10 Minutes of Schaub - Howie Mandel LOVES ROASTING Brendan Schaub! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #36

Episode Date: February 8, 2023

Thirty-Sixth episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub

My roommate was a jerk Cause he told me not to eat his food Saying my roommate was a jerk Cause he used our shared parking spot Woke up this morning Found out my car was robbed All my stuff Nowhere to be seen

So I found him And I spit in his face And then I I threw him through our front glass door. One take, man. It's time for my favorite time of the week.

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Join the Discord. That's not why you're here. You're here for 10 Minutes of Shob. So start the timer now. Welcome back. We got a couple of, we got a lot of clips this week, dude. Not going to lie to you. Nice.

Nice. Very nice. Roughly 300 pages of clips today. But I kind of like, what is it called? um and but i kind of like what is it called diversified them or whatever what is it called diversified is probably the right word uh categorize them t-fat k food truck diaries nice uh what is it called shop show shop show golden hour and then some throwbacks that were posted this last week yeah i saw that when you're pulling up, there's maybe a little bit of Fat Patrick in there. I don't know what that means.

I think that's what Theo called Brandon, but I'm not sure. You call him Fat Patrick? I don't remember for sure. Does it have anything to do with Spongebob? We'll find out later. This first one posted by Shitter Throat Slitter.

I don't know what that means. It's called Music to My Heirs. It looks like Chin is just this first one posted by shitter throat slitter. I don't know what that means. Uh, it's called music to my heirs. It looks like chin is just alone in the studio right now. Oh, there's another track that chin is dropping. I don't know. Let's see. Damn.

He's good, man. Pause it. I wish we could get him on one of our songs. I know. He's really good at singing. Dude. It's the pain in his voice. What else you got, Chin?

Remember when we were doing that at the beginning? Before we were trying to do Let's Stay Together by Al Green, but about Chin. Yeah. Chin. What else you got, Chin? That's all we have right now. All right, let's watch more of Chin. Pulling up them clips, Chin.

Clips, Chin. How am I supposed to live without you? How am I supposed to carry on? Damn, we don't know Chin. Yeah, we don't know Chin. Now we know Chin. Act out't know Chin. Yeah. We don't know Chin. Now we know Chin. Uh. Act out. Act out.

Chin tried to be funny. Yeah. Just be real. I don't know. It's like, you know, he obviously put this out there, right? Is Chin a good producer of the show? Because I know you criticized the production of the show. Is it Chin's fault? Well, I don't watch enough of the show to know.

Okay. Well, you said that there's like errors and stuff. Why does he keep in all that stuff? He should cut some parts out. Right. And then the camera you said is not that great, right? I never said that. I thought you said that they needed like a better camera.

That's just a bit you're doing. Yeah. Because like it seems to me that Chin. I was saying that I want Papa to make more camera. That's just a bit you're doing. Yeah. Cause like, it seems to me that I was saying that I want to have, I want Papa to make more stuff. I want to see him in AK. I want to see. Yeah. Right.

Right. Chin seems to be pretty talented for this show. Like he's, he's producing, is he producing all the shows or just T-Fat K? I have no clue. And he sings really good. You know,

he's also like on the clips, he's the least annoying from what I've seen. He kind of is funny. He's a really good. You know, he's also like, on the clips, he's the least annoying from what I've seen. He kind of is funny. He's a really good singer. I think he's being held back by this show. Honestly, too. It is a bit that he's crying, all this stuff, whatever. Yeah, it's a bit cringe, yeah.

No, it could be subliminal. Oh, he's asking for help. Yeah. He's on his way out. You know what I mean? He's like, this place is blog bus. I need some God dog get me out of here kind of stuff. Yeah. Alright.

What else happens here? I do not need to know. Yeah, this isn't funny. Yeah. I don't know. He could be commenting on a relationship in his personal life or his relationship with Mr. Brendan. Yeah, it could be so many things.

It'd be funny. You have this platform and you just do something like this when you go on a bad date or a woman breaks up with you or Brendan Schaub asks you to get him some sort of taco from Encinita or something. All right, now we go into actual clips of T-Fat K. This one's called how he gets the full mush mouth brain experience post by rogan and shorty pie of course let's see

what goes on in here but the new state himself it's ridiculous so it's them and the the raiders have no the charge uh the chargers right yeah well yeah but you know really the rams team because they want a super bowl right okay you know i don't understand what you're saying, but go ahead. You're from L.A. You got it. But the thing about SoFi is nice. He doesn't even know what SoFi is, and you're using the wrong team name. Yeah.

I don't think the Raiders play there, Bubba. No, no, no, no. I said the two newest stadiums are the Rams and the Raiders. Oh, I got you. Oh, they're building another stadium. No, the Raiders is done. The Chargers are building another stadium. They're supposed to, yeah.

No, it's there. It's framed. Oh, is it really? Yeah, it was there. By SoFi? Right next to SoFi. Do you not see that? Go right next to SoFi and look at the Chargers' new stadium.

Damn. What are they calling it? Completely expected by July 2024. Yeah. So that's already just a year and a half. Jeez. It are they calling it? Completely expected by July 2024. Yeah. So that's already just a year and a half. Jeez. It's already, I could see the structure. I was there.

I was standing in line for a drink. See, this is gold content because this is the kind of stuff you like. Because it's somebody who is just frustrated with Bapa not knowing anything. No, no, no, you're wrong. No, I don't even understand. And then he looks around like, does anybody else see this? What is moron?

He's completely wrong. What were you saying? I think being with Vapa is akin to like some sort of acid trip. You know what I mean? Next thing you know, you're drinking Diet Coke. Look at him. He's got a Diet Coke in his hand right there, dude. Yeah.

He's like, he's sober. Howie Mendel. I don't know if he is, but let's say he's sober and he's having like flashbacks to when he used to do stuff. He's like, am I?el. I don't know if he is, but let's say he's sober and he's having flashbacks to when he used to do stuff. He's like, am I? Oh, no, I just did. There's something in this? Bob was like, yeah, it's where the Raiders play.

They have three stadiums and down the street next to that. No, it's Chargers and Rams because they won the Super Bowl. It's like, what are you talking about? But then again, to be fair, I don't know. I thought that the Rams and the Chargers played at SoFi too. But you're giving in to Bapa talking, dude. Yeah. I wouldn't have, the difference is since I don't know,

I wouldn't have said the Raiders play there. The biggest issue with this is that Bapa thinks that he's making complete sense when what he said was so confusing to begin with. Right, right, right, right. You know what I mean? It's the's the ct yes what else we got okay so this next one's called the bopper reveals his favorite fashion brand his diet starts monday while catching flack for shitty pants first taking it to heart bop boppy gets fed up and about to launch a gadouche strike only for to get interrupted by an intruder posted it by mitchie

slick lbc great title yes great long title we missed the great title never read it ability comes but why can i ask i mean i don't mean it in a negative way but why like did somebody make those for you is that a fan makes pants do your your fans make pants? He's lying to you. Mr. Pants. He's lying to you. No, did a fan make pants? No, these are from my favorite company, Diet Starts Monday. I have a matching top, too. Wait, Diet Starts Monday? Yeah, I was going to wear the matching top.

Oh, what a great concept. So they give you clothes that look shitty, so you go, oh, I better lose weight. That's how I'm going to look good in these pants. Correct. Correct. Is that really the company's name? Is it made for larger people? No, no.

No. Okay, so this is like a hip hop. They look good. Everybody in the picture looks good. Show me the knit pants. Yeah. Show me the ad for the knit pants. Nobody would buy them.

Well, those are... No, fuzzy are okay. That's kind of wintery. Like fuzzy? Well, it's kind of a... They just dropped. I'm Canadian. They might not be on there yet.

I'm Canadian. No. If you on there yet. I'm Canadian. No. If you're a skater... There we are. Boom. Wow. $172. Oh, boy.

$172 tweed. 50% acrylic. 50% polyester. And you know what? I'm not going to lie to you guys. I am hot. Embroidered safety pin logo. I'm hot.

Diet branded snap buttons. Oh, satin lining. You just answered the question. It oh satin lining you just answered the question it's satin lining yep so you're like you're like uh are you at 38 what are you um yeah 38 i'm no but i mean you're not sweating the satin lights like being on satin sheets naked you're just fucking giving yourself a little handy with your own pants it's a happy ending every day when i put them in the arctic that's what you would wear in the Arctic. You would be warm. This is, yeah, this is a roast fest. Howie came in swinging.

He was like, did Boppa do something that made Howie mad before this started? I don't know. He's going after his pants. And on the last show, I said I liked his pants. And they kind of look similar, but I hope they're different. I think they're the same pants. Now that I see the full view, I'm agreeing. i'm not just uh i know i sound like john carrey

or something but uh those don't look good to me now i wouldn't can't see myself rocking these pants oh i mean you both things could be true the pants look nice but also how he's roasting the shit of him and i'm all here for it dude i know yeah yeah i guess i'm i'm on team howie now with the pants and also the the uh you can see the tiger thick there in the middle hasn't been cracked open looks like it still has the thing on it maybe he cracks it open after this roasting you can't pour a little bit in the diet coke also too you know it's really you're really safe if you're dressed in all black with the contrasting color of white and red as a shirt yeah dude that's basically like the the outfit of a roaster dude you can just roast the shit dressed in all black with the contrasting color of white and red as a shirt. Yeah.

Dude, that's basically like the outfit of a roaster, dude. You could just roast the shit out of somebody else because you look like super fresh. Everything about Howie looks fresh, the white and black together. Yeah, it's pretty. But that shirt, the Supreme type shirt, I don't know if I like that. No. It's like a fake Supreme thing. It's a little bit.

I mean, but I love everything Howie's got going on right now. Yeah, he's a good old man style, I think. I think you'll find out in another clip that that's actually Howie's merch. Yeah, yeah, I saw that clip. It is his company. So that's probably why he's wearing it. Let's finish this off here. Keep your lower body.

I think so. I think those keep your body. The fuzzy pants. They always get it. Those things. That's a warm. The satin. But the satin freezes.

I know. I looked at him. I went, what is he doing? Can't wear these on stage. Why would you wear them on a podcast? I made a mistake. You made a mistake. What are we doing here, man?

That's a good question, Aoi. If you can't wear them on stage, why would you wear them anywhere else? What would be a good place? Look how happy Aoi is, dude. He just fucking got them, bro. Yeah, he got them and he is pretty happy about it. We should have like a counter for how many times he destroys Shab on this.

He did. When they have a fire curtain... Oh, but it's half fuzzy, half... Those are pretty You like those? I like those. Can I just say that probably I would wear that. wear fleece cargo pants. You could wear those in Canada. You're 40 now, Bob.

I could wear them all. Are you 40? That's what we wear. I don't think 40-year-olds do, Bob. Oh, yeah. We? That's what we grew up with. I don't know, Bob.

It's our stuff. You guys grew up with Charlie Chaplin, black and white. Are they a sponsor of the podcast? No. You're doing them right right now. Can I say something about this company? I feel like that these clothes are good if you're built

thinner. You're kind of giant. Oh, interesting. I mean, isn't that fair? It's just coats and hoodies, though. I know, Bubba, but you can't wear that much. You have a mock turtleneck on and it's a hoodie. You don't like the way he looks in those pants? You think if he had lost,

say the diet does start Monday and he loses 30 pounds you think those pants are going to look better not on his frame his frame is very big he tried to get down to 205 when he was fighting which was adorable you're down to 220 you're down to 220 you know what I love about this podcast

it should be brought to him because both of you guys hair sucks right but what we could do what we could do is talk about my body next to you guys. What do you mean? We're just saying that you're too big for those. Somebody just walks into their podcast. Hey, you guys are, you got to get out. You didn't pay rent this month and it's just not working out.

You saw that a shop went after them for not being bald. Oh, yeah. He said for hymns or whatever. I think that's what he's referring to, about to launch a gadouche strike, only to be interrupted by an intruder. I like that Shab is into a clothing line called Diet Starts Monday,

because like him, that's really tone deaf, you know? Like, I don't have a problem with it, but society is always talking about fat phobic stuff now and all this. So diet starts Monday is like the dumbest name to come out with if you're trying to sell your clothes and Papa's all into it, of course. All right, so this next clip is posted by LCHDZ. It's called Chin Getting Called Out. And it's again from T-F fat K with Howie Mandel.

Let's see what happens. You poke your head out. Look at this treasure. That's a, that's a, how much adjusting are you doing? We've started that. We've been on the podcast for,

this has been going on for 11 years or how long is this podcast? It's like 11 years. This guy is like, there's so much adjusting and stuff. Like it's never been set up before. Yeah. I just, little movements. Got to change stuff.

He can't breathe. Little movements. He's lightheaded. If you go like this. If you go like this or like this. You want me to move? No, no. I'm saying when you do that and you stay here, then I got to change it.

How are you? You stay in shape. Were you an athlete? Any sports? Yeah. Yes. I was a... No.

So that was just about Chin being bad at being producer? Yeah. No, maybe what I was talking about earlier is right. Maybe he's not too good. No, I got respect for Chin. Honestly, Chin, golden heart, dude, in my opinion. Yeah. It may be just that Howie's just doing his bits.

Like, hey, you're doing too much that's like a bit he does everywhere there's other clips of him like hey you're adjusting stuff and then it's supposed to be funny yeah i hate when uh you know superstar celebrities or people that with big names like howie mendel uh just like shit on people that work for them around them yeah yeah it is very safe for him to do that because he's never coming back to the studio again no no no this seems like he doesn't really care. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I barely know who, how I still don't really know why Howie Mandel is famous other than he's on these, he's a judge on these shows. Yeah. Like I guess in the eighties he was a big comedian. Yeah. He was,

he started as a standup comic and then he went to dealer. No deal. Did that for a little while in the two thousands. He's funny on this right now. Yeah. Except for that clip. But, and like from all the stuff I've seen from him, it's usually not for me. All right.

So this next one's called the rinks white knighting for Bapa. How did bike riding go? Be posted by highlight. Numerous, a fellow cat that's in our discord. Oh, shout out to him. How the anon.

It's the day today. Yeah. This is not a full day thing? Is this over? You're going to hang out with us. I didn't make another plan. No, you're going to race Brendan. You're going to have a race with Brendan.

Oh, yeah. And if he catches you, though. Do you still run fast, do you think? That's how I tried doing a 40. I blew out both my hamstrings. I'll beat you. I'll beat you. Although, he did

pull a truck three seconds slower than the strongest man in the world. And he also... Do you still work out? Yeah, not like I used to. I ride bikes now. What is that? Just ride bikes. That's a workout?

Yeah. Like, I'll ride for 30 miles, 40 miles. Oh. Yeah. Up a hill? Yeah, hills, everything. Wow. Yeah.

I ride bikes sometimes. Do you? Road bike? I do, but it hurts my neck. Me too. Oh, I'm sore right now. My cheeks. Well, that's from wool pants.

No, I'm hot. These are hot. Hot and sore. Yeah. Wow. Thank God you're married. But my hamstrings are... I have sore right now. My cheeks. Well, that's from wool pants. No, I'm hot. These are hot. Hot and sore. Yeah. Wow. Thank God you're married. But my hamstrings are... I have a salve.

Oh, your hamstrings are all warm. You bring salve with you? I have a salve for his lower body. I'm a real friend. And I apply it on days like this. Yeah. Then maybe I should leave. No, no, no.

You should secure his hips. Why would you secure his hips? They've been doing this for so long and they never know what to say to each other. Yeah, no, no. You should secure his hips. Why would you secure his hips? They've been doing this for so long and they never know what to say to each other. It's incredible. It doesn't make any sense. Earlier they said it's been 11 years and then they just say something and then

Callan's like, yeah, yeah, I bring a, what is it? A salve? What is that? I don't know what you're, yeah. I don't know what he's talking about, but it sounds like it's kind of like the joke is that they're kind of gay or something like that like he's like you know because it's weird that men are helping each other or something

yeah he's saying that he has like a lower body remedy for Brenda yeah you don't want you really don't want Callan to have a lower body remedy for anybody you know because it may go south yeah but yeah I just it's crazy that they don't ever know what to say to each other. And then Mandel

is just playing this kind of character. He's like, you're kind of stupid, right? And then once he realizes that he's stupid, he's like, do you still work out? And the bit's going to be that he doesn't work out. And then Bapa's like, well, I ride a bike. And then what does that even mean? And then it's just going to be him making fun of Bapa for being stupid. So let's enjoy.

His hips get wiggly when I'm up there. Anyway, come see me this weekend. Listen to how Mandel does stuff. Subscribe. How many? I'm on your podcast. When am I coming out on your podcast? Then we'll do that Tuesday. Tuesday. This Tuesday? Yeah, because I didn't know. No, it will be Tuesday.

Tuesday. There you go. So Tuesday, listen to Brian on mine. When are you going to come on mine? Let me know when. Come this week. You tell me. I leave town Friday.

When are you back? Friday's tomorrow, right? No. It's just too unprofessional for how big it is. Yeah. You know? That's why Howie's like, what's up? When am I on?

How am I on next week? And then there are people walking in and out of the podcast somehow. Like they get interrupted by a guy. Yeah. We don't even get interrupted by a guy. Yeah. There's somebody else who lives here. You don't see us going, hey, what's up? And this huge podcast,

they can't, Howie's bored. He's like, what do you guys talk about? You're stupid stupid what's that all right is this over with he's talking about his wife and dinner plans yeah um so this one is posted by el pochi one it's called this how we guys management material not giving a thug and just bulldozing through two of the 1 000 murders currently roaming the earth like a hot knife through butter should have put a b at the end there, but let's see what happens. That's for Brendan's pants, and I think that's appropriate.

You know what? I love the... A lot of people wear sweatpants. You wear sweater pants. Yes. These are knit pants. You keep talking about pants? It's making me a little angry since I said the pants were good.

Why do you want knitted wool around your nuts? Why not? What should I be in? Black? I don't know, dude. Like, what's not the color? You guys just wake up today and went, you know what? Fuck it.

But wait, no, but why? Where did you see? He's wearing a jumpsuit, which is very Dave Chappelle. I'm wearing a jumpsuit. What is that? No, I'm wearing my own merch. Look at me trying to sell shit. His outfit's actually pretty lit.

I was checking out the pants. No, he looks cool. It's a jacket. Dolce dolce you can't tell these aren't attached i thought they were i'm sorry we were in the other room it's a little dark my my bad i didn't know you were giving me the once over this is not i took you not attached though my undershirt and my underpants are attached and you dress yourself or something like that so you're wearing a leotard do the styles put that together? You do that. It's like a dance show. What, a stylist did this? No.

You think I hired a stylist to be on your fucking podcast? Yeah, dude. Welcome to Big League. I'm going on the fighter and the kid. Get me something to wear. I mean, you look pretty good, man. And I usually don't, wherever you've seen me. I'm saying you look very good. I know.

Do you think Shop knows who Howie Mandel is? I don't know. It's hard to tell. I mean, he's like, you're Joe Rogan's father. Yeah. He's like, Miley Cyrus is bad. He has no idea. He has no idea who Mandel is.

And then this is like the clip of like them talking. It reminds me of movies when the son meets the father-in-law and the father-in-law just, I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me? That's the vibe. De Niro and Ben Stiller. Yeah. Just getting shit on constantly because Bapa's small brain.

But there's no daughter in this scenario. Just Howie Mandel doesn't like Bapa, even though he came to do the show. Why would I get an outfit for this shit? Next to this clown carnival T-Fat K shit in the back, you get this stupid tiger thick. He's just going off him. Oh, man.

We got one more, I believe, from the Howie Mandel episode. It's called Bapa Doing So Well, all caps, posted by Thick Hedgehog 4136. Let's see what happens here. Oh, wrong. There we go. here oh wrong there we go if you're hating on them you're actually hating on yourself of course it doesn't get you out of it it's no no so that's a you know if they're hating on me and they're knocking me even though this is easy for me to say then i'm doing something right because i realize that through social media doing really well you are they're engaging you know you're doing well you know you're doing do you not think

you're doing well uh i don't know howie you really don't know i don't know i. You know you're doing well. You know you're doing. Do you not think you're doing well? I don't know, Howie. You really don't know? I don't know. I know I'm doing well. Where do you come from? Where are you from? Denver, Colorado.

And did you grow up with money? No, not at all. Not at all. I'm Netflix, Greg. Can you watch me? Just kidding. He's like, you're doing well. You're doing well.

Do you not think you're doing well? Shab's like, I don i don't know it's all relative no i am i am that doesn't sound good that sounds like you know someone who bet on themselves put it all on themselves and named the waters and then got drowned in them there's like uh this is a certain aspect of like humiliation in there where he's like very self-aware of the uh subreddit which you don't see much from boppa dude no no no he thinks people hate him and they do because there are people that really hate him but again not us we enjoy this but he's like uh he's like a metaverse of just fucking like you cannot like you can't like him there's one thing about boppa that everyone will not like right and it's different for different people I know you're not a numbers guy, B,

but there's more than one thing. No, I know, but I'm saying at least for all people, there's one thing. There's at least one thing. Yeah. Yeah, but there should be many things. Yes. Yeah, he gives his dog back.

He may cheat on his wife. He's rude to openers. He's rude to people that share podcasts of him. He's constantly interrupting people when they speak. He has zero self-awareness, and he's trying to get you to use kratom and nicotine and tiger thick whiskey, all these things that are not that great for you. I mean, whiskey's okay. Yeah.

But that's probably the safest thing. He's shelling. I mean, suing YouTubers. Suing YouTubers is lame. Or threatening to do, oh, well, the unique, is that who, yeah, unique or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, or threatening those comedians that, uh, the Trash Tuesday. Oh, yeah, calling out, calling out, uh, joke thieves.

Calling out, he calls out other joke thieves? There's been times where he's called out people for stealing jokes. When he steals jokes. When he steals jokes. But he doesn't even know. He's walking chicks to his trug. Trug walk. There's at least one thing that everyone will not like.

Calling people gay. Yeah. I mean, that's funny, though. All right. So we go on to the next episode. You said that this is like some kind of lifter or like a fitness guy. I don't really know. I meant to look it up.

I saw when I was scrolling through on the subreddit this week. I think he's like probably one of those fitness guru type hack biohack people, you know? So, uh, yeah, this is, these next clips are from his episode. This one's called Brian noticeably noticeably tired of Bapa's fish obsession posted by Neil bench. He's like a liver King type break. I'll be in Springfield, Missouri this Friday, Saturday, blue comedy room, buddy. Blue Comedy Room, buddy. Now they have the biggest Bass Pro shop out there. The biggest aquarium in all the land. Make sure you get out there and look around.

I'm going to go check the fish out. There you go. Check. Oh, they got fish there? Yeah, the biggest aquarium in North America. I did not know that. I didn't either. Good.

That's what fans say. So I'll probably be sleeping there doing shows at night, Friday, Saturday. Two shows only Friday. Two shows Saturday. Brea, I changed. Brea is March 3rd, two shows on a Friday. Saturday, I had to cancel. I have a fight companion for the Jon Jones fight.

So Brea is now just- Let me ask you a question. Yes. When you wake up, you obviously do your deep squats. You do your meditation. You read the Vedanta. But do you check your credit score? I check my fish first.

Okay. Do you think Brian's like a lame duck? Like they have some sort of contract signed and he has to do X amount of episodes until he could be like later, dog. You know what I mean? No, I mean,

that's funny, but I think this is all Brian has left after what's, you know, he's stuck here. Just like everybody in the shop universe, you are, it's a punishment. You cannot leave.

It's like purgatory for people that make the wrong call yeah if we get big enough maybe we'll mess up and we'll be in with a thing could happen we could be balls deep in shop soon if we make it i i don't know because i feel like he just doesn't want to be i mean maybe maybe both things are true he doesn't want to be over there but he has to be there because he has nothing else to go to maybe but you know they do like i said they do so much podcasting that they're going to be tired. Plus, you know, he's living with all the demons and nightmares in his brain from all this stuff.

So he's probably like, ah, shit, I just got an email from somebody saying I did this. And he's like, how do I get them to go away? And then Schaub's like messing up the ad read and talking about Bass Pro Shop. And he's asking him about his fish tank and Carl Bassett companion and all this. Brian's got a lot on his plate. He's's got to make sure shop doesn't say something crazy during the thing and whatever chin's doing and then they worried about bgl exposing the whole

thing yeah a lot of intrigue this one's called uh it's probably fear to assume that this prison guru won't be guesting on golden hour. Oh, fair. So he's a prison. Oh, I wonder if this is a prison guy then, or I'm just like, they're talking about prison. So they call him a Wes. I'm going to jail.

Give me some advice. First of all, posted by Rogan is shorty pie. Sorry about that. Here it goes. What do I got to do? Um, you just,

all you have to do is come in. You'd come with your paperwork. You'd have your bed roll, your fish kit. You'd roll up. One of my people will come get your paperwork from you you probably know it was me because i'm sitting there reading act like i ain't paying attention and they come dump the paperwork off to me i check your shit drop it down on my bunkie he gets on the phone checks megan loss and makes sure that you're

not a fucking chomo if you are you're fucking dead that's just a good clip right there good good work punch line or setup and punch line chomo that's not what i was expecting i didn't realize he was a prison guru but now we know exactly who this what is a prison guru i mean i assume this guy went to prison and he knows a lot about how to you know survive prison talking about edward james almost b maybe yeah this is the white guy from uh america blood and blood out this one's posted by rogan and shorty pie it's called careful boppa yangling for divorce with salsa poured on it when you're truly winning in life you don't have like the problems like even if like say my girl wants to argue or something i said babe baby stop stop i'm winning and she's's like, what? I'm like, I'm fucking winning.

I don't argue with people. That's what losers do. You can go ahead and take that shit and figure it out yourself. And does that work? No, she gets pissed, but I just let her be pissed. Oh, that's how you say it? That's what you say to her? Yeah, yeah.

I said that shit to my wife? I'm like, go take your shit. If I said that, I'm winning. If I went, I'm winning. I'm winning. See, I'm winning, baby. My wife would take, I have a cast iron pan. She would strike me with it.

Oh, my chicks are real smart. She goes like this. She's like, you trigger me more than anyone in the world. Thank you. Because she wants to grow more. And I'd say, see, winning. That's like this, this guy's like a Jack Chet Hanks. Yeah.

That's terrible advice. Babe, I'm winning. Yeah. That doesn terrible advice. Babe, I'm winning. Yeah. That doesn't make any sense. That's a worse take than Chav and his, Nina Fauci, Nina Delta, Nina Nina. None of these guys are doing great with their relationships, I don't think. The best part about Brennan Chav and watching all these clips weekly

is that these feel like just regular podcast. Like when you start watching a clip, you're like, this is just a regular, like just tuning into a certain part of it and then brendan opened his mouth you know what i mean you know like usually when there's a bunch of guys it's going to be misogynistic hey man i told my girl the other day to shut the fuck up yeah i thought i was winning man yeah and then brendan's got to be like bitch is that what he said yeah yeah he said he said i'm winning bitch he said yeah yeah brendan's taking this advice to heart. For anybody else watching this, this is the worst advice you've ever seen.

Yeah. Losers argue. What? What are you talking about? Yeah. But what about people that win arguments? Yeah. Why would you listen to the prison guru's advice on your significant other?

How we do it. He asked me about Valentine's Day. I was like, winners don't go to Valentine's Day, okay? Bitch. Does that work? No, she gets really mad. She like kicked me out of the house. But I didn't listen, you know?

Because I got my fish box and she's a chomo. So she's dead now. All right, so this one's called Perfectly Normal, Perfectly Healthy, posted by Rogan is shorty pie and let's see what this is all about here dude like i'm fully committed to my chick fully i do everything and then i i don't have any i don't cheat i don't do anything like that but my whole thing is i won't call her she's like you won't call me i'm like i'll never call you and she's

like that's fucking what i'm like you have to call me. And I'm like, and I'll answer right. Even if I was in the middle of this fucking podcast, I'll answer if she calls. And the thing is, is like, I had too many chicks that I was controlling or I called too much or I'm bugging them to where I'm like, I'm not fucking calling you. You call me whenever and I'll answer and I'll always be loving and open and trying to work on that. Yeah. Yeah.

And I just, I'm not going to fucking do it. And if you don't want to be in a relationship anymore, don't call me. You'll never hear from me again. And I'm just like taking the upper hand massively. I'm like, if you don't call me. He's an extremist. You'll never hear from me. He's an extremist.

Yeah, it has to be like fully just. Because you were straight up stalking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now you're just MIA. Went from straight like. Yeah. Hey, like. There's no in between.

It's all or nothing for you. We'll check in. There's no golden mean for him. Those million messages. You're like, oh shit. I did write all that crazy shit. Now nothing. Yeah. Now nothing. That's for you. We'll check in. There's no golden mean for him. Those million messages, you're like, oh, shit. I did write all that crazy shit. Now nothing. Yeah.

That's nothing. I would be afraid of this guy, too, though. Yeah. This guy. Yeah. I think maybe there's a little bit of fear going on from this guy. I mean, that is a—I always want to focus on Schaub on this thing. But this guy, I mean, I'm glad that he's no longer stalking

people that's that's a very shab is right in a very extreme position to take you can maybe work on it but yeah it makes sense if it was a huge problem maybe he shouldn't call i almost don't believe him that he's not yeah you know he's read a book called from simp to asshole yeah he could just have said you know i have i had a problem with like being too controlling so i try and have her call and i try i'm very sensitive about calling because i'm because it was a problem that i had but it says like i never talk to the woman i don't call because she's got to call me right and then when she calls i'm very happy to talk to her but until then i don't talk to her at all and then then it turns into, I don't speak to women because somebody roasted me last week.

A woman roasted me randomly in the middle of the street. So all communication with women has ceased. I don't talk to her because I could be killing a chomo. I could be working on my fish box. I could be getting a shank ready. It's like, you're out of prison now. Do you still need to do those things? All right, so now we move into Food Truck Diaries.

Dicey, dicey. This one is called Brandon's redacted claim of Denver having the best barbecue is questioned by Curtis Blades, posted by Grim Lynn Lover. And if you'll remember, Curtis Blades' last name is Blades because it rhymes with blades.

All right, here we go. Out of the south side of... No, he wants to get away from the winter. That's for you. All right, I'm moving that on that. south side. Thank you. He wants to get away from the winter. That's for you. I'm with my dad on that. But in regards to, I'll get back to your family, but in regards to the food in Denver, listen, man, I'm a torn comic.

I try food everywhere. I'm a thick boy. I try food every single place I go. I'm telling you, the best barbecue is in Denver, Colorado. I'm going to blow your mind right now. And Vinny, Vinny, Vin Memphis? Yep, I've been everywhere. Vinny, Cody, if he doesn't make weight on the next fight, don't be mad. Brothers Barbecue, bro.

I've been to Brothers. You're not a fan. No. What other barbecue? Brothers. I knew how Brothers came about, and I'm not associated with them. This is my favorite barbecue. I've been everywhere.

You've got to stop hyping them up. Bro, there's nothing better. People don't believe you. They should believe you. It's two British brothers who traveled around America tasting all the best barbecue spots and then stealing their ideas and then making it their own.

Oh, stealing ideas. Oh, Brandon. Dicey, dicey. I got them. Oh, my God. God-ing. That's what you do. But you just make terrible stuff.

It sounds like what this, this business is doing, this barbecue place. They're also stealing other ideas and making it worse. They're, they're stealing that idea from you shop. Look at, look at Curtis blades face.

His faces are priceless. Not even disbelief. It's just like, he cannot, it's kind of like a mix between frightened and laughing yeah he's shocked he thinks it's funny and he can't believe that he does he thinks it's so important he doesn't want to like you know lie yeah he's like you got to tell him you're not being serious yeah it makes no sense the best barbecue is in denver no no i don't think so memphis i thought

you said denver no but memphis is probably the best barbecue. Oh, maybe. I don't know. I've never had Memphis before. I mean, if you listen to Papa Toe, it's going to be fucking Austin. Yeah. You know? Yeah, of course, Toe would be saying Austin. All right. We got another clip from Food Trug Diaries. It's called A Collection of Redactedness from Today's Food Trug Diarrheas,

posted by Roganishortypie here. All right, my man, let's dig into these Brazilian empanadas. They're called pastels, but, you know. He said it's like a, what do you say, it's like a Wong Kong shell. It doesn't look nicer. It smells good. The bread is squisher than I thought. It's nice, huh?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I can eat this. Did they take the camera off so you can't see Brennan eating it? I've always wanted to learn how to chew. Oh, bow and arrows though. I grew up chewing bow and arrows with my pops. Oh really dude? And then stealing their ideas.

Stealing their ideas. And then making it their own. They did so many pictures. You don't like it. Oh, it's fantastic. Have you been to London? Their food is like, it's in 1800s. Their food is tough.

Their food is tough there. So why would I have a British guy come here and- Fair point, fair point, fair point, fair point. Who, are you Brazilian? Yeah, I am. Oh nice, I'm not Like country see ya. Yeah, I see a lot of redacted redacted redacted Where do they find the redacted clip that's perfect

Redacted redacted I'll come I'll cut some of that out because it's redundant. Yeah, yeah. You know, but. I don't want that. Somebody recently, like unironically told me that Food Truck Diaries is the best thing that Brendan Shaw has made. Who? I'm not going to call them out here. I think it's a fan of my other podcast.

I get, I mean, I don't know. Almost everything he's made has been not good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like the best of the not good. Maybe. Basically the conversation started with him in the discord saying like, yo, will I get hated on if I say that I'm a fan of Brendan shop? Cause we were talking about Brendan shop on my Twitch stream.

Right. And then, uh, I was like, no, I love Brendan shop. Like he's fucking hilarious, you know? Um, and then, uh, he was like, yeah, food truck diaries is the shit. And I was like, it's the first time I ever heard anyone say that. I haven't heard anything positive, but is Food Truck Diaries better than Carl Bassett Fight Companion? Anything's better than Carl Bassett Fight Companion.

I guess you're right. In any facet. Because Food Truck Diaries, at least you get to see Shob eat funny. He never eats normally, and then it's a perfect opportunity to see him talk to people with food in his mouth because there's a certain bubbliness about him too on food truck diaries right yeah i mean he well it's like a it's a funny scenario because it's two guys two generally two kind of meathead dudes one of them is shab and he's in it so it's like a goofy

kind of thing yeah but shab will be like eating a like an empanada and be like so your mom died or he's like there's Schaub like trying to fork trying to get something to fill out of his mouth or he's got a cup and he's doing this and he's like so is it true what they say like are you married to Meskin is she Taco Bell Meskin

Guadalajara Meskin and that's like a serious question to ask people. It's also too that it's so strange how he eats on camera because you know how like porn actors will have sex on camera they'll do it for the camera right where they're like doing it in a different way for the camera he kind of eats that same way he's like he knows the camera's here so he knows he has to get the food and go like at a side yeah it messes with his brain you know what I'm saying like it makes him sub self-conscious and then he does something really strange.

Yeah. He's almost like the actor's studio, where that guy James Lipton would have certain questions he asked. So Shab has, like, he's got to say something weird about some personal issue that the guy has, has to ask them about whether their wife has Taco Bell mess skin or Guadalajara mess skin, and then he's got to eat weird. And then also on top of that, get something wrong about wherever this person is from. It's like Denver is like, Oh, great barbecue in Denver. No one associates barbecue

with Denver. Also, where does the diaries come in? Why is it food truck diaries? That sounds just like a bop idea or maybe stole it. Maybe just thought of it. And they were like, yeah, that's a great idea. We'll never know the answers, dude. Never know. But all right. So now we move on to the Golden Hour, which is one of 15 other shows he's on. Right. This one's called Barn Door's Hot Take from the Golden Shower Patreon Preview.

The show has basically become three middle-aged dudes discussing movies and shows they've seen during their lives with arbitrary rankings Posted by Rogan is shorty pie. I was Take you know the greatest TV series of all time all seasons. Okay. Well, but you're saying your opinion. Okay. It was fat Okay. Okay American Horror Story. No Season so you're an idiot. No, you know what it is. You know what happened? You don't know shit I just realized you're a fucking brain-dead dummy. That's so mean. Yeah.

This is his show. Let's keep in mind, this is Shob's show. And his co-host just said, you're a brain-dead dummy. Yeah. That seemed pretty serious. I mean, that's kind of misleading, though, because Brandon starts laughing right after that on the actual preview because i watched the patreon preview right because it was a clickbaity yeah about workaholics movie being canceled and he goes your brain did it you're a moron you're stupid like he's going hard on purpose

oh okay and it's like a communal joke in a sense i see i see yeah i wonder does he say why he likes american horror story the most? They start saying that there's, you don't know what you're going to get with American Horror Story. So like one season will be complete trash. Another one will be good. I don't know anything about that show though. Shab would never know any show though.

You know, he's never going to understand what's happening. I'm surprised. I've seen American Horror Story. I'm surprised Shab likes it because, you know, it's not the simplest show. You know, you'd think he would like something more like Stranger Things where the second and third season were horrible.

If you ask me, American Horror Story is one of the most simple shows of all time. Why do you say that? Because it's just random horror stories. There's no, like, depth to it. Like, what's the thrill or horror of watching a show that you know is going to be scary eventually? I don't understand your point. It is a horror story show. Yeah.

It's like not like a standard horror story show. Like the first one is they're in a, I'm making it sound like it is, but they're in some sort of haunted house and the family's kind of falling apart and there's all these like, there's intrigue and all that. Yeah. I don't see Shab being able to follow that. That shit sounds so stupid to me, dude. like it yeah but uh me and shop do so no but to say that that's the best show of all time go fuck yourself dude yeah definitely not

the best show that's a crazy thing to say it's the best show of all time uh all right so the next clip is from the shop show this one's posted by a donk to donk. It's called Kratom takes X two recommended daily limit before anything he does. Share with your friends, family, grandma, grandpa. Let's see what this is about. This episode of the shop show is brought to you by the best freaking energy for your brain of all time. I'm talking about my limitless pill. I'm talking about that kratom if you've always want to try kratom you always want to see if it was for you

i use the concentrated shots i just took one we threw it away i take one of those for any show that i do stand up podcast whatever it is your boys on kratom i swear by it but the product is comparable to our energy shots in that it's liquid. You drink straight. The bottle is slightly smaller, but that's because you're getting a more concentrated pure mitragynine alkaloid extract. Start with a half shot to see how it works for you. Recommended serving size, half bottle. Do not exceed that amount. How much did he say? So basically, recommended serving size is five millimeters.

The bottle is 10 milliliters. So he took the whole bottle. Yeah, in a 24-hour period, take only 5 millimeters. Is this even legal to do? Like, suggest that people take way more than what they're supposed to? I don't know. Share it with anybody you want. Your friends, your family, your grandma, your grandpa, your UPS guy.

I don't care. What? Energy for your brain of all time. Energy for your brain. Even if you're somebody that likes shop, do you want to be like that? Yeah. I don't know.

Do people that watch this show, are they so dumb that they're like, I need to get to that level of being able to communicate? Create them and he's not even saying kratom right man wild yeah no he's i mean listen it's not a selling point that he takes these things before terrible stand-up terrible podcasting or terrible interviewing yeah yeah you know what i mean i don't understand why if i was happy hippo i'd be like hey don't mention what you do on Kratom. Say that you go bike riding on Kratom. Yeah, say you heard Kratom was good or Kratom helped you with the pulling of the truck. Yeah.

You know, when you were three seconds behind the world's strongest man. That's when you did Kratom. Not when you were talking to Howie Mandel about your pants. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, let's keep that shit under wraps, Papa. Yeah, or when you're talking about fish. Yeah. It had nothing to do with your fish tank.

I feed my fish a bottle of Kratom every night too, dude. All right, so this one's called Boppa Discovered Just a Few Years Ago That Not All Asians Are Chinese. Posted by Cruel Ab-Bob-it-ums or something like that. Here it goes. And there's just a bunch of different names on there. Not bad. Not bad. Jesus Santos Aguilar.

Boy, I'm getting better, aren't I? Yeah. Tough. Years. Years in the paint. Deportation. Years. Remember when we went to Australia and I thought everyone was Chinese?

Yeah. But you were so offended. You learned super fast that, okay, this is Chinese. Once you point it out, I felt stupid. I'm just not cultured like that. I don't know. I'm like, oh shit, now it's too easy to tell. It was kind of cool to be like, Chinese or

Korean, right? The difference, like yeah, dude. It's like... So are they saying he was going up to people and being like Chinese, right? I guess guess i don't know i hope not what do you do in that situation if you're the chinese guy you're like yeah thanks good job job yeah i don't know dicey dicey for sure though yeah yeah it is he thought every imagine saying that you thought everyone was chinese in 2023. Yeah, I mean, it's cool if you had that personal revelation,

but imagine having a podcast and saying it on a podcast after the fact. That's crazy. I mean, I'll give him credit. He doesn't care. Yeah. He'll say anything. In any facet. In any facet.

Yeah. All right, so this one's posted by Elgaya. We're at the throwback section now today. This one's a throwback shop day. Brendan destroys water myth if I'm at home I'd like to stick to just for the most part water and coffee that's a point bro I know

but I do like that Zevia me too yeah do you drink a lot of water you gotta hydrate never drink water ever you're a fucking athlete you gotta be careful I'm not an athlete anymore but I I mean, when you were in training. It's a myth though. It's also a myth.

So if you drink eight cups of coffee, that still counts as fluids. It's a diuretic, but it's still a fluid. It's a diuretic, which means it's dehydrating you. It's pushing it through, but it's still liquids. You're going to get kidney stones and stuff. I feel great right now. Although I was getting pretty sick from drinking so much coffee. So I'm throwing up and stuff on set.

Dude, this is like, this is a character level, you know, this would be like a genius character. Yeah. I don't drink water. If coffee is the same thing.

Yeah. It's like, but it's caffeinated. If you look it up on Google, you'll realize right away. They literally say, don't, that doesn't caffeine doesn't count.

Yeah. And it dehydrates. She's like, no, no, it's still liquid though. And sometimes I drink so much that I throw up. Like, what?

Why would you do that? Yeah. That makes no sense. All right, so this one's another throwback. It's called Revisiting a Chain's Original Fat Patrick Finally Snaps, posted by Existential Spices. Let's see what this is about. I'll be Steve.

Hot tip in the street. That's pretty dope. I'll be Steve. Hot tiff in the street. That's pretty dope. I'll be Big Bob. You fat Patrick. No. Fat Patrick. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You fat Patrick.

Whoa. Cold battle, bro. Damn. I can get it. Bro, this is a joke, dude. He's not the fight. He's not the fight. Fat Patrick is bad.

Hey. Ha ha. Good boy. Bad Patrick is bad. I'm about to ship this fist right into your goddamn mouth. You call me Bad Patrick, dog, dog. I called you Bad Patrick one time. Usually people your size and weight don't live very long. man epic not a fit not i would not want to be shot yeah just getting roasted by everybody stupid bad guy and on top of that now people are calling you fat yeah yikes and you used to be in the ufc yeah you make hilarious clips and saying your face is getting all puffy and stuff like that. Don't drink water.

You don't drink water. You don't know if it's a lemon or not. Who doesn't, last week when he didn't know, is this lemon? Who doesn't immediately know that it's lemon? Yeah. How do you not know immediately that taste? Is this lemon? He's got nicotine in his mouth.

That's what he said. Oh, you think it's numbing the taste buds? I'm not thinking that. He said that. Oh, he said he can't taste anything. Yeah, because he had nicotine in his mouth. That's what he said. Oh, you think it's numbing the taste buds? I'm not thinking that. He said that. Oh, he said he can't taste anything. Yeah, because he had nicotine. That's the thing is like when something like that happens, don't you just stop doing it?

If you stop being able to, one of your senses goes away because of something that you're eating. Yeah. Don't you just stop? I remember I had a bicycle and I was biking on it and I started making my nuts feel numb. I threw away the bike. I wasn't like, yeah, I can't feel anything in my nuts anymore making my nuts feel numb. I threw away the bike. I wasn't

like, yeah, I can't feel anything in my nuts anymore because of the bike and like kept riding the bike. No, I immediately was like, this is not the bike for me. You know? Well, you know, shop is a rare breed because we live in the age of information, but all he chooses to learn about is like blackfish or Disney shows and things like that. He's very well educated in those aspects of life, but when it comes to water or when it comes to, I don't know, just taking a joke, he's like,

he's, he's showing you exactly how he feels. And as redacted as it is, we get to watch it and make fun of it. It does seem like he refuses to Google search. Yes. Like he doesn't know that water, cause that seemed fully serious.

It was like, how is he doing a bit? But no, I think he was serious. He doesn't drink water. Well, because you make coffee with water. I think that's his rationale. Right. But the kind of person that would know a lot about pop culture documentaries,

but then not basic things like drinking water or like what states are in New England, you know? Like he doesn't know that Maine and New Hampshire or whatever he said are in New England, you know? Like he doesn't know that Maine and New Hampshire or whatever he said was in New England or he doesn't know that, you know, Africa is a continent. But he knows that like Muggsy Bogues played for the Charlotte Hornets. Yeah.

It's like, I mean, it's a way to go through life, but I don't know if it's a way to draw attention to yourself. Cause then everyone's going to be making fun of you, Bapa. Or should I say fat Patrick? And on that note, tune in next week, join the Patreon,

join the discord. Have a good week. We'll be back. Bye. Oh, we're all on Spotify now. Bye.