10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub throws an epic CarlBasset Fight Companion! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #28
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Ain't no truck walk when she's gone
It's buss up when she's away
Ain't no truck walk when she's gone
She's always gone too long
Anytime, just ask Jane
I wonder this time where she's gone
i wonder if esther goes both ways
because ain't no truck walk where she's gone and i know this might sound gay but but I love Trash Tuesday.
And I know, I know, I know I want a truck walk, truck walk, truck walk, truck walk,
truck walk, truck walk, truck walk, truck walk, truck walk, truck walk, truck walk,
truck walk, truck walk.
Hey, I'll leave Bobby Lee alone, cause ain't no truck walk when she's gone.
One take.
One take.
Stop for my favorite time of the week.
When you get near, Bob, I try to speak. Release surprises today.
You better act care.
Watch 10 Minutes of Shob.
All right.
Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shob.
There's a little bit of construction going on outside.
I think they're building something for Thick Boy Nation near Gerardo's.
You know, they're always doing construction.
But that's not why you're here.
You're here for 10 Minutes of Shob.
So let's start the timer now.
Boom, baby.
All right, so for this first clip, let's just start off with some Boppa's good old stand-up.
Oh, okay.
We all know, the whole world knows that he posted a stand-up recently.
It's very hard to avoid his
social media presence, dude. So here goes.
What products?
Jesus Christ.
You guys must be
called cheaters.
What more can you do?
Decided to call the strip club cheaters. What do you think for a name? I love that his friends won't tell him when he's wrong.
You know?
Yeah.
He's constantly wrong about things.
And he must have pitched this to somebody saying,
I'm going to,
Oh,
this is cheaters.
And maybe he didn't think of it,
but if he did think of it, he's like, I'm going to, you, this is cheaters. And maybe he didn't think of it, but if he did think of it,
he's like, I'm going to, you know, but it's really cheetahs.
A lot of people pointed that out in the comments.
They're like, he's so stupid.
He doesn't.
Also, they misspelled strip club in the text of this.
Do you see that?
Strip has like a, can you?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It was like a strip, like CHP, almost.
They're talking about three C's in strip club.
Yeah.
No. All right. All right. Here it goes. Strip, like CHP. They're talking about three C's in strip club.
Alright.
Here it goes.
I enjoy that stuff.
I wish they were still around.
I feel like cell phones and social media killed the mafia.
Try Rudy Giuliani.
No, fucking cell phones.
Steve Jobs killed the fucking mafia.
Because the mafia today, if they're still around,
they're not shaking anybody down.
If you think about trying to shake somebody down,
and then some little bitch on the first day of live,
go ahead, do it.
What the f*** are you doing?
I'm glad he brought back the he's all and they're all, you know?
He really doesn't give a f*** about his wife.
He just started playing again.
Yeah, we'll always play.
Always have to stop um because like he's if i were him and there are rumors about me going to massage parlors and whatnot i wouldn't
go anywhere near material about strip clubs yeah and he's out on the road and he's talking about
strip clubs i wouldn't do that and then the the uh mafia stuff in the phone just makes no sense
he's trying to tie it into cancel culture or something as if that's the reason why people are canceling.
Michael Corleone was worried he was going to be canceled.
That's just not making any sense.
It's bad stand-up as usual from Papa.
I will say he's not walking around, right?
Yeah, he stopped doing the motion.
He said he's all and then it's just hand stuff.
So he's made it a little different.
It's not Rudy Giuliani.
It's Steve Jobs.
That's the punchline.
All right.
So this next clip is Brendan cries because T-Fat K is dying
and comedian friends, quotes, used them and didn't fight for rinks.
Sad face.
It's posted by Ryan Joseph, 82.
Oh, really, dude?
Speaking out about your situation to interrupt but Bungie
about your situation
is
I'll get emotional
is
I thought we were
all gonna fight
man
I thought we were
what happened
I thought we were
all gonna fight
where did you guys go
you left us
well we weren't a community
no
we weren't friends
you guys were only our friends
because we could help you
and then when we need
your help at the most
you guys are nowhere to be found
even to this fucking day
fuck you
but you gotta forgive
sure
because people are afraid
and they don't know
I don't hold resentment
sometimes they don't know
everybody has their own story
I don't hold resentment
I don't even think about it
to be honest with you
but also
fuck you
that's so funny
he's a five year old
he's like a five year old's brain best brains and then when he the part funny he's a five-year-old it's like a five-year-old's brain best brains and then when
he the part where he's like uh he kind of sounds like he sounds like the asian doctor a little bit
there a little bit he's i forget can you play it one more time actually about your situation
is i'll get emotional is i thought we were all going to fight, man. I thought we were, what
happened? I thought we were all
there. That's what happened.
Where's pain your life?
Guaranteed. What happened, Mr. Shaw?
I thought we were all going to fight, guaranteed.
I thought we were going to fight, but your lip.
But your friend. That just
reminds me of that.
What is he talking about? They're all
going to fight. This is comedy. It's just stand-up comedy. I know that there's only just reminds me of that and he yeah what is he talking about they're all gonna fight this is
comedy it's just stand-up comedy i know that there's only 1 000 of us yeah and we're brave
and smart and all well yeah all comics aren't lawyers dude how are they gonna fight sexual
allegation you know yeah fight who's all of us like everybody who's he talking everybody at the
store yeah and he's i guess the other the callonsan's on the left, right? Yeah. I mean, Callan's on the left, right?
I confused myself there.
And then is the Leah on the other side?
No.
Do you know?
It's some random guy.
I don't know what his name is.
Random guy.
I thought we were all going to, as if there was some game plan to.
Yeah.
He's saying, you know how when Louis had the thing come out and they said that his manager was telling women to be silent?
Yeah.
He's saying that he thought that all comedians were going to do that.
That's what you're not.
If you're going to do that,
you should probably keep it secret, Bapa.
Idiot.
I thought we were all going to fight.
Alright, so there's been a lot of
throwbacks on the channel, like I said last episode.
This one's a throwback to the ultimate
casual B-Slob changing the narrative
posted by Do You Even Double Leg
I watched this the last week and I thought it was hilarious
here we go
I don't know if it's a bad look because
everyone was matched up they weren't giving
to anybody he's like dude give me fucking
Diego he just won and Danny's like
I can't do that why wouldn't he ask for Nate Diaz
that's the fight no it's not the
fight you're a casual that's not
the fight yeah you're such a casual. That's not the fight.
Yeah.
You're such a casual.
So he's talking about
Conor McGregor with Nate Diaz.
Yeah, I've seen this
because it was a great clip.
Look at the dog.
It looks like he's like,
please make it stop.
He's like,
why do you have this guy
on your podcast?
I'll do anything
to get out of this.
I can't have this time.
Take me back to Peru, dude.
The dog's Asian is mad
that he's in a thing
with Shaw.
He's a little older and then fights Dustin Poison, the number two lightweight in the world. The dog's agent is mad that he's in a thing with Shaw.
He's a little older.
And then fights Dustin Poirier, the number two lightweight in the world.
That's not the move, man.
His team should have been smart about it.
What do you think they should have done?
Fought Nate Diaz, the trilogy.
Oh, my God.
His chances of winning that fight are way better than beating Dustin Poirier, this fucking dog who's been in the game and lives, eats, and sleeps fucking
in the lightweight division. Should have fought another
guy who's had time off.
Okay, so that seems
insane to do that. To call that guy
casual and then take his take.
But Devil's Advocate, if we
were on media as much as somebody like
him, do you think we'd have mess-ups like this?
Yeah, dude. Maybe not.
I think I definitely would mess up.
I mean,
I've already messed up.
I know you're trying to play devil's advocate,
but with Brendan dude,
like he goes,
I thought we were all going to fight.
Like,
fuck you guys.
Fuck you guys.
Uh,
but no,
we got to forgive him.
Yeah,
you're right.
It's like,
he doesn't have an opinion or he goes both.
Yeah.
He goes both ways.
Yeah.
He's yeah.
He's just so stupid.
Yeah.
Oh man. All right. Well, this one's from the, uh. Yeah, he's just so stupid. Yeah. Oh, man.
All right.
Well, this one's from the highly anticipated Calabasas Companion this last week.
You know all about that, right?
Educate me, Chin.
Well, they had Theo Vaughn and Joey Diaz on the flyer.
And then all of a sudden, Theo Vaughn and Joey Diaz dropped out.
And Theo Vaughn didn't even know he was going to be on the show.
Wow.
Did you see that clip or no?
No, I don't want that.
No, I haven't seen that clip.
Oh, well, let me pull it up.
I'm going to cut this part out.
All right, so I found it. It's called Theo Says He Was Never Asked to Do Boppa's Rough and Rowdy Fight Companion,
posted by Suwu.
Here goes.
Me in Vegas for Patty's fight.
Yeah, I think I'm going to be there.
That's this Saturday, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'm going to be there as well.
We're going, we have a busy day.
We're doing rough and rowdy,
which you're doing the stream with, right?
I think so.
I've seen your face in the flyer.
So he's probably doing it.
We'll see.
I don't know.
He gave me a little.
He's thinking about it.
He's like, are the numbers not right? What's going on? Are you doing the stream? No, I don't know. I didn't make that deal see i don't know he gave me a little thinking about it he's like are the numbers not right what's going on are you doing the stream no i don't know i didn't make that
deal i don't know i just got put on the flyer i guess um i don't know job it look i saw it's
job it's your face who are the other two faces on that flyer? Do you know the flyer I'm talking about? It's Joey Diaz, but he got replaced.
And then Ray Jackson.
Is Theo's face still on the flyer?
Yeah.
Plastered all over the flyer.
I mean, I don't know a lot about this.
I will look into it, though.
I appreciate it.
You appreciate it.
We didn't.
It wasn't through us.
Oh, well, it wasn't through us oh well it wasn't through me that's what i'm saying we've both been we're being sex traffic bro i don't know how this is happening son that's
so do i have your permission to just put your face on any flyer than i want yeah look i'll take the
pub but i didn't do it uh now rough anddy, and that's where you... Yes, he changes the subject all fast.
That clip was different.
It's funny.
Everybody else knows that bringing up Schaub
is going to generate controversy and views and stuff.
I think that might be a little bit of that.
Then Theo's like, oh, my God, not again, please.
Enough.
Why am I going to be connected to this moron
for the rest of my life
he's trying to free himself
of like the shab
shabness a little bit right
I don't blame him
so this is why
Joey Diaz isn't on the companion
posted by Rogan and Shorty Pie
just to catch you up on all this stuff
I don't want that
Barstool Sports rough and rowdy
and calabas fight club thick boy collab and we have a chain it's just so many things
dumb like dumb meathead guys that get famous like this they always have so many
different tags and like we're here at the bros fest collab 9-11 with Skate Punks are here
and Chicks Need to Shut
Up is in the back.
They're like Topo Chico
Lickers. Affiliated with Affliction.
Affiliated with
BoardShorts.com
In perpetuity with Ben Pixels.
Dude, I almost forgot. Yeah, Ben Pixels is here
too, man, handing out
copyright infringement claims to everybody.
Here it goes.
Changing the lineup.
And it breaks my heart to say this, but don't worry.
I'm making it up to you guys.
Joey Diaz cannot leave New Jersey.
His book is dropping, and he messed up his schedule
so he can't come out to L.A. on that Friday and make it happen.
So I called up another big dog.
I went, all right, Joey, I'll figure it out.
And we have Donald Cowboy Cerrone filling in for the great Joey Coco Diaz.
Hey, that was good.
The Coco part at the end.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, credit, let's give credit where it's due.
That was not bad impersonation of Coco.
All right.
So I kind of created a narrative here, dude.
Okay.
Painting a narrative for you.
So who's replacing Coco Diaz?
Donald Cowboy Cerrone.
And this next clip is called Cowboy
is Certainly Having Fun, posted by
Unlike Garage 8135.
Or the pale girl.
And I like the pale girl, yes.
Number three. Number three for the win.
She got a stupid ass.
He looks like he wants to leave.
I never had so many girls grab my dick in my life.
That day.
That day.
That Hurley thing?
That Hurley thing.
That picture.
Let me ask you this.
Were you the only...
Oh, man.
Yeah, he'd rather be anywhere else sitting sandwiched between Schaub, the dumbest person
on earth, and then Rampage is like, God knows what he's going to say, you know?
Yeah.
Just ruin your ability to get him in an interview again because rampage does something nuts yeah then shop's too
stupid to check him on it i feel like he was kidnapped what's that i feel like he was kidnapped
yeah it really looks unhappy to be there he's got the phone out hoping that it'll ring he's like
i'll come but i'm not saying a word. What's that?
My daughter's on fire.
Construction happens.
Yeah, they're doing construction.
They actually are huge fans of Bapa.
Yeah, this is probably BGL's construction company.
Okay, so back to the story here, which is the Calabasas.
How does it say?
How does the shop say it?
How would you say Calabasas? Yeah. That's a say it? How would he say it? Calabasas?
Yeah.
That's a good question.
Calabasas B.
Carl Basset.
Carl Basset.
Carl Basset, fight companion B.
This one's called, he made sure to bring up the flyer.
So this whole thing about the flyer.
This is posted by the real Mr. Versace.
Was it a day ago?
Theo said he was going to be tough, but put me on the flyer, promote me. Was it a day ago? Theo said he was like,
it's going to be tough,
but put me on the flyer,
promote me,
I should be able to make it.
And then yesterday was like, I can't do it.
And then that's when
I hit up everybody.
That's how I put it.
I know, to be fair,
he was like,
I'm down to do it.
I'd love to do it.
He's like,
I don't know if I'm being down,
but put me on the flyer,
I should be able to do it.
No, no.
If you tell somebody
to put you on the flyer,
I'm sorry,
I don't give a fuck
who I say to his face. Yeah. Somebody put you on the fucking flyer. It puts be able to do it. If you tell somebody to put you on the flyer, I'm sorry. I don't give a fuck who I say to his face.
Somebody put you on the fucking flyer.
It puts me in a tight spot.
You know what I'm saying?
This type of person I am.
The problem was that I didn't put you on the flyer.
No, no. If somebody put you on the fucking flyer,
you got to cancel
whatever the fuck you got going on.
That's funny that he's like, as soon as I heard
that he wasn't coming, that's when I was like, you losers.
I'm going to call you.
He's kind of like that vibe. You guys are second
string. And then he botched
problem. He said, pop, pop, pop,
something like that. He just got
random dudes. That's that guy that's like,
you know, remember that guy from
the last clip? He's the guy in the far left.
We still don't know who he is.
No.
He's not the same guy?
Oh, wait.
Adam 22?
No, no, no.
Not Adam 22.
The guy with the hat on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it's the same guy.
No jumper.
I know that guy.
And so this is from the Calabasas Fight Companion.
It's called Get Rampage in Apron, Mr. Schwab Longcut.
Posted by Genghis can't the fight league is growing
Yeah, you know, you know what he's about, right? Yeah. You want it you want to get your own team one day?
That'd be fun. That'd be dope. Yeah, cuz you're involved with it, right? Yeah
Yeah, I would love for you have your own team and my team. That'd be cool your team. Yeah, that'd be fun
Yeah, I'd say I'd say after you beat them
eat their asses. You're right about AJ's shit, isn't he?
Fuck no.
Fuck that.
When it comes to that shit, I'm competitive when it comes to that shit.
I love that, man.
If Mr. Swap get his own team, I want—
Did I say it wrong?
Shop.
Shop.
Fuck.
I don't know.
It's all good.
I'm drunk.
Swap.
Shop.
Can I tell you something?
He has a very unusual name.
Yeah, it is.
I should have—
Yo! Fuck! I'm the road man, dude. It's Swap. Shop. Shop. Fuck that. He has a very unusual name
Shop
What's our yeah never big brown you've been doing that your whole life what because his last name is harder to say he's been out of it for a bit big brown's like when you first got started was that like
something you did your whole life up no fuck no i never i didn't grow up fighting at all i grew up
playing football and being a goofball i said ball twice how do you say his last name how'd you end
up shop i'm sure i could look that up He's like
I grew up
Fighting?
No I grew up selling comic
I was a businessman
I sold comic books
I was a business kid
You know
That's what I did
I didn't start fighting
Until I gadooshed my roommates
Until I threw a guy
Out of a window
Unfortunately
Falling into fighting
Is just not something
I can believe
I'm not like Calvin
Calvin Is falling into fighting is just not something I can believe. I'm not like Calvin.
It's falling into fighting is just not something I can.
Schwab.
Well, there's Charles.
The guy who fucked up was Charles Schwab.
Yeah, that Charles Schwab.
Charles Schwab was like the financial dude. Can I tell you something, brother?
What, man?
You have a hard name.
You think?
Fuck yeah.
Yours is Quentin, though.
That's tough.
Come on.
It's a lot more Quintins than Brendons. Schwab. How you say his last name? I don't think. I think Brendan is a more common name than Quentin though that's tough come on it's a lot more Quintins than Brendons
I think Brendan
is a more common name than Quentin
you think so?
and then really people call you Rampage
which is really unique
so awkward dude
yeah he didn't look at him the whole time
and he kept saying his name over it
and he also has all this monster stuff on all of a sudden
you notice that he didn't have it on before monster shirt monster hat on these shows that they
just come in and they're like all right put on the jacket yeah true shirt monster shoes put on
the monster glasses they should just keep putting stuff on them monster bandana all right guys more
monster stuff put it on notice how cowboy didn't say anything the whole time, too. Cowboy's just silent. He does not want to be there, I don't think.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Calling in favors, B.
Life rips.
All right, so this next one's called Spin It Out Scoob,
posted by Roganishortypie.
Again, the more acting, as a, I mean, you're the mayor of New Jersey.
I mean, you're the face of New Jersey. I mean, you're the face of New Jersey.
Did he kind of give you...
I mean, you're the guy that is in...
It's so hard.
It's so difficult for Sean.
Okay, so this next one's called
Brenda Using Others' Name and Image for His Own Benefit,
A Tale as Old old as time posted by
sprout cobain special announcement coming in hot added to rough and rowdy 19 december 9th i put
together one hell of a crew together one hell of a crew it's like are the numbers not right what's
going on are you doing the stream no i don't know i didn't make that deal i don't know i just got put on the flyer i guess um it look i saw it's shab it's your face who are the other
i'm talking about it's joey diaz but he got replaced i can can't make it, though. Is Theo's face still on the flyer?
Yeah.
Fuck.
Take me off the flyer, dog.
I don't know a lot about this.
Replace me with Adam 22.
The guy from No Jumper with the prostitutes or whatever.
We didn't.
It wasn't through us.
Hey, can you replace me with that guy?
Can you replace me with that guy that has all the tattoos?
That would be good. Can you replace me with that guy that has all the tattoos?
That would be good.
Can you replace me with Rampage Jackson?
He's going to call you Schwab.
Hey, Schwab. Your name's stupid, man.
We're being sex trafficked, bro.
I don't know how this is happening, son. Do I have you?
Why is Killian Murphy or whatever
that actor in this
i don't know dude this is it gives me stranger and stranger every week yeah all right so we all
know it but uh this one's called walking counterdiction okay so you know what that means
in english right well um oh well yeah walking contradiction yeah good job Good job. This one's posted by fake Conan. I know I look like
this stuff doesn't bother me. That stuff does not bother me. It hurts my feelings, man. It always
has. I get it. That doesn't bother me, but I'm telling you now. So all you guys know, I'm telling
you, it hurts my feelings more than, you know, that stuff that I have the thickest thing you've
thickest skin of anybody you've ever met.
And that's why I'm not on social media. And a lot of people can handle social media.
God bless you, man. I wish I could. I'm too sensitive. That stuff does not bother me.
Man, it's hard to tell what the truth is with him because you hear it both ways from him.
It doesn't bother him, but then it bothers him a lot.
He's not on social media, but then you look at his posts
and he's commenting back to people.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Great.
Good.
Thank you, man.
You're the best set at the club that night.
Thanks for being part of Thick Boy Nation or whatever he says.
I mean, you're pretty bad with technology
in general. Yes, correct. Very bad.
Do you think Brandon's any better
than you at technology?
That's tough. I mean, like I was saying
before the show, Cooney meets technology
or Cooney plus technology is tragedy.
Yes.
I mean, yeah, I'm probably better than him
at tech. So he definitely
has somebody running his social media accounts for him.
Right, right, right, right.
Of course, yeah.
That was a little bit blog bus of me to think that he was doing it himself.
Yeah, he's like, how do you comment, you know?
He doesn't even know how to comment.
He doesn't read the comments.
He doesn't read the comments.
He probably doesn't comment either, really.
Yeah.
You're right.
You're right, Chen.
All right, so this next one's called Every King Needs His Rolls Royce, posted by Spawn of Skip. Now, just're right. Right, Jim. All right. So this next one's called every king needs his Rolls Royce posted by spawn of
skip.
Now it just stay in his drawer.
You can pull up in a brand new Royals Royce phantom.
You're like,
let's do dinner or something.
We go in his car.
He has this giant Royals Royce.
He's in a three piece suit and he's driving a Royals Royce.
Yeah.
I'd be like,
what?
I think about this the other day,
it's him and his wife in a brand new,
like Bentley or Royals Royce. And'd be like, what? The other day, it's him and his wife in a brand new Bentley
or Royals Royce.
It's like having a fucking Chrysler 300
and a real Royals Royce Phantom
pulls up and you're like, oh, you're
great. You're a Chrysler 300.
That's a Cat Williams joke.
What? The Phantom
versus the
what is it called? Cadillac
as whatever that car is.
No, the Cadillac.
Coupe de Ville?
It looks like a Rolls Royce.
Oh, I don't know what that is.
I don't even know what a Rolls Royce is.
Cat Williams joke is, you think it's a Rolls Royce.
It's a real Rolls Royce pull-up, man.
He just did a Cat Williams joke.
Oh, wow, he just did a Cat Williams joke.
Papa, come on, man.
Dicey, dicey, Papa.
Dicey, dicey. he's a royals royce you ever seen a 300 next to royals royce
300 yeah the chrysalis 300 yikes yeah i mean that why doesn't anyone again why won't his
friends tell him that it's a rolls royce yeah and then this one is not the um speech impediment if that even exists really it's he
literally he legitimately thinks that rolls royce is called royals royce yeah somehow that's a but
that could be part of the cte for sure i mean also too it could just be something that he's like no
i'm never going to change how i say it no i think he probably thinks he's either thinks it's called
royals royce or it's like some part of the dumb brain you know it's just yeah cannot process the
word what actual thing is all right so this next one's called another hater of the tiger thick
sweet nectar name talking about xj posted this one i'll just tell you from the listener standpoint
where as we drink more too we got to make sure we're not having two different conversations
yeah i'm lit right now.
Tiger thick.
Can I say I don't like the name, but I like the drink.
You're like Rogan. Don't like the name.
Rogan don't like the name? He was like, I love the whiskey.
Don't like the name. I was like, well. Well, Rogan is smart.
Well, not when it comes to marketing.
If it was stand-up or
business-wise, I'll listen.
But marketing, I'll take it from there.
Marketing?
He's a marketing king. He's it from there. Marketing. Marketing.
Yeah, he's a marketing king.
He's a numbers guy.
He knows per capita what they're selling, B.
He's a marketing genius, as they say.
Thick Boy Squad.
I mean, whenever people see Thick Boy stuff in nature, they take pictures of it,
and they're like, I cannot believe this is real.
Someone is wearing
this i wouldn't even wear my thick boy shirt to the gas station the other day i i did you did yeah
one day when we were recording and i was wearing the shirt i went out and about and i had it on
all right so this is the last clip for today it's another throwback it's called classic clip
lip read or lying read that gets called out by Misha Tate.
Oh, that's who that is.
Posted by,
do you even double leg?
I mean, that's a problem, right?
I mean,
I'm saying that happens
very much to me.
It's not a problem for me
because I really
don't fuck with it
at all.
I post, I get out.
I post what I need,
and I get out.
I don't see anything.
So I have no idea
what you've been up to.
I have no idea
if they post something dope. I don't find out fight announcements until I'm like at need and I get out. I don't see anything. So I have no idea what you've been up to. I have no idea if they post something dope.
I don't find out fight announcements until I'm at Starbucks and a fan is like,
dude, did you hear Misha's back?
That's how I found out.
Starbucks.
Well, how do you find out about all this stuff?
What do you mean?
She's like, have you heard about this story?
We were all like, no.
And you're like, I did.
Worldstar.
No, not Worldstar.
I read news.
If I'm on my phone, I'm reading.
Right.
I'm not on social media.
Well, that's the thing.
I don't know. I feel like it just sucks me in. I don't know my phone, I'm reading. Right. I'm not on social media. Well, that's the thing. It's like, I don't know.
It just still like, I feel like it just sucks me in.
I don't know.
No, it does.
Dude, I was like that forever.
It took.
And then you just.
Yeah, had to.
You had to be disciplined.
Had to.
I admit, I admit I'm an addict.
Malik and Chappelle are like, good God.
He's lying.
What are we supposed to do?
Yeah.
Do we make fun of him for lying?
No, they're not even allowed to talk about they want
stand-up yeah literally there's topics they're not allowed papa doesn't want them to breach
you know yikes dicey dicey i like how she called him out that was funny what oh he's like but how
do you know about this stuff you're kind of changing the narrative she's homeless
misha tate's like she's secretly super homeless.
Like, how did you know about that, you fucking redact?
What, are you going to ask me to walk you to your truck next?
Changs, and she's like, P.F. Changs.
She takes off her shirt.
She has a big Ariel Helwani face on her shirt.
Yeah.
That could have been great, Misha.
You missed an opportunity there.
Yeah. All right. All right, wellisha. You missed an opportunity there. Yeah.
All right.
All right.
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