10 Minutes of Schaub - KATT WILLIAMS wasn't talking about BRENDAN SCHAUB CONFIRMED! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #85

Episode Date: January 16, 2024

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at least like Bapa's response. Did we see his response or no? No, right? I don't think so. I don't think we ever played his response. So because our schedules have been so messed up because of the holidays, ever heard of them? We're back to the Saturday recording and having early access on the Patreon.

Nice. Oh, yeah, there having early access on the Patreon. Nice. Oh, yeah, there's early access on the Patreon. I didn't see his response. I saw the old response where he was like, I'm not going to go see a Cat Williams show. Oh, okay, yeah. We got that clip in here too. Okay, okay.

But let's check out this one from Haphazard. It's called Cat Must Be Talking About Other Comedians. This is unbelievable, dude. Oh, I heard about this, but I didn't see it. Let's see. Great clip, never seen it. Wow. No, read the Rogan one.

Joe Rogan. Joe don't want me on his show. Joe got six comedians that never been funny. He want to push out. Fuck you. I'm funny. He's one of my favorite comics

and I'd love to have him on, Joe said. We have, we talk about him all the time. If he's down, I'll make it happen. Yeah. People,

people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, people are, I'll make it happen. People at the Amigo, he's talking about you. You've been on there more times than anyone. I'm not on there for comedy relief. I'm there for my fight sides. He's not talking about me. I saw Cat Williams at the Comedy Store a couple times. He's a genius. Here's the thing. I want no heat. Hey, Cat, I'm with you.

Where's your enemy? He's my enemy. When he's on, when Cat Williams is on the comic. He is as good as anyone who's ever stepped on. Oh. Anyone who's ever stepped on a phone. Yeah, he's top 10. He's just a little, he's a wild boy. I saw him.

Oh, man, dude. There's too much to get to in that. So many, I mean, if you're a comedian, would you ever say, I'm not on there for my comic, my comedic abilities. My comedic relief. No, no, no. I'm on there for my fight science. Fight science.

As a scientist. I mean, I'm not on here for comic relief. I'm here for my Kiwi science. You're only here because you eat a lot of Kiwis. I'm not here for comedy. I mean, you guys come here for my small teeth and big guns you know my my bald head that jokes fly over apparently i'm basically rogan rogan light right yeah toe papa toe yeah dude i can't believe i like how he was so adamant on saying like oh he's not talking about me there's no part of brendan chop's mind that thinks he's one of those six comedians maybe maybe he really does believe that it's hard to tell

whether it's a painted narrative or not callan said fuck you though right yeah so he's like fuck you i'm funny yeah that's him saying that right that was not part of the quote i don't think no he said fuck you i'm funny yeah i'd love to have him on jo Joe said. We talk about him. Fuck you. I'm funny. At least Callan stood up for himself. Yeah. It's crazy because Brendan Schaub doesn't think he's one of the six.

Literally everyone else on the planet thinks he's one of those six. Oh, yeah. Comedians are sensitive. So if you say that. I saw Joe List point out something on Twitter. He had a tweet about it. He said something too where he was like i mean i'm not funny on the podcast but i'm funny and really like on stage yeah not a bad response yeah dude so that fucking podcast still has ripples um and there's some negflix uh commentary channels on youtube that are talking about it too dude oh you ever heard of them?

Well, we got another clip here. This one's posted by RhondaXX. I'm only too lazy till I try till I die. And this one's called Where You At in Boston, Bop, or Austin, Bop. It's in Boston. An Agostino. This one might get

a good douche because of the music but let's see what happens up where one of my best friends is headlining and all my other friends are opening for him like this is amazing it was a pretty fucking sick lineup your head to austin buddy hang on i'll see mr rogan there he's gonna take me on a little tour of the mothership oh yeah I like that. Great editing. Never seen it. And the comedy Mothership.

I'm going to be at the Mothership in Austin. Cool. 28th through the 30th. The club is just fantastic. The club's wild, right? It was so cool. It's a dream, dude. It's hot and it's fun. It's really fun.

You can feel the vibe in there. You can feel the energy. there. It's really good. That was a highlight of my life, I think. I'm in Austin, end of the month. Austin. I'm in Nashville and Austin. I think it's 27th through 28th. It's like a Bon Iver song. That guy only makes sad, or I don't know if it's a guy or a band.

They only make sad shit, whoever they are. Bon Iver, the state of the country. Yeah, state of the country, dude. It's all about a family dying in a car accident. Every song. Every song, dude. That one accident made albums, dude. It made ripples.

One night, then Austin for two nights. Where you at in Austin? I'm at Vulcan. Really? Yep. It's okay. Someday I'm gonna be with you.

It's okay. Someday I'm gonna be with you. It's okay. It's okay. Someday I'm gonna be with you. I cannot listen to another podcast of you and anyone you've had at the club,

the mothership, and how fun it is. I know. Bass Pro Shops hat. Jump off a bridge. He has his finger on the pulse of what's going on, though. Like the Bass Pro Shops naked guy, and then he has the hat. There's something about him that's in the zeitgeist. His brain is connected to it. He may not understand what's going to happen but he feels it and then this is i think the ending here so he just said if i hear about it one more time i'm

going to jump off a bridge we first showed it to you on ktsm first at 4 30 but we do want to warn you the video you're about to watch may be disturbing for some viewers. This happened on Wednesday. According to Texas DPS, a trooper attempted to make a traffic stop on a pickup truck, but the driver did not stop and try to get away. The truck comes to a halt at the West Paisano Bridge, actually jumps off the bridge. This is all happening here on your screen. Yeah, that's sad ending. actually jumps off the bridge. This is all happening here on your screen. Yeah. That's sad ending.

I heard that the mothership isn't profitable, though. If you had to show up there and you have to show your reign, they're like, do you have your reign with you? Like an ID, but it's reign energy drink. What I want to know is, you know, we've gone over this on past shows where Joe Rogan wants you to be a headliner. Sure.

Like a bona fide headliner. Okay. To go to the mothership. Yeah, a murderer. What is the audition process for Bapa to get a spot at the mothership? Does he have to perform for Joe? I mean, does Bapa... I really don't know.

I mean, he's headlining all the shows he's on, right? Yeah. I assume. So he's doing that time. So it is almost weird that he's not, you know, or at least going to it. If all you have to do is be a headliner and he's like your best friend, it is weird that he's not been there.

That is strange. But I mean, Bapa's got a heavy schedule. Yeah. Well, that's also true. Do you think Joe is trying to right a wrong? He's like Oppenheimer after the bomb kind of thing? Maybe. He's got to go on a speaking tour and apologize and work against what he started, though.

I am become block buss-on. Yeah. All right, so this one made me laugh pretty hard earlier. Oh, yeah. That's a good one. This one's from Air Pumper. Username Air Pumper. Ever heard of him?

It's called Still Bombing After All These Years. Oh, bombing. I didn't know what that meant until I said it out loud. Sometimes you got to sound it out, B. Let's see. Tommy's just different. It's just different. If he's doing this on purpose, dude, he's fucking funny.

Like maybe he's doing this to make us laugh. When he says different, he knows we're going to laugh at that. Why does he put an I and an E? Different. Different. Well, it's like, it's like an even, you know how people, Devin has made fun of the NBA thing where they're like, he's different. He's savage.

It's like that, but it's even more crazy. It's like a different way of saying it. It's similar. Shab is copying like NBA culture, but in his way. Comedy's just different. It's just different. I can control the narrative in comedy. Narrative. You ever bomb so

bad? You know, listen, so i haven't to the point where it's like crickets i'm getting booed native americans have beautiful hair you never see a bald native american that's a legit point you know the only time you see them bald if they get scalped you feel me what if he said that because he just read Cormac McCarthy Blood Meridian? He's just trying to shoot his knowledge out there. That's like the most unnecessary you feel me. Yeah.

No, it's bad. Everything about that is bad. Yeah, dude. I've seen a lot of bald Native Americans. You've seen a lot of, no, you've seen a lot of bald Indians. She feels seen a lot of she feels like what do I do what do I do one of the greatest comics to ever do it he goes you gotta bomb 10,000 times

before you get good dude listen if you've ever sucked at anything 10,000 times before you got good at it it might not be for you it's just not for you, man. What made you go? Dude, it's so infuriating. Why would he say that?

How does he not have the, it must be the CT. You're talking about one of the greatest standups of all time saying that, and then you're contradicting them. Well, your opinion, and when you have CT and you're that unfunny i don't know man it might not be for you man how do you think that makes you like sell more tickets people that are fans of comedy know you bomb dude i don't think he thinks about that he thinks that like tiger thick is gonna sell him more tickets it's so good that people are gonna drink and be like this guy's like a freaking what is it called renaissance man yeah that's what shop thinks he it and be like, this guy's like a freaking, what is it called? Renaissance man.

Yeah. That's what Schaub thinks he is. They're like, oh, the owner of Tiger Thick is headlining the improv this week. Let's go check it out, honey. Yeah, exactly. But Schaub legitimately thinks, I think, that he's a Renaissance man. I mean, he's got the merch that he designs himself. He's got his own alcohol.

He works on trucks. You know, he builds things with his hands, you know? And then he's got all these artistic podcast food critique. In his mind, he is like Da Vinci or something. True. Galileo, B, ever heard of him? The Gringo Vinci. The Gringo.

Like, all right, I'm going to go do stand-up comedy and go bomb forever. Well, bomb forever is interesting. Bomb, bomb, bomb. Nope. Brandon wants some dick, dude. Be cool, Taylor. Jesus. Forever.

Bomb forever is interesting. But you know what? I come from the taco. What was that last one? What did he say? I missed it. Nope, Brandon. I want some dick, dude. I want some dick, dude.

I want some dick, dude. But you know what? I came from the Jocko school of learning. Good, good. A lot of money. Or they went by me like, 210 sucks and freaked the fuck out. Melrose Place is better. Don't you think YouTube's going to demonetize

that we show the vagina? I don't think so. It's kind of a woke movement. You don't know my pronouns. Yeah, Melrose is beautiful. All right. Great idea. I love that guy's response.

He's like, should I pity laugh? No. No. Not going to do it. Can't give it to you. Not today. Come back tomorrow. Farmer of all time.

Yeah, right? It's just not for you, man. That whole clip is like, you're not that guy. You're not that guy. You suck still. You suck still. Taylor Delirious. Oh, my gosh.

I can't believe he's that redacted, dude. Yeah, dude. I mean, Taylor Lewin or however you say that is funnier than him, and he's a football player. Legitimate, an actual one. He's had cappuccino on a few teams. All right. I didn't see this clip because it's a haphazard classic.

So it's called Rogan Likes Fishing, So Bring Up My Fish on the Podcast. I didn't even watch it. I was like, we got to see this. Oh, yeah. We're balls deep in fish, D.D. Yeah. Let's see here. Whatever. I can just focus on that. I'll do all my... I haven't heard much about your fish, bro. You go from... Oh, my fish are thriving. I just bought

a new fish. No, you just thought into them, so I don't share it with you. Well, I mean, all I hear is truck, truck, truck, truck, truck, and i don't hear anything about fishy fishy fishies oh no my arowana is four foot calin coming in with the heat okay respect you're not over it hell no my fish oh every morning bud yeah oh bud it's really easy to get a tap it's so funny to say bud twice what's going on with his mustache? There was another post about how it's uneven. Yeah. Somebody was like saying that

my mustache was like coming down here. Like I blame my team. Nothing I can do about it. But his, it's a little bit like Jack Sparrow-ish going out. It's like coming out this way. I don't know if I would do that. Yeah. Mustaches, how did that go? That's my koi. I you i feed them oh no no we i got irwanas in there now i got seven oscars i got pakus i just bought a turtle

you got a turtle a turtle in there now i got a catfish what a catfish i bought him at like this yeah i love watching him grow he's a shovel nose catfish. Jesus. No one told me they get so goddamn big. He eats everything. He's such a bully. Does he eat your other fish? Oh, yeah. That's a problem. That turtle, head on a swivel, turtle. Really?

Because that catfish plays no games. How old is your- Catfish is eight months old. He's enormous. See that? See that? That's me. Oh, my God.

That's me every morning. That's me with my catfish every morning. Oh, shit. So I have to take food that's big big chunks of food yeah and throw it over there so he attacks that and then feed the other fish otherwise nobody how much is really nobody how much is the uh how much food pause it how long do you think these fish have to survive not the not the catfish but the other fish because it sounds like to me that this is a bear to dragon situation Not the catfish, but the other fish. Because it sounds like to me that this is a bear to dragon situation. Where the catfish is going to eat the other fish and I guess the turtle. I don't know how it could do that.

But I'm worried for the fish. Is that a rhetorical question? No, I'm serious. How long do you think they have? Eight inches? Right. They're not going to last. Yeah, probably.

Why does he have them all in the same tank if he knows one's a predator? Yeah. I don't know shit about fish too by the way no no we're not fish guys I'm more of into trucks like just like a like a lamb leg or something oh I have to buy live fish for the

arowanas in him there's a lot going on my house is like SeaWorld dude how often do you have to feed fish when they're juveniles three times a day what? three times a day. What? Three times a day. Three times a day? And I love it. Three times a day? I thought

like three times a week. No way, dude. I feed my fish every day. So they gotta eat every day. The main fish, they can go like a week without... Every night? Every night. Beans, cheese, beans, cheese, beans, cheese, fish, food. Eating, if I'm like on the road, they can go a week. It's not ideal, but it also cleans their system

and it's good for the tank but i'll the the big like the arowanas i feed every day there they eat a ton live fish they'll only grow as big as the tank or what really i'll have to upgrade about a year yeah yeah yeah nightmare no one tells you this no but they do warn you at the pet store they'll you'll see dude people that laugh while telling you something that they own i fucking hate that shit why because it's like they're rich or something yeah i'm gonna have to get a bigger tank i yeah that's good that's a good uh observation i picture him talking to george he's just fired him he's like you know i gotta buy another tank this fish eat every day.

I mean, the arowanas, dude, they're probably going to get eaten by the catfish. It's a lot of money that I'm spending on these fish, but you have a good, you're going to make it. Goodbye. He's like, oh, I have to fire you, dude. I need a new supercharger for my fresh tank. Got a blower on the truck.

Yeah, yeah. All these things he's talking about the truck. Yeah, yeah. All these things he's talking about while firing. Good. Good. Good. If you ever wanted a tiny tank that's like this big, and they always go, they'll tell their parents, those grow pretty fast. If you're going to just plan to upgrade

if you can get those, they should say, hey, listen, so that fish right there, I know he's $100 right now. He's going to cost him, I don't know, probably about five grand by the time he's fully grown. Because you have to upgrade your tank, your filters. And I have two of them. What do you feed these fish? People, lizards.

So you got to feed them, because I have fish flakes that I feed my koi. That's for bitch fish. Yeah, flakes, they would go, the fuck? It's like Parmesan. Dude, he needs to stick to that kind of comedy because that's fucking hilarious. The turkey sound. He's like, fish would be like, pfft, what the

fuck is this? Flakes? Dude, comedy genius. They need real fish. Oh, buddy, I have to go to the pet store twice a week. I just don't tell you because you're not into fish. Oh, no.

My life is fish and cars and kids, dude. Fish, cars, and kids. Fish, cars, and kids. Fish, cars, and kids. You know, people are God, family. Yeah, you fish, cars, and kids. Church or whatever. Fish, cars, and kids.

What? FCK, fish, cars, and kids. Yep, fish, cars, and kids, dude. Yeah. Yes. And you like it that way. Oh, I'm at Aquarium City off. What is that off Sherman Way?

I go out and they know my order. I have to go twice a week, dude, to feed these fucking fish. I see the big man. I have to get frozen fish. I have to get big monster pellets. Yeah. I have to carbon. Now what's daddy doing for his workout?

So he feeds fish to fish. I don't know if fish eat fish. Interesting. Never heard of the supply chain bee. Yeah? I don't know if fish eat fish. Interesting. Never heard of the supply chain bee? Yeah. I don't know what that word is. What is it? Darwinism?

Oh, yeah. All right. Let's go back to Cat Williams, dude. That was blockbuster. Stop talking about fish on your waves, dude. This is posted by Pilted Kinkajou. Okay. Yeah. We were talking about this.

And Kinkajou has been in the chat before. Shout out to him. Or her. This one's called, Boppa Won't Go to a Cat Williams Show. Let's see. Me and Jay were talking about this. Have you seen how Cat Williams has just been relentlessly hating on Kevin Hart?

No. Just shitting on Kevin Hart? No. And Kevin Hart came out and was like, dude, hold on. Kevin Hart came out and said, hold on. You've had your shot.

You were supposed to be the guy, but you chose drugs. Well, I chose to work. And then now you got an African-American at the top, and you want to bring me down? He goes, dude, it's not like I'm taking gigs away from you. So me and Jay were talking about this because in rap, it's going to sell more CDs. In rap, it's going to sell more albums. For Kanye West, it sells more shoes when he's controversial. In comedy, we's going to sell more albums. For Kanye West, it sells more shoes when he's controversial. In comedy,

when did you ever talk about this? If Cat Williams now was going to Staples Centers or wherever, I'm probably not going to a show. In comedy, when you hate on guys, I'm like, oh, I'm out, man. And you know what? I don't like watching these clips because it's probably the Adderall phase and I feel bad hating on them.

Yeah, best brains. Yeah, you're probably right. My dream, though, is that one day, like, I'm big enough to where I say something, it's a quote, and Bapa, like, interprets. He's like, Brendan said, so what he said was, and then whatever his version of what I said, and I get to watch that. Hilarious, dude. Dude. That would be so funny.

You got to go on Club Shae Shae, Daddy. Yeah. I'd love to. I don't like when people call each other Daddy, but be so funny. You got to go on Club Shae Shae, Daddy. Yeah. I'd love to. I don't like when people call each other Daddy, but it is funny. I mean, look, it's so funny to do now. We say Daddy. Daddy. I mean, I like doing it now.

Part of me dies every time I call you Daddy. I mean, well, you don't have to say Daddy. Just say Daddy is different. Daddy. Different. You've heard it on stage. I'm going to continue to say ever heard of it because everyone laughs when I do it. Yeah.

Yeah, dude. You say ever heard of it too much. All right. So this one's posted by It's Loon Meme. It's called Pop the Hood Bee. Thank this fucking chef, dude. This is amazing. You haven't seen this?

No. Pop the hood. To JC. That's kind of what it should be yeah it fit me tell me what you think about this I'm not used to this they don't let me put it on there because I look gay and I have skinny jeans on

so they drove my truck up there and hurt my feelings. It's about six hours to get to LA. See you on the other side. Good. So unnecessary, but hilarious. So good. Yeah, dude. Pop the hood, B.

All right. Now let's go to the next one. You got any thoughts on that last one? It was just good editing. Yeah, I think it's just funny, man. Put Bop in the stuff. Great idea. You had it with Cars, a movie about cars.

And then the beginning where they're looking at the hood, it made me laugh right away because I knew we're on the same wavelength. Yeah. Yeah, we get it. They should make a movie called To Walk, To Trug With Me, dude. Too Fast, Too Furious. Yeah, I'd watch it. I'll cut that part out. Let's see here. So this one's

posted by Haphazard. It's called Never i'll cut that part out let's see here so this one's posted by haphazard it's called never misses a podcast ever let's see the fighter and the kid come on baby all right brendan's getting his truck uh worked on and uh he was supposed to be here at 12 30 it's now 112 and this is me starting the podcast on my own. What's up, DFATK Army? I'm missing today's episode. I was on the road and... We want to put a shout out to Brendan who can't be here. Oh, Brendan can't be here. Brendan had an emergency, but everything is okay. Emergency was that Pauly Shore

was on the podcast. That's right. And I can't be seen with that fucking guy. Shaub is not here. History in the making. First golden hour with no Shaub. He is... I think that's the first... Has he ever not come for anything?

Yeah, one time. Oh, okay. Because this is the first time ever. Dude, I've never missed a podcast in 10 years. Ever. Ever. Never missed a podcast. It's the first time I'm missing King Swinging the Wing.

Because this is the first time ever. Dude, I've never missed a podcast in 10 years. Ever. Ever. Never missed a podcast. Because this is the first time ever. Dude, I've never missed a podcast in 10 years. Ever. Ever. Never missed a podcast. Because this is the first time ever. Dude, I've never missed a podcast in 10 years. Ever.

Ever. Never missed a podcast. I mean, he's a liar. You know? He just says these things and he doesn't really think about whether they're true or not. So maybe that's not a liar. I don't know. It's just he doesn't think about it.

That'd be funny if Cat Williams was like, and that motherfucker Boppa said he don't miss a show ever. But you know that's a lie. I got receipts. He's missed 10 to 20 shows. Yeah. He's like, he's not on Netflix or Tubi. Or Tubi.

All right. Well, this one's called, How Many of These Will There Be in 2024? Posted by Pharrell80s. Maybe he doesn't understand the meaning of these words. Podcast. Funny, funny, funny. He keeps saying that.

New York funny motherfucker. It's a little... Dude, how about I was supposed to be in san francisco this weekend i get a call last week from uh the club and they go hey dude we should reschedule and i go why i know it's very rare i reschedule like it's it's the summer a but b the district the da got recalled and he's like you thought crime was bad before? He goes, people aren't going out. Like, our restaurants are dead. What?

And we knew something was up because Jay, you know, my road manager, called me and goes, something's going on there, man, because, you know, I always like to stay in nice hotels if I can't Airbnb. And Jay's like, the nice hotel's like $80 a night. What? Yeah, because I like to stay at Four Seasons or whatever. He's like, it's $80. He's like, it's not good. I'm like, man, I wonder what's going on.

Maybe it's just people are going to San Francisco or something like that. And they cause like the crime is no bueno. How about that? The Four Seasons was $80 a night. That's the most ridiculous thing he's ever said. Oh, my God. I've never heard you heard that one before. I heard the DA part,

but I don't even know what the four seasons is on a good day. I mean, I don't, yeah, I don't know what it costs. Cause I don't even look. Yeah. It's probably,

I don't know, three or four and more dollars. I would, I would think it's at least at least that. Yeah. Um, but yeah. When also I'm glad this is going back to the days when you were wearing,

they're not you, but he was wearing sandals on earwaves. I just, I do not like that. The toe holds? Yeah. That was a dark time. Yeah. I don't even know if we ever watched the original DA clip.

Is that the one? That might have been. I don't know. Maybe we haven't. But yeah, dude, no way. The DA got recalled. So the crime is up. I would guess, I would say at least 300,

but I would guess like, and we'll get good douche. Cause you know, being numbers guys, maybe 500 is what it costs. Maybe, maybe not, maybe not that much,

but it's a lot. Yeah. That's like the nicest hotel there is. But a shout out to that chef. Dude, if it's 80, 90 fucking, I'm booking shit right now.

I'm taking my, let's go to San Francisco. But that's old. That's an old clip. Right. You know, inflation B. Right. It's probably gonna be 95 now.

Dude, I'm like, four seasons. My girls are gonna think I'm rich. He canceled another show in Edmonton in Canada. Like, there was an email that went out on Chang's or like, you know, the post

where they were like, oh, unfortunately, we're going to reschedule. What's annoying to me is that he always says like, you know me, I never reschedule shows. It's like, dog, you always do. Yeah, I don't know why. Dude, Ireland and fucking England are still waiting outside the theater for you to show up. Yeah, dude. Scotland, Ireland, dude. They're fucking waiting, B.

All right. So this one is posted by They're fucking waiting, B. All right. So this one is posted by P.P. Staines in a front. Ever heard of it? Best name, B. It's called Bean Dip. Attempts a four-syllable word, but can only mustard up three. Mustard up. Favorite people are like, who's this Joe Coy?

How do you even get this? That's the best. I was like, oh, you don't know he does arenas oh he's one of the top arenas i like how hard they're going for joe yeah 10 most yeah yeah but the thing is such a profitable you have to understand them profitable stupid ignorant son of a dumb bastard jesus christ i met some dumb bastards in my time, but you outdo them all. And of course, my Glock 17. Oh my God.

Jeez. I'll leave the magazine out just a little bit because I want to be safe. What? Weird. I don't know about that, B. That's crazy. Why would you put that on your waves, dude? You want people to know where your gun is?

Well, do you find yourself to be profitable? You know, I hope so. You know what would be more profitable is more subscriptions on the Patreon. Ever heard of it? Well, just subscriptions on the YouTube, daddy. Let's start there. Yeah, let's start there. Yeah.

We do get paid through that as well. 8,600 and 10, dude. Oh, dude, yeah. If we could get to 10 K subs on the YouTube, that would be nice. You know, if you're thinking, I don't want to do patron, but I want to help out do that. Yeah. I like the video, dude. Uh, this one's posted by, uh, Oh, and last week somebody in the live chat was like, they never asked you to like the video. And I respect that, but you guys should be liking it. And then I just did it right now.

Listen, you know, I mean, if we remember, the reason we don't do it is because we don't remember to do it. And also it does feel awful. Yeah. We'll cut that part out. This one's posted by MinimumSky2305, Bapa Beast Analysis. This guy has not been posting lately. I'm excited to see what he's up to.

Let's see here. And Clive's in a tough spot because, know he said those draws you know he had the weird draw with uh draw boy and then he just so he had the draw with yon right and then he bunch of basically an entire year off after the draw, the split draw against Jan. Draw. Yeah, draw is a classic. But you got Anthony Joshua versus Francis Ngannou. Hey, remember when everybody was saying he fumbled the bag? He's so low energy, dude. That was fun, right?

How many people are... I think mentally he kind of was like, this guy's not even a boxer. I'm going to be able to steamroll through him. Dude, I mean, just the tiger thick, the rain, the rogue nicotine. That's exactly what I was thinking about. That's so funny that you're thinking about that. There's so much stuff that gives you energy to the left of you.

I didn't know you were going there. You got the best brain. No, you're right. He's got all this shit that could help him. Yeah. And yet he's this, I was thinking a minimalist guy really like, he like can zero in on these kinds of things. Like the low energy Nessa, whatever.

It's like, I don't care. He doesn't care. And yeah, his mustache is going astray to one side. Yeah. It's not well shaved. He clearly did that himself. He should, you know, he has all these. If you're going to spend all that money on fish, maybe go to a barber.

I know. Get that professionally done. Yeah. Jamal is calling you, dude. What are those things called, the action figures again? Funko Pops. Funko Pops. You can get those made of yourself?

Yes. Maybe we should get one made of George and put it here. All the people he gadooshed. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh. Oh. George, Mark, and we'll block out Mark's face. There's other people before us.

Yeah, dude. We'll talk about it off your wish. Yeah, that's right. We're turning into T-Fat King. And then look, he's got four Tiger Thigs in frame, dude. Maybe he puts one in the studio every time he sells one. That's so funny that you count it. Like, where's Waldo?

Because I only see three right now. There's two behind his head and then one above his head and then one to the right. Oh, fuck, you're right. You can barely see one of them. I do like the new set, though. The new set is pretty dope. It is cool.

It looks like a bar in your house, your man cave. Got everything you need, daddy. Found out the hard way that Francis can box his ass off and please don't cough. And he found out the hard way that Francis can box his ass off. And please don't cough. And he found out. You're fired. He found out the hard way that.

But I do think, again, biggest Francis fan here. Thought he beat Fury. Joshua's a much more difficult fight because the element of surprise is gone. And Joshua looked fantastic in his last fight. If you're a Joshua fan, which I'm a huge Joshua fan, he's been up and down. The passion hasn't really been there this last fight he's the passion the only caveat there's Joshua does get hit more than fury so if you take it as much you know yeah no no he didn't have a chin like Fury. Boxing expert. That made a vent.

If there's a draw or an eye poke, people are going to freak out. It's not good. We'll see what happens there. It's in Texas. Get your tickets for Nashville on the 25th. Austin, Texas on 26th, 27th. Tickets at thickboy.com.

I love you, Texas. I love you, Texas. Make sure you get your ticket. Please don't cough. You're fired. A little dicey. Yeah, I don't know. I feel bad for Boppa sometimes, dude.

But then we watch a clip and it's like, nah, fuck that guy. Yeah. I love Boppa. Let's see here. This one's called How Comedy Works. Brendan the Hack Shop posted by Brendan is a hack. Let's see here. Just so you morons know the way comedy works is when you go into the if you eat dicks if you eat all the dicks when you go back they do not buy

tickets yeah it's not even if they're like i like steve i like him on jacket it doesn't matter they're not buying your ticket right so for you to come back to a market if you're selling more and more tickets it means you're doing something right it means you're funny yeah so for me i always gauge my level of stand-up and how i'm doing depend when i go back to markets if i'm selling more and more tickets good afternoon unfortunately something came up in his schedule so we have to cancel his shows however we are working on finding a new date sorry for the inconvenience so funny the west ed West Edmonton Mall. Yikes. And I think that's the end of the clip here.

What do you think, dude? Dude, it's so annoying when someone just pets a dog the whole time, right? Yes, it's very annoying when somebody pets a dog the whole time, dude. I hate it, dude. I hate it when someone pets a dog the whole time. Oh my god. Tank is back, dude. Is she ready for this clip, dude dude This one's posted by Successful Egg

8 3 4 5 It's called Shob and Friends at the Ice House How did that go Let's see He's gonna bump you at the fucking At a club soon Sorry we got the guy who ate water in 7 hours With a fork

You guys know him as the guy who ate water with a fork. Are you kidding me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's doing four minutes. Yeah. Fuck. No, it's like, whatever his name is

and friends at the Ice House. Wait. That's just, whatever his name is, that's the show. It'd be like, it was like a show because he can't do,

you know what I mean? It's just like, you know what I mean? Oh. Why would he do it? Yeah. That just doesn't make, he does things sometimes that make no sense.

Like, you know, you have these shows. Yeah. Well, he, he didn't say it. Eric said it.

Oh yeah. I know. But like, he's laughing along. The normal thing to do would be like, uh, Hey, I,

and also Eric is on the show. Yeah. Hey man, that's what i do that's probably what they expect him to do and he doesn't he just doesn't understand because of the ct oh my god we're gonna have a brendan cooney and friends show coming up soon i mean i like i like it why not have your friends on the show if they're funny i think they just lose what they're trying to roast i guess quote unquote what they're trying to roast i guess quote unquote roast they're trying to roast tiktokers that become comedians oh but then it becomes something that all comedians do i mean i don't understand the joke for any of them because

all those guys have been on those type of shows forever that one dude um what's his name that this conspiracy guy triply he has so many of those shows yeah mean, that's what they do at the Mothership. It's not a bad idea. Joe Rogan and friends, Shane Gillis and friends. Why not? Yeah. I don't understand why they would roast something that they do.

I don't understand why it's funny. It's like, I don't get the joke. I fully don't understand what they're trying to do in that clip. All right. This one's a, let's see if we can understand this one. It's posted by Stever winded.

It's called thean, quote, I met this old guy with a sweet Mercedes. He's jacked and lives a disciplined life. Brendan, quote, is he single? Happy face. Let's see here. It's a McLaren SLR Mercedes. That's exactly what the fuck it is.

That's exactly what the fuck it is. That one would get your attention. That's exactly what it is. Yep. That is 100. It's a track car. Yes. That's exactly what the fuck it is that one would get your attention that's exactly what it is yeah that is 100 it's a track car yes that's exactly what it is and i said my friend is a psycho and he would be all about your car and he started talking about why he got it how few there are that's exactly you you are correct yeah i knew that is exactly what i saw they're worth so much money now too dude he he uh he yeah, I retired and then I got bored

and I went back to, especially now. But I said to him because I ran a training test and I go, I got to be honest with you, you're in unbelievable shape. I mean,

Jack. How long does it take Colin to bring up the man physique? He loves it, man. I saw this guy, man. He was just like so freaking like,

you know those muscles that were like big but like not too big and like perfectly like shaped, you know, like in the right, like like big, but like not too big and like perfectly shaped, you know, like in the right, like in the right like area of the body.

No one knows what you're talking about. Not even women probably have these thoughts. And his whole thing is like, and he was just looking at me like he doesn't have that. It's like, no, he doesn't know what the fuck you're talking about. Yeah.

Nobody understands this, but you. He's older, older, but jacked. Like you'd look at him and go uh like i mean he just looked he wasn't bodybuilder shit he just looked like he was a crossfitter he looked so good and i was like how the fuck do you do this same formula every time it wasn't something but it was something else and but then it was something else and then you think like not like this thing you wouldn't think that you'd think, like, not like this thing. You wouldn't think that. You'd think this. Yeah.

Different. Jacked. Yeah. He's way too into what guys look like. Mm-hmm. An old hack shtick. He goes,

it's a passion of mine. You know, I'm just... Discipline, yeah. It is, but... Discipline in life. Yeah, yeah. Car, body. His body looked like his car.

And I bet if he had... I bet he has tons of cars. That wasn't his one. You're not buying McLaren that's a lot. And that's what has tons of cars. That wasn't his one. You're not buying a McLaren SLR. And that's what he said. He goes, it's a passion. I just love cars. I like this guy.

He's talking about it because it was the R. Is he single? I don't know. Probably. Because it was the R. Is he single? I don't know. Probably.

It's like they're stuck in a guy talk loop you ever seen that clip when pablo francisco he's like drugged out and just says the same thing over and over again yeah sorry shout out to that legend public yeah great guy never met very funny hope he's doing okay but shab and callan are in a stuck they're in a loop where they just gotta to do that hacky, same old, dude, he was like freaking ripped, man. Like if I, like I'm not gay, but you know, like, you know, I would date him, dude. Maybe that's the formula. He's like, before every show, they're like, listen,

if you bring up a dude, we had to do the physique talk. And then we got to compliment his wealth. Right. And then we want to fuck him. And then we know we're going to the next thing. What else, Jin? So like, and I think it's legs

saying that to them, you know, and legs, he's like, all right, you know, we're going to talk about some hot dudes

on the pod today. So just trust the process or actually they go, are we really going to do that again? He's like, trust the process. He's like, look at these views.

They went down because we stopped. Yeah. We stopped talking about hot dudes for one episode, and our fan base was mad. I don't know what word to use there. It was different.

It was mad, dude. I said mad twice, like Sean. All right, so this one's posted by YG103. It's called Not Unless You Save It. I thought this was funny, so let's just watch it. Quick clip here. It looks like a tool. But Snapchat, it's just like it's supposed to be stupid.

So people can just view it for 24 hours? Yeah. And then it goes away. Forever. Yeah. So there's no document of anything. Not unless you save it. Not unless you save what you post.

Like take a snapshot. No, not really. I look like a tool. Trying to explain anything to Shob is hard, I imagine. You know what's harder? Shob explaining something to you, dude. Oh, yeah. You're not going to know what it is. Like, there's a blower? I like how he said a snapshot when he

meant to say screenshot. And he could have saved Chris DeLia's whole career just that moment. Let's see. Dicey, dicey. This one's posted by SnoozeSs 9992 it's called the shop the dicey dicey let's see here to do oh how about the epstein uh names are getting dropped and we got a bill bill clinton sex tape i'll watch that is there really a a Bill Clinton sex tape? Yeah, that's what they said. It's on there. Who said? What a strange reaction to have to that.

Yeah. Oh, the one thing, it's a pedophile. I don't know if there's a video you want to see of it. Yeah, you want to see Bill Clinton. I mean, I don't even want to say. Yeah. That would not be my takeaway. It's like, oh, that's your takeaway, Sean?

That's your fucking takeaway, dude. All right, let's move on. This one's posted by haphazard. Ever heard of him? It's called Bapa subtly suggest that he's getting some work. I've seen this clip. I don't know if he's doing that. I think he's begging for work. Let's see.

Um, so there's been rumors popping up yesterday about a boxing match between Jorge Mazdal and Nate Diaz. Oh, interesting. And that's like the opening odds just for the rumors. Damn. That fight's going down in Miami.

Or I'm sorry, Vegas. Vegas. March. In March, yes. They're both so similar, those guys. And the UFC gave the green light to let both of them fight too because Masvidal retired but just because you retired

doesn't mean you don't have a contract so they had to get the okay from Dana White both interesting huh both pretty cool pretty cool indeed

what else do you want Jin what do you think I think it'd be cool to work that fight alright if one could be so lucky you know what is this now they move on so funny dude i mean that clip i feel relatable too you know i mean like great work by hap but i i uh sometimes you just don't have anything to say right and your brain freezes which i'm sure

happens more often than not and t-fat k yeah but that's a classic like they're just like yeah right oh what's this one to just move on i mean they do this these insanely long podcasts just edited it out yeah we like we said ad nauseum added this shit out i mean also mean, also, Brian, come on. Throw your boy a bone, dude. Be like, oh, you would be great for it. Anyway, so we got it. Right, right, right. Yeah, he didn't say what. So Sean wants to like be a commentator on it. That's what he's saying. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. See how that goes. How did that go? Let's see here. This one's posted by PP stains in the front. It's called Bopba references some classic toys. Let's see.. This one's posted by PP Stains in the front. It's called Boppa References Some Classic Toys. Let's see. And they'd be like, is that Tickle Me Elmo? Sure is, man. It gets me in the vibes, but there's a camera.

The beginning of this clip gets me, dude. You know what he's saying? Tickle Me Elmo? Oh, okay. I did not get it the first time I watched it. And they'd be like, is that Tickle Me Elmo? Sure is, man. It gets me in the vibes, but there's a camera in his nose. Or there's a Teddy Rupskin in the room for a random reason.

There's a Teddy Rupski? That's an old Teddy Rupskin. I don't know how you, I think a Teddy Rupskin, it's like an old toy. The only reason I know is because it was, they mentioned it in that, you know, Ted, the movie. Oh, yeah. I think that might be what the teddy bear is. Oh, okay. Yeah.

And then, I don't know what the last part means. It's just he goes out to the balcony and there's like a shooting happening outside. So I don't know. I remember Chin. Well, remember we used to watch that. We saw the clip where Chin's like making food, but then there's all these gunshots outside.

So that's probably what it is, right? They're not making a joke about it. The ending is. That's funny. Yeah. Shout out to pee pee stains in the front. What do you think? Do you,

do you enjoy Tickle Me Elmo's? I was too old for Tickle Me Elmo and I was too young for Teddy Rupskin. Cause I think that was like Seth MacFarlane's childhood. Yeah. He's in his what? I'm not a numbers guy, but he's probably in his 50s. He might be in his 60s. Damn.

I'm just kidding. This one's posted by Haphazard. It's called The Grift Has Reached Its Final Form, Getting Into J Conspiracies. We all know what that means. Let's see here. Axe J. Dude, how about the Jews in the Underground Tunnels in New York?

Oh, that's not what I thought, dude. Of course it went over my head again. What was that for, though? Hey, kind of cool. Yeah. They said it's for the synagogue. It's also like, we're going to go to the other synagogues. All right.

Well, no, but also when they shut down during COVID, which I thought churches were open. That's what they said it was used for, but now they're thinking it was something else. I don't know. Let the conspiracies run wild, kids. You don't have to do that anymore. All right, so what do you think the conspiracy is for?

I know what I want. Something having to do with a sexual abuse deity. So I don't mean possible, but I would say that it's probably like, because if I were going to build a tunnel, I would build a tunnel into the mothership, you know, or a tunnel into one of Schaub's shows. Oh, yeah.

Like that's the way Schaub gets in, dude. Tunnel to T-Fat K. Because he does a tunnel and then Rogan's like, oh, man, that's so cool, dude. Yeah. You get to headline now. Yeah. That's what I think.

That's where the tunnel meets the mothership. That's where the tunnel meets the mothership. That's where the tunnel meets the wall. Tunnels are where the woke meets the wall or whatever the fuck. That was good. Let's see. They're a very insulated group. Look at them. It's kind of like a symbolic.

Not the best PR move right now. Yeah. Right? With everything going on? I don't know. Underground tunnels? Yeah it he's just so lazy you know what i mean yeah duh that's everyone's thought though what are you you're not one of the thousand dude you know he's not a murderer of thought yeah it's interesting yeah

it's ironic i mean but it's not you want to have a theory in here? What's going on there? Above our pay grade? I like your COVID theory. I think that's a front. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know, man. I mean, it's weird. It went from the synagogue to the center, the Shabbat center. A front for what?

What is he saying it's a front for? I mean, the real story probably is like a front for i mean the real story probably it's like a mask for what they were really doing like oh we just did this for covid and then but really it's some nefarious reason okay okay i got you but also i'm an idiot dude i don't i've looked into this maybe like two seconds yeah and no i meant like what he said yeah yeah not okay okay let's see if he says anything else crazy which is like alright we're secretly walking through

these tunnels you know good for them I guess why was there a tunnel under the synagogue who digging for months

to expand the global headquarters synagogue okay so just to expand it oh digging for months yeah it's just all expand it oh dig in for months yeah it's just

all of it's strange uh huh well Hasidic Jews that community is a very insular group of people you know what they they

during the day they hang out they do religious stuff and at night they fuck each other in the tunnels dude how does Shabnath know that did you hear about that one guy that called the police and was like there's Jews in the tunnels dude how does shop not know that

did you hear about that one guy that called the police and was like there's jews in my part that's so funny you gotta like how do you even make that phone call you gotta call the ax j hotline first like hey ring ring ring uh yeah dude i don't think there's jews under your house okay you're a bit of an anti-semi deity bye rules laws arrange marriages all that stuff you're a bit of an anti-semi-deity. Bye. Rules, laws, arrange marriages, all that stuff. You're supposed to have as many children as you can. Women are not allowed to use protection. Oh, I dig that. You got to understand.

All that stuff is weird. Yeah. I still want to know why they had tunnels. Well, that's a good question. Only theory I can come up with is COVID. That's nothing to do with this. But that's over and they're still using the tunnels? I got questions. I got questions.

Jim, what do you got? Oh my god, dude. Real quick, how many tunnels you build? You can't. Women are not allowed to use protection. Oh, I did. You gotta understand. Damn, dude. During that clip, Annie wanted out. Annie wanted out during that

clip. There's so many wires, Annie. Alright, so this next one, Annie. All right. So this next one, I don't know. That was kind of a whack-ass clip. But shout out to Haphazard for giving us the content, B. This one's posted by Haphazard again. It's called, I blame the team for being late.

Let's see here. Yeah, I got all my tests back. Is this the first time I'm late in 12 years? Not bad. You're an hour late, though. An hour? And I got here a half hour early so that's a bad day a bad day because usually you know what you're doing here i knew i knew

when you said oh hey when i say a problem yeah because i'm i can't stop messing with my cars and trucks change out the torque converter so my trx is we have plans for it to put a bigger blower on for magnuson so it's gonna be like i like the uh extra focus he gave right there dude yeah play it again really quick see how he's eye contact with brian first cars and trucks change out the torque converter so my trx is we have plans for it to put a bigger blower on for magnuson so it's gonna be like 1400 horsepower that's not a big deal that's so important electric though that's cool no but um so the torque converter, the piston, the rods, we've done all this stuff in the drive shaft.

I'm going down the road and I'm like, oh, something's, you know, just when you mess with it, something's off. I'm like, something's off. And then I can tell the alignment's off. So then I was like, you know what? I looked at the clock because I came from the doctor, dropped the fan off. You had 20 minutes to spare? No, it was 10 o'clock.

I go, I can get this done 90 minutes easily. Pulling in, the guy's like, we got you. It's my boy, Mark. He's like, we got you, man. We'll get you in there. I'm like, cool, man. Yeah. I mean, three hours later?

I go, dude, I got to get going. I'm supposed to do a show. I go, give me a drill. So then I'm doing the back tires. He's doing the. He has these fantasies that he builds up in his head that didn't happen, you know, and they're also kind of boring to give me a drill. He's telling the car guys how it's done.

He's like, no, I got it. Give me a drill. He's a Renaissance man everywhere. He is, dude. Just like if you need it done, dude, give it to shop. He's a closer dude but los angeles black los angeles jacket dodger jackets are for closers dude front oh damn i got shit on my knees what what what was the problem the the alignment's completely

off the drive shaft was was loose it Just your knees are stained. That's weird. Yeah. Huh. On the street, dude. Oh. On the street. So you didn't want to pay, but you said, I got this mouth. Yes, and whatever it takes to get this done.

See, my fucking theory stands, dude. What's that? You got to make a gay joke to go on to the next topic. That's their transition. That's their transition, dude. Whatever it takes, dude. It's about your truck transition dude whatever it takes dude it's about your truck dude you'll see it though it's worth it you'll see it out there yeah you'll see it well i noticed the difference no no you won't know see what you don't understand is that like

because you're not like as veteran as them dude gay jokes are comedy gold if you want to be like a real fucking, if you want to seat at the table, dude. Oh yeah. You gotta like fucking make a joke about bigs. I don't even want to be a comedian. I just want to sit at that table. Same here, dude. I want to be a murderer. All right. So these are all kind of, these are all kind of out of order, but we're covering it all. Regardless. This one's called defined phoning it in for me. Uh, post by haphazard.

Let's see here. Last clip of the day. Be enjoy it. I know possible checkup. Oh, that's Brennan. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Let's see what he has to say. Hi, Brandon. Hello, but I'm in the truck. Oh yeah, I know,

but I'm starting the podcast. So you better hurry up okay alright pal you're on air you have anything to say to the fans alright anyway

he's too into his truck what's he doing today I don't know but this is he's too into his truck it's like you're you're souping it up he's at

he calls me from the shop and I just hear zzz zzz zzz that's a tire shab're souping it up he said i i mean he's he calls me from the shop and i just hear that's a tire shop you can hear it in the back i'm like what happened i i got a flat and something is something else he's doing he's doing something to the hubs do you think well sorry let it play though okay yeah there's something or the hub caps or whatever it is. So, but anyway, back to me. Do you think that's like a planned bit? Like they're, oh, dude, you know how we've been talking about trucks a lot?

We'll have Shop calling and then I'll be like, he's too into his truck and I'll riff on it for a while. You know, some heat, dude. And then, you know, I'll just go back to me, but like, it'd be like good. No. It's a bad bit, Annie. Yeah, dude. He's ready to go that was terrible dude yeah it's dead air you know i mean just the show needs to get better fast well we've made many suggestions every week

for 10 we give them 10 minutes they don't take any of them ever they never edit out any so it's almost like what are we doing here yeah exactly i them. It's almost like, what are we doing here? Yeah, exactly. I think that's my main thesis is, what are we doing here? But we'll find out next week, dude. We'll find out next week. Thanks for tuning in. Join the Patreon.

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