10 Minutes of Schaub - Nick Swardson HATES BRENDAN SCHAUB | 10 Minutes of Schaub #148

Episode Date: August 30, 2026

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of a Q&A posts from the motherfucking Fighter and the kid episode that dropped last week. Yep, yep, yep. This one's posted by haphazard or one of our guys. Shout out to him. Great guy, never met him. It's a Q&A. Bapa admits that

T-fac-T-Fat-K has been ruined. Uh-oh. Let's see. Martino 77 wants to know what's one thing you would both do differently if you have to start this podcast over again? Not the Bobby Lee stuff and listen to people.

But as far as do things different, I think when Brian... And by the way, he's changing team to people now. Listen to the team. Oh, I didn't catch that. He's trying to get it past you, dude. It's working. It worked on me, man.

It worked on me, man. I did not. Yep. That's true. He is trying to do that. Sneaky little shop. Sneaky little brendum. He's always two steps behind you, dude.

I mean, it's honestly. to me, it's like, I know he's still blaming the team, but it almost sounds like it's improvement. You know, he's like not listening to people. Like, there are these people that told him. You got to fucking Bobby Lee's trying to get you. You know, are you playing this whole thing out? People have got what, you mean?

Brian sitting right next to you. He's the one of fucking. He said all that shit. Or you did, I don't know. That motherfucking team, bro. He's like, I dropped that. I shredded the evidence. It's like, you should have showed us.

That would be so funny if he said he shredded the 300 pages of evidence. I got rid of the. evidence. My lawyers were telling me I had like a really good case. I got rid of them. Okay, because they're fucking up. I, you know, I'm not going to show you. I have proof of everything that happened, but it's not worth it. I've moved past that. Yeah. You know? I was going off through his shit. Him taking a leave of absence was a bad idea. And me just doing the show with random people. I think that was a bad idea. I think we should have. Granted, we need the money at the time. I think we should have put our foot down.

Now, in 2025, you can do that. Everyone's like champion you, right? Like, you'll see guys that get accused of bullshit. Everyone's like, we don't believe it. But back in 2020-19, when we're going through it, and I was like, B, what do you want to do? And the only way we would get money was for Brian, take a leave of absence.

I think it ruined the show. Wow. I like how they keep referencing, like, women's, like, accusations of rape as bullshit. Yeah, some bullshit. You know, some of that bullshit stuff that happens. And that, that, that's, you're, you got your eyes on the right thing because I didn't see that either. I was thinking about, I immediately thought about like, oh, shots fired to Chappelle and Malik.

Oh. Oh my God. And that way more important thing is that you're just saying that women are full of shit. This looks like, this is a high school bully face, dude. Just like, yeah. Brown was good game for, stupid bitches fucking saying that he bakes me too. Yeah, yeah. Basically, the stuff he would have changed is the stuff that other people did wrong.

Yeah. He's like, not allow these people to fucking do this to me. If he had just followed his good. He wouldn't have any problems. Any problems. The show would have been perfect. Oh, sorry. Sorry about that.

Oh, come on. I think that, along with the Bobby Lee stuff, ruined the show. Now, I do think there's a place for us to come back, whatever that means. you know, but I would do this show for free. He's got to stop saying that, dude. It's like a self-fulfilling prophecy. And you will be soon. It is funny.

Not only is it as self-fulfilling prophecy, but it's also like, you know, if you say something a lot, it kind of starts to sound like you're not being truthful. You know? Like, no, you don't want to do this show for free. You don't want to do this show for how much you're getting paid now.

So, yeah. It's close to free. Yeah, the magic mines. The magic minds look full. There's only one been drinking. I love seeing Brian. I love you guys. I would do it for free.

Yeah. Right? Same thing. I love that. I think you said it well. Deuce is Machiana. That's so sad. This is supposed to be a comedy show

and they're all serious and sad. That's the funniest part, dude. It's like, what happened? What happened right before they asked that? That'd be so funny if the beginning of their shows is just like, hey, welcome back to the fighter and the kid. And this week, we're... My son died.

It's like the saddest shit. I was, I set up a lot there for nothing. I like the premise. Thank you. I was with it. Yeah, I'll delete it later. Let's see here. The future's the Marines.

This is posted by Chin Poolewer of Clips. Nick Schwarzen, one of the original. in one of the original homeless cats compilation. Let's see. Your Vikings suck ass, though. Boom. I'm going to look like a fucking Italian Lego, dude.

Good God. Shut the fuck up, man. She was just sitting there like fucking Brian Callan. You know what I mean? Just waiting to get drilled by fucking shop. Just sitting there. Fucking shop.

Thief or Sutherland. God, that's what I call him. You put your phone, just put it right against your stomach, and it just fucking absorbs it. And then it sends it right to Brandon Shob's mouth. It just appears. Brennan Schaubb, you're like, ooh, boo! You really have some fucking. Oh, fuck.

This guy, this is one of the 250 right here. The eating thing, he even got down the weird way he eats. He's been watching truckwalk diaries, I guess. Oh. It just appears. Brennan Child will be like, ooh, food,

eating at some fucking stupid restaurant. And then just shit just fills his mouth like a fucking Italian chipmunk. Just harboring nuts for the linter. And he gets back in his leopard skin miata that he bought for $8 million. He doesn't know how to buy things. A fucking child. When you, all shit.

Would you read? You read books, Zines? What are you reading? I read fucking Zane. I read books. Yeah. I read, yeah, I can read. I think I used to read Outdoor American. Can you pull that up, Colin? Don't pull it up. Unlike Callan and Schaub, I can read. There you go. They don't want that. They have to have an armadillo. You fucking,

are these idiots? Who are these people? I don't know. Rich people probably. People making your movie, probably. Brennan Shab has probably a fucking kennel of our fucking dillows. Oh, it. I'm gonna go with three d'en-old. the future. If you read somebody's mind, it couldn't be like literal. Sometimes I'll just think of weird shit. Yeah, what if the guy's an idiot and you're stuck with him forever? Dude,

have we not seen this before? You know what this reminds me of like us because not, I mean, it's like, super funny. And I'm not saying like we're as funny as Swartzen or whatever, but it's like we will shoehorn shop into things constantly. Like, they

could be talking about something totally different. If I was the, if I was the department or the secretary of agriculture and they were asking me about farms, I'd be like, listen, listen, I'm always been a farm guy, you know, and then they'd be like, why did you do that? And I'm like, well, I'm not like Brennan Shob and they're like, can we stay on topic? This reminds me a lot when I was a kid and sold comic books out of my mom's closet. And he just keeps going at it. It's really, once you get in a little taste of it, you don't, you cannot stop.

You have to keep doing it That's why I'll never put milk and tea, dude Because I don't want to know how good it is That's a good strategy Mm-hmm But if this What if it's Brennan and Shob Yeah

I'm Brennan's a friend of mine That's right But it's only two paragraphs Yeah Damn this is It's like dude what You're cold dog

Dude You're cold dog Guys Oh dude Those guys look like a cup That's our fucking job Right now, I'm addicted to Christmas. He's got a reverse mortgage deal he's putting together for me.

I also got him a deal with the nose master. It's like thigh master, but it's for your nose. Gets it all ripped up. You get to do push-ups with it. Everyone's doing it. No, I know exactly what it is. I do keegles with it. Oh, I just got accepted by P.F. Changs.

Oh, what? Put on speaker. Huh-huh. Whoa. It looks like he's in a movie. The leopard-skin Miata thing is hilarious. That's very funny. Spending $8 million.

Doesn't know how to spend money. Yeah. It sounds like both those things are amazing. Skimiyada sounds like street princess to me. You see how weird Whitney Cummings look like? Yeah. Does she look like, I don't know. I honestly don't know. But her face,

she can't be a normal and a thing because her face looks like that. Yeah. She can't act anymore. Yeah, I don't know. I don't like Whitney Cummings. No. Mm-mm. She's too much, dude. This one's posted by Vicki 184. Yikes. It's called Oda-Dapapa. Man.

This is scary to me. Yeah, this is terrifying. I don't like it. You Paco B? Let's see here. Let's go to the next one. Fucking get this off my screen. I'm a bit freaked out by that one.

Nobody knows who you are, Bapa. Nice, Mary Kay Carr. Complacent Exhausted posted this one. Let's see here. I think this is the tackling one. Why is it not opening? Here is the 2024

Rangler Rubicon 392 final edition. Logos all around. No, but sticking this for a run of the mill. Keep pause for saying. He's so just to explain if you didn't already know, he's like bet on this and he won it.

But look at that car. Would you want that? I would want an older Jeep than that. I just don't. I don't like the color. I like the opened air jeeps. Oh, like with no, is that I mean like no top?

Why? Why? It's so impractical. Like it's huge. It's pink. I don't. We'll find out in six months. Yeah.

Takes a long. time they make an episode of Tune Town, dude. And they's got to mod it. It probably doesn't have the right blowers, or at least not big enough for Brennan. Here is the 2024 Wrangler Rubicon 392 final edition.

92,000? That's a lot of chips. Crazy. Yeah. I was thinking this for a run-of-the-mill Ravel. 12-inch touch screen. Lots of creature comforts. That guy's hurt that old man.

That guy's ribs are broken. He's the new chin. He just tackled somebody. I know. What is he? He's just an oaf. He's like, you know, we've said it before. He's the guy in the locker room that doesn't know what he's doing.

Good job. Yeah, that's Brandon Shaw, the anime. Brandon Shaw. It's so funny, dude. People just innately disrespect him. Yeah. Fighter. He was with us in Kissimmee a couple of months ago,

and I think he just bought that wrangler. Good for him. I hope he's okay with the Tuscadero Pearl. I don't know. I don't know what the Tuscan Arrow Pearl is. It's probably a valve or a blower or something. Well, shout out to shop. Dude, you got a new car, Daddy.

Yeah, that's, you know, something. The next one is posted by financial, skinned 4, 4969, new persona uploading. We saw this on the last episode, but just as redacted. We did? I believe so. Let's see. Oh, really?

Dude, posted by a Raz Scunt. Rachel Zegler Snow White is officially the worst movie of all time on IMDB. 1.7. So, you know, Gringo Popoeia is a film. You know? Is this Gringo Poppy Erescher? Wow, I want to watch this movie now. I kind of, yeah, I mean, I kind of do too, just to see if it's that bad.

Yeah. I mean, it's Snow White. I don't really have much opinions on Snow White, you know? Same's. Yeah. Oh, wait, wait, let's see. What's the next one? Okay, you're probably one.

Yep. 1.1. 1.1. God damn. I honestly forget sometimes that it's 1.1. The low as possible. Because you can't go one. Yeah, yeah.

You can't go one? We'll see Greengo Poppy, too. When you get bots buying tens, you're going to get a 1.1 when everyone else is voting one. Do they do like 0.5? Or we don't know. No. No.

We know you could only do one. It would be lower. That's so funny. And it's always funny to see produced by Thick Boy Studios. Yeah. So it was written and performed. Written and performed by Brandon Schaub. They didn't even spell his name.

right. Let's see. What's it next? My life doesn't... Had to update this tasty dish posted by Cartizi. Let's see here. Get better for me and him are friends. You know, neither does his. So all good. Oh, do you know what that's in reference to? No, no. I think it's in reference to Bobby Lee. Oh, fuck. So he's saying, like, my life don't get better for friends. His does neither. That's such a weird thing to say.

It's so about anyone. You know? Yeah, well, it's not like he's talking about like Barshar Al-Assad. Yeah. You know, it's another comedian. Yeah. Bobby Lee. Some random guy in, like, Germany. She's like, yeah, us being friends, like, we wouldn't make our lives better.

Yeah. Like, it's him talking about supporting Hamas or not. I wouldn't, it wouldn't help Hamas. I can tell you that. That actually might be a good point. It would not help him us. My life doesn't get better for me and him are friends. You know, neither does his.

So all good. You know, all good. Well, I think he's a great guy. Yeah, I've always, I've always, We were never that close here. You came up with the Comedy Store. I was never that close with him. I've always appreciated him.

He's such a talent. He's great podcasting and stand-up. Look, man, but it's not like I missed them. I think, yeah, I mean, so real quick,

Brian's closer with Bobby. He's always been closer with Bobby than I was. Like, me and Bobby didn't talk, like, weekly or even monthly. If I saw him of the store, we're always cool.

Yeah. But it's not like if I tell you, which is the truth, I don't talk to Bobby. I didn't talk to him before any of this. So it's, there's no falling out. we were never that close.

Really, dude? Bobby Lee is one of my closest friends. I fucking can't get enough of this shit. I fucking love it. It's so good. It's so good. It's like fucking eating a delicious cookie.

I fuck a drink when you're thirsty. You're in the desert. You can't find water. You're like, God, I hope that's not a mirage. It's not. It's a glad.

It's water, daddy. Oh, fuck, my God. Let's see. Bobby, no one's been more supportive

when I started than Bobby Lee, dude. Right. Besides Rogan and Tal and Lee, like, nobody's been more supportive. This is also after everything happened.

Yeah. I just, it's so funny, man. Comes collilers. Oh my God. Adderall. Yeah.

If a doctor prescribes you atarol, they should have to show you P.F. Chang's, dude. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you have to do that before you get on the drugs. Yeah. The doctor's like, all right, here's your prescription, an hour of P.F. Chang's. It's just like, I remember when my mom gave birth to my brother.

They were telling my mom, like, postpartum depression is like this and that. And they were talking about that. Like, they had to do that. Yeah. You know what I mean? This should be something you have to do if you give somebody at a roll. You should have to show him that tasty dish. Yeah, Craig Sue, you have to talk to him first.

And the first two clips have not on Adderall, like flashing at you, not on Adderall, not on Adderall. And then it goes, this is Adderall. You're talking about Bobby leaves your closest friend. All right. I'll cut that part out. Let's see. Complaces. But you want people.

Complaced and exhausted posted this one. Bapa on him getting a cyber truck This looks like an old chin Let's see Oh, why does it do that? But you want people Unplug performance Flipping you off and shit

I know the Nazi You know what them draw on Nazi sides on it You don't have too much of a problem with that in Austin You know what's weird is you know me I can't stand electric cars But now that the lips are like I'm like I'm like oh shit I might get a cyber truck I wish a motherfucker would

Yeah just because I wish them just because Oh no I want one Yeah you fucked up It's so stupid I might get one and swap of diesel in it so it looks like it and they don't know just so they fuck with me.

Yeah. People have done that. They've put V8s. They've dropped V8s and Tesla's. It's a lot. It's a lot of work though. It's also why. You basically just tossing you gotta pay for the cyber truck and I'm gonna have to pay for it. It's a disaster. Rogan's it's I mean, the obvious thing is that you sounds like you're right.

I'm wrong. I can admit that. I won't sugar credit for you. He's gonna buy you're not gonna put sugar all over my dick and say it's delicious? Not this time. Okay. Boss. Dude, wow, that was crazy. But the thing that gets to me that gets me in this clip is Rogan going with the common sense. Like the thing is why, right?

You're going to fucking put another engine in a Tesla car? That's one of the stupider things he said. Yeah. At the risk of sounding redacted, like, it's crazy how perfect in a weird way. Obviously they're not. I'm just good ahead of the sentence here. But it's a crazy how perfect Mark and Brandon Worse. for each other at one time.

They both like to talk. Sure. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wish I was a fly on the wall, you know? Right. Hearing them talk in the good days. Yeah, yeah.

It would be fun to hear them just like two guys having a good time, big best friends. They're probably both guys that can make friends right, best friends right away too, right? So like they're just, they're out and they're like talking another guy hears them. And they're like, ah, I like that too. and then they're all talking about trucks and switching Tesla stuff and being...

How do you even lift that thing? You know? Kind of, yeah. They would, like, when they're at their, you know, friendliest and, like, it's probably a great time. Yeah. Let's see the next chin clip. This is going to be posted by macho, biz,

Don Cressler, Homeless Cat's Origin. It's always good to revisit this. But for the people that are negative or are on forums and are create troll accounts. I view those people the same I'd view a homeless guy critiquing my art or critiquing my set or critiquing a podcast. They do not matter. It does not matter.

That's so crazy. It's laughable and trite. I mean, not because someone, because the... Not homeless. Chin's like, please, not the homeless. A person who would go out of their way to create that account or to live in their mom's basement or whatever job they're working. He's so fucking mad.

That's what's funny. This is what mad thoughts get you. When you're stupid, he's furious, furiously angry at these people. And this is what you get. The lowest thing to him is a homeless guy. Mom's basement. And, of course, they live in the mom's beef. Yeah.

You're in your mom's deep. After this, he immediately ate a burrito. I will say Charles Barkley has had this take recently. Oh, really? And I was like, oh, no, Barkley, no. Because of the whole LeBron Jane, Stephen A. Smith thing. Oh, really? Charles Barkley was like, you know, you can't listen to these people.

They're in their mom's basement. They're just making things up on the internet. They're homeless. They are a lot like a cat, a homeless cat, and they're making P.F. Chang's orange chicken. Dude, this is one more thing that shop ruined. too. Because like you could probably before Shab go like,

you live in your mom's basement and it may not be as, but now it's like a deadly son. If I can say that about people on the internet. Yeah. Even fathom the amount of work it takes to pull off something, whether it's a set or a good podcast or a business or merchandise or, you know,

it just, it does not matter. You know? And I hope my son and I hope other people, they start to discredit those people even more. my son I don't know I think I don't know

maybe like for his son I don't know no it's just it does not matter you know and I hope my son I hope other people they start to describe

people yeah like I hope my son like in the future yeah even more because the type of person that were to go on YouTube

and leave a negative message to even create an account to be that way is I don't associate with those people. I don't know those people. It does not matter to me. So when people lets that affect their mood or their life, it's mind-bott.

It's crazy to me. Yeah. What do you care? It'd be the same as if a cat create a profile. That's a good example. Who cares? Finally, not the homeless person. Yeah.

A cat. Even a homeless guy. If a homeless guy was just created. He's like, no, Chin. Profile talking shit. It doesn't matter. They're all the same. I wish you would have said homeless cat.

Yeah. I mean, that's looking back at your history, dude. It's like walking through the fucking National History Museum. I got one of those video clips, you press the button. Then where it all began. It's like the Black Mirror episode where you could see your memories. All right. What's up, guys?

I blame the team posted by a haphazard. Let's see what this is all about. what do you think he's going to blame the team? I feel like an episode got lost. I have no idea. I don't know. I guess. When you start with what's up guys like that intense, I'm like episode got lost.

Let's see. What's up, guys? As you might know, merch, something to do with a merch drop. We're supposed to have a new hat. What the fuck? Dude.

What? What? Why is my computer? doing this. You see that though right? That screenshot of his face is just like. Yeah, he looks redactant, yeah. We are in the process of moving this entire operation of the firing the kid to Austin, Texas. Now with that, Brian decided to move way too early.

I get out there, I'm right behind them, but Brian just moved way too early. So our schedule is a little hair and there. And if we can't make it a little here, hair and there. Hair and there. Hair and there. That sounds like a fable or something. It's not hair. It's not there.

It's everywhere. A rabbit versus a tortoise. Studio, both at the same time, we got to bank some episodes or we got to give you a best of like this is what we're doing now. So we appreciate you guys. We're going to do our best to give you real episodes. We're going to get it done for the most part. But every now and then, we've got to give you the best of. So enjoy the best of fire and the kid.

Thank you for understanding. Yes, we did. Yeah, you were right. Didn't blame the team. Yep. It's, I got to get, every once in a while, you're not going to get a real episode. I've been there before where I, we,

I fucked up a corrupted an episode. Not on this podcast, grazily, but on other podcasts where it's like, all right, so it's not what I've said, but it's not what I feel. Hey, guys, look, well, listen, we're supposed to have an episode on Thursday about, actually, we gotta have to do a best,

stuff because we have a residency in Austin. All righty, let's see. This is posted by Fuck yeah. Icarus lives. What happens next part 11? I feel like I saw this one on my own time. I couldn't wait, dude. I saw it.

I had to watch it. I don't blame you. I wish it was acoustic. Yeah, I saw that. Do you have, you don't have your Martin? I just freaking left it at home. Yeah. You can unplug it.

Bapa unplugged the guitar needs help from I mean, that's an obvious one. I can wrap it out. You want me to. You're going to put your middle finger on the low E. The top. The top chord. The top cord.

The top string. The chords go. It says the alphabet. E. F. G. No. No. G. F. John. Those are chords.

My bad. I'm fucking. You can see. see how this this ruined the show though. Like before when it was him and Brian, he was really good, but now he's got these fucking two jerks. Yeah. Making fun of him because he doesn't,

he thinks that the alphabet is how the guitar works. Yeah. I couldn't work under those conditions. Yeah. A boat can't work with two torpedoes. Yeah. You know what I mean? Anyone with like any semblance of talent is a torpedo which, two guys off the street would be a torpedo.

Yeah. Fucking trying to learn here, man. That's a massive. This isn't the right environment. That's what I'm not, G. Do you know who Michael Jai White is, first of all? I know him very well. He doesn't know him that well.

Okay. I see him at Boxing Burn. Oh. He's in one of my favorite movies, Spawn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He texts me probably four weeks ago to be on his movie. Okay, so scroll up. I see what.

All right. So Michael J. White also known as Spahn said and he's a super nice guy but I've only met him maybe two or three times. I don't know him that way. What? That's great.

You never know where you stand with Shob if you're somebody. You hear him talking and he's like he's one of my best friends. Like, whoa, I didn't, wow, I guess we're great friends. I don't really know him at all. What? You lose your friendship. You lose your friendship with Brennan Shop like this. Blank of an eye.

Stack that over a week. You're toast. All right. Complacent exhausted post of this. I want to... 225x40. Rain Strongman, it says on the screen. Challenge those guys at 225. That's my shit.

That's why I wanted to challenge it. For 225? Bench press 225. Oh, as many times you're... Because I asked Thor and he told me his record. I was like, I beat that a while ago. He's like, let's do it right now. I'm like, we're in the middle of photo show.

I'm like, I'm like, I'm going to do it right now. I was like, let's wait to after. but we'll do 225, 315, 225 and see who can do the most and we'll just combine it. What's his record of 225? I think he said like 30 something. What can you do?

40? Really at 225? That's so crazy. That's fucking nuts. That's so crazy. My strongest as ever, I was like 225. I weighed like 225 and I did 27. That's impressive.

Jesus Christ. That's so crazy. Every Monday, Wednesday I do. I don't know what they're talking about really, but that guy just sounds so more familiar. like, um, not familiar. Like, it actually happened. Oh.

Like, I feel like that guy may be a selling the truth. Bapa did post a video of him doing a whole set. Really? Yeah. He has video evidence that you can do it? Yeah. Damn. Okay.

So we were just been haters. You fucking homeless cats. I mean, but, you know, it's still funny. Yeah, yeah, no. Because you're right. He does sound more. Believable. Yeah.

And then Shab's like, that's amazing. But it's way less than him. But I think it's probably because he weighs less. Right, right. That would be funny, like, just to be like, yeah, that's amazing. Like, because he's so great that anyone near him is like, wow. I mean, I'm something else. Let's see.

25. I usually get at least 20-something the first time I do 315 for 5 and I do 225 for again, 20-something. So, bam, bam, bam, bam, every Monday. But when you max out, you can get to 40. Yeah. If I do just one, I can do 40. He's going to kill us, dude. He's so nuts.

You can laugh like we're not going to die. Why are we still doing this when he can do that? Yeah. If he can bar. Bench 40 times 225 pounds. He can punch through the strongest bone in my body. He's going to kill the both of us. All right.

I just want to make sure you going to do that. But is he chairproof, dude? We just got to maneuver around the chairs. That is my last hope is that we can protect ourselves with the chairs. 500 pound bench pros. Pretty close. But it's all I like to do. That's my workout.

Just bench? Yeah. Almost such a meat head these days. It's bench. deadlift and pull-ups. That's all I do. How many pull-ups can you do? I usually do like five sets of 20.

Jesus. But like good 20 pull-ups. Straight-arm. Straight arm. That's a lot for a big guy. Where you weigh like $2.50? That's a lot. By 240-something.

Jesus Christ, that's a lot of weight. I'm so fucking strong right now. That's nuts. Science is amazing. I like that. I'm so focused trying. Honestly, that's Brandon is his best. I like, yeah.

I'm proud of himself for being really strong. That's good. I like that. All right. We got another half hazard clip. These guys are asked about the general Lee situation. This is a longer chin. I think it's some of what we already saw. A question from the same person. It's weird to see someone talking about our boss like this. Don't you feel like that's weird? Like our boss probably.

Yeah. The guy that pays us. Yeah. Like, I don't know. I just do I have to defend my boss? I don't know. It's weird. Yeah. He doesn't really talk to us. He just gives us a lot of money. Yeah, you're just like, you know, we get a check in the mail every week. I just, you know, keep doing it. We'll see. Do you guys think you'll ever fix the relationship with Bobby Lee and who gave you the info about Tiger Belly that caused all the mess?

Look, Bobby Lee and I on text have fixed that relationship. We are, we will, I think you'll see us together in something, you know, in the future. Right. And, yeah, I've apologized and taken full accountability. I love him. He's a great guy. I won't go into the Tiger Belly stuff. But it's over. It's over. It's done. It was a huge mistake. And he's our boy. I love the guy. I think he's really funny.

I don't make any excuses I never have. I apologize him right away several times. And I throw myself on the mercy of the court. Yeah, I mean, I don't know where I would see Bobby. I'd be cool. I have no animosity towards him. I literally, I don't care. I think he's hilarious. He's so talented, but, you know, I'm sure he feels the same way. It's like my life doesn't get better for me and him are friends.

You know, neither does his. So all good. You know, all good. Well, I think he's a great guy. Yeah, I've always, we were never that close here. You came up with him at the county store. Yeah. I was never that close with him.

I've always appreciated him. He's such a talent. He's great podcasting and stand up. Look, man. I was wrong. I think that putting him in the mix. that in that mix was wrong, 100% wrong. And I was working on bad information.

And I take full responsibility. I don't even, I don't even, I don't even, I don't even blame the information I got. I take full responsibility for that. I blame the information we got. Doesn't matter. For me, I always, what does it even mean? So who gave you the information? Yeah.

I think, uh, the information is that they were in control of the Reddit. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And so Shob still thinks that they were. Yeah. That's what it sounds like. Imagine, but to me it sounds like Brian Callan saying it's his fault. It's its own fault. Like, he's the one who did it. Brian Callan sucks over it. Brian Callan ruins your friendship with Bobby Lee. That sucks. It's like, what? But you suck. And now I'm not friends with Bobby Lee.

But you are. You suck. You fucking, God. You suck, Brian. I always say it was my, it was, the way I spoke to him, he's, he's a, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was. always my friend, always somebody I cared about, didn't deserve any of that at all, not even a little bit. And, you know, I've not made a lot of mistakes in my life, but when I make mistakes, I've always accounted for them. And I believe a man should say, I was wrong, I fucked up, huge learning experience, no excuses, no excuses. And I had a bad moment. And I was in a bad way. I was personally and emotionally in a bad way, man. I was in a dark place.

Yeah, it was a bad, there's a bad time. And also, I should have had in hindsight been like, what are we doing? No, we shouldn't do this. Like, we just weren't thinking. I had a million things going on. It was so dumb. Whether he was or wasn't behind it,

which we don't think he was. But somebody that we cared about who was a good person. The dog's trying to hell. The dog's like, shop, don't say nothing. Whoof, who, who, who. Who had no. nothing to do with it in the middle of it.

It was outrageous. And that's my mea culpa. But like if it happened now, like we're in such a better spot, if someone would have came to us with that same information, I'm like, get the fuck out of here. Yeah.

It was a weird time. It was so stupid. Yeah. Yeah, so stupid. But I think you'll see. Who cares? I think you'll see. He's talking to himself now.

If a dog drank magic mine, it might actually be smarter than show. Yeah. certainly me and Bobby in the future and I love them I don't know what me and Bobby would do you know it's not like Donnie so you guys can roll whatever No

All right Peaches Delight Delight It just seems like Chob legit hates Bobby Lee Yeah and there was no apology And he's saying

Why would your life not be better if you're friends Yeah Weird It's a strange phrasing. Yeah. All right. Let's go to successful egg. Or successful loan 7521.

Another open house. Don't worry. Bapa knows real estate. What are you going to say? Well, Brian did say in the clip, he goes, he said, and you know, I've made some mistakes. Not a lot of mistakes. Brian Kellen hasn't made a lot of mistakes.

That's a. That is a painted narrative. The fax machine was turned off for that one. What is, What are we looking at? I guess they dropped a 252K. That was, we already know that, but I think the new thing is this, open house. Oh, oh.

That's not good. Yeah, no, there's some homeless cats. Jesus Christ. We're not stalker, so we're not going to go as much as I want to. Yeah. I would love to go. I bet you, that'd be so funny. There was a picture that the real estate ladies have of us.

Of us. Like, don't let these guys in. Dude, 100% there is. and maybe this is the one time where we do have to break our rule and go. I'm not going. Okay. Hell no. I'm working tomorrow.

Oh, fuck. You're right. Mm-hmm. Shit. Same. I can't go, dude. That's too crazy. I would never do that.

Yeah, no, I don't want to. That's, I just, as much as I'd like to see it, just out of curiosity, I don't want to, in any way, any facet, make it so that it's like I'm, you know, invading their personal space. Exactly. Yeah. I need to avoid that. But I am going to be going. You got a wig and glasses? I'll definitely get a wig.

To die at his house would be pretty funny. It's like the ending of Therelby Blood. He has a bowling alley in there and he beats you with a bowling pin. That's great. I love that. I'm finished. This is... Oh, wait.

Oh, the Shab Curse, yep. The Shob Curse strikes again posted by Air Pumper. Yeah. What does that mean? So, you know, the text. The Signal thing, she was on it. Oh, yeah. But I don't even know what that's all about.

Well, there and there, she is testifying about it. Basically, if you want to hear Libb's, you know, vaccinated cooks take on it. The, there was a text thread through Signal, which I guess is some kind of social media app that Mike Wald started, where he accidentally or somebody accidentally put a journalist from the Atlanta, panic on it. And then, so they kept texting each other like, hey, what's up? Did you wake up a 434? Yeah, I did. And all that stuff. You know, like, I'm a numbers guy. Where do you guys buy rain at? Yeah, where does the rain at? Question mark, question mark emojis. And Pete Hex at the Secretary of Defense texted to the thread the war

plans for bombing the Houthis in Yemen. And the journalist was like, not sure if it was a real thing, but then that bombing campaign happened. So he's like, oh shit. Fucking cool story, bro. And he, left the text group and then wrote a story about it. And she was on it. She didn't say like, hey, guys, what are we doing here at any point? Oh, man. All righty. Oh, gosh.

All I heard was fucking... I like that she has the storm thing in her hair. Yeah. It's interesting. That's an interesting choice. And she really is like... Looks like a superhero kind of. She looks like a comic book villain.

Or that too, yeah. Her career of DeVille. Yeah. She's killed some... She's also fucking hot. shit. I'm not scared to say it. She's cute. But like she's killed, do you think she's killed more dogs than shot? Oh, yeah.

That'd be crazy if you find out that that's all your job is is just killing animals in different countries. You're like, wait, that's what national security is. They're like, we know stuff you don't know. No! No! Tank, tank. The CIA took tank. Yeah. She killed Tank.

All right. Let's see. This is posted by Dracula don't suck for all the homeless cats. When you stop regularly watching? T-Fat K. Wow. Good question. I can say for a fact that it was because I used to like, me and Joel my homie Joel, we used to talk about

T-fat K. No way. Like that shit was so funny. Well dude, it was funny at one time. Yeah. And I didn't listen to it in the Fox days, but I did listen to it when the, you know that Bobby Lee episode where he talks about getting molested by I do with Down syndrome?

Yeah. Like around that time dude, the episodes were hot fire. They had like Theo Von, Christalia, what's his name? Bobby Lee and Will Sassau coming on all the time. Yeah. And then I just stopped listening eventually. And then fucking fast forward to Gringo Poppy. I found out about the Reddit and I'm like, oh my God. And I watch all the Fox Day stuff where it's like him beating up a dude for Triscuits.

And how do I fit in that thing? You know, one thing leads to another. We're doing the show. Yeah, that's a crazy. I didn't know the full. story on your thing. I used to listen to T-FaG. I knew that. And I used to listen to Big Brown Breakdown because I was into UFC. I didn't see. I had no idea when the stuff was going on that he had been doing Fox. Like those old clips of him and Callan. I didn't even know that was going on.

I became aware of Brennan Scha because he put out, you'd be surprised. And I saw people on like Facebook. So that was a while ago being like, oh, of course it sucks. He sucks. Dead stand up. But when I heard that, that. And I'm sure I've said this before on the show. I really was like, those was haters, B, because I was like, there's no way he's going to stand up. He's fucking some MMA guy. Probably bad, but not

like what I know now. I had no idea. I was shocked by what I saw. I was not prepared for what I saw. And I still am not. And then Mark coming over the second time and that's talking about it, I was like, oh my God, he's always been

a bad guy. Yeah. He's just always been a bad guy. Yeah, he's just not a good person. Yeah. But, you know, hopefully. I will say he's fucking hilarious. Yeah, he's a great entertainer. Not always are people that are talented.

Like, it's so they never meet your hero situation, you know? And we unfortunately have met him, you know, without meeting him. Yeah. I feel like. Okay, this is called it's DeVry. It drives me nuts that Baba doesn't, does not know this. Posted by Successful Egg 8345. I like that.

Doing like internship. and I'm with Debrie College. Debrie College. Jesus Christ, the kid's an idiot. What's the notes? All right, yeah. All right. Debrie College.

And then there's like other stuff. Debris University. Yeah? Yeah. You clearly have a learning disability. And a DeVry graduate. DeVry, you learn the... DeVry prepares you to...

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Select DeVry. DeVry. It's like, no matter how much you search the internet, you will never find somebody saying DeVri. Yeah, you won't. And I always wonder, what, does he have an accent or something? But his accent is just CTE.

He has like an accent out of someone with CTE. That's why it's DeVry. DeVry. At DeVry. Counting at DeVry. DeVry. DeVry with the right. You're on your way up.

None of these people are all people with acts. Like, they have accents and none of them say. Is DeVri. Yeah. Dude. Yeah, DeVri. I went to DeVri. I got a degree.

DeVry Instructors gave. DeVry Technical Institute. That's what I learned at Debray. At DeBry, you can earn an education. DeVry was the right choice. Debris. Vry University. DeVry.

We're serious about success. Yeah, where do you get the E sound? Debris. Wow. All righty. Like, I would understand debris was spelled like that, but with a Y at the end. Mm-hmm. But it's not.

Let's see here. Majestic Nobody posted this. Majestic Nobody 554-2. I'm skeptical B. So this is part of the video that he had posted. I don't know what that's in reference to. This is over here. It's hard for you to see.

Oh, maybe the way. weights aren't actual with 45. Like those are smaller weights than 45? I don't know. Oh, man. Why do they have the fucking... God damn it. Oh, like it's...

Yeah, I think he's saying they're not actual plates. It could be totally redacted. Fake weights. Oh, my God. Look at me, dude. Stack that over a week. I'm a gym rat. Strongest fucking guy on this podcast.

Wow, dude. Big weight. imagine finding a gym with fake weights just so you could prove to the world that you could live a certain amount. There's no way he did that. That's just too crazy. Yeah, I don't know.

Seems like a lot. I rather just believe he could do it than like gets to the bottom of it. This is posted by ETID, 1986. Burn, as long as you're going and enjoying it, but seriously, the volume speeds a bit high. If 225 is that easy, the first 18 reps did nothing for you pretty much, L-O-L.

what do you say? Gay. Oh, he just put gay? Okay, I couldn't see that. All right. Roasted. Let's see here. Like fajitas?

The origin story of Thief or Sutherland posted by Chin Puller of Clips. Let's see this. You ever get those? Yeah, you do it, right? There are good. Great joke here. It's more than a meal.

It's very exciting. When you order a fajita, you order them and then a couple of them. Have you ever heard about this laugh factory video thing? What? Where they share videos of comedians and they hate it. It's like, from what I understand, unbeknownst to you, you signed something at the club. Yeah. But somewhere in that legal paperwork, they're allowed to take your material

and post it to their YouTube. Oh, yeah, maybe vaguely. Yeah. And I think that's why, or DeChapelle talked something about that and said that he won't perform there again. Oh. Because they should, remember when he was in his hiatus and they shared those clips of him in the green shirt, talking about the secret. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he got pissed about that. Oh, yeah, I remember those days. That was what I watched all the time when I was in, when I first moved here. Yeah.

Fucking laugh factory clip after laugh. They were like, they cornered the game on like random stand-ups. YouTube on, or stand-up on YouTube. Or a Kevin Nealyn show. Like it's so many clips from that. Yeah.

They, you know, laugh factory and they may be fucked over comedians, but they made it a good time bruce. Once later, they bring them out and it is loud. Smoke. It's like fourth of july. July. Everyone's like, oh my God. What is that? What the fuck is that? Big trail of smoke.

Who got that? Who got that? That is an exciting meal. It's all over the place. Then they bring you the rest of the shit. Then it turns into an arts and crafts project. Another level of excitement. Tortillas. You have all these little sour cream, guac. salsa, you're just adding stuff, litter, whatever the fuck they bring out. You're cluing shit on it. You're doing the chilies in order for fajitas. You know what I thought of those fajitas,

it's like a pop then. They put those fajitas in the floors all, you're like, what the fuck them all? Right here, right here, right here. Right here. Oh, you fucking chop, Feefer Sutherland. Yeah, that's what I call him.

Dang. Wow, I love it. He's all, he's all like, I'm all like, eh, crop out the uglies. I mean, if I was Nick sorts of, would you be mad or would you be like, would that be funny? I mean, I would, and now I would love it. At the time, maybe I'd be mad. But now it's hilarious.

Like, I want, I want Chob to do my whole act. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. They're just like I do his. Yeah. Honestly, I'd be a real asshole if I called him out on that. I fucking do his act. I still shout out snack.

I drink his milkshake. Let's see here. Bapa showing up the haters. Okay, so this is that video. That I was saying, my showman 16. I think he speeds it up so. Why is it so slow? Or is a little small.

How does it fit in that thing? I think that's 225. I mean, that looks like a plate to me. Also the way that... Yeah, I think that's real. It's crazy that no spotter? Yeah. If he knows he's going to do it this many times.

Like, I could see no spotter because he's a strong guy, but... Crazy. I don't know anything about weightlifting. Yeah, I do that. That's deal for it. And then this one, I think that's more plates.

More plates, more dates. Yeah, out three, yeah. How many of these can you do? What? Block Brent? No. Don't, why did it block Brennan Shob? And then let's go to the last one. So I think this is the long one where he does a lot. Blame, bough.

Filming himself for the gym. That's what we do. Dude, I wish I could go to Brennan Shubbs, Jim. he's kind of doxing himself or maybe they just let him go in because he's got a deal yeah four five five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen eighteen eighteen nineteen nineteen twenty twenty twenty twenty twenty twenty twenty one 22 23

24 I don't know if I was right and then he thinks Jesus and all that and Scorpio Minim Oh yeah This is all with a red bicep or whatever Pretty impressive Damn

Yeah All righty well This next one's post by haphazard Podcast cringe Brennan's delusions are out of control Link inside I haven't watched that one I haven't watched that either.

I'll check it out later. But there's not a lot. Posted by haphazard. It's also not that interesting. Let's see this one. We're almost done here because I got a piaz. True. To talk about them all the time.

Because you're busy doing things with your children. It's also not that interesting. Is there anything worse when people are telling you about their schedule with their kids? Like unless it's your kids or you're on the same baseball team or in the same school. You really don't give a fuck. It's not that interesting. Or was your kid on trial ball team?

I was you in third grade? Oh, is you doing recital? Like, we're all dealing with the same shit. It's not that exciting. Oh, really, dude? Got to LA. And then straight baseball. How's that baseball all day?

Yesterday in Camer Rio. The boys went 2 and O. Tiger Pits well. Hit well. Hit some bombs. The boys are clicking on all cylinders. And then they got a game today. And they're on spring break.

So they're chilling. Peaches, delight. To me, that's funny in two ways. I mean, one is the obvious one where it's like, you just did the same thing. You said, not interesting. The other thing is, that actually is interesting. Yeah.

Like, I fucking was at work in my, I was talking to my boss and I was like, how's baseball going with your kids? And I was very interested to hear the answer. As I am with most things like that. Yeah. It's interesting to hear. So Bob was just very stupid.

Yeah, dude. I don't know. I think it's him saying stuff on a podcast because he thinks it's interesting. Yeah. But it's like he has this weird thing inside of him that he thinks people want to hear that he's best friends with Bobby Lee

or like that people think that that's not interesting. So he's like just trying to represent his... Probably. But it's also somebody that has fucking a weird-ass brain doing this weird computation. Yeah, a brain that's been bashed. Mm-hmm. Oh, well, what are you going to do?

Yeah. Let's see here. What else do we got? Complacent Exhausted posted this. The revised and original versions of Brain Dead Story of Thor challenging his 40-rep claim. Did we already watch this? Yeah, we watched this one.

All righty. Let's go to the next. Death by a thousand cuts posted by chin pool of clips. Maybe there's some sort of garnish on this dish. Let's see. LinkedIn where Gringo Poppy was filmed? Wait, is that where that was filmed? Is it?

The Dallas Improv, Arlington? I think so, yeah. It's still kind of funny. Yeah. That's where Gringo Poppy was filmed. Dude, tough act to follow. Pressure's on. Oh, man.

How do you know that? How do you know that was filmed there? I was fascinated by the entire. I even know where the construction. paper came from. Oh my God. I even know who cut it out.

Oh my God. It's so funny. Yeah, we all are. We're all very fascinated about it. It was fascinating. Yeah, yeah. I mean, just like, I'm particularly close to that because

of the known for other things coming into stand-up. Like, first special on Showtime. you know and then like uh putting out the second special on on you know on your own 35 minutes 25. 25. Uh, fuck.

Was it really? It was 25. Oh my goodness. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. It's interesting. It's like, uh, it's like death by a thousand self-inflicted paper cuts or something like.

Yeah. it's pretty intense fights are going to last a little longer I think you think so perhaps who fucking knows man Emmett if he connects you go to sleep and then yeah you're death by a thousand cuts fuck you wow that's crazy

Brian can be funny yeah people sleep on Callan but he got a good one but notice how he wasn't going dead by a thousand cuts I'm gonna squeeze you I'm gonna squeeze you You're my girlfriend now. This is posted by Appropriate Duty 930. Rogan, Bapa, and Gordo support Russia over Canada.

You saw this? No. Oh, my God. This is all over the place. Where's that at? I don't know. See if Jamie you could find it. Fucking unbelievable, man.

I'm super impressed. Montreal. UFC 315 May 10th. Wow. I won't be that. I don't go to Canada anymore. I don't. No, no should you.

Uh-uh. No, discipline. Yeah, I'd rather go to Russia. Yeah, fuck yeah. When they become the U.S., they never know. That's never going to happen. Oh, I mean, that might be a joke, you know? Yeah.

But you know all the news. They're going to, yeah. Yeah, they're all running with it. Yeah. That he loves Russia or something. Yeah. I think it was a joke. Old Joe trying to do some bits. You know, he's a guy that makes jokes.

I'll give him a pass there. Damn, dude. You look like you drank three rain energies at once. Here's what I'll say, though. UFC. And I don't know, I'm not a guy. I don't have much, you know, I watched occasionally. I think the Russian fighters are boring. That's my take. I think that's why it sucks now.

It's boring. Jules. Jules. So fuck Joe. Fuck the Russian fighters. Anyways, that's our show. Yes. Hope you at a good time.

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