10 Minutes of Schaub - THE FIGHTER AND THE KID SUBREDDIT DADDY | 10 Minutes of Schaub #166

Episode Date: September 16, 2026

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Um, does that, does that work? Let's see. Okay. Whoa. Yeah, that sounds good. Well. You should always have three roadcasters going. All right.

We do have a second roadcaster now. We've had it, dude. Oh, shit. One second. I need to make sure you could hear yourself. Okay. Oh, wait, they can hear me now? Yes.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. That's loud. All right. Yeah, we're back on. Is that better? Yeah, no, that's good. Yeah, no, that volume's good.

Okay. All right, well, you know, you guys got prank. That was a huge prank that you all fell for. Pretty hilarious, right? I mean, huge payoff at the end. All right, well, listen. You know, you're here for Tim as a shop. If you didn't hear earlier, on the Patreon, we watched Adam Conover special.

So check that out. We've also seen Jordan Jensen special recently. And Jim Brewer, we're big in the Bruinverse right now. And if it's not evident to you guys, we are in dire need of financial help, dude. Oh, yeah. The donations are why the thing is working, like I said in the chat. So, you know, I mean, if it could stop working again if we don't get like 10 to 15 patrons up during this episode.

So just keep that in mind. Also, you know, what does it smell like in here, Cooney? Sausage salad. It smells like sausage in here, dude. I can't smell shit. Somebody's been busy making sausages in here. And guess what? Guilty, dude.

You spilled it on. the roadcaster. Yeah, I spilled some sausage on the roadcaster, but I make sausages out on the Patreon too. I made a video of me

making sausage salad. I'm trying to think of more ways we could sell the page. When, when did, remember when they were filming T-FaK and the lights went out on it?

That was worse than this, I think. Yeah. I think you couldn't hear or you could hear us still and you could see us. Yes. Not how we wanted.

Yeah. Not what we were hoping for. It was very annoying audio. Well, shout out to the people that suck around here and we got 22 likes at a bad audio. That's pretty good, dude. Two donations, 22 likes. I'm not a numbers guy. Never been.

Yeah. But that's pretty good. So thank you to everyone for staying. And we're back. Yes. All right. Are we ready to pull up the chin clips? I don't know. Are you ready to start the timer? Oh yeah. Let me start the timer. And I'm also going to put an everyone we're back thing on Discord.

Okay. Well, uh, shout out to you guys that are on the Patreon already. Oh shit. Uh, shout out to you, the MNS 6D. bot. Gray's being engaged doesn't make you straight. It doesn't make you straight. Fair enough. Congratulations. Oh, thank you. I appreciate that. Sorry about that. That was very fucking loud. That's a good one. Okay. What else?

Oh, shit. Yeah, see, the audio will stay good. Yes. This is the only way to keep the audio. Still a better start to a pod than mensia. I'm not going to hear the end of this dude. What was that? I don't remember that one. That's Graves. The journey. Oh, yeah, I know the journey.

Oh, yeah. Man, see his podcast. I thought there was like an inside bit with that. Oh, no. Bert. Oh, oh. There literally is.

Oh, shit. Oh, thank you, Adam. Appreciate it. It's not about me, though. I don't matter. I don't care. Ring emoji. Congrats brother.

Yeah, dude, it's his special day coming up. What is this one? What is? Oh, okay, that's the plaza. That's a good one. Yeah. I like that one. I like...

Yeah, dude. When's Timos? You're close to being not on this earth anymore. Oh, my bad. I had the camera on me the whole time. That's my fault. Dude, Rocky Star, but guess what?

We rock and roll daddy. Abudabi, baby. Let's see what we got first coming up on the motherfucking... Okay, here we go. This one's posted by reaction jiffs. Theo Vaughn just bombed Saw Theo at Beacon Theater tonight

For his Netflix taping Double Ouch One third of the crowd walked out Myself included and he seemed to keep walking Worst said I've ever seen Pandering to the Dumbus 50 People in the Room Failure of Epic proportions You know what I'm now thinking about that

What? Did anybody walk out of the Gringo Pappy? Doubted dude I know Yeah Isn't that kind of crazy Well it's kind of telling us to how Elite of a stand-up comic

one of the best of us are. Oh, Shab? Yeah. Yeah. And how crazy you could walk away from something that you're meant to do. Right. I mean, two things really there. I agree.

So it's crazy that he's not going to do stand-up anymore because he's so good at it. Yeah. But also, what was Theo thinking walking away from being on a show with someone like that? Someone with that talent. Yeah. Maybe it, you know, I have an emotional lapse myself. Maybe it took him three years while on stage doing a Netflix special to be like, I fucked up!

I'm still, I'm not like angry at Theo, but I'm still sort of, all right, I am angry at Theo for not. And he's, he left and he didn't eat the chip. Yeah. They were, they would, they, that could have been a moment. Yeah. A thing where he's like, all right, I got to go figure whatever he's figuring out, you know. And, but he could have at least eaten the chip. And that's why our audio was fucked up because he didn't eat the chip.

Yeah, you, you fucking bald bastard flying to turkey with your fake hair. Why don't you be real, daddy? That doesn't that work. Is that worth it? Not so much. Not so much. Oh, yeah. This being so close is not good.

Okay. There's going to be a lot of sounds. Yeah. That's facts. That's facts. That's facts. That's facts. Brandon's special was like 27 minutes.

Not even true. More like 25, 24. No, we like Theo Vons. Stand up. We're doing bits. What's up Dallas? Look at you guys. Wiley Harris.

I don't want that. Shout out to you, dude. Wiley Harris, how are things with the lady, Mrs. Elizabeth Marsden, are you pissing yourself? I'm trying to like this. God damn. Oh, I can't. I have to heart it. There we go. Cooney isn't really bald. He just pretends to sling dig. That's fire.

Savage. All righty. Let's see here. This one, it's happening posted by Wisn McFly. It's happening. Brennan Shab is dressing like he's going to hunt. Call up Rogan, we need elk meat. Posted by Scott Welch. I mean. that's so funny. I always ask us, that's a real post from his Instagram. Yeah.

It's so filtered and, you know, set up. And if you, if I were out hunting, I might, and I was dressed like this, I would probably take a picture.

Yeah. But it wouldn't look like this. Yeah. You know, this is, how do you have the cell phone service for this on the woods? Yeah.

And you know what? It needs to say right here. Instead of call up Rogan, we need elk meat, it should say looking for an aeron. And then him like this. Yeah, he's pissed. He's like, you got to fucking get your own heroin stuff out here with a gun.

I have to make my own smoothie in the woods. I'm so terrified that the audio is going to do bad again. Yeah, he's pissed. Okay, we're good. Oh, yeah, it sounds very loud. Don't mess with us, but let us know if the audio is bad. Oh, so that's for real, a real thing. Yeah.

This is, yeah, this is embarrassing. Mm-hmm. Your boy's got to call you and be like, hey, man, take that down. Yeah, dude, wait. Or make funny. Like, and also, if the hair was black, would it be better? I don't think so, huh? it's it's a weird he's he's very immature you know this is a younger man's thing to do

looking for a mountain lion is good where yeah where is the night vision goggle i guess it's the day so yeah that was a little shop of oh you're good dude i thought the same thing i just didn't ask he he goes he's wearing if you pan out he's wearing ugs tom brady wears it y'all that's a big deal don't worry about it tom brady wears it It's crazy how he only has one leg in here, and this is his dick right here. Big dick, sorry, buddy. He has a mangina, dude. I'll cut that part out.

Let's see here. What else do we got? Fuck this world. This is, okay, we already read that. 24 days ago, 10 days ago, gimme. Oh, my God. Post by one usual 4460. That's an aggressive ass, ladies and gentlemen.

It's funny to do that. Oh, this is a closet. I thought she was in a store. I'm poor. I'm so poor I thought this was a store. I'm not really poor. But so, I mean, that, I thought that was a store for, it looks like a store kind of doesn't it?

Because they have so much clothes. Yeah. I will give her respect, though. Because usually ladies will post this kind of stuff and be like, rest in peace, Charlie Kirk. You know what I mean? But she's saying, by the way, these leggings love my ass, which is like, all right, she's addressing the ass.

Yeah. Fucking predominantly taking over 10% of the screen. Yeah. I mean, she worked hard for it, I guess. She's in someone else's closet it looks like, though. Yeah. Doesn't it look like men's clothes? I actually don't know his purses.

I was going to see. Yeah, it's shop's closet because the purse is. Shab has purses. Dude, shop is a, he's a forward thinker, man. Man purses. All right, shout out to that. This is a store they're saying. Oh, it is a store.

So if it's a store that has purses next to menswear, that's strange. Right? Yeah. What store is? this. It's a heroin. Look at this comment, dude. Okay.

All right, you're going to get muted. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. You're going to get prioritized, daddy. Of course, I'm joking, Mark. Too much Taco Bell below the boarders. Formula One says it's game stop. I think either what I'm, what I'm hinting at is it's weird to take this picture in a store,

maybe also weird to take it in your husband's closet. Yeah. But not really that weird. There's a big-ass mirror. I mean, I'm glad she's graduating from asking her kids to take pictures of her fat fucking ass. That's kind of, what if she's asking someone to take a picture of her doing this?

That's what I was thinking, too. Yeah, yeah. I don't think it's a mirror. It's a shaky child's hand going, I don't want to take this picture, mom. I love the way these leggings really love my ass emoji. Okay, got you. Thank you, man, Lehman.

I'm going to keep my eye out for that. And I have a really, that's daddy's closet. Guys, guys, we're super worried about the audio, so some of you could donate, that'd be great,

but no pressure. Let's see here. I like that bit. I'm going to, next thing you know, every, every stream is going to start with 30 minutes of audio issues.

Oh, yeah, dude. Audio issues are going to be a part of the show if there's, we get donations. They're like, okay,

well, then we won't donate. So a storage unit slash garage, isn't a good spot for a podcast studio, question mark? Posted by chin puller of clips. I'm always scared whenever the video is small like that. Like, we're just going to get dicks immediately on the screen.

Oh, fuck. I mean, I heard about, I think this might be the one that maybe Robbie Goodwin sent me where something bad happens in the pot, the studio. Like, everything falls apart. Oh, really? He sent me some text. He was like, did you see when they did that? I forget what he said, though.

Let's see here. That noise? Does that noise that we're hearing? Do they hear that? No way. That's exactly what we did. We're becoming fucking T-Pack K, dude. They don't know what to do either.

Do they have a second roadcaster? Oh my God. That's hilarious, dude. I hope they do. Yeah, man. This one's usually just for the Discord, that one room that you started, the hentai. Oh, yeah.

Okay, we'll be careful with us. Very important. Yeah, I usually watch stuff. I break stuff and then I go, okay, sorry. Is that noise that noise that we're hearing? Do they hear this noise? No.

I mean, they can hear, but it's not as bad as you would imagine. This is the barbecue. It's called Stiles Switch Barbecue. No way is that outside, dude. That's somebody with a jackhammer? What are they doing? I like, I'm not like, yeah, what is going on? Is it construction outside its house or a shop hired people to work on a truck during the show?

Three words, dude. On phased. He's just going on with the fucking podcast. He's a real black building. He doesn't care. Yeah. It's done a bother to him. This is a bite out of the fish moment, fellas.

Oh, yeah, definitely. Oh, okay. So then. Oh, Addison. Come on. Listen. Shut up, dude. I told you guys when I saw the bite of the hat that I thought it was real.

And I thought this sound was real, too. And I thought you guys were real, too, you fucking bots. Yeah, look, we've been through a lot tonight. You can't all this accountable for what we think is real. Jawaldo. Bon. Jawaldo. Juvaldo.

I've never seen that one. Fuck. Let's see here. Styles switch barbecue. Why do you say it's important? It's an outdated model. It's good sound. That's hilarious.

That's so really funny. Yeah. Even though it's scary. What is there? Some drilling? Yeah. That's why it sounds such a problem. We should have never looked at the comments.

We would have thought this was real the whole time. Yeah. No. Yeah. I didn't feel too bad for Jim McKibble. All right, was far right Mag on one of their own followers

and then two, he made a joke about Trump, not really caring or being sympathetic. Can you imagine if this sound was going off

during a pod? The dolphin bottle. We brought it back, baby. Abu Dauphin. That's a good one. A text a lady and be like they gotta stop drilling

upstairs. Upstairs. Did you say drilling upstairs? Yeah. Yeah. What the hell? He said text the lady. They got to stop drilling upstairs.

They're being sympathetic that drill. Jim, text the lady and be like, they got to stop. On this. Up there. Oh, okay. Because upstairs, what, drilling inside? Or like, like, maybe like a hand drill. Yeah.

Someone's working on another floor. It's Bill Burr's new Airwolf helicopter upstairs. Better audio than my mom's first homemade porno. Okay. Charlie C, welcome. If I was wrong and this is legit, I feel terrible. No, there's no chance that's legit. There's no way they would continue doing a podcast with this.

No, I don't think so. I think they're right. Because I run a fairly large media company. I also do media. So you're seeing a lot of people right now and I tweet about it right away being like canceled culture. They're so, their right is so hypocritical. They're so anti-canceled culture.

They want cancel culture. To me, this is not cancel culture at all. Like what canceled culture is, is when, you don't like somebody, say me, and then you're like, we want to get rid of Dave. So we're going to calm through everything Dave. Impressive. Yeah. Oh, my God.

I don't like this podcast. Here's some bodies for you, Brian. I want to quit right now. Oh, there we go. Damn, dude. Well, it's interesting that we don't deal with that much here because we're sort of out in the open. Yeah. But we ask we don't have as many trucks and when I was working.

on as many projects as they are. Yeah. I guess that makes sense. I mean, dude, we have half the budget, less than half the budget, dude. Half the budget. Like, we have one percent of the budget, right? And half the budget, as ridiculous as TFAK is, having half the budget for this show

would be such a crazy. Like, I'd be on the phone like, yeah, with my friends back on. Yeah, I'm doing pretty good out here. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I'm going to go into work anymore. actually. No, I'm doing pretty good.

We got half the budget of T-Fat K. And we've never had one audio issue. That's why I was trying to make sense. And we've only had one. We've only had one. But the team's fault. Yeah. Earlier.

We never had one. No. No, no. No. We never had one, dude. Between the two of us talking to each other. What's solved? The problem?

Team fired, dude. Yeah. George has gone. He fucked up. We already told him that, though. Yeah. I mean, listen, if I fire you, you see me driving around in my truck, don't even talk to me. Asad.

Mark Harley is the equivalent of someone drilling upstairs. Be cool. Dudeing fuck. Drilling cheeks. Your guys' budget was maxed out with 12 donuts for Marg. I know, right? The $30 from Portos and I'm, you know, I live. Now audio doesn't work anymore.

I guess. We already watched that one, seven minutes the other day. Not a hot week at Chang's. That's why the audio was fucked up. Let's see what we got here. 15 days ago, did we see this shop learn the hard way? The only people paying for his Patreon are his haters.

Let's try to get away with this without having it on screen if it's going to be his Patreon. Oh, no. Okay, good. It's just an article. Nice. Let's see here. Back off the O, but you know how he struggles with cocaine. Oh, Gordo

Or Gordo Oh shit I think Gordo's He watches us Oh okay nice Shout out to Gordo Yeah Actually yeah I remember that name

Let's see here You guys going at Theo right now That ain't the move You know how like Theo Vaughn Camp around cocaine You all need to back the fuck up If you want to hate on anybody Send it my way instead of Theo's

Oh I don't like he struggles with cocaine I don't give a fuck A guy that struggles with the way he does And he's very open about it Doesn't need you to pile on him at this time right now Like if there was cocaine on the table right now He'd fucking snort it from right field

You feel me Back off Theo I'm telling you back the fuck off Theo If you want to pile on somebody Pile on me I don't give a fuck I can handle it I know I look like This stuff doesn't bother me It hurts my feelings man

It always has Pile on me I don't give a fuck. I can handle it. Pause. So all you guys know, it hurts my feelings more than you know. He pile on me.

I don't give a fuck. He looks nuts. He looks nuts compared to that, dude. Yeah, he changed it. He looks like he's been at the beach all day or something. Yeah, I don't like, I don't like beach shop.

He's bronzing. He's in his bronzing moment. It's like when you're growing older as a woman, right? And you get like new Barbies. And then like you're like turning, let's say like 11 or 12 and you're like, I don't want Beach Barbie. I like the old Barbies.

Oh, that's how you feel. Yeah, about shop, yeah. I don't want beach shop. Yeah, that's, I want truckwalk shop. You call up T-Fat K Studios. I have some things I want. One thing is shop to go back to when he was hot. Pause.

But I mean, it's, look at, you're right. This is a good call out here. Let's stop. Let's pause on this for a second. So that is. I guess the first one is kind of normal shop. This is like, yeah, I guess, kind of, you know, broed out, maybe black cent shop.

Philly hat. I love to feel you, guys. Cool. Congratulations on the engagement, Cooney. Wedding cake with Salson on top. Thank you, James. You just turned yourself an invite to the way. So the second one, all right.

So this looks like Beach kind of like guy that maybe. works at the boardwalk t-shirt shop. And he's all bronzed out. But what was making me laugh when I saw this was I was just thinking about how crazy it would be if I tried to mimic how Shob looks for shows. Like I get fucking bronzed out and I do fake blonde hair like bleach blonde hair, dude. You got a good eye for the bronzed out. I didn't even see that.

I don't like that. No, no, that's weird. I miss when my shop was white. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, no. offense if you, if you tan. I think listen, tanning's great. It's obviously

helped their show up quite a bit. Yeah, don't come after Cooney because I'll come after me because I hate taining. Do you what I do there? I know. I missed that on the chat. Earlier, somebody was like, don't go after Theo, come after me and I thought they're legit and I said, I like Theo. I miss every joke. That's why I'm

like Rogan, too. Yeah, do you, uh, did anyone comment what the job they miss? Oh yeah, which era of shop do you? miss the most, that would be a good, uh, a poll. You can do a poll and we don't normally do polls on, uh, 10 minutes of shop. That's something we more do on our other show raccoon tweedies, which is the Wednesday that precedes this Wednesday.

Um, so check that out if you like polls, pause. What's a, what's a, what's a gen Z term that Andrew Shulzi used to end the sentence? What's your favorite? What's your favorite? What's your favorite? Which old favorite? Yeah. Oh, br.

Yeah, br. Yeah, br. Yeah. And then what are the, okay. Uh, Charlie C. you're getting muted for the all-caps stuff it bugs me yeah no all caps please uh put user and time time out i'm due five minutes for now no more all cops for you dude don't be in attention hog that's what shop does yes let's see here which shop your favorite bear what and then what do we got

beach shop beach shop truck shop truck shop how you spell it s hubb um food shop food shop uh and then uh Addies. Addies. Let's see. That's good. K.O. Chob. Okay, I like that one. Whoever put K.O.

Chop. He said, oh, man. And Addies is K.O. Chob. I guess Trug Shop is probably, like, the first one. Yeah. It's going to be the fave. No, I don't know if it's going to be the fave, but it's probably if you were to rewind when he was in the Philly's hat.

Yeah. I guess I sort of consider that. Trug Shop. Yeah. I mean, there's so many. errors of shop. Yeah. We can't get them all. I miss them all, honestly. I want him all to be at once. I want him to be more, I want him to self-actual lies into all these shabs in one where he can just like, it's like a pitcher that's really good. You don't know what he's going to throw. You know what he's

going to throw. Oh yeah. He's got a lot in his, you know, behind his deck or whatever they say. But so shab, when he was saying earlier, he's like, that hurts my feelings. Now, I've seen that many times. But that time it, I kind of got, it got to me a little bit because I remember how the kids that would get bullied would, you know, they'd have that moment where they stood up for themselves. And it would just backfire hard. And that's kind of reminded me. Like, you, you have it. Sometimes people have it in their mind that they're like, you know what? I'm going to show them exactly, you know, I'm going to be real honest and like authentic. And I'm going to tell them like, hey, it hurts my feelings when you do this. And then do it, Jimmy. And then it's just.

It's worse, actually. You should have just been like, continue to pretend like it didn't bother you. Yeah, cut to your face in the toilet somewhere. Let's see. He pile on me, I don't give a fuck, I can handle it. I'm telling you now, so all you guys know, it hurts my feelings more than you know.

He piled on me, I don't give a fuck, I can handle it. And a lot of people can handle social media. God bless you, man. Damn, there is a difference, huh? He's taking testosterone now. He's more intense. He's going to give you, he's going to sell you something. You know what I mean?

This, this shop wouldn't tell you that your kid needs, if he has, what is the thing? Electra. What is the? CTE. Yeah, epilepsy. They wouldn't sell you CTE. See. Yeah.

C. Yeah. The cannabinoid CTA. C.B. C. C. C. Selling CTE, folks.

I'm too sensitive. I don't give a fuck. I can handle it. I know because I look like this, you guys think it's okay and doesn't bother me? Yes. Yeah. So this is where... Damn, he double-chested right there, dude.

It's crazy. Wow. Nuts, dude. It's just, you know, it would be more believable if he did that more than once and he didn't do all the other stuff, right? You're not going to believe that it's a guy that's, his feelings are hurt and genuinely he can't take social media if he's always on social media being a fool. Yeah.

So it's a, it's a narrative, B. Dude, this is, I mean, I'm sorry for derailing the show, but this shop question, I didn't think it was going to be this great. People are really into it. One your favorite. More shot, jelly roll shot. That's not a thing, but I like it.

Very funny shit. The shop that discovered jelly roll. Oh, Sheriff Woody Shop when he dresses up like him. Yeah, dude, this is great. That's a, that is a funny one. Or like all the costumes, dude. fucking Rick and Morty Shob. Remember when he said he hired a fat,

a fat Mexican Spider-Man? That's like the stupidest thing anyone's ever said. Yeah. What are you talking about? You hired a fat Mexican Spider-Man on cocaine for your kid's birthday party? Tough mutter shop. Sure you did.

Debtful shop. Prime bottle shop. Damn, what a do, baby! When we were on Raccoon Tweety's, Gerardo thought that Prime was called Pride. Oh, yeah. And I kind of went with him for a little bit on it.

Damn, Jelly Roll Shop is taking away the KQ, dude. UFC Shop. So K-O. Shop and Jelly Roll Shop are the big winners right now, dude. I mean, Jelly Roll appeared T-FaK before he went anywhere else. I'm going to start a timer for five minutes, and we'll change it up and see who wins Jelly Roll Shop or K-O-Shab. I feel like it's going to be the closest pull we ever had, Daddy. Yeah.

All righty. Guys, though, seriously, if you care about the audio, we're very very. concerned you have to donate because fix it last time but just it might be a good idea to donate now so that audio won't mess up i'm just saying i don't want the money it's just because why don't you be able to hear us yeah that's a good one we should use this one for streams this has all the good bangers on it we watched this on our raccoon tweedies live stream posted by dull ed did addition lopez uh 1802 someone punched bertram in the back of the head on a plane.

And upside down truck flip shop, great, double-pulled hamstring shop. I don't dye my beard shop, manly, manly, man. You guys are great,

dude. That was probably a bit, though. Yeah. He said after he's like, I'm kidding. Yeah. He's just not a very good joke teller. It's hard to tell if he's joking or not.

We already watched this, so we're going to have a very articulate, very concise, good viewpoint of what happened here. Dude, it's crazy how anything he does, he's hilarious. This is so funny, dude.

Yep. I mean, just the breathing. Yeah. And a lot of stuff, because you see comedians do airport material and you think, okay, that's a heck, but not when bird does it. No. No, very good. He doesn't even need words.

He's a, he's pagliagia of our time. Yeah. It's like, what's the deal? Oh, my God. Oh, that's so loud. That's good. That's good, but it's not enough. We need more.

Abou to Toby, baby. Thank you, Tom, Jimmy. Thank you, Tom, Jimmy. Abu Dhabi, baby. Shama Corkle. Oh shit. Is this really the only way I can get on this show? You should call him right now, dude.

Can you call him? Call him. You want to put it or can we do a Zoom thing? Just call him. Can we zoom him in? Possibly. This is a, I wish I had an alert button. I'll just call him.

Let's see if he answers. Sean McCorkle, while he's figuring that out, I apologize. We've fumbled the bag. You know what I mean? But the bag was also covered with Marg Harley. That's true. I do want to blame the team for that. but I'll call Sean to see if he picks up.

Let's see. Oh, balls in your court, Mr. McCorkle. And I do not mean that in any aggressive way. I was just being funny. Oh, I'm going to, pick it up,

hang it up, yeah, yeah, that's bad. Well, we do, yeah, we got to get him on.

Yeah. Yeah, maybe we'll talk to him about, well, Sean, we'll talk to you about being on the live. Yeah, we really want to zoom in with you again,

Sean McCorkel. Yes. There's a lot of stuff that's been happening we need to stay on top of it and we have already stayed on top of this clip which we are going to expertly detail right now if you guys missed it he breathed in twice it was hilarious the eye roll it was very good it's very good dude some some comics are like you know what's the deal with airline peanuts you know this guy does it with his shirt off though that's hilarious you know yeah why that is true the shirt's not off yet but one thing he's always keeping you on your toes

two glasses, maybe three. You know? Yeah, why? I don't know. Maybe he's an old joke. He's an old guy and he needs glasses. He's stealing sunglasses from people on the plane when they fall asleep. Because he's drunk.

Yeah. That's so good. Because he's going to Abu Dhabi, baby. His whole bit is that he's like a drunken maniac that ruins his life and bothers people around him. I like that. Isn't that the best? He's a maniac drunker. that ruins flights for people

and he also wants to be a pimp on only fans. Hilarious. Very good. Very good stuff from him. Oh, it's eyeglasses. Oh, I'm done. I'll take that back. Maybe he's being serious. I thought this was a bit.

This is like some sort of movie poster for some Gen Z horror movie with the TikTok All these guys, like, they're, we find out more. Oh, my God, it's so loud. Yeah. Thank you, Brian. Audio is not atrocious. They, my problem and I, you know, I'm not, I will, I refuse to do any kind of self-examination.

So if I do this, who cares? But they always say, they always talk directly out of their ass. Yeah. Like with Bert, remember when he did the, um, he said, uh, right aid is going out of business because of crime or whatever. I used to chill in here. Fuck up. Yeah,

yeah, that's even dumber. You chilled at Rite Aid? I'm sure I've said this before. Here's some English way. Yeah. English money. Thank you.

Live from India. It looks like jelly roll shop one. I had my timer. It just went off. We could watch this some more while I set up the winning between the two. So the woman behind me. Just place the back of my head. Just stay with me.

Be honest. Give me a good person. Wow. Wow. Is he fight people if he doesn't have live on? Yeah. A little old for that. No, that's cool.

What are you talking about? Dude, that's fucking hilarious. You know, one time, one time I, these, okay, one quick story about me. One time I had cops come to my house when I was a kid. I had to sleep over and my parents were gone. You guys fuck each other. They knocked on, yeah, of course. We played video games.

What are you talking about? They knocked on the door, and I opened the door, and they asked me, is your, and they said my dad's name here. And I go, I look around and I go, no. And they're like, why? I'm like, why? And they leave. And I call my parents and I go, hey, and my mom answers the phone. She sounds a little bit nervous.

And I go, hey, the cops were here. And they just asked about dad. What's going on? And she's like, oh, um. don't worry about it. It's nothing. I found out that my dad, he got into an argument with this lady about parking,

and she came up to him and she, like, was really rude to her. He took it, he knocked her hat off. Oh. He went like this enough. So she called the cops on him. Isn't that hilarious? So he's,

I mean, I wish he had out of phone so he could go live. Yeah. And said he wouldn't have done that. He wouldn't have knocked it. Allegedly. But, you know, that's,

I told you, I have violence in my DNA. okay that's where it comes from all right he knocked a person's head off and he'll knock your head off yeah well were you selling comic books at the time i had i had a bunch of comic books yeah i was inviting old man into my house yeah but yeah that cop was uh they put it a warrant out for his rest dude jelly roll shop is losing the k-o shop it's pretty close though whoa um cooney telling college stories again i'll be cool man leeman i thought it was just the i don't i thought it was just the i What?

Cooney's dad is a zodiac out-knocker. All right, let's go to this next one. Acrobatic Draft 4609. Whitney's got the best brains, right? Wrong. If Kimmel stayed canceled, he'd probably do a podcast or a show or on YouTube and be able to really let loose

and reach way more people so he was uncanceling his show actually the way to silence him. Think you're completely missing the bigger point, which is the administration using FCC District Roy of his first amendment rights. But sure, go with your thing. nobody has free speech at work baby girl calling someone baby girl

I think that's the worst part of the whole thing like that'd be so cool if you could reset a comic to open mic level oh yeah like you know like how Spider-Man 3 the last one my favorite how he's canceled

he's like kind of canceled in everyone's brains nobody remembers who he is right and he starts off with zero but he's still Spider-Man and they're gonna love him dude yeah definitely which is our plug for

this week's episode is the new Spider-Man movie. Go check it out in 2026. We're sponsored. Oh, that's right. It's going to have a lot of rain, daddy. But yeah, I wish Whitney Cummings could start from zero again, dude. That is a funny idea. Because if you guys don't know open mics or whatever, your life is good.

Open mics are horrible. Yeah. I don't know if I'd ever wish that on anybody. But she's so untalented that, yes, it would be painful for her. Yeah. Yeah. She probably wouldn't end up in Abu Dhabi, baby, you know? She's so lame.

I mean, this tweet and most of her tweets during all that thing was just kind of, look at me, like me, please. She's sucking up to Kimmel, been like, hey, guys, don't worry. If Kimmel did this, but also sucking up to podcasting, I guess, like, podcasting's cool, we're the wild west. Just stop. Yeah, give up. Yeah.

In other news, I think this is important to bring up right now. the two failed videos we did I'm going to delete them right now oh good five comments and six comments should we see what they are or no why not all right let's see when in room let's see what they are

the comments hawk bot sound off eight inches more like four minutes I like blue shorts comment about how this is the missing 12 hours that was pretty funny Nina Pouchy Nina Telt this gotta get here early to hear

the fellows whisper behind the theme oh yeah that's true it's a hidden benefit yes Let's see here. I'm going to delete these, both of these. Keep talking. Sorry, I cut you off.

Jimmy Kimmel-Tek. Cooney's teeth are so small. He needs Gerolo to start his apples. She's sucking on Kimmel. Yeah, probably. Remember when Cooney thought Africa was a country? What's up, Dallas? Oh, thank you, Tia.

Look at you guys. I'm saying, oh, why didn't it read it? Yeah, why didn't it? What the hell?

T. Young says I'd pay for Gerardo, Spider-Man reviews, fuck shop. Super important that you keep

commenting or else the audio could go sideways. Any time now. And any time. That's wrong. Oh, B-C-E-O Tom by our guys.

Land mooning good. We didn't get a chance to watch this even though it was posted 15 days ago. Oh shit. You can't let me clip that beautiful audio

that got the team fired. Listen, you can clip it off this one. There's a lot of it on this one too. What's that? The bad audio. Oh, you want a clip to five.

I don't want. You know, why? The last thing I want is a clip of us acting like the audio is all good, but we don't realize that it's bad. Oh, thanks for the subscription. Let's see here. That's rough. Okay. This weekend vehicular manslaughter, let's go to this race.

Oh, Christ. Oh, Jesus. Oh, my God. Jesus. Wow. Drive fast, all gas on that one, right? That's it. I love watching his face.

Yeah. As soon as he realizes. He knows all the bits so well. Yeah. Almost a little too well. That looked... Scots and me. That looked worse than the land mooning.

I mean, I mean, if that even happened, right? That must... Yeah, all right. All right. Oh, right. Oh, wow.

Oh, Christ. Let's see. I want to see his face. Oh, Jesus. Oh, my God. Jesus. Wow. Drive fast all gas on that one, right?

That's it. That looked worse than the landmoaning. I want kind of one of those animations. I've gone the fully the other way. You know, I've gone 360. But I've gone fully 360. And now I like the animations in these videos on social media.

I want more of them. So I want to fucking skits and bits. I don't know what you do for animation on that. But I want that on this video. Yeah. That's what I want. Make it happen, Captain. I mean, if that even happened, right?

That must, yeah, all right. All right. I feel like Shop calls him every day and threatens his life. You know? And so every time this gets in bits, he's like, please don't. He's calling me every night. You've got 720 on me, B. You've gone 720.

Called it shop. So the first. This one is posted by Daddy Kaufman. Brendan trying to be politics guy gets awkward. Oh shit. Do you want to throw your hat in the ring here, B? I don't know how to make that messed up. I mean, guess what he says?

Charlie Kirk. Yeah, oh, it's your Charlie Kirk thing for sure. I don't know. I never seen it. Either that or something racist or something that's just obviously wrong. I think most likely I wish I could get more specific with you guys, but I'm a little too tired to fully get my nostridamus mode on. Yeah.

However, the most obvious thing is that he says something and Chris Alia immediately goes, well, that's not what's happening, though. That's probably what happens in the clip. I hope it is not Jimmy Kimmel. I would like for it to be some assassination talk, if you know what I'm saying. Yeah. Or maybe like shots as most of the congressmen are senators too.

And all the congressmen are gay. Or most of the people in the representatives in the house are also senators. So the first black president in a country that has a lot of racism going on. But the media. What I'm saying is the media. the Republic? It sounds like some assassination material, dude. With a little bit of racism in it.

I think, and I think I may have actually seen this before. And you know what Shab is doing, dude? He's in the batters box and it's October, dude. He's ready to go yard. You know what I mean? It's the playoffs, dude. You got racism and an assassination?

Oh, yeah. Shab's like, don't kill me, be cool. Boom. And then what does he say? I don't know yet. I'm not, I can't remember. I'm itching the top of my dick off, dude. Waiting for this.

I don't know what to say. Imperson and. What I'm saying is the media, look at what the media. Look at how the media portrayed Barack Obama. Look how the media portrays Donald Trump. Whether you like him or not. It's funny how Shab hasn't came on screen yet and both these guys look dumber just knowing he's there. Yeah, associating with him.

Yeah. I think I know. He says that no Democrats have ever been killed or something like that. I think that's what he says. Yeah. That's, you know what I mean? The social media. The left, the left aren't going to shoot their own and the right don't shoot.

so of course no one's going for Brock. Brock. Barack Lesnar. Brock. Brock Lesnar. I mean, they both shoot, but yeah,

you know. Not true. No, that's not, not true, dude. I mean. What's up Dallas?

Oh, shit. Look at you guys. Oh, that's a good question. Is Jelly, Roll invited to the wedding Cooney. Gerardo, any updates

on the Vietnamese chick? No. Oh, shit. Thank you, Marvin. Of, I mean, of course. If we can get enough Patreon subscribers, I will hire Jelly Roll to play at the wedding. Right? Yes. Can you think of anything better than that? If it was for free,

but, you know, if it's going to cost you millions, I'll be a Saudi prince for you, Daddy. I mean, he's not going to do the show for free. It's not like we're friends or something. Mm-hmm. You know. And no, the Vietnamese chick was a bit the whole time, dude. Let's see here. He looks like.

Imagine he booked jelly roll, but he gets too drunk. He's just on stage going, hey, he, he, he. Do I get a purse one? Is Nanette the flower girl? Great question. I mean, if I knew Nanette, I would love to have her too. Would you honestly love to have those people at your way? That would be awesome.

I don't know if you're a girl would like that, but... Yeah, that's the one issue. She'd probably be mad about it. But I'd know that would be hilarious. Yeah. I would absolutely take picture. I wish I could take a picture with the net. That would be so fucking funny or jelly roll.

I mean, I got to rank who I want to meet more. It's hard. But I think the net is up here and jelly roll is somewhere around there. Of the universe, let's not, like, hypothetically or really invite Brian Cowan. You know what I mean? No. You got to let everyone there feel safe at least. I'll say it again.

Jelly roll. I'm sorry, Nanette is about here. Jelly roll is about here. God damn Dick's into here. I can't believe that guy. I thought you're going to look at me like I was stupid after that one. Barb catering floppy fries,

dude. Oh, hell yeah. We got to get flappy fries in my wedding. Are you kidding me? I'll be down. Dude, Dixie Norma's chill,

Daddy. Looks like Joe's leaned into the grift posted by Rudy 1469. This is posted by Joe Rogan right here. Oh, man. Liberals eating dog shit, apparently. Wow. I hope I don't get so political that I think something like this is funny. That you have to share it.

Yeah, that I have to share it. Because I'm on the left or whatever. So if I find whatever boomer, Facebook meme version of this is for a me, I hope I don't post that. Yeah. Although I did almost make my own today. Yeah. I was going to say, I was going to take the,

and I still might do this. I was going to take the, you know, best I can do pawn shop meme and go, we want the Epstein files. And then I have the guy go, best I can do is shut the entire government down. Yeah. But that's what maybe I am Joe Rogan. Well, what you should do is take this one right here and put the dog is bad audio. And this is our audience, dude. Or the team right here.

Whoa, be cool, dude. Be cool. Jesus Christ. Gerard, you pissed off Gerardo in this dream, guys. It's because you haven't donated it up. That's him, not me. Illegally. I mean, I like your idea of making it something funnier.

Like maybe it's like shop content and us. We're eating shit. We make the dog shop and he's pooping in our mouth. That might be a bit much. It's the bots and the negative comments. Yeah, dude. I'm excited to see what they say. What is the dog?

What is the guy? Bot. They're both bots. Yes, thank you, Charlie C. I was about to time you out for a little while longer, but I saw that you put your shit in lowercase mode. What if it was me pooping in a dog's mouth? All right. I'm off the show. I fired myself. I'm sorry, guys. You didn't come here for that and I apologize. The dog is Jirdo's barber haircuts. The person is Judo. Judo just wants the shit in your mouth, Daddy. Be cool. D.C. Pinky, D.C.D.B. The dog is Shob and the guy is eight inches. Schultz and Huff. Shultz. Holtz poop.

and then it's Abu Dhabi guys like all happy. Lock Cooney up. The dog is a dog and that's when he comes. Oh, great, dude. Lock Cooney up. Oh, man. Keep him coming. Let's see what else we got here.

Cooney should be arrested for the joke that's the crimes that his father. Joe Rogan is John DuPont of comedy. We saw that last week. We've seen that. L-O-L-W-W-W-W-W. KOL 4321. Imagine hating me and I'm just here in my SVR eating a number four for McDonald's breakfast

menu while still having abs and minding my own business. It's just a little too much, you know. You should, you should, if you really think that, you kind of keep it to yourself, I think. That's my advice for her. Oh, dude. The dog. The dog. The person is speaking.

They're still. It's coffee cake. and the guy is more. They're still on the dog. Yeah. They're not going to forget about the dog for a few more. How many clips before they forget about the dog scenario? Dog can't be tank because tank is dead.

Cooney makes dog heat is. Okay, let's be cool, dude. I kind of want to look at the one thing that I take away from this, that's really good. She might be a comedic genius. One of the 250. Yeah. While still having abs. I want to post that more now.

That is kind of funny. Yeah. Yeah. If I'm just like, but I don't like to imagine hating me stuff. You know what I mean? What's up, Dallas?

Whoa. Look at you guys. I can cater in Seattle. Let's go Dodgers. Also, I can cater in Seattle. Eagle emoji. Duck emoji.

But you're not getting married in Seattle. No, we're going to be in New Orleans, Daddy. Oh, I know. I thought he was Abu Dhabi, baby.

Oh, Abu Dhabi, baby. The not hating me thing, though, if it was just like just ate, imagine eating a breakfast burrito while still having abs, you know, stuff like this. Oh, yeah. And this is me, picture of me with my double chin and shit, you know.

But what did you say she was eating? Number four at McDonald's breakfast. Yeah, but what is that? What she's eating? Tater tot. Oh, dog poop. Once a week. It's a tater tot, dude.

Tatertot is actually really good. Yeah. That's good, dude. That's not. Yeah. dude. Is she even Mexican, dude? Oh, good. The fucking stream's dead.

Formula Juan, she hates being a mom. I'm sorry if the stream is lagging, dude. Abu Dhabi, baby. We got some chumakis in the house in the chat tonight. Any chumakis? Oh, yeah, the dog is salsa and the guy is cookies. Dude. The dog is fucking Abu Dhabi in the salsa or in their sauce or in their.

the fucking poop is chumakis. Baby. Maybe. I do want to look up this video because it was just a screen grab. What is her name? Joanna. Joanna, yeah. Slow Joe.

Oh, Joanna Shop. I was thinking, I meant to do chumakis is the dog and the poop is vape. Oh, that's what I meant to say. All right, here we go. I got it here. Ready? Let's see.

Eating, but I don't put ketchup on the hash, brown like in McDonald's seems like I mean the hash brown is so good it seems like overkill yeah yeah I see you know how I lost a lot of weight when fuck you um I stopped putting ketchup on shit that was the solution

yeah before the dog was ketchup and I was the guy you know what I'm saying just eating that shit but yeah no that was one of the many things I did to stop I stopped fucking squirrels that's good advice I started eating sausage salad Yeah, yeah.

It literally is the time when I started losing weight when I started eating the sauce sauce. I'm... In kiwis. And Kiwis, of course. I don't eat the kind of food that you put ketchup on, right? That's my problem. Okay, I got a donut problem, y'all.

Coffee cake problem, y'all. Ice cream. That's a good one. None of the stuff that you make me fat. There's no need to, you know, you don't put ketchup on that stuff. So I can't take ketchup out of my diet because it's not in it. I'm just eating coffee cakes all day long and don't need.

don't need ketchup on that shit. They have like a victim complex these two. Why does she think people hate her? I don't have anything as a slow Joe. Oh, Cooney. Likewise. There we go. Got it.

I will say, lover, dude, great person. Yeah. Wish I was her. One of the best. One of the best. What I will say is I fucking hate people that video themselves eating in their car.

That is a weird move. Stop. Yeah. You know, McDonald's too. McDonald's? I don't necessarily want people to know when I'm eating McDonald's. Thank you, cook, right? Yes.

It's one thing sometimes to be like, I just have McDonald's, you know, like. Yeah. And but I'm not, I don't do it. Is everything all right? You know what I mean? Like, I get a bag full of McDonald's like McDouble and fries and whatever. Like my pathetic order, which is a McDonald's and small fries. And I go, adjust the camera, put like a boomer.

I'm hungry, fuck. All right, guys. I'm just fucking eating McDonald's. Imagine hating me, dude. I'm bald. I'm just got small teeth and I'm eating French fries and shit from McDonald's during the day. Do you have no job? But, you know, listen, Cooney, hilarious.

Yes, but you're, you're forgetting one thing. And I think you're going to be more empathetic after I tell you this. Yeah. They're dealing with the world with no airwine. Oh, they're reacting to that. Yeah. Yeah, wanting. Do you want to apologize?

I do want to apologize, but look at what Bud Deasy said. What? Why are you all on Maryland-Mins? That's like that, dude. Oh, come on, Bud, Dizzy. I mean, coffee from McDonald's is, to quote Gen Z, diabolical, dude. Oh, it's bad? I mean, do they even have ice coffee?

Like, really? Oh, yeah. Okay, no, never mind. I take it back. Oh, they got iced coffee, Dady. Well, you know how I am about coffee. if I go to a coffee shop and I say iced coffee and they ask any questions I go forget it I don't want ice coffee because it's just just make me coffee and ice yeah you want milk and whoa I didn't say anything

else other than ice coffee dude that is a bad bit that McDonald's will do yes you go go I'll have an ice americana now but you say I want an ice coffee black and you get they go okay yeah for sure for sure that's facts and then they hand you the sugaryest milk coffee that you've ever seen in your life as if you know you know done that they they forget Yeah, I get like a fucking sugar coma toast from McDonald's coffee. Those are a little much. Yeah, you got to get it back. Fas.

Gaffigan joke, getting caught sitting down at McDonald's. Oh, I'm not eating here. I am just waiting for a prostitute. You should be here any minute now. Talking about Mickey D's. That's a good one. Hey, like to know tomorrow, be cool with everybody. Now, we ain't about that drama.

I mean, but you are about that drama. Yeah, and definitely, and also it's kind of fun. You try to fight people at Starbucks. You're definitely about that drama. Or you have your husband come beat up a guy, whatever. But that's that song choice, too. The country shit, they're trying to be all like, we've always been this way, you know.

We moved to Austin T. We did it. You all the sudden. This is a great captured moment in their life. One eye open, one eye on the phone, dude. Look at that. Isn't that poetry right there, dude? Mm.

You know? Facts. That's... That's her sound. She pulled up. What would you like today at McDonald's? Are you using the app? That's what I'm going to do.

And they ask me if I'm using the app. I'm not using that fucking app. Do you think I want to die? This is hopefully one, the one time I'll cover in this month. One night doesn't define... Oh, my God. Sorry. I didn't know.

I was going to do it. That's fine. Hayd on Bapa, leave Theo alone. Maybe this is a different take. Posted by Dandy Kaufman too. Some would say Kim K.B. Let's see here. One night doesn't define Theo Vaughn.

Is that of the air conditioner? Probably. It's hot there, Dave. He's screaming into the microphone for the air conditioner. Y'all need to back the fuck up. If you want to hate on anybody, send it my way instead of Theo's. I don't give a fuck. But you guys go.

on at Theo right now, that ain't the move. A guy that struggles with the way he does and he's very open about it. I hate this guy, dude. Yeah. His energy's too much, dude. Yeah. Theo doesn't want this. I mean, he doesn't need you doing this.

This is making it worse. Did Theo relapse? I don't know. What I've heard was that he was at the show, he was asking people what his punchline was and acting kind of erratic. And then there's that clip, which is hard to tell if it's a joke or not. He's like, I've had a harsh week in my life. I'm going, you know, ain't my life.

I'm trying to eat my life. I'm trying to save my life right now. Yeah. I tweeted before I knew all that stuff that he kept asking if someone, if his producer would come on stage and give him some raccoon meth or something like that. I mean, if he did relapse, everyone in his life should act as if Shab being there is a problem. Oh, yeah, not a good, be like, oh, dude. And by the way, I appreciate you want to get sober again, this and that.

What's up, Dallas? Let's cut out Shob. too. Look at you guys. Neither SLOJO Joe slash short of jobs and hate each other. Well, thank you, Trey Young.

Imagine Trey Young's watching this after training camp. I mean, probably. That'd be so dope. Dude, Trey Young, huge fan, dude. We're big with the, is he still on the Hawks? Yeah, we're big with Atlanta Hawks players.

Yeah, I'll cut the part out where you asked if he was still there. We'll see here. doesn't need you to pile on him at this time right now if you want to pile on somebody pile on me I don't give a fuck I can handle it back off I mean I'm genuinely sad for shop dude

like nobody gives a fuck what he thinks yeah when it comes to Theo Vaughn struggling nobody cares about you what shot yeah it's not even it's only big on the Reddit nobody outside of the Reddit has even seen this yeah that's hilarious

the people that listen to this go like who to have Theo I'm trying to listen to his five picks Daddy? But I do like the idea of Shab in real life going, stand behind me, Theo. Yeah, just pushing him back. Like, I got this. It's clear that he just wants, I mean, I don't like saying the word clout, but like he needs views. Oh, yeah, he's trying to get the, yeah.

Fucking sad, dude. Yeah, but he's still doing pretty good. He's got a fucking really cool studio and trucks and hot wheels stuff in the back. Like three years after this, after I decline a hot chip and this and that, and you're here doing the show. I'm doing the show and one of us is doing better than the other, but I have to relapse, you know what I mean? Right.

And then the last thing I want is Cooney going out there going with your jelly roll laugh. Like, yeah, right over there out there. Just hate on me. I got violence in my DNA. That would be so funny if I was like, I can take it. He can't. You've seen what he's like, I started insulting you. Like, he's kind of insulting.

He is. He's kind of, yeah, he's kind of insulting, Theo. Look, Gerard, Gerto can't take it. All right. Yeah. Come to me, all right? I have small teeth. I don't go,

fuck what you think. It's so funny. Theo Vaughn's in a bed filled with women and just drugs and alcohol all around them. And he's watching shop. He's like, fuck! Fucking grifter? Can't get away from it.

Theo, I'm telling you, back the fuck off feels. Theo. Where are we at in society today? Come out. for me. I'm a man. I'm 40. I'm not a kid. Damn. You know Shaw watches that and cries. Legit cries. He probably thought this was a good video. He doesn't understand why I got received so poorly. I talked to you every day, B. What's up Dallas? Oh, look at you guys. Dream guest jelly roll or kid rock. That's such an easy answer, dude.

Yeah, jelly roll. Yeah, jelly roll. Yeah, jelly roll. Jelly kid. Roll rock. Jelly rock. Jelly rock. Kid roll. That'd be funny. Jelly roll's son's name is going to be kid roll.

Cooney will let you up be jelly roll. Yeah, for sure. Jelly roll, dude. Yeah. I don't know why I would want kid rock. Like, if you're going to put kid rock versus, I don't know, Adam Devine, I'll be like, oh, maybe kid rock. Honestly, I don't know.

Yeah. Yeah. And I agree. I think Kid Rock would be fun. need to talk to. But you can't put them against Jelly Roll, dude. Jellyroll wins.

Yeah, and our universe, yeah. Yeah. Who do you want to meet? Jelly Roll or Jesus? Jelly roll. Let me ask you a question, actually. Yes. Look at you guys.

Remember me, C.O. Does the question change at all? If, let's say, okay, so he's asking if you, who would you rather interview Jelly Roll or Kid Rock? Does the question change at all if you are doing it here on earth or whether you're doing the interview in the Bruniverse.

Yeah. Well, no, because Kid Rock is already pretty open about his political stances. You know what I mean? And also, like, maybe faith would be more of an, like, maybe that would be a different avenue. I would love to hear Kid Rock talk about how God is funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was how Bruniverse interviews, anybody interview.

It's like, all they talk about is a story about it's how funny it is, like, how funny does that God works? Yeah. They start talking about their life. You're like, whoa, whoa, was, does God work? funny in this at all, though? Yeah. Make God work funny.

But then it's like, okay, now Kid Rock has a little bit of interest, but then you just put jelly roll in that same scenario. I'm like, yeah, jelly roll wins, dude. I want to hear him laugh, period, but also laughing about how God works in his life. Jelly roll only exists in the burn of verse. He's not real. In Chav's Head, not much going on there. I don't want that.

Adam Devine at the right field. Is Adam Devine the one that sings, or is Adam Levine? Oh, yeah. Is that what you meant? You meant the Maroon 5 guy? No, I meant the guy that does workaholics. Adam Devine is workaholics. Okay. Adam Levine is 10 toes down, Maroon 5.

The guy that everyone posted on Twitter says looks like a Chipotle bag, which is very funny. Yeah, he's in Maroon 6. Yeah, no, Adam DeVine. I meant that. I would much rather talk to Kid Rock than Adam DeVine. Well, Kid Rock is like, I like Adam Devine. I like workaholics a lot. It's great show.

But Kid Rock is like pretty great. I would like to meet Kid Rock. Yeah. Personally. Who would you pick over Jelly Roll? Over Jelly Roll. I wouldn't pick Shop over Jelly Roll, do you? No.

Jelly Roll is a big get. Yeah. That's probably the big. Now that we've spoken to Brian Campbell, I don't know, maybe Lug is up there. Or Hohwani. God damn it. Rosa is better than Jelly Roll.

Rosas. Cristalia, that would be kind of funny. That would be kind of funny. I mean, he'd be mad at us probably, and he's also a bad guy. Well,

I'll tell you what, if it was Christalia coming out like Mark, then yeah, I want to talk to Chris Dewee. We do a 24-hour stream with Crystal Leia. Make it 12 hours?

Do. I don't know how these guys do their shit, but what the? I mean, you know, no, no.

It's a thing. Let's see what we got. I think there's something wrong with the air conditioning. Better call a lady. The crew is basking in diesel exhaust fumes in the poorly ventilated studio. Oh, God, it's getting bad out there. Let's see.

Oh, who posted this? Posted by Clint Puller of Chips. Can we take a little break, guys? Move your truck. Yep. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. You know who came to a tiger's game to his tournament? Who?

Brett Forte. He moved to Austin. So everybody knows, I'm breathing in fumes right now. Oh, because I had to start the B stuff. That's great. I just start the B stuff. Yeah, I love that. Because what happens is all that carbon dioxide sits right here right now.

So I'm getting high. That's what those fans are. It's a free high. It's a free high. Glass half full. Free high. It's a free high. Ryan Count lives in hell, dude.

This is horrible. And the studio sucks. Yeah. Like, listen, we're no one to talk, right? But they didn't, like, this is how bad things are, dude. The top is still on the magic mind. You know what I mean? I like it.

It is still on the magic mind. It's also kind of open. Like it's just unprofessional. It looks weird. Yeah. It opens it up fully. Why leave it like a little bit like you, you, it looks like somebody. It looks like, I might try this.

What is this? And then another person said magic mind and they went, oh, never mind. They closed it again. They didn't even open it. They partially opened it. They found out of the magic mind. they decided not to drink it. I got a bang in the car.

Oh, man. What a great ad for Magic Mine. Yeah, dude. It's just like whoever put this here, just put it there, didn't open it up. Dude, Pete Holmes would be pissed.

Dude. If he saw that, oh, fuck, God damn it. Pete Holmes would fuck up, Brian Callen. We said all that

and they didn't even see what the video was. It was this is not opened. Yeah. See how it's like slightly open on the side there? It really looks like somebody partially opened it. And when they found out it was magic mine, they said,

oh, never mind, I don't need that. Sorry about that. I don't want that. Huh. Oh, fuck.

Although Brian is sitting next to two magic mine bottles. It's so funny that we can't see nothing for him. Listen, look, okay, it's important to look at the chat. You know what? We would have seen that

had it been a donation. So look in the mirror, Gordo, look no further than the mirror. What does this do? Oh, no, you started the long one, dude. That's only for the big bits. Okay.

Okay, that's the intro. My bad. It's been so long since I've turned this one on. This is funny. These soundboard is crazy. Cooney is looking ripped. I haven't been in the gym in years, Daddy. All righty, let's see here.

Abu da baby, baby. Oh, shit. Apparently Bapa would ask the baddies to talk about the black dicks they've had. Oh, Jesus. Great animation. Posted by Gordo. Shout out to Gordo. Is he in here? He just commented.

Man, it smells like sausage in here. Good job, Gordo. Say that quite a bit. He called Marin a cook. Yeah. And like, I feel like this is an overused word these days. It's like,

it's like, it's like, yeah. I've said that I am. I heard from a girl that you like, that you like to hear, um, this is from the girl's mouth.

he would get, during sex, he would say, describe the biggest black dicks you've ever had. Oh my God. I was like, bluh, like, I can't unhear that. This is a job sexual fetish. Wait, women tell people that? Huh? You're so, Gordo. Oh, yeah, Gordo's here.

Shout out to Gordo right there. Look at that face. What the fuck? Savage. It's a fat guy right there. Hell yeah, dude. Shout out to you, Gordo's. Thanks for posting that.

Oh, God. I saw this earlier. I'm such a gooner. But why is this on here? I don't know. Old Barney. This is Slow Joe. It is?

Yeah. Oh, wow. I know that body anywhere, dude. Okay. Oh, shit. Who's taking the video, dude? Yeah, who is filming that? Wish it was me.

Oh, my God. That's so aggressive, dude. Yeah, some crazy AI shit. I don't like that. I don't want that. It was me, Poppy, Wood. So was Marriachi music in the original video? Or is it that?

Tiger's filming with how low it is filmed. I don't want that. If he does make it to the MLB or any major sports league, the questions are going to be brutal, dude. Oh, yeah. I mean, if his kids are famous, it's going to, that's going to be a weird situation. Yeah.

Famous sports players. Questions about their dad. Like, he's kind of, he'll be like the Lonzo ball or is that what the dad's name is? Yeah. Oh. Or what's the dad's name? Fuck.

The ball, the ball, sorry. I don't remember this. I don't give a fuck. Whoever balls, Paul's father. LaVar.

Levar, thank God. Okay, Levar Bell. Yeah. Ball. LaVar bald. Ball. Ball. LaVar bald?

I really got a piss you, Mike. Yeah, go ahead. Pause. Lavar bald. Levar's balls. Damn, dude. Yeah. LaVar's balls.

Keep going. Vapa would ruin it. All right, talking to the chat. Um, yeah. dude. So I'm glad that the audio, yeah, dude. I'm glad the audio works now. I'm sorry at the beginning, the team fucked up so much. But when you guys weren't on stream, I got under the hood of the roadcaster. I flipped the truck. I checked all the levels. I fucking, I was like, man, I'm to be honest with y'all. I called up Kibatech on the phone. I got them on speed dial. And I go,

guys big pro we got an audio prom y'all and uh they were like what's what's happening what's happening and i say all right i sound man audio's all fucked up be i mean i fucking sound like i sound like peter dinglidge's dungarees and they were like no okay okay cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool story bro what's going on right now is your number one uh roadcaster is a little bit of a street princess and we need that shit to be a dirt serpent. Or what was it that he said? Not a fucking road warrior or whatever. Whatever it was.

So he's like, first things first. Press the yellow and blue and green buttons. And that will tell you whether you have a lithium battery in the roadcaster. And I didn't know that. So I checked it. I pressed all three at the same time. And guess what? Guess what?

I go, oh shit. And he was like, you almost have forgot on the phone because we're doing shop bits. And it was though a lithium. battery the entire time. So I took it out, blew on it, put it back in and that fixed the blowers and the valve of the roadcast. Carers back. Okay. Nice. I didn't interact with chat at all. I just said nonsense. I'm sorry, guys. You need to connect to the XLRs to the cold air intake. All right. Sorry. I was hoping I could hold that before we finished. Sometimes you know, Jesus Christ, I was holding it. Sometimes you got a PIS in the sink.

Oh, my God. It's just. just so much slow joe you know it's a slow week at chains when they're just posting slow joe all week yeah um jolly excuses 9515 texas baseball mom at its fullest uh had to run to the bathroom and here i okay so like you know what i mean this whole dude it's just like the bathroom stuff is so funny but it's just unfortunate sometimes you know that's weird that's a weird thing to post like many other things you post you also believe in uh the land moon morning. Raffles.

Bapa is getting scammed 15K because of his community of tasty dishes of this community of tasty dishes posted by clout for bitches. It's your toilet small too. Yes. Let's see here. His entire identity in order to admit this,

but he literally hired hackers to try to take down the fucking subreddit for like $15,000. Oh wow. How could I make that? Yeah. Right.

We weren't paying attention at all. No, I just laughed at the end. I have a food full in my mouth. My laugh is like covered in a fucking guava cheese roll. Shout out to DPT because whatever you said, Pay does not listen to Mark. Ding PT's in here somewhere. That's hilarious.

It is embarrassing for me too. Because I pride myself in being a good listener. The eagle has mooned. Two men wog on the land. been hunting since just a kid posted by Clint Pooler of Chips. Yeah, just this is a terrifying photo, though. The photo to me looks like something you'd see on a website of advertising clothes, you know? Yeah.

It looks like a Diet Starts Monday post. Those might be Diet Start Monday outfit, honestly. That's something you can get there, dude. What do you think he's going to do in this photo? get another color tattoo. It's disgusting, dude. I hate it. I hate the color tattoos. The Chambis is crazy. Yeah. We've touched on that. I will say this is a terrifying picture, B. This is like whatever that guy's name is getting on top of the roof of that building in the university in Utah. Utah. Oh, okay. You know what I mean? Oh, because the bag looks like as well. Yeah. Yeah, weapons in it. And this is him walking into the studio here.

He does look mad, yeah. That's your boss. You're going to have a bad day at work. Brennan shop in the studio, Real Tree Outdoors Collection exclusively available at Nordstrom. Just like. So it is a fucking closing out of it. Four tags, dude.

Why would Nordstrom or this clothing company hire Brennan to do this? Who? He must sell a lot of clothes or something. I don't get it. They keep advertising with him. and the beard thing. So maybe they've realized something we don't. Shob's listeners buy clothes.

What if it's an entire thing and people just mocking him like we do? That's not realistic though. Honestly, dude, this makes me want to never stop. This makes me want to go to like two times a week, Timos. Just like, we need to bring him down somehow, dude. Santos Studios. Santos Tentos Down Studios.

Santos Studios. on scathware. I want to see. Does Mark. Who the tags are. Let's see here. So we're here. Where is?

Oh, okay. There it is. So they just do fighters, clothes or, UFC guys wearing clothes. Been hunting out of the closet at my mom's house since I was a kid.

Vicious. Great clothes for truck walking. What else you got you? Damn, it's all fucking. bug this guy used to sell ammo out of his post closet 16 likes

what are we doing here 36 likes yeah where's Donnie nobody knows what that means go out because only has three likes yeah look at Shaw got seven likes

no man make that eight damn he's getting ratioed that's fucked up B my culture is not your costume I can only see his face Yeah Let's see what else we got here The Chombies

That's all out of focus It's terrifying I want to see this though Who are the other people tag Jiu Jitsu Santo Studio Flagship Santo Performance Studio

Here's the thing dude Given our past right Yeah Some of the companies that he works with Are homeless dude you know what I mean we start a clothing company

and we hire him no well we wouldn't be able to get away with it because we're too surface level dude but there's been people he's worked with in the past that have reached out to us oh yeah that's what I'm saying I don't want to have to spell it out for you you know spell it out dude

A, B, C, D, EFG you know what I mean? That's facts and who knows Santos Studio might be like a lot of these things are fresh you know what I mean no established brands are really reaching out to Brendan Schaub. Yeah. And it's people that are homeless that are like, they're trying to start a business,

but they cannot help but be homeless. Homeless brands. I like it. Some cats. But I think we should do that. Yeah. I think we should start a clothing brand and hire Brennan's shop, but we make him wear ridiculous shit.

Obviously, we will be behind the curtain so he doesn't see. Yeah. Right? Behind the red chairs. But can you imagine? make him wear funny shit and ads. Oh my God, dude. Pretty good.

You're not thinking outside the box here. Okay. Let's go outside the box. Because we got a mission here, dude. What's the mission? To make Brendan do stand-up again. Nah. Well, yes. Okay. Okay. Yes. Also, do stand-up again. Right. What's the real mission, dude?

Get people to join the patron. Right. Yes. So. Put sugar on my dick and tell me it's delicious. Pause. No, to make a documentary about the Greengo Park. Oh, yeah, that's one.

We have so many goals. So we, whatever the cash is, whatever, where Saudi princes be 1.5 mil, you know, be a, we need you for a day of filming, Brendan. That's true. He does need to do the movie for it to actually work with Sundance. But we have clothes, right? We can't really afford clothes because we're giving him $1.5 million, right? And then we tell him, 1.5 mil come through. We're going to do an interview with you in the F of the Fiton.

The fit happens to be a hazmat suit. You know what I mean? And then we ask him exclusively questions about the Gringo Poppy, dude. That's such a, he did. Yeah, when they do the interview, you're like, you got to do the fucking hazmat suit. That's so funny. That would be so fucking funny in the documentary.

Do you think he'd rather come on our show or do the Riyadh Comedy Festival? Riyadh, dude. Yeah, probably. Yeah. That's true. It's like his career is weakening, wearing camo too. Yep. That's, dude.

Todd George. Dude, you should write poetry. God damn. That's fucked up, me. Name the waters, Girdo. It's not Gerto, dude. Come on. Valenciauga hazmat suit. Yeah, we got to make the hazmat suit look like ASAP Rocky would wear it.

You know what I mean? Or we get ASAP Rocky to wear it too. And then he's like, oh, dude, Rocky's in it. You know what I mean? Yeah. He probably gets the name wrong. Roggi. Shab should do the, he should join that aspiration company.

scamming people. I'm surprised he's not involved. You know what I mean? We get A-Sap Rocky to wear the fit. Maybe A-Sap Rocky's homeless. We don't even got to pay him. You know what I want to know. Famous people that are homeless that we don't know.

Hi, Shane. Yeah. Is Shane really homeless? Who else is homeless? Oh, yeah, dude. Who watches this? Who goes on the subreddit that's like, this is so fucking funny.

A-O-C. don't know formula Juan um let's see here tray young is homeless tray young obviously well thank you trey young in it like this ice tray baby just get a random black guy

and tell bob it's a rapper dude truck flip has the best brains for the arts dude that'll 100% work yeah always bet on his racism for sure uh let's see jason fans ask when bobby lee will return

I did watch this and he basically just obfuscates the question. We're not going to watch Patreon content on here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like, I would want people to do that to our Patreon. You know what I mean? But this one's supposed to buy Dandy Coffin. I'm just kidding. I just play it.

Or I thought you were going to say something. Well, I was thinking, okay, what I was thinking is Formula wants us get Ted Cruz to wear a hazmat suit. It would be kind of funny if you had Tucker Carlson and Ted Cruz, like that interview where they're like going at each other, but they're going at each other about like shop facts. Like Ted Cruz is like, well, I don't,

I don't think that, uh, fucking the, the shark hat, shark bite hat was real or the, or the fish bat or the, the fish hat bat was real. I mean,

I have graves, dude. And then Tucker Carl's is like, oh, really? You do? Um, you don't think that?

Well, uh, what is, uh, what is, uh, what is shop known for with, uh,

tobacco and take who's like, uh, I'm not an expert on his like black rifle. Yeah. Or something like, I wish I had delivered that better, but you know what it's going. Yeah.

The show's over. Well, how many, how many comic books did he sell in his mom's basement? And then he's like, I don't know. 38. Yeah.

Yeah. He knows the exact number of comic books sold or claims you have sold. It's just funny because you want to say that, that podcast is no good, but you can't even answer the question. That's my, that's my Tucker Carlson.

That's good. Thanks. That's good. The graves is strong. Yeah. I think the stream is cutting out a little bit. We'll, yeah, spit it out, Cody. We are winding down a bit.

Yes. Yeah. What's Daddy's number? That's a good question. Paul C's got the best brains team. Eminem confirmed homeless. Oh, if Eminem's confirmed homeless. I don't know.

I don't know what Daddy's number is. It's 66. That would be a good clip. Well, Ted, can you tell me how do small guys fit in big cars? I'm not sure. Yeah, so let's go to like maybe one more Texas chef arc about the beginning We also believe in the land mooned

Okay All that Diet Coke is bugging me up That's why the audio was so bad earlier I told you had that room Chin calling Bapa out on his douchebag behavior Okay, we're glad we stayed for one more Posted by Clint Pulitzer of Chips Let's see this

I told you had that roommate in college I ended up fighting where he put labels on everything in the cover That's the most I'll eat all your food And then he couldn't What? Damn, I can't believe they're going back To this shit

Who agrees with that? Yeah, I mean, Brian knows that he has to He can't be serious That's so strange It is Like, there's a reason why they're putting their name on stuff I wouldn't care if somebody put their name on it Oh my God, that scared the shit out of me

Do you know? Oh, fireworks. This is literally T-5K It's just right there in the window I saw it. That's why I was like We're dying right now, dude. Well, if it happens again,

I'll tell the lady upstairs to stop drilling. Yeah, yeah, Texas a lady. Dude, the team is fired. That was ridiculous right there. My neighbors are the team. Yeah, it's a little late for fireworks, Dady. Yeah, they don't care out here, dude. Welcome to the Wild West.

The motel's sitting off fireworks right now. Fuck, I forgot what we were talking about. Oh, sorry. Yeah. So he called his mom, and then I got a random, calling his mom's like, you gotta quit eating the stuff. I'm like, who is this? His mom called you.

We're freshman in college. That's it. You're out. You're out. You're a loser. On all his NutraGrain bars, he took everyone individually out and labeled them with a postie. No, he didn't. He what?

He like took them all out. You know, they come in a box. And then they're each individually wrapped. I hate people like, he took every single one out and wrote his name on it. Well, that's like people who have, they buy a really nice car. Well, I mean, Listen, if you believe Shab there, it's like, it's a real problem. You've been eating his stuff to the point where he has to take every single individual one out and put his name on it.

He's worried that Shab will forget. Yeah. He's doing it because that's such a crazy thing to do. It must be that the roommate is doing it to help Shab. Yeah. He goes, Shav is eating too much. I love the guy. He doesn't know what food is his.

So to help him, I'm going to write my name on it. And I hope that helps with his thing. because if that were to really happen in real life, the guy doing that is not okay mentally, right? Like his roommate is a crazy person. Every Nutragrine bar? Yeah. Are you, don't you fucking abate?

Nutri-grain bars suck. You're going to put one on every one of them. So unlikely that someone would do that. Yeah, I would just put that Sharpie in my ass. What? Three eyes. Why? This one.

And I, know this is different, but they'll keep a car cover on it. And they'll drive it once a month. No, it's so good. I'm like, listen, then they push it. I'm like, fucking drive it. Drive it. Drive it. Drive it. You fucking precious bitch.

Drive it. Wait, Byrne, did you actually take the stuff after he labeled it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I took it. That's on you, dude. I'm halfway through the Charlie Sheen documentary. Chains the subject so fast, dude. Wow. Well, it's been an excellent stream.

I don't know if you want to. but I am interested in seeing what the likes are like right now. Do you, something tells me I'm going to be pissed off, dude. This is ridiculous right here. Oh, you guys, dude. I thought we talked about this. That's going to cause serious audio issues.

That's like if 85, you may not be able to hear me. Is this thing working? I don't even know what the computer's working. Maybe there's something wrong with the YouTube counter again. Yeah. Sometimes it's off and shit. Just like YouTube counter is just like a roadcaster.

Sometimes you've got to go to the backup. YouTube counter. Flip it up, check their hood. Audio's king. Audio is king. Yeah. Audio is very important. Yeah.

Otherwise, you can't hear what people are saying. It's crazy how you could be in the middle of a podcast and be like, damn, I'm being real funny right now. You know what I mean? And then towards the end of the podcast, you go to the light counter and go, I said nothing funny. Not even once. You did the whole dolphin thing, too.

I did it. I'll do it again, but our podcast hasn't been funny in any facet. Yeah. Why is it harder to do now? The bottle, even the bottle is less funny than it used to be. I got to suck it off hard. I'm hot. Oh, can we just get to 100?

Then we can end this fucking thing, dude. So, but the first time I did it, it was so fucking loud. And I laughed so hard that I spit out water in your parking lot. I thought that was so funny. I kept thinking, what if I did that at work? What if I not unknowingly did that sound? because I'm a moron. I don't know how straws work.

I don't use straws. I don't use straws. I told you. That's true. You're not gay, so you don't use stras. I've never used any straw. Look at this fucking thing.

Look at what it does. You press a button. It goes, and then it makes a dolphin noise. This bottle sucks ass. And then in the parking lot, I was like, dude,

you're not supposed to do that. It has a straw. You just leave it straight up. And you go, oh no. You said, oh no. I know,

because I'm a moron. Dude, this thing sucks so much ass. Contigo. Yeah. Contigo, it's awful. It's hard to drink like that. Like you're supposed to drink it like this and not tip it over.

It's incredibly hard to get the water out. This is clearly just a bit for the show at this point, this water bottle. I hate it. Even doing that, it makes like kind of a weird noise that they can't hear. I hate it. I hate the dolphin bottle. It's worse than T-Fat K. Let's see some comments before we get out of here.

Where did the comments go? Oh, they're right there. Let me see here. Sorry, one second. We did start later today. We apologize, guys. We, uh, the DA, did you hear about this? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Crazy. It got recalled. First times they were having. It's, and I was pretty, I didn't expect to be that sad about it, but I was, I was tore up. I think, I thought Garc, um, Garcetti was doing a good job. Uh, I miss old Timos. Yeah, dude.

You know, it's funny. Uh, I wanted to say this. Is that, uh, I miss old Tmos, dude, you know, like, I, I miss old Tmos, dude, you know, like, I, I, But you guys voted for Donald Trump. And ever since Donald Trump came into office, we couldn't do the old Timos anymore. Yeah, government shutdown. Never heard of it?

Yeah, you guys kind of wanted this. Yep. You guys should rewrite some of the Greengo Pover for the Riyadh comedy festival. Not a bad idea. That'd be funny. They like it in Saudi Arabia. Is Timo starting after the stream?

Good. Let's see what else we got. Kobayashi on that bottle. Dolphins fuck people. They're sucking it off hard. High top and low socks with shorts is insane. Who's that? I think probably Shob.

Okay. Good douche. Trump shut down old Timos. Facts. Yeah. Rolesa made us. Shout out to you guys, though. We love you guys.

Thanks for joining the stream. Appreciate you guys. Donate and join the Patreon to help with the audio is so important. Yeah. Especially these days in this economy. Only you can help the audio of this podcast. Guys, you know, just keep in mind. I know it's a group effort to make this show work.

But, you know, you're a huge part of it. And when you join the Patreon, you will be able to hear what we say. That's a promise. That's a tiger fact. That's a tiger fact. So just make sure you do that. Yeah. And, you know, if you guys, the more people that join the Patreon, the more awake Kuni gets.

That's true. I'll be more awake. And I will keep me from going to Saudi Arabia too. Yeah. But I'll go to Saudi Arabia for like 10 bucks, honestly. Yeah. Gerardo will go to Saudi Arabia for bigger furniture. I'll put sugar on their dicks.

Finish the sentence. But yeah, go ahead and end it. All right, guys. We'll see you next week. Abu Dhabi, baby, baby. And I'll see you in Valhalla, dude. Later.