100% Eat - 4 GIANT SANDWICHES?!? %% Jersey Mike's Pastrami & Chipotle Pastrami

Episode Date: November 19, 2024

Our Heroes go to Jersey Mike's to eat pastrami but check out all this Super Smash Bros talk!!! And midnight releases. Eric is still talking about Wendy's and Michael breaks down actual New Jersey sandwiches. WHY did Eric get all these sandwiches?? Monkeyjuice is making the juice. A real disjointed episode but you love it and the monkey heavy facts. Rooster Teeth reference? 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent Our next livestream for Patreon members will be Wednesday November 27 @ 6pm CT where we watch Madame Web with YOU! Get on there at patreon.com/100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Everything's good. Okay. Nobody bopped it, which is very appreciated. You're getting yelled at for its looseness. Yeah, you're getting yelled at. Is that what that was? Yeah. You're getting yelled at. Like, who did it?

I was just like, man, this is crazy. That's what Nick thinks yelling is. Yeah. You get a mention or not even a talking to in a meeting. I got to yell that. Yeah, yeah. You get talked toward in a direct tone. Someone's yelling at me.

Don't yell at me. Oh, he put the wig on the monkey up there. That's good. That's a good one. The spider webs, you mean? Dude, what a mess. That food court was good, though. Is that out yet? The first part is, the second part will be out this Saturday. Oh, thank God.

At the time of this release, so should be fine. We hope. Sorry to interrupt. No, I was letting you talk. That's why I was looking at you. Thank you. Today we're reviewing Jersey Mike's pastrami sandwich. How come Jordan's not talking?

Because I was talking. It was Michael's turn to talk. It was my turn to talk. He's clanking, I know. I have to clear the air today. Why are you so mad? I have to clear the air. You have to clear the air?

I was super late today. You were. I was super late. And I have to mention it at the top of the show. I have an addiction. What? To seven days to die. Dude.

And I was up till 5 a.m. playing it. Oh my God. That's why you slept until like 4. What are you doing? I downloaded a District Zero mod that turns them into aliens and robots Oh, dude. I was up till 5 a.m. playing it. Oh my god! That's why he was left until 1 a.m. I downloaded a District Zero mod that turns them into aliens and robots and there's new things and you can take everything now, like stuff you couldn't take. You can like pick up off the wall so I'm decorating my house.

I have signs all over my bedroom, like road signs. I have like pinup girls. I got pictures of cats and dogs all over the place. That's mostly why I got the mod but then also the dogs so you can just take things I took a pool table put it in my house. You can pick up things You couldn't pick up nice, and I kept going I don't have to be there till 1 o'clock tomorrow It'll be fine, and then and then you slept till 1 o'clock. Yeah I think I got a lot done though. I got a lot done. In your new house.

We got a play table. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I maybe don't know what Seven Days to Die is. It's Minecraft, but real game in Zombies. They just finished it. I thought it had- Now that it's out, you can do so much stuff, apparently. What's the game where like, the killer's tracking you down, you can be like Ghostface and stuff?

It's not. Oh. Not that at all Totally so every time you've talked about seven days to die. I thought you've been talking about this other It's like a scavenging building daylight. I didn't I didn't know that Daisy which ones Daisy daisies the That like fortnight game it is like for no yeah the battle royale, but wasn't it also Wasn't it in another game? What are a to like an operation flashpoint armata, which is also an arm a to what is Arma to? That's a thing I know of yeah I remember when fortnight was a game that a guy showed me when I worked at razor and it was just zombie defense

Yeah, that's how that was that was it and then now it's maybe it was like it was like plants versus zombies Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you'd be snoop dog And then everyone's like dude. He's doing a crip walk, and it's like that's not what that is, but that's fine Do you think people still describe for tonight as it's like plants versus zombies? Well, I'm going to maybe it's kind of overtaken that I think it may have overtaken. Yeah. No, they gotta be neck and neck It's kind of overtaken that I think it may have overtaken. Yeah, no, they gotta be neck and neck Someone in our discord referred to a super smash brothers brawl as an old game and it fucked me up. Yeah, dude. It's all the shit That's the third one. Yeah, that's the one

After melee on 2008. Yeah, that one fucked that one. Who cares that one? Yeah It was a little that's the word. That's the worst one. The worst one It's the worst one for sure it had the a really cool story like with the cinematics and stuff and the single-player thing that was probably only good thing about that Yeah, because that's not why I play those games right. That's why no one plays. Yeah, yeah, yeah on the first week It comes out right I want to play and they play it for years and years and years and do like tournaments and it's like yeah It's like oh you have people over but also what your cart smash brothers what made it so bad though? It's just a fighting game. I know it's like it's just how it how it How it fought it was too many was just it was just like floaty

It's too loose you can see trip you could trip Oh tripping yeah, I remember tripping yeah, yeah, yeah That's why people still play melee Competitively, oh no one especially yeah, because you can't go back and mess with it. Yeah. You know, there's no like... It was already so good and there's there's no like patches for it or anything Yeah, but you can download so it's like it's it will always be that. And people know how to use it.

There's that version like was it like project M or whatever that We're like they modded a bunch of stuff to it and it was like it's very cool But it's a different game and you could grab stuff now yeah yeah check it out uh melee was just it and then what's the newest one ultimate or whatever the whatever yes whatever one was well there was one that was just called super smash brothers yes again yeah but then they did ultimate yeah was there what yeah there's like an it there's what isn't there one in between like brawl yeah what are you talking, there's like an, isn't there one in between like Brawl and...

What are you talking about? There's only four. What was the one on the DS? Was that... I don't count that one. That, no, that's the same one as like the Switch. Yeah, it's the same one as the Switch. It's like a handheld version or something. How long has that game been out then? Oh, a long time. A long time. Yeah, I think it came out...

I think it came out like before the Switch, right? Yeah, I think it was probably a Wii U. I don't fuck it, but there's mostly four. I don't think there's like an offshoot. There's like a clone on a 3DS of one of them. Yeah. But I think it's just the four of them. I remember the one on the 3DS not being as good.

Yeah. That one was a little funky. But now you can be Terry Bogard from King of Fighters, and he's in every fighting game now, and that's very exciting to me, as a guy who... I don't think he's in Smash, is he? that's very exciting to me. Is a guy who- I don't think he's in Smash, is he? He is.

Oh, okay. Yeah, you beat Terry Bogard in Smash. Yep. That's just a man? Yeah, it's just a guy. Is this just a regular man? He's a guy. Is he the only regular man?

No, Ryu's in it. When can you be Halo? No, but he's from a video game. I wanna be Halo. So it's Terry Bogard. That's what I'm asking. Terry Bogard's from a- Yes, he's a man.

But not in real life. He's a man in a video game. Right, that's what I was getting. Yeah, he's a fighting game character. Right, but not a real man. No. Okay. He's a real man like Ryu's a Right, that's what I was getting. Yeah, he's a fighting game character. Right, but not a real man. No. Okay. He's a real man like Ryu's a real man.

Gotcha. Oh! Yeah. Ryu. Ken. When can he play as Gino? From... Hahaha!

...Mario RPG. The finger bullets? Yeah. Why was that always the rumored character? I don't know! Why? Because he's fucking Pinocchio, dude! Yeah, yeah.

People really wanted him more than anyone else. People wanted Gino. Do you know what game FAQs at any point after Bailey came out. It was just like you Gino They're gonna my uncle works at Nintendo and he said that putting Gino. Yep. Yep. Yep Didn't they put him in as like a trophy or some shit? Yeah, I think so I thought to be somewhere Yeah, yeah, so he's in the game, but you can't play them cool. Thanks, Nintendo Yeah, they didn't even make him into like one of the The little me character fighter. Oh, yeah, you could do you could be sands from undertale yeah can't do you like garfield or something if there's a cat you can be there's like some kind of like

probably not garfield probably heathcliff the most popular orange cat puts on the pretend Nintendo locked him yeah it says smash mr old man nutmeg is like, uh-oh, he's smashing. He's uh-oh. He's in that big like pouncing pose that he does. This is great. This is good Smash. I'm all about Smash Brothers talk. I'm always happy to bring that back.

That's going to get us podcast views. People still dig that too much. I remember going to Midnight Release for Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Oh yeah. Remember those? Remember when you would wait in line outside the GameStop at like 1030? What was the last midnight release that you did? It was either for a console or it was for a Halo, probably.

Yeah it was probably a Halo. I remember doing Halo 3 for sure. Because you wait for midnight, you get it, but then you go and play it. Yeah. Because at Halo 3 and on, it was four players. So everybody goes and then you go home and then you immediately play it all night. And then you're late for your podcast the next day. But you got a sick looking house. They should bring those- With really nice hardwood floors.

They should bring those back. And the workstation is now like futuristic. It looks like that's it. They should bring back midnight releases. But like, you don't have to buy the physical copy, it just, it'll download to your console back home digitally, but you still have to go to the store. You have to scan the QR code.

Yeah, it's weird, because the thing you're talking about, they still do except for the going somewhere part. They don't do that anymore. Yeah, and you get it, well here at least usually at 11. At 11, yep. Which is pretty nice because being in Central Time is like, we don't wanna have to program another thing for this one part of the country. Don't worry about them.

So it'll just be, yeah. I think the last midnight release that I did was Saints Row 3. For some reason it was like, I'm up and I can just go get their doing and release, I'll go get it. I mean, that was like 2012. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I went and got it and then went home and I started playing it, I'm like, this is awesome. And then it was 3.30 in the morning. And that's how it happened. And then I went, don't think I'm going to work. And I still showed up. Yeah. Just 29 minutes late.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, Nick was only 10 minutes late. Yeah. I installed that mod on my laptop because I didn't want to fuck with my main game because I'm playing a fucked on in seven days a day and there's no cloud saves which is annoying oh no but also convenient when I go this will just be on my laptop installed it at like 6 p.m. I played till like 4 a.m. oh my god like just eyes

burning yeah yeah wow I think I remember I don't remember what the game was but I remember the moment where I was over midnight releases Where it was just like we did it again. We went here and we have the game What a waste of time that was yeah, and then I didn't do any after that. I think I didn't do any After I moved here. Yeah, I think Saints Row 3 was really like the last one because it was like I'm Calling in sick to work because I stayed up to work saying playing one because it was like, I'm calling in sick to work because I stayed up too late playing a video game. Yeah, I was fucking twisted.

It was like, I didn't need to do this. Like there was no, I could have gone to work and everything would have been, I didn't need this, this much, like this. And then my roommate waking up the next day and I'm up playing a video game and he goes, dude, what you doing? Grab a controller. That's not even a byproduct of

Technology changing now. That's just getting older. Yes. Yeah, definitely So it's like like would people still be doing this if it weren't for digital download now No, no, I mean yeah, probably I just be the young kid Yeah, it would just be in the earth especially for something like Call of Duty or whatever. Yeah, where it would be like absolutely Especially if you're getting those midnight release exclusives. Yeah, you would just be, it would be, especially for something like Call of Duty or whatever, where it would be like absolutely. Especially if you're getting those midnight release exclusives. Yeah. I gotta get that skin. I gotta be able to be a zombie in the zombie mode. But that doesn't that defeat the purpose of zombies?

No. Oh, okay, cool. Great. Fantastic. I'll download games now too, that I'm looking forward to at like 11. Like, guys, I get it at 11. And I'm like, I'll play it tomorrow. I'll play it, yeah. I never play it at the time that I get it, ever. Well, if I start it now and I'm like I'll play tomorrow. I'll play yeah Yeah, never play it. Yeah the time I think ever if I started now

It's gonna be like two hours before my really right yeah before you really get yeah, yeah, yeah, what's the point? Yeah, I gotta be really excited for the game to do that. Yeah. Yeah, that's the one I don't remember the last time I did that tears of the kingdom for me. Oh really yeah Wow, I was stoked on the game, I still am. I make no apologies. Hmm No, well, that's just a preview of what you get more at the Michael Jordan podcast at patreon.com We don't only talk about games on that podcast. Yeah, that's a preview. I know it's a bad preview No, no, we keep that garbage here. Hey, and the other one's good. We can make this a Michael Jordan podcast. Oh my god Again no time traveling.

I'm already set for Stromy. When was the first time you went to Jersey Mike's? After I moved to Texas. I never heard of Jersey Mike. I love that. We walked in to the Jersey Mike's that we picked the food up from

and they got a big poster on the wall that says Jersey Mike's, New Jersey Original established 1956, Point Pleasant, New Jersey Michael looked at it and goes, what the Point Pleasant? Just to go there all the time I was like, do you ever go to the original or see the original Jersey Mike's? I must have No, I didn't go, I probably saw it Yeah, I must have saw it

I told Jordan, it's like, you don't need Jersey Mike's in Jersey exactly just go anywhere. Yeah, it's like It's like we're home slice in New York City. Yeah, you don't need it. You just go there or there or there or there or there Right everywhere is a Jersey, so but I was pleasantly surprised when I had it I'm like that's pretty good when I moved to Texas mm-hmm. I like I like my cold cuts Yeah, I definitely like a cold cut sandwich from Jersey Mike's more than their warm sandwiches. I think their warm sandwiches are fine-ish. And that's it. I only get their chicken cheesesteak or their regular cheesesteak.

They're the only warm sandwiches I get. They have a bunch. Is there like a turf war with cheesesteaks between Jersey and Philly? Like, because they're so close to each other? Is Jersey a cheesesteak place? The East Coast is a cheesesteak place. Philly's got the crown Oh, cheese steaks are the best

at Point Pleasant Borbock cheese steaks are the best Is it like getting a street hot dog where you're just like, this dirty nugget They just know how to make it Then you go to like a chain or you come somewhere in Texas and they start putting lettuce on it, it's like I'm gonna slap the shit out of you

We're talking about cold shit on a fucking cheese steak Like a chain or you come somewhere in Texas and they start putting lettuce on it. It's like I'm gonna slap the shit On a fucking cheese. Yeah with pastrami sandwiches people do that. That's why lettuce and tomato no good. Yeah Wacky is there there's specific stuff and it's regional like I get it like I don't know that a pastrami sandwich the thing that we ate from Jersey Mike's is a Hyper regional food, but also no, but it is like, it should be- It's like fireman food. Yeah. Pastrami and roast beef. Right.

And corned beef. Yeah. I feel like every good sandwich spot needs to have a good pastrami sandwich though. Nick was, this is the first time he's been emphatic of a whole episode. I'm not so sure. Hey, here's the thing, you might be wrong.

Before he was yelling. Before he was yelling. That was right before we started. Yeah, yeah before he was yelling guys screaming at Jordan about this microphone Not down. Why'd you screw that up? See now you guys are yelling, but that's not That's how he feels if someone yells it that's what I Do that's what I heard it was all it was all behind the eyes Yeah, I think by the time this is out if not, it'll be out tomorrow That's what I heard. It was all behind the eyes. Jesus Christ. I think by the time this is out, if not, it'll be out tomorrow.

We have that 15 minute thing of us with no sound trying to get that thing to work. That'll be on Patreon. You can watch us. Yeah, we watch us. Well, really you can watch me and Michael try to troubleshoot on our phone. Oh yeah.

And also Michael take pictures and then show me the picture and be like, yeah, that's what you should post there. Yep. And then like 10 minutes in error going. Hey, can you let them know we're working on it? Oh, they know They know trust me Take that picture of him standing over Nick. Yeah It wasn't even a day again an issue that they couldn't say was just a thing. That was a problem We don't know the solution was to he doesn restart it. The solution was it just started working. Isn't that what we had? Nothing, just there was nothing to learn from.

Nope. And it will happen again. Yep, it's the same thing that happened with YouTube. No, that was YouTube's fault. Okay, now it's starting to sound like that. The YouTube one might've been Nick's fault. No. Oh, I thought Nick got close.

I got scared. Is he over here? I thought we were doing like the jump cut edit. He disappeared again. All right, YouTube, 2008. iPhone, 2024. Yeah. Oh yeah.

Pretty good. Now you can jump cut in the camera. The, so Jersey Mike's is a spot that I think is better for like chain sandwich shops or whatever it's probably like the highest tier of chain sandwich shops it's my favorite I it's my favorite of like it's my Subway Jersey Mike's like firehouse subs Jimmy John's yeah of that list I'm thinking yeah Jersey Mike's is probably the best I could tell you Subway's probably the worst. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Subway's the worst, but the most popular. No...what the fuck is that?

I told my wife... There's the Schlotzky's, but like those ones are smaller. Yeah, it's small. I told my wife that we were going to Jimmy John's... Thunder Cloud. Oh, yeah, yeah. Thunder Cloud, Witch Witch. I was gonna ask, do you consider Thunder Cloud to be a chain of that stature? Because it's so Austin.

It's local, it's Austin, it's a small one. I mean, it's local, but like it's a chain here. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just saying for me and where I live, of all those, Jersey Mike's is easily my favorite. Yeah, yeah, yeah, mine too. I told my wife that we were going to Jersey Mike's today and she was like, oh, but, oh.

Get me a giant soda from the long soda machine. What was the long soda machine all about? We should have taken a picture of that. That was weird. It was a very weirdly designed soda machine. So it was a regular soda dispenser, just like it not a remix machine just like a regular soda thing with all the like little push things But like instead of like here's a circle logo and whatever Yeah, this big and then they have a little it was a thing probably like this long. Yeah, that was just like

Pepsi Yeah, yeah it curved like underneath and it's like oh check it out. This is where you get your story Pepsi product places Pepsi product places oh I think it's a barrow is kind of what Taco Bell Things a bad look yeah, but Taco Bell is the thing where you get Taco Bell and Mountain Dew that's it what I get Yeah, it's just Pepsi. I get Mountain Dew. I never get Pepsi. Pepsi is the Burger King of fucking like fast food.

See I was gonna say Taco Bell is like Worthy of Pepsi status. Like they seem like oh Taco Bell would be a Pepsi place. But again, it's a Mountain Dew place It's not a Pepsi place to me. It's a Mountain Dew place. They're living on Baja Blast. They have their own Mountain Dew. Like that's their thing. What's the company called? PepsiCo? Is it just PepsiCo or is there one above it? Is it under Pepsi, Frito Lay?

I think it is and it's all like Yum Brands or whatever. It's all like that shit. What's the one like Johnson & Johnson probably owns? It's just one of four companies that own everything. They have a dispenser? Yeah. I'll have Johnson & Johnson probably owns just like one of like four companies that own everything. They got a dispenser? Yeah. We're in Ola Gartner. I'll have Johnson and Johnson.

I'm a meeting with Johnson and Johnson. Whoa. There's a lot of band-aids. Freak out. Um, one time I looked up if Dr. Pepper had a parent company like that. I was like, who owns Dr. Pepper? Is it RC? Or is it...

I looked it up. They are their own thing. They have merged with Keurig. It's Dr. Pepper Ke Is it RC or is it? I looked it up. They are their own thing. They have merged with Keurig. It's Dr. Pepper Keurig is the company. They need to have Dr. Pepper Keurig pods. How do they not? They might. It just hears flat Dr. Pepper.

Hot Dr. Pepper. Have you looked if they have it? And also, why don't you follow Gavin? Oh, I. Um. Why don't you follow each other? I barely checked and it didn't look like it Explain that I'm gonna look up dr. Pepper Keurig machine I

Can't believe they're the same they are cured dr. Pepper calm. You thought you were lying Yeah, I can't believe I've said is true of two company. Well. He didn't go yeah in the background So I knew I was in the clear shit. Yep But like talk about like two mashups of a company you weren't really expecting. I mean they're both beverages. Hearing Dr. Pepper cold pods. Oh here we go. You can get it at Best Buy. Why?

Why at Best Buy? That's weird. That's insane. I gotta swing by Best Buy real quick. I gotta pick up some Dr. Pepper. Everything about this company is so strange now. What strange mashups they're doing. That's silly Willie.

You said that Pepsi is like the Burger King. My friend Jared pointed this out to me. Jared from CheapAssGator. Now I know who you're talking about. We were talking about Wendy's, like specifically, and stuff that was coming out or whatever. And we talked about the Krabby Patty and things like that. Did you say that they're declining?

I said they fell off. I've been talking to him about that for a while. He made a great, because I've been feeling very strongly about it. Finally, I'm right about it. He made, I thought, a really great point where he said Wendy's now feels like Burger King food to me. No!

Where it is, where it's in a decline where you don't even think about getting- Everybody's Nazis. Loses its effect. You don't even think about getting the Burger King. You don't even think about getting the Burger at Wendy's. It's all of like the other stuff and that is such a Burger King thing, where Burger King is like long chicken sandwich, onion ring cheeseburger thing. Like it's the stuff where you don't think about getting it.

Yeah, but that's shit they throw on there. They don't have, besides the Whopper, which nobody goes for anyway, like they don't have a star of the menu. And that's what he was saying about Wendy's. Chicken sandwich. But yeah, chicken sandwich. It's not, as like a burger place, it's really like declined and it's just not what it was. I totally agree with him. I think it's starting to feel like

burger place. I think you're agreeing with you. Yeah. Yes, you're agreeing with what you feel and say. I think you've been saying this a lot. Yeah. You've been saying this a lot. I couldn't believe he said it. You know what? He convinced me. I agree with my friend Jared

from G Basket Gamer. Who finally caved and agreed with me. And finally I got someone. I just feel like their burgers, their burgers are fine. I don't feel like that much the burgers have declined. Their chicken is just so much higher above their burgers. I don't like their burgers, their burgers are fine. I don't feel like that much the burgers have declined. Their chicken is just so much higher above their burgers. I don't get their burgers. I don't, I mean, I know you hate them.

They really should just become a chicken rush. I know you don't get their burgers if you hate them. I don't get their burgers, because I was like, I'm here for the chicken. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I just think that- It's just an out of left field thing, but no, no, no. Not for you, you've been saying it constantly.

Many people have been saying this. It's not out of left field, it's here he goes again. Many people are saying this. Someone came up to me and said, You've been saying it constant many people have been saying not out of left field. It's here. He goes again Someone came up to me and said I Walked to a mirror and I started speaking to myself, but look here's the thing. There's a lot outside Chris's house Watching him. I watched him take you like hey do you have do you feel like Wendy's is in decline? And he was like who said that your face in the mirror as he said he said I'll be right back and he had Yeah, yeah again, not the thing you want to be taken. I'm going into the shit

Make sure you take a tool so it doesn't look suspicious. Yeah, oh very normal of you to take it Well there goes in Chris again taking his hedge clippers into the shed and then back into his house and now he's sweeping Why is there hair? What are these bird? That's all you fucking weird That's so weird all these bird nests look like fucking pubes dude. It's disgusting. Yeah. Hey It's gonna start a new like species of bird that only uses the pubes They get lost going from Starbucks to Starbucks and ask a cop for help. You have any games on your phone? These birds are a mess. Can I send an email also? I'm itchy.

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That's why you didn't know. Who's Mike? That's his subs. I guess it could be me. So it started, you're right, it started there in Point Pleasant, which we'll learn more about. Jersey Mikey would be so much better.

Oh, Jersey Mikey. You get that double E sound. But it just started in a convenience store and that was it, Don't yawn. And that was... It's only when you're talking so I'm fine with it. Villex and the Wendy's! It's weird that it was like, yeah this is Mike Subs. Who's Mike?

I'm Peter. It's just like, I'm Peter! Yeah, it's that. It's Mike. It's exactly how It's Mike. It's exactly how it feels. Yeah. Oh, these are Mike subs. All right.

A big Jersey guy comes in and eats a Mike's sub. He goes, tastes like a Mike made it. This is a Mike sub if ever I had one. This is a Mike sub. Oh, classic. Dude, tell Mike I said, good job. Nice time you come in heavy, you don't come at all. And then you go, oh, you don't mean that. You And then you go, oh fuck, you don't mean that.

You got four fucking giants. Four giant sandwiches. Yeah, let's hammer them. Let's hammer them. You mentioned that and I went, we're in the middle of the fact section. Oh no. Four and you're like, yeah, there's two.

You nicked it, like yeah. And I was like, that's crazy. I did nick it. I kept saying that once I heard that. I was like, that, as someone who goes there, that's crazy. You're insane. Four giants is insane. But I'm like super hungry. We had a plan before and you didn't even do's crazy. Four giants is insane.

But I'm like super hungry. We had a plan before and you didn't even do the plan? That was the plan. I said two each. I said two each, two giants of each of those. You said large. I just, he did say large. Oh, I did say large.

Which is giant. It had two things listed as regular and giant. That was it. I just thought we were getting like a giant of each shape. You did say two each. I also just kind of ignored you. Yeah. But like, they're huge! They are.

They're huge and I eat the most reasonably. Nick eats the most like, I'm gonna die. Unreasonably. Yeah, unreasonable. He's gonna take so much challenge on dude. Where he's like screaming, going, no, I should have done this! Why did I eat?

I'll come in and go, I'm fucking hungry. And I get a big thing and then I eat the thing and then I'm fine with it. Nick gets the giant thing, he's like, no! And a big thing and then I eat the thing and then I'm fine with it. Nick is the giant. They're like, no listener a secret hang on. Okay, we won't listen It was $85 Yeah, it wasn't a secret. I looked at the receipt I went this is a real magnet situation. This is so I would have seen that and been like why did you spend $85 at Jersey? Mike, what else did you get? That should have been about 40. I agree

100% and you know who you know who has to suffer because of that? Gracie. Oh, that's true. Gracie Desiastone dollars. We're just one step further away from Gracie. Damn, dude. You drain from the Gracie fund that doesn't exist. How?

I mean, we were gonna get around to it, but now we're at $40 in the hole that we should be. Now you have to go to patreon.com slash 100% eat slash gift to give the gift of 100% eat to your friends. And he'll blow it on giant sandwiches. No, not anymore, we're not getting more sandwiches. We're not gonna eat. We're done with Jersey Mike.

Except the fact, which we just started. We did just start. Although originally started in Point Pleasant, New Jersey, the state with the most locations of Jersey Mike's is actually California with over 250 stores in total. We think they should change their name to California Mike's and a tan and say right on. We already changed one Jersey mic into Texas mic and he's shredded now. You're losing all your mics Jersey. We got Texas mic. You ever thought about yeah you ever thought about we can call it Texas mic? Until now. How

does it do you think it fits? think it like it sounds you think it sounds Good yee-haw Texas Mike he hates I like Texas Pete but I put the hat on and say come on down partner Come on down to Texas Mike. I'm hitting every letter of every word I speak yeah partner That's classic classic Texas Mike locked into Jersey though when they got to veto They are dude there They're they they're there. He's like you know heavy. Oh, we were at the fucking sandwich We're at the restaurant. Oh shit Nick Nick started going to Vito didn't make his rounds yet And it was like what are you talking about?

Started doing it as he did it and Yeah! And it was the same thing. It was like, he's like, listen to it in stereo. Yeah, it's about what Dave was doing. It's like a Beach Boys album. Dave. Dave was Dave. Dave was DeVito. His commercials are... Uh, subabove.

His commercials are weird. They are very weird. They started out kind of normal and now they've definitely... They... ...shifted into weird. It's like kooky in a way where I just go like, I don't think, I think Danny DeVito should just be like hanging out.

I don't think he should be like, Yeah. He should just, someone should bring the sandwich to him and he should just go, oh shit. And start eating it and that's the commercial. If that was their Super Bowl commercial, I think that would be the only one people, dude, you want Danny DeVito commercial.

Bring him the individual pieces. He'll go, oh, I can just make this in my mouth. And then, and then and then it's just 90 seconds of it that's what I'm saying it's like falling out of his mouth and shit picking it off off the table put in his mouth if that was the Jersey Mike Super Bowl at Davido going Mr. DeVito hears your sandwich, he's like, oh, thank you very much. Um, um, um, um, um, um, um. I'm the trash man.

When Peter Cancro founded Jersey Mikes, he was actually already working there. At age 17, he'd already been at Mike's subs for three years, so he borrowed money from his gym teacher to buy the sub shop and change the name to Jersey Mikes in 1987, year of my birth. These teachers are sitting so flush they can just loan 17 year olds enough money to buy businesses.

We got a tariff. These teachers, man, put the sauce monkey in the cabinet so he can make some foundation, foundational changes and finally strike down the evil teachers union. Think about it. I think about asking about it. Think about asking your gym teacher for a loan so you can buy a sandwich shop. And then your gym teacher doing it. And then your gym teacher has the money to do it. I'm pretty sure all of my gym teachers going all the way back to elementary school, I'm

pretty sure they just lived in someone's van. Yeah. Well, that's why they had the money. Yeah. Because they were saving money living in someone's van so they can retire as millionaires Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they're loading I mean how you gonna afford rent when you're loading so many kids money to buy sandwich shops how many sandwich shops you think really? Come yeah

But if you loan every kid money for a sandwich shop and you get like like a steak in the company Well, I think one Jersey Mike's and you're rich But I think what's happening is they're forgetting to do the steak is their gym teachers So like you know what I mean know they're just going like yeah, yeah The 17 year old you want a steak and he goes yeah, man. Yeah, well It also it only costs like I think 20 PE It only costs like $20,000 to start is like a franchise. That's almost how much this food cost

That's right Wow incredible. We only have spent a little bit more and we could have bought the fucking place You want it Mike's way! Hey guys, I got a Fortnite card. It's very close. The cam and his beetle juice. It's pretty good. It's almost indistinguishable. Dude, monkey juice is so good. Jersey Mike's offers sandwiches Mike's way.

Which includes use of the juice. Which includes use of the juice. Which is red wine vinegar and olive oil. That's similar to when you get a 100% eat podcast, The Sauce Monkey way, and it's ASMR of Nick licking your ears Which is red wine vinegar and olive oil that's similar to when you get a 100% eat podcast the sauce monkey way And it's ASMR of Nick licking your ears while whispering I'm making the juice and you claim that you didn't even want it, but you love it. You love the juice Mm-hmm

There's like that very Again what we're our job is to get you while you're washing the dishes her hands are wet You can't skip and then Nick is whispering In your headphones just trying you slipping around you haven't helped you if you're just like it's playing out your phone speaker Yeah, yeah, well, I think people know better at this point. Nick. Let him know that you're making the juice I'm making the juice. Okay Whoa, that was worse making the juice. I'm making the juice. Okay. Whoa. That was worse than the monkey juice one.

The monkey juice one was better. The monkey juice one was better because it was monkey juice. That was just Nick whispering and that was weirder to me. Were you writing this one when Nick was slacking you about recording that ad? 100%. He went, hey, can you record this ad? And I went, I'm writing these facts.

I have an idea. You shall pay. Yeah. Now here's what I will say about the last three facts very monkey heavy. What's it? What is Mike's way Mike's way is lettuce onions tomato Olive vinegar the juice like salt. It's salt pepper. Yeah, which is classic that is classic. Yeah, okay I get no really like Mike's way. That's just like that's a dough way the way But you just get no bad style, but but but to give him credit. No one else does the way here No, like a Texas. They're told it is the way thing

I just get no tomatoes. Yeah, I'm like fresh tomatoes, and I've said this a thousand times You gotta stop them on the juice. I love oil and vinegar light. They go a little hard ridiculous. It's crazy I tell them more. It's fucking hell. I love the juice. He doesn't tell them more. I'm squeezing it. I treat it like it's soggy in five minutes.

I treat it like it's the substance from the substance. It's fucking wet. It makes me better. Yeah, it is. Oh, I love it. And then when you only eat half the sandwich and the other half hangs out. And it just all it absorbs into the bread.

Yeah, I can picture this. I'm pretty sure I've seen some Jersey Mike's leftover sandwiches lying around the old office back in the day. And being like, that looks disgusting. I'm not one to freak out about wet bread, but like no no that gets me I love it. It's crazy for it being like the way and is standard. It's insane It's insane that like people accept that as the normal way Mm-hmm, it's my thing they do some sort of like focus groups, and they're like too much fucking Jews not enough I'm the guy going not enough I'm the loudest too. I'm yeah, I'm yelling and I'm standing up I'm looking at people and I go they all agree with me. Yeah, I'm learning and Wendy's fell off

I'm Aaron said he loves the juice and I agree Sir, it's just you Earlier this year for Northern, Virginia Jersey Mike's franchise locations have been cited for allowing more than a dozen employees under the age of 16 to perform dangerous tasks and work longer than permitted in violation of federal child labor regulations. Children as young as 14 worked more than 8 hours a day and were operating power-driven meat slicers. What? This has cost Jersey Mikes over $100,000 in fines and we're telling you that if you give the sauce monkey a cabinet position, this can all be over.

The children yearn to use power-driven meat slicers. 11-year-olds should be able to operate forklifts and have smoke breaks. If RFK is taking over the FDA, give us a shot. Honestly, what could go wrong? That's what I'm saying. Think about it. Get the monkey in there. If you ask an 11-year-old right now... They see that thing and they're just like I could do that. You ask an 11 year old do you want to operate a power driven meat slicer? No hesitation. Yes.

My brother worked in a deli when he was like 15 years old. It was just a local deli. It was called Jersey Mike's. It was called Schmitz. Dude there could be easily Schmitz could be a champ. Jersey Mike's just seemed like it's the one that you go into Schmitz, you get a pickle out of the pickle barrel, you walk over to Palmer Video, which is like a blockbuster. Nice. You rent a game, you buy some Slim Jims. Any of the places that like any sandwich shop

that I think you probably were around, grew up with whatever, could have been the thing that broke through and became Jersey mics I none of them were on point pleasant. Mmm. That's the problem. Yeah Also, my brother was like 15 when he worked there was too old. Oh, yeah Yeah, he wasn't really out. He wasn't yearning as much. Yeah, he went a power to meat slicer done that Yeah, look, yeah, just kind of all that work to those new kids Done that yeah, look get all that work to those new kids School's right down here to do the power driven meat twice or yeah, you are get on that thing

You're not ready yet. Go hang the meat in the meat freezer Don't let the door shut behind you. I'm telling you there's a reason this position was open So do you have a step stool so I can hang to me? Hey kid get out of here She has a 12 year old My manager was such a slave driver Give me more hours It's only it's only gonna get worse It's happening so much the last four years and now now nobody's gonna care. Yep. Hooray.

We laugh so we don't cry. Yeah. I just laugh. If you go to a Jersey Mike's and there's an 11 year old working the meat slicer, don't eat there. You see them operate the meat slicer. They do it in front of you. Yeah.

Yeah. It's a giant buzzsaw. Yeah, but it's grown ups usually. Not in Northern Virginia. Well, that's a shit hole.. Whoa take that it's no, Nebraska Get him you're asking for it. You can tell people keep telling me I'm Nebraska. Yeah Yeah, I'm really pleased with that code headed corn head Get long like

Paul had a picture of this get schlong. It's like, what is happening here? You know what it is. Messed up. No. But those are the facts, by the way. We're done. See, we learned a lot. Those were all the facts.

We learned a lot about Jersey Mike's. From Texas Mike. Giddy up. See? I already said that earlier. Yeah. I thought I had to change it. What's another one?

All hat, no cattle. Get in here, you varmin. You change it. What's another one? All hat no cattle get in here you rat you varmint you Rascal I thought you were saying Rat bastard you little rascal and get along little doggy. Yeah Yeah, if it was a snake it would have bit you oh Watch your boots He's having like in the Toy Story he's having good. There's a snake in my boot. Mm-hmm classic Texas Mike There's a sandwich in my boot better eat it. Oh They buy four spots the first one right mr. DeVito, would you like bread? The boot's fine.

Yeah. Think about it. You buy, instead of like one 90 second ad, you buy four 15 second ads. They're each progressively weirder where the first one, he's sitting in a galley story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's him in the sandwich. You're just waiting for the commercials to come on like, oh, this game. Oh, oh, oh, part three, part three. And it's, oh my god, like the second time he's eating a sandwich, and it's the old west you're like what the crazy Yeah, there's another one that looks like a tide commercial, and then it turns into Danny DeVito eating a sandwich

And he's just getting all sloppy. That's pretty good, and there should be one That's I want to be like this another like space opera style like Star Wars thing I'm still just sitting at a counter eating it right like a space Space Like Star Wars thing and I'm still just sitting at a counter eating it right like a space How is Danny DeVito not been in a Star Wars thing My choice it seems perfect. What would he do just be anything should be a little gremlin man I mean he do what he did I mean he do what he did That's what he does he just fucking drools and

Just it just I was wet and slimy. He is quite old now. He is fuck It's like almost 80 or something, but it's like really excited old shit It's really exciting when you get to see him like actually act like when he turns that on and you just go Oh, he's really he's an actor. Yeah, he's like a very good act. He's not just the penguin Yeah, that's his gremlin even crazy. Yeah, like that's acting. Yes. It looks so natural This surely is what Danny DeVito is just showed up is he acting question mark? And then you see him in like Matilda and you go yeah Have what's he doing before he's crawling around on the floor like a slug covered in like? antibacterial

Like sanitize. Oh, yeah, he's going. What's my what's my line? Yeah, I got the hang of me What's my line? Yeah, I got that. Hang on. Let me. But like, what's my motivation here? All right, action. Ugh! Ugh!

Ugh! Have we talked about him on like, I think it was like The View, where he is promoting his lemon cello. And he's just. What? And he's. He's got a lemon cello? And he's hammered. Oh, really?

Oh, have you not seen this? There's a video, I mean, it's on YouTube. It's really easy to find, but this is on TV. He was like on, I think it was The View. And it's a morning, I mean it's on YouTube, it's really easy to find, but this is on TV. He was like on, I think it was The View, and it's a morning show or whatever when it was taped, and he's ripped. He's probably up late playing Seven Days. He was out late drinking Lemoncello,

he was out late drinking Lemoncello with George Clooney. They just hugged, they like ran into each other like, oh, let's go out, and they went out drinking, and they were, he's fucking ripped on this TV show, talking about his limoncello, talking about getting drunk with George Clooney six hours ago.

Would you say his limoncello, you mean like his brand of limoncello? Yeah, yeah, he has a brand of limoncello. So he went out with George Clooney and got drunk on his own limoncello. No, I think he got drunk on other stuff, but the limoncello was like the, like the impetus of this thing.

Yeah, yeah. And then he's there promoting it sandwiches I got some in my in my jersey Mike's sub ring yeah like a towel this is Danny's way Danny no oh man but hey I'm sure he's perfectly normal. He but that's the thing Yes, because we his gremlin mode you think is him, but it's not yeah, we need to learn about the food actually Because we ate some food today Also two varieties there are which is important. I feel extremely unnecessarily yes, mm-hmm Jersey Mike's pastrami sandwich the

chipotle pastrami the chipotle pastrami is made with sliced brisket cut pastrami grilled with onions under melted Swiss cheese and finished with our chipotle mayo with a capital M on white sub bread okay sub bread I prefer like above bread I like bread the classic pastram. Our classic pastrami is built with layers of sliced brisket, cup of strong, me grilled onions and placed under melted Swiss cheese with Chris pickles and spicy mustard on white sub bread. Spicy, huh? Spicy mustard. That was the sweetest mustard I've ever eaten in my life. It was a real sweet spicy brown. Yeah, I Brown I think was also pushing it. I don't yeah. I just mean it wasn't yellow. It wasn't yellow mustard

Yeah, and it was definitely sweet. Yes. It was Jordan was eating going what's sweet? Yeah the mustard. I think yep I want so weird when I want a spicy brown mustard or whatever I want the heartiest fucking, it's gotta be brown and have a bunch of dots in it. I want it to, you woke up for that. Yeah. I want it to fight me.

It's gotta be seeds. I want it to go like, I just want it to punch me in the mouth. I want that. Fuck me out. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, but not so much where it like, it gets to the nose.

No, yeah. That's what he wants. That's what I want. Broken nose, Jordan, broken nose. Yeah, I don't want it up there. I want it to like know yeah, I want that's what I want broken nose Jordan No, no one up there. I want it. I want it to like attack me. I want us. I love it I love us. I love a spicy brown mustard that is like so overpowering. I love it. Oh, this was overpowering Just it's just the wrong way Yeah, it was why I don't get it especially on a pastrami sandwich sweet So it's not it's not some sort of Chipotle smoked pastrami either.

No. It's Chipotle mayo. Yeah. Also, this was like the saltiest thing I think we've ever eaten on the show. It was fucking salty. I think it's the saltiest thing I've ever eaten on the show. I can't think of anything that holds a candle to it. It was so, so, so, so salty.

What about all that salt we ate that one time? Mmm, no, this is saltier than that. Whoa. Yeah. I need to drink a lot of water I feel like he also though to be fair. He's saying that because he got that guy's evil spirit in the store. That's true So I don't we did we talked about in the ride along Shut a door on my face Maybe not tasting salty like it was a little salty. Yeah, not as salty as he was imbibing. Yeah

not tasting salty, like it was a little salty, not as salty as he was imbibing. Yeah, imbibing. Oh man. Well. As a Fizz member, you can look forward to free data, big savings on plans, and having your unused data roll over to the following month, every month.

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one's from Lisa E. It's a short one. So buckle up dripping with mayonnaise and oil. Got it delivered through Amazon, but it looks like I used an extra middle man, more bread and oil than meat. Amazon. What? Well, it was like a door dash or something. and then they gave it over to Amazon. Yeah, who they put it in one of those lockers at the whole You ordered it through Amazon No got delivered through Amazon right probably ordered it through someone else and then Amazon bought it like buying your your medical credit Yeah, like your medical debt. Yeah, Amazon bought the delivery Amazon bought my medical debt and delivered my sandwich And it was they were both covered mayonnaise and oil should never be on the same sample. No, that's that's awful Yeah, right. So is that really their fault or is this her fault?

Lisa E seems confused front to back on what's happening here Also more bread and oil than meat It's usually most that. That's, um... Their bread's pretty good, too. Yeah. It's apparently, like, that's, like, their signature thing is, like, this is fresh baked bread. And it's like, oh, OK.

I think it's better than when you go to, like, Subway or something. I like their bread. It's not made out of plastic. No. Appreciate that. Could be. It's microplastic. Matt, well, it's bigger.

We got giant, so it's macroplastic. Yeah, the Subway is pretty macroplastic Matt. Well, it's bigger So it's macroplastic. Yeah, the subway is Stephanie M says Well, I love Jersey Mike's more than any other chain sandwich place And I've you never had a complaint about the food quality But the service I received made me feel very uncomfortable and upset Oh, I went in with my sister and daughter and was very rudely asked by a lady if I wanted a mask for my six-year-old. She does not wear one for a particular reason. Even though my

sister and myself had our masks on and secure, the lady then decided to give me a disgusting look after saying no thanks. She made the rest of the experience awful by giving me ugly looks and choosing to be unfriendly the rest of the time there. I really wish I would have just left altogether. You, but I didn't. Your employee should not treat someone like crap because of their child. We will never be back. That's for sure. Hey, does your kid want a mask? No. Uh, this was also written in the middle of COVID. Yeah, I gathered, I gathered that, but also I always take with a grain of salt whether or not they said something with attitude or gave an ugly look. No, she felt embarrassed by what, hey, do you want a mask for your kid? No, for a particular reason. RFK said I don't have to.

No for a particular reason yeah, yeah RFK said I don't have Animals I've hit with my car, so now what I've got nothing but worms in my My child is a worm yeah the idea of hey, we're both wearing my mask so my kid doesn't have to What does that... what? What? Yeah! That even... I'm not even gonna get into the medical science behind it. That's just weird. Yes!

Yeah. Why would you bother going through the effort of wearing them and then not putting one on your six-year-old? Yeah! That just seems weird. I'm wearing my mask, my kid... Leave it up to God. Hahaha! It's their personal choice. It's choice. I gave them all the science and they

made their own conclusions. Put one on her, take them off. My daughter's particular reason is that she's very religious. Are you guys religious? Oh, we're not. No, my daughter. We're going to hell. She's just doing her own thing. We're like agnostic, but she's like really, really into Mormonism. Like we nowhere near Utah don't know anyone who's Mormon, but like she just fell into it. Joseph Smith found the tablets and he told me that I don't have to wear the mask. Oh, thank you. Sorry. I was wait. I was at the deli slicing meat. That's the same voice as you. Right. I chopped my fingers off.

My shift ended. Son of a bitch won't give me more hours. I got temple later. My parents can't come with me because they're not practicing. That's the craziest one where it's like, do you want to come to my Mormon? This is having you on my Mormon wedding. Yeah. Okay. You can wait outside. You can wait outside. Okay. Congrats from out here. And then whatever reception.

Okay. Can you go to that? You can. Okay. You know what you do? What do you do? Nothing. There's no alcohol. Well, you just sort of that? You can! Okay. You know what you do? What do you do? Nothing. There's no alcohol Well, you just sort of... You can dance. You can... You need the alcohol to dance? I don't but boy, it's not fun You've never heard... You were holding a drink the whole time you were dancing though because you kept doing this. Yeah Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of hips, hips and toes. That's right. Yeah, well, how else are you supposed to dance? Yeah, and then running into another room going, going ah and then going back to the dance floor I got I got pasta people He was busted this out. I Want to work people to come dancing they wouldn't dance and then I scared a woman taking pictures

But yeah, I've been to Mormon weddings just like that too, it's a lot of lot of fun Thank you so much for thinking of me. Last you review. So I'm Kevin W. Okay. He's a winner in my book. I am so disappointed right now. I just arrived home with our pickup order to eat with my son who is finishing his college break.

Who cares? He being the smart one. He's in college ordered a cheese sake sub regular times one. He did the math quote being carb conscious after the holidays. I tried the quote California chicken, cheese steak sub tub. One X one chick chipotle chicken. Oh God. It kept going. End quote. It's basically the same as a regular sandwich, but without the bread. It's a sad lunch. Really first. It looks pathetic in the tub when compared to the sandwich. It feels perhaps just perhaps one third of the

tub. Second, I figured they would add lettuce and any other veggies I selected on the takeout menu. Then Jersey mics would tweak it up to tweak it up, tweak it up to look like a decent portion of food served in a tub. And I would enjoy my healthy lunch along with my son. The son has nothing to do with it, but no, I'm not eating my lunch. I'm disappointed in what to share my misfortune with others right now. The guy that shared his misfortune with you. Please reconsider your order before paying $9 and 30 cents for a mini meal at Jersey Mike's one last thing, because I thought it was really funny. When my son saw my order, a tub of miss proportioned meat, he said roosterteeth HTTPS colon slash slash roosterteeth.com did a three minute rant on exactly that. The top of food continues to disappoint. Ha ha. I guess the joke is on

me. Kevin. I mean, you can go to it. Yeah. I take you to Warner Brothers. Dude. He was talking about that tub and I was immediately thinking about The animated adventure yeah, so was his son. Have you seen those? You wish you around when those around no, but I heard Osama really I think it's a shame. It's a shame. He never got animated Little squeaky arms. I think Osama's favorite was Kevin the drug dealer. Dude, fucking Kevin. We were all over him.

Classic. You're like Kevin talk. He was always saying, tell him Kevin sent you. Tell him Kevin sent you, man. He's got anything you want, he's got. Somebody- I want it, and I got it. Somebody on the last episode, I think,

said that we should do something on the Patreon where Gracie watches a bunch of the animated adventures and be like, this is where Jordan started. This is what Jordan did. And I'm like, that's awesome. I would probably die of cringe watching a younger person than me look at, especially my early stuff, which is really bad.

And she would watch it with, I guarantee with a straight face. She would go wait what? Yeah so what if we see they're 90 seconds crazy. If we give her enough toys to play with maybe she'll be able to watch it. I feel like the more toys you give her the less you're going to watch it. Jingle keys behind the screen. That's what Nick can do. She's got to have a coin runner on the side. We put one screen over here with the animated adventure and then coin runner at the top. She can probably just...

This is pretty funny. It's working. I like this. I did like though when he talks about how being carb conscious. You've got no bread and it's a tub in the sub and he goes it's just in a tub. That's what you ordered What you described what you ordered and then were upset that you got what's so crazy that that's crazy It's the exact same reaction. Yes, Matt. Hallam had yeah when he ordered it. It was just like it's just food in a tub That's what you order just give it to you. What did you like? What do you want?

What did you think you thought you got more and they would tweak it. Yeah. No fanfare. What is tweaked? Yeah. What do you want? Fireworks. What do you want? I don't know if this was sent to us by Jersey Mike's or somebody made it, but not too long after that discussion in the animated adventure came out, somebody sent a Jersey Mike's branded like little packet of party blowers and confetti. Oh really? That said sub in a tub emergency fanfare. I got, I got a Jersey Mike onesie. What? Oh cool. Like a baby onesie. Oh. I had a Jersey, when Iris was a baby she would wear a Jersey Mike onesie. It must have come from, like, it was sent to the office for some shit.

That's crazy. I never know if that's somebody saw it and was like, oh they'd love this, or if it came from the company. I think it did. Yeah. She's got oil and vinegar all over it. She's covered in it. She's been hanging out with Danny

DeVito? Got it. I thought I had to look, I was like, did he write the review? Yeah, I mean I would never order a tub and a sub No, I would also Because of what you're saying. Or a sub and a tub I would also not show my dad a roosterteeth video.

I wouldn't I wouldn't make him do that. Look, he's already not eating his lunch. I'm not gonna go. Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, you gotta see this podcast. Yeah, but he just finished his college break. Who cares? Why are you talking about this? Your dad is just happy to see you so he will suffer the blows of watching Roosterteeth podcast episode 114. I wouldn't show Gracie a Rooster Teeth podcast episode 114. I wouldn't show Gracie a Rooster Teeth video. No. Too bad.

We're gonna. I want to make Gracie watch these and go, this is what Jordan did. Here's one with Michael telling a story. Do you know about what the cheese stick, what the fuck, Olive Garden? Oh, that's a good one. It's that. That's a good one.

And then I go, do you know that this is- That's the argument. Doesn't ring a bell? No. Gracie, did you know that this is to this day inescapable? Did you know people bring this up all the goddamn time? Hey, he might not remember, but I know you do, so make sure you send it to Michael. You send it to Eric and he'll tell me about it.

Hey, show Michael this. Tell Eric to tell Michael. Hey, Red Lobster is closing. Remember the biscuits? Do you remember? Biscuit! Biscuit! It's insane, people.

Can we show Gracie a rage quit, too? Yeah. She might actually really like this. I think she'll be so confused because it will be his voice and she'll go so where is he? Yeah, I think even with the RTAs I think you show her but don't tell her anything and she won't know who anyone is. No, no anything or Like Michael is like clearly Bernie. Yeah Yes, when she was working there Bernie wasn't there mm-hmm like she does I've heard She doesn't know who that is never seen this guy. Yeah, I don't know him

She'll be like oh, I think that's Gus because it looks like Gus no one else will make any sense whose miles Yeah, she'll know pasta Pete the breadstick oh she, she will immediately know pasta Pete. There's no no doubt no doubt All right, I'm on board with this idea. Yes. Yeah, I've come around do not patreon. Uh, hey, that's all the reviews You don't know anyone looks or sounds like yeah, even if they sound exactly the same right now, right? Well you ten years ago still sound different than you do now. Yeah, you sound exactly like me right now I sound so I go back and like watch the like Resident Evil 4 RTAA and it's like who is this guy? It's Jersey Michael. Hey, those are the reviews that you sent in but now it's time for the actual review of Jersey Mike's pastrami sandwiches. I'll keep this brief. Keep it brief. Brief us.

I like pastrami. Uh huh. A pastrami sandwich is delicious. All you need. He's really building it up to knock on the paper. All you need is mustard and maybe some cheese. I wouldn't even say that. I would be fine with just yellow mustard. OK.

This was so disappointing. I was stoked and was so let down. You set your expectations too high for sure. I guess so. I mean, Jersey Mikes, now I'll also say, this is the first time I've been to Jersey Mikes since like 20. There was a very long pause. 2012 or something.

My god. Yeah. So I got sick years ago and stopped going um And so I always remember being good, and I was like they're doing pastrami. This is gonna rule I was very disappointed. I didn't like the onions in it. I don't like the pickles in it Yeah, I don't like the mustard the pastrami had no flavor damn And then there was like a 10% smokiness from the Chipotle one. It was all very disappointing It's a totally unnecessary to have two of them. Yes. Yes, I agree 35%

Yeah, he was hoping yeah, yeah, I feel that's on me Don't turn the mic honestly might be on Danny That's right, yeah, you make this right, you're right. I apologize. I feel like a classic pastrami is just pastrami Swiss mustard and rye bread correct and that's it It's weird. I had pickles and onions and it didn't have rye bread Which didn't surprise me because I don't have that bread. No, I kind of like it on a roll like a French roll I would have enjoyed a classic, especially because they keep saying like the classic. Yeah.

And it's like, well, classic is right. Nothing really classic about it. Classic is rye bread and no pickles and onions. However, I like onions. The mustard was weird. It was sweet. I don't know why. I don't know what was going on. I was just happy to eat pastrami again.

It was a little flavorless, but it was a good texture. It wasn't like dry or like, it was like juicy pastrami again. It was a little flavorless, but it was a good like texture it wasn't like Dry or like it was like juicy pastrami, but it was just the flavor was salt Yeah, it's a little salt. It's cured. I don't know what to tell you. I liked it. The Chipotle was like I this is not as good and I don't need this Did you also like it just the little hint of smokiness from oh, yeah? Yeah, you said that first, but it was like it's like barely different. Yeah. Yeah, it's barely different It just doesn't have pickles. Yeah, I think doesn't have mustard. Yeah It was fine I

Liked it. I haven't had pastrami in a couple years. I won't again in a couple years, but I wasn't expecting too much of it I give it I won't again in a couple years. But I wasn't expecting too much of it. I give it 58%. Okay. That's a 46.5. That was the saltiest thing I've eaten on the show. We know. Are you sure? Yeah. It's solidified.

Let him know if he's sure or not. Yeah, please. If you know another thing that Eric said, this is the saltiest thing I've ever had, mention it, and then we can dig in and see if it was, cause I'm sure he said this is the saltiest thing he's ever had before. I don't know on what.

I've never said that before. He said it before, and I wanna know if this actually surpasses it or he just forget it. Nah, forget it. It really, I don't really like pastrami, it's fine. This was, you're right. The sandwich is not for you then. No.

The pastrami sandwich. You're right. It was kind of flavorless, very salty, mostly onion. The onion was crazy. The onion was out of control on the Chipotle one. Yeah, I like onion. That was like, these need to be cooked longer or shorter because where they ended up was not the right spot. So oniony. Michael kept saying his breath was heavy.

Oh yeah, it was the pastrami and the onion. I was just like, I don't, oh my god, like I can taste my breath right now after eating this thing. And then I was jealous of Jordan because he brushed his teeth. I did. What a genius. I got my own little toothbrush. I just started cutting it with Red Bull. I should immediately suck down a Red Bull. That's pretty smart. I mean I wanted to get one but Nick wanted to start the show.

You can listen to part one of Food Court right now. It's out on our YouTube channel. Part two will be out this coming Saturday. A lot of bald headed behavior. A lot of bald headed, Eric. There's a lot of bald. behavior. A lot of baldheaded, Eric. At the time of this recording,

it's being edited and we're trying to include the chat because the chat was out of control. Remember he kept telling me we didn't have to look at it because I had my phone out. I'm like, we gotta look at it. And then he goes, I'm looking at it. I'm like, yeah, but then we can't see it. Yeah, but I didn't want to see it and I didn't want you to see it. Imagine us not seeing that. I didn't want you to see it. Imagine us not seeing that.

I didn't want you to see it. That was so important to the show. He would have omitted all the funny bald-headed Eric bits. It was so... It never stopped moving. The one where my face is stretched over Nebraska, and it says Nebraska for it. People were doing on-the-fly requests.

It was very quickly and very successfully. Can we see this? And then it would come up. Or something would happen, and then we'd think to ask for for something and then it would be in there anyway before we asked It like I was hoping someone did that and what the picture would pop up once and then a hundred all you would say Because it's going so fast In a row you gotta put a lot of billboards on the road. I think It's me with a fucking Patrick Starhead, and that's all see, but then it's that, but I have Joker makeup on.

It just started. It just started with a Photoshop of you as a bald head. That was like the template. And then it was that for an hour and a half of like, Conehead, corn head. It was corn head. It was so many things. It was Coral the Cobhead.

Just, you are Nebraska. You was so many things. It was crazy. It was Coral the Cobhead. Just You Are Nebraska. You should definitely be there. You should definitely be there for our live streams, our live events. And thanks for everyone who showed up from their summons. Dude, that was great. Yeah, that was great. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was good. We had a good number of people in there watching along with us and everything. Everyone stuck around like the whole time. And our next live stream, we can announce a Madame Webb watch along Saturday, November 27. We are so back. Saturday.

Take two, Wednesday. Nick's gonna edit that. Do you know Thanksgiving's on a Sunday this year? Our next live stream, Madame Webb watch along. Check out the Face Jam live stream at roosterteam.com slash RTA. HTTPS. the Face Jam live stream at roosterteeth.com slash RTA. HTTPS.

Wednesday, November 27th at 6 p.m. Central. You wanna be there live to watch along with us. We'll be showing you the movie. But. Gotta sign up for first. Yeah, but. Uh-huh. We'll release the watch along part of us

some point later or whatever. And you can sync it up on your own. Exactly, but if you wanna be there, you wanna see it, you wanna be part of us some point later or whatever. And you can sync it up on your own. Exactly. But if you want to be there, you want to see it, you want to be part of the chat, you want to really fire off on Madam Web Watch Along stuff. Wednesday, November 27th at 6 PM Central. I don't know what the chat's going to be like for that. It's, I can't imagine.

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And also he got four giant sandwiches. Nick has so many sandwiches to eat. Magnet gate. It's magnet gate. It's all over again. How did you do that? Yipped.