10 Minutes of Schaub - The Most Redacted Week at Chang's! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #43

Episode Date: March 22, 2023

Forty third episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub

Jay! Been trying to ask you Hey! Must be a hater between us or trugs in my head Trugs at the door, truck in my bed But Jay Walk Me to My truck

If you don't I will surely die With chains With chains With chains With chains With chains With chains With chains One take. Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shob.

Thanks for tuning in. Kind of a boring week at Chans. You know, not too much happened. I'm ridiculous. I'm redic-ted. Jugg, whoa. I can't talk. I was wondering this week, who made the ground I walk on? Good question. I mean, I don't know. Thank them for where they are. Great songs.

I'm redic-ted. Redic-ted. Can't talk. Yeah, a lot went on at Chang's this week we've been getting messages and stuff from

General Bobby Lee and Monster Lawyers and Annie Annie's been reaching out you know which is crazy

because I've never even met any of these people I don't know who they are great guys never met them some are great some are not but anyways that's not why you're here no I've never even met any of these people. I don't know. I don't know who they are. Great guys. Never met him. Some,

some are great. Some are not. Yeah. Um, but anyways, that's not why you're here. No, no.

What you're here for is, uh, 10 minutes a shot. But before we do that, as always, we had a patron. If you want to get on there, there's private content on there.

Um, Spotify, everything's on Spotify. Somebody called me out there. Like the most redacted part of your show, besides the fact that you like Bert, is that it's not on Spotify again. That's so stupid that I looked at the YouTube and it not only was the new episode not on Spotify, but the old one was not Spotify. And I'm sorry.

So this episode, I will make sure is on Spotify. Watch. They're going to be like, it's not on there again because I forget. I'm redacted. I'm on there again. Cause I forget. And I'm addicted. Can't talk. But we do appreciate all the messages. We got approximately like 300 pages of messages coming into this week. Okay.

Mr. Whole Foods numbers guy. And then lastly join the discord where we talk it up, but that's not why you're here. You're here for 10 minutes of shop so start the timer now all right so uh we discussed the podcast here b we don't really do much else other than that right that's right so never forget first clip is the first clip is from correct citrin 829 it's called the boppa doesn't know how to spell his boy Jackie Shore's country.

I don't know what that means. Work. Vittori did work. Jack Shore, Jackie Boy Shore. Wales finest. Wales with an H. Okay, not with an A. Then also, I thought my MVP.

Why? Yeah. Why? It's almost like he plans it. Why? Yeah. Why? It's almost like he plans it. Why would you? Because he's trying. He wants to be smart or seem smart. He's like, I know it's with an H, but it's not.

He's got to know. At this point, Schaub should just always assume what his first instinct is wrong. And just like, well, I think it's with an H. So I'm going to say it. No, Papa. Yeah. Follow the second part where you just go. instinct is wrong and just like well i think it's with an eight so yeah say it no papa yeah follow the second part where you just you just go everybody knows he has monster lawyers dude but he needs a monster producer monster editor he needs some help he needs a monster handler dude the funniest thing is he doesn't just go right he thinks about it and then he makes he consciously

makes the wrong decision yeah if he just the numbers don't add up for him just going because he'd be right more than he is he's wrong too much yeah to be just going that case in point the whale the one thing that just goes oh yeah you got a whale on the shirt dude whale w-h-a-l i'mty. Can't tell. Already, dude. I'm going to say I'm redacted seven times a week. But what was I saying? I forgot what I was saying. I don't know.

We don't matter, dude. We don't matter. Okay, Mr. Whole Foods. So this one's posted by Axe's Family, probably in reference to Axe J. So J is family. Oh, right, right, right. Axe. This one's called Baba Makes's Headlines, B.

What's so funny? I'm laughing at him. I'm redicty. I'm redicty. Just die not, you know, just die not, you know, just die not, you know, just die not, you know, just die not, you know, just die not, you know, conspiracies get me in trouble sometimes and make headlines, but does nobody think it's weird that the Masvidal drama, Romero's going to sue him for hitting him outside a Miami restaurant,

all that's gone away? Do you think maybe the UFC went to it, hey, drop all that stuff, you come back, we give you a title shot. Drop all that bullshit because we have Masvidal fight, Gilbert Burns, we need to move on. This can delay everything. Drop it and we'll give you a title shot. Drop all that bullshit because we have Maslow fight, Gilbert Burns. We need to move on. This can delay everything. Drop it and we'll give you a title shot.

I don't know. Dude, that. I make headlines, B. That was the only part that was, you could hear and understand what he was saying.

Yeah. That's, the way he was talking, if you went, if you're talking like that at your house, your dad would be like, are you been drinking tonight?

I'm addicted. If the cops pulled you over, you roll down the window, and you talk like this, you're going to jail. Yeah. You know? Yeah. There's no way they let you drive off. Officer, this is my alpha brain.

I just took it. Yeah. You didn't take that. Can you tell me where you've been tonight? That's all you hear? Yeah. Sir, can you follow my, can you follow my manner?

Can you do the alphabet, sir? Yeah. Can you do the alphabet? Can you do the alphabet? That's all you hear? Pull it back. Let's go through all that. Can you walk in a straight line for me, sir? Just a guy, not, you sir? Just a guy not young. Do it again.

Yeah, yeah. I got more. Go for it. So where are you coming from tonight, sir? Just a guy not young. Can I see your license and registration, sir? Just a guy not young. Do you have insurance on the vehicle?

Just a guy not young. I go back. Do you have any weapons in the car, sir? It says on your license that your name is Brendan Chobb. Can you tell me where you live, sir? I got nothing else. I do look like a cop. Can you tell me where you live, sir? Just... All right. I got nothing else. I do look like a cop.

You look like a cop from Wales. From Wales with an H-bib. Yeah. I'm redacted. I'm redacted. Can you talk? I'm trying to stop myself from saying it so much. Yeah, yeah.

But it's very hard. This one's called The Main Event is the Narrative by minimum sky 2305 monday morning monday money monday kicking the nuts like a hard cup of coffee good to see you guys quite the fights over the weekend don't just say quite the fights over across the pond there over in england uh the fights did not disappoint let's get right into it so for usc 286 uh clearly the main event is the narrative of the card with leon edwards kamar usman three um the main event is the narrative of the card what does he think the word narrative means yeah and why is he talking like a circus guy step on up it's the big show tonight it's like a combination of a circus guy and a rick and morty character yeah like i i go back to the producer

thing it's like that nobody's doing him any favors nobody seems to be giving him advice you're right like and also there's no song behind it. There's no like, he's trying to be like, what's up? Good to like, when you do the intro to this. Yeah. You got, you give me pointers and we kind of, we think about it sometimes. Sometimes we just go, but most of the time we're thinking about it a little bit. When I watch him, it like reminds me, cause I'm kind of a low energy guy.

It reminds me to like you know okay don't just like slouch into the couch and fall asleep just you know i mean i'm protected but he doesn't it's almost as if he just sits down and records by himself and then edits it himself and just does the whole thing that's what it appears to be even though we know from listening to mark and all those people that talked about the pod and like in clips and stuff that there's like 10 people there or whatever. Yeah. Working on the show. And this is the product they come up with.

It doesn't make sense. Doesn't add up. Don't make sense. Okay. So the main event is the narrative. Apparently this one's called Tom bout. Oh, this is the same exact clip. Yeah.

But posted by a different user. Fantastic nail. Three, nine, four, six., but posted by a different user. Fantastic nail. Three, nine, four, six. Thank you very much. Jackie boy.

Sure. Wales finest Wales with an H. Okay. Not with an a, um, I just, that was obviously the best thing of this week so far. So nice.

Got to play it twice. Yes. Uh, all right. So this next one's called prisons, not a thug fest in any facet. Oh, this one sounds dicey dicey. Yeah.

Posted by LogicalScientist221. It looks like it's a clip from like a short on YouTube or something. And I'm pretty sure this is not a recent episode. I don't know, though, for a fact. Right. Well, let's see what this is about. It's these directors making prison movies because they have this weird gay fantasy. Prison ain't like that, dude.

For sure, there's some gay guys in there and there's the ladyboy stuff, but in general, you don't have to worry about getting fucked all the time. They have this idea like, man, they're going to fuck each other. It's not like that in any facet. There are a lot of guys who give it away. There are gay men in prison.

It's not like this big fuck fest when you walk in. He's like, that's Hollywood making you think like... Well, think about it. He's like, it's not like that. No matter how long I'm in prison, I'm not going to find you more attractive. It's not like that. Hold him down. Prison's not like that it's not like how I'm in prison. I'm not going to find you more attractive. It's not like, hold him down.

Prison's not like that. And everyone's busting nuts and butts. What? What is this selling? Is this a promo clip for the show? I, oh, did they cut this up? And then somebody made that. Right, right, right.

The notes. Yeah. That looks like something you'd see on TikTok. That can't be the, maybe the social media manager was like, this is perfect, man. This is what people want to hear about. And that's just, you know, that shows how good the show is. Let me, I'm going to look right now for the T-Fat K shorts right now.

I'm pretty sure this is going to pop up. I don't know why you'd think, because maybe it's because most of the show, they're talking about how well they're doing and how they can do better and toehold and all that stuff and on it so that their producer found like one thing well you know this prison rape stuff it's not you know them shilling their you know promo codes let's pull this people want to hear about whether a prison is has gay sex dude honestly this this is in the same style they do their shorts

with. Okay. But I don't see the short up there. So I don't know if they were like, what the fuck? Why'd you make this a clip, Doug? And then took it down. You know? As could be possible. Do you want to hear them talk about this more? No, not really. Yeah. Now that I, you know,

because I constantly question on the show. Yeah. There are a number of stuff. This is actually worse than that. I don't want to. Yeah. You guys think that I, you know, cause I constantly questioned on the show. Yeah. There are numbers stuff. This is actually worse than that. I don't want to. Yeah. You guys think that prison's gay. Yeah. Actually people don't fuck each other in the butt in prison.

It's no. All right. What do we got today? Chin? Not everyone in prison is gay. Yeah. I mean, you know, and then they just go, they just keep going. I'd rather hear about how good it is at the store right now.

Yeah. I want to hear about your audio numbers versus your YouTube numbers, dude. I want to hear about sink pissing. Yeah. That's what I want. I'm redicty. Redicty. I can't, like, not do it after you do it.

I know. Yeah. Well, people hate on us all the time for doing constant bits seven days a week. Listen, if you don't like bits, you've turned into the wrong station station papa let's get some bits baby let's get some birds this one's posted by toronto rapture it's called heard it both ways b let's see what this is about i guess uh although that's what you call a little bit gay right if i catch you doing that i'm like hey come over man yeah i mean i can see you doing that. I mean, well, here's the thing.

You've done that. Yeah. They're making fun of that other guy. I don't even know who that is. I don't know. Why is it called Her to Both Ways B? I don't know. I'm not going to laugh at that guy. We discussed the podcast here, Bapa. I'd be making fun of Brian or Brendan. is it called heard of both ways b i don't know i'm not gonna laugh at that guy you know we we

discussed the podcast here papa yeah yeah i'd be making fun of brian or or brendan that poor guy with a weird laugh i have a feeling this one is uh along the same lines as that last one so we'll see what's up with right here posted by also toronto rapture again it's called beast of a homophobe b let's see last night i was alone in my in my house watching i can show you my i can show you my youtube history search history i was watching male strippers dance why oh because you wanted to learn the dance stuff you you're in movement you're not aroused by it no i would never be aroused by it no all jokes aside you're not aroused by it. No, I would never be aroused by it. No, all jokes aside, you're right.

Can you imagine if I kicked you off the show? I would never, dude. Fine, dude. That's hot. Who's that girl kissing? What? Well, you know what it is? They're going back to their core shit. You know, like homophobia.

Well, that and also how funny it is if one of them was actually gay oh right you know right yeah brian's like i don't like that but you know oh do i and then yeah and then of course it's what's really funny is uh the idea that you would fire someone for being gay that's hilarious right yeah that's good stuff right there papa everyone laughs at the idea of someone being fired purely for being gay yeah that's good stuff right there papa everyone laughs at the idea of someone being fired purely for being gay yeah that's not redacted that's the uh that if you looked up redacted in the dictionary that's what you'd see there job saying that or doing that well it looks like toronto rapture is on a roll here so let's just keep rolling with them it's called pawling

the trigger what's this one about dude think about pulling the trigger on this saltwater tank for my birthday. So it's called a Red Sea tank, saltwater. Do you see that? I sent you some. Yeah. That tank. Whose tank was that? That was in a school.

It was a homeschool. And this very wealthy man is creating these homeschools everywhere. And he puts a fish tank in there. Now, how big was that fish tank? What would that run you? That's when you sent me that. In a bookcase. It's in a bookcase.

Yeah. The custom tank, the filter. There's a whole room downstairs. Yeah, I know. But I don't know. What do you think? Part of me feels like Brendan's so terrified of saying something stupid. He's like, Oh yeah,

it's a bookcase, right? Okay. It's a bookcase. We're good. We're good. It could be it. I'd be like that.

If I were him, all the stuff that he gets made fun of for, I was thinking like, if, if I gave you a fish tank, it'd be balls deep. Wouldn't you? I'm a,

I'm an oil man. I'm a fish man. And I'm balls deep in fish. I can give you all types of fish. I can give you flower horn. I can give you guppy. He has like fish pants. That looks like, what is that?

Monday, start the diet Monday or whatever. Oh, yeah. That's for sure. Diet starts Monday. Yeah, diet starts Monday. There is a waiting for Godot aspect to them, you know? Two guys, they're always in the same spot. They have nothing left to talk about.

Wait till you see the next couple of clips, dude. I'm worried that that's us too for some strange reason it's just fish numbers and homophobia dude just like a constant cycle of that right right but it's growing they get new topics but then they just you know talk about the same thing over and over again 100 grand oh no 50, no. 50 grand? Well, way more. What? Way more. More than 100 grand? Yeah, yeah. What?

Yeah. That's like the tank you showed me, like the tank off of, that show tanks. Yeah. I mean, I don't know, 500 grand? What are you talking about? Yeah.

What? They said there's a whole room downstairs that needs... Oh, yeah. All the filters, the sump tank, all that shit. Something that big is that expensive? Ross has one nowhere near that size, but it's like a circular. So, you know, so the fish can swim like this.

700 grand. Oh, my God. This is like if MTV Cribs was ridiculous. Rick Ross has a fish tank. Also, I heard that Beyonce has a fish tank. He just starts naming off people. The guy that does that song, what's his name?

Miley Cyrus's husband, son. Billy Ray Cyrus? No, but he goes, you remember he was like, he's dating Miley Cyrus's daughter or whatever. He's like, they have a big fish tank. This is like $5 million or something like that. He got it from Wales with an H.

Oh, Jesus Christ. This next one is called, can this podcast die already? It's posted by- It's about us? from Wales with an H. Oh, Jesus Christ. This next one is called, Can This Podcast Die Already? It's posted by- It's about us. It's posted by Toronto Rapture. Let's see what this is about, dude. This is depressing.

They all cut their teeth on the New York stage, and they were monsters. Especially back then. Monsters. You'd see this, so you'd be like, holy fuck. And Scarlett Johansson in person?

Whoa. Boner alert. Boner alert. Boner alert. Did you say that in the theater? Murderers, dude. Murderers row. And also like, of course,

you definitely want to say boner alert when you're married. Of course. That's good. I'm sure his wife loves that. She's never seen the podcast, probably. Yeah. She doesn't speak English, probably, dude. Yeah. She doesn't even speak English. that. She's never seen the podcast, probably. Yeah. She doesn't speak English, probably, dude.

Yeah, she doesn't even speak English. Yeah, she's messing with his fuck, dog. Boner alert! Yeah, everyone had to ask her. I think she watched on TV and went, they're at home. They didn't get it the first time. Will they say it again?

Let's see. Boner alert! Now it's funny. now it's legitimately funny if they kept going there would be no difference between this and one of those like um scott ackerman what's his show the scott ackerman show uh comedy bang bang this would be like a comedy bang bang Be good. Let's see. Boner. And so they kicked me out. But I did see about 20 minutes of it. Nah, it's... I like how they added the chair squeaking. Just guys being dudes talking about boner.

It's really interesting. Like Jordan Peterson says, If you want the dog to continue coming, hit it hard. I'm worried about Brendan Shaw he exhibits all the characteristics of somebody with low brain activity boner alert

boner alert it would be cool to see Jordan Petershaw on T-Fat K I'm sure there would be plenty to see Jordan Peterson on T fat K. That'd be great. Yeah. I'm sure there'd be plenty of great clips and I'd be below him, but yeah. Yeah. You know,

there's this whole talk about if Brian leaves T fat K, which I'm sorry. Now I'm like, Bob, I'm interrupting you. And I apologize with Jordan Peterson. Is that what? No,

I'm not. That's not what I was saying. What were you going to say? I'm sorry. No, that if they were to get rid of Brian Callen, right. Or Brian Callen goes right wing, fucking grifting. Right, right, right. saying what were you gonna say i'm sorry no that uh if they were to get rid of brian callan right or brian callan goes right wing fucking grifting right right right and then it's just brendan

dressing in a suit every episode and having an intellectual like lex friedman conversation with somebody brendan talking to really smart people would might be funny yeah you know then see how they relate to him but i like your idea a lot more if if Jordan Peterson replaces Brian Cowan. As a co-host. Yeah. If Brian gets myocarditis. Myocarditis. Blah, blah, blah. Myocarditis.

Oh, my God. Chop's taking over my body. Boner alert. Boner alert. I'm addicted. Myocarditis. I can say it. Oh, my God. I'm addicted. Myocarditis. I can say it. Oh my God.

I'm addicted. Can't talk. That's my favorite thing of Chang's all time now. I think that's number one. It was really funny. I mean, yeah, I liked it. The salute? Yeah.

At first I was like, ah, but now I'm like, I watched it again. I'm like, that's actually really funny to say all the time. Oh yeah. Oh really dude? I thought about it. Now I'm just going to bet on myself. I'm ridiculous. All right.

So trouble in paradise CB posted by Toronto rapture. Let's see. Hey, real quick. What'd you get me for my birthday? Hey, real quick. Hey, real quick. Look at us. Look at us.

Look at that old fuck. I look like Satan. What? You us look at that old fuck i look like satan what you do look old there yeah you think you look like satan and sugar doesn't there that's pretty funny i when i first watched this clip i thought that was pretty funny what that sugar shane o'malley looks like satan oh i didn't even realize it was him yeah yeah it's kind of like he's dressed up like Satan and Brian's like, I look like Satan. Yeah.

Brian just only sees himself. Yep. You know, a broken clock's right twice a day, right? Yeah. I was going to say, I love shows. Boater alert.

Shops. Um, yeah, I hope you're, would you give me for my B day though? Oh dude, it's your birthday. I got three more Chicago Chicago Cubs jackets.

40. Sorry, I just think it's so ridiculous he does this. He's got to know he's going to get made fun of for this jacket he wears anyways. It's not even the Cubs lyric. It's not even the Cubs logo. Yeah. It looks totally different. It has pink in it.

I don't know. I think black is a very safe color to go with. So I don't think people are going to, I mean, but I'm not a fashion. People probably roast me for what I wear. Yeah, we could get roasted for what we wear. But he goes into the shop and he's like, give me the one that has no similarity to the actual logo. Crazy stuff.

I'll match it with my hat and shoes. I'm almost 40. Do you think that, I don't want to go too far into this, but like, do you think he dresses himself or do you think his wife dresses him? I don't know. I feel like it could be the wife that does it,

but I think it's unlike, I'm going to give Bapa the credit here because he has his favorite shoe, remember? Oh, you're right. I feel like he does have like a fashion ego where he's like, I did this. I think he's a, he thinks he's like a big fashion guy.

Yeah. You know, he wears the tight jeans and all that stuff. He looks like a moron. Yeah. In my opinion. Yeah. You know,

to each his own. I think I'm in the majority when the, with the, yeah, I thought, yeah, I am a redig deed. Oops.

Oops. Let's go. Ready? I know the big four zero, but I've known you since you were 26. Yeah. I am a redigdeed. Oops. Oops. Let's go. Ready? I know. The big 4-0, Bubba. 4-0. I've known you since you were 26. Yeah.

Wow. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Can you see when the ultimate fighter with Shane Carwin in Big Country was? Season 14. Season 14. That new season should start pretty soon here.

Shout out to Shane Carwin. December 3rd, 2011. Yeah, hold on. But I met you in 2010. Well, that's when it... So hold on. Yeah, because December 3rd, 2011, that's when it aired. I met you in 2007.

Wait, are you sure? Maybe 26. Season 14 says Bisping Miller. Oh, weird. He doesn't even know which one he was in. Of course he doesn't. I mean, weird. He doesn't even know which one he was in. Of course he doesn't. I mean, of course he doesn't. I mean, credit to Chin, dude, that he really trusts Papa,

even though he should know better, you know? Right. Why don't they edit it out? It's embarrassing for him to get it wrong like that. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know.

Beast of an editor, dude. I'll just do heavyweights. No, don't do that. It wasn't his first one I'm talking about. I've been Shane Carwin. The timer starts now. How long will it take for them to find out what season Brendan was on? The show himself he was on.

2012, dude. That's 2012. Well, it aired September. I know. But they filmed 2011. Yeah, or maybe 2011 so I met you in 2011

damn dude that's nuts 2012 it says September 2012 yeah that's when I feel bad for the listeners that enjoy

this podcast because parts like this must be like bro how do I know this and you don't you know what I mean yeah I mean that's a lot of podcast stuff

though they're like what is this because they're talking live and then the person listening I've been that guy who's do I know this? And you don't, you know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, that's a lot of podcast stuff though. They're like, what is this? Cause they're talking live. And then the person listening, I've been that guy who's like, I know, and I wish I could call in and tell you. Oh, but that's like factual stuff where it's like, oh, what's that leader France's name kind of thing. Yeah. This is like his career.

It's his own life. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't imagine that you were on TV and you forgot when you were on TV. Almost as like, he's that successful. He's like, ah, just another one of my TV shows I was on. I've been in a lot of stuff. You know, I told Uzi Vert he was a big bitch.

He dressed like a fool. So I did that. That's why I got fired from the Oscars. Light him up. I light him up, B. Yeah. I'm redicteed. Redicteed.

All right, he was in. Yeah. No, that was way before that. Yeah, way before. So that was, well, yeah. That's so nuts. I need a car. My car is the one that brought me in there.

There it goes. Yeah. That's that one, dude. Very depressing clip there, huh? Oh, yeah. Thank him. Yeah. Let's see what else we got here we got one more clip not we're trying to

stay away from a lot of other stuff in chang's this week we discussed as we said earlier we discussed the podcast yeah and this one is uh kind of annoying but uh you laughed very hard when i first played it so let's see what this is about it's called back to basics the word law posted by thunder lips 187 oregon america's largest injury law firm read law firm read law firm yeah but how many lawyers all you have to do is dial pound law or go to for the people.com slash fighter that's dial pound law or for the people.com slash fighter that's dial pound law or for the people.com slash fighter that's dial pound law or for the people.com slash fighter it's dial pound law or for the people.com slash fighter this is a paid advertisement this is a

paid advertisement it's like hey yeah um i threw my back out at work and i dropped my phone and it just started playing this awful podcast which had your ad on. And I'm in a lot of pain and no way, no, I guess the promo code is redacted. So there's a promo code for a law firm. Probably not. I heard about it on the Fighter and the Kid podcast and I accidentally cut off my finger. The pain was lesser than watching these two redacts,

but I need help. So can you sue my boss? Can you sue the guy that hit me, hit my car? What kind of law firm would advertise on the fighter and the kid? That makes no sense. I don't know. I guess it's just, they probably do whatever most successful podcasts in their area.

They probably heard dicey dicey and they're like, Oh, we, this is our audience. Call Jacob. When things get dicey, that's what they should say. Things get dicey, got hit by a car called Jacob. That would be funny if Mark Harley is like,

oh, they got a promo code for a law firm, dude. Oh, okay. Dicey Dicey. Dicey Dicey. Oh, man. Well, that's all the clips we have. We discussed the podcast here, B. Bye.