100% Eat - 100% Eat is on Patreon

Episode Date: May 11, 2024

Our Heroes are completely independent and on Patreon! Here's a rundown of what you can expect from them and what they're doing. We 100% appreciate your support, even if it's just listening to the podcast. Thank you. Support us directly Patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord, stay up to date, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi everyone, it's your favorite online content creator sitting on a couch Talking directly to the camera which can only mean one thing We're sorry. No, no, no There's a patreon announcement. Oh great news. Can we get like the lighting a little brighter? We are announcing that face jam what's becoming? 100% eat and not only that that show off your head. We are launching our Patreon for 100% Eat, which used to be Face Jam, but is now a different name. Right.

What do you get for signing up for this Patreon? What are the tiers, Jordan? Go tell Michael like he's the audience. Oh, Jordan, let's say I didn't know what it was. Pretend that I have no idea what's happening around me. I'll try to imagine that world. So at the $5 tier, we call that the bug tier. You get to directly support us. You help us keep the lights on, keep the food coming, you know,

cost money. And you get access to our Discord server that we're starting. And you get a priority food court submission. We'll put out a little form and you'll get to the front of the line so that you can know if you or a loved one is committing a food crime. Man, that's a lot of stuff for $5, but is that our only tier? Yep, that's it. No, it's not.

You're the audience, you don't know. Oh, yeah. But like our audience, he assumed incorrectly because there's also the $10 Grackle tier and this is the Primo tier because this is where you get the Michael Jordan bonus podcast. Only available to $10 Grackle tiers. It's called the Michael Jordan podcast.

Get it? And nothing but net. Slam dunk. And you will get to vote on what restaurant we go to next. You will get to have a say in where your heroes but not like the final say no no i mean we'll take it you can say it we're thinking to consider race there's like screaming into the void and there's like screaming at us yeah this is looking at us right that's a lot for the ten dollar tier there can't be there can't possibly be more tears uh there is another one it's the fool there's more there's the compliment grackle

oh it's like that sounds just like the grackle tier it is it's 11 instead of 10 but hey we maybe pay you a little compliment we like you just a little bit more thank hey thanks for that extra dollar wow thanks for the dollar compliment and you get all you get all the other stuff too it's here you get everything of the tier under and more? Uh-huh. Wow. You're starting to understand Patreon.com slash 100%. I'm pretending to be the audience.

This is pretty good. He's pretending really well. And there's also the Primo tier, which is the 100% fan tier. For $100 a month, you will get a personal message read on the podcast So like if you want to give a gift to someone call them out give them a give them a birthday shout out Yeah, I mean call them out. Oh, yeah, or you want to call them out a hammering to someone? Yeah, yeah, I guess we would be more than happy. Yeah, this is the room. We really needs it to your yeah Some people out there really got wants to gives it to you. You just want listen to the podcast. That's a great way to support us. That's awesome. Totally. This is all,

and you can, you can subscribe to this Patreon for free. We also have a free tier where you can just see what we post. I mean, that's, yeah. Then, then you go, oh man, FOMO. We don't want to talk about that one though. We don't get any money. Yeah, we don't get any money for that one. But it is a good way to like keep up to date with the stuff we're doing. Absolutely. And like, this is just the beginning because we're're talking about we got plans in motion. Again, it's only the four of us here at the beginning. So we're starting a little small. But there's room to figure it out.

I mean, grow. We work for us, dude. We do? Yeah. Us, each other, and the audience. I mean, I'll say that. But I don't know if Michael will. Well, Michael, I think, is being the audience right now.

We really need the money. Yeah, please, please. Whatever. Patreon.com slash 100% eat. Click here. You can go subscribe right now. We turned it on. It's ready.

Okay. Don't hold up Face Jam. That's not what it's called anymore, dude. You're confusing them. What? It's the old. The old is old again, but the new is still new. But the old's still fine.

Yep. You can still watch the old. It's fine. Yep. And it helps us yep we're well we're 100 excited for this thanks for subscribing bye yeah yeah we're sorry we got where are we going transition open your mouth yeah uh can't go in the cage