100% Eat - 4 Giant Sandwich Reveal - Ride Along Jersey Mike's

Episode Date: November 21, 2024

Eric bought these big sandwiches and there was a guy at the shop that hated him. We get into a philosophical discussion of public embarrassment plus Jordan's mexico trip. What's up with Matt Gaetz head though? How is the news moving so fast? KEYS! That's on me. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Did you? Yeah, go ahead and tell the story. The guy who was like ordering in front of me would not get out of the fucking way so I could pay. Just kept taking like baby steps to the side and it was like, dude you have to move. Then he finally got his sandwich right as I got mine. Ours. Hours. Hours. Thank you. They handed him the stuff.

Communism. And he walks out. I'm two steps behind him. He doesn't hold the door and it just closed in my face. And you're holding a big bag. And I'm holding a big fucking bag of sandwiches. Oh, I missed that completely. Like what the fuck?

Wow. What the fuck was that? We want to- He was also, he seemed pissed, but I don't know. But now you're pissed. Yeah, but I don't know. Yeah, but I don't know what, yeah. It was an infection, hate spreads.

Whoa. Whoa. So much for the tolerant laugh. That happened. We- Yeah. We went to the witches Market yesterday in Austin. And it's like outside a bar, like a back bar area.

So it was, they only went till four, it was 11 to four. And I got there like three o'clock. So it was just like the last hour, wasn't very crowded. But went to get a drink whenever he got there. And there's like eight people in line. So it's taken a little bit, but it was moving. I get to being next and there's two bartenders, but then right as I'm next,

the second bartender was busy. The line was like almost everybody got their drinks. And so I'm standing by this woman and it was like the longest you ever could have possibly taken to order one drink. It was straight up was like, hmm, what about this? I hadn't thought about it. I write to this, couldn't believe how long.

It was like three minutes where I'm just going, oh my God, and then like picking a drink. Like, well, how big is it? He's like, well, it's a pint. It's like a beer. She's like, that seems kind of like a lot. Have you been to a bar before? It was crazy.

Like I'm not at all the person. I'm not all the person that's like hurry up and order Yeah, it was like for fuck's sake. There's a limit I mean like at some point like dude have some like spatial awareness There's like four people in line behind you just get your goddamn drink. You know forever is that crazy? Is that an us thing because I feel like I'm always hyper aware of people Oh, I am and whether or not I'm in their way. 100%. Oh, yeah. I also have my own meter for like if someone's upset behind me, it's warranted.

Yeah. And I make sure that it's not. I have my own, like if you guys are like, hurry up, it's like dude, I'm in here, I'm doing my thing. I'm fucking fine by my own standards, which means fuck off. Sometimes I'll be standing there like, oh my God, oh my God. Like, oh my God. Like I'm just with my kids, like stop messing around. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my god. Like, oh my god.

Like, I'm just with my kids, I'm like, stop messing around. Stop messing around. Stop, stop, stop, stop. It's usually somebody else that I'm with doing something. The person behind you is going to be pissed and it's totally warranted because I'd be freaking out right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're ruining it. You're making me look bad. It's like, it's very much the thing of like, oh man, don't be so impatient like the person in front of you.

And that's fair if you're like being a dick or you're impatient. But it's also like the person ordering should also be aware of the people behind them. Like don't fucking take forever. Just make a move, go. Just say the thing you want and let's do it. Like just like, ah, mmm.

Like at some point go, oh, I'm so sorry, I'm taking forever, I should just pick something. It just never happens. I was like, can I fucking drink? Sure doesn't. I got witch's shit to buy back there. I went to a bar. It just never happens. I was like, get a drink, get a drink. Sure doesn't. I got, which is shit to buy back there? I went to a bar. I got to buy milk bath.

I went to a bar. It was, it was the best. I walked up, as I walked up, a guy got up from the bar and walked off. The bartender was right there. I just walked right up and the bartender went, what can I get you? It was the only open spot at the bar.

And I just went, this never happens before. It's like the seas of farting. So I just, I just looked at the beer and bartender went, what can I get you? It was the only open spot at the bar. And I just went, this never happens before. It's like a seas of farting. I just looked at the beer and I went, oh, and I picked one. And there was no thought. I just went, this is, there are words. I said them and then it was handed to me. It was great.

It was really fantastic. That never happens. No, never. It was really phenomenal. That's why I remembered it. I just came back from an international trip. Another one or the same one? It's the same one. That would have been so awesome. I just came back from an international trip. Another one? It's the same one.

It's the same one. That would have been so awesome. I was just checking. Yeah, busy weekend. Flugerville and England? I don't get it! We were flying into Houston and then had to fly back to Austin.

So it's always a bit of a nightmare to like make that connection. Oh yeah. Cause you gotta go through customs, take your bag, if you've checked one, check it again, go through security again, and then get to your gate. We went through that whole process

from landing on the tarmac to getting through security, 29 minutes. No shit! It was so smooth. I had to text Gus No shit! It was so smooth. I had to text Gus about it. It was so efficient. That's crazy. Now, I'll say that I was near the front of the plane

getting off, first class. And I had global entry, but the TSA pre-check was down. Oh. So I didn't have, so like it kinda evens out. That's weird. You know? It's a big thing to be down. Oh. So I didn't have so like it kind of evens out. That's weird. You know. It's a big thing to be down. Yeah. They're like remodeling some part of the Houston Airport so they don't have it yet they said. Okay. We gotta make it

look nice for you. Yeah. I'll go wait in line for three hours. Yeah. Yeah. Miss your flight. But yeah it was uh it was so smooth it was like literally like one station to the next, just walking up or walking off the plane, walking to our bag, there's our bag, going to drop it off, here you go. Going through customs, like walk right up, and then like they have a cool app for level entry

where like you don't even have to use the kiosk and print out a receipt. You just take a picture of yourself on your phone and show it to the guy and they're like whoa walk on through. That's pretty cool. So yeah that part was super easy as well but also the line wasn't long for like regular customs anyways so I was just floored because we had like our flight got a little delayed and I was really worried about making it in time

because we only had like an hour and 20 minutes. Oh yeah. Layover. Plenty of time. Plenty of time. Plenty of time. Is anything from the violin shop? Oh yeah.

Do they have oboes? That's the weirdest store I think in Austin. It's just, this only does violence. I used to think floppy redisks at a pair of companies. Hell of a story. You're making all kinds of friends today. I didn't even mention the last friend you made.

Special order. Well that would have been his last. The guy you waved to? Yeah, I waved to him. You told him he was number one. Yeah, I said come on over guy with no blinker. Oh, that was nice of you. Yeah, yeah, I'm super fucking kind.

I didn't want to interrupt. Yeah, I was nice of you. Yeah. Yeah, I'm super fine. I didn't want to interrupt Yeah, yeah, I was being really polite the way people driving Mexico City is crazy. There are barely any rules. That's cool It's it's a squeeze your way in if you can and if you're a pedestrian just make hope for the cars coming Yeah, there are no rules gringo. Yes Friend Dustin and I, we were walking down the street at one point, and we saw a situation where this kind of like big Mercedes Benz bus was getting ready to pull out

onto the street from the sidewalk and a car simultaneously coming out of a garage. And they were kind of just like going at the same time. And me and my friend were both watching it, and we were both having the same time and me and my friend were both watching it and we were both having the same thought of like we've seen so many close calls this whole trip yeah this will work out they crashed into each other it was slow speed but it was quite a quite a crunch uh uh finest noise yeah and we were we were just like thought people knew what they were doing here.

Does this tow truck, do they have a different blue line or is that the, oh no it is police life matter on this. Just in case it wasn't clear. They got the blue stripe and they voted down. I thought maybe it was like a different color blue, like, like you got blue. Well yeah, like you support,

like it's like the thin like really baby blue line and it's for tow truck drivers. Like podcasters. Yeah, they're the only thing keeping us, keeping society together. Yeah, they're working on it for us. Thank you, get that car out of here. Get that car out of here.

But if it's a police car, no, no, no. When I see a tow truck towing, I cheer. I salute to them and I say thank you for your service. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should have rolled down the window and told them happy Veterans Day. Yeah, hell yeah. Thank you for your service. You guys are working. Yeah, come on. You should have day off, brother. Yeah. No, there's cars out there. They're in the wrong spot for far too long. And I gotta screw these people over. Yeah, that's right. God damn right. $10 small coffee and a $2 small latte. Available now until November 24th in Ontario only.

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Man. Jeez, it's crushed. That guy at the Jersey Mike's has set the tone. I'm telling you, he infected me with it. He did, he did. His house is clean. He's like, I gotta find a guy. I gotta put it on him. I know what I'll do. I'll close this evil spirit.

I'll close this door in this fucker's face. I'll trap him inside the spirit. We were already outside of that. You were, I was watching, the door closed in my face and I watched you guys like 20 feet away and I went, I didn't even see it. My friend didn't. We were talking about the weather.

Oh cool, it's still hot. It is, it's warm, but it's nice warm. Yeah, that's plus warm. Yeah, but it's still, it's November. Yeah, it was like, should we be worried that it's still 81 degrees? No, I was like like today No, like long term. Absolutely. Yeah General anxiety for sure. It's not good. It's called global warming and then global cooling is next right? I'm not familiar with how this works and you're not gonna going to believe who I voted for. Turn the AC on.

Yes, I will. Guys, guys, you'll never guess. Just Googled what a tariff is. I wrote in Matt Gates. And I wasn't joking. That's my leader. I like his big puffy Botox face now. He's got such a weird head.

It's so cool. He's got a weird shaped head and then he started injecting it with filler. He's got a weird head and such like a cartoon face. Like, just like, villainous, antagonistic, smarmy face. Do you think? Do you think?

Yeah, the teeth are weird. Like there's any thought of like, what we're doing here is evil, and then they're going, no, it's not. And then they go, check it out. This is the Punisher logo, but with Donald Trump here. It's like, what? Talk about losing the plot. It's like, do you not? Whoa, what happened?

That guy, the tow truck should have that, as well as his like blue line thing. Which is like, talk about losing the plot. I don't really get any of this. Put the sticker on something. Hell yeah. I started doing my own research. Great.

Cool. If you try hard enough, you can just bend reality to be whatever it is you want it to be. So I'm trying to. I think that's, you know, it's a valuable lesson. Admirable. Yeah.

Really it's on us for like kicking and screaming, fighting against it. Telling them, you know, what's true and what isn't. For that doesn't fucking matter. Right, but we've been using people with zero charisma to tell them facts and logic. And for some reason that's not working. Isn't that crazy?

Anyway, something to think about. Space lasers. That's my guy. That's my girl. Okay, we have a lot of sandwich. Yeah. That we're about to tuck into. I got four giant ones.

Four giants? Why? That's fucking insane. What is this Majora's mask? Four giants? Hang on. You might've fucked up. Yes, this is Majora's mask.

Sweet. Yeah, I thought maybe you were really hungry. That's not- The sandwiches will keep the moon from falling. Didn't you say you were gonna get two? Two of each. I think he did say. Jesus Christ.

I didn't know two of each. Definitely, that did say. Jesus Christ. I didn't know two of each. Definitely, that's crazy. They're huge. Yeah, they're called giant. I know. Nick will take some home. It will be fun. Okay, you grabbed them.

Nick. I was worried that you just left them in the car. I've run the Jersey Mike's Gambit. I know their sandwich size. Yeah. We're giants. This guy Jersey Mike's. I Jersey Mike all the time. He's also a Jersey giants is insane. This guy Jersey Mike's. I Jersey Mike all the time.

He's also a Jersey Mike. True. This is Jersey Mike? Huh? Yeah? Yeah, thank you. Uh oh. What?

Fan's on. It's okay. Don't you dare put your keys down. No! Oh no. Now they're in the way. Fucking big keys. Where's Jordan supposed to put the sandwiches?

Dude. You put them right here. This is just- Oh hang on. You're just like the fucking guy from the Jersey Mikes. Yeah I infected Jordan. I infected Jordan great now. I got it. Yeah By the way, am I in the way? In your way. Yes, you're having oh my god in the way by the way. Mm-hmm This is uh, 11th. Mm-hmm By the way, this is the 11th. Yeah. How dare you? Look at that monkey. Good thing I did it because I woke that guy up.

Did his text wake you up? No. Oh. Not at all. I woke up and I saw his text. I went, oh no. He came in and started going, you're welcome. I still saved the day.

I saved the day. Oh no. I saved the day. How did you save the day? Because he remembered that we had a show today. I mean, I didn't forget. I was just asleep. You know, maybe you did. Have you thought about how everything

you're saying is backwards? I was just saying, like, he woke me up. He texted at 12 55. I texted at 105. Yeah. So no, I didn't go, oh no. It was a slow wake up. And then wait 10 minutes. He came in like the hero. I woke up at 105. I am a hero. I went, oh! And. I texted at 105. Yeah. So no, I didn't go, Oh no. Wait 10 minutes. He came in like the hero.

I woke up at one. I am here. I went up and then I texted at one. I woke up and went, fuck. What time is it? Fuck. Fuck. Michael was, Michael was like 20. Like 29 minutes late. It was under 30.

It was under 30, but like just barely. Okay. Barely. We got ambulance hung up and we got sandwiches. Classic pastram. You're gonna, you can club someone with that. I know. Chipotle. Oh, we have dinner too guys.

Pastram. Nick is taking home so much sandwich, dude. He really is. Yeah. Why are you, why are you even saying anything? You know what this is. You know what this is. All right.

Let's pop one open. Okay. Let's pop one open. Okay. That's the Chipotle Pastram. Are you sure? There's just action in the way this time. Ah. So are they just the same and one has Chipotle? They're slightly different.

Okay. They're slightly. We'll learn about it later. Holy moly. That thing's huge. I know, man. Looks like they did a good job though. Good Lord.

They didn't cut it into fourths. They don't do that unless you ask. Did you ask them? He didn't. No, on the picture giant is cut into fourths. I don't usually do that. Well, we each get a half. This guy doesn't.

Me and Jordan can eat both sides. What's beauty and the beast? No, what's the other one? Lady and the tramp. Yeah, but it's already cut in half. Yeah, why would you eat? Yeah, what's the other one? Lady and the Tramp. Lady and the Tramp. Yeah, but it's already cut in half. Yeah. Why would you eat? Yeah.

You got two of each. You're right. Hang on. You're right, Cameron and me. I did get two of each. Yeah, for no reason. Yeah. I'm the hero.

I'm the Nick. You woke me up. I did. That's on me. I think that was my response. That's on me. Yeah think that was my response. That's on me. Yeah. All right.

We got sandwiches to eat. Thanks for watching this ride along. Did you learn a lot? Is that the purpose of the show? What are you doing? Learn.