10 Minutes of Schaub - We need to see LOUIS CK on TFATK! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #35

Episode Date: February 1, 2023

Thirty-fifth episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Used to spend my night out on truck walks Papa Slangin' it was the only love I know But you rescued me from all the repercussions and brought me back from being too far gone. tiger thick wig skate you're as sweet as road buried lozenges you're as warm as the helix mattress and mr can I stay high
Starting point is 00:01:06 Give love all the time Uno de... Stopping my favorite time of the week When you get near, mama, try to speak With surprises today, you better act fair Watch 10 minutes of Shob Welcome back to 10 minutes of shop. Thanks for tuning in. Join the Patreon.
Starting point is 00:01:32 If you want to join the discord, we chop it up in there. But anyways, that's not why you're here. You got to start the timer first. Oh, so the timer anyway, all right,
Starting point is 00:01:40 we'll start in the timer. Now this 10 minutes, it's off camera. They don't believe you. Start the timer now. There you go. Yeah show. It's off camera. They don't believe you. Start on the timer now. There you go. Yeah, so there's an announcement in Chang's. It says, don't watch tomorrow's T-Fat K unless you're getting clips.
Starting point is 00:01:54 Trying to see the effect Chang's is having on the views. So they're trying to get an estimate on how the actual, like, the control, like a scientific experiment. See what the actual views are. The comments are the comments are the usual grifters great podcast never watched it you know what i mean but is this really like is this from the administrators because this only has 700 upvotes it didn't even sound like really viral even on change it was only eight hours ago okay so that is a lot yeah all right thanks i
Starting point is 00:02:20 don't know i'm not a numbers guy b so i don't know um what is that picture i'm so redacted i don't know. I'm not a numbers guy, B. So I don't know. What is that picture? I'm so redacted, I don't know. You want to see if I can zoom in here? I mean, we'll get comments saying, like, how dare you not. Oh, it's Callan. Callan and that's Schaub. Oh, man. Wow. That is old school.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Dang, they were having fun back then, doing something really corny. Yeah, I was telling you earlier, Yeah. They were having fun back then doing something like really corny. Yeah. I was, I was telling you earlier, this is a, it's a bit of weird, a bear market on Chang's right now.
Starting point is 00:02:50 You know, the passing of BGL as far as the douchening. Yes. The good douchening, which I have a couple of posts about that. Right. I guess he was on like some midnight reply raid, replying to a bunch of messages on his post.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Yeah. Let's go through those. Well, he's not going to be on 10 minutes of shop. Everyone can take a deep breath. Take a deep breath. We're not going to do that. So, oh, look at that. We're super zoomed in.
Starting point is 00:03:15 Okay, so apparently this is a post of his. Did they make an announcement on TFATK? I missed it. You have some great insights opposed to just reading an article. No, he doesn't. No, I guess I'm not worthy of an reading an article. Oh, he doesn't. Uh, no, I guess I'm not worthy of an explanation. Mr.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Mark Hurley responded. Yeah. Dicey, dicey, dicey. Oh, really dude. Um,
Starting point is 00:03:35 and this next one here, it's, uh, Oh, I forgot to say who's, who posted these, uh, uh,
Starting point is 00:03:40 Rube is cube. Rube is cube. Uh, and this one's Ryan Joseph right here. Yeah here yeah 2 a.m bgl letting it all out um at hello mark harley you get fired from fighter and the kid brandon made a joke about firing more people then i realized you haven't been on for weeks uh replying back is mark harley saying yeah he fired me but another person quit because he's trying to reframe that. Painting a narrative, B.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Just no respect for him, this cracks me up. That's one of the funniest things that Othman explained to me about Changs. Because for a while, we were watching the clips, and I don't think either of us really understood that his face was blanked out, and then his voice was like this weird thing. We didn't really get it. Like Charlie Brown's school teacher.
Starting point is 00:04:26 But Othman was basically saying that he's so obnoxious and loves attention so much that they just block out everything he does, which is hilarious to me. And we watched a little bit of that show he had. Yeah. Like, no, not for the show, not to make any kind of jokes,
Starting point is 00:04:43 but it was the worst thing I've ever seen. It would make me mad. It's the hardest watch ever. It's real bad. His cadence and his thoughts and how everything works together, it makes for a terrible show. Yeah, I mean, the people that hate us, you know, they say, and I agree, sometimes
Starting point is 00:04:58 we may be blog buss. Yeah, we suck. Yeah, I don't know about that. But we'll never reach the level of that show. It's the worst show I've ever seen. Gerardo's going through something, okay? This is not a sad thing. Yeah, I told you earlier that I went to Starbucks and I didn't lose it, and that was like a good thing.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Right, now you're losing it for not losing it at the poor Starbucks lady who he was complaining about 10 cents. This one is called God Dog, by a weird ad 3611 another mark harley reply um marge why did papa gadouche you and he was responded hashtag addicted to gadouche and you know but the thing is it's you never know what to believe this could all be marg sabotage you know he's like building a narrative you know and he's trying to like get into changs from from the inside 300 pages of evidence it's so weird that they talk like this because like everyone's like you could be marg i could be marg who's marg
Starting point is 00:05:56 you know but in the end it's really about just watching clips papa true you know it is but also too you're right this could be some sort of like sort of like Bapa's 11 trying to infiltrate Chang's. Right, right, right. And the red herring is Mr. Harley, dude. But this time 11 is the IQ points of Shab and Marg combined. Yeah. And then this one is just funny. Yeah, it's just a pico de gallo in the flower horn.
Starting point is 00:06:23 It's posted by Paul C2. It's called Mexican sitch lid. I don't understand. Is that something like chick lid or what does that mean? Kitch lid. I guess it's a name of a fish. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Oh, isn't the fish's name is something lid. You know more than me. I thought that, I mean, all I just know that's the flower horn. Oh, flower horn. Flower horn fish. But the pico de gallo thing, I assume, is from Ringo Papi. All right, now we get into some clips, baby. So this first clip is posted by Immortal Knievel.
Starting point is 00:06:55 It's called, Clicked around YouTube last night, found an hour-long video of drunkest man alive. Love the title. Let's see here. See fishing we're supposed to. What should I have done? I dig it. Should's see here. See, fishing, we're supposed to. So we got, what should I have done? I dig it.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Was it, should I have been a real inch? Should I fish our friends, not food? I think they put too much of a, I mean, when you think ocean, I was like, that's what he's saying around this area. Like some trout, some red, not redfin trout. I don't know. He was, look, I go on the dolphin. They don't, they just walking around the waters.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Uh, I, I'm probably, I'm slower vibe. I feel like that fit your vibe jen everyone's around fishing if i could dream of a super bowl and then uh jordan uh yeah burroughs tv's pop around jamal hill globetex era what are your thoughts so far it's it's almost redneck vibes on this one you know he's like turning into an old country boy that are a very old country man yeah you know he's like what are you doing today grandpa oh you know i'm going random day free day like it's a little josh terry ish yeah this is uh this is and i love that it's the super bowl time of year so we get to hear
Starting point is 00:07:54 super ball yeah super ball my favorite super ball and they the glass is almost gone yeah i mean like much like his little ice you see that little ice there it's supposed to be like a big piece of ice in the in the glass yeah uh it's just like everything's wrong i i want to say that i'm sad for papa but papa just looks sad dude he does look kind of sad but i think he's just drunk i don't really think he's sad some people drink on podcasts or during or before podcasts because it's like they want to get loose and they think that they need to drink to like deliver the great content that their listeners are looking for. I wonder if that's what Bapa thinks,
Starting point is 00:08:31 because this is atrocious as usual. Yeah. It's just a drunk, very tired guy in a, you know, a torn jean jacket. Yeah. Clown pants. Also too, I always judge a YouTuber's depression by how many Funkoko pops they have behind
Starting point is 00:08:45 him and there's two right now dude look at that it's like of course he'd have funko pops yeah any kind of thing that people kind of universally think is stupid pop is like i got that well i got that what and also the shoe is gone oh yeah where's his favorite shoe no wonder he's depressed yeah his favorite shoes aren't up there. He doesn't even like shoes right now. Look at that gigantic shoe ad. Rogue nicotine. They're in his mouth, and there's like a giant sign behind him.
Starting point is 00:09:17 He really does have a lot of people sponsoring him. A lot of people are on Team Boppa. Yeah. Let's see. I can brothers that in the English language refer to as twins. Now, Paul Feller, I'm a Terrence McKinney
Starting point is 00:09:29 and you could see was you like, all right, if he's, but you still don't. His name is Feller. Yeah, but scroll back up to him. Terrence McKinney, it's not that cool. Just it's a little disrespectful because
Starting point is 00:09:38 It's a little disrespectful because It's MMA. It's the worst sport to battle. I'm off to Naples, February. Please scroll up, Chen. But the baby, I think, is at stickboy.com. Conference Championship Games. The Super Bowl 57.
Starting point is 00:09:59 New customers. Wow. You can feel the conference championship thrills. Shop show. S-E-H-A-E-B show. Minimum age. He doesn't spell his name right. This is not even the first time.
Starting point is 00:10:09 It's so worrisome now. Because it's like many, many times he's spelling his own name incorrectly. C-T-E. Call the doctor. This is ambulance point. It's a shop. Maybe we were judging him too harshly and he really did hear that voice from the asian doctor yeah the cte is so bad ct
Starting point is 00:10:33 what ct what do you mean ct oh because that's how he says it yeah the ct is so bad that he instead of of Greg Zoo comes out, he's like, Brendan, this is going to be very painful for you. And what he hears, where's Peñolage? You're going to have to have a lot of stitches. Many stitches, guaranteed. He was aging as shit. G-Supply, you better hurry up and get on it.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Something special January. 20% off supplements, 10% off fitness, streaming fitness. So you can support each other. The best supplements on plant earth, Paul Crager with Johnny Walker. I like Paul Crager.
Starting point is 00:11:13 He said, he's my lock. Jesus Christ. Reach for that single. Just gets his head beaten. And he said, John Jones, I'm coming for you.
Starting point is 00:11:20 I was like, he's a heavyweight. So for him, the skillset to submit a just gone draw is not great. So it's just like this. Is there any way he can just go to another game? You know, that's, unfortunately, a complete nightmare. You know, Jiu-Jitsu is his Achilles heel.
Starting point is 00:11:34 And then Gilbert Byrne gets on Mike. Now I'm thinking it's more, less Southern and more like Marlon Brando-ish. Yeah. The Godfather. Has anyone ever said that before? I don't know. You come to me on the day of my daughter's gadushin. Maybe I ask you for a favor.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Maybe I ask you for some alpha brain. Okay. Instead of doing songs, we're going to do movie scenes now? Yeah. What's another thing he says? I don't remember anything. He's sleeping with the fishes. My fishes.
Starting point is 00:12:09 I'm balls deep in fish. Michael, I never wanted this life for you. I never wanted you to be on Food Truck Diaries. He's so ridiculous. You know what? I take it back. Those pants, I'm going to be totally honest. I pants i i'm gonna be totally honest i kind of like the pants yeah i kind of like the pants well i mean a broken clock is right twice a day you know
Starting point is 00:12:30 what i mean i'd wear those pants let's see i like head and shoulders or someone doesn't come along give that dude a sponsor i don't know they don't have a picture of him with his hair come to him yeah look at his little leather that oh yeah it is just and it's it's like no broken ends it might have the best hair in the ufc right now that thing's popping dude so as far as i do a punch right when he throws yeah that's all i have to say about that but i appreciate the confidence it's very nice man dude that what round i forget what round it was in And then he goes right into Then Figueroa gets him
Starting point is 00:13:06 In a guillotine Grappling man So they What's that What's this So they add Now Figueroa Going up to
Starting point is 00:13:12 Look at his eye Who wouldn't you want to see him Fight out of those guys You're gonna get So of course In AO35 He's actually Here's what's crazy
Starting point is 00:13:19 He's not depleting his body You just see in his face He looked Ill Great editing at the end I like how he's just It's like he's decided depleting his body you just see in his face he looked ill great editing at the end i like how he's just it's like he's decided you know what i know it's guillotine but i'm just gonna say guillotine yeah it's a way it said he doesn't care it's not even that doesn't even seem like a speech impediment at that point he's just like that's just the way it is yeah he's changing
Starting point is 00:13:43 the english language not unlike william shakespeare yeah this one's called your numbers guy be posted by paul c2 i'd rather have or that increases the hate no no i'm just saying i'd rather have a thousand followers and get 900 of them 900 likes than have 300,000 followers with a thousand likes. Oh my God. Dicey dicey. Yeah, I mean, this is good. He's tweeting shit.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Is that Vanessa? Did he quote tweet vanessa well that's boring for anybody that doesn't know i i just know this person so yeah that's basically the plot of the movie uh 300 you know spartans there's 300 of them you know uh well right i don't think i had 300 good ones oh what is it called? Getting ratioed? Yeah. He's like getting ratioed by not getting likes though. Ratioed is when somebody like responds to you and gets more likes, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:56 He's just getting ratioed to his own tweets. He's getting ratioed by the number of followers he has compared to the amount of likes that he gets on his tweets. He should get more, but people are just following him and being like, yeah, not like that. This next one's posted by Brandon. It's called Baba does some self-reflecting. Now, let me ask you something. You think that I actually consider how bad my addiction has gotten? You think that I was actually really, really passionate about my passion for fish.
Starting point is 00:15:27 No, it's my new puppy. It's a new project. Some for some to do because I'm clearly bored with my son. So this is my next conquest. And it's stupid for guys made so much money. I was expecting an actual clip. Yeah. I mean, funny editing, but you know, it's, it's more funny for me when I actually hear
Starting point is 00:15:53 what he says. Yeah. Now let me ask them, you think Dana White actually considers slap fighting a sport? You think Dana White's actually really, really passionate about two human beings slapping each other? No. It's his new puppy. It's a new project. Some for him to do.
Starting point is 00:16:12 Because he's clearly bored as shit with the UFC. So this is his next conquest. And it's fucking stupid. For a guy that's made so much money. It's interesting coming from, it's interesting coming from shop because shop gives back dogs like they're fricking things you return to target. And I think it's important to point out that one was posted by pity. The King could you,
Starting point is 00:16:37 uh, call them maybe a bad analogy. There be most people are care immensely about their new puppy. Oh, yeah. I probably saw that and like it got subliminally in my head but yeah exactly very good great point did you see this clip already where he's talking about ariel i have not seen that uh it's posted by chundal to bogan it's called i didn't do anything to ariel threatens to beat him up i didn't do anything
Starting point is 00:17:02 you're acting very innocent little me you're not little oh you right now no me yes you're being the chief here's here's my whole thing with if you want squash the beef whatever if he has beef that's fine i dare you i did dare you come on the show you won't talk like this in my face i'll fly to new york dude come on come on stop looking lost oh yeah that's a classic yeah yeah i remember the i did it like what yeah he's drunk out of his mind yeah he feels good back then before he got nuclear bombed by uh how do you think that or was that the was the response to this the one where he's like how did football go how did comedy go yeah was that before i don't know the chronological there's so many there's so many of uh gadushings of shah by ariel hawani that it's hard to yeah know the chronological
Starting point is 00:17:55 order all i know is that ariel seems like you know you could understand the words that come out of ariel's mouth oh yeah he's very uh very well spoken ariel hawaii doesn't doesn't talk like this you know what i mean that would be funny if ariel hawaii responded he's like shab guess what you suck at comedy that's how you talk that's how you sound when you talk all right so this one is uh we're back to the old classic long titles. Not ready to read this title. It's posted by Top Foundation 6313. It's a quote, working in ditches, ditches, parentheses, blowing your back out to put cement on top of a sidewalk, end quote. It's essentially the new P.F. Chang's.
Starting point is 00:18:40 These two spineless have zero self-awareness or self-respect. Bam. I'd be more proud of my son if he's working in the ditches, blowing his back out, you know, putting cement on a sidewalk. I'd be much more proud of my kids if they're doing that thing. Slap to and to, buddy. Hey, buddy. job just will hate on anything like that's just like a salt of the earth job or just like a you know like a hard-working construction worker type job yeah he'll be like oh i would rather them do that yeah whatever i guess he was he talking about slap boxing i i think he's talking about the new power slap new power slap yeah he I think he's talking about the new power slap. The new power slap?
Starting point is 00:19:25 Yeah. He really doesn't think about the things he says. He gives no thought to what he's about to say. I'd rather than work at McDonald's. These are things that you shouldn't be saying out loud, Chubb. You shouldn't have a podcast. Yeah. The people filming this are culpable.
Starting point is 00:19:42 Yes. You know? There should be someone who somebody submitting and like, Hey, let's just, uh, let's write down everything. Shop's going to say for this episode before he says it.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Yeah. Let's keep them safe. This week at Chang's. There's a bunch of Louis CK stuff, right? I saw that. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:58 Uh, so, you know, Louis CK had the live streams. He was going around the bouts doing a bunch of different podcasts. I picked out three clips cause there's a lot of Louis CK clips clips uh this is the first one uh posted by uh rv ckyym uh it's called boppa explains louis ck calling out joe but he didn't do um he didn't do t fat k though louis no god no dude interesting interesting wonder why there's no possible way we'll see louis no god no dude interesting interesting wonder why there's no possible way we'll see
Starting point is 00:20:27 louis ck on t fat k that's too bad he goes on comedians podcast all right here goes we talk about cold plunges and hot plunges oh my god stupid what kind of life do you have when you have to get into a cold bath and then a hot bath and actually have a conversation about it i was like i was like i'm listening to it i was driving i was like he goes you're not he goes i got super awkward i was like not me i was like get him he's like you're not living reality he's like you're above earth you're in this weird stratosphere up here while everybody else nobody can relate to that because rogan's rogan had a good answer too though because he goes if you have a human body,
Starting point is 00:21:05 you don't want your body in the way you want your body to work optimally, but that can be its own job. You know, that can be its own job. I love it. It was right. He was just like, how well is your life going where you're debating about cold plunges?
Starting point is 00:21:16 I was like, he's so right. That was just like a well thought out agreement. Yeah. Good point. That's the most, what's the word? Clear and accurate.
Starting point is 00:21:32 Shab I've ever seen him be. Yeah. Louie is bringing out like a, maybe Louie is like the anti-kryptonite. Yeah, he's the muse. Louie CK is the muse for Shab. I'm sure we'll see some poorly crafted stolen Louis bits soon, though, too. So that's something to look forward to for Chang's.
Starting point is 00:21:50 Speaking of being the muse for Shob, this next clip has something about a similar story that Louis CK tells on Shob. So it's called Brenda Has an Oddly Similar Story to Louis, posted by Brenda the Sloth. Let's see what this is all about but i started flying right away and the airports were all empty and you got everyone was allowed in the lounges and everyone was getting upgraded to first class because the planes were empty and for a while it was part of the protocol before the flight, they used to say, they would give you the safety stuff. And then they would say, you can use your seatbelt, detaches, you can use it as a weapon. Oh, Jesus.
Starting point is 00:22:31 You can use your seat as a shield. Are they telling you that? Yes, they would say this as part of the thing for like the first month after 9-11. And they would say, we're here to protect you, but you have to protect us. They would say we're here to protect you but you have to protect us they would say that and there was one flight i took where i was flying first class like seat 1b i was right at the bulkhead and and this other guy sitting at 1c across from me and the captain came out right before the flight and he kind of squatted between us and he said listen fellas uh because it was a red eye he said
Starting point is 00:23:01 you're the last line of defense so i need you not to sleep on this flight. Jesus Christ. I need you not to sleep on the flight to defend him. Yeah. But of course, there's part of me that's like, I'm a guy, so I'm like, oh, yes, sir. I was excited. 20 minutes later.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Here's how I know I'm sick. I like Louis' stand-up. I think he's a great comedian, right? The reason I know I'm sick is because I would have rather have heard Schaub tell that same story. I want to hear Schaub's attempt at whatever Louie just said. Because it's so crazy. That's how far I've gone down the Schaub.
Starting point is 00:23:44 I want to see him mess it up. Well, I don't think you've got to wait long, dude, because, cause it's so crazy. That's how far I've gone down the shop. Yeah. I want to see him mess it up. Well, I don't think you got to wait long, dude. Cause I think he's going to, I've seen this. I've seen the clip before, but yeah, I've never seen this. Oh yeah. Let's see here on the plane. I fell asleep off four hours to the red eye. Cause my son had his first football game at SoFi. So I have to make it on time
Starting point is 00:24:00 by 9am. So I take the red eye and falls. I fall asleep on plan. I'm waking up people. Help. We need help. I'm like, Oh, I'm sitting first class. They. So I take the red eye. I fall asleep while I'm playing. I'm waking up. People, help. We need help. I'm like, what? I'm sitting in first class. They run up. I'm like, what the?
Starting point is 00:24:10 Run up. In my head, I'm like, oh, it's ISIS, whatever. They got box cutters. Oh, I pop up. There's a guy next to me, the Hollywood guy. I'm like, you know the way I pop up? And then they're like, he's having a seizure. I'm like, oh, thank God.
Starting point is 00:24:23 And then I sat down. He goes, God, if something were to go down, want you on the flight i'm like i don't play that dude i ain't gonna let isis take over this plane with box cutters you're gonna have more than box cutters bubba because you're gonna take down you can be popping some heads um i'll be twisting necks checks twisting necks yeah i'm gonna become super viral like that moron with the hatchet yeah you're gonna be doing some oh yeah papa the hero you know viral like that moron with the hatchet. Yeah. He can be doing some. Yeah. Papa,
Starting point is 00:24:47 the hero, you know, he saved that little boy from the car thing. He's of course, the next step is to kill a bunch of terrorists. Yeah. Prevent nine 11. Hey, you guys like Moana.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Whatever he says to the kid. Hey, you doing okay. Uh, the old love to see Bapa in like an action movie where he's like, he has lines and like, there he is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:09 Yeah. Yippee. Kai. Yay. Yippee. Kai. Day. My sucker.
Starting point is 00:25:16 Uh, and then this is the last Louis CK clip. It's posted by fun and Amoeba eight five zero. It's called Theo Vaughn getting candid with Louis CK about the burdens he walked away from and is at peace with himself about it. No more sunglasses every other week. Proud of you, bud.
Starting point is 00:25:32 There is people there. There's, you can find a loving and a self path through anything, but if you depend on, if you're like, I don't feel good. If everybody, if I'm not a Hollywood a Lister,
Starting point is 00:25:43 you might as well pack it in that's it's not a good way to live yeah man it's just it's so interesting to hear some of that because i've had spots even in just the past couple years of my life where i chose to do certain things and i'm like i know this doesn't feel right but i feel like i need to do it for money or i feel like i need to do it for and once i got out of of that, everything has fallen so much more in a place. I've gotten my semblance of human. Like I just feel like myself more again. It's been pretty fascinating.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Good. Y'all dog. I feel like Theo made the right call. Oh yeah. Seems much happier. Could have made it earlier if you asked me. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:20 Yeah. Get as far away from the subreddit as possible. If you're a YouTube comedian, Yeah. Get as far away from the subreddit as possible. Yeah. You're a YouTube comedian. I bet you even still feel like I'm in the subreddit again, dude. Well, this next one is posted by Rogan and Shorty Pie. Hey, shut up. It's called too much Papa behavior in this to list.
Starting point is 00:26:41 All but one happened in one continuous string. You can taste it. Just taste it. Hey, actually, a lot of people have been hitting me up about psoriasis because you were talking about it, and I had it. And they want to know what to do. I'm going to tell you this. You can go to Dan Garner Nutrition. He changed my life.
Starting point is 00:26:56 So a lot of it is your gut. They think it's your gut. Afif Ghanoun at the Cleveland Dermatology Institute. That's a lemon. That's a lemon on the left, or is my taste buds off? I'll check. I'll check. Afif Ghanoun.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Did I just eat a lemon? In Cleveland. I'll get the number of you guys. Is that Dan Garner Nutrition? Dan Garner Nutrition. We call him Spots. Why are they so gross? He's amazing.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Yeah, spots. He's a genius. Team Garner right there. No more. Coach Garner? Yeah, right there. Genius. Now, he's great,
Starting point is 00:27:36 and then a lot of those crocodiles, when you feed them like that, they get very big, sir. And they also get the taste for... Yeah. They also keep growing. Crocs don't Man, you are
Starting point is 00:27:50 one pathetic loser. Why does he keep throwing food on the ground? Some guy has to come in and clean the I'm done with this thing. I'm just going to put it on. He puts his fingers in his mouth. Okay, Mr. Whole Foods. This next one's called uh i guess all the allegations were false
Starting point is 00:28:09 chris is back in a star again posted by our good friend haphazard sir oh yeah here we go but i went dude and when i went i go like this okay dude and i went with david sullivan because chris was too pregnant she's like i can't go she's out to here and then and then so david sullivan came he's from texas and he goes this country man and i was like yeah it is this is my kind of country dude was killing it i looked behind me young gravy was there uh uh mgk was there and we were just having a good time hey let me ask stars having a good time dude stars are normal people and i go like this and we are rocking out and young gravy's here and mgk's here and david sullivan looks at me and i go like this dude hey man i'm back and dude i'll tell you what i pulled up you know because he was killing hardy
Starting point is 00:28:58 was killing and i got rock stars behind me and a rapper and dude i look at him i pull up shots of me doing you know stand up to the crowds and the crowd's going like this and dude i look at him i pull up shots of me doing you know stand up to the crowds and the crowds going like this and i look to david i go like this i'm like that bro we're the same yeah hey here's what i think man oh yeah yikes dicey dicey you want to be doing that yeah chris redacted for the last clip here posted by your uncle Mike it's called apologies for the old dish but I feel like more people need to see this
Starting point is 00:29:33 this might be the cringiest I've ever seen from Brenda borderline creepy honestly water hold up you're on GT3 take it easy take it easy, Brendan.
Starting point is 00:29:46 Brendan, take it easy. Brendan, take it easy. GT2 chin, you're hilarious today. Come on, bro. Yeah. I see a ton of people making Tiger King shirts and shit. Yeah, and by that we mean Tom Segura. That's exactly what I meant. You sounded like Rogan right there.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Who, Tom Segura, who, whatever you factor in, Bert, you... I don't understand what's happening. I think maybe it's just his terrible laughs, maybe. Oh, yeah. Terrible fake laughs. Yeah. Baba's full of weird noises and sounds.
Starting point is 00:30:24 It's not just the mispronunciation of names and the horrible takes and the stolen jokes. We, we sleep on the strange noises he makes from time to time. That's exactly what I meant. Is that a lemon? Like a, like he, like a handler would come in and be like, yes, Brendan, that's a...
Starting point is 00:30:49 Or no, Brendan, that's actually an orange. Okay. I was like... I don't want that. That's what Theo said. Theo got out of there. He extricated himself. Louis needs to go on this podcast.
Starting point is 00:31:03 Yeah. We got to try to get like a petition sign for louis to come on tfk i would love it i think that'd be hilarious louis ck talking to shop trying to like intellectualize things and shop being like yeah you're right i never thought about it might be good for shop might be a good influence on both of them i want to see louis drinking that tiger thick whiskey. Tiger thick whiskey. I bet Louie, Louie drinks.
Starting point is 00:31:27 I would imagine. I think so. Yeah. I mean, that's the only time I ever pull out my in front of people. Just kidding. Dicey dicey. We're getting a little dicey. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:36 Anyways, thanks for tuning in to the, another episode of 10 minutes of shop. Join the patron. We'll be putting on some gringo poppy stuff later on and enjoy the rest of your week. Bye. Later.

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