10 Minutes of Schaub - Tony Hinchcliffe IS THE NEXT BRENDAN SCHAUB | 10 Minutes of Schaub #118

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

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We watched Chris D'Elia's new special, Grow or Die. Allegedly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a secret. Keep it a secret. Join if you want to see it, because it is behind a paywall. Ever heard of it? Yeah. But that's really not why they're here, though, right? No, not really. I don't think so. We also do lives on Wednesday, though. Wednesday at 8 p.m., join us for a live.

We recently did Joe Rogan's Comedians tier list. Oh, yeah. That's where we took all the comedianse rogan's uh comedians tier list oh yeah that's where we took all the comedians or most of the comedians that have been on joe rogan the jre experience and we put them on a tier list yeah tear tearless yeah but anyways that again that's not why they're here no no no not a chance they're here to watch them as a shop so start the timer play the chin clip all righty hopefully this episode don't go too long but you know how we do it over here we go go Baja mode, daddy. Turn on some traction control and buckle the fucking, what do they say?

Strap the fucking. Yeah, strap the. There's a lot of dishes is what you're saying. Yeah, a lot of dishes. The first one here is posted by Ryan Rudd 85. It's called, Aw, Little Toe Got Angry. So Elephant Graveyard made this video about burn the boats. Yeah.

And it got taken down for like a couple of days. Oh, fuck. And then it got reinstated now. Oh, I miss that. I mean, that video, that was savage. I'm far. Far. Yeah, I really enjoyed it.

That's crazy. So he got it taken down by what? Ben Pixels? Ben Pixels, I'm assuming. See, that's so lame. Yeah. That's the opposite. He's all like free speech.

I mean, everyone else already says, but he's a very free speech or whatever, but then he gets criticized a little bit for his terrible special, and then it's a different story, right? That's what you took away. That's my narrative. Yeah, that's your narrative. People should stop talking shit about Joe Rogan.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, he's going to keep you busy. Okay. Yeah. Just because of that? I'm not saying it but you know i mean right it's the one of the funniest things i'm laughing just thinking about it sorry i can't even now that you're saying that and me realizing that our stuff could be taken down in the same way i mean

we're even smaller now i i see that joe rogan had the greatest special. Yeah. I mean, it was Netflix. You can't take anything of ours down, dude. Not a chance, dude. If even he wouldn't know. It doesn't matter. Ours doesn't matter, right? This is like 3 million views. Okay. We're over here pushing 50, if we're lucky.

I'm not a numbers guy, so I don't know. I thought we were at 50 million. Whatever you just said. I wasn't even listening. Every week, you're like, what are the views? I'm like, millions. You're like, got it. Cool.

I just listen to what you say. Yeah. I'm so stupid. I can't read on every week. You're like, what are the views? Like I'm in millions. You know, I got it. Cool. I just listen to what you say. I'm so stupid. I can't read on the YouTube. You don't speak YouTube. This next one. It's a, I put these at the beginning. Dana White's mom posted this. It was getting gringo poppy numbers.

Comedians are the sensitive, most sensitive people on the internet. As you can see, 2.4 mil. Oh, comedians are the most sensitive people on the internet. Well, fuck 2.4 mil oh comedians are the most sensitive people on the internet well fuck you dana white's mom yeah you fucking i'm not sensitive you fucking bastard you hurt me what if somebody sends just you saying fuck his mom to dana white oh yeah he's like who the hell are you who the fuck are these guys yeah i mean that would be good for us if dana white got mad yeah we're not trying to get into UFC. Yeah, please come on the show and choke out Brendan, dude. Yeah, please do.

Okay, so this one is posted by Ryan Rudd 85. What slash who killed the drunk Schwab area? Before I start, I do not condone or support alcoholism, but I've been thinking about this special time in the Bopiverse recently. We had the 9 a.m. Quisp Cowabassas mornings, the failed Shuey Vasa attempts, the extended pinky when he sips on that sweet, sweet nectar,

tiger thick, great times with some great content to look back at, but who slash what really forced Bopper to make the change? Do you want to make any assertions? Eight inches. First of all, I mean, that's a really good question.

I'm going to go, and I know you guys, you probably want me to make fun of Shab. I'm going to say it's Shab. I think he took accountability. He bet on himself and he was like,

look at me. He watched these clips and he finally was like, I said Chris morning. I look like I'm fucking so drunk, you know? This looks like someone who's at a bar

very late at night, but it's at 9am or whatever, or after the rub and tug. This is like those movies where there's an alien invasion happening and then it shows a shot at the bar and everyone's looking at the TV like you know? And one guy's just like fucked up. He's like, fuck it, they're here. Rogan warned

us about them. Alright, he said aliens are coming nobody listening but me and i can't do anything all i got is fucking we got an alien problem y'all or this is like him about to take the drink that he ordered and then seeing a shoe and being like wait a minute there's a better way to do this you know yeah i don't mean to defeat the no aliens are out of the he just saw his shoe and he's like, I should put this drink in the shoe. That reminded me, I think of another scenario

is he's drinking like that at the bar when the aliens are invading because he thinks it's all on him. Like, he's like, fuck it. This is the last one. I'm going to defeat the aliens. Just like I did the Starbucks guy. Make my cappuccino, bitch.

We make fun of Shaw, but then one day he's going to save us all, dude. Yeah, true. Let's see what the next one is here. There we go. Okay, now a little chin clip. This one's posted by ConfidenceSearch8648. It's called A Hungry Wolf Explains What It's Like in the Dark World of Comedy

to a couple of Normcores. Normcore is a new... Does he say Normcore? I don't know if he says it, but I love this interview so much. This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Let's see. So

yes, play it again. So it's like he's speaking in auto tune right there. How is this cool now like this is insane we've had to eat people telling us things are cool that are out of control nothing more than this a guy that talks like so so it's like come man. What are we doing here? Oh, my God. And look at what he's wearing.

Yeah, the hat, the fucking weird members only jacket. He looks like he's on a boat. Yeah. So we're planning. The thing that I've always done. I was built in the darkness of the comedy store. Burberry. I was built in the darkness of the comedy store. Burberry. Burberry. I was spelt in the darkness of the comedy store. And that's where I got this hat.

That's where I got fucked. I got fucked. I got fucked every day. Tommy Vera put his penis inside of me. I had to work the door and tell comedians where to park. And sometimes they had to park their car. And that's why I'm a genius now. I fucking.

I worked at the comedy star. So. Guadalajara. That's where I get this bomber jacket. I have a bomber jacket now. He sounds like the voice I do for the Green. I have a bomber jacket now. He sounds like the voice I do for the Green Goblin. His harassing bar.

So, Tony. The Green Goblin harasses Tony, too. So, Tony, put on the glasses, Tony. Put on the berberi, Tony. Tony, you need Tom Ford's next interview. Get some Tom Ford. Move to Austin, Tony. L.A. at a very dark time so we're planning i started and was constructed as a comedian was so dark and i've always been a maker funner of people a roaster

before that was even a famous word yes it's these guys it looks like a sketch dude it really does they look like extras he looks like the drummer from the black keys and this guy looks like Christopher Reeve after the accident you know what I mean okay be cool you see what I'm saying

I said be cool as a joke so they were bloodthirsty to see a, especially, I think, a Texan, which made the story more interesting to them, whereas just a year or so earlier, yeah, a year earlier,

I was a Californian. And I'm a fucking, I'm one of those, like, Joey Chestnuts type of characters. You know, the hot dog eating champion? No. But I'm just trying to take you down. Never heard of him.

Go on. What's that? Well, there's a hot dog eating contest on Coney Island. Yes, there is. I mean, and I watch it and I get a little horny. Yeah, they gobble glizzies. I kind of do that you know when you're wronged by everybody

and everything and having a fucking great set I'm going to show you motherfuckers that this isn't like you know this is what I do so we're planning if anything ever goes wrong over there

we would love to get back in the Tony Hinchcliffe business. And I cannot tell you. I cannot explain to you how much fucking joy it brings me. This is a fucking cautionary tale. If we ever get any kind of real success, we cannot

gloat at all. Watching this has nailed home that point though i mean maybe me that the most i'll do a post when we get to certain milestones like 10k like i'll do a post yeah i am not talking about how much i like it so yeah this is this makes me have fear i mean we're so far away from success but i was built in the darkness of the podcast game. So we were watching The Gringo Poppy, and so we got a lot of views from that.

And just after that, I mean, they really wanted to be in the Brendan Cooney game again. They wanted to get into the fucking Gerardo business. The belt buckle shit is out of control. Yeah. Because that just reminds me of when Oathman was like way back when we were younger. He was like, dude, belt buckles are in. And he got like a Nintendo game, like, you know, the game controller thing.

It was like a Nintendo button. I was like, dude, you're going to get so many chicks from that. And I was like, I need a belt buckle. But that was when we were like, I don't know, early 20s. Yeah. This guy's in his 30s doing this shit. Now he wants to be a cowboy. But what's next, boots? Fuck out of here, dude. Yeah. This guy's in his thirties doing this shit. Now he wants to be a cowboy, but what's next boots.

Fuck out of here, dude. Yeah. Let's see here. Uh, this one's called Skadoosh posted by Poncho Pete. Uh, it's, it's a quote from Theo saying sometimes you need to give up on people,

not because you don't care, but because they don't mean great quote. Mm. Hmm. Very true. Yeah. on people not because you don't care but because they don't mean great quote very true yeah sometimes you expect someone to be somewhere they show up late and they're like sorry man i had to get this big gulp i gotta go to the bathroom real quick so you leave them that's so thing is so good okay uh this is posted by organic possession 53 uh is this chode the worst member of the bopper verse i can smell this weirdo's breath through my phone it smells of cigarettes and semen be cool

yeah be cool dude i mean i don't know is it what do you think is the worst and i don't mean to put you on the spot you don't have to answer you don't want to i think that's the appeal of the bopper verse is that they're competing now. Now they're competing for the worst spot, unbeknownst to them. That's true. Who can be most cringe? I say Tony, he's rising in the polls if he's not already on top.

The gloating I could do without with Tony. That's the biggest fucking red flag for me. What I don't understand and what interests me more than who's the worst is why are all their faces red? Yeah. What is going on? What is Joe Rogan making them eat?

Is this a side effect of alpha brain? Because I'm worried about Tony. I took a bunch of alpha brain and so my fucking face turned into a tomato. Yeah. I mean, that's a possibility. we got an alpha brain problem y'all but if i were to answer non-ironically or you know without satire i would say burke kreischer is pretty close to the worst he sucks yeah that that new thing that uh is all in all that is all the rage of the youtube channels with mark maron. That's pretty ridiculous. Oh yeah.

Yeah. That, that whole debacle. Yeah. I believe that Marin was talking about Chappelle or whatever. So it looks like a kind of a dick move, but to say Tony's the worst, he is,

his stock is rapidly rising. I will say that when we do this show every week, it's like, Oh, he's in, he's in 18 out of 20 clips this week, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you always got to keep the number. Oh, there we go. Yeah. It's like, oh, he's in 18 out of 20 clips this week, dude. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, you always got to keep the number. Oh, there we go. Yeah. He's the next one, dude. There we go. It's posted by Mountain Pepper 3586, Tony Hinchcliffe, inventor of the concept of the roast.

Let's see. I've always been a maker funner of people. What do you think about that? I mean, I do shit like that all the time. I like mess up and say too much of the word or the full phrase instead of when it's supposed to so you know he's always been a maker funner of people hey that's fine yeah see this is something that'll be brought up after he makes like 80 other fucking colloquial leolisms that aren't real

oh okay you know what i mean so there's many okay it's gonna happen where he's just like this is the shop fucking shabani's speech maker funner of people is sure starting to head towards uh smartest tool in the shed territory okay but uh i like it no big deal here a roaster before that was even a famous word i mean mean, that's ridiculous. Mitchell Ryan. I love a good roaster. A roaster before. That was even a famous word. Roaster.

A roaster before. That was even a famous word. Roaster. A roaster before. That was even a famous word. Roaster. I mean, yeah, the roasts have been around for a long time. Dean Martin, have you ever heard of them? And that was like the Dean Martin roast. Yeah. I don't know what Tony was talking about there. Yeah. I mean, that's what my

parents called sex growing up. I was like, I'm going to roast your mom tonight. Yeah. I try to be funny, but it just was so not funny. It became funny. Yeah. My reaction to it, I think. You fucking gross bastard. What do you think this clip's about, dude? Icarus lives. They gave a hungry wolf a chance. Well, it sounds like

another Hinchcliffe clip. Let's see. They also studied the way gay and straight people talk. Hey, nice to meet you. I drive a Hellcat Charger. Sounds straight to me. And is straight.

And if you only knew, I'm about to spill the beans on these motherfuckers. They don't even know dang damn leslie still be cool yeah dude what the hell what are you doing that was a great clip uh this one's icarus lives i watched it three times hopefully it doesn't get gadooshed because it is footage from the matrix um but if it gets gadoosed, sorry. This is the world as it exists today. I kind of rest Thompson when he was before he died. Oh, man. I must say, I thoroughly enjoyed your live comedy.

Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. What? Dude, this fucking grifter. Huberman. The Huberman labs. Get the fuck out of here. Fuck this guy.

Scientifically, your special was hilarious. I really enjoyed all the great jokes in it. That's my favorite. What was your favorite joke? Oh, you know the one where you're talking about being a comedian and all that? You wouldn't have an example. The way that you question your homosexuality is very enticing to me. The only...

The three times. I watched it three times. Three times? Yeah. Oh my God. This is the face right here. Three times, dude. I don't think so.

That's crazy. That would be crazy to say about almost any, a good comedy special. Yeah. I watched the Adam Sandler special and let me tell you something. I'm probably going to watch it three times, daddy. Really? Yes. Yeah. I watched the Adam Sandler special and let me tell you something. I'm probably going to watch it three times, Daddy. Really? Yes. Okay.

I'm excited to see it. I don't mind being redacted on Earwaves as you guys all know. That special, dude. Nice. It is a cinematic event. Well, it's good to hear that there's good stuff too. You know, we watch a lot of stuff that's blockbusta. it's good to hear that there's good stuff, too.

You know, we watch a lot of stuff that's blockbusta. So I'm happy to hear that something Netflix is out for people to consume. And we're going to be reviewing it this week. Oh, hell yeah. So check on the Patreon if you want to see what I think. Let's see here. This one's called Slow Joe Better Keep an Eye on Mr. Gimme Gimme, posted by CJK610, and it's the famous meme.

Great meme. Never seen it. Yep. Thoughts? I mean, I think that's just the cats having a little bit of fun. I doubt there's anything there. Hopefully not. I pray to God there is.

I'm just kidding. Because I always want my boy to get his deck wit. This one's posted by Appropriate Duty 930. It's called Rogan Buried Greg. Okay. Rogan Buried Greg's Son's Taekwondo Junior Black Belt. So let me know if you want to pause it.

I know you like Greg Fitzman. My son, he was having trouble when he was in preschool. He was biting kids. He was like crazy. And so the teacher said, there's this place called Marina Taekwondo in Venice. Great program for kids.

So he started in preschool and he went all the way through eighth grade. He got his black belt, his junior black belt. And it changed him. Fucking changed him. He became disciplined. It calmed him down. He used to go like three or four days a week.

When he got his black, I don't know if they always do this, but when he got his black belt. Most people would be like, wow, that's impressive. Like, great job for your son. Joe's like, yeah. He's like working out the details in his mind.

I do karate. Scapical hippo eyes. I know taekwondo. I don't think, I think your son is a bitch. I'll fuck your son up, dude. Actually, people don't get eighth grade black belts. Yeah. Okay. How much alpha brain is your son is a bitch. I'll fuck your son up, dude. Actually, people don't get eighth grade black belts. How much alpha brain is your son taking?

This is exactly where it's going to go. Oh, really? He had to do certain, what do they call them, katas? It depends on katas in Japanese. Yeah, he did his katas, and then he had to break some boards, and then he had to do whatever. And then he had to fight two black belts, like at the same time. And he had to go like three rounds at the same time.

They fucking sicked him on him. And Mr. Keith Jones, shout out. And it was tough. It's just like he's so happy for his son. You know what I mean? Greg Fitzsimmons is a small guy, but he seems like kind of a badass. He tells stories about fights he was in in college. So his son

is the apple that doesn't fall far from the tree. Smartest tool in the shed. They came out and he started crying and Mr. Jones sat him down and he goes, you're going to get back in there. You're going to finish this. And he went in and he wiped his tears and he fucking finished. And then he got his black belt.

How old was he? We started in kindergarten so this would have been in like 6th or 7th grade. It's kind of crazy to give a kid a black belt. Yeah. Little kids. Because it's not real. Yeah. Your son is a bitch. Different schools have different requirements and different belief

systems when it comes to that but somewhere along the line that's where the term McDojo comes from. Somewhere along the line, they developed these strip mall karate places. Nick? McDonald's, I'm thinking. It's like a Mickey. Oh, it's like- Like McMansion, McDojo.

I mean, he already said he was disciplined after going. It's like that's the whole goal of him. He's not trying to become Alex Pereira, dude. Yeah, he's just complimenting his son's change for the positive. Fucking Mick Rogan over here. I know, right? Mick podcast, dude. That would...

They would graduate children all the way up to black belt and they would also they made it real easy for you to do it where you didn't spar it's yeah it's you know taekwondo i quit taekwondo i think most people i used to have a i tried this before i'd be like taekwondo do you know what that means and that's just that's korean for i quit. Because everybody quits. Most people don't get black belts like Greg Fitzsimmons' son. Shout out to him. Thank him. But it's like me telling you a story

about a sandwich and you're focused on the bread. It's like, come on, dude. I was just trying to tell you I had a good sandwich. You know? Yeah. You're like, um, you know, there's a lot of gluten in that kind of bread. It's like, dude, just listen to the story. I ruined the sandwich for you. Yeah. I wouldn't eat sourdough with turkey breast.

This is posted by Big Shoots. It's called Coffee Business. How did that go? And I didn't know you had a Black Rifle Coffee Company flavor, Big Brown, as you see. What? Yeah. I can't imagine that sold very well.

Black Rifle is like, what are we doing here, dude? Yeah, someone got fired. Yeah. Abbott Kenny Fight Club on his shirt. He looks so fit right here, dude. What the hell? Yeah, it was back when he was going to Venice to roll. Yeah.

This one's called You Should See Your Act, posted by Icarus Lives. This week, a lot of Joe Rogan, dude. So let's see what this is about. Building's blown outward. Like like it's blown out now i'm obviously not a fucking bomb expert but i talked to one you should see your action see your action and i fully support your right as an adult to do whatever you want that makes you happy i believe in freedom and i believe in love and also believe in love.

And also believe in crazy people. And here's the thing. It's somehow or another that got left out of the equation. All of a sudden, crazy people just went away like the flu during COVID. It just got absorbed in the numbers. Suddenly, every man in a dress is stunning and brave. It's like, I'm bomb expert. Trans women are women. How about most?

How about almost all? You gotta leave room for crazy. See your action. See your action. See your action. See your action. Plus, I'm sorry. I'm sorry if it's taken me a while to adjust, but all my life.

Bloody hell. I went pretty hard on Norman on the live, but that was funny. Yeah. See, right? Yeah. That was good. Yeah. I take everything back, I said.

Yeah, and when you go that hard on a comedian, I'd never fight back. I'm like, the last thing I want to say is I found him funny before, and then I feel you're going to stab me to death, dude. Yeah, well, that's just because you're weak. It's because you enjoy life too much. This one's called Oh No, Not Lug, posted by AltruisticMistake39. It's a nice little donation here. Caden says, look, we get it, bro.

You live in DZ. Oh, how many? How many chicks you fuck? Oathman sent me this. Actually, both of us sent it to us. Okay, that's funny. I laughed. That's funny.

Nice. That's funny. Thank him. Well done. Well done. This one's posted by Guild Guitars. As you always know, this guy's making frequent appearances on our show here now, dude. It's called What Are You Afraid Of?

Let's see. What have you been on InfoWars for? Mostly talking about free speech. I think that's one thing that... Is that Cooney? ...is critical in alternative media. It's the fight. That's a frontline issue for me.

Yeah. This demonetizing of people's a frontline issue for me. Yeah. This demonetizing of people's videos and trying to censor messages and even how the Twitter exec just recently admitted in front of Congress how they were suppressing negative Hillary hashtags and stuff. I mean, that's crazy to me.

Yes, I think so too. You're manipulating people's ability to feel strange ideas. So as an artist, I think our democracy is better for it. And that includes people who say things that I don't approve of or like. I'd rather have them say it than not say it. I agree as well, and I think it's very important that if people do say those things that you don't approve of or like, that other people express why they don't approve of those things or like them.

And the only way that happens is if you hear the initial thought. If you're so sure of an idea being true, what are you afraid of? Why can that idea not withstand the dirtiest? This is amazing. Yeah. It's the most scurrilous thing that can be thrown at it. Yeah, it's one of the more uncomfortable things about people on the left today is this newly embraced idea that you should be able to suppress ideas you don't agree with.

Suppress ideas you don't agree with. That's terrifying. It is terrifying. That's terrifying. I agree. Oh, really, dude? I knew it was coming. I hadn't seen it, but I knew it was coming.

Dude, that's fucking scary. You're a fucking hypocrite. It is terrifying. You just turned. What are you afraid of? I'm becoming like one with fucking shop clips. I can predict when something's going to happen. Oh, I saw this one actually. It's so crazy, dude.

This is wild. Oh, well, I'm talking about the last one. Yeah, I'm talking about this one. This one. Yeah. Anyways. Okay, so this one's actually. It's so crazy, dude. This is wild. Oh, well, I'm talking about the last one. Oh, yeah. I'm talking about this one. This one. Yeah. Anyways. Okay.

So this one's posted by Confidence Search 8648. It's called DFAG Merch Sweatshop Tour. Let's see. Next, we have my favorite. She is so hot, dude. If she wants to come on the show, dude, I swear to God. It would be great to have her on the show. Yeah.

Yeah. She won't come on the show. I will kick Cooney off the show to have you on. Oh, you mean like, yeah, she's the new Cooney. See her in a red chair. I'll just be great to have her on the show. Yeah. Yeah, she won't come on the show. I will kick Cooney off the show to have you on. Oh, you mean like, yeah, she's the new Cooney? See her in a red chair. I'll just be like, this is the whole show. Our flagship tee right here getting printed out. After that, I think it's safe to say this one's Brandon's favorite.

This is our life too short to drive electric car, and he might be right. From that point, we have an amazing team here printing one-of-a-kind tags for your shirts because these are one-of-a-kind shirts and why shouldn't they have their own one-of-a-kind tag? Next is the heat pressing process. Here we go. We're making a lot of our born-to-wins here. These guys are working overtime. I cannot believe how fast they're moving.

It's insane. After that, each shirt is getting folded, packed with your packing slip, and sent out as soon as possible. Here's my girl, Gi. She's the one making sure every order has exactly what you ordered in it. She's packaging it. She's sending it out as soon as she can. Thank you so much for your support. We cannot wait to do

another giveaway after this. Please check out DriveFastAllGas.com if you already have it. DriveFastAllGas.com She does the same thing he does with this. Yeah. I'm speechless. I don't know. I don't think I've ever

seen something like this before where someone, an intern on a show was talking about how they're making t-shirts and how they're mailing it out and they're filming

the people making it. But I'm also like, what is, what is the end game here? Is this this the it's like a big t-shirt push is as drive fast all gas making a lot of money this is the thing the end game is in question but this is a startup dude they just started drive fast all gas dude toontown was doing terribly yeah and now they're doing drive fast all, starting out with a giveaway of a truck. Right.

Yeah. A whole truck, which is, seems expensive, but why are they making all these shirts? Who's buying the, who are buying these shirts? What dirt does Bapa have on like a billionaire that they're just like, please don't let that come out.

And then he's like, you buy me a jug. I'll give it away. You know, it really does have the energy of a very rich child who can do whatever he wants. And he just is like oh t-shirt company oh

shirt design oh like juice I'm making juice now I'm selling whiskey I'm doing like all this shit I got a Brendan Chobb lunchable on the way you ever have a friend like that as a rich kid who's like yeah I'm starting this business it's like we sell popsicles on the beach we're gonna be big oh no

I never had that specifically specifically that I'm like okay popsicles on the beach. We're going to be big. Oh, no, I never had that. I had it specifically. Specifically that. I'm like, okay, popsicles, right? I mean, everyone likes a good popsicle, right? Yeah, great idea. This one's another Guild of Guitars. This one drags a little bit, but we'll watch it. You know what I mean?

Yeah, I know comic books, man. I grew up on that shit. So let's see. In 1981, DC and Marvel published Marvel Treasury Edition number 28. Spider-Man, Superman, Doctor Doom's in the background. Mr. Doom. Oh yeah, sorry. Mr. Doom and the

Parasite. This was the first and only time Doctor Doom and Superman were featured together in a comic book. Online search results will show other comic book covers featuring Superman and Dr. Doom. Fan art. Example one. Fan art example two.

However, these are examples of fan art and are not real comic books. Boom. Boom. I'm familiar with Dr. Doom. are not real comic books. Boom. Boom. I'm familiar with Doctor Doom. Yeah, I know Doctor Doom. Is it Billen? Superman? Oh, really, dude?

Why is it Chris Hansen? Oh, yeah. Comic books, man. I grew up on that shit. Good. But Jay was saying we were getting some emails because we were talking about Doctor Doom. I was saying how he was with Superman. Grew up on that shit.

So Doctor Doom is from Marvel, up on dr june's from marvel right yeah man's from dc yeah it was like once more over once dc brendan's so wrong i'm not wrong i had the comic book as a kid you're lying yes my memory remembers certain things my memory remembers that comic book i didn't remember you see see the action one? There's a few. Oh, really, dude? There it is. There it is. Shit.

Shut up. Yeah, one's DC, one's Marvel. Shut up, nerds. Shut up. Shut up, nerds. Will he ever address this? No. Yeah, they do collabs at Marvel DC.

That was one I remembered. Stink it for stink it. Stink it. One's collab together or something? No. Yeah, they do collabs at Marvel DC. That was one I remembered Stinkif or Stinkif. Stinkif? Oh, it was DC. Those don't mix. That never happened. Brent said Superman. Doctor Doom's Marvel.

Yeah, dude, had the freaking comics. Oh, really, dude? I was balls deep in comics as a kid. I didn't have the original. I didn't have the original. Balls deep in comics original I had the car I remember distinctively

that picture of Dr. Doom for Superman that picture of Dr. Doom for Superman you're full of shit why dude the desire to be right can lead a man astray yeah it just is so The desire to be right can lead a man astray.

Yeah. You know? It just is so, it's kind of sad. Yeah, he burned the boats on that one. That was good. This one's called Boppa Quickly Changes Topics When the Guest Says He's a Car Guy Too, posted by HeyMarkWigsky. This is pretty great. Freak out, dude. Don't freak out. You a car guy too. Posted by HeyMarkWigsky. This is pretty great.

Freak out, dude. Oh, freak out. You a car guy? Yeah, I like cars. Yeah. I don't have a baller. Do you know who this is or no? Yeah, Jelly Roll's cousin.

Yeah, yeah. No, who is it? No. Okay, good. I said yeah, dude. Okay, good. His name is Green Hat. Green Hat.

I mean, he's got a good hat to be on this show. Yeah. Hat works. Hat's be on this show hat works hat's working for this show to put any in so I'm pretty minimal with the house right now

but yeah I enjoy cars yeah I know you're a car guy right yes sir I know you like to flip trucks

I heard that's the word on the street yep we love a truck acrobat that was on purpose that was on purpose training for the Olympics

turn the wheel yeah already funnier than both the hosts so for you like what's next She's called truck number five. That was on purpose. That was on purpose. Trying for the Olympics. Turn the wheel. Yeah. Okay. Already funnier than both the hosts. So for you, like what's next? He changes the subject. Oh no, dude. I'm wearing the same hat as he is.

Oh, drive as like it is. Oh fuck, dude. I'm about to win that fucking truck, bitch. Fire. Fire. I pray to God you win that truck, dude. You got 30 entries? Yeah.

I mean, that will never happen. They would never allow it, but, and it's also a fake contest, but dude, I mean, that would be proof that God is real. Yeah.

That'd be so funny. It'd be epic. Do we ride around in the truck? We drive the truck to the comedy store. Oh my God, dude. How do you fit that thing? It'd be so funny.

We go to the door. We try to get the door guys to park my car. And I'm like, they're like, what are you doing? You have to leave. And I'm like, and i'm like no no no it's brennan chomps truck and they're like leave now you definitely have to leave uh this one's posted by chin second balcony haven't seen him in a minute it's called guess where lids is shooting his new special let's see you got fans here brother we support you send that jerky i'm gonna buy some merch i'll support support, buy some merch. I'll be in Austin in January shooting my special at Joe's Club.

So you got to come out. I'll come through. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, we'll be there. When does that be? January, I don't know, 12th. Not till next year. Yeah.

Okay, well, you know, let me know in December. It's August, actually. It's August, isn't it? Okay, man, 2028. I will be there. I'll be there. You make sure you're there.

I don't know if you're busy. That's when I'll be in Austin. Yeah, for sure. I don't want that.'re busy, but that's, that's when I'll be in Austin. Yeah, for sure. I don't want that. My mom has given me 1000 pieces of gloves. This last part is like excruciating on the ears. Yeah.

Okay. Ready? So I'm going to use that right now. I'll use one. What the fuck? What is that noise in the background, dude? But are you going to be going to Austin in January, daddy? Oh, yeah.

I got to see Brian's special. I'm down to go. Oh, yeah? I feel like we'll get... We need to get like fake mustache glasses. Okay. You know? When in January did he say i mean come on dude he's like 2028 yeah you'll be an option i don't know we got to keep our eyes out though dude um this one's called boppa destroys the haters in the comments posted by haphazard it's a strange thing it's so weird how he just watches his own content on his own show.

Right? Yeah. He should watch like 10 minutes of another comedian. Yeah. Yes. There's, there's so much. Just watching himself.

Spot on Arnold. It's the only impression I have. It's so funny. Come on, do it. It's so funny that he's like, he's like spot on Arnold watching himself. And then he's like, he's so used to people being like, well, then do it it's so funny that he's like he's like spot on arnold watching himself and then he's like he's so used to people being like oh then do it for me then and so he was like oh they want it i now that i said it's spot on they want it dude the red man that's yeah that's

exactly what's going on every night benches benches come on come on kill me it's not even that good no it's not good but for him i'm surprised he can do anything so yeah spot on comic books how did that go i'd love to see shop do impersonations of people yeah impressions would be great t goes turn on the radio radio mock yeah I go, radio? Mock, yeah. I don't know what that means. The boys love it. Dumb and Dumber. Oh, okay. Mock, yeah. Ing, yeah.

Bird, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's been so long. Yeah. Man, they're forced just to chat the day away. I love that. It's so slow, though.

It's a hummer. I mean, that's not what they're for, right? Military, they're not trying to have 500 horsepower. But I got some plans for that thing. I got some plans. I got some plans. It's a work truck. I'll put some Drive Fast logos all over it.

Put that Polaris on the back. Take it to the practice track. Take it to the races. That's the plan for it. It's so slow, though. It's frustrating. BR87 underscore.

You're going to flip it? Oh, dude. That's so original, man. I never get that comment. It would be literally impossible to flip that thing. You cannot do it. Yeah, dummy.

You can't flip it. It's so aggressive. What a great thing to talk about on the show. Just like watching. Yeah, I got a car. It's pretty slow, man, but I'm going to put drive fast all gas stickers on it. Go Baja mode.

Nothing special about the car. He just says that it doesn't have a certain amount of horsepower. It doesn't say how much it does have. Even a car guy watching would be like, well, how much does it have on the edge of his seat? Yeah. Can you go further?

No. The answer is no. This is a jump scare. It's called just two guys meeting up one time posted by air pumper. Those are that was a special time back when they're fucking killing it back when they were balls deep in comedy. This one's burn. The barstool is posted by holiday toe five seven seven nine and this is expert math honestly you got this

bar stool approximately 71 centimeters tall and then the other bar stool here so according to this math equation we're talking talking 5'2". That's different. That is kind of funny because the stool that you got in your place is a normal stool. And it's like so small that it doesn't even get to the camera. It's like on my knee level. So Rogan is short, yes. I went to an open mic last night where they don't have a stool. And one of the comics was like jokingly kept bringing it up like,

my set would have been better if we had a stool. And then I was like, I could bring a stool next time. And they're like, yeah, you have a stool and one of the comics was like jokingly kept bringing it up like my set would have been better if we had a stool, you know, and then I was like I could bring a stool next time. They're like, yeah, you have a stool. I'm like yeah, I fuck it every night. Nobody laughed. It was a very strange thing to say after knowing what the result would be. So now I'm just the guy that fucks a

stool in his apartment. Now they're ducks. You're a hawk. Yeah, thank you, dude. That's what I needed to hear and it's true too. So this one's posted by Hey Mark Wigski, podcast host, insults guest and his entire genre, an incoherent ramble. I didn't watch this one. So I was like, yeah, that's that title enough. I was like, it'll keep us busy right now.

That's a great title to get to watch the genre grow the way it has. Man, it's been super cool. And I think you had a huge influence in that where you see people jumping over because there's like country, right? Like, you know, Johnny Cash, stuff like that. It's a country country.

And then the crossover where it's a little more like the melodies and like a little more catchy. Like you've got a lot to do with that. Right. There's definitely. But then also, I'll interrupt you.

But then also there was a thing too, like I've been rocking Florida, Georgia line for a hot second. And who put me onto it was Tim Tebow. Yeah. So he put me on like, this is great. But there was a thing too, where it was like the hardcore country guys would make fun of us for

listening to Florida, Georgia. Oh, right. Yeah. Because, oh oh that's not you know johnny kallick yeah yeah now i'm not jamming to johnny kass oh he's so stupid why talk so much dude i know it's like it's kind of thing maybe if you talk so much if you talk too much you kind of eventually you're gonna sound dumb with a guest you have a guest on a talk to him. You're talking all the time. I don't want to cut you off, but the hat is cool and all, but it has two Bs, not three Cs.

Yeah, he's doing that. That's what he does every one, every interview. It's such a weird place to put your guest. You know what's funny? Part of a sign of the show being bad is every time we watch them interviewing somebody they never acknowledge anything about them like it's hard to tell we're like who is that guy we never know because they don't say their name or what they do it's just brendan talking bullshit bullshit baja mode incarnate dude okay so this one's called without a doubt this is one of the

most outrageous things he's ever said. The fact that he actually made up this story and was foolish enough to share it on a podcast is one of the wildest things he's done. Where the F does he come up with this nonsense? Posted by Top Foundation 6313. I killed it, dude. Didn't stutter once.

Yeah, you nailed it. I was preparing that whole show for that. Hammer on the head. Yep, head on the dick. We'll see here. My way to be cool, you know, they I was preparing that whole show for that. Hammer on the head. Yep. Head on the dick. We'll see here. My way to be cool, they would make fun of me, but when recess came, I would shine. And I knew that's how I'd get street cred. So my mom, we didn't grow up rich.

My mom, I made her take me to Payless shoe stores, and I wore a- Double Cs. Gregors at the time. Cleats. Sure. They were the mold cleats. Dude, I wore them. At recess? No, hold up. I wore them to school.

So while I'm walking through, everyone's making fun of me. It's going clink, clink, clink. Wait till recess. I'm about to flex on all you. I know it's 8am. I look like an asshole in chemistry class. We'll see what's up. Recess came and no one had good footing.

Your boy here. This guy's crazy. it was like, your boy here, dude, I was Barry Sanders in fourth grade, dude. It might have been the cleats, but then the other dope thing my mom loved is because they're mold cleats, I'd wear them on black top and all over, is they wore out over time so I didn't need new shoes. So she was like,

oh yeah, you just keep wearing those and they turned into regular shoes. Wait, so you wore run-down spikes or cleats as shoes? For two years, yeah, yeah. McGregor's, oh, yeah, you just keep wearing those, and they turn into regular shoes. Wait, so you wore run-down spikes or cleats as shoes? For two years. Yeah, yeah. McGregor's, yeah, yeah. But, dude, when I had traction. That's real.

What are you laughing about? I mean, I don't even really understand. Is he saying that the cleats helped him in fighting or that he was good at sports? He was playing sports with the cleats. Okay, okay. So because he wore cleats. Football. Football.

He was amazing because he had cleats on. And then they wore down so that it was like a way to because he was wearing them at school yeah yeah there was a way to not have to get new shoes because the cleats just disappeared over time are you saying it doesn't make sense yeah the fuck is the matter with you dude i did i don't even know i don't want to cut you off yeah yeah but that's you're the dumbest person i've ever met what are you saying fair enough i just don't get it i don't even know. I don't want to cut you off. Yeah, yeah. But that's, you're the dumbest person I've ever met. What were you saying? Fair enough. I just don't get it. No, but this. I don't get it.

I'm sorry. I don't get it. I don't feel good cutting people off. It feels so weird, but I'm trying to do it on purpose. No, no, it's funny. Single mom shit right there. Yeah. When I had traction, though, we'll see who's laughing.

Traction control. Anyways. Yeah, this is a bad story. It would be weird if somebody wore cleats all day at school they would probably you'd probably get made fun of

like why are you wearing cleats in English class the fucked up part is that I would believe somebody saying that if it wasn't shop I'd be like yeah that's fucking weird

dude but you wore cleats all day or didn't you care that people made fun of you like no I was so good at football that people were like I get it

but you can just put the cleats on when you play football okay so this is coffee talk uh chin second balcony not gonna lie when i saw the title i was like is it our podcast because that's all we talk about on recommend oh yeah a lot of coffee talk let's see i don't trust coffee shops with too many choices. If they're good, they got the meat and potatoes. I guess so. Espresso. You got your drip. But that's where they make their money, though.

Cold brew. That's it. But that's where they make their money, though. But that's where they make their money. No, bro. That's it. There's no money in giving somebody a $3 thing of just brewed coffee. Oh, you guys are fucking stupid.

No, no. Because the cheapest thing with the highest profit margin is their regular cup of coffee. It costs them six cents out the door. I guess. My fucking kidneys are bothering me, man. Too close to home for me. You need to drink more water. But if you talk to a doctor, fluids are fluids.

I'll say there's diuretics, but if you're drinking enough fluids, fluids are fluids. You're definitely dehydrated then. I don't know. My fucking kidneys, man. I was like, my lower back's hurting. I'm like, that might be my kidneys. Cup, everything. Sell it for five. Then why are they selling croissants? Because you're stupid.

Oh, come on, dude. I like that. I like that. Fuck. Sorry, the kidney thing. I had nothing to say. Nothing? Not on that.

I mean, well, about coffee. Coffee different. I don't think he knows how much it costs for them to make coffee. He's like six cents. How do you know that? But he does know a lot, so maybe. Dude, growing up, he was in the coffee business. He would sell coffee out of his mom's closet, dude. Instead of a lemonade stand, he had coffee.

Yeah. Making it and fucking, you want coffee? It goes cold and people don't buy it. No one wants to buy a coffee, man. I'm doing a coffee giveaway. Free espresso to 30 giveaway or 30x entries when you buy lemonade. He hands someone a coffee and he's like, that's 30 entries for you. And I'm like, what?

You get a big coffee and then are you ready to game me? What? I'm giving away this comic book. This was posted by LTF. What is that name? What does that say? L-T-F- L-Tefler.

It's called Crecht. This made me laugh. Let's see what she do. And when she walked you to your grandma's, it was you, your brother? Me and both of my brothers. Oh, so you have another one brother.

Yeah, I have two brothers. And you're the oldest. No, no, I'm the middle. So I have an older brother and a younger brother. Gotcha. And so that's the family circuit. And then this one, my younger brother got killed. Correct.

Yeah. Correct. Bigger brother got killed. Correct. What? Wild. Just listen. Shab should try a whole show where he just listens.

Yeah. And says nothing. Just a practice. Yeah, but then they'll stop watching, dude. That's true. It would kill our show if that happened. Yeah. Keep doing what you're doing. Exactly. Correct. Correct. Correct. This one's called The Irishman, posted by Jim Second Balcony. This is

pretty great, dude. There's a lot of stuff in here that we never... I don't think... We may have talked about it a couple times on the show but it's just like this is the reason why we do this dude oh hell yeah right you know sometimes in a movie you don't maybe you don't know that that's cgi yeah but then there's a time where you're just like yeah yeah the cgi it always is something on their face like the cgi purpose the CGI is not in the Irishman Martin Scorsese's source easy new film the Irishman the Irishman a few weeks ago I watched Martin Scorsese fucking Martin source keys here with his score says to the Irishman the Irishman It was like a Scorsese guy Martin Scorsese. He's like it's not really like Scorsese. Yeah He's making movies. You should make some more. Scorsese said it.

Scorsese. Boom. There's Brian. That's great. These are always hilarious. That's funny. I do want to endorse someone tonight. He wasn't endorsing the RFK.

This is a hard left turn, dude, in the rest of the clip. Oh, okay. But, you know. I'm going to endorse this next gentleman. One of the greatest people that's ever lived. Ladies and gentlemen, Joey Diaz. I had girls sucking my dick and giving me coke from Chewy. I think I'm fucking kidding you.

Fuck yeah, you got to suck my dick to get up in the belly room. I'm going to make a call for you. That's the fucking gateway. I'm in Hollywood. Everybody knows that. How many girls did you have do that? Oh, 20 of them. I had this little

blind open mic. This is why we can't have Fonto on the pod because if we ever get big, there's going to be old clips of me being like, what did you do? You did what?

I stabbed that guy at Russell's. Yeah, and I'm like dying laughing. The family of whoever Fonto assaulted is like, we just think it's really fucked up

that he's famous now and he has a video of him laughing about Fonto assaulted is like, we just think it's really fucked up that he's famous now. And he has a video of him laughing about Fonto beating up my father. The comedy store with a 20 and just take me up to the belly room and suck my dick and go do this. Suck my dick. Wow. When she got to Hollywood, she was beautiful. And when she left, she had dirty fucking nails were dirty. And a year later, she wrote me a letter to the economy store.

You cocksucker. You broke me. I kept shooting sperm balls in a fucking ear ball. Damn. Jeez. Rough. Good. The Martin Scorsese was the one that got me, though, dude.

Yeah, that is really funny. And the Irish man. It the one that got me though dude. Yeah that is really funny and the Irish man It makes me believe that he actually reads like how do you miss say Martin Scorsese's name if you never heard it audibly but if you're only reading it then you get those gaffes of being like Scorkickagee. I understand

the reading thing like if you're going to say he reads instead of I would think that he's reading instead of watching TV and movies. So he's not really familiar with Scorsese. How to say words. Yeah. Well, he's too busy like building his knowledge from reading nonfiction books. Yeah.

So he doesn't have time to learn all these directors' names. So he's like, what's that guy Scorsese? I'm sorry. I just got done with Hemingway. So it's like, I don't really watch these movies. I'm sorry I'm not a big Marvel guy. I don't like to watch Black Panther 7. Yeah.

All right. I am reading Stephen Hawking's The History of Whatever the... I'm not smart enough to know. Earlier, I was reading a poem by Robert Frist. You ever heard of him? He messes up their names too. Novelists. So.

I was reading Jane wire and I came across a damage shop. Talk about Jane here. I mean, Jane here, Jane here. That's different. This is posed by J Dilla, 23 toe Rogan about to cry to bent pixels again.

One of the thousand murders beige frequency on youtube if you want to look it up i can't link hair yeah so beige dropped a new video this is the opening of it joe rogan's new special burn the boats might be the worst comedy special i've ever watched that sounds like a bold claim given some of the specials that i've reviewed for this channel i've watched amy schumer brendan chobb chris delia and joe rogan himself just to name a few by the end of this video though i believe i will make the case that burn the boats deserves to be ranked among the worst if not the worst special ever made damn yeah yeah dude you got any clapbacks for uh beige no i mean i agree It's pretty bad.

We're special ever though. Brian Callen. All of them are worse than bring the boat grow or die is I said it on the Patreon. Probably one of the worst specials I've ever seen. It's almost not a comedy special because half of it is just male Nanette. Yeah. If Nanette was canceled and had long hair and was creepy.

Yeah. He's talking about how his dad's getting older and then he starts going. I did that. I did that. Yeah. The, I did that thing is the worst part probably. Yeah.

So beige, you got to watch grow or die. Daddy. Uh, this one's posted by celery alarming 1561. It's Bapa could never, it's a video of Alex Pereira in a mechanic shop. It looks like,

let's see putting it looks like. Let's see. Putting the rubber on the rim. Pertama, dikotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak-kotak but how tall is he though because it doesn't count i mean he's not was he is he six foot four oh yeah yeah no cool story brother yeah i think it's funny how they say champ over there is chama Is he six foot four? Oh yeah. No, no, no. Cool story, brother. Yeah. I think it's funny how they say champ over there is chama. Yeah. I would love to be the chama. Something about that seemed real feminine to me,

dude. I was needing, I'm needing to burp while I'm talking right now. It hurts. Okay. This is supposed by haphazard. It's called 30 X bonus entries this week. Only.

It's not true, dude. Let's see. I can't thank you guys enough for the support. You have five days, man. And then this truck's gone. I gotta be honest. I can't wait for the truck to be gone. I'll miss it.

My kids will probably miss it. But so many of you get a badass truck. Hopefully you appreciate it, man. It's been fun. It's been fun. It's been fun. Can't wait for the next one. Already starting. Stay tuned for that.

Five freaking days left. Any merch you buy, you get 30 times bonus entries for this week. Oh, really, dude? This week only. Any merch you buy on the site, you get 30x bonus entries. This week only.

Yeah, it's dope, man. I'm proud of what we've done. Proud of what we've done. I have a goal in mind. How many sales I want to hit? We're close. And I shoot for the moon, man. And we're close.

We're fucking close, dude. Sick. I'm pumped. We're close. Me too. We're close. We're about 500 orders away from where when we started this project, I said, man, if we hit that many orders, this would be a grand slam.

We're fucking close, dude. I can't thank you guys enough. Love you guys. I better see some people in some fucking Drive Fast All Gas merch then. Yeah. Unless he's lying. How many people in Calabasas per capita do you think have Drive Fast All Gas merch? Like 5 million.

Every single person in Calabasas probably yeah most is it illegal for like your family to get entries into something right if one of his family members wins a truck that's fucked up dude it's insane if that happens but you know he's done crazier things this is posted by I see

fond fondant eight four four one quote stool fucking is if it's the right bit can be funny. Wait for togans reaction. This is so good dude. I mean sex with a girl to do a joke. I was having sex with this girl to act it out on the stool, you know, I was having sex with this girl. I was fucking this girl. I was having sex with this girl. They'll act it out on the stool, you know? They'll be like, I was having sex with this girl, I was fucking this girl, I was like, They're like, they'll always use the mic as their dick. They're like,

This is amazing i'm always just so blown away by their creativity the ending is so good dude that's chelsea peretti right yeah yeah shout out to chelsea pretty shout out to her this is post by cheese ram started balder's gate 3 and accidentally created this god dog i nearly threw my controller across the room oh this is uh as you can see bgl oh fuck yeah cool i wish yeah if i played this game this is the character i would pick this is great good job they they're they're painting a narrative they had to make that oh yeah yeah um but shout out to you this is another guild guitars clip if there's more than two people then you need headphones part two we didn't really see part one right i don't know so let's see what this is about blockbuster video i was listening to a podcast recently and it was a friend of mine's podcast

and he doesn't have the people who wear headphones. And one of the things I tell people when you have two or more guests, you must have headphones because then people recognize when they're talking over each other. And my friends that I was listening to was not a good, and I'm calling them afterwards.

I'm going to say, hey bro, you got to get headphones. Do you wear headphones or no? It's weird right it doesn't make sense when there's two people it's you and me if there's more than one person like if there's more than i'm sorry if there's more than two yeah they need headphones so you don't talk over each other oh is that's what it's I was such a... Can I have my own thoughts? Can I find it myself? How about not filling things in? That part of the world, Azerbaijan, Armenia, Dagestan, Turkmenistan, whatever it is.

They all live up in the mountains. The Altuve 7000s they've grown up living in Altuve just fight those oh my god he don't want to

live anywhere else he goes I can totally see it's like wasting a whole village you know back of the channel

ratings though here's the truth it's like I tell Brian all the time we're talking about Corona when the rubber hard guy

that Mickey Ward guy. R.D.K. Hey, what's up, bro? He was like, where you from? I thought it was special. Different reasons though, right? This was for some... Another special shout out.

Yeah, I feel you, dude. Great story. Another special shout out to sponsors tonight manscape the visual electric trimmer so many videos of him without headphones yeah and like just nonce you can't understand anything that's being said i think we we get it. I don't know if there's anything else. That's implants.

Yeah, rampage. They take that out from the stomach. Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Randy. I'm so glad I didn't exit. Nice. Yeah. Many thoughts, dude. That was great. As always.

I love the fucking songs on this guy's thing. Yeah. They're so good, dude. Ah, I'm like vibing. We're back at the Chang's Club I was talking about. When we opened that shit, we were just dancing to fucking... We're dancing to shop clips with baddies yeah at the bar yeah okay oh shit another can you put on that one gil guitar uh one where it's like um he's talking about talking

over people yeah trying to vibe dd can we watch the one where it starts with uh chris d'alia saying oh really dude wait how many baddies are in your party? Five? Okay. And they put the rope so they can walk in. Yeah, yeah. Gerardo's over there. Okay, this one's called Toe is a Moron.

We're hitting the home stretch here. Do we only have 20 more clips? This is I Downvote Cake Days posted this one. Let's see. I always felt like barbershops where guys hung out. That's all just for people who don't play pool. That was always my thought. I fucking forgot you don't have hair, dude.

I'm sorry. No, fuck you. My thought. I see what you're doing. You're getting a guy's place where guys can hang out and just talk. Right. But this is not the way to do it because people come in, people you don't know come in.

You can't tell some dirty story it's kind of dumb right yeah it's like people walk in to pull joints all the time too right joe yeah burn the boats on that one again yeah dude burn that thought dude uh okay this is my favorite clip of the week it It's Confidence Search 8648. Rink's latest guest appearance on another podcast has 370 views in five days. It throws a curveball at you, though, dude. It's so fucking funny. Okay.

Put up the... I'm not going to do this to you the entire show, but this just happened to be because you're talking about acting. Can you put up the thing where he's talking to, yeah, there you go. And by the way, this is not, this is not a video about cancel culture. This is not a video, it's certainly not a video about the Me Too movement. I happen to believe, and it's taken me, to be completely honest, it's taken me a while to come to this conclusion, to understand this.

I believe that the Me Too movement is one of the most important movements of my lifetime. Because for the first time in history, it gives women recourse against the abuse of power. And that makes the world a better place. And that is not. Dude, whoever made this is so good. Yeah, that's a really good edit. Fair play. And I believe in fair play.

Laughing so hard. He looks over and he says, I believe in fair play. And I believe in fair play. He laughs so hard. He looks over at me and says, I believe in fair play. And we live in a very strange time where anybody can make an allegation against you. And you are. I miss that. You know, I always forget. You know, it's fun. I see that and I go, it's good.

I can laugh. I can barely watch myself usually. But that's okay. I wonder what the actual bit was because like nothing he's ever done has been funny. Yeah. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's a pain in the neck. That's has been funny. Yeah. That's a pain in narrative, daddy. I called you daddy like that. This one's called emojis.

Just the, you know, those emojis posted by EK pyrotic flow. We need a slur for beginners in a hobby who already bought the most expensive gear. Shops, Scoops. Scoops. Fucking Brenda's. Fighters. Yeah. Yeah.

T-Fat Cares. That sounds too like, T-Fat Cares sounds like it could be a real slur. Oh, yeah. But I guess that works then because we're looking for a slur. What about, oh, I don't want to say it out loud. D-F-A-G-ers. Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah. Let's's see here i'll cut that part out so so uh confident search 8648 the secret weapon was weird i got bumped by another comedian my first night at the store and then i was the special guest super treat the rest of the week. Like it was like, I was the secret weapon kind of,

so I was unbumpable. Smarmy fucking. Okay. It kind of looked like you should be wearing a sleeping hat. Hilarious. It's like not enough just to have a good show. You have to like go everywhere and talk about how where you came from and how great your life is now you know yeah it's it's lame

yeah sure uh we're gonna be different we're just gonna talk about shop when we make it dude this is posted by bodega ventasetti uh that's what that what i'm saying different right is that what i'm saying different right okay cool let's see that's what I'm saying different, right? Did I do that? Okay, cool. That's what I'm saying. He's older, so it's like we're the same age. Different though, right?

With the miles. I've had 300 wrestling matches, 100 jiu-jitsu matches. Health concerns, maybe, right? Shop refuses to be wrong. he's staying out of business dude he's just never wrong maybe that's his thing it's a very frustrating tactic right you know like you're bald right just like saying right after and i'm not like if i wasn't yeah i'd be like no no you got no hair under your head though right right he'd go for he's like yeah but like you're gonna be bald someday right what out of all people to claim

they have a black belt in podcasting is like i don't even know how what else to say after that but you get what i'm saying right yeah no it's right it's the opposite yeah he has the opposite he has he has never been to a taekwondo class yeah but that's not fun right taekwondo right taekwondo sucks right yeah you're right yeah yeah those guys when they go yeah yes different though right annoying man i feel annoying right now uh this is posted by haphazard last clip of the day oh shit one of our guys papa tries his best to keep up let's see to some government official just happened to be watching this being like huh wait a minute oh he gets a bill tyree's no for a month for like however long

they did that he should be remember him i knew he wasn't or there's somebody being like remembering when they have a real kid and couldn't get the money because, you know. Oh, you know, that's the real person is watching. Yeah. And they're like, hey. And they knew nothing about it. But also, remember when Tyrese was going through

that like breakdown? Remember when he was going through the breakdown and getting on there crying? Funny show today. I'm trying to be sensitive. Remember when he was going through the breakdown and getting on there crying? I'm trying to be sensitive. He's going through it with his girl crying all the time? It's right there. Yeah, I remember that. But we're doing a bit about having Down Syndrome right now.

And it's being very funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. It's okay. You probably wanted to honestly save the show, but we're burning it down. Yeah, I do remember that. He was crying. It just makes no sense when the races are mixed.

So wild, dude. Just a bad show. What is the ETA on the ending of that show, dude? Well, it's up to Schaub, I think. I mean, they're going to do it for as long as they can, even if they're shutting him down or whatever the fuck. They're not going anywhere. Unless Montez gets real success.

Oh, really, dude? Yeah. I know D'Elia thinks he's coming back, but we saw his last special. He ain't coming back. Not a chance, daddy. No. There's only so many jokes you can make about your wife going,

I did that. I did that. Yeah, he's, so that's the end of the show. Thanks for tuning in. See you next week. Bye. Enjoy your week.