10 Minutes of Schaub - Everybody hates Brendan on TigerBelly | Raccoon Tweeties #91

Episode Date: January 15, 2023

This is the second Brendan Schaub episode from the Podcast Raccoon Tweeties

🎵🎵🎵 Kuni kuni kuni kunai Kuni kuni kuni kuni Kuni kuni loser bold guy Kuni kuni kuni kuni Kuni kuni kuni kunai Kuni kuni kuni kuni All right. Welcome back to Raccoon Tweeties. Thanks for tuning in. Big show today. You know, we're going to talk about what has become our favorite topic, which is Brennan Schaubob other podcasts have

done episodes uh on it we did it first no no i'm just kidding but uh we did one uh but our friend devin costa did one check it out gerardo saw it he said it's really funny right yeah yeah devin's episode's hilarious hate that you watch hate watch Hate Watch. Hate Watch. Hate Watch with Devin Costa. D-E-V-A-N Costa with a C. Check that out. I saw it. I didn't watch it, but also Tim Dillon did one. Did you watch any of that?

I watched Tim Dillon with Louis J. Gomez. Right. Did they hate on it at all or what? No, they were just saying how it's perfectly funny. But like as a joke or whatever? Yeah, perfectly funny that it's so bad, I guess. Oh, okay. Well, we didn't do that.

We were more honest. Tim Dillon said that stand-up has just made him gay, and he's flailing around on stage. Stand-up has made Shob gay? Yeah. Okay, interesting. He used to be like a crazy UFC fighter, but now he's just super gay. Right.

Tim Dillon's whole thing is that stand-up sucks or whatever. Yeah. And that's why he does it all the time, because it sucks. Yep. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, what I wanted to do on this episode was just, Shob went on to Tiger Belly to squash the beef. I'm sure if you watched any of the Shob stuff, you've already heard about it.

But if you haven't of the shop stuff you've already heard about it but if you haven't the background is um did we ever talk about it on the show about the tiger belly stuff yeah no i don't think so so an oathman and gerardo fill me in on this shop apparently used to hit on bobby lee's wife and um and then later on shopab has been accused of walking uh making annie letterman who's a comedian at the comedy store who brennan has a crush on who brennan has a crush on walk her to his truck and then she said that he tried to get her to suck his uh his dick and peepee his pee yeah his gringo peepee his gringo penis shot shot his gringo penis uh imagine you know that's now that's now if a woman his wife has to deal with that it's very sad but anyways so they started out on that podcast now we're just like rehashing whatever they said but yeah that podcast

like they said bs they didn't say his actual name they just said initials but it's clearly him and then she said something about like i'm not gonna suck your unfunny dick or whatever and then um so and then shop apparently threatened to sue them or something like that apparently yeah and then there was this whole thing but and then oh yeah and then the um bobby lee went on something called H3 podcast with this other guy Ethan and talked about the whole thing and he said that Brian Callen I guess he didn't mention him by name but Callen and Schaub and

some other goons threatened and bullied him and said that he's behind the Schaub subreddit it's a little thing man comedy is like the Sopranos now but anyways after the H3 podcast and then also Flagrant 2, which is Andrew Schultz's podcast. I guess Schaub went on there and talked shit about Bobby Lee's wife. All these podcasts have names like Flagrant 2, H3, and all this.

I haven't heard of any of them until recently. Maybe you should change it to Two Raccoon Titties. Yeah, Raccoon Titties, 87. of any of them but you know on until recently i've heard of shawls to uh two raccoon titties yeah raccoon titties 87 sierra's born raccoon to uh tweedies 2022 to stay relevant yeah um raccoon tweedies uh 500 is the amount of times i've crushed on this stage, on this podcast, even though there's only 90-some episodes or something like that. Raccoon Tweety's, 32. The amount of Baconators Gerardo's eaten this month. Hell yeah, dude. Dude, you had your first Baconator today, dude.

Oh, yeah. Check it out. I mean, I don't eat a lot of fast food, but I used to eat more. But the Baconators, first time i ever had it pretty good for yeah wendy's is still crushing i think when underrated dude when he's always been in my top five for uh fast food but great baconator is not not a bad option if you're if you're uh if you've had one beer at gerardo's house it hits oh yeah you had a beer today dude i know i've never seen a drunk as fuck cooney on the podcast before well i'm not drunk but um you, yeah. You had a beer today, dude. I know. I've never seen a drunk as fuck Cooney on the podcast before.

Well, I'm not drunk, but I had a beer. So I don't know if it'll be as good or better. It could be better. How many beers does it take for you to get drunk? I don't know the number. Probably one or two. Oh, okay. I'm just kidding.

But let's watch the Tiger Belly episode. The whole thing? Why not? Oh, my God. Let's check it out. Let me see. One second. I got just kidding. But let's watch the Tiger Belly episode. The whole thing? Why not? Oh, my God. Let's check it out. Let me see. Once again, I got to pull it up. I think we were just on Shab's IG.

Yeah, I was on Shab's. I wanted to see him talk. He's very sensitive. Is there any clips of him? We could watch that, too. Well, first of all, I'm trying to connect this freaking roadcaster. Tell you that right now. It's not working.

The Gringo Poppy. There's a billboard on something. I guess's oh there he is always thick in philadelphia your boy is here man why is it not coming up the ears always thick the these guys i noticed that delia and him they always have like a ice coffee with them too they have to have something in their hands yeah it's like you'd think there would be somebody next to him and be like, hey, let me hold that really quick. Yeah, but can you hold this for a second? I mean, they need energy to produce this content.

Always thick. Thick boy. Where is that? Look how big his lips are. Those are thick as fuck right there, dude. That's where it comes from. He's a lot of hats. Also, are those women's sunglasses i don't know i never know the difference between women and men's sunglasses i literally i'm the guy that has to ask that i want to go in the ray-ban store i'm like so this is the men's stuff

right men can wear this right i'm always worried that i'm gonna be like pick a woman's sunglasses somebody once told me that jackets that zip from the left side are women's jackets and i have like three jackets that zip that way from the left side are women's jackets. And I have like three jackets that zip that way. From the left side. Interesting. That actually does make sense. But I would never. Why'd you buy the left side?

I don't know. No, they were more like gifts more than anything. So somebody gave you a woman's jacket as a gift? Three. Three women's jackets. Three like at separate times, not all the same. Is it the same person that did that? I don't believe so. No, it was three different different people three different times in my life all right and it was not brendan

chobb that no not one he's wearing a philadelphia 76ers hat yeah he what he commits to the bit you know he at least knows to do that yeah i don't know i'm gonna try to turn this off and on and see if it'll work i don't know if it's gonna work i'm trying to try to turn this off and on and see if it'll work. I don't know if it's going to work. I'm trying to connect to the Bluetooth here. Shop doesn't even have a funny face. His face is unfunny. He has a fat face. I'll tell you that. Philadelphia, your boy is here, man.

Today's a big deal because at noon today, Saturday, the Thick Boy crew will be at Suplex. His stuff just reminds me of one one time I tried to do like YouTube videos reviewing something, reviewing stuff. It was my roommate's idea. He was like, you got to do this. And it ended up being kind of like a version of that like barstool thing where he reviews pizza.

And he kept telling me like, gotta be like hey i'm here you're like your boy brendan is here and then say the name of the place and i was just like this is stupid i don't want to do this but i did it anyways but yeah it sounded just like that yeah probably not as bad probably but yeah the whole your boy thing i don't know who's allowed to say your boy now you know what i mean i guess probably not white guys right is that yeah i don't know who's allowed to say your boy now you know what i mean i guess probably not white guys right is that yeah i don't know if i said your boy but whatever i'm like hey what's up i'm outside the donut spot i'm gonna try this you guys blue here blue donuts in santa monica and fucking oh and then i'd be like i give this three donut shot i don't know what my rating was or whatever it was so bad i was like essentially trying to do what shav is doing

right now hyping up his show but in my i was just trying to like be a reviewer of donuts that was my great idea for um success stand up you know you can only do so many open mics before you try and some sort of get rich quick youtube scheme people i let people convince me to do anything somebody could come up to me on the stream like have you ever thought of like this YouTube where you let people punch you in the nuts I'm like no I haven't but isn't there that there's that one sign in Hollywood

where it's like punch this dude in the nuts punch Robert in the nuts go to this address I haven't seen that but I would watch it it's next to the Laugh Factory you go there and instead of getting punched in the nuts you have to wait in line with 20,000 other delus yeah do they have that thing now still because i brought that one away the laugh factory used to have a thing where it's an open mic and you had to go there at like 1 p.m

and then tuesday to like wait all day long to see if you get up so you'd see everybody just standing in a line to get up at the Laugh Factory and sometimes a booker doesn't even come. Yeah. And then if you do well then you get to maybe get a showcase or he just forgets that you got the showcase. Yep. Tough life being an open miker. For sure. Do you mind if I stop

right here really quick and then try to fix this? Sure. Okay. Okay we got the audio working now. Hell yeah. The only reason the audio is not working is because we got the audio working now hell yeah the only reason the audio is not working is because we got a big show tomorrow but this will come out tuesday but ecmo pod one year it was a fun night yeah so we need all the equipment for that it was a fun night we don't know yet it couldn't i mean it may not be a fun night i got mr harito back here dude chilling yeah harito's in the back he never leaves my side as of right now dude it could be a fun night. I got Mr. Harito back here, dude, chilling. Yeah, Harito's in the back.

He never leaves my side as of right now, dude. It could be a good night, and I think it will be, unless, you know, Dominic and Gerardo and Ryan have some sort of crazy falling out. In the middle of the night? In the middle of their celebration. Yo, so question. Who do you think, I asked you earlier, and I wanted you to tell me on the podcast,

who do you think Harito looks like in the open mic scene? Well, without the mustache, maybe Jesse Velasquez. Yep. A little bit of Jesse Velasquez vibes going on there. Yeah. He looks like he's about to say something really cutting. Yeah. And he's like smiling.

Or maybe he just said something mean mean and he's smiling about it. Mean but funny. Mean is probably the wrong word, but like a funny mean. Jesse's got some. Who do you think it looks like? Who do I think it looks like? Ian Russo, honestly. Ian Russo?

Without facial hair. I guess, I mean, maybe a little. I don't know. I don't really see Ian there. I see the skin color. Just white? The whiteness? It's kind of, it's like on its way to being pink, you know?

You're so obsessed with Ian Russo that you're now seeing him in stuffed animal or stuffed figurines or whatever. Piñatas. Piñatas. Yeah. Like, there's nothing about, look, if you're watching this show, look up Ian Russo and then look at him look at the youtube of that no chance they have no similarities whatsoever did you like the net worth uh looking up last week sure let's look up shops net worth jobs let me see here camera's still on you but okay i'm wrapped in uh attention to see how much didn't we look up Brendan's the Gringo dollar sign we might have already done it I don't remember I don't think so let me see here

does he have more money than Joshua Watt? 2 million 2 million I don't think so I think he's got a little more than that just off the Patreon 2 million no chance it's got to be more than that just off the what the Patreon? did I say Patreon? he than that. Just off the what? The Patreon? Patreon. The Patreon? Did I say Patreon?

He's saying something. Just off the IBM. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he's got to be so rich from all that stuff that he's got going on, successful pod and all that, and the advertisements. Let's watch something. Let's watch a clip.

Let's watch Tiger Belly put that shit on. Billy, what up? Oh, yeah. They hadn't heard this yet. This is him trying to get people. Today's a big deal because at noon today, Saturday, the Thick Boy crew will be at Suplex, the sneaker shop. Haven't the people of Philly been through enough?

We got food. We got Angelo's. While chilling on South Street, doing comedy with the worst people on the worth. Come see your boy today at noon at 533 South Street. It's Suplex. Okay, we did it.

Thick Boy Squad is going on. Not too funny. Not too good. Wait, is this to Brandon? Yeah. So to people that didn't know you, this is my wife. She told the people. This guy is so Philly. This is in Philly, right?

She was like, oh, this is my husband. I watch this in the basement. I drink beers. I drink beers with all you guys. I think so. I drink beers with all you guys. This dance special was amazing. Don't get me wrong.

People from Philly can be very nice like this. They just love everybody. Like my old roommate Adam would just like, we'd go to bars and he would just start talking to random dudes. Yeah. And he was not like, he's a straight guy, and he would just start talking to random dudes. He was not, like, he's a straight guy, but he'd just be like, hey, this is my friend Jake. Jake's going to come back with us. I'd be like, why are you bringing home guys? They did it all the time. It's like a Philly thing.

So I could see them being really into just being nice about job. Crowd work. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. nice about job. Crowd work. Uh oh. Uh oh. I can't believe the lack of respect for Mugsy Bones in this town. Are you shitting me? Oh.

Oh. Sorry about that. I wouldn't be surprised if that was the whole clip. Just him saying that he's surprised that people don't like Mugsy Bones. I can't believe the lack of respect for Mugsy Bones in this town of respect for Mugsy Bogues. A player from like 20 years ago. You know what I mean?

I figured he was a big deal. Bill Bort. But he didn't have a statue of Mugsy Bogues. He's 5'3", dude. He played 14 seasons in the NBA. He averaged a double-double one year for the Charlotte Hornets. You can't put up a statue?

What? Philadelphia has a statue of Rocky Balboa. It's not even real. Man. Yep. Muncie's 5'3". In Miami, they have a statue of daddy yankee i don't i mean daddy yankee is pretty great yeah i mean i used to not like reggaeton but now i do i understand why they'd have a statue of daddy yankee. And I'd get the Rocky statue, kind of. But I don't,

I'm not sure if I can go on with this statue of Muggsy Bogues. Yeah. I don't know why he would think that. I mean, and the people in the beginning, they're sort of like, ha ha ha ha.

They do that thing where they're like trying to be nice. But they laugh really hard when he says the statue of Rocky. I don't really understand the joke, though. That Rocky's not real. Yeah, that's, I mean,

that's like a real, like, hacky punchline that's been done before. Rocky isn't even real. People have done that. That's a, that's my, I'm starting to sound hacky. People have done that. Yeah. Shob. Dodd.

Dodd. Dodd. Shob and friends, Dodd. We fucking have Muggsy Boggs, bro. He's like, that's probably just a stock shop joke that he does in every city. He goes to Phoenix. He's like, why can't we have a statue of Chris Paul with Rocky? And he's just like fiercely writing it down and everything before he goes out.

Okay, here we go. Here's where Shab is confronted. He goes on to talk about the problem. Let's get into it right away. Let's just ease into it. Everything's fine. Okay. Is it?

It's not. I was about to drive my car off the piece. Let's just ease into it. That would be a huge tragedy if that happened. We don't want you to do that. Yeah, yeah. So go ahead, Gil. The day comedy died.

Let me just start, and then I'll introduce you. It'll be fine. Go ahead. I'll start when you guys ease into it. All right. Go ahead. There's a calm countdown. Five, four, three, two.

You motherfucker! He's fresh off his Philly thing he's got on the P-hat. He just came from promoting that video. Yeah. He literally just got done promoting his dates in Philly. Nice. So he kept on the hat. Yeah. Always got to have a hat.

He should have worn a Tiger Belly hat to this. All right, let's keep watching. All right. Keep talking. I'm trying to find timestamps so we don't have to watch the whole thing. Okay. I am not a... I like Bobby Lee, but I don't watch't watch tiger belly so i don't really know what

it is but i know that's his wife because of the whole fiasco of like uh them calling shop out for being like a like uh what's the word somebody who cheats on his wife we're trying to cheat on them with them yeah um i mean shop that I'm interested to see what he says. I mean, I've seen it already, so I know some of what he says. I don't know if I watched the whole thing, but he's really like, I mean, he just,

he's a guy that has no comedic instinct whatsoever. I think like the first thing that he says when he goes in there is he's like, yeah, I think that, I'm here from, I'm here to Scientology or something like that which is just not funny at all

but let's watch it okay so let's go where's your timeline so this is 40 50 minutes into the actual episode here okay where's your piece of paper timeline

with Brendan Sh shop one time only hopefully um all this stems back to all that stuff it's all a a place of of fear it's all a place of fear because we talk about reddit whenever i need therapy dude i'm just gonna watch brendan shop videos dude because it makes you feel better about yourself because he's always talking about fear dude i feel like that's all that therapists do is they're like you know what fear you know videos dude because it makes you feel better about yourself because he's always talking about fear dude i feel like that's all that therapists do is they're like you know what fear you know i mean i wonder if he's one of these guys that reads those like self-help books like 50 laws of power but i don't see him as a big reader he might have just like picked this up off of like things he's

heard people say in podcasts yeah he strikes me as a kind of guy that watches like instagram like um those clips where you know it'll be some sort of guy who's like wait stop listen to yourself you know like shit like that dude i got caught you know what i read that do you ever do you ever end up watching those i know you do sometimes yeah otherwise i wouldn't know the reference but they don't and they don't like help me really i don't i don't think they sink in or anything like that. I got caught watching one of those this weekend. You got caught by somebody? No, no, no, no, no.

I found myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was about this doctor that was like, are you waking up with no energy? And I was looking around like, is he talking to me? You know what I mean? The doctor's like,

you're like throwing through, and he's like, Gerardo, you're fat. Brendan Cooney is awesome. Brendan, Brendan, you are bald. All right. Let's keep watching.

Oh, okay. The harassment prompts you mind's different. I know I look tough. Feel free. That stuff hurts my feelings. That's why I'm not on social media.

It's not because I think I'm better than anybody or anything like that. That stuff is horrendous. Horrendous.'m not on social media. It's not because I think I'm better than anybody or anything like that. That stuff is horrendous. Horrendous. I believe you. This is what you're doing, shop subreddit. You are bullying him.

Yep. It's horrendous for him. He has like millions of dollars. He says he doesn't even see it, but somehow it's like ruining his life. I just don't get it. I don't see it. Yeah, no, obviously he's lying. Yeah, yeah. That's another thing people say a lot, that he's a big liar. This would be funny if Luke Schwartz had

to do this on some podcast. Like, Luke, why do you keep losing podcast hosts? What's going on? He's like, well, you know, I just, I keep telling them to fuck off i don't know everybody everybody thinks i'm this guy that doesn't care but it really bothers me when i tell them to fuck off and they do the shout out to luke schwartz though i haven't been to the comedy store i mean i haven't seen him oh yeah we gotta get back we gotta get back to the store but let's keep watching that team looks into it and i get notified that it's tiger belly. I'm so upset Now you guys saying you have nothing to do with it, right? So but at the time I was so upset because you've always been nice to me. Oh, you've always been nice to me

We don't know each other but you've always been nice to me. So I was so upset because if it's someone random, that's whatever That's what they're gonna do. But if somebody I so i was so upset because if it's someone random that's whatever that's what they're gonna do but if somebody that i know i was so upset i expect it from somebody i don't know but somebody that i assume i know that's the same thing five times i mean he should this is not this doesn't make sense to be mad at them because somebody who watches his show is like posting on this subreddit that doesn't make sense that would be like me being mad that uh somebody from ecmo was making fun of me i wouldn't blame brian i'd call brian like i know it's you ryan he's like i'm playing with trains right now you fucking bitch he's like hello mom mom can i get a ride to brennan's house

i like sprite a lot i'm just like i'm mad at you ryan you fucking are behind the cooney subreddit it doesn't it makes no sense at all we do talk shit about you though good glad i'm i like as you know i like being the center of attention i won last pod i said i was a narcissist that's true i also like when people talk about me that's probably part of being a huge narcissist this guy should be doing stand-up well he shouldn't be but that's like what you should be focused on but he's so bad at comedy that he literally has to go on other podcasts to like make up for how bad he is you know he's so awful that he's like losing friends he's one of the he's so bad at comedy that he's losing friendships over it that's when you know

you're not good when people there are people around bobby lee are so disgusted that they're attacking him they've created they've created a subreddit which they haven't shop is just a moron but like like, damn, dude, that's something to aspire to, to be that bad. Yeah. That people,

like all types of comedy podcasts, almost every comedy podcast has a Shab episode. Yeah. Because it's such a big, people love to watch him get shit on. Shit on? Cheat on. Yeah,

shit on. I'm turning into Shab slowly. Blogbuster. Blogbuster. Hey, Poppy Fug. Slicey dicey. It's fun to do. If anyone's watching on the YouTube, I'm sorry.

I've been fucking up this whole time. Hey, it's okay. Let's listen. We got a big show tomorrow. So, yeah, let's keep. Stems from the anger. I cannot emphasize how upset I was. I see.

Because again, I don't think you guys have anything to do with it. It's fucking boring. Hold on. I know. I like it. I mean, it's so funny. I just, I'm imagining shop talking to a therapist and the therapist being like, wait, what did you say?

It's like not the therapist would like, wait, what did you say? It's like not the therapist would have to like really dumb it down. It wouldn't it couldn't be like an adult therapist. Shab therapist has to be like, you know, when you get in trouble in school. Yeah. And you go meet like maybe get into a fight with another kid. And they're like, OK, so. All right. You know what?

Let's just like here's some toys. You know, you guys play with the toys together. You play with the toys together. You play with it. It would have to be like some therapist who like gives Shab a toy. Or is like, you like drinking beers, right? Here's a beer. So how does that beer make you feel?

I don't know. But he's a fucking idiot. Is that beer coming from a place of fear? Shab would be like worse than Harito at stand-up. What are you looking at over there? My thing. It looks like cocaine. You get a little vial of cocaine.

Oh, it's a vape. How dare you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby. I'm sorry. I expose Gerardo to the world. He's a vaper. Yeah, and when I do coke, I fucking yawn a lot. Oh, yeah. Hey, man, I've never done it, so I don't know.

Yeah, you were telling me earlier if i can get you some i i'm gonna maybe depending on how well this episode does i mean if it does really well then maybe i'll get some coke but 10k views and brandon yeah yeah if you can if this can get to 10k i'll do a whole thing of cocaine on youtube people aren't allowed to do that right no i don't think so all right yeah we get i get a here's the thing did you demonetize i don't need a i don't need a briefcase i wish i could laugh at that i don't have a briefcase i have it all on my phone the reason i can't send it to you because the ongoing investigation i can't on the investigation for the child abuse damn he sounds like there's six counts on there that you're talking about pedophiles. You're talking about horrible shit.

It's bigger than me. People are after me. My name is Brendan Shaw. We all love Tiger Belly. Tiger Belly is our favorite show. Tiger Belly has the facts, not fake news. I would love to see Trump make fun of Shaw. This guy sucks.

He's not good. He's an idiot. You mean to tell me he does stand-up, he's not even funny? Not even funny, wasn't good at the UFC, never won anything. Joe, I love Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan's one of my best friends. Hanging out with Joe, I said, who's this shop character? My son thinks he's, my son told me he's one of the biggest losers ever, really. You know, Joe, let me look at the numbers.

The numbers are terrible. I've never seen lower numbers. We haven't Trump on my Trump podcast. We're going to have a Brandon Schaub episode. It's going to be even better than Devin Custis, Tim Dillon, fucking Flagrant 2, Flagrant 3, 5. It doesn't matter. Schaub is a piece of shit.

Raccoon Titties 87. Raccoon Titties. I don't even know what that is. I don't care. Play some more. That's going to be dealt with. My thing for you, do whatever you want with this. Shots were made by the FBI.

I'm good, man. It's horrible, and I want to squash between us. Let me get this out, Bob. I know you want to talk. I'll show you the stuff that I have. You guys figure out what you want to do with it. This is what's interesting. Again, I don't think it's you guys.

Will you show me now? I'll show you that when we got it. It's funny to imagine Chubb as like an FBI investigator. You ever see like Red Dragon or like Silence of the Lambs? No. You never seen those movies? No, I never. Well, I think it's Red Dragon. dragon or like silence of the lambs you never seen those movies no i never well like i think

this red dragon like um that fuck that dude edward norton yeah he's the will graham character and he puts all these photos out everywhere and he's sort of like he goes in and out and like senses like whether that were like a murders happen or like where it is but like shab what shab's version of like he's like looking at all these like Reddit things. He can't even turn on the computer at first. Yeah. And he turns on and there's all these like different pictures. He's like, oh, duh.

He accidentally clicks on a Tiger Belly video and he's like, oh my God. This has been Bobby Lee the whole time, dude. How dare they, dude. D'Elia's helping him out. Duh. Duh. Are you kidding me, dude. How dare they, dude. D'Elia's helping him out. Dude. Dude. Are you kidding me, dude? Could be dolphins, bro.

Dolphins. You were looking at dolphins, dude? Dude. Brian Callen. Geniuses. Yeah. You ready? Big idiots.

Yeah, let's play it. Oops. Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. It's all good. So you have to show. I want the audience to think that you actually showed us something you never did. I can show it to you.

Here's the thing. This is what's interesting to me. Explain this however you want. When I notified you guys of the harassment and going back to Tiger Belly, that account stopped posting, took the Tiger Belly email off, and changed it. It's never posted again. Do you know how Reddit works? She thinks he's an idiot.

So you seem to have very clear convictions about this alleged occurrence from my company, all the while not really knowing how Reddit posting works, Brendan. It looks like you're on the podcast. Well, there's this team note. I promise you, there's team notes. We've been asking you to speak with this team name. And then they keep saying my name, too, Brendan. It looks like you're on the podcast. Well, there's this team note. I promise you, there's team notes. We've been asking you to speak with this team note. And then they keep saying my name, too. Brendan, please stop talking.

Look at Shab's dumb face. She's like, do you know how Reddit works? He's like, yeah, and then she's like so hoping she doesn't ask him to say how it works. He's like, what the fuck? You think I'm stupid? But if she asked like a follow-up question,

he'd be like, um, dude, Dallas, dude, he's so sad that he can't go like a crowd. He can't be like, so how are you doing tonight?

Tiger belly. Yeah. Great to be here. Great to be here at tiger belly. We just asked you a question, Brennan, his face. It looks like he has nothing in his head.

Dude, this is dope. I feel like it's raccoon titties is on tiger belly right now. It's a good setup. You did, yeah. I mean, this definitely looks like I'm on tiger belly and it will be the closest I'll ever get to being on tiger belly, for sure. Here's what I have to say about this. From my end, here,

from my end, it looked foolish for you to be this fragile over something some three girls said on a podcast it looked foolish so in my end the way i understand it is we need do you like uh kalilah or no i don't know anything about kalilah but i don't agree that you know i mean i can see why you'd be mad yeah if people were talking shit about you and saying that you try to get a blowjob when you're married, if that didn't happen.

Well, what I'm trying to get at is there's a lot of, you know, people are getting a lot of notoriety from all this stuff. Do you think it's fake? Oh, you mean the whole thing? Yeah. It could be, but like,

is Shaba smart enough to go along with something like this? Or like, have the wherewithal? Or do you think he's been tricked? Like, it's a trick by Shab's management and Tiger Belly. They're working together to, like, create this whole thing. They laugh. You know, they're like, oh, what did Shab do?

He tried to get a blowjob in a truck. Oh, that's going to be great for the show. Shab is a show. You know that, like um that old show where they tricked the guy it was like joe millionaire but he didn't know that and all the chicks were gonna like pretending or whatever yeah that's like what shop is living in the truman show yeah and his management is just like oh dude that's great for the oh shop dude he what did he he tried to get a blow job? Perfect.

Let's bring up those old thing, those messages he never learns. Oh, yeah. Give him a special. Yeah. A 25-minute special on YouTube with some weird background? Yes, perfect. This is going to be great. We'll get all the ratings.

They, like, they laugh whenever he's not looking. Yeah. They take his phone. That'd be funny if they like, Shab's like, you know when people just take your phone, you know, like some guys in suits, and then they give it back to you? Like, yeah.

Yes, I know exactly what you're talking about. About Kalilah to incriminate, so that my reaction to that Trash Tuesday talk doesn't seem insane. No. That's how I received it. You're giving me too much credit. You're giving me too much credit.

You're giving me way too much credit. I don't think... You think I'd want to... Again, I don't want this drama. I've been harassed for six years, guys. Six years. But I think that it makes sense that someone who has been harassed for six years

would feel... He's been doing stand-up for six years. I think he's been doing stand-up for six years. I think he's been doing stand-up for six years. Damn, that's when the trouble in his life started. Although, also, he made a lot of money. Oh, yeah. So, it's a give and take, Mr. Schaub. Out of all people to start doing stand-up and make a lot of money,

it's a guy that can't even say subscribers. I'd be annoyed if I had to, like... Why does he say subscribers? Subscribers. Subscribers. Subscribers. Subscribers. Subscribers. Subscribers. Subscribers. Messicans.

Messicans. He says hot Cheetos right there. I wish I had like the thing of Shab-isms. I want to memorize those. They're fun to say. I found myself like when people talk to me

on the YouTube, I just respond like Shab. I'm just like, hell yeah, Poppy. Or like, I don't know. Fug. I can't even remember what I write.

Yeah, let's keep watching. All right, let's go. Like he's on the back foot and would swing in this way. It makes sense to me. I would only swing if this team who has nothing to do with comedy, I know you guys, didn't show me this stuff. Okay, can I say something? Yes.

All right. Number one, I don't need to see it. I don't personally need to see it because I know that I have nothing to do with it. You do. Absolutely. Yeah. Number one, you're saying that you know me, right? If you did know me, right, you would already know that I had nothing to do with it because of the

fact that when all this thing happened, Bobby Lee seems legitimately angry at Chop. Yeah. Right? Like, unless he's like, if you're saying it's fake, but unless he's like a really good actor, which I don't know, he could be. No, I'm just saying I think that everyone is, okay, like, when somebody dies, you look at who

or when somebody's killed rather, you look at who benefited the most from their death, right? I guess. I don't often do that. I know what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know how to speak properly. No, no.

I'm just thinking like, it sounded like for a second that we were both cops. And you're like, you know, when someone dies, it's the person closest to them. Exactly. Like who benefits the most from everything that's happening as who did it is what you're saying no you're asking me that yeah like brennan schaub tiger belly both of them benefit from this whole drama they do yeah and like i mean that h3 podcast or whatever that i mean that made me want to watch i've never watched h3 before he brought it up and then i was like there's follow-up to this.

I was surprised that Schaub went on their podcast because I was like, damn, they really shit on him hard. They made him seem like a nut. But then he goes on their pod, and yeah, I mean, it could be fake, and I don't really care if it is. I still find it funny. Yeah. But it doesn't seem like it's fake yeah but to me yeah it probably

is but why though i'm just you don't even know how to you don't own a computer he answers the phone with his ipad he goes you're like it's you don't know how to get on and then you have no reason for why it is other than to be like because it's like you know who benefits the most like what and then you then you ask me who benefits that makes no sense what's in the vape are you back are you off the wagon or something no i swear i don't i don't really think that you're on i'm tired as fuck i'm making stickers all day making stickers for this comedy show all night may 23rd thousands of stickers in this house yeah and we both just ate a baconator there's some stickers in this house. And we both just ate a Baconator. There's some stickers in this house.

There's some holes in the house. Oh, that's a... Wet ass pussy, dude. Wet ass pussy. Always on your mind, man. Yeah. Email. And he was laughing. I know. In fact, I've had calls from everybody, right?

Huge names in the podcast room laughing like they apparently don't know who you are and how you operate. He's literally missing fingers. Yeah, I'm missing fingers. My point is... We're not saying it's not Bob. I understand that, but you have to understand

that because of the call a week and a half ago with you and Brian, right? You said that it was me in the beginning. Oh, nice. Gerardo's learning in real time. week and a half ago with you and brian right you said that it was me tiger belly colors oh nice gerardo's learning in real time right be a tiger belly producer and then eventually call we said eventually through the conversations after saying i don't own a computer this and that and and and defending myself this and that me what then it said it was me no i i don't know i don't remember but what i'm saying is is that... We didn't say you particularly.

In the beginning, you did. And as I defended myself and saying, I don't own a computer, this and that, then you guys started going, oh, maybe it wasn't you. Well, it's somebody on your team, right? You got to be real, like, full of yourself to think that somebody like Bobby Lee

would be the person behind the subreddit. Yeah. Because he's very famous. And he's an idiot. Yeah, but that's whatever. Oh, he's an idiot. Who cares? He is super famous and has his own podcast and is a big deal.

None of those people are spare time doing have enough time to do like a whole subreddit on somebody that would be like can you imagine if you found out that tom cruise had a thing that he where he's like shitting on like i don't know nicholas cage or something like that like the whole or who's something that like our jeremy piven yeah he's like a guy that kind of fall from grace but what if you found out that like what was the guy with Parkinson's that Michael J Fox Michael J Fox has a huge subreddit dedicated to shitting on Jeremy Piven's why because one time like Jeremy Piven didn't like

wave hello to him at one of these awards things and that Jeremy Piven can you imagine how crazy he's like Michael J Fox has a fucking subreddit i know it's him and he starts calling michael j fox and his wife and shit that's essentially what this is it's that crazy but also yeah but i guess bybee lee doesn't know computers or whatever but that's like everybody can say that i could be like i don't know how to do that and then i'm doing it so like that's neither here nor there the most ridiculous aspect of it is that nobody does this no like bobby lead he doesn't even talk shit about shop as far as i know i haven't heard any rumors saying that he does so shop being like i figured it out it's it's uh who's like another famous man there are no other famous mad tv people

well brian callan yeah well besides brian callan will sasso yeah he's like i figured it out it's will sasso what dude no i figured it out it's kyle mooney from snl that's why he's leaving the focus on the subreddit. This is ridiculous. Yeah. All right, here we go. You know that in terms of these two ding-dongs, right? They have nothing to do with it. You have to ask yourself this question. What is the motive?

Why would we do that? I have no clue. What is the motive? I don't know, but I know you did it. There is no reason behind it. What's the reason what is the motive? I don't know, but I know you did it. There is no reason behind it. What's the reason behind any of it? Because you suck at stand-up. That's all I had to say.

I'm just answering his. Nasty shit. Why create any of this drama? Because you're terrible at what you do. Terrible. Go off. Go off, Brendan. He's like, what's the reason?

It's like, it's very obvious what the reason is. You are one of the worst comedians of all time, but you've been platformed by Rogan, and you get specials, but they're awful. You're also, like, kind of racist in your last special. I don't know

if kind of is the right word to use. Just, like like legitimately racist um you are like rude and like unlike your podcast you talk shit about other people i saw like some clip where he's like making fun of his openers or something like that he's saying his openers are bad you're bad you don't have any good jokes you're not even like funny by accident um you're just like there's so many then also you are associated with people like not necessarily me but other people hate so like you're associating yourself with callen and delia and all these people that are you know people think are hacks and awful it's like what what do you what do you think the reason is

brendan what do you mean what is the reason it's What do you mean, what is the reason? It's very obvious. Yeah. That would be, I can't even think of something in my life that that's like where I'm like, why? Why is this happening? This thing that I caused. Yeah, this is a fascinating study and a person with a brain the size of a peanut. Oh, I was going to say the same thing about you not too long ago.

That I have a peanut brain? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's probably true. I't i wouldn't lie i wouldn't uh debate yeah but i just want to just like if even if my team said to me oh whitney cummings is doing something right already in my heart i know her why would she do that there is no motivation behind here's my thing so it's like why you have to ask yourself that question sure yeah here's my thing if either two of you are even you're pretty what's your name brother gilbert gilbert gilbert and george if yeah he's just such a douche like what's your name dude oh and her name again? He points to Bobby.

Oh, yeah, dude. I mean, sorry, I just got back from Philly where we had a really good show. I met a guy that drinks beers with his wife. What? Had a couple concussions, dude. I wouldn't even post that on my social media. Some alcoholic was like, dude, me and my wife, we're just pounding beers, watching him.

You hit her, don't you? You're probably a great dad. Fucking psycho you're my fan that's not great don't like this that must have hurt a little that's my ct that's my ct this is also his first day it's your first day he's a brown belt he's a brown. He's a brown belt. He's a brown belt. He's a brown belt. Choke out. And Kalilah, as the business operator of this thing, if you guys came to me with the same information that was under firing the kid, I would want to see it and I'd get to the bottom of it. I have a question about the delicacy or the delicate nature of the investigation

regarding pedophilia, regarding this pink baby regarding the subreddit he's a bit of a coco briscoe flair to him doesn't he he does he's really like the police are after me they came to my house if you didn't watch the other there's a other episodes in the pod where coco briscoe is this psychotic tiktok person that keeps saying that the arlington police department which is where i'm from is a secret pedophile ring or something like that because she it's so that she does dating in dc which is some big viral tiktok thing which you'd think would be about dating but ends up about how the bars in the arlington and fairfax police department are after or as the washington post puts it she started sharing her dating life on tiktok she

ended up in jail she ended up in jail yeah so watch out bar shop you go down this road there's a huge investigation into the shop subreddit i hope that's not true i mean if there's pedophilia sure that's yeah i investigate that but i mean is that what our government is spending money on i hope not yeah no there's going to to be, at the same time, though, a congressional hearing with Schaub would be pretty great. Oh, yeah. I would pay to be there, dude. I yield my time to the congressman from New Hampshire.

Oh, dude, we never talked about Johnny Depp or anything. Have you been looking up at that or no? Not at all. Okay. Not a second. Moving on. Yeah. I don't know anything about that, and I don't care about it at all.

This is important. This is where you've been. This is more important than Johnny Depp. Okay. Then why are those federal investigators considering... I said they're not feds. Okay.

Let's say... Then who are they? Brian Callen. If that was an inactive investigation right now, and that is the reason why you cannot show us that information. Former Mad TV performers are looking into it. I can't send you the documents. You physically have them in your possession.

They're stored in the Second City vault. The abandoned UCB Inner Sanctum has documents on pawn documents. The Yoo-Hoo room is full of filing cabinets right now. Flappers is on it. Much of it was lost in the Chevy Chase volcano or whatever that shit was. Remember the fucking, do you get that alert?

The Glendale, they did like that weird alert shit. I got one of those. I was like, fuck, I got to evacuate. And then they were like, just kidding. It's fucked up. When we get off, I can show you. As soon as we get done, I will show you all the shit I have you better spit shake on that Brendan

I mean why wouldn't I yeah because I've been asking it for weeks and I've been asking to meet I feel like you've

long played me you've been asking me to meet in person no I've been asking me where is this where is this thing where is this thing

and you're like I'm busy maybe tomorrow I'm busy maybe tomorrow I do gotta say i hate when people like mock others and make them sound stupid in front of them yeah it's pretty hilarious but yeah i mean she's i guess she's very angry at him or set because it could be the only explanation for

the way that she's acting in this clip i'm not saying that this is warranted for my hate but i just it brings up those feelings where she's grading grating, but I give her the, I guess I'll give her the benefit of the doubt here because I don't know her at all. And she's very angry at Shab and he's a moron. So that's, that may be the reason why she's so grating here. Like if Dominic were to walk in here right now and be like, oh, Brendan, what's up? We missed you at the club the other week. And then I go like, yeah, I told him to come.

And he was like, no, I can't make it. That kind of shit. You know what I mean? Me and Dom would look at each other and be like, again. That's good. I'm not busy? Here's the thing with the docs.

They're either not real or we have someone that somehow got a hold and hacked us. We just want to know for ourselves if we're hacked. I don't like the guy because he's like too making sense to me. He seems too

smart to be chiming in. I'm like, no, this is dumb people talk. I want it to be very dumb. When you come in here and you're spitting your normal facts and you sound like me or Gerardo talking, I don't like it. Oh, dude, you didn't have to call me normal, Doug. Hey, listen,

we're all smarter than what we're watching. Let's be honest. This is not geniuses. See these. Here's my thing. I'm not accusing anybody in here, but let's say in some weird world, it's somebody you know, you're associating, you had no idea what's happening. I still don't

give a shit. I just want to stop. That's it. That's the only reason I'm here. You hear that? So aggressive. That's the only reason I'm here. What are you talking about? He thinks he's going to,

like, Shab thinks that he is in episode, or season one of True Detective. This is the season finale for him. He's going to put a stop to the shop subreddit by going on Tiger Bell, a podcast. That's running the subreddit, dude. Did he think he's going to walk in there and catch the guy on the computer red-handed?

Like, oh, I got him. He's logged on right now. We actually have a monitor. That would have been a great prank. I'm telling you this would be per this is a perfect truman show type shit for you the fucking they give them like they put up they put like a monitor or like a button with some guy who works in the show and then he like you see shops he's impressed and he's like that's this the one they told me about that makes the computer

turn on he turned, turn on Reddit. Dude, what movie do you think Schaub would star in and be great in? Is that a good question? That is a good question. Because you're saying Truman Show. I'm not seeing it, dude. No, no, no. That would be a bad movie.

How about this? George of the Jungle, dude. Yeah, I mean, that's more his speed for sure. Or he could be like... Tarzan. Maybe like any movie where there's an asylum or some sort of thing with

people with handicaps. He could be one of the people that's in the hospital or whatever. He could be like a chief character. Something with not a lot of lines. One Flew Over Papa's Nest, dude. One Flew Over Papa's Nest. Good call. Yeah, definitely. One Fle flew over Papa's nest. Good call. Yeah, definitely. One flew over Papa's

nest would be great. Him in chief. Whoever is the incel living in my backyard doing this. Alright, so let's do a new segment. Hang on. I'm not. I have curiosity. So when you said I flew to Austin to tell Rogan about curiosity. Oh, wait, Kalia, last thing. So when you said, I flew to Austin to tell Rogan about this?

Yeah, that's my next question. Can I cover this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Flew to Rogan to do his show. Okay. This is aside from that. Okay, copy. That makes sense.

And I want you to know, as I look you in the eye, when I would tell them, I would creep up. Every time I go, I don't think Bob and Clyde are involved. But she's mad. The tiger belly email is on there.

Okay. Every single time. Never, ever. And I swear on my kids. I would be furious. Can we just do a new segment real quick? He'll talk in the new segment. Go ahead.

Right? Flying across the screen. New segment. That's it?? Flying you across the screen. New segment. That's it? That's the segment? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just need to do it. I have OC.

That was your tension breaker like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that shot. George laughed. That's also what I wanted to do. He bombs so much. He's still not used to it. He doesn't know when he's bombing probably.

What? Just bombing constantly. It was me and me. And this is me talking about me talking about me. Like a Rob and Morty or was it Rick and Morty episode?

This real blog buster. Hey, I'm on the bottom of the screen but also on the top of the screen. This is Bo Burnham. Audio only listeners are going to hate this part. Yeah, sorry audio people.

We care about you too. That's why we want you to subscribe to the YouTube. Yeah, sorry, audio people. We care about you, too. That's why we are. I want you to subscribe to the YouTube. Yeah, subscribe to the YouTube. Also, write and review and smash that like button. Smash that YouTube button. But then also when you went to,

so, you know, you got to remember, too, Rogan's like an older brother to me. When I do anything, I call Rogan. That's how I operate. I ask his advice on this, right? And then he would give me his advice how I should handle it. But then the other stuff, hiring a private investigator,

I don't know where the fuck you'd find a private investigator. And just the same when you go. Rogan has a private investigator? I have no clue. You know, I can do some of that stuff for my job. Yeah, I have a little bit of investigability now. So if Schaub wants to hire me to look at the tiger belly, I could probably do a better job than him or Brian Callen.

Like this, as far as a private investigator for what? What the fuck would I hire a private investigator to follow you to do what? They make sense. What do a private investigator for what? What the fuck would hire a private investigator to follow you to do what? That makes sense. What do you mean to do what? Whoever got that back to you. Multiple people corroborating

To follow her and learn about the subreddit. Okay, but whatever you told him about me, whether it was however, whatever version you have in your He's like confidently like,

see, I just explained it. Nobody knows what you're talking about. You make no sense. In in his head he's just like flawless victory dude but still still much better than the gringo poppy not a second of this has been worse than the gringo we can call those people after this and confirm my story oh a thousand percent if that makes you feel better. This is where I fucking hate this. This is so stupid, dude.

I don't think it's, I mean, I like it because I love the tactic of, and I've been in a lot of arguments. I'm kind of a petty person. You're kind of like a low-key lawyer. Yeah, I mean, I work at a law firm, but I don't know if I'd say I'm low, but the tactic of being like, okay, and also what we can do is look at the evidence that we have.

Yeah. But it's not there right there. That's a super lawyer tactic. What you do when you're a lawyer is you go in with like some evidence and you go. You stretch it. Well, not necessarily, but it's like a surprise. Maybe it's a surprise that you have this or it's like a thing that they don't want you to have. And you go, we have this

but also we have like a lot more where that comes from. So you pressure them into like, you know, going to your side. You're always like, you know,

we got more or like, we have this other guy that's coming, you know, and that's what Shab is doing which is actually like not that bad of a tactic.

Yeah. But I know he, I mean like, why wouldn't you just call him? It's a show. Yeah. If you have people that can back this absurd claim that you have,

call them on the show. That's great. YouTube ratings. I want to hear who Shops friends are that are like, yeah, we got a photo of Bobby. I don't even know. I don't know what to do to create a subreddit. Here it is.

Boom. And then what evidence could they possibly have have i'm like siding with but i totally understand where bobby and kalilah are coming from here yeah it's all the names of the podcast correct me up they have they're having like this serious conversation but they're like on trash tuesdays we said this and then on uh on on stinky farts yeah had you on last week the king and the sting was where we really got to the true evidence after theo plugged uh you know a manscape but yeah all right here goes as soon as we're done with this we will call those three people thousand percent yep three anyways would love that would Would love nothing more. When you did tell Rogan your version of events,

I just want to know, for my own peace of mind, did he believe it? I don't know. To him, it's like, you're never going to beat the internet, man. Rogan's like Dumbledore to these people. Yeah, yeah. He's like the all-knowing, all-seeing guy, the top of the food chain.

Let's go to Rogan and see what he thinks about the Shob subreddit and who's doing it. Could it be Bobby Lee? You're the comic papa. Rogan has a family. He has daughters that he has to raise. He has to deal with Shob, ask him if Bobby Lee is trying to stab him in the back. I'd be like, listen, I have dinner with my family right now, Brendan. You mind?

No, because I told him it's not you guys. Okay, but everything else regarding... But you just said it. The information that got back to me is that you told Rogan things, obviously, that were very slanderous about me. I'm going to... Why should you care about that? I want to believe that wasn't the case.

I know. In all of this stuff, right that wasn't the case you know in all of the stuff right they're still um you know people talk you know like the telephone thing right yeah that's why I'm saying if I redo it I mean things get changed all her people other people's communications to others right you know means some things are not easily proven you know me it's he said she said and all that stuff. So it's like, you know, I think in terms of what we talk about.

Joshua should come on this show and be like, I heard that you guys are not talking about me. And I think the reason is because Dom is telling you not to do it. Dude, can I be straight up with you? I went to Josh's apartment like two or three days ago. Josh and Karina live in an apartment? I mean went to their living space okay why why does that surprise you i don't know why so i'm just like where do they live um they live in long beach they live in long beach i'm just telling you a random place oh so we don't know it's like it's weird to like

express where exactly no different address but what i was trying to say is, uh, you know, I got, I got a little beef with Josh and I never really confronted him about it. Oh yeah. What's up, dude? He has two of my exact libraries. What do you mean by that? Two of these little bookshelves. He has two of them. It's like the same thing. Yeah. And it's in there both full And you're mad because he reads more books than you do? That he has a bigger library than I do. But does that surprise you? A little bit. You have like 10 books in there, man.

As we've been over, most of them are food menus. I have a lot more than 10. You know that's not true, dude. I have so many books that I need to get another library, dude. What's your favorite book in there? Favorite book? Besides the 48 Laws of Power. Damn.

And besides... What? I'm so bad at this. I was trying to think of books that stupid people have. No, my favorite play? Because I have a couple of plays in here. That's so funny. I'm smart.

I got plays. Will you want me to name my favorite play? My favorite play is Noises Off by plays in here that's so funny i'm smart i got plays will you want me to name my favorite play my favorite play is noises off by neil simon there you go neil simon and people don't know this about jericho i would i was surprised when he told me this because i wouldn't have thought it but he's an actor and he went to a theater school right yes sir yeah trained actor you know and writes he wrote you write your own plays uh you know you have done it you know yeah that's pretty impressive i've never i wouldn't know how to do that uh but favorite book book carthage must be destroyed right super boring let's go back to shop oh yeah because this is so

much fucking better dude would you rather hear about right carthage or continue to see this you know what happened in carthage or no you You mean like the volcanic eruption or whatever? No, that's not Carthage. That's Pompeii. Yeah, I don't know. I'm dumb too. I never said I was smart. Don't hold me to it. Well, you know what?

Since you were so disrespectful to me, I'm not going to tell you what happened in Carthage. I don't want to know. All right. We got all of it out, right? Not yet. There's more? Go ahead.

Maybe you got it out i i was no i well i mean i'm sitting here listening to it right you know because what i want to spend time with now is um getting to a place where we can move forward from it right yeah? And we create new rules. You know what I mean? Rules are always good for friendships. That's a Bill Maher. And that's why I didn't do it. That's why it's a new segment.

Oh, new. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's why I did the new segment. Should I do the second one again? Yeah, but let's... Don't. I'll do it.

I'll do it. I'll just do it. No, just do it. I'll just do it. Do-do-do-do. No, no, no. Oh, I didn't like that. All right.

All right, let's get back on. So I feel like those are the best parts of this whole podcast, dude. Because it's a noise that you like? Because it's just not people talking about themselves. I guess. I like it. I mean, you might, maybe you don't like it because you've already seen it. You watched the whole thing, right?

Yeah, I listened to the whole thing while playing Minecraft. Okay, well, hard to listen to a whole thing and then not be interested in it, right? You know what I rather listen to is a whole fucking audiobook of Carthage Must Be Destroyed. I'll tell you that right now. I'm going to just ignore that completely and say play the tape. Here's what I want to do now, okay? Sorry, my bad. New rules.

New rules. From now on, this is how we're going to move forward, okay? Can we do that now? You can have your rules of how you're going to move forward, but I have my own stipulations too. Do you have any rules with our friendship? Rules? No. Why, do you? Come do you think of at least one dude

a rule no I don't have any rules you want me to make a rule yeah let's make rules right now for our friendship okay we have to try as hard as we can to make this podcast successful that's a rule you should encourage me to not self-sabotage yes um uh consider that broken

dude teach me again and again how to edit clips because i used to have clips on tiktok and i'm sort of learning i got this is like way in what we're doing into the weeds of the pond, but I am trying to like learn how to do Premiere, which is like something easy that you should just know how to do and like YouTube it, but I'm lazy and Gerardo's good at it. Yeah. But Matty Chamber was telling me, he's like, dude, just watch a YouTube. He always tells me things. He's always like, he'll try and help me out. He'd be like, I'm going to give you the bookers contact information. Just like, just text him. I'm like, okay, I won't do it. He'd be like, you got to do this like YouTube thing. And I'm like, okay, yeah, definitely going to do that.

And then I don't do it for a month. I just don't listen to people when I should. I want to, but I'm just lazy. All right, new rule. Stop calling me fat, dude. Okay. I won't call you fat anymore. That's your one one rule the whole podcast episode was like get to the rule part that's fine i mean that's the best part of the show but i'm willing to sacrifice that for the rules that's all right i'm not the ruler of this thing yeah kind of am, but I kind of am, but you know, here's what I want to do moving forward. Okay. I'm going to look you in the eyes when I say this. Okay.

I would never slander you, attack you or in any shape or form online or to my friends or on podcast. You can definitely lie like that though. Like I understand why he's doing it, but what were you going to say? I was going to say, because everyone else is already doing it for me. What do you mean?

So many other people talk shit about Brendan, there's no need for Robbie to. He's like, yeah, I mean, everyone's already said all this stuff, I think, so what's the point? But what I'm saying is like, when somebody's like, look, I'm going to look you right in the eyes I think. So what's the point? But when I'm saying this, when somebody's like, look, I'm going to look you right in the eyes.

Yeah. I have never called you fat. I did that. I looked you in the eyes and lied. I was like, I would... I have listened to every episode of Easy Mo. I have listened to a lot of them, but certainly not all of them.

But it's like, it's so easy. I'm going to look you in the eye. You slow your speech down. Luke Schwartz has never made one of his podcast hosts quit. What are more winning bits? I've been trying all podcasts to think of like, we don't want to tackle a dead horse. You know, I can't think of any like new ones.

Well, I wouldn't want to soak a drenched horse. You know what I mean? My favorite that we've come up with, what I came up with so far was Armenian. Yeah, the Armenian. You want to beat an Armenian dead horse. I don't even know if that's what I said. You just said Armenian horse. I mean Armenian horse.

We don't want to, you know, you don't want to suck off a horse in Titown. That's what I said. You just said Armenian horse. Armenian horse. We don't want to, you know, you don't want to suck off a horse in Thai town. That's not what the formula is, dude. You're just sucking off random ethnicities of horses. I don't know. I'm turning into Shab. Slowly. We have the same name. The formula is the verbs.

The verbs? Yeah. All right. It's a verb and then an adjective. You don't want to kill a dead horse. You know what I mean? Let's put a sombrero on a dead horse real quick and let's keep watching this. All right. It's a verb and then an adjective. You don't want to kill a dead horse. Let's put a sombrero on a dead horse real quick and let's keep watching this. All right. You know, you and I have, our relationship has changed from this experience.

It's going to take me a very, I don't know how long. Right. So there's some engagements that i know i'm going to run into you you know i mean that's in the near future i think i think we feel the same i don't feel safe that is that makes yeah around bobby no no it's not i mean i i just i don't feel good yeah i don't feel good i don't feel oh that's why we're doing this we probably do you feel safe around me dude yes yeah yeah yeah okay cool just want to be sure i have that feeling we have that same thing i i don't feel good when you call me

on saturday other people feel safe around you i don't know but i yeah i feel like i'm the gerardo whisperer when gerardo acts crazy like sort of he listens to me i think he will maybe you get angry at me from time to time but you like hold it in maybe a little bit i think i have i think i have a bit of more uh sway with you than most people for whatever reason i'm not sure why you listen to me more than others but you do and it's probably just my manipulative power fuck you brandon even, still under the wing of Cooney. You've been taken in by my flappers tweets. You know it.

Like much of America. It'd be a worse time to do it. It's not your fault. You have no idea. I was like, hey, I'm about to go on. What's up? And you're like, I heard this. I was like, I want to die. I'll see you later.

But when you told me that, I know that feeling. And I was like, holy shit. I am so sorry you feel that way i'm also going to co-sign what he said which is um i hardly know you um pause it for a second everybody's gonna feel like that already around shop because he's so bad at comedy yeah you're in the grain room with them you're about to go up and he's on the show you know he's not gonna do that great you know maybe he'll do good if it's his audience but even them they're just there to see like the rogan guy or

like the the shop they just want to hear him go dicey dicey or whatever a moronic shop fan wants yeah so he's got to be used to that already or he just totally checked out he doesn't get it at all and when he leaves the room people are like that guy fucking sucks yeah you know they're not there's no way they're not making fun of him for that special i mean even on that that tim dillon i watched like a little bit of it i don't do yeah i watched a little bit of it and um he said uh he was like i don't think it needed to be a special you know but that's like a pretty like you know he's saying it sucked and it shouldn't have been made essentially so it's like dude how do you not but now he feels awkward because he's of course you do you've accused this

man of being the person behind an entire subreddit yeah he's saying that he has pedophiles and rapists somewhere. I don't know, like on his Reddit. Yeah, I bet you do feel different. Yeah. I don't know. Do you feel different? Do you feel different? You're in Dallas now.

I'm a very- What? I was thinking of like the old Chinatown thing. He was like, don't worry about it, Jake. You're in Chinatown. Dro Rogan puts his arm over Shab. He's like, don't worry about it, Shab. You're in Dallas now.

Don't worry about it, Shab. You're in Dallas now. Don't worry about it, Shab. You're in Tiger Belly. Simple, boring person. I like to free dive in the ocean. I like to hang out with my dogs. I certainly don't spend my days in a dark dungeon typing away things about you. I would never want to intentionally.

All celebrities and normal people think that like people that do stuff on the computer and like a dark room somewhere. I think I'm stupid too. They're not in a dark room. They could be do, they could do it anywhere. They could do it right here. Well,

dude, I do everything. All my editing in a dark room. Oh, like, yeah, you turn the light. Oh,

you do it with the lights off, off all of them. And then even my solo podcast, I wonder what that is. I feel like I might do the same. Sometimes I'll be doing that on my computer, like editing documents late at night in my bed or something like that. So maybe that is true.

But I guess they don't. But that's how I get my stereotype of somebody who's doing Bitcoin or Reddit or any of the technical stuff is like a guy in a dark basement somewhere. But it's probably not the case. You never find yourself in a dark room just tweeting about flappers? That's where all my best flapper stuff comes from. Middle of the night.

Yeah, middle of the night. I wake up and I'm like, I don't hurt anybody. I don't even do that to people I dislike. I just don't do that, Brendan. I think it was the perfect storm, which is why I got so upset with the trash talking on your other podcast. Did you feel like we were coming for you?

Is that what you felt like? Oh, fuck. No, I don't think you were coming for me. I just literally was like, oh, because I don't do that at all. I'm like, I don't get it. Okay, guys, we're doing, this is the new segment.

Well, I was just telling... But I did the announcement. Brain a thought, yeah. I did that whole thing, right? So my point is... I almost sound like... I don't want to revert back to the power chunk that we did.

I want to go more into a positive, you know what I mean, direction. Please do. Okay? You can roast Brandon right now. He looks pretty sad and you go... right at his face. Go for it.

Oh, you look like a fucking chode. God, God, God, God, that's so bad. I had nothing,

but yeah, he sent me up and I just, uh, so that being said, it's, you know, I don't feel safe as well. You know what I mean?

But, um, I want to tell you that, um, you know, in terms of you as a comedian or in terms of you as a podcaster, I have all the respect in the world. I think that – and I say this to Theo sometimes too. He went from reality show MTV to becoming a real credible comedy entity and I feel the same about you.

And that's how I always feel. If I were them, I'd be like, don't compare me to Shaw. Yeah. I would be a little bitter about that. I'd pretend like I was and I'd be like, I don't really care. It's just, I get it. He's just making it up and then inside I'd be like, I'll show that motherfucker.

My next special is gonna be way better than this does bobby lee have a comedy special no yeah i didn't think so that's weird i wonder why he doesn't want to do it i don't know i would love to see it though dude yeah i love bobby lee's i think it's really funny oh yeah but um i think you're one of the best comics in the world all right so when it comes to that, you know, I'm just telling you, whatever you hear, right, I'm not doing that. You know what I mean? I'm not.

I play Stardew Valley 12 hours a day. You know what I mean? What the hell is that? I don't know. A video game. Is that a video game? No, no. It's Stardew Valley is right here. It's a video game. Did you turn off my thing? Because I don't know. A video game. Is that a video game? No, no. It's Stardew Valley is right here.

Video game. Did you turn off my thing? Because I don't want to restart the day. Okay, good. Thank you. Anyway, I was playing earlier. My point. So from now on.

This is his first day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This show should be fun, man. I promise the job gets better. It's only up from here, Bubba. And I also want to. Bubba. Bubba.

Bubba's so funny, dude. Where does he get these things from probably from growing up his brother's dad really dumb too he's like hey papa hey do you know mexicans with their taquitos he's fucking the dumbest dad on earth i could see it son when you grow old i want you to marry mexican even though they got hot cheetos everywhere and stuff like that man if you do that you going to have so many funny jokes, man. Shit, it's going to be so funny, man. You can go on and have your best drink on truth, like one of these stand-up comics. Man, Showtime is going to be throwing money at you on YouTube.

And there's, because obviously we both have similar fans, but we have fans that only listen to your podcast and we have fans that only listen to Bad Friends and Tiger Belly and so on and so forth, right? There is no war, right? There are no sides to this, right? Yeah, there is. That's why I'm here. Yeah, that's why I just want everyone to calm down online, right?

And that's why we're doing this is so that we could all kind of. I don't get the sense that, I mean, I'm not on the subreddit, but I don't get the sense that people are really that crazy about it because like on my YouTube video of the shop thing, all the comments are positive. There's like not very few that are dislikes and even the one, I think I said this on the last thing, the ones that are like don't like it. They're not

like hope you die bro. I don't even think they say you're not funny even. Which is like the most common thing to say on YouTube. But like Shob is acting like there's been terroristic threats against him and life is in danger and Bobby Lee's kind of acting like that too.

But I guess he literally got threatened by Callan saying, we're going to bring you down and all that stuff. If you get like worried about that though, like someone bringing you down, it's probably just, you're like worried that there's some secret that you have or something like that, not to speculate.

But this whole thing is, is, is very, I find you don't like it at all though. No, I mean, I watched it or, you know,

I listened to it the first time. Yeah. Like I said, it's just, I don't know. I don't, I'm not claiming to be smarter than anyone. Yeah.

It's just, uh, I understand how things could pop. Like think about it, dude. Like Chris D'Elia's search history or the term Chris D'Elia. Yeah. Went through the roof, think about it, dude. Crystalia's search history or the term Crystalia went through the roof during the pandemic

because of his allegations. Right. You know? It made him more famous. Oh, you think more famous than he was, but also made it derail his career.

I mean, he can't do TV anymore, movies. For now, yeah. I think probably forever. Yeah. He can only do shows where people like alice hamilton come out with big signs that say he's a pedophile child rapist not ideal you know and in that case i'm not saying that chris d'alia asked for that

but there's those like for instance obviously there's no sexual allegations happening here so nobody's gonna walk away fully scarred from this you know but they they do get the benefit of this huge bump in listenership or other channels like philip defranco and h3 that are huge on youtube are gonna cover this thing you know i mean i don't even want to be too serious about it i'm just telling you i'm talking to you like a regular person right now yeah i mean it makes sense to me that they would do this in order to get a bump in everything well i yeah i mean i don't necessarily care why they did it but i mean i like this kind of stuff i even like those reunion shows sometimes if i like like the circle or something like that that reunion show where they come back and they're like this motherfucker they still hate each other they hate each other

worse or someone punches somebody who like, we're fucking now. I love that shit. So this is great for me. You know what shit I love, dude? It's like fucking love on the spectrum, dude. Love on the spectrum. We just watched. That's very funny.

You like the NBA, too. But also, the NBA's been sucking ass. Dude, the whole week, it's been sucking ass. Yeah, just blow out of her blowout. It's very boring. This is much more interesting. Yeah. Okay.

Now that you put it that way, I like it, dude. Okay, Boppa. Boppa, whatever. Okay, yeah. Bopplug. Boppa. Oh, shit. Jesus Christ. Sorry. Just last thing I want to say is even hearing you talk now, there is empathy that I have.

You know what I mean? A thousand percent. A thousand times. Right? I feel bad. Okay. I feel bad. Okay? I feel bad. What? No. About it. Okay?

But you handle it wrong. It's fine. I'll let it go. And I own that. And I apologize, Bobby. I did not handle this correctly. So from now on... Just to you, Bobby, not to Kalilah.

I don't want to be here again. Me neither. I don't want to do this again. I don't want to talk about this again. The smarter person, like, and I Just to you, Bobby, not to Kalilah. I don't want to be here again. Me neither. I don't want to do this again. I don't want to talk about this again. The smarter person, and I apologize to you both. He just doesn't know anything. He's like a child

who should not have a microphone. All right, here we go. I'm going to be looking something up. I need to move on. I need her to heal. I need her to get happy and free. Okay? And I can't live like this me neither okay

and you can't either and that's why I have empathy for you imagine if Shab was ruining your life how do we get there if he was ruining my life yeah like this is the biggest problem in Bobby Lee's life is that Shab is like thinking that he

has like a secret thing against him. You don't use a... This is ridiculous. Sorry, I'm working two displays here. I'm trying to figure things out. That's all good. What are you looking up? The last episode of Tiger Belly, if they talked about it, I think they did. Okay.

Yeah, I mean, you can keep playing it. I'll just watch it. Well, she's going to say what she's gonna do and I don't know what she's gonna do I don't know we never talked about what

that's what I wanna do because I also wanna be able to go to the laugh factory and see you and not and do if I'm after you

at a club still be able to do the show and I still wanna be able to do fourth wall I still wanna do my drop ins at the flatbrews dude I still wanna be like do the show and i still want to be able to do fourth wall i still want to do my drop-ins at the flappers dude i still want to be like in the yoo-hoo room with you i don't want to be awkward when we're you know we're both talking to barb about how the toilet doesn't work did i tell you that this is funny to me like um a long time ago i met i

literally met the plumber yeah before I even wrote the script. Yeah. And I probably said this on the show before, but he was like doing my plumbing. And I may have told him that I did comedy. And he was like, oh, you do comedy? Oh, okay. You know that place Flappers? And I'm like, yeah.

He's like, I do the plumbing there too. I'm like, oh, shit, you're the plumber for Flappers? He's like, yeah. And then he looks at me, he's's like they're not doing too good and that was like so long ago dude that was like years ago probably fucking eight nine years ago or some shit they're not doing they're going away he was like he basically made it sound like they were going to close down the next day because of the toilets no no he was like financially he was like they're not they're in dire straits there's a plumber telling me their business

they probably have checks that bounce that they pay like I don't know I don't even know if I want to still be that plumber no more

toilet's always broken they got Jeff Garland headlighted for three weekends yeah who wants I mean who wants to go to somewhere toilet doesn't work smells like shit

and Jeff Garland is the big it's just like what's worse what's in the toilet or what's on stage you know what I mean fucking bad

anyways so he's funnier yeah the plumber's funnier than I am I would go on stage sometimes but then you know

I would never I would never go before Jeff Garland because I would just bury him and work together in a professional way, in that way, right?

100%. Right. In terms of Brian, I don't know. And Brian told me to tell you this, I can't tell you enough. And you're going to see how I'm finding the kid. He is so sorry. It doesn't matter.

I'm just telling you, I know. And he admitted that. He's saying. I agree. Yeah. I could see myself doing this for you someday. Gerardo has said he's so sorry. He did not.

No, he probably wouldn't, though. I'd have to lie. He wouldn't be sorry about whatever you did. But he said, and they're like, did he really say it? Do you have tape of him saying it? I'm like, I don't have tape. But I promise you. He went on Raccoon Tweety's and he apologized.

He bust in and he was're like I'm not sorry and you fucking suck fuck you fuck him like Jardo I just did all this work see I don't like I don't like when people

go saying that stuff because then people think that I'm like that I'm not really like that I don't know I mean but you get angry though I do get upset

but it's also just my personality I don't think it's any kind of like anger management issue I'm a very loud person. Okay. So if I'm talking about something, I'm talking about it loudly.

Yes. Yeah. Well, you threw French fries at some like McDonald's. And then that time when that person at the yogurt shops, they put peanut in your son's thing. Yeah. And your son has a peanut allergy. So you went back and threw it. It's a comedy podcast, dude.

Hello. Hello. I wish Ryan had anger management issues. Autistic Thunder. That's the name of the other guy. I mean, it was... He was level 10. Just thinking about it makes me tremble. All right, so...

And we talked about him. He's done it to me once over the 12 years I've known him. He's done it to me once. Hate on the spectrum. There's a show called Hate on the Spectrum where Ryan's mad. And you're like his fucking uncle or something.

You're like, Ryan, instead of a date, you go argue with somebody or something. Fuck you, Gerardo. You don't like trains? Well, fuck off then. That's so fucked up. Is it? Yes. All right, well, I'm sorry. I'm going to stop then. I don't know where the line, fuck off then. So fucked up. Is it? Yes.

All right. Well, I'm sorry. I'm going to stop then. I don't know where the line is. It's a lot. It's a lot, dude.

It was like, bro, I'm going to be on ECM. We covered it. It's a lot. He apologized. I would apologize.

You would be the one to come on. He's going to apologize. Probably. I just feel bad. You have been getting angry at me lately. No, honestly, on our Patreon, we talk a lot of shit about you good that's hilarious it's for two dollars you guys listen yeah you can subscribe to ecmo and see the stuff that i get i mean there's

a lot to make fun of and as you know i love i love being talked about so You see, I went into a fucking tunnel. I went into a weird tunnel. I went into myself. Your eye was twitching. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, it was a lot. And even you, because I remember even at times when in the call, you were like,

whoa, whoa, right? Yeah. Like when he says that. Yeah, I was like, God damn, dude. Yeah, God damn, dude. So, it was a lot. He apologized. That's my two cents.

And I know it's going to take time, and I don't know if you ever get there, but Brian, I know for a fact, I know Brian better than anybody on this planet. He loves you, man. And he fucked up royally. Better than anyone on this planet. He has no old friends. That's a fucked up kind of love,

Brendan. Holy shit. That's what fucked up kind of love Brendan Holy shit That's what I'm gonna do I come from a long line of murderers and violent offenders And they don't talk to me like that Murders? Oh yeah my uncles are not good people So um Now this is what we're doing

We're talking about the future Oh yeah you didn't know that? That her uncle killed her other uncle. Oh, that's sad. Like with a machete, he chopped him in half. Jeez. Crazy, right? Yeah, that's bad.

Anyways. But like, can you imagine like, Shab just said that Brian Callen is his best friend. Yeah. Like they've known each other for six years, maybe. Yeah. That's wild. Isn't that weird?

They met in their 30s. For me, I mean. Was your best friend someone you met in your 30s? I don't know if I, like, no, I guess. Like, what do you define as a best friend, though? Somebody who's my best friend. Oathman. Yeah, but you met in what, in school?

Middle school. Yeah. I don't have any of those people, dude. You're not friends with anybody from high school, college? I'm friends with people but i don't they're i don't consider them they don't know about me today i guess i guess but it's just like it's even i understand what you're saying and i i think i could have like a best i have like a best friend in comedy that i've no but even that person i've known them way longer than

um fucking shab has known callen What I think is weird is a celebrity being your best friend. Some celebrity that you met late in your 30s is your best friend? Like you have your most, that's the person you hang out with the most, know most about, you know more than anyone else?

That, I mean, how Brian must have other friends that know more than Shab, that Shab doesn't know anything about it, anything at all. Shab is one of the dumbest people that we've ever seen on YouTube. How could he know that much about you?

Well, same thing. Shab says that Joe Rogan's his fucking big brother. That's also strange. Yeah. It's like, what? But imagine, okay, let me see if I can make a hypothetical, make it make sense. You, how much fame do you have right now? None.

Exactly. Let's just sit on that for a second. I'm just kidding. It's like a rush. But let's say Bill Burr goes, Brandon Cooney, he's a great guy.

I'm going to take him under my wing, right? Right. Six years from now, he's been taking you under his wing the whole time. You guys meet together

every week. Right. You work on things. He's given you opportunities. You're just describing Bianca cristovo's actual life right now but yeah um i mean and then you let me finish all right go ahead go ahead you know he lets you he gives you these opportunities he's done a lot for you because you're financially succeeding now with something you love to do which is comedy he's giving you advice all these things that friends do you know right and then six years later you're Tiger Belly apologizing for saying the N-word.

You know? What? I don't know. I'm just making it hypothetical. Yeah. And then, because you say it all the time. Right. And then you're on Tiger Belly apologizing.

And out of nowhere, you're like, Bill Burr, best friend. You know what I mean? Can you see that happening? No. I mean, I could see being like the mentor thing more. Like the thing he says about Rogan. Yeah. But I mean, never best friend yeah i would never like bill burr is my best friend that's weird yeah that doesn't make sense right because i think it's all heightened though too it's something you really want like something that bill burr has you really want you know

what do you mean right you. You want to be, you want to be successful doing standup comedy, right? Correct. So now you have this place where you can relate to whether he's relating to you when he was an open mic or whatever. And everything's kind of heightened. Also, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about,

but yeah, I don't know. I'm not following, but I like that. You know, it's, you're stimulated and, uh,

by this and you're really into the podcast. How dare you call me stimulated? You have a hard on. You're right. And it's weird. How much time have we done? Probably done like three hours. Okay, good.

Well, let's do our segments then. No, I think we've done like an hour and 20 minutes. That's a lot for us. We've got to get to the checking in with Scott. Checking in with Scott. People don't need to see. We didn't watch the whole special and i own this would be not as entertaining watching the rest of this tiger belly thing all right so checking in with scott checking in with scott um he still hasn't tweeted this it's weird because like i'll say he hasn't tweeted. It's weird because I'll say he hasn't tweeted,

but then Twitter says it's one day ago. He hasn't tweeted. Did we read this on if he's ordering shots of vodka girl run? Did we read that on the last? Well, that was a day ago. I know. So it's weird. It's hard to do this because then I'm like,

I read this tweet already, but did I read it on the show? I don't know. But yeah, that is true. I know a guy who used to order vodka shots. He was the manager of this bar that I worked at briefly. I was like a bar back and he would come in and he like at 12 in the morning, like 12 noon. And he'd be like, Hey, give me a shot of absolute. I'm like, god damn. 12, bro? Like, you're fucking... He had been to jail for like getting drunk and stabbing somebody by accident. His whole life was a mess.

So this checks out with me for sure. Good observation, Scott. I retweeted it. That's nice. And the Gerardo bump. All right, and then our favorite segment. Is Heather okay okay is she okay not likely unlikely comedians are some of the worst people in the world and i say that with

confidence because i am one funny anyway follow me on instagram same handle i told you i was bad that's a pretty good one that is funny so it was like the good setup and then it's because it's her. Great. Good job, Heather. Good job. You like that one? Gerardo heavily rolls his eyes. You didn't like it?

I don't understand Twitter. I hate Twitter. Nothing against Heather. I love Heather. Heather's awesome. I can't say enough about Heather. She's awesome. You just don't like Twitter?

Fuck Twitter, dude. Why? Because that just makes no sense to me. The joke? It's like the same thing as me talking seriously about Brendan and Bobby. I'm like, there's no fucking point to this. I don't understand where you're going, but it's a point that you deeply believe. Oh, yeah, yeah.

No, fuck Twitter. Twitter's so stupid. You could maybe. I literally woke up today thinking I'm so happy that I barely got on Twitter. You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, Twitter's probably bad for you mentally, for sure. I imagine it is. I think about, like, if I didn't do comedy at all, I probably wouldn't have any social media.

I don't really like any of it. But of the social media, Twitter is my favorite. Oh, fuck Twitter. Well, your personality might mesh more with, an instagram or whatever tiktok there's probably at some point going to be personality tests where they're like oh you're a facebook guy and there's probably a reason why i'm twitter and you're tiktok you know all of them they suck all of them all i do is i hate like the conversations about them there's so many of them especially being comedians you know yeah it's too many i know a lot about it just but all i do is post that's it and then i like fuck i don't go through liking people stuff yeah gerardo

is behind the subreddit we found out i'm behind the subreddit it's actually that that's who shop should be focused on it's just bringing down gerardo because i mean just listen to him i was pretty negative so all right so who's your least favorite comic in Los Angeles? I would have to say. I don't want to be too like crass or anything. Right. But Ken Gar. Yeah.

He sucks. Yeah. He's terrible. Yeah. All right. Have a good one. It sucks too when the lights are so bright. It just bounces off his head. You see his stupid face.

All right. Bye. I did watch his special, though. I was there. I flew into Chicago. And it's not only Los Angeles. It's Chicago, too. You're leaving?