10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub USED THE BAT SIGNAL AGAIN! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #51

Episode Date: May 17, 2023

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Everything's on Spotify. But that's not why you're here, B. You're here to watch 10 minutes of Shab. Play the chin clip. Alrighty. Well, we got a couple of of Shab play the chin clip. Alrighty. Well, we got a couple of clips chin to begin the show today. This one's posted by Toronto Rapture and it's called LOL. What a douche be.

That's pretty dope. My fam, my girl's family goes nuts for it. And that's what course I didn't. I've messed up Mr. Spoiler McGee here. Cause the, you know, we're doing the ufc and i i texted my guy heard about the canelo fight you know figured he'd get a knockout but decision not worth the 80 bucks on she's like you piece of shit we're watching the ufc and we're recording canelo oh damn i went whoops yeah that sucks my bad my bad thought you guys were fans and even staying away

from your phone if you didn't watch a fight that's the that's the hardest part also text me don't tell me what happens because obviously I'm going to know

yeah I'm the worst guy to text fights about I assume you're watching like when Rogan's not working I'm like dude how about that knockout I'll be like

don't fucking tell him like how am I supposed to know you're hunting I'll be like you're talking MMA You're talking to me, dude. It's a big weekend. So a lot of it I didn't understand what he was saying because he's, you know, obviously his speech and all that, the words not making sense. But by the end of it, I was able to gather that he spoiled the end of a fight

for somebody, right? Yeah. And I think it's worse if it's coming from Schaub because, like, spoilers suck. You hate when someone spoils a show or the end of a sporting match, I guess. But coming from, like, the dumbest guy you know, it's like it's an added insult.

It's like, ugh, I should have known not to talk to Schaub about this. He's, of course, brain dent ruined it for me. Yeah. Moron. Mr. Spoiler McGee here because we're doing the UFC. Mr. Whole Foods. I text him like I heard about the Canelo fight.

Who is he texting? That's what I want to know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. I'll let you play it. Let's try and figure out. Figured he'd get a knockout but decision not worth the 80 bucks on. She's like you piece of shit. So his wife? So his wife was watching the mma i guess or no i mean canelo so boxing no they were watching ufc but they recorded the canelo fight okay and then he finds out they

wait i don't even know dude i don't know that honestly this is like uh sbi didn't even get knocked out this is really really like FBI type stuff. Yeah. You got to look at it from all angles and figure out what Bapa is talking about. You watch it. You listen. Then I listen. Then maybe we watch in a different room.

And then we come back and we try and figure out what's going on. That's for it. And I text him like, I heard about the Canelo fight. You know, figured he'd get a knockout, but decision not worth the 80 bucks. Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. He's saying, figured he would get the knockout. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. With Chop, you got to work off keywords. You hear

a word, but it might not be what he's talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Decision, B. It's what? It's a decision. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to look in his digsion. Yeah. Check out the enunciation, B. Alright, let's go to this next one. It's called Boppa Throwing Shade at Short Men Wearing

Platforms. Posted by Logical Scientist 2221. Ryan's gonna hit him, so it's a candy knockout tank. Nobody's been able to do it. Oh, wait. Gervonta isn't that much shorter than Ryan. Oh, Gervonta's so small. Is he wearing boots? Yes. He has platforms on. He's so small.

I did an interview with him and I was like, oh, Jesusesus christ i don't respect people this small of any size of any size i mean imagine gervonta he probably has no trouble getting into a car yeah you know no one's gonna be like how that guy fit in that car but which i hate when they do yeah blockbuster yeah it really does uh it bugs me that that's the only thing people take away from it but then i'm like wait a minute but how do they fit in there? Yeah, they could probably fit like seven Gervonta Davids in there a week. We're rejected. So I wanted to know if you knew about this big blue dollar.

Yeah, I did. I saw it on Chang's. They kept saying that it was a burner account for Bapa because there was like a screenshot or something with him. And like, you know, when you have multiple accounts, which I do. Dicey Dicey. I only have one other one for pictures on Twitter. Because if you tweet it out, you can see what it looks like. That's my bag.

But what do you think this is? Because I saw or what do you think it's a? Well, it could be like he has a parody account. I just think the whole thing is funny. Yeah, it is funny. The tweets from tweets from big blue dollar pretty redacted. Yeah. But I did see that one of the admins was posting. This isn't actually him, I think at one point, but who knows?

You never really know it's real or fake on Chang's. Yeah. Yeah. But this post is from a styrofoam couch and it says, ain't no way this redact uploaded a picture of his kitchen on his burner account, right? And it's BigBlueDala saying, going to have a glass of Tiger Thick tonight. Great value at the new price.

That is some Kevin Durant with the burner account shit to say. It does sound like it, yeah, yeah. With the new price to let him know that it's a little cheaper. You can get Tiger Thick for $60 now. He's a numbers guy too. So that also is like, well, Brendan is a numbers guy. Look at the reflection on the bottle.

It's a fat guy. Let's see if we can get in there. Yeah, can we see? I don't know. Can you see? I can't really see, man. You did a good job hiding it. I can't tell. I mean, it did a good job hiding it. I can't tell.

I mean, it does look like some middle-class family house. So it might be Boppa. Boppa would have a Super Mario bag, though. Oh, yeah. And a Ninja Turtles hat. I could see it. Oh, yeah, you're right. These are all Boppa things.

This might just be a guy that's like Boppa, though. Yeah, true. What's another comment i was expecting a naked dick a dig uh so you're saying it's brendan okay let's go to the next one uh all right so this next one's posted by gringo ploppy pretty good name right that's good uh just one of the gals uh bane tom hardy tom hard Hardy did that a couple times. Hot.

Hot. Undeniable. Wood. Hot. Undeniable. You see him in Warrior? Yeah. Yes.

Even Rogan's getting in on the classic bit. Oh, yeah. Guys are hot. Just guys being dudes. Tom Hardy. Wow. He was Bane. Remember when he was ripped and he broke Batman's back?

Yeah. That was hard as it gets, Papa. Joe Rogan better be careful because you know what giggly girl talk can lead to, dude. Eight inches? Lawsuits from Brendan Schaub. Oh, true. Yeah, that's true. That is a way to litigation with 300 pages of monster lawyers.

Joe Rogan's trying to steal his bits. Anybody's going to ask those girls to walk him to his trugs soon. Yeah. And then he'll have to sue them if they talk about it. All right. So this one's posted by gringo ploppy. Also, he's on a little bit of a posting.

It's called good old boy. Oh, good. Good old boys. It does not say that good old days. Don Don good old days, done, picked up and left.

Have you been to Rogan's new place? You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half. Who has done standup at the mothership before Papa? Everybody, all the people that we've talked about on that episode where we did morning TV stuff. Yeah. Sally, Jesse Raphael has been at the mothership.

Yeah. What's Jose Luis has been at the mother ship. Frijoles. Oh, man. Papa, yeah. Is he still not done the mothership? Is that right? No, I'm assuming not.

Wow. Well, Gringo Ploppy, take a smoke break after that one. Yeah, dude. Putting in work. Let's see what this one is. It's, oh, we have the Jameson gate now. So we had big blue dollar gate and Jameson gate. Alright, this

one I missed though. You didn't see the Jameson gate? No, I didn't see Jameson gate. Okay. Well, let's see if you can spot it. So the guy who counts what I don't know add this to the ticker. Yeah. Also, if you know what Shitter Throat Splitter is, please explain. Oh, yeah.

Because even haphazard doesn't know what that is. I asked him about the discord. He's like, I don't even know that one. And I said in the discord, I looked it up and it's just porn on Google. Oh, well, don't look up. Yeah, I don't want to make a Google search porn. So if you know what it is, just tell me. Yeah, if you know what it is. Yeah.

Yeah. Because I'm still really. What kind of porn is it? It's not porn. I'll believe anything. No, I'm telling you. I'm just kidding. What kind of porn is that? It's not porn. I don't believe anything. No, I'm telling you. I swear to God. I Googled it

and then it said safe searches off and then I looked at the first couple of choices. I was like, I'm never going to do this again. Well, one last thing

before we play a clip. The other thing I believe, we both believe, we watched a clip of Joe Rogan in the, we watched a clip of Montez talking about being at Joe Rogan's house

and there are guys jacking off. Hap and someone in the, where we watched a clip of Montez talking about being at Joe Rogan's house and there are guys jacking off. Hap and someone in the Discord, Hap in the Discord said that it's actually, they were at, he was doing a story

from a Korean handjob place and, or massage parlor and they just, the cats were doing like a bit. So I'll fall for anything

that they say. Yeah. I'm not going to do the research, you know, I just believe. And we're anything that they say. I'm not going to do the research. You know, I just believe. And we're all better for it. Yeah, I just go be. Yeah.

This one's posted by, yeah. This one's posted by Shedding Panda and it's called Video Evidence of the Jameson Scandal. So basically what happened is they're trying to act like they're pouring Tiger Thick, but they're actually pouring Jameson. Oh, who is they? The Tiger Thick, but they're actually pouring Jameson. Oh, who is they? The Tiger Thick Studios.

Oh, wow. That's even more redacted than I thought. This is an actual promo from the Fight Companion, I think. Do they spend money on this kind of? That's crazy. Probably. We got whiskey glasses, hoodies, tees, the Tiger Thick merchandise. So there, you can barely see it it but it's a Jameson bottle.

It's like he's peeing. Look at that right there. Jameson. Oh yeah. Jameson B. But this is another thing. It's like the cast edit that in, you know? No, this is on their... Oh, this is for sure. Yeah, this is for sure from the Fight Companion. I guess, yeah.

So what do you think is better? You've had both. Too much of both, but Tiger Thick or Jameson. I'm going to go Jameson on this one. Yeah, Jameson is a little better. Unbiased? What's that? Unbiased.

Yeah, I have no stock in Jameson. I just, Jameson's a little bit better. Going to go to Verdugo, get a shot of Jameson and a beer. Yeah, Jameson has been naming the waters for longer than Tiger Thick, you know? That's true. Plus, there's something about, it's not even just the taste, it's the redactedness of drinking Tiger Thick. Yeah.

You know? This is not a good name as Rampage would say. Yeah. I don't like Tiger Piss either, though. Tiger tiger piss isn't a good name i think it's funny you don't think it's funny to call it tiger piss no no well then you can just name the waters then because i i mean it makes me laugh when i hear now tiger thig that makes me laugh yeah tiger think it's funny yeah yeah and honestly if you

would have named it tiger thig you know what I'm saying? Just, just putting it out there, dude. Just like the tiger. They good. You know, whatever name is, it is,

even if it was a bad name, it would still be embarrassing because shop did it. Yeah. You know, as much as I like watching shop, I'm not going to start using the products that he endorses or makes because it's just too much. I'm right there with you, brother. Yeah. yeah um this one next clip is posted by glow year it's called uh how many

times has a guest quote canceled at this point i lost count b now um ryan garcia canceled on us the king himself canceled on us not his fault it a flight issue. We thought he'd be making it on time. But I sent out the bat signal. I thought he was going to blame his team or whatever. It's not his fault. It's his team. We have real strict COVID regulations here. The Calabasas

said the Carl Bassett fight companion. He wasn't willing to get vaccinated. So we couldn't let him in. Dude, there's real-world implications to the way Brendan Schaub speaks. Why do you say that? Because I sent out the bat signal a couple times this week. Uh-oh. I do a lot more homophobic jokes on my other podcast.

I swear to God, dude. There's just... That's a dicey dicey. Homelessness gets into your blood, dude. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I've heard, yeah, people talk about that on the YouTube. They're like, oh man, at work, I've been saying things are dicey, dicey. Yes, dicey, dicey.

You're at the water cooler or somebody's like, Ed, you see Brad came in a little bit late today. Dicey, dicey. Yeah. Or you say dicey, dicey and they're like, what? And you're like, don't worry about it. And then you got to ask yourself like, before Brendan Chopp, how often did I say dicey?

Because I feel like I said it before that too. I didn't say it, I don't think. But that is funny. What if you're at your office, you're like the manager, and you're giving your speech to the staff that's kind of like you have to come down on them, and you go, guys, the reason I had you here today is what are we doing here? And then you're like, oh, no.

Yeah. Am I protected? Yeah yeah it's very difficult to go about life now without having brendan chavism's peep through because he says things quicker than we say it with the english language yeah he there's no thought put into what he says yeah i think dicey dicey i use their work and i i don't know if i said this on the pod or not but i did at one point you could create um emojis in Gchat and I made a dicey, dicey emoji. Then somebody who listens made a Shab thing

and then I had to shut it down. It was getting too far. What if there was a DigJuice one? You can't have that in the office. Yeah, we can't have DigJuice in an emote. No, no baddies and addies emotes. No, too far. Look at that face, dude.

He looks like he's, I want to say, kind of Martha Stewart-y vibes, right? I see that. He's got longer hair than usual, too. His hair's getting grown. A little bit older looking. Yeah, that's the Martha Stewart thing to him. His face, this one thing is

his face is always different. Like, this looks different than other faces and iterations. He does a lot with his hair. He does a lot with his beard. Sometimes his cheeks are really big. Sometimes they're not. There's a lot of changes. Also, I don't like this color

palette. He's got like a kind of like an off-red shirt with a red curtain behind him. You know what I mean? The red is blending into the red. You're right. Yeah. The tiger thick is right there in case he gets thirsty. Yeah, I feel like he's passionate, but with less

saturation, you know? I don't know. Maybe. I just don't like him. If I said I was dressed in red, you would put me near a curtain, wouldn't you? All right, so the next clip is from the Fight Companion again. It's called Bill Burr, Dave Attell, Big Jay, Orca's son.

He says Orca's son or something like that. It's posted by Mr. Tittlewinks. It's like the pound-for-pound list. It's all, you know, whoever you think is better, but there's no real list. So it's either Bill Burr, Dave Attell, I think Big Jay Orkison. Big Jay's doing it. His last special, best special I've seen in a hot second.

Louis C.K. You like him twice. You put him on twice. So Bill Burr, Louis C.K., Dave Attell, Big Jay Orkison. Twice. Wait, so Orkison. Twice. Wait, so Orkison, what is it? We're talking SeaWorld B? Yeah.

SeaWorld with three C's? Yeah. Come on now. I mean, when you've seen Blackfish as many times as he has, it's hard to get that, you know, the violence out of your mind. You're right. You've seen all those whales with no H? Yeah.

You know, it's hard to just get out of that world when you name the waters of trainers at sea world the literal waters yeah like the waters where the fish are inside yeah when you plus he's deep yeah he's balls deep in fish we're forgetting about that he hasn't really talked about fish much lately i know that's what happened to the fish yeah i want to see an arc where he becomes a stoner you know yeah what do you think would happen where he becomes a stoner. You know? Yeah. What do you think would happen if he becomes a stoner? He gets off the Kratom, which is apparently bad for you. When you smoke weed. Oh, yeah.

Let's bring back the Kratom debate. Yeah, I heard that. You freaking idiot. Kratom's actually a plant. It's not heroin. Anything you have to say is not heroin is not good. I saw an anonymous subreddit post of somebody being like, listen, I was sober from alcohol and drugs for four years.

And then I started doing Kratom. And now I have to go back to rehab for Kratom. Jeez. Kratom is bad, it said. And then everyone else is like, you don't know what Kratom is if this is the case, whatever. Listen, you know what? Nobody's ever like uh cigarettes are not

heroin you know because they're you don't have to say it i will only be doing things where people don't have to tell me it's not an opioid yeah okay seven times a week if it's helped to fight opioid addiction then just get addicted to narcan get addicted to the thing that says you how about this get addicted to not doing things Schaub does. Yeah, exactly. That's another thing. I'm not going to do something that he's doing. Yeah. Kratom needs a better spokesperson. Yeah, than us.

Or these like random commenters. Schaub, dude. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But shout out Big J. Oakerson. I saw the special and I mean, you know, John Mulaney special is way better than Big J's. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. I haven't seen Big J Oakerson. I saw the special. I mean, you know, John Mulaney special is way better than Big Jay's. Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah. I haven't seen Big Jay's, but I saw Mulaney's Netflix is a joke, and I thought it was great. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. A little brag alert there.

Brag alert. I'm going to keep you busy. Boner alert. Boner alert. I was there, and I was like, boner alert. This one's posted by shingle. S H I N I L H. It's called a warning

explosive chemistry. Exactly. 10 minutes after the final bell scuba immediately ends the broadcast. Oh, what a stack killers. Yeah.

Murderers road. Murderers. They're making made off the problem. He's alers. Or Megan Madoff is a problem. He's a beast. I have trouble saying that name. It gets trouble. Well, that's the thing. Everybody in that top 15 can – or top –

It's all about styles, right? Anybody can get it done. That's it. Yeah. That's it. That's it. It's literally in the top 15 of each division. I feel like

anybody can be a world champ at any moment but depends on how style yes style

even Adrian Yanez at 12 is a fucking savage man even though he just lost to Ron tough fight for him the style is

going to be a tough fight for him there's much better matchups for him in the top 10 I was getting out of fights though, boys. Appreciate you doing it. Dommy saved the day. I owe you, brother.

So boring. And then I just can't stop looking at the energy drinks on the top of the table. Does it help if neither of the guests drink it? I don't know. Does it help sell rain energy drinks? I'm sure it has some sort of bump. I'm not going to say it's like an explosive bump.

I'm not an energy drink guy, B. I used to be in college to study and stuff, but now it's just too much. Yeah. I don't do it unless Dutch Bros. I don't know if you know about Dutch Bros. No. It's like this chain in Bakersfield.

They do like weird blended drinks. Pretty good. Right. And they like weird blended drinks. Pretty good. Right. And I just put out some Dutch Bros there. Yeah. They're paying me. $700 for a smoothie. Yeah.

The only energy drink I'll try is Kratom. Oh, yeah? Does it give you energy? Probably not. It's like heroin. I don't know anything, dude. I don't know. I still, I refuse to learn. I don't want to know.

It's just boring. When I start reading those, I'm like, I just don't believe that you're right. I mean, if it works for you, take it. But I'm not going to do that shit. Yeah. Also, anything that sounds like kryptonite, I'm not going to try it. The name Kratom sounds like something that

Superman is allergic to. Yeah. Or it would kill you. like something that Superman is allergic to. Yeah. Or it would kill you. It's a bad name for something. Yeah. Anyways, we'll get off that. All right. So this one's called.

Let's ask Dr. Drew about it. Yeah. Rinks gets shamed by Boppa and Dr. Drew. Yeah. It's posted by Playful Wolverine 95. Uh-oh. Let's see. Five more minutes.

Five more minutes. Knock these out. Can we? Yeah, let's do this. Brian. I have a big question What is going on in this video? All right, I just need play it for Drew You know when you said you're going on crowd or I just I thought more You know, I thought you'd be doing like some real good work Okay, so do we know any who the players are here at all? One's Brian. That's Cal.

First of all, that guy should have been hitting me harder. That's Darius who should have been hitting me harder. I can explain. I know I'm 56 in a Cal suit. Now listen. Not Darius. Not Darius. I don't understand what's going on.

He's saying that Darius is hitting him. He's in the Cal suit. Brian's in the Cal suit getting hit by Darius. He wants to get hit harder. Isn't Crowder the guy in the cow suit? I mean, not the cow suit, the chaps? Well, you're hearing it from the man's mouth. Alright, so there's someone named Darius now.

Yeah. There was an ad for Good Rancher. They make great beef and it's an advertisement. Whatever you're going to say next doesn't matter. Steven said, at 56, did you think you'd be doing this kind of acting?

He goes, well, I don't believe in divorce, so I'd probably be home resolving and strengthening. That's a good question for him. These guys will do anything to advertise.

Yeah. They will debase themselves. It's actually kind of dark. Yeah. Moo, and you're letting Crowder hit you with a whip? Yeah.

Why does the company want that? I got to know whether that was the company's idea or Crowder's idea or Callan's idea. Whose idea was it? Not good. Yeah. I mean, also, too, I mean, you're only going to make more cows homeless, you know?

You're only going to make more ranchers homeless. Yeah. People are going to be like, I don't want that beef or whatever. Yeah. Like the people buying, I guess, no, we buy beef.

The ranchers are the ones that sell beef. I think it's a tell also to how much he's getting paid over there. Oh yeah. I don't know. Maybe it's a lot. How much does it, what it costs for me to slap the shit out of you in a cow suit? Like that untold millions

i don't want that that's so bad it makes you not want to you have a burger in your hand you put it down you stop watching the netflix show beef yeah you're done b well what about the vegetarian papa unfilmed like no cameras in the room you can fucking wand me down make sure there's no electronics no recording or anything. How much money can, would you give me to put you in a cow suit and whip you a couple of times? Untold millions.

I have no interest. Honestly, I would do it for like 500 bucks. Okay. I don't want to do it. Do I have 500 bucks? And I know now that I have that in my, it's a possibility, great. And the other thing too is I'll audition for free.

You're like, moo. He'll do it just to try it out. You want to be hit. Yeah. Okay, fair enough. Let's see. Who decided, who was called?

No, Proud didn't say that. That's a, that's a. No, I know. Whose call was it? You're supposed to be saying moo. Was that an acting choice or was that a directing choice? So he said, we have a cow suit and you're supposed to be a naughty cow. And I said to Steven, say no more.

And then I did that. And maybe it was a little out. I said, say lesby. Oh, you want to hit me, an old man in a cow suit? I'm a naughty cow? Oh, yeah. I'm going to keep you busy. He said, do you want to secure the bag?

And I said, I understand the assignment. I said, say lesby. I'm going to get in that cow suit and move for you. And I'm going to keep you busy. Yeah. A hundred percent. It makes sense. That makes sense.

Well, you know what? My kids are going to see this and I should be ashamed of myself. Yes, you should. It kind of fell flat. I apologize. It's not very gay. It's not gay enough. Yeah.

It's really not. Speaking of gay. I mean, as a gay man, I'm not not speaking of gay I mean as a gay man I'm not attracted I'd like a little more diversity too yes I know right

and animal animal activist yeah two whites and a cow he could be he could be Italian Arab guys wear leather

that's a hell of a beard this is the worst thing to ever happen to Chick-fil-A this is worse than the Bud Light Dylan Lovani shit for them

this one was in Australia some woman okay let me move on. Seven days away. Oh, I mean, seven days ahead. Australia. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was great.

A little bit of a catch up from last week, because I think last week we did the cow clip, right? Maybe. I don't remember, honestly. Yeah, I don't remember. Yeah. I mean, it has to be a lot of money. Unless he's into that kind of weird stuff.

He's, you know, I don't know what's going on with him, but so much stuff went on with him. He got dropped from the shows when he got canceled. And then he probably has like a big house that he has to pay for a mortgage and he has got kids and stuff. He's got to do something. So I don't know how much they get paid at Shaw. That's the great mystery.

Not that I really care, but the finance thing, everyone's always asking how much they get paid for this. Who knows? Also too, I think that's like getting in a cow suit and getting whipped in front of a green screen, right? You've all been there. You don't know

what's going to be on the green screen. That's another thing that's funny. You have no control over that. So putting yourself on a green screen right you've all been there you don't know what the greens you don't know what's going to be on the green screen that's another thing that's funny you have no control over that so putting yourself on a green screen in a cow suit getting whipped by a man with a beard right yeah by darius in a ranger suit or whatever fucking cowboy suit yeah um you know that's a story you tell in the 12-step program yeah You know what I mean? Here's where I found myself. Here's my rock bottom. That's why people go to 12-step programs, because they go in there thinking it couldn't get any worse than this. And then they hear your story, and they're like,

you know what, dude? I might not be addicted to anything, you know? This is Morgan Freeman reading off of Brian Callen's autobiography. Yeah. I found myself in a cow suit behind a green screen. A man named, a white man named Darius was whipping me with a whip. And I was saying moo in an effeminate voice.

And it was at that moment I realized I don't know what they're going to put on the green screen. And I don't know where my life is. I immediately stopped drinking that day. But it gets worse. Drew Pinsky said, as a gay man, he doesn't find this attractive. It gets even more worse because Brennan

Schaub made fun of me too. My name is Brian Callen. My name is Brian Callen. And if you like this, I have toe holds that I'm selling. On my own now. I have my own pair of toe holds. I will sell them for $300.

At a discounted price. I need money. Yeah. All right. Let's go to the next clip. It's called, oh, Gringo Ploppy's back, dude. Hell yeah. Who knows?

This might be Joe Rogan and Shorty Pie. You know what I mean? Everybody's in the running now, B. In a different username. Okay. Yeah, it could be gringo ploppy posted this one it's called genuine laughter at eric's hilarious comment by the way i just want my french fries like i don't like just cheese.

That's so dumb, bro. He likes it worse. I don't like just cheese. I like chili and cheese. You can't just put cheese on some fries. I can't believe it. That's so funny. Because I thought that was just going to end there.

But then when you move the mouse, it shows that it's a minute and 31 seconds of this no way dude yeah they're gonna laugh at that for that long the stupid he doesn't he he was about to say he doesn't like cheese fries but he does who cares yeah that is not funny Let's see what the boys say next. Unreal, dude. The cheese. Oh, really, dude? I thought it was you saying something. Oh, no. I said, oh, really, dude. Oh, no, but I thought it was like you saying something

really loud, but it was them saying something really loud. Sorry about that. The main thing isn't even the fat thing with him. The fat thing is on top of the fucking cheese. Oh, fuck, man. That's funny. Oh, fuck. That was fucking great.

He got himself. I love chili cheese. It's not that fucking funny. One of these guys. Well, I drained this out as much as I could, took out as much harmony as I could, and this is what I'm left over with. Oh, my god.

I want Shob to do like a cameo on Family Guy. That'd be cool, like a Shob thing. Why not? It'd fit right in. That'd be funny. Is the rest of it just him puking? I think it is, yeah. Yeah, we can skip over that. Okay, yeah. So it wasn't that long, but I got got again by the chefs,

the clever chefs. Yeah. Bring a sloppy. But still it wasn't that long, but I got got again by the chefs, the clever chefs. Yeah. Bring a sloppy. But still very funny that, that like that realization that the clip is going to keep going. Yeah. It's always going. It just goes. I skipped a couple of clips this week because there were like three minutes.

I'm like, I can't, my brain only can take so much. We can only handle it. There's CT concerns. Cause you know, here at Temos, we don't just watch the clip be. We stop. We think about it. We conversate. Then we continue. We analyze. We think about it. We conversate. Then we continue.

We analyze. We're stuck in a clip for like five minutes sometimes. It's true. It's dark out there. Yeah. Let's see what else we got. Speaking of that, let's get darker. Do you name the waters?

Uh-oh. This one's posted by Playful Wolverine. It's called 10 Million Views? Oh, really, dude? With the laughy face emoji. Because I rate a show and how viral a clip will go from the show. That's what draws me in to watch the whole thing. Because you're watching small bites?

Yeah, I digest it and I'm like, oh, it's like a sample. Like if you go to Costco and they have like samples, if you like it, you're going to want the whole thing. But that's the algorithm of the business we're in, right? So let's say this show would be three hours, right? Out of those three hours, people go, whatever. Brendan Schaub is on a Calabasas fight companion. He finds himself talking about numbers again, B. That sounded like Sean Connery for a second.

Oh, yeah. Can I even do Sean Connery? Oh, no, I can't do it. I used to be able to do it. Brendan Schaub. Brendan Schaub. Yeah. Alex Trebek. I can only do it. I used to be able to do it. Brendan Schaub. Brendan Schaub. Yeah. Alex Trebek.

I can only do it if I think of the SNL character. Yeah. Oh, that's the algorithm we find ourselves in. I can't do it. But anyways, like, that's such a random thing. Why is he saying that's the algorithm we find ourselves in? I just started laughing because they're doing it again, dude. No, they went back to the numbers.

Right. They're like, audio numbers are up. Videos, YouTube all across the border down. He's obsessed. Yeah. If he stopped talking about numbers and focus on content and quality of the show so more people watch,

so you can stop making these asinine excuses. Yeah. He loves them. For a guy that did MMA and football and sports and all this stuff, he sure has a lot of excuses for everything. It makes me think of the Ariel Hawane thing. Like, how'd that go?

He really needs to listen to that. How did it go? Badly. Why? Because you make excuses. That's all I got to say about that. You got 200,000 views, which is not terrible. 200,000 views. But you got to realize, we'll clip got 200,000 views, which is not terrible. 200,000 views.

But you got to realize, we'll clip this thing up. This thing went through the clips. You got to realize. 5, 10 million views. Wait a minute. You're missing it, dude. You're missing it. This is not terrible.

200,000 views. But you got to realize, we'll clip this thing up. This thing went through the clips. And the whole thing will get 5, 10 million views. We had a clip from last time get, whatever, 3 million views. So the game's changed a little bit. But it actually made it easier for us as entertainers

because we're like, oh, we'll just clip it up. We'll just distribute it. Yeah, it's just changed to Dom's point. It's like with the UFC, you've got to talk that shit and stay current and make your money. In the game we're in, it's the clips. That was respectful.

It's all about clips, B. It's so funny how they just don't talk. Who has the most clips? And they got the counter going. Also, the way that he's doing this thing. Yeah. It's a show, dude. You can't do that.

I know. It seems like you don't care. Yeah. And you shouldn show, dude. You can't do that. I know. It seems like you don't care. Yeah. And you shouldn't care because all you're doing is talking about cutting up a long clip of your show. What does that have to do with a fight? Yeah. This is the Carl Bassett fight companion. Yeah. I thought we were going to fight. I wish he would have been like, and people even clip up this

show and put it on Reddit. He's like 10 minutes of shop. All right. Well, that's our episode. Thanks for tuning in. Have a good one.