10 Minutes of Schaub - TFATK HAS A NEW STUDIO! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #157

Episode Date: September 8, 2026

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Welcome back to Tim as a shop. Thanks for tuning. As always, join the Patreon, join the Discord, join the Reddit. On the Patreon this week, we watched Joe List special, special, special. Joe List small ball, if you want to know what we think about Joe, not Joe Rogan, Joe List, tune into the Patreon. Also, the reason that we're here today, Timos Live, I want to admit something to you guys. and gals. This is hard for me to talk about.

Right? Okay. And I've not, I've usually not been this vulnerable, right? On the podcast. But today I want to admit that I've never actually read a comment. Oh, shit, dude. Yeah.

I've never seen any of the comments. So I told Gerard, I said, listen, why don't we have a live so we can read the comments live during shot? Because I just want to see what it's like to read a comment. I've never experienced that. Right?

Go for it? So yeah, I think let me check in on some of the comments. Okay. This could be a major mistake on my part of FOPA because I've never actually seen a comment. Do you know how to read? I know how to read.

I know how to read, but reading a comment is just not something I do. It's not like, I'm just not that guy. Yeah. But anyways, to read the comment. So pity says Texas. Good comment. Never seen it. Please turn off base boost.

Yeah, sorry, Bud Easy. I appreciate the help, but, uh, Gagagga, we're working as we're Cooney gonna get murder daddy. Oh. Yeah,

that's why you know. But that's our one of our guys though. Oh yeah, Maloney. Yeah, yeah.

He's one of our main guys. So Formula One posting ghosts. This is the first time I've ever seen Formula on write something. Yeah.

I've never seen any of his comments. Where's that dog? Okay. All right. Listen, save that for Raccoon Tweets and we're not doing that anymore. Yeah.

Okay. Sure we goon. And then NSFW chat, but We don't say Miguel is a DB any longer. Oh, look at that from Victor E. Please turn out the comments. We just want to have fun, Bradley.

That's a Chavez-in right there, dude. That's pretty good, dude. Look at you guys. Classic from Mark Ramirez. So, yeah, I mean, it's cool. Like, this, Tmos Live, we're doing that now. And I'm excited to do it for we're doing this time. And then a week, two weeks later, we'll do it again.

And we may have a song. We'll see. scoop up the bag oh thank you mark or question mark uh sorry they gotta get the you know we're always trying to scoop up the bag i mean that's just what we're trying to do um shit timos live daddy that's right lando so um but anyways i mean is that should i is that not why they're here no i think they're here for the timer did you guys do you guys dude dude play uh are you guys ready for timers a shop start the timer play the chinklip wouldn't that be hilarious if we actually just did 10 minutes now that it's life.

That would be kind of fucked up, but it's only 10 minutes. We're like, yeah, we're going to live, you know, two times a month, and it's actually going to be 10 minutes. And we just wanted you to log on for 10 minutes. All righty. Let's this, we're going to try to do a post for the last two weeks because we missed a week. Yeah. This one is posted by Giants Fan 55.

It's called Chin is officially homeless in Austin on the latest episode of the Shab Show and the fighter and the kid, Brennan keeps talking about how Chin has yet to find a place to live in Austin. It's almost like Shab is bullying him. Man, if I move my entire operation 1,500 miles away, I'd help my tram. Probably team. Oh, yeah, team. Tram, huh? Find a place.

Or how about this? An employee who's been with me for that long could crash in my place for a few weeks until he got settled. Chin has no home right now. How long until he becomes a homeless cat? If I were Chin, I'll be looking to jump ship as soon as possible, though through all of Brendan beefs. Chin has always got kudos from the likes of Ariel Hwani and others. Or is it time for Chin to become a Texas serial

killer? Whatever he decides, I hope he finds a place to live. Man, he has got to be regretting the move slash life decision. The one consistent thing about Shab, because he lies and changes everything, is that he will treat his employees poorly. Like,

they doesn't pay them, he strangles them, they show up with neck braces. This is a very good point by a Giants fan, the idea that you're a millionaire, you bought a mansion, your producer can't stay with you for a few days. Your wife's not okay with that.

Granted, he has seven children. Yeah. But still, at the same... Sometimes he has four wives. He's got a harem there. And it just seems fucked up that you would... I would offer a producer a place to stay

if he doesn't have a fucking... I'd almost offer a chance to stay in Los Angeles. Yeah. So, I mean, and I don't even even know the guy. I never met him. You did say almost. So it's not like a for sure thing. But you're thinking about it. At least shop is like, nah. Yeah, I gave it some contitorate. Considerate. Listen, it's night time. So there's going to be some real shop stuff on this. Timo's late night. Yeah. What's it called? Somebody said, you guys really chose the Texas

move to take a break. No, we chose the Texas move to make it special, dude. Our first live. Let me talk to you for a second. When you, when you say take a break, what do you see right now? Two guys working too much. Two white guys. One white guy, one Latino guy. Two white boys that work too much. We'll speak in shop. Audio is fucked.

Oh, is it really fucked? That's not good. God damn it. Is it fucked? Are you fucking with us or is audio actually bad? I don't know. Maybe. Adam.

There's only one person saying that. So let's see what everyone else says. It might just be your computer. Yes, dude, listen. You got to get a better computer. Audio, good, but, okay, cool. Okay, let's move to the next one. This one's posted by Renaldo Johnston.

I think that's my dad. It's called new podcast studios next to an active railroad. That was the one I was telling you earlier. The first post is great. No, they did it, dude. That's awesome. What is this fucking my cousin Vinnie? Dude, this is amazing.

Let's see. You know, the same time I'm going to get a tattoo. Yeah. No, I was talking to Rogan about it. I want to go shoot something. Just for meat. Oh, yeah? Having a hard time finding meat.

It's a train. Is it a train? Yeah, there's a train that goes around. Oh. I just felt everything rumble. I get nervous. Why? Why?

Is this in their house or did they get a studio? I've been completely checked out. I don't know. I mean, that's crazy, dude. These are the things that you ask when you're looking for a spot. Is there an airplane that flies over? I do a podcast. Is there are there trains?

Or you at least check? you send out a scout to scout locations. No wonder Chin doesn't have a house. I've taken it back. Chin doesn't deserve a house. I'm glad he's homeless. Hey, boss, let's move into this place near our train station. We do a podcast.

Idiot. They're so fucking dumb. All right. So the people that I trust are saying that the audio is kind of blockbuster, but listen, it's going to be like that this week. I'll fix it before next in two weeks. That's too bad. Yeah, I mean, it's the first.

time we're going live since I think maybe we watched Gringo Poppy live, which was the greatest time for many of us in our lives. So we'll get back there. All right. So that was great. I guess it's next to an active railroad. A message for chin. Okay, so this one's posted by seven digit called a message for chin. Um, who was that Jaco talking? Let's see. Dear chin, it's time to grow some balls. move to Austin. Instead, hire some lawyers and sue Bapa for everything he's worth. I hope you remember that he neck cranked you, made fun of you for having to wear a brace that never took responsibility for putting you in that brace. Laughing at him. Holy chin, you don't need this, dude. I do need it. He says he does need it.

I love it you're doing that. Does it help chin? I think it's actually helping a little bit. Yeah. It raises your neck up. Poor guy. He's a terrible boss. He doesn't care about you. Here at Chang's though, we care about you, Chin. Don't Brendan Schwab and never look back.

It would be the best decision of your life, buddy. Trust me. Also, on a side note, you should prank Brendan before you leave. It would be hilarious. Anyways, prayers for Chin, everyone. and prayers for Chin. Man, go for it. Even though I just told, I said,

fuck him. That video completely changed. Can you imagine, because he's the, he's Chin's boss. I have employees, I have a staff. If one of them came in

in a brace and I was like, look at that, that's hilarious. You don't need that. You don't need, everyone look. Everyone look, just saying that would be enough

to be like, I get fired or sued. But he's laughing at him, a chin and a neck brace that he may have cost. Yeah. That is crazy. I haven't seen, have you seen any of the new set at all other than what we just watched?

No, man, I took a moratorium from the Reddit. Well, that's not true. I look at our Reddit, so I see shop posts, but I haven't seen much of saving it up for this live. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Yeah, I haven't seen anything either. I've been, it's been two weeks without Chang. dude. I know. It feels weird. Yeah. You know, we're getting used to it. But,

you know, it's pretty good to see the comments and chinks. Like, getting two things at once. Pause. Marvin Ruinner said, fuck chin. He's the new Miguel. All right, so this one's posted by Kabib time. It's called Every Homeless Cat predicted this exact reaction.

Posted by Kabib time, but from Joanna's what is it called? Instagram. Embarrassing is an understatement, glad to not be in LA anymore, and people want it to be heard. Let me tell you this isn't the way. This is pathetic. What do you think, like, does she care a lot about the lime scooters? Like, what is her, why is she so? Wasn't she here? Illegally. That's right? I mean,

yeah. She's definitely illegal, but, you know, she's one of those illegals that is like, close the door, close the door, when she's the last one in you. He's like, what the hell is immigrants? She starts talking like a cowboy. These goddamn immigrants. Yeah, they're MAGA now. They're in Texas. So,

you know, this is part of the package, cowboy boots. What else? Fucking country music. How do we get, oh, thank you for subbing.

Here's the thing, though. She's, she's killing your own audience, dude, because, dude, you don't think immigrants

are into fucking thirst traps, you know what I mean? Right. Immigrants are the most majority of your likes when you post a fucking picture of your

Banana Apple hanging out. Dude, call. Yeah, absolutely. I almost say, called it! It means nothing. But you're absolutely right. And on top of that,

stack that over a week, his audience is like, I mean, the entire audience, wasn't it like the gringo poppy? Your audience is Latinos. Yeah. And we all think that you're Latino.

Yeah. What's going on? What are we doing here? What's going on? Who's doing this? Why would he do that? You know, the Nick Mullen?

Oh, oh, yeah. The Tucker Carlson. Yeah. Who's doing it? Not me. Maybe it's you. Maybe it's your family. All right. Let's see what else we got here, dude. We got us.

Okay, so this one's 15 days ago. So I think we didn't see this one yet. Callan is, okay, posted by Dazzling Rabbit 633. Callan is reviving his dead solo pod in Austin. He's laying the groundwork for the imminent T-Fat K divorce. I just wonder if he has the courage to pull the Bapa plug. My podcast, off limits his back. it off with Eric Weinstein and you're not going to want to miss this. Check it out now.

12 likes. Man, the light, yeah, the like count is kind of sad. Um, and then the first podcast is with Eric Weinstein, Weinstein or whatever it is. That's just the Joe Rogan guy. And then he's got all these books behind him. I wonder if he's, I don't know those books. Are those Callan's books, do you think? Um, probably. The Bev Doolittle, the great chiefs. Birds, eggs. He burns eggs, dude. Hawks? Hawks eggs? Yeah.

Oh, man. Look, I wanted to do this bit. It looks like he's reading our comments and it's very, like, discreuntled. He's like, what the fuck did that full say? Wait, what, huh? Yeah, this is right after he made the video to you. Yeah. The fucking, if you guys didn't see that, some, one of the cats, one of the hawks paid

Callan to do a cameo for Gerardo, where he was like, I think the prompt was getting Gerardo to move to Austin to do stand-up. Pretty good stuff. All righty. Let's see what else we got here. We've seen this one. We saw that one. Yeah.

All right. This is, Bapa almost cries. Yes. We saw that one. Seven days ago here, post by Kabeeb time, Water,

we, Dune, Hair, B. Is this what? Yeah. He looks like a Shia LeBuff character in a movie. You know, like he's going to, Shia LeBuff plays like a hitman, but the glasses are,

way too big, though. This is like fear and loathing in Austin. Yes, that's better. Yeah, yeah. He's like the Benicia del Toro character with those. It's going to be a Texas shaved head summer. He keeps doing stuff like this where he takes a picture of himself

like, look in some way and then he's like, it's going to be a shave summer. Diesel Dad. Yeah, yeah. This is the new thing, just different personas with hashtags and what he looks like. Make that Cheddar Monday. Just got paid. I look like this now.

What's up, guys? What's this behind his ear? Almost looks like an earring. But I don't, I don't know. What is that? What the, is that gum that he's saving for later? It looks like an earring, but then there's no, like, part of it

that's going through the ear. Maybe it's something to help his brain function better. Maybe it's, like, residual tin foil because he's hanging out with Alex Jones. Yeah, I got this. It's some stupid thing. East plugging some new crap that doesn't work. This thing, you put it behind your ear, it's called golden ear.

Yeah. And it helps your brain work good. Guys, go to goldier.com and get yourself a golden ear. Ever since I put in my golden ear and started drinking methylene blue right out of the can, I am the best podcast host there is. I never forget anything about my baseball son. It's part of my glasses, my guy. Yeah.

People are like, what is that? What is that? And he's like, Bubba, it's fucking golden ear, my guy. What's it called? Shout out to D. Look at you guys. Just got done Doordash and got a $20 tip for bringing a dude Taco Bell from the right across the street from the hotel. Victor says it's NeuroLink.

You're like Elon Moss's thing, I think. I was going to say, I was going to finish with the D thing. Cool story, bro. Yeah, walking dead. I get it. It's his glasses. Okay. I'm not a jackass.

Dude, stop. It's part of the glasses. This is why we don't read. Redacted Link. Great. Pedro from Napoleon, then, I got too hot. Okay, let's see what this one is. This is the type of shit, baseball dad slash diesel dad of the year was doing two and a half years ago

from fucking random randoms on site to crying on camera because his kid plays sports. Posted by dazzling Rabbit 6333. Baddies, baddies, baddies. Oh, yeah, one of the screenshots. I mean, look at the dates. It's all November 3rd. The weekend of November 3rd was a lonely weekend in 2022. So embarrassing.

have that out there. Yeah. What would be the equivalent of that for us, just like ordering from... Oh, sure. I was going to say getting burritos. Like, if your doctor shared the text messages, you're done, dude. Oh, yeah. Is this, like, is it normal if this happens?

I have a bump on my head. Is that good? I'm growing a horn. Is that good? Is that good? Seal team thick. That's so funny. Seal team thick.

It's like the ones that aren't embarrassing and bad on the level of cheating are even worse because it makes them look stupid. Seal team thick. Canadian batty never responded. She's a batty, any of the baddies. Oh, Rachel's actually a random person in here. Little freshwater baddies. They're mean.

I guess you could say I'm into fish. That name sounds familiar. Let's see here. Chris Brown bat. He's texting with Chris Brown, dude. Dude, Mark is a fucking sick one, dude. Jules.

Wow. I wonder, that could possibly be Chris Brown, like real Chris Brown. Yeah, hopefully not, though. That'd be tight if Chris Brown was fucking homeless as hell. He's good at distrax. Yeah. Fuck you.

I don't know how to make a distract. Let's see here. A bunch of Brendan's, a lot of baddie stuff. Yeah, there's so many. There's so many. Just like from June till December, it seemed like he was into baddies. If he ever got caught in like couples therapy,

he'd have to like show his phone and then his wife would be like, so we searched baddie on the phone. I searched it and it only came up two times this month. It's a huge improvement. It's part of like the relationship counseling. All right. Let's go to the next one here. Hopefully there's a video.

Okay. We got another thirst trap posted by 38 Texas 832. Desperately needs attention. Okay. Desperately needs a tan. I think it's funny to post something. I like to picture her posting something like that while, like right after the protest post.

She's just like, fucking L.A., so embarrassing. Look at them protesting ice. And then she turns to the mirror and does a selfie. I need a tan. It's all I got. I need to cool down. I need some ice. Yeah.

Yeah. She should get into politics in Texas, maybe run for something. I mean, that's natural, right? you move to Texas, you get into politics. Yeah. You know what I mean? Let's see here. That's from 23 days ago, 23 days ago.

We saw that one already. Okay, so the coolest guy in the world posted by Demogorgo. Let's see what this is. Any guesses as to who's going to end up being the coolest guy in the world? Probably Brennan Shob. Maybe I think it's going to be somebody with T-Fat Cambridge or thing. Oh, my God. Let's see.

Jelly roll, man. Shit. How do we not see that coming? Yeah, Burke Kreischer and Jelly Roll. Damn, dude. Some guy at the end of his wits is like, oh, I didn't have the screen on. I wonder if there's like just a huge crossover

between Burke Kreischer and Jelly Roll fans. Yeah. Because these people are here to see Jelly Roll, I'm assuming. Is that a real question? Of course. Burke Crisher fans are into Jelly Roll, dude. Yeah.

I guess it makes sense. And they can't even see it. You know, they're going to Burke Chrysie shows was like, thinking they're having a good time and they go home and they're like, save me.

Yeah, because they're drunk. Yeah, that makes sense because the way Burke Chrysher lives and the people that would be into that would, their life would be falling apart.

They're on drugs. They're drinking too much. They're eating too much. And then when they go, they need to laugh during the day when they're drunk, but on the come down, they got jelly roll singing that song for him.

That's me on stage. They say that we're seen both times. When they're drunk and watching Burr Kreisier, That's me on stage when he's like, I was so drunk, my wife's tits smell like fart. And then they go home and then they're like the jelly rolls like, and the music is like, somebody's free me.

And they're like, ask me to me. It's me on the TV. It's my whole family. That's me on YouTube right there. All right. These people vote. It's crazy when people lose weight and look worse. And I feel bad saying that, but yeah.

That's true. I'm right here, dude. All right. This one's posted by air pumper. It's called The Feeling When You Realize the Nightmare You're Living Just keeps getting worse and worse. I wish we had some context to this. For some reason, a lot of the picture posts get put to the top.

I want to see video, Daddy. I know. That's where he came here. We're feigning. We haven't seen video on so long. Weeks. Let's see what this one. Oh, we've got a video, dude.

Finally. Look at that set. What happened to loving the human? Pete and audio being king. I mean, we have no place to speak about audio being king. Our audio apparently sucks ass. Posted by haphazard. Let's see what this is about.

What do you think of that set, though? It doesn't look too bad. It looks like it's upstairs. Isn't that weird? Yeah, it does look like it's upstairs. It looks like they got a cheap spot and they're making it work. Yeah. They're renting to people.

Like in other rooms, there's people that stay there. Jobs like, you're security. You don't have to pay or pay a little rent, but you're like, you stay here during the day so people don't like steal my audio equipment and shit. All right, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Why can they have chin? They don't let Chin move in?

Yeah, that's not real. You can live in the studio. Nah, dude, doesn't work. Chin's got a fucking have his own place. I mean, when does it become Chin's fault, though? It's like, dude, you can't get a place to stay. That's true. How much are they paying him?

Does there no, as Austin just too expensive? Maybe. Let's see. That's right. Everyone likes to be all high and mighty. Hard being a human. It was. Hard being a human.

Some current events, Jed. Yeah, get warm in here as fuck. They don't like the studio at all. I think it looks cool, honestly, except for the T-Fat K thing is very like we just started again. There's not much effort. It's not far off from the blue couch. You know, there's like, there's no sign or nothing.

Yeah. Is it, it's, oh, I'm wearing the worst shirt too. I'm wearing a black shirt on the blue couch. Yeah, people don't even see you right now. I'm just a float. I'm like a fucking haunted mansion floating around the house. I keep forgetting and I wear green shirts here and people are like, where is Brennan? Is he part of the show?

Do you quit? I see his beard. Remember that Brent Weinbach joke where he's like, I'm going to, it's like my face is matching what I'm saying, but it's not really, you know? Yes. He's like, he looks like he's cold and he's saying like, isn't it really hot in here? Hard being a human. you're some current vans jude yeah is it warm in here as fuck yeah so we talked to that i like the

no no no we had them turn off studio yeah you're getting you're getting a little moist yeah but the studio shouldn't be this way oh good for you well you're upstairs dude upstairs is always hotter that's true he does rise and this what this guy this guy's like he's he's he's a good guess for teafat cake because he was ready for like a gay we're going to you're moist he got happy about it guy, here we go. Not working socks. And the dirty-ass shoes. Short shorts.

Let's talk about it, dude. Hawaiian shirt. Yeah, he's perfect for the show. He is ready to be gay, dude. You're fucking that. Thanks. No, no, so we had those. Those just to be left.

Somebody walking out of the stairs. It's one of the tenants. Hey, sorry, guys. Sorry, I was going to get my orange juice from the fridge. Yeah. The fridge is upstairs. Hey, who drank my orange juice? Shop has, like, an empty orange juice bottle next.

John. He breaks a glass door. He's the long pants, huh? I've never served in military. I've never been in government. I've never really traveled. The small amount that I've traveled to, we knew that already.

There wasn't any need to say anything of that. This is hot sauce and there's a devil on it. Yeah, I had a feeling you didn't do those things. Some majority countries has been like this much. But I will say this. The car. You're talking about tens of maybe. Or is that the AC, I think.

It could, it's funny. And the T-Fat-K studio with weird noises, it could be so many things. Doors, AC, trains, an employee crying. Yeah. Someone peeing in the sink. Yeah. Rain opening. A rain bottle opening.

Yeah. A magic mind delivery. Let's see. Muslims around the globe? Muslim isn't something that would call for most people to take recognition of it. What is that noise? It's a, it kicks on for a little bit. Turn off.

is that fuck on us? Probably, right? As long as we acknowledge it, it's just AC for a little bit. How's that? We're going to work us out. Sorry with the noise. We're going to work it out.

We also said we're going to work out. But it's just the mics. Thank God there's no loud AC. It's the team's fault, too. We're becoming T-Fat K, dude. I mean, more and more. We tried to get rid of the red chairs, but we're just becoming more and more T-Fat K.

What would you rather become, though? I mean, like, we're becoming the best show that's ever fucking existed. I'm sorry if I sounded negative saying. No, dude, this is awesome. And you know what? Fucking, I love all you guys, but if you think that becoming T. FECA is bad, fuck you, every one of you. Fuck you.

Fuck you. I just think that, you know, when you're talking about what these men starts screaming. And that Douglas Murray is taking note of is such a small... Don't fuck with the Brits and the Irish. You get them going. They will meet you halfway. They'll fucking... The indigenous Brits and the Irish

come alive when it comes to war. Thousands of years of being bad, dude. What else you got, chin? He runs a little hot. He gets a little nauseous. He gets a little nauseous. Big boy. Yeah, his blood's thick.

His blood's thick. Pause. Oh, my God. Look at that. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's not a good shot. You don't have the cool back that they used to have.

Why isn't it downstairs? is driving me nuts. I want to know what is downstairs. I know for a fact, it's a garage that he's going to be working on trucks in. For sure. That's what it is, right? It's like an all-purpose studio.

Yeah. We do the podcast upstairs on Mod trucks downshows. I'm not trucks downstairs. Finally, y'all are coming around to the new set narrative. Oh, thank you, Jene. Yeah, yeah. No, listen, we're welcoming it and we'll talk about it.

Gerardo with toe holds. What does that mean? Are you wearing sandals? I don't think I am. Because I think it is kind of funny that he's still wearing toll holds. Yeah. Because like they fired him or whatever. And the company got in trouble.

And we've talked about it. But if you ever look at their website, it's like, does a racist own this sandals company? They got all these weird, like offensive sandals. That's the last place you want something offensive is on a sandal. I'm so glad we have the, dude, because you know how often we're on the show and we look like dumb, dums? I almost said the wrong word. because we don't know what's happening. They're saying that we're right.

It is a split garage splash podcast studio. Cooney jokes, but that's exactly what it is. Oh, no. Also, upstairs is like four feet off the garage floor. There's a lot of feet content coming up. Okay. I think it's weird that, you know, I think you touched on this. I don't remember which show was, it was, but there's no, like, merch anywhere.

I'm not saying that as a joke. There's no sure shot. There's no rain. There's no black rifle, whatever. Black Buffalo. Where did it all go? Yeah. Are they just not,

they don't have any sponsors anymore? I hope that's not the case. That's sad. It is, y'all locked into the narrative. Wow. Okay. Shout out to everyone that's in here. Let's see here.

What's the next one? Did we already, yeah, we already saw that Christian one. Joe Rogan going Christian. Okay, so this one's posted by Top Tata. Hashtag preaching. Damn. That's Hey Arnold, right?

Yeah. I don't know. I don't remember the character, but it's funny. You got a studio. I don't have an apartment. Okay, stop. Like this. Okay, here we go.

This one's posted by Boxinator, Texas Rushmore. Rumors? Oh, Texas Remorse. Posted by Boxinator. Long clip. Okay, let's see this. Texas Remorse, huh? Oh, wrong one.

Let's see. Like this, though, it feels very good. quiet. It feels very good. Industrial, shoppy, podcasty. Uh-huh. Podcast-y. There's no airwine. There's no airwine.

It does. Damn. Shob's an heroin guy? Makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, it does. It's hard to predict, though. It somehow makes sense, but also I wouldn't have been able to, like, be like,

he goes to heroin. Well, it makes sense why he's so pissed off at a Starbucks. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. That goes hand in hand. True. He's like, I, wonder what, yeah, like, shop, where do you get smoothies now? You can't go to heroin.

Texas smoothies. The thing about, uh, Texas is you, you're going to drive. Well, everything's 20 minutes away. Everything, and it's 20 minutes. Yeah. I don't mind because it's driving. It's just traffic is a nightmare. Traffic's a nightmare. Compared to LA, damn, dude. He's describing Los Angeles. Yeah. We drive 20 minutes everywhere. Mm-hmm. And we have to. to drive over lime scooters and Waymo's that are on fire. Oh, you're right. I do have to drive over a protester or not over over over a pillow. I have to drive through like ice raids and that's true, all that stuff, you know. Yeah, yeah. You're a car guy. Yeah. Now I'm going to need you

to understand a couple things. You need a place to cover your car because the weather isn't very cooperative here and sometimes it decides to hail golf ball size. Did that get you coming? I was driving in, I got hit with, you know, like a deer turd-sized hail. And it was deer-turd-sized. That's a weird thing that, how do you know what deer turds? Why not like a Broughtworth-sized hail? Because I picture of Deer's shitting out Broughtwurst, you know what I mean? I wonder if deer turds are as big as like sausages.

That's what I'm saying, dude. I got hit with sausage hail. This fucking guy, man, Callan, when he's doing his voice, he loses like all sense of reality. Yeah. You're going to get deer turd, sirs. You're going to be as big as cow poop. You're going to get a gorilogies in your mouth. I want to squeeze you.

I want to squeeze the cum out of a giraffe. Why did you say that? I don't know why I do anything, dude. Oh, shit. I need to get, oh, there we go, rain. Yeah, I just fell out, fuck. Yeah. I don't know if it's...

Oh, no, dude, the camera is... Where's the fucking camera, dude? Okay, thank God. I just felt naked without that there. We forgot. I told you we had to fucking remember the rain, dude. There's a bunch of rains over there. It's just off camera, but I figure at least one.

That's for the drinking. Let's see here. Yeah, we'll never drink or whatever. We kind of scary. Kiki, Kik, Kik, Kik, goes like, Jesus. We have crazy bugs at the house. Oh, yeah. We saw a tarantula on the sidewalk.

You're going to see, we found a coral snake in our pool four days ago. Coral snake. That's a problem. That's a problem, y'all. I'm so happy we're still doing this because this is going to be fucking insane. Yeah, yeah. Two LA guys living in Texas and they're going to broadcast every second of it because they have nothing else to talk about. That is fun.

That's a funny premise for a TV show. You're like two LA idiots moved to Texas. And then they, yeah, all the stuff they're going to complain about is totally different life. They're going to turn on their nice neighbors and they're going to broadcast it for everyone. this is like these are the people that people in Austin complain about yep we're tired of these people moving here these LA liberal cucks this is the wrong time I say but I'm moving into Texas they don't fit in they stick out like a sort of um yeah well it's got cobra that um sir chink can you look up of coral snakes are in uh Austin oh yeah it's got no no no they're they're

because when we saw the trancha tiger goes that somebody's pet right nope so we had a taranticle in our pool and they're big tarantulas. I don't mind a tarantulas. I don't either. But we have tarantulas, scorpions are a big problem. We've had a few scorpions. Now we got rattlers and we got Coral snakes. Moving to like, all right, moving to Texas from L.A.

And you get there, you're talking to people and you go, there's no heroin here. It sounds like you're doing a bit. You can't possibly be serious. Are you a stereotype? There's no, what's another thing that's like air? There's no crunch. what do I work out? Just like a very L.A. fucking douchey shit.

What do you mean? There's no smoothie pop-ups? There's no taco trucks? Yeah. Oh, there's taco trucks. In Austin? Gotta be, dude. That's what you think, but like,

whenever I go to a city, there's not as many taco trucks is out here. Hmm. I mean, could be. I don't know. That's for the chat to decide. There's no no boo? Where's the Hollywood sign?

No Hollywood sign. Oh shit, dude. Fucking heroin is the douchiest. I mean, I like it. I haven't been there a lot, but that's like the duchious LA thing that you can possibly. The smoothies cost 20 bucks, like people say. They are definitely taco trucks in Austin.

That's a bot. That's a bot, dude. D is a bot. You're a bot. We know you're a bot. There's no cubsies. Let's see here. The news about coral snakes is they're smaller.

But they're hard to, they're not going to bite you necessarily. If they do bite you, it's a big problem. Texas Coral State. Texas, they found in Austin, Texas, surrounding areas. There are venomous species. They've got the same venom that a cobra does. They're in the, they're in the cobra. It's very probably.

What do they look like just so I can keep my peepers on them? They look like coral. They're very pretty snakes. See that? Beautiful snake. That's a gorgeous snake. What is it? But you see how small?

The yellow, kill a fellow. Got it black to red, suck them dead. Suck them dead. That cannot possibly be the saying. Damn, he heard that in the steam room somewhere in Los Angeles. Yeah, when he fucked his way out of. But you said suck him dead. And I said, squeeze the come out of a draft.

And now who looks stupid? Yeah. You do? Wait, me? I didn't say shit. That was in my pool. Yeah, that's in my pool. So we haven't had any of those problems yet.

Yeah. I don't want that problem. And what's no joke around here's the thunder and lightning storms. Are they? No, no, the thunder and lightning is crazy. It's the hail. And they will tell you, you'll get a notice on your thing. They're like, shelter in place, you could die.

They give you a heads up? Like, yeah, they'll tell you that it's life-threatening. You're like, what? And it's on its way, like 10-minute warning? It's, uh, yeah, it's about 10 minutes, but it whips up right quick. It whips up and that sky goes black and that it starts to blow. And you're like, damn, what the hell is this? It's crazy.

I love the being the not, I relate almost the not being prepared that you didn't ask any questions beforehand. I relate to, but because I always do that when people are giving me like bad news. I'm like, but I get like, I get 10 minutes before that happens, right? They're like, no. What? 10 minute warning, though. There's a 10 minute warning for hail. What are you going to do to prepare?

Like move? You're going to move back to Los Angeles at 10 minutes? I got a, uh, he's so stupid. What's it called? I know people that have moved to Texas and they want to come back and that's a difficulty.

You know what I mean? It's probably easy to make the choice to move to Texas. It's probably hard to make the choice to move back here, right? Yeah, it's probably harder to get back. I mean,

it's going to be probably more expensive, more money. Moving there. I mean, why do you think it would be easier to move there? Because it's probably a different cost of living. So you're like,

oh, I'm saving money if I live there. And then you experience, the fucking jungle, apparently, of like, animals and venom and hail and all this shit. And you're like, oh, Los Angeles was amazing. Yeah, you realize why. Why it's less money? Because there's hail that falls out of the sky and snake venom. Yeah, that makes sense. We're able to live here and, like, have minor inconveniences. Yeah. You know, natural manner. The other inconveniences are very man-made. Right? I think there's quite a few man-made.

made, but I don't want to literally turn into Teafak. I like how that's still on your mind. Press like you, Ducks. I know, I've been keeping up on the light count, dude. Yeah, dude. To in town. Do we're at 35, 36? That's crazy, dude.

I know a lot of you aren't on the regular lives, but we do this bit where if the likes don't go up or they don't stay on par with the current, current viewers, we turn on a really annoying sound. The audio gets worse, dude. What the fuck is that, dude? It's a noise that goes, bha-ha- and the whole. time it's a punishment for not liking the videos and I'm very strict about it and I will put it on if it doesn't get to 50 and we actually had a talk before the show like let's not talk about the

likes and there's one comment about the likes and yeah dude what the fuck is that no if it doesn't get to 50 in two seconds yeah this sound goes bar and gerardo will burbin and I'll fart into the mic I don't care six we have no pool dude yeah now we tried yeah we're 49 okay cool I'm telling you, the sound's coming. The sound is coming. Concurrent should count for likes. And I'm the only person that knows how to fix a sound, so Drerow, even if he wanted to.

I can't. Yeah. I'm incompetent when it comes to fixing the sound. Let's see here. Backyard, worse than California. The poor life begins. It looks like just a post. Texas is on there.

Who posted this one? Let's see you really quick. Posted by a wonderful salary, 5, 4,332. No, not the glass breaking. Yeah, the glass is going to break, dude. Bono alert. Oh, we got another clip. My longtime producer needs a place to stay after I relocated the entire business.

He'll find one. Former porn star shows up in my house while I'm away on tour to sleep on my couch and keep an eye on my wife. Say less. What? Posted by an air pumper. Let's see what this is. How's it going over there for you in Texas? How's it going over there?

My brother's helping me. We're going to probably look for stuff in mid-April, just to look for like, you know, possible places to. So that's in April, but that's like still, it's just around the corner. Oh, yeah. Almost had to March here. I know. Why you smile like that? I'm trying to figure out how we're going to do this podcast.

And then, Jim, when do you move out here? I'm confused. Why haven't you found a place yet? I'm literally looking for, I've been looking for spots, but I couldn't find the spots. But tomorrow at 1230, I'll be, there's a real estate person helping me find a place to just rent, just rent for, yeah. I'm going to tell you right now, dude.

This is my first look at the shop show set. Yeah. I produce podcasts. I only produce one now, this one. Yeah, yeah. And a raccoon twos, whatever. This other one that I do also. Racken Tweetie, shout out.

Yeah. Tuesdays. Tuesdays. This is a nightmare. Producer set up for the podcasts. Why is that? It's just one space. And T.

T.Fat K is there, as you can see. Yeah. And the shop shows on the other side of it. Oh, no. So you've got to move. I'm assuming they only have one. one. I don't know how, because they have to move everything on the other side of that table

just to be a part of the other podcast. You know what I mean? They probably do do that. I mean, unless, yeah, unless Shav has hidden camera somewhere, I guess. You're,

you never produce a podcast. That's so insane. I could cut that part out later. Yeah. What? Imagine putting out a podcast with the hidden camera. I don't mean literally hit it. I meant like they're just.

off screen somewhere. Yeah. It looks like that camera is for T-FaK, but even... Even if the producers have to move, like, it's such an inconvenience, dude. And he probably wants to get everything done in the day because he's got trucks to work on and shit.

You know what I mean? Dude, you don't get it, dude. The cameras are in the ceiling. They come down. You know, like, fucking Mission Impossible, like how Tom Cruise does it. And they turn around. It's AI.

You made me spit in my hand. That was so funny, dude. Oh, man. Hidden cameras, dude. Hell, yeah. we need to get some hidden cameras, dude. We have hidden cameras, you're right,

that's why you got rid of the red chairs because chicks would come over and they saw the hidden cameras. All right, let's see what else we got here. What's the next one? We already saw that one. We saw that one.

We saw that one. Okay, that's a promotion. Okay, so this one's posted by Joseph. It's five foot two inches. Bapa is axed if he will be doing stand-up in Austin. I saw this as a notification on my phone. Yeah.

I didn't watch it, but I'm so excited, dude. Still, do you ever do stand up still? No. Like, so when you're out in Austin, you won't be going to the mothership. I'll probably hang out, um, some. But again, it's like, I don't get how guys do it. God bless them that do. But I, I just can't find the balance of getting back into standup and being a good dad.

I can't. Yeah, yeah. Everything I'm doing, you know, when I, I left show, I was at showtime for six years, and then went to do my own thing. Like, my bandwidth is only so much. And I found out when I left and started thick boy and had like six shows, I was doing stand-up, I'm on the road every weekend. Well, something's going to give.

And what was given was my family life. Yeah. And I'm making bad decisions on the road. I'm around alcohol. I'm around girls. Like, it's just not a good life for me to make decisions. And then when my son got really into baseball, you know, I do stand-up. Well, that's that night, dude.

So I was getting home at like one in the morning. And then my son's up at 7 wants to play cats because he has a game that day. And I'm hung over. I'm like, this ain't good, man. How long can I keep this up? And I finally killed him.

And then I was just like, man, I'm done. I'm done. Especially when my baby girl came. She was sick. I'm supposed to be on 20. I married a Mexican y'all. Shout out. Osada.

What the fuck? I haven't seen you in a minute. Let's see this. Or my wife was like, maybe we should go. I'm like, this is crazy. We're even fucking talking about this.

So I was like, I'm out. I'm not, man. Can I make more money if I went back in a stand-up? Sure. Yeah. I've been dealing with this one. Come on, man.

You can make more money. What are you doing? What are we even doing here? Money. I'm out. How are you out? Those fucking reasons were stupid. Yeah.

A lot of people have kids that do stand-up. You don't need to fucking quit. Yeah. It's not like you fucking, yeah. What is your job? You just do podcasting and modding? How about you mod less? Yeah.

You'd say less. You already got enough trucks. Yeah. Do you have a gun? so boring. Yeah, dude. They used to end such a long answer to. You know, it's funny is I do stand up and I don't drink. There you go. You don't need to drink.

You should talk to him. Yeah. A good job. If you're watching this, please talk to Gerardo. How far do you think I'd get? I'd be like, dude, I just, he fucking starts choking me out. He's like, where's the bald one? Yeah, tell me where the fucking, the guy has small teeth is.

All right. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard posted by haphazard. Shout out to haphazard, dude. Let's see this. Yeah, all right. Well, yeah, I don't know. Don't get the Corvette, huh? You already got all these cars, big cars.

You got the green one, the musley green one? Yeah, but it only goes straight. What? It can only go straight. What? They don't handle well. They're just the fast car ever produced straight. I got to take corners and shit.

I have to go left or right. That's the stupidest... Is it, though? Who's it dick? God damn. That's the stupidest fucking thing I ever heard of my life. Yeah, but then don't drive it on the road. I know.

That's so stupid, bro. Are they crazy? I got problems, man. I don't like, yeah, okay. I'm hot. It's not that hot. I did do deadlift. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Damn, dude. Chris is just frustrated. He's like, the fuck are you? And then Shab doubles down. He's like, fine. Yeah. That's so funny. He turned into a dolphin.

I can't. I'm hot. Shab's like a child. I'm cold I go Austin I did live I did live I hot

I got palm is golden shower over now is it that's a good question I think so that's a good question the only way we're going to find out

is in two weeks when we revisit the Changs because when it stops coming out you know yeah yeah yeah I mean like yeah what is going have they addressed that at all

yeah has anyone in the chat no yeah Robert yes this is real. He's like, holy shit.

He's like, all right, tell you what the fuck they're talking to me. What's up, Adam? Where's, what's,

Adam and the Ellie, right? Let's see here. What in the root and two in tarnation posted by the reducing valve? Dude, this fecky guy is so

unfunny. Oh, what do you say? He's just like nonstop, like unfunny jokes. Yeah. Tuna town,

your mom still takes golden showers. Dude, get the fuck out of here. You got to be funnier than that. Yeah. Let's see here. We're giving you 24 hours to figure shit out. Yeah, dude.

That's not a sad thing. That's not a sad thing. But yeah, we'll probably ban you too. You're a fucking bot, dude. Yeah, nice try crackhead magician. Who the fuck is this Becky guy? You're kind of golden powers. Fecky's currently, oh, the guy that we just banned, he's currently making another YouTube profile. Let's see here. What in the root and tune

in Tarnation posted by the reducing valve? he's got you got tities I'm sorry I have nothing else to say I just see tits yeah I don't know why she posts stuff like this it's good for her I guess Gordon thank you Alex got his ass

Alex thank you shout out okay we got a shop show post here the new building is a garage in the studio is an afterthought posted by haphazard all right this is the juicy stuff we want dude try it out buddy yeah we are live from Austin, Texas. First show. First show in Austin, Texas. It is June 1st. The boys pulled it off. Shout to Brian Channing. Casey. We got it done, baby. It's still working progress. But we've got enough to do a show today. Got firing the kid later today. So we're up and running, man. It's been a beast. Having this whole thing come together. So it's bare bones right now, but we've got a lot more to add. We're on the second level of the studio now.

Below is, well, they're coming. We two bent pack car lifts. Okay. We'll have a whole kind of thing down there for all that. Drive fast all gas stuff. Yeah, dude. Storage. That's the moneymaker.

The Drive Fast All Gas show. Yeah. That's what's really important. Yeah, the show, obviously, yeah. Podcasts suck, dude. I'm into trucks. Dude, trucks are the future. Oh, yeah.

Oh, 100%. My question, my question. Yes. So you were saying earlier, show. So this is, this is the, they've, what, turn the cameras around and this is what it looks like? So I've been trying to deduce this myself. Yeah. My assumption is that's a green screen. That is a green screen. Dude, why? If that's a green screen, that's hilarious. But if that's a green screen, why put the YouTube thing? Is that like for, is that a thing on YouTube? That's where it kind

of feels like might not be a green screen, but there's not a chance because behind them is the garage lift. You know what I mean? That. that garage that we saw behind Chin and the other guy. That's a green screen. So they probably have like a pull-down green screen. Okay. So they could do the shop show on that side. Yeah.

And it looks nice. Like at first, when I first saw it, I thought it was an actual set. The shop show thing looks fake as fuck. Those two lights up there look fake as fuck. It does. It does.

They do. Yeah. God damn, dude. I don't know if anyone's commenting on what it is actually. Is shop still going to ball steep in exotic fish? Yeah, we're the fish. Shut up for real. So redacted with the platinum play button.

Yeah, if that's a green screen and there's a platinum play button, that's hilarious. That's, I mean, what else do you expect? Such a strange detail. And yeah, you're right. You come to expect these things. Like, we need a green screen that adds curtains. Yeah. Like weird.

I mean, I don't know if you can. Around, if you see like anything green around his body. then it is a green screen. I mean, it looks, it's really well done. Yeah, I mean, it looks better than the other setup. It doesn't look practical. That's what I'm struggling with. The only thing that's practical here is the Diet Coke.

Yeah. Everything else. And I'm stuck on the whole, like, no, nothing, no sure shot, nothing. I'll tell you this, this table here is pretty cheap. You can see that on Amazon. That's made in China, Daddy. We'll have an American made everything. You know?

yeah dude but yeah no shirt shot no rain no black buffalo nothing but here's the thing about a green screen if it's a green screen dude you could just put that shit in Photoshop dude they Photoshop they Photoshop rang and I'm out they won't even be two times a month I can't do that I can't be party to that you and you said it reminds me of the new T-Fat K's studio that's fair am that's fair and thank you what is his job tables what a green green screen ever heard of it always been a truck guy but why put the YouTube flag

in the design, LMAO. Yeah, I don't know. We need to get to the bottom of that, but it's probably not for now we will straight out of his mother's closet. Here's the thing, like this, you could see the T-FAT K set.

He's driven, and then when he addresses chin, he's looking straight ahead, right? So the only thing that I'm thinking is maybe he's off to the side. So the shop show thing is to the side. To the left of him would be that garage door that we saw on the other T-Fat K set

where that's behind chin and beanie guy. Yeah. And, yeah, you know what? You're wrong. there's hidden cameras. I will say they downgraded. They downgraded it a lot.

They used to have a studio with separate rooms. Yeah, we were being, I was being serious on that last episode when I was like, the studio, I actually think it's cool. Yeah.

I would, if I had a studio like that, obviously it wouldn't look like shop. The shop made it redacted, but a lot of donuts. Yeah. If I had a studio like that, I would be proud of myself.

I'm like, look at what I've done. Even though, you know, shop maybe his dad bought it. I don't know. Be cool, Cooney. Let's see your.

So then upstairs is all podcasts. So that's what we're trying to do, dude. Might be a little echo because we have high ceilings. We'll figure it out as we go. We will figure it out, man. Life in Austin. What did you guys do that? You guys got in, what, Friday?

Yeah. See? Oh, so they are to the right. Sorry, I'm doing this live. What do you guys do like? So they're to the right. So they're to the, he's looking at the T-Fack. He said that way.

Like I said, so yeah, they're to the right. So that might be a real set. Or, or, yeah, I mean. It is weird that it looks so fake. Yeah. But it, and you're right, though. I mean, it looks good. Yeah.

It's just weird. Especially if it's fake. You guys got in, what, Friday? Yeah. That doesn't look as good. Yeah. Thursday? Yeah, I mean, they should get a,

they should get a pulled down green screen for their shot. I don't know. Yeah, that's where they need it. Yeah. When you move. out here. I'm confused. Why haven't you found a place? I'm literally looking for...

And who's... They're not switching, so I think they're editing after the fact. Yeah, that means switcher. Editing after the fact doesn't really sound like them too much, but it could be. Yeah. Or they have a dedicated switcher, like some open mic in Austin. Spots, I couldn't find a spot for one until tomorrow. Yeah. At 1230, I'll be...

You got a spot switching for T-Fat K tomorrow. It's a fucking nine-hour shift. Just like, here's a fucking joke book. Here's a motherfucker. No, sorry. You're fucking queer. Okay.

I'm sorry. That was my Tony. I was going to say the other word. Let's see. Real estate person helped me find a place to take you around. They got one mic for both of them. I think that's a shop request. Like they have plenty of cables for another mic.

They have a mic right here. God damn it, dude. We don't want both you talking at the same time. That's a good observation. One mic for two guys. Casey doesn't need to talk. Oh, his name's Casey? Beanie guy, being a guy.

Sorry, I fucked up. You fucked up. The team. I'm sorry about that team. We'll cut that part out later. Yeah, cut it up for, yeah. To you learn the lay of the land. Yeah.

That's smart. Yep. So doing that tomorrow. Yeah. So then, but until you find out, pull the count, fly back and forth. That's all I can do. Yeah.

Jesus Christ, dude. I mean, if I can't find a spot. Mark probably watches this and laughs hysterically. Like, this is like a, this is a real vindication. for Mark. Because Mark's on all these commercials, you know, and he's got an acting career. And then, and they tried to caduce him. Yeah. And then he watches this. He's like, hell yeah, dude. God damn it. Dude, where is Mark? I want to know what he thinks. We got to, I'm very, I should text him. I'm curious to think, hear what he thinks about this whole Texas thing. Yeah. He's probably

got some great thoughts on it. If he's watching this, dude, it would be cool if he came through for the beginning of what what's July July's next right yeah but that's gonna go do shes further because he's gonna come in here and be like it's so hot in here I don't have air conditioning oh let's see you could you could find one though I'm sure yeah but I don't want a piece of crap spot you're looking for like a rental for like a year at first me and my brother were looking for yeah I remember he said that but uh they didn't work out so I'll just look to rent a spot Your brother's like, now I'm good, man. Dirty.

Dirty. Thank you, Conkers. You rule too, bud. He's a bot. He's a bot. He's a bot. Oh, that's true. BGL.

BGL, Mark, episode part three. Yeah, dude, the trilogy. Oh. You know what's funny? LPJ 27 says, hi, hi, Shane. Just that that's something that the cat say a lot. His laugh then, that to me sound like he was impersonating Shane.

Are I losing it? You're going to listen to it again? Yeah. Man. Dirty. A little shaneish to me. A little bit, yeah. Support for Timos going live.

It's different and we're enjoying it in Ivory Fas. Thank you, Adam. Give our best to Ellie. Shout out. Hands in the air, emoji. These bots are getting smart, dude. Conquer says I'm not a bot.

The bod thing is something we talked about on the Patreon. I had all these copes about criticisms where I was like bot, crack-haired magician, various copes. And then, but anytime something positive happened, Gerardo's like, no, that's actually a bot. Yeah. So that's, uh, that's the inside bit there. Uh, he, he moved for Shab and he can't find him a place to stay. Yeah.

I mean, here's the thing though, dude, since March, like something about this is telling me, like, part of it has to be, dude, come on. Chin, you can't find a place. Dude, if I can find a place to stay. Yeah. You know what I mean? By myself. Are you kidding me? Yeah.

I mean, he sounds kind of like, he's like a lazy. guy. Yeah. I could see being like you don't put much effort into it and also like he's not he's not, he's, he's not, he's, you're going to rent, do rental thing like yeah, duh. But also your boss saying that is kind of weird too because

wouldn't shot be like you're buying a spot right? Because this is a permanent thing but no, he didn't say that. No. Yeah. So it's all a little strange. Yeah. Definitely everyone's going to leave scathed from this experiment. All right. So we got a one posted by Top Tata. This is a new user in the Reddit.

called Vintage Chang's Walk Me to My Truck by Bruce Spring Spring. Let's see here. These are the good days, dude. Yeah, this is a classic. Me and Cooney actually sat here for a while while we took the, I don't even want to say it, but we took the stickers off of the trash Tuesday stickers off the chairs. Doesn't even exist anymore. The ban on Sharpies, the ban on red chairs.

The ban on Ms. Light, just like Bopper's new studio lights. This is North Korea. Cooney gay. Shout out to the MNSXD. That's so funny. On Skath. Bots with three T's. Bots with G. Dora.

That looks like they spell my name as their username. G. Dora. Shout out to you, the MNSXD. But yeah, we ripped those trash Tuesday stickers off. It just felt weird. And I remember when I suggested that we rip

one of their heads off? Annie's Fierza. Yeah, we ripped since she's off the show and you looked at me like, no, no. You want to have a ripped shit? You want to rip a woman's head off and have that on the show? And I was like, you're right.

That's bad. I shouldn't do that. Let's see here. I had a guy that was like, why don't you walk me to my truck this married guy? That looks like a Michelangelo or something. It does. It does, dude. Shout out Malik B.

He got a special on Hulu, didn't he? Oh, what a guy. Great guy. Never about him. hammies and the night we'd finish a bottle of whiskey started a fucking

straws are weak dude that's crazy oh man dude you do what are you doing I stopped using straws

because of the shop dude I've never used a straw I don't fucking stras are weak dude that's crazy they got to delete this

that's Photoshop yeah Photoshop bots bots Lopez. We gotta ask how many chicks you fuck. Because redact's like truck. Oh man, that's awesome.

Damn, I like that, dude. We didn't even do a song this week. No. This is the song for the week, dude. Yeah, thank you. Thank him. Why don't you give, like, you should walk me to my truck. I'm like, so what, I can blow you?

Lopez. That was great. Beautiful music. Boss, dude. The boss. Ellie loves to use straws, but I tell her to just chug them. Boba drinks down the goal. Yeah, you got to do that.

Even Boba's delicious, but you can't use a straw. No, not a chance. Definitely not a boba straw. Okay. All righty, this is posted by Dana White's mom. For those still unaware, it's her time. It's my time. It's my time right now.

Did she post this recently? In my Texas era. One day ago. Oh, my God. What a time to post this. That looks disgusting. Yeah, it's not a great pig. That looks like I moved to Los Angeles three months ago.

And this is my style now. It's very Elizabeth Holmes. Yeah. Like she's trying to sell us some blood medicine. That's not, that doesn't work. Yeah. Very Elizabeth Holmes. You're right.

It's my time. That looks, she looks illegal right there. She's trying to be like this. I'm sorry. She is, right? She is, though. Yeah. She, yeah, shop said so to Tim Dillian.

She, yeah, she was like a like a fake. CEO to me. But what does she actually do? I'm not trying to get a doucheer. I'm just curious. It's hard being a mom, dude. She seems like Killian Murphy. That's so funny, dude.

That's fucked down. Don't lie, Gerada. You know she's fine as fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yo, that's facts, bray. That's facts, dog.

Rumors are true. She just went public. Yeah, dude. Let's see here. Oh, I don't need to see that. Let's see here. This one's posted by Unabella Tica. Oh, this is an old one.

Yeah, I've seen that one. I saw it. We saw that one, right? What the fuck is, has Bapa done to his face posted by old zealanders? Happy anniversary of been a shop, weird one between packing and living in an Airbnb for a couple of days before we headed Texas, but we can get through anything. Dude, she does look like a run-on sentence. You know what I mean? I'm so sorry.

Let's go to the next one, dude. I'll stop. seen it, seen it. Okay, here we go. New studio looking fire. Post by Blackberry Agile, 9239. Juice, ain't worth the squeeze. Yeah, thank you.

Melodin, that's exactly how I feel. Austin, Texas, post by Khabib time, the trucks have arrived. I mean, just look at that, dude. Whoa. I mean, that's pretty crazy that he has that many fucking vehicles. You remember 2008?

Of course. The housing crisis and stuff? Yeah. Like homies, friends, friends houses were foreclosing and stuff and people were moving. Everything changed. Sure. This is giving those kind of vibes, dude.

You know what I mean? Why does Larry have all the trucks on a fucking 18 wheeler, dude? Did they not pay their house? Yeah, it does look like they're being repossessed. Yeah. Shop would be the kind of guy. His shit's getting repossessed and he takes a picture like,

look at all my stuff. That's hilarious, dude. But it is kind of funny, though. I mean, it doesn't look like it's the way a rich guy moves stuff, really. Yeah. But he has all these trucks.

Where are they going? He must have a gigantic... How do they fit in that thing? Has it has a gigantic garage. Yeah. And this is such a waste of everything, dude. Like, but where do you begin with the waste here? Yeah.

It's just... It's a waste of car paint. Yeah, definitely. That pink one is the one he won in that stupid contest. where he tackled a poor old guy. The auction. The auction, yeah. Contesting.

He joined a sweepstakes in one. Oh, this is a truck giveaway, dude. You can do four in one day. That looks like a scene from Transformers. For reals. Oh, dude, that's a good, yeah. It really does. Circus trained.

Okay, walk me to my truck. Property value just lowered. Ten days ago, I find the hilarious that shot moved to Texas considering Rogan seemingly wants nothing to do with him, both publicly and behind the scenes. we all know a shit ton of comedians and content creators. We'll follow it. Okay,

it's a long text. But yeah, I think that's the gist of it, right? Posted by JS98. Probably all true. Yeah. And I would imagine that that's a good tag,

CTE. You'll probably put that tag on any post. Throughout a Google Lady Pink's Jeep. What? Ooh. Not right now, maybe later. Oh my God,

sorry. Yeah, no, probably not now. Dude. Thanks for the heads up, though, I'll check it out later. I'm going to Reddit search that later.

Highlight numerous posts of this. Bapa lights, Bapa's lights go out. Oh, fuck. This is a heavy week, dude. Let's see what happens. Which lights do you think go out? All of them. This is a real set, I think.

Yeah, I mean, if the lights go out and it's those two lights. Yeah. I think his key light's going to go out. Let's see. When a guy comes from... Oh, yeah, I think the key light is out. because his eyes are not. Organization.

People are, oh, it's UFC jitters. Whatever the fuck you want to call it. Why don't you have those jitters in Beltor? Won't you have those jitters in PFL? Because nobody gives a fuck. Nobody's watching. The reason you have jitters when you get to the UFC

because you're in the big show. No one gets the BFL and go, I'm in the big show. No one gets to Belator goes. I'm in the big show. Nobody. No kid. Never.

He turns up going, I want to fight for Belator. I want to fight for PFL. I'm playing football for the CFL. I won't play football over, or I won't play basketball over in Europe. Nobody. Everyone, when your kid dreams of competing out that high. Every. Okay, I thought you saw a LICO out.

No, I haven't seen the LICO out yet. But just the match. Shob's trying to do the bit where like the older athlete tells a story. Yeah. But it's like, who the fuck are you, dude? You're a moron. I don't care what you think. Highest level.

Have you ever heard a kid? If you're kids under 12 and goes, dad, I just want to be a PFL chance. Oh, get rid of them. Get rid of your kid. That's actually pretty good. That's pretty good, dude. Get rid of him, huh?

Find another kid. That kid doesn't want to be the best. That kid wants to beat up on lower competition and get the accolades and become himself a world champion. But he's not really a world champion. Car yourself a world champion outside the UFC, again, is like winning the Grey Cup and CFL and saying, we're better than insert Philadelphia Eagles, Kent City Chiefs.

You're not. You're not. And everyone knows this. But again, it's... I called it the key lights. Oh, man. Yeah. The show God was like, that's enough.

Now, I'm so glad I paused it right there. God's like, all right, dude. Those are my creations you're talking about, dude. That's redacted. Who are you arguing with? How did this topic come up? It doesn't make no sense. It doesn't.

I'm so happy I pause it right now. Do you think he coonies out and just keeps going? Like he doesn't notice? Like he doesn't know how to produce a podcast at all. Dude, if he doesn't notice. It's like, is it funny or is it sad? Well, I can't say it's sad because I'm calling you sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, because I wouldn't notice. Because it's funny when you do it, dude. Yeah, I absolutely wouldn't know. I was probably nothing about it. Me in that chair, dude, probably worse. Let's see. Let's see what he does. Cool to say like you're known.

I found this guy when he was young. I found him in, you know, cage warriors. I found him in... He doesn't stop. You wouldn't, you didn't know. You, did you think he was going to do that? I thought for sure he was going to keep going. Okay, so you knew.

I didn't, I thought he might be like, what the fuck, man. That's kind of what I thought. Because as a viewer, it's a dramatic change for you. So, yeah. He just has no idea. He's just cooking, dude. He's like, fuck these kids.

Fuck these kids. If your kid's not a champion, he's a piece of snikis. Yeah, it's just like if your kid wants to fucking do the JRE podcast or sort of like call her daddy or something like that, it's like get a new kid because you want to do thick boy studio. Yeah. That's the big stuff.

Nobody wants to do Lex Friedman. They want to do Joe Rogan. Facts. I like that angle. Dude, you're smart. I'm trying. Let's see here. The lights go out.

You know, all these other underlying promotions before he became big time until you're in the UFC. see there's a reason no one never says i'd pfl jitters i'd bell toad jitters wow that's so funny you just kept going dude i honestly think that i would have jitters if i was in pfl or bellator yeah i mean those are big leagues right and you can get your fucking shit kicked in and it's on tv that would give me jitters i think yeah keep talking really quick i mean like it's uh it is literally on tv facts. What does he say?

What did he say? Oh, sorry. Oh, no. There we go. There it is. Two more Texas pods and we unlock shop. Okay. Yeah, what are we thinking about the Texas move? And we've seen a lot of it on the show. How are we feeling about the set? What are we thinking about the vibes? Is it better than L.A.? worse? The same? Has it rejuvenated the show at all? What are you guys thinking?

Let's see. When the lights go out as when Chinas begins scheming. Yeah, Chin's doing it on purpose, you think? I don't know about that. Bapa is just the worst human in every facet. I mean, there's an argument for that, Tom, I would say so. Four running away. He learned from Bobby and King of the Hill.

You tell your best joke and then turn out the lights. Damn, I don't remember that reference to you. No, I'd never watch King of the Hill. Great show, never seen it. Already regretting the move. Definitely regretting the move. It's better. Can't wait for the dishes that'll pop up in the next few weeks,

Cats. Yes, I am so excited. Let's see here. From Brand with Love to Schna. Okay, we saw that, right? Yeah. Last time we did this. This is posted by Ocho Man, 3412, The Legend of Bapa. There's literally no record online of Cortez-A-Costa being a part

of the Cincinnati Reds, even though Anix said it pretty confidently on the broadcast, just like Scha pulling everyone for years that he was an ex- NFL player for the Buffalo Hills. Damn, man. Catching Strais again from a random guy. Yeah. who is the Edwards Kim

I don't know I have no idea what that's about I'm not a baseball guy alright let's see this we saw this one already always been a cowgirl B posted by Flashover 962 I mean

do we need to go further with this what's the giant thing she's holding is that a what is that is that boots it's a weird bag oh it's a Stetson it's a hat Oh, it's a big, another, what is a Stetson? Do you know?

Yeah, it's a cowboy hat. Oh, so she has, she's wearing the hat from the bag. You probably. I see. That's a pretty cool bag, honestly. Yeah. I like that. I like buying a hat that has like a giant ridiculous bag.

That's a cool thing. We should get Stetsons, dude. I'm down. They're probably expensive as fuck. Yeah, I'm not down. I wouldn't wear. I'm not because they're expensive just because, like, well, that's part of it. Yeah.

But also I don't feel like wearing a cowboy hat. This is hilarious. Brendan liking Nazi memes now. Pets are reflection of their owners. My, oh my God. Whoa, dude. That's crazy. That's not good. Yeah. Posted by Wear a damn helmet. Thoughts on the new ink cost me $600. Can you imagine showing your family this? This is not real, dude. I know, but it's still. The AI, I think. And the Starbucks thing. It is funny. It is, for whatever reason, him drinking Starbucks is hilarious. guess. Like him in a Starbucks cup.

So many people go to Starbucks. It's usually not that funny. It's truck drivers, you say with Starbucks, postmen, office workers. But for whatever reason, Shob drinking Starbucks, he always looks redacted. Yeah. And he's, he's doing a stupid face and he's got a stupid hat. Stupid face, super straw. Let's see here.

This is that. See it. Is the worst game he's had. After the ejecting pop to tells El Tigre that T actually has. had an attitude problem. Dandy Kaufman 2. Do we see this? I don't know. I don't think we did. If we did, we could just stop it. Ready?

He's been the MVP of the league. He's been doing his thing. Ace pitcher batting forth, crushing it. And then he had that really bad game that he got kicked out of, which probably had something to do with it. And he had a horrible attitude. We just, we didn't talk. We just going on the hot tub. We didn't go in the hot tub.

I wanted to know I was disappointed. Not that we lost the game where he had a bad game. Just attitude. In his attitude. What do you can control? Because then it's like, No, that's on you, dude. Nope, I'm not happy.

And I'm always the fun dad, so when he knows I'm upset, like, he fucked up. I don't have to do much. He's, I'm his dad. So I'm the first base coach, so I'll be like, T, take your lead. He'll be like, I got it. He'll be like, I got it. I'm like, oh, my bat. You got it.

All right, dude. You know what you're doing? T, elbow up. I know. Elbows up. All right, big dog. But then if a coach who has no professional sports experience, played in fucking fourth grade goes, T, elbow up.

He goes right away, sir. it's just I'm his dad that's right I'll remind his ass though that's right I'll ground by the column like hey motherfucker you think you went professional two motherfucking sports

that guy couldn't hold my fucking jockstrap you're gonna listen to me geez that guy couldn't hold my jockstrap is wild dude that's a saying yeah yeah it's a to your kid

that's like from white man can't jump or something I think Kadim Hardison says that to somebody but um that's just what gets me about that as talking about the coach like that. Yeah. Weird.

You're good duching. The coach is watching that laughing. Like, Shab says I haven't played baseball since fourth grade. He has a cubby. Did you know that? One of the dads. He's like a comedian or comedian.

Yeah. Did you say that? And then he's just like us. He's like, put it on. Put it on. When he's getting mad about Shab, his wife is like, you're talking about the coach that has a cubby.

And he's like, you're right. Thank you so much, Jessica for reminding me, Jessica. Yeah. She's like, you're talking about the guy that forced you to make him a coach. A coach.

He's like, yeah, you're right. None of you guys can hold my jock strap. It's so funny. It's like he's talking to tea like he's Daniel Day Lewis with the milkshake, dude. Oh, yeah. I drink your milkshake. Or he's talking to him like Daniel Day Lewis talking to his brother. Like I have a competition in me.

I don't like people. I don't like red shake. I can't do it with these. I've producers. I've been doing oil all my life. And H.W. Listen to some idiot who fell in a hole. It's like, I grab him by the collar.

I say, you're my boy. I've abandoned you. That fat kid was so good. He made Tiger and his dad move to Texas. My boy. Abandon my child. I've abandoned my baseball. All right.

Here we go. All right. I was actually thinking this, too, what this post is about. Eh, ha, posted this. I can't stress enough how little time it took to make their audio halfway listenable. They've been doing this podcast for over a decade. Oh, yeah.

Gerardo, did you see Brian Campbell? I did see that. We're going to get to that probably next week on the Tmos. Yeah. Or the Reddit for Raccoon Tweets. Yeah, the Reddit live. It's when we posted it. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, dude, I was thinking the same thing. It's so easy. It's a, I've abandoned L.A. I'm sorry, I just read that comment. I drink your rain. What's it called? It's so easy to take out the air conditioning sound in an audio. It's not going to sound great, but it'll do better than the actual sound of the air conditioning. So, you know, when you're saying chin's cool and giving them all, not you of them. Yeah. And like giving them all this fucking leeway. Remember the, you know, he doesn't do his job. He is part of the team. So think about that. And then they're like, what are you talking about, Brendan? And you go,

Gerardo, tell him what you just said. Say it again. Say it again. And the smart producer talk way. Or the fucking noise comes back. Yeah. Yeah.

I can always turn on the fucking noise, dude. I should make a button on your be like, yeah, you should, if only we could capture that exact noise that I was, because that was one of the most annoying sounds I've ever heard. If we could capture that,

I would play it every time there's, not 100 likes. Immediately. There better be 100 likes when we go to check right now, dude. I mean, I'm playing the sound.

Let's see. We're going to work it out. It's our only second time. I just think that, you know, when you're talking about what these men that Douglas Murray is taking note of

is such a small... Don't fuck with the... Yeah, see, you could take it out easily. The Brits and the Irish, you get them going. They will meet you halfway. Yeah, they'll fucking...

The indigenous Brits and the Irish come alive when it comes to war. Thousands of years of being... thousands of years of being out of that day. That's so funny. Yeah, you can easily mix out the air conditioning. Remember how hot I got that one time with Marr when I was in the suit? I thought I was melting. Oh, yeah. That was rough.

That was the Fleetwood Mac song, right? Yeah, I think so. Is Cratum legal in Texas? Not sure. Beard, the role model. Okay, they fixed the AC noise, but the lights are still a prom posted by haphazard. Okay, this is recent. So this is like the second week. Let's see here.

Buddy. It's the best I've had. Their pork belly. Their beef ribs. And their side. Their sides, dude. I'll eat that shit right now. Dude.

That's like basic open microse shit, dude. Don't simulate masturbation. Now when you're talking about food. Yeah. Oh, really? Oh, my. They're cream corn. They're hot.

He looks like he still has his hog in his hand. Do you think he's going to do it again? He's got to do it again. I think so. He might have saw a little snicker from Callen. He's like, oh, let's punch it up. And Callan's got no shoes, no socks. He's playing with his toes.

That's weird, dude. I'm so glad the camera's in my way. It's like covering, all I see is Callin's torso over here. Callan acts like he's like a fucking MMA dude that's like constantly in like the fucking, you know, sitting Indian style. I mean, I just hate everything about him. Alpino casserole? I'm a real...

I'm very into barbecue. Oh, buddy. You know, my teeth, I can't eat sugar? So they don't lather it up with sugar either. Oh, my God. Where is the Interstellar? Sorry, guys, for that sound. Keep going.

No, he has a thing that gets rid of it. It's still happening. That is me. It's almost like he was doing an impersonation of me that time. No, no, Gerardo is his thing that... No, Gerardo said that it's fine. It films what we're doing. Meanwhile, while we're alive, there's no, no, no, no,

Gerardo's got that. Don't worry about that. No, no, no, there's a thing that you turn on and you can see my face. Like a Gerardo that calls it a light. That was dumb. It's not far off. Yeah. We fixed it.

You just go straight down. You go straight down by eight miles on the right. Is he a Bellator guy? Three-time world champion. Wow. You Bellator, though. Wow. You bell tore though.

Okay. You know, the lights turned off. Fuck. What the fuck? Damn. I mean, it's just, you need to know basic electronics of like a 20-amp circuit can't handle more than 20 amps. Oh, they don't know that stuff. Yeah.

I mean, thank God that the fucking camera's still recording and all that stuff. Yeah. The big leagues. Number 10 guy gave you problems. If he gave you, anyone the top nine would have finished them. Yeah. You're lucky you got this guy. Yeah.

You're in the big leagues. though. He's in big leagues. He's going to fix the light. Dude, how funny would it be if he went to fix the light and he was like, ah, because a snake bit him? They have just suck out the venom. The snake bit the light. He bit the wire. Or like a, a fucking, or hail hit the wire, and it snapped.

And then the snake bites chin. He's like, this fucking place sucks. He's like a beanie guy. Everyone wants to act like these other leagues are the same as UFC. Get the fuck out. I'm sick of it. He's still doing the stupid bad. Wow.

Name the best crossover. Go. You're ready for this? You know the only guy with a winning record that came from Bellator over to the UFC or any organization? Do you know who? Yeah, yeah. It's either Michael Chandler, hold on. It's so funny that we're kind of like getting fooled into listening to their podcast.

Hey, it's a trick. but I guess it is like a comedy of errors. Everything's just going wrong. They don't even notice. They can't even make jokes about the fact that everything sucks because they don't even know that everything sucks. There's no self-deprecation. Well, because they're magicians, dude.

This is like the Houdini podcast, right? Yeah. This is fucking that Christian Bale movie where he's the both guys. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's an illusion. Yeah. The prestige. I was going to say, the illusion is.

I saved you so. It's like a different one. Yeah. They're the same movie, dude. Whatever, man. That's my narrative. I can't do it with these coonies. Rogan.

Out of all the pitch, Taylor? He's like one in four, dude. Hold on. I feel like the lights are on a timer. They can only afford so much light. They set the timer wrong. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm talking UFC with Callan. No, I know. He's a fucking idiot. A winning record in the USA? Yeah.

I think it's, Michael Benham Page. That's what you take it, think. No. Imagine actually laughing that hard on your podcast. Yeah, I mean, it's a weird choice, dramatic choice. I don't know why he did it. Well, I'm kind of empathetic to him.

Yeah. Like, this is his fun. He can't go to UFC events. Like, his fun is just knowing about UFC. True. So he's going to, like, go to the nth degree about it. And he's kind of, it's like a meathead thing that you'd see. in a locker room, I guess.

I can't imagine doing that. You almost got it. Yeah. The laughter pisses me off. Okay, Adam, chill. Hug Ellie, okay? Let's see. No, don't know.

What else you got? This is fine. Hold on. I don't know. Come on. Give me a little. Let me give you one more. Let me really give you one more.

I know who it is. I know exactly who it is. It is. Oh, fuck. the guy who had great switch kicks and 55er, he's a 55er. Barbosa? He's not from Bellator. Okay. He's a UFC guy, born and right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so we'll take it from there. Volkov. Really? Yeah, okay. Nobody cares. Yeah, it's different. Not the same level. Too many Addies going for gasps. I hope he never relapses on Adderall. No, we don't want that. And I'm not even joking.

It is probably funny watching me say that because we're talking about shopping. I really don't want him to do Adderall. It's like the worst thing right now. You know. I mean, Adderall is dangerous, by the. That and there's a shortage. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. So it's also you're being selfish if you don't need it. Yeah. I'm only saying it's dangerous if you're not prescribed it or whatever. Probably still dangerous, honestly. Yeah. Don't do drugs. Let's see you.

Is that something really interesting? Oh, sorry. One month ago, we already probably saw that. This is, is this, is that her birth? Canal. Okay, posted by Demogorgo. Should we not have this on the screen? It's the Joey Diaz face. Oh. You see him in the back there?

Yeah. Is that a bus canal? His face. That's great. Give me another starly. Give me another stallee. He's going to start drinking again and doing his stand-up. That's right. I grew 10 inches. Shout out, Blue Scorpion, Benham, Daddy.

Let's see here. That one we already saw. posted by guilt guitars. Let's go, dude. How long do you want to do until 10? And then we're done. Sure. All right. Is that too much? You tell me, Chen. Well, they'll go till 10, around 10. But we'll also have some time to talk to the chat.

Shout out to everyone that came through. We're going to make it better and better each two weeks. Dude, your audio's brutal, man, posted by guild guitars. Let's see. What your YouTube looks like. All I do is listen to the audio. As long as your audio is correct, there's some podcast. guess I listen to friends of mine, I'll call him like, dude, audio's brutal, man. It's echoing.

It's like, really? I'm like, yes, dude. Oh, but the YouTube, I'm like, I know that's the trend. I'm telling you, focus on your fucking audio there. Audio's, don't get a twisted audio still kid. On the podcast, audio's kid. Oh, really, dude? Yeah, is it warm in here as fuck?

Is it warm in here as fuck? just the way he has questions is so good dude yeah he's the he's the best to do it sure so we talked to that I like the no no we had them turn off studio yeah you're getting you're getting a little moist did you see that it was just like he's not touching it is moving away from him it's become sentient that's so good studio yeah he pushed it back Oh, that's great.

It should be this, right? Good for your fucking bad. Thanks. No, no, so we had those. What is that? You know, it would be fun. Was that a fire that happened to we had? You know, it would be so funny is that if people criticize our podcast set up,

we took it like super personally, but we're just, that's the whole podcast is making fun of another one. It's just like. It's just so good, dude. Let's see. This ACG kick on for a little bit. Turn on. Oh, really, dude.

Is that fuck nice? what's going on in Papa's mind right now? Like that? I think that's probably it. It's literally the sound of the air conditioning. Give us some Papa thoughts really quick. Oh, Boba thought. All right. Is you going to be loud on the thing?

All right. Well, I mean, that's Kay. But I don't know if I want to say that's Kay on the pod. we just moved here so I don't know I mean I'm just I'll probably just call chin gay but I don't know

I mean he sometimes he's kind of gay you know what audio's king something of audience ohio's king though he's gonna fix it

he's gonna fix it he's gonna fix it he's a fucking Asianish he yeah that's stupid ass face buddy dude okay sorry that was great it was good i do what do you think about the chairs though um

all right well you already you already floated it to us that we should probably get them yeah but i mean do you want that kind of chair in here not bad oh yeah not bad how do we find them find us a link yeah um i'm sure we can ask for help i know that jane's in here find us a link and we'll probably turn it back on you and say crowd fund this i mean listen everyone talks about our motherfucking couch. Sorry for cussing. And dude, I don't like the couch. It's just a couch I have. I have. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm willing to throw this thing in the dumpster. I'm not willing to fucking move this couch to Austin. The chairs would be normal to have in here. There are two jig chairs,

especially the space. They're probably fit. Yeah. So I mean, could do that. You know, I redacted? They're doing shop quotes. Why am I thought so gay? Should I give the AC Scorpion milk? We should do more of those. bits when we're alive. You have already spent entirely too much money on the setup of this show. True, you're right. Yeah, dude. That's true

Assad. All right, let's see the ending of this Guild of guitar's clip. Just a C for a little bit. How's that going to work? Sorry, we're going to work it out. We're going to go to the Brits and the Irish, you get them going? They will meet you halfway. The indigenous

Brits and the Irish come alive when it comes to war. Okay. What is that, Jed? leave this chin don't let us edit this out it drives me not great

shout out of the guill guitars I don't give a fuck oh Tommy Jarvis look at you guys welcome dude let's see here the Austin Griff has already begun B Hammer 94 posted this

it's them at a Texas Longhorn game or Texas Rangers game I'm gonna go Rangers yeah I'm an idiot Let's see here. Red touches yellow, touch a fellow. Posted by parking distance, 983.

The other one was hammer. Okay, I already said that. That's, that's, dude. Rest in power, Thick boy, dude. Yeah, man. He sold all the merch. You know what I mean? All that shit's gone.

All they have left is drive fast all gas merch. And it's the best merch. And it's the best merch. But, I mean, I miss Thick Boy. I miss food truck. There's a lot of, we had some special times. Yeah. Let's see here.

But, but posted by haphazard making chomby tick a gallon ability for you being thrown out good one of those words I said with a G instead of a C let's see here the ump should like it's the um make the article about the um yeah well he's you know yeah he's nobody who posted who posted this video because that's the question because they could they cut out the actual play the slide like all of a sudden he's just yeah totally it was yes man the guy's a piece of work which nick Nick yeah I don't like him

I hate him. Yeah, he's the worst. But all these yes men, dude, they're all like, why did they do the ump though? They're starting to turn to the barstool. It's a barstool podcast now. Oh, I never make you jokes. Dude, what? What's the, what's the hump?

The hump does a lot of those kind of jokes. They didn't play any of that. Oh. Dude, what do you think Tommy smokes? Yeah. The Casey becomes a guy named Tommy smokes. Oh, dude, don't get me stopped. What the fuck, though.

Dude, I was at the Beanie store. And this guy called me gay. These guys don't know nothing about baseball. They basically only stop playing. They stopped playing when they went third grade. They're fucking dumb. Bro. Bro.

I know a lot about how bats work. I fucking hit balls. That's a good crossover. Barstool and T. Pet. It gets like more and more. All these people get more and more redacted until it's just like weird noises. Man.

Bada. Oh. Shop's like, do. Mexicans put sauce on cookies, do. What is that woo-woo? I never seen the woo-woo. I don't know. Anything is this is a close feed.

So the parents watch it. So some bitch-ass parents sent that to the outlets. Are you worried about your reputation preceding you when you go down to Austin? Oh, here he got thrown out. And now he had to move to Austin. Oh, here he comes. Here comes a hot head dad. You should pretend like it's because you got thrown out of this game that you had to move to Austin.

That's great. The internet would do that for me though. Look who had to move to Austin? No. Any dad that's ever came up. Gay voice from the internet, the entirety of Reddit and the whole thing. He's like, how do you make money? The gay internet.

Yeah, it's funny if he like saw someone's funny. Oh, yeah, Reddit, I know you were married to a man. Coaching their kiddos, you get thrown out all the time. It's just part of the game. Got it. Like I said, if your dad's not getting thrown out, he doesn't care about you. Seems pretty silly. Oh, it was so stupid.

I was so embarrassed. Because then it goes from being about the kids to you. Yeah. And I was like, how far did I want to take this? I just went, all right, all right, all right, just let me get out of here. I just walked away and went to the back and I was like, oh, my God. All right. So how do you deal with that with Tiger afterwards?

Like, what do you say? Uh, I mean, he has stuff to say. At that moment where he could have said something when he thought about what he actually did, he's like, that warrior's stare. Like, I fucking screamed at my kid. kid, dude. He's like, I called the ref. I was up to say. I was upset. The reason I got thrown out is because he didn't run as fast as he could, and he was already safe, but he should have been safe by a mile.

Tiger's not slow, but he was jogging. So it's really his fault. Oh, wow. That's what I told him. So take accountability. You got your dad thrown out of the game. That's exactly what I told him. That's right.

How'd you know? Were you watching my nest? Yeah, I had the feed. I went, I hope you're happy. And I can't go to the next game either. And it could possibly be your last game in California. Have a good night. Because you chose to jog.

Because you chose to jog. No, ice cream for you. Yeah. I hope you're happy. Oh my God. Not good. Like, I'm all for jokes and stuff. And if that was Billber, I'd probably like,

because he wouldn't do that, dude. I don't think so. Shop for sure pulled it back to tell the story. It's probably the worse. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I would love to be there. Could you imagine if we were there?

It would be weird. We'd be stockish. If only we had never, if I could go back in time and never have done this show, but just show up at baseball games to see this live, I might do that. Yeah. Dude, imagine Sebastian Manuscalcoe in the room. He's like, aren't you embarrassed? Dude, Sebastian.

You yelled at your kid. It would be so funny to see. I would love to hear him talk about this. Or be there like, oh, my God. What the fuck? He drops his orange gene on the ground and shatters. Oh, my fucking God. Wait, so you got kicked out of the baseball game.

You have a cubby? You have a cubby. Why are you doing? Aren't you embarrassed? What's it called? We're at 423 likes right now, meaning on the post, we usually stop at 300 on the Tmos episodes.

Yeah. It's a busy fucking two weeks in, in Shobland. I love these. Throwback to the BGL crash out era, probably one of the funniest things I've seen in the sub-courtesy of Banjo Fitzgerald. Oh shit. Posted by VMC 92.

I just love these memes. They are good, yeah. Sir, we have secured European dates. In the south, but I'm able to lock down these times. They're not receptive to Hachianos. They said he simply went out of drawl. My favorite part is when he does this.

Watch for the part where he takes off his glasses. Oh, yeah. That's always like the best, dude. Yeah. My father. Papa. Socials. Steiner.

this is a great movie yeah downfall yeah never seen it's in uh portuguese right oh sorry no no what what was a japa joke okay it's on bennas beach what a black ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what a way to hand it too hell yeah that is fucking very funny this is speaking still is legendary shit hell Yeah, that was great. Sorry for talking over all that. I just wanted to make sure you guys could read it. I don't know if it was too small on the screen for you guys.

I think what you did made a lot of sense. Let's see this one. Chris finally asks the question posted by haphazard. We're going to be ending pretty soon here. I don't want it to be a surprise to you guys when we do. Let's see here. Anyway, that'd be hilarious. We just watch.

We don't even say. I just watch. Occasionally we go like this. Mm-hmm. I know. I just. I drove past Michael Jackson's house out there and it's, you know. Uh, that's, you got Down syndrome or what?

No, my kids say that out of the blue is crazy. No, well, we're sure Michael Jackson. I drove past Michael Jackson's house. Oh, man, my kids love Michael Jackson. Oh, he, he. Samo. Um, wait, but so, uh, wait, but so, okay, say that person is trans. He's trying to talk about something else.

Leah fucking fucked him up there. He lost all patience. Just called it, called a spain to spade. Yeah. Fucking facts. Let's see here. Sir, two new videos have leaked. Okay, yeah.

We saw this one. He's talking about himself. L.A. were out flying in the poor's cabin to Texas. Post by Sweet Honey J. Yes. All right. Let's see this one. Bapa loses $100 bet to Callan and Bapa's face is priceless.

Let's see here. It remind me. I want to do a poll before we leave. Okay. He loves to lose bets. Yeah. And be like super confident he's going to win. And then be mad. The amount doesn't matter, really. It would be a lot. A little, he seems just as butt hurt every time. Yes, but hold on. Hold on.

Yeah. But also, didn't he? When he scored 17 goals, was that lacrosse, you're telling me about? They kept saying. No, that was hockey. Oh, thank you. Thank you. I just won. I just won. This is so wrong all the time. Let's see. I think.

Let's take you. Okay. Chris referencing Theo having to work stuff out. Oh, that's interesting. Posted by Danny Kaufman too. I think this is new. This is the last clip we'll do.

It can't be new. It's the end of an era. Yeah. Okay. Era. He's like, I know. We finally got rid of both of them, Chris.

Yeah. Oh, who's that? Good night, Dallas. Look at you guys. Thank you, the MNXD. Good night, Dallas. Let's see. What they always thought and we did it.

You know what else? So he's referencing like, they're finally out, like Theo and Brendan are gone now. Oh, so Golden Shower is going to go on with Errig and. Chris? I think it's going to be a lot better without Brandon. Or no, not really. Because Brandon is the one they punch it. Yeah, they have nothing to talk about.

You're right. Let's see. Oh, take me with you. Take me with you. It's the end of an era. You say me, please take me with you. I know. We finally got rid of both of them, Chris.

Yeah! That's what they always thought and we did it. You know what it is. Dude. Finally. I finally, finally, after all these years, made the king and the sting mine. The long play was so worth it.

You thought I got canceled. You thought I got canceled. You thought I got. This was all by design. Theo having mental problems. That was me. Yeah, right. Mental problems.

Give me those mental problems. Yeah, dude. I want that. That's the, that's, whose problems would you rather have? Dalia's or Theo's? Pretty easy question there,

eight inches. Go ahead and talk to the people on. Oh, yeah. So, I mean, obviously, if you had to choose

between being Chris Dalia, a guy that was never funny, and now everyone hates versus Theo. who, you know, his accolades are all over T. FACA of him, his gigantic success. The worst thing he's happened to him was he pushed a guy that has faced no repercussions, repercussions from it. So I think I'm going to go with Theo, you know.

Facts. That's right, Mark. Absolutely facts. So here's the, here's the poll I wanted to do to end this here. Yeah. Oh, wait. X, X. So listen, we didn't do Tmos for a week, but I wanted to know you guys' honest opinion. Was it worth the weight? So that's the poll. Here goes. You got two choices. You have to choose one of them.

Tmos Live, the bestest or the most bests? And think before you vote. Don't just, you know, this is important. Yeah. Like, you know, really weigh the options first. Yeah. Don't be stupid. A hundred likes.

Dude, look at that. We got 100. It's pretty good. You know, I'll take it. I'm okay with that. It looks like the, I like they really liked it. Some people are voting the best and the other people are voting the most. the best. I think I like these results. Yeah. Make a pull daddy. Most, the most best is probably what I go

with. Kind of a trig. That's a, don't worry about Ralph Machio. That's a bot. Watch out for that vortex daddy. But yeah, dude, shout out to you guys. Thanks for being patient and waiting. We're going to try to do one takes on here. We were too scared to do that this week, though. Yeah. I was too scared to do that. It's, yeah, we'll want to do that. Mm-hmm. You know, dub drop for 100 likes. And we're going to still try and and go live in general every Wednesday. And then obviously the Patreon comes out on Tuesday

and I'm sorry, the Patreon comes out on when does it come out? Wednesday mornings. Wednesday mornings. And then the Raccoon Tweety's comes out Tuesday. So check that out. Yes, you guys are awesome. A lot of people came through. Hopefully if you're watching this after the fact,

shout out to you. Check us out. We go live with Timos every other week, second and fourth, Wednesdays of the month at around 8 p.m. Yeah. If we can go earlier, we will go earlier. Oh, and

the patron before Joe List was Brent Weinbach. I recommend checking out that stand-up special. It's pretty funny. Oh, yeah. It was very good. Yeah.

Well, the one before that was Douglas, and I obviously... Oh, fuck, I fucked up. You don't have to recommend that you've already seen it. Everyone's seen it. Douglas, you got to watch the patron and know what we think about it.

Yeah. But I'll tell you, the Brent Weinbach special is worth of watch. You're like, let me just say that. That one's way better. All righty y'all, thank you guys for coming through. We're out of here, dude. All right, later.

Have a good night. Bye. Bye. Time.