10 Minutes of Schaub - George MIGHT have gotten GADOOSHED! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #83

Episode Date: January 9, 2024

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Poisoning their thick boy minds Got to do shit! One take. Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop. Thanks for tuning in. Appreciate you tuning in. If you're interested, join the Patreon. Ever heard of it? We review stand-up specials and we do extra shows, sometimes hidden comments.

Those are the ones where we really get gadooshed. And shout out to everyone. I've seen the comments, dude. I've heard you guys. You said your New Year's resolution is to check out Raccoon Tweedies, dude. And it really brings a tear to my bear. And thank you very much. Yeah, check out our other show, Raccoon Tweedies, if you're interested. And if you don't want to check that out, check me out in Long Beach, dude.

January 24th at George's Greek Cafe, apparently. And sometime in February, I'm going to be at Flapper's Daddy in Burbank. February 4th, right? Yeah, something like that. I'm going to be at Chatterbox headlining. Chatterbox, February 4th. I had COVID the first time I was supposed to do that, so I didn't get a chance to do it. Thank you to everybody that said

nice things to me. I posted in our YouTube community about having COVID and all that. But I'm better now. It doesn't count. I'll tell you what else it didn't count. The vaccine. It is what it is. But anyways, that's not why you're here. No, no.

You're here to watch 10 minutes of Shab. So play the Chang clip. Start the timer now. All righty. Well, you know, it's been quite the slow week at Chang's. It's probably not the longest episode we've ever done. Okay. We'll never do.

And sometimes in Chang's, you can't stay away from what's happening. You hear about it. You know what I mean? Join the Discord. Right, right. It's free. We'll talk about it. We talk about it.

Mainly about the podcast, though. Yeah, we only discuss the podcast here, B. Yeah. But- Already, dude. Apparently, George was gadooshed. Yeah, that's the narrative on Chang's. I've heard some of it.

So let's just dive in, Danny. Right? Yeah, let's check him out. Let's check out the posts. This one's posted by Eddie Pool 8mm. It's called Never Meet Your Heroes. Let's see here. Before I close out tonight, I got to bring this gentleman on stage his name's george

he's all the way from chicago let me tell you about george real quick yeah george a year my man george here a year and a half ago on king of the sting sent us to michigan and he was first of all dude george has got one of those faces you just want to hug him right he's got a really lovable face yeah yeah it's hard to really not like george you know he's that he has sort of a or i mean i don't know everything about him but his uh like just his presence is kind of netflix yeah in my opinion and i do want to reach out to george and say we did get rid of a dog you know unfortunately the dog you had that one time but we won't get rid of you if you want to join us right we did not get rid of the dog i still have the dog the dog is that your fucking takeaway yeah listen okay i thought about giving it back to the guy that does shows or whatever

because it's a show dog as one does yeah but he was like no keep your dog dude and i was like all right i'll keep the dog no those fishes no we didn't have any fishes yeah brendan cooney ate one of the fishes let's see here yeah man yeah man george was 450 pounds and he said dude if i lose 200, I'll fly to LA and I will wrestle Stevie. I went, dude, you lose 200 fucking pounds, I will fly you to LA, I will fly you to my show, have you backstage. This is George. George the Badass.

You got to do so much to get on T-Fat K. Yeah, for sure. You have to lose 200 pounds and fight a guy yeah that's how you get on the best podcast there is you know that's that work ethnic uh what are you willing to do though um well i can't lose that much weight because i don't even weigh that much true and i don't want to fight anybody so i guess i'll just do a show every week where i watch him for 10 minutes yeah how about that danny that dope. Also, what you can do is learn all 24 minutes of the

Gringo Poppy. I know. I want to. Do it. That was their old thing. That was our old bit that I never actually finished. You can reach out to Brendan through these camera lenses, Daddy. And still, no one's ever really done that as far as I know. Yeah. I know that our old guy, Levon, had the clip of him

in the Kim Jong-un mask doing a bit. And then Tim Heidecker's show, the Doug Pound guy did some stand-up memorized from that. And that was funny. But the full thing, I don't know if anyone's ever done the full thing yet. Yeah. I can see you sweating right now. Yeah. It's a lot.

Yeah. But I'm up to the challenge, I think. Try it out, dude. Someday. How many chicks have you fucked? Let's see. That's my narrative. George. I'm Brian. How are you, Brian? Hi. I lost a bunch of challenge, I think. Try it out, dude. Someday. How many chicks have you fucked? Let's see. That's my narrative. George.

Hi. I lost a bunch of weight and got hired, so now I'm here. Your journey is going to be a huge example. In a positive way, too. 100%. Because fat people are fucking miserable. I know, but you're important. You know?

You're very important. And I'm glad Brendan found you, and I'm glad this is where Brendan's at his best. Because, you know, I don't think you realize what your ripple effect is going to be. And you're that young. And I think all of this happened for a reason. And George is one of the best people I've ever fucking met. He's one of the most disciplined people I've ever met. And now George, the plan was to be here

for 30 days and you know it's george and now it's june 1st is tomorrow and what i'm gonna do is you've been crushing it so hard kicking ass and we had that talk the first week you were here you wanted to go home and i gave you the al pacino fucking any given sunday speech on oh my god my thing to you i wish i could have been there for that yeah him botching that speech yeah we crawl for that inch those eight inches those eight inches huh on this team but then and the speech in the beginning al pacino he's like shitting he's gadushing himself he's like i pissed away everything i ever had my wife doesn't even want to look at me anymore. She eats hot Cheetos all day. He throws in stuff from his own life.

She's spicy. She keeps selling our stuff online to weirdos. The 10 Minutes of Shops guy see those. You know, she's got this mom. She thinks keto involves taquitos. People on Reddit talk about me all day long,

saying horrible things that hurt my feelings, but I've never seen any of it. I don't understand Reddit. People call me a bully, and I say, Define bully. We crawl for that age. I wish I could get what else he says, but that would be a good...

Chang's idea alert, you know, cut up that, cut up the any given Sunday and that speech and then owner alert. Oh, fuck. I missed it. I missed the wrong button. It'd be cool like if we did like the, what is it? The song for the every man for that? Oh, I don't know.

Oh, what is it? You know, the, the patriotic song where you get like a stump speech? The one you played? Oh, common. Yeah. Yeah. Common from the only man. Fair, fanfare for the stump speech. Hmm. No one you played. Oh, common. Yeah. Yeah. Common, common from the only man fair fee fanfare for the common fanfare for the

camera man. I give a different like, yeah, yeah. Well, maybe next time. Yeah. Dude.

Hell yeah. Chang's fucking look it up, dude. It's a slow week. We need orange chicken still though. Yeah. You as I'm doing without crime. I think to you is I want off your full-time job here.

So you don't go home, brother. You need to stay here because you have work to do. And that's how you represent your family and give back. That's a regular day at Thick Boy. Me teaching George things that he was once confident about. And then I shatter his world and then we build it back. Hey, and that's how you get strong guys there's so many more people like you than there are me you know there's so many these people here

who have that was a humble brag right there dude yeah come on job there's a lot of people like you you know yeah yeah let's see and some with their lives now you have perspective you can call home perspective and then pretty soon you're going to have the money to fly your mom here so she has perspective. So I'm offering you a full-time job at Fixed. He's kind of gadushed.

Yeah, he fixed the mom too. He kind of gadushed the mom at the same time though, dude. Your mom's got no perspective. Before George and his mom met Brennan Schaub, they didn't have anything. You're right.

They had nothing. They were like fat losers. You were fucking fat. They were probably homeless cats on the internet. But, Shab, I worked out a lot. No, you were fucking fat, and I saved you. You were fat. Your mom was stupid.

Don't give him that accent. I don't know why. You fucking, now you're he. All right? You got a great ass. You got a great ass. Buy a pack of gum, straighter to it. You've earned it, brother.

And I love you so much. And I'm so proud of you and you're just getting started you're just getting started you've earned it and I love you so much and I'm so proud of you and you're just getting started you're just getting started you're just getting started I'm firing you

step into my office we should have a segment called Badly Placed Bubbas. Oh, yeah, I am. You're just getting started, Bubba. Maybe call me by my name. Where does he get these weird speech mannerisms from? He talks like he's, at different times, either some dude from the South or an Italian grandpa.

It's a lot. He picks different characters to be. We need to see that birth certificate. We really do. Yeah. I need proof. Yeah, dude. And George, I'll be dead honest with you, brother.

And I love the fuck out of you. I didn't think you were gonna make it i have all the trust in you and i knew like but i thought i thought you'd be fat for the rest of your life because you're gross and your mom's stupid that first selfie you sent me i said there's not a chance i said this guy's gross yeah okay i looked at that and i said good and his mom has no perspective there's no way he's waking up at 434. Family and you know, you want to go back home and do what's easy. I figured he'll make it 30 days and he's on the first fucking plane out of here.

Okay, so this is where the controversy started. Apparently, first of all, let's start from the beginning here, dude. Mark Harley has been kicked off of Reddit. And I don't even know what the story behind that i don't know at all yeah somebody comment below why mark harley got gadooshed in the first place from reddit great guy i've never actually met him but probably only the mods know that right you probably guess yeah yeah they do what they do so uh mark harley posted this to his instagram story if you don't know the story i'll tell you the whole thing fucking i'm so redacted. I'm balls deep in this bullshit, dude.

It's apparently George's mom saying, guess what? Brandon's. I thought this was like a gadoosh way of saying Brandon's name, but I guess she just doesn't know how to type. Yeah. She needs perspective, but it says Brandon's Lar just called George and they let him go.

Said, said they can't afford to pay him. What the fuck now? Wow. Now, George. George has to figure out how to get home. Yo, on what little savings he has. Wow.

Life is really strange. And so are people. And Mark responded with, wait, are you serious? Like the Joker. If this is like a fake text message, tags message, it's so funny that Marg makes the mom sound stupid. Like spelling afford wrong

and all that stuff. And like weird spacing. Brendan's lawyer spelled wrong. Yeah. Like she's from some boonie town or whatever. I do like how moms, that is a very momish thing to do.

The dot, dot, dot, dot question mark thing. You see that? That's a very mom type activity. You know what I mean? Is that what Rosa's mode is? Oh yeah. Rosa does a lot of that. My parents do like full on paragraphs and then it says love mom and dad at the bottom of it.

Like it's a, you know, like. Like they sat together and co-wrote it. Like civil war letters. Yeah. Kind of. Like it's a, you know, like, like they sat together and like civil war letters kind of. So it's a little different. Um, let's see if there's anything more to this. I think this might be the ending of the video. So yeah,

basically just some fucking saw music underneath to be continued. Yeah. I have not asked Mark. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure he would, you he would say that it's for sure real. Right. And I'm sure it is for sure real. It's just like...

I don't know. As I've said many times, I never know what to believe in Chang's. And a lot of times when I think something, as many of you have pointed out, it either goes over my head or I don't fully understand it. Yeah. So, yeah. Let me try to pull up the other email with,

did you see that one where it was Brian Callen? Yeah, I saw the Brian Callen one. Yeah. Let me see if I can pull that up. Yeah. It was like Callen was saying, like, I know the kid.

He did get fired. I'm trying to get him a job. I like him or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. All right here. I got it right here. This one's posted by

SignificantSky7544. Maybe the original source also Something like that. Yeah. Yeah. All right here. I got it right here. This one's posted by significant sky seven, five, four, four, maybe the original source also of the first messages and BGL gets response from Brian. It says, actually,

I didn't hire him, nor did I know he was fired until Lex let him go. Apparently we are still paying him. I am also talking to him, trying to find him some work. I called him the second I heard, remember he's not my employee, but I care about the kid, obviously. So trying to help in any way I can, if you have any ideas given to me, boom. Okay. Well, if that's real, that's nice. I guess. Um, I'm not sure I'd want Callan as my reference for a job.

And the reference, and what do you do? Oh, I'm a comedian. You should check out my YouTube specials. Oh, yeah, maybe I'll check. Me and the wife, sometimes we watch comedy. So we'll check it out later that night. Yeah, Brian's doing that. Well, let me tell you a story about a warrior.

Yeah. No, I was kidding. If you don't know, Callan does a random African man voice in his act. And we're not calling an African man voice. He calls it that. Yeah, he calls it like medicine man or something like that. It's very bad. Which we can get to that later.

Remind me to go to Callan's Instagram. Shout out to, I think, Rich Boy Prado or somebody sent me. Oh, yeah. That was funny. That is wild. He's still doing it. It's wild. But anyways, let's go to this post here.

It's posted by Air Pumper. It's called, So Does This Mean No Surgery? So we're just going deep into George. There's no TFATK episodes, which, by the way. There's a lot of George content this week. We DM'd Brendan Schaub many times saying, where are the episodes at, dude? We are— We depend on you guys.

Yeah, we're Patreon subscribers to Brendan. We, like, you know, send money in periodically in an envelope to TFATK Studios saying, hey, good job. You know, so it's like, we just want more content. Yeah. Let's see here. You're the guy who lost the weight. Yeah. I saw you.

I just didn't put it in mine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You still got thick boy wrists. Yeah. Oh, shit. Are we going to get surgery and get rid of that skin? I'm trying. I'm going to take off.

I'm going to take off. 10 grand. God dang it. He's looking at her. Okay. Are you being serious? Yeah. I'll tell you what.

I definitely got a third of that yeah well name the thoughts dude when he hears i've got a third of that what is brendan thinking um 3k grand or like oh yeah i can say he's probably his mind is doing you know like the zach alfanaka's math yeah yeah his mind is, well, I could say I would pay for some of that and then not do that. That is a quick intelligence test. Be like, what's a third of 10K? Oh, you're saying you won't even know.

Yeah. I went over my head again. He's like, I got a third of that. And then Brendan's like, hey, yeah, yeah, it's only 10 grand. He's like, you don't have to give him a $90,000. Just a random number. Yeah. Okay, let's see.

Let's find somebody else. I'm also in. We got two thirds going on. By the next third you hit me up, I got fucking three grand. 3.3. I'll do three. Dude, I like how he has to wear the rain hat. Who's wearing the rain hat?

Mr. George. Oh, I didn how he has to wear the rain hat. Who's wearing the rain hat? Mr. George. Oh, I didn't even see. Rain Energy Drink has a new era brand hat? Yeah, look at it. Look at it right here. See that? Rain Energy Dude right there. That's wild.

They went all in. Someone's going to wear an Energy Drink hat. Well, you see who, I guess. The Thick Boy employees only. Yeah, let's see. It's a uniform at Thick Boy. Right, right, right. Definitely get you that.

I'll do three. Yeah, so three, three. Yeah. He's getting emotional. Yeah, he's getting emotional. Oh, Georgie. That's so sweet. Oh, really, dude?

That's crazy. We need another three. He hasn't even gotten the money yet. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it.

He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. He doesn't have it. They got to make you a new belly button. Those are going to you on. You got to go high end, okay?

They got to make you a new belly button and everything. Hey, you got a lot of people coming through here. Just know I'm good for three grand. Okay. We got 6,600. I'm good for three. He's good for three. Hello, darkness.

He realizes now he has to pay. He's like, wait a minute. I don't like paying people. This is why George got fired. Yeah. Because Shob's like, wait a minute. I don't like paying people. This is why George got fired. Yeah. Because Shob's like, I had to pay him for his fucking stomach shit.

Can't keep doing this, man. He's like, how much is three grand, dude? Okay, three grand, but how much money is that? Shob probably just forgot. Yeah, how much money is that? Shob probably, he just, he like, he said this

and then he went outside and did the donuts in the truck. You know? You got a fast car. Yeah, shout out to whoever gave us the fast car voicemail. Oh, yeah, that was good. On the Radcon Tweety's thing. They had a better voice than we do.

Yeah, let's see here. If it's three grand to me, why wouldn't I want you to live your best life in your world? Yeah, that's what you want for everyone. Hell yeah. Right? That's like the fucking... Maybe that'll be our charity. Hey!

It's called getting rid of skin. Ditch the skin. You're on the way. Ditch the skin. It changes people's lives. It changes people's lives. Yeah. It really does i don't ever want to be like to that point where i'm so famous or big in a room that

people laugh that hard at something that's not funny yeah like it's not a bad joke or whatever but it's not like oh man the cherry is going to be getting rid of skin dude how do you think of Dude, yeah. Fucking losing it, dude. Genius. Murderers. Let's see. All right, I'm going to celebrate a birthday party. Awesome, thanks, Bert. Let me know when I owe you. He's like, all right, I'm getting the fuck out of here. He's like, all right, I already paid for this guy's skin thing. I got to go.

My wife says I got to stop randomly spending $3,000 in podcast appearances. Let me know when I owe you. Let me know when I owe you. Let me know when you need the surgery okay yes sir love you brother just another day at t-fat k dude one day you're fat as fuck the next day you're skinny as shit the next day that skin is gadooshed you know i mean they fix people there yeah it's a it's a life thing it's like a brotherhood it's you. You go there and you know you're going to be taken care of until they fire you for no reason. And you have to move back home. And your mom doesn't know how to spell lawyer.

I'd be like, are you okay? I'd be very worried. My mom, I'd be very worried if she used yo and didn't know how to spell lawyer or afford. That would be out of character. Like fuck. Allegedly his mom. Let's see here. Does she have CT? Does my mom have CT? Congratulations on the weight loss. Thank you.

What a sweetheart. He's right there. He's like, yeah, I'm not getting that surgery, dude. He just knows. Yeah, not getting that surgery dude he just knows he's like yeah not a chance dude no yeah he's seen other people not get paid yeah Mark doesn't even get paid he's like yeah

Mark's still complaining about those addies and baddies dude not a chance I'm getting this surgery dude let's see I'm in for a thousand that's nice of Jim I'd like to give a special thank you to Brendan Schaub I'm in for a thousand. Oh. Love you guys. That was nice of Jim.

I'd like to give a special thank you to Brendan Schaub. Oh, really? Oh, really, dude? I never nailed the, like, the, we never tried the laugh. You know.

That's good. See, we've done this before. You're a savant, dude. You're a savant when it comes to bad comedians. So you can do the, oh, really, dude, and I can do the laugh. That's good. See, you're- We've done this before. You're a savant, dude. Yeah. You're a savant when it comes to bad comedians. So you can do the oh really, dude, and I can do the laugh. Go for it.

Oh really, dude? Ha ha ha ha ha. That's good. Yeah, dude. I like that. We're fucking amazing at what we do. You know that? I appreciate it.

We don't count or matter. I appreciate you saying it. I have the confidence to say that. All right. Let's go into some more. All the content this week is George related. yeah and you know whatever yeah we like george seems nice but you know we don't we try and keep it only discussed in the podcast but this is what has been discussed this week well he's a heavy part of the podcast yeah true he's a big part you're right it was a

it was a pun oh well not heavy anymore yeah yeah Let's see here. This one's posted by EddiePool8mm. It's called Smoke and Mirrors. Let's see this. On the Alberto Crane Show. And I talked to them and I was like, man, if you guys ever have an opening, I'll come mop the floor. I don't care. I'll grab Diet Colas from the store.

I'll do anything. Hey, we should check if this guy's Latino, dude. That sounds like a Latino right there, dude. You know what I mean? I'll grab Diet Cola. Can you come to our thing Latino dude that sounds like a Latino right there dude you know what I mean I'll grab that cool can you come to our thing and grab rain

out of the corner store over here we need more rain can you come and cool off Cooney you know feed him his Advils and vaccines

yeah keep me healthy let's see and they were like alright like are you game I was game I'm full time

they asked if he was gay but he thought they said game wait say that sorry i talked over that one more time are you game see are you game was that what they said you know eight inches right that's your takeaway dude yeah well i was game i'm full time every day editing reels and clips and okay so it's we're just reheating dishes at this point you know i mean let me uh maybe like so you know they we've talked a lot on about the pod how they don't edit and take stuff out yeah and part that may be, I'm now realizing that they just hire random donks like George and Marg to edit when they- The Hawks.

I don't know. I mean, Mark may know a lot about editing. I don't know. But like, it just seems like it's just random guys and they don't know anything. They don't,

at least George, maybe he knows something, but I doubt he's like editing, has an editing history. Is it that easy to just edit reels? I guess you could teach yourself how to do it. But you also think it's really easy to spell lawyer. You know what I mean?

I guess my point is they hire random people, and that's why they don't ever take out the bad stuff. They have non-professionals, and they hire too many of them. So it's like a lot of cooks in the kitchen but none of them went to court lakeward on blue oh got you oh what happened to you over fucking christmas break dude you came back with these fire references oh thank you wow i don't

know maybe covid helped yeah dude um i don't know i yeah they get them off of a fucking uh what is that one thing called? Craigslist. Okay, Craigslist is like bottom of the barrel, dude. Come on, dude. But maybe out of all those interns, Mark definitely maybe came from Craigslist, right? Were you? Yeah, possibly.

But were you going to say LinkedIn? LinkedIn, ZipRecruiter. Did you have a profile on LinkedIn? LinkedIn is funny. Does he have a profile on LinkedIn? I hope so. That's so funny. I doubt it. LinkedIn seems a bit...

I know you said Craigslist is the bottom of the barrel. LinkedIn seems above. Top of the barrel. Yeah, top of the barrel. I wonder if there's a fucking glass door for Thick Boy Nation. Oh, please. Somebody make that.

Because then they can write reviews and all that stuff. You see reviews from past employees like, never was paid. Saw boss do donuts and truck after telling me he couldn't get me a raise. And I like how at the same time, in between all these gadutionings, you'll see Brendan Chobb on the podcast saying like, I'm always here, dude.

I'm the, yeah, because you fire everyone, dude. Of course you're always there. You have, yeah, you're the one, you have to be there to fire people. But you're also the star of every show. There's 17 shows. Yeah. They can't go on without you. What do you mean?

It's your business. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. Sorry, daddy. But you're going to always have to be there. It's very strange. All right.

Well, let's go further into the redacted zone, dude. This is posted by, what's that name? Cruel Ambition? Cruel Ambitions. It's called Boppa Claims George Still Works For Him. Big Redacted Lion Responds. Fix it with George. That shit wasn't right.

Brendan Shoppers responds the only way he knows how to. Not sure what dumbass you're getting your info from. KG still works for me. What's the K stand for? Killer George? I don't know. That's's like inside i have not as my guess so let's see this uh little back and forth here so he responds not according to his mom clarify the situation are you still paying for his surgery this is so callous and cold man you should be a saint i mean he wasn't even waiting for the response let's be honest dude you know. You know what I mean? Callan said it himself. Which dumbass are you referring to, George's mom or Callan?

Okay. Come on, dude. Are you saying that you didn't have your beast of a lawyer to fire him before Xmas and rehire him remotely to save face? These people are asking a hell of questions, you know? Yeah, dude. And then Mark Harley, he's getting his info from George, his mom, your lawyer, and Brian Callan, you dumbass narcissist pussy.

Now get back to banging your new intern, injecting your Zempik, and getting rubbed in Tug's bitch. Damn. Wow. And then I like how Instagram's trying to be nice about it. Welcome to the conversation. Yeah, they came with the 300 pages there. 300 pages of comments. You had an interesting point about this. What were

you saying before the show about this? Do you remember um like uh fuck what was it uh oh shab always has this opinion about oh right like with theo you're saying yeah he's always like oh what's the narrative dude what's the you know i mean oh no everything you're seeing is incorrect it was like but it keeps happening to you dude right it's like kat williams joke it's like if one person says you're a crackhead, you know, they're probably wrong. If fucking 16 people are saying you're a crackhead,

you're smoking crack, bitch. You know what I mean? But you also said, like, he's always like 100% of it is false. Yes. Whereas, like, is 100% of this not true? Mm-hmm. Just like with Theo, where he's like,

oh, yeah, Theo had to handle some shit or whatever. But then it's like, Theo's just, his career is exploding. Well, see, the cool thing about Shab is that we're learning more about psychology. I'm sure there's going to be a class on him in universities across America. There should be.

We should be guest speakers. He's pushing the envelope on like, what is a big deal and what's not a big deal because everyone just jumps on whatever they can, right? Right. Yeah, and I mean, and also I want to say I have no idea whether this story is true or not

because everything in chains is a could be or could be not true I mean we're just here we're just a couple of beasts with the work ethic and you know we don't got 300 pages

no we're just a beast of followers Paul DeCasters Paul we gotta we may not have a black belt yet

no but we're you know we're getting there deity come on what do you expect from us on a crisp Monday night, dude? You know what I mean? We got our water.

We got our rain. It is a holiday. Yeah. Yeah. And they haven't posted T-Fat K. So when you could douche one of your employees in the midst of a fucking break of episodes, Chang's going to be bopping with that motherfucking employee. Yeah.

Maybe you'd have more episodes if you stopped firing people. Yeah. I mean, if you had a tank in the background, you wouldn't get so much fucking flack for firing George, dude. Yeah. What are you even doing? It's not like you're walking your dog. Yeah.

What are we doing here, dude? What are we doing here? All right. So this one's posted by one usual 4460. It's called hits differently. Now, knowing that Georgie Porgy was good douche,

literally days later, safe to say Reber come a knocking. Okay. Sometimes I wish they would just write in say, reberkama knocking. Okay. Sometimes I wish they would just write in regular English. I never wish that. Okay, you're right. But I mean, for you, I understand why, because you have to read it. Yeah.

Let's see. Look at that face, by the way. No, this one. Oh, yeah. That's weird. That's that face where it's like you're holding the camera. You know what I mean? But like, it's kind of like a person that pulls the smallest straw type thing. Like, let's all take a picture together. And it's like, you're going to hold the camera you know what i mean but like it's kind of like a person that pulls the smallest

straw type thing like let's all take a picture together and it's like you're gonna hold the camera and then next thing you know you're like this this is straight up like small business picture right like two people dressed in christmas spirit the boss and his is like little intern one guy is just like dressed in t-shirt callan is in a sweater he looks like he just got done giving like a speech to climbers and then the random person who's like fully decked out in makeup and earrings and shit it's like it's a small business vibe going on yeah clashing i do like uh shop's look though he's got that mullet look with the fucking mustache. Some say I watch the greats.

I emulate them. Taylor Lewin. Brandon Schaub. Gerard Alicon. Gerard Alicon. Let's see. Happy holidays from everybody here at Fighter and the Kid. 2023 was 2024 is going to be the best year ever. Ever.

2023. We do have the election. So how bad. Until 2023. Well, we do have the election, so. If, uh. So how bad was 2023? Was it bad for you, too? Well, personally, yeah. Oh, yeah. It was kind of rough.

Mold. I got kicked out of my house for a little bit. COVID. You know. You said the same thing twice. Mold. And you got kicked. Yeah, the mold kicked you out of your house.

Right. Well, the house got flooded. Then mold. Oh, okay. Then I got COVID at the end of the year. Yeah. Oh, man, you should work at TFATK, dude. They want my bad juju, they have enough.

23.3 is pretty dope for me, dude. That's good. I'm happy for you. All right, let's see. I mean, I'm happy the show did well. Exactly, dude. Overall, I mean, I fell in love and the show did great. Audio is king. Don't pay attention to our YouTube numbers.

But the show is doing really well. Good. Good. To bring you funny and consistent twice a week. Twice a week, guys. No matter what, huh? Happy holidays, guys. Thanks to all the fans.

Like and subscribe and watch all our stuff. It's very strange. Like and subscribe and watch all our stuff. It's very strange. Like and subscribe. Yeah. Why do this? Can you imagine if we did this? Yeah. We should have like one other person who's not ever been on the show holding the camera like she is.

This is that why are we doing this video face right here. Yeah. This is very strange. And then George is just like, yep, I know what's happening, dude. He's about to get fired chin's the one the only one reading the cue card it's over here nobody else is looking at it let's see here happy holidays guys thanks all the fans like and subscribe and watch all our stuff 2024 is coming hot it's gonna be a much better year we love you guys thank you for everything thanks guys here we go, guys. Here we go. Okay. Hair transplant TRT? Yeah.

Yikes. If it's broken, fix. I mean, what is it called? If it's not broke, don't fix it, dude. Yeah. TRT, Joe Rogan, transplants. Right. Right?

Get all your corners in the basket. Mm-hmm. Dolphins fuck people. And then we got this post from the man himself. I saved it for last. You know what I mean? We don't want any confusion, dude. Right.

The horse's mouth. Yes. The horse's mouth has spoken. Posted by Radja Razulnik. But it's a post from George Harris 48 himself. Okay. Georgia got promoted to an unpaid intern. B-b-b-b-beast.

Okay. First of all, that could be a misleading title. We don't know if that's true or not. Okay. Georgie got promoted to an unpaid intern. Beast. Okay. First of all, that could be a misleading title. We don't know if that's true or not. Right? I don't like saying that kind of stuff on Earwaves. You don't like talking about men on Earwaves. Exactly, dude. Yeah. And he's a man. It says, if you want to read it, go for it. For anyone concerned, I will be working remotely for Brennan Schaub for the

foreseeable future. I appreciate everyone's concern. And while I have a lot of big decisions, I love my Los Angeles family andub for the foreseeable future. I appreciate everyone's concern. And while I have a lot of big decisions, I love my Los Angeles family and I look forward to my future. Yeah, he used the word concern twice. Yeah. So that's not a good sign. Yeah.

But I'm happy that he's employed, I guess. He's working from home for TFAQA, so he's editing videos at home. I wonder if they got him a laptop. They get him an Apple laptop to work on? Great questions, dude So he's editing videos at home. I wonder if they got him a laptop. They get him an Apple laptop to work on? Great questions, dude. He's using Premiere at home, is he? Maybe he's got

the best brains. I don't know. Maybe it's true. They don't want him in studio anymore, though. That's kind of sad. He's not going to be on camera. I mean, he's kind of, like, his laugh is funny. He makes funny faces. I mean, him and, we were his laugh is funny. He makes funny faces. I mean, we were just talking about this last week.

Him and Chin together are electric. Yeah. You know? Right. Isn't it weird how life works out that way? We just talked about this, dude. And they didn't listen to us. Yeah.

Because we don't count on them, even though we're such big fans. Yeah. But that's what happens. I mean, well, just be careful you don't listen we're such big fans. But that's what happens. I mean, well, just be careful you don't listen to your fans. Yeah. You see what happens. Don't meet your heroes, dude. Never meet your heroes.

But anyways, listen. This is the call before the storm. Yeah, dude. Don't put all your crayons on the floor if it's not a smart box. Dude, right. Is there anything you want to say to George? George, we'd love to have you on the show,

but not if that would ruin your relationship with what you got going on now. But you're always welcome. No, no, no. I don't want to have George on the show, dude. Why not? I don't know, because, you know what I mean? We got to pay him. Oh, I mean not be part of the show.

I want to interview him. Oh, okay, yeah. Well, if you want to come and get an interview. I thought you were trying to hire George right now. No, I mean, not be part of the show. I want to interview him. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, if you want to come and get an interview. I thought you were trying to hire George right now. No. I don't have the money to hire George. Okay. Yeah. We already fired Miguel.

He's on the streets. Dude. Oh, man. But George, yeah. If you're listening, dude, don't listen to Reddit, dude. They're a bunch of fucking, dude. They're people with like cats as their profile pictures. Yeah, man. They're meeting up at Starbucks and P.F. Chang's. They don't matter, dude. Don't listen to Reddit, dude. They're a bunch of fucking, dude. They're people with like cats as their profile pictures. Yeah, man. They're meeting up at Starbucks and P.F. Chang's.

They don't matter, dude. Why would I listen to the opinion of like a homeless person? Why would you listen to the opinion of someone that brings you honey chicken? Yeah. Or Mongolian beef. No, sesame seed buns. Or chocolate souffle cake or whatever. Yeah. I don't know how many now because I was

at the hotel next to it. I ran into fucking Nick Diaz and he was like, you're that mexican that does that one show really yeah that doesn't happen if you listen to people like this you know what i mean um but you also don't matter dude and you're finding out the hard way right uh all right well let's get to uh some other clips here it's the light week, like we said. This one made me laugh earlier. It's called, it's posted by Pharrell80s. It's called The Time He Stole McGregor's Laugh. I love it when he takes other people's shit. Like mannerisms.

Lopez. Lopez. It was, you know, obviously well documented that you said on the Joe Rogan podcast that it was not in his best interest to make this move to put it mildly. Right. Can you expand on that? Why do you feel that way? You know,

can you do, can you do a McGregor impersonation, but as shop, is there a way to do that? Even if it's just the McGregor impersonation, I think it'd be funny. You know. You know.

The Muppet thing. Okay. You'll do nothing, you little Muppet. I can't do it as Brendan, though. I know, I know. I'd put you on the spot, but the Muppet thing is usually very good.

Zoom in on him. You'll do nothing with him, you little Muppet. It's more, it's a lot more McGregor than Sean. Yeah, you're right. Is there a way,

maybe say blockbuster at the end or something? Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Blockbuster. That's good. You little Muppet.

Zoom in on the little Muppet. When you do it, it do it it reminds me of like the freaking what's the video game where it's like how you can oh Street Fighter Street Fighter yeah

zoom in on it you little muppet you'll do nothing you little muppet McGregor's kind of like macho man Randy Savage a little bit when he does that

why is the computer... It's too bad that Schaub isn't... He doesn't... As ridiculous as he is, he doesn't really have that WWE thing ever, really. But McGregor has a little bit of that. Yeah. Why is the computer doing this? Zoom

in on the computer, you little Muppet. Wow, the computer's a good douche to himself right now, dude. Alright, let's go to... What was that? I'm just saying, yeah, it doesn't matter. Let's go to the next clip here. It's called Another Joke Flies Over Toe's 5'3 Head.

Good douche. Hey, be cool. Lumumum bow. Posted by Lumumum bow. This made me laugh too. Let's see. Didn't Mark Curry have a Bronco that got, I think Mark Curry had a Bronco that a fucking tree fell on it. Mark Curry's a car guy.

Yeah. Curry Underwood. Show the limit. That was the joke. Curry Underwood. Right. Solid. Speaking of Curry Underwood.

Oh, no. This is Kelly Clarkson. Worst fucking. Speaking of Curry Underwood. Oh, no. This is Kelly Clarkson. Worst fucking Christmas song of all time, dude. Underneath the Tree. Get the fuck out of here with that, dude. I don't think I know that song. You're blessed. It's annoying.

Okay. Anyway, sorry. I just had to say that. Hey, don't talk about the... Females on Earwaves? Females on Earwaves, dude. You're right. Mark Curry's Bronco.

He had this dope resto mod Bronco that he had tricked out. And he got, he sprang to the comedy store. Kerry, what do you do? What happened? He doesn't get it, dude.

Doesn't matter, doesn't count, dude. I'm going to be, admit something. I didn't understand it at first, but now it's Kerry Underwood, the singer. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't understand. So he was like, he crashed and the fucking tree fell on him his name is curry curry underwood underwood the tree oh my god yeah that's you really curry underwood wow that's clever yes is it funny thank him dude all right it's hilarious dude fuck you god damn it you're taking it too literally in your mind. All right. Let's see this one posted by Dicey Redact. It's called Closer to a NFL Field Than Shabba Ever Has Been.

Well, I've seen some cappuccino stores pretty close to the field. So I'm just saying. What was it? Wait, sorry. What was the title? Closer to a Field Than Shabba Ever Been. Oh, okay. Good title.

Never seen it. Ronnie's getting the respect he deserves in this city, yo. Yeah, honestly, I feel like I belong. I don't know if y'all noticed, but I was going to be in the NFL, but I got kicked off my high school football team for having a negative two GPA and threatening an opposing quarterback with a makeshift homemade weapon. The Ravens is going to Super Bowl yet. I can't believe I'm here.

Negative 2GV. Oh, that's funny, dude. That is funny. What about Curry Underwood? Well, did you see me laugh at that? Yeah, you did. No, but I laughed at this. Motherfucker, dude.

God damn it. Listen, hey, I'm blog busting. Don't worry about me. I don't matter. All right, about me. I don't matter. All right, let's get to the next one, dude. This one, it might get gadooshed on YouTube. It's posted by HeyMarkWigsky. It's called Message to the Homeless Cats About Hard Work.

Let's see here. Oh. Well, you're over there watching me and talking about me i'm working i'm working hard i'm taking things to the next level you keep gossiping and i'll keep working you it's jocko willing right oh that's why i think it's funny i was like i mean i'm not gonna talk about no no on your ways but i do the the crossing out of the price and it's way lower that bugs the shit out of me that's kind of funny dude when you see that though as a corporation that does it like oh 70 really is it 70 off or are you just selling it for fucking 50 bucks dude same thing as in

chang's is it real oh damn best brains b i see all the time people will post, I'm starting to talk like the Baltimore accent. People will say that it's not a real sale unless it's like 70% off. And then I'm like, is that true? I don't know. I don't know how this shit works. 50% sounds pretty good to me, but I'm not a numbers guy. MSSRP is a fucking joke, dude. We'll see.

Keep talking smack and i'll keep working you keep focusing on everything and everyone else and i'll keep working and when you finally look around at where you are and where i'm at you'll realize that you have nothing left to talk smack about. I also want to say that I can't move physically. What? All right. No comment. I'm dying. That was a farting preacher moment.

That wasn't real. There's no chance that's real. God. Dude. She's not me, dude. She's not going to post that online. Maybe she's the one that ate the fish dude she's not me dude she's not gonna post that online maybe she's the one that ate the fish you know the fish thing that was hilarious and you know because fish can be bad for your digestion especially when not fucking cooked right

very under fish all right this next one's called bapa starring as Alf, a beast of a stand-up comedian posted by a successful egg8345. I picked this one because I know that fucking Brendan loves anything gringo poppy, dude. The face, dude. And he's drinking a Starbucks and there's a cat and there's like a milkshake or something. I don't know Alf, so that's an Alf joke. I know that the face is Chop and the this Starbucks thing and the lips and all that. But if there are Alf jokes here, that's a bit before my time.

Okay. Alf. You don't know Alf, do you? I used to be terrified of Alf growing up. I remember that it was a show. Yeah. I think it was like, you'd either watch Alf or Married with Children. I pick Married with Children.

Married with Children. Dude, I was rock hard for the mom in that, like all my life, dude. I know that's a crazy thing to say, but also me too. Dude, yeah. 100%. Yeah. Let's see. I'm funny.

I am. I could be a comic. I am funny. Okay, right now, I'd like you to give a very warm giggles welcome to a newcomer. He goes by the name Brandon Alf Shumway. What do you think is going to happen he's going to bomb was ALF like a spin off

of like something I'm pretty sure the show was about ALF was it a spin off of Married With Children I don't even know dude don't worry about it though let's see it really quick you guys. I'm not used to this. That was a little different.

There are some ladies in the crowd tonight. I am not used to that. My demo, 18 to 36 bros. That's what I specialize in. It's a real cock fest usually at these things. I don't mind it though though I'm the bro whisperer That's what they call me Thick with three fucking C's

This is so funny to me dude This is good Dude everything they eat Bean cheese, bean cheese Dude everything they eat Bean cheese, bean cheese, bean cheese, bean cheese. Like, what the hell, man? We're just going to carb load year round? We never tailor off the carbs?

That's the game plan? I ain't got to stop you. I mean, I've been running comedy clubs forever. But you have redefined comedy in America. Yeah, cool. How many chicks you fuck, bros? Zero. Zero. Nice.

Yes. Brandon, Alf Schwab. Schwab. Perfect. Drinking a tiger thick milkshake. Yeah, I should say brand energy on that thing, but what do you think, dude? I mean, that was amazing. Well, compliments to the chef. yeah I should have saved brand energy on that thing but what do you think dude I want to go to

I mean that was amazing well compliments to the chef I want to go to Alamo Draft House and like get one of their milkshake things or whatever and be like

can you put a tiger thing in it I wanted to end the show with a different clip in the bathroom sorry oh so they can see. Yes, this is what we constantly reference. It's one of the funniest things of all time.

Yeah! Yeah, look at this! You'll be the name you do! Let's get low! I don't know why they cut out Muppets on that one. Oh, really, dude? Oh, really, dude? I can't do it.

But yeah, that's all the clips for today, dude. Alright, thanks for tuning in. See you next week. Hope you had a great New Year's. Bye.