10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub UNFOLLOWED THE COMEDY MOTHERSHIP! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #98

Episode Date: April 18, 2024

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Come to my truck, you're a chick I am friends with Brogan Magic mind, magic mind Then I pee in the sink Take your time, hurry up Chin is yours, don't be clear Take a pic, talk or search As a joke, Dicey

Dicey Dicey Dicey Dive Sea Yeah One, two, three Stop for my favorite time of the week 10 minutes to shop. Thanks for tuning in. As always, join the Discord, join the Reddit, join our Patreon. We did an extra episode, deity. We also do stand-up reviews on there. Some of the popular ones have been Rogan Schultz,

Nanette, Jim Brewer. Yeah. Jim Brewer does that out of his ass. He says people talk out of their butts. Also, I got a show coming up this Thursday at Brea Improv with Jerry Garcia. Also, April 27th at Flappers.

Yeah, we're both on a Flappers show. I might be on it. I think I'm on it, but it's in the air. It's not in the air. He's on the show. Okay, there we go. It's been guaranteed. So yeah, come to that.

But that's not why they're here. Are they having their shows? Yeah, I'm going to be in San Diego on April 26th. it's been guaranteed so yeah come to that and then but that's not why they're here though unless are they have other shows uh yeah i'm gonna be in san diego on april 26th the day before flappers and then uh at the laugh factory in san diego and then june 6th 7th uh in san diego at the mic drop boom i'm not a numbers guy but that go to those shows yeah um all right that's not why you're here though you're here to watch tim as a shop. So start the timer. Play the chin clip. All righty.

We got way too many fucking clips to chin today, dude. It's a little different. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So we'll just ride the wave, you know? I'm going to start out with the most gadushable clip today. Right. Which is an episode two of something that we executive produce, apparently.

Oh, you credit us again. Yeah. Oh, you haven't seen it yet? oh yeah no no i have not seen it yet dude oh dude it is pretty uh netflix great clip never seen it's posted by owen the video editor it's called schwab wars episode two the magic of the mayor and if it gets gadoosed off youtube well you know i'm saying it'll be on our patreon let's see yeah a long time ago in a galaxy not the state far far away genius genius straw wars dude the magic of the mayor.

Can we read it off? I called when the pandemic was over. Your boy called it because this isn't life inside L.A. politics baseball here. You guys will get this reference because it went viral for everybody in the world because the mayor of L.A., Garc trash he's been shoving masks in our throats for three years mr mask save a hoe for three fucking years and then he goes to the super bowl last year when the rams won he took a picture next to magic johnson without a mask saying jose i would wear a mask around magic johnson right you guys know why come on it's early be cool cool. Don't make me say it. AIDS. Anyway, if I was in

the Sam Rowe, Jack Johnson, I'd have a ducking Samson's face on it. I was not expecting the fucking San Jose Jack Johnson. Fuck, dude. He pulled that from the... That's awesome, Owen. Shout out to

Brendan Walsh. Thank you, dude. Thank you, Owen. San Jose Jack Johnson, dude. What's up, Dallas? What you got? Look at you. I'm not used to this. Dallas is a little different.

There's some ladies in the crowd. Right. I'm not used to that. My demo, 18 to 36 bros. That's what I specialize in. Dude, this part is so fucking funny. He's just like Interesting oh really dude let's show ds dude really yeah I was hoping for a minute, minute, minute. This music is intense. Yeah. This would be good for Shob in general.

Shout out John Williams. I'm not stuck because it's all over. I thought I'd be willing to die for my wife, and then those two babies came to this world. I would use her body as a shield to protect those kids. You fucked up. You just had me. You just came.

I'm like, oh, you like Moana? Like, that's your shit, right? Luke, I'm your papa. I look like a great white shark, but in my DNA, I'm a dolphin. I'm kidding. So here goes the shout out here, dude. Thickboy Network. John Africa.

Yeah. You'd say George David Lucas. I said say it. That was a shot. Dallas, Texas, Blackfish, Brian Callen. I had no clue.

Oh, fuck. Owen, the video editor. Wow, thanks, Owen. It doesn't matter. But damn, thanks for the shout out. I didn't see that coming. You're now one of my North Stars, B. Wow.

Shab was misspelled, but it's awesome, dude. Shab was misspelled, but it's awesome, dude. S-H-A-B-R-A-M-A-F-A-T-U-R-A-N-A-T-A-L. Oh, there will be blood is canceled. No. There will be Shab. Oh, yeah. He canceled your idea. You know you know i mean that's just um

it's an argument between directors and producers which happens all the time that's something if you're in hollywood you know about that created differences b yeah yeah yeah dude i mean well you'll work it out dude yeah dude what did you think fucking i mean another even better than the other one maybe i that was really really really funny yeah you know look at you guys hell yeah well thank you oh and the video editor for the shout out dude you spelled my name correct or wrong this time yeah it's jared oh fuck it's actually jared um but anyways let's get on if that got reduced you can see it on our patreon but check this out dude uh this one's posted by crew lamb tns it says looks like papa got tired of seeing all the killers performing and unfollowed the comedy mothership dude oh fuck as you can see i didn't even know he's

following in the first place well yeah dude only a thousand can follow him yeah yeah that's uh trouble trouble brewing in the shop rogan verse hopefully not dude that's like starsky and hutch ever heard of it well we got some other picture posts dude so i'm gonna try to jump scare you here okay uh yeah yawn is five two by the way as you can see it's probably got an inch on her man you know what i'm saying i don't like the height stuff yeah yeah dude but funny funny yeah undeniably funny uh the next one gosh dang it when the meat isn't rotten it's a good memeable face there dude yeah when the condom's not in the lake right yeah when there's uh when the burger has been uh adequately cooked sorry i didn't know i don't

know if i mentioned the last user but this one's beige brought me here ah good good work beige uh let's see here this one's post by krakinski oh yeah i saw this ready for the wink weekend dude everybody is working for the dig juice yeah it's probably from like when he was in another costume or it looks like it doesn't he's like a cop he has automatic costume posture yeah on the daily with some capris here too daddy uh let's see here okay so this one's posted by skull crusher 44 it's called the shab rogan comedy conflict now we're getting into the clips Okay. So let's see. I've always loved it. I've always loved coming here. It's like when I was like getting ready to go do a gig in Texas,

I was like, oh, we're going to have some fun. We're going to Texas. It's like it's fun. It's a fun place. It's a fun place. It's a fun place. It's a fun place. It's a fun place.

It's a fun place. For God's sake. Why do you do that? I don't know, dude. Why do you have a dragon? What happened? Oh, I thought you were making fun of me. No, no, no.

We've seen this, right? Before? All the clips, when it's like all three of them, dude, they blend in so hard. Well, let's finish it. It's the only state, when I started stand-up, I've never not sold out Texas. Every single show I do, I sell out in Texas.

I love Texas. That's why you got that tattoo? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Houston's good, man. Houston's great. San Antonio's dope. I would move to That's why you got that tattoo? Yeah. Houston's good, man. Houston's great. San Antonio's dope. I would move to,

obviously, I'd love to be here, but I'd move to Fort Worth, Texas. Fort Worth is great. That's real Texas. Fort Worth is great. Get some land. We did the arena there last year.

Yeah, Fort Worth is right outside Austin. It has been a problem, though, because there's a lot of people. It's not my problem, B? A lot of people. Some of them are just, you know, people are weird, like some of them are just, you know,

people are weird like that want a headline and you know that they know, like you know that you're not really a headliner. Like what are you talking about? And me and Rogan had this conversation. I'm not there yet. Condensation? Me and Rogan had this condensation. It was raining outside when we were

talking and I took my favorite shoe and I drank out of my favorite shoe. I was talking outside when we were talking. And I took my favorite shoe. And I drank out of my favorite shoe. I was talking to Rogan this morning. I go, I cannot listen to another podcast of you and anyone you've had at the club, the mothership, and how fun it is. I know. It makes me want to jump off a bridge. He doesn't give a shit about any of that, does he? He just does whatever the fuck he wants in it.

Sometimes it works. He does whatever he wants, and he's the leader of the pack. What'd you rate it? How'd you rate it? On a scale to Brandon Schaub to 10, what'd you rate it? Damn, laughing hard at that. Look, Brandon's my boy, but he needs a handler. He needs someone like me around him all the time

What are you going to do? Duh, duh, nah, nah, nah Here's why And he'll go, yeah, you're right Or if you listen to the wrong people Which I've been, you know, guilty of You listen to the wrong people Hey, you should do this

Or you should do this And you realize they don't have your best interest in hand Then you go down that road Dude, it's like He can say whatever he wants when he's doing this i'm just like yeah daddy keep going dude it make it makes sense when he does this shit and fucking this this whole i know we've seen these things before but the editing here putting it all together it's a really great like this is what this is what has happened you know like on previously seen on change yeah it's very uh jay culver's drake or jay culver's

kendrickish dude yeah exactly it's the two there's not a big three there's just big b oh shit dude there you go that's what that gets dude i don't talk to some of these people i'm like oh what was i thinking why would i do that what about not to and my family was really mad at joe really man i told joe this like not to? And my family was really mad at Joe. Really, man. I told Joe this. My dad was pissed. My brother was pissed at him for that.

You see, it's a little embarrassing. Who is the most hated man on the internet? His name is Hunter Moore. I don't know. Brandon Schaub just went like this. Dude, see? You can't fully hate. Rogan is funny. Whew. Dude, see? You can't fully hate. Rogan is funny.

Yeah. Like, he's got a good show. He's a good host. Sorry. Yeah, sorry not sorry. Cool story, bro. Yeah, dude. That's what I say when people are fucking banging on him, dude.

Cool story, bro. Actually, listen to that laugh. That's pretty funny laughing at B that way. It's contagious. Good luck with that. And I'm in Nashville next Thursday. Two shows, one night only at Zany's in Nashville. Then I'm at the stepmothership Vulcan Friday, Saturday.

Great club. Hate the name. That gay episode? Shut the fuck up. It's been out for three weeks, bro. No, I'm just watching it. I'm just watching it now. Shut the fuck up It's been out for three weeks No I'm just watching it I'm just watching it now Shut the fuck up

Just watch that one You spoiled everything No Those days are over dude You gotta figure it out on your own Yeah I think this time I just don't care

That's where I'm at I gotta be home more I'm gonna pull back from touring so much And I just gotta be home man I gotta I can't care. That's where I'm at. I got to be home more. I'm going to pull back from touring so much. And I just got to be home, man. I got to. I can't miss Tigers games. Can't miss my boss D growing up. Baby girl.

Just I can't do it anymore. I'm tired, man. I'm tired. I'm freaking tired. I will say this, though. What is it? When I watched this shit, my family was pretty mad at Rogan for this. Like, my dad.

My dad was mad. My brother was mad. My mom was like, what the fuck? I wasn't going to be hating on Rogan. But then it's like, dude, get fucking shot in the mothership, man. My whole family is furious now. We used to sit. We would, every night, even though they're in a different part of

the country um different beans cheese beans oh not now okay sorry sorry sorry keep going my bad dude i thought i thought i saw an opening there for a second i i wanted you to keep going oh okay but yeah i mean i could do that for 10 minutes dog you know every night every night yeah i exactly but i already said what I said. Oh, okay. And I fully said it. Oh, okay. Well, let's go to the next one, dude.

I get sad when I think about all the times where people are gadushing Shab. And, dude, it's just like the guy is a beast on the mic and they can't handle him. You're right. You're right. I mean, you said it well. Yeah. Anyways, let's go to this one. This one's posted by Astro Creep Scoo.

It's Steve-O brings up the Shaw-Brown fight with Ronda Rousey. Let's see here. Okay, I have a question. In the... I did too. Watching Travis knock out your unnamed ex-boyfriend, and he said that as he watched the fight, he felt like you could hear him say,

like to this partially unconscious, you know, dude, like Rhonda says, fuck you. And I'm dying to know, did he actually say that? No. He, I like, this is what I like about Steve-O, is that he seems to have pure real joy when he discusses brendan shop's like fucking mishaps and mistakes yeah you know like with the uh when he was talking with tony hinchcliffe about the paper cuts or whatever yeah he's just

dying laughing and then oh no we didn't lose internet do we i think we lost the internet hold on wait we keep talking though oh yeah so uh and he's like is it true that he's gonna interview other people just everyone uh he's gonna be like he's gonna be interviewing jay he's like is it true that um he flipped his whole truck and when he was flipping it he he was like, I peed my pants. There's some... So I heard through the grapevine that there's one time where... He's talking to Carmelo Anthony. There's one time where

Shob's brother thought that you were him. Carmelo's like, I mean, that happened. Isn't it weird how Andrew Schultz talks like you, but he doesn't look like you? The master of the gadoosh. Yeah, I don't know what's happening with the internet, so maybe the streamables are gadooshed right now.

So let's go on to the next clip. There was more to that one, but shout out to the chef. Check him out on Chains. This one's posted by Icarus Lives. It's called Cleansed Kitchen. Boom. Let's see. Oh my goodness. I burned see. Oh my goodness.

I burned it. Oh my God. The stuff's burned. You're cooking in a burnt pan, you fucking dick. Oh my God. Leave it. Leave it. Leave it.

Leave it. Leave it. Leave it. That's like us watching it. Yeah. We now know how, we know how Gordon Ramsay feels from watching Chin Clips.

Yeah, I definitely entered my Gordon Ramsay arc with fucking burger pizza, dude. Can you imagine going to Chin's apartment as Gordon Ramsay and you're just like looking around and you're looking at his stuff. You know the thing he does where he like wipes dust off us.

Dreadful. Dreadful. Disgusting. He looks at the burger pizza and he's like, this is gone. Burger pizza. Mayonnaise. What? Mayonnaise?

Why are the onions burnt on one side? Let's see here. Oh, fucking shit. I think the internet's fucking with us right now, dude. Alright, so we're back. Let's do this nice You blow fire in your face you fucking donkey Okay, oh my god get on the meat section and stay next to him and don't let him cook a fucking thing. And you, open those big eyes and watch what the fuck this guy is doing. Shut it and watch.

Shut it. It's funny, they got that sun-kissed in the camera. You know I gotta have sun-kissed. I love sun-kissed. Hey, Chin, is it true that you don't know how to cook at all dude fucking steve-o dude yeah another character added to the show dee dee um let's see here okay

so we might still have internet problems but it'll be fine this one's posted by i think one of the uh mods right thurman merman isn't he oh yeah yeah yeah great guy never met him uh let's see what this is about it's called theo jelly roll chris de Chris DeStefano, Schultz, Mark Norman, all other careers to Brendan. The delusion is insane. Oh, my God. Let's see. He should have been an agent because he can see talent about five years

before it happens. Before it's full blown. He saw it with Theo, sees it with you, sees it with so many people where he's just like, that guy's going to blow up. Yeah. Me and Berman were talking about this last night. Yeah. Literally.

He would always, he'd always just be like that guy, I'm telling you. The talent scout, dog. Even before Jelly was big, if you went to Nashville, you had to check in with Jelly. Yeah.

They're right themselves, like Nostra, dumbass. who else is a fucking predictor of talent geffen how would you make i don't know but i think it's funny that you have the i think it's funny when people do like black scent without having the voice oh yeah like yeah when i go to nashville i have to check in with jelly you know but andrew schultz would have been like bruh i went to new york bruh i had to check to check in with 50 bro yeah i had to hit my my guy up real quick you know my boy i had to hit my guy up my boy hey when you go to new jersey your boy got to check in with joey coco bro bro you got to check in with the uncle coco bro bros always got to check in with other

bros like if i'm in a bros city bro i'm like what up i hit the i hit the phone hard bro blue blue blue on blue you know i'm saying everybody got iphones nowadays yeah i don't want to see no green bubble ew oh green i didn't know you was like that though but that remind me of jelly rose brother bro green bubble oh yeah for sure jelly rose brother ham sandwich has a green bubble no his name is green bubble and it's also yeah no no i knew i got it that was good but he also has green bubbles all right let's see here let's the internet's trying to get douches left and right the narrative that my internet is bad yeah it will everyone more patreon subscribers so i can get better spectrum it's just a scheduled thing.

They schedule it right before they do it. Yeah. This is us being shadow banned. Yeah. We're being shadow banned. My internet. This one's posted by important jeweler 67. It's called Rick taking the absolute pass out of Charles Schwab to his face

will always have a place in my heart. Let's see. This has been great. It's been fun, man. Yeah. Appreciate you. I'd hug you if I could. have a place in my heart let's see this has been great it's been fun man yeah i appreciate you i'd hug you if i could i'll tell you what come here man really yeah come here oh man that's nice Oh my god Oh fuck

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Take your shoes off. My name's Rick Glassman. This is Charles Schaub. Please follow him at Brendan Schaub on Instagram. And you could also check him out on The Fighter and the Kid. Or you could check him out on King of the Sting. Or you could check him out on Stage. Or you could check him out on King of the Sting, or you can check him out on stage, or you can check him out on the Showtime thing that he does,

or just give him a call. I'll put his phone number up here. Thank you so much for tuning in. My name's Rick Glassman, and as always, have a snap night. That's good. I'll tell you, it's a piece together. Scoot-doo. Chubb'm just like cool

cool story bro he does all of that Shub's like great he's like that's probably the best anyone's ever plugged me dude in his mind he's checking off all the things he's like wait a minute he got all of them except for food truck diaries yeah

yeah yeah is it cool if I go hey Glassman so there's this one time where you had shop on and you called him charles did he like that oh man uh all right let's see what this is about dude uh we got a shout out to the cup of chino you know what i mean yeah i saw this this is a great one i haven't seen it yet let's see uh this is posted by brain Raza Alexandros. It's called JJ Watt referring to a guy who claims to have had, quote, a cup of coffee in the NFL.

Let's see. So a lot of people will say, like, I played in the NFL for a cup of coffee because, like, they came in for their three-week, four-week training camp, got cut, and they never actually played in a real NFL game or something. But that's another big difference between Premier League and... Yeah, it's crazy. Football players, dude, they're just like us, right? I mean, we drink a lot of coffee. Yeah. Brennan Shaw drank coffee,

and then I guess a lot of guys drink coffee while they're practicing. That motherfucker homeless as hell, bro. JJ. JJ Watts, confirmed homeless. Yeah, dude. Shout out to JJ. I think he was also in the burt video right wasn't he in that i don't know doing the push-ups of one of the wad brothers okay yeah yeah dude he's like enough of this shit i gotta speak up dude yeah dude i'm sure

both wad brothers are homeless yeah dude virtually identical uh we got there's a lot of random chin cuts in here dude so apology for the jump scares to people. But this is OK Cupcake 8101 posted this one. It's called I think the point of food is to keep it in your mouth and chew. But whatever. Pause, bro. Let's see here. It's very delicious.

Oh, no. Why? Damn. Yeah, dude. We got to do something about these clips on here, dude. I? Damn. Yeah, dude. We got to, mods have to do something about these clips on here, dude. Like, I don't like seeing it. Right?

He's not, I mean, it's like, was that the first time you've ever eaten a bond meat? Yeah, dude. I mean, you're letting it fall out of your mouth, dude. I know. When you shove. It's going everywhere, dude. You need a straw for that sandwich? It's just disgusting. I don't know why you do this.

It's like so much protein is falling out of there dude it's like if i would understand if you let some of the shell fall but or is he like or sorry go ahead it's like as if he doesn't want it to too it's like he's looking down like how is this happening it does seem like that yeah or is it that he's like a comedic genius he's like jim carrey, food falling out of the mouth, being wacky. You know, if it smells like wacky and it looks like wacky, it might be wacky. But he's being pretty serious. It's just one sense of wackiness happening. You just see something wacky.

I just had to play the devil's assistant there. And you know what? Do more power to you, B. You know, playing these clips is always dicey because it's a Showtime thing or Bravo thing. I just had to play the devil's assistant there. Yeah. And you know what? Do more power to you be, um, you know, playing these clips is always dicey because it's a Showtime thing or Bravo thing, but fuck it, do we ball?

Uh, this is posted by one usual 44 60. It's from the Grammys to pulled hammies. The fall off needs to be studied and it's a great shot, dude. I just want to Marvel at this really quick. Oh yeah. Look at that.

Whoa. Yeah. Wow. Slow-moanderpump rules type deal yep there we go i actually was on a vanderpump rules uh slow-mo shot or what is it set day oh yeah yeah it was so many hot chicks just oh really dude that's cool yeah nice um it was a dark time. It was a special time, dude. Yeah, man. All right, let's get back into some podcasting. That's what we discuss here, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This one's posted by Brandon Puig 3. Update on coaching Little League. Asterisk T has attitude problems. Uh-oh. Do you want to guess what's going to happen here or just want to let it roll? His son's not playing hard enough. Bro, I already have an issue with the fucking jersey.

Oh, yeah. What does it say? Oklahoma. Yeah, why? And he's got a King fucking motorsport hat on, dude. Yeah. I mean, he just has the most shirts. Yeah.

I used to think it was the shoes because he's all in the shoes. But the amount of shirts that he has sports jerseys in particular has got to be i mean how many closets does this guy have yeah how does he fit in them only a thousand closets can do it dude let's see well and then he just started pitching and they had him starting pitcher and then batting fourth right so he's like a little tani and his mom knows baseball they her side of the family like eat sleeps and lives they know baseball her brother went very far in baseball they went to all his games travel they know baseball say it once bro we get it the first

time we get it and i feel like the reason he's saying it so many times it's because they don't know baseball oh Oh yeah. I mean, that's actually, you know what? That is probably what it is. It's the opposite. But what I was thinking,

my, my painted narrative brain was he's saying it over and over again because they're Latina, you know, like, you know, they're looking, he's,

he's doing coded Mexican stuff. Like, you know, Mexicans love baseball, dude. They're fucking balls deep. Yeah. So that's why i think he's doing oh man let's see here baseball and when tiger first started pitching uh joanna

goes he doesn't like pitching i was like what are you talking about then you know i'm a coach there too so i just go you know i just go they want to to talk to your pitch. And then they had him start. I'm a coach there too. So I just go. Yeah. He doesn't know what he's talking about. His brain doesn't work as fast as the words that come out. So it's like he has these mannerisms. He just always says.

Yeah. Yeah. He's always like loves playing baseball. And then he would show some signs where like, he just thought down the middle, what are you doing? Let's go here. And then yesterday at the game, I was like, hey, you're going to close out the game, man. We need you.

Let's go. And you can tell his demeanor's a little different. I'm like, oh, that's weird. So whatever he does, thing, strikes out three guys. But his mood is awful. His attitude's awful. And that's not like him. Like, what the fuck?

And even the coach is like, what's going on with him? I'm like, I don't know, man. So then goes in for the second inning, throws a strike. But he threw over, at a strike but he threw over at this level he threw over like 60 pitches so i have to take him out but his attitude's awful i couldn't figure out so we get it dude his attitude was different the worst you've ever seen i'm like that is not my son what the hell's going on and that is not my son you have to worry with brennan that he really thinks that though like literally he's like wait a minute he's latino right and uh we get back and i'm talking to him

and i was like i don't like i don't get it man like you haven't been pitching that long you you can pitch dude like most kids came with those strikes you're striking kids out how are you not excited about this what if deep fake story he has a punch line at the end of this like he goes what's going on man like why are you so different is it because and he pulls this off the table it's like you didn't have your rain today promo code shot my my wife she knows baseball trust me she baseball she knows it all the baseball she knows dude i know rain energy works on my son when he pitches he keeps going that would be what he would do if he's funny yeah god damn it throw some jokes in this story brandon something else

that works for my son magic mind dude my i forced my son to have magic mind rain blue chew he's hard as fuck out there pitching those balls dude look at the ridiculousness of the rain that's in it's like blue and purplish and flavor is that we need to get bro we need a bigger studio we need more rain we need fucking studio more rain right let's go for it what are you gonna say so i was gonna say dude oh i thought you're gonna add more things i was gonna oh my bad my bad you go no please go rain bigger studio these chairs magic mind black rifle like fish black fish uh an orca the pictures of an of uh us with celebrities like p davidson yeah and nanette with a bunch of guns pointed towards her right yeah dude kimbo slice that would be amazing and then and then we could start slinging dick

dude that's what i was gonna say someday dude someday yeah i i was i want to do a spoiler alert yeah the rain energy drink that's in his thing i saw a clip already pretty sure that's the new flavor sour gummy worm oh right dude is it anything like cherry lime i don't know because i wouldn't as i've said drink that at gum but uh yeah uh they don't have cherry limeade there dude that's reserved for raccoon tweedies only yeah you ain't got it all right you're not like that bruh you're not like us dude There's levels to this shit, bro. We don't have internet here, dog. Our studio comes with no internet plan, bro.

We ain't got nothing on the walls, B. Aside these stickers, bro. He was like, I don't know. I don't know if he didn't want to like. Or maybe he didn't understand what was going on with himself. He did. Well, the thing is, and what I realized last night is a, I was missing the signs. He doesn't like pitching,

but I was like, no, do it like the team needs you. You're going to do this. So that's on me. Notice how the one on the right or the, on our left is just there. It's a gun,

dude. It's a gun. This is a gun pointed at his son. The CT is scary. Yeah. Oh, you don't like pitching? Oh, that's interesting because I just drank out of my favorite shoe and I feel a little different.

And there's ladies in the crowd tonight. Yeah. He's pointing to the ladies in the crowd tonight. You're going to do bad in front of them. You're going to pitch. You got a lot of ladies in the crowd tonight. You're going to do bad in front of them. You're a bitch. You got a lot of ladies in the bleachers. B, and he said this. He goes, just because I'm good at something doesn't mean I have to do it.

Damn. Yep, big boy, big boy statement. Damn. And I was like, but you do, right? No, I didn't say that. And then, but C, what I realize is he doesn't know how to, Oh, he does. He, he doesn't know how to deal with failure. And when I think failure, I can't even say it the way he said it.

Failure. I think he said failure, but that's almost right. He said, I don't know. He said failure. And then, uh, but see what I realized is he's, he, he doesn't know how to, he does. He, he doesn't know how to deal with failure. And when I think- Failure.

He almost got it. Failure. I think he got closer than I thought. Yeah. But it sounds weird. Yeah. Only 1,000 dudes. Back on all the stuff we've done.

So Jiu-Jitsu dominated right away. Dominated. Gifted, right? Nobody beat him ever. They took everybody down. Football, undefeated. Never had any issues. MVP, no issues

at all. Baseball, he's only eight months in. Made the all-star team, made a travel team, MVP of the team, didn't know how to fail. Now it's different, a little more competitive. He's never pitched before. A lot of that, he's gotten off with his athletic ability. He's put a lot of work in. Pitching, you can't, just because you're big, strong, and faster. Pitching gets yourself some ways too. But pitching is, you got to have the mechanics. He's put a lot of work in pitching. You can't just because you're big, strong and faster. You can get yourself some ways to you, but pitching is you got to have the mechanics and he doesn't have those tools. So when he throws a ball or, you know, he's down on the count, he doesn't know how to manage it.

So he's getting really frustrated. Today, junior, some boring shit. He's not messing up words. I'm just bored by it. Yeah, I'm pretty bored. God damn. I want him to start talking about orcas, dude, or something like interesting, dude. boring shit he's not messing up words i'm just bored by it yeah i'm pretty bored god damn i i want him to start talking about orcas dude or something like interesting dude so he wasn't good at pitching so i took him to sea world yeah and i'm like yeah and so i brought my

arowans out and we started fucking eating fish together dude yep yeah illustrated and like the you're there's so much pressure yeah and he just you know and i said i was talking to the head coach last night he's like dude t just laughs non-stop he's the life of the team he has so much fun he's hitting home doing his thing and he goes if you notice this season he's not smiling as much he's like the only thing that's changed is pitching i was like all right so then last night T was just about to go to bed. I woke him up. I'm like, hey, buddy.

Because we had this long talk about his attitude. And I just told him, I said, hey, you're not going to pitch anymore. And he was so relieved. Wow. And, dude, I couldn't sleep. I felt so bad. I'm like, how did I not see this? It's all right.

Oh, man. I know how you didn't see it. You're drinking too much Tiger Thick. Yeah. Because you're drinking too much tiger thick yeah no he's just because you're dumb yeah so I was hoping that he would pull the rain out

and be like you're going to keep pitching but here's a free rain yeah you know but I think you're going to like it after you have a sip of this sour gummy worms

by rain try some ozempic don't know until you know until he shows signs I think i think everybody else could see it but i think because of the level of sports i played i'm like no do it dude like this is what we need grind through yeah i couldn't sleep just because i was like how did i not see these signs and i felt bad you already said this dude what the fuck there's no repeating in baseball there's no baseball in repeating.

Also, from where I come from in sports, it's like, yeah, it's going to be tough. You figure it out. And at eight, when it's taking the FUD out of it, like the reason we do it. The FUD out of it? The FUD, dude. You always have to have FUD. Dude, that's why I like this show because it's fucking FUD, dude. Yeah, you don't play baseball for the fucks of it. For the FUDs of it.

Oh, man. There's a never-ending stream of fucking bullshit here. The F in the back is for fud. I was wondering that whole time, like, why is there an F? Oh, because he's a fighter. And it's red. He has fun doing it. Yeah.

Poppy, I like how your outfit matched the F behind you. he has fun doing it right yeah jeez papi I like how your outfit matched the F behind you listen bro it's the same color as a hot cheeto papi I would stop

but I felt awful awful well you know I apologize you don't know though until you sometimes it's really easy

to miss those signs I think part of the problem is because I'm so close to him, I'm always with him and with the team. And you know, so. So you didn't. The eye roll,

dude, is dope. You saw that? I'm always with them and with the team. I work so hard. You know, I can't be expected to just know people don't like to do things. They tell me they don't like to do.

Yeah. Like I wasn't, but you like to do it. You don't like to do it. Dude, this, you like to do it. You don't like to do it. Dude, this is what I haven't seen it, but we were talking about we've been waiting for something like this. I think this is an old clip though.

It's posted by Max Powerbike. It's called OJ Simpson Dies at 76. He was accused of murdering Hollywood actress Nicole Kidman. I don't think I've ever seen this though. Let's see. Correct. Like OJ Simpson can't make money off. When he was

in jail he couldn't make money. He couldn't, no. You can't profit off of the crime that you committed. But like I thought he has that thing with the NFL where he gets money because he retired. That's different though. That's just football. They're not paying him because he murdered Nicole Kidman. Yeah.

Oh, fuck, dude. I know, but they're not paying him because he murdered a little kid. Yeah. Oh, fuck, dude. I don't think I have seen that before. Yeah, dude. That was great. They're not paying him because he did that. I mean, he's not, like, dating Miley Cyrus' daughter or anything like that. I mean, we're not praising OJ because he killed fucking Kate Winslet, dude. Right?

Yeah. Oh, man, still going. Aim him because he rushed for 2,000 yards for the Buffalo Bills. I know, but like while he was in prison, he was still getting that money. So that money. I like how they were like, we're not going to address the Cole Kidman thing, dude. He probably talked to him. He's like, guys, listen, you're great, but you got to stop making fun of me.

He's like, I'm going to fuck up names, dude. That's my thing. Something about my show, two things. All right. I came here to fucking talk or I came here to fuck up names and chew bubble gum. Let me tell you something. I never had any bubble gum. I got nicotine daddy.

This one's posted by Haphazard, one of our guys. It's called He Learned It From You, Bapa. He Learned It From You. Do you want to guess what it is or no? I think it's cutting people off. Or cutting people off, I think. As I was cutting you off. Let's see here.

You saw a fight in your head. No, Tiger, the other day, people from school he rolled down he rolls down the window he sees his friend he's like he's like ty ty i'm like damn dude what are you doing he's like my friend i'm like which friend he's like chocolate the kid with chocolate face amazing amazing whoa because it's not racist because it's not yeah you're right best brains that is an insane thing to say dad why would your son say chocolate face how old is his son i don't know i feel bad i just said it right now i know that's two words that shouldn't chocolate

city okay that's cool right well yeah yeah nobody's going around being like my name is gerardo but my friends call me chocolate face those aren't your friends daddy deity. Yeah, dude. That is very strange. Yeah. I don't mean to seduce your child, though. There's not a racist bone in his body. It's so weird. It's hilarious. You need to lay low. Don't call your new friend chocolate. Yeah, but you know when it's something like that, you know it's like a kid.

Who taught you how to do this stuff? Oh, that's what he learned. Do you like? I'm dumb. Not to interrupt you. I learned it by watching you. You know how people are doing that nowadays? They do like, they'll make themselves, a girl will make herself like Johnny Depp.

Oh, they go Johnny Depp. They go real chocolate face. How do we not see this stuff coming, dude? Oh my God, dude. Fuck Hap. You fucking mad genius. Fucking Hap, dude. He's just in the lab.

He's like Kanye West. What's that lyric? I was four summers. Just creating fucking, this is Vultures 3 of Brennan Child. Vultures 3 by Abhazard. That's what it's called, chocolate face. Back in the day, actors used to do it.

You know? Yeah, they do chocolate face. Alright, enough. Stop saying it. But to him, it's just like chocolate. Like my chocolate friend. I saw you on Snapchat with Theo.

Snapchat is like the worst. With me with Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw you on Snapchat with Theo. It's just that Snapchat is like the worst. It's the worst. With me with Theo? No, Chris. He's like trying to, Eric's like, all right, okay, that's enough of the chat. I said Snapchat though, right guys? They're all in their 50s. We all are on Snapchat, right?

Chris DeLeo's like, oh, thank God he's changing the subject. Snapchat. He's like, oh, fuck. He's like, thank god he's changing the subject snapchat he's like oh oh dude yeah that's crazy you know when when shop got the c clamps out and they start rotating it's gonna be different daddy bro when i get back on snapchat bro all right let's see the next clip here dude great clip hap uh as you see, the internet does not like us today. Get this fucking red bar for every clip here. This is another Hap hazard clip, dude.

He's watching. It's called, he flipped his truck so he was invited to race a class one vehicle. All right. Your computer hates us, dude. Is the class one vehicle a fucking bug? Let's see. I'm laughing at that. I love the player check thing.

I don't know what it is or why it happens, but it makes you so mad. Let's see. What's up, guys? Welcome back to the channel. Now, last time you saw me, I flipped my TRX. Oh, no. It was terrible. One of the worst moments of my life.

But something good did come out of this whole mess. Fox News, daddy. The way Matt Martelli called, who owns the Mint 400 and has an extensive background in off-road racing. Matt, first of all, dude, that, dude, this beard is real, dude. I don't understand what's going on there. Why can't he shave one side? Do you think he accidentally shaved this off? You what i really think it is dude what he's been doing so many c clamps that his fucking beard is starting to become a c clamp you know i'm saying hilarious

yeah it is kind of it is like a c he has a c on his face dude wild if he didn't have a three, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I know what you're saying. Two C's three C's right there. It came from him, dude. That's what I'm saying, dude. Three C's. I did not see that coming. If I said I had a C on my face, you would agree. He goes, dude, you're

building some crazy vehicles, a lot of horsepower and you need to learn how to properly drive these things so you don't get hurt. And so you can have some fun. I went, let's do it. Show me the ways. I went, what do I do? He goes, well, we're going to connect you with some of the best off-road racers in the world.

And you should probably compete in the MIT 400. I said, say less. Say less. Say less. He was telling me there's a bag on the floor. I said, I'm going to scoop that up. Say less. Say less. He was telling me there's a bag on the floor. I said, I'm going to scoop that up. Say less. He would use that in a boardroom meeting.

Remember how he said people on his board for his show? They're talking about numbers. And he's like, say less, King. We are investing in food trucks. So then I went to Nashville. You know I got to check in with Jelly Roll when you're in Nashville. Say less. Did that.

You know. Scooped up the bag. Drove up on a fucking bug. Class one. Hey, Brandon, what did you say when they were, like, talking about that mint race? Say less, bro. Say less, King. Weren't you, like, behind Brendan Chom during that whole race and then he got last place?

What was that like? It was just so happy. Arizona, I linked up with the Rigid Race team, and they put me in a Class 1 car. These things are fast. These things are wild. It was so much fun. So I'm telling my buddies. They saw me post all the cool highlights in Arizona, me doing my thing.

And BJ Baldwin, Ryan at Kibbe Tech, everyone's like, dude, class one's wild. You're first racing me in a class one vehicle. And I was like, ah, that's, I was like, this, this is what everybody does, right? And he's like, no, dude, that's insane. And BJ was like, dude, it took me years before I got a class one. I was like, I'll figure it out. But being in that class one car, it was so much fun. I thought that's what you did. So much horsepower, so fast, the suspension's on. One thing I'll say about Brennan is he fully commits to bits sometimes. Yeah.

Like this whole truck thing and driving thing, he is really trying very hard to get it to be like his thing that he does. Yep. He's driving in the desert somewhere, some car. I keep saying class one, which is a little bit tilting, but he's doing it. He's doing something. Class one with three Cs, daddy.

Let's see. Unreal. You're clearing rocks and mountains you didn't even think was possible. I thought that was just what everyone did. So fast forward, a few months goes by. Your boy's putting in the training, putting in the time, getting used to the vehicle. I cannot wait. I arrive in Vegas, and I find out that the rigid vehicle is having massive issues, and it's not going to be ready to race.

This happens. So this is nothing new to them. It's devastating to me. So I was like, all right, what do we do now, man? I'm dying inside i'm like what i've wasted my time i've wasted my team's time my manager my brother's here he was all excited he's been training with me i was like the trip's ruined so your boy's feeling down i don't have a car put on all this work and then who do i my mustache looks like a c it's not a bit like a C. It sounded a bit like a rigid residency, dude. It's not going to happen.

Get that street princess in the dirt. All you need to do to fix a rigid car, you know what to do. You turn off traction control, you go Bahamas.

No, Brendan, stay in traction control. I'm going Bahamas. Oh, dude. He flips it. He flipped the rigid truck. That's what happened. Run into my friend for 15 years, the great Donald Cowboy Cerrone.

There's another post on Chang's where Donald Cerrone doesn't follow Brendan Chobb. Doesn't follow him? Yeah. Hilarious. 15 years and he can't even get a follow? Yeah, but I'm not a numbers guy, dude. And he follows so many other people. Yeah.

He goes, I got this Volkswagen bug, dude. i've raced it before fun he goes it's gonna be tough you know it's a stick shift you're gonna see every bump every rock you it's gonna take a lot more brains and brawn and power to finesse this thing to get this through the track through this entire mint 400 the guys are like man if you can get through the mint 400 volkswagen bug you can do this my man if you don't die let's finish it off so let's do it next you know i'm signed up for the mint 400 all right impressive dude yeah dude i mean very impressive only a thousand can do it dude even less than that i think 400 i think uh yeah so what we do on the patreon we we wait for three episodes of uh toontown to drop

and then we're going to review we have part one out already you know what i mean because uh it didn't come from us if it's not three episodes you know but uh we'll be watching and reviewing those that was a little sneak peek, two minutes and 43 seconds of a hot 11 minute episode. That usually takes about four or five months to film, right? Yes. It could,

it could be even be a year. Yeah. It could be a year, but let's move on to the next chin clip. That was a, would you race or no? And I, one of those Volkswagen.

Sure. You know, in a hybrid Corolla dude in last place and in last place is Mr. Cooney with small teeth and big gums alright this one's posted by future addendum 4105

it's called Boppa Catching Strays on Eric Bischoff's podcast new chef at Chang's couldn't help but notice EB's guest mentions an unnamed former ufc fighter buying views on socials and begging him not to do it and ignoring the advice beast it's a wwe guy eric bischoff oh never heard of him i mean i mean your ego ego so there's a there's a there's a i know a lot of guys who worked at the usc for

so long there's i'm not going to mention the name i don't embarrass this person but they have uh chael sonnen envy because their channel is nothing like as well as chael sonnens or michael bisping's and they're like like i'm just going to buy views and i begged this person not to and i and it walked them through exactly why this is a terrible terrible idea like well I'm gonna I've got a sponsor who's paying me 20 grand I'm gonna reinvest 10 in boosting it I was like just doesn't work like that you can't gain the system what you can do and there's a facility on the back end of YouTube is that if you have a 30 second promo, you could boost that. But that is, that's basically an advertisement.

That's no different from saying this side of the on pay-per-view, you know, Hogan versus Stinger, Starkey, don't miss it. But what you can't, when you buy views for your actual videos, you are baffled. YouTube has six algorithms. All they do is try and the best they can every day to serve the right content to the right people and when you add thousands of bots into it you're giving them shit information you're muddying the waters whatever it is you're fucking yourself over bet on yourself dude fuck this guy he doesn't know what he's talking about. I'm sure he's a marketing genius like Shab. Like, who is he?

Some British guy with sauce on him? Yeah, dude. Oh, is that your fucking takeaway, dude? Sorry for cussing so much, but I'm just livid. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Brendan, I think I know how to do it, right? Because when I just started, when you're doing it.

Yeah, dude. Shut up. Suck me off, dude. That's what Brendan's going to say to him. Can you freaking, like, mod a truck? Yeah. Then what are you even doing here yeah dude right how many shoes do you own what kind of car do you drive yeah oh it's a car i drive a truck my life's got salsa all over it dude you know right and yeah yeah oh you don't want bots with fat asses commenting on your shit? I'm sorry.

I can't help you then there. Yeah, dude. Go back to wrestling WCW or whatever. Yeah. Eric Bischoff. What is that? A fucking biscuit with salsa on it? Okay.

Yeah, dude. Banger and mash. You fucking bitch. Sorry. I'm so mad right now. I know. It's okay, man. Chill out. It's all right, dude. It's all good dude it's all good it's all good i'm not even mad anymore okay uh this one's

posted by a deleted account it's called why is he like this i hope it's not pp stains in the front dude oh no i think it might be i remember that like this guy looks really familiar though oh the guy in the here yeah oh well have you seen this clip yet i don't know it's pretty funny okay let's see just chris's son oh yeah yeah oh god you can't do that but you're giving it away what what that you really think that's funny i don't even get it well he has a baby girl and that was a boy. Okay. People call him Waluigi.

Who? Schultz. Oh, right. I started that. It's whatever. Really? Waluigi? Oh, like on, yeah, okay, I get it.

Wow. Like full on clear evidence of CTE, right? This is what you'd show the judge. I mean, the jury. You'd be like, okay. Yeah. He says he doesn't get it. And then he says he started it.

Wait, wait. You guys put him on Adderall? What the fuck? God knows what Adderall really does to him. He's on so many different things. They're counteracting each other, dude. But his brain is sharp. Yeah, nicotine is helping out at least.

All right, so this one's posted by Jabronified, which is a great username, dude. Jabronified, best brains for the arts. It's called Dicey Dicey, whatever happened to Rink's announcement that he was going to be a weekly regular in Texas on Louder with Grifter? Let's see. It's Anthony Jessenick. I've i've seen this one i think i haven't seen this yet who's that fucking loser who's going through the worst divorce of all time right now steven crowder

i've never even heard of that so lucky he's like if joe rogan seems too confusing they like steven crowder tried to be a stand-up he was a stand-up and was the worst stand-up of all time and then was like on fox news as the funny one and he got fired because they were like you're not funny at all and now he's going through like a insane divorce and losing all kinds of money it's hilarious but i was at the comedy cellar when he auditioned the owner had seen him on fox and was like i'd like a conservative voice and then i got to watch him just eat the hottest of hot dicks for five minutes on a sunday every time i see him being like democracy i laugh thinking about what a loser he is we got to get him on the pod

aaron gotta get tucker i want steven crowder's wife on the pod with the kids god damn yeah dude he'll light you up i as i said before i've come i've done a full 180 or i should say 360 to mess it up but uh yeah no i mean he's just coming out of the kitchen with fire when we blow those clubs up. Yeah, dude. I'm going to, like, whenever somebody asks me, who's your favorite comedians,

I'm going to go Anthony Jesselink. With three Cs. With three Cs, dude. There's three Cs in his name. Yeah. It's typically spelled with a K, but really the K represents two other Cs, you know?

Yeah. Jesselink. Yeah. Well, it would be be cool, dude. I know, I'm sorry. I almost said the wrong thing. Yeah, dude, that was weird. What, did you see that? Edit it out, champ.

I got C-clamps on it, dude. Don't worry about it. This one's called RIP Hollywood. It's posted by Chigsby. Let's see what this is. I do think Max can win this fight. I will take Max as the underdog it doesn't be a decision i think max stays on his bike peppers him with the jab doesn't engage in these huge combos with justin where he's gonna get clipped i think he's learned from his fight at 55

with dustin poirier and i don't think he plays that game i think he learned from that with dustin poirier and uh and he fights smart and calculates, stays on the outside. He has the skill to do it. And I do think he's an overall better boxer than Justin Gaethje. I think it shows in this fight. And I don't think it's crazy exciting, but I think Max Holloway wins via decision. Grim Reaper came a knock and B.

I'm assuming Max Holloway lost that fight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or won the fight? No, lost. Lost, yeah. I mean, I don't know for sure, but from the clip, you gotta guess lost. You gotta guess. The L, B. Sorry, I knocked your mic in your face. I'm so sorry. I'm out of control, dude.

I'm sorry. Cut to me. I'm bleeding. I'm like, it's all fine, dude. Oh, man. All right. Well, I'm feeling more redacted already let's see here this is posted by haphazard it's called highlights from the chin vlog you know this is gonna be fucking jam packed with good content

you know some gunfire some gunplay let's see get 10% off your entire order and grab some of these as well we back and there's a helicopter right there why are the cops always after him dude yeah well because they know where the crime is b yeah sir put down the condom fish. I think he's signaling to me that we're going to catch fish.

So let's do it. So what I do is like, I'll... Sir, put down the burger pizza. I'll troll from this bank all the way down and see if i get a bite at this moment i'm trying to go fish but i also have a work call in like 10 minutes so it's kind of a struggle but let's see what i can do before i do the work call let's see if i can troll and do the work call you know what no i'm not doing that i'm gonna freaking do the work haul. Let's see if I can troll and do the work haul. You know what? No, I'm not doing that. I'm gonna freaking do the work haul first. Gosh dang it. You know what? Screw it. I'm putting one line out. This crankbait. I'm putting it out. We're trolling. And I'll do the work call as we troll. So I'm going to keep trolling at about two miles per hour.

And do this work call. All right. Talk to you guys later. So you guys might see me catch a fish right now. We shall see. That would be awesome. Yeah. It's going to be a lot of fun you know i'm out fishing he has like the energy of that that guy scared of his girlfriend and on twitter right fishing's good we're having a lot of fun

trout uh bass crappie bluegill everything i'm actually making a video now you can see that yeah what if it was like barack obama fucking elon musk and jeff bezos on the call i think it's funny they that that he does like a microsoft teams meeting with all the people at thick boy all right guys we're like a zoom like they're in fucking tech, Silicon, uh, thick town. We're working on thumbnails. What are you up to? Chin?

I'm fishing. Calabasas is the, the, uh, the thick, uh, the Silicon Valley of the, uh,

redacted podcast. Yeah. I don't know. I'm lost. I'm lost in the wilderness. I'm trying to make a video. I can catch a fish, but yeah.

Riveting. Oh my god. Just a quick update. No fish. Still trolling. So we're going to keep trolling all the way down to the dam and see what happens. But, you know, I got to be honest. I'm not feeling that confident. However, I do feel like there's a chance.

So we shall see. We shall see. So like Chin is like doing this fishing bit and he's fish. He's talking about fish a lot. Do you think Brendan stole the fish thing from Chin? No, I think Brendan showed Chin blackfish. Okay. And he lost.

He just jumped the shark and was like, you know what, dude? I want it. I'm hungry. Hilarious. Yeah, I'm hungry. He watched blackfish and he got hungry. That's a hilarious take to think watching blackfish would get you more. And not only not just fishing, but also eating fish.

You see this horrifying document. I got to get a fish. I got to eat an orca. You see this horrifying document. I got to get a fish sandwich. I got to eat an orca. Look at this condom. It's kind of hard to tell, but the water is really murky. It's very like brown.

Disgusting. Then why are you fishing in it? I mean, can you guys see? I'm not sure if that affects the fishing or not, but that's what I'm going to blame. It's because it's too murky. Google. No fish were caught. Ever heard of it?

All right. Well, that was blog bussa. Didn't even catch a fish, dude. I feel like we have more chin shit to come coming down the pipe too so it was a rough weekend chin land dude yeah i mean you know what to do when that happens strap the fuck in turn off traction control go baja mode flip your truck all right so this one's a eye roll emoji posted by successful capital 217217. Yeah, dude. There's been YouTube videos already about this episode. I listened to the whole episode because I had nothing to do one day.

Right. And yeah, it's a lot of just Schultz cringe, dude. Oh, no. Yeah. He strapped the fucking daddy. Let's see here. He goes, I stare at my sneakers sometimes for 30 minutes before I put those

motherfuckers on yeah yeah yeah he'll tell you but he always wins it's like dude when I'm taking the lid off that cold plunge

as I'm taking it off he's like don't do it don't do it I'm like shut the fuck up dude good

I can't wait till they show my boy man oh bro I don't think they're show my boy, man. Oh, bro. I don't think they're going to show him. Fuck, bro.

Shit. I'm standing on bitney, B. Dude, he's so cold, though. He like, you know, my boy is so cold. He like when them broken ice plunges. Ski, yeet. Iced out. Three more reps of Shogun. I set my watch.

Bip, bip, bip. And I climb right in and because I get through it every day I start the day off with a win I won, I beat the inner bitch I conquered the inner bitch I got in there and then I do the workout that's win number two

so by the time the day is over I've done shit that most people never do. The entire life, bro. Yeah. Good. Yeah, dude.

They're always in, it's always in comparison to other people too. Yeah. Ever noticed that? I thought you're not supposed to do that. Yeah. Comparison is a thief of joy. Meanwhile,

fucking, what is the thing about flattery and mockery mockery is flattery or whatever you know it yeah that's what we're doing dude flattering yeah flattering is the highest form of mockery dude right yes yeah yes indeed yeah there's no sharp tools in this cram box dude all right so let's see here this is uh posted by Astro Creep School. It's another show, another award show, no mention of Brendan Chobb. Damn. Just trying to gadouche my boy. But, you know, I mean, Jelly Roll is 40% of this fucking screen right now, dude.

40's a pretty high number. How did he even fit on that stage? I mean, dude. Boom. I stand here wishing i was sitting shout out to my brother elementary school all right let's see i stand here tonight a man that plans to party on sixth street and go to the comedy mothership i'll see you later get crazy i heard you're going to sixth street listen you know i've been known to find my way to the comedy mothership here and there.

If I don't make it tonight, kill Tony's tomorrow. We're going to go hang out with Tony Hitchcliff. I love it, man. All right. We're going to be there, dude. Tony Hitchcliff and the kid Tony. They're going to feel like it. My brother Jelly Roll, who's also named Jelly Roll, is going to be there.

We're both going to be there. Yeah, my cousin Fishbait's in town, so I think he's going to roll by, too. I'm so glad to be there. We're both going to be there. Yeah, my cousin fish baits in town, so I think he's going to roll by too. I'm so glad to be here. I keep winning these awards, mate. It's great. Some of the audience is kind of torn with our jelly roll jokes. Oh, really?

Yeah, some of them are. I don't read the comments, but there was one time I read, and there was people that were like, hey, stop talking about my boy. Jelly roll like that. Sorry. Cool story, bro, but we're going to keep doing it. Yeah, dude's people that were like, Hey, just stop talking about my boy. Jailer roll like that. Sorry. Cool story, bro.

But we're going to keep it. Funny wins, dude. And we got three C's on us. So we have to, you know? Yeah. Jailer roll sucks. This next one's posted by Hey, Mark Wigski. It's called, please watch this ad read and try not to laugh.

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you're gonna, a Robert Whitaker. I do think, I did try not to laugh. I reversed psychology myself yeah but um that is so long yeah to have on a show do the advertisers think that people are like fuck yeah i think it's a legal thing they have oh okay yeah okay that's just it yeah i hate it every second of that you have mean, dude, they must be making bank off these fucking sports betting websites to allow that a minute long spiel in a show. Yeah.

Yeah. Maybe. You got the best brains. Yeah, dude. Use promo code Gerard at whatever. Put my fucking dick inside the sports bet.com. Put my dick inside the sports bet.com. That's a real site.

Yeah. I've been there. Google it, dude. 1-800-3-Cs. I'm just going to keep saying 3Cs this whole episode. Let's see here. This one's posted by Skullcrusher44. It's the street trucks interview, dude.

Are you excited? I'm fucking stoked. I haven't seen any of this yet. No, I haven't seen it. Look at that Ford Lightning B. Oh, yeah. I recognize it now. Mm-hmm. Mm. Hmm.

Shit is legit. What this, uh, this is for your feet right here. I don't know. It's kind of like a little different. Yeah. I have no idea what that is.

Is it to climb into the back? You're saying it's a climate. So maybe it's like you got multiple points of access back fucking front. Yeah. I mean, it's probably something to do with the blowers or the skimpy dibs. It'll definitely keep you busy for sure. Yeah. Let's see here. What's up, guys?

I'm Brendan Schaub. This is my 2004 Ford Lightning. I bought it with only 20,000 miles on it. This is the holy grail. When I was in high school, this thing was an icon. Now I'm older, I can afford it. I found one. I found a pretty good one.

I'm obsessed with this vehicle. I can't leave it stock. So it started off with the Wilwood brake kit, front and back. We left the stock wheels in the front, those 18s. Gotta do stock, dude. Yeah, keep the stock wheels in the front. Gotta put the motherfucking bag in the back. We left the stock wheels in the front, those 18s. Gotta do stock, dude. Yeah, keep the stock wheels in the front. Gotta put the motherfucking bag in the back. Yeah, my footrest is weirdly placed on my truck.

You know what I'm saying? Everything was stock. 20,000 miles. CPU didn't work. Had to take it to the Latinos. They was eating hot Cheetos. I got a fast truck. I can park it and talk about it.

Slow-mo driving off. Street truck magazine interview. I thought about buying this. Hinton High School, Jeffrey Klasman. Watch the Jeffrey Dahmer. He's like, and I got my truck out here because we're going to catch a murderer, y'all. He's like going after him. Where's Hitler?

Let's see here. Racing wheels with Mickey Thompson slits, 315s in the back. As far as the engine goes, we're about 700 horsepower at the crank. Oh, yeah. You have a 2.9 Whipple supercharger. Whipple.

Pulleys, exhaust, headers, and snake eater injectors as well. Whoa, dude. You got to take this in slowly. Pause. You're right. The flow hard fucking something injectors, dude. Whipple belts, dude. Snake injectors, I think.

Snake eater injectors. Yeah, the snakers. Mm-hmm. Yeah, dude. Whipple belts, dude. Snake injectors, I think. Snake eater injecting yours. Yeah, the Snakers. Yeah, dude. It's a lot of fluid with the new supercharger on there. So shout out to Snake Eater. So this thing's going to be a little banshee. I thought I made that up in my head. Good.

Good. When I'm done with it. So it's a fun truck looking forward to it great song yeah dude he saw the bag on the floor he scooped it up you know i mean deal for it all right we're this is the part of the show where we should stop but we're gonna keep going we still have like 10 clips to go oh geez yeah let's see this one's posted by hey mark wickski it's called we get it brian you're not racist you bet 3 000k grand on jam ill we get it all right let's see i'm gonna go it's just hard to to bet i have a thing about jamal hill i'm gonna go with jamal hill i'll tell

you another reason he's black i know sir i beat you to it huh i don't see colors. What else you got? I don't see colors. I believe Jamal Hill has a bit of a championship mindset. You know what's fucking stupid about that statement at this level? At UFC 300? What? Is you're assuming the guy who's a multi-divisional champion doesn't. You fucking moron, right? Now, hold on. You have a thing for Alex, and I understand why.

I do, too. I love the way he looks. I love his head. I don't think he's that handsome. You know what I love about Jamal Hill? Yeah. Every time he wins, he goes, I got so much work to do. He's always going back to the drawing board.

He's black. He's just a man. Always going back to the drawing board. Always going back to the drawing board. I want to put I want the regular show. Brian only does this if it's a black guy. I don't. You only fall in

to me this is so black and white. Like when you look at their credentials, it's the chaplain in the studio is like dude, stop. He comes in. He's like, he pulls a fire alarm. Doing a rosary just over and over again. He's doing anything he can. The chaplain's smoking a blunt.

Just like, I'll try anything. Maybe this will stop. I need spirits to help him right now, dude. So black and white, no pun intended. Whenever it's a black guy, you won't shut the fuck up. That is not true. I get your obsession with everything. I bet with Russians. I bet on Russians.

Gin strap, beer. Brian will jack off to any black guy, whatever sport it is. I need my money back. What am I down? Am I down three grand? Three grand. So do you want to go three? Yeah. Call it whole? I've spent the money already on car parts. Yeah, I know. Yeah.

That hurts me. I need my money back. So three grand to get even? Because I know you have I need my money back So three grand to get even I need to put a governor On how much money you spend On all the bullshit in your trucks The only favorite I'm taking is Alex And that one to me is very black and white And it's

I just don't like what I'm seeing Sometimes guys have injuries That's a very early time to come back. I mean, that's very survive. Don't backpedal now because you were just, no, it's sweet black skin and it moves like water. No, no, I didn't say that. Because his body, I'm not that turned on by his physique.

There are black guys who, obviously. Oh, he's going to go into it now. I remember earlier on when he said, I like the way he looks. Because he's like the kind of guy that has like his head, like the way it's shaped, like the way it looks like, like the way it hits the sun. He's going to do that now. He's got a 10 pack. I, you know, I'm a gay man, but he doesn't trigger my gay.

No, he's not first team all-time. No, he's not. He's soft, but he's, I like his hair like that. Did he play any college basketball? Or was it just high school? That's racist. No, because he was, basketball was his thing. Homeboy's got, homeboy's athletic.

Don't call him homeboy either, man. Fuck sakes. Come on. Hold on. You're the one who brought this black white hold on but let chin brings up a picture of jamal hill who's uh african-american right away brian goes it's just like it's worse and worse dude they're the i just the guy being black short circuits their brain yeah they cannot be normal around black people they're like the kind of guy that like could have something like their black friend over to a party he comes over and they're trying to be like normal so they're like all right i'm gonna

put on the nba game but not not because not because you're here i mean i was gonna put it in the it's the playoffs it's the i mean it's like it's your playoffs i mean you don't you're not in the nba i mean it's like your play and we all enjoy basketball i mean this year's super bowl performance was kind of weak right guys not because usher's black but because the halftime he brings the halftime performance up out of nowhere the black guy at this point is just like all right i mean you can just say that now it's like what what are we doing here ball no i cool no no let me keep going let me keep going he passed basketball did he play basketball and then the next follow-up was he looks athletic no and i believe he was a basketball prospect i don't know what that means uh i have a point you graduated

from high school in wyoming michigan after passing on basketball career at davenport university which probably means he wasn't very exceptional at basketball. Doesn't count. It's just like not, there's no point to this, dude. He's like ham-fisting his racism to Brian in this clip. Unfortunately, they just have nothing else to talk about. And then it just goes into subjects of fish and race and gay. Which are like the main topics to cover on a podcast.

I mean, that's what we do on Raccoon Tweets. Check that out if you want to see. Our other show, Raccoon Tweets, is mainly that. Those that live in glass houses, right? Yeah, dude, throw bricks at them. Yep, you get bricked up and you start fucking each other. This one's Toronto Rapture, but you get

my point right. If it's the same thing, we'll just skip it. Let's see here. What is the difference between D2 and D1? Oh. In what? Like, just like that. It depends on sports.

In basketball, it's everything. In football, it's everything. In lacrosse, there's not a huge difference. Yeah. In wrestling,

not a huge difference. Oh, really? No, there's some fucking good wrestlers. Like, the Juco guys are badass too. But when it comes to football and basketball,

it's two different sports, Brian. Okay. Ah, can't wait for UFC 300. Do this for me. What's up? Search this. Who was the last Division II basketball player to get drafted in the NBA? That's the longest Google search.

I didn't catch that. It's crazy that you can watch all these clips and still start. When you're watching it towards the end, you're like, alright, this is a lot. But then you still laugh. He finds a way. He's an entertainer at his best. It's as if he's

trying to tell Brian that he's racist, but he's also trying to out racist brian in a weird way isn't it yeah do both ways man this is why this show is one of the best dude there might not be any it's so tough to make the nba if you came out of north carolina i was still going out of that shit i realize realize now what you're saying. Yeah. It's crazy. Last division two basketball player to get drafted? Yeah. To the NBA. Cut this part out.

Look how long that Google search is. It has any. Yeah, go to that. Okay. Omu Ball ended up attending Bridgeport University. Only one. There's one. Oh my God.

Only one and he was 7'6". What the fuck? That's not even... Brendan's like, why were we searching this? Yeah, he can't remember the name Davenport. And he knows even if he did, he'd say it like Davisport or something. Davis, Portugal. Him right there, that picture.

Yeah, we would be worse. He'd be like, you know that college you went to, like Portugal something. It's not. That's a picture of Wallace, Ben Wallace. Yeah, that's right. How weird. Isn't that crazy? Yeah.

Division II basketball is that made it. Do you know any of these guys? There's a lot, dude. Yeah, there's a lot. There's Ben Wallace and whoever Derek White is. Derek White is great, dude. Oh, yeah. He's a ball dude that slings dick now, dude.

Ben Wallace is good, though. This is currently. Okay. you know dude so Ben Wallace was good though this is currently okay they go they go from division two then they go that MBDL or whatever it is so there's a few guys

yeah Coppin but you get my point right get your point no your point sucks why are we talking about Davenport oh are you talking about Dutchinpours the point made talking about Dutchvenport? Oh, are you talking about Dutch and Pores?

The point made? Talking about Dutch bros, I love coffee. I love Einstein's bagels, dude. Davenport. No. Let's say he wasn't good at basketball. I'm sure he's undersized, too, unless he was a guard. Either way.

This is insane that 6'4",-year undersized. Oh, that guy was good, I think. George Girvin. Earl of Pearl Monroe is so good at basketball. Earl of Pearl Monroe? What, though? He's a legend.

And Girvin, dude. Girvin's like one of those secret players you used to be able to fucking get back in NBA, whatever. Oh. I get the point. What, NBA, the arcade game? I was thinking I don't know like NBA Live or something.

I thought you were talking about NBA Jam. No. NBA Slam. I was trying to fuck the name up. Girvin wasn't on that no. Let's see. Hold on that's just a list of guys who claimed the NBA from Division 2. It didn't say anything about getting drafted Right

Because now you're competing with the European You're wrong, admit it, stupid On top of the D1 players On top of the NBA deal No point was made, dude Why are you talking about that? Yeah Alright, let's go

We're at fucking an hour and 30 in, and the internet hates us, dude. Oh, shit. Fucking A, dude. This is where it gets dicey. This one's posted by OKCupcake8101. It's a fast one. It's called Crow Pecked Steak to Anyone. It's chin cooking, dude.

What do you expect? Anyone. Let's see. The reason why it's chopped in half there is because there was these crows that came here when I first got here. When I was setting up, they started pecking at the freaking tip of it. I'm like, oh my goodness gracious. And I was like, should I get rid of the steak because they started eating it?

I'm like, no. Dude, it's not a question. All right, Brendan, thoughts. This is fucking disgusting, dude. He's going to cook it still? It seems very likely that he will right i'm like i'm worried about chin because he's laughing a lot over nothing in these clips now it's like he's always by himself he's by himself he's got a miner's hat or what is it called the

fucking the light light seems a bit yeah a bit much for just camping i mean why i don't i my biggest problem is that why how would the crow get to the steak why do you just have the steak out like what were you doing i don't that needs to be explained you need an ice box yeah we need an igloo cooler i'm just gonna lay the steak out for a while walk around around, do my thing. The steak tastes better if you have it out in the wild. All right. Well, let's go to the next one then, dude. Sick and Badder Than Fuck is the name,

and it's called Just a Group of Badasses Doing Manly Stuff, dude. Hell yeah. Let's see what's up. We got Tony Hinchcliffe in a Wu-Tang shirt, baby. Boom. Let's see. He's a game warden and uh he started off his career uh just like you know checking your fishing license that kind of stuff like they normally do and then along along the way he started finding these diverted streams

where the stream had dried up and so they had to follow the stream and thought maybe like a farmer was illegally moving the stream or there was maybe some blockage something happened and but what he found was a grow up and then it was run by the cartel and they had these like toxic chemicals they were using for pesticides that if you smoke the weed you get sick as fuck and that was a lot of their weed and so this guy goes deep into it and he finds out that there's this huge movement of cartel guys growing weed on public land. And then him going from being a game warden, he becomes basically like a fucking tactical operator who's wearing bulletproof vests and they got dogs and they're going into these places and having shootouts with the cartel. What? Some of their guys died. On American soil?

Dogs got shot. Yes, in the fucking public land. It became super dangerous. Any thoughts on that? This is like just nuts. Yeah. I mean, he just pulled out a gun and they all got cigars and stuff like that. It's just crazy that it's exactly what we do after the show.

Yeah. You know, like there's no. That looks like your couch, dude. Yeah. There's almost no difference between this and out there. Yeah. I got the same fucking hot thing that keeps your house pulls out the gun and he's pointing it everywhere, the firearm, you know,

very low discipline on the firearm training. Sorry, but I look at him and I go good. Do you have, you're happy, you know, there's no stopping me from pulling out the gun. Yeah.

You're not gonna, you're not gonna call me out. Yeah. What are we going to do? Fight about it? No. Yeah. You got a gun,

dude. I'm fucking, you're my daddy. Yeah. A book, if you're interested, it's called Hidden Wars. It's very good. Tony, you want to have some trigger control and weigh in on that? You know, I just figured it's

sitting next to me and we're at a range and I can do it, so why not pull it out? I thought you were not supposed to put your finger on it. Yeah, don't put your finger on the trigger. Safety's on, guys. Safety's on. No clipping. Well, this is so many people's last words. I'm going to put it out. I thought you were not supposed to put your finger on the trigger. Yeah, don't put your finger on the trigger. Safety's on, guys. Safety's on. No clipping. Safety's on. It's so many people's last words. I'm going to put it away.

I'm going to put it away. No, but we should say that that is a kind of gun that actually does have a safety. Most 9mms don't have safeties. How many people were their last words, safety's on? Oh, God. It had to be over 100. It looks to me like Rogan has created two uh dolls that can talk you know like they're two like boys that came to life russian dolls b you ever heard of them oh they're like oh the russian

doll like if you put you can put tony into fucking uh shafir yeah like they come out like it's ari first then tony then joe came out joe joe wouldn't fit i was thinking of joey but yeah you're right all three of them yeah they're like one russian doll yeah that's a great observation there dude this is why we record for an hour and a half and then get to that hot fire uh all right this is posted by hey mark wixky and if you're wondering yeah we have 34 more clips left it's called papa goes quiet as rinks self-reflects and a random suck off of joseph rogan boom let's see i do think sometimes i've had a long time to be successful and i've had some success and i've had some not success and then i see people that are always

successful constantly and i think the other day i was like maybe they're just a little smarter it's okay maybe they're just a little better I accept that a long time ago they're just better at focusing are they just more strategic and not damn dude I didn't ever expect them to talk about us on this show you missed it

do you hear the not old cringe Brian gonna not didn't say yes But I miss it a little bit Yeah And you know what? Like Joe Rogan's not leaving his baby in the car

No no no no Joe Rogan's not Elon Musk's not leaving the baby in the car Joe Rogan is Dialed down on the details On every detail And controlled on every aspect The discipline

And I'm a little loosey goosey goose loosey goosey goose yeah leaving my baby I think we're just stupid just a couple of dumbasses

in some ways two Forrest Gumps maybe well I will say this one Forrest Gump I'm smart in very very narrow ways and for the most part

probably dumb as shit in a lot of ways I'll admit that me too I get of ways. I'll admit that. Me too. I get my flaws. I'll admit that. Forrest Gump and Cape Fear. I also like the idea of...

Having that inflated an idea of who I am, like my image of myself has diminished a great deal and I find it rather refreshing. It's okay. Maybe I shouldn't have a big image of myself. Maybe it's just this is who I am. I do my best.

Pretty good at stand-up comedy. Give myself that. Fairly coordinated. Just wanted to throw that in there. That's so little to brag about. Coordinated. Ask me if I'm athletic. Athletic?

Damn right. I'm coordinated. Coordinated. I know how to move around. Brian's coordinated. Brian hustles. Brian will hustle. Rightic? Damn right. I'm coordinated. Coordinated. I know how to move around. Brian's coordinated. Brian hustles. Brian will hustle. Right.

He'll work. He'll work. Oh, yeah. What the hell? What was even the point of that? I forget. Just to compliment Rogan or something. Yeah.

They were dumb, but then they are coordinated. So that's good. All righty. Well. Yeah, dude. We're dumb and we're not even coordinating look at us my favorite comic is anything just like all right this was supposed to be a haphazard dude it's called number two dad and podcasting

with the question mark dude oh it's gonna keep us busy let's see what happens we get there i park my mom and I, we walk into the restaurant. I already hate it by the way. I don't know. Two seconds in four seconds. Yeah. Let's go to the next clip.

They're already seated. My wife, my, her mom, my two year old already seated. Where's Tark dude. Yeah, dude.

Where's Tark? Where's Lex? Yeah. Where's Tark, Brian, Yeah, dude. Where's Tark? Where's Lex? Yeah. Where's Tark, Brian? George. Michael. Ever heard of him? All right.

We get it, dude. Your wife is pregnant as shit. She's so pregnant, dude. Walking toward them at the fish bar. It's called the fish bar. Oh, no. My wife says. Too close.

Too close. Where is my baby? No. Oh, fuck, dude no you're a piece of shit you left the kid in the car oh that's why they said your mom's with you god dude oh shit interesting dude okay well now i'm a little interested what was that uh board meeting thing we had like so many episodes back where they're like, yeah. Oh God. No, he's talking about Bud Light. Oh yeah. The Bud Light boardroom where they're like,

uh, so like the, uh, the situation room. Yeah. Yeah. The Bud Light executives are like worried because he's like endorsing them or whatever. Somebody goes up to Lex,

Brian Cannon left the kids in the car and then Lex is like, it's okay. We can work with this. It's just what you're not done. And he goes, he's talking about it on the car. And then Lex is like, it's okay, we can work with this. It's just, what, you're not done? And he goes, he's talking about it on the podcast. No!

We cannot survive this, dude. Ready? Yeah. Now, hold on. You should hit your mom. Well,

my mom didn't realize what I was doing when I put the baby in and I'm not used to having a baby. Now, hold on. What?

I have kids. The horror of realizing, because the baby was quiet and I'm not used to having a baby in my car. You fell asleep probably on the drive. The baby fell asleep. The baby was already asleep. Yeah, they love cars. So I'm talking to my mom and I get out.

They love Moana. They love cars. Yeah. Yeah. Because I'm thinking, and I had flip-flops on, Baba. Yeah, totally.

And when I tell you I took my flip-flops off and I ran. Ran. I ran as fast as I could and I took some of the skin off my feet on that roadway

because that doesn't matter because I got to get to my baby. That you forgot about. That I, that I could get arrested for because i forgot about my child hatton beach road no woman involved no woman involved thankfully no woman involved this time my newborn and you know you've seen drinking magic mine and saying rain energy out loud okay it wasn't worth it. Especially if it was hot out.

Oh, dude. That's all I thought about. Now, luckily it wasn't hot out. My baby was. It was. Yeah. My brain is just redacted at this point. Yeah.

No, I'm trying to stay in it. We're way too far, dude. We're way. Yeah. We're deep. We're deep. Sleeping. But I forgot my child in the car.

And when I hear that from other men, I'm like, you forgot. What? The lawyer's like stop saying that stop saying that part dude say that it was somebody else that looked at it and you said the kid your baby I can't imagine the chaplain's just like

yeah the chaplain he's lost faith in Jesus too not in a million years guess what you know why? it was my newborn I'm not used to having a newborn sure full circle because you were partaking in nonsense hour with your mom I was partaking in nonsense hour Guess what? You know why? It was my newborn. I'm not used to having a newborn. Sure. Full circle. You're because you were partaking in nonsense hour with your mom.

I was partaking in nonsense hour. I was having a conversation with my mom. We both forgot about, I forgot about my newborn. Your mom should feel even worse. She didn't, her, her, her excuse was she didn't know I'd put the baby in the car. She's 83. So she was just talking to me. She didn't see that I put the baby in the car. She, cause. So she was just talking to me. She didn't see that I put the baby in the car.

She, because the baby was so quiet, so little, she didn't know that the baby was in the car. Baby's in the car. I think it's because the baby doesn't want to pitch anymore, dude.

The baby's probably like, if it can hear, I mean, it can hear, you know, it's just like crying all the time because Brian's such a moron. Yep.

You could say that twice and call it fluffy, dude. I mean, am I tired and angry at this age? Yeah, me too. This is the last clip. We're done after this, dude. If she had known, I guarantee she would never have forgotten, but she didn't realize.

But old Bri forgot the baby. You guys might just be stupid. You ever think about that? Sometimes I do. Sometimes I'm like, I'm just stupid. Well, like when I hear that.

The hawk came out of nowhere, picked up my baby, in an anteater. I had to fight him. The leopard. You know what I think to myself? Yeah. You guys are stupid. Well, you know what I do think? Well, there's no better way to end it. Get a to myself? Yeah. You guys are stupid.

Well, you know what? I do think. Well, there's no better way to end it. There's a good button there. Yeah. All right. Thanks for tuning in. Check us out next week.

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