10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub WILL DECIDE THIS ELECTION! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #127

Episode Date: November 5, 2024

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Nate Diaz, get away from me Nate Diaz, does it have to be received? Don't come a-flippin' around my chest I don't wanna see Nate's face no more I got no business to do Spend my time spittin' cussin' you Now Diaz, is that your takeaway? Welcome back to T-Mose. Thanks for tuning in. surprises to be you better actually watch 10 minutes of Sharks welcome back to

T-Mose thanks for tuning in as always join the Patreon join the Discord this week we watched a lot of Tony Hinchcliffe

comedy dynamics yeah yeah the hungry wolf we watched his comedy dynamics set it's pretty interesting that's all I'll say you know

we go live on Wednesdays now so check us out why did you say welcome back to Temos you always say 10 minutes a shot I didn't even notice dude

that was crazy is that why I wonder so you looked at me like like I was a praying man I was barking welcome back to Temos that's my impression of you dude

you were barking I was barking like a lion clearly but that's not why they're here, dude. Join the Patreon, join the Discord, join the Reddit, join the live streams on Wednesdays. Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga.

But that is not why you're here. You're here to watch 10 Minutes of Shop, so start the timer. Play the chain clip. Alrighty, it's been a busy week at Chang's. Honestly, it's been the best I've ever felt. I've never felt more alive, dude, than this week at Chang's, right? Hell yeah, dude. Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah. I would say. Heck yeah. Dude, seeing Donald Trump talk about Tony Hinchcliffe has been like amazing, dude. Yeah. All of that is so funny.

I don't even know the guy. Don't know who he is. Don't care to know him. Like, uh, you would, and then other people talking about him, RFK Jr.

tweeted, Tony Hinchcliffe is my friend. Pretty wild. tweeted, Tony Hinchcliffe is my friend. Pretty wild. Tony, one of his friends puts salsa on cookies. I don't do that. Sounds disgusting. I don't know what the Gringo Papi is. I don't want to watch it.

I said, I don't want to watch it. And I walked in. I said, what is this? Mr. Whole Foods? I don't know. Yeah. What's with the backdrop? Why is it cardboard?

He doesn't like his family. Nini Fauci, Nini Delta. I don't know. His mother-in-law. Taquito's Rikito. Everyone knows it's not keto. Goddamn dick down to here. Goddamn it.

I was trying to get the last one. That was so good. Fuck. I mean, Schaub is an endless material as you, everyone else knows. Well, my bad, Mr. Whole Foods.

My bad. Um, all right. So the first one here we got today made me laugh a lot. Uh, as you can see, you already read it. Oh,

what the hell is happening? Uh, Omron. Oh, Oh, Gima posted this one. It's called Brendan for the love of God. Stop saying daddy.

It's almost like it's to me. Yeah, dude, baby, you got to stop. Stop calling people daddy. Stop calling yourself daddy. Stop referring yourself to the third person. Also, you can't give yourself a nickname. Are you fucking kidding me? It only compounds the issue and that half baby half sexy talk voice only pushes it all well beyond the

acceptable levels of cringy creepy. I mean, it literally makes my skin crawl. I started to fast forward when the dude starts talking. It's so loathsome. It's like a verbal wet willy. Somebody fucking tell the man. Shop fans, this isn't hate.

It's purely objective observation, but the guy is just awful. I couldn't care less whether the guy is successful in comedy or podcasting or life. I don't give a shit, but the guy is just awful. He's not just dumb and terminally unfunny in a room of intelligent,

quick-witted and clever professional comedians. Okay. This guy's a little too far to go himself. He'd be dumb and unfunny in any locker room anywhere at any time. It's not an opinion. It's objective fact. And I will die on that Hill. He's been in the company of some of the best shit talkers for how many years

now yet to this day, even when attempting to piggyback on another's joke, he fails so pitifully. Every single time that it is physically painful to watch, the issue goes beyond being unfunny and into every area, subject, topic, shop attempts to weigh in on, but I've

vented enough. What I really needed to get off my chest was the daddy shit. It's got to stop. I've almost turned off the podcast several times now and it's a bummer because I dig most of the banter otherwise. No big deal. No one is forcing me to listen. I just needed to rant a bit.

Cheers. Well, you're not wrong, DeeDee. You know, the voice that he does, which I'm glad this person picked up on, like the weird sexy voice or whatever, it's like, you know, we got the tiger Thick Whiskey. Yeah.

Okay. And then, we're crazy. We're into Rogan. Swear by him. Do they know whiskey? Uh, yeah.

He sounds like a old-timey 50s dude. Criminal, gangster or something. Yeah. Dude, this is great.

Look at this comment. Do you want to read this Fencexa comment? Oh, sure. I've almost turned off the podcast several times now and that's a bummer

because I love this shit otherwise. That's a sentence I didn't expect to read when I started my shift today. Yeah, I mean, that guy's crazy for saying the show's good. So he's apparently first time in the sub. Time to grab an apron and start your shift. I was going to say this sounds like a new cat.

Yeah, first time in the sub posting, commenting, or even reading. Yeah, you're due on Friday. Three, grab an apron. I remember when we first were like in this in the reddit and people were saying stuff like that like wearing a grab an apron and all this you crack me up hilarious uh shout out to that guy welcome to being homeless this one's posted by lumbabao i don't never know how to say that name bc comments on tony hinchcl Uh-oh. Every once in a while. Honest question, though.

Is Tony Hinchcliffe one N-word away from being added to the Golden Hour podcast? Oh, shit. I didn't see that. I mean, that'd be a murderer's row lineup, right? That'd be unbelievable. Murderer's row. Murderer's row. So interesting stuff in the middleweight.

I don't know how to answer that yeah in the middleweight division how do you get Mario like that fucking that's fucking funny but maybe I mean that would be no

no chance but it would be Tony's probably too big for that show sadly that would be amazing though if he got added they'd reach whole new levels of cringe

I would argue he's two women away depending on the age, from going to the Golden Hour. Oh, I see. He's one N-word away from flagrant. That's so funny, dude. He has to go on to flagrant to apologize to Alex.

I mean, they would just be like, have him on. They'd be like, you're safe here. We know you didn't mean it. You're free to scoop out the bag here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's like the Lion King. All the bags you see from here to there, you didn't mean it. You're free to scoop out the bag here. Yeah. It's like the

Lion King. All the bags you see from here to there, you scoop them up. Alrighty. Well, this one's posted by Appropriate Duty 930. It's called Unlike the Rogan Sphere. Anthony Jeselnik is a comedian who is as edgy and offensive as a comedy comes, but he also does it in good

faith and in the context of stand-up comedy and he accepts and understands what he is doing. Long let's see and all these comics now it's like almost the point is to get in trouble it's like why are you giving me shit i'm a comic i'm allowed to say whatever i want that's wrong as far as i'm concerned art oh wait say it again so i don't miss it people think like oh as a comic your job is to get in trouble and so but they don't want to get yelled at it's like it's okay to make people mad but they don't want any pushback and i think that's wrong as a comedian you want to make people laugh andy this is a quote attributed to andy warhol that i love it's just art is getting away with it you know if you put out a special and everyone's pissed like you didn't

get away with it you know you need to make everyone laugh that they're like, yeah, he talked to some fucked up stuff, but we're all happy. That's art. Otherwise, you're just a troll. Wow. I mean, spoken like someone who's watching her go poppy, right? Yeah. That was getting away with it. If I've ever seen it.

Yeah. Okay, Mr. Whole Foods. Nobody knew what that fuck that meant. He got away with it. Yeah. Nobody knew it. Nobody knew it anything. Yeah. He got away with it. Yeah. Nobody knew it. Nobody knew it anything. Yeah.

He got away with that whole entire. There's not a second of that special where he didn't get away with it. Right. Because you don't

understand what he's saying. Never. Dude. And he got away with it. Best special of all time. Best special. The bestest. I'm going to say.

Fratty Patty. Fratty Patty. 1991. Pretty goodty Patty. 1991. Pretty good. Yeah. Okay. I was like, why aren't you laughing at that one, dude? What the fuck?

I mean, it's just, there's no poop, 69, titty, whatever, you know. You're a heck. I'm just kidding. It's called You Redax Did It. This is what pops up now when you go to their website. DriveFastAllGas.com. Opening soon. I don't understand.

And they don't have merch now. It's just opening soon. Oh, the Carhartt thing. Okay, so there's the whole Carhartt debacle. Right. I really don't know

what the hell happened there. I heard a little bit about that on the Reddit. He had these collabs with Carhartt, you know, trying to get that bag.

Savage fire. Yeah, there was some fire collabs going on. And somebody sent an email into Carhartt, which maybe is one of the image posts. I don't know. Stand on business. Yes.

He was like, they asked, hey, I just saw that you are part of this terrible podcast. You're doing a thing with Brennan Schaub who routinely says these offensive things. And then Carhartt wrote back an email like, we are in no way involved with dry fat cell gas and have no plans to be. Oh, shit, dude.

Well, we might get to that email soon here. Cause we got a lot more chins to club post and clip today here, dude. Yeah. It's hard to talk sometimes. Let's see here. This is posted by two Papa Ming young yo,

which is what those kids are saying nowadays. You know that? Yeah. I didn't know about that one. Yeah. Uh, including you Bapa is what it's called. And it's called.

And it's him retweeting somebody saying, make no mistake, every comedian dunking on Tony Hinchcliffe would leave their barista job in an instant to go open for him. And then what did Brendan Schaap say? Facts. Can we, I know you're supposed to focus on what the picture and the clip always say because you lose it when you don't. But can we draw ourselves back for a second and just think what it would be like Brendan having a having a barista job oh dude i mean i think

he'll have a lot of uh first of all he'll be humbled sure yes a lot of reckoning when somebody tells him cool story bro make my fucking cappuccino you know what i mean sure i didn't even think about that yeah all the football players that are gonna come in that don't get, you know, on the team, but they get to get a coffee with them, you know? You know, like you said, with the person coming in and say, make me my macchiato, bro. Now the favorite shoe is on the other foot.

Ooh, dude. But I was thinking more like, just there's never, he's never going to make the coffee right. No. When you say caramel macchiato, if you're someone who gets a caramel macchiato, he's going to look at you like,

deuce macchiato? Like, he won't. Yeah, deuce macchiato. Great movie. Anyways, what do you want to drink? Name the movie. Yeah, that's so funny. Someone's like,

can I get a caramel macchiato? He goes, name the movie. Tries to give him a high five. That movie rule. Yeah, if you're getting a coffee at Starbucks and somebody starts going, bena, bena, bena, bena, bena,

I would get a different fucking barista, dude. He's just spilling coffee everywhere. He has CT, so he's forgetting. You get ordered an iced coffee, you get like a fucking heated up, like one of those sausage things that they have. Yeah. Jesus Christ.

I couldn't even think of a sandwich name. I don't even know. Why is there Adderall in my coffee, dude? He keeps having flashbacks to when he was on the bills. Yeah. Cappuccino with them. Chrissy Mayer stinks.

She's like one of those open micers that does the right wing grift. It's so funny to me that he would retweet something about a barista though. It's like he just keeps going at these people, dude, for no reason. I know.

He really, he has something against people that do that, I think, maybe. Such a difference. When you start being nice to your secret coffee shop people, dude, you get free coffees, dude. That's something he doesn't know.

I never know. Sad. Sad. All righty, here we go. Here's Carhartt lawsuit coming soon, baby. Posted by TheMindsI310. Fake merch. Hello, I've always been a fan of Carhartt merch,

but was recently alerted that you were doing a collab with Dry Fast Dog Asset Company known for making racism. And one of their spokespersons is Brian Callen, a Hollywood sexual predator. And then they took a picture of the car. Oh my God, dude. They went at him. I wanted to know if this is a legitimate collab.

And if so, why would you choose to work with the racist sexual predators? If this is true, I will have to boycott your merch. And advise all the others to do the same. Thank you for your time. And then this is the response, I'm assuming? Yeah. Good afternoon. Thanks so much for reaching out on this spooky day.

Halloween. Hilarious that Carhartt's still focused on the bag. It makes the email seem more authentic. Because it's right during Halloween time. Thanks for reaching us, dude. It's on a spooky day. I'm dressed like a carrot. Anyways.

She's in a drive-pass all-guest sweatshirt as she's typing this. We hope your day has been amazing. We do understand your concerns about if we collaborate with DFag. We can confirm that we do not have any collaborations with DFag and no current plans for one. We hope this information proves helpful.

God doosh! All right. Well, that's that one. Carhartt, if you're open to making merch with us, please. Can you imagine the email they get if they didn't sit with us? One guy has small teeth, and the other one keeps putting Sharpies up his ass. This one's posted by AfterSurvey2245.

Carhartt Prom, y'all. Thought this was a collab. Beast of a marketer. Yeah, I've read this one before. It's basically them asking the same thing. After looking into this website, provided it's not an authorized Carhartt distributor. Hilarious. That's funny. How does it just keep

happening? It just keeps happening. He's stupid and he does stupid things. And also he has a, I mean, he may actually have also a bad team. That's what I'm saying.

The team is just getting worse, apparently. I think it's a combination of that he is an idiot and the team is actually also bad. So it's like a bunch of idiots

working together to produce something bad. He's like, I want to make a house for my family to live in. Let's make one out of cards. And so he makes that card house. And then like 52 cards in, he's like, oh, there's not enough cards.

And then it falls down. Oh, it fell down. Let's make another house. Okay, you're going to use stones this time? Cards. Yeah, there's never going to be any pushback from a stupid team. Yeah. He's like, now I'm going to use sticks.

He starts to make a house of sticks. Well, you think it's good if I start a fire in the studio? I'm cold. I'll pee on it. Don't worry about it. Yeah, dude. Okay, so let's go to some chins clips. This one's posted by Toronto Rapture.

Eddie Bravo calls out Callan for declining an invitation to perform at his Jiu-Jitsu Coachella in December. Eddie was not inviting comedians to participate at BJJ. Bapa was not even considered. He was inviting comedians. That's hilarious. That's good. Bapa didn't get it. But Bapa also knows his place.

I've seen this clip. And Bapa doesn't do stand-up anymore. No, he's just car art. We'll see. While we have a little time, can I do one little plug? Yeah, of course. Jiu-Jitsu overdose is my attempt to do like Jiu-Jitsu Coachella, like a Coachella Jiu-Jitsu. Oh, this is the Mexico thing.

In Cancun in December, we're having Jiu-Jitsu Overdose. I'm having all my shows, Combat Jiu-Jitsu Worlds, EBI, Medusa, which is female Combat Jiu-Jitsu, and Combat Jiu-Jitsu Mexico. Every night, a different show. So it's not a comedy. It's a Jiu-Jitsu thing. Yeah,-jitsu in mexico every night a different misunderstood so it's not comedy it's a jiu-jitsu thing yeah but they're having comedians perform it that also do jiu-jitsu so that's why that's like why didn't he ask brendan chobb oh he's a you'll fuck up nadeas for sure you know what i mean this is a flashback to when i didn't i fully don't understand any of the clips but i like okay let's go back yeah i just gave up

oh and during the day a seminar this is it right here combat jiu jitsu worlds EBI Medusa but you declined

it's too late you had your chance this is it right here jiu jitsu overdose. It's every night a different jiu-jitsu show. During the day, a different seminar. And then at night, comedians that do

jiu-jitsu. Sam Tripoli. Jingle Blink. And then we fuck each other. I asked you, but you were like, your manager said it's not enough money. I didn't pay you enough. I'm not going to do it for $2,500. I got it for free. What are you talking about?

I didn't charge you at all. I think I'm going to be in Denver. And it's going to be. By the way, so he's going to be in Denver. For the cats out there, I don't ask for much because I don't matter. But I really want to know how many tickets he sells. Oh, yeah. Find out.

Leave below in the comments how many Denver tickets does Brian count. In December, whenever he goes to Denver. Right. Oh, shit. December to Denver. Yeah, dude. You think you're going to be in Denver? You don't know where you're going to be?

What's the date? It's December 11th through December 16th. I'm at Comedy Works. You go to JiuJitsuOverdose.com. Bad luck for Comedy Works. It's going to be a Planet Hollywood. Something tells me that Jamie's a little homeless. You know, i speak camera switching

because i switched the camera okay and so when he's switching to bright he's like i gotta catch this and then but then it's still eddie's plugs he's like fuck i gotta go back to eddie he's leaving some in for the chang's people to edit yeah dude maybe i have a feeling it's the case well shout out to jamie if you're watching this we love the work that you do okay that was the thing because you know he knows switching so i'm doing a bit for him shut up hollywood all-inclusive free that means free food free drinks you get to watch jujitsu every night a seminar every day every night comedy every night my goal was to create the ultimate jujitsu experience that was my goal for jujitsu coachella for jujitsu right you're crushing it's a good idea no No mention of Shab, yeah.

No, yeah. At all. But I think there might have been a conversation about it before or not. Maybe not. Yeah. Maybe. Yeah. I mean, he knew about it or at least he's pretending to know about it.

Or it's like all the guys are like, if we don't say anything to Shab, you probably won't even notice that we didn't invite him as a comedian. You know? Or maybe it's one of those things where it's like a bunch of friends and, you know, one friend shouldn't be at something. So they all talk about it and they're like hoping that he never mentions anything. Yeah. That's what, that might be it too. Who knows? Or a surprise guest. Yeah, dude. He can't say anything. Cause that's the surprise.

Brennan shop is coming. Everyone's like, Oh yeah, that's the surprise. It goes good. One guy's coming. Everyone's like, oh, yay. That's the surprise. That's good. One guy's honest. All right, let's see. So we got a lot of clips from the latest fight companion. This one's posted by Confidence Search 8648. It's called He Admits His Mexican

Cartel Story Wasn't True. I haven't seen this one yet. By Cancun, safest city in north Oh dude Is in Mexico The safest city is in north Everybody's getting paid

In Mexico Smart Who would have ever thought that Make a good deal That's like Vegas was run by the mob It was great Bro I made a mistake It's crazy

I was talking about the cartel Cause they have the Baja 1000 Baja 500 Like all the off road races And I was like yeah There's some killing I had my information off Dude The off road community was like Say what because it's super safe like no dude you're

fucking us we can't get tourism down here because that's the narrative in america yeah it's actually super safe off-road and the baja 500 this past year there was three dead guys on the course come on and they're like oh that's strange they kept going they put three more dead guys on the course and then finally a local's like hey dumbass this is cartel territory whoa this is them warning you like don't come through here so that to reroute everything go around the mountain what the fuck why would you say that yeah how could you not why would you say that that happened but it didn't happen you I don't even understand. What do you mean you got the information wrong?

You saw dead bodies. Apparently, dude. You know? What? I don't even understand that. That doesn't make sense. You know how when you're a kid and you look out the window and you're like thinking whatever you're thinking?

He's still that kid, dude. You know? So he's just a riding passenger on the Baja 400 or whatever. Yeah. And he's just like, what if there are dead bodies out here? And now the podcast is already happening in his head. You know? So he's just riding passenger on the Baja 400 or whatever. Yeah. And he's just like, what are their dead bodies out here? And now the podcast is already happening in his head, you know? That's so messed up that he's fucking up tourism in Mexico. Yeah.

Mexican as shit. You don't invite Brendan Schaub to your event if you want people to keep coming to it. All right. Let's see. Oh, I just closed another clip. The computer's acting. If you press the right click, like reopen close tab.

Wait a minute. File, reopen close tab. Oh, dude, you just came through right now, dude. What up? Whoa. Everyone give it up for Cooney really quick, dude. Yeah, dude. My bad, wrong one.

I'm all over the place. I woke up at 4.34 this morning. So this one's called posteded by Toronto Rapture. Brian makes Joe and Eddie laugh so hard, Brenda attempts to change the conversation. Let's see here. Eddie bag in front of my house that I would hit once a day. I go, I'm going to develop a left hook.

And then he showed me some technique. Opened you up a little bit, right? Opened your whole world. Dude, he showed me some shit. He showed me the hip rotation it's all in the hips bubba it's all in the hips i don't teach a lot of people that you got to take my workshop it'll get all over here yeah i'm very very i'm very restrictive in who i teach that to you've earned it you've earned it i thought it was funny how i said look

at look at steven seagal over here and it was on job he looks like that full time that's funny i give that to you it's my gift but joe's not gonna learn it and brenda's not gonna learn it look at Steven Seagal over here and it was on job. He looks like that. That's funny. I give that to you. It's my gift, but Joe's not going to learn it. And who's to explain the details of the left hook and the Scottish accent. We talked about this. Oh yeah. We watched it the first time.

Yeah. We, we came to the conclusion that Eddie is just making fun of Brian because everybody knows the Scottish accent is cringe. So he's doing it just to make fun of him. Yeah. He's like the Scottish accent is cringe. So he's doing it just to make fun of him. Yeah, he's like, this dish needs some peanut oil,

some chow mein, some onions. And he's throwing all the dishes together and then they cook it for him, dude. I agree. Also, I think that Brian saying,

it's all in the hips, Bubba, is like my hell. Like if I go to hell, I die and I go to hell, it's going to be him saying stuff like that over and over again. It's a little hot, but it's all in the hips, Bubba. It my hell. Like if I go to hell, I die and I go to hell. It's going to be him saying stuff like that over and over again. It's a little hot, but it's all in the hips Bubba.

It's a little hot. Yep. Let's see here. Oh, it's of course not going to work. Work from my Scott. I work for my root chakra, my root chakra and on my tent.

Don't you know that? That's what I do. I take a small centipede step, and you will drop. Ilya Taboria is my student. What do you do? You learn. I just can't. I don't think anyone thinks this is really funny.

A small step, Ilya. Good boy, good. Maybe Joe. Joe is so stupid that he might think this really funny. Small step, good boy, good. Maybe Joe. Joe is so stupid that he might think this is funny. But a normal human being, like,

there's no way you're laughing at this. What do you mean, Brandon? You don't think it's funny when I talk like this? When you do it, maybe.

Oh, really, dude? So bad. Look at how funny Joe thinks it is. He's such a redact. My bad, Mr. Whole Foods.

Joe, Max is going to take a real head in. You're my best, dude. Now, hold me, man. Come here, Phil. Shut up, Steve. Fucking Ilya at the party. I'm so proud of him. What do you do with Max, Joe?

55. Go back up to 55. I would say go back up to 55. Joe, you know what I do with him? Conor McGregor. Oh, he'll knock Conor out. At 55 or what? Conor must have played at 70. All right, 70. I bet Max would do it.

Cormier's pimp suit is beautiful. It's a fight at 70. All right, 70. I bet Max would do it. Cormier's pimp suit. Cormier's pimp suit is beautiful. Okay, Devil's Assistant. I think that Bapa is standing up for his friend. I think he's like trying, because he knows that they're just laughing because they're making fun of Brian because he's so terrible and like the Scottish accent there.

Maybe Joe and Eddie were like, dude, if Brian gets annoying, if I can make him do the Scottish accent so we can laugh at him. And Brendan knows that. So he's like, hey, Joe, what would you do with, he's even kind of angry when he does it.

He's like, what would you do with Teporia? What would you do with Teporia? Well, like, or whatever the fuck. Holloway, yeah. Oh, yeah, and then, so that's why. He's just doing that so that he can save his friend, which is admirable.

I think you're giving Chop too much credit, dude. I know. I'm not being serious. Yeah. He's probably like, you know, he's looking for the teat. Yeah, he just wants attention. And the attention's on Brian. He's not okay with that.

I want my banana. Where's my banana? Why is Brian getting a banana? Where did Brian go? There's a Scottish guy in front of me okay yeah this gets uncomfortable

yeah he's like why did Brian speak in Scottish now go back to where you were I don't like this anyway I bought new shoes

I bought new shoes okay I'll stop let's see here this one's called Curb Your Enthusiasm the song plays this is so funny Robbie Goodwin posted this.

Senior Harris campaign staff says their internal data shows Harris winning battleground state. Voters who have made up their mind in the last week by double digit margins. They say that Trump's MSG rally was the last straw for late breaking undecided voters. I mean, it's been said ad nauseum but I'll say it again it would be so funny if Tony Hinchcliffe is the reason Trump loses shout out to Matt and Shane's secret podcast

dude it was so funny what they said Shane said it would be hilarious if Tony caused World War 3 basically like a butterfly effect of events that causes World War III, basically. Like a butterfly effect of events that causes World War III. Well, I mean, honestly,

World War II was started by spilling beans. So, I mean, who else? A hungry wolf. He said, what if he was the Franz Ferdinand of World War III? In many ways, Franz Ferdinand was a hungry wolf. Right? And then he was killed

for being a hungry wolf, honestly. Let's be honest he was a fed wolf dude he was pretty fat oh he's fat yeah then who who's the guy that something with a p right someone shot him oh yeah who was the guy that shot him some random assassin guy peter piper yeah peter piper peter parker yeah he shot him peter parker so all right let's see uh next smeared grease on his own shirt posted by nar kill 530 i mean you know what i mean yeah what is that i had so many issues with this post like when i first seen it all right i see I see. I understand now. Okay, go ahead. Why are you in the restroom taking a picture of yourself?

Yeah. The least truck guy thing to do, dude. Yeah. Bathroom selfie. You don't see a lot of truck guys doing that. Dry fast all gas on here. You know, you got the grease on the face.

Who's working on his truck? Oh, Zembik face. You know, just why are the arms not dirty? Why are the hands not dirty? Good question. Because he knew he had to touch his phone.

Yeah. And what's with the hand, dude? He's like, look, what do you do when you're a truck guy? What are we doing here? Hashtag truck guy.

It's hard to be a truck guy, dude. You fucking ruin your shirt. You got to work on your modding and all that stuff, dude. And so you just want to take your picture like, hey, look, this is what you look like after hours and hours of modding. And the face, dude. Yeah, why is he doing that? The face.

He looks more like Joe Camel in this one than usual. Yeah. Unreal. Just unreal. Top 10 heavyweights in the world, dude. Which, by the way, T-Mose is on Spotify now. We forgot to say that at the top of the show. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. We're on Spotify. I figured it out. Sorry

that it took so long. My fault. Say it again. What? Oh, we're on Spotify. All right. Next one is we watched this one on the live, by the way, we go live Wednesdays, where we watched the whole Tony Hinchcliffe MSG rally this last week. Posted by Haphazard, Norman brings up the question of Whitney's kid's parentage. By the way, Whitney just had a baby.

We put a dead baby next to her. Yeah, guys. What do we do? We had some abortions, I assume. Some? Plural? Jesus. They're back to haunt you.

This is you and Shob's kid. Whatever happened to seven weeks? Okay, you and Shob's kid. God damn it, Mark. Of all the conspiracy theories we've talked about on this podcast. It's Callen. Just kidding. Shob's whiskey is $90 a bottle and Bodega Cat is only $40.

What is the logic on pricing? Like, how do you even... We're made for people. We respect our fans, and we don't want them to overpay for our whiskey. Yes. That's sick. And then, what is his called? Tiger Thick.

Oh, it's $60. He lowered it. It used to be $90. Does it cure CTE? Just the worst comedian of all time. Yeah. Yeah. Just so unf all time. Yeah. Yeah. Just so unfunny.

Yeah. Someday when we win, we might have alcohol though. We should make it even lower. $20. It's really cheap. It hurts the next day. You feel like shit.

Yeah, dude. We should call it tit juice or raccoon titties juice. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. We'll work on the marketing.

We're not marketing genius like job. Callen, we just don't have it yet. You love it. You just don't know it yet, okay. Yeah. All right. We'll work on the marketing. We're not marketing genius like Schaub and Callan. We just don't have it yet. You love it. You just don't know it yet, dude. All righty. This one's posted by Cable Manager Bert. Always been a Yankees fan. This is Joanna's.

Schaub posted this. Hope the Dodgers win tomorrow so my Yankees can whoop that ass. What do you think about that? You're a fellow Dodgers fan, right? Yankees can whoop that ass. What do you think about that? You're a fellow Dodgers fan, right? I don't even know what it means. So she was hoping the Dodgers beat the Mets so that the Yankees could beat the Dodgers. Oh, so this is in the past. I see.

I see. Well, if you're a Shab, you're used to losing. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a Giants fan. Have a great day. Everyone but the fucking Dodgers, dude. You know what I mean?

How infuriating is that? You know? Yeah. Well, she's here illegally. So like, is she really even know what she's talking about? Atlanta Braves, dude. Oh, I didn't see the whole thing. Damn, she has all the hats.

She's just like Brendan. Jesus Christ. Cubs. The Cubs, dude. Right. I mean, I'm guilty of this too though okay this is a dicey picture

Marlins I wish I hadn't said I'm guilty of this too when she's taking a picture of a man I meant the hats she's a real fan of ball players

if you know what I'm saying let's see Arizona Demo Vex Kansas City Royals what why can't they stick to one team i mean i wear all different kinds of hats i get that part but like different sports you're wearing a charger set i went to the chargers game never heard of it yeah um but i'm just like all baseball no it's weird to say the yankees thing and then have all like she's a big fan of the Yankees but then she has all these other yeah

Kansas City Royals White Sox Jesus he has a lot of hats just like Brendan Mexico okay that makes sense I don't have this many hats

LA finally Zodgers yeah just painting a narrative dude you should sell that along with all your fucking fake bags

you know what I mean let's see here LA okay that's I don You know what I mean? Let's see here. LA. Okay. I don't know what that is, dude. Let's get out of here. Anyways, any more thoughts on that one?

You know, I mean, we both wear tons of hats. We're hat folks. I'm very conscious on the hats I wear, dude. Really? Yeah. Is that true? Drive-fys all guys. No, seriously, yeah.

I had a Brooklyn Nets hat because I love Kevin Durant. He got off the team. I threw the hat in the garbage, dude. I want to see one. You could do one like that of you, just the different hats. But do you have any posts where you're like, my Yankees are going to beat the Dodgers? No, because you're a Dodgers fan. Yeah, I'm a Dodgers fan. When it comes to baseball, I'm not really a fan of anyone else.

I do have an Angels hat in my car, but that's because I got laid to have an Angels hat. Sounds like you're painting a narrative. No, it's 100% true, dude. I'm saying you have an Angels hat. Oh, yeah. I believe that. There's no pictures of me wearing it, though. Yeah, but now everybody knows.

This one's posted by AmbitiousTip3152. The screen's black. It's called called i'm just a collar blue collar truck guy hilarious yeah we've seen this before but it's just so funny when you look at it you laugh this is not a real picture is it no i think it's maybe another guy okay maybe it's a real picture it looks like ai strangely you know it doesn't even look like shop to me yeah but the boots are very funny it It looks enough like Schaub. Yeah.

And he's got a Yankees hat on. Yeah. To add insult to injury. Let's see here. Carhartt collab got gadooshed. Confidence Search 8648 posted this one. So I'm assuming these are the Carhartt collabs that were supposed to happen. I don't know. It doesn't say carhartt on it though so maybe these are like this is what it looks like now without the carhartt

let's see platinum bubble silver bundle gold bundle bundle yeah it doesn't say carhartt anymore okay they took probably the car like i think it maybe used to be on the sleeve oh okay that's so funny like why would you even want that on your sleeve just a giant thing that says carhartt on it yeah just taking their what is it called we're not really words guys today no um but their uh reputation and trying to take it down with you oh yeah up with you whatever anyway they're trying to get some of their swag. Yes. New mega collab just dropped posted by Square

Advertising 925. I mean great idea. Breaking Bad. Breaking Bad. Home Depot. Clippy. The old fucking emoji when you needed help on PC. NFL. Mountain Dew. Rolex. See the Carhartt

used to be on the sleeve. See how it's there on the left sleeve? Yeah. Wow. Well, we have some more coming in from there, but we'll get back to that right now. We watched the whole Tony Hinchcliffe MSG rally on our live, the most recent live.

This is AppropriateDuty930 posted this. If only Boppa could make a latino joke like this douche i think it's in reference to the puerto rican joke about floating garbage yeah so check that out if you want to see it on our live section of the youtube this is posted by toronto rapture brenda tries to be serious so eddie mocks him for it hilarious dude nice this made us laugh pretty hard when we watched it four hundred dollars i think it's more than they were supposed to make four to start and they only made this one. The next one they're going to make is way smaller.

But you know what? Hold on. Eventually, the price goes down. So the sphere's losing their ass. They're like in billions of dollars in debt. Yeah. Do we know this? No.

Yes. We're getting to it. The business model's not working. It's too expensive. Okay, so whether it's too expensive or not, right now, whatever. You're saying technology? The business model is not working. Okay, so whether it's too expensive or not, right now, whatever. You're saying technology. Just based on the experience?

Money. But just based on the experience? No, no. What I'm saying is the possibility. Because I didn't pay shit. I got free tickets. And I thought it was the most amazing experience. I've been to 9,000 UFC shows.

And this one was the best by far. But you don't need it though, Eddie. Like, wouldn't you rather just... Eddie's so pissed. Yeah, I mean, he's the stupidest point ever Shab is making. It makes no... What do you mean you don't need it? He just said it was the best thing he's ever seen. He's been to so many fights,

and it's the best one he's ever seen. Which Shab is, like, as usual, garbage, nonsense. Like, he just... Someone told him this, or he thought it at one point, so he's just going to argue it over and over again even though it makes no sense. Even I told you, I think I texted you when I was watching, this is the best UFC I've ever seen.

Yeah, you told me that. Nobody has said anything bad. He's the only person that thinks this fear is bad. It exposed more fighters. It wasn't like it took away from the fighters. I didn't know of any of those fighters. There's probably one article that said,

or someone he stole a point from that said, the spheres cost a lot of money, so now since Shaab can't be involved in it, he wants to shit on it. Yes. He's an idiot. Why not have it? We're getting to a point where anything you can imagine visually,

you can have. It's too expensive. It's too much money. I could watch this all day long, dude. I love this so much, dude. Cutting off Brian while mocking Shob, dude. That's perfect. And he's doing what we do, essentially, what we do with Shob.

I didn't catch that. That's so funny. Cutting off Brian. That's great. It's too expensive. It's too much money. We got to pay rent. Oh my God,

I miss these shows. Come on. It's too expensive. Are you doing a British shop impersonation? Nothing is too expensive. Bro. Nothing is too expensive.

Saudis. Get the Saudis. That was great. So good. Such a good dish. Thank you, Eddie. Yes. Thank you.

Thank him. He has got a bunch of grease on his fucking shirt you know what i'm saying real grease he's got fryer grease daddy uh this one's posted by kombuchel now we got to go back to the bane of existence otherwise known as the fighter and the kid podcast it's called bapa changes the narrative and the subtitle is w i wonder what that means let's see you don't give him to the 205 the biggest threat but the reason you don't give him the the biggest the biggest threat is angela very high level striking and very good wrestling

i wouldn't say high level striking he's pretty good at it i disagree you really like it really anymore really oh his striking is pretty high no no no no no one would say that he's good good grappler no no. No, no. Good striker. No. Good striker. I mean, not even close, Bubba. You're talking about world-class Alex Spear.

Yeah. You're talking about a straight knockout artist. I think the highest striking is... Nowhere near Alex Spear's. Nowhere near. You're not even putting him in the same area. Fuck no. Really?

Nobody would. Now, wrestling... Isn't that what Nar narcissist does like yeah probably they make you feel like you don't you're insane yeah he's like in a way he's like gas like look at brian's face there we go hey squeak can you go in on his face yes look at this gaslighted face yeah look at it brian is in hell. Good. Yeah. Brian deserves this. He looks like a woman just consented. He's in hell right now. He just realized

I am wearing a red toehold shirt. Fucking German lettered toehold shirt. What is that? That's very strange. Let's see. Striking. If this is a video game, Alex Striking is a test. Is this a video game? If this is a video game, Alex, we are striking. This is a video game. If this is a video game,

his wrestling is a four, right? And Clive's striking probably four. His wrestling is a four. Yes. Yes. And he went down. He went down on 10.

This show is like a four, right? Raccoon This show is like a 4. Raccoon Tweety is like a 10. You nailed it, dude. The most 10. 4-10. So if you're looking at this, they both have crazy advances over the other. One striking, one wrestling.

They have such advances on both ends in the latter half of the fight. Brennan, you're right, man. Uncle Ive's first thought is just to strike men. Yeah, so the narrative of him being like this boring grappler striker, doesn't get a title shot. You're like, eh, if you look at the stats, he's actually more of a striker. Come on.

No way. No way. That's edited. I can't even. What? Out of control. Is that the same? He really said the same guy?

Yeah, I guess so. Because I can't even remember now, dude. I mean, I'm watching the hands. I know. You know what I mean? I can't follow, dude. I just, I'm going to assume that's what it means. And that's crazy.

That is crazy. This is what makes us stop doing the show. You're like, I'm done, dude. He just changed the narrative. He just said so much that he's not good at striking. And now he's saying he's really good. What?

That's like the craziest clip we've ever seen. Fight. Brendan, you're right, man. Uncle, I have this first thought. It's just a strike,

man. Yeah. So the narrative of him being like this, you know, boring grappler striker doesn't get a title shot you're like yeah if you look at the stats he's actually more of a strike can we go back but can we go i need to know they're gonna do it now okay good but but uncle so so we're gonna get to pierre what i think because he's not an 85er and that's crazy how he can suck down on that it's so nuts um i i uh i think uncle i i think you're sleeping on a striking.

Okay, so it was Ankalive. God damn it. I think striking is. We'll see. We'll see. No, we don't need to see. Nobody on this planet is saying that Ankalive striking is even close. But Ankalive, the whole narrative on him being like,

oh, just a grappler born guy. Not really, man. Most of his stuff is done on the feet. His brain is riddled with CT. Yeah. Riddled with it. I mean, that's not good. I'm not, I feel bad.

Yeah. But he's, that's, unless he's just like an insane narcissist liar. That's what I'm thinking. Crazy person. I think. One or the other. Get this. Hear me out here.

Okay. If a narcissist liar has got this other, what is it called? Badge of CTE, you don't think they're going to use that to their advantage? You know what I mean? He's an evil genius. Yeah.

He's going to be like, it's CTE, bro. And yeah, and he's just, he messes up words every once in a while on purpose. Yeah. So that he can say whatever he wants. All that matters to Shab is that he wins.

Like is on top or has the most attention he doesn't even call it cte that's genius he calls it ct dude if he was faking it saying that is absolute genius saying ct instead of cte yeah because he's like i don't have ct i don't have ct but he he he's saying that on purpose because he knows that it sounds like he has it. Yeah. I mean. And then another thing is like when he knows he's cooking and it's not really going to go his way

because it's going to be proved wrong or something, he just hands. Hands go wild sometimes, dude. And then we always catch him in the clips. And most people don't want to confront someone like that because they'll feel bad. They feel like they're calling him stupid when he's doing that and then you go over here and then and you don't want to be like dude you're not making sense because that's me yeah and then i

was writing and then i was in a cubby and i was teaching my kids baseball cubby yeah oh man um anyways that was wild let's see here uh This one's called in hindsight. This is truly one of the great shop moments. So much happening here. Old dish long posted by AB TV 12 and I already watched this clip. I don't know if you've seen it on the show before. I feel like we have. I could be wrong,

but just some gringo poppy lore dude for you. Oh yeah, we've seen this before. You're looking to get up this thursday friday the haha in la run my 30 minute before i shoot my special next or 11th to the 13th in dallas yeah or come down to brand there in dallas yep um but i'm in i'm in la thursday and friday oh where at the haha i fucking love that place so you're shooting it in dallas where uh addison improv oh really but the backdrop it

won't look oh gotcha we're building a whole set are they okay so so are they because what is it a a half hour special 30 doing and like okay i don't know what comedy central does now i haven't worked with them in a long time you didn't it might be oh got it okay i'm definitely gonna do that oh my god like you said, in January. You're talking about mine, though? They should put it on Comedy Central. It deserves it. See, I like that, dude.

30s? Yeah, man. I'm telling you, it's the way to go. I don't know. It's just like, it's so different now, and it changes so much. Imagine being three years into comedy or less and being like 30-minute specials is the way to go, dude. Yeah. That is crazy

just to think that you know more than all these other comedians. Than all the comedy. He's trying to be like Andrew Schultz and the head of the game. Scoop up the bag. I'm on TikTok, bro. 23-minute, bro. Yeah. I told you when I literally met with Netflix,

no matter who it is, Chappelle, Rogan, bro. 23 minute, bro. Yeah. I told you when I literally met with Netflix and I'm like, yeah, no matter who it is, Chappelle, Rogan, everybody stops at 28 minutes. I go, it's so weird.

Why would I give you guys an hour? Yeah. If we know, especially my demo, 1836, why would put an hour if people are just going to watch 28? Yeah. Why would the bro whisper do that?

I'll just save the other 30 and put it out the following. Right. So then I'm getting more content. Yeah. Yeah. Instead of just working on an hour for four years, I just like you're doing 30 every two years. Correct.

If you look at guys who put stuff out on like, uh, the best is, I don't mean to interrupt you. The best is I tell him. And he interrupts. I know you do more Santa than me, but I'm going to tell you how it is actually.

And it's definitely average watch time is what he's talking about. Like on these episodes, we get average watch time of 29 minutes. And so that doesn't mean we're going to make 29 minutes a shot. We're going to keep it 10 minutes. Oh yeah, that makes no sense.

If I'm Comedy Central though, I would at this point take, if Brendan Schaaf would sell me it, I'd absolutely buy it and I would release it and be like, worst standup special ever. Try and get anything because nobody watches Comedy Central at all.

So that would be kind of funny. Also very good to do for comedy itself. Yeah, we need to see the Gringo Poppy on a network. It shouldn't be on YouTube. Yeah, when I come home from working, I want to turn on the TV and be like, the Gringo Poppy. Gringo Poppy on network TV would be awesome.

Yes. Or cable TV, but either one. And the uncut Gringo Poppy, dude, imagine. If they had, well, you know, we want the documentary going. Yeah. Let's see. Rogan that, you know, Rogan's a savage. I go, dude, it just doesn't make sense for me.

I go, like, why do we do ours? Because I want it. I go, no, I know. He goes, no, that's what I want to do. That's what I want to me. I go, like, why do we do hours? Because I want it. I go, no, I know. He goes, no, that's what I want to do. That's what I want to do. I like doing hours. Yeah. That's old school.

I think half hour makes a lot of sense. It's harder to do a half hour in some ways because you have to be more disciplined. You've got to be more, you know what I mean? You've got to cut the fat. Yeah, you've got to cut the fat. Half hour sometimes is harder. Doing a shorter special is harder than a longer special in a lot of ways, I think. I think it's tough.

It makes you more disciplined. More disciplined. You've got to cut the fat. And then it has to be 30 minutes. If it's going to be 30, it has to be fucking Fury. So you've got to figure out what to put in, what to take out. I got that. Oh, fuck, dude.

Oh, man. Awesome. Name me one line of the Gringo Puppet that's fat. I couldn't tell you. Oh, I could Awesome. Name me one line of the Gringo puppy that's fat. I couldn't tell you. Oh, I could say a lot. Maybe when he's like, what's up, Dallas? There's a lot of ladies in the crowd tonight. That wasn't trimmed in the fat.

What was taken out instead of what's up, Dallas? Dallas is different. Dallas is different. Dallas is different. There's a lot of ladies in the crowd tonight. You already said that, Brendan. I'm not used to this. I'm not used to this. All right.

So I don't know if you followed Photoshop Gate. This is posted by Chrome Brick. I don't know why that's funny, too. Clint going overtime on the photo shawl be not looking good for when Carhartt comes a knocking. Good insight to how this racket is being run. Get this shit deal for

tickets when the orders are in. We will actually buy it and then print it up and ship it to you in five to six weeks. This is drop shipping but without any of the benefits of lower labor costs, manufacturing costs, warehousing and yeah right so i want you to tell me before we go to the next slide what about this is photoshopped um i you could see from here i'm not going to zoom in anymore i don't know maybe the car hard thing everything everything is obviously Photoshop, but check this out.

The ropes. The F is over the, oh, wow. Jeez. That made me laugh hard. I know you're slower. No, that's good. That's pretty good. You're better at Photoshop than me.

That's why I was like, I wonder if you could tell. Yeah, they didn't even, no, man. I could have Photoshopped this better. It's lazy. Let's see here. People look at our at our thumbnails are like this isn't lazy uh those are lazy too this is supposed to be reverend born again shop on tony okay we had to go over this dude let's see here tony is a savage roaster that's what he is that's what he's going for he's the best in the world at doing it he's massive he's the he's known for. He's the best in the world at doing it. He's massive. He's the best to ever do it, right? He's the roast master.

That's what he does. Dodgers hat. That's for a certain type of fan. You got to know you're going to get that. Hold on. Let me finish it. It's for a certain type of fan base. Shut up, Brian.

At a rally, a political rally, you got to remember. See, Climbed Up. 98% of the audience doesn't know who Tony is, isn't familiar with his work. And it's for a rally for the president of the United States. Tony's going to say the most outrageous shit. If you watch his Netflix, you know, row session of Tom Brady and all that stuff, he's going to say the most outrageous, hurtful stuff.

But in that lane, he's the best at doing it. But you take him out of there, you drop him. This shit is so funny. He put his hand inside of his hand and pulled it out after doing intense C-clamps alongside whatever these are called. These are probably large C-clamps. He looks at his body as like a hand. Also, I'm sure this was in the comments but um rally he says rally right but raleigh he'll he says rally and raleigh the same way how can he get rally right

and raleigh wrong i say rally for north carolina you say rally yeah really i didn't know it was raleigh oh well it is okay balls i'm in the casual pool and you say that stuff it's gonna offend not only the left but also the right it's gonna be a problem i think for tony he's gonna be bigger now but it actually hurts the movement because the left goes okay most people don't know who tony is we're to run with this. And we're going to take his stuff that, if this is kind of eccentric. Yeah, they're already using it. He's milking the cows. If this is kind of eccentric.

We're going to milk Tony like a cow. But this is a political rally. We're going to jack him off. This isn't a vote. Yeah, now he's jacking off everybody. You're known for it, and you're the best in the world at doing it. I don't have an issue with it. It's Tony.

He's the best. I don't have an issue with it. Well, you also know he's not. He is not the best. Serious. You know he's not being you know remember we know tony the issue is and we're trump you won't say he's not racist 98 you gotta vet the savage you gotta know that you have no you yeah you're not bringing you're not bringing on you're not bringing a politician on you're bringing a a guy who who takes risks. It's so funny when they try not to mention animals. He's like,

you're bringing a guy who, who, who, who, who is a lion, a barking mantis and who knocks it out the park. And there's big risks. The reason why Tony's so good because he takes big risks,

he takes big risks, but, and they're also super offensive, but it's funny in his arena. We know him when you don't know him. Oh my God. He just called Puerto Rico or Costa Rica trash. Costa Rica. offensive but it's funny in his arena we know him when you don't know him the left doesn't they go oh my god he just called puerto rico or costa rica trash costa rica and so they're gonna run so the way i look at it i don't think it's gonna matter i don't think i've been asked a lot

i love that job is always like violently uninformed like he never really knows someone told him i'm starting to believe that it is people just telling about about things he doesn't actually see anything bubba i didn't know costa rica dude how do you or costa rica or whatever it is one of those spanish countries or switzerland or something yeah somewhere in africa you get it yeah africa and from conservatives and from you know and so here's how I would look at it. You know, um, I didn't watch, I didn't watch him do the stuff. I read about some of the jokes, some of those jokes were, and I think part of what makes Tony successful is that he takes big risks as a comedian. Yes. And so, so sometimes, you know, and most of the time, a lot of comics will take those risks in a friendly audience or a smaller audience. But Tony, you know,

Tony took a big risk on a world stage. And that's Tony. He's willing to take a huge risk. When I saw him, good for you. Yeah, now sometimes it'll, it'll... When I saw him, good for you. Do you see him already? Yeah.

Also, what do you mean good for you? He fucking ruined, like, it's not a good move. You shouldn't say that kind of stuff at a rally. You should say that stuff in red chairs. Yes. As a comic, as a comic when you're writing, when you're trying things out, as a comic, sometimes you're going to find out where the line is, and you're going to find out where the line, when you cross the line.

You're going to find out. But sometimes you do it in a smaller crowd he might have found out but tony's at this level though like his his thing is his roast on netflix is the most watched thing ever on netflix so so he's already at a mass already and that was already yeah and that was already pretty like part of the reason people loved it was because it was like he didn't give a fuck you know and and nor, and, and, or does Tony and you fuck about this, but also with the narrative on the left, being like, Oh, it's going to sway the election. It's not just the narrative on the left. No, but hold on. Even the right. So bad bunny has been on the left. Bad bunny has been endorsing Biden

endorsing Kamala Harris. That's not new Tony doing this. It's not like bad. But I was like, all right, that's it. I'm going to pick pick a side most of those big names have been endorsing kamala from the jump so i know the narrative now look at all these latino influencers endorsed they've been on that side yeah i know but there's not a lot of people i'm not gonna say i don't know enough i do i'm not i'm not brian's like i know you're wrong but i have no idea what really so i'm not gonna say he won't correct him. He's like, you know, I know that as usual, Shab has no idea what he's talking about. But you know what? I'm not going to say anything.

The lips, dude. It's so funny, dude. He's like, oh. I want this to be my phone background, dude. Skeptical hippo eyes. And Shab knows he knows. I do know. Shab's cooking. him cook people on the on the in the music industry endorsing trump they can't do so this whole narrative look all these latinos

endorsing kamal it's gonna influence no it's not they've been doing it how's it going the actually that's not uh that's not actually accurate um the latina vote um for the first time in a lot of ways is skewing you you know, especially Latino men are skewing toward Trump. You're not listening, B. I said the music industry. So you're conflicting two things. Yeah, right. The Latino vote, which isn't the elite fucking music artists, they're trending towards Trump.

But if you think because Bad Bunny says to vote for Kamala Harris is going to change that, you're out of your fucking mind. He's been on her side. No, no. So I think what the worry is from what I have read and what I've heard is that because the Latino vote is so important. Of course, huge. You know, and also it's not just the Latino vote. It's pockets of the Latino vote, right? So in like Allentown, Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania is a big, big swing state.

So the worry sometimes can be, did that sway in a razor-thin election? Did that kind of get – and then you have the leaders of the Latino community saying, like mayors and stuff, pointing to this as being evidence that the Trump campaign is racist or whatever it might be. If Kamala wins, there will be a clip of Shah being like, and I said, Tony Hinchcliffe changed the election because he said that stuff about Costa Ricans or whatever. That's what all those fucking Venezuelans came out and they voted for Kamala Harris. I didn't do the shot voice, but you get it.

I mean, he's so redacted, he could post that video for either argument. That's true. Because he says like how Tony fucked up and then he's like, but it doesn't matter. It's not going to affect anything. This one's posted by CJK610. That's true. Because he says like how Tony fucked up and then he's like, but it doesn't matter. It's not going to affect anything. You know? This one's posted by CJK610.

It's called my takeaway from every fight companion, a parrot with CTE. As you can see, Shab is a parrot with Dreyfus, I guess, over Joe Rogan's shoulder. Rings calling out Bapa on his bullshit finally, only because there's three other men in the room though. Did we already watch this? No, I don't think we did.

Poop Dick the Clown 91. We would probably remember that. No way we'd have forgotten that. Artwork from JWG made his co-workers privy to this pedophile tendencies makes total sense to me. Oh, I've seen this. I saw this. Those child shows. Those pedophophiles you know one of the ways that nickelodeon uh weirdo got busted he had

people over his house and he had a bunch of artwork from uh john wayne gacy it was like showing it off and someone on the staff was like hey dude that's fucking weird what yep and that's when they started becoming privy to it why he it a bunch of artwork from just sure about that? Yeah Yeah, look at me. Jesus Christ. Yeah That's like that mean Brian is like that Got a direct connection to the white but it wasn't like in his basement. It was like a centerpiece. Like when the clown draws.

I remember I watched that documentary. Yeah. Quiet on set? Yeah, quiet on set. Yeah, I mean, you know, it's just when Shab is the one breaking something ridiculous to you, you're like, I'm going to give a second opinion. Yeah, no one believes him. Yeah.

Even when he's saying something that's true. Oh, this is great. Posted by Don't Know Who You Are or Don't Know Who to Axe. Ringo Papi 2 in New York City. Hey, Puerto Ricans, it's keto, bitch. As you see,

this is Shab as Tony Hinchcliffe. Oh, see, that's good Photoshopping. President Trump holds a historic MAGA rally in New York as early voting is underway. Let's see who's next. Grift 2.0, Caterpillar Hot 539, fraud fast, no cash, as you can see there.

What do you think about that? Well done. Let's get that shirt. Let's see what's next here. Oh, a stem cell gooch injections down in tijuana explains why he goes there for car parts posted by hemp farmer 90 i was going bradley let's see i'm actually really interested in this please and bradley's gonna know the answer to this people went to get their dicks bigger too what is that possible there were a lot of people that were just there for their

dicks does it work how wait wait wait wait not to themselves for the yes yes themselves for the dick okay so here's what actually happened is like some dudes went down there just to pump up their dick they put like two needles in your gooch a bunch of dudes went down just for that but there were like 50 people 30 to 50 people in this in this place at this one week. And there was one guy there that was like a manly man, right, like everybody knew of him. He's like, he fights real good, right? I'm not gonna say names, but he got it. And then-

Brendan Schaub. Wait, there's a fight, this is an actual fighter? It's a guy, it's a guy, he fights good. I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it. I can't. But he got it. We know it's a guy. You said it. I don't want to know about stuff like this, but it does make me laugh,

the idea that it could be Brennan Shaw. Goddamn dig down to here. There's plenty of evidence, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, all things point to that. Yeah. Inter broma y broma, la verdad se asoma. Within every joke is a truth.

So, you know,rennan shaw is packing dude that's right that's for our dad uh let's see the next one here this was posted by s steiner accounting it's called i opened a little carbon fiber shop in my mom's closet had them all in vanilla folders stood outside with signs carbon fiber for sale oh and i think too i'm a big carbon fiber guy since i was a kid yeah so like the more carbon fiber the better i say this is the baddest trx there is there's one batter robbie woods built one and his is fully carbon fiber but he painted over it but that's a badass build he's been carbon fiber since he was a kid i mean that's just a ridiculous lie i mean

explain your narrative dude yeah yeah oh me yeah dude what the fuck you mean i don't even know what carbon fiber is oh dude the most not knowing the black parts of a car dude it's carbon fiber okay yeah and he's been into that since he was a child yeah dude you ever heard of fiberglass b he bring he uh uh what's it called what's it take um when you show and tell for show and tell they brought in carbon fiber. Yeah, because you would bring stuff that you were really into as a kid. Right. And so what is he going to bring?

He's not going to bring an orca whale. You know what I mean? He's not going to bring a blackfish. Sure. Right? He's going to do carbon fiber. Hey, class. I know we're getting ready for show and tell,

so everybody show what you brought. What did you bring, Timmy? I bought a toy, my favorite toy. Oh, wow. What is it? Oh, it's an action figure. All right. Brendan, what did you bring?

I bought carbon fiber. What? I wish I hadn't done that. I tried. I bought carbon fiber and comic books and cauliflower ear. The three C's. There you go. I found it.

This toy is not real. It doesn't have to be huge on you. It's a dick. Spider-Man. Okay. This is posted by Chin Second Balcony. Hey, Bapa, you season race car driver is what it's called.

Let's see. I just, you know, I'm just different. Like, don't get me wrong. There's something to miss about fighting. But, man, when you're racing, especially, you know, I race UTVs. I race for Polaris. You know, I do the Mint 400, California 300, stuff like that. Yeah.

I love Chang's, dude, because, you know, we went through a period in Chang's where there's not a lot of Bapa. You know what I mean? People were like, I want more Bapa. Now we're getting nothing but's, dude, because, you know, we went through a period in Chang's where there's not a lot of Bapa. You know what I mean? People were like, I want more Bapa. Now we're getting nothing but him, dude. It's the best. Yeah. I never met him, though.

Let's see here. This is called Bapa Knows His Politics, posted by AppropriateDuty930. I don't even give a fuck about all the stuff she's talked about, about policies and all these different things. We know her positions. Who are you? Just be Yeah, who are you? Just be real. Who are you the crazy thing with Kamala? She would be she would be well served to cut step. Yeah, no, she's not 20 million illegals coming through the border unvetted. I'm glad you asked that.

No, no, no. She steers it back to the same talking points. She steers it back to I'm a middle class. Everything. Families are struggling. Families. And then. But no plan.

I need to hear what you want to do about it. You would think her hands are like. Don't tell her shit. The way they're doing it is very unnatural. And if you take a person that clams up when they have to talk publicly and you put them in unnatural environments, you incite all kinds of anxiety inside of them. It's a terrible way to communicate. I don't think this would go better for her. I just don't think it's her thing.

Three hours. If she gave you three hours. Brendan, I'm trying to sell it and you're fucking it up for me. Maybe Kamala could sing or something. No, I think if Kamala. You know what I mean? If she gave you three hours. I'm trying to sell it and you're fucking it up for me. Maybe Kamala could sing or something. No, I think if Kamala. You know what I mean? If she could sing. Also, it's funny.

The celebrities come out to support Kamala. You're like, what the fuck? All of them are moving to Europe. And they're like dancing. We love Kamala. Usher. Beyonce came out last night. She says yes three hours.

I hope she says yes too. We really are in three hours. I don't know if she'd do three hours. They'd probably want to do like an hour. You're going to get 20. I think Kamala Harris would go on T5K. Me too. That would be better than Rogan, in my opinion.

I don't want Rogan to decide the election. I want Brendan Schaub to decide the election. Absolutely. Yes. I mean, 100%. Think about it. You put Kamala Harris next to Brendan Schaub. She looks 20 times better, smarter.

You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. More coherent. Right. Right. That's true. in job she looks 20 times better smarter you know i mean oh yeah more coherent right right that's true you tell shop to take all the kratom all the tiger thick all the happy hippo all the fucking magic mind you know i mean tell them to be on all that shit and then have kamala come on you know yeah it'd be cool to see trump on there too trump on t5k yeah i don't know why I'm here. I came in here. I said, this guy's an idiot. He's got CTE. You are disgusting.

Brendan, he always makes me laugh. Brendan does. What did you say the other day? I went on TFAK the other day. Wow. I said, I'm not going on TFAK. I told my chief of staff, I'm not going in there. I'm not going into those thick boy studios.

Kamala wouldn't be able to handle it. She'd just cackle. Brendan, he's so funny. Brendan makes jokes about keto taquitos. See, Kamala's on Call Her Daddy. I'm on a show with T-Fat K. Big red chairs. The biggest red chairs.

Let's see here. I don't know, man. 22 minutes. 22 minutes with bullet points You know it's like No one knows who these fucking people are Get into his favorite sexual position We do know who Tribe was I think so

Didn't that Call Her Daddy girl Didn't they start talking about bedroom stuff Yeah I like cowgirl Oh my goodness Oh my goodness You son of a bitch cowgirl but really reverse cowgirl but the one he stands up and says fight fight fight is the most American things of all time ever of all time ever well tell me that you can't fake that that guy got shot she did da she had a big girl job it's like it's not like she had a real job i like how you say big girl job sex is

piece of shit it's just a big job it's a good job it's a big boy big girl job the smartest guys in the world are comedians yes this is who we should be listening to if you don't get your advice from Brian Callen Joe Rogan the toughest job, the most elite veterans there's only 250 of them that can do it and you're going to ignore their advice no doubt it come on bro

this is posted by confidentsearch8648 we only have two more left we're almost done dude I know this is the part of the show where we're like, feel more and more like Shab. No, no, no. This is called the Hungry Wolf Assassin.

Let's see. No, I don't think Tony did do anything wrong there. He's a comic. He took big swings. Tony did what he does. You hired him to do, he's an assassin. Now you're upset he did some assassination shit. Okay.

And your pony needs to be good. now you're upset he did some assassination shit so oh my god one of the funniest things of all time is Joe Rogan I didn't get the clip this today it wasn't in Chang's so I didn't pull the clip this today it wasn't in chang's so i didn't pull it but with uh guess who dude edgecliff joe rogan with the fucking trigger nomitry guys on his podcast oh yeah i saw that they went on there yeah what the hell and they're talking about how tony got canceled again yeah i should watch that i haven't watched it yet. I cannot stand that guy's laugh. Which one? Oh, that guy.

It was only the one guy. It wasn't both. It was both. Oh, it was both? Yeah. The other brown guy fucking has to stay quiet because this guy's cackling the whole time. I call that white guy with glasses Kamala.

Let's see here. This is called... So we wanted to end on a cliffhanger. Exambler posted this one papa announces the new totally not a scam giveaway a ford musdang let's see all right kids uh drive fast all gas launches this freaking friday this friday is your chance to win be like our boy will who won the raptor killer from roush. Be like Will. We have great merch.

We have a bunch of Carhartt stuff on there. All new merch. All new printer shipping. Zero issues. It is button up. We are good to go. This is your chance. Zero issues. Whoever says that about shipping their product,

there's no problems with our shipping. There's a selling point. Also, Carhartt, zero issues. Whoever says that about shipping their product, there's no problems with our shipping as a selling point. Well, also Carhartt, zero issues. Oh, yeah, true. So there are some issues, yeah. Because there's no more Carhartt merch to buy. And that's what I wanted to buy because I wanted to win a Mustang. To win over 800 horsepower 2024 Ford Mustang Dark Horse with GTD carbon fiber fenders,

carbon fiber hood, spoiler, lip, custom interior from SOS. You have custom GTD wheels, upgraded beer brakes with the big Brembos. Beer brakes. This thing is decked out. It will be at SEMA. It's the official car for a Roush and a Magnusonette. What was that? I don't know.

What was that? It's censored. It will be at SEMA. It's the official car for a Roush. Wait, wait, wait. What was that? I don't know. What was that? It's censored. It will be at SEMA. It's the official car. Okay. All right. All right. Never mind.

It's the car for a Roush. Maybe. Oh, dude. What the hell was that? You got a good eye on you, Cooney. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm waiting for a door to creak now because you got me on door watch.

Mm-hmm. And Magnuson at SEMA. So come see me. I will be at SEMA next week. I have no clue what the fuck that was. Um, come and see it out there. I'm a Sam song.

This thing goes live this fricking Friday, dry, fast, all gas.com. When this damn thing, this is a shorter one than last time. We're going November 1st to December 15th. I'm trying to deliver this bad boy announced the winter before Christmas.

So you have a brother, a dad, a mom, an uncle. They've always wanted a monster car, a dope ass ride, a hot rod. This is it. This is your chance to give the gift that keeps on giving. This is a one of one dark horse Mustang. This thing is so badass.

I love it. Has the Roush launch edition supercharged kit on it. They only made a hundred of them. They're sold out. They're never making them again. I love it. It has the Roush launch edition supercharged kit on it. They only made 100 of them. They're sold out. They'll never make them again. This has it. It has a bunch of other upgrade goodies. This is it, man.

I'm so bored, dude. I know. The longer he talks, I'm just like, dude. I'm impressed that he memorized all that stuff. I mean, all the words mean nothing to me. He's reading. Oh, he's reading? Well, that's impressive.

We're giving him credit, yeah. Reading is good for him. The Roush lineup, whatever that is, has never been made before, never will be made again. Right? That's pretty good. So, DriveFastAllGas.com launches this Friday. Good luck, kids. Good luck to the winner.

Hope you guys dig it. Thanks for all the support. Love you guys. Thanks for watching. Like, subscribe, do your thing. DriveFastAllGas.com. I'm out. I you guys. Thanks for watching. Like, subscribe, do your thing. SubscribeFastAllGas.com. I'm out. I love you too, Brennan. Yeah, dude. Brennan, love you, dude.

What's it called? Well, we got to get in on this truck giveaway now, dude. We didn't win the first time. Yeah, I don't know, man. I'm not sure if I want to get in on this one. I now do think it's kind of a scam. I think it's a scam. I think he's going to pick the winner, and that kind of a scam? I think it's a scam. I think the,

I don't, I think he's going to pick the winner and that kind of makes me sad. Okay. That's cool that you think that, dude, but you know, lawyers are lawyers,

B. Right. He's got to go to a lawyer to get this shit figured out. You think he's a scam if a lawyer's involved? I mean, it could be.

Dude, the, no, dude, it couldn't be. Right. Nah, dude, it couldn't be. Right. Nah, dude, you can't have carbon fiber hood spoilers, side chinks, whatever they call them.

Right. All these glitz and glamour stuff. You think you're going to fucking give that away to a homie? Yes, I mean, you think it's too much. It's too much stuff they're giving away. They had to have had a lawyer. When's your birthday, dude? When's my birthday?

May 29th. All right. You might get... Christmas might come three times, dude. Oh, you're going to get me this merch? DriveFastLogGuy.com. Oh, thank you. And Christmas, obviously the real Christmas.

You know what I mean? You're going to dress to Santa, right? You get that beard, daddy. Okay. And then you get the Mustang, dude. If you win the Mustang, that would be amazing. Oh, my God, dude. I need a car so bad.

I thought you were going to give it to me. If it's electric, I'll keep it. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Life is too short to drive electric. No, I mean, I want an electric car. Oh. I'm a pussy, dude.

You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Every night. Everybody knows that. Well, hopefully we can win this time, dude. I know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Well, everybody, every night. Everybody knows that. Well, hopefully we can win this time, dude. I don't think a homeless cat won this last one, but the more truck giveaways he gives out, and they're not scams,

I'll cut that part out that you said that, but the more likely a homeless cat is to win, dude. That is true if they're not scams. If they're not scams. But yeah, that's it. That's the last clip for the week. All right. Have a good not scams. But yeah, that's it. That's the last clip for the week. All right. Have a good

week, guys. Bye. Ah! Travis, look at the camera.