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I feel my show getting banned just cause I'm friends with Brogan
the views that get in stealth with Netflix's thumbnail
I show was Peaches delight
Now chin gets drunk every night
Legs set to fire him
Let's change the locks on chin
Mates Triscuits
Who kills a fuck he's
a beat through him through a glass door.
Welcome back to 10 Minutes a shop.
As always, join the Patreon, join the Reddit.
We live stream on Wednesdays.
Ever heard of it?
On the Patreon, we watch Dave Chappelle's Closer,
and I won't say what we think about it,
but one person wrote on a YouTube comment,
Cooney was on point talking about the closer.
So, I mean, the people are talking,
but that is not why they're here, Gerardo.
No. No.
You guys are here to watch.
10 minutes of shop. So start the timer.
Play the chain clip. All righty.
Timer started. Consider yourself
worn strapped a figgy.
This one's posted by
one usual, 4-460.
Right. It's Marg,
bring the dig juice and Addie's era.
I remember this photo.
I didn't forget this.
Why is that?
You know, because
gimmee.
I'm sorry. I wish I hadn't said I remembered it,
but I do.
Yeah.
I know. Let's see. Oh, here we go. Changing, grabbing a lift. So that's, that's not shop. That's the person right. In my room, gimmee. Okay, I'm on my way. What are we going to do with you? I like it. You're going to swallow this big dick for me, babe.
Spitz of a good girl. Like 15 minutes away, K. Close, babe.
Oh, yeah. Dude. God, gross. It's gross to see shop talking to people, like what his thoughts are.
how he interacts with people.
The DMs.
You wish you didn't see it.
Never meet your heroes.
Yeah.
Right.
Devil's assistant.
He's trying to avoid the awkward moment in the room where he's like, so you want to,
you want to focus?
That's the awkward moment is him asking for sex.
I don't know if he's trying to avoid that.
He just,
he wants her to show up.
What is he,
Chris DeLea?
This is probably how Chris DeLea talks with him to.
He wants no conversation.
Yeah.
He's like,
I'm just going to come over though.
And then do it.
and then
my watch TV and
I go.
Streamscapey.
No talking.
Oh,
here we go again.
Hello.
Brendan Shob.
I'm horrible.
Why are you horrible?
L.
O.L.
House Papa.
I've never been good at texting.
I'm not attached to my phone.
L.
O.L.
I dig that.
Forgive you.
Just don't go.
Am I on me?
Boo.
Deal.
When do I see you tomorrow?
I land around two shows
until 730.30.
So,
so I can hang before 6 p.m.
And obviously after two.
if you're up for it, babes.
Damn, these guys are, like, too old to be, like, setting up sex rendezvous after shows.
And he's married.
Yeah.
Blogbussah.
Yeah.
Don't go M-I-A on me, boo.
How about a...
I am married, but I am open to cheating on my wife.
I would like to have sex with you.
Yeah.
Is that something that you're also open to?
I'm a bad person.
That's the communication.
Would you be okay with having sex with a married man?
Don't go married in action on me, boo.
All right, I'll stop.
Like five minutes from the club.
I'm at Hotel Leveque.
Like 11 minutes from the club with that face.
He loves that face.
Hotel Leveik.
Close enough of you trying to link up.
Trouble.
Oh my God.
All right.
I'm trying to scoop up the bag.
Yeah, that's his top three used his thinking.
Like, what should I see?
And then the winky face
The winky face and the gimmee
Top three of you.
The gimmee is such a funny thing
to send us somebody.
Let's see what else we got here.
Joanna needs a handler
at Echo 543.
Should we even see this?
I try to avoid it.
Okay.
All right.
It's Joe Ruggins.
So I'm sure it's going to have to do this.
Oh, this is going to be,
I know what this is going to be.
This is going to be the thing where he's like,
you know, I see some like friends wise posting shit.
Bredman had some guy on, and the guy was explaining how Instagram is essentially an infidelity accelerating machine.
Because if you think of like how many, I mean, I know guys who are married, and their wife's page is all their wife sticking their titty's out and sticking their butt out.
Be cool, Joe.
It's literally the whole page.
He's on the round.
And I'm not talking about girls who are like professional fit.
Witness influencers that are just showing how good their body is.
I'm just talking about just regular gals.
Like if you're a professional fitness person and, you know, maybe you train people or something like that.
Yeah, of course you should show your body.
That's what everybody wants.
Yeah.
You're literally advertising.
But look, I did this to me.
I can help you do this to you.
But some of them are just ass and titties and like, do you like my feet?
And like they're married, right?
Rogan is minimum sky.
He posts a lot.
Yeah.
He posts a lot on the Reddit.
He's bombed on the DMs, like constantly.
And if something goes wrong in the marriage,
they have like probably so many options.
Like pro athletes are DM and them.
Oh, no.
Who knows, you know?
God, seem like that.
That was fucking weird.
Huh?
Holy shit.
What the hell was that all about?
Yeah, dude.
Do you never talk about your friends well?
Yeah. Nuts.
That's a little number one in the bro code.
Well, who's breaking the code though, dude?
Because Shab's cheating on her.
Oh, yeah. No, Shab, I mean, Shab has broken a different code.
But I don't think Rogan should be talking about his friend's wife.
True, true, true.
Yeah.
Keep it in the locker room, dude.
I don't know where else.
Keep it near the cubby.
This is posted by Rough Conclusion, 6149.
Bapa has listed their house for sale.
Texas is happening.
Oh, fuck.
God damn.
That's a big ass house, though.
How does he fit in that thing?
Dude, that's insane.
That's their house?
It's like a Wes Anderson.
Can you imagine like Wes Anderson doing a Shab house?
Yeah.
The West Anderson, Brendan Shab.
Make it happen, Chin.
Wow.
That is a nice house.
The Secret Life of Brendan Shob, Chapter 1.
Five bed, six baths, six thousand,
700 square feet. I'm a numbers guy.
Dude, they sound like you're doing a good.
Were you trying to do West Enders in there?
Yeah. Okay, I was good. That's good. Let's see.
I don't know. That's insane. He's definitely going to Texas.
Yeah.
All right. Slowjo is going to change
her identity when they moved to Texas.
Should we read it or not?
Okay. Posted by Alien.
The Kardashian
egotistical, materialistic, L.A.
Celebe Front isn't going to fly in Texas.
She's going to go to shift her own identity and posies.
He's going to start to. LARPing as a Texan
As soon as she gets there, she's going to start wearing cowboy hats and boots, jeans, flannels, etc.
She's going to become extremely patriotic and we'll start posting about Christianity and conservative politics.
She's going to start rooting for taking.
Okay, yeah, we get it.
I don't know about that.
As we learned from Rogan and Shob, Austin's liberal a shit, be.
It's basically fucking North Korea with a beach.
So I don't know about that.
North Korea with a saddle.
Yeah, Austin doesn't have a beach.
whatever, whatever, dude, we get it.
North Korea with the Buckees.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
What a jump scare there.
New T-Fat K, Texas era coming.
Howell Baba Fuck It Up posted by Don't Know Who to Ax.
Shot for the moon landed on the stars be.
I mean, this looks like it's a real picture they took.
Yeah, this is very good Photoshop work.
Very good.
And Shab is online so much in Callin that you can make stuff like this.
There's pictures out there that you can put in probably any movie.
Mm-hmm.
Name the movie.
Dallas Pires Club.
Let's see what else they got here.
Pull up, Shane, posted by Ocho Man 3-4-1-2.
Dang, we know where his allegiance lies.
I know.
That's got to hurt.
Right.
Gillis posing with your enemy.
Mm-hmm.
You know when this photo, you know in this photo.
You know when this photo was taken?
You know what time?
It's 434.
435.
Oh.
No, you're right the first time.
Damn, that'd be funny if Nate Diaz tweeted out,
Shane, big old pussy gillis.
Or just the pussy about Job again.
Yeah, yeah, true.
I'm here.
Me and Shane are here,
and Shab is a big old crying pussy.
He has a shirt that says big old pussy shop.
Who do you think that Nate Diaz thinks he's picking a picture with?
He's like,
Mr. Rogers.
Yeah.
He's like,
Dad, I got this picture
with fucking Mr. Rogers.
It's me,
Mr. Rogers.
They're at Tams.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
All right.
Let's see what else we got here.
Shob showed up 30 minutes late
with Sanaz,
posted by Clint Putter of Chips.
Oh,
what is this?
That's a weird pick.
Oh, is that?
the show? I think so.
Maybe they're doing some AI shit with
Steve Harvey. Yeah. Probably
great content. Never seen it.
Well, it's a great show. Oh. You got to check it out.
I mean, someone would say the best.
That face though.
Yeah, he's, he's starting to look
Guyco Cavemanish.
Mm-hmm. Very good observation.
He can save you money on your car insurance,
B.
He looks like the secrets are getting to him, dude.
Fucking, yep.
He looks like if I were to go to his house in
in Transylvania, he'll lock me in and then suck out of my
chest like Nusferatu.
Oh, did you ever see that?
Mm-hmm.
What'd you think?
Great movie.
I still, I've, I've, there's a plenty of movies I've got to see you, man.
I like how you ask me about the movie instead of laughing at much.
He showed up with a Diet Coke on Skate, dude.
Yep.
I mean, to be fair, we show up with Diet Coke's and coffee.
Mm-hmm.
So that's kind of just a podcast.
That's what you learn when you got a black belt, right?
White belts just show up on time, nothing to drink.
Good luck with that.
You can answer truthfully or not,
but how many times have you showed up just having sex, dude?
That too.
With yourself.
Every night.
That's what he did.
That's where they're referring to.
Sanaz and him walked in together.
Oh, I best it.
D's face, dude.
He's like, you're really going to fuck on him while we're recording a podcast?
He's a weird ass face.
Let's see the last one.
I'm sure it's going to have to do
with the gnaz pulling in too.
Nope.
She doesn't have to work anymore
because she's dating the boss.
Classic story.
I'm not going to hate on him,
dude.
Do your thing, boy.
He's married, though,
so I will hate on him, actually, yeah.
It'd be weird.
Like, people think that, like,
he's her dad in public.
Like, hey, is that your dad?
She's like, the guy in the orange sweatshirt
that I just bang?
Couldn't be me to have.
Oh, yeah.
So this one's Dicey Dicey posted by Mitchie Slick LBC.
It's, uh, looks like Theo Vaughn with David Spade.
David Spade and Nate Diaz.
Theo Vaughan and David Spade are like making a movie or something, right?
Mm-hmm.
That seems, that seems interesting.
And then Nate Diaz is on the show.
Tight.
They're like, we got to get, I mean, I'm just guessing.
Like, we got to get Nate Diaz.
on our show.
That's so funny.
I wonder why.
I'd love to know the backstray here.
But he's like not Schaub though.
Yeah.
Right.
No wonder Shob wants to move to Austin.
His fucking best friend is having his moral enemy on with David Spate.
Yeah, dude.
I think like Nate Diaz goes around like seeing people,
me like,
he's not a big old pussy.
He's like,
that guy's a big old pussy.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he probably is like fucking Terminator goggles,
like red and it's like big old pussy.
when he gets a shop and everyone else is like normal guy, normal guy, normal guy.
Nobody else is a big old pussy, but he always has it on just in case.
Yeah, he doesn't want to fucking make that mistake.
Let's see here.
This is posted by Dana White's true thoughts on Bapa.
We are discussed he's probably the double-se human beings.
I think that's about Bryce Mitchell, right?
Probably.
You want to disavow yourself right now?
Oh, I just about myself on Raccoon Tweety's, but yes.
I had said that I agree with Bryce Mitchell's opinion about Elon.
Not the best way to do that.
Yeah, that he's a rat bastard.
Right.
But yeah, I said I should have led with that.
Yeah.
But I know now I think that Bryce Mitchell is probably one of the dumbest people
that's ever lived.
Just like that, actually.
Yeah.
I like how you gave you a shot and you took yourself deeper.
Talking to girls is always the hard.
What is this one?
It's going to be,
I miss when Bapa used to drink Tiger Thick
and his diet cook and went on incoherent
monologues posted by Clem Fandango
9. I think they're
pretty coherent, but that's my opinion.
Talking to girls is always
the hardest thing to do. I'm talking like the fucking humans.
I talked to some girl out front here
about therapy for a fucking
man hour.
He put syrup
and therapy into a word.
Syrupy.
I can't even do it.
I'm struggling with that one.
Do you think they really talked about therapy
or the conversation led her to end this conversation with like,
you need therapy?
Probably that.
Yeah.
But what if like, okay,
they were talking about breakfast,
but then they got into therapy.
So Shab's mind,
he was like talking about syrup.
And then he was like,
they got just confused.
Pancakes and therapy.
Yeah.
Sounds pretty good.
Good band name.
Or album title.
Mm, pancakes.
Right it down.
Yeah.
she was thought she's like hey you're all right
I'm fine why
she's like you know I just I can feel
I'm like see a therapist and then she was like yeah
and then dude was therapy talk for fucking an hour
you're like you know
oh that's mole yeah that's your whole
that I mean
shop says stuff like that and you just don't know what to do
even if you're a brilliant genius podcast
like Theo has to make gold
out of he has to make
nothing or something or nothing out of something
yeah you know
Yeah, probably every episode of that show you had to make nothing out of something.
Man.
Does it ever feel like that with me, honestly?
No.
You're a fucking, listen.
You're black belt.
Never question yourself.
He's also a black belt.
All you need is rain, daddy.
You got Gerardo drinking one of these sour gummy worm things, dude.
You fucking stack that up over a week, you toast.
I was wondering, dude, what if I drink a rain energy every time before we
shot the show. I think you should do it.
Trick, already been doing it.
Trick question.
They need a rain and energy drink once a week.
All right. This is
tutelage is a verb now.
Posted by Gordo S.F.
Is this new? I don't think I've seen it.
I'd be looking for a leader.
A leader in that locker room, a guy with a lot
of experience, a guy that's fought
at a world level, world championship level.
Just to toulage, those younger guys,
give them words.
It's a tutelage.
younger guys.
Yeah, I guess that's wrong,
but that one didn't really stick out to me.
I can be honest with you.
I'm not going to sugarcoat it for you.
Tootelage.
I get what he means.
I'm going to tutelage.
You know what?
I'm going to tutelage the person who made this clip.
Doesn't really seem like that big a deal to me.
Give them words of wisdom.
All right.
So not the best job is it.
Oh.
Peaches delight.
They'll probably call me a redact.
And you know what?
I am.
Yeah, dude, that's the thing
is we stay redacted.
I woke up at 4.45 this morning.
This is posted by Icarus lives.
It's part nine of what happens next.
Did we already see part eight?
I don't know.
I hope not.
Let's see.
What happened next?
I'm rereading the Old Testament.
You know, the Bible, the King James Bible.
Hey, hold on, sir.
Yeah.
You're reading the only book that matter.
I'm right.
I'm reading the only book.
the New Testament, the Old Testament.
I'm reading where it started.
Is that the old test?
Oh, fuck, dude.
Jesus is my North Star and is that the Old Testament?
This is, he's getting good at the choices.
I like either one.
Either one makes me laugh.
Damn.
If I had to pick one, A is the way to go.
Is that the Old Testament is hilarious.
I kind of like Jesus is my North Star.
All right.
Let's see who wins.
Loser puts a Sharpie in their ass.
Yeah, right.
And that's the old test one?
I mean, yeah.
Well, that's probably what I was going to say?
You know, I just said the wrong thing.
But just Jesus is my North Star is just as funny.
Native Americans have beautiful hair.
You never see a bald Native American.
That's a legit point.
You know what?
The only time you see them bald.
Says something redacted.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
You know what?
The only time you see them bald if they get scout.
You feel me?
You feel me.
Cats like, damn, fuck.
You feel me?
The worst place you feel me?
I've seen a lot of bald native in there.
You've seen a lot of, no, you've seen a lot of ball.
Something redacted again, yeah.
Indians.
Oh, why?
How much you get paid to do old school?
Do you think this is how redacted our founding fathers,
or like the Christopher Columbus Europeans were?
how so?
Because he just called them Indians too.
Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
I mean, I told you that crazy story about the,
fuck.
There's like,
there's this place.
Now I can't even remember where the name of it is.
On Truck Walk Avenue?
Yeah, on Truck Walk Avenue.
Remember that story I told you about
they went to, maybe it's the Yucatan?
The colonizers went to the Yucatan,
and they were asking them what they call
the Yucatan.
the people were like, what, what? And but what in their language was Yucatan? So now it's named
Yucatan. So yes, they were redacted. I don't even know it was a Yucatan. Something like that.
All right. So I didn't catch the beginning of this one. I know what it is already.
How much you get paid to do old school? Because he's in the hangover. He's not in wedding
crashes. So he's going to say wedding crashes. Wedding Crashers. I didn't do wedding
rushes, but bang.
Daddy's going to a divorce, so let's not put it out there.
We don't want them to sniff it.
When you're in California, that's all put out there anyway.
By the way, we never talked about this setup.
What is your favorite T-FAT K set?
Hmm, good question B.
I'll tell you what's not my favorite, that fucking hat.
Eight inches, but I think probably my favorite setup is the red chairs.
Yeah.
Yeah, because we have them.
That's the only reason, really.
We got to get the green booth, the brown chairs.
Yeah, I wonder, like, was this in, this was in their studio, this green booth, right?
Yeah.
It just, it looks like it's in a restaurant, so that did a good job of that.
Yeah.
But I don't care, I gave, take it.
Keep it.
It's my kids.
Keep it.
My kids.
That's Brian Fitzprop.
In a row.
Oh, yeah.
Take it.
Why?
I'm in it.
Why you do that?
We didn't even.
Why you do that?
We all ask the same questions.
That last one, not bad.
Interrupt the Fisbump?
Comedic genius.
Yeah, it's kind of funny, I guess.
Let's see what else we got here, dude.
That's a promoted post.
Chin's apartment for sale.
Oh, fuck.
Maybe that's a joke.
It posts by Caterpillar Hot.
Yeah, yeah.
7539.
Oh, what bad.
Oh, man.
One bad one bad.
Chan's leaving for Austin B.
This is crazy.
What if they really leave?
They are.
For sure?
For sure they're leaving.
He put his house on sale, so this is a new era for us.
Everything Brendan Shop says becomes reality.
Right, that's true.
That's fine.
I will.
This is, he doesn't even try to hide it posted by haphazard.
App hazard.
Gotta love a hap clip, dude.
Let's see.
Oh, right there.
The gay.
I will, I have a criticism of my homes.
I think he's, his butt's, his butt's too bad.
His brother.
He's got a butt.
He's a gay brother.
I know he does.
That bothers me.
Why?
I don't know.
Reason to hate him, right?
You need something?
You need a homophobic reason.
Brendan?
I'm moving for the Eagles.
I'm a big Siguan-Barkley fan.
And I like the white cornerbacks and safeties for the Eagles.
It's like he's just kind of villain, you know, villain in this clip.
These are the reasons why I like doing this show.
You remember the person you're making fun of is an idiot.
A bad person.
bad guy. Yeah. Oh, really, dude. You don't like Patrick
Combs because he has a gay brother. I don't even think he's gay. The one that's
famous. But not that either one is bad saying that he's gay and that you don't like him
because of that. Like when Shane Gillis says like he's proud of like a white running back or
something like that, he's doing a character and it's funny. Yeah. This is just shop.
Well, yeah, I mean, it's like, yeah, it's one thing to be like, you know, supportive of like a white
player because there's not many white cornerbacks and you're joking around or all that stuff.
You know, like, oh, yeah, I like the white corner. Now it's like he, but he says it like the way like
a fucking 1950s like racist person would say it. It's like, where's he going to do it? The way Josh
Denny says the N-word now, you know, that he's broken up with his girl. Yeah, I mean, it just, it comes
off so strange. It's one, you say something like, you know, like gay people and then you're like,
and I like the white players. Like all, was that his deliver?
Is it supposed to be like a comedic delivery type deal?
I don't know.
I don't get it.
Especially after we get it, we get it.
Yeah.
You know, it's just building a narrative, B, not a good one.
Yeah.
So.
You know how hard it is to making the NFL is a white corner and safety?
They have a bunch of them, too.
You got a lot of emotional reasons here.
No, but I like, um.
I just like this guy's like, nah, man, the tires.
Yeah.
She's very heavy.
Some people just put on.
You should have right to refusal.
You get him drunk, fat.
Yeah.
murder, pedophile.
You've been very offensive
this podcast.
Mahomes gay brother,
the white cornerbacks
and now
how's that offensive?
The same way black people
root for their favorite player.
You're rude for the black guy.
You root for the black guy.
White corner,
how hard his life has been?
Ballin, dude.
Not since Jason Seahorn.
All right kids.
A hot second ago.
It's been a hot second.
It's been a hot second.
I know what's as funny, I made you pause too close to the end of the clip as always.
But what's funny to me is, even with all that, the worst thing is still his sweatshirt.
His hoodie, it's still worse.
Like, you can forgive the other stuff because he, no, you can't.
I was going to say he can forgive it because he has brain damage.
But the hoodie is so awful.
It's so awful.
Why would anyone buy an orange, dry fast, all gas shit like that?
It looks like he works for like a delivery company.
Camel pants.
Yeah, the camo pants, obviously.
redactant, but he's too old for that.
What about these bad boys? Oh, yeah.
Look at those boots. What happened to the tolls?
Somebody's been on ASOS.
Something about this pant being up seem real feminine to me, Doug.
Oh, well, you know.
Look how pale he is.
Oh, my God.
Hey, hey, hey, be cool.
If we go in far enough, it's all white.
All right, same here.
What's your point, dude?
Look at that white hand with the white skin there.
you're being really offensive
this podcast, Trarado.
I'm rooting for the Mexicans
in this clip, dude.
Watching when Terrell Owens was shutting
him down.
You know what I'm saying?
Peaches.
Delight.
Delight.
Squirrel.
That's cute.
Nuts.
All right.
Let's see what else we got here.
King of Dermabrasian.
I'm doing all right.
Let's see this.
Dicey,
what is it called?
Tag.
You keep saying take my money.
You must have a lot of money.
I'll take your money.
I'll take your money.
All right.
Robin, you know.
I'm doing all right.
Oh, really, dude?
No, darkness, my friend.
85.
I've come to talk with you again.
Everything is so cheap.
What is this, T-Moo?
And then Thick-Bway squad is T-Moo now.
There's another, like, development in the merch sales is that if you buy something,
you get like a $5
jersey.
Oh,
wow.
We fucked up,
dude.
We came in
way too early
in the big boy shit,
dude.
Did we?
Yeah,
we should have waited.
Insane.
Look at what we could have
gotten for way cheaper.
Eight dollars for everything.
Dude,
the dicey shirt
is $8 now.
It's such poor quality
that clothes they have.
Oh,
I don't mind those joggers.
Think boy.
question mark over a donut.
What does it mean, dude?
Why?
Why is the donut?
I know I've asked this question before.
Why is the donut dripping?
Sorry, I interrupted.
What were you going to say?
No, that was perfect.
Fuck.
A thick boy mystery hat?
What's the mystery?
You got a random thick boy hat.
Oh, okay.
Left it seeds while I was.
Nuts.
I don't understand the dripping thing.
I don't get it.
Like, why does that part of the donut stuff?
Why is it always thick boy?
Why is it like they're the ones?
No other podcasts is selling merch at 88% off.
No, I haven't heard of that.
I mean, they have too much merch for sure.
Yeah.
Because most podcasts, they have like...
Fulfillement.
They're like five things.
Even some of the big ones have like not very much, right?
Yeah.
This is like a whole business thing.
I wonder if he's somehow, he's figured out some sort of redacted way.
of making money off of clothes.
Like he's actually, this is actually profitable.
And I mean,
he's just like getting tons of money from clothes.
Yeah.
That would be,
that would be interesting.
What I think,
honestly,
is that he bought too much.
And he's trying to offload it.
Usually you should do like a presale
and then fulfill those orders.
He just bought a shit ton of inventory and then has it.
That makes sense.
I mean,
he's a wasteful person.
Yeah.
Well, marketing genius.
Yeah,
that's another way of saying.
And he probably already made his money back on it.
Oh, yeah.
He's one of the gray salesman that's ever lived.
It's like P.T. Barnum, ever heard of him?
Just like his comic books.
Let's see here.
This is posted by Old Choiie.
Is that right?
Sounds like it.
Ochoipi.
Nuts.
Fighting pit, which was like this like lift that was on the edge of?
Why does it look like they're sick and smaller every time we watch them?
It's closing in on morning combat.
Yeah.
They had to sell the table to get a smaller one.
of a fighting surface.
The Just Bleed guy.
These are the things.
The Just Bleed guys.
The GFL draft and the GFL more generally is going to be a part of that.
It blows my fucking mind that people think there is anything to this.
I mean, again.
It drives me nuts.
Might there be an event?
That's how everybody feels when they can drop, when they know, when you know you can drop a Shabism, that's the face you get.
I already know the titles of this episode.
dude.
What?
Brendan Chow's merch is 88% off.
Yeah.
That's insane.
That's insane.
Another Matan clip here.
Maton references Tefat K Reddit
on Tiger Belly.
Did we already watch that?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
Posted by James Frog.
And thank you to Tiger Belly for sponsoring this pod.
Yeah.
We appreciate it.
They gave us a lot of cash,
allegedly.
We couldn't have it for the chairs of the cameras.
I mean, a lot of money went into that.
And I just want to thank Bobby. Thank you. That's all I'll say.
Every day I come home, there's rain energies in a delivery package outside.
I know. I'll get emotional if I start talking about it. So I'm not going to say anything else.
I mean, you didn't even mention the fact that he kibutek's your truck.
Bobby Lee and Kibbatek, you know, there's a thing there. That's all I'll say.
Read between the lines.
You don't want to, don't fuck with me because I...
Well, I'll fuck with it.
I can put my IP address wherever I want.
Okay.
What does that make?
It gets more specific with that threat.
I'm going to put the IP address right here.
I'm going to go on Reddit and I'm going to go crazy.
I'm trying to ruin my career.
Not yours.
Whose?
The homeless cats.
What?
She had a question, sir.
You didn't get it?
I literally don't know what is going on.
It doesn't matter.
it's getting cut out.
It's not going to get cut out.
We'll leave that one at it. We'll leave that one ahead.
Oh, you leave it in?
Yeah, yeah. Go ahead.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, we've seen that before, right?
I don't think so. I haven't.
You have graves.
I have graves. Matan is growing on me.
I always thought it's kind of funny, but I didn't grow up on me.
Let's see.
The next clip is from Dana White's mom.
I can already hear Bapa being edgy and defending this idiot.
Dude, I mean.
I just so stupid.
it. This is like
it makes
Papa seem better.
I don't know.
Serious brain damage,
hopefully is what's causing these comments.
Yeah. And that does not seem like a real name, right?
Or my tripping.
Which name?
Louis Seeley.
Yeah.
Look at this guy.
No, I don't know.
I think maybe the Redact,
Baba Redag was rubbing off on you thinking that's not a real name.
It doesn't seem.
I'm like, I know it's a real name.
Come on now.
Okay.
Louis Seeley.
It looks like some guy they just found on the metro on the way to work.
You want to write an article about this guy loving Hitler?
I'd be like, no.
We'll be 20 bucks.
All right.
Let's see.
What's next?
It is what it is.
Oh, Chin did drop a new vlog.
Oh, nice.
So Confidence Search 8648 posted this one.
Chin's trip to the mothership.
Let's see.
I'm actually going to see.
Brian Cowan's special.
So I'm there to support him.
There's like three.
Two locks there.
Okay, this is probably the smallest patio I've ever seen in my life, but it's a patio.
How does he fit in that thing?
Yeah.
And I hate that.
That's his takeaway.
It's so small.
Whatever, dude.
He's filming the chips he's eating on the plane.
Mm-hmm.
Vlog life.
He vlog, who vlog for, oh, who?
I did Jeff to either.
Who vlogged first?
Chin or Bapa?
Probably Chin.
So Bapa's copying Chin, basically.
He saw Chin blogging.
I'm going to do that.
Okay, I just wanted to make sure.
Tell me about this blog stuff, Chin.
He says, I kind of think I should do that.
And Chin's like, yeah, he should.
And then Chin ends up doing it for him.
Yeah.
He's like, I did a vlog.
Here, edit it.
Either that's a sewer or some type of river.
Chin's going to go fishing.
I didn't bring my fishing poles.
Oh, God.
Ain't going to be no fishing up in here.
In a sewer?
What is wrong with him?
He's always drunk.
Jin and I, I think maybe that's not a bit.
He has a problem.
We're walking to the comedy mothership to see Brian Cowan's special in a
drunkard.
Driving drunk is illegal in Texas too.
But I have a feeling, even though I'm on the guest list, he's going to be,
he didn't put me on or something.
Every time I go to Brian's shows.
something happens. So hopefully me and my friends get in, but we'll see. If you're there,
I'll see you there. We hire off-duty cops to work the club. We want to make it as safe as possible.
Upon admittance, patrons must surrender their cellular devices, have their faces photographed,
and adhere to a strict code of silence. Welcome to causing mothership.
Couple things before we get started. No heckling the show, no recording the show of any way.
Bathrooms in the lobby. You can check your phone in the lobby too.
made it in and Brian killed it reunited with a bunch of T-Fat-K alumni,
including the great Mike Catherwood.
I kind of, I mean, I'm excited.
We haven't seen the special.
I have grace.
I don't remember.
We haven't seen it yet, right?
I can't wait to watch it.
Me too, dude.
I mean, you're excited now, but then halfway through the special,
you're going to wish it was over.
Oh, yeah.
No, when we watch, on the Patreon, we watch man class and man tiers and whatever,
man, whatever the fuck the other ones were, it was rough.
Yeah.
It was hard to watch.
Yeah.
And something telling me that man tits isn't going to be any better, dude.
Is that what it's called?
No, I don't know.
Oh, okay.
Man mothership or manorship.
He's like the last person that should be talking about how to be a man.
Yeah.
I think that's the end of this chin clip.
Yeah, dude.
So I want to watch that whole, maybe for the stream, we could watch the whole chin blog.
Because that seemed like a small excerpt.
Yeah.
Um, how did it even fit in this, uh, episode? Um, bro guy. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Texas would send these two back in a heartbeat. Um, so what is it? What's the point of this? Callie girl. Not for much longer, I hope. Yikes. All right. You know what? I'm not really liking this whole narrative that like Texas is too real for them or whatever. Sure. Okay, Texas. Be cool. You're fine. We get it.
we get it Texas
I don't know if that's the narrative though B
okay oh man we're both just talking like shop now dude
can't help it I think
well what do you think they
believe Texas is going to be like
I don't know I'm just saying that like
it's not like California embrace
Shob and Joanna like we love the way they act
they're being ridiculed every day
there's a with 200,000 people in it making fun of them
so like a lot of them
A lot of those people are probably in California.
So I just don't know what the difference is.
Like they,
as if Texas is going to be like,
no,
we don't put up with that kind of stuff around here.
No,
they're going to,
there's probably going to be much better for Brennan in Texas
because he's friends with Rogan.
Daddy Rogan,
Mr. Joseph Rogan.
Yeah.
You know what drives me nuts?
What?
That shop never really,
uh,
he should exist at flappers.
You know?
Yeah.
Like,
why did that never happen?
I don't understand why there's not like,
a Brennan Shab show there.
And I'm being dead serious. I agree with it.
You're just being serious too, right?
I mean, they had
something like that at the Ice House, right?
Mm-hmm. So if not at the
ice house, if it doesn't work at the Ice House,
what's the saying? Try it at Flappers.
Right? If it doesn't work at the Ice House,
try it at Flappers, try it at...
Comedy Chateau.
Comedy Chateau.
What is it? Brennan Chauvin Friends?
That's the best fucking name for a show there is.
This is, like, when people ask us, like,
is Flappers really that bad? This is how
bad flappers is that even Brennan Schaub knows that flappers is redacted.
Yeah, I don't like that if he, if that's really true, I don't like that. I don't think he's
above flappers. Okay. Well, his cut is his split's going to be very small. Yeah. Okay. He's like,
yeah, he needs more money or whatever. I wonder. I wonder. Maybe I think you could get people out.
Yeah. I think him and Barb would fight for sure though. Yeah, dude. I mean, Jimmy Dord has a whole thing
of flappers. He seems to pack it out.
Jesus Christ. Probably makes a lot of money.
Well, that's our flappers quoted for the week.
Let's see here.
Be good. The biggest game.
What happens next? Part 8.
Oh, hell yeah.
I knew we ended on seven, dude.
I felt it in my bones.
Icarus lives again. Let's see.
What happened that?
Some viewers may find the following
video disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised.
Speaking of discipline,
you had a baby.
Well, I had a baby.
Literally like us, we can't help it.
You know.
Happy for you, Brian.
Makes it weird.
Makes it weird.
Kid got a dick on him.
Kids got a dick on him.
He does?
Zombie cats.
I never seen that one.
I feel like we have seen that one.
Kids got a dick on it.
I think we talked about it.
Oh my God.
I think we were like, why would he say that about a baby?
And then we talked about that for a while.
Probably.
It's been a lot of shows we've done.
Yeah.
I just made the shock.
Scroll up, Jen.
What?
Scientists have made the shocking.
fine after two cats
broke into the research center.
Defezonde Poe.
What?
He's so drunk, as usual.
These are the drunk Papa days.
Defeas on deposeing
decomposing corpses
in Colorado.
You want to talk about a guy who's the poster boy of cancel culture.
This is how it should work. Fucking Chris DeLea.
Made some mistakes. No doubt, man.
100%. Anything illegal? Absolutely fucking not.
Learn from it. Worked on himself.
Does three hours of therapy every day.
Fucking three hours of therapy every single day.
How do you say therapy?
It's so funny.
And with these two like bro football guys,
oh, yeah, crit.
But Delea does.
Yeah, it's hilarious.
She says therapy.
And it's probably wrong.
But if it's real, it's also funny.
Three hours a day every day.
Every day.
Seven days a week.
Dalia's so fucked up.
They're like, you gotta be here like half.
I mean, it's like half a workday, dude, almost.
Therapy sounds like a race of people in Game of Thrones.
Yeah.
The therapies are coming.
The therapies are coming.
I knew Chris before all this happened and, you know, Chris was tough, man.
He was a dark soul and just...
Not a real human being.
That's one of my favorite quotes.
He was not a real human being at that period of time.
You know, tough, not a real human being.
Like, he was a bit of a narcissist.
And I love him.
And he's so talented.
I fucking love him.
Now, Chris is a real dude, man.
Dude, man.
Yeah.
Shab is the last person you want in your corner.
Louis C.K.
You remember the Louis C.K. bit where he's like,
your friends are not the ones you want that have your back or whatever.
The friends that are have your back when you get fucked over, not the ones you choose.
Probably like Brendan Chobb.
Maybe.
because Brennan Schaub, he'll stick by you,
but then the things he says,
you don't want him to say those things.
I'm not a real human being.
I'm a bit of a narcissist.
I do therapy three hours a day.
Joe.
All right, let's see what this other one was.
It was a hat clip, I think.
Oh, a haphazard clip.
Papa can't stop getting scammed.
Hap hazard posted this one.
It's during COVID.
40,000.
I got this letter in the mail,
but it wasn't like a real.
No, dude, I love when you
try to gussy it up.
But it was like a, okay,
so the thing about it, though, is it to look
glossy and it, dude, I
love that. I love your face
when you do it because you can see it in your face.
So is the letter saying that our
wall was illegal hide, all this stuff?
Oh, fuck.
His wall?
It's a scam.
It's some sort of like your wall, like,
some sort of violation. They're saying that he's done.
So he has to pay to get it
redone or whatever.
He's going to come.
Like, oh, man, this is crazy.
So then I sent to my biz manager.
I can't believe he calls.
He goes, yeah, it turns out the wall was illegally built.
Then he used the permit.
So the business.
Oh, so it's real.
But he got scanned by the builders or the people who made it?
Manager said this.
Correct.
So it's the business manager.
Yeah, no, it sounds like, man, I know this group.
They deal with it.
They're going to come out.
They're going to take care of everything.
You're going to have to worry about.
I'm like, all right, cool.
They come out.
It's like a mom.
It's like a mom and a son.
I'm like, no uniforms, no official truck.
By the way, don't sleep on that door.
You heard that?
Oh, fuck, the door's back.
Yeah.
Our favorite character.
That was so loud.
Yeah.
He used the permits.
So the business manager said this.
Correct.
So it's not business manager.
Yeah.
He's like, man, I know this group.
They deal with it.
They're going to hear that rumbling.
Yeah.
And come out.
They're going to take care of everything.
You have to worry about.
I'm like, all.
Cool.
They come out and take a mom.
I hear, I hear it.
Two, ready?
Mom and a son.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the door right there.
Legs coming in.
Talking about me, business manager.
I'm like, no uniforms, no official truck.
I'm like, oh, this is weird, whatever.
And they're like measuring.
Just an old school credit card machine.
No, they're like measuring.
They're like, yeah, it's over.
They have rulers.
Just.
That's exactly.
what they're doing. It's just some bullshit.
Get the other ruler. I got this one up here right now.
They're like, yeah, we'll get these plans, blah, blah, blah.
I'm like, all right. Like, pay him a hefty sum to, I'm like,
here fix it. Pay him a hefty sum of cash.
Three months go by, I don't hear from them.
Like, what the fuck? So I figured they were in the city.
I hit up the city. I'm like, can you come out? This guy comes out.
Legit, L.A. County outfit.
He goes, what's the matter?
I heard my wall was low high. And he goes,
you got a letter from us?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you let it.
I showed to him. He was, that's not from us.
I was right the first time.
Do I have a problem with my wall?
And he goes, not at all.
When is the moment, like, when you were, you're talking to this guy, when is the moment
that it registered in your head?
The scam artist or the actual L.A. county guy?
As soon as he pulled up in legit L.A. County vehicle.
You knew you already goes, ah, that's what they look like.
Hey, you can actually just go home.
I think I know what's going on here.
But when I knew it was a complete scam, it's like two months into it, they came on the property
didn't tell me and they were just out there
and like sweats and it's looking like bullshit. I came
out of my gun because I thought they're like my
fucking mountain line
problem y'all. You have a gun?
Say less king. I mean the fucking
of course the team is at fault I mean the business manager
he just sent it to his business manager. How does the business
manager not catch this? There's not a chance
that he sent it to his business. Yeah. Yeah.
He's the team. Yeah, you're right.
I thought you knew this 40 chess already, dude.
There's
no way. There's level to the shape.
yeah or if by business manager he means jay yeah it could be you know i mean yeah who does he acts
yeah yeah yeah ar 15 i'm like what are you doing they're like oh my god i'm like you didn't
the fuck you doing yeah we're so sorry and i was like no what are you doing like oh we're just
checking some stuff out taking pictures what if that's when the scam started because he they were
going to rob you and you come up your gun you're like no no no we work for uh the city
you need to pay us 20 grand for your wall.
Yeah, that's right.
We're going to make it bigger.
No, wait, wait.
I want to know.
All right.
That's exactly what.
Happiest delay has been all month.
Brennan's getting scammed.
He's like,
what is your business manager?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hold my God.
Conversation off here.
Oh.
Why does Nick look like a man that's lost everything?
Right?
Mm-hmm.
Like, he just looks worse and worse.
Yeah, he does not look good.
It's probably his teeth.
It's like his teeth are getting weird.
You shouldn't.
No, wait, wait, I want to know.
Let's see.
Where's he?
Oh, by the way, every time this happens,
I always like to go in here to see if that hole in his mouth is real.
I guess not.
It is a weird jaw, though, right?
Fish fear that mouth.
Dude, that's like a seat clamp.
For teeth.
Let's see here.
where's
Nick's face it.
Yeah.
That's exactly what happened.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
He's just like,
I mean,
maybe he's working too hard.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Rough.
They're just getting older.
I want to see what you look like
without that beard player.
It's your business manager.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh,
yeah.
Oh,
yeah.
Yeah.
Who's your business manager?
Conversation off air.
And then Eric's like,
So who is it?
Jay.
This guy.
Conversation off there.
This is some random Indian guy on his phone.
A guy got me in a world of trouble.
Oh, no.
That type of stuff.
It's a guy at a cell phone repair shop.
Deuce is like yon.
Damn.
That's fucked up.
Crazy.
Let's see what else we got.
Confident search 8648 posted this one.
The intern's giving
zero fugs that he's leaving.
The interns give zero fucks that he's leaving.
This sounds exactly like flappers, dude.
Oh, yeah.
We're lucky because
our house is one of the only houses
that can still get insurance.
Why?
Not from State Farm.
I don't know. It's an Erika thing.
Wow.
State Farm dropped out, but then what's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Yeah, I won't tell him.
Yes, teeth are weird.
usually if you have a gap in your teeth
that means you're funny
yeah true
that's facts
I don't know
it's an erico thing
wow
state farm dropped out
but then what's up
old times do we
maybe want I eat
I'll eat a hot ship
they know the ship is
sinking
captain's saw on the boat
let's see this one's
banjo Fitzgerald
just in case you didn't see
the framed truck cover
in the theater
he added an extra in the room
truck cover
street trucks
wow
well he's always been
sort of like an art guy
putting stuff up
so that's the theater
let's see what the room is
I ain't gonna lie brie
keeping it 100
scooping at the bag
I like these tables they got dude
all right I'll stop talking
of course a popcorn machine
this is where he watches Moana
next one
look at that
he wakes up looks at himself
in the street truck
Whoa. Is it the master bedroom?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Nuts.
That is redacted as hell.
Baseball stuff.
Where the cobbies.
That'd be funny if there's a cubby on this side.
Trashy black thing, headboard.
Wow. I feel like this is invasive.
Yeah. It's a little bit, it's a lot to know about him.
Yeah.
I wouldn't post something like this online.
Mm-hmm.
Well, he's a celebrity.
You know, I guess it's kind of like cribs.
Yeah.
Dude.
MTV Craves is Brennan Chab.
That's a must see.
Let's see.
I'll never quit.
This is drunk asshole won't give up alcoholism posted by appropriate duty 930.
I think we've seen this.
I'll never quit drinking.
I will always make sure that I can keep my body healthy enough so that I can always drink.
I love seeing a sunrise with a cocktail, seeing a sunset with a cocktail, having friends walking.
God damn.
A sunrise with the cocktail?
Interesting.
A sunset with a cocktail, not that strange.
Not every night, but, you know.
I remember sunrises, coked out,
were the worst thing of all time.
No comment.
Yeah, I know.
And how you wake up and see,
or not even, you wouldn't sleep.
You just see the fucking sun.
Yeah, dude, that's the worst thing of all time.
I guess somebody else has trouble waking up at 4.34 in the morning.
In your house with a bottle of wine,
getting on a plane.
Can I get you something?
Double Jack on the rocks.
Lots of rocks.
I love the moment.
Someone says,
hey, we should get a drink.
And you're not supposed to.
That feel.
You're not supposed to.
This is crazy.
This is like anti-dair, you know?
You know, it's funny.
This seems like it was Burke Kreischer's peak
and then everything went downhill out.
Because this is a while ago, this clip.
It's a hot second ago.
This is a hot second ago.
Hot.
It's like a first kiss.
You don't get that first kiss.
Kiss is when you're married.
You get to have those first drinks.
At a brunch, someone goes, should we do mimosas?
And then waiter goes, actually, we have bottomless mimosas.
And you're like, this is going to be the best day ever.
Dude, you just hide me the f*** up.
You just hide me up, bro.
That was like a locker room speech.
Yeah.
It's pretty inspirational.
I should speak at AA meetings.
What?
Stupid-ass bar stools shit.
I don't mind that Sunday Conversations show.
I don't know what it is.
I'm once again commenting on something.
I have no idea.
I'm sure it's great.
Yeah.
I just need jerk reaction.
Sorry.
Big Dick, sorry about that.
Yeah, I think you're redacted as fuck.
I mean, look what you're talking to.
The next one's Gilded guitars, dude.
We haven't seen some Gilded guitars in a minute.
The Diddler thinks Chins singing sucks.
What?
Let's see.
What is this?
Oh, buddy.
Sucks.
Do better.
Terrible.
This all sucks.
Fucking, look at this.
Look how shitty that is.
This all sucks.
I don't know how people do this, but that off-pitch singing thing is so fucking, it annoys the shit out of me, but it's hilarious.
They made it bad on purpose.
It's edited, right?
Right.
That's what I'm saying.
When they make it off-pitch, I hate how it sounds, but it is very.
funny. Yeah, it is funny. It's kind of a
good douche. This
sucks, dude. I don't like
how many editor in this, too. It's like,
all right, we get it. You just make fun of it.
I prefer
chin singing. Yeah.
I like it singing.
Doing, bro.
I like how you can't even take yourself seriously every time
you say it.
Oh, my God.
That sucks.
Obviously, it
a mistake.
This sucks.
This whole thing sucks.
This sucks, dude.
Wow.
No sea clamps for that.
Let's see.
Another Brian Callan clip, another failed pod from Rinks
posted by Confidence Search 8 to 648.
Let's see.
I mean, it's doing Brian Callin show or some shit.
And I just never made.
I'll do my own pockets.
I stopped doing, I was doing off limits.
This is another podcast I started.
And I just was like, I'm not, I don't want to do this because I'm not interested in interviewing people and adding, what's my podcast?
There's such a shortage of informative podcast.
Until I can figure out what's unique, I'm not interested.
Yeah.
I'm just like, I don't want to do this.
I'm not interested in smart talk anymore.
Yeah.
I'm going to go find the Steve Irwin.
Who is that guy?
I don't know.
It just died.
I'm going to find the Steve.
probably. Yeah.
Or is right there.
Orriss Nuss.
Some sort of.
I don't know.
Yeah. Still a good fucking idea.
Yeah. Good idea.
So he stopped doing off limits.
So he stopped doing off limits.
Tells the truth about stuff you can't talk about.
It's so funny because you feel empathy for people.
Uh-huh.
Like you kind of can't help that.
But then you remember who they are and you're like,
Oh, no, fuck that guy.
Yeah, no, Calum, African singing man.
Scottish nobleman.
Do with the shovel?
All right, condolences to the recently identified victims posted by BGL's little feet.
I don't know what that means.
Oh, sink pissing.
Oh.
Damn.
It looks like they were trying to stop him from pissing in that sink.
It's like they put up a fucking, you're just missing a moat.
It looks like a castle.
Build the wall.
around the sink
Don't let him piss in the sink
Dude if this statue could talk dog
Seen a lot of dick
Mm-hmm
Seen a lot of adderall usage
Okay that's a pissable sink right there
Yeah
No protection
Dude
The most pissable of sinks right there
Mm-hmm
Yeah it looks like he was
He bought a house that you could piss and sinks in
Probably
That one
Mm-hmm
Yep.
How do you even tell someone not to piss on this thing?
I mean,
redacting conversation.
Kind of natural.
Yeah, you just say, hey,
don't what?
What?
What?
Huh?
All right, let's see.
This is the last one for today.
It's posted by haphazard.
He attributes his strength
to being a blue-collar car guy.
All right.
You've seen that video that he posted on his Instagram?
Um,
no.
Where he basically is saying that he's stronger than
the two strongest men of all time.
Oh, I did see that. Yeah.
Yeah. He's holding that barbell for a minute and they could only hold it for 50 seconds.
Yeah. Or, I mean, well, I'll clarify, I saw like a second of the clip and then I saw someone talking about it.
Yeah. I didn't see the whole thing.
What do you think? Fax or cap? Fax. Scoop it at the bag?
Yeah, he's strong. He's stronger than the world's strongest men by far.
Will that take a savage fire? We'll see.
Strong man. Oh, big old strong hands. I've heard.
I've heard of strong hands, but I haven't heard of...
I didn't know that I was sitting next to the guy who had the strongest hands.
I don't know if they're the strongest, but they're not bad.
But hold on.
Hold on.
Didn't you beat Thor and...
What's his name?
Cooper.
My boy, Hooper.
Yeah.
Didn't you beat Thor and the current strongest man in the world?
Hold on.
Yeah.
Didn't you hold 345 pounds longer than both of them?
Uh, yeah.
So you got the strongest hands in the world.
Those guys are pretty strong.
I've been sitting next to the guy who has the strongest hands in the world.
Don't you feel better now than when we grapple?
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, well, you have...
Meanwhile, chin's behind the camera with the fucking neck brace, like...
Yeah, so why did you choke me then?
You knew the old time was dangerous.
Your fingers are the same...
What's funny is your fingers are literally the same size as my...
Big palms, though.
But your palms are wet or long.
You got big old palmy palms.
You got big old palmy palms.
You don't have big hands.
No.
You know what's good about the moving to Austin?
Is that we are further from death.
That's true.
Yeah, he can't strike as easy when he finds us and finally gets his vengeance.
Yeah.
Who knows he might have like one last night out here and he just fucking goes for it, you know?
I'll tell you this.
If he sends being a guy, I don't fuck him up.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, violence in my DNA.
No conversation.
Just straight to violence.
Oh, yeah.
And like I've, I've shaken a lot of pro football players, hands, big hands.
Yeah, big hands.
Yeah.
But that's crazy.
And so I figured he'd beat me.
He made me the most nervous.
Let's watch this first time.
This is crazy.
Might pass out, but all right, that's 50.
Come on, Thor.
Oh, damn.
That was 55.7.
And Mitchell Hooper.
Mitchell Hooper's...
Is that Tom Seguerl?
Mitchell Hooper's the current strong, like he beats Thor and everything except for deadlift.
Oh.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Yeah.
Look at this.
Come on.
Look at this,
Motherfather.
Hell yeah.
60.4.
They must have been like, what?
Yeah, they're like, what the fuck?
Yeah.
Wow.
I'm also a lot lighter than them.
But it's different, too, because.
No, no, no, no,
you're 100 pounds lighter, minimum.
Minimum, yeah.
And you don't train like that at all.
And you're 10 years older.
So, no, no, no.
Hold on.
That's what I'm talking about.
I know you're Bam Bam.
I know.
Nope, you're stronger than you bench press 225 right now.
You could do it 30 times.
You could do combine numbers right now.
Oh, yeah.
Combine numbers.
Young NFL players.
Have you ever benched?
Yeah.
Never.
Really?
Oh, I mean, I'm sure he could do 225.30 times.
Yeah.
Something like that.
I destroy most of the guys in the combine.
Yeah.
Except how tall you are.
Yeah, 700 sets.
Yeah, I mean, like 6'3, 6'4, that kind of shit.
easy money anything under that it's like
even left yeah so you're not even a real person
what are we down here not a real human being
being yeah obviously
but strength wise yeah strength strength
pull-ups all that yeah
that's impossible well I've ever seen you
I guess nonchalant gets it that everything
sometimes I left or whatever
I'm a bit of a power lifter myself
Nate Diaz watches this clip and shivers his timbers
dude oh yeah he's lucky he escaped death
more like Brennan the big old hands
do I remember you did strict because I did them I did 30 pull-ups and then I put something out
this is kind of a weird way to sit with your hands in your ass yeah I do that sometimes you do
when it's cold out do you keep your hands warm mm-hmm it does get a little cold here it's nippy
yeah yeah go for it dude no my hands are fine I like how you immediately and I'm good
like you have to stop yourself now that you know 32 pull-ups strict
and that's a lot of weight.
So, you know, but that's fucking crazy, dude.
It is kind of boring.
It's like they've made something interesting boring.
Like if he really is the world's strongest man,
he never trains, but he's somehow stronger than those two guys.
You'd think that'd be kind of an interesting conversation.
This is like kind of like boring.
Yeah, he's just like, my homie's gassing me up right now.
Better just sit back while this is, you know, being said.
What needs to be said, bro.
It's like contractually part of the show that, like, all right, last three minutes you're bragging about something that I did this week.
Yeah.
Every episode.
Yeah.
Every episode.
Get ready for the Arnold, too.
But with the strength stuff, it's like, I think how long I've played sports, all that shit.
And then also, jihitsu, the jitsu, really gets your hand grip strength going.
Yeah.
But then also, but then I'm strong, but then also, but a lot of it, like the endurance, on the car.
I credit to the mechanic hands are strong
And I'm always turning
Like you're constantly like this
Like cut to him doing the gas
This like this
For long periods of time
I think a lot of this is endurance
Yeah it's endurance
It's the endurance
I'm gonna tell you a hilarious story
I love some batteries and track pads
I didn't take them out
And it exploded
And it's like
You can't even get the thing open
I should have given it to shop
Yeah
I fucked up
That's on strong hands
Yeah
there's a team though
tuneful.
Yeah.
But yeah,
that's it for this week, dude.
See you next week.
