. Another evidence that it's unique.

There was some comments, though, of fighting my claims. And guess what I'm? doing, dude. I'm doubling down, dude. That's unique for sure. The rumors are true. Gravade towards these days. It is what it is.

As far as me and her doing a weekly pod, dude, I'm so swamped. I'm up to here with shows. There's enough for me talking online. I don't think people need more Brendan shop. You guys need less. That's how I feel and I don't have a lot to say these days. But

besides fighting. Or kids. So I don't know, man. If she really, really wanted to do it, obviously she's my rat or die, so I'd figure it out if she was like, we have to do it. But I'm all in on fighting, man.

It's all I really gravitate towards these days. It is what it is, you know? So she's going to do one. I think she might do one with her friend out here, which would be cool, you know? Oh, my God. Oh, no. I hope she hasn't jazzling sing.

him. Wivals and two. Tmos is going to be different, dude. Yeah. We should have a sister podcast where they talk about that show. Yeah, there's two women

that talk about her show. And it could be 10 minutes of J. I like it. Yeah. T-Mogg. Okay. Doom scrolling on Instagram when I come across this jump scare

had a real fun time at the ball game. This is last year? I don't know. Oh, man. Yeah, I saw that. In New York? He, uh, you know, he has his own version of Shop face. It's that.

Yeah. It's, uh, fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Uh, Slow Joe, finger blasting the wealth she has, she wish Bapa had posted by, uh, appropriate duty 930. This is possibly the lady he's talking about,

the best friend that's going to do the podcast, I'm assuming. Oh, wow. The best content to ever be next to the Apple store. Why next to Apple store? She's like, get the apple in the shot. It's just, I don't get it. I got to show the rings. Oh, showing the rings.

That's social media. This isn't real. They're finger blasting their purses. Oh, shit. Yeah, they're masturbating. They're fucking their purse. Because the ring shows because it's like, damn, I'm rich and I'm coming. I don't know.

Yeah. I usually finger myself with the Sharpie. Yeah, well, how would we do? I guess we don't have purses, so we have wallets. So, like, I'm not going to go farther with that one. All right. This one's posted by Busy Middle 8108 called Bapa Just Guards. All right, I will, dude.

I'll stick a wallet in my ass. Money, money, money. A credit card up my ass. Or like I have my penis out and I put my credit card in between the slits. The slits. There's not only one slits. Is that what you call it? The opening.

I'll have both my dicks grab the credit card. You can make your dick. Both your dicks. What? We both said too much. But you make your opening grab stuff? Yeah. Oh my God.

We've lost a thousand. Yeah. All right. I used to love you guys. Then you started talking about two dicks. Dude, I've used Veed. I've used Veed before. What is Veed?

It's like a video editing thing. Okay. Say Jake Paul was like, I'm going to start a career. and get really famous, make a ton of money, and I'm going to jump into Jiu-Jitsu. Okay, let's go down that route. How long does Jake Paul last

with the gentleman who won ADCC this past year? You think he can avoid a submission by running around that mat like you did against Anthony Joshua in last six rounds? No. I said, hold on. I said, hold on.

Hold up. Wait a minute. Something ain't right. So Brendan fought this guy and all he did was just basically like run away. He just didn't seem to want to engage in the Jiu-Jitsu. He was very defensive. Cyborg called him out on being so defensive. Brendan said, oh, that's just the, you know, the shop shut down basically. I wanted to shut him down. I didn't want him to tie me up or like, you know, getting me.

get me in the leg lock or or an arm bar or whatever and you know him like you know break something and then I can't compete later in the use. So funny. I don't understand the first part. So he was saying that Jake Paul said I'm so glad I can finally explain.

No, history of our show, this is the first time where I understood. Second time for yet. All right. When is Jake Paul, it was so funny I get it wrong. I should just get it wrong on purpose. Maybe I will. Jake Paul said that he's different. No. Jake Paul was saying that he could do good at wrestling.

And Shab was saying, how long would he last if he went against the guy that was really, not wrestling, Jiu-Jitsu? The guy was really good and won some competition in Jiu-Jitsu. So then he's like, could he just run around and like, like he did with Anthony Joshua and duck it for six rounds? I don't know. So then they played a clip of him doing just that. Okay. Now it makes sense.

Thank you. You're welcome. Yes. well. But, dude. Driving my son to baseball practice. Okay. So this is where they're doing the podcast.

No. By Mikey 7777.77. Fascinating. It's actually a lot nicer than what I thought if that's where they're doing it. Oh. Okay. Because this is a video from his show, I guess. Huh.

So what is this place? X space. It's just like... But it looks pretty expensive. It's a storage facility, right? Right. Yeah, with different storage units. And he's got the one that...

This one is the best... The sales guy was like, this one's probably... You got the best one for podcasting because there's not the same kind of problems with, like, sound here that we have in all the other storage units. Keep talking. So when you move in and you hook up your equipment,

just know that randomly the lights turn off sometimes and there's creaky noises. Okay, so we found it here. X space. See if it says anything about a great place for podcasts. Oh, yeah. Look at this. Okay.

They got some music set up. So it is for kind of recording in a way. Unit floor plans. Here we go, dude. Axonometric perspectives. This definitely looks like backroom. So this is definitely where they're at then. I feel like they have a large space like that.

this is the company that made backrooms and Chob is going to get fucked over and pretty hard. Yeah. I wonder how much it costs a month. Okay, so condo use flex industrial. So an industrial spot with 1,800 square feet on a second story is $600.30.

It's $400 a square foot, which is pretty expensive. Yeah. Fucking expensive. Do he buy the, he bought the unit? He isn't rent? Hmm, I think he rents. Maybe it's like he buys it from somebody else that has it.

So Peter Schaub bought it. Oh my God, that's tiny. Let's see at 1,800 or 2,600 square feet. Let's see this. Okay, that's not what he has for sure. 1,400 square feet. Let's see this. This is something, this is exactly what he has.

Yeah, it looks like what he has because it says the stairs, right? They're like downstairs. Downstairs, but also right here, the windows, exactly that. Yeah. So this is where they shot that podcast the first time right in front of this. And then now they're over here because you've got this red thing in the back. Oh, whoa. Yeah, that's the red thing from the background.

Wow. So he's at the 1,400 square foot off this space, unit 313. So third floor podcasting. It would be too stockers to do this and I wouldn't do it. But we could rent a storage unit at this place and record one episode there. Go there on vacation and record one episode in this place. It is pretty funny that they had a different unit. and they got just suckered into getting another unit.

This looks maybe like the spot they add. No, because there's an upstairs spot. We got to find that. Oh, that's his place. King shocks. Dude. Whoa. And that's the podcast up there. So this is their old spot.

They put this on their own website. Wow. Investment or owner user. This is a standout X-Space, flex space in the heart of Austin. Should I contact, wait, go scroll, should I contact Brian Smith? Right now? If we want to,

sure, why not? That's why I had a live message. I'm not going to, you call him, you mean? I can if you want me to. You could try. He's not going to answer. Let's see. Can you get in trouble if it's like live phone call? It's like a prank or something. Can you? I think so.

But maybe I could say it'll be on the Patreon. I don't know. That might be dicey, yeah, it's probably dicey, we should probably look into it first. And if there's comments enough for people to be like, yeah, let's do it. And then we'll possibly do it. Email seems okay, but I'll do that off line. Wow. These, you know,

it's just like, I wouldn't do this. I would just, he has so much room at his place to probably do a podcast. Why would you rent? This is nuts. Oh, that's the Humvee. Wow. So yeah, this is his bot. Bend,

bend, pack. Bend pack. Oh, that's a really good brand. Oh, yeah, I forgot Benpack gave me some blowers. Oh, sick, bro, dude. You want to talk about that? I am Holly equipped, bro. What is this stuff here?

This is, I didn't expect to get this far. Dude, why are they marketing Brennan's shop so much on this website, dude? Yeah, this is the other. So this is the downstairs space they have. That's probably where they have the other show at right here. where shovels, good shovels. They have shovels here. Then that chair is probably where chin sleeps.

Yeah. Look at that looks like a chair that they use for the pocket. You need to tell me Brendan Shop hasn't rubbed those arms? Oh, yeah. For sure. Let's see, this one is this 1400 square foot X base flex condo is now home

to a former MMA fighter and active podcast studio bringing immediate credibility, creative energy and exactly the kind of vibrant tenant tenancy tenacity or tendency. Tenancy. Okay. The Austin market demands. Priced at $579,000. This is a turnkey, income producing asset with a tenant who fits the ex-based culture perfectly. The space features a clean, functional layout with a built-in podium,

adding character and usability right out of the gate. Ideal for investors looking for a compelling story with cash flow already in place, creative office, studio and podcast production all under one roof with the flexibility to evolve alongside the tenant's needs. Oh my God. So like his space is being used by other people? Or I don't even know what this means, dude. What does it mean investor? It's very interesting. What does that mean? Investment. Yeah. I don't get it. Very interesting, dude. It just sounds like unfortunately it's attached to shop so everything sounds like a scam. Uh-huh. What I'm assuming for my fucking P-body brain, whatever, how are you say that sentence, P brain.

That's exactly what I think I figured it out. But you said what you said. You buy the space and rent it out if you choose. Yes. Yeah, yeah. And so it's not necessarily a storage unit, but it is like a fucking capitalist commercial way of doing podcasting or like creative stuff.

Yeah, you buy it and then you rent it out to people who do podcasts. But does that mean that Ben and Scha becomes your, you're his landlord? Or he's your landlord. No, you. buy it. I'm the landlord. Oh, yeah. Right? Shob rents from me now. Right? Oh, probably. Because he's using it.

Or else he kicked out. Am I wrong? Are you going to buy it, dude? I think you figured out what's going on before I did. But I agree with what you think. I think, like, you know, Melrose podcast studios over here. Yes, exactly. You can purchase that room. Yeah. And then you rent it out to others. Exactly. But Shab is using this room.

But I think he is now home to it. So maybe he bought it. Oh, so we're buying it from him? So we're renting from him if we want to use the space. So we become... I mean, dude, Brendan's shop. If you let us rent the space and do an episode of 10 minutes of shop in there, that's a great way of like never talking to us,

but also like kind of co-signing us and all the songs I make about Brian being a rapist. Yeah, okay, okay, okay. So they're advertising it for Shab, but what's confusing me is that I thought he was renting. but Shab literally bought this location. I think both of us don't know. It could be that they're advertising for him, right?

And so like, he sells it. Either scenario is pretty funny. Somebody in the comments is going to fucking school us and call us stupid. Well, they already know that that they've been watching the show. Does that make sense? This is all Shab shit.

I feel like Shab put them on the map for sure. Uh, NOI. What does it N-O-I mean? No, I don't know. Oh, look at C. Previously generating $6,000 a month. Tenet moved to another, this is, they were paying $6,000 a month for the studio space. Oh. So this one here was $6,000 a month. Okay.

And so the cost on this unit. So yeah, he doesn't own it. He's renting out a unit that somebody else owns. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this one is $679,000. This one's $579,000. So maybe he's down to $5,000 a month now for our studio space. Yeah.

I mean, I don't want to pay $6,000, but let's say we could literally, if we paid $6,000, we could record a month worth of a month worth of podcast there. And he'd kill us. It is now vacant and ready for immediate occupancy, whether you're an owner slash user, ready to move in or an investor looking to lease it up. up at market. There you go. So he moved to a different one.

Yeah. The unit features a professionally built. Okay. This is proven track. Okay. With an exceptional prior tenant. Why do they? Dude, I would never.

Yeah. I would never mention Brennan Schaub being in my units. It's funny to describe something that Shab was using as like vibrant and unique. Unique almost sounds like. It's like an insider thing because unique. Yeah. Like they, what if they spelled a unique Y-E-W-N-E-E-K?

They're homeless. This place is homeless, which is even more ridiculous because it's literally you could live in it. Well, trust, by the end of this experience they have with Shab, I'm sure they'll be a homeless, dude. Like, no, Shab. You can't put a shower in here.

So where's a Hostenet? What about a son? Nah. So this is in Steiner Ranch, apparently. Hudson Bend. Oh, wow. Lake Travis right there. I haven't been to Apache Shores in years.

The Ridge. Apache Shores. I don't even know her. Yeah, that's very interesting. This is a lot more than I thought we would get out of this episode. A lot of the names of these towns sound like something you could use to make fun of Shob. Like, Orshod. Oh, yeah, he's over in Lost Creek.

That guy lives in Apache Shores. Nice. All right. Let's get out of it. here. Oh God, Christalia. So this is where they're doing the podcast. Wow. And then they're just everything. Are you allowed to run a business out of a storage unit? Doubtful. Wow, dude. So they got they got good douche. They got doxed. Yeah. Well, I mean,

that was pretty fucking interesting. I don't think we're going to top that. No, yeah. That was the, that was the kitten caboodle. All right, guys. Well, join the Patreon. We, uh, We recently did a video on jelly roll doing stand-up, and even more recently than that, if you're during the Patreon, you'll see our video that we did making fun of comedians using black scent. Yes.

We used historical events and incorporated black scent into them. And I think Cooney knocked it out of the park. Oh, thanks. Yeah, dude. Thank you. I appreciate it. We also talk about Christalia.

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