10 Minutes of Schaub - Tiger Thiccc Whiskey TASTE TEST! with ASW and Brendon Walsh! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #24

Episode Date: January 16, 2023

Twenty-fourth episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub

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Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shob. A special episode this week. I got my two friends, Brendan Walsh from the World Record Podcast and Alan Strickland-Williams. Thank you both for being here. It's an honor. Two chins. It's an honor. Boppas, if you will. But that's not the reason you... Oh, join the Discord. But that's not the reason you

came here today. You came here for 10 minutes of Shab, so let's start the clips now. Dicey, dicey. Well, who's going to intro him since Gerardo doesn't have his mic? Oh, shit. You're right. I can't see. Okay.

Should I just read the title of the thing? Okay. So this is Rinks telling a story about his mother-in-law's rings missing. Brian subtly saying no blags allowed at the wedding. Brenda happily agreeing. This is posted by schemo 2320 my my mother-in-law had her necklace and then she had her engagement ring and her wedding ring 30 years stolen the rings disappeared from your party yeah yeah and this is my wedding and we looked everywhere and we were like who could have stolen these

fucking rings and i put a damper on things because we're like who's a kleptomaniac because that you know it's all your friends by accident who the fuck knows no no one steals that by she didn't lose them she left them in a room they dementia found them in no she found smite you know we found them in her purse did you say my age yeah that way what is that his grandmother is no he married a girl who's i guess 20 years younger than him herself oh okay so his mother-in-law is like the classic comedy twist oh duh yeah that was stupid of me to ask, actually. Found Smite. No, we found him in her purse. Look how disingenuous, like, the whole way he tells the story. He's like, so we're at the...

I don't know. It's like all of his mannerisms are... That's frustrating. Yeah, it's made up. Setting up something big to come. I've actually kind of been in that situation, too, though, and it does suck. What? Which situation?

My mother-in-law thought she lost her rings, but she't yeah she's my age yeah yeah damn i've been there it sucks accusing the only black guys at the party oh hey oh there weren't any black i knew that but we had koreans koreans she only accused the TAN of people. I thought there was no black. I think it was the workers. I mean, that's the... You know. Why are they fist bumping for no black people being at the... They were fist bumping of like...

They knew that he was going to say that and it was like, oh, ha ha. It was like a UCB kind of like... They're going for a joke. They're joking around. They're just doing their joke. I mean, they're joking around. They're joking around. They're just doing their patented funny jokes. Two naturally hilarious guys just riffing.

They had Koreans. Who the fuck is marrying Brian Callen? Right? I mean, not that everybody deserves love or whatever, but he... Didn't he like just get divorced? You know, girls love a bad boy. I guess so. I mean, who did he marry, too?

Like a 28-year-old? She's marrying a guy whose nickname is Rinks. Well, I think that's only in the sub. Yeah, but Chang's getting pretty big now. He's the kid. He's the kid. He's known as the kid in the comedy. He married a kid.

That's why. There we go. that's why he married just two kids I don't know I mean all that age stuff is kind of like I've heard it's not anything but a number that's what I heard once that's what Talia said okay so this is sorry I forgot my job guys make me fucking work

9am 9am what's this mean chairs is like cheers okay 9 a.m chairs on this cry it's so funny it's like a different fucking language to actually read exactly 9 a.m chairs on this crisp monday morning is that right yeah well yeah when you're supposed to be like crisp video yeah it's supposed to be like crisp and this is user rogan is shorty pie he's a classic he's a lot of yeah he was terrible what is up fam it is monday morning nine o'clock a.m on this beautiful drinking crisp morning how's everybody doing great speaking of which what do you think he's drinking there yeah you know what i i think i do know what he's drinking i think he's drinking a little bit of i'm thirsty on this chris tiger thing whiskey

okay you see it ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen this is uh this was sent to me by a secret the guy didn't want his identity revealed. There you go. Look at that. That's cool. It's a cool design. It's award winning. It was award, a sticker or a label award.

It was award winning, yeah. That you had to pay for. I think if you just twist it, it'll break the seal. Oh, I sent you, remember when I sent, I found like, it was like a liquor beverage, like distributor website. And clearly like the company made a like one sheet for it. And it had the same like aesthetic bad graphics feel of a like bringer open mic show. Like just all this information going against each other.

There's a microphone on it for some reason i've been waiting for this moment yeah for quite some time did you get your water out of there oh is there water so i'm in your ice yeah that ice melted a little bit i watered mine down a little bit i might my nectar might not be as sweet a little bit more why not we're killing half the bottle of this sweet, thick, nagging art. It's so heavy and thick, I can feel it.

Oh my God. I'm going to get a workout. Okay, it actually kind of smells. The guy who sent it to me, I can't say any details about him, but I checked him out beforehand. He's a real person.

I was worried about giving my address out to some random guy online, but I checked him out. He's a real dude and he said that he can't be connected with it at all and he was worried about giving my address out to some random guy online. But I checked him out. He's a real dude. And he said that he can't be connected with it at all and he was going to use crypto to buy it. He wasn't going to use real money. So this is, thank you, sir.

Okay, well, cheers to the Thick Boy industry. Thick Boy Nation brought us this drink. Yeah, let's see. I mean, it really doesn't have much bite to it. That's kind of nice. It's smooth. Yeah, it's not bad. I'm really not going to, I'm not going to lie.

I don't know if I want to slam it. Yeah, I guess you're right. There's not much bite. I'm not really much of a Wigski connoisseur myself. This is like a blended whiskey, right? I think you guys have that. Yeah, it's like half Japanese. I mean, it's got...

God, I bet Shop can make a great joke about that. Yeah, probably. It's half Japanese, half gay. Yeah, it tastes a little bit gay, honestly. You know, it's not terrible. I'm not going to shit on it just because of the brand but it's not great

either no and for you know a $90 retail whoa so that's the price that's the price

89 bucks I think is what I saw 80 to 90 huh or maybe more and also I get famous it is something like

that it's like 90 bucks or something bugs yeah but if you go in like three guys, it's only like 30. Back in the 90s.

Three bottles. That's like three bottles of Jameson. No, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's better than Jameson. I don't know. I don't like Jameson.

When I drank it, I kind of, I remembered that like, not so good stuff. Not the Jim Beam, but like, what's the other thing that's like it? That's not that great?

Something like a guy's name. Jack Daniels or Jim Williams. Yeah, yeah. No, that's like the work. That's what the work. That kind of reminded me of that. No, this really is not bad. It didn't burn as bad.

Although I'm also just an alcoholic, so I want to touch my sweet lips. By the way, yeah, you should drink this responsibly. And if you need help, we have a sponsor on the show now. Another Chang's listener, he said he has a small budget for his rehab center. It's called St. Christopher's Addiction Wellness Center, and it's located in Baton Rouge. So get help. Get help if you're addicted to Tiger Thick. You know, I got to say, the more I'm drinking it, and I'm not, I'm being completely honest. I'm not nuts about it. The first sip, because you didn't know what to expect,

was like, hey, that's not bad. But now that I've had a few sips, it's a weird blend. The Japanese whiskey and bourbon is not. It's almost soft or something. I don't know. It's like, I'm way more of a scotch, like incredibly smoky, peaty scotch drinker. This is like the

exact opposite of that. I mean, but I like that. I thought it would be, I thought I just thought it would be God awful. It's okay. Yeah. I don't know if I'd have it seven times a week, but like if, would you, what would you do if somebody brought this in a party? Like, you know, people show up with drinks. Drink it.

Yeah. Well, then you do shots for sure. Yeah. What is the market for Tiger Thig whiskey, do you think? Who's buying this stuff? You know, I got to, we still have to do some field work in going to a show outside of Los Angeles where he's doing an hour long.

We're just seeing the people who are- Get anthropological with it. I mean, there's, well, we talked about it who were get anthropological with it. I mean, there's what we talked about on the last, the last time I was here, seeing the people who just went out to see a comedy show and have no idea about like comedy audiences. Well,

you're right. But I mean, just, I think it's interesting because it's, but I like, imagine one and a half stars. Sorry. I just saw that.

What, what the review it has Tiger think has one and a half stars yeah yeah that tracks anyway sorry go on what if there's something in the whiskey

that makes you like like we get redacted I'm like he's actually my favorite comedian you have to drink this to really

understand Schaub I Gettysburg. I mean, we should, you know what we should have done is created a drinking game for this episode. Right. I mean, we still can. It's still going on. I mean, yeah, anytime he says one of the things we drink, says something wrong.

Yeah, and he mispronounces a word, says something's gay. Here's one thing I was thinking, though. You know how at his shows he'll have videos of people coming up and be like hey man you're actually really funny he has like oh really oh you're great like oh dude you're he has videos of like testimonials yeah or like comments comments will be like dude you're so funny like you're the best comic on the show do you think anybody does that with the wigs Ski? They're like, you know, it's actually really good. This is such a good Wig Ski.

Now, my question is, is his merch table like just bottles? I think, I mean, I saw some stuff on the subreddit. It is illegal, but I think he was talking about doing that in San Antonio, which is like especially in Texas. that's highly illegal.

Well, to be selling bottles of whiskey in the lobby of a comedy club after a show, I don't think he can do that. And maybe he wasn't doing it. Damn. Did he make that? Yeah. Why would he do that? We're looking at Shab Oethik toward 2022.

He's like Dahmer. He just heard of Jeffrey Dahmer like two weeks ago. Yeah, he's like, he's like, what? He's like, what? He ate him up? Oh, by the way, since we just cracked open the, the bottle, I got some recommendations for you guys to do for Shab songs. Oh, hell yeah.

I'll just go through this list real fast. What if Shab was one of us? Stuck in the middle with Shab. Shab in the name of love. I'm on the Shab of the world looking down on some Kratom. Boppa, can you hear me?

Boppa was a Rolling Stone. We're going down, down. And then the video of that one of him where he keeps falling down just show that while you sing it and then I smell segs and kratom here shots picking his crotch

in my chair clip all that that's all the prepared material very good alright let's keep in mind I guess the drinking game if we remember we'll play it That's all the prepared material. I'm going to get fucked up now. Very good. Very good. All right. Yeah. Well, let's keep in mind, I guess, the drinking game.

If we remember, we'll play it. But let's watch it. Yeah. Wait. So we said when he says something wrong. Okay. We'll figure it out. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If there's something we legitimately can't understand. I don't know. Well.

Just yell drink if something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You yell drink. That's what you yell, Gerardo. Are we going to do this one? Yes, sir. Okay, this one. The title is, Why Boy That Works

Too Much Has So Many Fans. He Doesn't Need to Watch UFC Live, Bapa. Posted by AbelBeat4977. This is from four hours ago. Enough of Texas. A lot of Tiger Thick out there. A lot of Tiger Thick.

Every time he says Tiger Thick. Cheers. Rewind that clip. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Also,

Chin Chin is like a way to say cheers. It's like a British thing, I think. Oh, really? Like Chin Chin. It's like, yeah.

So that kind of ties in. It's kind of interesting. Enough of Texas. A lot of Tiger Thick. Cheers. Tiger Thick. It's our biggest market. our biggest market with specs and meet with distributors your boy was working even when he wasn't on stage but it was a grand old time shout out to everybody who came out um yeah the only bad thing is when you do this stuff um um, you know, I couldn't, um, watch the UFC. This,

this is, we have to remember, he also recorded this on a Christ Monday morning. Cause he looks the same, right? Yeah. He's like, he looks terrible,

but I mean, like what, what's going on in the back? It's a little bars. There's some like shit. Well, that's, he puts his favorite ways.

Well, that is favorite whiskeys, but then he's got a shoe, his favorite shoe of the month. It's a shoe. Okay. Okay. The shoe that he drinks out of. I thought it was like-

He fills that with Tiger Thick once a week. Something I really was hoping would catch on with the subreddit is the drinking out of the shoes. Yeah, I was hoping that- So was that real? He drank? I missed that. I must have missed that.

No, I think that was something Walsh made up, right? Oh, okay. Yeah, he doesn't actually drink out of his shoe. I was hoping San Jose Jack Johnson would real? He drank, I miss, I must have missed that. No, I think that was something Walsh made up, right? Oh, okay. Yeah, he doesn't actually drink out of his shoe. I was hoping San Jose Jack Johnson would catch up. Yeah. San Jose. That's a pretty good one. I feel like there's a lot of good stuff in that episode.

See 281 live. Obviously, I know what's going on. Obviously. Obviously. Obviously. All right, right. Here's the other thing, though, real fast. I don't know. That is the other thing though, real fast. It,

I don't know. That is where we were talking about this earlier. It's like, how, I don't know. It does. Like he just says shit wrong. Like he just,

like he just does. It's, it's like literally like probably a speech impediment or it's brain damage. Well, that's, that's the, you know, I bet there's plenty of footage.

I'm not trying to. I mean, I've said it before. He definitely wasn't setting the world on fire with his intellect before he got knocked out four times or got hit by a football or whatever. He never addresses it at all. It's like he doesn't know that he's not. I've heard, I've seen clips where he like, he's like, I got CT out the ass or like, he only calls it CT. He even gets that he's not. I've heard, I've seen clips where he like, he's like, I got CT out the ass.

Or like, he only calls it CT. He even gets that wrong? Yeah, I don't mean like he doesn't, he says he can't talk. But that's like a different clip. But he'll say like he talks bad. But right after he does it, like just then, he's like, obviously. Yeah. But he doesn't say, oh, my bad.

Like, you know what I mean? I don't know how. He's a fighter. He just powers through it, man. There he doesn't say, oh, my bad. Like, you know what I mean? I don't know how he's a fighter. He just powers through. There's too many times where he does it wrong. He has to stop. This tiger thing is making me forget what I'm about to say. Yeah.

Because when we do the meet and greet, three fans have come up to my dude. You see what happened to Izzy? I'm like, thank you. No, I didn't. Thank you. So there's no way to not hear about it. So. Oh, I remember what I was going to say. There's something in his mouth. Oh, there's no way to not hear about it so oh i remember what i was gonna say

there's something in his mouth oh there's that too he puts like 10 nicotine pouches in his mouth is that what it is that's the sponsor yeah oh like the snooze or like i think it's like snuzz yes that's what it is but it's crazy because he doesn't smoke. Why would he start to? Because, and this, I gleaned this from the TFAQ, is I think that somebody told him that nicotine helps with CTE or something. I mean, he's just getting advice from like. It's so funny. The fire in the kid's picture is Randy. He's getting advice from the liver king or something, some idiot.

Who fucking knows? Well, I do remember. I mean, nobody's giving him any good advice anywhere. And if they do, he doesn't pay attention. Nicotine is, you know, smoking's bad, but nicotine, it does stimulate your brain. I heard that from Johnny Pemberton. Shout out. Johnny Pemberton.

Yeah, we should definitely get doctor medical advice from pemberton i mean i want to find out what schaub's dad does yeah we were talking about peter schaub is his name and i did like a i mean it seems like people in the subreddit know somebody knows because people were alluding to the fact that his dad funds his lifestyle so huh like he's the secret um like he invented the penny he's the guy who sent us he's just a rich kid he's the guy who sent us the bottle that's funny his dad's like i'm tired of my son doing he's like actually like this is another way to get the name out there like even if they're ripping even if they're ripping on them like all press is good press he's like the chris jenner or whatever i'm not trying to tell you how to run your show but i think 10 minutes of shop should just be a drinking game 10 minutes like you have different

guests a bottle of tiger thig every week okay oh yeah i mean not not a bad just refill this with other shit you already have the bottle. It's Tiger Thick again. Apple juice. You pretend it's you. I'm kidding. We'd never do that to you guys at Chang's. We keep it real. I think Chang's would be behind you not

spending $90 a week. You're the Dean Martin route where you're not actually drunk. You're just pretending to be. That is something one or two people have said. They're like, you're wearing his merch on the- No, that's the other thing too. It's a fair point. You are like in a way promoting him,

even though you're ripping on him or whatever. But I don't know. Also, I feel like pretty much every comment is like from the desire that like, wish you'd tell a good joke, man. Yeah, we want him to get better. No, that's true. I think that's true, right? Every comment is like from the desire that like, wish you'd tell a good joke, man. Yeah, we want him to get better. No, that's true. I think that's true, right?

I want him to get better. I want him to address some of these criticisms that people level. Okay. Do you want to jump into this guy? Yeah, yeah. Okay, so this is dense, quote, in quotes, dense boy. This is also from Rogan and Shorty Pie. Your shit should be dense boy. I mean, the brand's fake boy. That's the dude. But it's different.

You know who gave me the nickname fake boy is Mark Norman. Mark Norman gave me fake boy. I know. Dense Boy. Yeah, because it means two things, like big, but also dark. You know what I mean? Oh, he's just kidding. I thought we were having a good day. No, I hate you. Sorry, I never liked you.

I don't even care anymore. You can kill me. Oh, and another shot. Oh, wait. So first off, how many fucking podcasts are there that these guys do with different names? Like eight. Like what the fuck was this? I've never seen this one.

This is a good question. And I feel bad because I'm not homeless enough. We all need to get more homeless. Oh, to be like to know. To know, yeah. I'm pretty up to speed at this point. So you know what this is. Golden Hour.

They rebranded The King and The Sting. I was about to say, is it just... Yeah, because there's no more King, Sting, and The Wing. But the thing is, there's a podcast called The Golden Hour that already has a very similar logo. And they either checked it and were like, those guys don't matter that's stupid yeah that's what they do well you know they say uh great artists steal yeah well

yeah no nobody matters at chang's too we don't want to forget that but yeah they that's what the knock on shop if you watch that beige frequency thing oh yeah i mean he steals years ago yeah he steals the background for his thing from some artist and then there's all these other things that he's you know parallel thoughts so big in comedy especially you only have one thought that's the thing i mean that would almost make sense if he had any thoughts in his head like that's the it's like there's no it's like there's just no question's like, there's no, it's like, there's just no question, you know? Like there's no reason debating like, well, maybe he creatively, like there's not a creative bone in his body.

No. And that also makes me think that he might be too stupid to steal things. It might be somebody else stealing. No, I think it's, oh, I like, why don't we do something like that? And they're like, oh, okay, well, how do you want to design it? I mean, just do that. But like right thick instead of, you know, Banksy or whatever.

Some guy wrote on the YouTube that Corey Holcomb has a Magic Johnson AIDS joke. Oh, yeah, okay. And I wonder if- Why would anyone claim to have that bad, terrible joke? I know, it's terrible. It's a terrible joke. But I bet Holcomb, whatever his version of it is, funnier than- Sure, sure.

And old brain dumb. Okay. So this is the intro to the golden hour podcast. Okay. Friends that laugh or no video friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about, but that won't stop. Hey,

we got, we got, we got to drink. Nothing can stop us. Hey, we got a drink. We got a drink. Nothing can stop us. Ooh. I show you the use of love. Just rebrand it enough. It's stronger, better, bigger power

because it is the Gold Network. It's the Gold Network. Okay, First thought is you guys definitely need to record something like this from now. Although you kind of already have one. Yeah. For the driving around thing.

And when you kind of look, I'm like, okay, yeah. Maybe they stole it from you. They do like a Louie Louie thing. Yeah. I mean, well, we have that for the regular regular podcast but we also have for the 10 minutes of shop we have the thing that cr guitar shout out to the canadian guitarist that made it the song where it's like time for my favorite i know the song but i mean with like you know how they had like a like it's a fake sitcom type thing yeah we should have like three things that's corny and played out though too like i mean what well also it's just like why does your why does your podcast need a visual type because people are why i mean i'm curious like these guys have i've been podcasting for you know over a decade i've been podcasting well i mean listen

i've had no success in anything that's fine but these guys have like i mean this is a successful like shit on them all you want thick boy industries is generating some money like he's got full fucking staff and like also walsh like and great eric griffin and chris d'alia aren't fucking doing this 200k views 200k views 10 days ago and that's fine and that's fine but also it's like everyone that watches this shit besides us is a fucking idiot and I immediately am just drunk and angry what I was going to say was like

I've been to a live show of one of your podcasts and it's like an actual show you know what I mean like this provides nothing that's a good point because you did the moon tower you actually did it you had a live podcast there where shab was gonna do moon tower right

and then he canceled because he couldn't be away from his kids or something yeah but really it's because they didn't have enough tickets sold or like he wasn't even supposed to do it anyway something yeah i forget it's always something shady with him do you think in that intro that shab picked out the things they do? Did Eric Griffin pick out pooping and smelling bad? They brainstormed. That is an example of all three of their

comedic sensibilities sitting down at a fucking table for an hour and a half. They hung on to Leah for so long. The editing hung on him for so long. It really did. He's the handsome superstar I definitely I mean how far

like that's you know I'd almost I'm almost happier the kids love him yeah I'm almost happier Dicey

Dicey Dicey like never having success than being you know he was on his way

like he was had an NBC show, was on two NBC shows, started being in movies, was on Netflix shows. And now this is what he's reduced to. This is it. This is the, this is it for him. He's not coming back. Like people aren't like, you know, it's not going to be like water under the bridge five years from now. Like, oh, let's give D'Elia a show. It's been enough time like he's this is it and i mean it's also this is it for me but even worse so i think this has been said before but he's like living in like a steinbeck novel now like it's a mice of men for the rest of his life right and then he's basically like george and he

has to deal with lenny tell me tell me about the times before you were outed as a serial. Yeah. In this scenario, though, George is the one that's hurting women. Yeah, yeah. Lenny really hasn't done anything wrong. Well, Lenny's done a lot wrong. Lenny's done a lot wrong, but not like, you know, what George is accused of in this scenario.

George has a little more checkered past. Honestly, there's two georges because there's both george yeah oops there's callan and ranks god it's so funny that both of them were accused of like stuff yeah the word is that funny yeah but it's like we know it's ironic that like that whole kind of comedy store scene that i was like i don't i don't need to go up there that bad like i don't really dig any of these personalities and it's like oh they're all and none of them are funny yeah well that was the night it wasn't the 90s it was 10 years ago i'm just oh yeah yeah i mean stupid i can't how long will I be able to get away with doing that we'll see that's what Chris D'Elia said

so here's what we got we got Griff breaks down Bapa's style of humor that's kind of like what we're doing Yura Zura's

haphazard that's from oh hap shout out to hap shout out hap we're gonna like the way Eric plays I guarantee it

what is he wearing yeah that's great I guarantee it. What is he wearing? Yeah. That's great. Did he just jump out of a fucking airplane to be in this show? Is he driving a race car? Yeah. I was about to say those are the sunglasses from drive. Yeah.

It's a bit, there's a drive vibe, but also you should have sponsors on the jacket, like motor oil, whatever. Penzo, Penzo or whatever. Is it a Rocco's?

What? Like I'm trying to look at what it actually is. It's just. Earthworm Jim. Royal, whatever. Penzol or whatever. Is it a Rocco's? I'm trying to look at what it actually is. Earthworm Jim? I don't like this studio because his favorite shoes aren't there. Yeah, I don't know. There's no shelf. I don't feel safe here.

I don't feel safe here. The movie's called Heavyweights. That's a reference. Is that a big man, basketball camera? Yes. Okay. Hold on.

Earthworm Jim is this game that was on Sega Genesis. It's like kind of like a funny adventure game about this worm who like controls this space suit and he fires a gun. It's like, yeah, I remember that. This is really that. Okay.

Is that what it is for real? Yeah. It says it on his sleeve. Earthworm Jim. It's the same kind of font as the... Now I'm like, does Sean play Earthworm Jim?

No, but he... He doesn't know what it is. He just thought it was crazy. There's a worm on it. He spends a lot of money on clothes. That's probably a $2,500 jacket. Yeah, maybe. The fucking coffee's to he spends a lot of money on clothes so like that's probably a 2500 jacket yeah maybe like he's you know like i mean the fucking coffee's from arowan it's probably 30 bucks in that small right

glass right there good yeah good point but he wears like designer clothes that like don't necessarily look good but like you know it's like gucci like do you ever see somebody it's just like a regular sweater but they spend 1100 on it because it's from Gucci. Yeah, and Shaw walked into Gucci and got the worst possible. He walked into Gucci and got an Earthworm Jim jacket. He got that at GameStop 17 years ago. Can you return the jacket? Do you guys have a changing room?

Can I try this on? It made like big camp, like learning how to post and all that kind of stuff. Fat kid camp. I didn't want to. Like heavyweights. No. Ben Stiller.

No, tall. Yeah, tall. Big Ben. Like in the post. I'm going to get to teach you something. When you do the joke and it doesn't hit. Oh, that's why I went quiet. That's why I went quiet.

You don't say it eight more times. No, no, no. That's his thing. No, that's my thing. That's the thing. See how hard you'll have it? That's funny. That's why I went quiet. That's why I went quiet. You don't say it eight more times. No, no, no. That's no, no. That's my thing. That's my thing. That's actually funny. He's got two premises at his show and he just got to keep doing it. People don't laugh.

They just go, okay, move on. Just give us the goddamn merch. That's why the merch show so well he's still like he just doesn't get it on it like even when people are making fun of him he's like oh yeah i'm laughing along with you but you can still see in his eyes he's like what's funny yeah like i don't get it but i'm gonna play along it's like if terminator's eye thing didn't work and he's just looking around like i I don't know who is the enemy. You woke more or less thinking that Brendan isn't good at standup.

This is from our, our, our friend haphazard. This is the open mockery continues. No, she doesn't have that place. You know, people, you know,

I think they charge extra to stay in that room. The one that she died in. Yeah. People are morbid like that. Imagine you at the front desk and you're like, can I get the... Can you imagine someone do that? Like if you went to the Chateau Marymount or whatever it's about.

Cheers. That's classic. That's so funny. Chateau Marymount. Marymount is a college where I... That's like next to my house. That's so good. I'm refilling. Yeah, please do.

And I have more ice. Should we pause and get more ice? Yeah, let's do that. Yeah, pause real quick. Why can't these guys hang out with a tell? Like, why can't we get a tell through? I don't know. There actually are funny guys that like are in that world.

In this world? I guess it's not really the same world, is it? Yeah, I think it might be a little different. No, people are going to distance themselves from Delia and fucking Callan at least. And then also, I mean, Schaub's an open miker. Schaub's a fucking six-year open miker. I would love to see Schaub talk about Dave Attell and how we would botch the name. You know, my favorite comics are George Charlton.

Dave Attell. Dave Attell. Dave Att Tell. Dave and Tell. Dave and Tell. Dave and Tell. Richard Preer. He says you. Richard previously. Brendan Walsh.

Actually, Walsh is perfect for him. Robin Wilson. Walsh is a perfect name for him. Robin Wilson. He'd say Walsh. I love comic view. How do you bunch comic view? Norm MacDonald.

Nordic Donald. Nordic Donald. You stay at the John Belusi suite. John Belusi. John Belusi. Drake. Drake. John Belusi.

Great timing, Shane. He died at Chateau Marriott. Marriott. Chateau Marriott died at Chateau Marriott Chateau Marriott God damn Chateau Marriott got me good I almost said unsane like

I'm telling you there's a tit that's thick man hey listen you're just saying Jose Jack Johnson my tongue's thick dude

my tongue's thick my tongue's getting thick triple G God look at that fucking dead man. Triple C, I mean. Not Triple G. Thank you a lot. Paramount with John Belushi.

What's it called? What's it called, though? I botched it. Can you go back? That has to be the clip. Come on. You stay at the John Belushi suite. John Belushi, yeah.

John Belushi. Chateau Maramount with John Belushi.. John Belushi, yeah. John Belushi. Chateau Marymount with John Belushi. What's it called though? Dude, Dewey is funny. That has to be the clip. Come on. That has to be the clip. Is it not a tricky hotel name?

Oh, is it tricky? Is it not? It's tricky. It's tricky. It's tricky. He's saying these words. He's saying these words. Hold on. Shin, what's it called?

Chateau Marmont. Yep. And John Belushi. Well, John Belushi. John Belushi. Yeah, it's easy. He waves away the John Belushi. The Hotel Marmont is tough for me.

They're like figuring out that anybody can do this. But he's owning up to it. He's like, oh, yeah, I fucked up. We didn't realize Belushi didn't even notice. Even after he said it two or three times, he still was like, well, that's easy to do. You know how like some people think and talk in paragraphs? I feel like Shab is like a guy who's like,

he's talking before he's thinking of what he says every time so he's realizing what he says probably like two sentences after what he actually or two weeks later two weeks later depending on how much kratom so you don't know well you want you watch some but like though kratom adderall alpha brain all this stuff it's got to affect you it's working like i'm tired it's working it's working man you. It's working. It's working, man. You can tell. It's definitely working.

It's creating great content. Call them 10. All right. This is posted by, this is from Rogan. It's a shorty pie. Shout out. Living well is the best gadushing.

Let's get it. Dana, only $99. This is such a gift. Every UFC, every UFC field. So thirsty to get on there. And he gets so mad when I call him out. I'm sorry, Theo.

Dana, you're so good to us. I would pay $9,000 for this card. Is that poor to me? Yeah. But Theo Vaughn's in the back with Jared Leto. Okay, so just in case you didn't hear that, Theo Vaughn's in the back with Jared Leto. So,

old times, maybe when I eat, I to eat a hot chip? Eat a hot chip. For olden times. I don't even know where to start with this shit. Eat a hot champ. No, I'm okay with that. What did he say?

I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want that. I mean, he's so broken up. Do you think they have flaming hot Cheetos in the front row of UFC events? I mean, I feel like, I feel like Schaub would be the best like PSA for like the dangers of UFC. Oh yeah. Like you too could become a comic.

You too could have a hundred thousand people. I think he's a, I think he's a different, you know, he's different. He's different. He's different. I mean,

it's, I wouldn't, I think that's an insult to all UFC. Like, I mean, there's a lot of pretty intel, like there's intelligent guys. I like UFC.

I like Cormier. He's a bunch of other people. When I, when I watch UFC, I'm like Cormier and a bunch of other people when I watch UFC I'm like this guy's a reader Alan really is going to get beaten up by one of the UFC people you know we joke around about it Shams inspired me I'm going to start MMA fighting and I'm going to do

the reverse of what he did not to compliment you too much but I think one of the funniest things that we've come up with during all of this is the idea of him cutting stucco Dallas. You know, doing the stucco shit. You said that. That is so fucking funny.

You said the night before, he's using stucco. He's cutting out the Dallas skyline to put over the improv shit. God damn, that's stupid. But somebody had to do it. Somebody had to do it, yeah. Why?

I say why too much in this show, but it's like, that is a mystery. That's going to be in the 30 for 30 or the documentary that comes out. I mean, I kind of want like, I think if there's a documentary. The 30 for 30. If there's a documentary filmmaker out there right now, I like, I think if there's a documentary. The 30 for 30. If there's a documentary filmmaker out there right now, I mean, I think. Ken Burns, are you listening? Just put cameras on Shob.

Start following him around. It's a fascinating, like, I mean, yeah, just from the time he wakes up. White light, white heat or whatever that Windy City. Oh yeah, Windy City heat. I mean, I've talked to somebody about trying to windy city heat him but i just like straight up from the time he wakes up to the you know fall on the thing go pro autumn i mean just make a document a gopro on him for safety purposes for

him yeah no he needs like for his health insurance he probably needs like a gopro like a cat like a dash cam just to see what he's up to. He can't get life insurance because he's so stupid. They're like, we can't, this is too expensive. We can't insure you. You drink too much Kratom. At one point in the day, he's just like running through the park,

chasing a Frisbee, jumps into a lake, wearing a cone around his head. There's somehow a video of a dog outsmarting him he's playing chess he loses he loses chess to various people and like himself

I mean that would be a good podcast like he already has what the five or six podcasts just one with him and a golden retriever watching clips and him talking to a dog you know the dog actually has the dog still starts ripping on him like dalia and shit the dog starts barking at him when he has too much kratom because that's the next thing is like get him getting off kratom is the thing or

nicotine lozenges i can't he doesn't smoke how do you why would you take nicotine if you don't smoke that's too much well for his brain everything he does is to make him smarter and sharper that's how you get alpha lung but you know i guess that you know that golden hour thing if i could see the appeal in that if it is just those two guys ripping on him then like that's at least a good use of shab yeah i was like yeah you're right when you said that zalia is funny like i mean i think you're kind of joking but i agree i said because he said the same thing i said well but he is smart enough like he does have enough comedic sensibilities to, when he's sitting next to a fucking. He's like bullying him.

Yeah, he's like that. But it's like funny. I do feel like though, if we like harnessed, like yeah, Schaub could be like a sacrifice for the world. Like if we like all rip on him enough, like it could be like some sorts of renewable energy. Like the wicker man. I mean,

I'm from Jacksonville, Florida. Like, I feel like we probably came up with that. Did you say Jacksonville, Florida? You said it like, I'm from,

I'm from Jagoffville. Quick, throw this fucking target down the drain. I'm from Jagoffville. Listen, you're, you're, we all know you're from San Jose,

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