10 Minutes of Schaub - Chris D'elia HATES DOING HIS PODCAST! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #129

Episode Date: November 19, 2024

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If I flip my truck, if I flip my truck, I'm blockbuster If I flip my truck, if I flip my truck, I'm blockbuster You've been talking tough, got me heated like a switch to curve If I flip my truck, if I flip my truck, I'm blockbuster Blockbuster, block myself, block myself, block myself. All I do is lie. All I do is lie. All I do is lie.

Hold it already. Be it on me. I don't read all the memes. From time to time. Flip my truck. One take. Read all the memes from Tiger Berlin. Three, two, one, take. It's time for my favorite time of the week. When you get to hear Bob Lutter try to speak.

Release surprises today. You better act gay or watch 10 Minutes of Shop. Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop. Thanks for tuning in. As always, join the Patreon, join the Reddit and all that. On the Patreon, we watched a great movie. The 41-year-old virgin that knocked up Sarah Marshall and felt super bad about it, a.k.a. the worst movie ever made starring...

Ryan Callen. Them thighs. So if you want to see that, I mean, that got the most comments we've ever gotten on any Patreon video. And it's got so much fake dicks in common. It's so disgusting. Yeah.

And a lot of questionable stuff. A lot of porn stars and a lot of questionable material about children. Right. Yeah. So if you want to see that, join the Patreon. But, you know,

we also stream live now Wednesday. So check that out. We watched the Logan Paul, Logan Paul. we watched the logan paul logan paul we watched the jake paul mike tyson fight anyways it was terrible not much to say there i mean we should have seen it coming right everybody feels that way um and congratulations ireland for the female fight that was actually good female women the women yeah she's great. Anyways, that's not why you're here. Definitely not.

They skipped that part. No, you fast forwarded because you're here to watch Tim as a shop. So start the timer. Play the chin clip. Alrighty, dude. We got... I kind of arranged the clips this week

because they're here for the chins to clip in and watch it, right? Yes. They're not here for the picture posts. That's facts. That's facts. Everyone's up on chains. You know what I mean? When was the last time you had orange chicken? and watch it, right? Yes. They're not here for the picture posts. That's facts. That's facts. Facts, facts. Because everyone's up on chains.

You know what I mean? When's the last time you had orange chicken? Oh, recently, actually. Actually, recently. Check this out, dude. Uh-oh. Haphazard posted this one. Mark thoughts on Bapa as a boss.

Obviously, we were the producers of this content, so we're not going to watch it on the show because that's what? Double dipping, daddy. Yeah, yeah. What does the shop say about double dipping? Done count. Done count.

Dip me once. Shame on you. Dip on me twice. You ain't going to dip it again. Right. Right. There's rules in the kitchen. But shout out to Haphazard for making three fire fuego clips out of that stream we did.

Thank him. Thank him. He's one of our guys. You know what I mean? We don't deserve him, but we need him. Let's see this. Next one is posted by Svencia. Yo, Mike, real quick.

Why did you and your wife adopt kids? Don't you want kids of your own? I saw the title for this, but I didn't watch the clip. I was like, oh, my God. Look at that Joe Rogan picture behind him, dude. One of the best. Let's see what this is about. How's that work?

I heard to adopt a child is like, it's not easy. Dude, it's a process, right? It is. Well, it's a process. And everybody's journey and story, you know, all the different states that we were eligible in. Jesus. Yeah, I heard it's like people think, oh, I'm just going to adopt,

but it's a beast. It's a beast. I guess my question, what are you thinking? I'm just laughing at the idea of like Shav trying to adopt and he's talking to the adoption person or the official and he's like, so yeah, so like she's trying to tell him how the process is. He's like, well, first you have to fill out all this.

He's like, so it's a beast, right? It's a beast. She's like, it's a what? It's a what? You know, like a beast. And she's like, if by beast, you mean that you have to fill out a lot of paperwork and there's a process to it, then yes, it's a what? You know, like a beast. And she's like, if by beast you mean that you have to fill out a lot of paperwork and there's a process to it, then yes, it's a beast.

I'll tell you what's a beast is drive fast. Oh, shit. What the hell? I forgot, dude. Put that shit on. Oh, yeah. Monica Gowinski. Look at that face, dude.

That face is crazy, but that hat? Far. I mean, if you're a barking, praying man, are you really going to be afraid of this lion or tiger or whatever, dude. That face is crazy, but that hat? Far. I mean, if you're a barking, praying man, are you really going to be afraid of this lion or tiger or whatever, dude? It seems like he has tobacco pouches in his mouth while he's eating. I hope not. It looks like he sleeps on one side of his face

every night. Let's see. Why adopt and not have your own? Because you and your wife are... I mean, you guys are. Well, good question. You guys are bugging. You know what I'm saying?

You put those gene pools together, man. You guys are taking over the world. You don't want to have your own little Chandlers running around? It's so funny. Like with your wife's face, your body. Okay, we get it, dude. Weird. What a strange thing to say. I'd fuck them.

Doors are open or certain doors close. And that's honestly been our journey. And we've enjoyed it so much. More power to say. You know doors are opened or certain doors close or you're just, and that's honestly been our journey and we've enjoyed it so much. More power to you. I can do it. Like, listen, there's nothing I love more on this freaking planet

than my six and two year old. He's the best in the world. But if that kid wasn't my flesh and blood, the verbal and physical abuse I take from this child, like I'll get home today, dude. He talks shit to me, throws stuff at me.

That was my kid. I'm like, get out all right let's take a little break from chatting with my boy may michael chandler aka the cash cow as i call him because there's a big fight coming up but now a little word from our sponsor i'm talking about better help guys you need help a shop ad for BetterHelp When I sell alcohol It's fake But I know The ad is

All over the place dude A shop ad for BetterHelp Even without these fake graphics Is a lot He's the guy So the meatheads watching this Are like Duh

I don't know Oh man I gotta talk to somebody About it Yeah I don't think so I only want therapy Yeah

Therapy's gay Want to beat up my therapist I'm good I have nothing wrong so. I don't want therapy. Yeah. Therapy's gay. Want to beat up my therapist? I'm good. I have nothing wrong with me. I'm fucking, look, I'm better than myself. I'm a tiger. Job is a lady.

This might be one of the jokes he does. Oh, he's joking. And you're sick of talking to your friends. You need professional counseling. That's right. Now let's get back to the program. Yeah, so are they from Africa? Are they from

the United States? Africa is a country. Africa is a country. Africa is a country. Does that make sense? Africa is a country. Yeah, but it's like I'm American but I'm from fucking Denver. Does that make sense? You know, there's so many different places. Yeah, but it's like I'm American, but I'm from fucking Denver.

You dumb motherfucker. What are your thoughts on that one, Dean? I mean, I'm assuming now that Michael Chandler's adopted kids are black and that's why he's asking. Are they from Africa? And, you know, another person asking, I guess, where they're from, it might not be that big a deal, but Shab doing it,

you know there's a little bit of racism there. Yeah. I've had that moment, though. I was totally Bapa at one time where somebody was, like, really excited about my sister's kids. I was like, when are you guys going to start having kiddos? And then the saddest look on their face because they couldn't have kids. And I was like, oh, I feel terrible.

Oh, well, you didn't know. I didn't ask 15 times like Bapa did right now, you know. Why wouldn't you have kids of your own? Why? Why don't you just adopt? And then you started saying that they're both hot. Yeah. You're like, but you have a good body and she has a good face.

People are going to want to fuck your kid. More power to you, man, because I would beat the shit out of my kids if I adopted, dude. Oh, yeah. That was crazy. What are you talking about? Yeah. So crazy. All right. So this is called Jealous Bapa posted by savvy for one to looks like Dana White with a Donald Trump family are

incredible people. This is karma. Ladies and gentlemen, he deserves it. They deserve it as a family. I want to thank some people real quick. I want to thank the net boys, Aiden Ross, Theo Vaughn. Fighter and the Kid. What? And last but not least, the mighty and powerful Joe Rogan.

And thank you, America. Thank you. Have a good night. He knows what's up. Can we just for a second look at where we're at, that Dana White and Joe Rogan are standing next to the president of the United States. Joe wasn't there. No. Oh, no. I like how Chin was even just like, right, right?

He doesn't want to get it wrong. Yeah, they all get shit wrong so much, and the Reddit calls them out that they're on fucking tilt. But yeah, that was really funny. He's not so bad. Wasn't there. Same Theo Vaughn in the Nelk Boys.

Bustin' with the boys. And bustin' with the boys. Love those guys. Love those guys. And what does that say to... Why is that important? What? We knew of those guys before anybody knew them they were why is that important what we knew of those guys

before anybody knew them it's not important but you know he so the first thing was like brother

fighter and the kid they wanted to be in it not in it and then he's like well you know we discovered the

bussing boys I was in their car I told him about the thick remember he told them all about the

the CEO and like the boardroom and all that stuff he told them all about thick boy operations the boardroom and all that stuff? He told them all about thick boy operations. I was like, guys, guys, guys, get out of the car. Get a bus. And they got bussing.

Yeah, I mean, honestly, they'd be nowhere without Shop because Shop told them the whole game plan. That's why they're so big. They'd be carring with the boys. Oh, yeah. If you didn't tell them about the bus. Biking with the boys. Yeah.

Big boy bike club. There you go. That's what they would be doing. Copy it up, daddy. They were. Yeah, he did. Yeah. Yeah, he did, Bubba. Those are my guys. Yeah you did those are my guys yeah you did i love seeing them you knew you knew hey a lot you knew theo before anybody yes you you were the one i made people need to know that you were the one who said you we were we were doing stand-up fuck was that was doing killing us we did it we we all did a

i don't remember listen for christmasrickey Doors on the Phoenix. That's what I'm saying. If that door is going through it, if that was the door. I don't think it was that door. What if that was our studio? Yeah, that would be weird. Do you want to check?

Oh, I don't think it's ours. We could check. I'm scared that it is because now we're making fun of them for Crickey Doors. You were the one. People need to know. Yeah, you did.

Yeah. Yeah, you did, Bubba. Those are my guys. Yeah, you did. Those are your guys. I love seeing them. You knew, hey. A lot. know. Yeah, you did. Yeah. Yeah, you did, Bubba. Those are my guys. Yeah, you did. Those are your guys. I love seeing them. You knew, hey. A lot.

You knew Theo before anybody knew. Yes. You were the one. People need to know that you were the one. It might be our CEO. Oh, my God. What the fuck was that? I think it's like someone wheeling something.

There's an intern or beanie guy's like wheeling some tiger thick in the back because no one drank it you know no one who bought it i mean they got room service for just rain we were doing stand-up theo was doing killing it we did it we was killing it i never saw killing it huh theo was doing killing it what is that they're saying he was killing it no he said that he was doing killing oh i missed that yeah i don't know either dude keep up dude strap the fuck in dude i don't remember that it was in arizona arizona phoenix phoenix we did we were all doing 20 minutes each nobody knew who theo was and you said i see you said i i he's gonna blow up yeah and i want i'm gonna do a podcast with him yeah and i was like and you were the one who said let's do a podcast and

theo would have made it with him he would have made 100 but but but at the same time let's call it what it is yeah all good love them love dude how tony is sweating bullets because he was so left and the right would have just pushed this narrative like he's the reason they lost i mean uh it's so funny that they their whole thing is taking like oh we did that yeah it's us i hope we can do that someday too i mean we kind of helped jelly roll out with your tweet yeah that's true i don't know if people would really know as much about jelly roll if i didn't say that he was amy winehouse for guys that fall asleep in their truck yeah so that's that's true thank you for saying that. No, I mean, people got to see that.

Let's just call it what it is. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Leave it at that. When Jelly Roll was doing Killing It, he was thinking about you the whole time. Yeah. Honestly,

definitely. That's what I think. That's our narrative. That's facts. That's facts. This one's posted by WeButsonExposer. WesButsonExposer.

Oh, I see. This is Wes. Uh, bald, famous dude talks about getting good douched by his hate sub part one. It's a small video, so it's not bad,

but you know, we've been watching this guy for a minute. Do I know who he is? Still do not. Is it Wes? Is this Wes? Wes Watson? I think shout out to Wes Watson. We,

we knew this guy before anyone did. There is really a person who wrote me bragging about how big of a Reddit page they have talking shit about me. Like, that's a bad thing. There's that many people that are so worried about me that I'm famous as a motherfucker. I have that many haters. Nice. That's how amazing I am at doing what I do.

The more people that hate you, the better you're doing. Scootabag. Most people should hate you if you're a performer or a famous person. That's how you know you're doing well. He has that accent that open micers that are really stupid have. You know what I mean?

The dumbest guy ever goes on stage and he always sounds like this he's like fucking uh you know what i i think that i stop signs are fucking stupid i can't do his voice but they'll say something like that yeah everyone agrees with me right why are we why do we pay attention to stop signs yesterday i started making to-do lists and they are so great. I get everything done. Oh, you're good at it. Yeah. I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He looks like you before going Super Saiyan, because you've got the color beard, and he's got the... Yeah, I want to get on his level of yokeness. I do want to be like this. Oh, I thought you were there already. Oh, thank you. Yeah, you've got violence in your DNA. That's true.

I mean, I did. Yeah, I do, and I beat the shit out of it. I was just trying to be humble there, thank you. That's true. I mean, I did. Yeah, I do. And I beat the shit out of it. I was just trying to be humble there. Thank you. Yeah. And I knew about being humble before anybody else knew about it too. And people need to notice that. The guy used the word gadushing. The guy said that they're on their gadushing me.

And he doesn't know that he's the weirdest person on the face of the earth. They spend their day so worried about me that they all sit there and gadoosh me. Oh, my fuck. These are the people who make the videos calling studs like me fake outfits. Oh, my God. Gadoosh, dude.

Wow. I mean, he's playing into it. You know? Yeah. Because I would criticize him like, oh, you're filming and you don't care, but he likes. He's in on it. He used Gadoosh. Yeah, no, he's having fun. Yeah, he's on his bed, on his belly with his legs up in the air going, fuck,

they're Gadooshing me. They're fucking Gadooshing me. He gadooshing they're talking about yes yes i'm gonna say gadoosh the more they talk about him the more beef he gets dude uh this is posted by confidence search 8648 it's called just the normal podcast where both hosts go to use the bathroom at the same time and leave the guests alone to talk to nobody they don't i swear to god I swear to God. No, they don't. When I read that title, I watched it already. No chance. Watch and see, dude. Fuck.

I was involved in how they would pull it off. I'm going to go pee. I'm going to give you a couple seconds. I'm going to go pee out of my giant dick. I got to pee too. And then- I got to pee too. Drink a big cup.

I got to pee out of my giant dick. I missed it. You saw the movie we watched on Patreon. Yeah. He's got a huge, giant dick. I miss that. You saw the movie we watched on Patreon. Yeah. He's got a huge, big dick. He wrote that, and he added that scene in the movie. Yeah. Yeah.

And then I want you both to give me the most credible explanation. I want your conspiracy theory, and I want you to go through how you think they pulled it off. Hey, hey, hey. You got any challenges? Hey, guys. While you guys are gone, let me tell you about my tour dates. I'm going to be in Tulsa this weekend.

Then I'm going to be in an average UFC event. They left. The guests just know. It's funny. AAA just knows. He's like, if they leave, I got to make sure I plug my show dates because they sometimes just leave. So I got to have something to say.

Yep. That's hilarious. What would they have done if he didn't have show dates to plug? Just left them there. Tripoli's like, all right, now that they're gone, this show's pretty bad, right? What are we doing here? Three-hour block.

Can you do that? What you just did? Can you do that? You guys going to piss together? You guys are going to piss together? The vitriol. Okay. Tell me what's up. Joey, how you doing? You guys are going to piss together? The vitriol. Okay.

They leave all the time. Fuck. Here's a star. Here's another star, Eddie. Yeah, dude. Would you piss right now if I had to go pee? Would I go pee with you and we just leave the chairs empty? Yeah.

That'd be so funny. We should do that, but it's too much of a bit. Well, they would expect it right now. We have to do it when they least expect it. Yeah, that's true. We'll do it next episode. Let's see. Okay, so this one's great.

It's got songs on it. So if it gets gadooshed, here's the thing, folks. You know, we talk about this a lot at the Patreon. We have early access on Patreon, and I don't cut out any of the copyrighted stuff on Patreon. So if that's enough incentive for you, dude, come join the billions that are on our Patreon. You know what I mean?

We're the biggest podcast. Get in while you can. I didn't finish, but we're the biggest podcast in India. Yeah, get in while you can. I mean, there's only a limited time. Let's see here. Diddler in Hell, posted by ConfidenceSearch8648. He's laughing like a diddler.

Oh, it's so good. Whoa. Wow. I darkness my friend. I've come to talk with you again. Because a vision softly creeping left its seeds while I was sleeping. Damn. And the vision that was planted in my brain still remains within the sound.

It's good. Shab's just loving it. Let me go for it. And then chin it in. D'Elia, I mean, he's seeing his Italian family make a fool of themselves and some stupid content. He used to be in movies. Yeah, dude.

He had it all. I did that. I did that. But what did you think of that Rizzler song, dude? Oh, is it like the Christmas one you mean? Yeah, the one that they were listening to. Is that the Christmas one? Here comes the boom. I don't know. You know the rizzler more than i do dude yeah i don't know

i'm just that song i mean all their shit is terrible yeah oh god why'd you do my boy like that dude how dare you mock him and then call him terrible are you shot yeah he's my boy dude are you diddler whoa you know what i mean i guess so in this scenario in this scenario i'd rather be shop dude uh nah then you you like if you really like the justice family yeah i'd rather be diddler being like man suffering from justice yeah suffering from being on the show i was suffering that's a good point yeah this is a posted by confidence search 8648 it's called when captain buzzkill crashes your new pod with the boys. Who is Captain Buzzkill?

I don't understand that. Do you want to guess? Yeah. Shob. That's what I think. Yeah. Buzzkill. Who's killing buzzes in TFAK?

Shob. Captain Buzzkill. Maybe Shob. You're right. Or Brian. Well, everyone's such a buzzkill. Nick is very happy that whoever it is came on. So, Maybe Shob. You're right. Or Brian. Everyone's such a buzzkill. Nick is very happy that whoever it is came on. So, guessing Shob.

Let's see. Can we get a soundboard in here? Because that would be fun to have dropped. Oh, Shob! That's what he's doing. It's not my first day here. I'm at McDonald's and all that stuff, so we just got a... Beanie Man has a fucking beanie, dude. It's about time. Listen, we spoke

a lot about be... Nick is no longer allowed on the show. No. Not after we learned about Nick. No. He's got some... He's got friends in dark places. I'll tell you that right now, dude. Alright? Beanie Man has a beanie on, folks. I don't know. I'm very happy about that.

What the fuck? Dude, beanie guy. It's a weird i'm very happy about that what the fuck dude beanie guy it's a weird color but i'm okay as long as there's a beanie on he's like i don't want to do the white black beanies anymore give me the red one i maybe he's making a statement he's like i heard what you guys said and i just really want to make sure you see it so i'm gonna make it like a really bright color and i appreciate that so thank you dude get a beanie this is war if you're linked twice if you're okay dude let's see so fat yeah he was fat too but then we both ended up losing weight he's like the boss coming to watch them to make sure everything is good this is like it's too

much like are you coordinating you're like you want to go first or me first? No, we were all drunk luckily, so it kind of eased the awkwardness of it a little bit, but it's just too much. You've got to try to please two chicks at once. Have you guys ever been at Tesla people? There's like Beanie Man kind of. Yeah, he's Beanie Man made in the lab. Yeah, it's like a duplicate.

Yeah. They just grow. There's more and more as the show goes on. The Russian doll Beanie Man made in a lab. Yeah, it's like a duplicate. Yeah. They just grow. There's more and more as the show goes on. The Russian doll Beanie Man. Yeah, I don't like that. I want one Beanie Man, and he wears a beanie. It is a little confusing. Maybe that's why Shob's there.

He's making sure he's got the beanie on. Right? Maybe. It's not funny. Drive-Fast All Gas, dude. I'm for dude why cab's question he took the beanie off you saw that no yeah yeah look oh why is look right here sorry it's not important whatsoever people i know brennan's not why ah look at that he's right back to square one wallowing in his fucking misery right here we don't know who you are now who's this guy where did Beanie Man go

I don't know oh my god this mouse is not my friend right now why isn't it Kev's question what you got for us what is the male Karen what's the name I've heard people say Kevin I don't agree with that Chad

stay here stay here as long as you can I've heard people say Kevin. I don't agree with that. Harris voters. Chad. Say that. Stay here. Stay here as long as you can. Shob can't help himself. Harris voters. In the back. Thanks, Shob. Nice assist.

Yeah, dude. I think Connor. Oh, I'm not going to go down T-Fact. I think it's Connor. Tyler. Jackson. I don't like Jacksons. Just kidding. Jackson's awesome. I was trying to just make a joke. I couldn't think of another name, Tyler, Jackson. I don't like Jacksons. Just kidding. Jackson's awesome.

I was trying to just make a joke and I couldn't think of another name. Redacted. Oh, I'm so stupid, dude. Yeah, dude, that was a terrible clip. I think he's Captain Buzzkill, dude. It is funny just to kind of like walk in and not say anything and be in the back

while they're having their show on, but then yell something like, oh, I'm so much better than them. They didn't laugh at all when he said that too. No laughter. and be in the back while they're here, their show on, but then yell something like, I'm so much better than them. Like they're all going to, they didn't laugh at all when he said that to no laughter. Oh, I wonder when that was shot, dude. This one's called low information chin from embarrassed bag. 11 Oh seven.

This is posted four days ago from the same episodes of probably after we did the Mark interview again. Oh, so just, just a little insight, you know? Okay. Chin may have secondhand CTE, but Brian Callen is a predator and a duck. Whoa, dude. Oh, shit. He's a duck.

Damn. Okay. Thanks. Embarrassed bag. One, one, seven, oh, seven. One of our guys, dude. Yeah. Thank you.

Never met him. Great guy. Why isn't that going? It means something to me. Did you play sports growing up, Chad? What? Just during recess. Yeah, so that's a no, bro.

Yeah. And just running around the swings and all that. Playing sports. As a kid, I was at basketball league. We lost every single game to everyone. I can't believe you said recess. No, because during recess, I killed it. He was on the kickball team.

No, in recess, I killed it with football. Because I was fat and strong, and they gave me the ball. I'd run. Why didn't you play on the team, like in high school or Pop Warner? The coach or the, what do you call them? They're not their coaches, right? Yeah, dude. This is tough.

The recess people. The recess people. What the fuck are you talking about? What do you call the person that's in charge of PE? The gym teacher, dog. The gym teacher constantly was like, you got to... He's working too hard. He's forgetting stuff.

Beanie Guy is giving me Gerardo vibes, dude, and I don't like that. Be yourself, dude. Why do you say? Oh, because he's starting to look like you or something no dude what the fuck are you watching right now i have no beard what are you talking about i'm trying to figure what did he do that's like you this right here getting upset come on dude what the fuck what the hell's the matter with you dude i look like him i don't look like him he doesn't not look like you really he's what i'm him with salsa fucking idiot dude

what are you kidding me what do they call the thing with the gym team i don't i don't know this clip is ridiculous he they asked him if he played sports he said at recess and they're like oh we got you you weren't on the fucking baseball team that's not what you asked no yeah i mean this is like made up like we, we got you moment. Chin, we just fired Bert. We need a new producer, dude. So come through whenever you're ready, daddy. Pause.

I don't, I want to stop saying daddy, but. No, never. Never. All right. What else do we got here, dude? This one is posted by Minimum Sky 2305 called Mike Tyson is fighting this week. Remember Vapa Super Bowl with Mike. Yeah.

So just a little flashback Friday, dude. Let's see here. We're here with the boys, man. We're here with the boys. Forget your intro. We're at the Super Bowl. We're at the Super Bowl. We're at Mike's Moneyline app right now.

Get your money war tag. This motherfucker say ball. Mike Tyson looked like he was already frustrated. Because I bet my money just now. I'm betting with the bank. The bank. Right now, we're talking about 25 grand every quarter. 100 grand, man, with money lines.

You know why they're going to win again? Why would they make Shav do that right out of all those people? I don't know. Why they got him doing it? He's stupid. Yeah. I can read. Let me do it.

He's going to say something stupid. You know who's smarter than you, Schaub, is my pigeons. Everyone. My pigeons and everyone is smarter than you. You're so stupid. Jake Paul's smarter than you, Schaub. Oh, my God. He's called a guy John Africa or something.

This guy is fucking stupid. This one's posted by Haphazard. It's called What the Hell is a Peach's Delight. Let's see. I don't know what I'm saying right now. But you're asking questions that seem to be kind of pointless. I think your music started playing. Yeah, what was that?

I don't know. What are you listening to, dude? I think that, I don't know what that is. It's not on your phone, dude. It's on your computer. Why would it just start playing? I don't know. I have no idea.

It sounds like, that sounds like a song that you like get up in the morning to. What the fuck do you listen to? Showering and like waiting. Another day where I have Graves disease. No, I don't know what that is. I can't wait to watch T-Fat K. Let's see here.

I don't know what I'm saying right now. I'm not glad. But you're asking questions that seem to be kind of poignant. Have you heard anything on that? And he had a Peaches delight shot at the President of the United States. Can you play that back? I didn't understand that. He had a peach's delight.

Well, there wasn't really nothing before that. Okay. The one key thing is he had a peach's delight. Who? I don't know. They didn't say anybody. There was no like a. He had a peach's delight shot at the president of the United States.

They might be talking about RFK. I think what they're saying is the guy that shot at Trump had the peaches delight shot. Like I guess that's an easy, in Chubb's mind, that means like an easy peaches delight shot at the president to kill him, I guess. Or he's saying someone had, they're someone running had a good shot at the presidency. It sounds like a flavor of Big Gulp. Yeah, that would be funny if it was. Let's see.

I feel like there's something left here. Had a peach's delight. Duck, duck, go. You don't know what duck duck goes uh no it's just like a search engine that gives you no uh sponsored results basically okay no cool trucks peaches delight. It's an album by Corey.

Don't what is this going to pop up? Oh, it was long arms like Kevin Hollis. So he's so good at Darcy's. I have long arms to that. It's that's. It's a peach's delight. What? No idea. I've never heard that, dude. We've said before that he makes up stuff.

He's kind of like Shakespeare that way. Yeah. He's adding to the language. Well, to that I say, way to go, Shakespeare. Yeah, and I understand. I get it. He's saying it's a good thing, like an easy way to do something. It's the creme de la creme.

Yeah, well, I would think he's saying it's easy. Like, whatever, this is the best way, easiest way to do something, right? It's just not a good way of saying it, dude. No, no, it's redacted. But, of course, most things he does is redacted. Like eating food, the peach's delight to eating food is putting it in your mouth. Pause. Is that what it's, because that's the easiest way to do it yeah i guess i guess so but that wouldn't that would be even more confusing i'm confused all right don't get don't get it twisted

dude i'm not making it more confused pretty fucking confusing already yeah yeah peaches Peach's Delight. Deuces Machiana? Peach's Delight. He's so adamant with it, too. He's convincing. This is said a lot. Yeah. People say that shit. Peach's Delight.

You know what I'm saying. What? What? Doesn't even make sense. All right. This one's posted by BusyMiddle8108. Absolutely top-tier commentary from Bapa. Obviously not, right?

All right, friends, check out this replay. I'm going to go in there. We're going to see the replay of the finish. Hopefully this isn't getting adduced. Yeah, look at the replay. You can see the outside trip there, and you don't see a lot of damage to the shoulder. All right, do it again.

Can you do it again? Dude, he says, all right, let's look at the replay. They said shop, take over the replay. Let's play the whole clip really quick. All right, check out this replay. I'm going to go in there. We're going to go in there. We're going to see the replay of the finish. Yeah, look at the replay.

You can see the outside trip there, and you don't see a lot of damage to the shoulder. I feel like Schaub was, like, doing something else when they said it. And, like, yeah, maybe he came back to piss. They were like, where is he? And then he comes back said it. And like, yeah, he was, he maybe came back to piss or like, where is he? And then he comes back and he's like, yeah, yeah. The replay shoulder stuff, man. He was out on the outside. Yeah. I think that might be it.

Ladies and gentlemen, in between rounds, the ringside. Is this game break MMA or whatever the fuck is called? Game bread. Game bread. Yeah. That's Jorge Masvidal's nickname. Right. Why are you laughing Bread. Yeah, yeah. That's Jorge Masvidal's nickname. Right. Why are you laughing, dude?

It's just funny. You always laugh when it comes to Latinos, dude. Oh, I don't know about that. I'm laughing at the idea of Schaub doing something else, like another thing. Like Game Bread. Like truck walk and all this stuff that he does. Game Bread, ED pills. Yeah, all that shit.

All right, so this one's another one from the game brand MMA supposed by confidence search 8648. It's called still being referred to as a stand-up comedian is fucking wild. He's clearly a gearhead. Why does he never correct anyone on that? Let's see. My name is Dave Van Auken to my left

this handsome savage to be laughing. It's crow cop my name is dave van auken to my left this handsome savage starts laughing it's crow cop defeats gabriel gonzaga stand-up comedian but like i said we've been talking for a couple of days like that i gotta chill out i can do spots in l.a i can do local nor cal but going international or you know going across the the States ain't happening right now. Gabriel Gonzaga, stand-up comedian, but like I said, we've been talking... Who am I? Who am I?

Any thoughts on that one? I mean, you could say that. I wonder if it does bug him, though, because he doesn't do comedy anymore, but he's still a comedian. He had two stand-up specials, right? Yeah. So he's like, yeah, comedian. I used to do that, but now i'm a gearhead he just thinks that he doesn't say it it would be wouldn't it be insulting if they call him a gearhead though oh that would be

that would be right on shane so someone called him a gearhead yeah dude and we got brendan shop media personality comedian gearhead podcaster gearhead how do they not say that he flipped the truck that's like one of his biggest things he's done now i'd say it i'd say it uh this one's posted by a hench doll one of our guys luke tell your father he's not five seven let's see holy shit man i'm even my even did i tell you this my dad asked asked me last week following the election. I swear to God. My dad goes, hey, do you know who Joe Rogan is? It's like, yeah, I might have heard the name a time or two, Dad.

Yeah, I did. Dad, not 5'7". He's not even close. Dad, just wake up. I have seen people say that Joe Rogan is 5'3". And I don't know exactly how tall he is, BC. I will admit that because we didn't stand next to each other all that much.

He's not 5'3". My wife is 5'2". He's not 5'3". I never even thought about or considered his height. It can go both ways, right? I heard it both ways. He could be saying he's shorter than 5'3". He said he's not 5'3". My wife is is 5'2 and she's a little taller than he is

painting that's my narrative though no that's interesting ufc 199 and you were on reddit backstage and he we i walked through the backstage area and he was sitting at a table talking to somebody after the event ended. And then he stood up, and I was like, oh, I can never met Rogan. Let me go over and kind of linger. You just stopped? It was very similar to when I was at ESPN working, and Manny Pacquiao and Marquez were coming in that day to promote their third fight. And I was so fired up, watched them a million times.

But when you watch them on TV and you walk around like I do around 6'2", you're just not prepared for those guys to walk in and be like 5'3". Yeah, they're not. You're just like, holy shit. Short stack. Yeah, it was just like that. But hey, shout out to... Yeah, dude. You've been around Rogan, right?

I've been around Rogan? You've never been around Rogan? No, no, I haven't had the pleasure. I've been around Rogan? You've never been around Rogan? No, no, I haven't had the pleasure. I've been around Rogan at the Ice House. Okay. And he is very short. But at the time, it wasn't funny to be like, oh, you're short. You know, like it's hilarious now.

When you saw him, were you like, did you already know that he was short? Or did you just like? No, I was brand new to comedy. I was literally like 2015. And so it was him, Tony Hinchcliffe Joey Diaz and the crew dude like that was around the time of Ice House Chronicles or Death Squad all that shit right and

I just noticed he was fucking short though you know now that you say it I have been around Rogan because of the store but I don't I don't was not close enough to be like was he short or not? I didn't notice. It would be very funny. Like I looked at him like, oh.

Oh, there he is. Yeah, he's like that short. But you were like near him and he just seemed very short. So everyone, you know how people wait outside the comedy clips to go inside? Yes. Everyone was already inside and they were all outside smoking cigarettes. Right in front of the ice house. And it was me and George, the homie George.

Nobody else. Yeah. And then George said hi to house and it was me and George the homie George nobody else yeah and then George said hi to him and I was like why would you do that that's so insane to go say hi to somebody you don't know I don't know

I mean like he's a famous person but it might be worth it just to say like now I kind of want to say Rogan just to really see for myself how short he really is yeah dude

it's on my bucket list now dude because before I thought that was kind of I thought it was kind of dumb that they're like, he's this and that and all that. But now I've become invested

actually in finding out, was he really, really short? Because Burn the Boats when he was like, mommy, pick me up. Yeah, dude. Anyways, shout out to the CEO of P.F. Jeans.

This is posted by Confidence Search 8648. It's called Dumb Makes Sense. Let's see. But again, I appreciate. It's disgusting. Yeah, I don't. I'm with you on this and I'm and that should be against the law in America. Same page.

Disgusting. Oh my God. I can't stand. It's disgusting. Oh my God, I can't stand it. It's disgusting. It's very confusing. Why would you do that? But the worst that goes into it and the amount of money to get that long travel is wild and

it's art, but it's disgusting. It just doesn't fit. It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. I like that he's enunciating now. it doesn't make sense it doesn't make sense I like that he's enunciating now it doesn't make sense you could put so many things that Shabba's done with that clip

the endless possibilities of Chang's the background for the gringo poppy yeah going to Chang's is like going to the cheesecake factory you have this long menu of things you can pull from and you're like man everything looks good I like that

oh man I love it when he pissed in the sink but I really liked it that ridiculous thing with his hair we're going with the hair thing alright let's keep it moving we got so many fucking tabs open right now dude this one's posted by that ninja 11 i said

ninja um it's called talking speech impediment b got high during my night shift at chang's last night it's really cool that he's taking uh you know accountability for what he did at work well we'll talk to him in the office later and cooked up this quick and tasty dish for context i didn't alter the original clips for audio in any way. Everything is verbatim from the podcast. I just changed the position of the clip every time Papa starts a new sentence. Let's see. My question would be for any of them. Why are you doing it?

Because I just can't. Again, not everyone is meant to be a dad, but I can't imagine being 41 without kids. I don't know what I would do. I've always wanted kids, though. I've always wanted them. But your life can't be just being on a plane all the time, doing the road, and doing all this stuff. But there are guys who do it.

Yeah, I just wonder. That can't be the way your movie ends, though. That can't be the reason you're put on Earth. There's a certain point where your life is funded by the thing that you do. So what I'm saying is that's the reason why a lot of people are still doing what they do. With kids or without kids. I'm talking about people in entertainment. Yeah, I'm talking about...

Because there's some comments I know that through other avenues, they could stop touring. It wouldn't matter i can't imagine like talking for an extended period of time like this dude yeah that hurts yeah it's crazy like it's almost like he has to do it to talk yeah like it's like a thing that like okay i need to say something so his brain turns on for a second he He's like, no, really, because this doesn't have anything to do with what he's saying either. This makes another sentence or like a paragraph. And you can,

you should, Eric and Delia should know. They should wait until it's like this so that they can talk. Because if they talk here, then he's just going to go like that and like not,

he's going to interrupt them. He starts cutting them off. Let me cook. Let's see. You know, if you're doing arenas and stuff like that, I mean. That's not going to last forever. No, no, no. I know.

The fact that it's not going to last forever is why you keep going. Good point. That's the reason why people keep going. It's not going to last forever. So, you know. I guess my thing is like when I see The Rock, when he has 40 feature movies, I'm like, go home, bro. Yeah, that to me is just odd. I saw those people that are most successful, especially like big comics.

It's almost like, yeah, keep doing that for a few years because you guys know, everyone here knows, the amount of energy and effort it takes to function at that level. You also never know what's going to happen. You don't have too much time for anything else. That's what it requires. True, yeah. The editing makes him look so much more stupid, too. Yeah.

When it cuts at his face. But no, dude, everyone knows. And Delia tries to say something. Nah, it's Shabzone. Shout out to the chef, dude. That was tasty. Yeah, it was good. I thought it was over salted at first,

but I kept eating it and you know what? Your boy was happy, dude. Yeah, you could, I mean, that was very stupid. What are you saying? We could probably do that to any clip. Make it less stupid if you edit it like that. Okay, so this clip here, we've seen a lot. Confidence search 8648.

It's probably not going to say much about it, but I thought it was funny that he put these two together here. Let's see. Oh, milked like a cow, by the way. Oh, wait, real quick. Have you guys ever been asked to be pegged? What? Bro, I'll get on all fours. I like how Snaz doesn't know the lore.

She's like, what? Yeah, that's a pretty crazy question. I see why she'd say that. They'll milk me like a cow. And put their digits in my asshole. I'll get on all fours, man. They'll jack me off like the

milk in a cow. Here's I have another one. Put her fingers in my ass. Well, sir, how would you even ask that? Excuse me. Yeah, dude. That's a lot. fingers in my ass. Well, sir, how would you even ask that? Excuse me. Yeah. That's a lot. Sounds like a Tuesday. At Thinkboy Studios. For Cooney.

I hope the AI overview gets that. This one's posted by Individual Bus 7794. It's called Perspective. So that was all the video chins for this clip week. Okay. Now we're getting into the picture posts. So let's try to fly by these.

Joe Ural, dude, popular comic in the scene out here, posted this. Sure, Joe Rogan endorsed Trump, but this is the guy that also told us Brendan Shaw, but he would be a good comedian. Good point. I don't know what the fuck I just said, but did I read it? No, you did. Yeah. Yeah.

He's, he's telling you to vote for Trump, but he also told the worst comedian ever to be a comedian. So that's, yeah. Thank him. Yeah. Both things are great. This one's posted by various concept 2615. Watching 58 year old Tyson made me realize how hilarious it is

that 58 year old Rogan said only a hundred people could beat him in a fight. Who is this baddie dude? That's a trans woman. Dude, count me in. She's like a famous, uh, trans, uh, right winger. I think. Dude, not a chance there's a wee wee there, dude. You know what I mean? I'm talking about over here. Why is his bulge out, dude? You know what I mean? Something about that seemed real feminine to me.

He does have a funny kind of dad pose here. He doesn't really look as much like the killer with violence in his DNA that he usually does without the space. Even the hoodie that doesn't really fit over the who shirt. He's like, you know,

he's just in his, in his like, I'm assuming hookahs. He's got a, this is like a nice dad. I mean, I wouldn't want to fight him. No,

no, I don't think I would. He doesn't want to piss him off. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. For me. Yeah.

No, no, me. No, that would hurt your feelings. It's true. I mean, if we, if we're both in a room, I mean, I'm For me, yeah, no. Yeah. No, me, no. That would hurt your feelings. It's true. I mean, if we're both in a room, I mean, I'm not going to sugarcoat this for you. You're going to tell me to leave.

Yeah. Take down the TikTok lights, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, TikTok lights. Yeah. Yeah, then I'm going to beat his ass. Rip his fucking neck off.

All right, so these have been posted a lot on Chang, so let's fly through this one. Peter Gooch Sr. posted this new DFag merch part three. Also, Peter Gooch Sr. painting a lot of narratives this week. We'll get into that later. This one is, oh, really, dude? The diddler. Brother, who dis guy man? Who dis gray?

This is, it's the thick tank. Looks like a chin right? is it chin? I can't really see or is that Bapa? oh that's chin that's chin it's the thick boy

it's the thick oh yeah the thick boy oh yeah yeah 1.1 out of 10 that's great dude I would want that one that's pretty good

do you have a gun? oh great redacted redemption redact. Do you have a gun? Great. Redacted Redemption. Do you have a gun? Cool. Tank hoodie. Where is tank? Rest in power. Margpheus. I like that. Margpheus. Take both pills.

Yeah, dude. Both pills, you're still not paying me. What the hell? Volume punch. What are you going to do? Volume punch me, motherfucker? That is going to live forever, that one. Oh, yeah. It hasn't really sunk in for me yet. I haven't used it.

But so many people, like every time they get a chance, oh, are you going to volume punch me? Yeah. Water, simple. Perfect. You know, minimalistic, some would say. Mantis X Tiger. That is great.

Yeah, dude. Let's see here. Dr see here drunk fat ass oh it's just messed up that's mean uh marg dig juice of classic tank i've texted that so many times since you know it'd be weird to be in the gym working out with that on. A shirt that says dig juice? Yeah. It's not dick juice though. Don't get it twisted. It's dig juice. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. With three Gs.

Yeah. Soy boy. What's the logo on the soy boy? We're not going to be able to zoom in. It's just a carton of milk. Oh, soy milk. Yeah. Soy milk. Okay.

Thank you. What is it called? Drink it every morning. The mouse is not my friend right now. Got Addies. Yeah. Soy milk. Okay, thank you. The, what is it called? Drink it every morning. The mouse is not my friend right now. Got Addies. Nice. I'll sport it. Oh, dude, come on.

This mouse, your computer, it's the team. This is Drives Me Nuts. Nice. Mark Dig Juice. Another one. Classic. This guy spent all, this guy spent this guy did put a lot of work

into it or whoever did it gimme is from the texts right gimme is from the DMs like he would he would send a devil emoji

saying gimme maybe it's in the text too you can do both both pull up the chin alright and second to last one you're my girlfriend now yeah

wow uh that's rough i can't talk last one shout out to uh this guy uh peter gooch good reminder of all the lore i forgot about i can't talk i used to use that all the time in the beginning i still can't talk uh let's see this This one's posted by ad agitated 8689. I can't believe this guy had done nerve to judge Brock or Al Pacino's kid based on the physical appearance. Yeah. I mean, it just looks, it's, you know, rough. Yeah.

There's a lot going on. He's a, the hair is a lot going on. He's, the hair is a weird choice the way he's doing it now. He's had a lot, he's had work done, I think. He should keep that defect hat on, dude.

You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, maybe. And maybe, maybe he should lay off the, all the rogue nicotine. Oh, rogue nicotine. Yeah, that one. That was epic,

but God knows what it's doing now. This one's posted by EmbarrassedBag1107. Shout out to the Raccoon Tweety's pod and their NSFW Discord, daddy. Oh, shit. Chin before his condom fish diet. Shout out to EmbarrassedBag1107, dude. Holy shit, dude. Wow.

Well, good for him that he got in shape. What came first, the addies or the baddies? For Chin? Baddies, dude. Yeah, yeah. When he was getting it, when he was bigger. Mm- shape. What came first, the addies or the baddies? For Chin? Baddies, dude. Yeah, yeah. When he was getting it, when he was bigger. Mm-hmm. Get it in, daddy.

What was that? It's kind of a funny thing. He's like sitting on hay. Yeah. Maybe like a fall picture or something. Right. With his old sweetheart. I wonder how many days behind they are.

It looks like it's far in the past. I mean, you know he got her with his singing. Yeah. So it doesn't really matter if. I mean, you know he got her with his singing. Yeah. So it doesn't really matter if you're bigger when you can sing really good. If you want to sing good, be fat first, right? Jelly roll out and then bop it up. You know what I mean?

All right. Posted by man boy Steve. An absolute peach's delight of an outfit from the chameleon. He's just like his daddy. I think I was a chin is like an Asian jelly roll. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

Sings good. Yeah, gets a lot of chigs. What do you think about this doppelganger here? I mean, it's a white shirt and a black tie. I don't know if I can go with saying it's these copying. There's a lot of similarities. Okay. You break it down for me. Loose. Top

button is not buttoned. Sure. Clearly can be buttoned. Yeah. His neck's not a problem. Roden's neck's a problem. You know what I mean? Don't ask me why. Because that's for the NSFW chat. Thin tie.

You know what I mean? Jacked. Guys. Pause. Right? That was just a test. He passed. This is exactly the same.

He copied it. Yeah, I mean, because the fact that it's the fight, like they're both commentators on it, and he chose a white shirt tie and he also has this it's exactly the same yeah virtually identical this one's posted by BoogeOMove

Boppa talking about getting dog walk B Chang's remember the ultimate dog walk rewatch the first 10 minutes of this gem again yesterday and it's truly insane that he thought it would be a good idea to go on this pod in the first 10 minutes he admits to hitting on Kalilah but says he's going to therapy for it and that's why he's not allowed uh social media he also calls himself a comic multiple times which is hilarious on its own talks about monster lawyers and denies the trug walk and more thank him one of the

greatest times in shanks yeah define bullying Define bullying. Did he mention that in there? Because that was amazing. Probably, there's in the first 10 minutes. Oh, but don't hold your breath because define bullying is right here. Pete Gooch Sr.

Define bullying. It's a bully, a rock star game. I don't know if you ever played it. No. Yeah, it's an actual game called bully. Did you play it?

Yeah. Are you the bully or the guy getting bullied? Don't ask me questions, dude. What the hell? You're trying to gadouche me here, dude? I'm curious. I played it when it first came out when I was probably 10 or 11.

I want a video game where you can design a player so you can make your head like good thighs. This one's posted by SorryPhone1676. It's called, what makes a 41 year old pose like this 100 question we've been asking for a minute i know i like that your laser focus on is uh the way he does that because i didn't really pick up on that until you did it it is kind of weird for an old guy to just constantly have like a wacky pose yeah like this uh i mean keep in mind, like, you know, there's choices. It's just like weird to make the same choice and it's not getting you anywhere.

Also, he's starting to like dress and I don't know if he's always done this, but it's almost like he's trying to be like old Ice Cube or like NWA vibe with the late, like Eazy-E, the hair and the hat going back you know and like the the shirt jacket and the beard and the hat it's like he's LA and like

the 90s you know straight out of I'm trying to think of a way Calabasas straight out of Calabasas it's going to be hard though to say that it's not a natural face for him because it looks like he's saying, huh? What?

It's what the CT does to him. Yeah. All those wacky faces. It looks like he's saying, what? That's what he thinks his look is good in a picture. All right. We're about to take a picture. Say, what?

Is that cheese? Say cheese. He's like, who the fuck? Cute fuck cute as fuck crop out the uglies all right so here it is this is the narrative i'm talking about pete gooch senior tell everyone give me i mean that's the natural assumption with shop right right new intern cute he's a weirdo i mean weirdo is probably the wrong word but you know what i mean you get it yeah he's hitting on chicks dude yeah um we're not done with that narrative by the way haphazard posted this one standard blue collar truck guy pants dude he's wearing like harry style pants with like a fucking uh what's that stupid

company that does the sport shirts fucking our under armor is like an under armor type like workout shirt he's a man he's a fucking he's a fashion guy he's always been a fashion guy. He's always been a fashion guy. Always has been, B. Let's see here. Okay, Cupcake8101. Is this the worst viewed Rogan podcast of all time? That's a painted narrative. It was posted four months ago when they recorded it years ago. Yeah.

It is the most viewed. Just you got the numbers, B, right? Because they're both being shadow banned as we speak. Yeah, come on, guys. You know that. I mean, you know YouTube fucking... Look, they do everything they can to put a stamp on... Or to stamp down Rogan and free speech, Hinchcliffe, them, and the Chinese government.

Oh, is this the worst upvoted post of all time? Oh, you know, it means to be seen, dude. I know, I'm not a numbers guy, but 437. That's not 500p. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yep. This one's posted by.... By the way, our

Reddit is terrible, but join the Reddit if you want to. This is supposed to be a horn nothing 9789. I don't know why Papa wants his credibility from the football fighting comedy bicycle, tough mudding fish car t ball community. It's never coming. I don't know why he wants this credibility

from the boxing community. It's never coming on Jake. know why he wants this credibility from the boxing community it's never coming on jake paul versus mike tyson a douche you know just that face too dude that's so funny like he's like i said what i said what do you guys gotta say you know he's got so many good pictures more than other celebrities he has like a hilarious picture for any post and that that's part of the reason why we are suggesting that he stopped taking so many of these pictures because you're just giving more and more fucking material for it to be gadooshed.

This one's posted by Frex50. Chompy number four coming in hot. Didn't read this one. Probably should have before, but let's see what it says. Been keeping a secret for a month now. I've had the worst anxiety about it, but today I will finally be able to share. Oh, shit.

Don't know what that is. He's building a dynasty. Let's see here. Raised a red flag. Numbers guy been there, or been there, cheesed that. This is very interesting. Fake followers, 27.82%. Engagement rate, 0.29.

Average likes, 3.4K. Average comments, 107. Okay, well, since it's shop, I assume that's pretty crazy, but I don't really have anything to compare it to. What do you think? The fake followers thing is hilarious. So it's like almost 30% fake. I am not.

On IG? a numbers guy. But I need to do this math really quick because something tells me Yeah, do the math on like says IG. Let me finish. Something tells me 27.82 gets him over 1 million. So what were you saying? Oh, see

you're always thinking. We got to do the math of yeah, what's 20? I didn't realize it shows the followers there. So 27.82 of 1.2 million. 333,840. So it gets over 1 million. That's so many fake followers, man. Yeah.

God damn. I'm not good at math, so I had no idea that that was that. I'm not a numbers guy, so if I got that wrong, please gadoosh me. I think that sounds about right. So yeah, well, 333,000 bots. So he definitely bought fall. Not good. Let's see.

This one's posted by Joe DeMofo. Remember the old Alf has a jet black mustache at first and never touches his chest like gay Tupac did. What a complete next level idiot. He's touching his chest, dude. We don't want to hold him accountable, but he said that this was gay. Everything he says is gay, he does.

Yeah. And he's got a lot of white growing in now. Yeah. He stopped using the just for men. This one's posted by Plenty Haunting 2263. Dicey dicey. Sorry. I quit vaping and it's I'm coughing so much now.

So why does the baby have blonde hair and blue eyes when both parents have brown hair and eyes? Brown brown hair and brown eyes. Okay, because both his grandmas have colored eyes. My mom has green and Bren's has blue. I'm not a, you know, genealogist. I have no idea in this scenario, but I'll tell you this. I mean, Brennan Schaub, I just believe, you know, he's a, what's strange to me is not so much this situation.

What's strange to me is still that Brennan Schaub is Mexican. Right. Right. So the child should be probably 100% Mexican, right? All brown. Yeah, it should be a brown child. That's what's weird. Not the hair color. Let's go to the first comment. When she says brands, I physically cringe. Okay, we're good. That's all the science we needed. This one's posted by

Flaming Olegs. Flamingo Legs. Got it, dude. I didn't mean to struggle right there. How soon until Boppa goes for Broccoli Head? I completely, I like this narrative, dude. Yeah. It's going to happen. Oh, yeah.

Chang's always forecast the future. They know Boppa very well. They see this coming, and I totally agree. This popular haircut. I saw a tweet about this haircut where it was like, women will let a guy who looks like this ruin their their whole life and then it's just a stick with this hair yep so yeah no he's gonna definitely do that a million percent uh this one's posted by responsible tree 4256 were was paying your life one of our guys uh awesome great to see him

killing it dude wartime ceo in peace right now oh i see their job's gonna be mad because he's gotten like the biggest fight yeah oh i see and he's on the same night doing a different fight oh yeah he's doing game bread right is that the same night fuck this one's posted by various concept 2615 blamed kiddos for quitting comedy proceeds to travel to a new city every weekend since quitting. What do you think about that narrative, dude? They're just catching a man. You know,

he's making up all these lies. Biloxi, Mississippi, dude. What's he doing there? More truck stuff. Game bread. Oh,

he's doing game. Right? Yeah, you're good. I'll cut that part out. Here we go. And how Netflix go posted by gro by Groovy Goosey. The happiest man of all time right here, dude.

Right? Oh, yeah. Just the most happy, dude. I wish it didn't zoom in that much, but okay. The mouse don't like me. Bapa sees this when he wakes up every day. Pause. He goes to sleep and sees this face.

Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Anyways. Okay. Jonah Moffo. We're almost done. pause he goes to sleep and sees his face oh yeah anyways okay Jonah mofo we're almost done we're blazing through these never forget what they did for us B comedians did not sign up to be your hero it's our job to be irreverent and dangerous to question

authority and take you through a spooky mental haunted house so you can arrive at your own conclusions. Stay focused on the people we pay taxes to be moral leaders. And then you show clips of her stand up. And she's like, like the humping stools of Rogan and all that. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, she's a redact. I cannot stand Whitney Cummings, dude. Yeah. I'm starting to get more annoyed with her as time goes on because now I see her tweets, the new Twitter, just a For You page. And she just like, she has these videos where it's like the most inane. When that guy died because he had any part of,

they did the toxicology and he had pink cocaine. She was like, now the cocaine's gay? Like I just, it just seems like an assault on humor. I hate her. Yeah, she sucks. I love comics that are female. Cannot stand Whitney Cummings. She sucks.

Let's see here. Pete Gooch Sr. Again with the Hungry Wolf X Rockstar collab. You got to do the mandatory Tony impression, dude. I am not gay. Okay, that was good. I mean, I'm surprised this hasn't been done already yeah the ballot it wasn't that was a real game they had right yeah yeah i mean it's perfect

for him david i'm pouring champagne so hungry i'm a thirsty wolf they gave a hungry wolf a chance dude what do you do a real quick drardo what do you do in that video game, The Ballad of Gay Tony? And this is about funny Crenshcliff. Oh, well, you're a roaster. You know what I mean? So you're roasting, maybe spit roasting a dude, right? Where you and David are just giving it to him. Okay.

And David's not liking it because he's not gay, but he's just getting his dick sucked. He's nothing going on with his ass. Maybe Tony's getting spit roasted. You ask the question, dude. No, no, listen, I'm letting you go, dude. All right. So in the video game, do you get to be Tony, just Tony, or do you get to be David Lucas, Rogan, just Tony? Just Tony. I would imagine there's plenty you can do when it comes to being in that position. Pause.

Okay. So part of the game is obviously you're having gay sex. Right. But the roasting part, is it both spit roasting and roasting people? That's the duality of the game. Okay. You know what I mean?

He's not just a hungry wolf that likes to get big, right? He's also a roast comedian that travels the world and does speeches. Okay. I'm picturing you're driving around, maybe you get in an airplane to go to other places,

but when you actually interact with people, it's probably one of those games where it gives you something to say and you pick what to say. RPG. RPG. It's like an RPG. So it's like you're at a roast table and you get a bunch of options when David comes out.

One of them is, you're so fat. And then another one is, you're fucking fat and black. And then another one is, you're so funny, you're hilarious. So you have to pick which one and he presses it and then Tony says it. What do you think? I don't know why you struggled so much there, dude. But I was like, where is he going here? I just like the idea of like you pick which one is.

So you go like that. And then Tony goes, fuck you. Or fuck yeah. I like to think it's like L.A. Noire. But you're Tony Hinchcliffe. And you're trying to figure out how to tell everyone that it's the Chinese communist fault. You know? Yeah, that would be cool.

You keep getting canceled. You're trying to navigate through life. You know? Yeah, that would be cool. You keep getting canceled and you're trying to navigate through life. You get new maps because you move to Austin. You go from Ohio to Los Angeles. You know what I mean? Yeah, dude. If you're getting canceled, it's like dying. So when you get canceled in the game,

it's like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Tony says the N-word. It's like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. But you always get respawned. Yeah. And when you respawn, you respawn in Austin. Mm-hmm. Right?

Yep. We got there. That's ground zero. This one's posted by Pete Gooch Sr. This is the narrative I was mentioning earlier. Cats warn me this might happen. Thief or Sutherland strikes again. Not good.

Oh, fuck. They've photoshopped the butt thing on him. What? What butt thing? Oh, oh yes you missed it too i did miss that yeah finally dude dude i i i mean listen when we record for long enough you pick up things and i don't i miss stuff i miss a lot of stuff but they photoshopped a butt pooping or butt farting butt pooping butt pooping sounds like one of the people that would post in Chang's. Jordan was like, all right, in this post room, butt pooping.

Actually, butt farting sounds like that too. Butt pooping cum farts posted this one. That'll definitely, all three of those names will have like a viral Chang's video on the next one. And it's all dry fast, all gas. I mean, they're just friends. Yeah, you do that. Yeah. Something tells me he got real comfortable there in the fucking auto show or something like that.

She looks like she's like one of the drive girls. Like she's a car girl, you know? Yeah. It's like taking pictures on the car and shit. She looks like four of my exes. So you know where my head's at, dude. All right. Let's see here. This one's posted by E. Green.

Gimme. And I wanted to end on this one. I think it's hilarious. Drive. Live fast, eat ass. Very funny that that's on someone's thing that also looks like Mexican, right? Yeah. Crazy. Mm-hmm. Right? Yeah.

Crazy. What a coincidence. I don't believe anything has changed. But yeah, that's it for this week, dude. Join our Patreon. Join the Reddit. We watched on the Patreon Brian Callen's film, if you want to call it that, dude.

It was more like a voyeur. I don't know. It was fucking wild. It was crazy. NSFW for sure. But yeah, dude, shout out to Brendan Cooney. Give props to where props are due. You did not get tired

this whole episode. Look at you. You're super tired, huh? Yeah, I'm very tired. I am so tired, dude. I got like three hours of sleep. Yeah, you didn't get any sleep. Yeah.

But still crushed it. I mean, you figured out the tech issues, you know? So props to you too, sir. Yeah, dude. See you next week. Ah! Ah!