10 Minutes of Schaub - Don't let Brendan Schaub near your SINK! water weed dune hair | 10 Minutes of Schaub #39

Episode Date: February 22, 2023

Thirty-ninth episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub

Cool cats never come at night Mog left, worst pain of your life Truck walked right across the road You and I should go Mark leaving was a huge mistake I heard Esther goes both ways

Annie will you walk me to my truck So that we can fly I don't even care If Messican finds out She's a bitch She's eating Cheetos Will you walk with me

To my frickin' truck So that we can fuck One take Stop at my favorite time of the week When you get the ear, bop, but try to speak. Release surprises today. You better actually watch 10 Minutes of Shop. Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop.

Oh, man. We had the Mount Rushmore of interviews. We just came off the biggest interview in show history with the Marg Harley. Thank you, Marg. You crushed it. Everybody loved it. We had a great time. shout out to all the new people that came through just because they

interviewed you. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome cats. Yeah. Welcome. Whether you're a long time cat, first time listener,

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Discord's free. Everything is on Spotify now. And lastly, long shot, but if you're watching Prez, Brian Campbell, BC, we'd love to have you on. I know, kind of like Baba says, we're shooting for the stars and we'll probably land on the moon. But, you know, that would be real Netflix if you come on. I know. Probably not in the cards, but I said I I'd ask and I'm asking you now,

but anyways, that's not why you came here. Also too. I want to say like this week's song is probably my favorite song of all time, but we're kind of running out of song ideas. If you guys can just throw us a bone, you know? Yes. Thank you. Yeah. If you guys can suggest some songs, we'll look into it, take a look and check them out, but that's not why they're here, dude. That is not why you're here. All right. You're here to let us walk you to the truck no we're here to start the timer we're sure to watch 10 minutes of shops we'll start the timer now your phone's not even on but it's fine yeah uh all right so we've got uh a clip that we wanted to address from mr uh you're nudging me it's called tim Timo's hates my slobfish clip. Yeah, yeah.

I can't even say it. Can't even say it. Two, we can't talk. Yeah, go ahead and play it. Yeah, you're nudging me. Here we go. Finally, a break from the Friars. This BGL drama is killing me.

Time to check out the old YouTube. This rat again. Stole my slob fish sushi 10 minutes of shab i like these guys pulled in the comedy store was looking for some chicks yeah so that's the show in an earlier episode i talked about the guy that does the T-Fat K stuff. We watched like a clip where Bob was a fish. That guy sucks ass. I hate those clips. Right.

They're the worst. What the fuck? I hate those clips. They're the worst. We watched like a clip where Bob was a fish. That guy sucks ass ass I hate those clips the zoom in on my AVI gets worse that's a good detail

the lack of emotion in your face yeah yeah yeah on both but it's such a good like kind of subtle diss that I put the AVI and then have the zoom in on the AVI that's what the chefs do I'm hurt man

if you wanted to hurt me you got me brother you definitely got me Yeah, it's... That's what the chefs do. I'm hurt, man. If you wanted to hurt me, you got me, brother. You definitely got me. I don't understand it. I don't. I still consider you a friend. It's weird. I love peeing in sinks.

They're peeing on you, dude. I'm peeing in sinks. They're peeing on you, dude. I pee in the sink hard. I feel like a biker gang. Sometimes the urine can stink, though, you know? I'm pissing in your sink, bro. Sometimes urine can stink. Message to the cats on the friars, we don't matter. But fuck Thief or Sutherland YouTube channels. Not you, Timo, but that was your instinct. Message to the cats on the friars, we don't matter. But fuck Thief or Sutherland YouTube channels.

Not you, Timo, but that was blockbuster. Fuck you. Yeah, yeah, that's 100% on me. I talk with your nudge in me, and I was trying to explain that I meant the YouTube guy. But I was definitely not clear in the clip and it's on me because I expected Gerardo to edit it out. No, I'm just kidding. Where did that come from? With the TFATK channel, was it a conversation you had

with others telling you that they just steal clips or what? Or you saw them? No, I saw him and I saw, well, I did see the comments saying that that guy steals clips, but I just watched the YouTube clips and I don't like them. Yeah. I mean, the shop fish clip and all the, you're nudging me, all the stuff he does always were from what I've seen is always great.

Yeah. I mean that clip in of itself. So in the end it's almost like a good thing. Cause like from my being a jackass, he was able to come up with this and it's funny and everybody enjoyed it. And the people that don't like it probably enjoyed it even more than we did. But I thought it was great. And it is it's my bad i don't mean to associate the you're nudging me with the youtube channel that was lame and i shouldn't be talking about the youtube channel

anyways because like we talked about i don't like it but it's below us to like just fire shots out it's all those random pills dude i know man i'm man. I'm on, I just, I was texting Gerardo for dig juice. He couldn't get it to me in time and it's turning my eyes red. I just, uh, that's another thing too, that we didn't get a chance to talk about on the show, but we talked about at, at length with each other is the hell of Mark Harley, a release of text drops. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Um, apparently Brendan job asked him for dick juice all the time. And, and also, also uh he was taking fake accountability remember that yeah he refuses to take accountability for everything so we've sort of jokingly been doing that to each other like oh it's on me man I just I thought you'd do it anyways kind of thing so weird it's on me man I forgot you were Mexican though I did not say that oh my okay Mr. Whole Foods all right That's another thing we forget to address is that it's not okay, Mr. Whole Foods. What is it? It's my bad, Mr. Whole Foods.

Okay. It is your bad, dude. Whatever, dude. I'm not racist seven times a week. Okay. All right. Well, we'll see. All right.

Back to the clips here. All right. So the next clip is called Boppa Can't Stand When People Are Buried On Their Phones Instead of Working, hosted by Rogan and Shorty Pie. The North Star, B. Rogan and Shorty Pie. You made $1,600 in Vegas. Yeah.

I don't have a lot of money for you, but I'm just saying. No, I'm just saying you came. Well, now I can't do my joke about how that's nothing. Yeah, I'm like Eminem. I know exactly where you are. So you did, well, you made, well, that's good. That's good. I mean, that's good free money.

I bet on the Chiefs and over. Because I thought if the Chiefs are going to win, it's going to be because they're going to outscore them. It was a great Super Bowl. But, you know, I've been going to Vegas every year with my buddy for like 25 years. What? Yeah, yeah.

We go to Vegas every year. Wow. Oh, what do you think he's texting? He's like, you, Mark. Do you juice? Question mark. But usually, like we've been there. We were there when the sports book.

Sorry, he's watching my special on this one. What is to bust you? Yeah, we are, but he's watching it. We're missing Chin. Who's Chin? He's here. Who's Chin? Yeah, I don't know.

But yeah, that's cool. Like he gets caught doing something bad and he's like, wait, someone else. Where's Chin though? Where's the hot chip guy? And they come in. He calls him the hot chip guy. Clever, clever shop coming up with an excuse right away.

You know, can't get caught. Yeah. Caught in the cookie jar, the kratom jar. And then, but his Netflix brain just was like, oh, wait, someone else is fucking up. It's not just me. Yep. You lead from the top. You know, if you don't lead by example, then your producer won't be in their chair.

Also, too, with Mark Harley, when we did the interview with him, aside from one phone call incoming, he was never on his phone, dude. I don't know what Bob was talking about. Yeah, that's probably another lie from a shop trying to darken the name of a one mr hella mark harley all right so the next clip is a movie trailer uh blockbuster movie trailer for the sink pisser have you seen this yet no it's made me laugh really hard it's posted by blues innate oh it's obviously rated r this is a red band trailer right Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. That's great.

Mark Harley. Good, good, good. Trademark. I didn't notice that. What is he doing? What is he doing? Life ribs. Look at the details. Dude, nothing makes me happier than peeing in a sink.

I don't know why. Since college. Because it's naughty? It's a little naughty. I feel like a mongrel or some shit when I pee in there. Just pose as I get to those guys. Look at his butt. He looks like he has a BBL.

Because of the tight jeans. I peed in the sink. Hanging low. I peed in the sink. Yeah, you did. I always feel like a rebel when I do that. I peed in the sink and Brian washes his butt in the sink. Hanging low. I peed in the sink. Yeah, you did. I always feel like a rebel when I do that. You peed in the sink and Brian washes his butt in the sink. Oh my God. That's what?

That's almost, that's more weird. Pee in the sink. Listen, there's nothing more satisfying to me when I pee in the sink. Why is he talking about it so much? You feel like a mongrel. I feel like a biker gang. Yeah. Oh, those mongrels and the biker people.

Oh, yes, yes, yes. I still don't understand. By the way, I remember walking, not in this building, but in the Malka building. You guys would like to go to the restroom together. I saw piss in the freaking sink, and I'm like, at this point, there's no way I can get near the sink. I'm like, I grabbed paper towels. What a look. Who knows who did that?

I don't know. I didn't know what you were talking about. I'm not. You know who did that. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not. I like how his shoulders are moving. Vipers. Oh my God. Nick is live. Why would Chin grab paper towels?

He had to clean up the piss? The sink pisser. I don't want that. I don't want that. I don't, I don't want that. That's something like an intervention. Yeah. Like Chan and the old intern and Chappelle,

like you are peeing in the sink. You need to stop. That's, this is a place of work. Speaking of peeing on sinks, we got this clip called, does Bart get an intervention before Brandon posted by what's up 167. Now one person in this room has a problem pissing in their backyard. Girl or guy.

You know what one thing I did not expect from the subreddit is that we'd go from redacting Mark Harley's face to redacting dicks all day long, dude. You know what I mean? I mean, what's going on with comedians? They're peeing everywhere. Yeah. Pee in the toilet, guys. I know there's 1,000 of us, you know, so if all 1,000 are peeing everywhere, everything's going to smell like piss.

It's a lot of piss, B. Yeah, it's a lot of piss, B. What are we doing here? What are we doing here? All right, so this one's from Sorgon Bird, which he's dropped a lot of good ass songs recently in chang's dude and uh it's called the weasel gadush's bapa is that ninth world but i was we're in the 80s where were you in the 80s i was in uh how great is it

that brandon's not here i know he would fuck up this whole episode he'd be like hey like what about the puss you know what i mean look at my ear bro check out my ear dude are we gonna go party in vegas that's a great brandon shop impersonation that's spot on yeah okay good voice that is like exactly our show what he just did is what we do we uh paulie short could do a 10 minutes of uh shop and probably eclipse us yeah and views and real quick real quick all right so this one's posted by rogan is shorty pie or nor star b it's called bop a love bomb someone takes a not so thinly veiled shot at marg and mentions chang's oh well that's the feel-good story that is the feel-good story it's under some money it was like because she wanted

she didn't have it was her heating bill right and it got all crazy she lives in illinois so it was like 500 she's like they just took it out of my account i have nothing now i was planning to take my niece to the movies and my husband you know valentine's day you know so i sent somebody i was like please take your niece to the movies avatar 2 sucks though and then go get a steak dinner avatar 2 sucks that's right there. She was like, what? Yeah. That was fun. That's sweet, dude. Yeah. Nah, it's good. What a terrible person. What?

No. No, you're not. No, I... But you were just doing that. You didn't honestly... Let's have a feel-good story and let's also have like every like a, you know, who hates Brendan the most?

I feel like... I feel like you... Let's get on there, man. For being awesome. For being awesome. I feel like... I feel like you, let's get on there for being awesome. Yeah. I feel like that is, that's definitely why though. Cause he's so awesome.

What's great about this clip too, is how often Chris D'Elia is cut off. You notice that or no? No, no. He's trying to get something out. You can't do it. And Brendan and Eric are just like,

you know, talking over him over there right well they have to do that or else there's no show yeah you know

it couldn't be just Shob the clips of just Shob I don't know if you guys know are the most redacted that's when he messes up the most if you just let him talk for a long period he's like

yeah and he always looks like he's dying he's like yeah another show I like San Antonio but if you're on it then you know about Alpha Brain and then I got but then Dana White's like, yeah, another show at San Antonio. But if you're on it, then you know about Alpha Brain. But then Dana White's out there hitting his wife or whatever.

And I don't think that's cool. But I will put my wife in front of bullets for my kids. It's like, what? What are you talking about? What's it called? Also, too, people were talking about how we missed a lot of questions for Mark Harley. And we apologize for that. But one question I don't.

I regret. One question I regret missing is why is Brendan Schaap so awesome? Awesome. Are you hating on Brendan because he's awesome? That's a good question. Let's watch that part again. That's so funny to me.

I feel like your friends hate him the most for being awesome. I feel like he's running him the most for being awesome? Yeah. I feel like. Who the fuck's running over the most? Who the fuck's running over the most? That's a little bit of Tiger Thick Wigsy coming out, you know? That's what that Wigsy makes you say.

Who the fuck's running over the most? The most. For being awesome. For being awesome. What is some stink going on there? For awesome. Awesome. Oh, shit.

What was I going to say? What were you going to i like i really do i didn't tell you guys i was gonna say that and no one would have heard about that story shut up right right right right isn't that where you're going he's a nice guy yeah no i i don't know but i was gonna say that was cool of uh of you to do that and uh i i said let's let's help her and you already had and that's very cool oh wow millionaire's given 500's help her, and you already had, and that's very cool. Oh, wow. Millionaire's given 500 bucks. But I was late. Jerry had the money in her account.

Yeah, I know. I don't even tell you guys. For their service. I understand. You've got to do that. And the secret is you did it honestly, secretly, just to get into heaven. And I know that. And that's selfish.

And I just was doing it out of I don't even believe in heaven. So I was just like, I'll just give her money. So you did it to get points with God. So that's selfish. Fair point. Fair point. Reddit's like, newsflash delia no longer believes in heaven so this one is a longer clip it's called a fire emoji full course meal fire emoji uh proof that brenda is a narcissist posted by bro away posted by bro away 831 here are nine signs which may be a result of narcissism one instead of listening they're wrapped up in their own opinion

what's next i'll tell you what i think go ahead okay so yes and no i think he retires i don't think a tony ferguson i don. Two, they tend to cheat in relationships. Like I remember seeing this one guy who like cheats on his fucking girl all the time. Shout out Annie. And he's hit on you. This guy is hit on you. Yeah, he slid into my DMs. He's hit on me too.

Like slid into my DMs. He's hit on you? Yes, knowing I was his Bobby. Three, they constantly need to be admired. Maybe you've seen that they almost swagger oozing conceit arrogance with every breath they may look like they possess tremendous confidence but it's not enough four they do not take any criticism well i was like you're gonna do a special yeah you're not ready not ready and this is insane you got You thought I was jealous for a second.

You got outside your head. You were... Five. They exploit others without guilt or shame. Narcissism and infidelity don't go hand in hand. He does this to your neck and it can really fuck you up. Now Ching gets the leg, but then... See, that's where Ching got fucked up.

Six. They belittle others. Ching gets the leg, but then- See, that's where- that's where chin got fucked up. Six. They belittle others. See people eating what? Holy fuck, chin. You don't need this, dude. I do need it. He says he does need it. Doctors, it's people that say that you should try this before surgery.

Oh, so the internet told you to do this? Yeah. You do it around here, girl? Yeah, man. How many times a day do you do it around here girl how many times do you do it could they're eating less sometimes a few times a day I know it's not sexy they see themselves as more attractive than they really are and you're like oh there's something wrong like a couple of things yeah let's call up your girl see what she thinks let's call up your girl see what she thinks oh he came for me so hard and we know his

chick on new year's eve while he was having dinner with his family he was like what are you doing tonight yeah left him on read. Left him on read. By the way, I don't want to be seen with you. I don't know. That's the biggest clue you could ever. Eight. They gaslight those who are dear to them. You never had glasses on?

Never. Really? Seen glasses? I used to wear contacts and glasses. Fat Patrick Lang. You never had glasses on? Never. You never had glasses on? Never. Really? Seen glasses? I used to wear contacts and glasses. Fat Patrick Lang. You never had glasses on? Never. You never had glasses on?

Never. You never had glasses on? Never. I've never eaten on air. Maybe on a road I've eaten on air. What? I've never eaten on air. Professional.

A food truck diaries. Nine. They put some people on pedestals. A narcissist will often cozy up to someone higher in status. For example, that suck-up in class who always gets the lecturer's full attention or the brown-noser at work who barely does any work but gets promotions.

Oh, who knows? It's fun. It's the funnest. Yeah, it is. It's the best. You feel like this is a dirty business. Like, I don't want to be a part of your dirty business. It's the dirtiest business. like this is a dirty business. Like, I don't want to be a part of your dirty business. It's the dirtiest business.

Thank God. This is a disaster. It's such a, it's the biggest disaster. It's the best move. Yeah. It's the best move. Dicey. Dicey.

Yeah, bro. Okay. Good work, chef. Yeah, that was a great one from broaway831. I don't have much to add to that. I just enjoyed watching it, chef. Yeah, that was a great one from BroAway831. I don't have much to add to that. I just enjoyed watching it, really. Yeah. And you hadn't seen it yet, huh?

No, I hadn't. No. Yeah. Cool. Very good work. Netflix. All right, so this one's posted by Dadonkadonk. It's called, can you tell us in general what your comedy seems to be about, what topics

you're going to cover? Oh, I'd love to hear this. He's like, well, first of all, it's going to be bad. Can you tell us in general what your comedy seems to be about, what topics you're going to cover? You know, from CT, brain trauma, to you know, I'm a big

dude who's way too into fashion. I know, dude. You know, so it's all, you know, unique stuff. God, I'm a fuckboy. I own it, though, man. Unique. One day I was like, oh, fuck it. He doesn't know what that word means.

I just wake up just like an asshole. Dude, there's no blueprint, man. I just go, man. Head down, I go. Good luck. Yeah. All right, good luck. Good luck, guys.

Let's go. Let's go. I wouldn't let people film me doing this. I just would be like, no, we're not doing that. I'm not your no. Cut. And I'd leave. They don't have shoes on.

You wouldn't let me pick you up, Doug? No. You want me to rock you like that? Fuck you. Oh, fuck you. What is that even for? I don't know. I think that might have been for the Fox deal? I don't know. I think that might have been for the Fox deal.

I don't know. The funniest part of that clip to me was when at the beginning where he's like, you know, we're going to talk about head trauma, CT. Like he literally says CT while he's talking about talking about it. That's crazy. All right. So here we go. This one's called Sklob leaves his own show 20 minutes before it ends.

And guess who, dude? Rogan is shorty pie, baby. Boom. If you were, if you were a second, I here we go. This one's called Sklob. Leaves his own show 20 minutes before it ends. And guess who, dude? Rogan is shorty pie, baby. Boom. Can we pause for a second? I have to go. You got to go. Yeah, I got to do this other show at 2. Oh, I got you.

Can you guys finish it, though? Don't finish early. You're great at it. You can sit in my seat. You're not great at it. You're leading. I know. I'm never coming back.

What? No bomb program? This guy's a woke fuck over here. What the fuck, dude? You're a bag of cock. Come on. We have 15 minutes. It's only 1.5.

Is it cock bag? Cock bag. You're a cock of bags. You're a cock bag. You're a cock of bags. But I appreciate you going. He's got to be somewhere, too. I know where you're going.

All right. Go do your best, brother. Yeah, man. Thanks. You want to do it? All right. Take it easy, Mr. We're solving the gun control problem.

You say Mr. Whole Foods? It just shows you that anybody can come on this show and be better than both of them. Yep. You know, that guy was funny. Yeah. He's like, I'm not coming back. I don't want that.

It's like you get in there and then you're automatically, you're so disgusted by what you see. You become a comedic genius. And if you're wondering what show did he go do we got a couple clips for you papa okay wow yeah yeah i guess he went to go do a trevor chapelle show uh i don't know who that is i don't know yeah look at you guys well we got a couple clips from it and i wanted to go through all of them play the clips chin this one's called fixed saint rogie talk and it's clear scoob thinks JRE companions are fully rekindled. Play the chin clip.

Let's see what this one's about. Oh, man. When was the first time that you guys did Rogi? Well, I mean, Callan probably did a bunch before that. Not really. No? Yeah, Rogan moved to Denver when I was in Denver, and then when I moved to L.A., we would always go to dinners.

Like, we'd do a ton of dinners me brian rogan um tape fletcher a bunch of different guys and i'd tell them they would always ask me to tell these guys tell me to tell them stories and then uh rogan's like you're fucking funny dude i was like thanks man he's like i'm telling you gotta get in stand-up and kept pushing me and then uh at the time uh he probably lived maybe his studio was like a mile from me and he was like come on the podcast i mean brian went on there promote firing the kid he was like, come on the podcast and me and Brian went on there to promote

Fire and the Kid and then it just kept on keeping on and now I think I'm the most, I've made the most appearances on JRE ever. Really?

Almost 90. Yeah, we were doing some research before, obviously, before the interview and I was like, Jesus,

how many times has this dude been on? Between just me and Rogan alone, me and Brian and Fight Companion. Yeah, right. I mean, I'll still go on Rogan by myself,

especially when I'm releasing a special or tour dates, but then we're starting to do more Fight Companions. Yeah, and we just did one last week. Can you imagine what the next special on Rogan's going to be like when he does another special and he goes on Rogan? That will be watched by so many people. Dog, Gringo Poppy 2, please. Yes, please, a Gringo Poppy 2. I know that his fucking workers are watching this, so it. Dog, gringo poppy too, please. Yes, please.

A gringo poppy. I know that his fucking workers are watching this. So it's like make gringo poppy to happen, dude. And you got to even Rogan is like, even if he didn't, uh, you know, if he realized how bad it is,

he's got to have that. That'd be huge. Yeah. And the, they want him to tell stories at dinner is if I were friends with shop like that, I would be, I would say,

Hey, uh, shop, tell us, tell us like six to seven lies. Just come up with whatever comes to your head. I'm, I love this stuff. He's like, well, the first one is all this stuff I'm about to say is true. That sweatshirt, the dicey shirt is the worst thing of all time. I like the dicey shirt that just says dicey unironically, I would wear that. But with the two dice on the hoodie, bad, bad. I'll take it. Zoom into the dice. It's embarrassing.

All right, so this next one is from the same show. It's called The Delusion is Strong with this one. Also posted by Rogan and Shorty Pie. When I'm on tour and I do the mean greets, people are like, this must be weird for him. I'm like, it's not. Because you guys know. So this isn't weird. I feel like I know must be weird for him. I'm like, it's not. Because you guys know. So this isn't weird.

I feel like I know you know me. This is all good. It's never awkward. Ever awkward. It's never awkward. Those mean greets, it's so dope. It's the only medium that you can't fake. Yes.

It's like my team writes 95, and I want to say my team, I mean that guy behind the camera right there, writes like 95% of the shit that I say on social media. Yeah. Most of it comes from my marketing team. Yeah. I can't. If you listen to me for seven hours on a podcast, you are going to get a really good idea of who the fuck I am.

You'd be the best actor of all time. If you can do that for years, for years, there's no way you'll get, you'll get found out eventually. It'd be so exciting. I miss people that do that. Yeah.

I won't mention it. I won't mention names. You're exhausting. I won't mention names. The hot chip. Oh, man. Yeah. I mean, our marketing team does all of our social media, too. Yeah.

None of the stuff we say in here. It's all marketing 101. Yeah. We got a medium to hot chip guy on our side doing social media for us dude this one's called the number of flip-flops scoob does on audio versus youtube in this clip is worthy of its own toehold thousand shows and existence on the decline now in general as far as the the people the entry number of people that are starting it's going back down because i didn't even notice that I thought you were laughing at what he said.

No, no, no. He said podcasting in general is on the decline now. It's like not for your podcast. Yeah. Your podcast. Listenership is up. Yes. The, the odd, the audio listenership is up. The viewership on YouTube is down across the board. Yes. Really? Yes. Okay. We just had our highest episode personally. Speak for yourself, Papa. Mark Harley came on and blew our numbers out of

the water by naming the water. Maybe he should get Mark on. Mark should go on T-Fact. Audio is king. Hands down. 100%. All I care about is audio numbers. Do you guys find a lot of reach on social media? All i care about is audio numbers do you guys do you guys find a lot of like uh reach on social media all you care about is the numbers that

nobody could see yeah yeah we get it yeah i bet clips versus audio like are you driving everything to audio like listen no i mean i think because audio kind of take care of itself because people find it we push everything towards youtube really like the visual clips all that yeah even though the numbers are down uh for the most part the podcast is kind of the catch-all yes like if you listen you're gonna listen yeah yeah yeah you don't do much like to promote the audio no the people find the audio yeah um yeah that's that's what i've found is that it's the most difficult part to grow because discover is audio yeah for sure because discoverability is shit big time now the only way to find it is to search it the waters are murky

who wants to even though this is ridiculous he goes back and forth who wants to hear about this yeah imagine we just talked about our numbers and who's viewing us and whether we want you to download T-Fat K or download T-Mos. Why would you ever want to, why is he still talking about this? I mean, that's part of the interviewer's job

to kind of like navigate the conversation. And he did go towards this. I guess. Yeah, this guy, I don't want to shit on him or whatever but uh this i do not find this interesting me neither interesting not and not interesting all right so this one's called it would probably be safer for the fame if you went out for the bears papa even without ad reads oh i saw this one earlier in the day shorty pie this one's hilarious rogan is shorty pie all day long baby you know i had a buddy who was like oh let's go to miami and we'll do this content with kashi 69 i was like first of all i'm 39

years old i got kids i'm not flying to miami to do a tiktok with takashi 69 you know it's like i gotta be home man if it's not really important and you know paying my mortgage i'm probably not coming man yeah you know right especially not for that. No, no, no, no, no, no. Bro. We should try to get Takashi 69. I know as he said that I was like, I would absolutely fly out to Miami to talk to Takashi 69. Daniel. Oh man. If we did an interview with him about shop and the potential project that they had. And he's just like, no, I would never do anything with him, dude. Takashi six. Yeah. Tak nine wanted brendan on i find that hard to believe yeah and it hurts his reputation you know i feel like maybe his team told him like a rapper and he's like

how do i want to go see takashi and he just he just made it takashi right right it's another lie yeah yeah no no no no but the good thing is like all my close friends they're the same as me yeah we're still really close. And when we work together, that's our social hour. But it's like, it's rare. You know, they'll be like, hey, you want to come overnight for some beers? I don't think I've ever had a friend. I've never had a friend.

What? Excuse me, sir. Excuse me? For what? You know? Yeah. What's your door? Are there podcast reads?

Yeah. Is it sponsored by Blue Apron? That's what gets him out. He'd rather hang out with his friends. What a psycho. You do a port. You'd rather read like poorly read something about me on these. Yeah.

Then have a few bears with a friend. That's not related. Sponsoring this hangout. No, then I'm not coming over. Yeah. But it's tough. You got gotta find that

balance it can't be all business you know i grabbed my son like this oh nice hard there how dude i'll grab my dad when he does it he's headbutting me on ax i'm like it's not on accident he did oh no calvin did not my son down accent i just grabbed like you gotta chill out right yeah chill out? Your lucky dad goes to therapy. Shab hates his family too, right? That was the whole gringo poppies. He hates his wife. He hates his kids.

His kids suck at judo or whatever. Yeah. I mean, I understand you're a dad and you don't want to, you're busy and all that. But like, why would you prefer doing ad reads? All right. So this one's posted by Shitter Throat Slitter again. Yeah.

It's hard to say his name. I hope he's okay. It does post good stuff. Am I afraid of him from the name alone? A little bit. Or her. It's called, it's a girl. It could be.

I don't know. Probably unlikely. Let's just say them. It could be them. it's called people who comment are less than nothing no yeah i don't know i don't know if you know anything about youtube commenters but they are less than nothing to everybody they are anybody who has that kind of time and hateful energy true uh i think they're great. Yeah. Like you could ever win them back. Alright. What are we doing here?

We spent a lot of time with you. Kind of makes me love Tony at the end. What are we doing here? That's pretty hilarious. Very good. Very good. You know what? I think Brendan Chobb will never do kill Tony again. Why?

So easy for a cat to get on stage, dude. Yeah. That's what I was actually thinking about that the other day. How crazy would it be if one of us did kill Tony and then we're just on and Bop is the judge. Like we wait until Bop or anyone we know, if someone we knew did a kill Tony where Bop was one of the judges,

what do you think he would do if like you went up there and Bop was right there? Well, according to Mark, he wouldn't know anything. It's his team that would know. That would be funny to just do stand up and start doing shabbisms in your routine,

just randomly in front of Bop to see if he... And I said that was a knife. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, now that we've interviewed Mark Yeah. I don't know. I mean, now that we've interviewed Mark, maybe he doesn't know. I,

it's hard to tell. It's hard to tell, but I just, I feel like he'll never be on kill Tony again because the homeless, there's like 112,000 homeless cats now, dude. Yeah. And they could eat.

Some of them must be one of the a thousand people that can do it. Yeah. But let's see this next one. It's called no scoop. They are busy. You're working 15 hours a week and spending the rest of your time, not working on your comedy and flying out on the occasional weekend. Yeah.

Black bus. I don't know what this is. I don't know what the question is to this answer, but let's find out. Rogan is shorty pie yet again. I understand a little bit happening a little bit, but also most of my friends know, and we're all the same.

Most of the friends the same way. Like most of my friends know, and we're all the same, most of my friends are the same way. Most of my friends now, we all work together. Me and Brian, I can't realize how we hung out outside the podcast studio. I mean, we're just in Austin together and spent the entire day like two freaking partners just strolling the streets of Austin chatting. He's one of my best friends. Talia's a good friend. Theo's a good friend.

Rogan's a good friend. But usually, outside work, all of us are so busy, Talia's a good friend. Theo's a good friend. You know, Rogan's a good friend, but usually outside work, like all of us are so busy unless it's work related, but that's also our social time. Like work is our social time. So, excuse me,

I check the box at work. I get all of it out, you know, so when I get home, it's all good. We don't need to go to dinner. We just did it. No,

we just did it. We just did a podcast. Like me and Rogan did a podcast for four hours. We're good. We're good. Talked an hour after, had drinks, did our thing. Went to dinner.

We're good. Yeah, right, right. Everyone's busy, man. Everyone has kids. Right. Do you think that Trevor was trying to get him to say sawmill there? He's homeless. Confirmed homeless.

Sawmill. That'd be good to hear that'd be another word Bob had messed up I mean I wonder cause I yeah

I don't think that Brendan knows who we are he could maybe there was that one story about the nightcap but I wonder if

not only does Brendan not know who we are Rogan is short he probably might not know but I like thinking that he does and he's just making sentences knowing that you're

gonna fuck him up he's like there's no way jarrod's gonna get through this one all right he's doing that good that's hilarious let's see if i get through this one it's a rogan shorty pie i couldn't do it either i'm glad you're the one doing it this one's posted by rogan and shorty pie it's called barn door won't accept that the host is saying the same concept jerry seinfeld enters the chat there you go let's see what this is about that's kind of what um actually what cal and i were talking about he was just like my best advice to young people is like learn a skill whatever skill it is i would say skill just find your

find something you're interested in run with it yeah but try to get good at something the same thing yeah have something to strive for have something that makes you want to get up and work hard at something have like just find your passion run with it yeah as long as you can yeah see where it takes you he's not you'll find something else out off of it it might maybe you're not you know the next freaking you know jerry seinfeld but this podcast like actually like i won't be the guy behind the camera you get different. You never know where it's going to take you, but fucking run with it. Don't have a plan B. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe you aren't the Negs Jerry Seinfeld, but try hard, says these two random guys. Who's the other guy? No one knows who he is. I don't want advice from him. He seems to think that Schaub is smart. Yeah. I always tell young people, this guy's like 26. I don't want advice from him. He seems to think that Shab is smart.

I always tell young people, this guy's like 26. Who's a young person to you? All right, so this one's called, here is the hilarious dig joke Scoob made without the Netflix Simpsons edit from Rogan and Shorty Pie yet again. Here we go. So I want to kind of wind it down with a couple of quick questions for you. Eight inches.

Eight inches. That's big. I don't know. Your face every time. Again, dude. Again. Okay. To the homeless cat.

Thank you. Eight inches. Eight inches. Whenever I ask you a question, you have to answer eight inches eight inches whenever i ask you a question now you have to answer eight inches yeah that's a good bet yeah where were you yesterday eight inches all right so this one's called brendan explains why t fat k doesn't look or doesn't book big name guests the fuck yeah it doesn't make sense posted by ryan joseph 82 shout out to him oh ryan yeah he posted our show i mean as long as i've been doing i'm not interested in that you know the the wave of booking a big gas and you have nothing common with them just for the views i don't there's no

longevity in that sure yeah i'd rather do a podcast with my friends and it can be i think we should do a bit on pause for a second anytime he says something where it like you really have no idea what it was, we got to play it again just to see. Yeah. All right, let's do it. I mean, as long as I've been doing it, I'm not interested in that. You know, the wave of booking a big guest

and you have nothing in common with him just for the views. There's no longevity in that. Sure. I'd rather do a podcast with my friends and it gets less views. I'm good. But it makes it more interesting. Yeah, because you're buddies. I want to do it.

And you've built a solid fan base now. That's the thing. Less views on purpose, I guess. It was his decision to get less views. It was my decision. I mean, I like him. I know he's blog busting, but I enjoy talking with him.

And that's what it's about. We're focused on the audio downloads. Tough to get them, though. And it's really more important we drive everything to youtube yes yeah also too big names no we won't won't get them but we'll try yeah yeah yeah we don't want them but we'll try to get them but we don't want to do that but most of the time we're going to talk to guys from the military yeah that were on rogan once people they're just like i just want to like start podcasts i just want to like bullshit with

my friends like we're all pretty funny, whatever. But the problem is though, nobody knows you. Yeah, no one cares. Nobody knows who you are. Therefore, they have zero amount of investment in your story, in your bullshit, in about what happened to you at work.

Nobody gives a fuck. No, because Tim Dillon told me this. He's like, bro, now that there's so much money to be made in podcasts and legit talents get involved. Exactly. It was so niche when you and I were doing, especially you now,

like you have, you know, fucking Jason Bateman. Yeah. It's like you get legit Hollywood stars with fan base. They're doing it now. It's just a different, it's a different thing.

Yeah. It's just a different thing now. Yeah. It's, it's all about niche now. Like you get your fan base, fuck everybody else. Bapa is, is like promoting our

podcast now yeah it's all about niche you know there's a whole thing with me people talk about how stupid I am these two guys I don't know low level comics check them out I mean Bill Burr and John Belushi small teeth and pube hair Billy bitch tits

Gollum I tits gollum gollum i mean the gollum thing is messed up because that's a nickname in college or shmeagle run with that reddit all right so this one's called the boppa's girl back in the day had the best brains posted by

uh mod thurman merman okay yeah so here we go remember dude he leaves and then that night i go home yeah that night i go home and my girlfriend of probably six years on and off moved out while i was winning golden gloves took all my shit literally wait because she knew i was gonna be there and she wouldn't she wasn't coming to any of the fights. And I was like, God,

that's weird. Like it's, even if I don't win, it's weird. You're not supporting. Right. And then, yeah.

And I won golden gloves, drove home that night and I walked in and it's just completely blindsided. Gone. Wow. Yeah. She took all her shit. Wow. What a fucking little story there.

Yeah. What a whore. Do you write? What a stupid bitch. Ready? Oh my God. Yeah yeah that's the worst clip i've ever seen in my life the two of them seem heavily medicated i hate to speculate but uh that is a high functioning almost too high functioning bapa you know kratom just ingested or whatever

he's doing too much diet coke i don't want to see that i don't want that that was bad never again papa please never talk to that man again he is blockbuster and our last one here this is the last clip for the day sadly uh it's posted by ryan joseph 82 again it's called i didn't do anything for the money then proceeds to talk about the money yes classic yeah we never started the podcast to make money i've never done it i didn't do i didn't start stand-up to make money i didn't start any podcast to make money which is why you're making money at it now maybe yeah maybe i never i've never done anything just like oh this is just for the dollars like i didn't start my whiskey because i want to turn into conor mcgregor i did it because i love whiskey know? So that might be true.

Anything I do, it has to be organic. You can't force me to do anything now. Not nothing. Define organic. Yeah. With the podcast, even with stand up, like you do not know what that word means,

sir. I'm sorry. I'm talking over the clips. I can't control myself. There's a little two dices. The two dices on the sleeve. He goes into business meetings. He makes a point.

Guys, we got to get on socials. They're staring at the dice like, this is our boss. Did I go to college for this? All right, here we go. Let's finish this up. Money, that was great. You're going to pay me to do it? I would do it anyway.

So it's great. But I remember we got our first major check for doing podcast podcasting at the time with fox i got the first major check and then i also had my check on the counter i was living at 800 square foot apartment in marina del rey with my girl my wife now and we had the two checks sitting there and the check for being this silly dumb ass compared to the check of getting punched in the face was way more i was like figure it out dude i was I was like, oh, I'm done. I'm out of here. So, you know, I just ran.

Yeah, he went back and he was clearly there for money. Yeah. Because the check was bigger. Yeah. I mean, although he was fighting, so I understand. Comes from the same guy, though. It's like, you only get 300 views. I'm not doing it. Yeah. Right, right right he did

say that in another clip yeah no it's all it's all numbers and money tim brandon yeah it depends on the the day or how he feels how he's going to answer the question he's a real numbers guy b yeah i mean if we show him our numbers he probably want to come on yeah from the mark thing we only show him mark look at it. It's doing better than your last CFAK episode, maybe. I don't know. I haven't checked in a while. No, it's not.

Let's not be out there like that. Yeah, that's a lie. Yeah. I'm doing a shop bid there. Anyways, thanks for tuning in. Have a great week. Bye.