10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub's Merch is 88% OFF! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #140

Episode Date: August 22, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I feel my show getting banned just cause I'm friends with Brogan the views that get in stealth with Netflix's thumbnail I show was Peaches delight Now chin gets drunk every night Legs set to fire him Let's change the locks on chin Mates Triscuits Who kills a fuck he's
Starting point is 00:00:58 a beat through him through a glass door. Welcome back to 10 Minutes a shop. As always, join the Patreon, join the Reddit. We live stream on Wednesdays. Ever heard of it? On the Patreon, we watch Dave Chappelle's Closer, and I won't say what we think about it, but one person wrote on a YouTube comment,
Starting point is 00:01:53 Cooney was on point talking about the closer. So, I mean, the people are talking, but that is not why they're here, Gerardo. No. No. You guys are here to watch. 10 minutes of shop. So start the timer. Play the chain clip. All righty. Timer started. Consider yourself
Starting point is 00:02:09 worn strapped a figgy. This one's posted by one usual, 4-460. Right. It's Marg, bring the dig juice and Addie's era. I remember this photo. I didn't forget this. Why is that?
Starting point is 00:02:26 You know, because gimmee. I'm sorry. I wish I hadn't said I remembered it, but I do. Yeah. I know. Let's see. Oh, here we go. Changing, grabbing a lift. So that's, that's not shop. That's the person right. In my room, gimmee. Okay, I'm on my way. What are we going to do with you? I like it. You're going to swallow this big dick for me, babe. Spitz of a good girl. Like 15 minutes away, K. Close, babe. Oh, yeah. Dude. God, gross. It's gross to see shop talking to people, like what his thoughts are.
Starting point is 00:03:04 how he interacts with people. The DMs. You wish you didn't see it. Never meet your heroes. Yeah. Right. Devil's assistant. He's trying to avoid the awkward moment in the room where he's like, so you want to,
Starting point is 00:03:16 you want to focus? That's the awkward moment is him asking for sex. I don't know if he's trying to avoid that. He just, he wants her to show up. What is he, Chris DeLea? This is probably how Chris DeLea talks with him to.
Starting point is 00:03:28 He wants no conversation. Yeah. He's like, I'm just going to come over though. And then do it. and then my watch TV and I go.
Starting point is 00:03:37 Streamscapey. No talking. Oh, here we go again. Hello. Brendan Shob. I'm horrible. Why are you horrible?
Starting point is 00:03:47 L. O.L. House Papa. I've never been good at texting. I'm not attached to my phone. L. O.L. I dig that.
Starting point is 00:03:53 Forgive you. Just don't go. Am I on me? Boo. Deal. When do I see you tomorrow? I land around two shows until 730.30.
Starting point is 00:03:59 So, so I can hang before 6 p.m. And obviously after two. if you're up for it, babes. Damn, these guys are, like, too old to be, like, setting up sex rendezvous after shows. And he's married. Yeah. Blogbussah.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Yeah. Don't go M-I-A on me, boo. How about a... I am married, but I am open to cheating on my wife. I would like to have sex with you. Yeah. Is that something that you're also open to? I'm a bad person.
Starting point is 00:04:34 That's the communication. Would you be okay with having sex with a married man? Don't go married in action on me, boo. All right, I'll stop. Like five minutes from the club. I'm at Hotel Leveque. Like 11 minutes from the club with that face. He loves that face.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Hotel Leveik. Close enough of you trying to link up. Trouble. Oh my God. All right. I'm trying to scoop up the bag. Yeah, that's his top three used his thinking. Like, what should I see?
Starting point is 00:05:03 And then the winky face The winky face and the gimmee Top three of you. The gimmee is such a funny thing to send us somebody. Let's see what else we got here. Joanna needs a handler at Echo 543.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Should we even see this? I try to avoid it. Okay. All right. It's Joe Ruggins. So I'm sure it's going to have to do this. Oh, this is going to be, I know what this is going to be.
Starting point is 00:05:29 This is going to be the thing where he's like, you know, I see some like friends wise posting shit. Bredman had some guy on, and the guy was explaining how Instagram is essentially an infidelity accelerating machine. Because if you think of like how many, I mean, I know guys who are married, and their wife's page is all their wife sticking their titty's out and sticking their butt out. Be cool, Joe. It's literally the whole page. He's on the round. And I'm not talking about girls who are like professional fit.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Witness influencers that are just showing how good their body is. I'm just talking about just regular gals. Like if you're a professional fitness person and, you know, maybe you train people or something like that. Yeah, of course you should show your body. That's what everybody wants. Yeah. You're literally advertising. But look, I did this to me.
Starting point is 00:06:20 I can help you do this to you. But some of them are just ass and titties and like, do you like my feet? And like they're married, right? Rogan is minimum sky. He posts a lot. Yeah. He posts a lot on the Reddit. He's bombed on the DMs, like constantly.
Starting point is 00:06:41 And if something goes wrong in the marriage, they have like probably so many options. Like pro athletes are DM and them. Oh, no. Who knows, you know? God, seem like that. That was fucking weird. Huh?
Starting point is 00:06:56 Holy shit. What the hell was that all about? Yeah, dude. Do you never talk about your friends well? Yeah. Nuts. That's a little number one in the bro code. Well, who's breaking the code though, dude? Because Shab's cheating on her.
Starting point is 00:07:12 Oh, yeah. No, Shab, I mean, Shab has broken a different code. But I don't think Rogan should be talking about his friend's wife. True, true, true. Yeah. Keep it in the locker room, dude. I don't know where else. Keep it near the cubby. This is posted by Rough Conclusion, 6149.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Bapa has listed their house for sale. Texas is happening. Oh, fuck. God damn. That's a big ass house, though. How does he fit in that thing? Dude, that's insane. That's their house?
Starting point is 00:07:45 It's like a Wes Anderson. Can you imagine like Wes Anderson doing a Shab house? Yeah. The West Anderson, Brendan Shab. Make it happen, Chin. Wow. That is a nice house. The Secret Life of Brendan Shob, Chapter 1.
Starting point is 00:08:00 Five bed, six baths, six thousand, 700 square feet. I'm a numbers guy. Dude, they sound like you're doing a good. Were you trying to do West Enders in there? Yeah. Okay, I was good. That's good. Let's see. I don't know. That's insane. He's definitely going to Texas. Yeah. All right. Slowjo is going to change
Starting point is 00:08:17 her identity when they moved to Texas. Should we read it or not? Okay. Posted by Alien. The Kardashian egotistical, materialistic, L.A. Celebe Front isn't going to fly in Texas. She's going to go to shift her own identity and posies. He's going to start to. LARPing as a Texan
Starting point is 00:08:33 As soon as she gets there, she's going to start wearing cowboy hats and boots, jeans, flannels, etc. She's going to become extremely patriotic and we'll start posting about Christianity and conservative politics. She's going to start rooting for taking. Okay, yeah, we get it. I don't know about that. As we learned from Rogan and Shob, Austin's liberal a shit, be. It's basically fucking North Korea with a beach. So I don't know about that.
Starting point is 00:08:56 North Korea with a saddle. Yeah, Austin doesn't have a beach. whatever, whatever, dude, we get it. North Korea with the Buckees. Oh, God. Oh, my God. What a jump scare there. New T-Fat K, Texas era coming.
Starting point is 00:09:14 Howell Baba Fuck It Up posted by Don't Know Who to Ax. Shot for the moon landed on the stars be. I mean, this looks like it's a real picture they took. Yeah, this is very good Photoshop work. Very good. And Shab is online so much in Callin that you can make stuff like this. There's pictures out there that you can put in probably any movie. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:09:34 Name the movie. Dallas Pires Club. Let's see what else they got here. Pull up, Shane, posted by Ocho Man 3-4-1-2. Dang, we know where his allegiance lies. I know. That's got to hurt. Right.
Starting point is 00:09:52 Gillis posing with your enemy. Mm-hmm. You know when this photo, you know in this photo. You know when this photo was taken? You know what time? It's 434. 435. Oh.
Starting point is 00:10:03 No, you're right the first time. Damn, that'd be funny if Nate Diaz tweeted out, Shane, big old pussy gillis. Or just the pussy about Job again. Yeah, yeah, true. I'm here. Me and Shane are here, and Shab is a big old crying pussy.
Starting point is 00:10:24 He has a shirt that says big old pussy shop. Who do you think that Nate Diaz thinks he's picking a picture with? He's like, Mr. Rogers. Yeah. He's like, Dad, I got this picture with fucking Mr. Rogers.
Starting point is 00:10:40 It's me, Mr. Rogers. They're at Tams. Yeah. What? Yeah. All right. Let's see what else we got here.
Starting point is 00:10:52 Shob showed up 30 minutes late with Sanaz, posted by Clint Putter of Chips. Oh, what is this? That's a weird pick. Oh, is that? the show? I think so.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Maybe they're doing some AI shit with Steve Harvey. Yeah. Probably great content. Never seen it. Well, it's a great show. Oh. You got to check it out. I mean, someone would say the best. That face though. Yeah, he's, he's starting to look Guyco Cavemanish.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Mm-hmm. Very good observation. He can save you money on your car insurance, B. He looks like the secrets are getting to him, dude. Fucking, yep. He looks like if I were to go to his house in in Transylvania, he'll lock me in and then suck out of my chest like Nusferatu.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Oh, did you ever see that? Mm-hmm. What'd you think? Great movie. I still, I've, I've, there's a plenty of movies I've got to see you, man. I like how you ask me about the movie instead of laughing at much. He showed up with a Diet Coke on Skate, dude. Yep.
Starting point is 00:11:58 I mean, to be fair, we show up with Diet Coke's and coffee. Mm-hmm. So that's kind of just a podcast. That's what you learn when you got a black belt, right? White belts just show up on time, nothing to drink. Good luck with that. You can answer truthfully or not, but how many times have you showed up just having sex, dude?
Starting point is 00:12:16 That too. With yourself. Every night. That's what he did. That's where they're referring to. Sanaz and him walked in together. Oh, I best it. D's face, dude.
Starting point is 00:12:29 He's like, you're really going to fuck on him while we're recording a podcast? He's a weird ass face. Let's see the last one. I'm sure it's going to have to do with the gnaz pulling in too. Nope. She doesn't have to work anymore because she's dating the boss.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Classic story. I'm not going to hate on him, dude. Do your thing, boy. He's married, though, so I will hate on him, actually, yeah. It'd be weird. Like, people think that, like,
Starting point is 00:12:54 he's her dad in public. Like, hey, is that your dad? She's like, the guy in the orange sweatshirt that I just bang? Couldn't be me to have. Oh, yeah. So this one's Dicey Dicey posted by Mitchie Slick LBC. It's, uh, looks like Theo Vaughn with David Spade.
Starting point is 00:13:16 David Spade and Nate Diaz. Theo Vaughan and David Spade are like making a movie or something, right? Mm-hmm. That seems, that seems interesting. And then Nate Diaz is on the show. Tight. They're like, we got to get, I mean, I'm just guessing. Like, we got to get Nate Diaz.
Starting point is 00:13:31 on our show. That's so funny. I wonder why. I'd love to know the backstray here. But he's like not Schaub though. Yeah. Right. No wonder Shob wants to move to Austin.
Starting point is 00:13:41 His fucking best friend is having his moral enemy on with David Spate. Yeah, dude. I think like Nate Diaz goes around like seeing people, me like, he's not a big old pussy. He's like, that guy's a big old pussy. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Yeah, he probably is like fucking Terminator goggles, like red and it's like big old pussy. when he gets a shop and everyone else is like normal guy, normal guy, normal guy. Nobody else is a big old pussy, but he always has it on just in case. Yeah, he doesn't want to fucking make that mistake. Let's see here. This is posted by Dana White's true thoughts on Bapa. We are discussed he's probably the double-se human beings.
Starting point is 00:14:20 I think that's about Bryce Mitchell, right? Probably. You want to disavow yourself right now? Oh, I just about myself on Raccoon Tweety's, but yes. I had said that I agree with Bryce Mitchell's opinion about Elon. Not the best way to do that. Yeah, that he's a rat bastard. Right.
Starting point is 00:14:39 But yeah, I said I should have led with that. Yeah. But I know now I think that Bryce Mitchell is probably one of the dumbest people that's ever lived. Just like that, actually. Yeah. I like how you gave you a shot and you took yourself deeper. Talking to girls is always the hard.
Starting point is 00:14:57 What is this one? It's going to be, I miss when Bapa used to drink Tiger Thick and his diet cook and went on incoherent monologues posted by Clem Fandango 9. I think they're pretty coherent, but that's my opinion. Talking to girls is always
Starting point is 00:15:11 the hardest thing to do. I'm talking like the fucking humans. I talked to some girl out front here about therapy for a fucking man hour. He put syrup and therapy into a word. Syrupy. I can't even do it.
Starting point is 00:15:30 I'm struggling with that one. Do you think they really talked about therapy or the conversation led her to end this conversation with like, you need therapy? Probably that. Yeah. But what if like, okay, they were talking about breakfast,
Starting point is 00:15:43 but then they got into therapy. So Shab's mind, he was like talking about syrup. And then he was like, they got just confused. Pancakes and therapy. Yeah. Sounds pretty good.
Starting point is 00:15:53 Good band name. Or album title. Mm, pancakes. Right it down. Yeah. she was thought she's like hey you're all right I'm fine why she's like you know I just I can feel
Starting point is 00:16:05 I'm like see a therapist and then she was like yeah and then dude was therapy talk for fucking an hour you're like you know oh that's mole yeah that's your whole that I mean shop says stuff like that and you just don't know what to do even if you're a brilliant genius podcast like Theo has to make gold
Starting point is 00:16:23 out of he has to make nothing or something or nothing out of something yeah you know Yeah, probably every episode of that show you had to make nothing out of something. Man. Does it ever feel like that with me, honestly? No. You're a fucking, listen.
Starting point is 00:16:40 You're black belt. Never question yourself. He's also a black belt. All you need is rain, daddy. You got Gerardo drinking one of these sour gummy worm things, dude. You fucking stack that up over a week, you toast. I was wondering, dude, what if I drink a rain energy every time before we shot the show. I think you should do it.
Starting point is 00:17:01 Trick, already been doing it. Trick question. They need a rain and energy drink once a week. All right. This is tutelage is a verb now. Posted by Gordo S.F. Is this new? I don't think I've seen it. I'd be looking for a leader.
Starting point is 00:17:18 A leader in that locker room, a guy with a lot of experience, a guy that's fought at a world level, world championship level. Just to toulage, those younger guys, give them words. It's a tutelage. younger guys. Yeah, I guess that's wrong,
Starting point is 00:17:33 but that one didn't really stick out to me. I can be honest with you. I'm not going to sugarcoat it for you. Tootelage. I get what he means. I'm going to tutelage. You know what? I'm going to tutelage the person who made this clip.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Doesn't really seem like that big a deal to me. Give them words of wisdom. All right. So not the best job is it. Oh. Peaches delight. They'll probably call me a redact. And you know what?
Starting point is 00:17:59 I am. Yeah, dude, that's the thing is we stay redacted. I woke up at 4.45 this morning. This is posted by Icarus lives. It's part nine of what happens next. Did we already see part eight? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:18:12 I hope not. Let's see. What happened next? I'm rereading the Old Testament. You know, the Bible, the King James Bible. Hey, hold on, sir. Yeah. You're reading the only book that matter.
Starting point is 00:18:26 I'm right. I'm reading the only book. the New Testament, the Old Testament. I'm reading where it started. Is that the old test? Oh, fuck, dude. Jesus is my North Star and is that the Old Testament? This is, he's getting good at the choices.
Starting point is 00:18:41 I like either one. Either one makes me laugh. Damn. If I had to pick one, A is the way to go. Is that the Old Testament is hilarious. I kind of like Jesus is my North Star. All right. Let's see who wins.
Starting point is 00:18:55 Loser puts a Sharpie in their ass. Yeah, right. And that's the old test one? I mean, yeah. Well, that's probably what I was going to say? You know, I just said the wrong thing. But just Jesus is my North Star is just as funny. Native Americans have beautiful hair.
Starting point is 00:19:09 You never see a bald Native American. That's a legit point. You know what? The only time you see them bald. Says something redacted. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You know what?
Starting point is 00:19:25 The only time you see them bald if they get scout. You feel me? You feel me. Cats like, damn, fuck. You feel me? The worst place you feel me? I've seen a lot of bald native in there. You've seen a lot of, no, you've seen a lot of ball.
Starting point is 00:19:46 Something redacted again, yeah. Indians. Oh, why? How much you get paid to do old school? Do you think this is how redacted our founding fathers, or like the Christopher Columbus Europeans were? how so? Because he just called them Indians too.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Oh, yeah, I'm sure. I mean, I told you that crazy story about the, fuck. There's like, there's this place. Now I can't even remember where the name of it is. On Truck Walk Avenue? Yeah, on Truck Walk Avenue.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Remember that story I told you about they went to, maybe it's the Yucatan? The colonizers went to the Yucatan, and they were asking them what they call the Yucatan. the people were like, what, what? And but what in their language was Yucatan? So now it's named Yucatan. So yes, they were redacted. I don't even know it was a Yucatan. Something like that. All right. So I didn't catch the beginning of this one. I know what it is already.
Starting point is 00:20:50 How much you get paid to do old school? Because he's in the hangover. He's not in wedding crashes. So he's going to say wedding crashes. Wedding Crashers. I didn't do wedding rushes, but bang. Daddy's going to a divorce, so let's not put it out there. We don't want them to sniff it. When you're in California, that's all put out there anyway. By the way, we never talked about this setup. What is your favorite T-FAT K set?
Starting point is 00:21:17 Hmm, good question B. I'll tell you what's not my favorite, that fucking hat. Eight inches, but I think probably my favorite setup is the red chairs. Yeah. Yeah, because we have them. That's the only reason, really. We got to get the green booth, the brown chairs. Yeah, I wonder, like, was this in, this was in their studio, this green booth, right?
Starting point is 00:21:37 Yeah. It just, it looks like it's in a restaurant, so that did a good job of that. Yeah. But I don't care, I gave, take it. Keep it. It's my kids. Keep it. My kids.
Starting point is 00:21:50 That's Brian Fitzprop. In a row. Oh, yeah. Take it. Why? I'm in it. Why you do that? We didn't even.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Why you do that? We all ask the same questions. That last one, not bad. Interrupt the Fisbump? Comedic genius. Yeah, it's kind of funny, I guess. Let's see what else we got here, dude. That's a promoted post.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Chin's apartment for sale. Oh, fuck. Maybe that's a joke. It posts by Caterpillar Hot. Yeah, yeah. 7539. Oh, what bad. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:22:28 One bad one bad. Chan's leaving for Austin B. This is crazy. What if they really leave? They are. For sure? For sure they're leaving. He put his house on sale, so this is a new era for us.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Everything Brendan Shop says becomes reality. Right, that's true. That's fine. I will. This is, he doesn't even try to hide it posted by haphazard. App hazard. Gotta love a hap clip, dude. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Oh, right there. The gay. I will, I have a criticism of my homes. I think he's, his butt's, his butt's too bad. His brother. He's got a butt. He's a gay brother. I know he does.
Starting point is 00:22:59 That bothers me. Why? I don't know. Reason to hate him, right? You need something? You need a homophobic reason. Brendan? I'm moving for the Eagles.
Starting point is 00:23:09 I'm a big Siguan-Barkley fan. And I like the white cornerbacks and safeties for the Eagles. It's like he's just kind of villain, you know, villain in this clip. These are the reasons why I like doing this show. You remember the person you're making fun of is an idiot. A bad person. bad guy. Yeah. Oh, really, dude. You don't like Patrick Combs because he has a gay brother. I don't even think he's gay. The one that's
Starting point is 00:23:39 famous. But not that either one is bad saying that he's gay and that you don't like him because of that. Like when Shane Gillis says like he's proud of like a white running back or something like that, he's doing a character and it's funny. Yeah. This is just shop. Well, yeah, I mean, it's like, yeah, it's one thing to be like, you know, supportive of like a white player because there's not many white cornerbacks and you're joking around or all that stuff. You know, like, oh, yeah, I like the white corner. Now it's like he, but he says it like the way like a fucking 1950s like racist person would say it. It's like, where's he going to do it? The way Josh Denny says the N-word now, you know, that he's broken up with his girl. Yeah, I mean, it just, it comes
Starting point is 00:24:21 off so strange. It's one, you say something like, you know, like gay people and then you're like, and I like the white players. Like all, was that his deliver? Is it supposed to be like a comedic delivery type deal? I don't know. I don't get it. Especially after we get it, we get it. Yeah. You know, it's just building a narrative, B, not a good one.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Yeah. So. You know how hard it is to making the NFL is a white corner and safety? They have a bunch of them, too. You got a lot of emotional reasons here. No, but I like, um. I just like this guy's like, nah, man, the tires. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:51 She's very heavy. Some people just put on. You should have right to refusal. You get him drunk, fat. Yeah. murder, pedophile. You've been very offensive this podcast.
Starting point is 00:25:05 Mahomes gay brother, the white cornerbacks and now how's that offensive? The same way black people root for their favorite player. You're rude for the black guy. You root for the black guy.
Starting point is 00:25:16 White corner, how hard his life has been? Ballin, dude. Not since Jason Seahorn. All right kids. A hot second ago. It's been a hot second. It's been a hot second.
Starting point is 00:25:27 I know what's as funny, I made you pause too close to the end of the clip as always. But what's funny to me is, even with all that, the worst thing is still his sweatshirt. His hoodie, it's still worse. Like, you can forgive the other stuff because he, no, you can't. I was going to say he can forgive it because he has brain damage. But the hoodie is so awful. It's so awful. Why would anyone buy an orange, dry fast, all gas shit like that?
Starting point is 00:25:53 It looks like he works for like a delivery company. Camel pants. Yeah, the camo pants, obviously. redactant, but he's too old for that. What about these bad boys? Oh, yeah. Look at those boots. What happened to the tolls? Somebody's been on ASOS. Something about this pant being up seem real feminine to me, Doug.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Oh, well, you know. Look how pale he is. Oh, my God. Hey, hey, hey, be cool. If we go in far enough, it's all white. All right, same here. What's your point, dude? Look at that white hand with the white skin there.
Starting point is 00:26:25 you're being really offensive this podcast, Trarado. I'm rooting for the Mexicans in this clip, dude. Watching when Terrell Owens was shutting him down. You know what I'm saying? Peaches.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Delight. Delight. Squirrel. That's cute. Nuts. All right. Let's see what else we got here. King of Dermabrasian.
Starting point is 00:26:48 I'm doing all right. Let's see this. Dicey, what is it called? Tag. You keep saying take my money. You must have a lot of money. I'll take your money.
Starting point is 00:26:58 I'll take your money. All right. Robin, you know. I'm doing all right. Oh, really, dude? No, darkness, my friend. 85. I've come to talk with you again.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Everything is so cheap. What is this, T-Moo? And then Thick-Bway squad is T-Moo now. There's another, like, development in the merch sales is that if you buy something, you get like a $5 jersey. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:27:29 We fucked up, dude. We came in way too early in the big boy shit, dude. Did we? Yeah,
Starting point is 00:27:37 we should have waited. Insane. Look at what we could have gotten for way cheaper. Eight dollars for everything. Dude, the dicey shirt is $8 now.
Starting point is 00:27:51 It's such poor quality that clothes they have. Oh, I don't mind those joggers. Think boy. question mark over a donut. What does it mean, dude? Why?
Starting point is 00:28:06 Why is the donut? I know I've asked this question before. Why is the donut dripping? Sorry, I interrupted. What were you going to say? No, that was perfect. Fuck. A thick boy mystery hat?
Starting point is 00:28:16 What's the mystery? You got a random thick boy hat. Oh, okay. Left it seeds while I was. Nuts. I don't understand the dripping thing. I don't get it. Like, why does that part of the donut stuff?
Starting point is 00:28:32 Why is it always thick boy? Why is it like they're the ones? No other podcasts is selling merch at 88% off. No, I haven't heard of that. I mean, they have too much merch for sure. Yeah. Because most podcasts, they have like... Fulfillement.
Starting point is 00:28:47 They're like five things. Even some of the big ones have like not very much, right? Yeah. This is like a whole business thing. I wonder if he's somehow, he's figured out some sort of redacted way. of making money off of clothes. Like he's actually, this is actually profitable. And I mean,
Starting point is 00:29:04 he's just like getting tons of money from clothes. Yeah. That would be, that would be interesting. What I think, honestly, is that he bought too much. And he's trying to offload it.
Starting point is 00:29:14 Usually you should do like a presale and then fulfill those orders. He just bought a shit ton of inventory and then has it. That makes sense. I mean, he's a wasteful person. Yeah. Well, marketing genius.
Starting point is 00:29:25 Yeah, that's another way of saying. And he probably already made his money back on it. Oh, yeah. He's one of the gray salesman that's ever lived. It's like P.T. Barnum, ever heard of him? Just like his comic books. Let's see here.
Starting point is 00:29:37 This is posted by Old Choiie. Is that right? Sounds like it. Ochoipi. Nuts. Fighting pit, which was like this like lift that was on the edge of? Why does it look like they're sick and smaller every time we watch them? It's closing in on morning combat.
Starting point is 00:29:53 Yeah. They had to sell the table to get a smaller one. of a fighting surface. The Just Bleed guy. These are the things. The Just Bleed guys. The GFL draft and the GFL more generally is going to be a part of that. It blows my fucking mind that people think there is anything to this.
Starting point is 00:30:11 I mean, again. It drives me nuts. Might there be an event? That's how everybody feels when they can drop, when they know, when you know you can drop a Shabism, that's the face you get. I already know the titles of this episode. dude. What? Brendan Chow's merch is 88% off.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Yeah. That's insane. That's insane. Another Matan clip here. Maton references Tefat K Reddit on Tiger Belly. Did we already watch that? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:30:42 I don't think so. Posted by James Frog. And thank you to Tiger Belly for sponsoring this pod. Yeah. We appreciate it. They gave us a lot of cash, allegedly. We couldn't have it for the chairs of the cameras.
Starting point is 00:30:55 I mean, a lot of money went into that. And I just want to thank Bobby. Thank you. That's all I'll say. Every day I come home, there's rain energies in a delivery package outside. I know. I'll get emotional if I start talking about it. So I'm not going to say anything else. I mean, you didn't even mention the fact that he kibutek's your truck. Bobby Lee and Kibbatek, you know, there's a thing there. That's all I'll say. Read between the lines. You don't want to, don't fuck with me because I...
Starting point is 00:31:23 Well, I'll fuck with it. I can put my IP address wherever I want. Okay. What does that make? It gets more specific with that threat. I'm going to put the IP address right here. I'm going to go on Reddit and I'm going to go crazy. I'm trying to ruin my career.
Starting point is 00:31:40 Not yours. Whose? The homeless cats. What? She had a question, sir. You didn't get it? I literally don't know what is going on. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:31:55 it's getting cut out. It's not going to get cut out. We'll leave that one at it. We'll leave that one ahead. Oh, you leave it in? Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Oh, okay. Yeah, we've seen that before, right? I don't think so. I haven't.
Starting point is 00:32:05 You have graves. I have graves. Matan is growing on me. I always thought it's kind of funny, but I didn't grow up on me. Let's see. The next clip is from Dana White's mom. I can already hear Bapa being edgy and defending this idiot. Dude, I mean. I just so stupid.
Starting point is 00:32:23 it. This is like it makes Papa seem better. I don't know. Serious brain damage, hopefully is what's causing these comments. Yeah. And that does not seem like a real name, right? Or my tripping.
Starting point is 00:32:40 Which name? Louis Seeley. Yeah. Look at this guy. No, I don't know. I think maybe the Redact, Baba Redag was rubbing off on you thinking that's not a real name. It doesn't seem.
Starting point is 00:32:53 I'm like, I know it's a real name. Come on now. Okay. Louis Seeley. It looks like some guy they just found on the metro on the way to work. You want to write an article about this guy loving Hitler? I'd be like, no. We'll be 20 bucks.
Starting point is 00:33:08 All right. Let's see. What's next? It is what it is. Oh, Chin did drop a new vlog. Oh, nice. So Confidence Search 8648 posted this one. Chin's trip to the mothership.
Starting point is 00:33:20 Let's see. I'm actually going to see. Brian Cowan's special. So I'm there to support him. There's like three. Two locks there. Okay, this is probably the smallest patio I've ever seen in my life, but it's a patio. How does he fit in that thing?
Starting point is 00:33:46 Yeah. And I hate that. That's his takeaway. It's so small. Whatever, dude. He's filming the chips he's eating on the plane. Mm-hmm. Vlog life.
Starting point is 00:33:57 He vlog, who vlog for, oh, who? I did Jeff to either. Who vlogged first? Chin or Bapa? Probably Chin. So Bapa's copying Chin, basically. He saw Chin blogging. I'm going to do that.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Okay, I just wanted to make sure. Tell me about this blog stuff, Chin. He says, I kind of think I should do that. And Chin's like, yeah, he should. And then Chin ends up doing it for him. Yeah. He's like, I did a vlog. Here, edit it.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Either that's a sewer or some type of river. Chin's going to go fishing. I didn't bring my fishing poles. Oh, God. Ain't going to be no fishing up in here. In a sewer? What is wrong with him? He's always drunk.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Jin and I, I think maybe that's not a bit. He has a problem. We're walking to the comedy mothership to see Brian Cowan's special in a drunkard. Driving drunk is illegal in Texas too. But I have a feeling, even though I'm on the guest list, he's going to be, he didn't put me on or something. Every time I go to Brian's shows.
Starting point is 00:35:04 something happens. So hopefully me and my friends get in, but we'll see. If you're there, I'll see you there. We hire off-duty cops to work the club. We want to make it as safe as possible. Upon admittance, patrons must surrender their cellular devices, have their faces photographed, and adhere to a strict code of silence. Welcome to causing mothership. Couple things before we get started. No heckling the show, no recording the show of any way. Bathrooms in the lobby. You can check your phone in the lobby too. made it in and Brian killed it reunited with a bunch of T-Fat-K alumni, including the great Mike Catherwood.
Starting point is 00:35:41 I kind of, I mean, I'm excited. We haven't seen the special. I have grace. I don't remember. We haven't seen it yet, right? I can't wait to watch it. Me too, dude. I mean, you're excited now, but then halfway through the special,
Starting point is 00:35:55 you're going to wish it was over. Oh, yeah. No, when we watch, on the Patreon, we watch man class and man tiers and whatever, man, whatever the fuck the other ones were, it was rough. Yeah. It was hard to watch. Yeah. And something telling me that man tits isn't going to be any better, dude.
Starting point is 00:36:10 Is that what it's called? No, I don't know. Oh, okay. Man mothership or manorship. He's like the last person that should be talking about how to be a man. Yeah. I think that's the end of this chin clip. Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:36:26 So I want to watch that whole, maybe for the stream, we could watch the whole chin blog. Because that seemed like a small excerpt. Yeah. Um, how did it even fit in this, uh, episode? Um, bro guy. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Texas would send these two back in a heartbeat. Um, so what is it? What's the point of this? Callie girl. Not for much longer, I hope. Yikes. All right. You know what? I'm not really liking this whole narrative that like Texas is too real for them or whatever. Sure. Okay, Texas. Be cool. You're fine. We get it. we get it Texas I don't know if that's the narrative though B okay oh man we're both just talking like shop now dude can't help it I think
Starting point is 00:37:14 well what do you think they believe Texas is going to be like I don't know I'm just saying that like it's not like California embrace Shob and Joanna like we love the way they act they're being ridiculed every day there's a with 200,000 people in it making fun of them so like a lot of them
Starting point is 00:37:33 A lot of those people are probably in California. So I just don't know what the difference is. Like they, as if Texas is going to be like, no, we don't put up with that kind of stuff around here. No, they're going to,
Starting point is 00:37:44 there's probably going to be much better for Brennan in Texas because he's friends with Rogan. Daddy Rogan, Mr. Joseph Rogan. Yeah. You know what drives me nuts? What? That shop never really,
Starting point is 00:37:55 uh, he should exist at flappers. You know? Yeah. Like, why did that never happen? I don't understand why there's not like, a Brennan Shab show there.
Starting point is 00:38:05 And I'm being dead serious. I agree with it. You're just being serious too, right? I mean, they had something like that at the Ice House, right? Mm-hmm. So if not at the ice house, if it doesn't work at the Ice House, what's the saying? Try it at Flappers. Right? If it doesn't work at the Ice House,
Starting point is 00:38:19 try it at Flappers, try it at... Comedy Chateau. Comedy Chateau. What is it? Brennan Chauvin Friends? That's the best fucking name for a show there is. This is, like, when people ask us, like, is Flappers really that bad? This is how bad flappers is that even Brennan Schaub knows that flappers is redacted.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Yeah, I don't like that if he, if that's really true, I don't like that. I don't think he's above flappers. Okay. Well, his cut is his split's going to be very small. Yeah. Okay. He's like, yeah, he needs more money or whatever. I wonder. I wonder. Maybe I think you could get people out. Yeah. I think him and Barb would fight for sure though. Yeah, dude. I mean, Jimmy Dord has a whole thing of flappers. He seems to pack it out. Jesus Christ. Probably makes a lot of money. Well, that's our flappers quoted for the week. Let's see here.
Starting point is 00:39:10 Be good. The biggest game. What happens next? Part 8. Oh, hell yeah. I knew we ended on seven, dude. I felt it in my bones. Icarus lives again. Let's see. What happened that? Some viewers may find the following
Starting point is 00:39:24 video disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised. Speaking of discipline, you had a baby. Well, I had a baby. Literally like us, we can't help it. You know. Happy for you, Brian. Makes it weird.
Starting point is 00:39:39 Makes it weird. Kid got a dick on him. Kids got a dick on him. He does? Zombie cats. I never seen that one. I feel like we have seen that one. Kids got a dick on it.
Starting point is 00:39:49 I think we talked about it. Oh my God. I think we were like, why would he say that about a baby? And then we talked about that for a while. Probably. It's been a lot of shows we've done. Yeah. I just made the shock.
Starting point is 00:39:59 Scroll up, Jen. What? Scientists have made the shocking. fine after two cats broke into the research center. Defezonde Poe. What? He's so drunk, as usual.
Starting point is 00:40:14 These are the drunk Papa days. Defeas on deposeing decomposing corpses in Colorado. You want to talk about a guy who's the poster boy of cancel culture. This is how it should work. Fucking Chris DeLea. Made some mistakes. No doubt, man. 100%. Anything illegal? Absolutely fucking not.
Starting point is 00:40:30 Learn from it. Worked on himself. Does three hours of therapy every day. Fucking three hours of therapy every single day. How do you say therapy? It's so funny. And with these two like bro football guys, oh, yeah, crit. But Delea does.
Starting point is 00:40:55 Yeah, it's hilarious. She says therapy. And it's probably wrong. But if it's real, it's also funny. Three hours a day every day. Every day. Seven days a week. Dalia's so fucked up.
Starting point is 00:41:07 They're like, you gotta be here like half. I mean, it's like half a workday, dude, almost. Therapy sounds like a race of people in Game of Thrones. Yeah. The therapies are coming. The therapies are coming. I knew Chris before all this happened and, you know, Chris was tough, man. He was a dark soul and just...
Starting point is 00:41:25 Not a real human being. That's one of my favorite quotes. He was not a real human being at that period of time. You know, tough, not a real human being. Like, he was a bit of a narcissist. And I love him. And he's so talented. I fucking love him.
Starting point is 00:41:40 Now, Chris is a real dude, man. Dude, man. Yeah. Shab is the last person you want in your corner. Louis C.K. You remember the Louis C.K. bit where he's like, your friends are not the ones you want that have your back or whatever. The friends that are have your back when you get fucked over, not the ones you choose.
Starting point is 00:41:59 Probably like Brendan Chobb. Maybe. because Brennan Schaub, he'll stick by you, but then the things he says, you don't want him to say those things. I'm not a real human being. I'm a bit of a narcissist. I do therapy three hours a day.
Starting point is 00:42:13 Joe. All right, let's see what this other one was. It was a hat clip, I think. Oh, a haphazard clip. Papa can't stop getting scammed. Hap hazard posted this one. It's during COVID. 40,000.
Starting point is 00:42:28 I got this letter in the mail, but it wasn't like a real. No, dude, I love when you try to gussy it up. But it was like a, okay, so the thing about it, though, is it to look glossy and it, dude, I love that. I love your face
Starting point is 00:42:43 when you do it because you can see it in your face. So is the letter saying that our wall was illegal hide, all this stuff? Oh, fuck. His wall? It's a scam. It's some sort of like your wall, like, some sort of violation. They're saying that he's done.
Starting point is 00:42:58 So he has to pay to get it redone or whatever. He's going to come. Like, oh, man, this is crazy. So then I sent to my biz manager. I can't believe he calls. He goes, yeah, it turns out the wall was illegally built. Then he used the permit.
Starting point is 00:43:12 So the business. Oh, so it's real. But he got scanned by the builders or the people who made it? Manager said this. Correct. So it's the business manager. Yeah, no, it sounds like, man, I know this group. They deal with it.
Starting point is 00:43:23 They're going to come out. They're going to take care of everything. You're going to have to worry about. I'm like, all right, cool. They come out. It's like a mom. It's like a mom and a son. I'm like, no uniforms, no official truck.
Starting point is 00:43:35 By the way, don't sleep on that door. You heard that? Oh, fuck, the door's back. Yeah. Our favorite character. That was so loud. Yeah. He used the permits.
Starting point is 00:43:45 So the business manager said this. Correct. So it's not business manager. Yeah. He's like, man, I know this group. They deal with it. They're going to hear that rumbling. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:55 And come out. They're going to take care of everything. You have to worry about. I'm like, all. Cool. They come out and take a mom. I hear, I hear it. Two, ready?
Starting point is 00:44:04 Mom and a son. Yeah. Yeah. That's the door right there. Legs coming in. Talking about me, business manager. I'm like, no uniforms, no official truck. I'm like, oh, this is weird, whatever.
Starting point is 00:44:20 And they're like measuring. Just an old school credit card machine. No, they're like measuring. They're like, yeah, it's over. They have rulers. Just. That's exactly. what they're doing. It's just some bullshit.
Starting point is 00:44:30 Get the other ruler. I got this one up here right now. They're like, yeah, we'll get these plans, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, all right. Like, pay him a hefty sum to, I'm like, here fix it. Pay him a hefty sum of cash. Three months go by, I don't hear from them. Like, what the fuck? So I figured they were in the city. I hit up the city. I'm like, can you come out? This guy comes out. Legit, L.A. County outfit.
Starting point is 00:44:49 He goes, what's the matter? I heard my wall was low high. And he goes, you got a letter from us? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you let it. I showed to him. He was, that's not from us. I was right the first time. Do I have a problem with my wall? And he goes, not at all.
Starting point is 00:45:03 When is the moment, like, when you were, you're talking to this guy, when is the moment that it registered in your head? The scam artist or the actual L.A. county guy? As soon as he pulled up in legit L.A. County vehicle. You knew you already goes, ah, that's what they look like. Hey, you can actually just go home. I think I know what's going on here. But when I knew it was a complete scam, it's like two months into it, they came on the property
Starting point is 00:45:28 didn't tell me and they were just out there and like sweats and it's looking like bullshit. I came out of my gun because I thought they're like my fucking mountain line problem y'all. You have a gun? Say less king. I mean the fucking of course the team is at fault I mean the business manager he just sent it to his business manager. How does the business
Starting point is 00:45:46 manager not catch this? There's not a chance that he sent it to his business. Yeah. Yeah. He's the team. Yeah, you're right. I thought you knew this 40 chess already, dude. There's no way. There's level to the shape. yeah or if by business manager he means jay yeah it could be you know i mean yeah who does he acts yeah yeah yeah ar 15 i'm like what are you doing they're like oh my god i'm like you didn't
Starting point is 00:46:11 the fuck you doing yeah we're so sorry and i was like no what are you doing like oh we're just checking some stuff out taking pictures what if that's when the scam started because he they were going to rob you and you come up your gun you're like no no no we work for uh the city you need to pay us 20 grand for your wall. Yeah, that's right. We're going to make it bigger. No, wait, wait. I want to know.
Starting point is 00:46:33 All right. That's exactly what. Happiest delay has been all month. Brennan's getting scammed. He's like, what is your business manager? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:47 Hold my God. Conversation off here. Oh. Why does Nick look like a man that's lost everything? Right? Mm-hmm. Like, he just looks worse and worse. Yeah, he does not look good.
Starting point is 00:46:58 It's probably his teeth. It's like his teeth are getting weird. You shouldn't. No, wait, wait, I want to know. Let's see. Where's he? Oh, by the way, every time this happens, I always like to go in here to see if that hole in his mouth is real.
Starting point is 00:47:14 I guess not. It is a weird jaw, though, right? Fish fear that mouth. Dude, that's like a seat clamp. For teeth. Let's see here. where's Nick's face it.
Starting point is 00:47:27 Yeah. That's exactly what happened. Oh my God. Yeah. He's just like, I mean, maybe he's working too hard. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:37 I don't know. Rough. They're just getting older. I want to see what you look like without that beard player. It's your business manager. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:45 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Who's your business manager? Conversation off air. And then Eric's like,
Starting point is 00:47:54 So who is it? Jay. This guy. Conversation off there. This is some random Indian guy on his phone. A guy got me in a world of trouble. Oh, no. That type of stuff.
Starting point is 00:48:08 It's a guy at a cell phone repair shop. Deuce is like yon. Damn. That's fucked up. Crazy. Let's see what else we got. Confident search 8648 posted this one. The intern's giving
Starting point is 00:48:24 zero fugs that he's leaving. The interns give zero fucks that he's leaving. This sounds exactly like flappers, dude. Oh, yeah. We're lucky because our house is one of the only houses that can still get insurance. Why?
Starting point is 00:48:38 Not from State Farm. I don't know. It's an Erika thing. Wow. State Farm dropped out, but then what's up? What's up? What's up? Yeah, I won't tell him. Yes, teeth are weird.
Starting point is 00:48:52 usually if you have a gap in your teeth that means you're funny yeah true that's facts I don't know it's an erico thing wow state farm dropped out
Starting point is 00:49:03 but then what's up old times do we maybe want I eat I'll eat a hot ship they know the ship is sinking captain's saw on the boat let's see this one's
Starting point is 00:49:14 banjo Fitzgerald just in case you didn't see the framed truck cover in the theater he added an extra in the room truck cover street trucks wow
Starting point is 00:49:27 well he's always been sort of like an art guy putting stuff up so that's the theater let's see what the room is I ain't gonna lie brie keeping it 100 scooping at the bag
Starting point is 00:49:38 I like these tables they got dude all right I'll stop talking of course a popcorn machine this is where he watches Moana next one look at that he wakes up looks at himself in the street truck
Starting point is 00:49:51 Whoa. Is it the master bedroom? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Nuts. That is redacted as hell. Baseball stuff. Where the cobbies. That'd be funny if there's a cubby on this side.
Starting point is 00:50:07 Trashy black thing, headboard. Wow. I feel like this is invasive. Yeah. It's a little bit, it's a lot to know about him. Yeah. I wouldn't post something like this online. Mm-hmm. Well, he's a celebrity. You know, I guess it's kind of like cribs.
Starting point is 00:50:22 Yeah. Dude. MTV Craves is Brennan Chab. That's a must see. Let's see. I'll never quit. This is drunk asshole won't give up alcoholism posted by appropriate duty 930. I think we've seen this.
Starting point is 00:50:35 I'll never quit drinking. I will always make sure that I can keep my body healthy enough so that I can always drink. I love seeing a sunrise with a cocktail, seeing a sunset with a cocktail, having friends walking. God damn. A sunrise with the cocktail? Interesting. A sunset with a cocktail, not that strange. Not every night, but, you know.
Starting point is 00:50:59 I remember sunrises, coked out, were the worst thing of all time. No comment. Yeah, I know. And how you wake up and see, or not even, you wouldn't sleep. You just see the fucking sun. Yeah, dude, that's the worst thing of all time.
Starting point is 00:51:12 I guess somebody else has trouble waking up at 4.34 in the morning. In your house with a bottle of wine, getting on a plane. Can I get you something? Double Jack on the rocks. Lots of rocks. I love the moment. Someone says,
Starting point is 00:51:27 hey, we should get a drink. And you're not supposed to. That feel. You're not supposed to. This is crazy. This is like anti-dair, you know? You know, it's funny. This seems like it was Burke Kreischer's peak
Starting point is 00:51:43 and then everything went downhill out. Because this is a while ago, this clip. It's a hot second ago. This is a hot second ago. Hot. It's like a first kiss. You don't get that first kiss. Kiss is when you're married.
Starting point is 00:51:54 You get to have those first drinks. At a brunch, someone goes, should we do mimosas? And then waiter goes, actually, we have bottomless mimosas. And you're like, this is going to be the best day ever. Dude, you just hide me the f*** up. You just hide me up, bro. That was like a locker room speech. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:10 It's pretty inspirational. I should speak at AA meetings. What? Stupid-ass bar stools shit. I don't mind that Sunday Conversations show. I don't know what it is. I'm once again commenting on something. I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:52:26 I'm sure it's great. Yeah. I just need jerk reaction. Sorry. Big Dick, sorry about that. Yeah, I think you're redacted as fuck. I mean, look what you're talking to. The next one's Gilded guitars, dude.
Starting point is 00:52:39 We haven't seen some Gilded guitars in a minute. The Diddler thinks Chins singing sucks. What? Let's see. What is this? Oh, buddy. Sucks. Do better.
Starting point is 00:52:56 Terrible. This all sucks. Fucking, look at this. Look how shitty that is. This all sucks. I don't know how people do this, but that off-pitch singing thing is so fucking, it annoys the shit out of me, but it's hilarious. They made it bad on purpose. It's edited, right?
Starting point is 00:53:20 Right. That's what I'm saying. When they make it off-pitch, I hate how it sounds, but it is very. funny. Yeah, it is funny. It's kind of a good douche. This sucks, dude. I don't like how many editor in this, too. It's like, all right, we get it. You just make fun of it.
Starting point is 00:53:36 I prefer chin singing. Yeah. I like it singing. Doing, bro. I like how you can't even take yourself seriously every time you say it. Oh, my God. That sucks.
Starting point is 00:53:54 Obviously, it a mistake. This sucks. This whole thing sucks. This sucks, dude. Wow. No sea clamps for that. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:54:10 Another Brian Callan clip, another failed pod from Rinks posted by Confidence Search 8 to 648. Let's see. I mean, it's doing Brian Callin show or some shit. And I just never made. I'll do my own pockets. I stopped doing, I was doing off limits. This is another podcast I started.
Starting point is 00:54:27 And I just was like, I'm not, I don't want to do this because I'm not interested in interviewing people and adding, what's my podcast? There's such a shortage of informative podcast. Until I can figure out what's unique, I'm not interested. Yeah. I'm just like, I don't want to do this. I'm not interested in smart talk anymore. Yeah. I'm going to go find the Steve Irwin.
Starting point is 00:54:48 Who is that guy? I don't know. It just died. I'm going to find the Steve. probably. Yeah. Or is right there. Orriss Nuss. Some sort of.
Starting point is 00:55:02 I don't know. Yeah. Still a good fucking idea. Yeah. Good idea. So he stopped doing off limits. So he stopped doing off limits. Tells the truth about stuff you can't talk about. It's so funny because you feel empathy for people. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:55:21 Like you kind of can't help that. But then you remember who they are and you're like, Oh, no, fuck that guy. Yeah, no, Calum, African singing man. Scottish nobleman. Do with the shovel? All right, condolences to the recently identified victims posted by BGL's little feet. I don't know what that means.
Starting point is 00:55:41 Oh, sink pissing. Oh. Damn. It looks like they were trying to stop him from pissing in that sink. It's like they put up a fucking, you're just missing a moat. It looks like a castle. Build the wall. around the sink
Starting point is 00:55:54 Don't let him piss in the sink Dude if this statue could talk dog Seen a lot of dick Mm-hmm Seen a lot of adderall usage Okay that's a pissable sink right there Yeah No protection
Starting point is 00:56:08 Dude The most pissable of sinks right there Mm-hmm Yeah it looks like he was He bought a house that you could piss and sinks in Probably That one Mm-hmm
Starting point is 00:56:21 Yep. How do you even tell someone not to piss on this thing? I mean, redacting conversation. Kind of natural. Yeah, you just say, hey, don't what? What?
Starting point is 00:56:31 What? Huh? All right, let's see. This is the last one for today. It's posted by haphazard. He attributes his strength to being a blue-collar car guy. All right.
Starting point is 00:56:42 You've seen that video that he posted on his Instagram? Um, no. Where he basically is saying that he's stronger than the two strongest men of all time. Oh, I did see that. Yeah. Yeah. He's holding that barbell for a minute and they could only hold it for 50 seconds. Yeah. Or, I mean, well, I'll clarify, I saw like a second of the clip and then I saw someone talking about it.
Starting point is 00:57:05 Yeah. I didn't see the whole thing. What do you think? Fax or cap? Fax. Scoop it at the bag? Yeah, he's strong. He's stronger than the world's strongest men by far. Will that take a savage fire? We'll see. Strong man. Oh, big old strong hands. I've heard. I've heard of strong hands, but I haven't heard of... I didn't know that I was sitting next to the guy who had the strongest hands. I don't know if they're the strongest, but they're not bad.
Starting point is 00:57:30 But hold on. Hold on. Didn't you beat Thor and... What's his name? Cooper. My boy, Hooper. Yeah. Didn't you beat Thor and the current strongest man in the world?
Starting point is 00:57:43 Hold on. Yeah. Didn't you hold 345 pounds longer than both of them? Uh, yeah. So you got the strongest hands in the world. Those guys are pretty strong. I've been sitting next to the guy who has the strongest hands in the world. Don't you feel better now than when we grapple?
Starting point is 00:57:58 Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. Yeah, well, you have... Meanwhile, chin's behind the camera with the fucking neck brace, like... Yeah, so why did you choke me then? You knew the old time was dangerous. Your fingers are the same... What's funny is your fingers are literally the same size as my...
Starting point is 00:58:13 Big palms, though. But your palms are wet or long. You got big old palmy palms. You got big old palmy palms. You don't have big hands. No. You know what's good about the moving to Austin? Is that we are further from death.
Starting point is 00:58:26 That's true. Yeah, he can't strike as easy when he finds us and finally gets his vengeance. Yeah. Who knows he might have like one last night out here and he just fucking goes for it, you know? I'll tell you this. If he sends being a guy, I don't fuck him up. Oh, yeah. Yeah, violence in my DNA.
Starting point is 00:58:40 No conversation. Just straight to violence. Oh, yeah. And like I've, I've shaken a lot of pro football players, hands, big hands. Yeah, big hands. Yeah. But that's crazy. And so I figured he'd beat me.
Starting point is 00:58:53 He made me the most nervous. Let's watch this first time. This is crazy. Might pass out, but all right, that's 50. Come on, Thor. Oh, damn. That was 55.7. And Mitchell Hooper.
Starting point is 00:59:12 Mitchell Hooper's... Is that Tom Seguerl? Mitchell Hooper's the current strong, like he beats Thor and everything except for deadlift. Oh. Look at this. Look at this. Yeah. Look at this.
Starting point is 00:59:23 Come on. Look at this, Motherfather. Hell yeah. 60.4. They must have been like, what? Yeah, they're like, what the fuck? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:32 Wow. I'm also a lot lighter than them. But it's different, too, because. No, no, no, no, you're 100 pounds lighter, minimum. Minimum, yeah. And you don't train like that at all. And you're 10 years older.
Starting point is 00:59:46 So, no, no, no. Hold on. That's what I'm talking about. I know you're Bam Bam. I know. Nope, you're stronger than you bench press 225 right now. You could do it 30 times. You could do combine numbers right now.
Starting point is 01:00:00 Oh, yeah. Combine numbers. Young NFL players. Have you ever benched? Yeah. Never. Really? Oh, I mean, I'm sure he could do 225.30 times.
Starting point is 01:00:12 Yeah. Something like that. I destroy most of the guys in the combine. Yeah. Except how tall you are. Yeah, 700 sets. Yeah, I mean, like 6'3, 6'4, that kind of shit. easy money anything under that it's like
Starting point is 01:00:26 even left yeah so you're not even a real person what are we down here not a real human being being yeah obviously but strength wise yeah strength strength pull-ups all that yeah that's impossible well I've ever seen you I guess nonchalant gets it that everything sometimes I left or whatever
Starting point is 01:00:42 I'm a bit of a power lifter myself Nate Diaz watches this clip and shivers his timbers dude oh yeah he's lucky he escaped death more like Brennan the big old hands do I remember you did strict because I did them I did 30 pull-ups and then I put something out this is kind of a weird way to sit with your hands in your ass yeah I do that sometimes you do when it's cold out do you keep your hands warm mm-hmm it does get a little cold here it's nippy yeah yeah go for it dude no my hands are fine I like how you immediately and I'm good
Starting point is 01:01:17 like you have to stop yourself now that you know 32 pull-ups strict and that's a lot of weight. So, you know, but that's fucking crazy, dude. It is kind of boring. It's like they've made something interesting boring. Like if he really is the world's strongest man, he never trains, but he's somehow stronger than those two guys. You'd think that'd be kind of an interesting conversation.
Starting point is 01:01:40 This is like kind of like boring. Yeah, he's just like, my homie's gassing me up right now. Better just sit back while this is, you know, being said. What needs to be said, bro. It's like contractually part of the show that, like, all right, last three minutes you're bragging about something that I did this week. Yeah. Every episode. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:00 Every episode. Get ready for the Arnold, too. But with the strength stuff, it's like, I think how long I've played sports, all that shit. And then also, jihitsu, the jitsu, really gets your hand grip strength going. Yeah. But then also, but then I'm strong, but then also, but a lot of it, like the endurance, on the car. I credit to the mechanic hands are strong And I'm always turning
Starting point is 01:02:24 Like you're constantly like this Like cut to him doing the gas This like this For long periods of time I think a lot of this is endurance Yeah it's endurance It's the endurance I'm gonna tell you a hilarious story
Starting point is 01:02:38 I love some batteries and track pads I didn't take them out And it exploded And it's like You can't even get the thing open I should have given it to shop Yeah I fucked up
Starting point is 01:02:48 That's on strong hands Yeah there's a team though tuneful. Yeah. But yeah, that's it for this week, dude. See you next week.

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