10 Minutes of Schaub - THE RETURN OF BGL! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #115

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

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but um that's not why they're here they're not here for that no no no they're here to watch 10 minutes of shot. Start the timer. Play the chain clip. Also, we have Mark Harley. Did you say you have a huge guest?

Yeah, you're right. Oh, shit, dude. I don't know what that sound effect was, but I like that it didn't make any sense. You don't know about our hawk thing? We're hawks, daddy. Oh, yeah. No, I was like, that sounds like a bird.

Yeah. So Callan had this bit that he did where he's like talking about his son and he tells his son, always be a hawk, never a duck. And it doesn't make any sense. So our fans are hawks and people that drone on us are ducks.

Quack, quack. I like that because the biggest thing is I remember I edited this clip for Brendan, a T-Fat K clip. And for a while I was editing their reels and I did it in this style where it was like zooming in weird cuts and kind of like, you know that awkward style of editing where it's like it zooms in on the reaction. It'll be on their mouth. Yeah. Especially when they'll repeat the Brendan like and, and, and. And I'll be like uh, uh, uh.

And they hated it. it'll be on their mouth. Yeah. Like, especially when they like, they'll repeat the random, like, and, and, and, and I'll be like, uh, uh, uh, like, I may hated it. Right. Because I was like, oh, you guys hate it. But he like, didn't even tell me directly. He like told like the creative director,

he's like, these fucking suck. I'm like, first of all, no, they don't. They're objectively hilarious. Like in my,

and I stand by this, you know, fucking I'll, you know, put them up somewhere. You can see it, but it was, it was,

they were arguing about like Dustin, uh, no, no Islam Makachev versus Alex Volkanovsky. And, um, I remember at some point they're like, you know, if somebody's got to get hit him with different languages, somebody's giving him a tie, you know, you hit him with the fucking, with the BJJ. And, and they were making analogies to like, they're like, you know, you fucking, someone's playing this stupid flute. You hit him with the bassoon. And they're sort of, they're doing the same thing,

like, you know, never be a bassoon, be a flute. And anyway, yeah, like I realized they didn't like it the way that I edited a few clips like this and it like took me extra time and I was like,

this is funny. And again, you're losing followers every day. So I'm just throwing shit at the wall of like, maybe we can engage people more. I used to talk to the people, was like,

I used to talk to the people in the comments like I used to talk to the people in the comments, like I was on the Reddit, you know, so that's your narrative. And it got way more engagement than the bread. So you got to stop this. I'm like, Oh yes,

God forbid people would comment more. But I realized I hated it because it was making fun of them. Yeah. That's a good reveal because that means that you were revealing on the podcast that Mark is minimum sky. He's one of the guys on Reddit that does that same were revealing on the podcast that Mark is Minimum Sky. Wait, who's Minimum Sky? He's one of the guys on Reddit that does that same thing. He like zooms in.

Mostly with the hands. Oh, okay, yeah. Yeah, it's not like an unprecedented style of editing, but I like when it's like you just zoom in on weird things. I'm like, oh, I'm going to try that. It was really fun. And then you're like, you're super proud of something. And someone's like, that sucks.

I'm like, you only think that because you're an idiot. It's like it shows some self-awareness and they don't want that right no they're like I don't want to be the butt of the joke we're clearly

extremely funny and everything is going great and the numbers are all going in the right direction we don't need anything else so there's always stuff where I'm like hey what if we tried

not doing this shitty part of the show well you're a bassoon and they're flutes two flutes it really is two blockbuster flutes you know they'd have to explain comedy're a bassoon and they're flutes. Yeah. It really is. You know, they'd have to explain comedy.

There's this clip where they're like, that Andrew Tate joke about a kid is not funny. I'm like, please explain comedy to me. Yeah. They'd rather have clips of them wrestling, dude. I know. They do this every six months. They start wrestling. Yeah. He like tackles poor Brian.

Yeah, it's amazing. Pins him down, slaps his butt. I know. It's like, yeah, what do I? Well, last time you were on, we didn't really get a chance to watch clips with you, but we brought you back today. We want to start watching clips with you. Yeah.

It is fun. Yeah? Well, you know, it's like, I try not to watch clips. Some people will send some shit to me. Like during the thousandth episode, I don't know if you guys covered this, but it was like, you know, of course, anytime I mentioned episode, I don't know if you guys covered this, but it was like, you know, of course, anytime I mention Brendan, I'll say his fucking name. I'll talk directly, but he had

this whole, somebody, like, people are saying to me, why would you send me this? They're talking about you. And Brendan's like, oh, man, 2000 fucking 22 is so weird. I didn't have anything to do with the Bobby Lee thing. It was all Brian's fault. I don't know if you guys saw this, but I'm like, the whole episode, because his new, like, you know, fuck buddy

co-host, Shannaz, or whatever, is, like, a lot of the people are asking, like, what's up with Bobby Lee now? And you're just like, I feel bad because knowing, like, I'm in that room and knowing how much Brendan didn't want to answer that question. But do you guys remember how he, if you watch this, he completely deflected.

Yeah, he's like, I don't even know Bobby. He's like, Bobby, I'm never friends with him. I don't know who he is. It's like, I don't even know Bobby. He's like, I'm never friends with him. I don't know who he is. Brian obviously totally harassed him. And I'm like, knowing the actual inside story of like, no, you hired fake hackers who told you that Bobby Lee was running the subreddit and you called me up and I was like, maybe sit on that information rather than doing anything about it.

And then like two hours later, you're like, pretending the LA Times is running some fake story onby lee while he's at dinner to make him panic and call you back and then you ambushed him with i'm like this was all you do like sorry but then but can i be honest with you yeah i swear to god when this is all happening i thought you were like the mike baker dude like you were his cia insider dude yeah it's funny because you would assume that but i'm like and anybody calling me a handler, I'm like, do you think Brendan

would listen to me on anything? He's the most arrogant fucking person. He doesn't, he would never, no, it's a convenient scapegoat to be like, oh, there are people,

I'm like, you don't listen to anybody. You like, you will come to people with an idea and you want to hear yes, but you know, I've never,

he's never come to me with this, like, should I do A or B? And I'm like, you should definitely do B. And the only times when I did say like he came to this Bobby thing

and I'm going like you're out of your mind you don't know how Reddit works so I just go yeah I mean I would just maybe don't say anything

right now because it doesn't really make it like if that is true that Bobby Lee is secretly harassing you on Reddit like for no reason

yeah when you say it out loud it makes no sense yeah if it is true but that Bobby Lee controls a 100,000-person subreddit but also doesn't own a computer and plays video games all day. Okay, but the server was Tiger Belly. How do you explain that? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, definitely.

There's email confirmation and two-factor authentication. Two-factor authentication with them. Two-factor. Like, it's like you literally, you can put fucking, you know, isuckcocks at fucking tfatk.com

and be like, that's Brendan's email. Clearly. He's getting shit. Yeah. He comes to you with A and B, like, should I do A or B

and both A and B are bad? Right. You should do Z. I always tell him, I'm like, you, you're, the past few years for you, that I experienced at least, it was like the Choose Z. I always tell them, I'm like, you, you're, the past few years for you,

that I experienced at least, it was like the choose your own adventure book where like, you're like, I'm going to do the absolute dumbest thing possible. It's like,

should I go pick up those gold coins or stick my hand in a wood chipper? You know? But it was funny because he, he, that's just one example of he's blaming Brian

but then he was like, oh man, I had some really terrible people around me giving me really bad advice like, and I did, I'm like, he's talking about me, but, but using terms like, oh, I had a business manager. I'm like, I know all the people who are your managers. Like you don't think any of them are bad people. They still work for you. And you're all, you're like Mark, Mark Harley, business manager, but also who didn't work for you really, who is a part-time employee. So let's get into these clips, dude.

So if you guys haven't seen Elephant Graveyard, friend of the channel. Yeah, great guy. Great guy. I haven't yet to meet him. Great guy, never met him. Yeah. He made a video making fun of me once, so he's a terrible person. One of the worst editors I've ever seen.

Nobody likes him. I heard he's a terrible guy. Bad guy. Communist elephant graveyard. Radical left-wing editor. Why is he putting elephants in graveyards? So this one's posted by Elephant Graveyard, but it's reposted by Fox News Dad.

It's called Elephant Graveyard Absolutely Gadoosh Toh Bapa, one of the 250 with his latest videos. Thank him. So let's just see what this is about here, dude. Now something starts to happen that, and I can't believe I'm even saying this, but Joe actually goes full Brendan Schaub with this wonderful Chinese voice he does here. Oh, look, there's Harry. Mr. Schaub, I'm doing up your lip.

You need many, many stitches. This would be worth paying your life. But all these big criticisms about our infrastructure. Well, that is rough. But at least he's not straight up copying Brendan's jokes, right? My life would be so much easier if I just did shit. It's so tiny, dude. I wish I was gay.

It looks way easier. We'd like play video games all day. We'd work out. At night, we'd fuck each other. Is there any chance that you fucked Brendan at night by chance? You know what's funny? Okay. So many people would be like, I always like read these comments where it's like,

Brendan and Mark were definitely fucking. I'm like, does Brendan look like my type, dude? Like, wouldn't I fuck a dude who's in shape? No, I'm like does Brendan look like my type dude like wouldn't I fuck a dude who's in shape if anything but also that's a joke but like also I can't convey to you how much Brendan is physically cold to the people around him

like I've had guys where I'm like your desire to touch me makes me uncomfortable like where I'm like you're always hugging and rubbing me. I've never hugged Brendan Schaub. He does this to me. Okay. Like when we were best friends, I would get a dap. That's all.

That's the most you would do. Yeah. And then we'd fuck each other. I have a question. Have you ever met Jamal? Who's Jamal? Jamal's the barber that cuts hair. Oh, no.

He's Asian. He's another Asian guy. I know the the barber that... Oh, no. He's Asian. He's another Asian guy. I know the doctor, Craig Sue. Wait, wait, wait. Do they say he's... That's from the first special, right? Yeah, the first one. They say he's like an Asian guy named Jamal.

Shut the fuck up. You haven't met Greg either, right? Greg Sue? No. The UFC doctor? He's the guy that... Oh, but... But what's been your life?

No, I saw the clip, though, because after I stopped working for Brendan, because a lot of the stuff I'm like... When I was working for him, it's like, the stuff I'm like, when I was working for him, it's like, well, clearly the Reddit is coming after me for nothing. When I just first appeared and started talking about steroids on T5K,

they're like, this fucking ugly piece of shit loser. I'm like, whoa, I haven't done anything to you. So your hatred for Brendan must be rational. So I never really did a deep dive. Then I saw that documentary that guy did. What's his name? Like he did a long one where he breaks down like- Oh, Baze Frequency?

Yeah, Baze Frequency. And I remember the Asian clip and I was like, oh my God. Because I think, you know, one of my philosophies is like, you can push the boundaries of racial comedy if it's from your individual observation. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like I used to drive Uber and I remember like I feel comfortable saying,

the only people who FaceTimed without headphones were black people. And I'm like, I don't feel racist because that's just what I observed. And you'll talk to a black person like, yep. So I'm like, do whatever racial humor you want. But if you're taking a guy who speaks better English than you and assigning a stereotypical Chinese accent to him, I'm like, something does feel wrong

about that. Yeah, fair criticism. And everyone would be like, ooh, that's just like, it's like a low blow to reduce this guy to like, oh, I know speak English. But he speaks like this. He's like, hello, doctor. Would you like a take my fade? Right. If you heard him on the phone, you're like, this guy just has a really nice, deep voice.

All right, let's see the rest of this. That was only guys. No one can get pregnant. That is a low that is so low where I never expected Joe to go. Stealing from Brendan Schaub. My God, if that is not a good career, then I don't know what is. Brendan Schaub quit comedy after releasing that special, and it only stands to reason that if Joe is stealing from it,

then he ought to do the same. Classic. Yeah. But the Elephant Graveyard got a lot of reviews. Got a lot of reviews on Chang's. Lots of reviews. I've never met him, but it's a great video. Yeah, I saw somebody post today that it was like,

this is his fucking masterpiece. So I've been meaning to watch it. I great video yeah I saw somebody post today that it was like this is his fucking masterpiece so I've been meaning to watch it I do think he's super talented as an editor yeah and I will say this though about the like when people are ripping on Rogan's special I haven't watched it but

I know for a fact this is what's going on in Brendan's head. He's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, see? Because he has a rivalry with Joe. You guys may not know this, but like Brendan behind the scenes, like because Joe has been critical of him in private about his standup. You know, and again, I believe that joe's one of the few people out there like he may be like as reported by a lot of people he can verge on kind of being a dick you know and i but it's like i i've known many people like them where it's like

he's kind of a leader and an alpha like say what you will but it's like he has this energy of like he's aggressive you know what i mean and it'll kind of like you know andy dick talks about how they'd be on the set of fucking news radio and he's like. You know what I mean? And it'll kind of like, you know, Andy Dick talks about how they'd be on the set of fucking news radio and he's like, shut the fuck up.

Like, it's like, well, yeah, you're coming to set high and you're fucking missing your lines. Like,

he snapped on you, right? Yeah. Right. Joe has had conversations with Brendan where he's like, dude,

you need to fucking, like, this special is a disaster. You know, whatever. Like, he was critical of Gringo Papi. Interesting.

And Brendan held on to that. You know brendan like acts like oh whatever i don't give a shit but there are people he can ignore all the comments but there's certain people in his life that he obviously can't yeah ignore and um he kind of like because he's trying to push back against it too and he's like because, cause I think at first he's like, oh yeah, like he, he may have might've pretended to watch it, you know? He's like, you know,

he sent it to, why do you send a special to people that's already done? You know? And it's like, it's like, did you like it? Like, you're not going like,

come watch my hour and give me notes. You're like, here's what I'm about to put out. It's like, cool. Start over. Don't put it out. Yeah,

exactly. Literally. That's the only advice you can give is like, you know, start over, lose 30 pounds, do better jokes, shave your beard, doing standup. Yeah, exactly. Literally, that's the only advice you can give is like, you know, start over. Change the title. Lose 30 pounds. Do better jokes. Shave your beard.

Stop doing stand-up. Yeah, don't have a paper mache cut out in the back. Make it an hour. It's like Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers, right? Joe Rogan is Brett Favre. His job is Aaron Rodgers. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I think, you know, that's an insult to Aaron Rodgers. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think, you know, that's an insult to Aaron Rodgers, but, you know, but there, so what I'm saying is there is legitimately from what I know about Joe, he does like helping people

and I think he comes at Brendan in a potentially very harsh way to his ears because Brendan is sensitive to criticism.

Yeah. But he's trying to be like, I'm the only fucking, because you surround yourself with yes men or you won't listen to other people criticizing you. Are you like, I'm the only fucking person, because you surround yourself with yes men, or you won't listen to other people criticizing you. You're like, you've got a fucking problem on your hands.

I can grow Bobby Drop. And all Brendan can fixate on was like, well, you said you liked it before it dropped. And I'm like, the motherfucker didn't watch it, dude. He's doing six three-hour podcasts a day. You know, he didn't have time. And then he sees it. But it's 25 minutes, Joe.

No, I know. He couldn't even do 25 minutes. But why would you? You know what I mean? It's like you watch a minute of it, you're like, yeah, he still sucks at comedy. I honestly think he regressed from his first special. I'm not even joking.

Not just the production value, but like, I'll finish with this. He legitimately had a grudge where he's like, he would kind of try to downplay Rogan's comedy like you know people saw your show and said it was like a ted talk and like that that like helps his ego a lot to think that other people don't like rogan's stand up so like by doing this like brendan would actually watch that video and be like ha told you like yep you're trying to criticize me but you're the one that people don't even like oh my gosh so he's never gonna say that in public yeah no but just know for a fact because i heard

so many times like after rogan dressed him down for you know the gringo poppy in private yeah like i mean it was like a you know a parent lecturing somebody yeah um and it was corroborated by someone else was in the room you know uh that i can't that i can't say And it was corroborated by someone else who was in the room, you know, that I can't, that I can't say who it was. At first, he lied to me about it. He was like,

it was Joanna. It was not Joanna. But he held onto it for months, you know, and would like say snarky things to Joe, like passive aggressively.

You know, he's like, he's like, he put out some, remember the Green Room Diaries? He was like, I write a bit an hour before I go on stage. No, you don't. You work on it all week. I don't know why you feel the need to lie about it. But he's doing these like city specific

like, oh, Charlotte, you guys should have a Muggsy Bogues freaking thing, whatever. He put that out and like Rogan said something positive about it and he couldn't help but be like, oh, should I have asked your permission before that? Like he actually texted that. It's like, bro, like let it go, man. This is Joe Rogan said something positive about it, and he couldn't help but be like, oh, should I have asked your permission before that? He actually texted me that. Oh, my God. It's like, bro, let it go, man.

Damn. This is Joe Rogan. Yeah, it's Joe Rogan, dude. Brandon, can you do me a favor? Yeah. Can you show me your muscles? What are you? What the hell, dude?

I know. I've been working out. What the fuck? You don't see it a lot, but we just do 10 minutes of this show a week, so I have all the rest of that time to work out. And every 10 minutes takes, like, three months to make, honestly. Yeah, yeah. I'm basically Truck Diaries or whatever the fuck it's called.

Toontown. Toontown. D-Fag, dude. Toontown. I forgot that fucking name. I love Toontown so much because it's like this experiment of, like, you know, it's like, I know, I'll do the most expensive thing possible for the least amount of views.

I'll destroy fucking trucks for 5,000 views. What's it called? We're just kidding. That's an outfit and Goonie is still a wimp. So this one's posted by Godzilla19821982. Godzilla! It's called Manual for some reason.

I don't know. There's a lot of posts about manual and they have a lot of upvotes. I don't know. Oh, wait, wait. Is that a reference to, he was,

somebody sent me a picture, a screenshot of him talking shit to Sean Strickland. Cause Sean Strickland was like, you gotta be fucking, what kind of doofus you gotta be? Oh, there it is. Yeah.

He's like, my man, you're the only person to roll a performance truck doing a donut. If anyone needs a self-driving car, it's you. But you can't even drive a manual. You put manual. And you ride a Harley. Did he say Manuel?

Yeah, Manuel. He spelled it wrong. That's awesome. I didn't even notice that. Oh, my God. You know what's funny is, so, because I saw this. I didn't even notice that. Oh my God, carne asada. You know what's funny is, so, because I saw this,

I don't know, I wish I would have seen, Brendan blocked me, so I can't look at his shit. But I told you guys before how when Sean Strickland came to do the food truck diaries, like he was just talking, like now I know him more and it's funny. But at the time,

like I was like caught off guard because he comes up and he's like, what's up, man? What do you do around here? Besides having nuts, besides raisins. I was like, okay. Like first thing you say to me

as I'm like holding the door for you. But he was actually very cool. Like I was like, that's very much Sean Strickland. You know, it's like, it's like you got the Sean Strickland treatment. He's just like, you, this motherfucker,

you're five foot two, motherfucker. You motherfucker, you're 5'2", motherfucker. You know, like he was on the whole time. And part of my job was to be like a liaison. Like when, you know, the fighter isn't doing anything, I get to like bring them into the studio and like talk with them one-on-one. So I had a good conversation with him. Like I do think Sean is a good dude. A lot of contradictions and he's nuts.

He's a rough first impression. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's good doucheable. But knowing that like, you know, he went on to like win the belt and shit after that. And like, I don't know, the whole like, like Renan has his heart on for sandals. It's like, isn't that more badass?

He like rides a Harley and like my outfit with sandals on. I'm like, that's way riskier than fucking having a full getup. But anyway, I forget if I told you this, but he must have cut 20 minutes out of that episode because Sean was roasting the entire fuck out of him. And Mr. I'll light you up had nothing to say. Do you remember? Zero comments.

Do you remember anything he said? Yes, yeah. He goes, he looks at the camera, because he's really good to have this three-camera setup. So it's like, you're talking, talking, there's a camera here, there's a camera there, and then the camera because he's really good to like to have this three camera setup. So it's like you're talking, talking. There's a camera here, there's a camera there. And then the camera in the middle. At least like five times when you're outside of the food trucks you're standing,

he would turn right to the camera and like do like a wrestling promo. So he'd be like, motherfucker, people are soft these days. You know who's a real man? Patrick fucking Swayze. Everyone's a pussy these days. Fucking snowflakes. You need to grab your fucking nutsacks. Put a little hair in your chest.

He'd do these macho, and he'd do it right to the camera. Multiple times, too, because he'd be talking to Brendan, and he's like, that fucking reminds me. People are pussies these days. Fucking what do you want? Communism to win? It was super entertaining, and he kept ripping on Schaub randomly. He's like,

I'm trying to put people to sleep in the octagon. This motherfucker's putting people to sleep in the comedy clubs that's awesome so he was like ripping on his stand-up and like you know he's like when are you gonna fucking quit stand-up bro you suck like shit like that where it's just like now you're like working there yeah and i'm like taking pictures for social media like in the background and you're just kind of like this is so awkward i want to like teleport out of the situation're just kind of like this is so awkward I want to like teleport out of this situation yeah

because just because you can't laugh at it right you know what I mean you're like and you see Brendan like like gritting his teeth like

like fake smiling at him like trying but he had nothing to say in response yeah no comment and later he was like he was talking about

how pissed off he was he was like I was ready to jump over the fucking table and beat his ass and I'm like you know it the fucking table and beat his ass. And I'm like, you know, it's funny because he beat the shit out of Israel Adesanya. So, like, I don't think you at 40 who never trains would, like, really stand a chance against, you know,

like one of the best fucking strikers in the entire UFC right now. But, okay, tell yourself whatever you want. Now I kind of want Sean Strickland on, but I'm worried that he'll make fun of me and you, Giorno. I mean, I'll take it. I'm not going to fight back, dude. I think it's all in good fun. It was just a little drawing because MMA fighters are so respectful normally, and I bet I got to meet so many of them. Cheeto Vera and Alex Volkanovsky and Tim Kennedy.

All these guys are so nice. You know what I mean? There's not a lot of personalities like Sean Strickland, but that is just his mode yeah but when somebody you're like you're like it's like 9 a.m I just showed to work some guys like calling me fucking tiny nuts it's like that's interesting you know yeah so it's like a little bit like it shook me up but then I was like okay he does that you know he just ripped on shop for fucking 20 minutes straight so damn call Cooney uh small teeth well maybe but also I have a hairy chest so

maybe you said you'd like to put hair on your chest. I got that already. Yeah. I think he has real disdain for influencers. That seems to be the target of his hire. He's like, fucking influencers aren't human, and this and that. Like Schaub.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, I could, like, my takeaway from that, you know, where he's, like, preemptively going on his page to fucking shit on him is, like, I think Sean has disdain for him. Yeah. And I think he kind of puts him in this because like Sean's one of these guys where like he has millions of dollars now, you know, after doing like a pay-per-view with fucking what's-his-face, TDP. How does he dress?

He wears Wranglers and fucking Walmart t-shirts. Yeah, that's cool. So this is another post about manual. So I think they're really running away with this. As you can see, it's posted by Slipstream Daddy. It's called What's a Manual? And one has a sombrero. That's Manuel, as you can see here.

This also has Pun Hub at the bottom here. Right. They got the one on the right illegally it's keto bitch keto bitch my well yeah you drop my well fool this is hilarious

how do they think of this that is always amazing how the the crowd sourcing of comedy that the fact hey works is yeah so there's a lot of manual stuff that's what I was asking the crowdsourcing of comedy that the Fat K works is can't be denied. There's a lot of manual stuff. That's what I was asking. I didn't even see that comment though, so I get it now. Somebody said that to me.

I don't know. Is this funny? Because it's like, bro, you didn't have any of that energy when you saw Sean Strickland in person. No. And you're funny. He thinks sandals is the ultimate clapback. And as someone from California,

I'm like, I fucking love me wearing sandals. They're the best. You're never going to be able to tell me I'm gay because I like to let my feet breathe.

There's nothing wrong with sandals, but it's also weird that Brian wears sandals. His co-host wears sandals. Yeah. And I kind of get that because I know he's pushing him

and shit like that, but I kind of get that that it's like hey we're on camera right now. You know what I mean? You're not fucking walking to go get a smoothie. Sandals are grilling him. Time and a place. You know what I mean? Yeah time and a place. He's always pushing him and shit. So I get the disdain but I just refuse to buy into this idea. Now

it's also very East Coast thing too. I remember like my East Coast friends would be like fucking say you're going to have your fucking toes out? You're not wearing Timberlands right now? New York comics. You're friends with New York comics. Right, exactly. So outside of California, when I went to college, fucking everybody had sandals.

Yeah, that makes sense. See, I don't have any problem with sandals. I'll just never wear them. I got bad feet, so that's why. Yeah, he's got hammer toe. You hear about this? Do you? Yeah, the middle toes, I got hammer toe on both of them.

Do you know what that is? No, no. It's your toes curl up, so they're prone to injury. So I've injured them, and they look like they're dead. But I think there's a benefit to wearing sandals, because, like, hey, your fucking feet get tan. Maybe. It probably flattens them out.

I tan my feet. I don't really tan, though. Well, you don't, um, do you ever see like pictures of people who'd ever worn shoes before and their toes are all spread out? Oh yeah. Cause like your toes are kind of supposed to be like that,

but we were like, but see, like, I feel, I think it's more of like a, it's all squished in. Sorry. Gerardo,

you were saying, uh, I feel like, I think it's like a comfort thing to me. I feel comfortable with socks and shoes. And so when I wear sandals, I'm, I feel like naked kind of, you were saying? I feel like, I think it's like a comfort thing to me. I feel comfortable with socks and shoes. And so when I wear sandals, I feel like naked kind of, you know what I mean? Yeah. And also because, for example, I used to, when I was playing football at prestigious D3 Pomona College.

Boom. Boom. When you're in cleats all day and then like after practice, like sandals are the best thing to let your feet air out. That makes sense. Shower and shower sandals are the best thing to let your feet air out that makes sense yeah shower and shower sandals yeah um okay so we got this other manual thing uh it's posted by cruel ambitions it's uh we talk about manual b so uh here's a little clap back from strickland he says b shop we all know you learn to work on a stick on manual or manuel bro i posted it me doing donuts on time and then we'll see. Could you zoom in again? Cause I couldn't read the whole thing. We all,

we all know you learned to work on a stick on man. I like that he picked up on it. Bro post videos of me doing donuts all the time, all the time in a, and we's see what the next one is. Okay, so it's right here. In a standard, you have 30 different Karen models of gravel to mall driving, and you still rolled the truck. I don't even know what that means, but... I'm glad that he clapped back because I was like,

no fucking way Sean's just going to let that bullshit slide. Yeah. Maybe he's saying like you went out and tried to do a donut for the first time in dirt when you could have just went to the mall parking lot. Yeah. Maybe he's saying like you went out and tried to do a donut for the first time in dirt when you could have just went to the mall parking lot. Yeah. You have three different Karen modes of gravel to mall driving. Mall driving. It's just so funny to go out of your way to make fun of Shaw for something that is ridiculous that he does.

Like why does he have such an issue with electric cars? Yeah. And it's a stupid opinion. And so Sean Strickland, it was the last last person you think that would come at him from this angle it's like you know what me too i also think you're stupid yeah no yeah it is funny because um it's also one of these he digs his heels in on stupid things like crocs are terrible yeah yeah you can how do you give that much fucking mental energy to footwear i don't know you know like but but your dumb ass fucking nikes that you have 5 000 pairs of well it's him emulating what comics do comics get annoyed by silly things but he's really bad that's that's a

good point i always tell people i'm like brendan isn't so much a comic because like again you can get really good in the time you know what i? Especially like imagine how long you've been doing comedy. Almost 10 years. Okay. Well, and you feel pretty confident. Yeah, I feel good. Yeah. And I think however long he's been doing it,

what, seven, eight years before he stopped, like not only is that time for a normal civilian who has a job to get good at comedy, but like imagine you're a millionaire and you could like hire a coach and like, you have more time than the average person to focus on it. Like you could, you could condense and accelerate that process.

You know what I mean? Like I remember I, I, I studied standup at the San Francisco comedy college. People always make fun of this when they see it online, but I'm like, it was just a place where you could like learn joke writing. Right.

Yeah. And I was there at the same time Hasan Minhaj was. Okay. And I just remember, I'm like, this dude fucking has got it. As far as like work ethic, he was like,

fuck this class. I want to get on stage. Like he was doing the class, but he's like, I want to get on stage as soon as possible. I'm hitting every open mic. Like he took it upon himself to like, and within a year he's like,

like doing local show. You know what I mean? He was like good enough to be like, oh, you can do 15 minutes of the show. Just cause he like, was like, I'm doing as much as I can. He was like good enough to be like, oh, you can do 15 minutes of the show. Just cause he like, was like, I'm doing as much as I can.

I'm writing every time I get on stage, new jokes. Like, so he really had that hustle in him. And I'm like, I feel like, you know, five years is plenty.

If that's all you're doing and you don't have to have a job and like, and you can literally hire someone to help you write jokes, which he did, you know, he's a stool would mangle them according to fucking Derek. And you never, you never thought you'd see that hustle again until you met shop. Right. I'm going to help you write jokes, which he did. He just still would mangle them, according to fucking Derek and Hassan. You never thought you'd see that hustle again until you met Chop. Right.

Hardest work in the room, B. Sometimes you come into Zoo Culture, do three sets of bench over an hour and 15 minutes, and then bounce. I was like, how do you do it? But literally, I love guys who say shit like that. I'm the hardest work in the room. I'm like, actually, you're the last person in the studio, the first one to leave.

I literally tried counting up his work day one time. I'm like, okay, yes, you technically show up at 9 a.m. on Mondays. Sometimes he would just show up randomly like an hour and a half late because he's getting a rub and tug. Literally, I remember being behind him one time and seeing him pull in. That's a fucking Hawk move right there. Just like, because again, everything's ready to go at nine. All the producers are there.

I'm in the room. And like one time I was like right behind him. I'm like, oh shit. Like he's going to think I'm late because I'm coming in behind him. And I see his car get back on the freeway going in the direction of like the week before. He was like, oh yeah, there's like, my buddy was telling me there's like a really good rub and tug that direction. I'm like, cool. Like I've never been to one, you know, but I like, and then like the next Monday, I was like,

he just, we were pulling in and then like, he just zoomed off in the other direction. Like it was like an impulse thing. And he comes in at like an hour and a half late and doesn't say anything. He was just like, because sometimes he's like, oh yeah, I had to talk to my agent in my car or I had to do this, drop the kids off.

He's like, hey, what's up everybody? It's like, yeah, no big deal. We've just been waiting for 90 minutes for you to show up and you didn't text me. But in other words, he would do that and T-Fat Cam Mondays, but he'd leave at like, you know, 1.32. Then the rest of the days I could come in for an hour or two on, you know, for King of the Sting on Tuesday. Wednesday, only T-Fat Case, like, maxed out.

I'm like, you put in an eight-hour work week in the studio. But you're like, hardest work for the room. I'm like, sorry, all you do is show up and talk. You don't even do pre-production. Like, you know, the producer for King and the Sting, Slash the Golden Hour, Nick, he's really good at his job. Like, you know, he literally just has to show up, but he has this narrative of, like, hardest work in the room. Are you, though he's, he doesn't like all the, so it's like, he literally just has to show up, but he has this narrative of like, hardest work in the room.

Are you though? In what way? By the way, Brandon, I'm going to start showing up an hour and a half late. Yeah. I heard about a Rubin tug. I did not mention it. That was the funny part. He was like, Hey, what's up guys?

It's like, Hey, am I allowed to ask you where you've been? Okay. So this one's posted by Confidence Search 8648. It's called Former Professional Comedian Watches Videos of People Falling Over. Warning, redacted. Let's see here. He needs to touch people.

Yeah, he needs to do this. Oh, that's the bitch who fell in the grave. He's laughing. I mean, that is a funny clip. He's laughing like a fucking. Yeah. Sorry. Like a redact.

He's laughing like he's got his favorite shoe out. It's got a drink in it. He just took a big swig. But I love. Don't you love the, and also, I mean, it's so well established that Chris hates being touched. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? It's like his biggest pet peeve, and he has to do this over and over again.

And so I say, like, Brendan's cold physically, except for the guys who he, like, wants to be, like Chris D'Elia. That's funny. He wants to be D'Elia. No, he does. Like, he really does. He, like be like Chris D'Elia that's funny he wants to be D'Elia no he does like he really does I believe you so do I he wants that teen pussy I think she is

couldn't have cut to two better people that one bro that's the best of all time that's a pretty fucking good one don't ever gonna beat that that's the best of all time That's a pretty fucking good one That would be kind of a funny show Just to show him clips and have him react like a child Like a child's toy I mean I think that would do better than what he's doing now

Charlie bit his finger Yeah they should show him Charlie bit his finger. That might be too, like, highbrow. It's all like 2006 YouTube videos. Why isn't no one talking about this? That's about kabobity. You have to lock it. Is the whole point of the golden hour now just to have brendan like i know i mean that's like a jail

sentence or something like it feels like that yeah because anytime i see a clip from it it's just like chris like i can't believe i have to fucking yeah like exercise patience you know yeah and he's one of the only people who like speaks truthfully to brendan where he like calls him out on like what did you just say like what was that you know but he does like he's one of the only people who like speaks truthfully to Brendan where he like calls him out on like, what did you just say? Like, what was that? You know, but he does, he's actually given how vicious Chris can be, like, you know, in comedic situations. Like, to me, he's exercising a lot of patience with Brendan, but it's still, he's like, don't, why are you touching me? Like he does these things where it's like, Brendan, like we've been over this.

We just reviewed his special on, uh, on Patreon. So it's, I was doing this bit where it's like, uh, I want to see Chris one day. Oh dude, you almost were a movie star. What, what happened? Oh yeah. I forgot. Wait, were you saying that to him? Yeah.

I mean, I wouldn't do it. That's fine. I'm not that ballsy dude, but yeah, but uh, yeah, it's just sucks. It's like, uh, maybe, maybe he gets maybe he gets some sort of streams of revenue one day so he doesn't need to do this podcast anymore and then he kind of Theo's out. You know what I mean? Yeah, I feel like he doesn't. I don't know.

Because his stand-up's doing – you know what I mean? It's like anytime I see clips, it's like clearly – it's hard to cancel a stand-up comedian because it's like, will the venue have me? Yeah. Will people show up and buy tickets like i do think he has a lot of money but he just like chris seems like the kind of guy where it's like i show up once a week get fucking you know yeah my estimate is like probably

40 g's a month like from the patreon and everything what like i okay i have no idea but it's like to him it's probably just like i put up with brendan's shit for a few hours and like you know i get a few racks like it's hard to say no to but but it's like, to him, it's probably just like, I put up with Brendan's shit for a few hours and, like, you know, I get a few racks. Like, it's hard to say no to, but clearly he's fucking annoyed. Yeah, and you can't quit the golden hour. That's a huge pod, right? Right. But again, I like, I've always said, like, Chris is always super nice to me and, like, to me and a lot of, like, my friends that I have in comedy. Like, to me, he has a lot of good reviews from people, like in comedy, like I've, he, to me,

he has a lot of good reviews from people like from like other comics who've met him. So like, I know people talk a lot of shit about it, but like I look at him and I like, I feel sympathy for Chris in this situation because I'm like, Brendan annoys the fuck out of him. Yeah.

Right. Right. Right. Let's see the rest of this. Oh, it's not working. Oh no. It is very safe. If you lock it. Oh, no. What happened? It is very safe if you lock it.

Oh, my God. Come on, bro. No, that guy. Enjoy this personal space. It's so fucked up, the whole thing. Look at his foot. Dude. He's just like, yeah, he's like unnatural.

It's the levels of... He's acting. Right, right. Because, again, he doesn't do that to anyone else. He'd never be laughing with like, you know, again, because people, you're Brendan's gay lover.

I'm like, bro, I wish. I'd expose that shit. Right. I'd send out all his dick pics. This one are phenomenal because the invention is idiotic. You could just, you don't ever need. Is that a, it says Gordo hot chicken.

It's not, it's like, it looks like a Bass Pro Shop. Oh yeah, Gordo's hot chicken. They did a food truck diaries once. Oh, see, we got the expert here. I was there, baby. Those guys are really cool, actually. We have any questions. Yeah, I got the inside here. Yeah, I was there, baby. Those guys are really cool, actually. We have any questions? Yeah.

I got the inside scoop. But what is this? What is laughing like this? It's so performative, right? Yeah, yeah. And I'm also, I'll say this, if I really feel a laugh, I try to, like, not hold it back. You know, like if something strikes you,

and a lot of people have accused me over the years of being awkward, and it's like somebody said something random, and, like, nobody else thinks it's funny and I'm cracking up and I'm like I don't care dude I'm not going to stifle a laugh because nobody else is laughing thank god for you that's what comedians love seriously because I'm like bro this is fucking funny

and people do feel self conscious about laughing sometimes and it's like who fucking cares if you think it's funny laugh this is so like it's like look at me i'm laughing real it seems like low budget anime laugh you know what i mean where his arms are moving

let's see No, he's not going to sell it. But he is allowed to sell it! So just on face value, it's idiotic already, funny. And then the second it caves in, he still has to sell it. And then he's like, now it's locked in place. But he still has to lean in. That's the part. He goes, you know what? I didn't lock it in place. He goes, now it's locked.

And he falls. Best show on earth he I do think like out of everyone I've ever met like in that context

Brendan seems to be like in love with Chris I don't even say that facetiously like he like adores Chris and looks up to him yeah

in a way where like Chris can kind of do no wrong I always said that like Chris could turn to him in the middle of the golden hour and be like you're the most retarded idiotic ugly gay person I've ever met.

And Burnham would be like, oh my God. Oh my God. Chris is like, no, no, I'm dead serious. Please don't ever talk to me again. And he's like, Chris. But he's like so sensitive to criticism to anybody else. And he tried to like one up it. You know, he's like, if it's an employee, you get fired.

If it's somebody else, he's trying to like roast you back. But anything Chris says about him to mock him, he's like, I know, right? Oh my God, I'm such an idiot. I can't even pronounce where you're so funny. Weird. Yeah, dude. But that's what it is. He's sensitive to like social hierarchies.

Yeah. So like if he perceives you as like like you are richer and more famous than me yeah yeah it's like he lives in the medieval ages dude he's like i am brendan yeah so i'm brendan and so like even though he would conceive you would tell people i'm his good friend but it's like he still very much treated me like i'm way beneath him yeah you know what i mean in ways yeah he like, yeah, he'd pretend not to, but then it'd be like, you just, and I'm not the only person. It's just like anybody who's like beneath him.

He just, it's like, get this popper out of my face. That sucks, but it makes sense because he's really stupid. So he probably sees the world like that.

Yeah. It's not even like, it's a, his brain isn't big enough to like treat people differently. You tend to notice, I think legitimately,

like smarter people kind of see it's like, just because somebody is poor or from a different culture or whatever like he you see like actively he has like these kind of backwards views on things where like he's just like disgusted by homeless people you know it kind of has like low-key racist beliefs where it'll simply like he tries to conceal it but but he's like, you know. Oh, we got a lot of racism. Asian people are like this. And you know black people do this.

And it's like, but more like, again, any belief that I have about a race, like I'll fucking say it out loud. Because I'm like, if I observed it, it's fucking true to me. Yeah. But Brendan will kind of like be like quiet. Like, you know, it's like.

We get it. You're racist. Right, no. That's what I'm saying, right? That you get a thing. It's like, bro, I watched that clip recently. I'm like, those words came out of your mouth. Like you had an issue with black commentators.

And you like, you said the best brains. Like for a while, I didn't know what that clip came, the best brains thing. It's like, you're mocking the intelligence of fucking black analysts who all are like experts at MMA. Anyone really. Yeah, anyone. Like, yeah, are you the best

brains for anything motherfucker no 3200 ACT right alright so this one's posted by haphazard it looks like he's doing the minimum sky thing it's called the C clamp is now complete let's see here there's a sign female

at birth she has syndrome it looks like you can be born with a giant reproductive female organs Oh. Let's see here. There's a sign female at birth. She has, so she has Swire syndrome, it looks like. They love doing this. You can be born with a giant reproductive female organs, but have an X-Y chromosome. That's disgusting. His thumb is disgusting, dude. This is Brendan's favorite gesture of all time,

though, to do this. That's your narrative. He'll say that with anything. That's your narrative. And the thing is, it's so, I get so pissed.

Yeah, look at that. It drives me nuts. But I also talk shit about Brian constantly behind his back and how his special wasn't doing well. When I heard that, I'm like, I've heard you 8 million times fucking talk about how Brian isn't that funny and you bristle when he tries to like give you notes on how to be funnier during a podcast

you make fun of his ticket sales and you make fun of his numbers on his latest special but yes it drives you so angry that Brian isn't doing better that's what I rap that can be an intersectional thing it doesn't appear to be that

it's a good song why does it look like no it looks like he's sticking his thumb up like this oh oh let's see she was assigned female at birth and she does and of course they're talking about see this is where it's tough because i heard opposite because the reason i heard opposite and they didn't look into it whatsoever he's going to be slow-mo it sounds like he's drunk you know like trump like Trump electricity he's basically Nikola Tesla

right now oh no it's Comcast and here's the thing it's Comcast it's Comcast I'm a moron what I like is how people always like it's Comcade. And here's the thing. It's Comcade. It's Comcade. I'm a moron. What I like is how people always, like, it's like, if you know the Zaha topic,

and of course, like, you know, if you had to bet a million dollars, are they going to talk about this Amin Khalifi girl on their podcast? Of course they are. Like, they couldn't avoid it. And he's still on there going, well, I heard that. Did you read anything? Where are you getting your news from? Some dude at a bodega?

You know, like I overheard while I was getting a Starbucks. I was like, oh, cool story. Make my frappuccino, asshole. Like you had no curiosity to look into it because like I looked into it. I'm like, yeah. First of all, you have to discredit like she's not trans. She was born a female. There's this rumor out there that it might have been XY chromosomes.

But, you know, then you would look for the source of that and find out maybe that's unsubstantial. You know what I mean? Like, it doesn't take that much research to get a complete grasp on the situation. You know what I mean? Five minutes and you lack the fucking curiosity to be like, to go beyond, I heard this and I'm talking on a podcast about it now without the most basic information. You know how we solve this problem, dude? How? Is before the podcast, he gets the rub and tug.

We've got to make sure that lady knows all about the news. Because it is like, you know, like they'd say with Trump when he was president, like they'd have to like trick him into like studying and shit like this. Yeah, yeah.

And to be fair, I've also heard this about Kamala Harris. Like I don't think Trump is like uniquely like doesn't like briefs. Like Ronald Reagan apparently didn't and Kamala is like notoriously bad at prep. But like that's a funny point because it's like how the fuck do you get someone like this to concentrate? You know, just have to be like, I want a definitive answer. Cut out the middleman. Have Brian give him some rubbing tugs. Brian reads a lot.

He knows how to say Afghanistan, that's for sure. Yeah, I feel like it's just funny. Between the two, I was always like, you know, and I love Brian. He's always been very kind to me. And I also just appreciate like what he gets wrong or not, whether I disagree with him or stuff. He is curious.

You know what I mean? He will go out and actually read something and like be able to admit when he's wrong, et cetera. So like, I, you know, I still keep in touch with Brian and I just, the chasm of curiosity between them is astounding. And Brendan will often like shit on him for like, I remember there was one time he wanted to talk about like,

I just did LSD for the first time and Brendan was like, dude, shut the fuck up. And so I about like, I just did LSD for the first time and Brendan was like, dude, shut the fuck up. And so I'm like, that's fucking interesting. I want to have this conversation. And he was just like,

more. I'm like, dude, you have no curiosity about the fucking, you know, one of the most like, talked about drugs of all time,

you know? No, it's not a truck. He talked about trucks. Exactly, yeah. Trucks, shoes, clothes. Fish cars, kids. Exactly, yeah. Trugs, shoes, clothes.

Fish cars, kids. Fish, yeah. How does the fish thing? I don't really keep up with all this shit. I'm not sitting here watching. I'll occasionally check out shit on the subreddit. Right. But I don't watch full episodes of T-Fat K, obviously,

because Brendan's voice is just now too irritating to me. I think the fish is, the T-ball is cutting into the fish now. Right. Yeah. But it's fun. Like, I don't think I've ever seen someone make things so much a part of their identity. I'm sure this archetype exists. You know what I mean? I'm not saying he's the only one I'm just saying, I've never got to witness it. And then I was also like this whole, you know, T-Fat K that like, make sure you don't miss it and finds all these patterns.

But it's like for like six months, Phish was his entire identity. Yeah. You know? And then it's like, when was the last time he fucking brought it up? Well, a flute's a flute, man. You know?

Yeah. So soon as you don't understand flute. What the fuck, you got to hit him with the bass. Ba-boom. Ba-boom. Ba-boom. Ba-boom.

This is great. Okay. So we got so many more clips left. This is great. Okay, so we got so many more clips left. This is posted by Toxoplasmosis. It's called Africa with a Gold Medal. You guys want to make a guess? He's going to say something bad about Africa. Maybe this is where it starts getting racist. I remember, and you guys remember the clip where he's like,

Chris D'Elia and whoever else was there had to correct him on Africa being a country. He's like, well, it is a country. And they're like, no, it's a continent. There's other countries within Africa. And his example to rebut this, he didn't just go, oh, yeah, you're right. Because it's okay to make a mistake. You go like, oh, sorry, I meant a country.

He dug down on this idea, and he goes, no, it's like the United States of America, but then you have like Minneapolis and Denver it's like those are cities motherfucker like you're not even making the next appropriate analogy which I'd understand if you thought like Africa was like you know the United States of Africa

and fucking Colorado is like Zimbabwe but you're literally like confusing different cities within a country team's fault. It took a good few minutes. I don't know if you remember this clip. They had to break it down like he was a fourth grader.

A dumb fourth grader because every fourth grader knows Africa's not a country. Let's see what this is about then. Probably because MMA's not in the Olympics. I mean, MMA should be in the Olympics 100%. It's also an international sport. Yes. And then people will say,

well, that's because you can have Volkanovski represent Australia because he's a pro. Well, the NBA does it. LeBron's a pro. They're in the Olympics. This is one of the reasons I don't think Dana and a lot of, maybe not the other leagues, but maybe the UFC doesn't push for it because think about it.

Francis would represent Africa. So you could potentially have Francis push Jon Jones and the UFC wouldn't benefit from it. Oh, man. He's still doing the same shit. That is so funny. Fuck, dude. That brought me back in.

Oh, man. No, yeah, because it is funny where it's like, this is like, again, when I mentioned before, like, I'm like, Brendan doesn't listen to people. Like, anytime somebody calls me a handler, I'm like, a handler would imply that you're ceding control to someone else over major decisions.

Brendan can't even listen to somebody explain that Africa is not a country. You know, like, that was broken down to him relatively recently. Yeah, he already forgot that. Like, don't you have these moments where you're like, he was broken down to him relatively recently yeah you know he already forgot that and he and he

like don't you have these moments where you're like he must be trolling us yeah you know what I mean like he must be on some level

and I do think not that this is an example of that but I it's almost like when Chael will say like Makhlchev I don't know if you ever like Chael Sodom

gets names wrong but he knows that people engage with it yeah you know so he'll be like, Islam Maklchev. And he's just kidding. He like doubles down on that

and drives people nuts. But they comment more. Drives me nuts. Drives me nuts. I don't think Brendan's that smart to do that. But like sometimes it almost, like people get things wrong. I have a friend who says,

and he's a smart guy, but he says, rather instead of either. And he goes, you either want brownies or cookies. And he'll say, you rather want brownies or cookies. And it's happened too many times where you can't be like, if you called me Mike 30 times in a row, I'm like, I can't be like, hey, for the past two years, you've been calling me Mike. It's actually Mark. I feel like I can't correct him.

And it's kind of a power move. So I'm like, I wonder if Brendan does this as a power move to be like, I'm going to keep calling Africa a fucking country, and you're not going to do shit about it. John Africa, dude. Who's John Africa? Who the hell is John Africa, bro? Who the hell is John Africa? All right, so this is posted by Icarus Lives.

It's called It's Tricky. I don't know what it's about. It looks like it's from a while back. Let's see. That was Chateau Maramount or whatever. Oh, yeah. You stay at the John Belushi. John Belushi.

Chateau Maramount with John Belushi. Is it not a tricky hotel name? Hey, guys, it's tricky. Let's drink. Hold on, hold on hold on what's it called that's Omar Mont and John John Belushi

I was like I know I was there I know I was there listening to it because I'm like this motherfucker and when I'm sitting in the room

without a mic on it's just like what am I supposed to do I can't like joke about it I can't correct them I'm whatever in the room without a mic on, it's just like, what am I supposed to do? I can't like joke about it. I can't correct them. I'm whatever. But I remember that moment and just being like, like, cause Chris is the only person

who would just be like, uh-huh, yep, John Belusi. Yep, Chateau Marymount. But that is a fucking amazing moment. What'd you think, Brendan? Well, have you ever been to the Chateau Marymount? Yeah, it's like a drink. Yeah, it's a bar, right? Yeah.

I've never been. I always wanted to go. Yeah, that seems to be like, didn't Lindsay Lohan rack up like fucking half a million dollars? Sounds about right. Do you know about the Chateau Marymount? No. You don't know about it?

I don't know about it. I drive by it all the time. We got to go to the bar. Okay. I'll relapse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't relapse. We'll get other things besides drinks.

All right. I've got you. I could diet cooks. Yeah, we can get food there. Yeah. A lot of celebrities like they'll do

like the extended stay at the Chateau Marmont, you know? Yeah. Chateau Marmont. I'm sorry. Chateau Marmont.

And yes, Lindsay Lohan famously racked up some like ginormous bill. It's supposedly pretty cool. In the vein of Brendan Schaub,

they got some killer merch dude they really do oh they do yeah no i'm not lying i was trying to be serious but i know it's funny no merch all right this one's uh posted by haphazard one of our guys be oh um it's called he takes full responsibility for tweeting out fake news and blames it on and blames it fully on it being complicated. I think it's about the Olympic wrestler game or fighter boxer. Did you see what the –

Even I tweet this out where it was male boxer competing in female sports and they get super complicated. You can go down a rabbit hole, dude. I did go down the rabbit hole. I went down the rabbit hole. Five minutes, yeah. What do you think? This is interesting. Technically, she was born a male. So technically,

she was assigned female at birth. So she has Swire syndrome, it looks like. So that would be, you can be born with a vagina. That sentence is so funny. Technically, she was born a male. It's just she doesn't sound right. First thing, it's like the opposite

of that. Productive female organs, but have an XY chromosome. Yes, and she has testes inside, right? That's a different thing. That can be an intersex thing. It doesn't appear to be that, but she was assigned female at birth. And she does have female. See, this is where it's tough because I heard opposite

because the reason the World Championship Federation canceled her because she wasn't a female birth there's a lot of fake news i don't know also like you guys know the real reason it was like because her test was too high like she was like like the testosterone she failed a gender test yes because if you produce if you're a female like there's a certain threshold and same with males too like you can't have over this testosterone because you you know. And so, I don't know. To me, it's just like, it's not that complicated. You know, you scratch past the surface,

and who the fuck is he talking to? Where it's just like, he just gets everything wrong. It's just like, at every step, it's just like, or the opposite of that. Well, it's like that Dave Chappelle joke. Like, after 9-11, they're like, where is Ja Rule? Like, nobody gives a fuck what Brendan Chopp thinks about this. Oh, true. If anybody should be sensitive

to someone who fails tests, it should be Brendan Chopp. Because one of these, it's also like, to me, it was a really interesting litmus test of like, depending on your political orientation, and I try my best to like like if i see a story that's divisive like okay what's charlie kirk and ben shapiro saying about it

and what's fucking kyle kalinsky or something like some progressive source of news like you know you could totally get two complete different sides of the story and this was like a great example of that where it's like yeah if you're on a right-wing media site it's like the bitch is a man she's trans she has x y chromosomes she shouldn't be competing and then the left is like she was born a female there's no wrong she's fucking just as much you know like yeah but a little bit of research you can just be like all right yeah okay it's controversial it's a slightly ambiguous but like you can find out everything there is to know that anybody knows with two minutes of research and clearly like everything there is to know that anybody knows with

two minutes of research and clearly, like, I just want to know, who are you talking to? I heard from who? From who? Who were you listening to? God damn it. Probably, oh, there was last week where he was like, something about the right wing, because I am.

I'm right wing. It's going to be a big deal. It's going to be a fucking New York Post headline. Brendan Chobb claims the right wing. Oh, you're saying you're imitating him? Like, saying he's right wing? It's like, no shit, dude. No shit. But he also is like, he feels kind of sensitive about it.

It's like, bro, you're like a race realist. Nobody gives a fuck about which team. Yeah, also, guess what? Nobody gives a fuck. Like, half the country, fucking, you go travel around. That's one of the things I've realized traveling around with him. It truly is. There's so many people who are conservative in most places in the world.

We live in a bubble here in LA, but the truth is most people are moderate or conservative. And Joe Rogan kind of represents a lot of that where it's like you're not maybe voting for Trump, but it's like half your views are kind of conservative and maybe some are liberal. I don't know. He acts like it's like, bro, fucking lean into it more. You'll get a bigger audience. I don't know why you're trying to be bashful. He grifts.

He wants to grift. He just doesn't know how. We live in Seattle. Right. This is the problem. All this is a problem. Even I tweet this out. It's tough because I think the people on the right, yeah, I'm right. That's the part I was talking this out it's tough because i think you know the people on the right

you're we're yeah i'm right that's the part i was talking about that's awesome yeah i'm right funny yeah like it's gonna be a big drop yeah sensitive to men transition to beat up women and that's not right this person didn't have the decision but they're getting lumped into that toxic, horrible shit. It's a bummer. Even I tweet this out. That's why I've been— I like how he lands on this. It's so terrible, but it's like, you were just spreading misinformation because you're too stupid to do the research.

And so when you say he's doing this grift, it's funny because a lot of these guys on the right who maybe you could label as grifters, and I'm not saying because I think even the word grifter is thrown around a lot where it's like you're really misrepresenting your actual beliefs. I think Candace Owens is actually conservative. I think Steven Crowder is actually conservative. I think Ben Shapiro is actually conservative.

You may think that they court controversy with their views, but I think they're all sincere. Say what you will about these people. Steven Crowder's pretty fucking smart. Candace Owens is pretty fucking smart. Charlie Kirk is pretty fucking smart. So I'm like, he would if he could, but it's just like he doesn't actually have the intellectual capacity

to hang with the best right-wing grifters. You know what I mean? You have to be able to debate these people on the left, and he can't even get basic facts straight. Yeah. I mean, we saw what he did with Tulsi Gabbard. Wait, what did he do?

Was she on? Yeah, she was on. Oh, I should watch that. Yeah. Ben Shapiro on, that would be great because he went to Harvard. The job, that would be something. Oh, I was going to ask, how did they get into it or something? From my recollection, he basically just claimed that the Democrats tried to kill Trump.

If I'm not wrong. Oh, they're going to try to kill Trump. He was like, and he was, yeah, that, that was a prediction.

Yeah. Nostra Shabbos. Nostra Shabbos. So let's watch what we say about him. Cause he might claim we're going to die soon. I've been super quiet about it because, because it's different. Cause she's not taking hormones and trying to turn into a man,

right? She was born with it. And then if you're just talking about, then if you're just talking about advantages you've had when you're born, well, Michael Phelps was born with bigger lungs. He has 20% bigger lungs than the rest of the average. Look at Brittany Griner. I don't know what you do. It's super complicated.

They just go and be. Even I tweet this out. But the problem is the right right tweet is out. They're doing it again again which we all thought they're like look it's a male that couldn't hang as a male boxer competing female that's not yeah and you're like oh but because we're so triggered right we see the left push of that agenda we're like oh hell no right and you fight back on that and this poor girl's like no hold on yeah i'm not that and also i didn't have some like winning career she's this is recent

she's coming into her own it's complicated I it's complicated and I don't think it helps to make fun of her and I don't think it helps to say that you're trans

because she's not even I tweet this out so it's funny you know okay yeah it's complicated the word word salad

or the phrase word salad comes to mind because and look I I'd love Trump in a lot of ways because I think he's fucking entertaining as fuck. And I think like people who are triggered by him, I'm like, take a step back and realize

this guy is a fucking gem of entertainment. Yeah, firework. And like, so I always try to detach, like, but objectively, like Trump is like a master of the word salad. We'll start on something and you know, a lot of people are saying this and I don't care, but that reminds me of the, like he is like a master of the word salad. We'll start on something and, you know, a lot of people are saying this and I don't care, but that reminds me of like,

he goes all over the place and kind of like doesn't come back to his initial point. Like Cooney. Hey, it's Comcast. But that to me was such a, and people will accuse me of that. I'm like, name one, like I get defensive about it because like I contend that I'll go on tangents. Yes. But I keep my original point in mind and try to come back to it.

I watch this and I go, what the fuck was that? You know what I mean? He starts off in the complete, like his conclusion is completely different than what he started out with. And he gets so many things wrong. And it's like a lily pad, he fucking jumps from lily pad. And then I tweeted this out. And also it's, well, because we're trying to talk about girls who transition you don't have

a choice and so it's bad because it gets mixed in here but then also like yeah i just saw i'm like huh what what what do you actually think about this so shout out to haphazard for making this first of all i should start by saying i didn't graduate college right so what i think he's trying to say is what hap is trying to say is that he starts out the conversation with saying that, I fucked up, I tweeted this, even I tweeted this out. And then he's talking about how that conversation is toxic and we should stop having that conversation.

But he's the one engaging in the conversation. Yeah, and also that's a great point, that's a great synopsis of that. He's engaging in a conversation and actively spreading misinformation. I'm like, you got multiple, in the middle of that sandwich where you're like, I feel bad and this girl should have sympathy.

You're like, she was born a man and she failed a gender test and she has nuts in her. I'm like, there was like three or four things where I'm like, that's not true. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. But like, you think you cover your ass by arriving at this kind of like safe consensus place. I'm like, that's not true, that's not true, that's not true, that's not true. But you think you cover your ass by arriving

at this kind of safe consensus place? I'm so dumb. What? No, I just repeated what the clip said. No, it was good. You did make a good point. Okay, cool, cool, cool. I'm going to slap myself in the back later tonight.

It's also funny that you're like, I didn't go to college. I'm like, I never think about whether people go to college or not. That probably demonstrates more common sense than most people have. So I had the chance to graduate. Just chose not to. I put a Sharpie in my butt. Here's the post by real Steven Smith. It's called somehow. I don't think this is the reaction toe was expecting.

Don't want no short people around here. So this one got a lot of likes over the last week. I don't know what it's about. I never seen it. Yeah. Netflix special. That's live know what it's about. I never seen it. Netflix special. That's live Saturday night from San Antonio. It's a,

it's tight now. I'm very happy with it. 4.9. Joe Rogan burned the boats review. Netflix special relay relies on same old COVID and gay jokes. Joe Rogan burns the boats of self-sabotage jokes feels decades too late. Joe Rogan is a cyber truck of comedians. Joe Rogan is weirder than J.D. Vance in gay sex obsessed life.

That's a great headline. Joe Rogan copies the boring showcase for the Dunning-Greger. This is my favorite one right here. These headlines are creative. Now, I feel like I never trust it when people write shit about Joe Rogan. I'm always assuming, like, you have a vendetta against him.

And I haven't seen the special, so I'm going to reserve judgment about, like, whether or not this is appropriately harsh. However, some of these fucking headlines are creative as fuck. Yeah. The Dunning-Kruger effect.

Some other guy's dick's on his phone. Do you know about those? Hmm. So one thing I will say, I might have mentioned this before, but like Brendan's whole take on like, I don't read comments. Yeah.

You know, it comes directly from Joe. Yeah. And, you know, working for him, I kind of like came to this conclusion that you're doing it for a different reason than Joe is. Mm-hmm. We could watch all this and like everyone in the world can hate Joe's special

and he's still sitting on half a billion dollars, you know, whatever the fuck. So it's like there comes a point where it's like if you've reached escape velocity from the atmosphere, you know, whatever the fuck. So it's like, there comes a point where it's like, if you've reached escape velocity from the atmosphere, you know, or metaphor for the comment section, it's like you legitimately like,

it doesn't fucking matter what you put out or what critics say. You're going to keep generating a ton of money and people are going to like, just based on your podcast, you know,

you can sell out a fucking stadium or whatever it is. What's a, what's a basketball arena? Yeah, arena. But for somebody like Brendan who, of course, he's taking this cue from Rogan, but it's like, you're not

there yet. You're not above reading it. You should read your comments because yes, you'll hear creators talk about like, oh, you know, I made the mistake of looking at my comments the other day and most of them were positive and there's this one like, you should suck and you should quit and it just stuck

with me. And you're talking about the perfectionistic, sensitive artist who's going to let that one comment stick in their craw forever. But it's like, no, no, no. You're avoiding comments because 99 out of 100 are not just like, this is bad. It's like, this is the worst thing I've ever seen.

And you're avoiding it for that. And you should maybe look at it and address it and course correct a little bit because it's actually affecting your bottom line. You know what I mean? But a guy like Rogan, it's like, yeah, fucking Elon Musk doesn't need your reviews of Tesla. He's just doing

whatever the fuck he wants. Rogan moves the needle, daddy. This one's called Is Brendan Schaaf funnier than Joe Rogan? posted by BubbaDreamsOfGumbo. I think it's just more of a conversation starter. If somebody's going to send this to Brendan and Brendan's going to

just read the headline and be like, fuck yeah, I won. I won the war with Joe Rogan. Brendan loves me. That's literally how he operates though. He'll like see a headline and be like, I'm good. I don't want to watch the video.

I've seen him do it. Okay. So this is something that happened today. Let me go ahead and pull up the whole video. Oh shit. Give me one second. What are we looking at here? So it's Joanna's Instagram story today.

And I think it's like a cliffhanger. Joanna's also blocked me. Oh no. Surprise, surprise. Um, did you guys see this earlier or no? No,

I haven't seen it. I don't know what's going on. Uh, that was a test to see if Mark created a Finsta. I actually do. You can, there are places you can like view stories like anonymously, right?

Yeah. But I don't give a fuck. Like I, I legitimately have zero curiosity about what Joanna. Um, let me see here. So it's, uh,

Brendan has her page favorite. I don't know what that means, but yeah, right. So this is a story from her today. Uh, let's go ahead and watch it here. It's very weird.

So here, the first slide says, uh, you were my superhero today. Let's go ahead and watch it here. It's very weird. So here the first slide says you were my superhero today and always I hope you talk about it, which I think she's saying mentioned on the podcast or something. That's nice. Just know your kids and I were so proud of you

and how you sexy, how sexy you came to my rescue at Starbucks. Today I'll forgive you leaving your shoes on the floor and leaving a mess. Right? So you go to the next one. I like how she can't even post a fucking, like, you're my hero without, like, throwing him under the bus. It's like, bitch, you

have a maid. Yeah. Every time I went over to his house, he had a maid there. Like, they have, like, a live-in maid. But it's like they're trying to be cute, though. That's what it is. I know, but also, you'll notice, like, Joanna does this where she, like, she can't help but complain about shit it's like you know

and Brendan once told me she racks up like 40k in credit card every month like you can't you know I hate to be like you know but fuck you Brendan

you told people I broke into your fucking house and then I work part time for you fucking piece of shit fucking lied to the labor board about me true pathological liar here so it does give me joy to be like Time for you to fucking use the flowers. Fucking lied to the labor board about me.

True pathological liar here. So it does give me joy to be like, oh, yeah, Joanna can't help but get her little fucking digs in. Like, oh, forgive him. Like, first of all, he fucking owns the house. Like, to defend Brandon, it's like, bitch, if I'm the only person paying for this fucking house, I'll leave my shoes wherever the fuck I want. He has a lot of shoes. There's so many shoes. Here's an idea. Stay at home, mom.

Pick my fucking shoes up. Like, what? It's my favorite shoe I drank out of last night. Oh, I'll forgive you. Yeah. I'll forgive you for not contributing

anything financially to the situation ever in your life. So what she's trying to get to here and she's making, she's painting a narrative that Brendan got in a fight

today, basically. So here it says, today we were reminded of the beast that I married, which is not a good wording. And then here it says, by the way, this was the guy trying to run away this morning until my badass husband intersected him. Guaranteed this guy won't be back to my Starbucks again if it's smart.

So I'm assuming he's talking about this guy back here. Talking about him? He's a little problem. What if we knew that guy? That would be crazy. Yeah. Is that Brendan talking to the guy? Brendan got a new weave?

No, I honestly can't. Like, who's the guy that's facing us? That's probably the guy they're talking about. This is the lady that looks like she works at Starbucks. And I like how there's no context whatsoever. None. You post three stories about it, and you say nothing. Yeah. He's like how there's no context whatsoever. You post three stories about it, and you say nothing.

He's like, Brandon's a hero. He chased down a guy. It's, what did the fucking guy do? Call you a bitch? You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. It's probably Brandon just telling her to do this. And then there's a heart. I didn't proof watch any of the other stories,

so I don't know, But those are the three ones that I wanted to watch on the show today. It's also funny because like, for example, like sometimes people will be like rude to Luana and it's like, she relishes so much like talking shit to people. I'm just like, go again. If you need me to step in, I will.

But I know like you enjoy the act of telling people off and I'll be here in case things get physical, but go fucking do your thing. So I didn't see this one earlier. It says, I want to end the night with saying someone today done messed up. He messed with the wrong girl and he learned today. First of all,

that's black scent, dude. We caught him. He don't learn today. What the hell? She's never talked like this. This motherfucker try to roll up, talk shit.

And I said, uh, the biggest flex for me was saying oh yeah I'm gonna call my husband and you're going to regret what you just said to me in about 1.5 minutes he took it as a joke and said oh cool story bro

call your little husband then little did my husband know or little did he know my husband is not so little and well, just not the guy he wants to mess with 1.5 minutes later, brand screeching tires shows up and I said he might have flipped the truck right there. He was just shows up. I say, okay, go ahead and say what you told me now that he's here. I've never seen someone legit shit their pants instantly with sheer terror. Is that how you spell sheer?

I can't. How does he spell it? S-H-E-E-R? Yes. Okay. I don't know how to spell sheer. In his eyes, knowing he had just made the biggest mistake ever. On that note, treat everyone with respect because you never know when a Brendan and Schaub, almost spelled his name wrong, can show up to rock your world.

I'll be making a video to tell you guys the story because this is a worthy one. Okay, wait. So the four stories with like wall-to-wall text wasn't enough to just tell the fucking story? Yeah. We still don't know what the fuck was said. Yeah. This is so annoying.

Yeah, so Ryan Plissken posted this post on Chang's and there's other ones from it. But let's go to a different clip from now. This is, it looks like from MSG. So if this part gets cut out, it's because we got bent pixeled. This is available online right now. All your friends over the weekend at MSG laughing at your band or your brand. Humboldt Sammo.

I haven't seen this yet. Neither have I. About a month and a half. What does she do? Whiskey stuff. She's going to kill me. Whiskey stuff. She's a whiskey and a half. What does she do? Whiskey stuff. She's going to kill me. Whiskey stuff. She's a whiskey rep.

Manager. She's going to kill me right now. I see where this is going. Why would she kill you for that, just out of curiosity? I don't know, because I feel like I always get her brand wrong. When else would it ever have mattered that you got our brand wrong, except for right now? This would be the chance to get it right.

Right. You get a brand wrong, like, during sex? Isn't that funny? Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man. I scream out every time it's her brand. Screwball?

No. Tiger Thick? Which brand is it? Brandon. I like how hard Rogue is laughing. Thanks, everybody laughs. Who said Tiger Thick. Brandon. I like how hard Rogue is laughing. Thanks, everybody. Laughs. Who said Tiger Thick?

A red bar. A red band. Red band. Red band, yeah. I said red bar. Red bar. I'm so sorry. Tiger Thick?

What's Brendan Chaps whiskey called? Jules, give me more Tiger Thick. Jules, hey. Pardon me, sir. Man, we're trying Tiger Thick today in the show. Santa for scarsars Club. Give it a year. Give it a year.

All right, that was cool. What did you think, Brendan? I mean, it's like everything with Schaub is a punchline that you can just have. Right. I mean, it goes to the universality of like, I even saw Anthony Jeslick. Remember I told that story about Anthony Jeslick? Like watching him in the green room, like be like, shut the fuck Anthony Jeslick. Remember I told that story about Anthony Jeslick? Like, watching him in the green room. Great story. Like, be like, shut the fuck up with his eyes.

Like, to Brendan, where he's like, you know, what you really do is half an hour. And Jeslick's like, yeah, thanks. You know. And I've heard Anthony Jeslick drop, like, some catnip. I don't know if you guys have seen these clips. Oh yeah. You know, he'll,

he'll say some shit. Like I forget what it is, but like clearly he pays attention to the subreddit and it's just funny to hear it. Like when you drop these things like tiger thick or block buzzer, or you'd be surprised. Like, and then a bunch of people laugh. You're like,

Oh my God. Like people know about. And also it's funny when comics like that clip of, um, where Steve-O and Tony Inchcliffe and Steve-O's like, wasn't that the Arlington Improv?

Yeah, yeah, classic. Oh yeah, I know the guy who did the paper mache. Mark Harlow. And Tony Inchcliffe

is like, try not to laugh, but they're just like, why do you know that? I was intrigued by it. And then they all just start laughing. It's like, oh my God, like, you know? I was intrigued by it. And then they all just start laughing. It's like, oh my God, like, you know, I wonder if Brendan actually sees clips like that

because it's like literally just like they say gringo poppy and like five dudes just start laughing uncontrollably when they like clearly don't even want to laugh. I don't even want to be able to laugh, but I have to. And that's what reminded me of like Rogan. Rogan hears the term tiger thick and he starts like laughing like uncontrollably almost, you know? Yeah, I'm trying to get Brendan Cooney to stop saying

look at you guys when he gets on stage. Oh, I love saying that, yeah. Every time. Wait, do you actually? Not really. Wait, didn't you do like a rendition of the Greenville Pot? Yeah, in the first five minutes, yeah. Or actually the first ten minutes.

Yeah. One is on Patreon. So half the special? minutes, yeah. Or actually, first ten minutes. One is on Patreon. So half the special? Yeah. Got him. Got him. All right, so this one is posted by Don't Know Who to Axe. It's called Boppa about to drop a hot take on the blags.

I saw this one. Real cock fest up in here, huh? Yeah, dude. Great Photoshop job. You can't even tell that he's not in that Quentin Tarantino movie. That's a good Photoshop job. You can't even tell that he's not in that Quentin Tarantino movie. That's a good Photoshop job. I think there's going to be a racist thing coming up. I hope that becomes a meme.

Like with Brendan's face in it. That'd be good. This one's posted by SuccessfulEgg8345. It's called The Hate from Boppa Runs Deep with Their Black Power and All This. So this is the racist part. Okay. Let's see what happens. What I don't like is when they're like,

I'm going to get started on it. But when, you know, it drives me fucking nuts. You know, when they're like, Oh, you know,

black power and all this, and it's good to have black representation. It's like, well, you guys dominate in athletics. When has that ever been? Why is this a race thing? I hate that. Why are you making it about

this? Is this a status quo? He doesn't understand what he's talking about. Nope. Say it right now. I will say it with you. Okay. My take on that is like,

he's trying to rebut the idea of like diversity, equity, and inclusion. Yeah. And his response to that is like, black people are in the NBA. Yeah. It's like, oh my God. There's very coherent arguments

you could make against DEI or affirmative action. Like there's a huge debate to be had there, but his idea is like, black people are in the NFL. Why would we need representation? You're smashing this conversation down and then shifting it sideways.

What are you talking about? Black people live in Harlem. That's what we're talking about. It's crazy when you sell yourself as a comedy podcast and you give the most bland, like not interesting takes whatsoever. Yeah, yeah. Like.

Cooney? I mean, everything that Schaub says politically is like that old clip of the, you remember when John McCain was at a rally and the old lady was like, Obama's a bad man. He's an Arab. He's a Muslim. And John McCain is like, no, no old lady was like, Obama's a bad man. He's an Arab. He's a Muslim.

And John McCain is like, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, man. He's a good man. It is kind of funny that he says he's a good man even though all she said was he's Arab. Yeah, yeah.

No, no, no. He's not an Arab. Don't point that out on Twitter. I'm stealing it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not get it twisted. He's not one of those. That's Shab.

I know. That's such an iconic moment. I almost forgot about that. But I do agree that like, because you can't just be, like you can't even roast the person. It's like, oh man, like you're just,

you're too, like I just have to like handle you with the kid gloves here. But, you know. Old lady's intelligence. An old lady who's dying and her brain is melting is how smart Schaub is now.

Yeah, yeah. No, he's like, because again, I have friends of all political stripes. Nobody's political beliefs are going to piss me off, except when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Sure. And what's funny is,

I wouldn't consider myself an expert, but I did. I majored in political science. I've been reading about politics ever since I graduated from college. But like that also like the Dunning-Kruger effect. It's like I remember taking my senior seminar was on Israel and Palestine. And like before I went into the class, I'm like, I have a good grasp on this.

And then like I emerged like, holy fuck, like I know nothing. I just read 1,200, 700-page books on this fucking topic. And I'm like more ambivalent than ever. But, you know, you have to know these nuances in order to be like, I don't have like a definitive answer for this or I can't interpret it like, this side is right and this side is wrong.

But I do have this disdain for people who are like, I've got the answers. I did 30 seconds of researching slash listening to somebody at Starbucks. Thinking about it. Yeah. And it's just like, I've got the answers. I did 30 seconds of researching slash listening to somebody at Starbucks. Thinking about it. Yeah, and it's just like, bro, you think, because it's not a hot take. Yeah.

You know what I mean? And one of the things I love about, for example, Shane Gillis, I love that he's like, I consider him like the inverse of Schaub. He's like everything Schaub wants to be. He doesn't, do you see him on Flagrant too? Where they're like pressing him on. Do you have a writer? And he's like, Schaub wants to be. He doesn't, do you see my flagrant too? Where they're pressing him on.

Do you have a rider? And he's like, no. They're like, what? They're like, blew their mind that he's just like this regular blue. And I've met Shane. He's really cool. You know what I mean? He walks the walk of like,

I own two pair of pants and one pair of shoes. And I kind of don't give a fuck. And he actually played football in college and is very humble about it. He's like, fuck no, I couldn't make it to the NFL. And he's kind of had this general, this genuine blue quality aura to him that Schaub wishes he came across as,

but he's actually like the beer drinking, dip having. Comic book sailing. That sounds like Ric Flair, dude. You sound like Ric Flair for a minute there. Comic book sailing. Woo! Whiskey drinking. But like, he's like secretly smart.

You know what I mean? Like I think Brendan tries to come off as like, I know more than I do. And like Shane almost conceals it until it's like something kind of like irks him. Like when Rogan's talking about how all Vikings were seven feet tall. And he's like, actually, they're like five foot four and they never wore the horns.

And he's like, it's like, oh, this motherfucker actually reads. And that's why when he does Trump and stuff like that, like there's no malice to it. Like he does this Trump impression. It's just like, you're coming from a place where you lack disdain and therefore it's more accurate. You know, it's like, you're just true to it because you're not, you don't have an agenda.

All right, well, let's get to the next clip here. This is going to be a Guild Guitar clip. I look forward to his every week. Let me know if you guys want to end anytime soon because there's still like 10 more tabs. Oh, I love tabs. Oh, shit. Here we go then. I want all the tabs.

This one's posted by Guild Guitar. But you see, I wanted to ask you before we started, what do you think about the red chair? Because I'm sitting in not the red chair right now. It's like a legit red chair. I like it. Where'd you guys get this? It's like a movie chair, right?

That's the top secret. We can't reveal where we got it, but how similar is it to the studio? Oh, shit. I never even thought about that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because I never fucking got to sit in these chairs.

Yeah. I don't mean to rub that in. Oh, you know what's funny, by the way? Brendan took all my episodes of Haters Will Say off of Big Boy. But they're still on the original Haters Will Say channel. But he erased... He tried to erase my... But you can still find it on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.

He just took it off YouTube. And then also, the only fight companion that I was on, he took down with like TJ Dillashaw and Brian Ortega. So it's like, he's tried to like erase me from like the whole thing. But I'm obviously on a bunch of T-Fact K episodes. Once I started being on it, he didn't take any of those down.

But like the five times I was a guest, he took me down. So he wants to make it seem like Mark was never more than anything but an intern. But I was on as a guest like six times for T5K. But the chair is very comfortable, right? The chair is very comfortable. It is. It's great.

Right? Because I'm sitting in a fucking a blockbuster chair right now and it sucks ass on my floor. I want to watch a movie in one of these bad boys. Right? We watch specials every week on there, Danny. Alright, sorry. So this is Very Special Guest by Guild Guitars. I always look forward to this guy's clips.

It's very well done. How excited are you for Austin, buddy? First live show together in the hall circuit. Also, we didn't get to talk to you about their residency, dude. I was following that for a little bit. Just because... It was another funny thing where...

And I think generally, Brendan is the king of like, I experienced that on a personal level and like, you know, Hey, in part I'm going to the fucking court for this because he like would, when it comes to business things, he'd be like, I'm paying you this much and then he just wouldn't pay that much. So like I'm used to him like in a, to me, a more malicious way saying like, this thing's going to happen,

and you have, like, a verbal or written contract, and then it's just like, hey, where's that money that you said you were going to do for the work that I already did? Oh, that's not going to happen? Okay, cool. So I like seeing it in other ways where I'm like, yeah, of course you fucking have this. And also he loves to, like, just skip over.

Like, he'll minimize or be like, oh, yeah, I had you fucking have this. And also he loves to like just skip over, like he'll minimize or be like, oh yeah, I had to cancel it because the DA in San Francisco got reelected and there's just so much crime that we can't even walk the streets and it's like fucking you know, Rio de Janeiro down there and there's, what?

Like that doesn't make, so there's never any accountability of just like, yeah, I can't sell tickets or yeah, this didn't work out. Like there's never any accountability of just like yeah I can't sell tickets or yeah this didn't work out like there's never any and people like you know what's funny who's that dude

fucking Chris DiStefano yeah who I think is great and like I saw this clip of him and I was like Brendan would never

in a million years do that and Chris is more successful than him stand up wise he goes he posts this thing to Instagram he's like guys fucking Brandon would never in a million years do that. And Chris is more successful than him stand-up wise. He goes, he posts this thing to Instagram. He's like, guys, fucking, I'm going to New Rochelle. You guys are not buying tickets.

What the fuck? It's fucking, you know, I've sold 30 seats in two weeks. You guys can do better. Come on, don't leave Chrissy D hanging. So he's doing this whole bit to promote by like, by being like, this whole fucking venue's empty. What are you guys doing? I'm going to be performing for 10 people. You know, like, I was like, this whole fucking venue's empty. What are you guys doing? I'm going to be performing for 10 people.

I was like, that's fucking... But it's kind of his style where he overshares and you're like, I believe you because you're self-deprecating in this really real way where you're talking about your own fuck-ups.

And I'm like, if I was a fan of him, I'm like, fuck yeah, I'm going to buy a ticket even if I don't show up. But Brandon is so stuck on being like, nope, every show's sold out. I always, there's no, you can't even get tickets.

I'm like, bro, like, you know, his old assistant Gianni, who's on power now, he would talk about this. He's like, he would like say it was sold out when it wasn't. I'm like, bro, if people still want to buy tickets and then you're like posting that the show's sold out, they're not going to buy tickets, you dumbass. But your ego's so set on like on appearing as though you sold out every show

that you're literally preventing people who would want to come at the last minute. Well, he's not a numbers guy. He's not a numbers guy. I'm a business shark, but also I'm not a business shark. We'll see. Yep, I talked to Rogan yesterday. I told him we're coming. What did he say about Pardon Kid Live?

I said to him, I just said just said hey that's all i'm gonna say i said i said hey you're in the area are you on stage i go i'm just saying i'm not saying i'm just saying we're in the area you could stroll down he's like i don't know man i might be busy whatever he said the point is i count my money Thursday night. He's at the mothership. It's a stroll. How long of a walk is it? You could throw a hush puppy across the street. It's something you could throw a hush puppy across. That's a phrase.

You know, you could throw a hush puppy. He's trying to be Southern or something. Yeah. It's throw dead cat. You could twirl dead cat. You could throw an oil rig and hit it. Yeah, you could throw a Texas longhorn. You could flip a truck and hit it. Yeah, you could throw a Texas longhorn. You could flip a truck and hit it.

There was some clip, did you see that, where they were like, you know, oh, he's in Austin. They're like, how do you know that? He's like, he's got the longhorns in the back. Oh, yeah. He's like, that could be anywhere in Texas or in the world,

because you think people, like, you know, you can't have a fucking University of Texas flag anywhere but Austin, Texas. He's like, thinks he's fucking a private guy. Oh, shit. Why is it not playing, my bad? Being hated.

I'm saying your two old buddies, good old Brennan Schaub and Brian Cowan. I love the music every time. Every time. Yeah, every time. Bill has great songs. The Vulcan Gas Theater. That is January 26th, 27th.

Special guest. And then we got Life Fire in the Kid. Now it's live Fire in the Kid in Austin, Texas. Oh, this is so embarrassing. Tickets February 15th at Vulcan. One show only. Special guest. Very special guest.

This Thursday, one night only, one show only. Me and Brian Callen. It's a live Fire in the Kid, not stand-up. It's Brian Callen and myself doing a live Fire in the Kid with some special guests. Special guests. Final kid live in Austin, Texas. That is February Look at that Kibbetech hat though, dude.

Hell yeah. With very special guests. Oh, really, dude? Oh, really, dude? Come on up, Chin. Chin. Get up here, Chin. That was our special guy?

Yeah. Oh, my God. I mean, he is special. This motherfucker. He has a good voice. I didn't mean it. He does. I think he's great at music.

Grab that warp mic, Chin. Let me tell you something about this. He's the worst Googler of all time. Is he bad at Googling? He's slow? So I know other people have noticed this too, but while I was working there they'd throw something out

and like I don't know if I consider myself like a particularly good googler but like sometimes I'll be with somebody else and I'm like you just you know how to like

shorthand something it's like if you're looking you don't have to put in the whole sentence you're like you know like how many calories are in duck eggs

you just put calories duck eggs you know or whatever like so you can do something really quickly. Chin seems to never know what to fucking put in. It's like, dude, that's the most basic shit. Like who doesn't, I don't know. Like, you know what I mean?

Like people are age. It's like, if you came up with the internet, you know how to really quickly Google something that's like 99% sure you're going to get the answer on the first result. And he seems to always be like, wait, what should I? And like, even Brendan will make fun. Like it's become a running joke that other people notice, but you know,

it's like this very basic element, like, cause Jamie must be good at it. Right. You know what I mean? It's like, Hey, Jamie looked it up. Yeah. Let's see here. That's, that's our, that's our rock. Chin, no matter what, through thick or thin, this motherfucker, this motherfucker has been there for us. Brendan also hates shit he does

I'm out of here back to the main thing we'll be back. Next time, we're going to line up some serious guests. We're going to actually be more organized. We have a live friend and a kid in Austin. March 29th. One show only.

Friday, 7.30. With a very special guest. Oh, really, dude? Now, I thought before you say give me the date, you have an obligation to Vancouver this weekend. I do have an obligation to Vancouver. So hopefully the baby doesn't come Friday or Saturday. It's a situation where my wife's not moving a lot.

Because if she moves a lot. Could come? Yes. So she's like, we can just hold on until Monday. But we have people at the house, staying at the house. Go, go, go, go, go. That's so funny. We're're not gonna do the show it's my wife my wife is pregnant you gotta go vancouver and then i remind you yesterday i'm like well remember

you gotta be in Austin on Friday. That's right. That's not happening. And so that was the second time they were gonna do it, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. And Rogan was gonna be in that one. Oh, for sure. Watching it, watching them talk about it now, it seems so, like, they're like,

all right, so how are we gonna, like, fake this story of not being able to do the show? As if anyone cares either way. Like, oh, and then you remember that your wife's pregnant and you had to be in Vancouver. But, yeah. That was almost completely for the cats. Because no one was going to go to it. No one knew it existed.

They were like, it's canceled. Yeah. And what's funny is, like, during the pandemic, I remember, I remember actually the first time I ever traveled with Brendan was for shows in Austin at the Vulcan Gas Company. And it was like, I want to say, yeah, it was April, late April of 2021, and the shit was popping. You know what I mean? I was like, oh, damn, this is how it always is, just fucking sold out crowds and everyone's super psyched.

And Malik and Chappelle were there. It's also funny to see Malik like we had a little online beef you know recently but we squashed it because he like he was like mad that I said something like two years ago

like you like about how he acted but like in fairness it was like I was only getting Brendan's side of the story you know and so I didn't

I didn't even know that Malik it was like on some you know this podcast with a few hundred listeners and somebody must have sent him like we're talking shit about I'm like to me it still wasn't talking shit but anyway he like chirped at me like on some skit like saying my shit sucks

and blah blah and I'm going back and forth with him but then we ended up talking and squashing it yeah just cause I'm like look bro this is fucking stupid like we we you know like i'm sorry that i i got one side of the story when i recorded this podcast like i was only like now i know how brendan lies about shit like when when shit goes down he makes the other person look like a fucking maniac so that's all i was going off of yeah and um but

it's really cool to see like like i don't know if you guys follow Malik at all, but he's like, he's crushing it with these like online skits and Twitter. Oh, I've seen those. The Cheesecake Factory one and stuff.

Oh, yeah. I think that popped up because I didn't know what he was doing and then like, I saw that one pop up and I'm like, oh damn,

it's got like millions of views. Yep. And then he's also doing really well on Twitter, which I guess is monetizable you know so anyway marketing genius he's

and then I saw he was on some list that was like like it was like top funny like people on the internet yeah

and like Theo Vaughn was mentioned which is like a weird thing it's like are we ranking like stand-up comedians are we ranking like content creators

it was kind of weird but like he was like Malik was like number nine oh shit and like let'sik was, like, number nine. Oh, shit. And, like, let's say Theo was, like, number five

or something. Bro, we must eat Brendan alive to see Malik, who, like, again, Brendan's whole thing the whole time was, like, Malik's not even funny. Like, he had these...

And, again, Malik's, like, three... Like, when I saw him... I always saw Malik do well. Like, I think he has charisma. Like I never saw him do poorly, like in his defense. Like there may have been one show where, but I remember coming back from one show,

this was Brendan saying that he didn't do well, but like it also coincided with like, he correct, Malik corrected him on T-Fact. I don't know if you know this lore, you know, back in 2021, he was like, it was some argument over like, he correct, Malik corrected him on T-Fact. I don't know if you know this lore. You know, back in 2021, he was like, it was some argument

over like, whether or not a fight was a pay-per-view. And Malik was like, no, it's a pay-per-view. Like, I know about boxing.

And Brendan's like, no, it isn't. And they were going back, you know, like, Brendan's being stubborn as fuck.

He's like, no, it's a pay-per-view. Like, for sure. He's like, no, it's a pay-per-view.

And then they looked it up and it's like, oh, it's a pay-per-view like for sure he's like no it says you want a bet and then they looked it up and it's like oh it's a pay-per-view and Brendan hates when he gets corrected by his underlings you know what I mean and so it's like

you did a C-Clam dude and then oh yeah it's contagious it's definitely a small thing it's not a pay-per-view it's not a sad thing

and then so like I didn't I wasn't aware of that that they had this conflict but now I can totally see it because I'm like I would have these moments where it's not a sad thing and then so like the i didn't i wasn't aware of that that they had this conflict but now i can totally see it because i'm like i would have these moments where it's like like brent i would any time i would talk back to brendan and be like just like hey you're shitting on me for something like you like that i didn't do that you never asked me to do you know what i mean like did you get that footage i'm like you didn't ask for that you know and then like if

i even brought that up he'd like find some other way to be like, oh, uh, you're not doing Tiger Thick social media, you know, or something like that. I'm like, I know it works. He's like, I lost, I lost you here. So like, I'm taking you off. I'm not paying you for this, you know? And so with Malik, it was like, how the fuck were you not doing Tiger Thick social media, man? Jesus Christ. No, I was though. I was. And then he kicked me off. Oh wait, do you know about this? I put an extra C, so I was though I was and then he kicked me off oh wait do you know about this I put an extra C so I was posting every single day

I was posting on Tiger Thick every single day got the page up to like 11,000 followers and I remember looking back recently they blocked me

because I was like I was like you guys haven't posted like in three months I go what the fuck is going on with this page and then I got blocked you're blocked

by Tiger Thick's Instagram? Yeah. Because whoever was writing it, I got fired from the job. My last post was a Christmas post of 2022 when it was like an end of the year thank you. And it's over jelly rolls like, I get so lonely but it's like a nice song and I edited all these

different clips throughout the year and I spent like multiple hours on it he like fired me in the middle of me completing that and I was like

you know just out of a gesture I'll finish it and hand it off so you can play that I remember he posted I had the music on it Brendan used the video to

post to his own page i remember watching i was like what is off about this there's something weird about the sound and i was like oh my god this motherfucker put the song over it twice so the you know the video already had the song yeah then he added music to it so it was like the song playing with like a five secondsecond difference. It was like a weird echo. I'm like, is that? Why is it playing 20-something that he needed to play? You hear the song is already on there, right? But anyway, the reason he fired me is because I made a post one morning,

and it was like, sale now at TigerThick.com. And I accidentally put four Cs. Now, somebody alerted me to it. Somebody alerted me to it. And they're like, hey, by the way, you misspelled Tiger. I'm like, oh, shit. Fix it within two minutes. Also, Instagram doesn't hyperlink, right? So you can't click on your phone to go to the website.

Unbeknownst to me, the TigerThick is connected to a Facebook page. And I never looked at it. I never knew anything about it, but Jay set it up or something like that. Yeah, Dracooning knows about that. Yeah, I hate that shit. And so it auto-posts to there and it has like the Instagram page has like

11,000 followers. The Tiger Thick Facebook page has like 250 followers. And this post didn't have any, by the time I looked at it, had no interactions except for one comment saying, you might want to check the spelling of that thing. Tiger Thick with four C's

links to and has a picture of Brendan on it. No! Fuck! He asked me, it's like a picture of him during the pandemic with a gut next to Jay. I tried. I'm looking at it recently.

I don't think it's still there. But at the time, it auto-redirected to.com. I have no idea. And so Brendan's livid about it. He's like, are you trolling me? What the fuck? I'm like, bro, I have no idea. They probably took it down.

But he thought I was doing that on purpose. I'm like, he thought I was like doing that on purpose. I'm like, why the fuck would I be working for you and like redirecting your page? Like, you know, like maybe if you fired me, I would do that. But anyway, he got so pissed that he fired me. And then like whoever took it over just like didn't post at all, you know. It was hilarious. I thought you were doing a bit at first when you said that you added an extra C. I was like, oh, that's funny.

Yeah. But this really happened. Four Cs literally redirects to... And he was so pissed. But he does these things where he's like, oh, the investors want you. They say you can't work for them. I'm like, no, it's your decision, 100%. You're trying to blame it on someone else.

The investors. the Russian investors who really give a fuck that... The comic book consumers. Three people saw it on Facebook. Yeah. All right, let's see this here. This is called, When You Nearly Forget You Told the World

You Are Boycotting the Olympics, posted by BusyMiddle8108. Let's go on Brendan this time here. Let's see here. The champion. The whole point of the Olympics is it brings everybody

together and everybody competes. You know? Well the one part that bothered me I was watching my girl was watching the background so I

heard it but there was this pole vaulter. He's like the best pole vaulter ever and they did a background on him and I was like I always like

those stories right? So he watched it even though he said he's boycott yeah no it's yeah i've got to do it because he can never just admit to like yes oh he's always like lying in ways that like make things worse you know where it's like dude just admit it yeah you fucking you thought you're gonna boycott and i fucking did it that's such a better like podcast moment yeah yeah it's honest it's like wait did you guys see this Shane Gillis moment where he's like it was kind of dark but it made me like

I'm like dude and I'll keep using Shane as an example of like the anti-Brendan because like he can be honest even when it's unflattering to yourself

and he was talking about like people who he knew who were addicted to heroin and he was like I hate to admit it but like by the time like

like my third friend had died from heroin, you're almost like good because like they, when they're in the midst of addiction, they're like such a, like, they're not who they are. They're mean. They like disrespect you. They're fucking, you know, they just like fuck everything. So I was like, damn, he just actually said that. But it's like, people can relate.

Cause you're like, you know, it's real as fuck. It's just like, most people don't say it because it sounds really callous you know what i mean so i was like i just gave this respect for him like he'll be honest even though it's risky and it might make him look bad yeah and like brendan can't even do that with the like watching olympics you know what i mean where it's like most people are like yeah i said i was gonna fuck you know i fucking love the olympics wow pussy you know like i gotta boycott shit yeah he's going oh well i well, I heard because my, I accidentally caught it in the reflection

because I was looking away, but my refrigerator is metallic, and it's like I saw the guy's dick hit the pole. I told my wife, like, dude, no, don't watch that. And then I was like, oh, but I saw it still because it was on. Yeah, don't tell me about it either. Yeah.

I heard. It's way funnier as a comedian to be like fine i watched it something right he never yeah i always say this that he like he never truly self-deprecates like he'll do false self-deprecation yeah but like throw people under the bus like his his i i summed up his comedic style as god damn it i'm a cool normal guy, normal guy. Look how stupid, crazy, and incompetent everyone around me is. That's the theme of all of his jokes. Well, speaking of which, he drinks like a zesty Neanderthal

according to WorldlyCake3871. I mean, that's pretty funny. Yeah. His full lip commitment and also like, because it coincides with like eating with his tongue out where he eats something and he goes like this. Yeah.

And then wasn't he going on a rant about somebody in a clip where somebody's like they put together like oh who drinks from a fucking straw? What are you gay? He said he didn't drink from straws. That's a big straw right there. He also like has 80 fucking million selfies of himself with big gulps in his car doing

Yeah. It's like his go-to selfie. He does have a lot of selfies of himself with big gulps in his car doing. Yeah. Yeah. It's like his go-to selfie. He does have a lot of pictures of himself drinking, like big gulps. Imagine being like, I don't do this thing. That's gay.

And then it's like, like every week you have a picture of yourself doing that thing on Instagram. Like I will say I've been, I've been streaming at twitch.tv slash Gerardo comedy. Yes. Yeah. So, um, I started eating on it because I cook on stream sometimes. Yeah.

And I am so, I cannot help but like watch myself eat because I'm so scared of, but I don't do it naturally. I don't stick my tongue out. Right. Do you ever think about this? Yeah, I do. Like, I don't think I do, but then watching him, I'm like, it gives you this. I'm like, do I fucking do that?

Like, holy shit. I should start filming myself just to make sure I don't think I do, but then watching him, I'm like, it gives you this effect. I'm like, do I fucking do that? I'm like, holy shit, I should start filming myself just to make sure I don't, you know. And what's funny is, I don't know if you ever saw this clip. I remember Brandon one time was like, have you ever seen Mark eat? It's so disgusting. Oh, yeah, he told us about that.

Is it? It's just a weird thing to say. Like, thanks for throwing me. Like, I don't think I, I mean, I eat a lot of food. I don't think I, like, and again, Brandon, I've seen you eat, motherfucker. Yeah, he don't think I'm like, and again, Brendan, I've seen you eat motherfucker. Yeah.

He's the last person that can comment on that. Yeah, dude. The only thing I eat on camera is hot Cheetos and Mexican cookies. We did that on a live once. But also I'm just like

not self-conscious about it. You know, you're like, I don't even feel like, don't watch me eat then. If you don't like it, don't watch me. Yeah.

However, you happen to be someone who eats like a fucking retard. Oh, yes. That's true, though. Hot call on the kettle redacted. I just don't know how to put your tongue out to touch

the food first. I don't think you do. But does it taste better? It's like a little kid mannerism or something. You know what I mean? It's like grabbing a spoon. He probably does that, too. It's like grabbing cereal and eating it like this. Yeah, low brain. He's like grabbing cereal and eating it like this. Low brain function.

He's like... Yeah, that's how he eats. He has to come out and do that with a spoon. It's an airplane. Especially now that he's on Ozempic, it's kind of like, Brendan, remember to eat. Here comes the airplane. I don't want to. I'm not full. I'm not hungry.

That's how the Rub and Tug starts. She goes... I'm happy now. And by the way, that story about the Rub and Tug starts. She goes... I'm happy now. I'm happy now. And by the way, that story about the Rub and Tug thing, I put together at the time. I was like,

he must be going to the Rub and Tug. And then later, I found that compilation. You guys have seen it, I'm sure. He's like, there's some compilation. Oh, yes. Where they put digits in.

Yeah. He's the worst self-snitcher of all time with everything, but particularly with that, it's like, bro, you're married with kids talking about fucking tug maps

like yeah what the fuck with a finger in your butt yeah also it's also funny that he has this whole bit about that he used to like

incorporate me into like about the dick pics he's like Mark sends terrible dick pics oh yeah you know and luckily I have in writing I'm like

like I like called him out and he's like okay you don't see I've never seen your dick pic, you know, which was, it was, it sounds weird out of context, but it was like in the context of something. Cause I'm like, are you serious about your dick? Cause you also say like, I'm bad at security. So you're going to get murdered. But I also said like in the same bit, you're like, so I'm like, which part of it is true, which isn't, you know? But funny coming from him because, you know,

I heard through the grapevine when Chris D'Elia got canceled, he had the person running his social media at the time go through his Instagram and unsend every dick pic that he had sent to a bunch of girls. Ooh. Little folklore there, huh? That is a 100% true story. Project much? Yeah, dude. All right, let's see this clip here. I don't know what this fight, that's a, that is a true story. Project much.

Yeah. All right. Let's see this clip here. I don't know what this fight. That's a fighter, right? Yeah. That's a blah. Muhammad.

Yeah. Oh, okay. It's called great question, but here's a different one posted by haphazard. One of our guys, let's see here. Cause, cause for me, I felt the pressure for you because you were Palestinian. Yeah. You know, the, the, The entire Arab world is watching you. The Muslim world is watching you.

The Palestinians are watching you. I felt this weight. I was like, damn, how is Bilal going to deal with this? Because sometimes people impose a crown on you, right? They'll impose this responsibility. They'll put all this stuff on your shoulders. And you came in there light as a feather. Because I think Bilal, correct me if I'm wrong here, but the pressure's not on him there's no the pressure's all on leon uh-huh and and i think leon did and i

hate when champions do this i think leon did a bad job hyping this fight going because wrestling's not that good i fought better wrestlers canelo striking striking's not that good it's like dude you have to fight him you're you're you him. You're minimizing who you're going to fight, and there's a potential he could beat you. And you're saying how bad this guy is. He's not the greatest. He shouldn't be here. It's like, well, if he beats you, what's that say about you, dude?

So I hate when guys do that. I don't like it. Yeah. Holy shit. Every time when they do these clips, they just have the guy say, yeah. And I will say this. Bilal came in to do a Food Trick Diaries.

And like, it's weird because he, I don't know. Do you guys follow the OC a lot? I do somewhat. I like it. Because Bilal, like for whatever reason, like people like shit on. And I'm like, like having met him, I was like, he was so cool and so humble and so nice., like, to me, like, I thought he had a lot of charisma

and people were like, oh, he sucks, he's boring, and, like, I love the fight, like, the fight against, like, yes, he, like, wrestles, but I'm like, I thought it was pretty fucking action-packed, so, like, I've been a fan of Bilal for a while, even though, like, a lot of people hate him, but this, you know, so, like, I feel, because he's, like, being polite,

you know what I mean? It's like, he's a nice guy, and, like, he was like, I'm going to ignore the fact that Brett did just completely. Like, because that's, Brian asked a really good question. Yeah. Because I felt that too. I'm like, bro, you're going out there with the Palestinian flag, like with everything that's going on, you know, with Palestine being invaded by the IDF. Like this, that's a great question to be like what did you feel good did you feel like you were you had to win for this besieged

territory you know what i mean and um brendan was just like fuck that question and then doesn't even ask a question yeah like he ended in a way where it's like, what? How am I? I was ready to respond. Like, you saw Bilal being like, yeah, like, he was, like, ready to answer with gusto. And then what the fuck did Brendan even? He's just like, and I hate when they do that. Look how happy he is right here, dude. Yeah. Bilal's so happy.

No, you can tell he's fucking, because I've heard him, like like talk about it. Like he really wanted to answer Brian's question. Yeah. And I thought that was a thoughtful, well-articulated question. And then Brendan's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You got to tell me wrong. The thing is people put the pressure on Leon. It's like, oh yeah. You think you don't think Bilal had any pressure?

Because first of all, the guy knew like he's talked about how. He's so happy. He was on this like whatever, like he's talked about how he's so happy. He was on this like, whatever. Right before Brandon starts talking, he's so happy. Bilal felt pressure even just in the fact

he's like, I know if I lose this, I'm never getting a title shot again. Like they didn't want to fucking give it to me. Dana doesn't like me. He thinks I'm boring. So,

fuck yeah. He's so happy. He's so happy. Before Brandon talks. It's just, what were you going to say, Cooney? I mean um i want to do this with us where like i say you say something and then i say no no i'm completely dismissive then we paint it on your face yeah but what you two lib turd cucks don't understand is that brendan shabb doesn't like this woke identity politics shit okay like palestin Palestinian. He doesn't want to talk about Palestine.

That's really good. Don't count. You know, like, he doesn't want Bilal to talk about Palestine, right? He probably doesn't. He probably was like, oh, fuck, like,

it's like, no, no, no, dude. That's where he comes from. This is his heritage. It's okay. He can speak on Palestine without being fucking political. Right. It's like you have the weight of your people on your shoulders.

How did that feel? So crazy, dude. As if you're going into a title fight and you don't have pressure on your shoulders. You know what I mean? He's like, no, no, no. Pressure's all on Leon. It's like, what? Make it make sense, Papa.

All right. This one's posted by ConfidenceSearch8648 again. New race incoming. I got, I got super excited when I saw this clip. Uh, I want to see him race again, dude.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. New race incoming. Let's hope this class one truck doesn't have engine problems the night before the race. And he's got to get around the track in a bug.

There's a three G's and bug. Let's see. We're second through the six. Your boy's going gonna be at the california 300 let's go oh yeah the california yeah

who are in the business of keeping your car on the freaking road. That's great. Yeah. I also love how terrible he is at ad reads. Because I don't know, like, it's just, I always think about it. I'm like, if I was being paid that much money, wouldn't you fucking just commit to it? You ever seen Chael Sonnen?

Do more than one take. Yeah. No, no, exactly. You ever seen Chael Sonnen do ad reads? No. Okay, so I, you know, again, I'm more into MMA than other sports. I never met him. I never met him.

But, like, he's so good. He can take, like, a 10-second statement and make, like, an eight-minute video where you're just like, uh-huh, uh-huh. He's just got the gift of gab. And when he does ad reads, like he did one for this company where you can like register your lethal hands. It's like lethal hand registry. He's like, he has to register his hands, his lethal weapons,

because he's got an A3 black belt. So he cuts his fucking promo. He's like, it's just so funny and good. And like just his pitch alone makes you want to go spend 90 bucks on a piece of paper that says your hands are lethal weapons. You know? Have you ever looked at your dogs and thought, damn,

these bad boys are lethal. Like he just, it's like, he's giving a fucking acting performance. And I just say that in contrast to Brendan, who's just like, turn page now. Like,

yeah. What's the worst one you've ever seen? Do you remember? Um, of his? Yeah. Of Shab. I said,

JB. Yeah. That's probably the worst one I've seen, but I don't know. You're saying the worst or the first? The his? Yeah, of Shab. I said JB. Yeah, that's probably the worst one I've seen. You're saying the worst or the first? Well, either one is interesting, I guess. What was his first AdRaid?

I know, yeah, I don't, well, what strikes me, I can't think of the worst off the top of my head, but when you guys said like, he only does one take,

I'm like, I've watched him fumble through words where you're just like, now I'm somebody like, I did AdR reads for my podcast because I had a couple of sponsors and I never had a script because I'm like,

it's going to sound more authentic, but I just like, if I rip one and I don't, I'd never retake it. So like not to do my own harm, but I'd be like, if you're in the moment, it's almost easier.

Cause like if you make a mistake, it doesn't have to be a mistake. You can be like, yep, I said that and I'm coming back to it. But like when you're reading from a script and you fumble over a word, you're like, and firing on all syllables. Well, you don't get the promo code right, too, dude. What the fuck?

Right. No, it's just like, bro, you're in the studio. How much of a rush do you have to be? What is this, 30 seconds long? You fucking do it again. Because it's like, these are the people paying the money for your podcast. Yeah. How do you think they feel about your shitty fucking mattress promo?

Well, they probably feel like Mr. Doom with Superman, dude. I don't know if you've caught that. This one's called Mr. Doom. It's posted by Haphazard. Let's see this real quick. I'm out here. Out here. Hey, before we get into Deadpool Wolverine,

did you scream like the rest of the people when you saw Robert Downey Jr. as Mr. Doom? Oh, man. You ruined it. I was balls deep in comics as a kid. Mr. Doom. Deuces Macchiato. Wait, did he call him Mr. Doom? He called him Mr. Doom. I missed it. Fuck, that's hilarious, dude.

I'll go back a little bit here. Yeah, let's play it one more time. Oh, man. You ruined it. Oh, no. Mr. Doom. I missed it. Fuck, that's hilarious, dude. I'll go back a little bit here. Yeah, let's play it one more time. Oh, man, you're rolling, Dan. Oh, no, Mr. Doom. Scream like the rest of the people when you saw Robert Downey Jr. as Mr. Doom. Oh, man, you're rolling. Mr. Doom. Damn. That one's good.

That's a good one. Deuces Macchiato. And you know what's funny? I wouldn't say I was balls deep in comics, but I was definitely into marvel i read a lot of comics as a kid i used to like draw and make my own comics and like like but this is somebody who was like who dabbled in that and there was a period of time and um like i remember i used to read a lot of like dark horse comics um you know in like i was there was a time in my life when I thought I was going to be a comic book illustrator. Okay.

You know, in like elementary school, you know, I remember I made a comic called Fat Man and Blubber Boy that, you know, I'll say it holds up to this day. Okay, cool. It would actually be funny. I thought about it and I'm like, that would be a funny thing to do like today's fat-shaming, fat-positivity culture. It's two fat superheroes. Be careful. You know the Elon Musk Twitter show did terribly. Oh, yeah.

I did it? Yeah. You know what I'm talking about, right? The animated TV show they did on Twitter. No, I missed it. It's probably not worth bringing up if nobody knows about it. I'm sorry. But all I'm saying is, I feel like we,

like for someone who's like, oh, it's ballsy, but like, I never heard him talk about comic books. Yeah. Cause like, if you're ballsy in comic books,

there's some carryover. You know what I mean? Like, you'd at least be like, you know, oh yeah, dude, I used to fucking,

like I have a story. When I was a kid, I used to watch the X-Men, the cartoon every weekend. And there was an, there was an earthquake in LA and it was like the emergency broadcast interrupted the show. And I sat in front of the fucking TV

for the next 10 hours going like, well, it's got to come back to X-Men, right? Like I was like, so like, no, you can't just not show the show. This is fucking X-Men, dude. You know? Yeah, yeah. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

That's our... Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. A small teeth. That was the shit. So I have a little more... It's like, huh, I've known you for quite some time. You've never brought up a single character that you like. You don't talk about, like, do you go see the movies?

Like, do you watch the Dark Knight? You know, like, just no conversations like that whatsoever. He thinks Mortal Kombat is a comic book. Probably. He's not going is a comic book. Probably. He's not going to see Black Panther 7. Okay, so I think this is the last clip for the day. I wish we could do this for eight hours. That'd be epic.

Like a red bar. Oh, Jules, give me my tiger thick. Jules. This one's called from posted by Successful Egg 8345. Sorry, it's been a long recording session here. It's called The Hate from Bapa Runs Deep Part 2. Goat athletes suck as people. He's so amazing at tennis.

She's the goat. And sometimes the goat, like Michael Jordan, a lot of people are great. They suck. They suck. As far as normal day-to-day stuff, they fucking suck, man. They're just very, very sick. You don't want to be their friends. And then they should have put, P.S., why don't you try not being such a cunt?

Let me know how it goes for you. Yeah. You're a real piece of shit. I don't even know. Nothing's worse than her husband. Yeah, they are. I think they are. Oh, wow.

Why? I don't know. Yeah, she doesn't have a reputation as being a bad person, does she? Not that I've heard of, but Chav yells at people that get his coffee wrong. No, I feel like,

like, what I heard from that was, like, you know, when you're as fucking talented as I am, like, you just don't really need to be conscientious towards other people. And I do feel like, like, when you look at Chopped through the lens of, like, I had this thought the other day. I'm like, you've been basically, like, a reality TV star for, like, the last 15 years.

Yep. You know what I mean? And it shows in how you treat, like, he does, like, legitimately, like, turn his nose up at, like, normies, you know? And he will sometimes put on a facade, like, I'm an everyman, but it's, like, he does kind of have this And he will sometimes put on a facade, like, I'm an everyman, but it's like, he does kind of have this attitude that he's saying about Michael Jordan,

but, you know, there's like, he's saying that to justify his own behavior. It's like, yeah, I mean, so yeah, I can be a dick, but also like, I'm a fucking- It's because I'm the greatest. I'm a pro athlete,

and I'm a pro comedian, and I'm a pro podcaster. Yeah, yeah. I'm not like you fucking dorks. Comedy, actor. You fucking losers. You fucking drug maker. Yeah, I was in a movie with Shia LaBeouf

Fishman hey hey hey how many chicks you fuck that's what I thought I've been dying to say that the whole thing I hadn't had a moment to come out you texted me that once and it made me laugh so hard when we first started texting

I was like I can't remember I was either asking you for something or you were telling me you were going to come on the show or maybe it was the Twitter hack, but I sent you something and you sent a joke

and then I was like, what am I going to say back to this? And he wrote, hey, real quick, how many chicks you fuck? That shit was so funny. Cool story, bro.

That was so funny. I guess you could set it up like it's a real question. It's like, hey, real quick, how many chicks you fuck? It was a perfect delivery of a text that time. Let's see.

Why nothing's worse? Just such a pussy. Who's your husband? Alexa, you say that when I bring him up because I always make fun of him? I don't think so. He stepped down and was like, a black person needs to run this. But she's just so annoying. How about you have the best person run it?

Yeah. We get it. Jesus Christ. We get it. What the fuck, man? He's, no but this is like and i say this without like hyperbole or malice the the audio stopped recording we were talking about something i don't know i was checking constantly so i don't know where we left off there well okay let me back up a couple steps we're talking about like brendan's condescension towards

anybody like in a position of power influence who's black he's like oh my god we get an affirmative action yeah great it's like but I mean you know like are you saying like no black person is qualified to be good at their job you know like that's and again that's like this kind of like race

realism like political identity that he has secretly he wouldn't tell anybody like if you're like in close company with has secretly, he wouldn't tell anybody. Like if you're like in close company with him, we'll kind of like, he'll whisper about this stuff, but like it, it like oozes out in conversations like this where it's like, why do you have an issue with like anybody like having a position of power

influence is black. It'd be funny to have somebody come on the show, like to, cause he's very, he's blatantly racist with this thing. So you have somebody come on the show who's because he's very he's blatantly racist with this thing so you have somebody come on the show who's black a famous person yeah that's willing to do this and we tell them we're going to quiz you and it's you versus shop but then you ask them questions that are so simple that the black person is going to laugh and be like that's funny but then the

question would be something like what do you do when you put red and blue together and you get purple, you know, like the color? And they won't know. I wasn't confident just then that it becomes purple. But like, you know, they just ask that and they're like, purple, and then Shab won't know. They'll do like a decathlon where it's like five different things.

It's like science, math, comedy. That would be pretty amazing. And even just doing an IQ test, you know what I mean? Yeah. Because, I don't know, it'd be funny. I used to tutor test taking, you know what I mean? So it's like I just know the type of person who's terrible at tests, and I can smell that off Brendan a fucking mile away.

I'm sorry, but... Yeah, definitely. Well, hopefully the recording didn't cut too much. Yeah. And then I was also talking about how, like, especially when somebody's, like, underneath him socially, like, he was... My recollection of Chappelle and Malick

being on The Fighter and the Kid, you know, not that I was, like, I watched a lot of those episodes. I didn't see some, but it seemed like he always was like trying to shut them down or be like, that didn't happen. And it's like, bro, you need someone like that to fucking call you out on all your bullshit. And you're like projecting this idea that like, oh, everyone's lying

but you. But who would be bigger than him on the totem pole? There's like The Rock. You would need The Rock on him every week? Pause. Well, yeah. Rock's like the rock. He would need the rock on him every week. Pause. Well, yeah. Rock's also a pathological liar. Yeah. Like, you know.

But Tabappa, that's like, just views millions. He thinks the rock is, I don't know about this, but I remember they cut it out of, they like might've blurred the name or something, but he's like, he'll,

now look, Brendan calling other men gay is his favorite pastime. He does it about Bradley something but he's like he'll you know look brendan calling other men gay is his favorite pastime he does it about bradley martin he's like you know that guy's gay i'm like yeah because he's fucking the girl that you want to fuck like what you know like literally like i like you know i don't know bradley that well but like i have observed him in a lot of situations i'm like nothing about this guy screams closet homosexual to me. And he has also said that about Chappelle. He's also like,

like, it's almost like any guy who he's jealous of or who like one ups him, you know, cause he knows Brad's like stronger and more athletic in some ways.

Like, I, you know, not like, like with fighting, it's different, but I'm like, like Brad has a huge,

like Brad can dunk a basketball. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like 260 pounds. Um, and like outlifts him in every, I already told this story. Well, so the reason why I was going to say that, Brad can dunk a basketball, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like 260 pounds. And like, outlifts him in every, I already told this story.

Well, so the reason why I was going to say that, the reason why we're talking about this is because the clip we watched was the hate from Boppa Runs Deep, part two, go athletes suck as people, posted by Successful Egg,

8-3-4-5. Yeah. Just in case, because if not, it just looks like you're talking about black people. Yeah. That's why I was going to say that. But yeah,

it's like anybody that one ups him, he, and I I personally have a pet peeve about this because I'm like it's such a cowardly thing to do to like spread as a guy

yeah to like pretend to be someone's friend and then spread a gay rumor about them yeah it's like hey look

it's one thing if you walked in on fucking a dude sucking another guy's dick and you're like oh my god he's gay and I have to get this off my chest.

But then like, here's the thing. If you're lying and you don't have any evidence, that's super fucked up because you're falsely like trying to claim that someone's gay which is super fucked up. But then also what if they are actually gay and they don't want to be out of the closet? You're going around and outing them for no reason? It's a redacted

witch hunt. I want to ask you a question. But he's done it like, it's not just Brad. I've heard him do it like five or six times. More than that, right? More than that, yeah. So I want to ask you, I'm going to say a name

and then you tell me whether, I'll say a bunch of names, you tell me whether he said they're gay or not. Yeah. Luke Schwartz. Yeah, he doesn't know who that is. Joe Rogan.

Has he ever said Joe Rogan is gay? No, but he said a lot of shit about joe or i'm like okay buddy like okay clearly you have like what about montez or sorry go ahead every by the way every person you're gonna mention like i could rattle off like shit talk that brendan has said about him it's just like i'm not gonna do that do that because like, Eric was always super nice to me. Like, I'm not going to, but like,

just know, yes, Joe Rogan, he didn't say he was gay, but like, it's like, he's got this like weird vendetta with him in private

where it's like, he both like idolizes him and also feels the need to like trash him because anytime Joe keeps it real with him, there's so many, there's so few people who keep it real with, with Brendan in real life.

But when somebody does, he's like, I'll get them back. By talking shit about them behind their back. Rogan went to the Vikings and he stayed on the Packers. What about, okay. Tony Hinchcliffe. Tony Hinchcliffe. Oh, yeah. It's funny because I wonder if I'm confusing with like David Lucas always makes gay jokes about it.

David Lucas. You're giving him a lot of names. Okay, so this is a lot with a lot of other comics too. He'll be like, yeah, but that guy doesn't sell any tickets. He'll look at a comedian and he's like, I mean, I'll probably see Tony Hinchcliffe's an amazing joke writer and his off-the-cuff roast. I'm just saying, from the skill of if you want somebody to write a certain kind of comedy, he's very impressed to me,

especially watching Kill Tony, his off-the-cuff insults. I'm like, that's fucking good. And so Brandon looks at these guys, gets jealous, and then has to be like, well, he can't sell tickets. I don't know if that's true. He probably does sell tickets these days. Andrew Schultz. I've heard him with like 12 different people be like,

he didn't sell tickets. Oh, he has his own shit with Andrew Schultz. What did he call, is Andrew Schultz gay? No, Andrew Schultz isn't that funny. Oh, he said that? That's what he said? He was like going around saying, Andrew Schultz didn't... Scoop it back.

You know how he said they were trying to edit it, but he bought it back from Amazon or something like that? Brendan was going around saying, oh, actually, the real thing is Amazon didn't think it was good enough, so they gave it back to him. And everybody was like, maybe. But his narrative was like, I'm trying to be as accurate as possible. He said something like, yeah, he submitted this special, and they were like, what the fuck is this? Implying that it wasn't up to stuff but it's like look i don't give a fuck what you think about andrew schultz

as a comedian like it's not as if that special didn't play to if you're an andrew schultz fan you know what i mean like it fucking blew up his entire career so like i don't think like a major company like all the bullshit they put on amazon and Netflix, like so many bad specialists. I'm like, you think comedy, whatever you think of it, you know, there's, there's legitimate critiques, you know, um, gorilla. Okay. Right. But yeah, there was like, but he, in other words, it was after this whole, like, remember

you had that beef and I tried to explain it. Somebody corrected me though, who, uh who knows more about it than I do. Remember, I told the story about how, like, Schultz was like, yo, we got a fucking problem. You know, you can't do this intro. Bruce Buffer. Bruce Buffer thing. Yeah.

The one thing that I got wrong about that was it was less Andrew saying, you're stealing my idea. And it was more Andrew saying, like you ripped off, like you're coming across as mocking me. You know what I mean? Because the content of the video was Bruce Buffer is in the Bronco with Brendan

and he's going, and now it's time and Brendan's like bro like relax it's just a comedy special you know you're like hype me up Andrew took as oh are you making fun of the fact that like I haven't come out because you're like oh it's just a comedy special

does any Bruce Buffer announcing so like that was it it wasn't like but Brendan framed it to me like he thinks I stole his idea. He's like, no, no, no. He thinks you're making fun of the fact that you bring boost breath around. Like it's directly knocking it, which made more like, oh, that makes more sense why you'd be like,

because the energy that Andrew called them up with, which is like, dude, like we got a fucking problem. You know, it was more like, are you trying to like diss me? You know, which again makes more sense but another thing to like which that would be the worst diss songs of all time them too you know what i mean just so bad we wish we were maybe it makes me have more empathy for you know andrew schultz i guess because it was like i could actually see how you'd interpret it that way you know what i mean if someone, you know, I'm doing this thing,

and then somebody else makes a promo, we're like, you do that? That's stupid. Yeah, like Biden ain't got no merch, you know? Right? Well, dude, this is great having you here, man. We did two and a half, I want to say two hours and a half. You better fucking watch the whole thing. Some of it might not have been downloaded or whatever.

What is it called? Recorded. We were just talking about, to recap, how Brendan can't stand anybody being, you know, black people and especially black people that work for him.

It's like, no way you could be faster than me. No way you could be funnier than me. No way you could be smarter than me. It's like, well, I hate to break it to you, but that's every black person you've ever met.

Anything I can do, anything you can do, I can do better. Anything I can do, black people do worse. You know what? He needs a black dude to come up to him and tell him that he's blockbuster, dude. Yeah. Boom! Yeah. Because you're black.

But yeah, dude, if you guys haven't already, check out the Patreon. We did Joe Rogan Live and what is it called? Crystalia No Pain. A lot of pain. And Wednesday will be live streaming every Wednesday. Yes, we're going to be streaming tonight. And the episodes will come out Tuesdays. We just did a special episode today

on Wednesday because we got BGL in the motherfucking studio, dawg. And you guys, when you guys watch these, like, do you like stop it like joke by joke and critique it? Or just kind of like, what's the gist of these Patreon videos? Go for it, Cooney. We review the special.

And yeah, there is some stopping. But we don't want to talk about too much because we don't want to reveal. It's because he doesn't know how to articulate. Patreon, if you fucking want the real juice. No, he just doesn't know how to explain things. You want the real dig juice? This fucking wig is killing me, and I can't do it any longer. But I will keep naming people if you want to say what they're bringing.

Yeah, yeah, go for it. What we do is... Sorry, I know. I always, you know, while I contend I don't make word salads, I do get sidetracked. Oh, you're good. I try to go more in depth than was warranted. What we basically do is we watch the special

and whatever bits are running bits, we just do that and we fucking kill the jokes. Yeah. It's just like a very slow consumption of the special itself. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah.

Sometimes they're good, though. Sometimes we watch good specials. Yeah. We watched a couple of Shane Gillis' ones. Those are good. Yeah. Oh, my butt hurts, too. I'm a big fan, obviously.

And I... Because I'll send people his fucking... Like, people be like, you know... I'm like, this is how you should look at Trump. Like, don't get fucking your panties in a bunch because this person exists. Be grateful that he exists so we can get Shane Gillis making fun of him.

Yeah. Abu, my car, all Baghdadi died like a dog. Okay, so. He cried, he cried quite a bit. I wouldn't have cried. Cry baby Baghdadi. Does Brandon Schaaf think Shane Gillis is gay? I used to think of it.

No, but I'm sure he has issues with him. I just feel like every, like, I swear to God, it's just like, it's not a matter of like, does he say this or like, every single person who he's ever interacted with, he's talked shit behind their back. We got a problem. Like, I've never witnessed it.

Like, I've never witnessed someone like this where it's like, do you have anybody that you can just, you know, like, because like, there's a lot of people, like when you're around healthy people, they're just like, you know, you bring up Shane Gillis. You're like, isn't he fucking awesome? And he's not there. You're not on camera.

You're not. It's just like, and that's just the end of the conversation. It's like, damn, that guy's fucking funny and awesome. Yep. Moving on. Yeah. Brendan like has to say like he had like, but just like, you know, the most basic psychological analysis of like insecure egomaniac yeah has to put you down to put myself up yeah because i can't just admit that you know somebody's good and if you really

thought somebody sucked like do you need to rub it in do you need to talk about it you know what i mean like that's always my thing it's like if you really uh like when guys make fun of like hot girls online they're like you're not even that hot it's like if you're saying this girl like you go around telling ugly people they're ugly like what like you're just yeah i hope not right then you're just a sociopath like what like you know so it always betrays something where it's like this person you feel like has something up on you so you find some angle of attack like well you know he can't sell tickets uh or you know like he bombed this show or you know, he can't sell tickets. Or, you know, like he bombed this show. Or, you know, things aren't going well.

You know, he gets digits in his butt, dude. Yeah, right. Yeah. Jeff Dye. Oh, you know what's funny is what, like, he like, Jamal Hill came on the fucking Food Truck Diaries before.

Like, he was high as fuck, you know, and like, but it's like hearing him talk about, oh, dude, that guy will never be fucking champion. Like, it's high as fuck, you know, and like, that's not talkative, but it's like hearing him talk about like, oh, dude, that guy will never be fucking champion. Like, it's like, well, you know. Yeah. That's fucked up. You know?

Yeah. Like a lot of these guys like end up being like huge, like, like Sean Strickland. But he thinks he's like, he thinks he's doing Sean Strickland a favor. It's like, yeah, he's bigger and more famous than you'll ever fucking dream of being. True. All right. Well, let's get out of here. I got to edit this tonight, too. Good luck with that.

Oh, you're good. Don't you? Thanks for tuning in. See you next week. Thank you, Mark. Mark, shout out to Mark. Appreciate it. Mark's the best.

All right. Later.