10 Minutes of Schaub - We are all a little bit like Brendan Schaub with JT Parr | 10 Minutes of Schaub #40
Episode Date: March 1, 2023Fortieth episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub ...
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Never be your babista burden
Where's pin your life?
My lips are hurtin'
All I want for you to walk me to my truck
I'll never be your babista burden
My truck is closed
My digger's workin'
All I want
For you to walk me to my chug
Do I steal too much
In my blog?
But sir, this has to go both ways
Taking dig juice is dicey Is Dicey Dicey, Dicey, Dicey, Dicey, Dicey, Dicey, Dicey girls
Dicey, Dicey, Dicey, Dicey, come on Dicey girls
Come on Kalilah, don't be like that
Tell Bobby Lee to let me get some
One take
Yeah
Stop at my favorite time of the week.
When you get the ear pop, I try to speak.
Release surprises today.
You better act gay or watch 10 Minutes of Shob.
Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shob.
Big episode today.
We have a guest, JT Parr from Chad Goes Deep.
What up, dudes?
Me and JT go way back in the stand-up game,
and he messaged me telling me that he listens to T-Mose,
so we wanted to have him on the show.
So we're going to have him on the show today.
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All right.
So this first one's called just a quick microwave dish before I go home for
the day posted by Sven sex.
Do you think it's a towel over his,
his arm?
Yeah.
He was just working out.
Maybe working out.
He wears scarves too,
right?
Could be a scar. It's a little thick for his scar. Damn. John is certified, maybe. Working out. He wears scarves, too, right? Could be a scarf.
That looks a little thick for a scarf.
Damn, John is certified homeless already.
JT.
You walk right into it.
Homeless immediately.
I'm going to shave my fish.
I'm talking all this crap about all my fish.
It's a lot of work.
Nobody told me it was going to be this much work.
But I love them.
Check it out.
That's the asshole that's right there.
Sickly.
They're supposed to have an attitude.
A chunk of an attitude?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Why would he film that and he didn't notice that there's a giant chunk out of the fish?
Out of all fish to show?
Yeah, he didn't say anything about it.
He didn't address it at all.
Did he bite the fish?
He said it's an asshole fish.
So it's an asshole fish.
Another fish attacked it. Look, are we sure the fish just He said it's an asshole fish. So it's an asshole fish. Another fish attacked it.
Look, are we sure the fish just doesn't look like that?
No, I guess you're right.
We're not sure about that.
But it's certainly, I mean, you'd address it, right?
If it's one of those Mariana Trench fish, they're weird.
What if the fish is homeless and it just did that with its friend?
Like, hey, let's make Brennan look stupid.
Even animals are homeless now
the fish are homeless as fuck
the fish was like okay Mr. Whole Foods
do the comments like specify
what kind of fish that was
they might we can look at it
it's just people saying he pisses in his sink
they're not gonna be like
positive like actually the fish
can you imagine on reddit
Bapa's right here from the genus of the
Mangoy honestly though
sometimes they do say like Bapa is
actually right here if like somebody else
that's good yeah somebody called it a chompy fish
I think that's cool do you know what
chompy's are JT? uh no
so Shav got tattoos
of his kids as
boys on his arm like one here
and I don't know where the other one,
but they're as zombies and they're very graphic.
They're like brains are coming out.
And he said that his kids call them chombies because they can't say zombie.
But what's weird about it is like,
why would you get dead pictures of your children?
Yeah, it's interesting.
I guess
if a non-shob did it
I think it would be even weirder
I think it would be even weirder
if I did it, because I have two kids on the way
if I got zombies and my kids
on my body
would you make fun of me?
I would stop you from doing that
and there's no way
you would John there's no way you would john i mean no there's no way
you would because i don't like tattoos that and also if you saw the tattoos hit brains are coming
out it's a very it's like picturing your children dead it doesn't it's not something that my favorite
movie to watch right now manchester by the sea and then i like it into the bedroom and then i
like rabbit hole there is something about when you're going to have kids.
I like watching things about where worst case scenario dies
or worst case scenario, I fucked up.
I mean, you're in your head
and that's what happens to anybody
that thinks about Shab for more than five seconds.
You start thinking like, did I mess up too?
But no, nothing you could ever do. But what I'm saying is it You start thinking like, did I mess up too? But no,
nothing you could ever do. But what I'm saying is
it's cathartic for him.
Nothing you could ever do
would be Schaub-like.
It's cathartic for him
to see the worst case scenario.
Yeah.
Scenario.
I agree.
There's something,
I don't even have kids
and I feel the same way.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
You party.
Well, like that scene
where he,
the seriousness of it
and then the scene
where he's trying
to get the gun out.
Yeah.
There's something that I relate to there.
And it's also a fear that I have, even though I don't have kids,
I'm going to burn down the house.
I don't have a fireplace.
You know, we've recorded this live in our parents' basement,
according to the comments.
So we could lose our whole family at any moment.
Be quiet, dude.
You'll wake up my mom.
All right.
So this one's posted by Booyah182.
It's called How He Confirmed Homeless Cat.
Followed it.
You said you wanted a quick fight.
I just wanted to get out of here because I got to piss and the sink is not.
You'll hold it.
He won't go.
Oh, man.
I feel like a Hell's Angel when I piss in that sink.
Yeah.
I feel like a real rebel.
Do you think this guy.
I'm all the way around on Howie.
You know, I actually really like him now.
I know him a little bit.
Oh, did he come on your thing?
Yeah, he came on and he was really nice to us.
Did he roast you guys at all?
Because he roasts Shob a lot.
Yeah, he picked on us a little.
He was just different sensibility-wise than us,
but super down for whatever.
I think that character of the guy that comes in
and sort of just like does bits,
but they're not super mean or vicious or whatever
is a good character and it really is great on this show
because Shob pees in sinks
right and people are like this is interesting
to me this is like one of the things that people are most
disgusted by like it's gotten
a ton of run on the thread which I'm on
right more than anything else in my life
well think about it it's
yeah let's talk about it JT is homeless
we now know this he is on the thread about it. Yeah, let's talk about it. JT is homeless. We now know this.
He is on the thread.
So it's a kitchen sink
where people put their glasses
and cups and clean
dishes. He is pissing
in it. That's like
pretty crazy. I would not do that.
No, I would not do that, especially
after the age of 34. I'm 35 right
now. And he's older than both of us.
Right.
But I barely played sports, but I was in the locker room a lot
because I was a bit of a jersey chaser.
Right.
Dudes were getting peed on there.
Oh.
I mean, when you're a kid, it's like normal to do kind of jokes
about stuff like that, peeing in public when you're drunk.
I think I peed on a moped once.
I still feel kind of bad about that, honestly.
What'd you do?
Like that we were walking home,
I was really drunk and I saw this moped that was yellow
and I was like, look at that stupid moped.
And I just whipped it out and peed on it.
You crazy fuck.
I peed on a friend of mine one time.
You peed on your actual, yeah.
So that's crazy, but.
So I don't want to throw piss in a piss house.
Yeah.
No, I mean, you're trying to be like,
listen, I peed once and it was weird.
But this business owner is like peeing in front of his staff.
Dude, I'm trying too hard.
I'm trying way too hard.
You can't rationalize it.
Yeah, you can't do that.
He has kids that are watching him
and he's making an example where he is peeing in front of his co-worker.
It's an HR violation.
Yeah.
He could be sued for so many things.
Right.
Yeah.
Also, he doesn't know that there's a hole in his fish.
Yeah.
Let's not forget that.
Okay.
Oh, really, dude?
What are we doing here?
The next one is posted by ShadowAssassin989.
It's called,
Howie deeply regrets attending the calabas fight
companion i'm kind of tired of this dude i've never even talked about this long yeah i don't
i would imagine if you've been watching the whole time you're an idiot i'm just saying that yeah
great fast forward just to the main event yeah this is real this is insane. If I could have clicked out of this, I would. Yeah. I don't want to be here.
Womb roasted.
Damn, he's going hard.
What do you think about that, JT?
I think it was funny.
Yeah, yeah.
It was a good roast there.
It was funny.
He's bored honest, maybe?
Yeah.
Wait, say again.
Do you think he's being honest or he's just doing it for the show?
Is it really that bad?
Yeah, it's a 50-50-50.
It is kind of tough to tell.
I don't know.
I think he was serious.
Are we talking about Howie or are we talking about Brendan?
Howie.
I think Howie.
What did Brendan say in that clip?
Brendan is just trying to say like, oh, we feel the same way.
What?
It's his show.
No, I know.
He's like, I don't even want to be here.
That's crazy.
I miss that.
It's like them having jokes together.
Oh, like going back and forth.
Yeah.
Yeah, Brendan is so redacted that I miss it sometimes
when he does stuff like that.
His own show.
Fair enough.
All right, so this next one is posted by Fike Conan.
It's called Always Been Into Porky Pigby.
Like the Balenciaga one.
Well done, Changs.
I can watch clips like that seven times a week.
You know? Just good stuff.
They're creative. It's funny stuff.
It's also very jokey. I mean, you could
do that about anybody. It's not really
that mean, right? Blenciaga.
He says it wrong.
He says Blenciaga. That's just
hilarious. He finds interesting
and funny ways to say words wrong.
Absolutely. Like ways that other people
wouldn't. I think it's actually undermining
all the comedians who are
wordsmiths
because it can't compare to his accidental put together combinations of phrases.
I don't think so.
And he's not trying.
It's some sort of weird, whatever kind of CT he has,
it has created like almost the Mozart of redactedness.
Dude, I think I have CT.
I have a lot of concussions But I'm still really smart
I mean yeah
There's no
I think it's because
Maybe a lot of people get CTE
We're already dumb
Is what I'm saying
Yeah exactly
I mean he was dumb
How many concussions do you have?
I think three or four
And one was like really massive
So that means that
Shab must have like 25
Yeah he got hit in the head
A lot more than me
How did you get a massive concussion?
Got hit in the head.
Like football.
Fighting this kid who I shouldn't have fought.
He was too tough.
We have a fighter on today's show.
Yeah.
All right.
So this was posted by Toronto Rapture.
It's called Brenda gets incredibly uncomfortable when the conversation turns to
Kane Corsos ends up lying to the guests.
When asked if he has one dicey dicey before you play it.
Do you know about the King Corsos? Yeah one. Dicey, dicey. Before you play it, do you know about the Cane Corsos?
Yeah, he like got rid of his dog, right?
And it was like, it was really irresponsible how he procured the dog.
Like his whole family was against it.
And then he acted shocked when they didn't want it.
Yes.
And you were saying you weren't homeless.
No, I'm telling you, I pay so much attention to this thing.
Or hang out with Steve McQueen.
Or get two Cane Corsos like me, man.
Those dogs are no joke. They are no joke. I told you not to this thing. Or hang out with Steve McQueen. Or get cocaine corsels like me, man. You can't come near my house. Those dogs
are no joke. They are no joke. I told you
not to do it. As they've gotten older now,
they've gotten out of puppydom. They're
two years old. They are serious
animals. And I take them,
I take them,
I have this, there's like a 15 acre
plot that some guy in the OC owns
that it's me and Jeremy Renner lives
across the street and it buttress up against his house.
My dogs go running.
My dogs are the most athletic animals.
By far.
Best dogs ever.
I got a bunch of workers in my house. Anyone
who's near my house, these dogs
are on them.
When he first
got them, they're both
four months old.
They're shitting and they're barking and everything else.
And Frank just goes, I got to get rid of them.
I'm not having two of these.
I got to get rid of one of them.
So he's, I'm getting rid of them.
He calls the guy.
He goes, you got to take one of the dogs.
Yeah, OK, good.
Yeah, tomorrow, good.
Like that.
And his son, Liam, comes walking out with one of the dogs in his hand.
And his kid's son's like
16 at the time. Comes out.
Yeah, he's like 15.
He comes out like this. And Liam's super sensitive.
Like, Liam loves animals more than anything.
So Liam walks out like this. And
Frank goes, we're going to get rid of that dog. We're going to give it
back to the trainer tomorrow. And Liam
just goes, that doesn't work for me.
And Frank,
there's a moment, Frank looks at his eyes and Frank goes, fuck! He goes, that doesn't work for me. And Frank, Frank, Frank has a moment.
Frank looks in his eyes and Frank goes,
fuck!
Well, you got to take care of it then.
By the way, cut to, we live in this new house.
So a few things about this.
One is the clip to me is kind of like
Bapa's Macbeth moment, right?
Because he's giving his dog back
and they're talking about it.
He's like, yeah, yeah, great dogs.
I killed my dog.
But in his head, he's like, don't.
Our Reddit is like.
He killed it?
No, the Reddit makes jokes.
They say.
He claims that he gave it back to the show guy
because it's a show dog.
And then also, he always sits so strangely in the chair.
It's weird.
He's got his beer bottle right here.
The reason that we can sometimes sit weird in these couches
is because the couch is broken.
We do not have the money to fix the couch.
They have tons of funds that they could find chairs
that made them look normal, but they don't do it.
I think Brendan's projecting.
As Mark,
as we learned from Harley,
hello, Mark Harley,
projecting is something
we always have to watch for.
Maybe it is.
That's my oh really dude
moment of the show.
Oh really dude.
Oh really dude.
You don't think he's dressed
and he's sitting weird?
No, I do.
I do.
I just,
I'll show you.
I'll show you.
I've got the biggest room in the house. It's ridiculous yeah and i go in the room the other night and
who's laying across his body sophie yeah he's got a connection i love that dog and you go near that
kid they're the best dogs you buy oh my god i want that dog i told you i want she has turned
into my favorite i mean i've never seen an athlete i mean mean, she's like the Michael Jordan of...
She's so much smarter than Rumlow.
Imagine if Sharon Tate had that dog.
That's not very hard.
Rumlow's not very smart.
If Sharon Tate had those dogs,
the whole course changes.
My dog, I was playing fetch with Rumlow.
By accident, he grabbed my wrist instead of the stick,
opened me up right to the bone.
I remember this.
He barely had his...
He didn't mean to, yeah barely almost crushed my hand they're
great with kids great with families anyway after he's not paying attention at all they're great
with kids great with family the best dogs like they are anyway uh i digress so but uh see that's
part of the problem it's his own doing he doesn't listen at all so that's part of the problem. It's his own doing. He doesn't listen at all, so that's what happens.
They almost crushed my hand great with kids.
They're like, can't be near kids.
Ridiculous.
What did you think about that, JT?
Are you a dog guy?
No, not really.
I like them, but I don't have as deep of an affinity for them as other people do.
But I think they're great.
I think they have too much of a station in Los Angeles.
They have too much power here.
I worked in an office where I was the office manager,
and then dogs would come in and rip shit apart.
And I was always like, don't bring your dog to work.
This is ridiculous.
Oh, yeah.
That makes sense.
So I just feel like they, and everybody's dog was like insane.
You know who would agree with you there?
Shop.
Shop, dude.
Because it gives them right back.
Dude, here's the thing. I am shop. Why do you say that? I am shop. I mess up what I'm saying a lot. I was just talking about fighting people a lot. Like I have a lot
of fight stories. Like I really relate to him. Like I think I don't listen often. Like even
earlier when you were asking me a question, I was like, what? Like I was already in my answer
before I heard what you said. No, you're a good listener.
That's one.
We're recording a podcast.
It's common.
But the job is constant.
This is like every, every podcast.
He does something that also that reminded me of something he did.
He constantly does this thing in the clips where he throws in a joke that no one laughs at
because it's so offensive.
Like the Sharon, he's like,
if those dogs were with Sharon Tate, they'd be okay.
Which isn't that offensive, but it's just not funny.
I don't even get the joke.
What does it mean?
He's saying that if like, was Sharon Tate-
Manson killed her.
The Manson killer.
If she had the cane courses,
they'd kill the killers instead of.
Right.
But he does things like that.
And he goes to the well a lot with serial killer stuff, right? like it's like one field of expertise that he feels like he has and he just injects that into
every conversation it's like you need to have like a broader knowledge base here brother he's balls
deep in serial killers dude he loves like dom or anything that's in the like popular that's all
that gets to his head because he's not very smart like, here's what's like very popular in the news.
And so the Sharon Tate thing.
And then I remember one clip where it was like the fight companion.
And he's like,
it's almost like all those Ukrainians that are dead or something crazy like
that.
And they were just like,
uh,
and back to the fight,
you know,
like hilarious that they're all dead.
No Baba.
All right.
So this one's posted by you better chef.
11,
27.
Uh,
I roll emoji.
I roll Garcia.
Love you guys.
Tickets for the UK tours on sale.
Presale for June.
I'm in Glasgow.
I'm in Dublin,
London,
Manchester.
I'm all over Belfast,
Glasgow.
I got a glass cow.
Okay. I'm a speech. Belfast. Glasgow. I call it Glasgow. I'm a speech impediment.
I call it Glasgow.
I'm a speech impediment.
He's just like
Howie. Now I really think that Howie was
being serious.
I think Ryan Garcia is a space cadet.
Maybe.
I follow him pretty closely.
I know some things about him.
I don't think, nothing too bad,
but like he's a young kind of like, you know,
and for good reason, like kind of self-absorbed dude.
I think he was just tired from the companion.
Yeah.
I'm going to get roasted, but I think that.
That's fine.
But on the same note,
Howie Mandel is the opposite of that, right?
Old, you know, he has the same note howie mandel is the opposite of that right old
you know he has the same opinion as the younger guy but are the two things necessarily connected
are we conflating them because we have this predetermined idea of what it is who's the other
guy there i don't know but i think it was was grillo the other guy no adam ray was the other
yeah adam ray okay so we if we, you'll hear me out here.
If we see Adam Ray go, or like check his watch and go like, all right, it's time to go.
I think he leaves early.
There you go.
So all three of them are bored.
Also to your point, like- No, no.
I think Howie and Adam is something real.
And I think they're aware of the cats and that they're somewhat aware that Brennan's
stock has plummeted.
So they're trying to have it both ways, which is kind of what I'm doing.
Both ways, yeah. They're trying to like it both ways, which is kind of what I'm doing.
They're trying to like be on it, but also distance themselves simultaneously.
But I think with Ryan Garcia in that specific instance,
I think he's just a young dude who's tired and like,
probably hasn't been in a conversation that long on camera often.
But I would argue that he's tired.
And so his guards more down.
So he's being more authentic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think that's fair.
And you know what?
You're actually kind of swaying me a little bit.
Also, here's my conspiracy theory about the, specifically Howie.
Not really a conspiracy theory, but I think that, because I listened to Howie on the last
show when he came on T5K, and he was talking about his daughter and how they have a podcast
together.
I think his daughter feeds him like homeless stuff, like Chang stuff.
Like she goes through the Reddit.
She tells him a little bit like,
I bet she's the one who told him about the sink pissing.
Right.
And then,
and also she may dress him a little bit cause that jacket's pretty out
there for an old man.
And he's,
he's a,
he's OCD.
Although he wasn't as like intense about it when I met him as,
as like you might think based off like reputation,
like he, he just does fist bumps, but might think based off like reputation, like he,
he just does fist bumps, but even just touching me at all, I was surprised by,
and I had brought him like a drink and he drank it without any kind of like, uh,
like, uh, he wasn't disturbed by it at all. And he didn't clean it. He just like popped the top
and was ready to go. Yeah. I would love to watch Howie Mandel watching the Gringo Poppy
and just commenting on it. That'd great oh yeah dude all right let's
see what he has to say i thought it was really good i thought it was a good special yeah right
okay okay mr whole foods all right this next one's posted by rogan and shorty pie our lord
and savior it's called sink urination a pf chang's rebuttal let's go um don't go to the bathroom
there because you piss in the sink what did they said that you you said this out loud don't go to the bathroom there because you piss in the sink.
What did they said that you, you said this out loud.
Does he piss in the sink?
I've done it.
Maybe seen it once.
Okay.
What I mean, that was all he pisses in the sink.
He, Brendan's talked about.
He pissed in the sink.
I had to be in the sink one time is a state of emergency.
I'll be honest.
I've done it.
Maybe seen it once.
Okay.
Okay.
So I've seen this clip before and and the way Brennan's saying it,
like it was a state of emergency.
I think he's trying to be funny.
He knows that the audience knows
that he pisses in the sink all the time.
Well, why would he say one time?
I think he's lying.
No, the one time thing.
I'm talking about the state of emergency thing.
I think he was being sincere,
and I think he's caught.
I think he just is trying to like scrub away the reality that he
pisses in it all the time i would bet dollars to donuts he's pissing in that thing all the time
but my argument beyond that is that if the culture there is frat like enough maybe it's okay but
again like you mean other people are doing it yeah fratty like but as but again as a 35 year
old i just performed for some like frat kids and like when i went to their frat house i was like i
could never live like this right as like a 35 year old so it is odd some like frat kids and like when I went to their frat house I was like I could never live like this as like a 35 year old
so it is odd
to still be doing that behavior when you're 40
yeah 40 unless you're on like a bachelor party trip
and like you're with a bunch of maniacs and you're
reliving those glory days it's weird to be doing it every day
at your place of work yeah you know what I was thinking
would be funny is if cause on the Mark
Harley interview shout out to Mark
he told
a story about Anthony Jeselnik,
where he's giving Jeselnik advice.
It'd be funny if they were on the road together
and Jeselnik was like,
man, I really get a piss.
And Schaub's like,
oh yeah, just go in the sink, dude.
Jeselnik's like, I'm okay with that.
Or whatever he says.
He's giving him advice on everything.
All right, let's see the end of this one.
I think it's just a bunch of piss in the sink stuff.
Good.
Oh, really, dude? How a bunch of piss in the sink stuff. Good. Oh, really, dude?
How often did Brenda piss in the sink?
Did multiple times a day.
He did piss in the sink.
Oh, multiple times a day.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Just piss in the sink like Mark said Brenda does all the time.
I can confirm Brenda does that all the time.
That's a nice guy.
Yeah.
There's a longer clip of that with Nick.
Let's watch that one right now.
Nick is redacted.
It's posted by Dr. Yu Ho Hang or something like that.
Big white claw.
To wash down those hot chips.
What is that background music, dude?
Wait, yeah, sorry.
Play it again.
Start it from the beginning again.
I'm redacted and I talked to her. Yeah, what is the background music dude? Wait yeah sorry, play it again, start it from the beginning again. I'm redacted and I talk to everyone.
Yeah what is the background music?
Just piss in the sink like Mark said Brenda does all the time.
I can confirm Brenda does that all the time.
I don't even think that's weird.
I can't believe how many people of all the stuff Mark said.
That's what people latched onto.
Finally bro!
That's fucking dope.
That's guys being dudes. Adam being dudes did it all the time too
it's your place it's my north star b you get to pee in the sink everybody needs to quit bitching
yeah you know what it is in my sink as a child
oh my god you know what is all these guys remind me of my dad every guy in this that we've seen my
dad would always piss like all over our house.
Not inside, but outside.
And like, I remember my friends would come over and be like,
why is your dad peeing outside when he has like a toilet?
And I was like, I don't know.
I think it's normal.
Your dad's the dad from Euphoria.
The crazy guy.
Just do it without the gay stuff.
Dude, Eric Dane, I love that character.
Without the gay stuff.
He's just like doing crazy shit.
That clip was so funny.
Like he had on hold music. He had on like the crazy shit. That clip was so funny. He had on hold music.
Yeah.
He had on like the
hold music from that
Miles Teller commercial.
And then he had a
white claw there.
Oh.
Who was that?
That was Nick.
They're one of their producers.
A hot chip guy.
The guy that's like
you want a hot chip?
Is that Nick Davis?
No.
I don't know what his last name is.
I think it is Davis actually.
Why do you know him?
I heard from someone.
I did some reconnaissance. And I was, I know someone who knows Nick and I was like, actually. Why, do you know him? I heard from someone. I did some reconnaissance.
And I know someone who knows Nick.
And I was like, is Schaub like a bad guy?
And he was like, no, Nick says he's cool.
Well, Mark says Nick's a really nice guy.
I believe Mark.
And I think he probably has to toe the line somewhat.
He works there.
You're not going to shit on your boss.
No.
It would just be weird to do that.
And you might have a little bit of like stockholm syndrome where you're not taking full
stock of these shop home syndrome or maybe shop shop that's good all right so this one's posted
by the mma holes uh what the fuck kind of fight companion is this here goeser yet This could make him a boxer
Adam has left
Oh Adam left
Yeah look at it he's not there
Yup that was a good move
He stuffed it
That was smart
No uh
He stuffed that right hand
That Jake was loading up
He smothered Jake getting shot by going into it.
I just want to pee in the sink.
Dude, yeah.
It's been taken away from us.
It's a tragedy, dude.
That was so good.
Oh, that was so good, dude.
All right, I have a big prediction. Sure, go for it.
Alright, so these clips, these memes,
they remind me of like the Ben Affleck ones.
You know, like the Dunkin' Donuts or
there's this slow Zoom
of him when Henry Cavill's talking about
like Batman versus Superman. You can just see
like Ben Affleck goes so deep into himself and then he
gives like a two-word answer and you can just tell he's like
brutally sad. And now it seems like he's almost leaned into it, like kind of smartly.
Right. I think, I think Schaub has made himself, I think he's responsible for a lot of this,
right? He's a man, he made mistakes. Right. He says things in a dumb way and he's a talker
professionally. So you're, you're, it's open season on you, bro. That's just the way it is.
I think the same way with Ben Affleck where he like, he crashes and then he rises. I think
there's going to be a Shabba Sants. And I think, I think it's going to turn a little bit. And I
think I've even seen that a little bit on the thread where the more information that comes out,
there's going to be more stories where Shab's actually the sympathetic figure and people are
going to get tired of wailing on him. And then it's going to become more novel and exciting to be on team shop.
I could be wrong.
This could be the optimist in me.
Well,
this is the,
I think on the Chang's,
they references as the question that shouldn't be asked.
What's that?
Is if shop will ever have a Renaissance.
It's like,
that's their thing.
They're like,
we never talked about that.
It's like,
right.
Okay.
I didn't mean to buy it.
I don't want to violate. We're not on reddit though fuck these people look i respect
them and they they do the stuff on there i i thank devour thank them they don't matter dude
yeah they know they know they don't matter yeah they're interesting that way too right like they're
very decentralized like they don't want to have any kind of group think to it other than like
having fun yeah i mean there's different guys.
We interviewed that one guy, some normal guy in Canada with a normal job, housewife.
Really?
Yeah.
One of the posters.
But we've talked about it.
We like, we really enjoy Schaub.
We want nothing bad to happen to him.
No, of course.
You know, he's not good at standup.
He needs to accept the fact that I cannot listen to a podcast with Brendan Schaub, but
I could watch these fucking clips all day long.
Oh yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I watched the whole Glassman episode,
and it was kind of hard to watch.
I mean, Glassman was funny,
but it's just like them just talking,
because they do this bit where they just talk about
how well they're doing,
and not like saying that they're doing really good.
They just literally talk about like,
they're like, well, you know, the numbers on this show,
and then they're like, then Brian goes into talking about, on this show. And then like, then they're like,
then Brian goes into talking about, he doesn't do it anymore,
but he talks about his sandals and they sell sandals for a while.
And it's just like,
and then he said,
he said they bought his stock out of the company cause he didn't have time to
run it. That kind of didn't make sense because it's like,
you're just an investor. Like,
are they really need you for like all their marketing calls and stuff like
that?
Toe holes is divesting from you because of your, you know, what's happening in your life.
That's such a negative, like dark moment.
I lost the sandal deal today.
You know, we had Glassman on our podcast and it went kind of bad in my mind.
Cause we're, we're pretty nice most of the time.
And he was kind of ripping us and I felt uncomfortable with it.
And I edited it and, uh, and I told him I didn't want to post it, but he was like, don't
be weird, post it. And then I edited it and uh and I told him I didn't want to post it but he was like don't be weird post it and then I posted it and I honestly tried to edit it down to make it less
cringy in my mind yeah but I'm probably biased and gave myself a more favorable edit on it he
didn't like that and asked me to take that down and so that episode doesn't exist and so in our
small pool of fans a lot of people want to hear it and I probably should have just posted it in
its entirety but I felt too like vulnerable about it.
I get it because to be totally honest,
I talked about this on the discord.
I didn't really enjoy that episode.
You know,
I kind of,
it's like,
that's not my style of comedy where I did,
you know,
but I,
I understand they love it.
So I was just like,
you know,
I don't want to,
yeah,
we did a whole great glassman episode and we was like an hour of us watching the clips.
And we were like, this is the worst thing we've ever done.
Yeah, we couldn't watch it.
He's very talented.
There's nothing to comment on, you know?
I don't want to cut you off.
No, go, go, baby, go.
We just, we didn't like, he's already doing,
like he's just shitting on them.
And I don't know if it's like,
it's hard to tell whether it was part of the show or not and we
didn't have any good zingers. We didn't do a very
good job. So we just were like
man, let's do like other clips.
It didn't work with our style. Yeah.
So maybe it didn't work. Was you guys talking to him or just
like reviewing it? Oh no, he wasn't
here. He wasn't coming.
Glass was not going to come here.
He might.
No, seriously. He just comes here and chits on us.
There's a good portion of the Reddit that would love that.
Yeah.
All right, so this one's called Adam Ray Gadouches himself.
It's posted by...
This is where he takes it off.
Immortal...
Oh, Immortal CommuniEvil.
I'm going to have to bounce in a few.
You're missing the main event.
Yeah.
I will blame it on this promotion.
Yeah,
I know.
12 rounds was...
What do you got?
You got auditions?
I got to throw these auditions
on tape
and then get to the airport.
Oh, yeah.
You had it in Dallas?
Dallas for a corporate tomorrow,
yeah.
Oh, you're serious.
You're leaving.
Yeah.
You're serious.
I can never tell.
He's like,
oh, you got shit to do.
I couldn't tell.
Yeah.
It sucks you've stayed here
for just these kind of...
No, it's been fun.
Totally worth it.
Wouldn't change a thing
what a blast
you have to leave during the main event
I know well that's why I'm trying to stick around for at least the intro
or one round
yeah stick around for one round
yeah okay
this is my favorite
thing at Chang's is when they
isolate a clip like that and say certified homeless
Adam Ray certified homeless that is my hands down my favorite part at Chang's is when they isolate a clip like that and say certified homeless, Adam Ray certified homeless.
That is my hands down.
My favorite part of Chang's.
Do you have a,
what's your favorite part of Chang's?
Oh,
definitely dicey dicey.
Just like seeing dice,
the dice emoji.
I kind of kill it on the discord though.
I put dice on everything.
The dice,
the dice is so fun.
Putting two dice on something.
Do you have a favorite thing?
Um,
I like dicey dicey.
I think I have taken on,
I can't speak as well when I have the headphones on.
I think I have taken on some of him and D'Elia's inflections.
And I know people think he took the inflections from D'Elia.
But even when I'm doing my own podcast,
I'll like punch the first syllable of a word.
And I don't think had I never watched those guys
that that would be in my like delivery.
That's the one thing that they
don't acknowledge at all in any of this is that when you watch people and it's not even outside
of just comedians when you're hanging out with friends you take on their you take on their
ain't like their mannerisms a little bit a lot and almost everybody does that totally so like
you don't do it um consciously. But that's the thing though.
Some of them are suggesting,
I would think that Shab is doing it consciously.
Like the Rogan laugh is insane that he does that.
Oh yeah.
We didn't notice it the first time.
It's like the,
that whole situation,
that whole situation with like starting with, and I know Annie a little bit. I know
Bobby a little bit. We're not like terribly close, but we're friendly and like, I'll talk to them
when I see them. And they've both been extraordinarily kind to me. Um, we love them.
Yeah. They, uh, drug walk for life. Um, like when it started with like the drug walk thing,
and then it went to,
uh,
Brennan saying that he had like documents and that he had thought it come
from Bobby and Kalilah.
And then,
and then it,
the intimacy of all those videos,
like how deep into their personal lives it went.
And then the way that it felt like the audience's reactions to it was
impacting their personal
lives. Like drastically changed how I've,
from that point started portraying my, no, maybe not drastically.
That might be a little dramatic. I can go that way. But I was like, Oh,
I don't want like, like, I'm never going to put a photo of like, um,
I'm just going to keep my personal life. I'll talk about it,
but I'm gonna keep it as private as I can because it's like,
it's already so hard.
And then if you have all these eyeballs on it and people commenting on your
personal life,
like I'm a sensitive person that would impact me and it might impact the way I
think about things.
So I've been like,
I got to shut it down,
dude.
That's interesting because,
because they named the waters,
you are worried that your emotions could get gadooshed.
And then, so yeah, no make that makes sense i mean that was a pretty personal thing i would say for us this show
maybe would exist without the trug walk like because the first episode was just us watching
the gringo poppy but the trug walk is like core to the show. Like that's what almost every song has in it.
It is so funny.
Yeah.
And I don't know the validity of like what happened,
whether he was trying to get her to blow him or whatever.
And like, that's how she felt maybe,
or maybe it's part of the show.
The songs are hilarious.
And the way you guys find a place for Trug Walk.
I just can't.
It's so funny.
I never see it coming.
It always surprises me.
Really?
It surprises you.
Yeah.
And it's undeniably hilarious.
But I do think too, like, should grown adults be talking on mic two hours a week about their
personal lives every week as someone who does it?
Well, Reddit doesn't like it a lot.
I would say like comedians.
Yeah, but it's so oversaturated.
They do the same. Yeah. It's so oversaturated they do the same
yeah it's all they're all on the same podcast they tell the same stories but we're new guys
they don't know our stories yet b no i'm talking about me too like i have a much smaller audience
than all these guys but i like someone commented on one of my one of our pods he was like i feel
like i'm dumber for listening to this for two straight years and i don't even take that as a
criticism because i'm like if you're listening to like a non interview podcast where there's an expert on,
and you're just listening to friends, right. Bullshit. It's going to be stupid. And we're
not going to have very sophisticated thoughts on things every week. Like I could probably do
one podcast a year where I'd sound, uh, informed about the things I was talking about, but you,
but there's a, to make money at it,
you feel like you have to feed it.
And so you're like, I guess I got to talk about,
like we talked about like the new assessment on COVID
from like the Department of Energy and the FBI today.
And I was like, I don't know, dick,
but I got to talk about it.
I mean, better than anything, or what were you going to say?
We don't matter, dude.
Yeah, remember that you don't matter.
We got to be more humble, yeah.
You don't matter, posting ghosts. So you don't, don't matter yeah remember that you don't matter more humble yeah you don't matter
posting ghosts so you don't don't read the comments don't check your social media i'm
gonna do a better job of that but it's tough and also haters don't matter at all yeah like that's
just like what's up that's right why low why lower yourself to responding to a hater but you can see
the toll that the haters have taken on shop'sub's face. Yeah. Yeah, because he's, that is funny. But he's doing great.
And I know.
Yeah, it's not a sad thing.
Yeah, it's not a sad thing.
And I know it's, I know it's.
He's betting on himself.
The perception is.
He's betting on himself.
How much money is he putting on himself?
Dude, that too, like, I think.
Too much.
It's probably made me a better guy in a way where like,
like I talked about on the podcast we did before this, where I'm like, ticket sales are low in Tacoma. It's because I me a better guy in a way where like, like I talked about on the podcast we did before this,
where I'm like,
ticket sales are low in Tacoma.
It's because I want to get out in front of that.
Cause I don't want people to think I'm like,
uh,
posturing as someone who's selling more tickets because I see the way that
Brennan gets gadooshed over it.
And I'm like,
I'm like,
oh fuck dude.
Like,
yeah,
I don't want to leave myself open to those shots.
You're coming up.
He, and you also don't really like, it, I don't want to leave myself open to those shots. You're coming up.
He, and you also don't really, like, it's not your main thing.
You don't talk about Tiggid sales all the time.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah.
So that's his thing.
He's, he's built his own prison and now he has to live in it.
And I used to love picking on him.
Right.
I really did.
But it's become such a cottage industry now. I'm like, I'm like, should we let him up?
Should we let him up?
I mean, we're're we're not necessarily
holding yeah i was like no fuck that i talked to our friend my one name is full name but robert
about it we were working out together and i was like yo like should we let him up and he was like
no i love that another uh another fighter shall we say all right if we let him up is he gonna be
funny like i don't know. You know what I mean?
As long as it's Netflix and funny, I'm okay with it.
Yeah, if it's Blockbuster, I don't want it up.
Right.
He's got to change his ways a little bit.
Yeah.
He's got to adapt and get a little bit more homeless.
All right, so this one's posted by Roganish Shorty Pie.
It's called, You're Telling on Yourself Again, Boppa.
Hey, photographers, sirs, you're Blockbuster.
And that kid said, fuck you.
Things at home are not great, buddy.
Correct.
He's already losing.
Correct.
And for him to just lash out and go, fuck you,
trust me, that kid is hurting.
Well, you're right.
It's fact.
Death by a thousand cuts.
Fuck you.
It's only been an hour and 15 minutes.
That fucked me.
The homeless cat.
It was real, yeah.
Thank you.
It did seem like a real F you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was real.
That was from the gut, bro.
Tony is winning me over
with those,
that zinger.
And then,
um,
the one where he said,
what are we doing here?
And I was like,
dang.
Tony.
Yeah.
Am I a big fan of Hinchcliffe now?
Cause those are cracking me up.
Yeah.
All right.
This one's posted by Immortal Knievel.
Did Callan really say homeless cats?
I guess.
I don't know where that's from.
Or is that like AI?
Sometimes they edit stuff and it's hard for me to tell because I'm redacted.
You know, like whether it's real or not.
Yeah.
Like remember that weird thing where he's like, I'm jacking off in front of my family or whatever.
The thing. And it was like, or getting jacked.
You don't remember that?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was getting his.
He was getting fingered.
Digits in his butt.
Digits in front of his family.
Yeah.
It's like a shot, just like, a shot that redacted that he just messed up and put those words together.
Or is he that real, bro?
Is he that real?
Does he just keep it so straight about what he's up to, dawg?
There was a time in our lives where we would have celebrated that kind of candor, dawg.
We're like, look, he's a degenerate, but I know where he's at 100% of the time.
I mean, if he was our boy-
He doesn't put on airs.
Well, no, not in front of his family.
We'd have to check him there.
But almost-
Well, you get jacked off in front of your family?
Not close. I'm a chronic masturbator, but I've gotten better about it get jacked off in front of your family. Not close.
You know,
I'm a chronic masturbator,
but I've,
I've gotten better about it.
No porn.
None of this is excusable.
I do remember one time I was watching Monday night football with my brother
and my dad.
And like,
we hang out in our boxers and my,
uh,
weirdly intimate family.
And I just remember we're getting towards halftime and my dad just turns.
He's like,
JT,
what the fuck are you doing?
And I looked down and I was beaten off.
Like I got a muscle.
And then I classic teenager.
I'm like,
well,
shut up,
dad.
You don't know shit.
Fuck off,
man.
I'm not jacking off.
You fucking loser.
And I just remember I turned to my brother.
He's the sweetest guy in the world.
He was like,
what are you doing?
And he was very concerned.
JT is desperate to get good douche by the,
but like,
but maybe I got to get good douche because we all desperate to get gadouche by the end. But maybe I gotta get gadouche because we all gotta
get gadouche.
I told my girlfriend when I was coming on
here, I'm like, she's like, I will not leave
until I'm gadouche. Yeah, and my friend Greg
is a fan now of the
thread, like a childhood friend who's
a very funny guy, but not a stand-up.
And he's
into it now too. So I'm almost,
I'm like, I think, uh, I don't know. There's a part of me that kind of wants to feel the
gadouche. Well, even what you just said, yes, it's weird, but it's like, you're a kid and you're,
you know, it's like, you just did like a weird kid thing and you, you have this compulsion to
jack off. It's way more normal than if that is not an edited clip.
Because, look, the clip he is saying
that a masseuse
is fingering him in the butt
in front of his family. No, that's not
okay. And the other thing is I would never
say what I did when I was 16 was okay.
And I do deeply regret it. And I've gone to sex
addicts and I'm in a process
always of trying to get better. It doesn't matter. And I want to take
accountability for it. It didn't matter then.
It doesn't matter now.
And I mean, it's a bit to say things don't matter
as part of the show,
but that literally doesn't matter.
Who cares?
Your dad and your brother,
if anybody you jack off in front of people,
it's weird, but it's better than, you know,
jacking off in front of some stranger
or something like that.
You just were, I don't know,
maybe you left your mind.
You literally told me a couple of years ago,
you're like, you didn't say these words exactly.
They weren't in the lexicon,
but you said, don't gadouche yourself.
And that's what you're doing.
And I'm here in front of you two years later.
Not listening to me.
Going for the self-gadouche, dude.
Right in front of you, dude.
Right in front of you, brother.
You had to come full circle.
Bring on the gadouche, dude.
You do some close ups
of me
I'm just doing it
for the numbers
watch the podcast
here's the numbers guy
we're dipping a little bit
yeah
that's a good one
but
if you do like
like I love Chad to death
that's my brother
like I'm
I would honestly
I hope
take a bullet for him
I love him
so much
great guy
he's a wonderful
one of our guys
I can't say
a bad thing about Chad as a human being genuinely I've known him for years yeah you'll agree he's a wonderful. One of our guys. I can't say a bad thing about Chad as a human being.
Genuinely, I've known him for years.
Yeah, you'll agree.
He's a solid, solid guy.
He's a good friend.
I'm a moody guy.
If you look at our podcast and you do those close-ups,
you'll find those moments, bro,
where I am annoyed or disinterested
or on my own wavelength not listening.
And it's something I've tried to get better at,
but it's all there.
It's all there in the, in the archives.
And I feel like we, we all have that in the archives.
Not as much as Schaub maybe.
Exactly.
No one's going to touch him.
That's all what we're saying.
We don't do it as much as him.
So we get to make fun.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
There might be some truth.
Also people that make fun of us, we don't call them homeless.
Yeah.
Oh, he, he started that.
Yeah.
Everything starts from his yeah like he's the
origin point for everything it's worse than that they all meet up at home they all meet up at pf
chang's or starbucks apparently and so they named it pf chang's they're homeless cats uh worse than
homeless cats he said i think well the funniest thing to me about the homeless rant and it's on
streamables if you're a new cat and you want to watch uh the ultimate streamables but um the funniest thing is like he uh he goes they're homeless he's like why would i care why
would i care about that why would i care about them they're homeless you know like just that
is like ugh yeah highly disrespectful and not really you know to take some sports uh terminologies
don't point the finger, point the thumb.
Like they're coming at you for a reason.
Oh yeah.
I mean,
that's just one of the many things he's done worse than that.
As we've seen,
I can't help,
but notice like how we all are a little like shop.
That's what I'm saying.
So you hate this.
You don't want it.
Well,
it's not good for the thing.
I'll get you right now.
That's funny to me.
But no,
I mean like if, yeah, if you do something really stupid, you could be like, damn, that was like shop. But that doesn't mean that you right now. That's funny to me. But I mean, like, yeah, if you do something really stupid,
you could be like, damn, that was like shot.
But that doesn't mean that you're stupid.
No.
Then again, post and ghost, baby.
Don't see it again.
Post and ghost.
You know what I'm saying?
Don't read the comments.
Don't read the comments.
I'm trying not to.
I'm trying not to.
It can be hard, though, because it's like, I think working,
and like, look, I don't think we're special comedians.
I definitely don't think that.
But I do think being a comedian makes you more self-involved.
I think we were all naturally inclined that way,
but only a thousand people can do this job.
Yeah.
We are three,
two low level comics and one media.
Yeah.
Well,
that's,
we're just,
we're just talking shit.
You do stand up,
but you're staying up.
You're a better joke writer than I am.
Um,
I'm even better than that.
Okay. So let's go. Um, you know, we got our audience for me joke writer than I am. I'm even better than that. Okay, so let's go.
We got our audience from me doing pranks,
and I think I'm decent at stand-up.
But you've got to kind of believe you're
great, too, to do it, right?
Doesn't Sean have to believe he's great to
not do Gringo Poppy a third time?
He should do a Gringo Poppy 3.
We've talked about this, 2 and 3.
He's got to own it.
We love it.
If we're doing self-introspection stuff, yeah, sure, I should probably poppy three we've talked about this two and three he's got to own it we love it but i mean yeah if
we're doing self-introspection stuff yeah sure i should probably think i'm great better than i am
and that might help me and shab does that very well because you have to be confident to go on
stage and do something like the gringo pop right because everything should tell you not to and i'm
sure and many people in his life told him not to. His agents, his best friend.
No matter how you try to rationalize
it, there's a deep
homeless cat out there that has
an answer to your rationalization. I think you guys are right.
Because if you
got it out of the mud, right? If you would have went
through open mics and whatnot, he would develop
that confidence that he is the best.
He didn't develop that. No, I think he did
skip the line and he wasn't self-aware about that.
And look, I'm on the thread
and I watched the Beige Frequency 30-minute breakdown
of the Showtime special
and I was ecstatic while watching it.
Shout out to Beige Frequency, great work.
He does incredible stuff on there, man.
Shout out to BoneCK too.
And those drawings,
it's a nice little thing that he came up with there to have that going while youK too. And those drawings like there it's,
it's a nice little thing that he came up with there to like have that going while you're watching.
It does keep you stimulated.
And I don't think that I'm not to tarp too much on beige.
We can go back to that close,
but you know,
I heard there,
I heard somebody saying that it was main.
I don't really think it was that main beige.
Yeah.
It's for sure.
Mean.
I don't think it was like super mean.
It's savage,
bro.
Really?
I don't know. I don't think so. Well, you. It's savage, bro. Really? I don't know.
I don't think so.
Well, you're very good at being mean and you're also a very good guy.
I know those two things to be true about you.
I may have lost my mind, honestly.
I think I lost my mind a little bit over the pandemic and the shop thing is like.
But you guys are right.
Like I'm like being a little bit like defender-y, which is lame, but-
No, it's fine.
Do what you want.
But I think the point that you guys are making
that like he shouldn't have put out Gringo Poppy
is a valid one, I think.
Because like when I saw it, I was like,
why would you make this into a special?
Why would you do that?
Look at this clip before he even plays it, okay?
There's a red...
What is the...
Backdrop? Yeah, the red backdrop. But what is the
thing? Red curtain. It's like, that's
ridiculous. There's a
stolen artwork
in the back on the right. He stole it from
somebody else. There's a gigantic
tiger-thick whiskey bottle. Stupidest
name ever. Shouldn't be right
out. Like, we wouldn't put liquor bottles here.
Yeah.
That's redacted.
You would.
Then on top of that,
there's a Tampa Bay.
Is that a Tampa Bay Bucks hat?
Why?
The Tampa Bay,
I think Devil Rays.
Or Tampa Bay Devil Rays.
Why?
Look at this.
Yeah,
but it's a cool sweatshirt.
Do you like Georgia?
A fan gave it to me.
A fan gave it to me.
Yeah,
a fan gave it to you.
There's a story.
I did jersey swaps after the show.
Come out to Comus.
Tickets are sold out.
We're crushing it.
We're crushing it.
They're sold out.
Not a seat left in the house,
but I can get you in if you're a hot chick.
I'm kidding.
This is all a joke.
Randy Feldface is opening for JT.
There's actually tons of tickets available.
Do you think a fan gave him any of that?
No.
He just has a million hats.
There's tons of tickets available.
So that's who you're defending.
And then he just messed up three
guest intros which we'll watch now okay so this one's called uh it's posted by immortal kenevil
it's called boppa pulls off the rare trifecta of fucking up three out of three guest intros
he has the biggest fight of his life coming up giovante tank davis you're I mean, the, the dude is all over you on Tom and Pammy, right? You're on
yeah. I don't know if that's how you say that. Yeah. We'll cut that out.
Welcome to America's got talent.
Well, this is good because people are being honest with him. Like no one's pussyfooting around him.
They're telling him what he's not good at.
This is almost horrifying, I think.
I mean, to have somebody on your show
and then all three of the guests
are just making fun of you for being an idiot.
I'd be hurt.
I'd be hurt.
If you wanted to hurt me, dog.
Yeah, if you're going to hurt me, brother.
Do you think he still considers them all a friend?
Yeah, that's this crazy thing.
All right, so we're on our last clip now.
It's posted by another North Star dude, Sorgon Bird.
Damn.
He is a beast in this subreddit.
Sorgon is like a legendary song guy on the-
Yeah.
Oh, let's go.
It's called Boppa Goes Full Redact with Fish Talk.
Let me get more fish in that tank
no i don't want to over i like them to feel each fish to feel special you want to have some room
you have a crowded tank i won't say crowded i've i've three tanks oh look at you one i know how
hey some flex there right no no how you can i get this entire studio into a tank? What do you have in the tanks?
Do you want to go down this road, dude?
Two arowanas, two flower ones. Can you make a fish and have
people still think that's a... What's an arowana?
Arowana is a fish that's
in South America. It's like a piranha, but it eats air.
I love that. I was just saying a guana that
works at Air One. No, they actually
call them monkey fish because they'll jump out
of the water and grab
mice or squirrels and trees.
You just got those as pets?
Yeah.
Wait, they jump out of the water to grab squirrels?
Squirrels?
Where are there fish in waters near trees with squirrels?
Like, I've never in a lake.
Oh, you've never seen an Amazon squirrel, Howie?
Oh, my God.
Chin, look that up.
Amazon squirrel?
No, Chin, bring this up.
From his home base in Calabasas.
You've never seen an Amazon squirrel?
Oh, bro.
I got to dangle the mouse.
I got to dangle the mouse.
No, bring up marijuana leaping out of the water.
It's insane.
It's not supposed to cover over the top.
I love that everybody agrees he's wrong.
They don't even know for sure, but they just all know he's wrong.
I mean, I think the issue here
is that I've never seen
four guys with less chemistry between
each other. Like, they're all on their own
wavelengths. Like, you got Ryan Garcia, boxer,
running shop.
What do we call him?
Podcaster. Podcaster.
Howie Mandel, comedian. Adam Wright, comedian. But I don't think
any of these four dudes are friends off camera.
Not at all.
Yeah, there's no...
You're right.
The producer side of you is coming out here.
These people have zero chemistry.
Ryan Garcia does not want to be there.
That's clear at this point.
Totally.
That's a great point because last week's episode,
we watched a clip where Papa was talking about, like,
I don't care about numbers, dude.
I'll have on friends.
If you're watching a show with people
that don't know each other, it's boring.
Remember that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the better fight companion,
or at least from clips that we watched,
was the one with Rampage where he got drunk
and he just started insulting Schaub to his face.
He was like, Schaub.
What kind of name is that?
Schaub.
Well, Rampage is, I watched clips of him,
like highlight reels on YouTube of him picking on people.
He's very gifted at it.
He is very good.
When he was on the Ultimate Fighter, he broke down a door that was kind of a weak door,
but it was tremendous power the way he went through it.
And then there's a guy on the team who had kind of like, kind of had boobs.
Oh, yeah.
I vaguely remember that.
Rampage like is supposed to be apologizing.
He was like, sorry, bitch titties and grabs his tit again.
And then they go nose to nose and almost like.
Yeah, that was great.
You think he's going to say sorry.
And then he says the meanest thing you can possibly think of.
And they almost fought Rashad a bunch of times.
That was great.
Yeah.
I mean,
I think producer side,
Ryan Garcia,
he's a good get Howie.
Good guy.
Funny dude.
Adam Ray,
really nice guy.
Super funny,
but like what?
They're not fighters.
Get a couple.
Yeah.
They don't seem interested in the fight to the point where Adam wants to
leave.
He doesn't even want to watch the main fight.
Howie Mandel's probably never watched the fight in his life.
He just came there to, like, make fun of Schaub.
He's like, oh, I did so well on the fighter and the kid.
I want to come back on and go to Calabasas.
And then Ryan Garcia's like, is there money?
Do I get paid for this?
Yeah, he's, like, thinking about his fight and, like, chicks and stuff like that.
Exactly.
So, no, this doesn't make any sense.
Get us three on there.
We'd be great, although he might kill us all.
Do you think Shop will ever go there?
Like, you know, come here.
Or address the homeless cats head on.
Here's one thing I'll say, and this week
we can wrap it up with this.
When Mark took the account over,
the Twitter account, he texted me,
like the second he did it.
And so I thought it was a bit,
I immediately went on Twitter and for a second there,
I was like maybe five people that had seen
that he took over his Twitter, which blew my mind, right?
Because we didn't even know each other really.
This was before we had ever hung out.
And I'm like looking at it and I immediately retweet it.
And I sent him,
I'm like,
Oh,
I've got to retweet that Bapa or something stupid like that.
And then I wrote,
I wrote,
I replied hagged like H A G G E D.
And,
um,
it eventually got taken down.
But here's my point.
He didn't block me.
He must've seen,
or their social media. He didn't block me. He must have seen or their social media.
He didn't block me.
He blocked other people.
People were like,
oh, look, he blocked me.
He blocked me.
He has not blocked me.
He has never said anything.
Mark says there's no way
he knows about us
because he doesn't want
to hear any negativity
but maybe there's a possibility
that he is going to take in
some constructive criticism
from TimoMose.
I doubt it.
Yeah, no chance.
We don't fucking matter, dude.
We don't matter at all.
I think you guys are, I consume your guys' stuff constantly.
I get a huge kick out of it.
I think you guys are so funny.
It's so like, I don't know, you're in really good rhythm with each other.
And then the songs are just.
I'm just trying to build a narrative, B.
Pain. Yeah, I want Brian Campbell to build a narrative. Big pain.
I want,
yeah, I want Brian Campbell on the show so bad,
not gonna happen,
but all right.
Have a great week.
We'll see you next week.
I love you too.
You know,
thank you so much.
You guys,
does shop have like a love thing that he says to people?
Does he have a way of saying,
I love you.
You're one of our guys,
dude.
You know,
you guys are my good,
you know,
you're one of my good friends.
I don't really have a lot of them.
You know,
it is.
Damn. John is homeless all right peace