10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub's TRUCK CRASH with Brendan Walsh @WorldRecordPodcast | 10 Minutes of Schaub #92

Episode Date: March 7, 2024

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Turn it, turn it, turn it off, traction control I wanna be redacted Doing donuts in my high mode I wanna be redacted Just get me to the on-road, let me shoot your stuff Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I flip my truck I can't control my CT, you can't control the slug Let's go Just love, just go Turn it, turn it, turn it off, drag and control

I wanna be redacted Doing donuts in my high mode I wanna be redacted Just put me in a red chair, watch me shoot stuff Hurry, hurry, hurry, move along with my show I can't control my CT, I can't control my slug All right. Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shab. Thanks for tuning in. I have with me the Brendan Walsh from the World Record Podcast.

Thanks for joining us. What up? Good morning, Vietnam! Name the movie. Yeah. My not, my not, my not, my not, my not. My not, my not, man up, man up, man up. Man up, man up, man up, man up, man up. We're very happy to have Walsh here with us.

As always, join the Patreon. Check out our Discord, our Reddit, all that stuff. But Gerardo, how are you doing? I'm doing great today, dude. Nice. Gerardo's with us as well. As always, though, that's not why they're here. No.

They're here to watch 10 Minutes of Shop. So start the timer timer play the cheat code I got it this time synchronize ready 1 2 3 boom timer is started we took a lot of cranium before this started all three of us

alright so you know what happened this week dude he crashed his truck yeah we gotta talk about it I mean you know I was telling you guys before the show I've kind of and I'm not judging You know what happened this week, dude. He crashed his truck. Yeah. Right? We got to talk about it. I was telling you guys before the show, I've kind of, and I'm not judging everybody watching the show, but I've kind of dipped out of the fucking haterade pool and been focusing on things like my family. I got my chombies, you know, at home. You're betting on yourself.

But you know what? Every time I get away, it's like it is it's it's that cliche it sucks me back in like i look because i knew i was coming here today so last night i'm like let's see what this motherfucker's been up to and it's all videos of him flipping his truck and it's so comical yeah i'm like how does he do it the last time i dipped out or one of the bigger times i i left i was like okay that's enough of this shit i can't i'm not wasting all my life watching people hate on this guy and i'm like well let's just see what's going on and he got those tattoos of his kids with their brains hanging out his chombies and i'm just like what is going now i gotta

fucking go back and see what else i missed dude Dude, that's your takeaway? I'm just kidding. I don't have to explain that to you. Well, let's get into the truck crash here, dude, because we haven't watched it on the show yet. This one's posted by SuccessfulEgg8345. It's called Explains What Not To Do Then Does It. I have a lot to learn, says the dumbest man ever. Let's see this here.

This is finer than sand it's like it's so fine so the issue with that is you can't stop once you get going you gotta just pedal to the metal and just march through otherwise i'm gonna get stuck and this will be a really sad video so a few moments later well folks i got. It's all fun and games to get stuck in the middle of nowhere. I decided to try and be cool. Let the let all the dust clear

and I'm going to shoot out like a rocket for an epic shot. Problem is I stopped in the deepest part and now I'm stuck. That is a problem. You know he's going to do it. You don't even need the title. The title tells you that he's going to get stuck.

But just if without the title, you would have known that he's going to get stuck for sure. If the title's Brendan Schaub tells you how to not get stuck in sand, yeah, you know exactly what's going to happen. Even if he said Brendan Schaub does not get stuck in sand, I feel like you would know that he's going to get stuck. I forgot to show, too. I got the trifecta here. Oh, shit.

Tiger Thick. You see that? Hot Cheetos. Brennan Walsh got merch. Got three Tiger Thicks. I've spent more money on Schaub's merch for you guys than I spent on my kids at Christmas. Thank you for that.

I really appreciate that. Thank you so much. And you're a fish cars kids guy. You're just talking about how you're trying to get with your family, but you know. You weren't, but you wasn't. Alright, let's see the ending. You had a lot to learn.

Fuck. You're a moron! You had a lot to learn. Okay. Best man, everybody! Best man. I mean, it's just, you know, but it gets better. It gets a lot better. Yeah.

So that was just, I'm trying to like feed this here, but let's go on to the more controversial stuff. This one's posted by a haphazard. It's called notice how the only interior shot is him driving straight. He had a stunt driver. Let's see here. Now it's time to take this street princess and get her dirty. Let's go.

Yeah, he's not doing that. No, he's not doing that stuff. Not a chance. Have you ever heard the phrase street princess before, Shab? No. And that made me think when he said that, like all this him being in the trucks, there's one guy, I mean, I guess Rogan has the same truck and that's what started it.

But he's like, he's just parroting another guy. There's some other guy who says all this stuff and has this attitude that he's just like, oh, yeah, that's who I am. I'm that guy. Yeah, you got the best brains. I mean, we've talked about this before, but he just steals stuff from people.

Like all the designs in the back and all of his ideas are kind of just him. Like, Oh, that did well. Maybe I can do that. He stole my idea for the sneaker of the week. Yeah. I was doing,

I've been doing that for years. You brought your sneaker. This is my sneaker of the week. It's the brown Nike. And that's going to be on display on the world record podcast. That'll be on display next to the Kratom company that I, give me a favor and hit the red button next to you? To the far right?

This one? Yes. Oh, yeah. So tell us about the sneaker. What is the brown Nike? You know, the problem with this is that, you know, this here, you see, is this interesting, interesting.

It's got this metal buckle on there. So that's how you know it's got this metal buckle on there so that's how you know it's legit yeah yeah yeah there's levels to this shit there's levels to this shit and Mikasa Tsukasa

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what are we doing here what are we doing here dude what are we doing here? What are we doing here, dude? Water we doon hair. What are you guys' thoughts about that, dude? I don't understand what happened at the end. That's just like a clip from Toontown, maybe? I think this is Toontown, yeah. I haven't watched the new episode. Yeah, that seems like... Have you ever watched Toontown?

No. It's good that you haven't. I can't go that deep. No, you should. I'm a positive man. I love everyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a nice guy, and that's why we had you on.

I'm a nice guy. We're bad. We're too bad hombres. Am I knife? One more question. Do you know, because one thing he said when he flipped his truck, he had this video where he explained it. He said said when he flipped his truck he had this like video where he explained it he said that before he

flipped the truck he went he turned off traction control right he turned off traction control and went Baja mode do you know what either of those things are no neither does he right I think Baja mode is maybe like you knew what it was

I know Baja bugs I don't know Baja mode I thought you knew Baja mode you didn't I't know Baja Mode. I thought you knew Baja Mode. You didn't? I'm assuming Baja Mode is off-roading, not street. Like a dune buggy kind of jumping sand dunes. I didn't even know that. I'm a new to learn beta, so I don't know these things. I'm assuming traction control is something to do with...

I would assume it's like if it's rainy or something, like it keeps... Oh yeah, like it keeps... Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like the grip of the wheels is probably more... Whatever it is, it allows you to do donuts. Probably like four-wheel drive.

Yeah. Yeah. Because I think that's what allows you to be able to go into circles or whatever. Or the stunt driver to do it. Well, there's a certain amount of like intelligence that you need to control a vehicle properly. That's why when you're driving down the street in Los Angeles, you just see fucking mind.

You're just like, oh, that person has like a 43 IQ. That's why they don't, they still, even though they're 50 years old and have been driving for 40 years, they still don't understand. They don't have that relationship with the vehicle. They don't have a sense of it. I wonder if Schaub is like,

I mean, he crashed his truck and like, nobody else was around and he still crashed it. But I wonder if Schaub is like one of those people that you're talking about

that we see all the time in LA that just can't drive. I'm sure if you're behind Schaub in traffic, you're going to see some shit. He's on the phone. He's drinking a rain. He's definitely distracted.

Eating kratom, all that shit. Handful of pills. I mean, he is like, he does drink a lot. I mean, people who live in glass houses. Yeah. Alright, well, let's get to the part where he flipped it, dude. This is another one by Haphazard. One of our guys. Yes. One of our guys. He flipped his yard. Does he support you guys? He actually, yeah, he does, and's get to the part where he flipped it, dude. This is another one by Hap Hazzard. It's called- One of our guys. Yes.

One of our guys. He flipped his yard. Does he support you guys? He actually, yeah, he does. And he's on the Patreon. Not to seduce him. Oh, well, we did an interview with him. Oh, yeah, we interviewed him on the Patreon too.

He's actually a normal dude. I imagine like a lot of these guys are, if I had a job, if I had to be at a job all day, I'd be editing shop. Like I would be, I would not, I would be working five, 15 minutes a day. Yeah. And then the other seven hours and 45 minutes would be me. In Baja mode. Doing this kind of shit.

You're going in Baja mode on your computer, your work computer. I shouldn't say actually, a lot of the cats have been very cool to us. Yeah. Let's see. Get out! Oh no! actually a lot of the cats have been very cool to us yeah let's see oh no see like right the sos service provided by the manufacturer to cancel cancel, press the SOS or cancel button. Starting SOS call. How does he even fit in there, dude?

Can AI speak Redact? He didn't have his seatbelt on, did he? Yeah, he did. I think right here you'll see he's kind of hung in the air like right here. He's still hanging. Is there any chance that he did this on purpose

no yeah I don't you know I was talking to somebody today about this because they are not you know it's hard to catch people up

yeah he's not familiar and I was telling him about it it's like there's no way like because it's Andy Kaufman-esque yeah

and it's like he he's not smart enough he would have to be the most brilliant, like actor, comedian, G he'd have to be a genius. Like nobody could pull this off. There's so many, like you were saying before we started, there's so many things that he's done. That would be like really cool. If he would did that. I would fucking, you know, I would like give him two dozen roses. Like, I don't know.

I would just. Where would you rank it? Can you rank him? Like, let's say that's true. Like, this is all an act. He's planned all this stuff out. Not the, everything. Not just the truck.

He's the greatest entertainer that's ever lived. So number one ranking. Move over P.T. Barnum. That's so funny. He's entertaining more people. Not even P.T. Barnum. Not even like Carlin Pryor. Straight to like historical figures. over pt barnum that's so funny he's entertaining more people yeah you're not not even comedian pt barnum not even like carlin prior straight to like oh he's the greatest entertainer whoever because it's not just stand-up like this his stand-up is the like nobody even pays attention

to that yeah you know i mean nobody's even mocking him for his day like the few clips you see are like they're not yeah it's just you know whatever it's crap like open mic level shit but but if that's not that's not the focus on this whole community yeah the subreddit that is has created their own language about him i'm sorry i don't want to talk too much no no no that's the clips are the star of the show great that's uh i wanted to ask you brendan yeah so what would you rather it be? Would you rather it be him orchestrating all this or him flipping his truck when trying to do donuts?

Eight inches. Okay. But no, in reality though, like what would I rather it be? Both are great options, I think. Because he's hilarious unintentionally and what's most likely that he's just very funny unintentionally somehow.

But the other thing is like, damn. I usually think that clowning is stupid. Like being a clown, I hate the idea of like taking classes, clown classes, something they do in LA. Magicians, yeah. Yeah, I hate magicians. I love magicians. Yeah, I'm alone in this. I understand that I'm redacted for my hate.

My first roommate here was a clown. Oh, yeah? And I got to say the first time waking up, fucking hungover and coming to the living room and seeing a full clown leaving for work. Yeah, it's enough to be like that was cool welcome to Hollywood you don't see that everyday

alright let's see yeah he's like I mean the level of acting here would have to be off the charts cause he's panicked yeah that's true and the The level of acting here would have to be off the charts. Because he's panicked. Yeah, that's true. And the noise is so crazy.

Crazy. We're calling, you've been in an accident. No, it doesn't seem that bad, really. I mean, flipping your car over is bad, obviously. What he said was that he was worried that the truck would collapse in on itself and I don't know if that happens or not or if that's just a job it looks like it's starting

to there yeah like I feel like it could well you had all that extra shit put on there so probably the bottom probably weighs more than it should he

you know how he pulled out the person out or he claimed he pulled out the person that car and said do you like Moana or whatever I think that's also crazy

that that happened and this happened. Yeah. Well, this one is just the same clip, but I just want to shout out California Burrito. It was the most upvoted Netflix clip of the week, RIP TRX right there. And then this one is posted by Podgman.

Raw, unedited footage of the truck flip. Let's see here. Let me get a truck while I'm working. And Mark in the back. Raw unedited footage of the trug flip. Let's see here. Redacted. Did you hear the lady? Very good. Good work. Do you see Mark in the back there? Yeah, that was great.

Then we got some picture posts here. This one's posted by Paolo's Justice. It's called Bapa's gonna be fuming when he reads this. It's Sean Strickland saying, y'all, did you see the Brendan Schaub flip his truck? The panic in that man's eyes, LMAO. I've handled motorcycle wrecks going 80

better than you handled a rolled in a truck, LMAO. Maybe you should come hang out with me i'll help you not be a pussy damn do you know that guy sean straightly watching mma i you know i i i haven't been watching a while but he looks familiar yeah he's like uh this mma fighter that's really outspoken and kind of says crazy shit but he got into it with uh I know you've been off the subreddit for a while. He got into a shop over something about Sneako. What was that? Oh, because Sean Strickland got in a fight with a YouTuber.

Yeah, or like had him come and spar. And then Brennan said it was part of like some conspiracy with the UFC. So they got into it on Twitter. Oh, okay. Oh, nice. He was making enemies everywhere. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Seven days a week. This is just another quick shout out to BGL right here. This is posted by Krekinski. Someone had to do it. It's BGL coming up to the side mirror now, or side window rather. This one is- That's amazing. Sir, a second truck narrative has hit the sub.

Posted by his08730. And then this is Oops by Simple Dead Witches. And another funny one was Joe Camel. His face looks a lot more like Joe Camel right here. Oh, yeah, it does. Yeah. Can you imagine if you did something like wrong and there was a Reddit that had eight different pictures of you doing something wrong?

Well, that's what I was saying to my friend today, too. He's not familiar with it. I'm like, I do sympathize with Shab because... Can you imagine people scrutinizing every moment of your life? But I mean, he's also recording every moment of his life, too. Yeah, it's all being vlogged, you know, on the boy network.

Yeah. He's selling t-shirts with donuts that are dripping on them. I buy you one. You buy me a basketball jersey. Yeah, dude.

It's disrespectful that I'm not wearing that on the t-shirt. It is. I was, you know, I wore mine. I know.

I have mine in storage right now. Okay. Yeah. We have all your merch back there. I mean, you're one of the best. There's a shop storage locker. One of the number one supporters of the show, maybe. Every time I tell my kids, like, we can't.

Come on, put that toy back. They're like, you sent $300 worth of Shaw merchandise. Your daughter's like reaching for a toy and you go, think of Cooney. Think of Gerardo. Yeah, that's taking merch off of their backs. And it's destroying my karma for enjoying this shop stuff. Yeah, like you getting a toy,

think about how much my Reddit has gone down. Like it could have gone up. Alright, this one's posted by SuccessfulCapital217. It's, I'd like to take us back to this gem of a Phi companion. I don't think it gets enough credit for truly how awful this whole thing was. Let's see here. My Twitter feed lit up a little bit more to say,

don't go to the bathroom there because you piss in the sink. Weird. What? They said that you said this. Wait, don't. What? His face. You've said it once before.

I think this is where I got it. That like. Oh, yeah. When they pause on him. They're dogs smarter than him. Like, I mean, it looks like. That's like if you made a movie and somebody switched brains with a dog.

That's the face that he'd be making. His entire life is an SNL sketch where a dog's brain's the face that he'd be making. His entire life is an SNL sketch where a dog's brain has been put into his brain. That's hilarious. That's a good impersonation. Did they say that you said this out loud? Does he piss in the sink here?

I've done it maybe once. That was the whole thing. Nobody's talking about the fight. Everybody was saying, Howie, how are you going to go there? He pisses in the sink. He Brendan's talked about. He pissed in the sink. I had to be in the sink one time is a state of emergency. I'll be honest. Where was the toilet? I mean, you got to have a key. It's like Alcatraz. It's dicey. I'll be honest. If I met you on the street and somebody pointed at you and was like, that guy's a sink pisser and then ran away i probably would go yeah that checks out yeah dang and i'm raised homeless too and the thing that i've seen that clip before and what bothers me is how he's not how he thinks he pees in the bathroom sink it's like no he peed this you can probably see the sink from where you're sitting how he peed in that in a communal office sink that's what the whole thing was a business part that went over my head i didn't realize that was what he thought i mean yeah because he's like oh he pees in the sink because that's why he's like where was the

toilet at and it's like i at least that's what i got from it the way they're reacting especially howie mandel who's like a famous homo or homophobe germaphobe. He's a Jomo focus, scared of gay germs. But no, I would think that that would elicit a bigger like, wait a minute, you peed in that sink? Like, you know, because like, I think we've all peed in a bathroom sink before in our lives for, you know, whatever reason. It's like when you put your balls on the counter, it's nice and cold. You got like a cold sensation on the counter. Seriously. I talked about this before.

That's going to be an R right now. And you run the hot water. It kills the germs. Exactly. On a scale of one to ten, one being cool and ten being the coolest, where's the sink at? You know what I mean? What do you mean? In a place to pee? Where is the sink rink and

coolness cool places to pee i mean eight inches i would rank it pretty low i think for on a coolness factor i mean yeah especially cop car sunroof is probably the coolest place to pee well i peed in the cop car the cop waiting room the gel cell i peed all over the place it's true yeah you have peed in a lot of places. Yeah. This one's post. Speaking of pee, this one's posted by pee pee stains in the front. This guy posts a lot.

Yeah. Pee pee stains in the front. Okay. Guy or girl. I mean, I don't know gender of this person, but. I think we can. This one's called the Schwab curse claims another victim of the night. Let's see here. Who's got the edge tonight in inside inside of this cage i would give the edge

to alan belcher he has more what rate his drip real quick what do you guys think about this outfit shobs yeah i mean it's you know it's easy listen i am in i'm not i can't talk about it the way anybody looks i mean he's in better shape than I am, even though people make fun of him for being fat and shit. He does look like he works somewhere. Yeah, he looks like a bartender. What's that place on Vermont? Oh. The Virgil, maybe.

But I guess they don't dress up like that. But it's like a steakhouse bartender. You know, bespoke. Yeah, some people said he up like that. But it is. It's like a steakhouse bartender. Yeah, yeah. You know, or a bespoke kind of. Yeah, some people said he looks like he works at Olive Garden. That was another one. I saw somebody put a name tag on him or something. Yeah, the breadsticks. Oh, that's a good bet.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you're right. He is in better shape than all of us. I don't like vests, though. I got to say, I'm not a big fan of the vest. I think it makes a lot of people look bad. Well, how about... It's an odd choice for hosting a show, you know,

because it does look like they just pulled the fucking, you know, Mater D or Busboy or waiter. He looks like a waiter. He does. Or a bartender. What happened is right before this started, Shob spilled something on his, like, big boy jersey, and then he saw like the waiter

or the bartender, he's like you gotta switch with me dude, you gotta switch with me. Somewhere there's a waiter tied up in a freezer like gagged wearing thick boy merch yeah why doesn't he wear thick boy shit to plug on this, whatever this is yeah and what is this like

was there any build up to this or did this come out of nowhere too, like how is he commentating on fights? There was buildup to this. It's Jorge Masvidal's bare knuckle fighting. It's like they were talking about it on Rogan. And then I remember some week when we did the show, Shab was talking about commentating that. Okay.

Well, now that you rated his drip, who's got the better drip, dude? Short guy or fucking Chav, dude? I mean, short guy's got to look, you know. Play it a little bit more and I'll think about it. Oh, you got to see some attitude? Let's see. Yeah. Experience doing the bare knuckle boxing.

Beer knuckle. Beer knuckle. Beer knuckle MMA in the game bread style. Game bread. There's certain guys that come over from UFC or MMA and they adapt really well to the new rules. Alan Belcher's one of those guys. He's just very, it's different. If you would have asked me five years ago,

and it's MMA rules inside the UFC octagon, I'm probably leaning towards JDS. But when it comes to game bread, it's Alan Belcher's night. So bet against Belcher. Right, of course. Dallas, my commentary is different. I should, you know know instead of just watching the classic

let's fucking do this but I should instead of just looking at the subreddit like when I was entrenched in this whole world I should have been watching these fight companions or whatever when he makes his predictions because he's literally like, oh, for

a hundred, like you can clean up gambling. Damn, I didn't even think about that. You're very smart. Why not start now? Well, I don't know. I don't, like again, it's like, it's a lot of work to keep track of this guy. Yeah. And then you got to start watching the freaking Monday morning cocksucker stuff.

What is it? Joey Diaz? No, Good Morning Vietnam show. The shop show. Oh, the shop show. We have more predictions. Oh, that's, he gives his predictions on that? Well, he does.

So if you just watch the fight campaign, there's going to be somebody already doing that. Right? So you got to watch the shop show too. You can wake up at 4.34 in the morning before your enemies. Yeah. And just get in those, like those pigs. Yeah. That would be funny if that's like a thing you could do and make a lot of money.

You know, people take my Cheeto necklace. Yeah. Okay. You know how people, um, they bet on, or they don't bet on,

but they invest in stocks that Nancy Pelosi does or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And there are like wall street bets. Yeah. That kind of shit. If you do,

you could be the guy that does that with shop shit clean up and i mean like a side hustle yeah start another podcast where you just kind of uh take his picks and be like listen this is the winningest like just bet the opposite well if you give us ideas like this you got to be aware that we might take it do it yeah fine i just wanted i like seeing, you got to be aware that we might take it. Do it. Yeah, fine. I just want to, I like seeing things just happen. Well, who knows, dude? We might just start another freaking bidding podcast. That'd be the height of redactedness if we did that. But I'm kind of into it.

Take Shabza under. A segment on the show, if you will. This is called Shane meeting and chatting it up with Steph, posted by Gaius Julius me. Let's see here. Dude, this is me if I start the gambling podcast and buy this seat. What is it? What's the point of this?

I don't know. I think it's like just like when they post the Ovan on the subreddit just like he's killing it there's no sound on that is that oh is there i guess there isn't no you're probably right though it's like they show theo just doing really well what like gerardo said doing really well so shane because what did shop say like shane he called him an asshole or something oh he said that uh he shouldn't have been canceled for being racist he should have been canceled for having a bad podcast. Yeah, he said this podcast sucks. Oh, really? Yeah. This is just like the betting game, dude.

You should have bet against that, dude. But if you guys could meet any basketball player, who would it be? Meet any basketball player? For your comedy. They're like, dude, that one knock-knock joke was fucking killer, Doug. You mean like they'd like fucking killer. You mean like they like our comedy?

Would I like to like my comedy? I don't know, man. I'll say it. James Harden, dude. Let's go. Yeah, he seems cool. But I mean, you know, I'm old. Like Michael Jordan was like God when I was a kid.

So that's like, you know, yeah, he's... Why don't you guess who? Because I think if you think about me, you can probably guess what my answer is. Jason Williams. Oh, that's a great one. Larry Bird. Larry Bird.

Yeah. Larry Bird, dude. Well, who's bald? Oh, like Chris Mullin may be bald. Oh, okay. He has a buzz cut. Who's that guy, Reggie Miller? Oh, Reggie Miller's great.

Yeah, he is bald. Love Reggie Miller. Bald, Reggie Miller's great. Yeah, he was bald. Love Reggie Miller. Bald as fuck. Yeah. You're guessing me. Those are like some of my favorite players that you guys pull out. Oh, really? So that's like the same era.

Yeah, I mean, I grew up watching Reggie and Jordan. I didn't really see Bird. I mean, when I was little, I would see like... No, yeah, Bird was like... I was super young, but like Dr. J, Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, we're all like... Yeah. That's like before us a little.

Mine would be James Harden just to go to the strip club with three Cs. You know what I'm saying? Or Magic Johnson because like of Schaub's great joke. Oh, yeah. Remember the mosquito gives you AIDS or something? He's got AIDS.

I forgot about that one, dude. That's like way deep. I completely even though I said it, I forgot that he's got AIDS. Does he say that? I think he says something like that. I could try to look it up in a little bit. But let's go to this one. This one's Pharrell 80s. It's called The Board of Directors.

We definitely said that. The Board of Directors story still makes me smile. Let's see what this is you run all your own shit like there's there's no one to like stop backing you yes great that's not a good plans with you and thick boy media because you waited right you waited until i left showtime which congratulations that's fucking awesome you get to go on your let's give a round of applause for fucking thick boy media standing work i don't know like uh one of the guys on the board of uhick Boys is Rob Dareday.

You mentioned earlier about Rob being on the board or whatever. Do you like him? What is this whole world that these guys exist in? Like, who are these fucking guys? I thought the same thing, but now I know who they are. Busting with the boys? Busting with the boys. Because we watched so many clips and we had no idea.

So, they're two retired NFL players. Right. Okay. So there's just this whole bro world out there that comedy has been usurped by. Or maybe, I don't think this ever existed before though. Like there was like back in the eighties when like Gary Shandling and fucking, you know, Richard Jenny or whatever. But like back in like, you know, the eighties when like Ellen DeGeneres and, you know, Ray

Romano and Drew Carey, like all these people. There wasn't like a side. There wasn't like a side group of comedians like, hey, I mean, there was like Dice, but he was like just a full on character. Yeah. He wasn't gay. You're right. This may be the first time in history that there's something like this where like. It's like big brothers like who beat you up and call you queer.

Like, you know what I mean? It's like a bunch of comedians that are just like. When I was growing up, we had the man show. That's different. Like, I mean, it's like all these guys. I don't know. I don't know these bus guys. Maybe they're, you know, brilliant.

I don't know. I don't know these bus guys. Maybe they're, you know, brilliant. I don't think so. I don't know them very well. I mean, the Taylor Lewin guy, the guy on the right, makes fun of Bapa sometimes. He's clever. I don't know much about the other guy. And what does Shaw, does he always have his mouth full of nicotine packs? Like, what's going on with his face?

I feel like it might be an underbite, too. I don't know. It looked like maybe that was the nicotine, though. It's definitely at least part nicotine. Yeah. Because he takes it for his brain or whatever. I think you're the one who told us that. Yeah. The boys, would you ever have a, not take a douche busing with the boys? I'm sure they're great, but would you ever have a thing that said the boys behind you? I wouldn't have any of this. Maybe they're all over the place. What is the thing in the...

We have the same thing because we got rain and Tiger Thick, which we have to have. They have piggyback barrel acid. What the fuck is that? Barrel aged. It's like beer maybe?

Probably an energy drink or beer. And then a Budweiser... Truck. Truck. Oh, yeah, look. He's got that little nicotine pack on the table. Yeah. Dip can.

A nicotine tuna pack. All right, let's see. Wouldn't that be funny if he just had a can of tuna that he's... Raw tuna in his... What if it was half tuna, half rogan nicotine? On his bar stool. I missed that. I didn't realize they were a barstool

show, but that makes sense. I don't know what barstool is either. I know the logo. I know there's the guy that goes around and eats pizza who's like... Portnoy. Yeah, Portnoy. He's in charge of barstool sports, but I don't know what that is. Is it just like a bunch of shitheads like these guys who talk to other shitheads?

My old roommate who, coincidentally, is from Philly, kind of a bro guy, nice guy. He's the one who told me about Barstool. I didn't really, I knew of it because I went to school in Boston and remember they used to have

something called Smoke Show of the Week that I would read. But he told me the story of the guy, he just ate pizza and then that became so famous. Now he's created this network with idiots that interview other idiots

like you so eloquently put yeah yeah and that's your roommate that's the one that gadooshed you through the play class window right yeah that's the one

that's the one gadoosh not at all you just put like a board of like mentors I guess together yep guys who have done it before

like my buddy, Louis, who's on the board, he sold his company recently, his media company. So they know exactly what you got to do. My boy. What does a board like do?

Like, how does that even work? You talking like a dark board or like a ironing board? We should be investing in this, you know, put more time in this or you need this, you know what I'm saying?

They've been there, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. been there, you know what I'm saying? Like I said, like you guys all meet once a month or something like that? I mean, just listen to these guys. What are they talking about? Business? You talk about the board. Yeah, yeah. One boy, he sold his business.

He's on the board. Oh, so you got to talk like Chandler on the board. Oh, that's good. That's interesting. Who the fuck's watching this shit? I don't know. It's like three, there's... Other guys that want to have a business with a board, I guess.

I guess it gives everybody hope. He's got a fucking CEO. I don't know what the... It's funny the way you see it, because now that you've said that, I agree and I think that's hilarious. But when I was watching it just now I was thinking that this guy Compton and

Lewin are just making fun of him or not understanding maybe they're so like blown away by the fact that he said that he has a board like that they want to understand and they're like maybe they're trying to give him an out almost like so you had a board like you mean like your friends

that you do the business with? And he's like, no, no. Like, you know. No, like Louis, he sold his media company. It's just this whole kind of jive world that exists that didn't exist 40 years ago. I don't know. It's like influencers.

Yes. The whole shop thing is like his dad has, like he's being funded somehow like there's no way this guy makes i mean what is what is he like could the like he has maseratis and shit right those cost like a hundred thousand dollars at least that's a good question that we've talked about before and i don't really know the answer but i remember one of my friends in comedy was saying that like a lot of it is just like YouTube and advertisement money. But then again, I don't. But he's like cooking the books.

Like how many views does the podcast get? You're right. It doesn't really get the views, but maybe at one point it did. I don't know. Yeah. Let's see here. I'm going to find that answer for you right now. But it would be, that would be another thing that would be kind of crazy.

I know people say that his dad is rich or whatever, but if his dad is completely, if he's that rich and he's funding, and knowing that shop is very likely adopted too. 56,000,

like they're all like about 50,000 and there's 132,000, which I mean, hey, listen, my podcast gets like a hundred views. So, but let, you know, one thing we learned, we're not numbers guys. But 60,000, which I mean, hey, listen, my podcast gets like 100 views.

But, you know, one thing we learned, we're not numbers guys. But 60,000 views is not Maserati money. No, that's probably, 60,000 is honestly probably $400 if they're not getting demonetized. If they're getting demonetized, that's like 60,000 views is like $400. Yeah.

Where's he fucking making his money from? Yeah. We were talking about me and Gerardo about like you know how you get paid more if people watch it the whole time what is it called view time watch time

I'm so dumb so what if people that are watching TFAQ watch in like an hour and 32 minutes of it I mean the red Reddit board is probably responsible for a lot of these views. Yeah, that's true. Actually, the chefs probably do watch that.

I mean, somebody needs to go through it to find these gems. Well, you also think he's the number one on Joe Rogan. He's been there the most. Never going to change. People like the back catalog of Joe Rogan is going to involve him at all times. But how does that,

how does that, yeah. How does that translate into money or success? It's not translating into views for his podcast. As part of the resume to bring to like advertisers. That's why he has different advertisers all the time. He's just like, I'll, I'll sell you.

I mean, I think there's, that's going to be the next kind of, you know, we all saw the BGL thing coming because it was like, they were both, it's obvious that that guy's nuts no offense don't kill me

that was by mistake you did like a shabbism just then don't kill me well I'm talking to Mark specifically no but I mean you know we all saw that coming because it's like okay you have this guy who's you know we all saw that coming because it's like okay you have this guy

who's you know a bit of a nut you can tell and I know you guys met him and he seems like fine yeah he's a good hang but so it's like he's cooking the books there's some kind of there's going to be some legal

financial thing I think that is on the horizon at some point. Yeah. Right. A big topic. I didn't include it. I don't think in today's episode, but the unique scandal from last week,

a unique one, the case. I don't, I saw some of that, but I don't know what I, I don't know anything about it. So basically he was trying to do a copyright suit. I guess,

I guess unique ended up winning that. I think after two years and then unique of, this is all unique narrative, by the way, trying to do a copyright suit. I guess unique ended up winning that. I think after two years and then unique of this is all unique narrative. By the way, I'm not painting anything right, but unique went to YouTube and was like, yo, can I get my old channel back because they took that away while the trial was happening. They said, we'll give it to you in seven days. And then I guess the next day unique got an appeal in his email from Brendan Schaub

hiring his lawyers again to appeal the decision. So he's not only like spending money on trucks and shit, he's also paying to sue some small YouTubers. Yeah, I did get that from... Yeah, I don't know who Unique is. But I assume he's like that too lazy to try guy or something. Like he makes videos video hate videos about guys yeah um and I did like just what I gleaned from the what you like from the reddit board and

what you just said is that yeah Schaub is just like a lawyer's wet dream where it's just like oh yeah you will yeah we'll fully investigate this further because it does seem like it's like he's appealing some case that should have never even been a case right yes so he was this unique guy was showing clips of the shop show and shop sued him so if bernie could take it from here yeah so what happened was um this guy unique who's like this crazy character that's drunk and ridiculous. A lot of people don't like him on the subreddit. But anyways, he got a clip of Brendan allegedly handing a phone number to some chick who's not his. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he posted that, and because of that,

Brendan got his like 500 pages of Mazda lawyers and sued this guy because he posted. Is that right? Yeah, that's right. Are those the same people that were involved with the Bobby Lee thing? Wasn't there 300 or 500 pages involved with that? I think he's making fun of it. Same lawyers, but many people think Bobby Lee ever heard of him.

And they think that Bobby Lee is buying the whole thing. Right. So like Bobby, Bobby unique is like a Bobby Lee character. If you, you know. I believe Brendan too. I think Bobby Lee's up to something, dude. We're just going to figure it out. Right, right.

I mean, I believe Brendan 100%. And I got to do a callback to the last time I was on this show. And I pointed out that if a black girl was watching this, she'd just have a field day with, because we're all named Brendan. Let me get this straight.

Brendan and Brendan are talking about Brendan? I mean, it's the most make funnable thing in the world. It's pretty funny. I wish we could have someone call in and do that. That'd be great. Two Brandons don't like another Brandon. If you're a black woman watching this right now. Oh, this is the whitest shit I ever seen.

There, look. No, keep going. You got these two white Brandons talk about another white brandon about how dumb he is a black woman is watching right now i'm like is he in my mind he's saying everything like mom he just said what you said holy shit all right let's uh let's go to the next clip here this one's posted by smoked snook it's called there There Must Be a Pandemic. Only 500 Killers Global Now. Let's see. Because there's so few of us. And worldwide,

we were talking about this the other day. There's maybe 500 of us on the planet. You know, So Cat Williams went on Rogan finally? Oh, yeah. I watched the whole episode. Great episode. I never got a chance to see it, though.

That's only, is the next one the 250 thing? No, but shortly after that, he does say there's only 250, actually. If you want to hang out with them, there's only 250. Yeah. Okay.

There's been a lot of layoffs in the world of comedy, apparently. Thank him. And thank you for your service being one of the 250 that can do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, my mom does a lot, not as hard work as comedians do oh no chance yeah your mom compared to a comedian is nothing and then behind that is podcasters how little that guy is next door i think now after looking at it again i think the pink is better than

the um than the bartender suit well Well, he's taking a chance. He's betting on himself, I guess. He kind of looks like, what is it, Smash Mouth? He looks like he sings for one of those. Creed? Not Creed. He looks like Gimli from the Lord of the Rings. He's got the earrings, you know.

Who's that little guy? Was he a fighter? I don't think so. Not a chance. I think His nose looks like it might be He maybe got knocked around a bit This one's called Blinky Blinkington by Peaky Sands and the Frost This is good

Crazy Wait start it over Let's do a count Does anybody count at these? Probably So it's a 22 second clip Orlando, Florida. Wait, start it over. Let's do a count. Does anybody count at these? Probably. So it's a 22-second clip. You want to take a guess? Is there a ding noise?

Ding, ding, ding. Let's see here. Ready? Yeah. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. This is Game Bread Bare Knuckle MMA. This is the most violent show on earth. My name is Robin Black.

I'm a practicing martial artist and a lover of combat. It will be my true privilege to help enrich the experience of watching these nonsensically beautiful fights for you. And to help me do that is my man here. This is a Renaissance man. 31 or 32 in 22 seconds. That's more than a blink a second. That is a lot. That is a lot.

That is a lot of blinks. And I think somebody, I think, because I did see that when I came into the Reddit and read the comments and I think somebody hit the nail on the head that he,

that's the longest he's gone without interrupt. Like he's been, he was wanting to interrupt that whole time and he had to let the guy talk. And that was his brain short circuiting. Or something like as Handler told him, like, you know, instead of interrupting people,

just like do something, count in your head. Well, this is a real, this isn't a podcast. This is like there, you know, he has to let this,

he can't interrupt this guy. Yeah. Yeah. So that's, that's what that was. It's just him like waiting to talk. Are you guys done? Do you want to look?

Well, it's definitely a dude off camera going blink. If you have a big dick, dude. And he's like, yeah. Are we going to say, do you want to look up?

Like, I don't know if you can look it up, but do you want to look up like side effects of CT? You got to see if like blinking is one of them or side effects of Kratom or what else? Like alcoholism is blinking part of it. All right. What is blinking a side effect? I'll look up stuff and talk to someone.

The symptom of alcoholism is owning a Tiger Fix shirt and glass. Man, I mean, if that's a symptom of alcoholism, count me in, daddy. I don't know. I do want to know of blinking. Do you think blinking is part of that? It seems like it goes along with stupidity somehow.

Whether it's brain damage or not, I just think dumb people blink more. This is a terrible angle. I look awful. Don't comment on the YouTube page. That'll make them not comment. One of them that can be possibly Brandon's job is stress. But then other excessive blinking can be caused by the eyelids

or interior segment from a front insert. I don't know. I'm not a doctor, dude. Fucking hate it. You did a good job, Jen. Let's try to just blink a lot for the rest of the show. Okay. Let's see how many times you can do it.

I mean, I don't even, it's almost a skill because I can't do it while I'm thinking or talking. It'll probably make you throw up if you did it too long. Let me just hit the nail on the head here. If you throw up, we have a shoe that you can throw up into. Make you blink. A shirt? It's not a shirt, a shoe, a guitar.

So it may be medication. Like it says here how to tame the tics associated with ADHD I don't think it's tics I think the person who commented that it was him not being able to talk and his tiny dog sized brain that's just how you know

which means he has ADHD well you know another thing too for me when I put lotion on my face sometimes the lotion will drip down and get in your eyes and it'll make you blink a lot. Could be. I mean, he's definitely wearing makeup probably, right? Yeah. But it's, that's not, that's not any of that. That's not irritation.

That's some, that's some low IQ shit going on there. All right, let's see more low IQ shit here. Papa's tongue just goes max power bits. I've been obsessed with that forever. Like, who the fuck sticks their tongue out?

Food truck diarrhea. To eat. Yeah. Like that. I mean, all the way out. Yeah. And his hand in his mouth. It's just like.

What is this one here with the cup? I don't know. I guess the coffee dripped down the side. You get confused. Yeah. The noodles thing. Like, he's eating. One of those coffee dripped down the side. You get confused. Yeah. The noodles thing, like he's eating, one of those looks like he's eating noodles or fries or something like that. He's got his tongue fully

out. Like he's trying to catch, like if the noodle falls, he wants to catch it with his tongue. That's pretty strange. Yeah. I don't, I mean, that top right. Yeah, this is crazy. I mean, what is, like, what all of them, the top left, the middle top, like all of these are not, that's, you know, there could be one picture of you where you're like, oh man, you just caught like the weirdest, what the fuck was I doing there?

But it's, this is every, there's thousands of these. Yeah. There, there are thousands. You know what this reminds me of is like, you know how when you go into a store and they have pictures of people that have stolen and they can't come back? This is like restaurants. They have a picture of Shab in there doing something. No more people eating like this

because the other people eating are like, what the fuck? This also adds more evidence to that. Maybe he did switch brains with a dog. Dogs have their tongue hanging out. That makes sense. I was actually confronted myself brains with a dog. Dogs have their tongue hanging out. That makes sense. Yeah, I don't. I was actually confronted myself

at a restaurant asking myself if I did that. But it's so unnatural to put your tongue out to welcome food in. I don't stick my tongue out like that for anything. Speaking of Michael Jordan, he would have his tongue out when he was concentrating. But I don't.

I'm pretty positive I don't stick my tongue out. he was like concentrating. But I don't, I do, I, I, I'm pretty positive. I don't stick my tongue out. Scroll down a little bit. The one where he has his finger, like on his tongue, like that one in the middle. That's very strange,

right? He's always putting his fucking hands in his mouth. It's crazy. And the nacho cheese thing. Remember from the gringo poppy where he puts his finger in it. Yeah. So that, yeah.

All right, Mr. Whole Foods. Speaking of which, have you posted that video of you doing the gringo? I don't think, not yet. No, we haven't posted it yet. Now, what'd you think? Yeah, I did show it to you. It's amazing. Oh, shit, you saw it?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I showed it to him and Alex Trickle-Lams and Brendan Lynch. Those are the only, those are another Brendan. Only three people have ever seen it. Hold up! Who the fuck did you shoot at too?

Three motherfucking Brendans. Four Brendans now? Now there's four motherfuckers named Brendan and three of them making fun of one of them? That should be a show. I'm going to call you

on my way home and say, don't post, don't post. Everything I'm doing here is just like, so against, uh, all right, we'll see if this changes your mind.

This one's posted by the fashion cold wars. It's called the writers have been feeding homeless cats out back on their smoke breaks. Let's see here. So then I watched his Snapchat story and it was just him with a bunch of soft pretzels and. Excuse me. So, yeah, smoke breaks. Let's see here. Excuse me. No, you definitely can take screenshots. I have to go.

Well, we are definitely going to have a meeting for that tomorrow. Well, they should have, whoever, I don't know who posted that. And I don't want to critique you, the cooks in the kitchen, but you have to show the D'Elia clip after that. Yeah. Context. The fashion cold wars. Yeah.

Because that's one of the most amazing clips in the that. Yeah. The context. The fashion cold wars. Yeah. Best brains, yeah. That would have been good. That's one of the most amazing clips in the world. Yeah. With him. Oh. Oops. Like right before all that shit came out. Yeah.

Well, the Snapchat doesn't save it, right? You can take screenshots. Oh, really, dude? I can't do the laugh at the end. We had this guy do a voicemail, and he did it perfectly. Oh, yeah. Perfect impersonation of D'Elia. Can't do it.

All right, we got one more clip, guys. And I saved it for the end, because it made me laugh pretty hard when I saw this last week. It's Chob on Fox News 229. Not really, though. It's not real. Oh, I don't know. I mean, I can't. It's really. Oh, it's real, dude. It has to be real.

If it isn't, they got me, dude. Okay. Doubt for an episode of your YouTube show called Toontown. So tell us what happened. That part right there to the Conor McGcgregor lab or like the the impersonation labs oh yeah what happened was is uh again you know you get the truck to a certain point where you know it's ready to go i didn't want to be a street princess so you know i'm doing what's

intended to do take it off-roading and uh, you know, we spent the whole day there. And then as you can tell, you know, in the video, you know, we had the GoPro on. I did a sharp turn and just the power got out from underneath me. And next thing you knew, you know, the entire truck flipped. So pretty scary. Oh, man. And you got out of that truck so fast. And thank God you were able to do that. And it clearly has a good alarm system because the woman's voice was telling you, get out of the car, get out of the car. What was going through your head when this was happening?

Definitely real. She's dumber than Brendan Shaw. They found, they finally found like the perfect, it's like, oh, nope. We found somebody smarter than her. Versus what are dumber than, I don't know. I would love to fucking just watch these two interact for 24 hours. Yeah, get them talking about current events.

Love on the spectrum type date. Yeah. It felt like slow motion. As I'm turning over, I just remember thinking to myself, like, you idiot. You know, because I've been a car guy since I was 16. I've never had a car that I didn't modify. So I've always been into that. And, you know, now that I'm older, I can afford to modify the car even more and trucks even more. I went over the top with this with this truck. So, you know, it's about over 1100 horsepower. I just remember thinking to myself, like, you got to learn to do

this right. You know, I'm not an expert, not a professional. I'm headed down a better road. After this, I've had some friends reach out. Matt Martelli owns the Mint 400 that does professional truck racing.

The next chapter be a race driver job? Nobody would let him on a race track. I don't think you can buy your way into something like that because you'd be endangering everybody's life. You see the Kibitek hat? You know Kibitek? No, I don't know. What is that?

It's some like... Suspension. It's some company that he always talks about Kibitek's cars or whatever. I want to meet the guy who he's getting all this stuff. Because he said, he said street princess again. Where's that? Where did that come from?

Maybe Rogi. I don't think it's Rogan. I think it's some guy. I think there's a, whoever's doing the work to the truck, he goes to the garage and tries to hang out with them and just picks up on everything. Like one guy was like, oh no,

it was a fucking street princess out there, wasn't it? He's like, oh, street princess. Dude, I saw one of them too. That sounds like one of those like office gags,

you know, where they prank Dwight. It's like, they're making shit up to fucking stop. Imagine buying a truck to be cool with the guys at the office

and they still see that you're a princess. They're calling him a street princess and he's like what'd you say? And they're like, oh, you know what we call the trucks. Push me towards that actually learning. Why is this on

any news channel? I mean, it's like there's nothing going on. No, not in the world. Nothing going on. It's like an idiot flips his truck. That's a story. We found a female idiot to interview this male, the king of the idiots

about doing an idiotic thing and it's going to be on your dad's TV. That's what bugs me when I was watching it. It's so long, the segment. There could have been so many other things. He has like an agent or something that this was like done.

Paid for. Maybe. Do you think they paid Fox News to get on there? I don't know. Exchanging papers. I don't know how it works. But, you know, George got fired because they were trying to make smart decisions. So maybe somebody took over like the decision.

What happened with that? That's kind of when I kind of left the fold there for a while. they were trying to make smart decisions. So maybe somebody took over like the decision. What happened with that? I, that's kind of when I kind of left the fold there for a while. The Georgie got fired right before Christmas. And then him and his rapist boyfriend on the show were like lying through their teeth about, Oh, right. Yeah.

About that. Um, what, how did that get resolved? Or is it just done? So they bought him tickets to Chicago to visit his family for Christmas. Right. And then they told him he's fired.

Yeah. And then Brendan's lawyer told him that he's fired. I thought Lex told him. Lex. I don't know who Lex is. Lex is like this guy that I don't know if he exists or not, but he appeared out of nowhere and he owns the studio. He's on the board. He's on the studio. He's on the board.

He's on the board. He's on the board. Exactly. It doesn't sound real because no one, or at least I've never, I watch Shob every week and I've never heard of Lex

until George got fired. All of a sudden, the CEO of Thickboy happens to have the same name as a superhero character. Yeah. Seems like unlikely to be a real person.

But Lex fired George because like, George wanted to work more, same name as a superhero character. Seems like unlikely to be a real person. But Lex fired George because like George wanted to work more. The narrative didn't, I don't remember it making sense. Yeah. Why did they, so that was never explained like why he was fired, even though they said he wasn't fired. He's like going to do different capacity,

like just all the same double speak, both life and teeth like a politician. So like what George is doing, he wanted it to be done professionally, both live and in teeth like a politician. So like what George is doing, he wanted it to be done professionally as opposed to amateur. That was the reason. I guess he was like an amateur editor. Because George started off as some fan, I think, right? Yeah.

It would like lost a lot of weight. Yeah, I know. I don't know. Yeah. But yeah, no, George is basically the same place that Tank is. Tank and some of the fish. And many fish. Yeah. Is he still doing, Tank and some of the fish. And many fish. Yeah.

Is he still doing, he's not doing the fish thing. But he did bring it up not that long ago, right? Oh, yeah. No, he's- I stopped right around Christmas and he- Yeah, he still has got Erewhons at the pad tank. Apparently he has these giant fish tanks at his house, which I think is crazy.

I gotta see it. We gotta see it. Yeah, we should just stop this and try and be friends with him. I mean, how does- Now, listen, if he can like Worm his way into whatever Bare knuckle boxing And like I mean people are still

Dumb enough Like I mean the whole industry is so corrupted Where they're like They can look at some spreadsheet and go okay Even though this guy's a fucking idiot And everything he does is like poison Will still it makes mathematically, it makes sense.

Now, how have any of you watching this, whichever camera I'm talking to, uh, how is this, how is there not an Osborne show? Like everybody, there's a whole Reddit community made up of over 150,000 people that like they've created a language.

There's a whole, it's, I mean, and he's undeniably, like we were saying, it's like every time I leave, like did I say that on the podcast or was that before the show? About when I left before, there was another time when I was like, I don't, I'm not doing this anymore.

And then I was like bored. I was like, oh, what's going on at T fat K. And it's when he got the pictures of his zombie children with their brains hanging out. And I'm just like, what are you kidding me? Like, what the fuck now I'm back. I can't not travel down this. You've created like two great shows just in the span of an hour of like the

gambling show and the reality show. Yeah. Yeah. Reality show. And it's like, Hey, come bring me on. I'd be a great executive producer on that. But also, it's like it's a no fucking brainer. It's already a reality show among every YouTube channel

that talks shit about Brendan Schaub has more views than anything else that person does. Yeah. Andy Cohen texted me, actually. Andy Cohen. The real housewife? Yeah, yeah. He's like, some of his people hit me up about starting a show.

So I'm like, him and The Bachelor. Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah. Like, yeah, and Eminem, too, just randomly. Oh, Eminem, the candy. Yeah. Carmilla's a green Eminem, too. The chick. She wants to that chick she wants to fuck daddy

they got me a video on video giving the green m&m my number at the christmas party oh fuck dude sorry about that dude but yeah go ahead sorry everybody uh so i've been you know getting some actual training on uh off-roading and driving these powerful trucks. Because, you know, these trucks and cars have never been faster, more powerful. So it's important that, you know, you take the time to learn to actually handle these. They should have a kid together. The dumbest fucking thing that has ever walked the face of the earth comes out of her fucking snatch. This episode of Toontown.

And I don't know a whole lot about cars but i thought it was really entertaining so it's a good show that you put out the bad news is obviously is that you don't have your favorite car either but in that episode uh there was one moment that stood out to me where you got a little bit emotional let's listen to that oh no it cuts out damn oh only brendan chobb will get in a car crash and be like, this is going to be great for my career, dude. Well, I mean, yeah, that's everything he does. I guess it's like he tries to capitalize on, but that's like...

And he's got the Powered by Rain in there and the Fox News shot, so he's a marketing genius for them. Is that this stuff? Yeah, that's this shit. Have you ever drank that? I mean, every day. As I've said on the pod many times, I wouldn Yeah, that's this shit. Have you ever drank that? I mean, every day. No, I wouldn't. As I've said on the pod many times, I wouldn't

drink that at gunpoint. I drank a whole rain on a live. Oh, did you? Yeah, and then I couldn't sleep that night, and my eyes started twitching. I'm just done on energy drinks, unless Dutch bros, if I remember. They're all poison. They are bad. There's a guy that, I don't want to give too many specifics, but there's a guy that

works for a company that, super nice guy, but he't want to give too many specifics, but there's a guy that works for a company, that super nice guy, but he's like, oh yeah, here, do you want a case? So I brought a case of my stuff, and I'm like, yeah, sure. And it took me so fucking long to find somebody who would take, like everybody was like, hey, do you want a drink? And they're like, I don't want that shit. I got a fucking case of that stuff in my trunk for like a week and a half.

It's Prime, and you know Logan Paul. No, no, yeah. He's just a nice guy that works for companies and stuff. But yeah, I didn't have the heart to. I should have just said, no, I'm fine. But I'm like, oh yeah, sure. Yeah, you got it. I mean, you did the right thing.

But yeah, I feel like I'm too old to there's only 10 calories in this yeah but look how much caffeine is in there look at the back is crazy the shit that they write we've gone over the stuff they write on it's wild they guarantee you it's like that Dr. Bronner's soap

they reuse Dr. Bronner's soap what did that do it's like natural Castile. It's good soap. They make like this peppermint. Like you use it as shampoo. Well, sorry. No offense.

Good dude. You bald bitch. Yeah, it's like, it's almost like a cult. Fucking Google it. I don't know if you're watching. Dr. Bronner's soap. We sponsor them.

Please buy Dr. Bronner's soap. Yeah, I don't know if you're watching. Dr. Bronner's soap. We sponsor them. Please buy Dr. Bronner's soap. Yeah. I don't like rain, but I stopped drinking energy drinks altogether. Yeah, I've never. When I was on the road doing stand-up all the time, you go to these like, you know, there's always that morning radio gets sprung

on you Thursday night after your first show and you've already drank five vodkas and they're like oh so Susan's going to pick you up at 6.25am tomorrow and you're like what? for what? oh you got to drive from Indiana to fucking Cincinnati to do

and yeah so you got to do and Red Bull was like there was always little fridges of Red Bull there and I would drink them. And that shit's like... It's not good. Like there's...

No. It's like your body knows when you drink it. It's like, all right, that was like kind of tasty or whatever, like a Mountain Dew. But my body, it's like my stomach hurts. It doesn't seem like you should be drinking that shit. But you're not using it correctly, dude. What you have to do is put like 20 of those bad boys

in your studio for podcasting. Audio becomes way better, dude. Oh, yeah. And audio's king. Yeah, you got to do it with other things. Nicotine, kratom, and that kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, you're right.

I know they're popular, and I'm such a fucking anti-whatever. I'm surprised we've never seen him drink like a five-hour energy. Remember those things? Doesn't he though? I don't think he does. Or is it Kratom, those little things that he takes? Kratom has pills. Aren't they little shots?

No, that's like magic mind probably. I used to think that too. Maybe you can drink Kratom, but we had a guy on, we interviewed this guy that did Kratom. Yeah. And you, you like, you get them in pill form or you,

they come in like a bag. They're like dust that you put in the pill yourself. And then you take the pill. It's pretty crazy. I'm trying to pull up a clip right now. I mean, I would try it, I guess.

You would? Kratom? Yeah. Maybe. I don't know. What's, I don't know much about it. I mean,

just that the only place I've heard of it is from Brennan Schaub is not a great endorsement. Yeah, yeah. This is a real bad angle. I should have worked. I thought about doing the, when Schaub had his fucking, his mangina thing. Oh, getting a mangina going. Okay.

And how Mandel calls me. Those are me nuts. Did you get a chance to see this clip right here? Let me see if I can make a big screen for you. It's from five months ago. It's called Clint Take It From Here. Have you seen this one? Oh, the boom one? Yeah. That's a classic. Wait, is that a...

Who's doing Kratom right now? I am. Really? I don't do Kratom. Okay, what is the deal with Kratom? I don't do Kratom. Like a... Narcotic? Yeah. Now the way they do itom isn't it do kratom like a narcotic yeah now the way they do it i think it's it's uh chin take it from here it's it's been around for thousands of years boom so and cocaine so it doesn't it kind of like binds to the same receptors as like if you did opioids

okay but it's not an opioid okay so it's just it's it's been around forever and it's at it's natural it's a dried leaf it's crushed yeah and farmers used to use it to keep, you know, if you take a little bit, you have energy. If you take a little bit more, you get sedated a little bit. So, I mean, I've been doing it. You see how he's shaking something? I don't think that's Kratom. I think he's taking Magic Mine.

I could be wrong. What's Magic Mine though? Isn't that? It's like probably one of those stupid, like energy drink type potion type deals you know now they have like these focus or alpha brain or whatever but oh maybe i'm thinking is one called magic hippo is that oh happy hippo is great oh okay but all we know about creating all that stuff clint said though i'm like all right i mean you know'm, I'm interested in some like, you know, opioid alternative.

I mean, not that I'm an opioid guy, but I mean, if you've ever had a injury or anything, maybe before all the comments that we read about him, I would have been, but now I'm kind of just like, especially after interviewing the Kratom guy,

what's the talk about fume? That's a prom. Oh, um, let's see here. Talks for, Oh yeah, no, let's see here. Talks for. Oh, yeah. No, he spells it wrong.

I remember this. I think he's talking about our sponsor fume. I got one. I F U M E and they look at the problem in a different way. Not everything in a bad habit is all wrong thing. That one. Let me see really quick. That one's posted by Khabib time.

That's three months ago good times about fume i got one of those fucking things yeah i'm more of a jewel guy it's not it's it's to get you to stop vaping i have a jewel as well that you know when i'm when i drink my tiger thick i like to have a puff of a jewel um but you like, that's Juul, like vaping's better than smoking if you're not, unless you're doing like the crazy, like, if you're pouring vape juice into a giant rig and it's got a picture of like a

jester on it, like that's probably not good. But I feel like the Juul thing, whatever, whatever. Putting anything in your lungs is bad. And I was like, I should that fume thing I see on, whatever, this is is we're getting off track this is 10 minutes of shot no cats need it dude

it's interesting it's a well made product and I think they have integrity as a company I just haven't fully taken because it's not a vape do you know how it works it's like basically so it's a very well made thing like a metal and wood thing and

the cartridge you put in is basically like a looks like a mini kind of tampon soaked in essential oils that are like different flavors and then you can just you just kind of puff on that so you get kind of like a fumey flavor-y taste but there's no like. There's no vapor or anything. Sounds healthier. It's definitely, you're not inhaling anything in your lungs. I don't know what the essential oil vapors do. That would have been perfect if you had something in your hand that you're doing this with while you're doing it.

Like a fucking nicotine thing. That's why you need to get some nicotine tuna cans. I have one. Somebody gave me one from the sports gambling network. from the Sports Gambling Network. They have a sponsor that's those things. I don't think it's Zinn.

I think it's a different one. I didn't take them. It's in my desk drawer just in case for that night when I... I don't know. Well, just in case you missed this one, dude. This is another classic. I know we haven't had you in here in a while.

Yeah. So I wanted to see what you thought about this. The Mortal Kombat theme that he did. Minimum Sky 2305 posted this. Have you seen this? No. It's popping. Monday morning.

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I guess I'll look at T-Fat K. You should use Kratom to get off T-Fat K. Put Kratom in my fume. But I think that's about all the clips we have today, dude. I mean, what are we doing? Over an hour, right? You're 10 minutes to show up. That's my only, listen, I still watch the show.

I pretty much watch every episode. Let's get it back down to maybe 10 minutes. Oh, we only do 10 minutes, dude. We only do 10 minutes. Oh, to check the time. Oh, yeah. They check the timer. It says 10 on your phone.

9.58. We still have two more seconds. All right. Well, thanks so much, Brandon, for joining us. We really appreciate you having me. World Record Podcast, if anybody's interested in it. It's a funny fucking podcast. Very good show. I'm subbed to it.

You should sub to it, too. See you next week. Bye.