10 Minutes of Schaub - WHERE THE WOKE MEETS THE WALL | 10 Minutes of Schaub #84

Episode Date: January 9, 2024

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Got to lose, got to lose. Red says I'm not funny. Never see it, forget me. Hey, ain't it, you're so sorry. Hey, babe, this is for tonight. You like me and I'm a pro. I like coffee with honey and juice. Thank you. I think he did me wrong. Mark Allen, fuck you, I'm tense. Mark Allen, please just end it.

Mark Allen, what are you doing here? Game night, I hate you so. What a day. It's time for my favorite time of the week. When you get near, bother, try to speak. Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop, where the woke meets the wall. Ever heard of it, Danny? Where the turkey meets the oven, dude. That's right.

Where the corners meet the basket. Yeah, where the crayons meet the box. Where the stars land on the moon. Yeah. Sometimes the stars. Absolutely, Papa. 100%. Where the Harley gets with Mark, dude.

That's uh-oh. BGL. Censored. Or not censored. We don't know. Where the dolphins fuck the people. There we go. Oh, really, dude?

You thought it was over, but it was just beginning. All right. Well, welcome back, though. And we're happy to have you here, Gerardo. Take it away. Oh, dude. We got to just letting you know, we're doing an expose on Kratom this week. It's coming out on Thursday.

We're changing the Tweety schedule up a little bit. It's going to drop Thursdays more than likely than anything. And obviously, we have the Patreon up, so it's dropping Wednesdays. We just did armageddon by ricky gervais netflix great special never seen it nope uh and uh yeah dude shout out cat williams he gave us a call and asked if it was okay to like light the scene on fire and we were like you know what dude sometimes you gotta tweety out you know what i'm saying another great guy never met him glad he gave us a call or did he did not He did not. Yeah. Anyways, Raccoon Tweeties, that's our other show.

Check it out. We have a couple of shows, right? You've got a show on February 4th. February 4th at the Chatterbox Headlining. And do you have shows? Yeah, I've got a show January 14th in East L.A. Boom. Or 18th, sorry.

And then January 24th in Long Beach, and February 2nd at the Flappers in Burbank. Well, that's not why you're here, though. You're here to watch 10 Minutes of Shob, so start the timer, play the chin clip. All righty, so we got plenty of clips to chin today, dude. Let's see here. So the first one is obviously the GOAT, Mr. Williams addressing the haters, B. What did you think about this interview, dude?

I mean, it was was great and I really enjoyed listening to it I like drama so there's a lot RIP Cedric the Entertainer dude this one's posted by Mr. Cynic it's called Cat Williams Addressing the Toe Rogan Experience and that's how it was

for blue comedy if you were a comedian that cussed you were ridiculed by the mainstream comedy geist that would be like me being on Joe Rogan Joe don't want me on there I need to be on Shannon Joe got six comedians

that never been funny he want to push out but that's really how it is. I'm sorry. What do you think? Very interesting. Good douche. Yeah,

man. He's calling. He's, he's basically making a criticism that we've made a bunch of times on it. Not saying he took it from us or anything, obviously, obviously. But,

um, never met him. Yeah. And he's never, never met him. Doesn't know who we are. Didn't count but this is a criticism

that a lot of people have that there's a few guys Kat says all of them I would say a few that just aren't that funny that Rogan pushes out

and makes everybody think they're like murderers you know they're at the table before they crush do you want to name the waters

yeah well Callan was one of them shoals schultz um papa of course i mean he's pretty he is the greatest comic i don't know was cat talking about papa probably not dude no yeah you're right he saw the gringo poppy and you know he was like papa that's that your cat that's not that's not far off. You're better at bad comics. Oh, you're right. Because Cat Williams didn't say my name. Bop and Cat are similar in the way that they're both athletes, right? I don't know if you saw the video of Cat posted.

He ran like a four something. Did you see that? A sub four five, something like that. I'm not a sports guy. I'm not a numbers guy either. I'm not a numbers guy either, but I don't know those. Whenever you say vertical or four or five 40, whatever it is,

I don't know what it is. And I don't know what the numbers. Don't fucking ask me. Yeah. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to put you on the spot, but he did. He,

he proved that he could do it and he didn't get a hamstring thing going or pull a ligament or whatever shot that uh shop did in his race with um chapelle so i mean they're both guys they they can run you know what uh cat williams can't beat you at dude what you got a sub eight inches so let's have eight oh under eight inches under eight inches is still pretty good daddy all right well i guess on to the next one then. Because you got fucked up. Deal with it, dude. I'm here to be Cat Williams.

Let's see the next clip. Shout out to the Goat Kdubs. This one's called The Few, The Proud, The Comedians. Posted by, what is that one? Oh, is this the wall one? Lim Tingy. This is so funny. Let's see here.

How many fucking professional stand-ups are there? There's so few. This is Earthquake. Earthquake cannot read. I know. Cat Willie is just fucking right out of everyone. There's a million doctors in America. There's only like a thousand of us on Earth.

Yeah. Smart people can't do it. But going to a nightclub and just making 250 people have a good time is one of the best things on Earth. The woke meets the wall. The woke meets the wall with stand-up comedy.

There's a real good argument that comedy clubs should be some sort of an essential business. In the comedy world, we say we're the last line of the fence. The last line of essential business. Yeah. In the comedy world, we say we're the last line of defense. The last line of defense. Monday morning. That's more combat. More combat. What are you, Skorsky?

Oh, God, that was good. The editing is hilarious. The ending with the shop clip of him, it's like, which one would you use? The ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba, that's a great choice. I think it's either that or name the movie. But I think this, whoever edited, who was the person, the chef?

They made the right choice. Lim Tingy. Or Lim Tingle or something like that. That guy never met him. Oh, my God. That was so funny, dude. It was quick. Yeah. I never saw so funny, dude. Earthquake. Yeah.

I never saw that clip, dude. Yeah, I didn't know that Earthquake was on Rogan. Yeah, it was a while back. I really don't know his stand-up that well, but everybody says he's great. Have you seen him? Yeah, Earthquake used to go around the open mic scene out here and just drop in, dude.

I remember that. So I did see that one time was good. It was amazing. And it was so hard for you to be upset that somebody was dropping in because you know you're not going to get your name pulled, right? Back in the day at the Ice House. Yeah. But then Earthquake.

Fuck, I'm getting. And so like Earthquake came on stage and that was where the woke met the wall. You right? Yeah. Oh my God. That's the hardest I've laughed at a clip in a while, dude. All right. So this one's posted by Taylor Swift.

Not that one. And it's called The Difference Between Shane and Bapa. Let's see what this is all about. Technically, I do have a pretty fucking sick resume. Yeah. Because I played. It's D1 football. And then if you join West Point, if join the army during uh active war you are

technically i'm a decorated veteran that's a medal i quit right away yeah i quit west point right away first month and uh then you know i got snl so technically i'm a division one football player that is a decorated veteran and was cast on Saturday night. I didn't do one of those things, but that is my resume. Technically never judge a book by its pages, dude. Yeah. Cause I did not West point is hard as shit to get into.

Isn't it? Yeah. It's also hard to have a cappuccino with the Buffalo bills, dude. You're right. Papa did a lot. Okay. Cappuccino. Who said that? Yeah. It's also hard to have a cappuccino with the Buffalo bills, dude. You're right. Papa did a lot. Yeah. Okay.

Cappuccino with the Buffalo bills. Who said that? Dude. Papa said that. Is that, is that one of his lines? I had a cappuccino with the, what does it even mean?

It means he went to training camp. So like they had like, he's saying that he was at the training, they had a coffee machine and he used it and then he left. Oh, big deal, dude. What an idiot.

Dude, I've been waiting for T-Fat K to drop an episode about the Cat Williams thing. I've had a coffee at Netflix and I wouldn't say I had a special. Dude, Netflix had that cold brew coffee. Oh, have you been to Netflix or no? No, I've had coffee at Hulu, though. I'm a little different.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Nice. I worked at Netflix for a day. Oh yeah? What were you doing Papa? That one what is it called? The sketch show? The astronauts? Black astronauts? Oh you told me about that. Yeah. I forgot. They had a cold brew machine on tap dude. Right. I didn't know what cold brew was and I was fucking caffeinated

as shit. It was like a fucking Panera lemonade. Cold brew is like a rain energy drink with salsa on it dude. That's true. Panera lemonade. Pray to God you don't drink that salsa on it that's true pray to god you don't drink that all right so let's get to the next one this one's posted by it's called this off the cuff lie a little riff made me lol more than anything boppa has ever released okay so maybe they haven't seen the gringo poppy yet that's why they're saying that let's see yeah just saying i can't let these dudes lie cedric sitting here telling you why he ain't a movie star he over here look

like a walrus you didn't say nothing he can't even get his arms off his stomach sitting over here why i'm not a movie star what it's a secret we never wrote anything remember when cedric the entertainer starts he's supposed to be singing, dancing, and telling jokes. That's why he's called the Entertainer. We found out he can't sing, can't dance, and doesn't write jokes. He did four comedy specials. They're so bad, Shannon, they're not available on Netflix or Tubi. Can I say that again for the audience? They're so bad that they're not available on Netflix or Tubi.

You don't think C Sam's a good comedian? The world doesn't think that, sir. I have 12 comedy specials. He has four specials that are not available on Netflix or Tubi. The Netflix or Tubi thing reminds me of when we were desperately searching for... Nick Cannon's? No, I was going to say you might be surprised. It took us like a hard time.

We couldn't get it. And we knew it was on Showtime, so we signed up for Showtime. Or I signed up for Showtime. It wasn't on Showtime. And then we found it on some weird app. It took a long time to get it. I'm not making that up, right? No, you're right.

We both had to independently research where to watch this, and then we found it. You were mad at me because you thought I was lazy and not trying. You were like, it's on Showtime. I was like, I signed up for Showtime. It's not. You didn't believe me. You came here and you treated me like Bapa did Bobby Lee on camera.

You were Brian Callen in that day. Yeah, I definitely did yell at you. I threatened your career. Yeah, I wasn't that deep. Dude, him calling him a walrus was the highlight of my week, dude. I watched that clip maybe five times. It makes me laugh every time. That's pretty funny.

Yeah. Yeah. I've never seen it. He got him. He got him pretty good. Yeah, dude. He over here looking like a walrus. You didn't say nothing like you're supposed to tell someone.

He was supposed to say that. And a walrus. You didn't say nothing like you're supposed to tell someone they look like a walrus. He was supposed to say that. And he's like, you didn't even... Michael Blackson, I thought he had a pretty good comeback to Cat. He called him a dehydrated leprechaun. Oh, okay. That's kind of funny. I mean, but walrus is one word, dude.

And it's perfectly... They're both good at it. I've heard both ways. Tommy Cedric Entertainment is not a walrus, dude. It's funny because he does kind of look like a walrus. And the arm thing sitting, and there's arm thing sitting, and there's arm thing sitting,

and there's arm thing sitting, and there's arm thing sitting, and there's arm thing sitting, and there's arm thing sitting, and there's arm thing sitting. You saw walruses on New Year's Eve? Yeah, and Marina Del Rey has walruses. Oh, that's cool.

I didn't know that. You were there all the time. All right, so we got another clip here posted by Haphazard the goat. It's called Chris caught some shrapnel. Uh-oh. You seen this one? No. Let's see.

We need single cat guys. Cat guys are, by the way, I think the nicest. They're not going to rip you. I don't think Cosby had cats. I don't think, did had cats. I don't think did D'Elia have? D'Elia doesn't have cats. They never have cats. I haven't confirmed. He would only have kittens.

Turned out. And I had to get tattoos on their necks. Gareth Reynolds or whatever his name was. They had to get tattoos on their necks. And then they were cats and he'd throw them out. Get out of here. God damn. They had to get tattoos on their ne there were cats and he'd throw them out get out of here god damn yeah they had to get tattoos

on their necks the cats you know be cool Gareth and Christina be cool I really do what show is this

do you know no it's not your mom's house I don't know I really don't know well Christina Petsitsky is Tom Tom's wife

and then that's the guy that that does the dollop. Oh, yes. That we watch a clip for. Yeah, the dollop is dope. Oh, yeah, it's good? I watched it when it first started. Okay.

Yeah. They had an episode called The Rube, which was about a baseball player back in the early 1900s. Okay. Yep. He was known for saying that his dick was eight inches. I think that's true. What do you think about the whole situation at YMH right now, dude?

What's going on there? They dropped Dr. Drew. People, there's chatter amongst the YouTubers that it's, you know, they're running out of money. They're accusing Tom Segura of bopping out right now, dude. Oh, shit. Well, I hope that's not true because, you know, a small boat floats all tides. Oh, okay.

And I want all podcasters to do really good so we can do good too. Couldn't say it by myself. Right? Mm-hmm. I'm not going to wish their downfall

when we haven't even risen yet. Yeah, dude. Yeah, we're talking dough. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. So please join the Patreon. I was talking about bread, dough. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you. I got you. But yeah, there's a bunch of chatter, yeah. So please join the Patreon. I was talking about bread, dough. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you. I got you. But yeah, there's a bunch of chatter, dude. Turkey Tom, shout out. Too Lazy to Try, shout out. You know what I mean? I want to get as big as them.

Join our Patreon so we can have red candles and liquid death. All we have is one rain. Yeah. Come on. Yeah, come on. These red chairs were a promise, dude, that we're willing to do whatever, dude. Yeah. I was going to show up in a dress today, dude. Yeah, we'll put one.

I mean, give us an idea. I was going to show up in a dress today, dude. Why? Because of the Cat Williams episode? No, because I'm willing to do whatever. Oh, okay. You know? And yeah, because of the Cat Williams thing. I thought that would have been dope.

And then I was like, I don't want to put up a dress on, dude. You know? Let's see here. All right. So this next one is posted by BurpReynolds69. It's called Wonder Who Theo is Tom Bow bout you seen this one this um no i don't think i've seen this one let's see if you can guess how many chicks this guy fugs ready when's the last time that you got like push to a point to where you're like i'd'd like to fuck this man up. Do you remember that off the top of your head? Yeah.

Tell us. When was the last time? Probably one month ago, maybe. What happened? Oh, I had, yeah, somebody that's just that I was working with that just fucked something up so bad, you know? And I was like, you know what? I would like to abuse this guy.

Like to abuse him a little bit. Yeah. So, you know what? I would like to abuse this guy. Like abuse him a little bit. So, you know, a little different. One month ago? I don't know about the timeline, though. I mean, how could Bob... If it was only one month ago, how could it be Bob? What was the whole podcast one thing happened? When did that happen?

Like a while ago. Oh, okay. September, maybe? Oh, okay. But maybe, yeah, Maybe it's something working Something along those lines I don't know Did Theo make the mistake

Of trying to do something again with Bapa He went back and he was like You know I miss those Times I had with Fat Patrick You know he's so goofy He wouldn't have missed the hot chips. Brendan's like, hear me out, hear me out.

All right. Rat thick whiskey with three Ts, dude. You know what I mean? Three, a straight talk wireless. Maybe that clip. That would be some fire merch though. If you just put a sticker that said rat on top of the tiger. It might sell more.

Yeah, dude. Yeah. Hit us up. You know what I mean? You can get our number from Cat Williams. It might sell more. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Hit us up. You know what I mean? You can get our number from Cat Williams. Marketing genius. Yep. Only 1,000.

Let's see here. So this next one is posted by TechnicalGap4581. It's called End of an Era. So anyway, this is my favorite clip of the week before watching that earthquake one. Oh, yeah? Let's see. I'm a little sad.

You guys want to discuss it now? Oh, yeah. Let yeah oh yeah george yeah let's talk about george for a sec guys there's like the gall to be like oh yeah yeah that thing yeah after some guy's gone yeah dude all right yeah that guy that was like a main character. Gadooshed. Yeah. George did not get fired. No. George was asked. I like how Brendan always acts like it's unfortunate you guys think that. That's just not the truth. He's also doing the thing he always does where someone says something and then he goes, yeah, definitely.

Oh, of course. As if they don't believe the other person. Brendan has to be like, yeah, no, no. He's telling the truth. A lot of chatter this week about how Brendan let Brian cook on this one. He didn't really interrupt him as much. So keep your eye out for that. Okay.

Lex, who runs the company, offered him something else. You are not a good person. You're the worst. You're the fucking worst. I'm just speaking you tell me when i'm wrong but he has other opportunities which i also find help them facilitate yeah he has two good ones which i helped him facilitate i talked to george probably more than anybody in here besides you i talk to him every day i can help here's the

problem with you you get you get emotionally attached to everybody correct i'm a bad reader well it's not that you're a bad reader dude you're just very optimistic and i summed you are going no one thinks we're talking about books dude imagine like him dressed like that someone dressed like that firing you yeah i don't know what he was wearing the day of but it would be so funny if it was something like gigantic black shirt, tight black pants, huge red shoes, and a yellow hat.

And he's like, listen, we're moving in a different direction, okay? You got to move home. Or I got an opportunity for you. It's real good. Here it is. Figure it out.

I wonder what, I wish I knew what the other opportunities were at George's. What is he doing now? We're going to find out a little later. On to bigger and better things like hopefully um lizzie to need a 30 year old person who has a lot of

experience to run it and you have to be a background chat and let me just tell you about brendan so just so people know you you are not a good person finish my sentence we have a 22 year old who we all care about who we are who we want to win and he will win yeah he came in today me and him talked in person just to tell me like if it's gonna be a part-time thing like i'd rather just go somewhere full-time i was i get that dude i get that good good you know what chin you're the asian duane johnson thank you only not as thick he He's pushing things. God bless him.

Yeah. I love that guy. Yeah, I know. I love Georgie. So, yeah. But he'll be, we'll bring him back in. Oh, yeah. Periodically.

He's going to be around LA for a while. Is he? Yeah. Good. That's important. Anyway, all right. So. How about changing lanes?

How about the, are you familiar with Gypsy Rose? The girl who killed her mom. George is gone. Time to talk about Gypsy Rose. It's just so crazy. I didn't know that George was that young, though. 22? I don't know.

I still don't know because I don't trust these guys. That's true. They're not numbers yet. They don't seem to care whether he lives or dies. Don't matter i don't know i still don't know because i don't trust these guys it's true they're not numbers yeah they don't know they don't seem to care whether he lives or dies don't matter don't count oh and another thing that guy's not here we're hey we helped him out you know he's great and the thing is i'm not really like i'm not a guy that like deals with that kind of stuff i just told him to know, move from his hometown here. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what to believe.

Well, let's see if we can find out, dude. I'm going to skip a couple of clips here so I can show you something that I thought was interesting. This right here, dude. Okay, so this one's posted by Leach Schwab. Or Schwab, sorry. And it says, AMA soon. It's a picture from George's story with a cat oh shit

and it says very thankful for all the friends in my corner wow that's like a Q drop it is like it's very much like a Q drop because of the cat yeah which Brendan is very up to date on all Q drops so that's coming from the source baby yeah dude I mean I thought January 6th,

I went early. You know, the January 6th is going to be next January. That's too bad. You went January 29th or 2020? No, I'm saying 2023. Oh. Because, you know, the next one.

Yeah. Trump loses. It'll be next year. Yeah. I was there this year. I was like, where is everybody? What are we doing here? What are we doing here?

All right. So this next post is from illustrioussurvey38. It's called Red Band Confirmed Homeless? Let's see here. Oh, gosh. Another one. Hans Kim sucks from gear2863. All right, you know what? Let's talk about the Hans Kim thing.

This is something, especially on Reddit I mean, Reddit's usually pretty negative. But, you know, that's what Reddit is. They're like, where can all the YouTube hater comments

like, where do we call home? I don't think that's fair. There's a community for all the YouTube hater comments. Why, where do we call home? I don't think that's fair. We need a community for all the YouTube hater comments. Why do you say that? I mean, a lot of the stuff is positive. Remember when we got posted about recently, the majority of it was positive. People were just saying they like us.

I say the last two times, Isabel is pretty positive. Somebody was like, what do you think about those Timo's guys? Yeah. A lot of eight inches, which is great. Yeah. I think the highest like comment was just one take. Mm-hmm. somebody was like, what do you think about those T-MOS guys? Yeah. A lot of eight inches, which is great. Yeah. You know, so. I think the highest like comment was just one take,

which is the song. Yeah. And then, you know, most of the stuff I would say is lighthearted. The mods seem like nice. Oh yeah. They prevent a slander against his family and like racism.

So that's good. Bad words. I mean, YouTube doesn't do that. Just look at our hidden comments. I guess they do hide them, but we still see them. And we post them. And then we post them.

So maybe he's right. Those are people threatening our lives. So yeah, that's pretty bad. Those people aren't on Reddit. They're on YouTube. Somebody said, as we're eating our mom's dinner, because we're in our mom's basement, they're going to come in there and set up,

cause something to happen to where all four walls fall down. And then it's just them that we see. It's a, it's a, it's a very offensive because there's actually only three walls here. Yeah. It's a year for yourself. Can they say,

yeah. I mean, are you even a numbers guy? No, it's not. There's not three walls. There's a fourth one right there. That one's redacted. It's half a wall. Let's see. Let's call three walls. There's a fourth one right there. That one's redacted.

It's half a wall. Let's see. Let's call it Reddit. But actually, I get along with most people on the Kill Tony Reddit for the most part. See, even he gets along. I've always, you know. Wait for the surprise. Me and Rogan, we used to be message board boys.

And we would hang out on message board. Kind of cute. Talk to message board people. Hang out hang out in message board kind of glee talk to message board people, hang out with trolls and do all that so I've been pretty much around this my whole life and you just gotta talk to them and you'll quickly realize

like what's just garbage and you know people that are just confused or whatever anyways I enjoy the Reddit community for the most part garbage and you know people that are just confused or whatever i anyways i i enjoy the reddit community for the most part i've i laugh a lot of there's a lot of funny in there you dig through the shit you'll find some funny um other message board groups are a lot funnier than others for comedians for sure i'm not going say any names, but we all know that there's a couple comedians in the message board community.

It's just one of the funniest things in the world. Meow. That is pretty funny to do at the end, yeah? Yep. Isn't that also the thing that ends the Kill Tony clip? Isn't it like a cat noise. Yeah. Isn't that also the thing that ends the Kill Tony clips, though? The cat, isn't it like a cat noise?

Yeah, but... But that predated, yeah. Yeah. Has anyone ever talked about that? I can't be the first person to talk about that, right? No, I mean,

but I think that's well before Brendan Schaub even started doing comedy, right? I can't remember now. I don't even, but I don't know the origins of the cat.

What year did he start doing comedy? Because if you ask me, Brendan Schobb is the big gay bear. That made me laugh. The West Hollywood bear. Well said. With shout out to Kill Tony, I was trying to tell you before you put your earmuffs on about how good the Kill Tony live was. It was pretty dope.

Well, yeah. I mean, you know, happy for anyone's success. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Heard it both ways. Let's see here. Especially for Papa and Callan.

Clearly, I'm very happy for Brian Callan's success. We got another clip right now, dude, posted by PP Stains in the front. I don't know why, but that name. It's a great name. It sticks with me i think i'll be like driving doordash or something and i'll just think to myself pp stains in the front i swear to god yeah it's like what are you uh shakes what how does he say shakespeare wrong whatever that that way shadespeare uh where are you at in austin is the name of the clip let's

see here i'm in austin end of the month. Austin. I'm in Nashville and Austin. I think it's 27th through 29th. I go Nashville one night, then Austin for two nights. Where are you at in Austin? I'm at Vulcan. Really? Yep. Right across the street. It's a cool step mothership.

Will you pick up the gun, dear, and put me to sleep? Okay, that's just so loud. Is that the end of the clip? Yeah. Yeah, Mikey Kadush goes to the song, too, right? Yeah.

Yeah, well, he's just not in there yet. He's not ready. Yeah. You know, when he's ready, I'm sure he'll headline the mothership right away. Yeah. He's building material. Maybe it's where the new special is going to be. Dude.

Ringo three. Two. I'm not a numbers guy, dude. No, I want him to film his special somewhere like special to him. You know what I mean? Like SeaWorld, right? him to film a special somewhere like special to him you know what i mean like sea world right near the uh the sea animals uh yeah dude and then in front of the aquarium like with shamu behind him and he's like oh what's up friend you know how like orcas tried to kill

themselves before like what if they that might be too much that would be like blackfish too gringo and then edit in gringo too instead of gringo three now keep it all in but uh That might be too much. That would be like Blackfish 2. And then edit in Gringo 2 instead of Gringo 3. No, keep it all in. But yeah, no, I mean, the animals, I don't think it's necessarily safe. If they try to kill the trainers that feed them, what will they do to somebody who's like, hey, Mr. Whole Foods and all this dumb shit that he says?

Do animals understand us? Yeah. It's going to be called Blackfish 2 Enter Gringo Poppy. Can animals feel pain? Yeah. Can animals tie nooses? All right, let's see here. So this one's called Cat Williams is anti-work ethnic G2C.

It was posted by Handsome Black Man. Cat Williams is about to post this one. Alright, let's see. Just this one day. But you could be a winner. You could be a winner on this day. It's just work ethic. And not the work ethic they talk about.

They tell you work ethic where they do all these movies. I'm the hardest working man. No, everybody goes to work every day. Right. I'm saying, I go to work all the time. Everybody who works goes to work every day. Shut up. You get, what? You think I respect you more than my gardener?

I don't. I don't. He work every day. Rain or shine. I don't know if you saw this But Taraji P. Henson got So yeah Obviously shot a bop With a clip break

Cause he's Cause it was work ethnic With 17 shows Which he hired himself to do And he's like I mean I'm the boss I do all that Yeah duh

This is not a bad thing Oh yeah This is not He gets fired from the showtime. It's not sad though. I'm starting my own thing. But then I'm going to complain about it. Because I don't like doing it.

You tune in. He's doing that. He's saying, look at how hard I work. Good morning, Vietnam! Name the movie. He's saying how hard he works and then there's clips where he's doing the donuts in the truck. I just love that.

It is funny that he literally did do what I said. He fired a guy and then he did a truck thing. Crazy. He bought a Demon or Raptor. I can never remember. I'm not a truck guy. It's so crazy for Bob to be like,

all right, so let's be honest. Numbers are going down. I know what's going to save this fucking ship, dude. Toontown? Yeah, dude. Toontown, baby. But aren't you known for UFC? Toontown, dude.

I'm into trucks. What's this right here? No clue. And nobody is ever real with him. In his war room, he's like, you know what? The only thing I'm going to do is a show about trucks. Because I think a lot of guys like trucks. And then we'll get more views.

And people are like, yeah. Yeah. Definitely. Definitely. All right. So let's see here. This one's posted by Nathan WD. It looks like the bots are hard at work on these YouTube short spot,

but I wanted to show you this one because I like your reactions to these types of things. Okay. Sorry for stuttering. Look at these comments, dude. Your voice are, your videos are always very clear and easy to understand. Thanks for

that. Random emoji for thumbs. And then a middle finger. And already it's just like some porn bot that's fed up with Bapa too. That's the other thing, the ass is just like shitting on it for no reason. Both of them are ass.

Porn bots have had enough I like your clear and concise presentation of material it's done intelligently 35 black arms and a blue heart with an asterisk in the middle why black arms too the butt appears white

yeah very interesting at first I thought it was people just like gadushium because of the middle finger, but no, it's more like a 35 vibe. Yeah. Like he picked the wrong company to write fake comments. He paid them and then they just get like these weird, it's like people in India just like they don't know what these things mean.

They're just posting it. Some weird random Indian company. Yeah. They're just posting it. Some weird random Indian company. Yeah, so if you go to the comment section of this one, I was laughing so hard at all these comments. Obviously, 35 makes an appearance, right? But look at the auto mod here, dude. 35, your comments are truly commendable, and I must applaud you.

And then the bit stays going. There was another comment that made me laugh hard yeah i mean profile pictures are asses uh the two most generic sentences but they break down like the formula that's obvious it's just like a random number right uh random emojis like why is there a fucking apple emoji i would love to know why well the middle finger is so funny because that just like oops oops but what what is it is it just is it really just some random stuff online is it a company that boppa hired is it one of the interns it's like i have to make it look weird he boppa didn't give them any direction they're just like make it like look kind of crazy like normal like some random account.

Yeah. Maybe put a butt on it. I don't know. It's from CT brain. Who knows? Well, you know, you trust,

either you trust or you don't trust BGL, right? He apparently paid for this shit before. And we both do YouTube, right? Right. Do you do YouTube? And I never get these fucking comments dude that's true

we don't get fake comments on our stuff i mean i mean we get purposely fixed like the 35 that that pops up every once in a while i don't know i don't yeah have there been a lot of fake comments i guess on instagram there is fake comments from time to time you know like send this real oh yeah like podcast communities. But that's different. Different. Yeah, there's not asses in the fucking. A lot of fake comments in the crowd tonight.

I don't see asses much. I see porn bots. But I think where there's smoke, there's fire, dude. Boppa's paying for something. You know what I mean? Yeah. It may be like residual from what Mark paid for. Yeah.

All right. Let's see here. This one's called Boppa biggest thingy for the first time. George posted by Ronald Dino or Ronald Dean. Oh, let's see here. Do you, you haven't seen this one yet.

Have you? What makes me laugh, dude, is I, I watched this like three times just watching Bapa's face. Oh, okay. I like that. So let's see.

Can we go back? Now that I know what to watch. Thank you for your direction. Obviously listen, but watch Bapa's face. Bapa's face is the mise-en-scene. Oh, what's up, big dog? The lucky charm is here. Thanks for coming, brother.

He doesn't make eye contact. Keep it tight in here, man. I got to say hi to some fans. Some people came and took photos with me. There you go. Hell yeah. I feel like a G-list celebrity out here. G-list.

Don't be kidding, man. Get out of the way. A drink is being brought in. It's like the face you make when you want someone to leave, right? You're like, all right, yeah, good to see you. But then you've said everything you want to say, and you're like, I just hope they'll leave soon because I got nothing else.

Isn't that the vibe? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he did a 180, and he was like, no, you move here, you work for me yeah and then he did a 180 and he was like no you move here you work for me and then I fire you he's like what up

lucky charms here yeah that's what's really happening in his mind that's what's happening in his mind seven times a week. Not much going on in there. I like the guy coming with a drink, though. There's always somebody in his circle getting a drink. It's too bad there's no plants that that guy,

if that guy handed it through plants, that'd be great. Yeah. Let's see here. All right. Well, let's go to the next one. This one's called Rent Free. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's pretty long, dude's go to the next one. This one's called Rent Free. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's pretty long, dude.

It's posted by Pharrell80s. Good work. Good work. I've seen this funny stuff. It's really good. It's all the Reddit's edited. All the times you talk about Reddit edited together. Yeah.

Well, check it out on Chang's. It's called Rent Free. We're going to go to the next one because this one's two and a half minutes long. Okay. This one's called Bapa Tom about Chin's alcoholism posted by Chin's second balcony. Look in the mirror, Bapa.

Chin's a bonafide alcoholic. Don't look at him. Chin be drinking all day. Chin got liver problems. We'll do a show at 9 a.m. I'm like, Chin, have you had a whiskey already? He's like, yep. I used to be right there with him and then I got my ass together. That was one of my favorite times.

You and me. Yeah, me and you were drinking buddies, man. That's a problem. That's a problem. Can you stop? Of course. You think you are going to stop, Chin? Yeah. When? So I got my blood test back and it's fine. So I? So I got my blood test back, and it's fine.

So I started drinking more because my blood test is fine. Chen sounds like a real addict right now. Yeah, that's crazy. Has it affected your life at all, Chen? I mean, what do you think? I'm just trying to guide you to the light here. It's like Grampage trying to guide me into flat earth. I ain't trying to guide you into flat earth. No, but you're showing me the ways. That's what I'm doing trying to guide you to the light here It's like Rampage trying to guide me into flat earth I ain't trying to guide you into flat earth

But you're showing me the ways That's what I'm doing with you I'll just tell you what I believe in I know and I dig it I'm not trying I'm listening, I'm a like I'm not trying I like that Rampage doesn't care at all about Chin's alcoholism

But he's like, what? Doesn't strike him as important at all But yeah, weird to talk about someone's alcoholism on the fight companion. Yeah. It's like kind of intervention talk, but surrounded by alcohol. How would Boppa fuck up par for the course?

Par for the course? Well, that's far for the course, dude. Exactly. You got it. You got him um i mean there's so much alcohol on the table right there's an empty bottle of tiger thick somebody drank that yeah there's a drunk person telling you that you drink too much that's what it seems like there's endless amounts of videos of you picking up ice whiskey ice and so like uh channel you stop

drinking soon no you think about it does it hurt you at all? Because I think that it's me, Bradley, and Black Page. And, I mean, Black Page is backing me up on this because he's trying to school me on a flat earth, but I think you've been drinking while you drive. He's just throwing in things that didn't happen. Chin's like, what? No, I didn't. You beat your girlfriend up when you're drinking.

You're doing a crystal here. I can't help it. It comes out, you know. So Chin, you got a bad drinking problem. They're all the same now to me. All right. Well, let's see if we can find another comedian in here. This one's called Boppa has no idea what he's looking at.

KRC 366. No comedians in this clip. Let's see. Cross bridge. Net forging. Super strong. Like super strong. It's funny.

What's going on? Do you think he does? They just, I think they're just commenting on like he doesn't know what he has in his hands so like the way he's holding it the way he's turning i don't even know what it is but went on a little field trip today um what a great group of people, American born, American made, best in the biz, American flag. Bop, yeah, I mean, it would be fun to watch him do anything, go on any kind of field trip, and you hand him most things, he's not going to know what it is.

So, yeah, I agree with the clip. Alright, so we got one more clip, but if we still have time after this clip, I'm going to try to find another one, because I want to shout out our boy, Augustino Zuniga. Oh yeah, great guy. Never met him.

Great guy. He had a pretty solid commentary and we got a little more time to kill. Okay. But this one here is posted by PP Stains in the Front. Never seen that name. Hell yeah.

Gathered some scraps of redactedness from the latest cow-bass fight companion. I think he misspelled that. Let's see here. You're here? Let me see see your hair, Rampage. I can't wait till you start losing your shit. Bro, tell me when. I'm like, that guy.

It's coming. I see it right there in your hairline. No, that's a cowlick. I've had that since I was a kid. Yeah, that's right. Me too. I had one and it was a bug. Look at my shit, bro.

I got lost. Dude, Rampage is so mean, man. He's so fucking good. He's legitimately good at making fun of shop. Yeah. Yeah, I had a cow leg, too, and now I'm bald now. Oh, man. This motherfucker is funny, dog.

You 40, right? 40. Thank you. That's when I started going bald at 42. Thank you. You finna go bald, brother. I got to worry about it running in my eyebrows. No, bro.

That's how it started. You might have a shorter forehead than I do. Did he say he's Dagestani? Rewind the clip, Jed. Go bald, brother. Dagestani. I got to worry about it running. Dagestani.

Why is he saying he's Dagestani? Because he's got to worry about his hair coming down to his eyebrows. Oh, I guess they're saying they're hairy or something? I guess so. I don't know. I don't get it. Put that on the board. Done count.

Done count, dude. My eyebrows. No, bro, that's how it started. You might have a shorter forehead. I don't know. We're close. Are you mixed with Cherokee? No.

No, sir. Damn, dude. Rampage is on our fucking side. He wants to see that. No, sir. Damn, dude. Rampage is on our fucking side. He wants to see that birth certificate, dude. Yeah. Yeah. No, he almost got him. Schaub almost said something.

Look and see how he broke that contract. Yeah. That's when you know you're lying. Yep. Doesn't matter. Don't count. MK's ass used to look, back in the day, like a big diaper. Yeah, like dumpy.

She got it redone, huh? Yeah. I mean, yeah, that does look ridiculous. From 1999 to 2004. Ford Lightning Generation 2. Generation 1s are dope from 93 to 95.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it right there. I remember this was so popular. What? That car? It's ugly. How dare you? Why?

Wasting it on me. That's my exact car right there. That's it? That's ugly. you never met a Vinnie just roast everything about Chobb Rampage

Rampage goes in there like I'm just gonna make fun of Chobb this whole time I don't I doubt he even knows that Reddit exists

he does it for his own entertainment he doesn't make fun of Bradley or at least not in these clips I know everyone's losing their mind

about Cat Williams. It's like Rampage does this every fight companion. You're right, dude. Rampage does this seven times a week. Vietnam besides Manny Pacquiao on accident. He's from Philippines. Is he? What the fuck?

Wow. I don't think I've ever met somebody from Vietnam besides Manny Pacquiao on accident. He's from Philadelphia. Dude, dude, dude. How the fuck do you not know that? Oh, my God. And look at Rampage how happy he is. He's like, I'm talking to the dumbest man on earth.

Schwab. Schwab. That's crazy. That clip should be huge. Oh, my God. He's not from Vietnam, Schwab. He fucks up That clip should be huge. Oh, my God. He's not from Vietnam, Swab. He fucks up things that you think would be impossible to fuck up. He's the Filipino boxer.

Yeah. He's like a congressman for the Philippines now. Manny Pacquiao. I've never met anyone from Vietnam. Name the movie. Good morning, Pacquiao. Name the boxer. All boxer alright let's see what the fuck

wow that's how you know I don't know that's how you know I never met one never met one never met one you live in

Los Angeles sir there's no chance you haven't met a Filipino. A Vietnamese. Oh, sorry. A Vietnamese. Same. Same.

Same. There's so many Vietnamese and Filipino people here. No chance. Maybe the ending is just Bruce Lee here. It becomes the cup of water. You put water into a bottle. It becomes the water. It's water.

You put it in a teapot. It becomes the teapot. It's water, dude. put it in the teapot, it becomes the teapot. It's water, dude. Be water, my friend. Great. Hell yeah, dude. Do you want me to find that one clip I was talking about? Yeah.

What do you think about that scraps from the Fight Companion? Very good job. Yeah. Yeah. Solid. Couldn't have said it better myself, Chan. Yeah. Those all corners in one basket

okay so first and foremost the actual explanation of George leaving video is this one here posted by haphazard it's called the explanation of George leaving video let's see here nope

how you doing I'm doing alright you're all quiet man his hair's all fucked up today yeah well it's like a sponge are you a little depressed usually like are you okay i'm not depressed but obviously i'm a little sad why are you a little sad you guys want to discuss it now why oh yeah let's talk about yeah oh yeah george yeah let's talk about george for a sec guys have you seen this oh okay so there's been a lot of misinformation. George did not get fired. No.

George was asked. Good douche. You need somebody with more experience in right now as Thick Boy's expanding into different areas. Yeah, we need a full producer. Not a 22-year-old. Right. And so everybody loves George.

So what I think you did was offered him a different, Lex, who runs the company, Lex runs CFO. Offered him something else. Correct. You are not a good person for that job to go in and even talk. So they got rid of him because what? They were paying him to be like an editor?

Like the editor? Yeah. But they need somebody him to be like an editor, like the editor. Yeah. But they need somebody who can do it way better. I guess. That'd be interesting if they like George leaves, they get someone else and it's like, you know that meme where it's like LA or the future. If everything goes right,

that's how you could just get so much better. Cause George is stupid, but I just, it doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make sense. Well, you know, given the reality, don't you think it would be a smart idea to hire a chef? Definitely as a consultant.

I think we talked about that before, yeah. I mean, the chef can give some constructive criticism that this show desperately needs. Yeah, like if they got Hap on this, dude, they were just like, Hap, we need a new editor. It might be too good of a show if Hap's on it because he'll take out the stuff that's bad. Oh, you're right. He'll have

good advice or he may be conflicted because he's like, well, this is so funny for the Reddit. I'll leave it in. But then, you know, it's bad for them. Oh, but no. But the thing is that they have the veto vote because dude, where does the woke meet the wall you know what i mean right joe rogan comedians comedians right yeah yeah so

good luck only a thousand let's see talk to george because you're very attached to george emotionally i'm gonna speak for brennan for a second guys you're very attached to him love george you're terrible at any kind of any kind of repositioning, firing, or anything. You're the worst. You're the fucking worst. And so we know this about you. So we have other people that actually run the mechanics and day-to-day operation of Thick Boy. Yes.

Okay. I'm just speaking, and you tell me when I'm wrong. He's just doing what I said earlier. The whole thing, it's like, you did it and he's like, yes. He's almost doing the earthquake. Way more like his version of that.

Oh, the most. I run it the most. Legs is actually control. Oh yeah, Legs does every decision. I thought it was you. Who is this Legs character? You're the CEOo you're on every show but now there's a guy named legs yeah who's legs now how do you say his name correctly yeah let's see george is somebody all of us here care about and and right now i think you guys offered george something else within the company he doesn else where he doesn't have to, because now he's killing himself coming in every day.

Yeah. So he's killing himself. Why? Every day? Seven days? Seven days a week? That's crazy. What is he doing all seven days?

Why does he have to come in if he's the editor? All he got to do is edit on a computer. Why does he have to go get flash drives or something? And where is he coming from? Yeah where is thick boy studios that's you know what i've never asked that question do you know where it is uh i'm assuming santa monica i could be wrong on the west side yeah damn i don't know uh they've posted the address before i've seen that because i guess it would it would absolutely be killing yourself if you were like in the

far away every day. I mean, you would do that though for a big show like this. And by they, I mean like T-Fat K. I'm pretty sure they had like a vlog and they showed the business park that it was in. So you could see the other businesses around. So the address is out there. I'm pretty sure it's like

on the west side. I think it's funny the idea of somebody driving in Santa Monica traffic back to the valley to do this every day. They go in, it's like a slog to get there and then they're just stuck in traffic thinking about all the clips they got to edit. No wonder stuff gets left in. By the time you get home, it's like shit.

They're in the traffic. That drive is fucked up. Yeah yeah let's see here doesn't want a different role his thing was it's not that he doesn't want to be here but he has other opportunities which i'll find help them to facilitate yeah he has two good ones which i yeah dude it's like he fired us no matter what he does from this point on, it's because of me. Oh, right. Yeah, he's going to take credit for George's success in the future. He's like...

You're right. No, he's... It's good for him not to come anymore because he was killing himself coming here, but he's going to... He's got good opportunities, which, by the way, also me. Right.

You know what I mean? If George has a big success, he's going to be like, and another guy that came through here, look, there was Chappelle. I launched his career. Okay. I launched,

I relaunched Adam Sandler's career. I'm his favorite comic. And now George. Yeah. What it was. That'd be, yeah. George, what is George going to be huge at?

What do you think? Eight inches. There you go. Yeah. Helped him facilitate. So I understand. Like if he, if those don't work out he can come back here you know that it's always open i love george i talked to george probably more than anybody in here besides you yeah and i talked to him he talked to george probably not as much as he

talks to theo though right he well he said he talks to george the second most the first most person he talks to is Brian I don't know if I believe that you didn't talk to him very much in the green room when he came you wanted it looked like you wanted him to die

maybe you've become better friends let's give him the benefit of the crowd dude yeah we're gonna I talk to him every day if I can help him game plan

I said that that's why people get you know how far Georgie has this is my conversation today me and him talked in person you know how far georgie has this my conversation today i mean him talked in person how far georgie has come you gotta think about i met george when he's 450 pounds on king in the sting he sent a submission because my goals get down to 190 you blah blah blah i'm a thing it's so funny that brendan is the one struggling with a parasocial

relationship when he's the influencer you know you what I mean? You didn't meet him. When you met him, you were like, you know? Yeah. Anyways, I thought you would have the same thing to say about that. Eight inches. Okay, cool. Let's see here. Boy, I said, Georgie, you get down to 190, I'll fly you here live in studio.

Year later, calls in, he's 190. I fly him in. He's such a good, if you ever meet George, can't help but love the kid. Fly him in here. I love him. I go, dude, come to you ever meet George, you can't help but love the kid. Fly him in here. I love him. I go, dude, come to San Antonio with me. Ever stay in a nice hotel? Never. Cool. First time on a plane too. Fly him to San Antonio. Put him up at our favorite hotel, Hotel Emma. Give him the

presidential suite. He's living like a king. Bring him on stage. And then I was like, can't stop here, dude. I'll find a job for you. That's you. That's you. That's me. That's you. That's you. That's you. That's me. That's you. That's you. That's you. Dude. Brandon, sometimes I'm like, that guy's got small teeth, big gums, bald head.

That's you. That's you, dude. That's you. What is it you want me to say to that? Oh, I was hoping to create another bit now. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's you made me laugh very hard the first time I saw it. That's you.

That's you. Yep. That's why. We'll see here. So he went from zero skills to he can edit now. He can cut clips. He can do social media. But here's the problem with you.

Here's the problem with you. You get emotionally attached to everybody. Correct. I shouldn't be running a business. I also don't hire anyone. And I think that is a liability for you. Because sometimes you got, yeah. I'm a bad reader.

Well, it's not that you're a bad reader, dude. You're just very optimistic. We're not talking about books. Some jobs, if you're running. We're not talking about books this a company you you are going to need a 30 year old person who has a lot of experience to run it and you have to be a background check and yeah but you also have to be the kind of guy that is like people that run a business are the sharks way more ruthless than you and i'm not they

go you it's not working you got to get out of here that you. And I'm not. They go, you, it's not working. You got to get out of here. Yeah, I'm not like that. Not like that. Not like that. Let me just tell you about Brendan, so just so people know. The number of people that we've had who we all love, and they were all great, but there were things sometimes where this person,

I'm not talking about George in this case. I'm talking about in the 12 years we've been here. There were, I think we've had probably, I think, eight or nine real discussions about you calling me and saying, I don't know what to do with this person. They're not doing their job. And it's driving me crazy because I'm paying them a fortune, a fucking fortune.

I always pay them so much, man. What is their job, too too yeah they the people that do the house socials is that what he's checking and they haven't posted or haven't written 35 something yeah we're talking invoices on addies you know yeah dude it's a lot to keep up with it's fucked up and i would be like okay and then what would we always say what would we always say finish my sentence. You would go, yeah, but you're not going to do anything. No, I'd say, and you know what we're going to do about this?

Absolutely nothing. And you'd say, absolutely nothing, because I can't confront it. We'd leave him on board for another year at least. Right. Until he gets so toxic or they leave or something. Whatever the case. And that's not the way to run a business. No, sir. And so we have a 22-year-old who we all care about, who we want to win, want to win and he will win and I'll do what I can,

you know, to help him gain. George has a great resume now, his skills. He's also a great kid. And also when he came in today to tell me, he did a great job here, by the way,

of course, let's put that on record. But, uh, it's so funny whenever they say that people they fired did a great job. It's like, what's the point of the firing then dude? You know,

he was so good that we're like you know what you're too good yeah you're like you know this show is below you now you being here is an insult to you he came in today me and him talked in person just to tell me like if it's gonna be a part-time thing like i'd rather just go somewhere full-time i was like tmos full-time let's's go we don't have it I've had that situation where like I was like losing work and I was like well

I need a full time job and I went to the boss and I was like I'm going to take this other job because it's full time and he was kind of like that he was kind of like oh really oh you're going alright well that's your takeaway I was like yeah I need to like have of like oh really oh you're gonna all right that's your takeaway yeah

that's your takeaway i was like yeah i need to like have enough money to live and you're firing me so essentially yeah you keep cutting my days off i wonder if that's the conversation george had oh thank i mean i was like thankful for the job at all but it's like i work one day a week dude like what do you expect i really appreciate i mean i did uproot my whole life to move here so my lease is not up until six months from now so sometimes the way rich people talk to not rich people is just insane yeah like yeah i mean i just expected you to kind of work here one day a week and that's cool what no what are we doing here all right let's see the rest of this clip here get that dude i get that I get that. Yeah. Love Georgie. Well, that's a win.

That's the goal, to go from here to doing it. And it's hard. You know, he's 22. This is his first job, really. Yeah. He's coming straight out 22 from his background. So it's like he's just getting more experience. That's all it is.

Well, I mean, yeah, I told him when I talked to him, I said, this is all. This is good. It's that Jocko Willick thing. Good. Good. told him when i talked to him i said this is all this is good it's that jocko willick thing good good now opportunity to even get better and build a bigger skill set dude so you get in you get in you get your kratom and you get out you go to bigger things yeah that's the worst the worst mindset ever for a boss to have is the Jocko Willink mindset, where you get terrible things happen, your job is hard, and then you get fired, and then your boss goes, good.

It's like, what? You fired me. What do you mean good? Fuck you. Well, we're running out of time because we got a guest coming in right now, but I wanted to say the Agostino Zinga clip. Oh, right. He watches that, and he's like, you have a cfo of a youtube channel and i thought that

was so funny dude best brains dude shout out to agostino check that's funny yeah that whole clip is fucking fire he's just fired up yelling at the screen like talking about brendan and you know we should watch that yeah we're gonna watch that right now see you next week