10 Minutes of Schaub - Liver King HAS GONE FULL BAPA | 10 Minutes of Schaub #158

Episode Date: September 9, 2026

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Welcome back to 10 minutes of shop. Thanks for tuning. As always, join the Patreon, join the Discord, join the Reddit. On this week's Patreon, we watched the Netflix 10 minutes of Ari Medi. Dude, you guys. I can't even do it right now. Also, last week we did Akash Singh. That was pretty far.

Yeah, yeah. He said the word fellas a lot. Yeah. Check that out. But anyways, that's not why you're here, though. You're not here for all that. You're here to tell us that the audio sucks. all this other stuff, right?

Right. The audio is bad. You can't hear us and all that stuff. That makes a lot of sense. But they're really not here for that either. No, you're right. They're here to watch 10 minutes of shop.

So start the timer. Play the chain clip. All righty. Let's see what we got here today. I think we gave a little preview of the first one in our opening crawl. It's called Toe Rogan posted by Sock I-31. Yeah.

You ready for this? Oh, yeah. The barbecue in Texas is terrible. The AI is always like eating people and doing weird stuff with like, like the one with a gasoline tank. Remember that one? Or they're like sucking off a gasoline. It's always like weird eating going on in AI videos. Yeah.

Let's see here. I'm waiting for somebody to be like the audio sucks. I keep waiting. Well, it's the second ever live of Timos. Well, of recent note. Yeah, on our new schedule. Shout out to Socki, dude. That was awesome.

Yeah, no, I think we're figuring it out. Maybe we've already figured it out because I don't see any bad audio stuff. You and has a joke. So thank you. Good to see some of the people that we know in the crowd. Moses, Jack, Tommy Jarvis. Infinite Rock Rick. Man Lehman.

Victory. Trapped Lord Nuts. Look at him, dude. I haven't seen Trapp Lord Nuts in a minute. Oh, hell yeah. Welcome back. Trapp Lord Nuts. Jenny A, watch it. Be cool. Okay, no jokes.

Okay, sweet. Audio's good. This isn't a place where we come to laugh. This is serious stuff. We're talking to the state of comedy right now, dude. I feel like I did a good Ari Maddie impersonation on the Patreon, but for whatever reason, I can't really do it right now. Awesome. It's like somebody in the Discord said it earlier where they were like, or no, they said it on the Patreon where Ari Maddie is Brian Kowl with a whole lot of salsa on top. Oh, that's very well said. Yeah. It's two guys saying the smart thing to each other together.

Or whatever that joke was? There, I got closer that time. I'm happy with that. I don't know why this one's so liked, but this one's posted by a deleted profile. It's called, is Brendan Schaubb the most unlikable human on planet Earth? That's with him and Tim Kennedy. Is he still fucking with Tim Kennedy?

I guess, I mean, Tim Kennedy is, that's a, he's, what is it? He's lost stock. It's a bad stock. Bad stock pick right now. Well, you know, shop likes to buy low on stocks. Let's see here.

He's a 41-year-old compulsive liar. I watched clips with Tim Kennedy and makes Tim actually seem likable. Brendan got on TRT and has forgotten. He's a twink deep down. A truly disgraceful human to society. He's pretty much everything that's wrong with people today. It's cool to be superficial when you're a teenager.

He's 41 years old and cares more about fashion than any girl I've dated. Sad son of a bitch he is. He's actually a terrible person too. Those fake good guys are the worst people. people. It's when you're like five paragraphs into good-douching Brendan Chob where you're like, I'm never going back to defect K. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, he's making some point. I wanted to defend Chab there for a little bit, but then he'd start thinking about

the way that Chab acts and you're like, he's got a point. Yeah, dude, you know, Liver King really wanted to go on Joe Rogan. You heard about this? No. He's like dying to go on. Liver King has fast and furiousitis where he's all about family. He's been taking heavy doses of Vin Diesel's, what is it, amphetamine, Vendizelmin. He's talking about family and that he needs to go see Joe Rogan. His family's out with him trying to find Joe Rogan. I just want to go on the podcast, this and that. Dude, I've never related to Lever King more, dude. I really want to go on T-Fat K. I'm going to Lever King out for Brendan Chob, you should. We both should. So I take it back what I said. I'm going to ignore the fact that,

you know, when Shob sees pictures of people's family. he trits on them. Like Brock Lesnar's daughter. That's what I was thinking about during that. But who cares? At the end of the day, he's just a really funny guy. And he's talented.

He bought his, he bought his mother-in-law a house. Who does that? Did you do that? I want to. I want to. No, we do. I want to.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't even have married. I want to buy a woman a house. Just a random old lady. It's just a Latina lady. Yeah, definitely. A Latina lady.

I would like to buy a Latina. a milf, a house. It didn't even need to be a milth. It's keto, bitch. You know what I mean? I know, yeah. They'll fatten me up. Yeah.

Come over and eat some tequitos. Victor E says, Liver King eats at Olive Garden because when he's there, he's family. That's, I see nothing but facts in that statement. Liver King Bapa, To Rogan is Bapa's college roommate.

I don't understand that. Guadalajah. A Taco Bell lady or a Guadalajara lady. Okay. Let's see what else we got here. Shout out to Tim Kenan. come on the show if you're down. Yeah, we'll fuck you up, dog.

Yeah, we'll fuck you up. This is supposed to by 28 Texas 832. Texas Bapa is my favorite of all. I mean. Have you ever seen a couple that dresses like one is stupider than the other one? I was trying to do R-A-May. That's great. No, I like it, dude.

One is wearing a cowboy hat and the other has a polo tie, but she's a woman. Brendan Sharp moved to Austin. I cannot get citizenship in America. Dude, I wish we could, like, move around with these things because I would totally sell myself out and do the butt thing. He's like, officer. Like showing his ass. Netflix has fallen.

Yeah, dude. They got Ari Maddie on Netflix. That's, like, doomsday scenario. Cooney's Ari Maddie just sounds like Strong Bad. I mean, I don't know. I actually honestly forget what Strong Bad sounds like now. Remember them? Do you remember that New Grounds?

Strong Bad? No. That's funny. Damn, I liked Ari Maddie, but that impression hit. If you like Ari Maddie, you should take a cold shower and see how you feel afterwards. Yeah, I think Manlyman, you got to watch more stuff. He's not very funny. Tommy, you're aging yourself there with Strong Bad, just so you know.

Okay, because people know how old I am because I said it. But you just did that to yourself. Yeah. Let's see here. This one's posted by Ronaldo Johnston. Great first name. Almost is like my name. Bapa says COVID broke up families.

The then side's stories where he refused to allow his father-in-law in his house with a mask. Let's see here. Because you wouldn't wear your mask. You're the enemy. Yeah. Oh, Tim Kennedy's on the new set. Yeah, man. Made in USA.

Come on, dude. Oh, dude, we got some developments here. What the fuck is that? Yeah, that looks weird. What is that? Who is this? It looks like it's like an old man as a baby. What? The soda, though, is not a dime.

Diet Coke. I don't know what the soda is. I can't relate to. That looks like a Topo Chico. I know that from a mile away. Yeah. Or a high life. But what happened to the fucking rain in body shots?

What are they called? We've been talking, uh, sure shot. We've been talking about body shots, dude. We've been talking about this. It's a development for sure. It's still not there. All the sponsorships. But I'm more interested now in the photo because do you think that's like

as a job? joke like Shob as a kid maybe? Or, I feel like it's his kids with somebody else because that's not Shob. But the middle one looks like a old man to me.

It looks like it Shab's face photoshopped on a child's body. Oh my God. Oh, you're right. That's a big head. Maybe it's like a midget in somebody's arms. It looks like a little person, yeah.

Oh, my bad. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm canceled. Get out. Yeah. But, um, I mean, I can't say nothing in the medical anymore.

because you wouldn't wear your mask. And immediately it was flipped. The scripted. Broke families, dude. Like you, my family. Like, we had a family where to come. And I have an uncle that won't talk to me. Same, same.

And he came to. He hasn't seen his ground. He hasn't seen, you know, my children and nothing, came to the house, he had a mask and had all. I'm like, you can't come in with all that, man. That did not happen. You can't come in with all that, man.

I like how it's like a dramatic moment. There's violence playing. he's like, you can't come in with all that, man. What is going on in that photo? Because now there's a better view of it. I hope I wasn't gadooshing people, but I just... Yeah, that's not a real picture. There's no way.

That's Brennan Chob. That's somebody else. It is Brennan Chob is a little person. Yeah. I see, so it's a bit. And that's chin. Oh, and then probably Brian Cullen on the left. I see.

So they're like a... That's very strange. That's not a real picture, man. Let's see this. He went to the house. He had a mask and out. I'm like, you can't come in with all that.

He's good. I'm not coming. Right, but that's fine. It's insane. All right, but. Come on my kid.

He's like, anyways, so wild. They cannot be true. But I couldn't see my uncle's ever trying to do that, but it would be so strange if my uncle showed up with a mask and I was like, can't come in like that. Yeah.

You got to take the mask off. My uncle's a priest. I mean you can't come in with here. And your priest costume? They got to go. Yeah. I don't know, dude. That's insane.

But shout out to Bapa, dude. He's back. This is original versus stolen coffee shop story posted by first. Umbler? Firstumbler. Let's see. So I fucking go in. I don't have the mask because it broke.

And I walk in with my shirt. But I don't have it. And I say to the guy, can I get a coffee? And I say, Marcona. They know me every day. Walk in and late. Little bit. For four years.

actually you have a mask and I say no but I got my shirt off my thing and they say you need a mask and security goes big dude black guy like six six out of shit though so I need you put your mask on I know no I don't know how to do it because you're not getting that coffee so I said to him well okay I need a mask during this pandemic I went buddy I promise you I'm getting my coffee I said here's what's going to happen to I'm going to get my coffee and then if you have an issue with you can meet me in the back and I will fuck you up dude. We heard him tell us. So I fucking go with.

I mean, anybody that's still, this has been said by other people too, but anybody that's still talking about masks, get over it, bro. You're reading the comments, dude. Masks, what year is it, dude? Yeah, this is old news, man.

Nobody gives a shit about that. Wear it, don't wear it. I don't care. Yeah. It's just, it's part of society now. mass. And it's not funny. What is he talking about? He's going to beat up a security guard or? I know. He really wants to fight. Yeah. He really wants to fight somebody, dude. Imagine telling, I got

to a fight today. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry to hear that. Yeah, it was this security guard at Starbucks. What? How did you get a know of a Starbucks security guard? I'm up to date on this because I was door dashing today and I was binging podcast cringe. And I like his username Cooney's dentist. I can't wait till somebody's... Fuck off, dude. I can't wait till somebody is Gerardo's barber. Oh, yeah, that's a good one.

But podcast cringe apparently has like some weird... And you know what, though? Because he was saying, like, I've got this thing in the mail. And it's a bunch of stuff that Bapa did from like 2018 to 2022. And that he's trying to source it or whatever and make sure that it's all true before he says anything about it. Oh, man. But guess who it's from, dude? Mark.

If you have to guess the first thing that comes to mind, it's Mark. Oh, yeah. Right? He doesn't say who it's from. I'm just like immediately like, it's from Mark, dude. Yeah. It's probably from Mark, you know. It was a great guy.

I never met him. Never once. But if it was from somebody else, that would be a real story like Chin. You got a package from Chin in the mail. Yeah, that would be tight. Or that little fucker Nick. Or George. Yeah, George.

That might be hit. I mentioned a rat fucker Nick. Kind of like succession. That guy that likes to fuck rat. Yeah, rapbook. But yeah, release the Bapa files,

Mr. What's his name? Podcast Cringe. No, podcast Cringe. I was watching, actually I was in my shorts at my house

and I got a package in the mail. I won't say who it was, but I got it seven days ahead of time. And I'm releasing everything I know about Brendan Short,

the greatest comedian ever leave. I was legit watching podcast Creenge before this and I knew it was BGL. Yeah, everyone knows who would. is, dude. Mark Carly versus 100 liver kings. That's an interesting battle. I think Mark Harley is going to probably lose because liver king, you know, Mark Carly is kind of wild,

crazy guy. Liver King's a whole other level, dude. Well, I'm not a numbers guy, but a hundred of one guy versus one guy. I mean, that's just math, Papa. You're going to put me in this corner and make me fuck my way out of it, you know? Yeah, true. It would be hard to fuck your way out of that. Yeah. He was Australian. Podcast cringe. Yeah, dude. Yeah, podcast cringe is definitely Australian. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. Okay, so let's do that first. We already did that. We already did that. All right. Oh, B.C. cooking. Okay. All right. New B.C. clip. I'm excited for this. This is posted by Larson 37, B.C. cooking. Let's see what this is.

Yeah. It's IFW. Fight Week where that war with Iran, John Jones is retired and Ganoos persona non grata in the UFC. And Shin still hasn't found a place to live in Texas. Hey, this is morning combat. Luke's reactions always. Yeah, Luke knows. Luke knows what's going on. He knows this gets in bits when he hears it. On a place to live in Texas. Hey, this is morning combat.

What makes you do that when I say something? Like what, what face is that? Have I ever given you this face when you said it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like what doesn't? When you blame the team or when you blame it on graves? Oh, sure.

Stuff like this. Okay, I see, I see. I'm like, that's not the team's fault. You need a bigger beard. When I see the light count. on the... Oh, that's what makes me do this. Yeah, it makes me do that for sure.

A hundred percent. Speaking of which, where are we at right now? 19. Wow, that's pathetic, guys. 25. Come on. We're not even... Actually, they went quick.

Yeah, I'll take that. I'll take that. I'll take that. We zoomed in and it went up six likes. I'm down with that. Like the video. Subscribe to the channel. Dude.

Fuck me hard. A message for chin. We've already seen that, right? Yeah. Oh, so podcast Gringes from New Zealand. Okay. Oh, I thought he was Australian. I just assumed Australian.

Yeah. All righty. So this is posted by dazzling Rabbit 6333. This is not edited. I don't care what they tell us but Joe is not 5-7 man. Oh my God.

There's no way that's not edited. He is a big guy. I make fun of him for saying the thing like there's not a lot of people shape like me and they've clothes don't fit. That picture, if it's not edited, I can see I closed don't fit. He is strangely shaped.

Yes. This has to be edited. It looks like he's becoming, you know, the Fantastic Four? The thing. It looks like he's becoming like a small version of the thing. Like if the thing was Groot,

you know, Grut is small and he becomes big. This is, Joe Rogan has Groot tendencies. Groot tendencies. He's a mixture of, he's the child of Groot and the blue guy. What's the blue guy's name?

I can't remember. It doesn't matter. Blue guy and Groot's baby is Joe Rogan. How that happened? I mean, I guess it's, A different skin color somehow, but that's why I'm sticking by. I mean, do you think we're going to look this good when we're, what, 60? No, I don't look good now.

Or he's 59 or something shit like this? Pretty yoked. There's not a chance I'm going to look like this. I don't think he looks bad, you know? I mean, this is a strange picture. Yeah. If Groot had a hemroid. Yeah, man.

I mean, someone would say, like Danny Acey looks like a funco pop. Uh, yeah. He does. Yeah. Yeah. Obviously, the Funko Pop has a bigger head. Strange shaped head, though.

He's closer to a Funko Pop than me and you are. For sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone would say the most. He's the most Funko Pop. Let's see. We've already saw that. Oh, we saw that.

You know, like you see Tram. He hates anyone more successful than him posted by seven digit. Dude, there was some solid fucking clips. He says something that's, there's a new Shabism. Oh, nice. I don't know if we're going to get to the clip today, but I'll tell you about it before the end of the show. What is this one called? He hates anyone more successful than him.

You know, like, you see Travis Scott or some of these other bullshit artists. They have all their friends up there. You watch the 50-cent concert. It's like a bunch of his friends singing the lyrics and shit. Megan Trainor like to, Eric? Yeah, yeah. Megan Trainor. Oh, I love Megan Trainor.

She's great. We went to brunch. Was she big back then? when she ordering a full fucking the Grand Slam breakfast? I'm not gonna do this. This is my friend. She's cool.

She's cool. She's great now. She's awesome, man. I don't understand the good douche. He's saying she was really fat. Oh, that's so fucked up. I know. It's such an aggressive

and weird way of like talking to somebody. Yeah. I think the problem again that it's rearing his head here is that Brennan thinks he's funny, but he's not funny. He's trying. It's just like remember the first,

the interview we did with Mark, where Mark was like talking about how he was trying to explain to Brendan how to tell a joke. And Brennan doesn't understand that because to Brendan, a joke is like, you're gay. And it's just constantly that. So I guess in his mind, Megan Traynor, to when he's talking about her,

he has to say that she's eating a Grand Slam breakfast. Is she even like fat? She's not like... Sure question, dude. Does I say no? Yeah, no. I mean, she's not fat. No.

Thank you. Thank you for helping me. I realized after asking. it that I was fucking you over. You got to realize he came up around Columbine though, you know what I mean? Like the center of bullying. Isn't that the first

school that ever bully a kid before? And like, he was like, everyone else was like getting shot or whatever. Yeah. But what's his name? Shot was in the background just like, oh shit, he called him gay. Yeah. You know? You think it would teach him the other lesson.

No. But no. No. He was busy punching foos, calling him gay, making a lot of notes about race. of the other students and whatnot. That's what he was doing. Where did he learn humor from? Whoever did that did him a huge disservice. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I mean, Colorado. He's got that Colorado humor, dude.

I guess so. That's not good for Colorado, though. Yeah. They probably, they probably changed it around. They, you know, they released him. They waived him. They were like, go to L.A. Cool story, bro. Yeah. They're still, they still have the humor themselves. They're like, you know, eight inches, cool story, bro. What are we doing here? You know? Right. And then they drafted some new talent, you know? Hey, Colorado. You blog bustle.

Let's see the rest of this clip. So you called the girl fat again. She got no Zempic. She's great now. She was a big girl. She was Lizzo before Lizzo. She was Lizzo before Lizzo. No.

Oh, my God. Strange thing to say, but also just not true. Yeah, no. Lizzo is the first Lizzo for sure. Yeah. I mean, I don't think she was ever Lizzo's size. I don't think anyone's ever put a banana in a vagina with the goal of eating it before Lizzo. Let me tell you this.

Oh, this probably happened. There was never a time where I didn't consider having sex with Megatrainor. I thought you were going to say Lizzo, dude. I thought you're going to say Lizzo. Oh, I thought you're going to hit this. No, I want to. Yeah. Fuck my water.

Go for it. I can play the clip like, yeah. Different from like, it's just like Billy Elish and, uh, her brother wants to be famous so I don't think so. I think if he wanted to be famous, he would be famous. Oh, no, he tried. He tried.

He went on a solo. It's so funny. The cables are very long. You can have the headphones on. Gras. Right music. Phineas. Finius.

Are you fucking kidding? Wow, that's cool. I'm not going to lie. This is a cool producing trick. They got Brendan in the middle of both of them. Wow. You got to give credit where credits do. so they're oh they're just making

oh wow yeah that's cool me is this uh harry potter change your name though change your name and write music's for your sister and shut your little mouth he's so calm write some music's for your sister write musics

I like that yeah but he's won a lot of Grammys as a producer because of his sister yes and it is like he hates everybody but it's funny to see Shab in his shitty studio in Texas and his whatever this is, like we just worked out or something,

talking shit about this guy, Finneas, who's holding all of his awards. He has all these fucking, like, dude, that guy is way more successful than you. Yeah, Phineas is welcome to come on the show anytime he wants. Shav hasn't won a damn thing. Yeah. Not even in fighting.

He lost a lot of things. Yeah. He lost Showtime. He lost UFC. He got kicked out after he drank a coffee with Buffalo Bills. I don't want to pun our eggs before they're hatching. over that saying goes. He lost rain.

Yeah. That's probably the hardest thing to lose. Black Buffalo. We still got rain, dog. We got rain for days. Yeah. We might lose it. Yeah, I would kill myself.

Why? Why? I was on a plane with him. I was on a plane with Atlanta Blue right next to my slick, I don't get it, Katie. I don't get it. He's a small guy.

But the second time I saw him, I was walking by LAX. I'm just laughing at why? Well, Katie, wait, what? I don't understand what's happening. I have no idea either. I left through it because you said, why? And that was so funny.

I stopped listening. I'm back. He's talking about a small guy. That's why. Oh, fuck, put it back. I was on playing Orlando Bloom right next to my slick. Orlando Bloom. I don't get it, Katie.

I don't get it. He's a small guy. He's a small guy. I don't get it. Orlando Bloom. Come on, dude. The shop might be making a turn. dude. I like it. Oh yeah. I like this job. Okay. Yeah, I mean, me too. I like it if, I like it

if they're trying to talk about something completely different. Like we went to the water park this last week and then he's like, are you finished? Yeah, fucking George Clooney. What's with all the white hairs? Just like tiny guy. I mean, that is really funny. This is almost like me sitting next to fucking Brad Pitt and be like, I don't get it. Whoever Brad Pitt is that guy. I mean, he's old. Just a crazy thing that, because Orlando Bloom's like one of those guys that chicks like. Like, yeah, I don't get it. Makes no sense to me. Yeah, you're a man.

What are you talking about? You don't get it. You fuck other guys? It's so funny. He's so funny. He said, I don't get it. He's like, I wouldn't put my dick anywhere near him. What does Shob's type then? Yeah, what kind of man are you attracted to, Shab?

And that's the worst question to ask him because he loves that fake gay shstick that he is always doing. How big of the thighs? Oh, that's Callin. Callin's going to butt it in before your shop can answer. Is he Brazilian? Like, what kind of? like,

does you have abs of steel. The second time I saw I was walking by LAX. That's Texas B right there. Yeah, you might be, oh man, might be right.

Yuck. Yikes. Yikes. Because like Ile. It makes me realize because we make fun of people on the show. We're not,

we're nowhere near the level of hating that Shab does, though. Mm-mm. So that's good. Mm-hmm. Makes me feel better about me. I've never once called Shop Fat when he was,

where I might have said it when he was fat. I always thought, I mean, yeah, you put on some weight, but I never really thought he was that fat. I get squirrels. You always thought that what? I never really thought I got that fat. Oh, okay. It's just a big guy, you know? Yeah.

It's all about how you can fit in cars. Yeah, and chairs. Yeah, cheers. Brad Pitt doesn't make any sense. Yeah, I was trying to think of a hot guy. Orlando, how many chigs you fuck? That's a good comment. Yeah.

Yeah, you should ask him that. he'll chump that dig in if you 5-2 in a murder. Oh, he's into guys like Joe Rogan probably. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let's see here. What else do we have? Let me text me.

Oh, wow. Look at that hair, dude. Okay, Bapa admits he's heartbroken about leaving L.A., posted by Rinaldo Johnston. I feel like Rinaldo Johnson's the only cat watching T-Pack here right now, dude. He's posting all these clothes. I haven't seen a haphazage clip in a minute. I've seen him on the Discord, but no, yeah,

I haven't seen a clip. Let's see. You text me. I don't know if you knew I moved or something like that. He's like, check it in, man, blah, blah, blah. You go through a tough time. And I was like, I just moved to us, man. I'm trying to find my way.

I'm heartbroken by L.A. Yeah. Yeah. What? You just say, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I miss my community member routine.

You know, I'll find it. And it started to happen. You know, fine. You know, I got this. Talk to this guy last night. And he moved from L.A. And he was like, yeah, Texas is great, but best decisions are many.

But you should know it's no LA. You're going to miss. There's no replacing LA. And I was like, oh, how long did it take you to get like, you know, back to your routine and feeling comfort was three years. I went, what is? Yeah, top three years. Tough three years.

Oh, shit. See, I'm going to. I went, hopefully it's faster for me than that is. Probably not. But you figure it's only three years. We said this about both of them, but I guess it's just Shab as just like, these guys don't realize that they're L.A. guys.

You know, they're going to hate Texas. I guess Callan likes it. But Shab, everything he says is like the stereotype of a stupid person from L.A. Like that, you know, that, oh, man, there's no heroin here. Yeah. That was one of the first thing he said moving to Texas.

If you can't even handle that there's no heroin, you are in big trouble, dude. the only arrow on there is like a type of horse okay I'll go home dude me what I was noticing in that clip though is just the shit he's wearing is it's like what is it a mechanic wears

like overall or something like that and it has the teeth the drive fast all gas logo on it but also a Dickies logo? Who's buying that? He's buying it from Dickies and putting Drive Fast All Gas. Okay, okay, cool. For sure he's doing it.

But they're not selling it, you don't think? Dickies? No, not Dickies himself. Like, is he selling mechanics where? Yeah. For sure, dude. Why? I didn't know that before you asked the question,

but when you ask it, I'm like, of course he is. So much of this, like, just makes me ask the question why over and over again. I mean, keep in mind, he is a marketing genius. So he's trying to think of things that people haven't done before. Okay. You know, he's like, oh, why isn't nobody doing this? And then he finds out the hard way. That's what he likes doing.

He has an insane level of money somehow. Because in my life, if I told people around me, you know, I'm going to start a clothing company. They'd probably give me side eye. They'd be like, what? But if I really wanted to do it, they would be like, all right, fine. But then if I said in my clothing company, I'm doing mechanics wear, they'd be like, Brennan. No. No.

No, you're not. Don't, what? It says red devil on him. Yeah, someone would tell me no. Yeah. And I'd have to be like, all right, fine, I will not make a mechanics thing. But how often, what do you think the percentage of people that tell Shob, no, does he listen to? That's a good point, too.

I guess I listen to no more than I, he's maybe, he's the success because he doesn't, he ignores all that. I'm a failure because when people tell me things that are actually true, I go, oh, you're right. Mm-hmm. You know. You believe them full. It may be a sort problem, y'all. Yeah, we know what Arawan is, Mr. O. It's where gay rich men buy their smoothies. Yeah. Well, it sounds like somebody can't afford good smoothies, Mr. O. Oh, KKZT asked. What's what's Irwan? Yeah. It's just a grocery store that's expensive. Way too

expensive. Yeah. I don't really go there much. Bristol Farms. Same thing. Way too expensive. Gelson's. You ever heard of it? They're all great places, though. I mean, they have good stuff. never been, but great places. Dazzling Rabbit 633 posted this. Not even going to reach 1,000 views, B, and look at the sadness on his eyes. Damn. Talking UFC comedy and cars with Brendan Shob,

Autotopia, LA podcast. It's crazy that I mean that there's not that many views because those are all my favorite things. I mean, this just makes total sense that he goes, yeah, you're right, me too, dude. He goes on a podcast that is preparing for a thousand episodes. And guess what episode they're on? Nine.

Yeah, yeah. I'm not a numbers guy. I didn't know us. I think it's because how strong the name is Autotopia, L.A. That's like, we should have chose that name. What are we doing here? It's the comment. The first comment, what do we do, name? That reminds me of the fucking, the, the, uh, the, uh, red bar Facebook group, the thing I told you about with Danny or someone said, I wrote a, I wrote a nice comment on their

video. Do you think he knew, do you think they knew I was joking? and the comments said Great stream today guys Things will improve I wish I was I wish I could do things like that I can't I draw the line

You just do an hour and a half podcast Talking shit about Britain's true I do actually why did I say I wish I do do things like this And I have done things like that I'm tired Yeah Autotopia Tweenies exactly let's see here

successful egg 345 one of our guys posted this one it's called they thought they were Kevin Hart and the Rock Oh how the mighty have fallen in dark waters Hopefully this isn't get pulled

Let's see what this is about here Quickly Someone offered you a buddy cop movie And someone wrote And directed I mean honestly dude This guy is peak T-Fat K fan right here

Do you? Yeah I used to be this guy Yeah yeah Before they realized how it was directed they were. Yeah, look at the glimmer in his eye. He's like, oh my God, they're right there in front of me.

He's almost crying. He wants to write the movie, it seems like, to me. He's like, and also I happen to have a buddy cop film for you guys. My name is he's a famous guy. That's Mnoy's Shammelin. Are you saying, you've got a script

you want us to read? I'm saying, hypothetically, listen, bro. Would you guys take it? We're open to everything because we're doing this. We already, we shot these, these, episodes that turn some heads in the business. So right now, come on, Cuddy. Be cool. No way, dude. Listen to him. Do you know what they're fucking talking about? You know what they're fucking,

they're talking of that stupid shit that one of you motherfuckers made us watch. You fucking assholes. You made us watch that shit on Patreon. It's the worst thing or same. We only watched like one or two. Horrible. And you were like trying to get us to buy it. God. Hey, we got it for free. Thank God. I tried to buy it. you can't even buy it. It's that bad. You can't buy it.

They stop selling. Look at how, look at how different they look, dude. There's something about, because they are successful here. Yeah. There is something about success

that makes you look different. And they have it there. They don't have it now. Look at what shop looks like in that couch and the weird bike couch that he's wearing. I'll tell you what he looks like,

dude. A duck or a hawk? Okay. Yeah, yeah. Call it Orlando Bloom Fat and stupid. look at it. They look like this is

they're fucking killing it right now. This is their peak for sure. Oh, that's so hard. It hurts to say that, but yeah. And so we're taking meetings on, you know, having a real TV show. The next step, yeah. The next step, yeah.

I want to talk like this. Why would they post this? Dude, we're gonna, I want to be big so we can have something like this. We're a real douchey. Yeah. And I was like, what if I had a buddy thing again? And I'm like, yeah, you know, you go, we shot a bunch of stuff.

People are looking into it. It's turn heads. And I go, yeah, the next step. I got to do that. I got to do that someday. Make us big so I can do that. With the gold watch. And then watch our fall, because that's even funny.

Yeah. Cheers, we got to come up with this idea. I think the biggest step is figuring out where it's going to land. Yeah. You know, like our chemistry and our economy. What network would that? Yeah, we'll talk later. You got a proposition.

We got a buddy cop movie. I'm not going to say no. If you. is later. In the dark with some rando guy. In the dark with their landlord. It looks like they're interviewing their landlord. Yeah.

They don't even know the lights off. That's like the real metaphor. They don't even know the lights off, dude. That was deep. Thank you. I hope I use metaphor right there. I think it is. Meanwhile, we have a sign next to us with no light on.

It's not light. Yeah. We can't afford life. We can't afford that. Yeah. Wow, dude. Incredible. Before the Chambi tattoos. That's Lil Joe Stileless Money. Damn, T. Fakkeh got sad. Yeah, dude, this is incredibly sad. I mean, I think it's easier to laugh at it two weeks out of time or, you know, every two weeks as opposed to every week. Yeah, no, it's a lot. It's cool to watch it all at once.

Muhammad Kadir said it's so bad. It's not available on Netflix or To Be. It's a good call back. Williams. They're not on Netflix or Tube. Diddy Bapa, posted by Joanna Zanelisov. Why would you make your name every night? I mean, I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is.

We're just going to skip that. Who cares? That's a promotion. Free chain. You've seen that one. Everyone likes to be all. Pathazard. There you go.

Oh, yeah. We saw it already. I saw, yeah. Like this. Texas Rushmore, we seen that one. Okay, so Shob didn't leave Hollywood. Hollywood left him acting chops of a ventriloquist dummy. I think this is from what they were just talking about, right?

This is what turned heads. Successful egg 8345. This is one of the episodes we watched. That sucks. It sucks. Is he all right? Is he all right? Oh, Mr. Chapp.

No, no, how is he? Is he dead? Do he die? Don't tell me he's dead. Is he dead? I can handle it. Tell me if he's dead. You know what?

Don't tell me. I can't handle it. It looks even worse out of context. I can't handle it. After 22 straight hours, emergency surgery with eight of the top doctors in LA, he's alive. He's alive? 41 years in the medical profession, I have never seen anything. Two tours of now, I have never seen anything like this before.

The only reason Brian Callan is alive is because Brian Callan refused to die. to die. Brighton's will to live his desire to stay alive. It's a miracle. Where is he? I got a scene. You will. You will. Man.

It almost felt like, I mean, yeah, Shab, obviously not very good at acting. I went to five different places while that happened. My bad. Oh, yeah? What happened? I was thinking about going to Six Flags tomorrow. You know what I mean? Right.

I was thinking about what I did earlier today. Yeah. Because I am going to Six Flags tomorrow. That's sick. Yeah. I mean, I'd be excited. You're really, you're going to watch something like this and not think about going to six flags.

Let's be honest. Let's, I don't mean, let's, let's, let's not put sugar on my dick. That's not sure if you cut anything. The doctor guy felt like he got taken over by Callin there a little bit. Like he was speaking. Callan took his soul over for a moment. Well, you know why. Why?

Callin was like, say it like this. Yeah, he went in there. He's like, I act a lot. You might have seen me in a few things. I have some. If you were okay with it, some advice. It's like a lead-up to a Devo music video. Probably.

All righty. So this one's posted by Clint Puller of Chips. Papa not getting invites to the mothership still. Come on, guys. Can we have one positive piece of fucking information, dude? Let's see. They just had a musical act at the, at the mothership. What's his name?

Homeboy who sings Richmond from North yeah. Did you go? Virginia? Dude that guy's huge. I didn't realize how tall that guy was. Richmond from North Virginia.

North Virginia. Dude. He finds crazy ways of messing things up. That's the opposite of what the song. North Virginia. It's Richmond north of Richmond. Yeah. Richmond being the South.

So literally the North Virginia, that's me. The song about me. Richmond from Arlington or something like that? Richmond in Northern Virginia. Although actually it's kind of right, never mind. He's almost right, essentially, just saying the wrong name of the song. He's saying North of Richmond.

It's Washington, D.C. is north of Richmond. True, but yeah, and he's saying North Virginia, so technically he's right. That is who the song's about. I didn't realize how tall that guy was. He's standing next to Adam. He has a picture with Adam. This guy's like six four, six five or something like that. That's huge.

Bro, I wouldn't go if Michael Jackson came out of the grave and performed. Oh. I wouldn't give a fuck about. Whoa. I would go see Michael Jackson. Yeah, absolutely. I'd see Ghost Jackson. Also, I'd see Oliver Tree perform.

It's not because I love his music, but it's a, you don't want to go to a show, dude? You don't have a good time? I just, I'm, yeah, I mean, it might be worth it just the funniness of it for sure. guy. But he doesn't want to go to the mothership? I guess. I wonder why. I like to hear some explaining. Like, why do you hate the mothership? Pity said he really is a comedic genius. What's with the echo? Ha ha. Oh, fuck. Is there an echo? Don't fuck with us, dude. Don't fuck with us, dude. You better be talking about an echo on their show. Yeah. I pray to God there's not an echo, honestly. Oh, let's see here. Fire the team. Only in the clips. Okay. God.

It's on T-FaK, not yours. No, I think there is an echo, but on the clips, I can't fix that right now. I'll be able to fix it for next week. And yeah, I see. Janae's going to fucking clip that and be like, they don't work on the show. Yeah, it would be kind of funny to see that guy Oliver, tree, or whatever it is. Like, if I heard he was in town, it would be funny to go as a bit. Not to say he's, like, really bad or anything.

I think he's fine. But just like, it's not like my kind of music, you know. But it would be funny to go to it. Let's see if I can fix the echo in real time. Maybe. What's the studio like over there now? Are you guys done with it? No,

is the echo fixed? I think I fixed the echo. Echo copy? The dolphin bee. Fixed, got it. Okay, thank you guys. Love you guys. Chin puller of clips posts to this one.

Callan and Shabber on shaky grounds and Chin still hasn't moved into a new place yet. Why do they say all this on the podcast? Why can't they just... Keep it a cigarette? Dude, there's so much happening in the world. Yeah, but they don't care about that. What the fuck? fuck. It's like they want us, they want to melt down for us. Maybe that's possible. But,

you know, Papa says a lot of stupid shit. Remember he texted, um, he texted Malik that they can't talk about Black Lives Matter as if like they were chomping at the dig to like bring it up just because they're black or whatever. Which is so funny because everyone else at the time was like, feel free to say whatever you want about this. This is a rough time right now. It's crazy to preemptively tell a black guy that they can't listen none of that black shit okay like that's just such a fucking even if you're a racist wouldn't you have the brains to be like maybe I shouldn't

say that but like have some way of them knowing I don't want them to talk about but like he's just so stupid so I wouldn't put it past him to be like guys we can't talk about Israel Palestine because then we'll be shadow ban yeah that's so funny if you came up to me and was like listen I know all this ice stuff is happening no ice shit on the podcast all right

well let me delete something I was going to send you on later Let's see what this is about. What's the studio like over there now? Are you guys done with it? No, not even close. I saw the clips. They looked cool. Yeah, it's cool.

Yeah, Brian's a big help, right? Beat him up. Beat him up. I'd like to. But wait, so, and it's a whole, and what do you do there? Fighting a kid? Find kid, shop, show, then below is the dry fast, all gas.

like I have two car lifts coming in I'll be able to fit like eight cars in here that's gonna be dope damn that's dope we're a long ways to go though what the fuck is this dude why are they talking about this

and then like Eric and Chris are just trying to be thrilled but Bapa's not happy no he can fit eight cars in his garage but he's just like man whatever yeah it's gonna be like eight cars in here it's we're not there yet but um it's probably gonna be really big

it's probably be fast let's see oh my god chin has all his clothes and shit and all these boxes it's gotta be gone soon oh chin hasn't moved

chin lives there it's you already got you already got you got kicked out of his apartment is that what happened? Have you in there, bro? Chin with you guys oh shit my AC went out today

to Day, hot as thick boys choosing hair B. Dang. Thank you, Sal Alfaro. Sal,

famous, uh, the, talk to B.C. about us. Yeah. Also, don't give us money.

Fix your AC, dude. It depends on where you are. It could be pretty brutal. I know New York is like 100 degrees out there. Pretty sure he's in New York, isn't he? Or am I tripping.

I don't know. My folks said that it's super hot in, uh, D.C. Mm. Well, thank you, Sal.

I knew his chin's got it smelled like kimchi. I'm like, what the fuck. I left my fridge up in the old fridge. Yep. Yeah. So is Chin living in Shops' house? That's finally, maybe they listen to us. Or maybe he's living in the studio.

That's what our studio. That a bunch of stuff is in the studio. Yeah. That's funny how, like, how many times that is the case that's, there's like a guy living in your podcast studio. Remember the fourth wall? They had the podcast studio in the back, but then it turned into somebody lives there.

Travis lived there, yeah. And then it turned into like a rock band came through and trashed the place. I can't believe that there was a guy that lived in the studio and there was a guy that lived in the fourth wall truck. Oh my God. Chin's got a better setup than the fish. All right. This is posted by haphazard. Oh, one of our guys, be.

Oh, so this is the clip, dude. This is where the new Shabism is. I want to see if you catch it. Okay. He won't return to comedy because he will beat up other comments. for being mean. Oh, shit. Dude.

I was laughing so hard on my car when I heard it. Let's see what you do here. Capacity to fuck people up is very high. Very high. Tim's is very high. Does that happen to you with adults? Especially in the comedy world. Never.

Because you've got to be like, I know we're having fun here. Never. In comedy, because I was always like trying to like dole down my parents and how I could fight. His parents. but appearance. Oh, fuck.

That's not the shabbism. But that one is also a shavism. Dole down his parents. Dole down his parents. I really thought he was talking about his parents. His appearance. Okay, okay. Let's see, you ready?

He's like trying to like dole down my parents and how I could fight. So I never like brought that side out. But then it became I was like like a like a just a stomping pad. Oh, stomping pad. a punching bag punching bag punching bag yeah what is a stomping pat I was just like I was a stomping pad it's not so funny it's like he doesn't correct it either

that's the thing like it's not going to be like wait not stomping pad what am I thinking about like like I do or like we're not something but punching bags sorry that's sorry I didn't want to look fucking retarded right now there's nothing there's no such thing as a stomping pad. And then they both laugh instead. It's just like full on, nope, stomping pad. I like that stomping pad. You know what's more frustrating about it too?

Is that he's talking about how he's an ex-fighter. Yeah. And that he's into the comedy world. And then you think being an ex-fighter, you would know punching bag. Yeah, you would, yeah. There's no such thing as a stomping pad. Oh, shit, dude.

That's even worse. Fuck, he doesn't know. punching bag. And on top of that, you'd think as a fighter you'd be able to take the punches. Yeah. Right? Or take the stumps. I mean, take the stumps. He says he's like such a fucking pussy, man.

Yeah. You, uh, you fought and you got your ass kick, but like words hurt more. Like Chad Daniels. Yeah. And then I'd also don't like the born and raised shirt. Enough of this made in America born and raised, all this shit. You guys are fucking full of it. He's ringing out the towel. Dude, he needs money. dude but then it became I was like

just a stomping pad oh shop doesn't care you can fire away man you say whatever you want and that went so far where I was like man if I return to that scene and I get in that environment

where I'm at now mentally it's like I'll fuck them up yes yes dude you gotta fuck some of these guys up shop you got to kill something like next time Mike Malloy talks to you got to choke him out

that's why I got out of it. That's why I love comedy. If he stayed in comedy, he kills Mike Maloy. Yeah, that would be great. I really like it. I like how he's like, and that's why I got it. How many times has he gave us a reason why he took comedy? Yeah, many different reasons.

Which one is the truth? Maybe they all are. Maybe none of them are. Maybe it's your family. Maybe it's you. That makes sense. And then I also like if that makes sense. Yeah.

Because if it doesn't make sense, I have another reason. like you know I'm his dad so it's all he didn't always talk about it's whatever and he was getting lippy with me and I was like oh dude I'll like I will fuck you up and he's like no you won't I'm like oh really you know who he's talking about his son his son he's gonna beat up his son

oh oh shit do you have a gun that's the last words you hear from a guy do you have a gun then shop chokes you out it's so funny let's see where we're at likewise quick. 66. Okay.

I mean, come on, guys. I'll turn on the sound. No, no, no, no. Please. Please don't, dude. I will. No. I'm going to turn on the sound.

For those of you aren't aware, not enough likes equals loud noise. Yeah, we should be a lot more than that. Well, now we know why he doesn't want to go to the mothership. He's going to fuck up. So that'd be funny. If he walks in and they're like,

hey, Shabby, looking pretty slim. And he's just like, he's like, I know you're trying to fuck with me. Yeah, he gets a door guy teeth fly out and stuff. Like, you can't do that here, shot.

Water, we doing, Bapa. Successful egg, thank you for the Chins this week, clip. He was getting a little arrogant, and I was like, I'll tell you why, I'm not going to hit you hard, but whatever you want to do, dude. And I said something, I was like, if you do this, you can do that.

He's like, cool, man. And he was like, legit in his mind thought he could fuck me up. And I was like, go, dude. You can throw as hard as you want. I'm going to be at 10%. I don't want to be that guy, but isn't his kid like sub 10 years old? Or is he older than 10?

I'm not sure how old he is, but you shouldn't do this with your kids. Yeah. Look, you can hit me as hard as you want. It's nothing. You're fucking a pussy. I'm going to fuck you up. I'm going to go at 10%,

but my 10%, dude, can you busy. You're dead. You're dead. Me at 10% is you six feet under. Because that's almost educational for him. at that point. That's all I wanted for.

I'm like, let me just show you the difference. But then he was doing, and he was like throwing kick, like hard kicks in my leg and stuff. And I was like, Jesus Christ, dude.

And he was like, yeah, what's up, man? I'm like, all right, dude, all right,

keep going. And he throws a kick and I just check it with my knee. And his top of his foot hits my knees. Like on the ground. And he's getting up. And he's like, I can tell you he's mad.

He wants to cry because he thought he's going to win. And he's still like going hard. And I'm like, get him chokes. I'm like, you good, dude? And just like grabbing them. And we got done. It was a learning experience for him, but I go, buddy,

if you fight another nine-year-old like that, you're going to dominate. Like, take that energy. Anytime, if you're getting bullied or whatever. Even like a tough nine-year-old. That's devastation right now. Oh, I was like, bud. Nine years old?

And then he thought he was going to beat up his dad? That's smart. I don't know, dude. But, yeah, I mean, that probably didn't happen. Popper be thing with another nine-year-old daddy. Just don't one of those light kicks on one of these little bitches. It's at the schoolyard, it's game over, dude. Like, just take that energy and put it there.

Take it out and put it there. Yeah, keep that same energy with other nine-year-olds. See what happens. I want to see how he said that. Take out and put it there. It's game over, dude. like just take that energy and put there oh energy

take that energy you put it there well he doesn't want his son to be a stomping pad you're right dude if he's willing to fight like his nine year old son is he willing to fight other nine year olds and what is it cut off what age is too young to fight

it's like a baby that cries when he's holding him he's like I'll fuck you up baby stop crying he has if they can talk shit they can get shit yeah a five year old can say a mean thing that heard my feelings. Stomping pad, dude. And I get it. I have bouncing my DNA. I want to fight children all the time. I thought, I tell kids, I'll kick your ass. I'll fuck you up.

I'll say, right. I don't care. Listen, I might be just be a bald man with a beard, but I'll fuck you up. Yeah. Oh, you think you're eight and you can call me bald? No, I'm going to punch you in your face. I don't kick you in your nuts. I kick children in their nuts. Let's see. I always tell you're, as long as you live, you're never going to beat me up, dude. Yeah. I'm constantly staying in shape, so you never beat me up. That's a thing. Same here, dude.

I get it. I'm pretty sure that guy gave me 10th place in the stand-up competition for Kevin and Bean. He was on Kevin and Bean? I think so. I was watching podcast cringe, and he's associated with Kevin and Bean somehow. He looks like it. I feel like that's true. Yeah, it's the same guy.

And I got 2019 that was placed in top 10, L.A. Yeah, and thank them. So, dude, I was technically on the show. I was technically on T-Fa-K. Do you know his name? Anthony, I think. Lanthony? Anthony.

I was drinking while I said that. Dude, these lemon, s yellows are so good. It tastes like cream soda. That guy was a radio gag? Where are we at here? Oh, who has the bigger mancheide? Posted by Neighborhood Mother 49. Where the fuck has this guy been, dude?

I don't know, but I'm happy he's not been around. Mike Catherwood. If that's his real name, dude, Anthony is such a fucking terrible guess. I don't know. Mike Hatharwood sounds like a Kevin and Bean radio name to me. How many dude you fug? This is disgusting, dude. Gross, man.

That is gross. Yeah. That's a man. That's me nuts. I mean, dude, this one takes the cake. If that's real, that's not real. That is not real. I love that how I Mandel asked him about that.

I turn my whole opinion of High Mandel around. Your Majesty, thank you for the shout out. Let's see here. Successful egg 8345. He's in the chat right now. Shout out to him. Everyone put some money symbols and eggs in the chat. Successful egg.

Successful egg. He's been on a fucking sick one, dude, making a bunch of tins for us to clip up on here on the show. Chops producers talk about job hunting and going viral with Theo only. A lot of like, you know, job postings out there And a lot of the things you'll see are like Must have experience with making like viral content It's like I'll reply to it and be like define viral

Oh Wow And I don't get the job Nick is such a fucking rat fucker dude He really is man What the hell He's like a dollar store Geico Cave man

Find viral Oh If Steve Boussemi sucked. Yeah. If Steve Bouchemi was playing like a school shooter, right? Apply it and be like, define viral.

Oh. Yeah. What the fuck? It makes me like Beanie Guy more honestly when they're on the same screen. I think Beanie guy wants to be on the same screen with him. He's like, dude, you make me like chicks want to fuck me when they see me next to you. I see Nick and I see Beanie Guy. I'm like, well, maybe Beanie Guy's not bad.

Ugh. Do we have to watch the rest? Okay, we'll watch the rest of it. That's disgusting. Wow. And then I don't get the job. And then I'm here. And then I don't get the job.

And then I'm here. I think I could have a pretty good chance of getting that job, though. Because if you look at my percentage of clips that I cut for a Theo that go viral. It's almost all of them. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a fucking viral genius. Yeah. What are you doing? I got to get certainly not has anything to do.

You got to get a comedian Louisiana who had an 80 year old father when he was born. Right. Um. Okay. Oh. Oh. Shout out to successful egg, dude.

Move to Texas. man Nick is Nick we're having a good time we were laughing we were you know being joy is happy and free right now and then we see Nicco yeah and it killed my fucking vibe dude yeah it made me feel weird I fucking hate that guy me too yeah yeah so guess what if I was putting up a job posting and I needed viral clips I wouldn't hire you dude no he looks like uh something you'd see like the thing in the store where they're like these people are no longer allowed in the store yeah there's a picture of a guy yeah That's a nick face.

Yeah, like the 7-11 is like, did this guy steal stuff? He's like, no, he's just creepy as fuck. Yeah, he started fucking a rat in Tile 3. He came and stole all the condoms. Yeah, dude, this guy ran through here and poked a hole in all the condoms. Creepy. Yeah. Oh, shit.

Dollar, dollar bill. I feel like we're at the strip club. What's up, Travis? What's up, Wiley Harris? What's up Wiley Harris? Did you guys ever hook up, Wiley Harris and, uh, Elizabeth Marzden. Dude, we never heard from Elizabeth Marzine.

Oh, shit. Yeah, piss me, pissed me off laughing. Did you piss her, did you make her piss laughing? He actually fuck squirrels, exactly. Uh, let's see here.

Is it weird that a 45-year-old dude makes this face in photos? Maybe I'm just a hater and haven't fugged enough chicks. I don't know. Posted by deleted. So I'm assuming, no, talking about Theo there.

Then let's see. Who do you think is in the next picture? Chad. Oh, that's the, I'm making the taste. About the same face. No, I don't think it's weird. Nah, you know, I think, uh, I think it's, uh, it is weird. I'm not gonna lie.

It's a weird face to make, but I feel like he's doing it on purpose. Yeah, it's like a bit or, you know, I just, I don't like, I don't like posing for photos. I never, I'm not good at smiling on like, the man, like smile. Yeah. I can't do it. Yeah. So I always suck. So if I did, if I could do that face every time, I might do it.

Nick looks like the Geico Caveman went to the barber. Nick has joke world energy. That's great. That was a great comment. Nick has the energy of the kids that went to the other school. Victor, we are doing Timos right now. How can we do more Temos? Come on.

Fuck you, dude. What do you mean we need to do more Timos? We're doing it now. Like to have another group of people do it while we're doing it? Yeah. Have Miguel do his own Timos while we're doing it. team is. Muffer.

Muffer. Yeah. Hey Tyler, real quick, though, how many chigs you fugged? Tyler are the creator on why we should ban podcasts.

I think we give a lot of people who aren't smart and just want attention platforms to be loud and incorrect. And other stupid people follow them. Where are the people with skills? We need electricians.

We need more drummers, painters, teachers. Everybody with a mic is crazy. I just think that shit is gross. Yeah. Which one doesn't belong? I guess drummers, yeah. I'm not sure if we need,

is there a drummer shortage? Is there a shortage of drummers? People need percussion. I mean, I don't think it's gross. And also those jobs are hard. So, I mean, do you really, you want me to be a teacher? I don't think you want me to be.

You want Brendan Schaub to be a teacher? Yeah. I don't think so. I like Rick DeRivera's response to you, Goody, you guys. Look at you guys. I mean, Tyler the creator, great guy never met him. Sure.

He says a lot of wild shit. You know what? Hey, Tyler, the creator, stop having takes. How about that? Yeah, yeah. Take a week off. Yeah, take a week off. Oh, you're smart, huh?

Oh, you're smart. Oh, is this him promoting his new podcast, dude? Yeah. Right? How about I only know one of your songs? Mm-hmm. Okay. And it stopped making my earthquake.

I didn't even know that one. Oh, Earthquake is fire. It's actually a really good song. Yeah. You make my earthquake. Oh. you make my earthquake. Does he sing that though?

Yeah. Oh, I didn't know I could sing. Something about something, some of this. Don't leave. It's my fault. Anyways.

I only know the song where he makes fun of the game. Oh, I don't know that one. That's a good one. Sing it. It's like something monster. Like, I'm a monster.

That's Nicky Minaj. No, no. Dude, I don't know. I'm out of here. Let's see here. After the show, you're like, dude, when you said it was Nicky Minaj,

really pissed me off. The guy from Boysdomen sings that I thought. Oh, yeah, huh? I had a guy that. We saw this one. Okay, Bapa is now referring to himself as an Austin native. Oh, my God. Posted by Busy Middle 8108.

No chance. Maybe he's just talking. Oh, look at Black Buffalo behind him, dude. So we finally got a sponsor. All right. Was that 317? Yeah. International Fight Week.

I'm going to do a special preview show with my boy Jesse on fire, who's an Austin native as well. Jesse on fire is coming on, dude. That's so funny. Oh, fuck, man. Autism native. Welcome to Earth. It's like when you don't know what a word means. Yeah.

Our phrase. Let's see here. Bapa lights go out. We already saw that one. This about sums up the Austin move currently. posted by a King demo Not cool. Let's see what this is about. I can't move physically.

Oh, come on, dude. I ran on the treadmill. I remember the first time I showed you that clip you left so hardy you didn't want to. I should have seen that coming. I didn't know that that was a clip. I forgot, yeah. Oh, that's so funny, dude.

Oh, she got gas, though. Oh shit. Chin passes the perks posted by nitwit it. Tokitos. Somebody just said talkieos. They give you gaspee. Perks. Are these perks? 20. Oh shit. Cratum. Oh. Yeah. He's still doing cratum. A crateum called perks. That's so douchey.

Wow. That's awful, dude. That is truly awful. I don't even, I'm speechless. I can't. That's like seeing jelly roll at the Clipper Stadium or something. Yeah. It's a truly horrible thing. Why not just, why take it, dude?

I want to take it. I don't tell you I'll get Kratom called Fent. So check it out. promo code, uh, I take out this, uh, we're sponsored by the Sackler family, Kratom and, uh, their new flavor, fent. Dick pills Damn, dude, that's

crazy. That's okay. We've seen that one. We've seen that one. This is posted by Mr. Nasty Man. It's six minutes long.

Othman did Kevin Brennan's podcast back in the day. Oh wow. Yeah. Says Kevin Brennan says Brennan's job, stupid and pathetic to move to Austin just to be close to Joe Rogan.

Well, it's six minutes. Let's see. I like how his name is the goat. That day. moved to Austin just so they can like he's he doing 10 minutes a shot he's supposed to Joe Rogan but what's rogan supposed to do again again uh this guy was kind of discredited Brendan shell was kind of discredited as a comic because you know he took a lot of shortcuts he was friends at rogan obviously and he still I guess does

whenever they do a MMA thing uh when Rogan is not there physically I guess he does a pre-show on his channel on these guys, Brendan. Robbie's always making fun of this guy in his pod too. Yeah. Kevin Brennan. He's got a weird speaking style. Show me to 1099s.

Show me to 1099s. That's what he says to comedians. We could show him our 1099s. Yes, sir. Pause. I don't have one. Albin, Brian Kaelin, sit in with him. But, so they moved to, they moved to Austin.

And this guy's sad. Like, this guy's sad because he misses his routine. But also, I read the comments and don't read the comments. He has a wife and at least one kid.

So he he fucked up his whole life. Accurate. No lies detected. To move to Austin. So you think this cat in my car has made a lot of bad decisions.

But I mean, these guys, imagine telling your wife. Yeah, we got to move. They're all from there. They're all from there. How much for a cash app Dabble Doom to scroll on our screen? How much are you doing on that one?

I think I'd do it probably. I can't lie to you. I think I would accept endorsements, but maybe not. Because that's probably his cash app. Oh, fuck. I'm so stupid, dude. I can get that part out later.

Even that I don't want that. His cash app is Dabble Doom. Yeah. It's weird. I thought it was like a fucking, did I even think about that? I thought it was some kind of company. Imagine the companies,

that's their marketing strategies. It's get money from random people donating. I don't even remember. I'm so rich that I don't even know what cash app is. That's one. That pick of shops makes me want to drink scorpions. That pick of shop. makes me want drink scorpion juice and fight a little leaf umpire who is that uh brian wolf

shout out to you thank you big gay ochres let's see where the likes are at right now dude we are at 93 not as much as i would like oh yeah the dabble verse is that what that's about i see that's another thing that robbie was talking about okay let's see he's not from there i don't know where he's from I think he's from here. Then he was on Madd TV, but, but Brian Kallan wanted to move because he got canceled. But Brennan Schaub just moved because Brian Kallan was moving.

And then he has to move because or else the podcast isn't going to work. But, but these guys are fucking stupid. They're just straight up stupid. And I guess that's my point. When I saw it, I was like, Savage,

far. Comics are pathetic and two comics were stupid because the fact that they're so, pathetic that they're like they got a they got to speaking up that they got to suck up the tea more cat references they got to suck off the teeth of joe rogan so they got to move to austin because uh they're their their their whole career is based on i mean it used to not be brian can only used to have his own career yeah i mean for a long time he was more popular than brian i mean more than joe rogan he was on tvs he was on mad tv but now he's not so so he was moving because he got canceled anyway And so Brendan Schaubb is like, I guess I got to move to be, to be closer to the mothership.

This is me on a first date explaining to a girl, Brennan Schaub. It does kind of have that vibe to it, doesn't it? Just kind of explaining like, and this is really interesting stuff. And this is what happened. And then the girl's like, okay, cool. And then Annie Letterman works at the comedy store. So, yeah, for sure, that's me. And then I come out of nowhere and I'm like, dabble dooms.

And while I'm on the first date, dabble dooms at the, bottom saying cash ever. Two guys. They were so smart talking to each other. And I was like, don't fucking move. First of all they could do the show like I do the show. They could do live stream and they could do once in a while. Like they could even do what Kumiya does.

Like, you know, once in a while and once a month, you do it in person. But supposedly where they do the show is from a storage unit. So you can get a storage unit anywhere in Texas for probably. be like next to nothing. They start the studio. And they don't have to live there so they can just do it from there. And then it's empty the rest of the month. But this is fucking sad, man.

And to move your family, I may because it's Father's Day weekend, to move your family, be like, yeah, we got to move because Brian's moving. But again, if they had any sense, they would just do a show like this. And they would, they could just live stream

just the way I'd just. used to do the show at Levy or Chad or Adam. They don't have to be in the same location. And then they could get superchats. A lot of people have a lot of opinions about Brian Kalin and Brandon Scha. And so I don't watch their show, but I'm sure it's all tuckered out in terms of like any hot topics. The only hot topic now is really like, these guys are not doing well. So, uh, and the fact that he's like heartbroken.

That's fucking heartbreak. to me, listen, I don't have a soul according to De Trobe, but this is, this to me, because I do have a family. So this is heartbreaking to me that these guys would move. I mean, Brian Kandler wanted to move. He's been talking about forever. But this guy, this guy's from L.A.

He's not from, you know, he's from L.A. He became friends at Rogan, I guess, through boxing or MMA. And then he started doing standup because he was friends at Rogan. and but to move to do a fucking shitty podcast and their podcast is is not doing well so so again they can just do it like this they could live stream and they could read they have more active chat more active super chats they can make a little take a little bit of money from super chats a lot of them would be insulting that but the fact that this guy moved and now he's heartbroken heartbroken that's fucking heartbreaking happy father's day everybody I mean a sorcerer probably have a fucking listen man unless unless your company says you got to move moving is not ideal unless your company moves or you get fired you got to get a new job but he didn't get fired he could still do the show you don't have to do you don't have to do your show like the old days sitting with another guy sitting with bobby kelly that that that ship has sailed anyway that's fucking played out sitting in a studio and and with a couple of guys and riffing oh it's

fucking pathetic but but but but but brine was going to move but the fact that Brandon Shab dragged his fucking family. And they're probably miserable. That's probably why he's heartbroken. Dude, I could watch this for hours. It's a good, yeah. I mean, and also it's like, damn, Kevin Brennan is the voice of reason here.

Yeah. He's telling it like it is to Por Shab. Mm. Stuff he didn't think about. And they probably are miserable there. Yeah. It's a step down. They were the celebrities kids in L.A.

Now they're Brennan Shab's kids in Austin. Demos watches, Demos Joll. His watches, Mosio. I know. It's so funny. We did this for six minutes straight. Probably wife is fucking, like, depressed as shit is, is, yeah, I don't know. From the comments I read on the Reddit, he definitely has a son because I guess he's his baseball coach. He's got to, I mean, it's fucking.

We've been watching this clip for so long that I've actually sent 10 bucks to dabble do. I mean, the son will, you know, kids are resilient. I've heard that a million times, but still, I stand with Jack. Brennan. Again, again, again, do I have guilt about the cat thing? No. Would I have guilt if I was, Brennan Shab? Yes. Yes. And the fact that you're waiting for fucking

Joe Rogan to call you, that's fucking sad. And then Joe Rogan's got to be like, oh, these guys are all moving. At first, Joe Rogan was all excited, everybody was moving. And now he's probably like, holy shit, they're all moving. They're all dependent on me.

Holy fuck. Oh, my God. I bet you that goes on for another 20 minutes, dude. Wow. Well, anything you want to see about it? No, I think he said it all. Did you hear about that? Oh, yeah, I did. Yeah.

Johnny Knoxville is the new host of Fear Factor. Right. I mean, Shob was in the running, like you said. Thank you for telling us, though, Ryan. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it probably would have been Brennan Shob if Knoxville's like friends with the producers or whatever. No, I mean, what should Johnny Knoxville do, dude?

What's that? What should Johnny Knoxville do? thank them but yeah yeah yeah you're right yeah you got something right here oh boom got it it's on your mustache now oh damn you're good you're good thank you all righty let's see here what's next oh shit how long before papa's parking cars at the mothership as a door guy sam scoli how long before bopu is parking cars at the mothership um what do you think I mean, I was going to ask a question similar to that. But what you're thinking about it, he did say that.

Remember, he was like, oh yeah, I'll be a janitor. Right? Yeah, what job, it would do a poll. We haven't done a poll. What job should Brennan do? Okay. And should it be at the mothership or should it be in Texas? At the mothership.

Okay. All right. What job should Brennan do at the mothership? So one of them would be... I got one. Oh, you okay. But what's your first one? Door guy.

Kind of boring. Janitor? Janitor, yeah. Let's see. Valet. Valet. And I got the last one. All right.

Nice. The bathroom's tall guy. I'm laughing at bathroom still. I got the bathroom attendant. Oh, that would have been way better. The bathroom attendant, dude. Bathroom stall guy definitely sounds funnier than bathroom attendant. He made the right choice by deleting the second one, Victor.

You're right the first time, Victor. Oh, wow, a lot of different people voting different things. Make sure to vote in the poll and make sure you like the video. Let's see what we're the fuck we're at right now, dude. 93. Oh, okay. That's fine. That's fine.

Let's see here. Let me find the next chin to clip up here. You take a piss and Brendan Chauv hands you a mint and then it's mad that you don't tip. Oh, you don't tip? Oh, okay. Would you rather? I didn't need your help to wash my hands. This one's posted by Icarus Lives.

We haven't seen him in a minute. Bapa Nero. Let me park your truck. Let's see. I think it was like some truck that Homer bought maybe. But it was like a bad truck. Sometimes it's so funny. You can't even laugh be.

Toilet clean. Bathroom stall guy. All right. A bathroom stall guy is pretty funny. I wonder, I still think oil changes to get to win. But, you know, we'll see. This is like Zoran Mamdani versus Andrew Cuomo. Bathroom stock guys going to win.

Now, you think so? We'll see, dude. I don't know. A lot of people like trucks. Did you see the rumor that Togan is opening a mothership in NYC? Is that a... What? What the fuck up.

Shout out to Paul C. Good to see you in here. Luke Thomas. it's posted by Stone did what is he going to say? What do you think? I don't know I do. Let's see. Noah says, would you rather a third Trump term or Burke Kreischer for president?

Let me be as clear as I possibly can. I would try to live through a third Trump presidency. Burke Chrysher for president is automatic mouth over a shotgun territory. The way Luke says stuff, team. He's so fucking. Fuck it. So intense.

Yeah, man. Luke's intensity is crazy. Imagine having to work with that. I love Luke. Imagine he was your boss. No, but it's funny intensity. Yeah, it's funny. There's no world where I want to live where he has access with this bloated, drunk,

oaf. He's never said a funny thing in his life. Oh my God, dude. He doesn't mind going hard on Chrysher, but he won't on Shob. Yeah, I get, well, yeah, Chrysher's got a, he's, he's not as, uh, volatile, volatile as Shob's life, you know. Eisen, falsetto. If he were to become president, I would absolutely, Jim Norton used to own the URL, eat a bullet.com. I would buy it and then live stream my suicide.

Oh my God. Just when you thought it couldn't get more intense. Be cool. Luke is awesome fuck yeah shout out to Lugue view count is trouble B we're in the end game now posted by

Johnny underscores oh my god this is the clip channel huh Brendan Schaub would fight returning to the U.S.C who Brendan Schaubb would fight Brian Collins shows his nuts

reacting to Colorado fire attack suspect it looks like Carlsoncia right whoa are those that are views yeah Oh, man. This is a clip channel, though. Oh, okay. Our thoughts on Joaquin Buckley versus Kamaro Usman.

Tim Kennedy's son is an insane athlete. Reacting to UFC 316, Brennan Chops, Texas Saturday at Intercellar barbecue. Gives a fuck about that, dude. What are you at the barbecue restaurant? Wow. I used to think Denver had the best barbecue. I was so wrong.

Texas has the best barbecue. Austin how come you've never even oh shit george janko brenn shop is the only reason he is yet to host saturday night live posted by dazzling rabbit 633

let's see here how come you've never even try to maneuver doing Saturday life you're definitely I think I need more famous like more famous like they just had you know they have like Harry Styles don't it you know I think I got some more work to do

I'll get there you will I'll get there You will. You will. Yeah. That would be a... What's up? Saturday Night Live.

What's that? My favorite chili. Oh, so infuriating. I think he'd be great on SNL. I think he should host SNL for sure. Yeah. I mean, if fucking, what's his name, uh, Tesla guy, Elon Musk, he did terrible.

Brandon Shob would do better than Elon Musk. Should, Shoe? Oh, wait, how do you spell it? Yeah, yeah. SNL. Yes, no. Let's see what they think. Maneuver to S&L.

Yeah, that's such a douchey way of saying it. Maneuvered SNL. Dude, he should 100% host SNL. The sketches are going to be, he'll revive SNL, dude. I'd watch it. We got a speech problem, y'all. Eric, when are you at the mother's... Shob's trying to get the guys to do a live show

and Chris isn't having it posted by chin puller of clips. Let's see here. Eric, when are you at the mothership? I just did it, so it's probably not going to be until next year. But, you know,

I want to do like an Eric and friends or whatever it is like that. I can get out there. Are we do? Who is? Chill out, Luke. Chill out, Lunk.

Lug. With someplace else, I don't know. But we want to come out. We need to come out and do, we come out there just to be with you there. You know, you're just around.

We can do a live show. at the Vulcan or something, that'd be dope. Yeah, let's do that. I like it. Live show. Chris is not thrilled, dude. Shab's SNL monologue is my dream. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I didn't think about that. Shut up. Shut up, Brian Wolf. Shout out Wiley Harris. Do you want to do an S&L monologue at Shob or no? So it's good to be here on Saturday. I don't normally go out on Saturday because I'm not gay.

New York is D. friend. Yeah, I got a New York prom, y'all. Yeah. I actually watched the S&L movie they did

on Netflix and I did, I forgot how gay everyone is. New York is North Korea with a train. What? North Korea than those trains?

New York is like Moscow with salsa on it. Oh, man. I quit, dude. I can't do show. It hurts. It hurts.

It hurts. It hurts. Shab right now. I like Chris Daly's reaction here, though, dude. show at the Vulcan or something that'd be dope yeah let's do that I like it

live show whatever whatever oh Chris doesn't seem into it okay that's fine that's fine no I am into it I don't like your attitude no I was thinking about something else I was thinking about no I was thinking about how I have to get this natural remedy thing that the doctor told me it's called umka sorry for what you're pissed you're unbelievable thanks for watching golden hour yeah go piss your pants all right see you guys guys.

What's umka? I don't know if it's a bit or he really has to get a natural remedy for something. Well, yeah, what would the doctor give, uh, delay advice on? Do you want to stop fucking?

Yeah. Horne. You got to take umka. Nick's laugh killed it. Victory. Shout out to you. Uh, Never been happier,

Bubba posted by Super Secret. Oh my God. They look like they're on like some kind of redacted love island or something. Yeah. Don't look at her cheeks, dude. Okay, giving a lot of Brennan shop content these last couple days, of course, can never have a good picture together. Their thing also looks like they peed on the floor. That's hilarious. They had an accident. Piss or water. What are those shoes? Oh, yeah. Balenciaga. Balenciaga. Disgusting. Disgusting. Just cannot stop spending money, dude.

Yeah, the crazy thing to buy, yeah. Let's see here. Stream is starting to lag. It drives me nuts. Yep. Stream's blockbuster right now, but I think it's audio only. The audio is working at least. We already watched that.

We already seen that. Brendan Shobg is a tour of his new studio. Wait, are they in fact in a storage unit? What the fuck? Dazzling Rabbit 633. I feel like I've seen this because somebody DMed it to me immediately. Let's see

You guys a little tour of the studio So it's a little bit Chaos right now Have you seen this dude? No Oh my God They're in a storage unit You got your

Polaris there That's a King Special Edition Polaris I like whoever recorded this It was one in the morning Oh shit One in the morning they're at Oh I thought they were at less battery

Than 55 Race Polaris You got to drive fast All Gas Ultimate dad whip that's the next giveaway i don't drive it because i don't want to wreck it you got my demon 170 this thing's the absolute monster but can only go straight you have the cool lights that every car influencer has my day look at the storage units oh okay yeah yeah that's right it revealed a little too much uh mm-hmm a lot of trucks in that storage unit yeah

This is MSNBC. This is Fox News right here. He's at a huge studio. Yeah. And King is the new Kibotech. Kibotech's in L.A., I'm assuming, or California. Oh, I don't know if they're the same thing, though. King Shocks?

Oh, King Shocks. Kibatech, I think, also does shocks, though. I was just a test. I want to make sure you're a truck guy. I am. Yeah. I'm the most of truck guys. I am.

The driver with 1,300 horsepower. Bunch of box. I got a unwrap today. Got the rain fridge. So the rain fridge is there. The rain fridge. Dude, we need that.

Mm-hmm. That's sick. Yeah. I want a rain fridge. We should get a rain fridge right here. Put the net on it and then have the new chairs that they have. Damn. Can you imagine like how happy your girl would be like she comes home and she sees a rain fridge?

Yeah, dude. Dude, she fucking, Mm-hmm. Fucking. He would be like, are we married yet? never sleep again. Probably. Just cracking rains. Are you serious? Just coming all the time.

Coming left and right, dude. Coming over, coming left and right. Rain and come. But the goal is Benpack lifts here and here. So it's going to be like a straight up shop in here for Drive Fast all gas. What? Oh, shop like car shop, not like we can go there. When he said that, I got a little hard, not going to lie.

It's like, yeah, we can buy drive fast all gas stuff in your storage. He does like What's that show where they do the storage units? Storage Wars? Yeah. Yeah. The fighter in the storage unit. The fighter in the storage unit.

Yeah, what were you saying? I was just laughing at Gitt saying that's the fighter in the storage unit. Oh, yeah. Pretty good. Sorry, I got to fix this. Oh, damn, they're rolling in. What's up, Dallas?

The Eminus X-D. Look at you guys. bigger fridge than Jerry's. That's facts. Jerry's. At least he's spelled it with the G. How are you feeling about this right now? I'm okay.

It's over 100. That's fine. Oh. That's fine. I'm not going to get mad. You turn it off? You turn off like the mad meter when it's over. Yeah.

When it gets over 100, it's okay. I mean, it's not a lot. Can I show you something else? Yeah. What about that though? Yeah, I mean, there's a big difference. Oh, you're right. The discrepancy between the two.

Yeah, dude. I guess, yeah, you know what? I mean, fuck it. I'll turn that. I'm turning on the sound. No, no, no. You're lucky I went to 115. The sound was pretty close.

I like how we only get one every time we do this. All right. We'll see where we're at now. We've seen that. Oh. Dude, too lazy to try. Content lately has been off the fucking charts, dude. I got to get back on there, dude.

Yeah. Bapa and the rest of the hacks will still move to take, move anywhere to goes. Joe Rogan's friends hate Austin, Texas. You got to watch that one. Okay, I'm going to watch that on a way home. Excellent. Listen, I mean.

Yeah. This is posted by chin puller of clips, the fall of Tefat K and two balconies origin story. Be become a billionaire. Go ahead and let's talk about the chin grill. Hold on, by the way, before we get to the chin grill, it's too late for chin to die young. I was trying to say if I die at 74,

that's be lived fast die young. 114 likes good 114 likes good I like on the voice kind of went good Yeah It's a little too late for me Die die That's what Chin, you're of age

to have a midlife crisis right now This is exactly where I'm I'm shocked that if anyone in this room Hasn't had a midlife crisis It's not Chen Why? I think Chin at midlife was at the p like he was

he was the height of teafat k everything was going well so oh it was amazing so he's he coasted right through dude that was such a wild time i was a dude i would go to freaking literally just go to ralphs and multiple not the same not at the same time oh hell yeah

as comedians what do you think is harder to watch a buddy bambing on stage and judeine or a soldier watching his buddy Get Bam, three, and Judean. Oh, my God. Dude, yes. Oh, my God. Be cool, dude.

What the fuck? Get out of here. But that's, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for the money, but that's wild, dude. Oh, God. Oh, my God.

Do you want to answer that? It's five bucks. Sure. The, the ladder. Yeah. I mean, I don't want to be the devil's commissary or whatever, but I think the former. Oh, really? It's really hard to watch your friend go on stage and say Pico de Gaio and Chile on.

Right. Now, for sure, watching somebody for real die would be hardcore. I did like David Spade's book where he kept saying, like, he kept using the, it's, we were like, soldiers in Nam. He kept commenting on like, don't you hate that? That's a, if you were like a soldier from Nam, you would hate how people just use that as a reference point. Yeah, maybe.

When it was the worst moment of your life and they're just referencing like having a bad brunch. Does a trick question gets? You can't have friends in comedy. There's only 250 other guys, dude. Facts. That's it. Savage.

There's no friends. Far. We'll see. Grocer store. Go to here. They're like, dude. Dude. I was like, oh, fuck, yeah.

I was walking out proudly and shit. Now they're like, what's your name? What? They make you pay for stuff. Yeah, they're like, yeah, yeah. Well, you're, you're fighting. Fire of the kid. You gotta leave, dude.

Oh, what's up? Two balconies? I don't know how that caught on. That's so fucking weird. Did you just say you had... No, no, I did a vlog and I was like joking around. Like, I sip a coffee on my first balcony. Sip a coffee on my second balcony.

And then that just fucking... That's hilarious. Why that, though? That makes no sense to me. That's really funny. If I had two balconies, I drink coffee at both of them, too. I know, I was saying you have my... You have two balconies?

You don't know that, dude? Yeah, you got to come over. Oh, my God. It's kind of crazy. Never been over. What the fuck? You have two balconies? Yeah.

I have no yard. I have nothing here, dude. I mean, this is going to sound ridiculous, but my balconies kind of suck. You can't, you can only stand out there. There's not enough space. Oh, okay. But yeah. I have a tiny fridge.

Tiny microwave. I like that. I have no yard. You have a pool. I do have a pool. Yeah, that's pretty sick. I don't have a pool. Yeah, fucking read them and weep, dude.

Yeah, yeah. And it's like so close to my apartment. Yeah, yeah. It's dope. I could literally. jump out of my apartment into the pool. Yeah, and you could hang out in the pool all day with the guy with the tent.

There's a guy with the tent's back. I think we talked about that on the Patreon. The tent's fucking back, dude. Oh, that was the end of the clip. Let's see here. I don't know how that caught on. Immediately explains how that caught on. Yeah, but who started in it?

Sitting heart rate. Oh, yeah, sitting heart rate. What is that again? Oh, he's got like 120 resting heart rate. Yeah, so I'm worried. we're still worried about him, yeah. We're going to work it out. All righty.

We've seen that one. Uh-oh, Texas milk, my mommy in full effect. Still pale. Okay. Financial skin, 4969. Uh,

we've seen that one. We've seen that. We've seen that. We've seen that. But, but we've seen this. How you're liking it? Who says they can't book guests anymore?

Morgan Freeman on T-Pack. Post by Mountain Pepper 3586. Seven. I just moved to us, man. Yeah, I'm trying to fly my way. It's, I'm heartbroken about LA. Yeah, thanks to any city. That's the train, the railroad tracks.

That's great. There's a train that goes around. Oh. Shout out to you, guys. Shout out to you, Wiley Harris. That was so good. All right, laughing up. All right.

I want to do the fake Rogan. But I am really laughing, dude. Yeah. I am really laughing. Fuck. Cooney's Dentistry Whole Foods. Where can I buy the stomping pad? You say Cooney's Dentistry try whole food.

Oh. Yeah. What's it called? This one's posted by haphazard, dude. Oh, sick. The move to Austin really rejuvenated the pot. Dude, haphazard. No sarcasm, dude.

Let's be cool, all right? Yeah. Here we are, baby. We're back, bud. We're back. And I want to apologize for leaving again. but it's only 10 days 11 days 10 days

It's two weeks of filming You're missing two weeks I'm not missing two weeks I'm missing No because you come back On like a Tuesday Well come back on a Wednesday Yeah

Brian We'll be we'll get a podcast In that week So it'll be three shows I miss Altogether three shows A total of three Four Because you come back on Wednesday

We'd have to film on Thursday Yeah we'll film on Thursday We'll film on Thursday But you know what Hey look at me We're filming on Thursday But guess what? we'll get it in that'll be our Thursday we'll do it Thursday morning and so we only miss

three maybe like next week so while you're gone on what are you going to cruise I'm I'm going with the extended family it's every it's every June every June it's so gay Jesus Christ dude it's just so sad bad da bum bad um to bum day that's more cool come back wow dude shout out to you Brian wolf thank you very much um so sad why is Shop is just pissed off. It's weird to say it's gay. Like, why? Like that, even for Shab, that was a weird one.

Like, if you ever go to Ohio or Martha's Vineyard, I'm like, that's gay. Yeah, with your family. Yeah. That's gay. Well, it's my whole family, though. It's my dad. He's 85. But cruises?

Well, we take, it's a high-end cruise. I'm kind of on shop's side, though. You don't go on cruises. No, because I just, it's not, doesn't sound appealing to me. Me neither. the way Othman explained it to me is that what's good is

you don't need to move you get to go to places but you don't have to move your luggage because you always go you always just go back to the bow Oh you're trapped in a bow What's it?

Bob bedazzles us again with unrelenting redacted Thank you Curtis I mean Oh shit Alex Thank you What's it called? Yeah. I mean, I'm not a fan of cruises.

Adam says it's a family tradition. So he's going on cruises to L.A., I guess. I think a high-end cruise sounds okay. Maybe if you're going, like, maybe if you're going someplace really cool, you know. But, I mean, I just, it's more about being trapped in the boat to me. Yeah, I went on one cruise when I was of age to drink. And I just got fucked up every day.

Yeah, I would do that. And went to Alaska. Yeah, that sounds fun. It was cool seeing Alaska, but. It was like the people on the boat were just disgusting. Oh, yeah. I mean, like, sorry if you take cruises, but on that particular boat. And it wasn't a carnival cruiser.

It was like a nice cruise line. It was just like older people or larger people. And granted, I'm not like fucking, you know, I'm not Brendan Chob. I'm not ripped. You know what I mean? Right. It was like Wally.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I like the idea of all you can eat get fucked up. I'm kind of a trashy guy. I'm so. over now, though. So I'm like, that's not, it's not for you. I'm like, if I go on a boat, I'll relapse. It would be very tempting. I mean, everyone's walking around like pinocaladas. Yeah. That's the thing I truly was just like, when I went to the, uh, all, all inclusive resort, I was just walking around like a pinacolada at one hand and a Miami Vice the other and just like,

and like grenade in the other. Like, let's play volleyball. Like, almost drowning. Let's see the rest of this year. Cruz is and testful, dude. Two things. I fucking hate. No, but this is a great. It's with the kids. It's great.

It's fun. But yeah, so you're missing two weeks when we just got her, so that's cool. But we got, I got Tim Kennedy filling in next week. That's a very good filling. And then I'll probably have

Catharwood filling. These are good fillings. These are good fillings. Yeah. Let's be honest, what the fuck am I going to do when I come here, though? You know what I mean?

Like, what am I going to do? You know what you got to do? What? Just show up. That's right. Oh. Oh, shit. Brian Wolf pulled a thief for Sutherland.

Really? Brian Wolf pulled a thief for Sutherland. Thank him B. Oh, well, buta, buta, but a, but a, blah, but a ban. Everyone's stealing that from Shab. Yeah. Yeah, because man Lehman put that up here. Oh, yeah.

It's a, it's a thing we say on the show. Not that I matter. We saw this. This is great. let's see what's next here one day ago the official DFAG page garnered a whopping 27 likes and 8 days for the raffle promo

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I mean he's all about costumes that's kind of fun honestly I think that maybe the one thing that's a little bit redeemable is that he is like doing a bit. Yeah. You know? Like this is ridiculous to wear this, but it's also ridiculous to wear the mechanics outfit. It's funny.

I'm for this. You are a costume guy. I like costumes, yeah. I was surprised when we first started doing the show how many wigs you had. I was like, wow, he has a lot of wigs. Dude, we used to do a lot more of that back in the day. Interviews, wigs, costumes. I was the fucking...

Mr. O. Island boys for a while. Costumes kind of gay. Yeah, whatever. Mr. Oh, dude. You don't want to piss off Cooney. He's got a lot of violence.

Yeah, I have violence in my DNA. Let me guarantee you one thing. You come here? You know, I'm leaving on skate. Yeah. You, I don't know. You might have to squeeze your neck off. Your fucking neck off, yeah.

Yeah, I might fuck your neck off. Comedy Wrap Pack was never real posted by Echo 543. It's from Joe Rogan. So before I hit the comedy. But he doesn't give a shit about any of that, does he? He just does whatever the fuck he wants in it. Sometimes it works. He does whatever he wants and he's the leader of the pack,

but he's also the reason why we embrace each other. And, you know, five, six years ago, seven years ago at the comedy rap act. And we were the, we were the rap pack. And we were the guys and every show sold out. Our names on the marquee. And then the pandemic hits. The pandemic hits. and the leader of the rap pack leaves, Joe Rogan leaves.

The guy who kind of sucks. One of us is going to make it. You bring us, would you? It's like, whoa, where is you, buddy? I thought, let's, all right, the troops, although we're not in L.A., we got to rally. Let's rally around each other. And it broke my heart, man. It broke my, that, no.

I thought we were all going to fight, man. I thought we were, what happened? Yeah. I thought we were all gonna fight. Right. Where did you guys go? Right. You left us.

Well, we weren't a community. No. We weren't friends. You guys were only our friends because we could help you. Yeah. And then when we need your help at the most, you guys are nowhere to be found. Whoever makes it will take care of the other ones. Really?

Does that sound like a deal you would make? Sounds like a deal you'd make one night while you're drinking. Not a real deal. Shout out to glitz. None of their fans are the class type to cruise. Okay, cool. Sweet. Yeah, exactly.

Even till this fucking day. Fuck you. But you got to forgive. Sure. People are afraid. And they don't know. I don't hold resent. Sometimes they don't know.

I don't even think about them. To be honest with you. But also, fuck you. I like how he had to get that out. Classic. He's like, I don't care. But fuck you.

Yeah. Amazing. So three of us. We're all in this together, boys. We said we were in this together. Like, hey, hey, hey. You promised. You're probably.

You're fucking, I said, The golden age and what we were doing was so special, we took it for granted. And I didn't realize at the time how special it was. And in my theater, where my fish tank are, and my man cave, I have four pictures from those days. Frozen moment, that was the best time. ever.

Yeah. Listen, this is the best life. This is the best life for guys. We're the luckiest fucking people that have ever lived. Like you had Jimmy Carr on and he was talking like, he's like, I'm doing this today, then I'm going to Chappelle's thing, that I'm doing killed Tony, that I'm doing the mothership, that I'm doing an arena in fucking Scandinavia. Best life.

What a life. It's the best life. There's a take on anything and everything that's like, ah! Yeah. How long we've been on here for? I don't know, an hour and a half or something. Oh, yeah, hour 46. Damn.

All right. So, yeah, we're winding. What I thought was funny, we're winding down. What I thought was funny about that, I was thinking that I've probably said this before, but, you know, he is talking like, I thought we were going to fight. I thought we were going to fight. But he said he didn't know who Delea was. He kicked Brian off his show. He did all the things he's mad about.

Yeah. You know? Yeah, dude. I mean, it's sad, but you know what's crazy is that Shob could have just kept doing stand-up and have,

like, maybe like, make Maidens meet with everyone around him. But he stopped. You just, like, quit again. Well. That's like you watch Shob and you kind of learn about yourself.

You're like, oh, maybe I should never quit, dude. Sure. Look how it doesn't work for him. You know? Shab and Eddie Murphy in a strange way have something in common. Everyone wants to see them do stand up again.

Yeah. Right? For different reasons. But it's kind of crazy. Like Eddie Murphy, a lot of people think, myself included, best comedian ever lived.

Oh yeah. And he, everybody wants him to do it. And he's always like, yeah, maybe. Ah, no, I'm not going to do it.

Shab, worst comedian ever live. And he's always kind of like flirting with it, even though now he's like, I can't do it because I have baseball or people, I'll beat people up or whatever.

But it's like, dude, your special has millions of views, right? Everybody talks about it. It's the worst of all time. You're not going to do another one? You need to do another one. You need to do. You don't stop at your greatest work, which is his worst work. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

You don't fucking not make lemons. You don't fuck the lemons. You know what I mean? You at the very least don't not make lemonade. I don't hold resentments, but fuck you. Yeah, the last thing you need to do is stop making lemonade is what we're saying. I just don't understand. You have a lemon tree and you don't make lemonade.

Pause. How many stand the comedians are talking about being coaches for their fucking kids baseball team? Not enough. Thank you. Only one that I know. I got this big tree of lemons and I'm thirsty and I like the taste of lemonade. You know, and I'm not going to go outside. What's next?

No lemonade stand. Come on. And guess what? You boys thirsty. Matt Lehman said, when you guys got the red chairs, we didn't know how special that was. That's true. Yeah. I mean, there was a special time.

Those chairs are gone. We use them to make lemonade. Guys, we got to get shot back on the stomping pad, dude. He needs to get back to doing stand-up comedy, dude. It's just crazy not to do it. I mean, it's what he was born to do. He's wanted to do it since he was a child. He was a brief, brief period where he sold.

comic books out of his mom's closet to old men that his mom let come in his house. And after that, it was all he wanted to be on SNL. He was doing comedy with Joe Rogan and Brian Callan. The most comedy. Brian and Brendan Schaub and friends, one of my favorite comedy stand-up shows. The most favorite. And, you know, part of it is truck stuff. And cooking shows.

I'm sorry, not cooking shows. What's it called? Food trucks. Going to food trucks. eating food with people. And randomly having pizza. Pizza, pizza places. Donuts.

Donuts on the shirts. Donuts are dripping. Dicey, dicey. Dripping donuts. You know. Anyways, well, we'll see you guys in two weeks for Timos. Yeah. Shout out to you guys for coming through here.

We appreciate the likes, but we can use a little more always. Yeah. How about one of you join the Patreon? Just one. Yeah. Just one of you, too. Only one, not more than one. Not more than one.

We'll turn away everyone else, just one person. We're gonna, you can hit the thing where you accept and we'll deny it. Garfield, hell yeah, long episode, eight inches long. Yeah. Nice. All right, everybody. Have a good night. Later.

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