10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub thinks Korea is 2 DAYS AHEAD!? ... And we agree! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #58

Episode Date: July 6, 2023

Fifty Eighth episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub

Can't keep my truck to myself Think I dusted off, paper shoes still on the shelf In case my Mexican isn't neat Am I coming out of right field? Ooh, I've been betting on myself now I've been feeling this is the deal with the chips now Might be over now, but my black belt is real Ooh, I've been betting on myself now over now, but my black belt is real.

Ooh, I've been betting on myself now. I've been feeling it since Theo with the chips now. Might be over now, but my black belt is real. One take. Shout out to Portugal the Man. Stop for my favorite time of the week. When you get

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segundo and i'm also performing on the 26th at the setup in culver city gerardo july 19th san jose improv with jesus apolvita boom rolsted yeah really but anyways that's not why everything's on spotify everything is on spotify but you already know that you already know that that's not why you're here well you're here. What you're here for is to watch 10 minutes of Shob. So play the chain clip. Start the timer now. Boom.

Face ID did not recognize you, but I don't know where my phone is. All right. So the first clip is posted by Successful Egg 8345. It's called Happy Hippo Salesman vs. User. Brendan Shob Edition. Snake Oil Salesman. Dicey. Dicey. It's a long happy hippo salesman versus user. Brendan Chobb edition, snake oil salesman, dicey dicey. It's a long title, dude.

We love happy hippo clips so much. Let's see. Listen, I use happy about every single day, whether I'm doing podcasting, stand up, just out with the kiddos. I can figure out what's going on.

And then I'm like, what's the one thing I've changed? What's the one thing I've been taking lately? And it was Kratom. So I called the doctor and he's like, it's actually one of the science, man. It's a very small case, but you can get vertigo from taking it.

Vertigo. Vertigo is really bad. You can't like walk. You like have to stay in your bed and you like fall over. You basically just don't know where you're at. Right. Or what is it? I think you have like, well, I don't really know.

I think you like fall over if you have vertigo and you feel like you have a headache maybe. I know that Bono is like the most famous case of vertigo, right? Bono had vertigo? I mean, he made the song. Oh, I don't know that song. You got to cover it, dude. You got to cover vertigo now. Shout out Portugal the man.

Yeah, shout out to Ireland. Yeah. I'll see the best way to describe it. It's not like if you drink for bono not portugal demand oh yeah yeah that would be highly redacted if i thought portugal demand was from ireland crazy caffeinated uh liquid it's not like that you get this warm balance just zoned in feeling i'm like i'll try it and he's like you know it's not addictive and all this stuff and i started taking it and it it reminds you of like Adderall with the chill, though.

It doesn't hype me up as much as Adderall. But it gives me a little bit of spike. Oh, my God. Both. He takes both. Jesus. Just admit it. Does he need Adderall for something?

I don't know. Yeah. I don't think. I see Dyson. I don't know. Really, do we need to create a more Adderall? Honestly, anyone? I don't know if you have like attention deficit disorder,

isn't it? Oh yeah. Subscribed for that. That's true. Yeah. I don't know. I have no clue. For my comedy shows,

I started using it for podcasts. I found, I was doing my TV stuff, started using it. I'm like, damn, I'm taking it seven days in a row. Seven days a week. Now that sounds to me like a drug addict.

Yeah. Started taking it 17, like use it for this, use it for that. 17 days like a drug addict. Yeah. Started taking it 17. I use it for this. Use it for that. 17 days in a row. Why 17? It's your random numbers guy moment. Yeah.

Okay. Jeez. I had a drug issue and then I went to create them. Now I'm addicted to create them. And so there's just, I get from both ends. Go to happyhippo.com. They have gummies, powders. However you want to get your Kratom.

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Share with your brother, your aunt, whoever. It's the best Kratom on the planet. It's the only Kratom I trust. Happyhippo.com. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're a blockbuster. you're a blockbuster you're a blockbuster what's a k dip do you think i think it's a um an uh an amount of kratom oh it's like a measurement i don't know you asked me i think yeah that's a good guess so like it's like that much yeah do you put it in a drink and then drink it or do you drink it like from a cup?

If you were to ask me, I I'm thinking shops ingesting like or injecting the shit he takes around. It comes like it's clearly a cup that you drink. He puts it in a shoe and then he drinks. He like puts it in a needle and he's like doing like, and the tiger, the tiger thick, the thick boy employees are looking at like, what are you doing? Is that easy shop doing steroids? No, it's worse. He's injecting. He's like, where's my favorite shoe at? He's trying to turn it into heroin. He heard it come. It came from heroin. So he's like, well, I guess that's the way you do it. Doesn't even have any needles be yikes. Cause I know Adderall you could snort and swallow, right? Yeah, you can do both. I don't think you're not supposed to snort it, but it's like it has, I get it's like more of a high

or gets you right away. If you snort, it goes right to your brain. Yeah, right to the bloodstream. If you were to get this like online, I almost said like call, but you're not going to call. I'm like, hey, the promo code. But as you're typing in thick boy or whatever,

thick 23, thick 23, you're probably like thinking about your life decisions, right? Yeah. That's not. With 23, you're probably like thinking about your life decisions, right? Yeah, that's not with each C you're like, all right, one more C.

I would. Yeah. How smart you are is like the amount of C's you type in before you realize what you're doing is redacted. Yeah. All right. So this next one's posted by one honeydew three, three,

eight. It's called Bapa wishes. He had troll defenders to beat us up laughing cat emoji yikes yikes hopefully he's not talking about us b yeah no do you guys have troll defenders no trolls were for girls and then they had action figures or stone defenders what oh i like troll defenders i wish i had a troll defender that beat up the reddit guys that was a long time ago beat up violence b come on man what are we doing here papa let's go papa i thought you didn't read the comments so you're

posting ghosted now you want to beat people up yeah hopefully not some of our boys not some of our guys i hope he doesn't like i hope we're not the faces of those reddit guys i don't know we don't matter dude yeah we don't count there's no way There's no way. I mean, Sorgon bird. Oh, Sorgon. Oh yeah. He sees that. I'm ridiculous. Papa was like shaking me or trying to strangle me.

I'd be listening. There's a guy who built the ground. We walk on. His name is Sorgon bird. He's ridiculous. He does this. He's from South Oregon or something. Write him out right away.

You write himself out there. All right. Well, hopefully he's not talking about us. This next one's posted by All I Do Is Lie To You. It's called Lids in Jerusalem. So disrespectful to call them lids. Wailing wall. Wailing wall. The holiest site for Jews on the planet.

And I'm making this video and instead of thinking about the significance of that, I'm thinking about how this hat has thrown my hairline out of whack. That's when you know you need a lot of work

and that you are nowhere close to God. So I apologize. That bucket hat, you know what it'll do? It'll keep you busy. There you go, Pete. Seven times a week, okay? Yeah.

But is he Jewish or no? No, I think he's probably just visiting. He's probably like, you know, evading some kind of trial or something. Oh yeah, yeah. A little dicey, dicey. Afghanistan. Is Israel near Afghanistan?

Jerusalem. How does it say Jerusalem? It near Afghanistan? Jerusalem. How does it say Jerusalem? It's probably just Jerusalem. Yeah, probably just Jerusalem. Oh, okay. I don't know if there's a better way of saying it. Iraq. The right way.

Iraq, Iran. Iran. Pakistan. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm not against you saying the country the right way, but just the way he does it. What do you think offends him more?

People saying country's names wrong or people calling him lids? Probably anything that Crowder's done to him in the last few weeks. I think lids is a cool name lids. I mean, it would be a cool name if it wasn't about his eyelids being droopy or whatever. Okay. If it was like he was a hat guy, that might be an insult to you wear hats too much. People call you lids. Yeah, that's not great. Yeah, that's dicey dude. Yeah. All right. So this next one is all i do is lie to you again it's called barn door continues his undefeated streak of being wrong let's see ted bunny never no ted bunny never admitted it ted bunny the only way they got him later on no he never did no the only way let me clear it up jen the only way he would talk about it is in third person,

as if he knew the guy. He never admitted to it. No, never admitted to it. Even when they went on death row, they're like, you want to say anything? He's like, fuck you. Are you sure? Yeah, man.

Are you sure? He knows he's wrong. That's Brandon's biggest fear is those three words. Oh, yeah, he hears it so much, and then he's wrong, but he's never learned. Australia 70s ahead. Are you sure? Yeah, man. Oh, yeah. He hears it so much and then he's wrong, but he's never learned. Australia's 70s ahead. Are you sure? Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Dude, Australia, they didn't admit it

until like the seventh day. He never admitted to it. After more than a decade of denials, he confessed to 30 murders committed and they think it's over 30. They think it's more like 70. He confessed to them. He doesn't even realize he's wrong or he refused to acknowledge.

Yeah. That's wild. But also too, don't serial killers just confess to murders because they're already locked up? They're like, yeah,

dude, I got millions of murders. Yeah, I don't know why they do it, but yeah, what's the reason to say you didn't do it? Unless you're like real,

well, they are real psychos. So maybe they're just like, it's a bit for them to never confess yeah take it from the homies just like how papa lies but not with murder yeah makes up all these stories he does lie about murder's row though yeah yeah no yeah that's a different kind of murder one of the a thousand so he did actually confess look at how psycho he was hey go to it

said did ted did ted bunny ever actually confess go Go to that. You don't want to use Google. What are we, fucking soy boys here? Soy boys? Google's for soy boys? I don't understand. Booter alert. News flash. Google's for soy boys.

What is a soy boy, dude? I think it's like someone who's weak. I guess they eat soy instead of real meat, maybe. Is that what it is? Soy protein instead of meat protein. That's my guess. Soy boy. I'm not deep in the chat board.

Cause like on first, like, listen, soy boy to me is like mad racist, but it's not that right. I don't think it has anything to do with race. Oh, okay.

Yeah. It's more like, um, that what they, they refuse to, I guess they're like vegans or vegetarians or something. And that's bad. Oh yeah.

And so that's why everyone wants to make him soy boy. Number one is because he hates soy boys. Oh, do they say that in the red? I missed that. So if you go to the all time top post on Reddit, right? It's like upvote this to make soy boy to make Brendan shop pop up when you

search soy boy. Yeah, that's why. Yeah, for sure. And so there's another post today. That's like, he's within the top 20 now. Wow up when you search soy boy. Yeah, that's why. Yeah, for sure. And so there's another post today that's like he's within the top 20 now. Wow. If you search soy boy, Brendan Chobb shows

up. Yeah, it's like a dumb meathead insult. Yeah. It's like the probably one of the go-to's for Brendan just call somebody that's the areas got around that yellow bus VW last night confession.

I believe that if he confess his crimes, the courts would postpone his execution. By confessing, Bunny figured that the Florida governor would allow Bunny to live so that he could be used as a tool to locate the body of some of the missing victims. Ted Bunny. Yeah, he's like making it more kid friendly by accident. Ted Bunny. Confessing.

Confessing. Also, it was a VW bug, not a bus. Oh, right. Well, very easy. Well, actually, really hard. Any of size. Oh, yeah. I mean, how did he fit in that thing?

It's tiny. Good question. I mean, this is the only takeaway. But Bundy was wrong. His appeals were all used up. The governor's office ignored Bundy's request for a stay of execution. But the death. 36 women.

In the days prior to his death, Bunny finally confessed to the chilling murders of 36 women. They think it's 70, by the way. The murders took place across multiple states. Most were young women, some as young as 12. Jesus. Investigators believe that Bunny could have been responsible for the deaths of up to 100 women,

but with the man the media dubbed the co-ed killer now dead for over three years, how do you not like that? The world will never know exactly how many killed. So literally right before he was sentenced to death. But when they originally caught him,

the only way they could fill in the holes is by him talking about, well, this is how the guy's doing it. And they're like, oh, it's clearly him. Jeez. Isn't that crazy? Ted Bunny is different.

Yeah. A lot of women on his list tonight. Ted Bunny is different. Yeah. Ted Bunny. A lot of women on his list tonight. Ted Bunny will keep you busy. He keeps people busy. Well, cheers to Brandon for not calling him gay, though. I thought for sure that was going to happen. For sure, yeah.

There's progress when, you know, you got to say something when you see some progress. Yeah, yeah. If you see something. If you say something, see something. Yeah. As Brandon would say. All right. So this one's posted by max power bike. This one's really short. It's just

Brendan's brain working overtime to tie his shoes. And I thought it was pretty funny to watch. There's no sound to it. Okay. But he's tying his great shoe. I like, I actually like those shoes and his tongue is out. What do you think of those shoes right there? Yeah, they're probably the least offensive Brendan shoes I've seen. Offensive? Yeah. And most of his shoes are offensive to me and people with eyesight.

But the way he's tying it, I can see... What is it? Richard Attenborough? Or what are those documentaries where the guy is a British guy is like, and you see the monkey goes upside the tree to meet another monkey climbing.

Brendan is tying his shoes. It takes him long to do so. He has to fold his tight pants up so that the whole shoe is visible to the camera. His watch is also in frame and his tongue is out. This is the only way he can tie shoes. He extracts his tongue to tie the knot. Is it David Attenborough?

I don't know, somewhere like that. All right, so this next one's posted by Icarus lives. It's called Brennan shop asks an important question, which when doesn't he right? Yeah, let's see. Oh, food truck. Yeah, food truck. Or below the belt. What's up, big dog?

What's up, champ? Chilling man. I hear L.A. loving this weather. Yeah, it's nice, right? It's beautiful. Different jerseys. Nice right now, right? It's starting to cool. We just got our cold front. Last week, two weeks ago, it was about 60. Now it's 60 and 50. And it gets cold out there.

Good food, though. Oh, yeah. Chicago pizzas. Hell yeah, dog. How you feeling, man? Wait, New Jersey has Chicago pizzas? Wait, did he say that? I'm lost here.

I missed that. I was so taken aback by the beginning of like, hey, man. What's up, man? Like he has some hello. He said basically hello twice. Yeah. And then he started going directly into weather. Yeah.

I think he asked about weather a few times. Like there's something weird just happened before the interview. Maybe. Yeah. I was saying this because I watched your fight, which amazing performance against Ryan Bader. Obviously you were in the UFC, went to Bellator. You know, you fought some tough guys in Bellator.

You know, you're getting kind of, you know, your beak wet in Bellator. Getting your beak wet. I like saying that. He's not let the man say anything, really. Yeah. He's telling him his whole life. Yeah. If he were to interview us, hey, so you're Gerardo Alarcon, right?

Yeah, man. So you're from Rancho Cucamonga right yeah dude yeah so you just started therapy dude yeah okay like what all right that's the show and your therapy huh man yeah okay all right see you later and Peter who's been a perennial monster you know talking about a heavyweight champion light heavyweight champion so I'm like man this is a tough fight for Corey man this is the first kind of test in bellator to me this was like the first fight to see if the decision to go to bellator is the right choice i mean is that also the usc no way is that the real yeah they might yeah that's edited it's very well done that's funny i mean that's all he says i mean you know they're running

business so i get ryan bader who's been a perennial monster, you know, talking about a heavyweight champion, light heavyweight champion. You just won fights. I'm like, what are we doing, man? Like let's line up the fighters and Ryan Bader. Is that what's going through that guy's head right now? He's probably like, oh man, I'm going to let this guy talk, dude. Yeah.

They pay them for this or. Well, that's, that's the them for this or, um, well, that's, that's the whole like a controversy of like, if you do this, you get Rogan. Remember that? Oh,

so he's trying to get on Rogan. So he's just going to be silent while shock shop talks until he gets on Rogan. I'm also dumb though. So I'm assuming, cause I remember one of the weeks of, uh, 10 minutes of shop.

There was like, if like, Oh, Ariel's, um, drone strike where Ariel was like, you know, I don aerials, um, drone strike where aerial was like, you know, I don't promise people other things.

Like at least I pay my fighters when they come on. Something like that. Right. Or I don't have to pay the fighters. I don't have to pay the fighter. Yeah, bro. I'm so redacted.

Well, maybe this guy's like us and he's homeless. He's just like, ah, I get to laugh in his face, but I'm not going to do it to his face. While shop's talking, he's like,

Brendan shop just goes be. Yeah, that's probably what he's thinking. You're absolutely right. It's the highest level. You're talking about two division weight. Or him and Brendan shot up a bunch of Kratom before this. Yeah, they took some K dips. Yeah. Got busy.

And Ben, he's beat everybody. So when it came to Bellator, it's always tricky, man, because a guy, because it's different. A lot of UFC guys, everyone say, oh, Bellator is just because UFC or one championship just because UFC. He just goes. A lot of those guys who were UFC superstars went to Bellator. They weren't in the prime. Ryan Bader, who's been a perennial monster, lightweight champion, light heavyweight champion.

So we didn't know where Bellator was at. To me, that like solidified you making the right decision. Exactly. Exactly. What's the decision-making for this clip, even with editing? Let's both dress up like we're in disguise and go next to a bush

and talk about moving to Bellator for 15 minutes or whatever the actual clip is. Well, listen, CTE is the tag. You know, you know, we all love Brendan shop here. Of course we love Brendan shop and maybe he's taking too much on, you know, he should probably let the guys behind the camera be like,

let's actually, let's not go to the bushes. Let's go shoot over here. Yeah. But I feel like Brendan's probably just like, yeah, the old, the truck right there.

Let's just shoot right here. Kind of thing. Good question. Is it just a bad staff, like bad direction or his shop? Just sort of like deciding what they do. I think he has right here kind of thing. Good question. Is it just a bad staff like bad direction or is Schaub just sort of like deciding what they do? I think he has the reins. Yikes. Yeah. Rather of the Ocean Gate CEO.

Ocean Gate CEO. All right. So this one's all I do is lie to you yet again. It's called Bapa's got a brand new North Star. Do you want to make any guesses as to who it is? Let's see. New North Star in the news. Uh,

RFK maybe. Oh, that's a great guess, sir. Yeah. Let's see. Dude. Glenn Beck.

When's the last time you heard that name? Glenn Beck. What? Talk about left field or as Bob would say, right field. Let's see. Glenn Beck. Glenn Beck.

Wow. I was a fan. I was a fan. He was at Fox, left Fox, bro. He's at the blaze. He's see. Glenn Beck. Glenn Beck. I was a fan. I was a fan. He was at Fox, left Fox. Bro. He's at the Blaze. He owns the Blaze. Bro.

When I say his studios are the best studio I've ever, I've been, we've been in studios. Yeah. Any like podcasts, like no. You're in one now, you dummy. Do you not know you're in a studio? What a fool. Yeah. Oh, we've been in studios a fool. Yeah. Oh,

we've been in studios. Okay. Okay. Currently in one. A lot of studios keep you busy, right? Right. Right.

Dude. So he bought the old Paramount lot. Oh boy. In Dallas, in Dallas. Did you meet him? No, he wasn't there when I was there.

And one of the guys I was doing the show, I never met him. Perfect. Well done. Well done. Well done, Changs. David, he goes, how big is your studio? I heard Dig Boy's cool. Yeah, it's cool.

So you see where your little coffee area is? He goes, yeah. I go, to the Bentley? He goes, yeah, it's about that big. He's like, oh, interesting. Yeah. There's like, you're talking 40 foot ceiling. Nuts.

Nuts. Fuck. So impressed impressed that's really cool glenn beck is my north star now i mean it's dude and you see the setup to be pushing more people in that direction you see a setup but we're the left mind blowing what are we the left doesn't do the politics now it's just people making fun of him. So like Brian's going to go to, well, Brian's on Crowder, right? Yeah. Is Schaub angling for a Glenn Beck, the Blaze thing where he's like

going to do like a conservative bit? Best brains be, you know, I didn't even think about like career opportunities here. I would say no. Maybe he's just really like hard about it. He's like, fuck yeah, boner alert. He just likes the success that Glenn Beck's as apparently has. Glenn Beck's probably like,

what is Brandon shop doing in my studio when I'm not there? He doesn't know who he is. Yeah. Nobody knows who you are. He's Glenn's just like a really nice guy. Yeah. Yeah. That's my studio.

What are you doing? What are we doing here? What are we doing? Glenn Beck confirmed homeless dude. Wow. Never seen like it. Wow. I call my girl. I'm like, if I ever got Glenn Beck's money, dude. Never seen like it. Wow. I call my girl.

I'm like, if I ever got Glenn Beck's money, I would build the exact same studio. I would call whoever the engineers are, like build it just like Glenn Beck. Wow. Jesus. Nuts. Jesus.

I'm not sure that's, I'm not sure that's the appropriate response to someone telling you they have a big studio. Well, they're making steps towards progress though. Not a mention of numbers. No gay jokes. Nothing about black digs. Yeah. That's good. All right they're making steps towards progress, though. Not a mention of numbers. Yeah. No gay jokes. Nothing about black digs. Yeah, that's good.

All right. I was very excited for this one. It's called. It's posted by Papi. Where? Oh, yes. I love it. One nine nine eight.

Nice dog. The state of Korea is two days ahead of us. That sounds good. Yo, you're going to love this dude. Netflix. I want to watch this 30 times. It's a really small video. It's small.

Yeah. Like they upload it wrong, but it's very well worth thinking. It's going to take like 15 seconds to get to the good part, but watch. Okay, first ever head on the town. Korea's badass. Yeah, Korea's awesome. It's so technologically

advanced. So this marketplace is so dope. There's tons of places out there. Two days ahead of us? He did it again. What does he, why does he keep doing this? Australia is seven days ahead. Korea is now two days ahead.

Why are all these countries so far ahead of us? What are we doing here, dude? America sucks. We need to like work harder we get that work ethic so we can get on the same page as korea and australia it has to be a bit right there's no way he thinks that i don't know but shout out to the australian cats shout out to the korean cats yes thank them oh cheers meow meow dude i don't know why that was good all right so this one's posted by no cauliflower four, five, seven, seven.

It's called oops with the title. I can't talk. Let's see after a big part. It's over. If it's over a joke, it could possibly inflate, you know, your ticket sales. But if it's over something, all right, talking about ticket sales, marketing geniuses, four of them, you know, audio is king. So this podcast is killing me.

Okay, you're all you. You're finished geniuses, four of them. You know, audio is king, so this podcast is killing me. You're finished. He's kind of finished. I mean, D'Elia's got two sold-out shows at the Beacon. Does he? Yes. After the last episode of D'Elia. D'Elia.

Oh, really? He's still doing a sold-out theater. Whoa. I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. I mean, his fans don't care. Now, listen, and it sounds like he did that. He sold out four shows at a middle school, too, which I thought was a little weird.

Here's what you call Black Friday shopper. He shows up a little too early to the store. You like what he's saying? It's very bad. There's definitely an overcorrection, but as long as we can realize it's an overcorrection. That's what we got to do. And it sucks for the guy who gets corrected. I think all I'm saying is, and this is going to sound preachy, but get just as angry as the dudes

who are maybe still touring and selling out two shows of The Beacon. I'm very angry at that. You know who is going to that show, ironically? Who? Ladies. Giannis. We got some ladies in the crowd tonight.

Giannis Pappas, he'll let you be. Well, I'm opening. That's not a neat and clean world. The boy's mother ended up finding it. What do you mean? It goes away, right? He probably saved it. You can screen record, take screenshots.

Special time. You got to know that that's going to happen. Wow. That clip is so blockbuster. I mean, that's one of the most epic moments in podcast history yeah it's pretty it's pretty wild when it comes to like epic moments t fat k has a lot of them dude yeah yeah i mean that's why there's like a hundred thousand of them or whatever niedermeyer hard working guys yeah the kitchen is always open. Yeah. I think it's closed, but then they come out with a dish. You're like,

wow. Thanks man. Well, yeah. Shout out to all the diddler hate. I don't know. It's funny. Yeah.

It's kind of redundant at a certain point, but also that's the only way that he's going to get in trouble is if people keep talking about it. I don't think anything lawful is going to happen, right? I don't know anything about that. Be me neither. Discuss the podcast here.

You're right. And you know what about that b me neither we discussed the podcast here you're right and you know what i'm redigny uh all right so this one's posted by max power bike it's called casey affleck pleading with bapa to stop fighting he had tears in his eyes let's see and he found out i was a fighter and he had tears in his eyes and was telling me to stop fighting who casey affleck wow you don't need to do this, man. You have so much going for you. You're a smart kid. I see you around.

He's a smart kid. Aren't they the same age? How old is Casey Affleck? Is he like 60 years old? Let me try to find it. Listen, you're a smart kid. He's giving a speech like in Good Will Hunting. Every time I turn on the UFC, I hope you're not there.

Let's see. Casey Affleck age. Let's check it out. Uh, how old you are? A numbers guy. So fucking shit. I think it's 40.

Make it bigger. Yeah. Let's see. Let me see here. 47. Okay. Well then that's more, I mean,

47, 39. Yeah. Yeah. Kid. But if you're a kid, when the other person's born, you can't call them kid,

right? Yeah. I think you can. I think he did. Well, he didn't really. This conversation didn't happen. All right, let's go to the next clip. That one was just a nice little

shot of a dish. Like I was saying, this one's posted by Chris 25 TX great story be never happened though. Another one, two stories that didn't happen. I hope he's the one that says it didn't happen though. I'm there. I don't know, like a year ago

and I do the meet and greets after the shows. This guy comes up he has like slick back, silver hair, dope ass suit. Nobody wears shows to my, you know, suits to my show. Yeah, I remember this clip. No one wears shows and then he talks about the guy, the car guy. Oh, you're

right. I remember this clip. It was a classic. You know, it's a spicy old dish. Nobody wears shows and then he talks about the guy the car guy oh you're right i remember this clip is a classic yeah you know it's a spicy old dish nobody wears shows to my suits perfect bro if you would just say that and continue the thing greatest comedian ever dude george carlton level if he did on purpose yeah he's smart what the fuck's happening and he's talking to me and he goes you're a car guy right oh yeah big car guy he goes oh what's your favorite and i go my favorite car ever made is a gd2rs he goes oh those are cool yeah and he goes uh you're a car guy, right? I go, yeah, big car guy. He goes, oh, what's your favorite? And I go, my favorite car ever made is a GT2 RS. He goes, oh, those are cool. I go, yeah. And he goes, you ever driven one?

I go, yeah, I own it, man. It's my favorite car. I'm never getting rid of it. He goes, you ever driven a Ferrari? I go, yeah, a Ferrari. It's front engine, though. I'm talking about it. He goes, not my favorite, man.

He goes, ah, it's a shame. I go, yeah, but they're cool, though. But, you know, I'd rather have a Porsche. He goes, oh, cool, man. And I go, but, you know, I'm waiting to get on the list. I heard it's like a 10 year waiting list. He goes, that's fucking tough, man. All right. Say less, dude. He leaves again. I asked him, I just like, what are, what are the, what is the percentage that the CEO of Ferrari or whatever this guy is? Yeah. Said, say less, dude. Yeah. There's no way. Well, you know, I would say there's no way this interaction happened.

Yeah. That's also true. I'm being redacted. But yeah, there's no chance. He said, say less. I love the idea of the, like the CEO being just using weird Gen Z shit. Yeah. Say, oh yeah, man.

I don't know. Porsche kind of mid dude. Yeah. You know, period T I can get you on there. Cause you understand the assignment, Brennan. Yeah. Yeah. None of this happened. Yeah. My family secured the bag with Ferrari understand the assignment, Brendan. Yeah. None of this happened.

Yeah, my family secured the bag with Ferrari. Now it's mine. Yeah. You know? Beyond that list, you know, I don't know, seven years ago, I'm driving down somewhere in San Diego. My brother's in the car and we're in my Bronco and I get a call. You know, we were getting out the mud, you know.

He's trying to get on the list, but he was on it seven years ago. Did I understand? I wasn't listening the whole time. Let me go back a little bit. Let's see. He leaves. you know he's trying to get on the list but he was on it seven years ago but i did i understand i wasn't listening the whole time let me go back a little bit let's see he leaves again i asked to be on that list you know i don't know seven years ago i'm driving down uh somewhere in san diego my brother's in the car and uh we're in my bronco and i get a call and they go hey it's uh uh ferrari north america you got uh allocated for you You got pushed to the front of the line. You got allocated for that guy. It was the head of Ferrari North America and he was the biggest fan.

He was just a big fan of shop. No way, dude. Maybe he was a fan of his UFC fighting. He's a homeless cat or he's a homeless cat. He's like, he's like me and you. Like he loves like the absurdity of shop. Yeah. He's a fan. Like we're fans, bro. If I had access to a Ferrari, like an extra one and I, I could give it to shop. I would, that would be the perfect way to sort of make up for us, like ribbing him, you know? Cause I assume if he knows about us, he's sort of unhappy with

some of the things we do. Troll defenders. Yeah. Yeah. He wants troll some people to beat us up. So I would say like, listen, like I understand that, you know, you think I'm blog busting and a lot of stuff I do is out of pocket. Oh yeah. But I got a Ferrari for you. Does that squash it? Can we be. How'd you get the Ferrari out the trenches?

Yeah. Yeah. The CEO of North America is a big fan of T-Mose. He called me up. He was like, we put you to the front of the line because seven times a week we watch. But the only thing that throws me off is that he tried to get on.

It's like, bro, you probably can get on the list. Just throw a deposit down, right? I don't know. I have no idea how that works, but yeah, maybe anybody can get on the list and you might have to throw

some kind of deposit, like you said. What's the percentage of the likelihood of it happening, that whole interaction? 30 happening? That whole interaction. 30% good. Yeah, I agree with that.

30%. All right, let's go to the next one. This, this one probably definitely happened. Okay. All I do is lie to you yet again, dude,

he's coming through, dude. He's just, he's just in his mom's basement, dude, just scrolling, bro, watching all the shows.

Absolutely. This one says glob goes over the thick boy squad break. Did we just scrolling, bro. Watching all the shows. Absolutely. This one says, Glob goes over the thick boy squad break. Did we already watch this one? I don't know. He says he went nowhere, but he was somehow grinding. Okay, let's see.

I think I already watched this one. What's up, fam? Monday morning, we are back. The whole thick boy team went on a little vacation last week. I didn't. I was here. Casey was here.

Chin was in Tokyo. No, damn it. Do you think there is a chance that he's like, do you think he's happy he didn't do the European tour? Yeah, I think so. Or is he kind of like, it's kind of like another hit to his ego? Well, I say yeah, I think so too quickly. I see it both ways.

On the one hand, if you look at his stand-up traditionally, he hates being home with the Mexican and the kids. He feels trapped because he's always like, Nina Fauci, Nina Dalton. I mean, there's hot cheetos everywhere. Hot cheetos everywhere. Yeah. But on the other hand, and then also, but on the other hand,

um, going to Europe is a big trip. You gotta be all over the place. Get vaccinated. You gotta get vaccinated at any moment. Your team could mess up. Yeah. Not know like are any,

if you're, it doesn't matter if you're in Ireland or Scotland or Denmark, um, the DA could get recalled. Yeah. You never know. I feel bad because the way he said like me, I was just here.

It's like, oh man, you could have been in Europe, bro. Why was he there? He just did the whole thing by himself. They still did shows. I don't think he did show like,

that's what the clip is saying is like he was grinding. So he's just staying in the suit. Why doesn't he spend it with his family? I don't know. Maybe like game planning. You know what I mean? I thought he wanted to show tiger out of swing or whatever. Oh, you're family? I don't know. Maybe like game planning. You know what I mean? I thought he wanted to show Tiger on a swing or whatever. Oh, you're right. I don't

know. Well, that's grinding. That's a grind baby. You know what I mean? How dare you? Seoul, South Korea. He said like you went to Japan, right? And he's like Korea. There you go. How was it? It was amazing.

Was it though? Yeah, it was amazing. And the food's good, everything? It's great. Food's amazing. Just walking around is amazing. Family was great. It was just a beautiful time. Really?

Yeah. How long were you out there? Five days. It takes like a day to get there and a day to get back. So five days. Beast. Yeah. Glad you had fun, buddy.

Thanks, man. Did you feel refreshed? Was there a good break for you it was a beautiful break so thank you for that too it was a beautiful break for sure yeah brian that's weird is he like a very strict boss or something i don't thank my boss for thank you yeah and well maybe in an email i don't know maybe i'm nitpicking there i mean it's more of a chin choice than a demand, I think.

His choice was to be like, thank you. Also, they're podcasting, B. I'm going to be honest with you. Yeah, it's true. They're just throwaway lines. But when I was watching it, I was looking at Brandon and I was thinking, he's thinking of a way to say something about it being Asian the whole time, but he couldn't think of one. That's why he's like this. He's like, don't say Asian as shit.

He's just like, oh, okay, good. You had a good time. He's like, don't say Asian as shit. Yeah. He's just like, oh, okay, good. Yeah. He had a good time. That's thinking like there's so many gay people in Korea. Missed opportunity. Yeah.

Did you eat them all? It was in Jerusalem. Some shit. I don't know. He's right. No camels, Israel, some shit.

Brian was gone for 10 days. Uh, George, he went back to Chicago, see his mama. He hasn't been back since. Tall George went to Nashville with his brother to do the tight end U thing, which is cool for him.

In the main case, we're here, baby. In the main case, we're here grinding, baby. No break for us. Case played golf, I assume. Yeah. Golf and work, man. It's what we do, daddy. Daddy.

Well, impressed that he had a memory and memorized all where people were. So good for him there. Yeah. Best brains. Was that with or without Kratom? Oh. Kratom help him out there? Maybe a little bit of alpha brain.

Alpha brain. Yeah. All that stuff. But no, yeah. I'm glad they're back in the studio. We were kind of worried ourselves that the break was going to go prolonged. Yeah.

We need him out there making content for us to watch and be entertained. We need more classic dishes. True. And I think they're on their way, dude. Good. I hope so.

Let's see this one. This one's posted by max power bike again. It's called shop getting wrecked on comedy central by Megan Gailey for his shitty takes on game of thrones. Hilarious. I asked Megan to be on the show at that wedding. Oh, really? Did she say yeah?

She did, but I never followed through on it. I do, I do like this renewed Game of Thrones hate. Oh, there is? That is fun. We're like discussing it again.

And the last season, I love Game of Thrones. The last season was truly terrible. And I do think it's fun that the country came together and finally agreed on something. I disagree. I disagree.

I want to like you. I like season eight. I want to like you. Don't start like that, dude. I can't wait to see what happens. I mean, let's be honest, though. This is a fresh fit, dude. This is probably the best I've seen him dressed.

He's got the brown jacket, the watch right there. Barely normal. He's got his beans and cheese. He's got his beans and cheese. Beans, cheese, beans, cheese, beans, cheese. Yeah, this is a fresh fit. Though everyone hates on it. I think people are just mad that the series ended.

And all the nerds are like, I wish I could do it better. Khaleesi. I think you're stupid. Boner alert! Dang. Wow. Okay. Let's see what happens.

The fight scene? The darkness? Was it one fight scene? What is he talking about? I think he's talking about the last fight scene? The fight scene? The darkness? No. Was it one fight scene? What is he talking about? I think he's talking about the last fight scene with the White Walkers. Oh, okay. No, no, no. There wasn't a particular thing.

It just was like you were watching it being like, oh, this isn't good. She's right. There's nothing wrong. No lies detected. And I can't pinpoint a thing, but I do think that there are stupid people that did love it. Oh my God, dude.

He's getting annihilated. He's so stupid. I feel bad saying stupid again because she said it so many times. But his brain is so small that he doesn't realize what's going on right now. He's thinking to himself, comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy.

It's hitting him in the face. She's a real comedian and he's not yeah i mean this is what happens yeah let's see let's see for you and them i'm happy that you found your little simple tv show oh my god bro oh really dude really dude whoa oops wow moron i think it's an indefensible position. I don't know. For most people, I would think to say it's good. And that fight scene with the White Walkers was terrible. Yeah, dude. Arya comes and stabs him with a knife.

Give me a break. I mean, at the risk of sounding like Shob, the night watch, or I'm trying not to sound like Shob, but that fight scene was the best part of the season. Maybe, but it was horrible. The season sucked, though. The best part of what's happening is awful. I'll cut that part out. I'm trying not to sound like shop, but that fight scene was the best part of the season. Maybe, but it was horrible. The season sucked, though. The best part of what's that awful?

I'll cut that part out. I'm just kidding. All right. So this one's posted by KRC 366. It's called take a trip down memory lane to an all time favorite of mine. Let's see what this is. Like they have shootings all the time. It's the best mall.

It's like fire. I remember this. He's like, I was like, there's no throat splitter thing. The shit or throat splitter. The mall thing. The shootings all the mall. It's like fire. I remember the sneaker head. He's like, I was like, dude, I'm telling you. The shit or throat splitter, the mall thing, the shootings all the time. Oh, I think so. This is it. Oh, okay. This is where shitter throat splitter came from. Let's see. It's dangerous there. We looked it up and there's all these shootings every week.

Whatever it takes to get the sneakers. So me and the squad to think boy squad go there in the squad didn't happen what you went to a mall that has all these shootings to get shoes yeah what let's go and i'm there's like gangsters in there there's metal detectors everywhere there's fucking what kind of fucking mall is this bro i wish i could remember the name. This mall was nuts. So security dude, everyone has fucking air 15s like nuts.

What do at a mall at a mall? I go up to the, the only place I've seen dudes with AR 15s or machine guns at a mall is in Mexico, right? Yeah. Well, it's not,

obviously it's not a true story. Rogan is high out of his mind and he likes that. Brennan is so funny. He's like a dog or a little kid saying crazy shit. So this is the appeal for Rogan. I think if I put myself in his mind, he's like, what'd you say?

Brennan? Dude, when we have Brennan over, he says these outlandish stories that make no sense, but that we, we all laugh because he's like we're doing right now. Yeah. You're right,

dude. Yeah. Toe is the first homeless cat. Dude. That's a good one. That's the're right, dude. Yeah. Toe is the first homeless cat. Dude. That's a good one. That's the guy that he was a fan and he was like, Oh, what's up B shop?

What you doing here? Mario? What's up, man? Why do you guys have AR 15? Just, um, dude,

last week they were cutting throats in the bathroom. That will be such a wild thing for a cop to say to some like person that walks up to them yeah oh last week dude they were cutting throats in the bathroom say let's be he's like doing weird shabbisms too yeah they went into the restroom and understood the assignment they cut throats yeah not not didn't happen what he was cutting throats in the bathroom i go what the fuck is oh dude every week there's something popping here usually happens right outside nordstrom so don't go out nordstrom's like holy fuck so they have a neighborhood does it happen in the bathrooms or at the nordstrom you're safe at macy's yeah that's what he's saying essentially

neighborhood in the mall that's the bad neighborhood? Yeah. Nordstrom's is the bad neighborhood in the mall? The mall is. Don't go by Nordstrom's. They're cutting throats in the bathroom. His voice there is mimicking Brian a little bit. Yeah.

They're cutting throats in Afghanistan. Yeah. It's the same sort of shit like that's a joke delivery to him the cutting throats in the bathroom. I mean if a if a cop told you like oh by the way that bathroom over there, they're cutting a lot of throats in there. You're going to try to find another bathroom, right? Right.

And what shoe store is he? Yeah, Nordstrom shoes like I don't know about that dog buzz. No. Your boy still in the bathroom. That's so dumb. Jesus.

Why? Why? But so I couldn't, there was like, it's, it's tough out there. It's different than LA. Like, you know, I look different. I'm a bigger dude. I'm not fucking Shaquille O'Neal, but I look different. I'm wearing what I'm wearing now.

I'm walking through with some dope sneakers. I'm a big dick. Even he's like this. He's like, fuck, why do I keep saying that? He's like, why am I telling this story?

This is a, yeah, the story says, but I'll tell you what though, dude, if I could go on Joe Rogan and just make up a bunch of stories, that would be fucking dope. You would.

Yeah. And I tried the last three hours. You know what I mean? That'd be sick stories that would be fucking dope you would yeah and i'll try the last three hours you know what i mean that'd be sick i would be i know he'd have a lot to talk about with shop if i went on yeah i don't think he would want that no i don't want that and these like gangsters out there staring at me and i'm like oh man we gotta get the fuck out of these guys are eyeballing me and my buddy uh justin elliot who's from atlanta's been there a ton of times he goes no dude this is the gay area they don't want to fight you they want to so how how do you mix that up dude how do you go from shitting throat splitting to no they just

fuck each other in the restroom yeah it does not make sense at all so is the security guard wrong they don't kill people but but his friend Justin is right. There's like a gay bathroom in the mall. Or are they different? One bathroom is like you could get killed. The other one, you're going to have gay sex. Yeah.

Like this mall doesn't sound good for a straight man. I think, you know, maybe he did. Maybe he did absorb all this information, but now it's coming out through his mouth. And so we're confused. It would really suck to be gay in that mall because you'd be like walking through,

you go there, maybe you're trying to hook up and then you get your throat cut. Yeah. Like you think that's the right bathroom, but it's actually the Nordstrom's bathroom. And also it'd be very confusing because somebody would grab you and you'd be like, all right. Yeah. Or maybe if that's what you're doing and then you're dead. You're like, wait a minute. He's going to, What are we doing here? Is there a knife? What's going on? Fuck you.

There's a gay area of the mall? Yeah. Well, no. That mall attracts like a lot of gay dudes. Does the mall have a gay neighborhood as well as a bad neighborhood? Probably. Dude, it's the Wild West out there, man. Really? Yeah.

Dirty South, dude. Is that crazy? This mall is nuts. Joe does not believe this. Yeah. What percentage of the story do you think Joe believes? I'm going 5%. I think maybe, too, this is another point

that Brendan Shaw probably heard about this mall in Atlanta that was insane from some other podcast that he listens to. Yeah, he just stole it. And so he was like, oh, these are the things that I would think are insane. Like one bathroom, you're getting fucked and sucked by dudes. Another bathroom,

you're getting your throat split. Dude, this is the reason. Do you see that clip of Matt Rife saying he doesn't like Atlanta, like touring there? This is the reason. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's like, dude, I mean,

listen, that has nothing to do with the crowd. There's just a mall there where you get fucked or killed. Yeah, Matt Rife is a huge fan of Brendan Chow. You were down to fuck. Well, that's my thing. I'm like, dude, these guys keep looking at him with his fashion sense. Dude, they were manicured beer.

Yeah, I was like, dude, these guys keep looking. Yeah, a little bit. You are right. He is the first homeless guy. Yeah, he's the first homeless guy. He's trolling a little bit, talking a little smack. He's like, this story is clearly not real. And you dress like an idiot.

Dope shoes. Dope shoes. They want to fight you. No, no. They want to fuck you. Yeah. Oh, well. Okay.

Well, that's better. It's safer. Killing me. Yeah. Safer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Atlanta.

Fuck. I love it, dude. Oh, just fun. That's hardcore. All right, let's do one more clip because we're running out of space here. Right, right,

right recording. All right, let's let's end it off with this one here. It's posted by man in a coat. Well, first of all, what did you think about that? I mean,

we kind of like talked about it while the clip was happening, but right. I mean, it was great. I pray for Joe's and Brendan's relationship. Maybe it's going through a tough time right now, but I wanted to get back to that special. Yeah, I hope not. I don't read.

It's hard to tell what's real and what's not. They're like, he's not in the mothership. I mean, it must be annoying to sort of deal with jobs craziness. Yeah, but at the same time, they're probably friends. They're friends. Unless he did something we don't know about. Like Joe is the best person to bounce these fake stories off of dude. Yeah, but at the same time they're probably friends to their friends unless he did something we don't know about like Joe is the best person to bounce these fake stories off of dude. Yeah, he gets high and he

laughs. He just like he believes it until he doesn't kind of thing. I don't know if he ever believes it, but maybe he does. Well, okay, I went to the mall. Do you believe me? Yes, I had to go to the restroom. Do you believe me? Oh, yeah. They're slitting throats in that restroom. Do you believe me oh yeah they're slitting throats in that restroom do you believe

yeah but he still has he rides that wave of like that bell curve of believing him for a little while and then until he's making this face where he's totally in disbelief you know i don't know what a bell curve is oh like i don't know i don't either i'm i'm shocked dude I'm redacted, dude. Anyways, we want to see more Shab on JRE, dude. Absolutely. Seven times a week. All right. So this one's posted by Man in a Coat. It's called Joe Rogan Calls into the Pod.

Look how excited Bapa is. Probably the second time they spoke that day. I don't know what that last part means. Let's see. Right? Because I'm the man. I'm the man of the house. That's the police.

That's Joe Rogan. What? Joe Rogan called me. Let me talk. I's see. Right? Because I'm the man. I'm the man of the house. That's the police. That's Joe Rogan. What? Joe Rogan called me. Let me talk. I love him. Let's get back to the program, you nut lovers. How famous is Joe Rogan? Oh, by the way, my friend who just called me, I'm in... What?

They're trying to shadow ban us, dude.'ve seen a shadow band right now that's messed up let's see if we can play this joe rogan called in they shut down our show let's see that's joe rogan what joe rogan call me let me talk i love let me talk let's get back to the program you nut lovers how famous is joe Oh, by the way, my friend who just called me, I'm in, I'm in. Well, whatever.

I mean, it's clear that YouTube is a shadow ban. I read it, dude. Then they, it's because of our connection to this, to read it and well, not to read it actually to shop himself.

Yeah. All right. Well, the last clip wouldn't play. So, so that's it. Have a good week. We'll see you next week.

Bye.