10 Minutes of Schaub - Sean McCorkle Interview about Brendan Schaub! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #32

Episode Date: January 18, 2023

Thirty-second episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub

Guys, thank you for tuning in. This is the first ever 10 Minutes of Shop interview. We're so lucky and blessed to have on the CEO of P.F. Chang, Sean McCorkle. Anything else I'd say would not give it its due. So if you want to support the podcast, join the Patreon, subscribe, all that stuff. And we also want to do more guests like we're doing today so if you have any ideas join the discord and let us know

for you know other people that you want us to try and get on but this was amazing I mean you really got to check it out Sean McCorkle thank you hope you enjoy stop for my favorite time of the week.

When you get near, pop a try to speak. Release surprises today. You better actually watch 10 Minutes of Shop. I don't know how much you know about the show. Have you ever watched the 10 Minutes of Shop thing that we do? I watched about 10,

actually 10 minutes of it, literally, just to see what you do and check your views because I get people sometimes that want me to do a podcast that have seven views and six of them were watching it themselves, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually have a buddy from high school who sells a program to drive traffic to YouTube videos. And his YouTube videos have 12 to 14 views each. And I'm like, dude, that's what you're doing for a living, teaching people how to get 14 views on a YouTube video? Like, I don't know.

Yeah, we just looked into it. We did like one episode where we watched the Gringo Poppy, and then it got so many views, and then we created the 10-minute thing off that, and people just love it. There's a lot of people that don't like him. All you got to do is put a shop review of any kind up. They've been begging me to do one,

but I felt like I'd be the 50th person at this point to pile on. I guess, yeah, maybe, but I think you should do it. I'd watch it. I mean, we've been watching a little bit of your stuff. I mean, yeah. So, yeah, with Shab, I had a question for you. The first question I had was, so he is always eating stuff while he talks to people. He always has something in his mouth.

Do you think that that's like, um, a disrespect thing or is that CTE or what is that? What do you think that is? I think he gets CTE gets too much credit for Shaw. He was an idiot ever since I met him in 2010. Like he's been an idiot. Um,

I think he just has no, I mean, the guy thought giraffe was spelled giraffe for 34. He just has no, I mean, the guy thought giraffe was spelled Duraf for 34 years. He just has no self-awareness at all. He's probably one of the least self-aware people I've ever seen in my life. He actually doesn't know that you shouldn't stick your tongue out as you're eating before every bite and that you shouldn't talk with your mouth full of food falling out like he doesn't understand, like just standard human behavior.

He doesn't get it so when you knew him back before all the controversy and all that was he known as somebody who would misspell things or say words wrong and all that was that like that's always been job no if you look back at some of the videos you can see that he was that guy but i don't think anybody i think it took the homeless cats to to figure that one out i would notice it was so funny when i found the whole uh the whole reddit page i it's kind of one of the things where you think you're alone like you know like where you're like you think you're the only guy who's pretty sure bill cosby's a you know or something like that like uh like i always uh i always thought man like shop he sure does say a lot of stuff like wrong i noticed like that he would say like

mountains of rushmore or like things that didn't make any sense. And then I the more I'd see of him, I think like, God, man, why did Rogan unleash this curse on the world? You know, by giving him a platform, you know, and I would he was always. Yeah, he's just always annoying. And then when I started reading the stuff on the Reddit page, I was like, I feel like I found my home. Like it was like, I can't believe they're all saying the exact things I've always felt. Like, I can't believe they're all saying the exact things I've always felt. Like, I can't believe these people have noticed this too, you know, like, and then that many people had noticed it, not just me, you know, with no more famous than he is. So, yeah, that's kind of like what we had. I mean, I assumed he was bad at standup cause everyone hated on him, but I didn't, I wasn't

like one of those people was like, Oh, am I the only people that think this? Cause I had the opposite. I went on Reddit and I saw like a hundred thousand people think the same thing that we do after watching the Gringo Poppy. What was your favorite bit from the Gringo Poppy, would you say? Oh, God, dude, man. I don't even know. It's hard. I actually, despite, I guess, my persona, I actually have like a soft heart.

I'm empathetic toward people. So I find myself feeling sorry for him when i watch it like like i get it's like um we had a kid when i was in high school they one year i played basketball in high school and college and stuff so we had this uh this dunk contest but they lowered the goal to nine feet because i was one of the only guys that could dunk and what kind of dunk contest could be good with one guy dunking right so they lowered to nine feet and this kid that is in on the basketball team signs up for it and uh he can't reach the rim but he still attempts his dunks like every time and he's not like he's not or anything or it's like we were and i was like everybody's laughing because he'll toss the ball up and do like a 360 and then not even get six inches within

the rim or whatever and he just kept trying like he did all six rounds and uh i found i like i was i don't know it's really terrible when my brother brings it up at class reunions too like he did all six rounds and uh i found i like i was i don't know it's really terrible when my brother brings it up at class reunions too like he'll still bring it up to the kid when he sees him but hey remember when you're in the dunk contest like but uh that's that's kind of how i felt with shab you know or whatever like i want to i want to hate him because he's always ran his mouth about me before i ever said a word about him he always had something to say about me and i never said anything back uh like even i could tell you guys if you want at some point the first time we ever met each other,

he almost got his ass kicked or at least punched in the face. Please, please, please tell us. But yeah, the first time I got flown out to, they were going to do this show. Spike TV had bought this pilot and it was going to be, they were just copying Tosh.0

except they were going to do a fighter and a comedian and have them comment on videos. Other than that, it was just Tosh.0 with fight videos. So they send me the videos and they send me the script they want me to read with the jokes and i was like on the way out i'm reading it because i only had like a day or two's notice i had known the guy that wanted me to audition from it for from the strike force days he's jeremy lappin used to run a lot of strike force i think i think it was strike force or affliction um but i had met him in a couple events and uh he knew i was kind of funny so he uh wanted me to come out and audition for it so i'm reading the jokes on the way out and

i'm like i don't even want to be on camera saying these because i wouldn't want someone to think i came up with this because this isn't funny like the stuff they wrote isn't funny you know i mean at all like not at all so i'm watching the other day you had like four or five fight videos so i write my own jokes i want to do if i'm going to do it i want to do you know i want to be on camera saying what i think is funny sure and um i come out there for the audition and I'm in the middle of doing uh my jokes and they're cracking up because they're like wait that's not the script I'm like I wrote my own if I could do them I'd appreciate it and you know um so they're like laughing I'm with another comedian a guy who that's a whole nother long story I was trashing Larry the cable guy for

20 minutes and after I trash him for 20 minutes he goes he's my best friend I actually uh live with him and I was like awesome but um so i'm in the middle of my audition all of you all of a sudden i hear a door slam like open i hear like somebody going like oh good douche like real loud like coming in and i was like oh god like it threw me off and i look up and it's um shab and calvin walking in and dude you would think that they were tim jong-un walking before the the citizens of north korea the way they walked in how cocky they both were walking in looking around like everybody was gonna applaud for him or something you know there's only like

10 people there and uh the guy the director guys like guys can you keep it quiet you know they can't believe it like they're like oh and then uh shab's like oh did i did i mess something up like laughing you know like just being an idiot and so i'm sitting there uh just like when hear him i tell one of my jokes and i start laughing i hear him say oh this guy like he realizes it's me you know and that's first time we'd ever met and so i stopped the middle audition i look up said you got something to say like in the middle of the audition to him and he was like looking around i said i'm talking to you like yeah like hey like he like maybe there was someone behind him i was you know talking to and i said you got something to say say it and he was like uh he just started looking at his guc Gucci boots you know just looking down didn't know what to say

or whatever so that's what I thought so then my audition was kind of ruined because I wasn't in a good mood anymore you know like it was like something I wanted to smack his job plus Adam Carolla had made me and Stefan Bonner take boxing lessons from him right before the thing started it was very awkward like it was at Adam Carolla Studios and he brought out mitts and gloves and wanted us to like hit mitts with him and I was like i i don't want to do that man i'm good you know whatever like i'm in nice clothes i don't get all sweaty and stuff and bonner gets talked into and it was like funniest thing ever because he here he is telling bonner you know a well-trained fighter what he's doing wrong adam carolla is so um you know i don't know how that worked out so but yeah so

shabba um callan comes then he reads with me and then Callan starts like cracking up saying like, like, or just start saying about how big I'm like, man, look at the size of your hands. I'd love to be your size. I bully everybody and I can tell like shops getting jealous. Like his girlfriend is talking to the guy. And at some point I said one of my jokes and Callan was like, man, you're really funny like that. And shop is just pure hatred all over his face. Like he walks in the studio you

know you can't believe it and uh so we finish and i get up and i'm just staring at him the whole time he's doing his thing and it's terrible like because he's you know nervous or whatever trying to do it because he thinks i'm going to beat him up and um it was uh so they asked me afterward instead of hosting the show would i rather just write the jokes they said they could pay me it was like four thousand dollars an episode i said absolutely you know like i'll write all your guys jokes i'd rather do that than fly to la anyway i don't really like it out there um and so um i guess the whole thing once they saw they picked shop and calendar to do it and i guess the whole thing never got picked up then after they saw their audition or whatever with

their jokes they dropped the whole thing but it things like that would happen i would hear like hey did you hear that shop was talking shit about you on rogan's podcast and i'm like what no and somebody would send me a clip of Shab on there, like Rogan was saying how funny I was, and Shab was like, yes, is he still alive? I heard he died, like, or something like that, like trying to just... Oh my God. Yeah, it was the same thing when

Rogan said I was funny, you could see it was like Shab, like someone's dad was telling their kid that they love another kid more than them, you know, or whatever he was saying. Oh, Shab was saying that about you. Yeah, I misunderstood that. Yeah, so he's saying is he still shop's probably seeing like every time these people say that he's seeing you instead of him there like you as the fighter and of course you don't like la because la is north korea with a beach yeah right all right it's the phoniest i can't stand out there i've been out there a hundred times all times i had to be there for something other than everything i wanted to go but i can't

everybody out there so fake man the whole that whole setup is crazy out there yeah it's hard to be authentic out here but what we're gonna say so you mentioned that you uh kind of feel bad for shot watching the gringo poppy like the more i i find myself watching the gringo poppy i have some like reverence for it and it actually is like a good special to me only because of how ridiculous it is do you see like the cult classic following of it and do you fall in line with that a little bit i'd like it's kind of like one of my favorite movies of all time is uh harley davis and the marlboro man because it's so bad like it's awesome like it's written so like it's like uh i'm bad withhouse too. Like I watch Roadhouse every single time it's on. A lot of people are probably like that and just crack up.

Saturday Night Fever is the most unintentionally funny movie that was ever made. If you guys haven't seen Saturday Night Fever, watch that sometime. It is meant to be serious, but it's the funniest, like it's the funniest thing ever. So yeah, he can be, I mean, he can be unintentionally funny, but not funny just laughing at him, not with him. You know, like, and the fact that he thinks, I always told people, I don't dislike shop because they're like, Oh,

you're just jealous. I'm like, dude, Cain Velasquez would beat me in a fight. Easily. Luke Rockhold is better looking than me and richer than me. I can name a hundred fighters more successful me. Why am I only jealous of shop?

Like if I'm jealous of somebody, why is it only him? Yeah. I don't like shop because he thinks he's Richard Pryor. Like he really thinks he's the second coming of day Chappelle or Richard Pryor. Yeah. It's impossible to be jealous of shop at this point.

He's such a, he's so embarrassing. Like he's felt like a one. He said, he's had a fighting go. How did the podcast go? He's failed at everything. And I don't even mean that in a mean way.

I feel kind of like you. I'm empathetic to it. Yep. He's just so bad at everything. But every, that's funny. Every time you feel, start to feel bad for him. Then the whole, like walk me to my truck thing came out. empathetic to it yep he's just so bad at everything but every that's funny every time you feel start to feel bad for him then the whole like walk me to my truck thing came out

yeah and then he's like oh he's cheating on his wife like i knew he was doing that i had been told by a close friend of his he doesn't even know like people that know him very well will send me stuff like hey shop's doing this now like laughing you know because i know a lot of guys out there like dude you're not gonna believe what shop said today uh but they were like hey shops looking for a counselor he's trying to beat an addiction to um the jack off um asian massage partners right yeah fingers in the butt too digits in the butt that's why he prefers that 90% of what he says is true and then he realizes like when he was like oh there's some guys out there uh what do you say um about rogan he said he was slinging dick you know whatever so that right after you see his face it's like oh like i shouldn't

have said that but yeah every now and then he tells on himself because he's too stupid not to you know so they're like uh yeah i got jacked off at a massage parlor once i had just kidding guys like after he said you know like he just saved it he's like yeah i mean i would i would i would brad pitt right guys or no no i'm just kidding you know like he doesn't know like uh how to get himself out of it but yeah he just every time you every time you start to feel bad for him after the whole gringo poppy thing came out when i saw like mainstream people just even steve-o was trashy like dude poppy like when i started seeing everybody making fun of him i thought i'm not gonna pile on anymore i feel bad and then he

just does something else like that much more ridiculous like he's gonna sue everybody over the walk of my truck thing you know or whatever like he's just always got he just tops himself over and over again man what do you think about there's this new thing where he keeps returning dogs like he gets have you heard about that i knew of i knew of the one dog he got he was real proud of and then you just never heard of it again like he never brought it up again. He reminded me of a friend I know. I've got a guy I grew up with, and he's the most fake successful person ever. He'll take a picture next to someone's Rolls Royce and put it on Facebook

and like just got it today, been dreaming of it my whole life. And a bunch of idiots that don't really know him will be like, dude, that's awesome, that's amazing. And they're all in his nuts or whatever. And then a week later, he'll just quietly delete it and never bring it up again every time another picture of the car never anything and then he'll take a picture in front of the house and be like just close today you know and like uh but i always call him out on facebook i'm like dude how did you buy another car what happened

to your rolls royce and i'll post like i'll screenshot his stuff and post that didn't you do this and then he'll delete the whole post real quick you know and not respond to it but um yeah that's um god that's a lot of what it reminds me of you know like he just uh i don't he's too good to be true man that dude is too i gotta shout out royals royce there because you said rolls royce royals royce there um like shah was getting dogs that were unsafe for his kids too like is it a is it a connie corso cane corso yeah however you pronounce it i mean would you you have kids right i do but they're grown yeah would you would you get a kind of corso and have them around when they were younger is that something i've got actually got american bullies or pit bulls but i would not even now i don't let

my kids around them unless I'm there. Again, my kids are grown. I don't let anybody around them. The Cane Corsos are just bigger pit bulls is all they are. That's a dangerous dog. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're like, I think an Argentinian dog or something like that, or a South American, but it's just a bigger version of a pit bull.

So those are dangerous dogs. But, yeah, he doesn't shock me that he's the kind of guy. guy like i have american bullies because i've always had pit bulls growing up but i don't uh like i don't i'm not into dog fighting i don't i never was i don't care about that i don't need a i'd like i don't need a fancy car uh i don't need a dog to make me seem tougher you know what i mean like yeah but it doesn't surprise me that's exactly the kind of dog he would try to get that's the stuff that me and gerardo need to seem tougher as a big dog and all that did i feel stupid asking you about this because you are the ceo of pf chang's but do you know about the chan base thing or do you have a take on that do you i haven't heard it no i've

actually um i recently i uh flipped my car on christmas eve oh like almost got hit by head on by guy i have had a heck i went to to Germany and had like a failed back procedure. I've had a hell of a three or four weeks, man. Like I have had like, so I'm kind of out of the loop on everything shop or whatever, just because of all this stuff that's happened. But no,

I would love to not to put the spotlight on me and my problems, but I would love to hear about whatever it is. Cause I did. Well, first of all, I'm glad. Well, I'm glad you didn't turn out awful for you.

And sorry to hear about the failed thing. Yeah. But my terrible way of saying, oh, glad you're okay. But the Chombe's thing is Shab got a tattoo on, I don't know if it was his arms or legs, but it's like his kids as zombies. So they look like they're dead. Surely not. So people have been calling it chombies. And I'm just like, what?

What is that? Is it for sure true? Because that sounds like, I mean, even though it sounds like something Schaub would do that. Oh, yeah. No, there's video of it. He's like proud. He's at this tattoo shop. It's another thing, like you were saying, it's some cool tattoo guy. He's trying to look cool.

He's like, I'm here with whatever his name is. you see that did you see that dude doesn't even look like his kids to begin with yeah one of them looks like a girl i thought they're both boys yeah that's what i was thinking i was i didn't know he had a daughter that uh geez that's even more redacted than we thought oh yeah it's right next to his little boston red star whatever Sox or whatever. It's not his little Red Sox or his little Sox tattoo, the baseball or whatever it is. He's such a trend jumper. He jumps on every trend. So his favorite team is whoever won last night.

Exactly. We've talked about that, like, not specifically that, but the hats. He has so many hats. Like, his house must be just full of hats. You see the little brains on the though why would you have brains coming out of your kid i've got portraits of my kids on my arms but they're not zombies it's just and it's funny i got to meet and hang out with theo vaughn in san diego i think uh december like maybe i don't know maybe november i don't know a couple

months ago uh i was out in san diego for a wedding and I saw Theo Vaughn was performing so I hit up one of my buddies that knows him I said hey could you hook me up I want to meet Theo and take my you know buddy and his girlfriend and my girlfriend back and meet him backstage and he's like yeah so he hooked us up so I got back there and Theo's just like he is on podcast like if you you know I mean like same guy you would imagine and so we're talking to him first thing I say to him I said hey man I want to hit you with him. First thing I say to him, I said, Hey man, I wanted to hit you with a proposal. I know it's kind of inappropriate. Just meet me. I said, but I want to hit you with something. I could tell he was like, ah, shit, man. You know what I mean? Like you just did a show. I can tell he doesn't want to like talk about, you know, a business proposal I have for him. I said, this is what I figure.

You've got a huge following and you're like really funny. And like, you got a huge audience or whatever, and you have a podcast. And what I thought is I'll start a podcast with you, like me and you will be on it and you can bring all the jokes and you can do all the work and do all the funny stuff. And I'll just sit there and repeat everything you say, like the punchline. I'll just repeat them right after you. And I said, I wouldn't call it like the king and the parrot. And then I said, I realized you already did that with shop.

So it would be, and he, him and his manager lost it. They went from, how are we going to tell this giant dude who already asked if he could meet him? Now he's trying to hit him with a, doing a podcast together. Cause he thought I was dead serious. I realized you already did that with Shob. You already did one that you were the only reason anybody was watching. And he started cracking up. He goes, yeah, he's got a, he's got a tough road ahead of him.

That's all I could say about Shob. And I started cracking up. That's a great man. He's like, it's a's a tough business i said especially when you're not funny and then he started laughing and the uh his manager started laughing you could tell they didn't know how i felt about shop at first so they didn't want to say anything because uh i um yeah i was messing with him though but it was so funny because i left him even when we left he was still kind of a little confused on whether i was serious or not you know because i kept saying stuff like hey maybe but really maybe we can do a podcast together and uh like and i just kept saying like because i made a video a long time ago they got banned from i'm sure i'll get sued

or something got banned off youtube or got removed but i noticed that uh this is before i even knew about the reddit page um i noticed that uh what do they officially call the reddit page by the way is it just chang's or the reddit page or what like i don't know what what the name is people i'm always asking people do you know about the reddit page like about way is it just chang's or the reddit page or what like i don't know what what the name is people i'm always asking people do you know about the reddit page like about the subreddit it's called the fighter and the kid you're that's what they say the fire kid subreddit i'm kind of uh yeah i'm behind the times on technology i don't know what i didn't know what reddit was till i found that subreddit um but uh so um that's like me i really didn't get it either gerardo knows more than i do yeah he

what is the one that you're on oh i'm on a subreddit called too busty to hide where it's girls that are covered with clothing but they have really large breasts so he can give you advice on that so the hits i i don't know because i went through your ama um but i don't did you ever talk about the roommate story where Schaub throws him out of the window? Do you know about that? I know about that story, yeah, for sure. He was bullying the kid and eating his food and things that's funny

that he told the kids. Well, you got to keep in mind with Schaub, too. Almost every story is a lie. Even when he tries to tell a good bully story, he sounds like an a-hole. You know what I mean? He can't help but tell on himself, but I have no doubt he probably like like he didn't stick cigarettes up his butt well he's probably stuck cigarettes up his butt before but not so his boss would smoke him he's probably just trying to just to do it but um like he always tells stories that you can

tell are just stories that he heard someone tell joey diaz is the same way that comedian joey rogan's friend dude he tells stories about his life that I heard when I was five years old from my uncle. No, that didn't happen. You didn't go jump a gay guy and the gay guy said there's two things I'm good at, sucking dick and fighting and beat you up. I heard that joke when I was eight years old. Like, that didn't. Street jokes. And I'll confirm that with Joe Diaz's friends.

They're like, dude, nothing he says is true. Like, his whole life story is a lie. Like, everything's a lie. It's just a collage of things he's put together stories he heard but that's how shab is like oh i used to work with this kid who had down syndrome and i made i made people think he was the one ruining the magazines you know and like laughs and i'm like dude that's not that's not funny even if it were true that's terrible you know what i mean like it's not he just doesn't uh he doesn't even know who he is i swear i bet at night like he looks in the mirror and like wonders who he actually is as his zombie tattooed children look back at him in the

mirror you know like he's got a i don't even think he knows who he is you know i think he wants to be he wants to be anyone he's around he wanted to be chris d'alia for a little while he wants to be rogan more than anything in the whole world yeah yeah it's probably a good thing it's probably a good thing that he's making these things up and diaz is because like if they were true it'd be so much worse. Right. Yeah, that's what it's so bad. It's like I don't know if you guys remember Matt Hughes autobiography. I hate to shit on Hughes, but back in the day and before I was even I was fighting at the time. I think I was like one or two. I know I would get on the underground forum, which was a little bit similar to the Reddit page to the subreddit.

Not as funny, but it was pretty funny on the ground for him. And I did a review, a book review of Matt Hughes autobiography, because that, that book is so, you can't believe anyone would write the things he writes about himself in there. Like he admits to cheating on his wife and thinks it's funny. He admits to peeing at bars while he's waiting on a drink, just pulling out his dick and pissing like at the bar, like while he's reaching over to get a drink, he admits to telling his wife to watch her

mouth after years of them not going to church because he got saved at some christian camp one night and comes back and tells her she needs to quit disrespecting jesus like just out of nowhere she's like wait what like it uh it's just like um i read the book and i was like i cannot believe that anyone would write this about themselves like tell these stories about themselves so I did a review chapter by chapter on the underground and uh I mean I gotta admit like he said that one of his college friends couldn't read and I said that he made fun of the fact that one of his college friends couldn't read and then he said that he was cutting off the testicles of baby pigs on the farm to uh I guess to sterilize them you know I mean like they cut off their balls when they're babies or whatever, so they don't reproduce.

And so I was saying that he was doing it for fun, you know, and things like that. So I twisted the stories a little bit, but I came down the next morning. And like I said, this is before anyone at all knew who I was. I came down this morning.

It had been read 750,000 times and was linked to like Yahoo's MMA page and linked to every like sure dog, everything. It's like crazy book review. And I was only like five chapters in and I was like, shit and at that point I didn't know I knew Matt Hughes was an asshole but I didn't know if I wanted to continue with it because I was like I didn't know if I could get in trouble for this because it like there were some embellishments here and there you know I mean like I kind of twisted the stories you know I mean but it was pretty bad

still to this day people still say Matt Hughes book review to me when they see me sometimes like out in public if I almost never get recognized but if i do people say dude you're matt hughes book review and that was like 2005 i want to say or something you know like it was that long ago but uh so that's the kind of thing like shop reminds me of like the when he tells on himself you're just like dude i wouldn't admit that if that were true but it sounds made up but then again that's a guy that like i said he thought giraffe started with a d so So almost anything you're capable of believing, almost anything he says, because he could see, yeah, I could see each other actually doing that, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So with Helwani, Ariel Helwani shitting on him all the time and dropping these bombs on it, do you ever watch those or think those are fun?

Yeah, I loved it. I actually hit Helwani when I saw he was on there and did his video. I hit him up because I still talk to him from time to time uh ariel was one of the first ones i had to talk him into interviewing me my first ufc interview ever was uh at my debut when i fought mark hunt and he wouldn't he didn't want to interview me he said i'm here for the main event guys and i was like dude i'm the main event if the camera's on like i kept trying to beg him to interview me so he interviews me and then that video gets like 40 or 50 000 views the first night and um dana white's one got like 2500 this one no one knew who ariel was you know i mean like

none of his other videos got like the main event guys frightened the air got maybe 5 000 and mine was just because i was making fun of my ex-wife and just just saying ridiculous stuff you know like i smoke crack to make weight for the fight you know and. And so it's still out there. It's a pretty funny interview. It's my first one ever. But yeah, so yeah, that was, what were we talking about? I just completely lost my train of thought. Oh, Helwani.

You were talking about that person. Oh, yeah, so Helwani. So yeah, I've known him forever and we've kept in touch. So when I hit him up, I told him I'm really sad. I'm happy for you. You're the new CEO at Chang's, but I'm a little sad to see you took my place without, you know, like inviting me to the inauguration or anything. You know what I mean?

Like you didn't even acknowledge that you took my place and he was talking about it. And he said, man, I've been holding my tongue for five years on shop. And he said, I've just had, you know,

he said, I'm not doing it anymore. And I can't, so I told him, I can't believe it took you this long, you know, because shop's been a, he held bad mouth,

anybody behind their back. And then immediately I've never seen anybody. I don't know how he had the balls to fight because he's such a pussy. Like when any kind of confrontation comes, he immediately backs down. You know, he tried to tell Matt Mitrione he wanted to make peace with me. I was like, there's no making peace. He hasn't said anything and he won't say anything else. You know what I mean?

Because he asked Mitrione, he was like, dude, he really goes hard at me. And Mitrione told him, dude, I wouldn't say anything back. He said, because if you actually try to get my whole thing when i started trashing him i wanted to get into a battle with him kind of like uh people call out jake paul so they can right that 'd be awesome i was like yeah i was like if paul would go back and forth with me then i'll start a podcast just off that and steal all his viewers it doesn't matter i mean i've said stuff about it i've said stuff about his kid pooping his pants still when he's four years old. I've said anything and everything he's saying. But then I said, Mitch Brown told him, dude, I wouldn't say anything back.

I would just leave it alone. He's like, even Matt Hughes never said anything back. He just let it go. He was a UFC champ, and I was nobody. He said, it just isn't worth it because I'm too witty. And that's what Shobbs loves saying about with Dana White. Like, oh, you don't want to play that game with me. I'll light you up.

And I hit him on Twitter, said, I'll play it with you. You know, like I'm always trying to get him to, you know, say something, but he won't, he won't do it. He would probably hang himself if we actually ever got into any kind of a thing. As I, unfortunately, sadly, one of the things I'm best at

is making fun of people. It's not anything to be proud of, I guess. But I came from a life of growing up with an abusive older brother who would trash me verbally 24 hours a day. So pretty good at figuring out what people's insecurities are and attacking them. So. So speaking of him fighting, I'm just curious. Have you ever found yourself in the same gym as Brennan Chobb? No, I got there. He was at our home gym one night and Mitch Rohn didn't invite me.

And I was actually mad about it because Tim Tebow was there, and I didn't care about Tim Tebow one way or another, but my son would have liked to have met him. You know, that's when Tim Tebow was, I think, a virtual rookie in the NFL. He was there for some reason, and Matt tells me, Matt's like the worst best friend ever. He really will tell you he'll pay you to come out and train with him in Vegas, and you'll go out to Las Vegas, and not only does he not pay pay you he never shows up to pick you up and won't return your calls

and you're just in Las Vegas for five days like he's done that to me before and I'm like dude I thought we were training he won't return my calls like oh I'm not even out there I went to you know uh Florida for the weekend and I'm like what you told me to come out here you know so that's how but I was like you should came to gym last night I had a Tim Tebow up there or whatever your boy would have probably liked to have met him I was like well I would have liked to have had an invitation you know if i'd known you guys were doing that but then he said shab was there and i said oh it probably wouldn't have turned out well because i've been trying to get the ufc to let me fight shab forever when we were fighting i told him you know all the time i just wanted i told my agent he was like i don't know

if that's the best matchup for you and i was like i just want to punch him in the face like even if i lose i don't care i just want the opportunity to punch him in the face at least once i don't blame you man because because that thing you said about when he's like, is he still alive? That would really piss me off. That's like a real shot at you for sure. He told Mitron and Josh Barnett

were on, I don't know if you guys saw that, Mitron and Barnett were on his little fight companion. There's a whole clip where Barnett says, McCormick's the funniest guy ever, and they're rubbing it in. I know what they're doing. I know they're doing it on purpose because I'm friends with Barnett, yeah. There's a whole clip where Barnett says, McCormick's the funniest guy ever, and they're rubbing it in. I know what they're doing. I know what they're doing on purpose because I'm friends with Barnett, too. Yes. So he shouts, he goes, well, why doesn't he do something with it?

Why doesn't he do stand-up? And Mitch runs like, I just don't think he wants to do it. You know, he said, I don't think he likes it, wants to travel and do all that. And he's like, so what is he, like the funniest Uber driver in Indiana? Like he's always got something funny to say or something he thinks is funny to say, but then he won't engage. Just like he does with Hawan, he just throws a little jab in there and then goes in. And no one laughs.

Like silent. He says the Uber driver thing and they're like, uh-huh. They just wanted to be on the show. I told Matt, too, to make sure he told him. I said, he's like our intermediary. I said, make sure he knows I'm still punching him in the face when I see him, too. Like, Shab, I told him a long time ago when he was running his mouth,

I was going to punch him when I see him. And whether he would beat me in a fight right now, I don't know. I've got a bad back. But I don't think he'll fight me. Like, I think he's that afraid of me. Like, he is terrified of me for whatever reason. He's kind of, you know, one of those guys, Brock Lesnar was always great when he was the bully, when people were afraid of him in a fight.

Like, Frank Deere was afraid of him in a fight. Frank Pierre was afraid of him in their second fight or whatever. But when a guy's not afraid of him, he can't do anything. You know what I mean? He can't do anything with him when they're not afraid of him. And that's how Schaub is. Schaub gets a lot of confidence if he thinks he's the alpha or he can bully somebody. But even Helwani stood up to him, and he kisses Helwani's ass now.

He's always trying to, like he's afraid of Helwani now. Yeah, he's afraid he'll get gadoosed again by Helwani stood up to him and he kisses Helwani's ass now. He's always trying to, like, he's afraid to bury Helwani now, you know? Like, it's, uh. Yeah, he's afraid he'll get gadooshed again by Helwani. I'm sure you'd crush Schaub in a fight, but we have a very strict no violence. We don't want to provoke violence on Tim as a Schaub at all. Also, like, your thing where you make fun of him is so funny. I think it would be great. You could just do that instead. You can gadouche him that way.

Like, if you did a Food Truck Diary show where you just eat like a normal human being does, I would watch the shit out of that. Dude, you could build an empire, at least for me and Gerard and the rest of Chang's, just off, like, mimicking what he does. I hope he keeps getting, I hope he stays

popular enough where I could steal some uh head like some of the you know headlines by making fun of him but also um i hope he doesn't get too famous for anything because then he'll get canceled immediately because the stuff he's done or said you know yeah and then he will end up killing himself you know because he can't he couldn't take that many people going after him and he can't even take he can't even take the chains guys if i i swear to god if them if i had a hundred000 people who hated me and trashed me 24 hours a day on there, I would join the group and trash myself too.

That would be so funny to me. I mean, you can't deny, man. Some of the stuff, I had people online when I was in the UFC, every now and then they would roast me and they would beat me. Like someone on Twitter, like they really would. They would have something better than me, you know? And I would start cracking up. I'd be like, yeah, you got me.

Okay, I gather there's nothing I can say about that me you know like yeah and uh i would start cracking up i'd be like yeah you got me okay i gather nothing i can say about that you know yeah you know whatever but it's uh or i can't respond to that you win you know or whatever but it's uh he should have leaned into this thing to begin with the whole time you know or whatever and if he got on there and posted and be like yeah i suck uh and or even that or go pro wrestling style heel and just antagonize him even more you know but to sit and be like, it hurts my feelings. It's not nice. Like, you know,

or whatever, after, after he talks about throwing his roommate through a glass window, you know, or making fun of a kid with down syndrome, you know, saying he blamed everything on him, but then he's like,

uh, you definitely get canceled for that. And then also like the recent bits we've been going over. What I was saying is thatab is so stupid that these bits that are would cancel a normal person people just laugh at them because they're dumb you know like the mad i don't know if you saw the magic johnson thing where he's like talking about magic johnson having aids as the punchline it's like a normal comic they might be like wow i can't believe they said this but shab people are just retweeting it like that he's the stupidest guy i've ever seen do something right you know he's he's that joke actually had

potential with old mosquito thing he said but he he's still fucking up yeah we have a theory that there's no way he wrote that mosquito line oh yeah well there's no way someone else if he was smart and this is what i don't get if you're making the money he allegedly makes i would hire a writer to uh i actually told mitch rand to tell shaw like i i would hate to do it and give him any kind of material but i said i will write a 30 minute bit for him if he wants but i want a hundred thousand dollars for it like he can even claim it's his but i want a hundred grand for it you know or whatever and i said because it'll work it'll be better than anything he's got and i said i can produce it in

24 hours because i can think of in five minutes, I can think of more funny stuff than he can think of in five years. Like he's just not funny. It's not, it was like CM Punk in the UFC. I didn't want to pile on that guy because I mean, he came in, he tried, but he was also humble and knew he didn't belong there. But he is really the CM Punk of comedy, except he doesn't, he doesn't know it. Like CM Punk just did not have

what it took to fight in UFC he wasn't athletic he didn't have the background he didn't have the toughness he didn't have the athleticism he just didn't have he's too old you know he doesn't have the body to do it yeah um he just didn't have and that's what Schaub um just does not have what it takes to be a comedian he's been riding Rogan's coattails when dude if when you're on Rogan's podcast what 30 million viewers a week he's been on there like 200 times or close to something like that when you get that kind of exposure i mean that lex friedman guy was on rogan twice and then he got a podcast with three or four hundred thousand prescriber or you know prescribers jobs roving off on all of us we do it all the time don't watch the show yeah but uh

no he uh damn that was a shawism. That sucks. We do it all the time, dude. It's part of podcasting. No, just pretend like I'm into doing it. It was fucking funny, right? Yeah. That's my shaw voice I always do.

My fiance always says it doesn't even sound like him because I'm always like, hey, what about Rogan? Me and Rogan went to dinner the other night. Like I always say stuff to her. But we, her and I have actually bonded over the whole, when I first showed her the subreddit, she kind of like, she was like, yeah, I don't get it. And I was like, you gotta like actually give it some time. You know, it's like the TV show Lost.

Like I hated it episodes one through five, but then by episode seven, I was like buying the DVD set. You know, whatever. It's a pretty good show, you know? But it, yeah it's uh it was no near a big show like uh shab used to say i mean king of the sting is a full tv studio production this is a tv show not a podcast i don't know if you guys ever saw him say that but it was a he would say that all the time and at one point theo vaughn was like dude would you quit saying that

he has to say it to remember it you know he has to remind himself that it's that important who do you think i love how he chooses to do his own ad reads too he could have anyone in the world on that show uh do it you know what i mean like chin could do it anybody could do the ad reads but he chooses the most illiterate person to do them uh so stupid so stupid who do you think should be because you mentioned rogan rogan said that shop needs a handler do you have any idea who the handler should be if you would if you could pick a handler god at this point man i think like even like war machine would make better life decisions if he would pick anybody i mean anybody just to ask i mean i think that's what happened a lot of times when he was there with rogan i'm sure it's what's funny is i know

too when rogan moved to Austin, Schaub was moving too the same month. Like he told his wife, like, hey, I mean, that's just what we got to do. And she's like, listen, I'm not, I know this from an inside source. She's like, I'm not moving because she wants to be famous too. She thinks she's like famous or going to be famous. One of the Kardashians, she wants to be in LA.

Even though she allegedly was born in Mexico, but she wasn't, but that's a whole other story. She was born in mexico but she wasn't but that's a whole nother she was born in hollywood yeah yeah she will put you in a heart scarf the girls like her crack me up she dated some i think a professional baseball player uh or some like she she just it was weird she just kept falling in love with people that were kind of famous it's weird you know how that happens those girls that only date nba players it's like, wow, you just keep meeting NBA players. That's crazy. You know, like it's just, you keep falling in love. Yeah, what are we doing here, right?

Right. He wanted to move to Austin, and I had heard through a very good source that Rogan told him, but who's going to hold down the fort in L.A.? Like, I need somebody to stay here and take over my spot in L.A. Because he's like, dude, I'm not moving to Austin and having a job living at my house 24 hours a day you know what i mean like when his son was born um i don't know if you guys know that his son was born six hours later he's doing a fight companion

with rogan like didn't you just have a kid and he was like oh yeah but she's at the hospital still but she's fine my parents are there so they're like he went to do a fight companion right after his kid was born within a few hours you know which i'm sure uh yes that's, I always ask my, I always ask my girlfriend, like what would possess a woman to put up with that kind of behavior? You know what I mean? Like things like that. And she said, she probably knew what she was getting when she got into it, like knew that that's just him. And, uh, you know, like it's,

some women do that. They know that it's just part of the thing, you know, like part of the, he's going to go to the occasional. He's a well-documented good husband i mean there's that clip of him saying that he'd put his wife in front of the bullets if they're there's a new clip it's like someone if someone's gonna kill your kid he's like oh i put my wife in front of them right i saw that yeah he was dead serious that's what's so funny the funny thing was too his whole story about being a hero and getting he had to say the kid was fat like bringing him uh out of the thing too but the rescuing thing and then it just so happens some lady confirmed the story some lady that no one has knows of no one no one can confirm oh and look and she's a

fan or she's like friends with other mma people online like i had several friends with her mutual friends i looked her up on facebook because i didn't buy the story right that she confirmed the shop was there and this all happened and so i I looked up, I was like, look, she's got like 10 friends in the MMA community. Isn't it crazy that she happened to be driving by the same accident as Shab and got out and it just so happens she knows other people in the MMA community and knew Shab. Like I guarantee you that story did not go anywhere near like it was told. And just because one lady confirmed it doesn't mean it's true. You know, somebody who knows people in mma who probably knows shop too such a lie and then to if you're in an accident and you're a kid and you're being pulled out by shop and he's like hey do you let you like moana right are you redacted who's saving me right now

put me back in the car i guarantee you yeah i guarantee you the kid was probably thinking is this hell like that i died I die? This is hell? This guy sucks. You know, I'll tell you a funny one. Car wrecks. When I was, I bought, okay, I never had a nice car in my life. Even when I had money. I retired at 28.

I was a millionaire. Like, sold my business. Retired at 28. Got divorced and all my money was gone. But even back when I had money, I never had a really nice car, right? So, I finally, first time in my life, a few years back, I was like, I'm going to buy a nice car. I'm tired of paying for repairs, fixing it every two months, you know, like doing this. Had to put in a transmission in one.

I was just like, I'm just sick of this, man. Like, these unexpected costs all the time, you know? And you got to rent a car while that one's gone, you know? And so I buy an Escalade that's a couple years old. Paid too much for it, but long story short, have put over $10,000 into it in two years. Had to do a transmission on it, had to do brakes on it, had to do a start.

Things just keep going wrong with it. Somebody had hit it and left a dent in the front bumper and then just left like a hit and run, like a little dent, so I go get that fixed. I put more than $10,000 into this car. I go take it, have that guy fix it. I pick it up. This is a few weeks ago.

I pick it up, and he was like, you know, we ought to go ahead and paint the hood. If you want to bring it back, that's all that's left on this car. He's about done everything there is, and it's perfect. Like now, you know, the hood's a little faded. He said, yeah, let me paint it. I have paint left over from doing that front bumper. So when my girlfriend and I got in that wreck, a guy almost hit us head on on this country road going like 50 in the snow down here you know i mean and so i i swerved to dodge and come around

this bend you know and i just sent our car flying and so it flipped like my car flipped and i actually like we hit some woods in a ravine and like i was down we're down in these woods with my car tipped over almost to it's we're about midway between on its side and on the roof you know and uh i'm sitting there all the airbags are deployed and we're about midway between on its side and on the roof you know and uh i'm sitting there all the airbags are deployed and we're sitting there and she's crying like freaked out like when we finally stop and everything's there and the car smoking and stuff and so the first thing i said to her was well i guess i won't be getting the hood painted as i'm sitting there upside down like hanging in there that's the only thing i could think to say

you know what i mean you probably did way better than shop did rescuing those people saying that she probably laughed a little bit. She got stopped like what? And I was like, I just tried to calm me down as I get, but she ended up, yeah, climbing out and then I got out, which was a disaster trying to climb out the window of a car when you're my size. But yeah. And then we had to jump down into these woods. That was this ravine.

Like, cause like it went down further. So you're just jump into some bushes. I was afraid the car was going to catch fire. But it's funny the stuff you think or say, because I actually was, as the car started to flip, I actually remember thinking, I guess I'm not going to be paid to paint this hood. I actually thought that as we're getting a wreck, you know, or whatever. Whereas, Shop thinks things like, this kid's awfully fat. I love how his wife said he was a hero too,

because he pulled a kid out, gave to some woman is like, I'm getting the hell out of here. I don't want to, I don't want to, I got a reservation for a restaurant. I don't want to be here talking to the cops. You know what I mean?

Or whatever. Like what a hero, like that guy. Yeah. Not a, not, and it probably never happened, but so you're in,

you and your girl are okay. Never happened. Yeah. You and your girl are okay though like no yeah she's got a couple broken fingers from the she tried to open the door and it slammed back down on her like fingers so that did i uh i hurt my neck in it but it's so funny my insurance company i pay my insurance a year ahead of time because i just don't feel like messing with the quarterly billing or the monthly billing you know and i don't trust i'm real skeptical on people

with direct withdrawals because i've caught people double billing me before monthly billing you know and I don't trust I'm real skeptical on people with direct withdrawals because I've caught people double billing me before I'm direct you know direct withdrawals on my bank account so I don't know I'm paranoid so I pay a year ahead of time so I find out my insurance agent right in the middle of doing the MMA Roasty podcast I get a text from him and said hey I hate to tell you you didn't have coverage on that accident the other day and I'm like wait what because I just destroyed my car um I still owe like 15 000 on the car or something like that let alone what i'm gonna lose what it's worth you know whatever it left that's worth and we're injured and stuff and i was like what are you talking about to have coverage he said it lapsed you didn't pay your bill i said you didn't send me a bill and so i tell adam put it on the podcast

dude sorry i gotta go you know or whatever like right in the middle of podcast and i called my agent i'm like i start going off on him man like i started basically threatening his life you know or whatever like that you're not gonna stick now that so this is going to be like a seventy thousand dollar hit for me you know what i mean like i'm not going to take a seventy thousand dollar loss you know and that's if we're not even hurt you know that's not even medical bills and stuff and i was able to prove to him where i'd seen him my new new address when i moved and he goes well it's still kind of your responsibility to to pay your thing i was like it's not is it i told him is it your responsibility to chase down the check if i send one to the wrong address? You simply build the wrong address. And he goes, well,

yeah, it would be mine. I said, okay, well, I sent it to the wrong address. So go chase it down. I got coverage, you know, you know, whatever. But I ended up threatening them. I told them I was actually going on Robin's podcast in three weeks and I was going to make it a three-hour commercial. I'm not going on his podcast, but I just told him that. I just told him I'm going to make a three-hour commercial for how much he sucks and how much you're he sucks. This is a company I've been with since I was 16 years old. So, 30 years, I've been with them. No claims, no accidents, no anything. Never paid anything late.

Never paid anything on time. 30 years, they're going to tell me, oh, yeah, we're not covering you. Sorry. That's messed up. You know, you're covered by three days, you know, or whatever. Your bill was supposed to be paid three days ago, you know, or whatever. And I was like, never received, you know, but. Was Schott's dad on this company or something? I was like, never received, um, you know, but, uh, I think is that, or I think his dad, I don't know.

I always wondered if his dad didn't, um, go into opening a string of comic book stores. Cause I heard the one that was in his mom's closet was, uh, was very successful, you know, like it's, uh, that's the kind of stuff when he told that story, as I was, it was sad that that guy, I think that guy's name is like Rick Glassman or something, right? Or Glassman?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. All that thing where the guy is just thrashing Schaub to his face. For some reason, they're wearing like astronaut outfits or I don't know. Or like, yeah, I don't know. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. For COVID, it was COVID.

Yeah, the guy's like even doing his like to mouth on the like straws the way Schaub does. Like, he's blatantly making fun of him too in space. Bob is completely clueless, but he tells that story. Yeah. I used to have a comic books, you know, store in my mom's closet,

you know, in my house. And he's like, well, who would come in and buy those? And instead of just saying, dude, I didn't really have a comic book story.

You think what, like instead of just saying that we think I'm nine years old, run a comic book store. You know, when you start to make up a lie, he just, he commits to it and goes with it. He goes,

yeah, I mean, just people came in off the street. I had repeat customers. He's's like and your mom was just letting him come in yeah yeah we end up have to shut it down because just too many people were showing up you know um and i was just like he's told that story how his dad was like will smith uh in um what is that movie where will smith is i don't know they're all the same but he's a um he's a door-to-door salesman pursuit of happiness yeah yeah yeah yeah he tried to say like um he told a story on some podcast about how that's how his dad was uh like pursuit of happiness like they couldn't afford anything and him and they used to

dine and dash his mom would and her mom would fill up they had him fill up the car and they would jump in and take off like saying his mom committed felonies when they were little to you know pay their bills they come to find out his dad's rich and uh they were never poor but it's like like i said i don't even know if if he knows i uh i had the opportunity to spend some time with some pro wrestlers which if you have never done that that's like a really interesting thing because like i'm talking like legends like pro like kevin nash and guys like shane douglas like uh tommy dreamer i got paid to go to these events and sign autographs and when you're talking to these guys on this we did several events and i got paid each one just to sign autographs so they talked me into participating in one which was i ended up throwing a guy slamming him on his head

it was so bad like it was just so i didn't know how to protect him when i went to slam him and he said oh no i'll protect myself i know what i'm doing it turned out terribly but anyway um you'll be talking to these guys and i'm not like the dudes i'm not making fun of them but they they lose they remind me of shop they lose track of what's real they've told lies so many times so they'll be like i'll tell you what man best night of my life starcade 1987 me and a flare in a steel cage match we went 30 minutes man there were four or five times he almost pinned me and i kicked out and at the very end i was exhausted i pulled out got him in a the boston crab and finished him and i'm there like talking and i'm like hey, just to verify,

it was scripted, though, right? Like, you guys were supposed to win. And he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, okay, so you don't mean you actually got in a fight. Like, yeah, actually, no. But, I mean, my character, like, just pulled through at the end, and I'm like, oh, okay. So I was getting really confused.

If you start listening to him, I'll tell you what, man, there's nothing rougher. When you're 15 minutes in a match and you see this other guy ain't going to quit, and then I'm like like are you talking about like amateur wrestling or like no i mean like at wwe when i was there uh you know i saw that uh whatever you know what i mean the carrie von eric wasn't gonna quit and i'm like like they lose track of what's real and what's not that's how shab is i think he's lied so many times you know it's possible to tell the lie so many times that even you start to believe it you

know like that's the way you remember uh the story happened you know so i'm sure that's uh that makes sense he's like a very redacted version of like hulk hogan you know like a very stupid version um so i have a question for you actually um so seeing how the trajectory of brendan chop's career is going what do you think is in the near future for Brendan Chobb? Whether it's like the next walk me to my truck moment or Chomby's, like these classic moments in Chobbisms. What do you think is next for you?

I would say, man, you know, I had heard through actually a couple people. They said they were begging Chobb, like his management company, when Showtime didn't want him anymore. He says he left Showtime. Showtime basically said, dude, we're done, like after the special like we don't have any interest anymore they had uh that basically his management company had been like hey let's forget about comedy that's like not your thing let's let's try to get you more to uh i don't even know who you would compare it to like

uh oh god who was the kid slater from um saved by the oh ac sl, A.C. Slater? Mario Lopez? Yeah, Mario, yeah. A guy like that or like Ryan Seacrest, like somebody who hosts things, like events, you know what I mean? Like try to get him on like, you know, like how he did with the Mayweather fight. They're saying, let's go more that route, like try to put you more like a sports guy

or, you know, host like he did the E Awards, you know, fashion. Let's try to go that route because obviously comedy isn't your thing. And he's like, it's been my dream since I was five, even though it was also my dream to be a football player. That's so funny. Yeah, he's not giving up on his dream. He said, you know, I told him, I'm not giving up my dream, my lifelong dream. Like, dude, you were supposed to be an NFL player lifelong dream.

And he never, by the way, he never played a game in the NFL. He never played. He barely played in college. He played a year and a half at Colorado as a walk-on so he didn't have a scholarship as a walk-on and played like six plays total like that's what like ever so he didn't have an NFL contract he's always talking about how him and Mitch Roan were the two NFL guys from tough like no playing that's like saying I'm an NBA guy because I played college basketball for a year and a half like I was never an nba guy you know yeah um but it um yeah so he um he said he wasn't giving up his dream so i think man honestly i think it's obvious that um rogan i

don't think has mentioned callan orshaw but once or twice since their whole little scandal thing came out with callan being a rapist and all that right um rogan's the kind of guy i know him i like him he's always been cool to me but he's also like like, Joe's going to do what's best for him. You know what I mean? So you can be a lifelong friend. If you get accused of something, you're going to be like, well, see you later. You know what I mean? Like, you know what I mean? Or whatever. Like, and so he's got a whole new group of friends in Austin that all move there. You know,

like I think he's been hanging out with that Mark Norman guy now all the time and the airy, whatever. He's got those guys. So he's been hanging out with them. We've got like a new group of friends that all moved to Austin just to basically suck off the nipple there, you know, whatever. It's what they all did. But luckily, Schaub's holding down the fort. But, I mean, all his numbers are going down, you know, like it's,

I think he will, he's like in a self-destructive path regardless. Last I heard, his wife was trying to have another baby and force it to be a girl like they were trying to do some kind of genetic altering to uh maybe that's where the zombie idea came from they really like he was talking about on some podcast saying that they're going to pay this company to guarantee their next child as a girl and i'm like dude that sounds to me like you're just going to get abortions until you have a female like i don't know yeah no yeah you might be right but uh i think from what i know of people i know how she is she's about um she's about as loyal as probably one of those cane corso dogs you know as soon as the money as soon as the money stops she's gone guarantee us is the

money stops she's gone and i guarantee you she wants another kid she's trying to pull the same shit my ex-wife pulled where when she she thought we were going to get divorced, she was doing her damnedest to get pregnant again, like trying really, really hard, because that's just another kid to add on to the child support, or whatever, like more money to the till every month. So that was what, I knew that's what her plan was. But yeah, he's going to have a terrible fall.

When you don't have, and Dana White said it a long time ago, when you don't have Rogan to carry you anymore, you're not like you don't have enough talent to take it on your own. It's hard enough to stay famous in Hollywood. I mean, you look at these guys like Doug Stanhope. I saw him in an interview the other day, and I was like, that dude's been around since I was a kid, and almost no one I know knows who he is.

He's been working his ass off. I mean, comedians love him and respect him and say he's hilarious, but I was like, it's so hard to stay famous, man. It's so hard to stay relevant in that. It's always, you know, it's like a one-hit wonder world, especially out there in Hollywood. They're always looking for somebody new, you know. Same thing as the UFC.

They're always looking to bring in a new guy at the starting pay rate. You know what I mean? Get rid of it. You know, you get rid of Anderson Silva because he's not going to be a draw anymore, despite what he's done for your company when he was the greatest ever. You get rid of him and bring in somebody at 10 and 10 because people are going to buy the pay-per-view anyway. So why, you know, why do that?

But I think he's going to, it'll end, whatever it is, I think he'll, I would say if he was female, he would end up being like getting porn or doing a stripper because that's usually what he's going to do. Yeah, especially with the tiger thick, right? He might go female. That might be the newest thing for him to do. He could do that. I think, yeah, we speculated on that I think once or twice that he might try that.

So for the end of this interview here, I would like to do just some classic 10 minutes of shop where we show you guys, or we show Brennan clips and you guys comment on them. Are you down for that? Just let me know when it's my turn. I have a tendency. Oh no, no, please talk away. This is like whenever, if you want to do the, you do the whole thing, the, I'm sure you two would like that more than me. Okay. One second. Sorry about that. This is the funniest interview that I've ever been a part

of. Thank you. I'll tell you what man there's so many Shab I try to explain to my brother and show him clips and he's like dude I just can't even I can't watch that I can't like I can't some people are like that just give it a chance it'll grow on you but it's something else dude I was at this party

and it was another comedian and he had just some people friends of his from work and other places and i we always make fun of shab so i was like telling him about gringo poppy and he's like i'm gonna put it on so he put on gringo poppy when it was just people from work were there and two of them left you'll clear a room quick with that shit man they're like we can't we have to go i'm sorry if this is what you're gonna do we're gone so i'll tell you what i'd love to do is I'd love to act like I'm a fan of Schaub and tell my friends, like, dude, ain't this dude hilarious?

Watch this clip. Not my friends because my real friends know, but, like, people that I just meet. And they want my approval, you know, like people want to be friends. So I'm like, watch how funny this guy is. And I'll, like, send them a clip. And they're like, yeah, dude, that was funny. But I can tell they don't want to tell me it wasn't funny because they think I really think it was. And so I just keep messing with them and keep sending them.

Hey, man, check out this guy. This guy's hilarious. He's funnier than Norm MacDonald. I saw that clip, and I was like, yeah, I mean, it's pretty funny, I guess. Like even the people that want to be my friends won't. You're losing respect of your friends because you're doing this vid. They're like, Sean likes this guy's job. I don't know.

All right, so i got a clip pulled up here um it's called let's see here it's called don't make noises in the mic b shop gets triggered uh posted by king demon five days ago so start the timer now that's our he said he doesn't live far. He doesn't live far from here. He's probably done it before, but this time he got to do it to four people. It was a thrill.

That's why out of all that, you got a throat problem, huh? You keep doing that. He's still getting over his sickness, Brian, right? Yeah. Are you still sick? Shut up. You're still sick, Daddy? No, you're annoying me.

No, you just got a throat problem. I just went like this. Oh, no, it's all show. No, it's definitely not been all show. You want me to do it every time so you know? It definitely is not. I'll do it every time you do it. Watch.

Just so you're aware. I don't care. I'm used to it now, daddy. You know what it is? It might be the mocha. Here's green phlegm. No, man, it's not, bro. Okay?

Okay. Yeah, this might be the end of the show coming up what do you think what is with his face I don't look like I did when I was at UFC when I was cutting weight and leaning all the time and taking every steroid known to man but his face is like

you know when somebody puts tobacco in their lower lip and it sticks it looks like his whole face is like that how many has he passed tobacco in his eyelids like his whole face is like that like he's how many yeah is he packing tobacco in his eyelids like his whole face looks swollen man the big thing about this is like why don't they cut this out of the podcast right right yeah you could tell it wasn't even meant to be funny you could tell he was like i'm so sure as if shop has any room to talk about somebody doing something annoying i would love to uh i'd love to see shit like cal and just one time tell him some truth about himself like Like, well, guess what?

Every time you tell a joke, it's annoying. You know what I mean? Every time you repeat a punchline that you got from D'Elia or Theo Vaughn, that's what I swear to you. Oh, I started to tell you guys that earlier, but I made a video. I called it The King and the Parrot. It was 1,000 clips of – I'll send it to you later if I can find it. 1,000 clips of him just saying

the last three words of whatever theo says on their podcast so theo would be like dude you look like an asian uh raccoon he's like an asian raccoon he just repeats everything like a thousand clips of that but yeah go ahead he just uh yeah i don't know what's wrong with his face i know that theo always says he looks like he got stung in the oh yeah i want to know too because you're right he does the nicotine stuff in his mouth but it's's like at some point you've got to take it out. But his face is still puffed up. Yeah. He's doing fillers or something.

He's doing some kind of plastic surgery. Your face doesn't just keep getting bigger like that. Like, I don't know, man, unless he's drinking. I mean, I've heard that he drinks a lot. Yeah, he does drink a lot. I mean, he starts drinking at 9 a.m. on a Chris on Monday morning. He's got like seven drinks. There's Diet Coke, coffee, Kratom.

Diet Coke, yeah. And then the whiskey. And he drinks it all at the same time like he's at a crazy diner of some kind as well. Those people crack me up on Kratom. They're like, dude, that stuff really works. I'm like, yeah, it's an opiate. It is just an opiate. i've used it before for my back because i have really bad back problems and it does work it doesn't work great for pain but it's

like you take that stuff he'll have withdrawals if he quits taking you take it too long it's you're basically just taking you know viking and if you're taking it but people are like yeah pre-workout it's great like yeah take percocet before you work out you'll have a good workout too all right i got another clip here for you uh we'll end on this clip here um it's called papa got scammed online again sounds pretty promising let's see uh what this is all about speaking of shady websites i clicked on i because fair god no fair god the clothing uh-huh um they had this new drop and I went to, I thought I clicked fear of God, but it's fear of gods

with a Z. It looked exactly the same. I'm like, damn, they have all my size in this. I'm more than everything. Four weeks. I'm like,

where the fuck is my stuff at? Not just didn't come. So you clicked a fear of God's link? I didn't know. They made it look exactly. It was fear of God's.

So that's what happens because you, if you didn't, Maybe if you didn't get LASIK and you had fucking contacts, you would have seen Boom, dude. Z with a Z, dude? Not even an S. Can we start tallying a list of how many times Brendan has been hustled?

Dude, pull up Fear of God's. Oh, don't get me started on this transgender hooker, dude. No, I'm just kidding. There you go. I swear it was a girl, man. Fear of God's? Dude, you can pull that up yeah i'm sure you can two z's three so they they got me and they're not giving they're not sending you fear of god's stuff oh no they just took your money he's gonna be like the first person to use uh cte as a defense for getting caught with a trans prostitute.

Right. For sure. I'm trying to see it now. He's laying the baseline for, you know, that excuse someday. That's what's going on in this club. You see him pleading the fifth in court, too. They'd be like, Mr. Schaub asks him, I can't talk. And they'd be like, what?

He's pleading the fifth. He's like, what is that? What is that? Plead the fifth. He's saying, I can't talk instead of pleading like what he's like what is that what does that plead the he's saying i can't talk instead of hilarious yeah it doesn't surprise me he was wearing some sort of whose number is that is that a packers jersey i don't even know i think it's a steelers jersey it looks like it's a cordell stewart jersey who knows oh my god so he's going in back to the 90s and trying to do a jersey and then yeah that fear i don't know what fear of gods is, but it sounds very trendy, which is right up Schaub's alley. Like you can, I guarantee you, there's a lot of people making money off him just by, he's the guy who reminds me the guy had a cousin who was that way. If anybody, when spandex first came out, you guys are probably too young to remember that.

But people were wearing biker shorts or spandex shorts back in the 90s. The first person he saw wearing that from that point on every outfit of his was biker shorts and spandex like he just wore everything you know i mean like he was on top of all the all the trends that only lasted a few months uh but that's how shallab is if you want to know something that isn't like if you want to know anything that isn't going to be around very long look what shop is but he's wearing a certain kind of fashion certain kind of hat certain kind of thing you can guarantee it ain't gonna be around very long because he's he jumps on every bandwagon like immediately well like a friend of mine said devin costa on his uh podcast lemon party he said and they posted it in chang's and

it did really well he's like shop stimulated the economy there's kids living in their basement making documentaries about him making fifteen thousand dollars a month really yeah it's funny when you see a guy that has 200 subscribers has his video about shop and it's got 250 000 that's what people call me all the time like dude why don't you do a reaction video i'm like i just i don't know man like it's not i don't know it's um it's like do i want to make a i don't know if you guys remember the seinfeld episode where the girl made her whole career just about how much jerry seinfeld sucked like the comedian and that's all

she did is like trash Jerry Seinfeld which actually was true if you look back in reality because Seinfeld does suck real bad but him as a person I mean I guess the show was all right but I don't like him um but uh his last special was trash I actually lived with him but like that one's so funny dude that's how I'll never forget I told the guy like I asked him I he was uh we're sitting out there and I was like dude um can i ask you a question you're a professional comedian right he goes yeah i said do you understand how it's larry the cable guy makes 40 million dollars a year because that dude it's not even really him like he's doing a character that's not funny let alone yeah you know i mean like i said it's like it's the unfunniest shit i've ever seen in my life like

how dumb do you have to be to like that and i said and people eat it up and i said like i think all the time like when i just like when i see that Pete Diddy is a billionaire, like maybe he's smarter than me, but is he a billion dollars smarter than me? Like just me, you know? And the guy goes, I actually live with him. I was his roommate for 12 years. He said, we're best friends. I was like, great. I'm glad I just brought it up because I got to read with this guy for this audition for the show right after, you know?

And it turns out that guy couldn't read like literally. So I had trouble reading. And then they had shop come in. I'm sure he had trouble reading right after you know and it turns out that guy couldn't read like literally so i had trouble like and then they had shop come in i'm sure he had trouble reading right after so they probably had a real uh tough audition day with multiple people who can't read yeah i mean people liking larry the cable guy or jeff dunham that almost scares me more than like the pandemic or like covid shit because it's like what dude how it I don't know. I wonder, and that's why I keep thinking, how have I not come up with a way to monetize? Like, all I had to do was make a shirt that said who farted and wear it and go out on stage and pretend like I'm a redneck

and make millions of dollars. Like, I don't know, man. Like, I don't, all you have to do is be on Joe Rogan's podcast 250 times and have him tell you to quit fighting. What's so funny is when Rogan saw, I don't know if you guys knew that. Yeah. When Rogan saw his special being filmed or whatever, he was going to tell shop not to release it.

He was going to be like, dude, this is going to go bad. But he said, he said to somebody, I don't know if it's an interview or if somebody told me this, but he said he didn't have the heart to tell him, Oh,

you got to retire from fighting. And then, you know, three or four years in this comedy. Oh, you got to not release that special. He couldn't do it to him two times in a row you know so rogan's just like firing him from life things that's what i'm saying yeah that's what that's why when you let other people make your life decisions you can't uh can't really blame anybody

about yourself but uh at the time i was mad when uh when rogan gave him the uh like pretty much told me he should quit fighting. I actually tweeted him on Twitter, even though I didn't like him, and said, I wouldn't take advice on my fighting career from someone who's never fought before. You know, and that's, I know Rogan, and I like him, but I was like, that was ridiculous. You shouldn't do that publicly if you're going to confront him. And then later on, I realized Rogan said the reason he had to do it, that was the only way Shah was going to listen. He had been telling him for years, like, dude, you need to give it up. Like, I've been telling him, like, for at least 18 months, you need to, you're not, dude, you're he had to do it that was the only way shaw was going to listen he had been telling him for years like dude you need to give like i've been telling him like for at least 18

months you need to see you're not dude you're not going to make it you need to stop you're going to get you're getting brain damage you're getting knocked out you're not you don't have what it takes you know like and he said that was his last like attempt to get him to do it publicly like an intervention you know or whatever like listen you've been knocked out four of your last five fights like viciously like you got to stop but then i understood why he did it but uh yeah even when i sent shop that he tried he didn't say anything back to me like didn't reply to the tweet and i was like okay so you're not even gonna i'm throwing you a bone here trying to be like you know what i mean like uh because i thought it was kind of a dirty move by uh rogan at the time but uh yeah even then he wouldn't reply to me

because i probably hurt his feelings about his gucci whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So one other thing I saw on the AMA, you wrote like a poem. Where did you come up with that? Yeah, you were like roses are red. Do you remember doing that? You were like roses are red, violets are blue or something like that? Yeah, probably something like a rose are red, violets are blue, Brennan Schaub sucks or something like that. Something similar to that.

Yeah, like I don't know. It just – I wish I could say I knew how. people always ask me like where i come up with the stuff because i used to have some pretty funny tweets before i got permanently banned from twitter but uh oh man i've been banned for at least a year or two it was i think at least a year it was uh during the pandemic stuff um i was trolling people on there and i would find real racist stuff that someone of another race had said about white people oh yeah and i would retweet it but then i would comment on the retweet and i would say the same thing they said but switch white with black and switch whatever and then i would get suspended but they wouldn't you know or whatever

it became like a game for me like i would be like hey twitter i reported this you guys said it didn't violate the term of service so i just just want to take part in the same conversation and I would switch the words white and black and then I would get suspended again. So I just kept doing it thinking it was funny. And eventually they just said I was permanently banned from Twitter. And even since Elon Musk came off, I'm still permanently banned, which I only had like 10,000 followers.

If I was like shop, I would have bought 900,000. That's a cracks me up too. That dude's got a million followers on Twitter or whatever it is. And he gets four likes and three responses on a tweet. That's classic. It's like you're buying followers, you know,

cause you get no interactions at all, you know? Yeah. What about your, uh, your name on Reddit? Get off these nuts. 5,000.

Did that come from somewhere? No. Yeah. I was, uh, I was trying to come up with, because i didn't understand how reddit worked my girlfriend at the time was trying to explain it to me and i was like i still don't get it like i don't if she would have told me it was like a chat room i would have understood like i thought it was uh like instagram or something i thought people posted pictures yeah you know i was like i don't get it and i kept saying i needed a username to sign up so i must have tried 60 variations of my name you know what i mean or whatever and nothing i couldn't get anything you know what i mean like and i was like even just

sean mccorgill saying sean mccorgill one two three is taken like all these things i tried everything i would remember and so then i was like get off these nuts and it's like it was taken i was like holy shit so like five thousand you know what i mean like i was like literally but that was yeah probably literally probably my 30th attempt at getting a name that wasn't taken. And then I realized how big Reddit must be if that many names are taken. But yeah, I was, I don't know. I try to not use the same passwords. It gets really complicated anymore, like not use the same passwords for stuff.

And then having, you've got 60 accounts, you know what I mean? Between your, you know, social media. And then I got an account on Reddit. I don't use the same password as I use for my Facebook because if somebody figures that out, then they can get on my Facebook. So it's like, yeah, I have to reset my password like three times a week on everything. I have to keep going back. And my favorite part is when I'll put a password in, it says it's the wrong password. So I'll set to renew my password or re, you know, redo it. It'll send me through and I'll set my password is what I thought it was. And it's like, you can't use your current password

to, um, as your new password. I'm like, I just tried the password. You said it wasn't it. You know what I mean? So it happened to me all the time. I hate that. Yeah. I don't know what the deal is, but yeah, that was just something I just made up.

Just something I was trying to come up with something that nobody would have used. And then, uh, I didn't even realize, like, I still don't really know how to use it. I'll see. I got notifications on there and I click on it. Then it just takes me to a page that isn't even the fighter and the kid page. So, like, I'm doing something wrong. I don't know what. So, I just haven't spent enough time on there.

I usually just get on there to watch what people say. I'm not kidding, man. There are some of the funniest people in the world on that page, man. The dedication is amazing. Like, some of the videos they put on there, some of them do a seven-minute video, you know what I mean, of him of him and i'm like god that it must have taken 30 hours you know to put together stuff they do you know it's really impressive yeah i mean it's crazy that they do it none of us are well it shows you how much it shows you how much shabba sucked to irritate people like

everybody has something different that motivates them you know like some people fear of failure some people are motivated by you know they want to disappoint their parents. But most of the cats, I think, are motivated by hatred of Schaub and his stupidity. I think really what it is for most of them, I've noticed, is there's a lot of people, there's a lot of guys on there that would love to have, let's say, maybe not a wife like Schaub's, but a wife that supports what you do, how she does blindly. And it's like, dude, why are you going to cheat on her? You know what I mean?

Or whatever. She's out of your league anyway. You're half retarded or redacted. Sorry. But yeah, it's like you shouldn't even have a woman, let alone anything that you're going to cheat on her and go to these Asian massage parlors and like openly go give a girl your number. And I think that's the kind of stuff people don't like about Shab.

I think that's what really irritates him is like, he cannot admit he's wrong ever. just like that like he no self-awareness saying things about uh come on bubba you're you're saying you're got a little throat thing going on like dude you have a lisp and 16 other things going on i can't understand half the time i can't understand what he says it's like i'm starting to wonder like if i have ct trying to listen to him like you know like it's like uh but he you know know, when he made fun of Nate Diaz, he actually lied about what happened with him and Nate Diaz. I'm sure you guys saw that whole thing

after the Mayweather fight, but he lied about what was said and he's like, yeah, I think he's sensitive because he has a lift. And I'm like, dude, talking about the pot calling the kettle black. Like, you know, whatever. I actually didn't see that, but that's hilarious. Yeah, Nate Diaz called him a right. Yeah, he told me he was going to try to fight because he tried to say nate diaz dude if you met the diaz brothers in person they are the

nicest dudes you wouldn't even believe how nice and cool they are they would never start drama never start a fight and everything and it's always someone starting with them it really is like people starting with them we're trying to talk to it but they are the nicest friendliest guys ever but yeah after the fight uh shab was like i told you he was gonna you know blah blah blah and then it's all over uh youtube if you look it up but nate diaz was like dude it's not he didn't even win a race he didn't even try like mayweather wasn't trying he was carrying him until he was gonna knock him out in the tent you know and he said he's just carrying a fight and then uh shab was like saying something and it's like oh yeah well he connor was lighting you up you know or something like that or whatever

like saying started talking shit and then nate diaz about to whip his ass and nate would beat him in a fight at this point so um shabal talks about dusting dusting off the old skillet but uh he would be amazed if he uh you know he faked that he went got his black belt for his son too and stuff like that like he's such a liar but um he's not a black belt he can't even say who he's under you know you don't get a black belt unless you train with the gi he didn't train with the gi you know that's what people always ask me what my my belt is i said i stopped training with a gi after the fifth time, so I don't know.

I have no idea what belt I would be, because those jiu-jitsu instructors are all running a scam. They know if they teach you without a gi, they can only teach you for a couple years, and you'll know everything you need to know to fight. But if they teach you with a gi, they can teach you for 30 years, you know, because there's so many gi tricks, you know?

So that's their business plan. But yeah, like I said, he's a fake black belt, a fake comedian, fake super dad, fake everything, man. Fake comedian, he's something else. I hope he doesn't, like, kill himself one day. I wonder, I saw two men fight each other one time in a real MMA match, and it was funny to when one of them got hurt, and then I was like, oh, gosh, man, you know what I mean?

Like, one of them was actually hurt, and they had to make him off in a tiny stretcher um no but i hope there's no tragedy at the end of this you know i really do you know yeah no so i if if shop killed himself or something i would i think all of us not all of us necessarily there are a few people that are ruthless on there yeah i think most of them would feel a little bit bad about it you know like it'd be like dude i hope we didn't push him to doing that. But then again, think about everybody's feelings he's hurt. Think about his wife's feelings when he cheats on her.

Think about the guys that his son goes to. His son goes to a jiu-jitsu school and he talks about how fat and out of shape the teachers are, the coaches are. I'm sure those coaches got told by somebody that watches Shob's show. By the way, you're teaching Shob's kid. He was talking about how fat and out of shape you are, like the guys in there

teaching it. Like I said, he's always hurting other people's feelings. He can dish it out, but can't take it. Oh, for sure. He's in the most glass house there is, for sure. 100%. Well, Sean, we told you an hour, and we're honored that you came on. It's amazing. I appreciate it. Yeah, we got

to speak with the CEO of P.F. Chang. It's just awesome. You crushed it, obviously. So thanks so much for doing this. Is there anything that you wanted to plug or anything? No, I would be trashing my insurance agent if they hadn't covered that accident and giving his personal address out and asking people his phone number and everything. We're crazy enough to let you do that we would definitely i had a uh i had a girl before that crossed me long story but she basically made a made a fake facebook page for the girl i was currently dating

and then started like emailing people or messaging people from my family from it so i put her work number on the underground forum and where she worked and uh before i knew that people had put craigslist ads for like free massages just come and knock and had like weirdos showing up at her door, knocking on her door. They had people come in to see her at her work. She was getting 100 phone calls a day and then she was like, because I told her when she did it, I said, you better delete it. You got 20 minutes or I'm going to, because she had sent messages to my mom, to my brother, all from this fake account from my new girlfriend, you know.

And I knew it was her. As long as I just knew it was her, she was the only one that would do something like that. She was like, I don't know what you're talking about. I said, yeah it's uh i don't know i can be pretty vicious when cross so yeah that's what i told my uh that insurance agent like i said i went to school with his kids i've known him for 40 years he's been my insurance agent for 30 years and i told him dude this will be one of your biggest life regrets if you don't cover this i'm telling you right now by the end by the time it's done you will it'll be one of your top three life regrets, not covering this. I said, like, I won't stop, like no matter what.

And yeah, suddenly they decided to cover it. So they found a way, but they were legally responsible. But I told him I'll spend $50,000 for a lawyer if it costs you 10,000 to defend it. You know what I mean? Like, as long as it costs you personally money, I said, I won't. Cause it, it wasn't, it wasn't, it was wrong what they were doing. You know, like it'd be different if it was my fault, but it's yeah. So normally I would, I would do that.

I used to always thank myself for all my hard work and dedication. Cause I'd say without me, none of this would be possible. But then Chael Sondland stole that line. So, yeah. Dude, if I ever get in anything, I'm going to be, I won't actually do this, but I'm going to be like, listen, I'll call Sean and I'll have him do what he does. You're going to deal sean mccorkle okay he's gonna give your address out and over the dude he's really only cares if it hurts you so right yeah no that's what it's i always tell people

don't ever underestimate the amount of time i have on my hands so i have nothing going on ever but to get even i'm kind of like like Terry Silver in Karate Kid 3. He's come back and been popular on Cobra Kai, but I was a fan of his for years. I was like, this dude is a billionaire, and he's getting even with a 17-year-old karate student. That is so awesome. He spends all day plotting how to get even with this kid. And it was basically, the best is he's threatening Miyagi, like, I'm going to open Cobra Kai locations all over the valley. And I might even teach for free, but how is that going like threatening Miyagi like I'm gonna open Cobra Kai locations all over the valley and I might even teach for free but like how is that how is that gonna hurt Miyagi he doesn't even have any students

or a school like it's not like okay have luck good luck with your business you know I mean or whatever like what does that do you know what does that do to me but it's uh yeah Terry Silver's one of my all-time heroes like one of my idols him and Brad Wesley from Roadhouse Brad Wesley was awesome and the uh the bad guy in that who okay group of the yeah the ultimate villain and that was so awesome he would like try to hit patrick swayze head-on like going down the road for no reason just the stuff roadhouse you get a chance to watch it and you haven't seen in a while you gotta watch it's amazing so yeah i know that movie i haven't checked it out yet i'm redacted but i do really want to see it

i like the idea he's the bouncer, right? He's like the bouncer. He's a bouncer. And there's this guy that runs the town. Who's the, I guess he would be a mafia guy. I guess like a,

you know, Godfather, I guess, but he has a bunch of the most ridiculous bad guys working for him. And they do. It's just, it's, it's too good to be true,

man. It's like, it's so, it is so, but it's supposed to be serious. Like there, there, everything in it,

it's supposed to be dead serious, you know, but it, but it's, that's what makes it so funny. You know, the fact, it's so, it is so, but it's supposed to be serious. Like there, there, everything in it, it's supposed to be dead serious, you know, but it, but it, uh, that's what makes it so funny. You know, the fact that it's, uh, supposed to be serious, but it's definitely, I literally have probably seen it. I bet I've seen it a hundred times now. I watch it every single time. It's all like from beginning to finish because it, uh, you always notice something new. It's kind of the exact opposite of Brendan Chubb's comedy.

Like you can watch it a thousand times and never find anything new or funny in it. So the opposite of Roadhouse. Seven times a week. You can watch it seven times a week. Oh man. Alright well Sean thanks so much man. Thank you guys I appreciate it. Thank you man. It's a pleasure meeting you man.

Alright I'll see you guys on the subreddit. Yeah we'll be in chains. Maybe on Smoke Break. We'll see you guys on the subreddit. Yeah, we'll be in chains. Maybe on smoke break. We'll hang out on smoke break. See you, man. Thanks. All right. That's it. Thanks for tuning in. I want to thank Sean one more time.

I mean, you're the whole reason the Friars are able to run it all. So tune in next week. Bye.