10 Minutes of Schaub - Gooood Morning, P.F. CHANGS! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #63

Episode Date: October 1, 2023

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I go both ways. Ooh. One take. It's time for my favorite time of the week. When you get nearby, I try to speak. Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop. As always, join the Patreon. We have reviewed Ari Shaffir, Brian Callen, and Andrew Schultz. And this week, we're going to watch Nick Cannon's special.

I forget what it's named, but it's highly recommended. Is that the name of it? No. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so if you want to put a little something on the end, do you know what that is? What? Drumline.

Drumline the movie. We're going to watch that. Also, everything's on Spotify. Shout out to Brendan Walsh of the World Record drumline the movie. We're going to watch that. Also, everything's on Spotify. Shout out to Brendan Walsh of the World Record Podcast for the merch. I don't know if you're on our Discord. I posted a picture of all the merch that Brendan bought us, shirts, hats, a basketball jersey. Yeah.

If we get up to 3,000 Patreon subscribers, then I will wear the basketball jersey. You're going to wear it eventually. I'm going to wear it anyways, but you got some shows. No, no, no. Okay. I did the show at the ice house. Thank you to everyone.

How did that go? It was awesome. It was amazing. It was the best show of all time. There we go. So, well, that's not why you're here though, right? You know, you're here to watch 10 minutes of shop. So play the chin clip.

Start the timer now. All righty. So this first clip is posted by Jimmy D seven eight seven. It's called dude every knee, and I think we know what that's in reference to. Let's see here. Dude, everything they eat bean cheese. I was sort of dagged.

I didn't even know that's what I thought it was going to be every night. We fuck you. Oh, man. Oh, my God. I didn't even know that's what I thought it was going to be. Every night we fuck each other. Oh, man. Oh, my God. I love the resurgence of bean cheese. I've been saying it way too many times, dude. Yeah, that's like your favorite. Bean cheese, bean cheese, bean cheese, bean cheese.

I mean, look at him, dude. That is now like the more you watch it, the funnier it gets. Dude, everything they eat, bean cheese, bean cheese, bean cheese, bean cheese. Do you think the stepmom does that? Is that how you make beans and cheese? No, but no, it cheese, this the step mom does that. She like is that how you make beans and cheese? No, but now it's a great act out. Yeah, honestly that's you know what I mean. It should just

be like it should it be the meskin cookie bit beans, cheese and the special. What flair did he pick for this? Was it highly? Let me see. Let me see the flair. Oh, yeah, one point seven. Anyways, that was a nice little. We have a couple of gringo poppy clips to start this episode with. I am one point seven. Yeah, anyways, that was a nice little. We have a couple of gringo poppy clips to start this episode with. I

try to like segment the clips again because there's so many this week. This one is this is we already watched this one because I couldn't believe it. It says a hot mike reveals the real reason for Mitch McConnell's episode posted by toto rick kitty, reason for Mitch McConnell's episode posted by Toto Rikitty? Toto Roki. However you say it. Amazing, dude. This is an amazing clip. This is the kind of clip where you want the chef to come to the table and talk.

Kiss him on the cheek or something. After finishing the NDA this week, it's been good bipartisan cooperation. And a string of uh... My favorite chili. Chili. Anything else you want to say?

I'm sure let's go back to you. Do you want to say anything else to the press? Sweaty Hitties. What is it, Ben? Sweaty Hitties. What is that from? I think that's Schultz. Oh, okay.

Yeah, I'm not redacted enough to get that one, but that was amazing. Yes. Compliments to the chef. All right. So this one's called interesting to see a convo about gringo poppy prior to it being recorded, posted by all I do is lie to you. One of the best guests we got in the kitchen, dude. Let's see here.

Hey, you're looking to get up this thursday friday the haha in la run my 30 minute before i shoot my special next or 11th to the 13th in dallas yeah or come down there in dallas so you're shooting it in dallas where uh addison improv wait is that where is that where that was you know is it oh really but the, it won't look good. Oh, gotcha. We're building a whole set. I was fascinated by the entire set. I even know where the construction paper came from. Oh, my God. I even know who cut it out. Are they, okay, so, so are they, because what is it, a half hour special?

Is that what you're doing? And like, I don't know what Comedy Central does now. I haven't worked with them in a long time. They don't even understand what he's doing when they're talking about, what are you doing again? It's simple. It's a special, right? A comedy special, but it's so redacted that his friends are like,

and it's going to, you're going to do another one. It's going to be how long also to I love how the universe just does not understand gringo poppy. He has this moment with Logan Paul and his friend where he's like YouTube what and then right now he's saying like wait, so Comedy Central. I know they do 30 minutes like oh, it's

not going to be central. You're right. Well, everyone is sort of hinting at it being a bad idea before it even comes before it comes out. They're kind of they're not they're too nice yeah to just tell them straight up hey man don't do this but then like he's hinting at it logan paul's like youtube like they just it doesn't make sense to them because it doesn't make sense at all be central you didn't it might be oh god okay. I told you when I literally met with Netflix, and I'm like, yeah, no matter who it is, Chappelle, Rogan, Burr, everybody

stops at 28 minutes. It's so weird. Why would I give you guys an hour? Yeah. If we know, especially my demo, 1836, I'm like, why would we put an hour if people are just going to watch 28 to 30 minutes? Because it's the best special of all time. We need to see an hour. Yeah, we needed an hour, Papa. Can you imagine an hour?

You know, like Jackass, they do Jackass 1, 2, 3, and then they have 1.5, 2.5, stuff like that. We need Gringo Poppy 1.5, dude. You know how people say about Oppenheimer, they're like, you ask him if it's good, and they go, oh, yeah, so good. But it's three hours long. Could you imagine if people said that about Gringo Poppy?

Like, is that long? They're like, yeah, I mean, I really enjoyed it. good, but it's three hours long. Could you imagine if people said that about Gringo Poppy? Yeah, I mean, I really enjoyed it, but dude, it's three hours long. Three hours of shop talking about whatever. Chili-on. Why would I? I'll just save the other 30 and put out the following, right? It's harder to do a half hour in some ways because you have to be more disciplined.

You got to be more, you know what I mean? You got to cut the fat. Yeah, you got to cut the fat. Dude, everything they eat. A half hour in some ways because you have to be more disciplined. You got to be more, you know what I mean? You got to cut the fat. Yeah, you got to cut the fat. Dude, everything they eat. Man, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese. A half hour sometimes is harder. When you're doing a shorter special,

it's harder than a longer special. Oh, really, dude? It makes you more disciplined. More disciplined, you got to cut the fat and then it has to be 30 minutes.

If it's going to be 30, it has to be fucking Fury. Yeah, fucks, it's a cookie. What are you talking about? It's like a chocolate chip fire. Fury. Cookie. What are you talking about? It's like a chocolate chip with salsa all over it. What are you talking about? This motherfucker is trash.

It has to be fire. It has to be fury. And then it's a Mexican cookie joke. Even the crowd's like, Oh, so you got to figure out what to put in, what to take. I got that.

You know how like Theo Vonughn came around cocaine? You know how like he struggles with cocaine? Like if there was cocaine on the table right now, he'd fucking snort it from right field. You feel me? Disgusting. It's like death by a thousand self-inflicted paper cuts. Death by a thousand cuts.

Fuck you. See, he knows. He knows. It's the clip of them talking about it before D'Elia and all that. That's kind of like the, you know, how before 9-11 happened, they were getting reports about Osama bin Laden and movements. Donald Rumsfeld talking about the trillions of dollars lost. That's what that is.

All right. Well, next clip here. That was a great little dish. Thank you. All I do is lie to you. This one's posted by monkey news. Weird name. It's called Sam Alvey names. The waters is it monkey nose or news? I think it's two o's. That's a big. Oh, it's monkey. Yeah, it's no it. It's monkey nose. Be cool, Gerardo. Be cool, Gerardo. All right, let's see what this is all about here. It's difficult to watch. I hear he has a second one.

I don't want to watch that. What is he talking about? I mean, I know he's talking about the Gringo pop. I've seen this clip. And this guy's funny. It's a good clip. I think it's funny that I think he just started his podcast and he already has like way more set up than we just started.

So he's that white boy that works too much for sure. And he's talking about Gringo Poppy. The second one. Gringo Poppy did not do it for me. No, he's talking about Gringo Poppy. He hasn't seen the first one. Oh, okay. I'm not a numbers guy.

He's not talented leading up to this video here i've done some research on what it takes to become a comic yeah and it's apparently five years at a minimum before you're i like how there's roosters in the background almost tolerable to people like you have to get out there and just grind and suck for at least five years before you might not suck this was brian schwab he got high with his friends around a campfire around the living room playing call of duty and just kind of took what he said there and put it on stage oh be cool sam absolutely though that's like a very that's a fury analysis there that's amazing what a murderer this guy is i I'm sorry, Mr. Schwab.

You were an amazing UFC fighter. You were in the UFC. I believe you were in the NFL too. I believe you were in the NFL too. Well, that's nice. That's kind of a compliment there. That's not true. You've got

your talents. Talk show. I've never listened to your talk show show but it's done well i do know that your your podcast the fighter and the kid has done very well so power to me on that you have an ability to speak but to speak cleverly not so much uh or at least you haven't hit that five-year mark let's let's call that attempt one let's call that attempt one they should change the name of the special attempt to do you think when people say schwab it's on purpose or by accident i'll give them the benefit of the doubt it's on accident i think he's saying it yeah on accident because there if you can say schwab as sort of an insult yeah i but yeah i, I don't think because you see how Brennan reacts

in the moment to somebody misspelling saying his name. It's a frequent occurrence. Does he realize I don't remember I guess with Rampage he realized because Rampage Schwab did he ever correct Rampage? I think so. It's funny because he gets names wrong so much. It's

sort of like his punishment. Oh, your name is going to be one of those names that people just mess up. Yeah. All right. So this one's posted by the guy that built the ground. We walk on sword on bird. Nice. I'm redacted. It's called started the CEO chant. Let's see here.

I love you as well. I love you too. Thank you. Much love guys. CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO CEO I love ten seven ten seven ten seven. That's a leader right there, dude. I wish I was there, bro. Yeah, I wish I could go in on that chant for more years be. All right, let's go to the next clip. We had a lot of clips today, guys.

This one's called a very awkward interaction between squab and one of his paid fans posted by max power bike. Let me see how I can get this full screen. All right, so you said that we've seen this before. I don't think we have and I've not laughed. Dude, I couldn't stop laughing. It's a medical condition. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate man. See you guys. Hear that? He couldn't stop laughing. That's BGL, right? Yeah, that's BGL. Yeah.

Vintage BGL. I love the shirt. It has donuts. We now see some of the shirts because we have merch from Walsh, but that one, I got the tiger thick. You got the dicey. That one has donuts all over the thick. Yeah.

Just so stupid. You also forgot to mention, got the oh the thick boy. Yeah, look at that. It's like a NASCAR. I almost started crying. You saw me when I got the hat. I was like, you're very happy fucking way. I got a thick boy hat dude.

Yeah, dude, we're balls deep and thick boy merch now. Thanks to Walsh. Yeah, I wore the gringo poppy shirt on stage at Ice House. That's highly redacted. I wouldn't want to be any of the weight. All right, so this one's posted by a scientist mystical. It's the the flare is called Bapa's baddies and it's a Bapa punching the air right now.

You just got to figure some shit out. I control that data. And I can use it to the point. What is the mission? Shout out to Yvonne here. Thank him. He's out here, dude. Yeah, he's doing very well. Oh, yeah. He's everywhere. Podcast number one, all that. And then Shab is doing Shab.

Shab is doing well, too, though. It's not in our hearts. Yeah, yeah, it's not a sad thing. No, you're right. It's not a sad thing.

All right. So this next one is posted by S. O. Jerzer. Is that I say that right? Yeah, it's called Theo given good Intel early twenty nineteen, but wasn't ready to receive it.

Have you seen this one? I have. Yeah, yeah, this one's good, highly redacted. So you got a new show with with shop, right? Everyone does it. So, so one's good. Highly redacted. We do. So you got a new show with Shao, right? Everyone does it.

So I'm flying solo here. I've listened to two episodes. They're really funny. They're really good. Thanks, man. I'd say 90% of the reason it's really good is you. Right. And I feel like when you're hitting punchlines,

he pops a balloon purposely. Yeah. Oh, you think? I know. I know, because when someone's rolling and... Wow! He right down the punchline. I'm speaking for my own. When someone's rolling, obviously as a listener, you can feel it.

And I know when you're setting up that joke about that boy back home, and then boom, like his word will just cut it off and it'll take away your ability to drop the hammer and boom, you know, and do that gender neutral haircut deal. Oh yeah. You know what I'm saying? So, so that right there. GNC baby, that gender neutral cut.

Yeah. That right there is competition. So you're a smart guy. You're probably aware, but that dude, you guys may be partners because he's got a good following. You got a good following but that dude wants to outshine you every show. Straight talk wireless, brother. Right.

Every show. I don't give a fuck who it makes uncomfortable. Brendan's uncomfortable because you are fucking funnier than him. He may be but he... No, no. I'm not saying that.

I'm saying if he is but what I'm saying is here's a bad look for theo vaughn and all the hard work he's put in so you got a new show if this dude kept keeps stepping on you if he does theoretically when you're dropping those fucking hitters that's gonna make the listener say like man yeah i listen to this show for show because you're i don't know about that dude yeah no that's that's highly redacted for him to say that but i appreciate that he's trying to give theo advice what yeah this is four years ago now when somebody has too much wall art listen

no but i don't know he's giving good advice and i agree with most of what he's saying it is funny that it's advice about brendan shob is being given in the cadence of a grind set person yeah he's like listen 90 of the jokes are because of you yeah 10 or like and then 90 of those jokes shob is trying to get gadooshed 10 of the 90 of that is you with your haircut so what you need to do is leave the podcast. Start your own podcast. Me baddies at UFC. I also like how there's a shop isms and there's theovon isms. The theovon isms are hilarious.

Yeah, he's very good at it. Shops just kind of trying to but shop isms have their fucking cults. There's no like is there a cult of people speaking like theovon? I don't know. That's a good point. You know, at that point, it's straight talk wireless. Your greatness is being kind of pushed on because you're allowing it. You're allowing it.

Sure, he may be doing it, but you could stop it. You're a man. It's not like a fist fight's going to happen, but a serious talk can. And then the show becomes better for the listener because you're fucking funny. But if I can't feel your punchline,

man, I'm going to check out another podcast. Yeah, no, I appreciate you bringing that up. I mean, and I'll keep tabs if I feel like that that occurs. I mean, there's moments where, like the other day I went in there and I was not feeling good and I didn't want to do anything.

And Brendan is like extremely charming. A lot of people tune in, you know, he's like this kind of big, like lovable kind of, you know, character. And people love him, you know? And so I was grateful that day for his energy because I needed it to get through the episode. Yes, and I was just so grateful.

That's a good partnership. Yeah, I don't want to dog him. I was just using that as an example. No, no, and I respect it. It'd be funny if during his rant, somebody comes up, where do you want the five Nelson Mandela pictures? We hang it up over.

We have another Che Guevara thing. Is it okay if I hang it up now? I think you're hating on him, but I think he's got the best brains. I know. I just, you know, he's got the best. I'm just I'm trying to think of a shop as an ago. Does he ever say I'm just messing? It's just not one of our guys.

No, at the end. I think the ending of the clip is right now. It's just that I think, look, I'll say this, man. Like, that's a fucking brave of our guys. No, at the end. I think the ending of the clip is right now. It's just that I think look, I'll say this man like that's a fucking brave example to present. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, but yeah, I mean he dude's right. It's really cool of him to do that. I mean, maybe not on the airwaves.

You know what I mean? Yeah, don't talk about men on airwaves. Yeah, but it's really cool of him to see that. So we're like only two episodes in. Yeah, no, he's right. I'm just I'm being a little blog busser but just having fun b um all right so let's go to the next one it's posted by post modern blues it's called papa tells chapelle he's not good enough to jam with his boy travis barker

2023 update let's see what this is about but i still fucked with him because travis barker's my boy and travis is literally one of the best people on earth and he fucked with him, so I gotta imagine he is a good person. Thanks for that follow, Travis. He's great. Yeah. That's my guy. Let me know if you want to jam. Okay, copy that. With the best drummer alive right now, you want to jam?

Why wouldn't I? That would be awesome. Why not? When was the last time you jammed? Like a full-on band? Yeah. That's been a minute probably uh 2000 remember when i did it on stage um yeah just give me how many years ago i think it was like two years ago yeah so it's a long time he plays every day every day every day in any facet i like shop that has this history of like asking a question, but not looking for the answer,

knowing he's right. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's, it's kind of like, we're all guilty of that too. That's true.

The way he asked questions, I think is sort of, it's like a redacted way of following something in 48 laws of power probably, or how to win friends and influence people. And then he, I like it when he does this like Logan Roy character where he's just sitting there.

He's like, oh, really? You want to do that? Is that what you think, son? You think you can take over for me? You can't. But he's so dumb. Serpell's just like, what? Yeah, why wouldn't I want to do that?

My ass. Doesn't mean I don't know how to jam with a band. You can play music. You play music. You can go you can go go into a gym right now and get some ufc shit going no no that's pretty dope. Yeah.

Thank him, dude. Boobo Beast of an editor. Congrats to Chappelle Lacey. You know, he built the ground. We walk. You know what he did? What? Bet on himself.

Yeah, he bet on himself. Fuck this gringo poppy. Tell me what to do, dude. All right. So this one was just funny. It's supposed to be independent ad 804. It's a what are we doing here? And it's a salmon.

Yeah, I saw that put and people were taking and putting on other stuff. Yeah, pretty good balls deep in fish be already. Well, let's see the next one. This one's called a Bapa inserts a B shop anecdote to prove that he knows Eminem has social media posted by all I do is lie to you. Have you seen this one? No, I've heard about it though on the subreddit. Pretty neck flicks. Crawford didn't

break a sweat, dude. He had a mark on his face. I know he looks so he looked amazing dude. Walked out with Eminem. Do you know the story of Eminem? A little bit, but go ahead. So but I think on social media was like, yeah, I'd love for all he's he said media correctly.

Yeah, that was actually very good. Good job, Sean. A big time musician to walk out with me, but I don't have anyone this week in the fight. Eminem sees it and go, and Eminem's on Instagram. He needs to work on saying Eminem. Yeah, yeah. That's a new one for him. So give him time.

He says Eminem without the and in the middle. He's Eminem. Eminem. Twitter, social media. He's DMV. I had a thing with Eminem without the and in the middle. He says, M-M. M-M. Twitter, social media. He's DMV. I had a thing with Eminem, right? So I know he's on social media because when they were doing that,

like kind of, they're trolling the UFC Dana White to hit me up to blast it out, you know? So I did it. Spoke to Eminem. Insane. Spoke to Eminem. Insane.

That's when the Kratom hit. One of the craziest times in my life because I'm such an Eminem fan. By Kratom coming out, I'd love for a big musician to walk out and not know anybody. He's telling a story about how Eminem walked out for Terrence Crawford

and he has to throw in there that he has gotten DM'd by Eminem. Yeah, well he's got a name drop a little bit you know yeah tell show everybody how big in every facet you know he knows all the celebs and stuff also probably not important but there's no diet coke on the arm there as you can see it's a vintage cola it's he's drinking something else oh he's trying to be healthier something pop i don't know or maybe they paid him to oh you, you're right. Yeah, I don't think about that. Never once have I seen him drink a rain.

Yeah, no one ever drinks rain. He doesn't need it. He's all hopped up. He drinks rain. He's gonna be in trouble. It's be different. I didn't know that. What are the Funko Pops? Oh, yeah. They always had that. Yeah, he's he's got his balls deep. Yeah, he's balls deep in Funko Pops be right. See, he goes I'm down. You're my favorite boxer.

Boom doesn't pay him nothing it was a little you want the 10 yeah just flat cash out yeah all right okay no going back on that nope you got it oh no no he knocked him out hey this is in there all the head kick because he said i mean you knocked him out. A lot of money. Yeah. Oh, no. Anyway,

if I start being disingenuine and unauthentic, that guy. Okay. Yeah. So that's, that's the end of the clip. Yeah. But some big heads in the end.

What kind of telegraph the punch there? We're going to go into some Carl Bassett fight companion later. But let's go to this next one. It's called the poker tell indigestion flares up when Tom about the JRE FC posted by all I do is lie to you. Do you believe him when he says that Eminem DM him? It's possible. Yeah. Yeah.

Highly redacted. Let's see. Fun weekend. Fights, man. What a time to be a fight fan this is why we do it man for weekends like this i had such a good time with the companion i got a little down because cheeto couldn't do it she was my boy and he was moving he thought he was gonna have some help with his mother-in-law cheeto's not here cheeto had an emergency at the crib so we're

going back and forth i was like this just stop dude i can hold this down myself like we'll get you on the next one don't be this should be fun shouldn't be stressful he's like love you man got it i'm like just do your thing take care of your family so i thought about canceling and boy am i glad i did it it was such a fun it's such it's the best show to do now it's the best show that i do here but nothing's better when it's Rogan, Eddie, Brian, and me, which we're doing this Saturday in Austin at JRE Studios

for Corey Sanahegan, Rob Font. Dope. And it's a fight night. Thank him. Just give us an excuse to get together. Yeah.

It's not even a pay break, it's a fight night, baby. You left a gordita. Later, guys. Later, bro gordita. Later, bro. Later. Everyone's just leaving. It'd be funny if Chito Vera, not doing the show, he just became huge. He's like, all of a sudden, he has a really good podcast.

Things are going up. Every time you leave, Shab is like that Dane Cook movie. What is it, Chuck or whatever? Oh, Good Luck Chuck. Good Luck Chuck. He's like basically the that Dane Cook movie. What is it Chuck or whatever when you go good luck Chuck good luck Chuck. He's like basically the good luck Chuck of entertainment. Good luck shop. All right. So this one's hilarious. This one's posted by minimum sky

two three zero five. It's called good start and you got to get ready because this starts off hot ready. Good morning Vietnam name the movie. Good morning. Oh, my God. I have not seen that.

That one is, that's one of the funniest ones I've ever seen. I'm surprised. I'm not laughing out loud, but that's shocking. Name the movie. He says it. He's Michael Scott. Whoever pulled the Michael Scott is nailing it. He's Michael Scott in real life

good morning Vietnam name the movie good morning Vietnam even Chin can't hold in the homelessness he's like uh what you just said dude that would be a great stand up bit for him dude he should do that on his next special dude yeah dude Shab is

if a jock a steroid jock became middle management, but his middle management job was doing podcasts. Robin Williams. There we go. Come on. Ding, ding, ding. We're off to a good start.

Monday morning, July 30, 31st, 30, 30, July 40th, July 41st, thirst, thirst. What's going on? What are we doing here? one's great let's start okay okay let's try to see good morning vietnam name the movie um good morning who's in it robin williams there we go come on ding ding ding we're off to a good start monday morning july 31st. 31st. 31st, baby. Wappenheimer, daddy. What? Dude. I'm going to start watching the shop show, dude.

This is lit. This is a wild. I got a whopper last weekend. I got a whopper last weekend. I thought he was saying he's got a whopper last weekend. Like he's not going to have any whoppers. I think he said last weekend. Let's see.

Wappenheimer, daddy. Iers i think he said last weekend let's see and heimer daddy i got a whopper last weekend whenever jay big jay shot my older brothers in town uh we were born and raised on burger king there's one like a month from our house so that's how we used to eat his burger king so me and him dude he gets it we some whop and heimer brothers man we get one whopper with cheese and ketchup only, each, and a large Diet Coke. We don't fuck with the fries. Don't mess with any other stuff. That's all you get. Best burger in town.

Crushes anything else, dude. Burger King? Yeah. Oh, really, dude? No. What's a better burger than that? I mean, almost any fast food is better than a burger. I'd rather take a quarter pounder than a Whopper. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Definitely. It's just the nostalgic factor.

There's not a ton of Burger Kings out there. They're closing up shop. Yeah, because they sell. It's like the blockbuster of burgers, but it is. He said blockbuster, dude. Fat people are like, fuck that. My favorite burger. You're not into mayo?

What? You're not into mayo? No, I'm American, bro. That's what makes the Whopper for me. No. Oh, like the lettuce and all that? Lettuce and ketchup. Oh, sorry.

The mayo and the ketchup. No, no. I can't vouch for that. Okay? Dude, he's on one today. Dude, he's on fire right now. I want to say this might be like Kratom-less. You know what I mean?

Maybe. If that's the case, you know, do that more. Stop taking Kratom. This is great. This is a solid one minute and 23 seconds. He is firing on all cinders. Yes, I said in the past. It's just ketchup

cheese. That's it means fantastic burger. What's burgers? Have it your way. That's the campaign. You know, my kids sing it all the time that's why not which one is that that was endearing dude i don't know that you rule thing um i know that the whopper song is that uh have it your way. Yeah, that's true. You rule.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So he's not redacted there. And I know that because my girlfriend's kids sing it all the time. Wow. All righty. Yeah. So let's go to the next one, dude.

I might be just as redacted a shop. And you know what? I'm here for Bapa. This one's posted by all I do is lie to you. It's called another L dealt by Papa Toe to Bapa. I haven't seen this one yet let's see what this is about well yeah you know you know what we're doing on fire and kid right what are you doing we're gonna have we're gonna have uh brian and shop get more brain damage

i have to talk him into that there's no you're not talking him into that we're talking what the fuck is wrong with you there might be a check i might be his manager most traumatic moments in the history of us doing podcasts together is convincing him to stop fighting. I know. And I'm pulling him back in. Why? Hey, if there's a number on the check. You're like the fucking Colonel in the Elvis movie.

I am. A piece of shit. But how about this? Mighty Mouse, Bradley Martin. You got a gambling problem or something? Yes. I'm putting all my money on Derek Lewis. And so is Brandon.

Bro, I would too. I can't bet on the UFC, but I'll bet on that. Sorry, Brandon. Wait, so Brandon's going to fight Derek Lewis? No. Is that what they're saying? I don't know. It's almost... I like Rogan, as I've said,

but it's a little offensive almost to talk about your friend like this. Yeah. On a huge podcast, almost like he's some sort of pet or whatever. Well, there's a difference because they're friends. So he's probably like Joe being a silly guy. Yeah. You know? Yeah.

But they're like, they're like, I don't know. Yeah. Who knows? All right. So this one's posted by the homie haphazard. It's called. You're the only person who whose head looks weird with hair. Let's see.

Hey, with Tinder. Hey, shave your head, man. It looks good like that. Now I shave it. You just you just my long hair. No, bro. Just get more long than yours. No, it's not.

First of all, it's no. You're the only person whose head looks weird with hair. What? Yeah, your head looks weird with hair. I? Your head looks weird with hair. I agree with Chris. You look attractive right there. Now you look fucking doggone ugly. That's what I tell, bro.

You're a good looking dude. But what's up with your hair? Even all that stuff. Look, with the little part. Oh, you look handsome. That's what I tell, bro. No, you're a good looking dude. But what's up with your hair? Even all that stuff. Look, with the little part. Oh, you look handsome. Look at the fucking suit. With the part. Check him out with the, you know, the 1984 part. Honestly, you even look good with Joanna's hair like that.

Joanna's hair like that. Joanna's hair like that? What does that mean? I don't know. Who knows, Boppo? But what do you think? He looks handsome shaved or with hair? You know, I'm more paying attention to what he says than how his hair is or what he wears.

You know? Yeah. I think the more colors and baseball jerseys and basketball jerseys and ridiculous shoes, the better. That's the Boppo I want to see. Yeah. More Diet shoes, the better. Yeah, that's right. That's the Bapa. I want to see. Yeah, more Diet Coke, more shoes.

Yeah, more tech. All right. We got another one from haphazard here. It's called nothing. A double leg can't figure out. So now we're getting into the T fat K clips of the week. So let's see what this one's all about. It's with Jorge Masvidal. This is this is.

Oh, yeah, great. Great Papa stuff right here. Colorful shoes. It starts Monday. Be Diet starts Monday, B. Diet starts Monday with the, what is it? They have the square pattern on the pants. Yeah. I don't know what that is called.

I don't know what it's called either. I heard you're making your debut on my promo. Yes. Who you want, man? Who you want, man? Yes. I got my matchmaker right here. Who you want?

I'll go get him, bro. Bareknuckle, who do you want, man? Bro. Come on, if you had to. I don't know if Bareknuckle's for me. It'd be the... You would hate that so much. I can just see you being like, I got to fight Bareknuckle.

But you know what it is for me? Money. It's money. Yeah. I don't know. You know what? Listen to me. This is a real thing.

What's a real thing? I'll be in your corner. I'll be there for you. That's going to help. That's going to help me, man. It'll help. Listen, with my fucking silver tongue in your ear, and you're like, I can't do it.

I'm like, you got this, bro. You got this. No, you need to distract my opponent. The free agents, I'm sure as fuck not fighting Verdum or JDS, bro. No, no, no. You can keep that, dude. I heard Derek Roos is a free agent, too. Oh, that's right.

Let's find somebody. But you allow grappling and everything. It's MMA. Come on, bro. I wouldn't say no to Derrick Lewis if I can grapple. Way. What the fuck? Derrick Lewis debuted in my promotion versus Brandon H. Come on, man.

Do you understand that people's heads are just fucking exploding? Brian can't wait. that people's heads are just fucking exploding. Brian can't wait. He can't like just the chance to do his redacted stupid voice. Me and you, go on it. Can you do it? I still can't do it. I'll be big. I could do it.

I don't know because remember how I told you it's like the monkey dance thing. It's so hard. I just felt it. Job goes a corner. He's been beaten to a pulp by Derek Lewis and Brian's like you got to watch up for the nothing. A double leg can't

stop. Okay, my son never be a hawk, whatever yeah, never be a never be a be a hawk. All right, well check out the patron to see the rest of that special that we reviewed. This one's called a summon

through some more enthralling Jerry FC talk fight companion posted by all I do is lie to you. Let's see this year. Another one from T fat K. We're going to Austin this week. I got cap cities Thursday, Fridayiday saturday yes we are i will see you friday i'll get there to friday beautiful have some fun are you how much i want

we should call rogan after this because you're gonna be how long on the companion we should come on rogan after how long are you gonna be on the companion brian speak shop yeah like real shop not shabonese like we do. Like he literally understands what his monkey is saying. Whoa. Dude, be cool, bro. I understand you, monkey. No one else does.

Shows at what time? I think my shows and cap cities are probably 7, 30, and I don't know. Because I think the main card starts at 8 central time. Yeah, so 8 o'clock. No. Saturday, 7 and 10 so you definitely missed that

yeah I'll be I'll hit the start I hate a 10 o'clock start but yeah I can't see my face so even even if we did

I mean if we start at oh my god dude yeah we'd have to start at 5 I don't think I am no I thought there was

a prelim thing and we're starting at 4 but we're gonna all have dinner I think yeah we're having dinner but 4 I don't wanna be from 4 I'm I thought there was a prelim thing and we're starting at four, but we're going to all have dinner, I think. Yeah, we're having dinner, but four. I don't want to be from four. No, we're going to have dinner at six. Yeah, I know.

So I'll join you guys for dinner. And we'll go from Badoo to a campaign for a four. Yeah, they should just agree with each other on camera and then after be like, listen, let's never do that again, but now we have time to get the times down. You know, when you vacation, I can't remember the name of the app, but there's an app that will plan your entire vacation. If you just put in some information,

it goes day by day and like dinner and times on stuff. Somebody should suggest that to them so they don't have to do this on camera. Yeah, I don't know. That sounds redacted too, but honestly, just don't talk about this on a podcast. Fight night. Do the early prelims from. Why don't you guys, why don't talk about this on a podcast. Fight night.

Do the early prelims from. Why don't you guys get the command and come watch me? I'll get you good seats. Cap cities. I might be able to make you a 10 o'clock show. I'd like it. We'll see how long the campaign goes. We'll see.

The campaign goes from eight to 10 ish. Oh, we'll see what happens. I'll be to ten-ish. Oh, a lot. We'll see what happens. But I'll be there Friday, buddy. Good, buddy. I'm excited. I'm looking forward to it. I'm excited.

Jew, since you're... This is why we don't travel, dude, because we'll do this on podcast. This is all... It was almost like I was angling for a sponsorship where I'm like, I can't remember the name of it. But if you ever...

Yeah, the app, if you know what I'm talking about and you ever see this, I'll say the name of your app and I'll go, ever heard of it. If you need the app to go on vacation, dude, you need to be in prison. I would ever hater haters don't matter be boom.

There's one right there. Comment below who's more redacted me or Brendan both called action. There's a ball. Yeah, there'll be a balls. All right. So this one's again is posted by all I do

is lie to you. It's called must have had to wait in line in 2021 to caduce yourself at the Golden Gate Bridge. I watched this one

before. It didn't really make sense, but let's see what you think, Papa. Okay. Did you know three people a month jump

off going gate bridge? Well, that's why they put those those nets down there back. Crazy. Yeah, that doesn't stop it. No, man's why they put those nets down there. Isn't that crazy? That doesn't stop it.

It does. Nah, man. Still three a month. Still? Yeah. Those nets just hold them under longer. Don't think it caught them in the net. Such a bad rate. Because boats have to go through there now. Where'd you read that? Stat. I read it on Stat. You know that magazine, Stat.

I'm always checking Stat for what's going on. There's an ocean of stat under our feet. I don't want to make fun of him so much for this because I love when he does topics he doesn't have the tack for. Yeah. That's almost my favorite thing. When Shab starts with something like, you know, what happened with the Holocaust? I'm like, oh, yeah. There we go, B.

Talk about it. Couldn't they have security at the bridge? I don't know like going in and out 1800 people think about that dude 1800 only 35 have survived

fatality rate is 98% and that's from hitting the water it's water it's water dude they've tried hold up that says of the recorded 48,000 suicides recorded in 2021 I know. I know. It's water, dude. They've tried. Hold up. That says of the recorded 48,000 suicides recorded in 2021. No, but that's, that's total suicides.

It's not from the golden. Brennan's not listening. He's just, he's in shock. Well, he doesn't understand, like he can't count that high. So those numbers mean nothing to him. Yeah, I mean, you know, don't do that. If you want to that bridge is not meant for that. The bridge is meant to drive across, walk across, you know,

tourist destination. It's not meant to produce yourself. Yeah, don't do that. Be what do you think? Brendan walks away from that conversation thinking that they're like, there's just like a line of people waiting to jump off. Probably he thinks probably that Gavin Newsom needs is not doing enough for away from that conversation thinking that like there's just like a line of people waiting to jump off. Probably he thinks probably that Gavin Newsom

needs is not doing enough for the D. A was recalled or some nonsense. I hope he brings it up with Joe Rogan. Joe, you heard about the Golden Gate Bridge. Forty eight thousand people died last year. It's all people like they couldn't start their businesses because of COVID a bunch of small business

owners do. All right. So this one's called Beast of a Way to End the Episode B posted by Toronto Rapture. This is a dicey clip dude. Ready? How do I do this? I have yeah. Okay. Well

I was going to say you on Epstein Island. No, I've had experience. I had I have I had a person I was with who could have done that to somebody very, very wealthy and very famous and didn't. Not her style, but yeah, you can do that stuff.

You can do that stuff if you want. If you ask Jen, I got to rap here. I saw this in my head. Now I'm in there. And I ain't even paying rent. I grinded for a minute. Used to hate to go to bed. Now I sleep like I'm dead.

Because I make money while I sleep. I don't gamble much. Because that's exactly how I live. I'm just married. And this is exactly what I did. They see where I'm at. But they don't know about where I've been. seven days a week. Wow, do you use a black?

That's where he got his black belt, black belt and singing to dude or a lip syncing rather. Okay, all right. So this okay. Now we're getting into the Carl Bassett fight companion. Yes clips for the week, which we watch live. We watched live. You can see that it's our third ten minutes of shop live. Yeah, but

honestly, dude, did we pay attention? No, not really. We had the fights also. So we were watching the fights trying to comment on that. It was, you know, impromptu stream, but join the discord. We'll post in the discord every time we're about to go live because some people don't get the notifications. Right?

Yeah. Some people don't check stat. Yeah. Yeah. Check stat be. All right. So this one's posted by all I do is lie to you. It's called the hair is the entire 10 great 10 K grand bet scenario.

Here goes. Sorry, guys. I do a little. No, no. It's all good. Here it goes. Sorry, guys. I have to do a little reading. No, no. It's all good. Speaking of money, I thought about it. With main event? Are you talking about main event or co-main event? Main event. Gaethje. Gaethje.

I called it, dude. I had Gaethje. You had Poirier. Yeah. You owe me $10,000. I'm saying Gaethje. Okay. I'll take Poirier. Yeah. You owe me $10,000. I'm saying Geishi. Okay. I'll take Poirier. It's a good diamond. Good call.

It's hot sauce in MMA. Dude, it's hot sauce. I feel like last time we, I don't know. I think we did five. So I think we got to double it. 10 Gs? Yeah. Well, I mean, listen.

What? 10,000? I know you're a car guy. I know you're a car guy. You got some, you have some nice. You jumped in the whip the other day. Yes. You didn't think you'd fit. I know you're a car guy. You got some, you have some nice. You jumped in the whip the other day. Yes. You didn't think you'd fit.

I had no idea. Oh, was that like him doing stuff for us? I don't know. Man. I don't know. Was Shab doing some catnip there? It's the only takeaway, dude. He can't believe it's other people's only takeaway, but it is his only takeaway.

Yeah, dude. Both ways. That's how I did that one. I told you. That's why I bought it. I'm confident about this, though. All his only takeaway. Yeah, dude. Both ways. That's how I do that. I told you. That's why I bought it. I'm confident about this, though. All right. I'm confident about this.

All right. You really believe Poirier? Yes. Why do you believe Gaethje? Tell me how he beats Poirier. You can't because he doesn't. Can I argue for Brad? No, he doesn't.

I could argue for Brad here a little bit. He does. If you look at their last fight. Poirier was killing him, though. Nah, Poirier was losing on the cards a little bit and also with the If you look at their last fight. Poirier was killing him though. No, Poirier was losing on the cards a little bit and

also with the leg kicks. He literally was not. I watched that fight two days ago. I looked at the

scorecards. It was heavily in Poirier's favor. The only thing Gaethje had was the leg kicks. He was getting

countered. He was getting ripped to the head Momentum was on his side going to that fourth. Okay, the fourth round, Gaethje was

kind of taken over into that fourth round and he got clocked immediately. Poirier timed that leg kick in round one. He was launching that left straight from round one. Fuck all that. I saw a clip where Poirier was talking about being bigger, guys, is easy,

and that just kind of pissed me off personally. That's fair. That's a 260 mindset. That's a 260 mindset. I'm 260, brother. Listen, I'm not as bad. Gaethje also changes fighting style according to him and Trevor Whitman since last time he was fighting smarter,

which I think it's his strength of schedule allows him to fight smart and get wins. I don't know. I mean, Gaethje's a murderer, dude. He's just a murderer. Well, yeah. No, that leg kick was crazy. First clip, though, that we watched with Bradley Martin,

what do you think? What are your thoughts? Bradley Martin, I think he's Netflix. He just goes just goes be he just goes just right now. He's just going. I think more than blog buzzer. He's Netflix. I think Bradley Martin's such a good companion to Brennan shop. Yeah, I think they work well together because no part of him is judging Brennan shop. He's just like you're Brennan job, dude, you know? Yeah, he's doing the companion the right way. Yeah, just having fun with it i think and uh like i i think i said on the uh companion we did these three people together are probably the best content i've ever seen brandon shop make yeah because they're actually talking yeah i mean

we've never watched one live besides that one so we're being kind of redacted to compare but all the clips that get pulled are like just them putting away rappers and like picking out ice cubes and things and not really even talking to each other let's see james vick edson barbosa donald serrani were the three fights after he fought all older exactly and he got first round k's and all of them because again it's easier competition so what do you want brad what do you want shoot dog you want the 10 yeah just flat cash out yeah all right cash or whatever. You can cash me. Cash me. I don't have 10 Gs.

Cash is what I look like. Come on. I look like Steve Jobs, dog. Yeah, whatever. No, cash app. A lot of mentions of Steve Jobs in this fight companion, by the way. I feel like he just watched Jobs or something. Maybe.

Blackfish. Okay. No going back on that. Nope. You got it. Okay. Now I'm going to be stressed out the entire night. I'm going to.

I'm going to. It's So intense. What do you think over under on him paying him? That's a good question. I mean, he doesn't pay the people that work for him. Yeah, but this is pretty public. I think it's all depends on the numbers be. That's true.

If he got a lot of viewers with Bradley Martin on, he has to pay him. He's like, you know, dude, it's good good. He wants him to do it again. Yeah. Yeah. And then also, you don't want Bradley Martin out there being like, shop never paid me. That's true. He has a big reach. Yeah. All right. So this one's called Bradley Cheggs the stream chat.

All I do is lie to you is the poster here. Let's see what this is about, dude. I know you hate when I read the chat. I gotta read the chat. They're not nice to me, dude. Please quit. Don't tell me anymore is about, dude. I know you hate when I read the chat. I gotta read the chat. They're not nice to me, dude. Please quit. Don't tell me anymore. No, no.

I just. He's lying. Every comment's like. He's like, no, dude, they like you. They love you, dude. No, he's gotten seven death threats. Why do you think people like to talk shit about you? About me?

Oh. I do. I do a lot of shows. A lot of the audience was introduced For me on the Ultimate Fighter Where I was a cocky fighter Which you gotta be when you fight So they never

For them it's tough If you're put in a box It's tough for them to separate that So they've been following me Since the Ultimate Fighter UFC days When yeah I thought I was gonna win every fight And knock everybody out

That's how you gotta be as a fighter Yeah So oh he's arrogant No I'm not It's a job Nobody says that Maybe that guy everybody out. That's how you got to be as a fighter. So, oh, he's arrogant. No, I'm not. It's a job. Nobody says that. Maybe that guy,

we haven't talked about him in so long. What's the guy that did that big famous video? Which one? I don't know what you're talking about. You know, he did the big thing on Shab. Oh, Baze Frequency. Maybe he's like that. I think most people liked him when he was fighting. No,, dude, he's this gives me some

sort of like. I feel better about this now because I do want to meet shop. I want to be wearing the thick boy merge. Yes, I got the night vision goggles, my ugly boots on big dick right there. So let me sorry about that. Of course I want to meet him, not even. I don't want to take a picture with him right. I just want to be like shop. I love you, dude. You know, I want him to keep going and like build. Yeah, so I agree.

I agree. It's like the same way Shane Gills was able to take a picture with Donald Trump. Maybe Donald Trump had no clue that Shane Gills is doing this impression of him, right? Like on everywhere, even in any facet, you know? Yes, I agree. I agree with you.

But in what I was saying is more of the viewers like the actual opinion, like of course we are huge fans of shop. I mean, we don't even just say that he's so off base on this. Yeah, I'm just reiterating so I like he's very off base, but it gives me hope that

one day when I see him in person, he doesn't furrow his brow and start to throw punches at me. He's like because he thinks he just don't. I'm a fan, dude, because I am a fan. Do yeah, this is the best shit of all time. This is so funny to me. Am I wrong? Did look at his the confidence in his face. He's like listen. I just made a really good I want to walk up to him and go good morning. Viena. I'm in the movie. Who's the actor that was a save for him yeah and then you

transition where most fighters stop you know once they stop fighting they you know they go on to open a gym or do it and there's nothing wrong with that i went to something completely different started doing comedy podcasts yeah now you're gonna stand up it's just it's just not natural so it's it's and i do a lot of content for people to hate on yeah and i give and i have a lot of opinions that's why i have a successful podcast i have a lot of opinions so a lot of people a lot of people fuck with it a lot of people don't but either way you're talking about it yeah well at least he has that yeah we're talking about it yeah we're not wrong we talk about him every week b where's the lie b yeah no this is this is our favorite time of the week as the song says yeah seven times a

week i look forward to meeting him dude i just want to meet him be like yo dude i love you i mean that's maybe weird to say i probably shouldn't say that huh no you should say that and i also i look forward to you meeting him first oh you don't want to meet him no i do want to meet him but you first that way i'm in safe. Like if he's safe with you. Yeah, then maybe I'm also. Oh, I'm going to be wearing the thick boy hat. You're not going to be wearing the dicey shirt.

Oh, you know what I want to get is that fucking jacket. Dude, that golden hour jacket. That's that's the piece de resistance. And then diet starts Monday pants. Yeah, I mean, got my big dick on me still. Sorry about that. All right, let's go to the next one. Then you never fantasize about meeting shop, dude.

Yeah, I think about it. I think it could be funny. I just hope I we haven't hurt his feelings. Really? No, I mean, I don't think we have. He's a big guy, you know, but he gets his feelings get hurt as we know from that clip. Yeah, I just hope there's not a back room where he's like, let's send him

back there and then they fucking chin beats the shit out of me or something, you know, chin beat you out. That'd be funny. Yeah, I just hope there's not a back room where he's like, let's send him back there and then they fucking chin beats the shit out of me or something, you know, chin beat you out. That'd be funny. Yeah, I wouldn't be hurtful. I think you got chin if you needed to, but no, I'm not. I'm a terrible fighter. Okay, so this one's posted by redacted as fug. It's called emergency at the crib. I think

we already seen this, but let's see. I didn't know Cheeto's not here to have an emergency at the crib. He I don't give too much away, but it was an issue. He got here late. I'm like to be with your family. Yes, he is life. They see me rolling redacted strolling

with my baddie on the back of my bike. So stupid. I tried. It was good. Okay, cool. All right, let's just go to the next one. Do you think he was?

What do you think the emergency was? You know, I think I don't buy into conspiracies be. I think he probably did have a family emergency. Yeah, no, he's a good guy. I'm not saying he didn't. I'm asking you what the what it was. Yeah, I don't know. That's his.

That's his business. Don't talk about men on your way. Don't talk about men. I like how all of these flares are stat. Every single we've been watching is stat. It reminds you. It reinforces the new shop as I'm. All right. So this one is again posted by all I do is lie to you.

It's called Bradley is getting pizza and Bapa is Tom about Bud Light as the 10K Grand Bet fight is on. No shock. The Schwab curse continues. Let's see. Yeah, coming in with the Modelo's. You're the fuck. I think Bud Light owns Modelo and their stocks to the roof.

Everyone's like, yeah, take that Bud Light and it's like we own them to dumbass. Another six loaded. There's some Bud, we own them too, dumbass. Another six-pack locked and loaded. You got Bud Lights too if you want one of those. I'll crush any beer. Oh, yeah? You drink Bud Light? I like Bud Light. Here's the thing.

Beer's beer. Beer's beer at the end of the day. I like people. You start sucking cock. What does he mean? Oh, because Bud Lights. Because of the thing. But then people on Twitter were saying that Ben

Evans is actually gay allegedly, so it's even weirder. Yeah. Oh, is there just alleged? I don't just say allegedly dude. That's right. How do you know? Yeah, that's right. They could just be making up. You never know. You never know. I saw online that he's a she allegedly see how that works. Highly redacted. Highly redacted. But yeah, so it's kind of weird for him to keep saying homophobic jokes. Yeah, around him. It's even more ridiculous. People like to attribute political meanings to shit.

Beer is beer at the end of the day. Yeah, I agree. Like, come on. Real, real motherfuckers, they drink. It's not light. I hear you. B-L's. Can we call them B-L's?

A little B-L action? I'll drink you put in a glass can. Put in a little cup before you put in a glass can. We actually saw this live. That's right. I forgot about the glass can. I'll drink you if you put in a glass can. That's just not a thing.

Doesn't make sense. How did it even get there? Isn't it weird how that became a thing? I went to a Padres game, right? And I'm there with my brother. Got saved. Got saved. Got saved by the fight they're supposed to be watching. But I wanted to hear the story, dude.

Me too. He knocked him out. Head kick. Poirier knocked out with a head kick. I mean, Gaethje knocked him out. Yes! Let's go! Run me my fucking money! Oh my god. I missed that shit trying to get pizza. I know, bro. Yes! Let's go! Run me my fucking money!

Oh my god. I missed that shit trying to get pizza. I know, bro. I'm so mad right now. And you don't even like pizza. Bro. I didn't even see it. We were talking about Bud Lights, man. We were talking about BLs.

We were talking about Bud Light not being gay. And Dustin Poirier fucking died. Dustin's gonna sting. I need 10 grand. He's hilarious, dude. Yeah, he's so funny. You should do stand up. All right. So this one's supposed to buy good account.

It's called Bill's narrative brought up again. Pull the hammy. Let's see. Fuck. Okay. I think I've I don't remember exactly, but college football, NFL. Yep. You were on the training team or not training team.

Buffalo Bills. Buffalo Bills. Yeah. Training camp. The fuck happened? Training camp? Yeah. Yeah.

Pulled a hamstring, got cut. Then I could have went, I had offers from like Miami, the Dolphins, the Jets. But I realized, I'm like, I'm just going to be like a guy. Like I'm not going to be the guy. I might be a practice squad guy. I've got to move on with my life. That's fair. I respect that. I feel like a lot of people in that situation would have taken the practice squad. For sure. A lot of guys do, and then some

make it, most don't. You're just like this practice squad guy. People are like, oh, but you're in the NFL. You're making millions. No, those practice squad guys make like 70 Gs. I had a degree, double major, so I was like, was like i gotta move on dog what was he has a double major did he say he has a double major that's what he said oh wait play that one again i guess and play the double major at the end here yeah let's see just like this practice squad guy people like don't put you in that failure making millions like no those practice squad guys make

like 70 g's yeah i had a degree, double major. So I was like, I got to move on. That's an interesting narrative, too. That definitely sounds painted. You want me to look it up? Sure. You got to talk while this is. I mean, what I was thinking about is,

Shaab's got this painted narrative that he's always saying. He was in the NFL, but Sean cleared it up that he wasn't. And a lot of people have pointed out they was never part of any kind of squad practice squad. Yeah. What's our pain? I want to kind of use shop. If the show crashes and burns is the pain in there.

I'm just saying that shop got me shadow band. Like the reason I'm not at clubs is because we're in shops. Reach is just like he's not letting me. Yeah, be successful. You know? Yeah, it doesn't say anything here about his double major.

Whatever. He's a pretty smart guy. I believe him. I'm fine. Okay, no reason not to. You know what I mean? Yeah, don't major in baddies and addies. Oh, there you go. That's what it is. Double major in Japanese whiskey and podcasting be black, black, black belt. He is black belt, double major. He's a pretty successful guy. All right, so this one's posted by a good account. Again, shout out to you, Mr. Chef. It's called quote fucking loser and quote Schwab looking dejected coming to

terms with losing the 10k grand to Bradley. Yeah, let's see here. And that's that fucking you're like I feel so good. You fucking loser. Yeah, it's here. Oh my God. What do you do with Gachina? You fucking loser. Yeah. That's fair, dude. You've heard that. What do you do with Gaethje now? You can't do Mokchev.

That was like Mokchev beat the shit out of him. Dariush maybe? Gaethje Dariush? I feel great. Good stuff. God. Dog. Wow.

Folded him, dude. That is fucking tough. Holy shit. If you would have predicted Gaethje by head kick. Oh, I'd love to hear the commentary. Fuck, man. Wow. Yeah.

Sad day. You got Gaddush to bet there. Shouldn't have bet that money, B. Yeah. I mean, you know, don't count your chickens before they roost hopefully he paid him you know what i mean mr shah but your check but obviously pf changs the talk around the kitchen is that he's not going to pay him for sure right yeah it is what it is be heard of both ways this one's also posted by good

account it's called after previously stating dentist and brushing twice a day was for soy boys. Brandon admits his teeth are all fogged from the nicotine. Okay, I'm just glad I made it through that title. That was so hard. They do right. Their pizza is trash, just warm cookies and ice cream. So yeah, I love that

combo myself. I can't eat anymore because I have bad teeth, but fuck it. You can eat fucking burgers and shit. If the ketchup hits my teeth, but fuck yes. But you can eat fucking burgers and shit? If the ketchup hits my teeth right, it's a nightmare. What happens to your teeth? Anything with sugar in it ruins my teeth. What's from that? What caused that?

Nicotine. That'll do it. It's where my teeth are. I think so. Pause it. So in Shaw's world, you have to pick between your brain and your teeth. Yeah. Because rogue nicotine deals with CT, but it also

hurts your teeth. That's a tough thing to have to choose from. Yeah, it's like that meme of the button, you know, he has to push one of them every day. That's a good meme, dude. But if you choose your teeth, then you're going to be like kind of upset, right? Because nicotine is like a

addictive, right? Well, you'd have to get over it. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Do you think he's going to stop? Probably not, right? At the beginning of like a addictive, right? Well, you'd have to get over it. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Do you think he's going to stop? Probably not. Right. At the beginning of this fight campaign, he drops a fucking like six of them in his mouth.

You know what I mean? He's going to have to get veneers be. Yeah. I think that's what this clips is about. Okay. Clips. You know, we watched this on the pod too.

Yeah. And the live too, because I remember I was like, dude, they're talking about BJ's. There's nothing to do with the fight. Pazooki. I have to use like a super sensitive toothpaste and shit.

Sensodyne? Yeah. You are that guy. No, but I have the medical grade, though. Damn, that's sensitive? It's so insane. Wow. It's hard because I started using that charcoal toothpaste because someone told me it's better

for me. Charcoal's all right. It's not, though. It doesn't have fluoride in it, so the enamel on your teeth wear out. Damn. I got problems, bro. Yeah, you do have problems. I'm actually surprised at how many stimulants and shit you've talked about.

Bradley Martin, dude. Four out of five dentists say this clip is redacted. Nine out of ten dentists say you're homeless, B. You're a black boss. You're a black boss. Oh, yeah. It's actually impressive. How about veneers, man?

Thanks, dude. There we go, Ben. He said it's impressive how many stimulants you can take. He's like, oh, yeah, it's impressive. I miss that. That's funny. It's like replace them all. You know what I'm saying?

I thought about it. You ever look at how much the veneers are, Ben? Oh, well, it depends on where you are, man. You can go somewhere and get it. That's what I'm saying. You can get some cheap ass veneers. I'm not trying to go to Tijuana and get veneers, though. But you can get them.

Because they shave down your teeth and shit. You can get them. I'll hook you up. I don't have them, but I know places to do them. Because I have to thank them. You either got to go to a Taco Bell dentist or a Guadalajara dentist. You're going to a Taco Bell dentist I guess. Cheetos. I looked into doing it and then I was like,

I feel like I get roasted though. I show up nice. You are 100% getting roasted for that, but who cares? and looked into doing it and then I was like, I feel like I get roasted though. I show up and I show up and I'm fucking green. You're 100. You are 100% getting roasted for that, but like who cares? But also, see Bradley Martin's got it.

Yeah. Yeah. He's cool. He's a cool guy. Might do steroids looking at his Instagram, you know, but he's a cool guy, dude.

Right. You get roasted for everything. But also your boy's fine. He's trying to get friends. Your boy's fine. Who cares, man? You should totally do it. I just show up and don't say anything.

I just got a set of fucking shoppers on me. Everyone's talking shit. Yeah, like Matt Dillon from fucking something about Mary. What do you think? He should get the veneers or no, B? If he has the money to sure. Yeah teeth are the one thing where you can fix them and it's like it can make sense.

Yeah. Yeah. Everything else is a little dicey dice. Yeah. Everything else to keep you busy for sure. Yeah. All right. So this one again good account.

He was he was working late that night at the kitchen. He have Chang's. Nobody knows he are. All right. Just try to use shop isms. This is the last clip for the day. It's called when even guests like Bradley are dumbfounded by Brandon's stupidity.

What do you think he's going to say? That's stupid here, dude, man. I feel like I've seen this before. I can't remember. Do you even have a guess? All right,

let's my standard guess is always he's going to call someone gay, but I don't think that's what happens. My guest is the country or the state type thing. Right. Let's see. Yuri, Alex Piero, think about that fight poster. Beautiful. You have Alex Piero and that fucking Brazilian Native American thing

which confuses me. Yuri's got the samurai. What? That doesn't sound right. Let's see. It's so dumb. Brazilian Native American thing. Yeah, he does like this. Bradley.

Bradley's listening. It's like feathers. But it's like. I don't know about that one. I don't know about that one. When I saw him, I'm like, oh, man, he's going all in on this Native American thing. And so I was like, no, this is Brazilian, you fucking idiot. I'm like, did they wear feathers shout out to my brazilian native americans funny god alex is up yo all righty well yeah what'd you think about that do you think there's

native americans in brazil b no. Not unless he's talking about the state. The state of America. All right. Well, we're going to be reviewing Nick Cannon's stand-up Don't Shoot special this week. Yeah. So check us out on Patreon. See us on Patreon if you want to see that. And have a good week.

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