10 Minutes of Schaub - You gotta be 21 OR OLDER to watch Brendan Schaub! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #59

Episode Date: July 11, 2023

Fifty Ninth Episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub

🎵 Homers, cause the best thing Loving ain't a shot of being something Always started with a little thing, drink this Free seems busy with the boys at the scene With the digs like a rat in the air Saying hey, critter, critter, there's a carcass in the middle Get the brain, but it didn't care So I took a big chance, tried a little romance But the missy was named Annie Was a mean, she was fooling because she knew what she was doing when she told me no way Go XJ Go XJ Go XJ

I'll give you a take It's time for my favorite time of the week When you get to hear Papa try to speak Release surprises today You better XJ Or watch 10 minutes of Shop

Welcome back to 10 minutes of shop Thanks for tuning in Join the Patreon We got some great stuff up there Welcome back to Tim has a shop. Thanks for tuning in. Join the Patreon. We've got some great stuff up there. Show dates. I'm going to be at the setup in Culver city on July 26. So check that out. I'm going to be July 19th in San Jose at the improv performing with

Jesusa Pulveda. But if you're not busy this July, the 12th, a Wednesday, I believe we're going to be doing 10 minutes of shop live at seven 30 ish PM. Cause you get off work pretty correct. Yes,

I get off, get off work and we don't know the exact time Pacific time, by the way, because I know people are in Scotland and Australia, Canada, a continent, seven days, two days ahead,

two days behind. It's all, it's all a show, but I will be eating the Mexican cookie on it. So sauce and cookies. So that's one thing and then the rest of it you'll find out on the live. If you tune in Wednesday, the 12th, but that's not why they're here

second one and no, you're right. That is not why they're here. They're here to watch 10 minutes of shop. So starting the timer now play the chin clip. I think you meant to say clip chin, but yeah, here goes. This one's supposed to be leave on tr. Great guy. I've yet to meet him,

though. Great guy. Never met him. We've been waiting for this one. It's the redacted war episode three. You'd be surprised. Thank him. I have yet to see this. Have you seen this yet? yet i haven't seen it but this is the third one we love the first two oh yeah huge now it now it's a trilogy b not numbers guys but that is great yeah let's see previously on the redacted In December 2014, Brendan Schaub was coming off the third brutal loss of his professional fighting career. The man he considered his North Star held an intervention, attempting to protect Brendan from further brain damage. If he had only known the redacted wars Brendan would fight as a result of his guidance. There's shit that other people can do that you can't do. There's a bridge between you and the very best guys in the world. I like the three Cs.

That's the reality of life. If you had a wrestling match with Cain Velasquez, how would you think you'd do? A few people would be surprised. I think you'd be surprised. I really do. I think he'd fuck you up. You have a strong ego. That strong ego can also fuck you.

Because your strong ego doesn't allow you to look at yourself the way other people look at you. And you're on that road. And there's only one way to stop that. You stop walking down that road. This is're on that road. And there's only one way to stop that. Stop walking down that road. This is going to end bad. I think you'd be surprised. You have the ability to do other

shit. You're a funny dude. And when you got Joe Rogan and I talking about how funny you are, we've had conversations about how incredibly funny you are. I can't keep doing this. Like, you're really funny. I can't keep doing this. You're a funny dude. I think you'd be this. Like, you're really funny. I can't keep doing this. You're a funny dude. I think you'd be surprised. I think you'd be surprised.

It's all over! The infamous words, you'd be surprised, echoed in Brendan's head as the spark of a terrible idea ignited. I am funny. I am funny. That was the terrible idea. That idea led him on a war path to become a comedian. Bombing and burning everything in his path,

he reached his goal in 2019 with his debut comedy special titled, You'd Be Surprised. Though many laughed at the prospect of Brendan as a comedian. Why is Levon doing this? In quiet moments, I sometimes think on the world, wondering if Rogan never had that talk to show all the horrors we'd have never witnessed.

You have a beast of editing there. Yeah. Before I shed a tear, I remember, though, then we wouldn't have the greatest subreddit of all time in this great community.

Thank you. So I thank them. I thank them. I don't want it to end me neither but I hope they do the like on the next episode yeah oh my god

come on now Go ahead and join us We'll talk about How just the trouble has got our actions As a dog Slam the bottle Take this thing down shot for shot You know I've made a lot of best friends You're the best friend that I've got And now we're howling at the moon

Hell yeah we're making lots of noise You know I hate to say I love you But there ain't no other choice Don't tell the boy She had a lighter, man. Yeah. She had lighters before. Next time I'm going to get two lighters

and watch a movie. brings a tear cheers cheers tear my beer wow Yeah, cheers. Cheers. Tear my beer. Wow. The Redacted Wars. If it doesn't come from here, if it don't have three c's if it's two c's one c's that's bullshit this is all real i forgot about that lane i forgot about like the thing where he's like if it doesn't

have a missing a c it's not actually tiger thing wixky yeah i think my let me say i'm gonna say my favorite part and then you say what your favorite part was i like my favorite thing because i'm kind of a history i've always been a history guy b yeah is the map where it's showing because i think that's like general sherman like let you know um burning all the southern towns or whatever and they're saying that that's shop going and doing comedy in those places that That's pretty good. Oh yeah. That's Netflix. What did you, what was your favorite? My favorite part is the ending making this seem like it's going to be something that's weekly.

I want to see this every week. Yes, that's true. They do. They always say it's like part three and then yeah, so there's going to be more. So it kind of dude, I would love to start every episode of Tmos with some redacted wars,

dude. Yeah. Please. Yeah. Make more. Yes, we want more dude. Amazing. Oh, also to the when it's the you'd be surprised set.

It says S. A. S. C. H. L. L. That's pretty great, too.

There you go. But yeah, great job leave on. I've never met you, but great guy. Yeah. All right, let's go to the next one. This one's posted by all I do is lie to you. It's called J. More discovers the T fat cake, quote unquote fans.

Let's see. I had so much fun last time. And you guys, George and chin do a good job of like editing the clips and everything. It made it really easy for me to, George, he does all the George, he does it all.

And, but then I'm like, you know, I post it, co-post it. We collaborate. Then I'm reading the comments. I'm like, you know, I'd post it, co-post it. We collaborate. Then I'm reading the comments. I was like, do your fans like you?

Oh my God. Yeah. Yes. It's, I was like, oh, I remember this world. Well, those aren't fans. You know, those are. They're listening and posting. Well, exactly.

They're listeners. You specifically. I'm like, all Brandon does is fucking try to help others and mind his own business. But they don't know that. Yeah, think they do though they just think he's cocky football player and that's that's how we love brennan shop yeah first of all we are fans yeah well where does the where does this narrative come that people don't like him because he's a cocky football player he's never been in the end he was never never in the NFL and that's all that people say he wasn't there.

It's enough that narrative got enough is enough. Yeah, like come on now. Yeah, if people really don't like Brandon, it's not us. Yeah, but if they really don't like him on the subreddit, it ain't because of football. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. If he's talking in a group of like a bunch of football players, one of them is going to turn him and

go. Who are you? Yeah, who are you? Nobody knows. I've damaged our keyboard. I don't think that's it. Football player, huh? You mean when I stopped playing 20 years ago? Back in the day. Exactly.

Yeah, 20 years. Exactly. You stopped playing 20 years. No one associates you with football. We associate you with UFC. Yeah, and also we associate with you with being hilarious. Yeah, making one of the most important comedy specials of the last century. Yeah.

I do think that if people saw the shit you do behind the scenes, they'd be like, oh. I don't think it matters. No, they wouldn't care. No, those people you can't win. Some people just hate you. Some people hate you for not getting your own. You know what, Reggie?

Also, yeah, you think we're all homeless and don't matter. We work at P.F. Chang's. Yeah, you did kind of say a lot. Yeah, it's not even thinking about football, Doug. All right, let's go to the next one. It's another Theo in the wild enjoying his life without the king in the stick. Yeah, this is like a good string and like another offshoot of Chang's. These clips were just Theo having a good time because he's gone.

It's pretty funny. It's posted by American Nero. It's called got to handle some shit brother. Wow. wow wow he's got like a lot of tiktok people right that's the bit yeah so he's got so he's got like millions on tiktok he has to leave this show that's holding him back could you imagine doing that show instead of posting where like millions can see you and say you're going to do 30,000 where Brendan says things that like will almost get you canceled every episode and you're also bored.

They're trying to make you eat hot chips. Yeah, it's like no, I'm going to I don't want that. Yeah, got a handle shape, brother. Yeah, and in handling some shit, dude, he's with a bunch of baddies, probably a lot of addies. Let's be honest plenty of addies, but maybe no, I'm saying, well, look where he's at. He's with a bunch of baddies, a lot of addies. Let's be honest, plenty of his addies, but maybe no, I'm saying well, look where he's at. There's a lot of a lot.

There's a lot of addies there for sure. There's a lot of truck walk potential, a lot of trugs to walk to there, right, right, bro. Brendan wishes he would have to handle his truck on the beach. Yeah, yeah. Can I park here? All right. This one's posted by Sorgon Bird. We usually don't do any morning combat material, but this made me laugh very hard because we want to let the CEO do his own thing. Yeah, we respect him too. He's got some shit to handle brother, but every once in a while I want to hear skits and bits. Yeah, dude, and this is called skits and bits posted by Sorgon Bird. Also Oh, nice. Still on the Reddit, dude. People forget who Pantasia is and how he got here and who he beat.

It wasn't just Moreno and Tough by submission. It wasn't just Moreno by wide decision in the rematch, Luke. He also beat Brandon Shaw. He gave him his last loss. People forget that about Pantasia. Luke Thomas, bro. It's like that's everyone's reaction to like BC's bits and also all the clips that are funny. You're just watching and you're like, they get it again.

Got it. It's like right after the Travis Brown fight. I don't know if you remember that. I know what you're doing. Okay. Sometimes when... I love it, that's awesome, dude. It's in bits, you know, thank him bro or more years. What I say LT and BC bro there, they're on a different level than we are, but yeah, we'll probably introduce more of their

clips because they're so funny, dude. Yeah, anyways, this one's posted by dicey redact might want to change that name. That's so funny. It's called this guy sucks. Who do you think they're referring to? This guy sucks probably shop. Oh, right. So you think it's Eric or Chris saying it? No, I think that I think the poster is saying that. Oh, gosh, I have a feeling there's some context to this guy sucks. I'm thinking, well, okay, you might be right. My guess is that he's saying this guy sucks because Shobbs is something like really offensive or stupid.

All right, let's see what happens. That's a hint of racism, right? Yeah, I remember Ms. Pac-Man coming out and that being all the craze. So I'd go to Okie Dog down the street from where I live. Okie Dog. And then we would play Miss Pac-Man. Oh my god. Like all of the...

A lot of blacks something. I didn't even hear that one. We'd play Miss Pac-Man. Can you try to... Oh, let's see here. We'd play Miss Pac-Man. And then like we would play Miss Pac-Man. Can you try to get... A lot of blacks in the arcade back then? Oh, yeah. I think so.

All of the... What happened? He said they allowed blacks back then? Oh, did they allow blacks? Oh, yeah. Look, there's a black guy on the thing. Look. Yeah.

And he's losing? That's a hint of racism, right? Yeah. Do you guys like your freedom? You like having an opinion of freedom? Yeah. Thank him. Yeah, you're welcome.

Thank him. Thank him for free. So you guys like freedom B you're like, I forgot about this clip too. Yeah. So he's, so he was special force. That's a hint of racism,

right? Yeah. The three hyper success traits that make billionaires. No. Okay. There's the first one is why you're better than everyone. I think he says big black. Oh wait. He says white white I thought he said big black

I'm giving more credit so you're right the poster is saying this guy sucks yeah yeah yeah what the fuck bro what are you a wood that's a hint of racism right here is that like calling a Mexican a wetback that's a hint of racism right here is that like calling a Mexican a wetback?

Seriously. That's a hint of racism right here. Yeah, definitely get a crime in the African American and 85% don't have dads. All of these, all of these, that's a hint of racism. 85%? Oh my God. Is he saying 85% of black people don't have dads

or is he saying that either one is crazy, but that 85% of people that black people don't have dads or is he saying that either one is crazy, but that 85% of people that commit crime don't have dads? Oh, maybe. Either one is bad. He's thinking black though. What do you mean black? He definitely says black.

He's an African-American community or whatever. Right. Yeah. Now these corporations like ESPN or whoever that gets so woke and then they only put black people on and the ratings go. Well, 94% of all. Oh my God.

Dude. I think they just did a thing. 94% of the commercials, I think, during the Super Bowl had white, black people. That's a hint of racism, right? Oh my God. But he's just a football player. That's why people hate him. Yeah, that's where we know him from. Do you think the bucket hats

is like a dog whistle to us since we talk about, I'm just kidding. We don't matter, but we did talk about how I can't fool off a bucket hat. Neither can they. Griffin's doesn't even look like a bucket hat. It looks like a,

like something you'd wear in a garden. It looks like a visor, right? Yeah. Like a garden visor. Yeah. What's the bit? I don't know.

A lot of these like podcasts, they just wear crazy shit on them for those chefs that have to watch the episodes. And if there is a bit associated with those hats, can you put it in the comments? We read the comments be. Yeah, we don't just post and ghost most of the time.

Not yes. Yeah. All right, let's go to the next one. This one's supposed by all I do is lie to you. Dude, he's like there's a lot of steam coming off of him cooking and it's not from the fucking stove.

Dude. Yeah, he's bordaining it up he is he's out there roadrunners roadrunner chef kitchen confidential up in pf chang's right here it says gave a 2018 this past weekend episode with bapa and orange chicken update you were um did you think once you got into some of these sports and some once you got into fighting that you would become more of a business guy did you you, because like I find for myself, like I never thought I'd be thinking more about business type of stuff. Right.

Like I was just a, you know, a jokester, a funny guy, you know, I like doing comedy. I like, you know,

getting mental help for myself. Deals just needs a break. A break. Yeah. I mean, there's more breaks. Anybody know? Yeah.

And I do seven shows and I tour, but Theo needs a break. No, listen, you know, everyone knows Theo's struggle with, you know, mental health and shit like that. He's running out of vacation days. I'll tell you that much. Yeah. I'm the one that runs a ship and he's running out of vacation days. You feel me?

Do we got to go to HR? Yeah. And you're looking at HR right here. Yeah. And Theo's in Nashville, you know, dealing with the demons in the closet So here we are But then now I'm starting to see like, okay I can shape my own space in this industry

Because you don't want people to take advantage of you Oh, that's so funny, dude You want to become Because you become your own identity Your own brand And you don't want someone else because you you become your own identity your own brand and you don't want someone else speaking for you so for me um when i was a kid like i would i had my own comic books i'd set up comic book stands and fucking slang comics really business or i'd had

my own lawnmower business when i was like 12 and i had my own business cards and bright posters all like draw cool posters and i was always trying to like hustle damn always what was the shadiest shit you ever sold probably to somebody uh happy hippo oh that's great these chefs they they understand punch lines way better than papa does oh yeah these are legit he should watch this and be like oh oh, so that's how jokes work. There's like a setup and a punch. Line of coke, dude. Ask the Beastie and King when that fool's going to get you

on an episode of with Rogan on a fight companion, man. We'd love to hear that. Fight companion Rogan is not happening. Jamie has some golf thing he has to do. There was one other thing

I was going to ask you, man. I'm just thinking about this King and the Sting. We're going to have a new set. New set. Sign the lease on the studio. King and the Sting. So it's going to be

a real thing, man. Real thing, dude. You guys wanted it. You nervous about it at all? I don't want that. Great job, dude. Yeah, man. All I do is lie? I don't want that. Great job, dude. Yeah, man. All I do is lie to you.

Put it in the mowers, dude. Do you think that that's the sketchiest thing he's ever sold? Happy hippo Kratom from what you've seen? No. What's sketchier than a happy hippo, do you think? Well, no, nothing's sketchier than Kratom. I think so. I think Kratom is probably the sketchiest thing that he sold because

Kratom you can literally die from. I think if you take too much of it, no, no, no, no, you can't die from it. Yes,

you can. Oh, you can. Yeah. I was listening to a thing on the NPR on the way from back from Playa saying that two people had died from Kratom. Oh my God god the comments are gonna be like there you go commenters man somebody literally commented saying you cannot die from

kratom well they're wrong yeah i just trust them i just you know i just read it and i'm like that's fact no no no that's not oh my god yeah you can definitely kratom went down further on my fucking list of things not to do anyways but if you like it and it works for you and you take it safely, go ahead. I'll say that all right. So this one's posted by n murph. It's called brenda sees a troll post on twitter completely false for it smugly reports it as a fact. So what does this post say?

Let's see here. Oh here. Never forget when alexander pantoja KO'd UFC lightweight champion Islam Makachev despite being three divisions smaller. Just how good is Pantoja? That's so funny. Let's see. Three

and then Bram Moreno, Pantoja. You know who Pantoja beat, right? No. Makachev knocked him out. Ever heard of him? A long time ago. Ever heard of him? That's my favorite one. That's how bad that motherfucker is. Ever heard of him? A long time ago. Ever heard of him? That's my favorite one. That's how bad that motherfucker is. Ever heard of him?

God. Mr. Rogers. Ever heard of him? Maybe seal. That's why BC. I admit, I didn't really understand the BC joke. I just laughed at the skits and bits. But now I understand what he's saying. He's saying Penta.

That's like, dude dude he's playing 40 chess okay that that shows the negflix brain that's why luke thomas stopped for a second was like they're not in the same weight division i see what you're doing skits and all right well this one's posted by all i do is lie to you it's called boppa was contacted by the heads of yet another massive company, which I have some funny, what is it called? Amendum or something, something to add at the end of this.

Addendum. Addendum. Yeah. Yes. I, you know, not the best brains be. Dude,

that's okay. Cause I'm a beast of a, of a dictionary dictionary or not dictionary. What's the other? I don't have the best brains either. The source, the source. Yes.

Let's see. Oh, God damn it. James Mark Zuckerberg is launching that new competition at Twitter. I just got an email today from him. I forget what it's called. What's it called, James? I'll look it up.

Thanks. That'd be great. He has that, what is it? Not meta. Meta's the. He has a new thing? Yeah. Oh, right.

He's got a Twitter thread. Threads. Threads. I got an email today from the heads of threads to get early access to it oh so we'll see how that goes it's going to compete with twitter what are the uh what are the parameters are you uh do you have to be do you have to give a woke card do you know no i don't think so who knows why would they reach out to you? Cause you guys are such edgy comics. If you had to give a woke card that makes no sense. Yeah.

So dumb. Also, do you think that they are reaching out to Bapa because they want him on it? Or do they want the cats, the a hundred thousand cats making fun of Bapa to create controversies? Well, I'll tell you what Bapa, I'm not disputing the fact that he got a message about early access,

but he's like one of the, he's like within 45 million people. Like he's, he joined 45 million in. So like he didn't take advantage of the early access. He was late. Yeah. He was in Australia.

Yeah. Yeah. He was seven days behind. Seven days. Yeah. So we, that's just just it's another post on reddit, but I didn't. I don't pull up picture post, so I see he's so he's claiming he got early x and early access email. Yeah, but the numbers tell a different story. Yeah, be a painted there and you know me. I'm a numbers guy. You know it could have been like a

covid thing. All right, so we watched this on the Patreon more of this episode, but this is a part we didn't get to. It's posted by all I do is lie to you. It's called George Jankum. Ask diddler if he has a relationship with Togan. Let's see what this is about. Do you have any, do you have a relationship with Rogan?

Uh huh. Yeah. Oh, really? That's all I really wanted to show you because then it goes into a boring story. Okay, but I don't know. You want to watch the rest of the clip? No wanted to show you because then it goes into a boring story. Okay, but I don't know. You want to watch the rest of the clip? No, I mean, because is it

they're just saying he's not friends because he's not at the mothership or whatever. Yeah, but respect to the chef. We'll watch the rest of the clip. If we yeah sure. Yeah, if we I just said no for comedic effect really, but if so diddler has not been a mothership shab has not

been a mothership has callan been a mothership no i don't think so yet all right so all three of those people how funny would it be if like anybody we like if we got there before that would be so amazing it's improbable but it's very improbable yeah we are we do not count yeah we don't matter we can't get to the helium in Indianapolis, let alone the mothership in Alston. Let's see the rest of this clip. How did that start? He was at the improv, and I knew him through another friend,

Brian Callen, and we just became fast friends. He was a cool dude to me right away. Was it? Talking about everybody in this orbit just sucks for them because they got to be like all right do i say that i'm friends with them because i don't know if i want to be saying i'm friends and i also don't know if they want me to say i'm their friend i hope because oh it would be such a terrible place to be.

You literally don't know whether you can say you're friends with people or not. They've all been like blacklisted, but they're still on these podcasts. Yeah,

George Zinkham's friend. George Zinkham's friend. I don't know. It was like, we just would laugh with each other and I did his podcast a few times.

Special time? Since he's moved to Austin to open up his comedy club, I haven't been out there. I did my show in austin um but it was at this theater um and uh yeah i you know he's just doing his thing in austin i i i don't i don't talk to him too much i did my show in austin but it was at this chucky cheese oh my god dude yeah it was at a high school is that a high school but It was at a high school. But like when they move and,

but yeah, and I haven't been awesome, but yeah, he's cool. I love Rogan. I've abandoned my Joe. There's a whole world of oil under our feet in Austin. There's a whole world of audio under our feet in Austin. There's a whole world of audio under our feet.

Audio is king. B. How much you what? What do you want for me? You two views. That's a good one. All right. Well,

this next one's posted by the one and only haphazard dude. Shout out to haphazard. We'd love to see him back in the kitchen, dude. I haven't. We haven't really showed any of his clips. I don't know if he's been making him or if he's just took a little break off. Maybe he was on vacation, you know, right?

But he's back in Chang's dude. We're already got good douche. Yeah, you never know who's gonna get good douche. This one's called Glassman acknowledges that sponsors might not be happy to be associated with Callan. Let's see what this is about. You're probably going to learn some things from me. I'm older and I'm here.

I'm here to disseminate that. Your fans are probably looking for advice. Yeah, also my fans are going to be really excited because this episode is going to be ad-free because I don't know if I could get sponsors because the numbers might be so low. So I'm kind of just doing this one for the, I guess for the fans too, but I'm doing this for you.

Give me one second, I'm still setting up. Lost a lot of wind in my sails just now. Lost a lot of wind in my sails just now. Lost a lot of wind in my sails. Who is that woman there? Lost a lot of wind in my sails is funny. That's what I'm saying. I wasn't saying with glasses. I was saying with Brian.

He's come back there and lost a lot of wind in my sails. It's pretty good. I told you he's funny, dude. That's what you say when you're drowning. I would say your boat has a hole in it and water is coming in. You're not unlike the Titanic. You hit an iceberg every day. Yeah, seven times a week. Okay, and you're in storage. You are not first class. You will not be surviving this voyage. All right, so this next one's posted by all

I do is lie to you. It's a called Bapa is having so many YouTube woes that he had a conversation with rumble in quotes by the way before you play it. Who would you rather be Callan or the kid that jumps off the boat? Remembering he gets eaten by sharks. You didn't see that clip that was very sad. All right, pizza

that oh no, it is. You told me about this. All right, well, that's not worth it. But I still see comedians putting their specials out they get millions of views and stuff some of them you know yeah you just won't be able to get maybe it's just about the like if you're looking to get monetized is that right oh yeah why are they talking about this bro yeah i don't know we've tried we've tried everything we can yeah this is like if you were to somebody that you care about deeply keeps using Kratom in an unsafe way,

and you're just like, hey, look, this is not the way you're supposed to use it. You try, you show them that you can die from it. You read of it's from heroin and all this, and they keep doing it. I'm kidding. I was going to do cigarettes there, but then I wanted to go back into our bit about how great it was bad

because it's just a funny thing to say now. All right, back to the kids. It's mine. Didn't get flagged. I say some dicey stuff. I didn't monetize mine. You say stuff in there like weird stuff. I guess the stuff. Yeah, one of the reasons

I didn't go. He's wearing the cheap while who had that you can't even get anymore yeah is this recent i don't know if it's recent is this so funny to talk about being shadow banned and you're wearing the thing that they're even the team is like no we can't we can't sell that yeah economy central is because i said so i'm making fun of news and covid and they're like no i understand uploaded to youtube and not monetize it. That so you didn't monetize it. So that means what we all know. Cove is not real.

And you should listen to shop about that because shop has a black belt. And, you know, it's only real. It's only real when you need to wait. He doesn't. He had COVID and did shows with COVID and got the fan sick. It's only real when you need to cancel shows. It's true. Right.

It means that it's got a better chance of being seen. Yes. Which is stupid. Now, what if you said the N-word on it? We probably got more views. No, but they would have suppressed it more or what? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Got it.

Or taken it down. Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay. Are they planning something for the next show? Well, his got taken down, right? Yeah, but then he just... He didn't get taken down. It just didn't get... It was like they planning something for the next show look his his got taken down right yeah but then he just didn't get taken down just didn't get my it was like they demonetized no they had to make you they were making you sign in and like to watch it yeah that's their big thing now it's like

21 or plus like when they put that you gotta click on it it ruined the views it happens to every show i do yeah the 21 plus every show i do you click on it so and we don't have to click that ever when we watch their stuff no i don't know what he's talking about but i think it's funny he doesn't just say that we say things wrong everybody does you're talking fast you're on a podcast but he'll say something wrong like instead of saying 21 plus he says 21 or plus i don't know where that word comes from, but he doesn't just do it once. He really thinks that's what it is. Where did he hear that?

Why does he think that is 21 or plus? It's fascinating. Yeah. It doesn't make any sense. Don't make sense. You should watch job like the binoculars. Yeah. Oh, interesting.

So he just ate his booger. When there's 21 or 21 plus warning on there, then it doesn't get into the algorithm and doesn't get on the popular page. It's all we deal with every day. Put out fires with YouTube. That's again for what? Rumble is only looked at as super far right shit,

which I don't think it necessarily is. I think there's other people on there too. No, I had conversations with rumble and they're like, we're open. We're open to anyone. It's just so happens that people that care about freedom of speech are on rumble. So this is the beginning of the right wing turn.

Doug, what are the chances that they're putting out fires at YouTube every day? I need to find out if this was a recent episode. There's no way this is recent when they say they're putting out like the golden hours putting out fires of YouTube every day. I'm assuming thick boy headquarters thick boy is getting is like getting

Yahoo's like somebody at Yahoo's trying to get douche them. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just saying how can you okay so this is one day. Yeah, it's one day ago. This is so it's one day ago and he has on that hat. Yeah, wild dude. So they're still putting out and we're not getting age restricted on any of

these videos like it just plays automatically. Yeah, we don't have to click anything. Also golden hour shows up in my algorithm. I mean, I don't know if it's some it could be something about my YouTube right there. You don't have to click age restricted because like I'm it tells you if it's age restricted in your YouTube studio area. This is redacted as fuck that I'm yeah.

I mean like I'm thinking right now. I'm thinking about how shop he goes. I just don't really understand right it. That's kind of how I feel about you too. Yeah, I do. You can explain it to me, but do I have the mental like patience and thinking to like really understand it right now? Probably not.

Also, you don't care what people think about you. You don't care about anything, but then it's like half your fucking podcast is talking about numbers and YouTube and stuff. Yeah, monotonic. You're talking about how you can be monetized. Yeah, how you have conversations with threads and rumble and bro. Nobody cares, dude. What you should do is just like every twelve fan gets a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts. You know yeah that people might they be like fuck that

people be like fuck that your mom your mom will be like you know I didn't watch a show, but I love donuts. I wasn't going to watch golden hour, but I love fucking donuts. So that's how you get Mr. Whole Foods watching. Yeah, definitely dude. It's it's so mind-boggling to me that they just keep talking about this stuff. Yeah, dude, I'd rather listen to like the full little browse album than hear about you guys like

how many freaking I rather watch all of George Jenkins fucking episodes than hear about that. Maybe and maybe even not. Yeah, that's a lot. All right. This one's called the lol.

Bapa start started editing out swear words to pray for more engagement, but of a beast of a marketer posted by I downvote cake days. Let's see what this is about as well. It's all we got today and they're going to look proper. No, it's not my mouth. You don't think so? No, your teeth, your teeth look like a bear trap. They're editing out cuss words

is what the context is or what's important to this. What they're saying is not important. It's just like the cuss words are being anybody puts it. I know, but yours is all scraped up. Yours like old and like just play one more time. Yeah, might as well. It's all we got today and they're going to look proper.

No, it's not my mouth. They're going to fuck you proper. Yeah. Might as well. It's all we got today and they're going to fuck you proper. No, it's not my mouth. They're going to fuck you proper. Yeah. Why? Well, they're trying to, apparently they're getting age restricted. Oh, they're talking about YouTube messing with them because of all the curse and stuff. So Chin's in there just editing out our George's and they're just editing

out the curses and all that. Yeah. Beans and cheese, bees and cheese. They're really committing to this act. Yeah. I don't think that's, I don't think it's going on. It can't be going on like that. Yeah. Beans and cheese, bees and cheese. They're really committing to this act. Yeah. I don't think that's, I don't think it's going on. It can't be going on like that. Why would YouTube just pick this random

king and the fighter and the kid? Yeah. I mean, we got to stop these guys listening to let's not act dumb here. It's probably a lot of people reporting their stuff, right? Oh, don't do that. Yeah. If you're doing that, you're messing up the whole thing. Yeah. We don't want them to go to rumble reporting.

Yeah, I don't want them to go to rumble. I don't even know what rumble is. If you like Tmos, if you like Tmos, you like T fat K. If you like Tmos, you like the golden hour, dude. We are huge fans of Brendan Chobb. We want to watch unedited clips of these shows. If they're cursing, great. It's hilarious to watch them curse.

I want to hear about big black digs. I want to hear about how Brian Cowan is going to suck off somebody in the back. I want to hear all this stuff, dude. I mean, I don't know what I really want or not. I'll comment on whatever it is, but you know, don't silence them. Okay. Don't actually shadow ban them by reporting them. If this is really going on, then this is real.

That's blog bus. And even after hearing us say that, if you still want to do it, just think about it. Think about it. Just think about it. Yeah. All right, let's go to the next one. This is about it. Think about it. Just think about it. Yeah. All right, let's go to the next one. This is the last clip for today.

Another haphazard dude. Ah, it's called everything is falling apart because he is too nice and invested in the wrong people. And this is again from a recent episode. Let's see. I would say the thing, the dumbest investments I've made is in people.

Wow. Straight up. Ooh, I've lost more money investing in is in people. Wow. Straight up. I've lost more money investing in dumb ass people. This feels like a Gary Vee video. Man. Take that. Take that staff. Yeah. Because he doesn't quite like he

I don't know why he has more to say. We paused it. But you want to say right away who you mean and what you mean because your host that could be your whole staff. Yeah, that's like a threat to the rest of the staff. All these people that are working for you and all that investing in people looking around like their tears, two guys sitting next to you, and then there's a this vast network of people working in seal team thing. Yeah, seal team thing. They get the best product

possible easy one to point out his mark. Yeah, that's what do you think he is? Yeah, you hope he's referencing like you don't know and then there's also like for instance, the guy that drew the poster right asking for money because he didn't get paid right weans or so for yeah, yeah, but he did get paid eventually. Eventually he did get

paid, but probably not enough to Brandon. It's an investment instead of yeah, he fucked up paying you back. Yeah, he's mad. He wants you to fanboy back. Let's see what the rest is. And you can imagine just because I think everyone's going to have a good heart and then you right here.

Good best brains be. Yeah. Is this is this just guys being dudes right now? Nick? Yeah, let's see. And I'm still here. So I think that was a good one. Yeah, I've wasted a lot of time. Imagine if it was you and you're still here. Like, why would you still?

Like, this is why I want to have this conversation on here. Could you imagine you get fired and someone's wearing a Chief Wahoo hat? The guy that fired you. That's hilarious. He has on a baseball hat. Yeah. Big old Chief Wahoo thing. He's like listen

today will be your last day at big boy nation because we've tried a lot we've had talks. I was like no, we didn't I haven't paid you for three weeks but it's just not working out because I've invested too much in you. It's just not working out you're kind of blog by hey, hey Nick

your blog buzzer. Hey, produce a listener your blog buzzer. He's just bot working out. You're kind of blog boss. Hey, Nick, you're blog boss. Hey, producer to listener, you're blog boss. He's just botching all his words as he fires you. You're getting a... We're going to give you a sovereigns. We're going to give you a sovereigns. We're going to sovereigns you. No, but invest in like wasting

time and money and resources into people that just... There's been so many red flags. I'm like, nah, I can fix this dude or fix this girl. And it's like, no, you fucking idiot. Waste of time and resources. When you could have been taking your time and

seeing the red flags and invest in somebody who's actually going to run with it. How often do you vacation? What does run with it mean at SEAL Team Think? Make a great thumbnail? Yeah. Oh, man. Like, I wasted all this time trying to fix Mark, you know, texting him like, hey, we're just waiting on Dig Juice and where the baddies are.

When I could have got somebody who just would always have my hatties when I need them, always have the best thumbnail, would work on fan reaction, you know? Like, I would look at my Instagram Instagram sometimes and I'd only get like five likes on a post about a tiger thing. And then I got to ask them how socials and they can't tell me nothing. How many times do I got to ask, you know, you know,

I tell us the CEOs a lot and young entrepreneurs. If I have to ask more than five times how socials, you're gone. You're gone. You're gone. Nobody knows that you are anymore. You're going to get a text message that says you are fired seven times a week. Okay. There's an ocean of dick juice under our feet.

Audio is king. Anyone who doesn't know that audio is king be they got to go. Yeah. Audio is king. Anyone who doesn't know that audio is king be, they got to go. Anybody who laughs or thinks it's funny when a big guy can't fit into a car, you got to go. Okay. Anyone who's shadow banning somebody, you got to go.

Do you have anybody else you think has got to go? If you don't want a hot chip, you got to go. Yeah. If you're black and commentating on ESPN, you gotta go. Yeah, I don't think we're going to top that one.

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