100% Eat - A Holiday Celebration with Graysie %% PF Chang's Holiday Menu 2025

Episode Date: November 25, 2025

Happy Holidays from Our Heroes and also Graysie who does NOT want to do the fact sheet. She wants to play and she will do everything she can to prevent this episode from occurring with normalcy. We all had a big meal at PF Chang's and only about a dozen fortune cookies got stolen. It's a new record. Grab a hoodie and a shirt because so cold out brrr https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals and a free breakfast for life at HelloFresh.com/PERCENT10FM Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michael, you ready? Yeah. Yeah! Here we go! Don't eat it. Oh! Hold on it. No, he starts at that.

He starts him going, oh, that's the start of it. Welcome to 100% Eat, P.F. Chang's edition. The show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You definitely need some Changs. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-ist, Jordan Sweers. And our fifth member of our Fave family of five, Gracie. Yay! We're here.

I ate a Zot out of solidarity for Gracie Yeah, Zoddarity It's still in my mouth So, it's good I gotta be nonverbal for a second Gracie, did you spit yours out? Yeah, but I put new one in There was a lot of discourse over here

Between the two of us Do you think if we She pulled one out and it was like Extra coated in like the sour stuff And she was like Is this safe to eat? Should I not eat that? It was just coated in non-sour stuff?

You want to talk right into that microphone? Remember Remember when he was like, what if we just shoot this on Thursday and do a quick turnaround? And Nick was like, no. Nick, who is always affable and fine with that stuff, immediately.

Well, he didn't say no. We're going to try to accept a no into our brains. Yeah, Nick said the words, it would be tough. And I was like, we should not do this. We should cut Nick. Because you were like, this will be fine with Nick, right, Nick? There should be zero.

And we'll just do an episode with no edits. Nick thinks maybe not. That is what. He said, and I said, go ahead, read her the transcript because I know what I replied. Yeah. Yeah.

This is off of our FAM of 5. Yeah. We didn't need to evolve. This is the boys' clubs. Yeah, we didn't need to talk about manly stuff. Nick says, I can record Thursday,

but it makes the edit super tight. And Eric said, let's make it so Nick doesn't even need to do a little tiny edit the whole time because it's such a good episode. Michael says, oh well yeah okay with Gracie on

and Eric said yeah she'll be so good and nice and not playing with toy and then I came in and said because we're doing two episodes next week I said that plus doing two episodes next week might be too much for Nick let's save him yeah so we're doing this on a Tuesday

so we're doing it regular styles Tuesday night she's already got toys and Zots yeah yeah Eric gave me that I know That's what he was trying to for real quick. That's not me. Jesus Christ. That's on Jordan.

It's all your fault. Toss me as not, though. It's all your fault. Toss him is on. The only thing's got to pay the monkey. Dude, I got my mac and cheese here. I'll talk about this on the Michael Jordan. Oh.

We were going to go to the mac and cheese fast, and they fucked up the days. They said it was on a Wednesday, but the date they announced was on a Sunday. And then it turned out to be on a Sunday. Did they write? Wednesday, November 19th? They wrote November 19th. They did, I don't think, I don't know that they,

it might have just put November 19th. Yeah, and so we looked at it up and I was like, that's Wednesday. A Wednesday, what a weird day to have a mac and cheese dress. Whatever, it works for us. And then a week before. We were just like checking it.

Yep. And it was the 16th. And we're like, what the fuck? Sunday the 16th. And it's like, damn. They just put the wrong date in. Yeah. And it was too late.

Eric had shit he couldn't get out of it. So we didn't go and film it. I still went. And I'll talk about it on the Michael Dros. As you could see. I got the shirt, I got the hat, I got tons of mac and cheese. It was sick. You were sending pictures and Gracie was excited and she was mad that she didn't go.

Not as mad as I was about Coco's. I mean, she was pretty mad about Coco's. Gracie's best is over. Cocos is empty day of the week. Like pie in the sky. It was what? Wednesday at noon? Yeah, there was no way.

Do you think you could have made it? Would you say she was derogative? On a Wednesday night? On a Wednesday night? On a Wednesday night? I didn't say Wednesday. On a Wednesday day? Like Wednesday at 1.5 p.m.

No, she's looking at Jordan. If it was after 5 a.m. It wasn't happening after 5 p.m. Gracie, I'm sorry to report. What time of day? It was like one. When did I text you? Why did you say Wednesday at noon?

No one said night. You said night. You said night and then kept saying night and we kept saying not night. And then you said after 5 p.m. Nobody said night. Is that what happened? Yes.

Oh. Yeah, this is what happened. We did go during the day and not at night. Yeah. Okay. Well, no. then I couldn't have gone midday. Right, but you should have known that the day

we texted you midday. It was the middle of the day when we texted you. Be more considerate of pretzel times. I gotta be honest, though. You don't know that's an activity I would want. See, I hear that, but every time you mention pretzels, you pass on them. It's true.

When? Literally the last thing we just talked about, you were like, did you get a pretzel? And you were like, no. When I was at the concert? And you didn't get one at Billy Eilish where they have a co-os. You were at the Moody Center for Billy Island. Right.

Where Coco's. That is the one time. That was the only. place you could get Cocoa's pretzels. I don't know where Coco's is in there. It's across from like Shack's thing or whatever. I don't know where that is. There's like, there's like four fucking food booths. The east entrance. Well, calm down.

Don't yell at it. She's just the girl. She is. It's true. She's just a girl with a couple of fortunes. Yeah, oh my God. Yeah, you should start cracking into those as your fidget toys. So this is the holiday episode, by the way. We are reviewing P.F. Chang's 2025 holiday menu. I was talking to Nick.

We changed out again, and Gracie got today. Gracie got. Big time. Yeah. Gracie got green beans. We all get. Yeah. Gracie incepted food ideas.

The ride-along has me driving in my own. Not with anyone. Gracie was practicing her telepathy. Yeah. To Michael, it was very good. And it worked. We got come back again. We also got so many fortune cookies.

I have like 12. I know, and I want you to have one more, Gracie. Let this be the first one that you open on the show. We opened on the show. They sat us in a booth. So they didn't sit us in our regular booth. Yeah, this is like... Probably going to be a shitty fortune.

Probably. This was like a moment. Remember he was just yelling at you? I do. And you had my back. Yeah, dude. We were walking. This guy?

No problem. That's awesome. That's okay. That's okay. That's okay. That's okay. That's okay. And me too.

Yeah, that was smooth. That was smooth. That was smooth. Read this shitty fortune. I think you have. had this. Oh. Another door is waiting to be open.

I did get that one in the restaurant, yeah. Of course there gives me a fucked up one. I don't need any more fucking doors. Yeah, close the doors. There's a draft. Fucking shut. Close them. Yeah.

Start closing. I'll shut them, dude. They did not cheat us at our regular Sopranos booth. They sat us all the way across the restaurant. At a different soprano's booth. Which was okay. But this one was the better Sopranos booth because when Gracie showed up, took her seat,

looked over her shoulder and saw the the basket where they keep the fortune cookies. And I recorded, I think, three or four videos where Gracie was taking the fortune cookies. So. Yeah, and then I asked you to film at the end because we were leaving. And I'm looking at the fortune cookies.

She's not going to do it. It's fine. Remember, we'll film this. No, you didn't. You didn't hear it. Thursday, not even a little edit. Not even a tiny one. No edits.

She's not going to have any toys. She's not going to have any toys. She busted this out and said, I'm going back. Gave it to me. I'm going back to basics. I wanted to, it's Tuesday, plenty of time.

I wanted to have Eric film me heisting a bunch of the fortune cookies and I'm looking at them. I was like, film this, film this. And Gracie goes, what are you doing? I'm scared. She thought a prank was about to happen to her.

But a prank is, I'll attack you. Film this. I'm going to kill her. It could happen. What he did instead was grab you a dozen fortune cookies into all your teeth. to go.

Also, as soon as they went over there, because the Vorgia cookie's there, it's also where the computer is that they get the bill from. The guy came over and I was just like, hey, hanging out, being normal. Because I was like standing on the booth with my feet, like on my knees. And I was like, I'm just hanging out.

We're being normal. Just normal style. You deserved it. He didn't wish me a happy after. We'll probably fucking didn't, dude. We'll throw this video on Patreon, uh, probably. Don't expect much because it's so fucking dark.

You cannot see much. Michael is a silo. He looks like a haunted man. Well, that's just a silhouette. What's funny about this is that... I'm a shadow of my fore and self. They sit us there in the corner, which is so far away from the lights.

Like, if you look directly up... Cut away from me. It's the only corner of the restaurant that has no lights above it. Yep. There's like a little, like, a single light bulb that is off for some reason. I'd assume it's just...

It's dead. The bulb's dead or the fixture doesn't work. I unscrewed it when we got there. Well, we were there before you. But then the guy... Our server comes by and he goes, Oh, let me turn the... this light on. And he's like trying to figure it out

like around that computer station and he goes, I got to go in the back to do it. He goes, oh no, no, he goes to grab little lights. Yeah, he goes, it doesn't work. I'm going to grab some lights from the back. Okay. What kind of lights do you think? I assume it was like a lamp. Like probably like little tea lights or like a lamp thing or whatever. But he was like, those are out of battery.

Yeah, they're all day. And then he's like, don't worry. They're going to raise the, uh, the light level in the restaurant. And they did. They did for a little for about half of our meal. And then they went and then people started saying it happened birthday again. And it's crazy's half birthday. I don't want to even acknowledge it. We're about a month away from Grace's half birthday.

I feel like I acknowledged it very well. Well, aside from our table. Michael made asks to the restaurant. Yeah, but then he brought it me out. What do you do to celebrate somebody's half birthday? Like, it's halfway to their birthday. It's not their birthday. It's halfway.

And the guy went, ha-ha. The guy said, oh, when's your birthday? And Gracie pulled out her phone to check. But like this. Like this. She went. May 18th and I just went

Do you not know when your birthday is? Oh, I see. Right. She had to go. She wanted to say today her half birthday. And then she went, well, her half birthday is about a month from now.

Yep. Uh-huh. She went. Well, yeah, but I had to know what day it was in case he knew somehow. In case he knew what day it was today. Somehow. And Michael went, yeah,

like if there was some savant at this restaurant that knew what day it was. He's standing there the whole time. He was just blown from. rice into a thing. You can't always expect everyone to know the date right on the spot

like as I did not. Right, but if you don't, then you could have made it up and he wouldn't have known. The server also checks his phone to be like he probably knew. He could have said, no, today's the 18,

so it's not your half of it. Right, which is why I had. I feel like no matter what you said, he wouldn't have gone, no. Did you imagine if the server is the 18? That's a lie.

I already know. They drill us before each shift. What's the day? What's the day? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What did I do for half birthdays?

Nothing! Nothing! We decided that it's singing happy birthday, but every other word. Yeah, right. With a half clap. Yeah. Happy. Well, that was two.

Happy. Two. Happy. Two. She did say two the first time. I mean, reversed that. You did. Pretty good.

Gracie got started getting jealous because other people were getting birthday songs. She said, she was the second one and then she was like, this is getting out of line. So then they asked him when it came by. How do I get in on this? I said, do you have a procedure to sing happy birthday for someone's half birthday? And then he kind of allowed to go ahead and went,

who's half birthday? Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh. It was pretty good. Also, I don't know if you guys looked at them while they did the birthday song or way. They bring out like a bottle of champagne or like wine or whatever. It has like the sparkler coming out of it.

And they cover it all over you and then you have a t-shirt contact. Here it is. And then so. it's the person holding it and then probably like three other people that work there they're clapping they're clapping they're clapping they're clapping and it ends and then the person is setting down the bottle the other three people can't scatter fucking fast enough they are well they have to get back in the kitchen and they're gone good to the next

birthday song I got to get in position for the next one who's birthday is it is your birthday is your birthday maybe half birthday's in the house hey let's go I think Desperate. I think Gracie's favorite part was the group sitting next to us

that kept standing up to take pictures but take pictures like this one in specific got me what the how did you

not see it they weren't in my like peripheral they were like it was like older guys like solo shots like bady yes

I definitely saw that guy the ball Snapchat the bald Ben Kingsley looking guy a couple of bald

yep it was this Matt Brack it was serving it was serving ball Serving

Exactly not It was pretty good Mewing Yeah he was big time I can't believe you guys didn't see that It was pretty good bald Is he bald? No, bald

Can I go beat? Absolutely You may Are you thinking of Jeremy Who's that? We mentioned Matt Bragg Who's Matt Bragg? What is that?

Is he bald? Is he bald? Is he bald? Is he called? No. No. Well who are you talking about that? But also you wouldn't

Anyway, you think about Jeremy. Who is that? How often we will bring someone up from wrist your teeth that, like, Gracie doesn't know? But we're not talking to Gracie. But she always asks, are they bald? Yeah. She loves asking that.

She loves asking that. One bald guy. She also, though, it'll be a conversation like, yes, it's a general group conversation, but clearly we're talking about specifics and don't ask. We don't talk to Gracie, like, we're having a conversation and you don't understand what's going on. It's like, me talking to Eric. I'm like, well, man, da-da-da.

I don't know who that is. Like, okay, well. Fill me in. That's fine. But it's not really important about the conversation. No. You're thinking of Jerry. Who is that?

God damn it. God damn it. This is nothing to do what we're talking about. And then it's just naming bald people. Are you thinking of this guy? No. Definitely not. I don't think so.

It was between that. It was like a fox guy. I think that was bald. I played a fox game. It was a ball fox. Between that and the install back. I like that. She was swimming.

What? You didn't know? She just walked by like this, arms and like thumbs up, and then went, what? She was marching. Bald, bald, my eyes, my eyes. Bald, bald, bitch. No, you should know what that's from. I do know.

Thank you. He was playing along. I was playing along, but also referencing the time when you kept saying bitch. Yeah. I think it was after the fat bitch you review. I kept saying fat bitch, but like in a different video. And I was like, and I was like, people aren't gonna know

we just came from that episode and just things Gracie's calling people a pet bitch. No, I'm not. Between all of the bald stuff and then the Inception conversation, it was, oh my God. Wait, what did you say?

The Inception conversation. Incepting the, Gracie's like, I've seen Inception. We're talking about inception, and she chimes in, mentions it and it give going, what was in the safe? Was it the spinning thing?

No. The top was the top in the safe? That was his thing, though, right? That was his thing? No. Well, that was his total. and that was his totem. No, we're not talking

one. He didn't have one. He was the Marvey. And we're at Killian Murphy. She goes, well, I haven't seen it. I have seen it. It's not. I know, I said in forever. I said in forever. He's a year? He's the mark. He's the mark. Okay, you should know what's going on. Killian Murphy's the mark. There's just so many movies to be seen in the year.

To be that far off. The, I haven't seen it in a year. It's crazy. That's not that long ago. Yes, I know he's the architect. Wait. Correct. Elliot Page is the architect I don't know what's going on. Stop hitting me.

I'm on your side. Jordan's going nonverbal. Stop hitting me. I gave it to you as a peace offering. I had a drink half of the next drink. Dude, I'm surprised that Jordan is verbal at all. Jordan had like three fucking drinks. Yay.

Okay. That was so patronizing. Grace, he was living vicariously through me. Play with your little slappy thing. Grace is a two just pound and died. Got to work tomorrow. She's drying out. It's fine. Jordan drank Nick's drink because Nick had

Was he gonna finger gun? What happened? The drinks that we got came in a little shakers. Yeah. And so they pour half. Great. And then you have the other half chilling. There's still some in there. And then we started talking about drawing blood. And I think that if Nick drank the other half of his drink on top of that, it would have been finger guns all the way across the BFJ.

I think I know what Gracie's totem is. Yeah. It could be fucking anything. Originally we said it was Mingus. Just Spinney Mingus Okay She's got so many

No There's nothing But yeah Like I ordered You guys got There was another drink There was like an apple Cinnamon bourbon drink

Oh so good It was really good You had to get one of those too I had a sip And I was like I'm gonna get this for my next drink And Nick was in the bathroom And while he's in there

Our server comes back and asked if I would like another drink. I go, I'd like to get the Apple one. Because I'm done with mine, my two and a half drinks that came with the Cosmo I got. And he's like, okay, I'll put that in. And the Nick comes back and he's like, here, you can finish this. He just gives me the shaker with all the reserves.

And it was like, you drink this. And I go, I just, it's a full fucking drink. It's a full glass. Yeah. So I drink that and the other apple drink. The drinks were a fucking highlight of this. Yeah, they were really good. They're always good.

The drinks are really good. They always do a good job of making them holiday. But not like super like. They're not trying to do like eggnog. Guys, I made my totem. Whatever. As Jordan is explaining the drinks, if you're listening to this old late,

Gracie has gotten a bunch of these like squirmy worms. She's bundled them all together and then held them up as if to say ta-da. Yeah. And then dropped it. And? I did it. She went. She went.

Guys, get a load of this. The drinks were really good. P.F. Chang came through another holiday menu. I do think their cocktails are always great. I think that might be a killer Chang's. Yeah. Did we get cocktails last year? What was it?

I don't remember. It wasn't the ornament ones, was it? Or is that the year before? No, that was the year before. Yeah. There were drinks. It was a cranberry drink, I think. No, because I thought that was what came in the ornament.

No, because there was a frosted cranberry thing. I'm staying out of this. I don't know. I think there's like a frost. No, okay, it was frosted cranberry. I fear. Jordan, Jordan. Huh?

Jordan, do you know that? And now. No, that's the different show. Huh? This is, this is, uh, this is an ad for Hello Fresh. Oh. That's why I'm in your house. Your host.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Michael and Jordan. Yeah. Of the, and Nick. What? And not you. Well, come on. You don't get Hello Fresh.

What? Come on. You buried the lead. Oh, man. You buried the lead. You took too long. Oh, but I know that Hello Fresh sends you delicious delicious meals take two watch this thing's going to edit this part no he's not

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Yeah. Yeah. You're just sort of a vagrant, a vagabond. I prefer drifter. Okay. I don't know why you'd prefer that. Yeah, you don't go anywhere. Yeah.

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if we each took like a third of our piece and gave it to you. It would create another three, three, And then we voted against it. Yeah. We gave it to Gracie. We're not math experts. We just weren't sure how it was going to work.

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Okay. Well, if you're waving your fingers around. You're waving your little sausage fingers in the area and they're going to get bit. There might be a line to bite them. Nick keeps shoving me out of the way saying, let me out of. Hey, instead of beating my fingers, just eat Hello Fresh. Thanks, Hello Fresh. Anyway, hey, Michael,

do you want to learn about the food? Are we getting to that already? We've only been 18 minutes ago. Oh my God. Jesus. Listen, L1 whistle is wet. What? No one's. No one's whistle. Gracie wants to wear a whistle. Do you think we're going to listen back to this episode?

And it's just going to be a screaming for 18 minutes. No, I think it's going to be Nick screaming for 65 minutes. That's going to upload that. That's fine. It's just him. It's him at his desk editing this episode. Just think. No edits.

It could have been Friday morning. Could have been. Should have been. Should have been. Should be should be Don't touch it till Friday Just let it sit Let it right you gotta let the meet rest

Until Friday Oh let the meet rest We wanted to stay Oh yeah Oh yeah Gracie was like I added it at home Hold on they're talking I'll take

Not into the microphone The SD card Finish a conversation Then you're done Wrap it up man We're talking Can y'all not interrupt I wasn't

I'm playing with the bubbles. Gracie knew more about this menu than anyone. Yes, it was great. We ordered a black pepper steak. And just like apparently had the menu open in another tab. She was right. The state were bites. They were bites. She knew.

But so there was a black pepper steak. It was not a drink. And I asked because I don't know who thought that. Like that's crazy. Dummy. Moron. Short. Damn.

Damn, dude. Get hung down. If you like some of this, watch the ride along. Throw short into the beginning of that? Yeah, we literally got in the car. We started filming and it goes, short! He goes air-stakes-short. You, like, took off before us.

Yes. Because we were in separate cars. We were all in Gracie's car. Yeah, I was having fun, too. Having a great time. You can see my-r-off. We were having real fun. Lats and jokes.

Jokes. We got to off the freeway at the light to kind of- After Gracie saw that crazy van. We almost died. We were behind. what we assumed was your car. It was, yes. And we were trying to figure out

it was like, is that Eric? I was rolling down my window and yelling. And Nick was also screaming. Eric! I heard him. And I said, yeah, I said, what are you doing? We couldn't hear. His sound went forward.

Before that, Nick says something like, can you see his head over the seat? If not, it's him. Yeah. Yeah, and then Gracie finally goes, I see his gray. It's him. I see his gray.

And then we're like, once it turns green, lay on the horn. That's exactly what happened. Because there was a car in front of you. That was the first car at the light. I'm very proud of it. And then he was going to wait to honging and then he just took off down the road and got away. We caught up to you every time.

You did. Way to go. Yeah, we got to a stop sign. I got honked at you. I wanted to honk at you in the garage, but your neighbors. I asked her not to because you were nice enough to pull into the garage to Lennas Park and you're going to get blasted by the walls. And she just goes, I really wanted you to follow you into the driveway. Yeah, hanging half out, honks at you, it was like, can I just park here?

Yeah, can I leave it here? Probably not. Probably not halfway in the stream. Here's why I say that was because I was halfway into your driveway and then halfway blocked by one of y'all's cars. So, like, nobody else was going to be trying to get in. No, you were still partially in the street. You were in the street. For sure, yeah.

For sure. And then that's why I made so funny. You just pulled in. You finagled your way into the drive. Into the garage. We were like he's getting away. Yeah. I was going to close the garage. I would have laid on the horn then.

Yeah, so anyway, check out the ride-along. It's a good one. Two good ride-alongs in one. Also, check out my little family of apes. That's pretty cool. You couldn't hit all three of those at once, could you? I think you know I can. A Triforce?

Whoa, which one's courage? Which one's wisdom? It's all courage. I don't think any of them are wisdom. Oh, my God. What's it taste like? Heaven. Are you swimming?

It tastes like the sacred realm. Dream. Yeah. It's going to be hard. It's going to be hard. when your vision's vibrating. It's not in the sacred realm anymore. It's all dark. Uh-oh. Oh no, the Twilight Realm. Oh, no.

Gannon's taken over. Rauru. Is that you? I've been stuck in Slimbo for seven years. These are good jokes, Gracie. They're not. They're not. They're references. They're not following. Yeah. They're not good or jokes. They're low-hanging. They're low-hanging fruit. All right. Now on a Grace's favorite part. Gracie, your favorite part.

Our last P.F. Chang's episode was on November 26, 2024. We ate P.F. Chang's Feast, they received an average rating of 74. I was there. I remember the Golden Feast, I remember. Look at this. She's got a lot. What do you remember from Golden Feast?

I remember being slightly disappointed by it. Me too. Well, yes. Yeah, because that was our third year in a row going. And then we were kind of counting on it. And they, it was the thing where they lit everything on fire. So everything tasted like light or fluid. Eric was Snapchat.

I was taking pictures and the guy who worked there was making fun of me. It was appropriate. Snapchat. Yeah, it's like, what the fuck, dude? Come on. And Eric was like, no, it's for my Patreon and Instagram page. And then, of course. When we were like, when the guy was like shaking the drinks and stuff for me, Nick,

we started filming and we were like, yeah, bust it out for Snapchat. I took a picture of after they were, after the drinks were there. And Jordan's like, yeah, filming this. Yeah, yeah, get it for Snapchat. Fuck you. Stand by. I think we had fun. I had a lot of fun.

All right. That's all that matters. This is a Gracie fact. Whoa. That's all that matters. Last year, Gracie's fortune cookie told her she was going to become a doctor. Did that come true? Does she save lives?

Kind of. Must we clap for her and other frontline workers? Only half. She didn't answer the question. No, this can be full. Oh, okay. Sorry. Yeah, so how do you feel about your fortune from last year

or I told you were you going to become a doctor? I mean, did I not deliver? I didn't know. Not really. She kind of sort of works with hospitals. I am a doctor. Kind of the same thing if you think about it In a roundabout way

I save lives That's always what you want your doctor To see Yeah, I am a doctor in a roundabout way So you should be fine Anyway, we're pretty wondering out Like a whitest kids you know sketch I'm a doctor kind of

I'm somewhat of a doctor myself Yeah And that's why I tell everyone Oh God You've come a long way since that fortune Yeah and now you have 12 more or whatever Oh, yeah, let's crack into another one. You crack another one, I'll crack into this fact so we can get this shit over with.

Come on. Just a few weeks ago, P.F. Chang's hired Jim Mazaney as its next CEO. Mazani is the second CEO to take the reins at P.F. Chang's this year after Brad Hill took over in April and was ousted shortly after. Wow, what's going on? This is the fourth P.F. Chang CEO since 2023, so you know this place is getting run right. When they changed their mind on this guy, maybe Gracie can be CEO next. Oh, and that's what her fortune is about to say. What's your fortune say? are in your future.

Whoa! You'll be friends when you're the CEO. Yeah. The Pia of Chang's friends. My understanding is that when you're the CEO, everyone that works for you is like family. Hey, Dr. CEO. That's right.

Dr. CEO Gracie. Wow. They keep turning over this fucking CEO position. That's crazy. When I get there, though. No. Now when you get there, this just happened. Yeah.

When Gracie gets there, watch out. She's testing all the food. All the time. She walks in and people like, fuck, fuck, get her everything. She'll sit there and she'll look at you and you'll have to know she'll Inceptive food right into your mind that you got to open the safe. Yep, yeah, that's true. Who's Jeremy?

Didn't you say the turnover on the CEO? Not affecting their holiday menu? No, not affecting it at all, dude. If anything. Except last year. Right. That's, he fucked it up last year. Yes.

Yep. Are they dogs? That was all Brad Hill. Yeah, fuck him. Oh, no, wait. I guess it wasn't Brad Hill because that was this year. Brad Hill was probably that guy.

He was from April to now. Brad Hill was there for 12 years as C-O-O-C-M-O and something else. And then finally CEO, man. CEO for like four months. Oh, and then he got out. And then Rob, Bob, he probably didn't get out. Yeah, he got out. He got transferred to Buffalo.

Yeah, absolutely. So, yeah, this new guy taken over and let's learn more about him. the new strategy from Jim Mazaney who used to run TGI Fridays is to appeal to a younger demographic and create a more immersive dining experience you know what would be immersive get that fan's dad to do TGIF stuff

in the bathroom here so people know it's party time oh he's no longer with us monkey time to shine hit a line TGIF pro the F stands for whatever the F stands for in PF Changes there's a fan who told us about

But, oh, yeah, our dad would take us to that TGI Fridays that you guys would always make fun of or like whatever the podcast. And yeah, he would do drugs in the bathroom. And we're like, oh, okay, awesome. How does that still happen? And she went, oh, no, he's like, he's like dead. And it was like, okay, cool. He's like dead.

Then she came to a live show. Yep. We told the story on the live show. And she was like screaming. She's like, it's me. And she's like, this is my sister. He was her dad, too. It's so awesome.

Did she say he died? I thought so. Okay, see, I don't remember. It's heavy on the he thinks so. I thought so. I don't remember that part. I can't throw that around. I don't remember that part.

You can't just say your dad's dead. I think he's still like. Yeah. Hey, it's a sacred thing. Rest in peace. Whenever you get there. If it's early. Rest in peace now or eventually.

If you're still alive, which wasn't meant to be a threat. Rest in peace after our long days work. Yeah, that's right. But if your dad is still alive. See, if he wants to be the CEO. Does he want to meet at PIPPEN?

Party time all the time. Let's go. Oh, it's the seasonal menu, all right? Let it snow. Season's greetings. I'll bring the cratum. Chop it up. Chop it up.

You got some at the office? You got to find the right dose. I got some, dude. I always carry with me now. I'm always crating. I'm at some level of cratim. Is that what it's called? Crating, cratering.

Whoa, one more fact. Oh, wow. This is good. Gracie, see something. Crazy. One more fact. This is looking good for me. In September, P.F. Chang's was ordered to pay $80,000 to settle an EEOC charge, alleging that an Alabama restaurant refused to hire an applicant who requested Sundays off because of his religious beliefs.

We stand proudly with you, quote, I want Sunday's off guy. We had 100% eat would never work on a Sunday no matter what. That is our promise to you, the listener. Mark my words. I am Michael. And I am saying that if anyone did not want to work on Sunday, specifically this previous Sunday, they are absolved, that actually kind of a hero on their king shit for real, for real. Eric, that's pretty, that's pretty, I was Eric. Thank you, Michael.

But Eric, the reason why you didn't, you weren't able to work? It's because you were working. Yeah, yeah, but we were doing somewhere else. But I was working for this. He kept saying this matters more. Yeah, that's fine. I got all my mac and cheese swag, bitch. I'm so, I'm upset. I'm upset that you prioritize something over the show. your other family. Dias priority. Yeah, and you knew a month out. That's what I, yeah, uh-huh.

I knew a month out. Oh, my, Gracie said something fun. She was insulting her. Yeah. Between Nick and I. It was good, though. Short bitch. Thank you.

It was so good. It's between Nick and I. And the world. I'll listen back. Yeah, you'll have to go listen back. I'll hear it. I will be in the joke. And then I'll hear this part

and be like, that guy doesn't know. You'll be like, he doesn't know yet. I'm going to watch. Jordan of the future, let me know what you thought on my joke. Pretty funny? Whoa. Did you just say, did you incept?

Or did you days of future past, I'll go back in time and inhabit your own body? Another Jordan walks in. No, it's in your body. And he only sends the mind back. He puts a gun to the back of my head and blows my brains out. And then we have two joining. Finally. And then there's a Jordan that sits here, two Jordans.

Yeah. October 23rd. May 10th. I'll never forget. And July. 24th. That's right, July 27th, 26th, 25th, 30th, 30th, 30th, 309, 30th, 29th, 29th, 209, 209. I don't know, I don't care. May 18th. That's true. It's true. Yes. She even said that to the waiter. I went, oh, I see what you're doing. You're lying.

Yeah, why would you do that? Well, you made it kind of obvious. My birthday is, you weren't exactly smooth. He wasn't looking at me. May 18th. He was facing away from me boxing up my food. I could have gotten away with it. Couldn't have gotten away with the lie. The lie being, it's my half birthday. There's nothing to even get away.

My name is Mr. Burr. Wait, wait, wait. We could have gotten a song. What, you think we could have gotten a song? We could have gotten something. Here's how we could have got something. Hey, it's her birthday and just said nothing. Yes.

Yeah, they weren't going to charge you. Because it was funnier to say. Yeah, I fucked it up. Yeah, I fucked it. Yeah, Michael, I can't believe on purpose. I can't believe I stole her not almost half birthday. I can't believe her thunder. And my lightning.

Right. And her inception. Where was the thunder? Yeah. Waiting on the thunder. It spins. That's it. You spin Mingis and if Mingus continues to spin forever, you're in a dream.

She'll get in. And she was like, do I want that? I don't, maybe I do you? No, I decided later on her collar swinging. Oh, that's right. Her collar swings now. Pretty good one. Yeah.

How's Mingus doing? Mingus update. We got a Mingus update? Show Mingus? I get like daily Mingus updates Damn, dude I've taught her

Some people are fucking lucky Yeah I taught her to get I'm looking at my phone I never getting me Have you looked at the discord Nothing but megues I taught her to get on the couch

Someone's got a Mingus It's the only reason It's the only reason I started The Snapchat I was a lot of people She stands on the back of the couch And watches everyone All right that's strange

Dude she's showing Mingus Yeah She's perfect Yeah How dare you Nick That's a judgey Mingus That's what else do I have Oh, here she's a clean looking,

yeah. That's your dad in Mingus? Well, my dad's in the background. Right, no, I understand. He's inconsequential. Pay no attention. Sleep in Mingus. Sleepy Mingus.

Sleep in Mingis is still Mingus. There she is again, sleepy Mingus. Yeah. You don't pass it up. There she is again. Let's sleepy Mingus live. There is a comment in the discord. Oh, look.

I got an ad the other day. What is that? That's not, what the heck? I got an ad put it. But it's like small cinnamon. That looks like the, uh-oh on Amazon Bronin. Oh, yeah. It does look like that.

I got to reorder something that they don't sell anymore. Here's Mingus looking in the mirror. There was a picture that you shared. Minger, Mingus mirror match. What photo? Two Mingus in the same time. There's a picture you shared on the Discord of Mingus. This one?

Where she's, yep, she's at the restaurant. Oh, yeah. Happy Mingis. And she's so happy. And somebody commenting out. Somebody commented and said, It's live. I don't know how you're going to explain this.

You're showing it off. That's right. This picture of Mingis looks like what would happen if Gracie wished she could be a dog. Yeah. It's true. And I sent that to you and you were like, that's so beautiful. I'm going to cry.

Yeah. Like you were so moved by that. And then she's like, where's my fucking pretzel? I'll kill you. Yeah. I have pretzel at this restaurant. You guys went at night after 5 p.m.

I had pretzels at that restaurant with Mingus. Okay. Gracie was also very mad where we went to Coco's. Can I have pretzels with mingus? Yes, I do want to go back. Literally just eat that pretzel again. I'll also eat the sausage. We'll go the week after next week.

Okay. I would do crispy cream. Finally. Okay. Why do you look mad? I didn't know the photo is happening. But then I got another one where I knew it was happening. Oh, she's that.

You can show that one. It's so bright. Sorry. You can show that one. Don't show the other one. Oh, that's better. You look mad as hell in the other one. What else have I been up to?

I don't know. Gracie loves to. Watch, what have I been up to? She's not going to be on the Michael Jordan podcast, unfortunately. No, no, no. So this is where Gracie Phil's is in and what she's been up to. It's already 8.30. Yeah.

Yeah. It's, there's a lot. There's just a lot happening. P.F. Chang's was the thing that we were. I got through the facts, by the way. We're done with that. You did it. We're done with the whole sheet now.

No. No. We've got the review. But there's you review. You review is the best part. Can we just skip to the you review? Can we not do anything? Hold on, let me, let me skim this and say if there's anything good here.

There's nothing, I promise. Oh, she promises. Not even the buttercake? We can talk about it in our own words. Why didn't we get two? We don't need to read, what? We should have gotten two. Nick and I were kind of conspiring about maybe taking one to go.

That was, we should have, we could have one right here. The butter cake was fucking. Delish. God damn good. The ice cream needed a little second, though, to fell on. It was a little too hard. It didn't seem like it needed that long to Jordan. Jordan took it over to his side of the table

and I'm trying it. I'm trying it. I'm trying it. I'm trying it. And then he handed it off to Nick before he ate it all. Yeah. Nick could have a bite. I'm sorry. I did burkees for the bite. Long life noodles and prawns. Walk tossed noodles with with chili butter and prawns. Hey, stop. Nothing the right home about. Hey, noodles. Fucking good. The shrimp there? Pretty good. That's good. We saw it. Misa lobster dumplings on the menu. distracted. I don't want to do it.

Sender, lobster, and shrimp mixed with scalyons and carrots, plus your choice of miso butter or chili butter. Did we get a choice? We did not get a choice. I think we got the miso butter. I think so. And it was fucking, the miso butter butter. Pretty incredible. Pretty good. Yeah. Chili butter would have been interesting. I think I would have it would have been spicy. It would have been nice to try. These guys, the butternet squash dumplings. Mm-hmm. Squashers. Velvety. I didn't have a squash one. Oh, you missed out. Rich miso butter sauce. It was rich. It was rich. I'm not really either, but it's, it's It was different like that.

It was past, again, the point of like a vegetable. Yeah, it's like, I'm not a squash person. It's like, yeah, but this is like a, you know, like those deep fried green beans. Oh, they were so good. The Gracie sat down and was like, we have to get the green beans. I looked at them during my meetings and I already knew I was. Okay. We got him.

We got them. They were first up and then Jordan's like, oh, can I like, can I get closer to me so I can like try it? And Gracie went, yeah. And then like moved it closer to her? I was very pleased. with the portion size. That was a lot of those We did full-on family style.

Yeah. No one got our own order. And we left it up to Michael. Yeah. Michael was like, these ribs sound pretty good and I was like, oh, I don't want to read this menu.

I was like, Michael, what have you just picked everything for us? Michael picked it all out of the park. Incredible. Gracie helped too. She was, I was doing teleconesis.

She told me about the Krisby Green beans, but then in sense that the compound chicken. Teleconesis is moving things. Yeah. No, you're right. telepathies. I was moving his mind.

But it's not. Sure. she moved your mind telepathy that's what I was doing yeah yeah you got it right your thoughts moved me but not physically as Michael was ordering

but in your head your brain was was thinking gears were turning yeah yeah yeah I was moving I was thinking you were spinning the safe was opening you weren't bouncing my brain around in my school loved you the dad

you saw a year ago we're talking about exception again Michael was ordering And he's like, oh, can we get this? How about that? We'll get one of these. It's getting order to the Kung Pow chicken.

And then Gracie just commented in the bagger. Yes. I wanted that. I missed that. She was like celebrating. And we all just on our side of table went, you should have just said that you wanted it. You would have just gotten it. But I, the thing is, I would have been happy with whatever we got.

Uh-huh. But that one was just like particularly hit the spot. I'm glad we got it. I was trying to even out the beef pork chicken ratio. You did a great job. Chicken ratio. You got beef, pork, chicken. He doesn't need this anymore.

Crabb, lobster. No. Also on the menu, the black pepper fillet, which was pretty good. Slice beet filet. And she knew. They were bites. Oh, that was the thing earlier. I asked him, the only thing I asked, I said the steak, and he said nothing.

He's like, got it. Because everything goes to seafood and you didn't want it. So you were like, this steak sounds good. Well, I was going to eat the steak and the squash, right? Because those were the four things in the other two were seafood. But I ordered the steak, and he was like, got it. Didn't ask the follow up. How do you want it cooked?

Yeah. And so it deserved. I said to him, I was like, is it cooked to order? And he was like, do you want more? Yeah. And I go, no, no, does it like come cook to order, like the temperature? And he goes, oh, yeah. I'm like, okay, medium radio.

He's just strange in an ass. Yep. And then he was like, okay. And then Gracie was like, they're bites. Yep. And boy, they were bites. They were good. They were big bites.

I told you guys. I studied the photos. You fucking told, dude. You were right. You were right. I was on it. Slice be, filet, chitonky mushrooms, onions, sheshito, peppers. black pepper sauce

togarashi spice yeah it was dude they're seasoned super well the butternut squash and the black pepper fillet two best things I agree

if you're gonna if you're already looking for a review but what about the next thing Jordan you gotta get dessert butter cake golden buttercake

miso caramel if you go with the Jordan get your bites in quick no kidding I too I tasted a little bit of the caramel and I looked at Michael

and went oh you're gonna fucking hate this it was my got your bite right right? It was good. It was actually good. It was sweet. You had it and you went oh, this is sweet like candy. I thought the butter king was like really rich and everything around

it was sweet. I will say though, it wasn't like hate sweet. It was, I actually really liked it, but I can't eat it. Most times it's too sweet and I hate it. This was like, wow, that's really good. I can't eat this. It's very, very sweet. But it was fucking good. And then Jordan did not want to let it go. Jordan was death-grated.

Look, look, first of all, again, I don't know why everything was furthest away from me. Look, I wanted to try it. So I had a little, I had to pick up the plate. What are you talking about? The rice was right in front of you. And then I didn't, I couldn't see it. It was obscured by my drink. But then I picked up the cake. I was like, oh, this is good. And then like had another bite. And then it turned into a photo shoot. Yeah. Oh, you got a great photo.

Yeah, I got pictures of Jordan eating this thing. And he was, he looked like a mom and enjoying her big night out. I was supposed to like the guy next to it. Oh, yes, you were. He was eating you up. Yeah, you were serving, big time. He was eating you up? Yeah. That guy ate you?

Yeah, dude, slide. Did you show him your ming? Yeah, show me gus. Let no crumbs. Left no crumbs at all. And the two drinks, the frosted cranberry Cosmo, which is what Nick and I got. A bright tart twist with kettle one vodka, triple sec, white cranberry juice, and lime. Kettle one's the fancy kind.

Yep. With a big old ice cube in the middle. Huge. A beautiful one. Giant and red. Yeah. Yeah. The cranberries were frozen.

into the ice skews. It was really neat. It was really pretty. And the apple spice and everything nice, a warming blend of makers mark bourbon, apple, cinnamon, lemon, and bitters. Dude, it was delicious.

That one's very hot. That was maybe my favorite thing of the whole meal. It was, it was like drinking Christmas without a bit. You were saying that like, it wasn't like that fake candle.

Usually you get like apple cinnamon. Yeah, I said it's like, I said, looking a smell. And then it's like drinking a fucking plug in. Yeah, it's like drinking a fucking plug in. And then you said, candle. A lot of times seasonal shit is like that because it's so

just like overwhelming. Overwhelming and they're just like trying to throw something together. They balanced it really well. It was very well balanced. It was awesome. Even Gracie tried. It was really good. I don't even really like bourbon. I really liked both and I really like to both. Yeah. I hate that's bourbon. Yes. Oh, I hate bourbon. I get like blackout on bourbon. I can't

do it. Well, that doesn't mean you hate it. Yeah. Oh, I mean, do you like it too much? You just haven't had someone come to your house the next day and put an IV. Give me an IV so I can just get so I can get back in the fucking game, baby. Go back to Chang's after this. Go nuts. I'll bring an IV bag tomorrow. Hell yeah. I'll run over to the hospital tonight.

Oh, cool. Oh, thank you. I'll hook you up. If it's not too out of your way. Oh, I can make the stop. Oh, cool. Thank you. I appreciate it. Finding a vein, that's another story. Yeah. Gracie can't. We can't freak Nick out anymore, please. A whole different ballgame. Next is going to pass out. Black Friday is here at IKEA and the clock is taking on savings that you won't want to miss. Join IKEA family for

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Quote. Oh, you'll find a vein all right. What? The main vein. What the, let it drain. Biggest. What? The vein in Spain

I don't know what's going on It comes mainly out Don't worry about it You're not missing anything Quote I would actually say it's good that you're missing Our new light the fire brand platform brings to life the very essence of P.F. Chang's

What? Said Sonika Patel Chief Marketing Officer at P.F. Chings At P. F. Chang's fire isn't just how we cook. Yes, it is. Our signature, our spectacle, our soul. Mine too.

Fire fuels the energy of our people and ignites the moments and connections. That's us. Made around the table, especially during the holidays. Is that what happened? What does that have to do with anything? I have. No idea. Do you think maybe the light, the fire menu was different?

Uh-huh. That's what it seems like. But she talks about the holidays. Do you think maybe that was last year's? Maybe. 100%. Fucking weird. We didn't get that.

That's our show. Never heard of it. Thanks, crazy. Well, Real helpful. We have our... Can I read the last one? Yeah, absolutely.

It's a long one. I want the last one. We have our review of what we need to hear from you in a segment. We call you review. Yeah, there's four. Hey. No. It's three.

Oh, he fucked it off. Yeah, don't worry about it. Go ahead. Oh, okay. What do you have to say? I'm on back. Oh. In a segment, we call You Review.

You review. Perfect. I hate it every time. Way to raise your ya, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who wants to take that first one? I'll do the first one. Okay.

So Grace, it can recover. She loved it. This is from Jerry West. Yeah. What's up? Oh, my gosh. Can you do it again? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I love that video, that ya-ya video, someone made it Gracie. Oh, the wall for Gracie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. Do you think Hot Ben had to do those lessons to get on Broadway? What do you think I learned it? I do.

I winked. Yep. He winked. I showed mink. The way you do it is just really funny. Thank you. I think it's the way your mouth is like, no, it's like this.

You have to. That's how you're going to sound out. It's how you project. Yeah. That's because it's got to come from your diaphragm. Yep. One more time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dude, not that crazy would be so tickled by this. Hey, you know what's great? We're doing 45 minutes of like, hey, this is pretty funny. making that noise a bunch and she's like, this is the best. Keep going. Dance monkey. Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh my God. I saved it. What? You fucking caught it. What? I saved the Tony Taco. Wait, now can you hear me that thing? You're not in the middle of anything, right?

Well, while we're on break. We're not hard on. We'll be back. We'll be back. There's not an intermission. I was a matter of talk show. Remember you did the U-review thing and that's this whole thing? I do.

I can't have one of them. Is it glued to anything? Yes. You glued it? No, it's double stuck. It's double stick tape and shit. What are you doing? Tapes.

Glue. Tap is glue, motherfucker. He's a strict. Donkey muscles. What is that? It's being strong like a donkey. Are you the donkey? I never fully embodied the donkey.

No, but I did have the donkey muscles. He was the snake. sorry snake. Yes, yeah. I'm the sorry snake, but yes. I embody donkey muscles. All right, so Jerry West says, what do you do? Jordan, what are you doing? We're on a break. Who's Mike?

Is it Sunday? What? It says Rip Mike. Mike Illich. Mike Illich. Who's that? The founder of Little Caesars. She doesn't listen. She doesn't know. Why the fuck would she listen? In the very first episode, we were reading facts

about Mike Illich and they're like, what's he up to now? Dead. He's dead. He found out he was dead in the middle of the episode. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, wow, he paid for Rosa Parks' apartment. Yep. What's he doing?

He fucking dies. He did what when Rosa Parks? He paid for Rosa Parks' like apartment in Detroit. Yeah. She moved to Detroit. Mm-hmm. He covered the room. One of what Little Seasers created?

The like 60s or something like that? Oh. Yeah. The similar to. Don't lie to me right now. You said the 60s, right? Yeah. May.

May. That's by which 60s. Yeah. The kind of 60s that Christian Bale is doing. What do you think Jerry did? What do you think? Jerry things. Yeah. Are you ready to find out? Is the breakover? And we're back.

We went to the downtown Austin restaurant, have been to P.F. Chang's for years. But recently, we ordered our dinner at the bar. It came out within three minutes and was awful. It was like it was microwaved. It was the worst I have had

left it there, then called to complain, got the run around, said they would send us gift card. It's been two months, never received anything. I won't ever go back. worst customer service what happened to that beautiful restaurant I love

I think the manager's name was Aaron Was it when it was beautiful You loved that? It was Aaron or it now that ruined it Really weird that like The only punctuation is when it's a question Or an exclamation

So many exclamations too You need them Yeah periods You know what I Could he used a couple in this The reason I pick this one is he talks about saying that he would receive a gift card and it's been two months and they haven't gotten it.

That is the through line to almost every Yelp review from this P.F. Chang's not what they do? It is people going I called me complained. They told me they would send me a gift card. It's been one month. I have never gotten the gift card. They're liars. Almost every single one. What a good

strategy. Just say yes and hang out. Absolutely. Yeah, we'll send you a gift card and you hang up. Do you need my address? Do you need my address? Goodbye. Yep. No, we know where you live. still get my from my phone number. Yep. Do you want to read the next one? I know I'm going to have to. Don't be fooled by that. It's all one. Yeah, he fucked. I'm reading

that too. Yes. Well, that's the same one. Yeah. Apparently he and it's all from, it's all from Claudette. Yeah. This is all Claudez. She's me mugging you. She is. I don't want to do us typos. All right. Is this going to be another review for another restaurant? No, no, no, this is good. We all left. Yep.

It went to the Vita Me's restaurant down the street. This is a good one. My family knows I love Pad Thai. So for Mother's Day and two weeks home from the hospital, they ordered, I'm not quite sure. They ordered pad tied takeout. Cool. Big mistake. The noodles looked older than me, dark and lifeless.

Jesus Christ, lady. Caudet. Wait. No bean sprout. Included burnt bacon. No onion sprouts. Chicken was a tough old rooster. If a manager was checking plates, he was blind and protesting the restaurant.

Have advice everyone I know, try the corner place before going back here. Oh, it is a review for the restaurant. The only consistent thing here is bad food. Whoa. Okay, just right off the bat, I have to say. That was Claudette S, by the way. Clondette is leaving a review for the wrong restaurant. Clondette, Clondette.

Got pad tied from P.M.J? I don't think so. Pad tie. And the noodles looked older than me. dark and lifeless. I only look a little dark and lifeless. Dark and lightless. Also, also, so for Mother's Day and two makes home from the hospital.

What the fuck? Maybe. Why didn't she tell us where she was a hospital? But, but, but here's the thing. Maybe you just had the kid. The noodles look older than me. Maybe Clyde, it's the baby. Oh, the noodles could be that at all. Also, I'm a two-week-old baby.

Lifeless. Yeah. In a way. I'm just understanding life. Very sleepy noodles. I've been dark and lifeless. Lump. Also, also, he said, if a manager was checking, but he was blind and protesting the restaurant, I think it'd be ore.

I'm blind, but I still know it looks like shit. Send it out. Don't worry, I got that daredevil superpower. I can pretty much see everything around me. I don't know, but it feels like shit. Send it out. You can tell me. Can you get Pat Dieti of James?

I have no idea. I didn't you went to a different restaurant. I really like. You can't get Thai food at a Chinese restaurant. You can tell that this was written by an old lady when she says chicken was a tough old rooster Like that is such That's like also

That's a down home saying Who's like 60 says It's older than me Dark and lifeless I want a picture of Claudette Tough old rooster just like old Claudette Oh Claudette It's just like an old name

It's Mother's Day and I'm two weeks out of the hospital This is the worst pet I've ever had Man that's cabbage sloth Patty Selma Please fucking crazy I do like it is you're right Claudeette is a very old lady name Back when they would just take a boy's name

And add to it Absolutely Yeah, my name's Jeanette Yep What was them John Or John Oh I thought it would have been Jen

Jeanette Well that's a woman's name Jane is a woman's name But were they spelling it back then John E T T J O H N E T T T John A.

John. That's what you're making it sound like. It's just a boy and then a boy next to her with a pink bow. John and Johnette. These are my kids. John. John. What are other names that have that?

I have a friend named Michaela and her dad I think was Michael. And he just went, I want to name my son Michael and he had a daughter. And he went with the et. With the et. It's usually the French. The French way to do it. Oh. That's why I went with Jean.

Ericette. There you go. Well, McKaylow, but yeah. Jordanette, a name that's already unisex, but yeah, why not? You know, it's fine. Niquette. Niquette. Well, Michaeletti's spaghetti.

Would mine be Gary? Yeah, you're Gary. My inverse. What is the inverse of. Gary? The inverse of Gracie or even Grace. Garrett. Gunter.

I like Gunther. Guntar. Gray maybe. Gray is probably sensible. Yeah. Graham. Oh, yeah. Graham.

Gray. Gray. Gray. is probably good. No, that's son of gray. That was supposed to be my name. It's true. Oh, really?

Yeah. There you go. A real Michael Michaela situation. I was going to say, did you have a name if you were going to be a boy and it was Grayson? No.

My mom just wanted to name me that. What? That doesn't make sense to what you just said. I'm absolutely doing it works. You said that was going to be my name. It was. Not because I was a boy or going to be a boy. It was just going to be your name?

She was like, she was like, I want to name my grace and then she was like, oh, I could do Gracie. And then it just changed. But first, it was Kendall. What is going on? So in a real world scenario, almost like what she said, my mother wanted a daughter, was my name her Michelle.

Mine was Michael. Michael. Erica? That's it. That's what she said, but then said no. Ashley was a very popular name when we were. No, I'm not saying it's a bad name. It's just, you know, we're not playing the inverse game.

Should have named you Karen. What were you? I was either. I was either going to be Christopher. Christopher or wife. But what if you were a woman? My dad, you're not a Wyatt. My dad was a Wyatt fan.

What if you were a woman? And then my mom's idea, her name is Robin. She wanted my middle name to be Robin. My first name to be Christopher. Oh, no. And then like, similarly, my dad was like, okay, well, we can't have them just be bullied. Yeah. And thanks.

And then you let him down anyway. What were you if you were a woman? I don't know. What were you named yourself? Answer the question. Probably also Jordan. What about you? I think they knew pretty early on that was a boy.

You were going to be Nicole. Yeah. Did you have that for Archie? Did you pick out other names? No, we knew he was going to be a boy. We all got a boy names. But before y'all knew the gender, were you all going back and forth with a different name? No, we didn't think about it. Same. That's what we did with the Iris.

What were her other options? Nothing. Your name is going to be Iris or we'll have to figure out a boy's name. And was Luna set in Stone, too? No. We came up with that. What else was on the block? You don't have to ask me in the Hot Wings episode.

Oh, write it down. Write it down. All right, okay. What were the other options for Loon's name? Tracy was guessing my children's name. You didn't let me finish. I was going to say, oh. She got Iris, and she's like, what's the other one?

Lund is an L? I was like, yeah, and she's like, loon. And then just stopped. It was like, close. Luna, Luna. And I was like, Loon's not a name. Crazy you stopped at that. I bet there's a loon out there.

One more review, and I hope you like this one. All right, here we go. This is, you know, all of us, especially you guys. I hope you like it too great. Christian S says, tonight is a complete cluster. Fuck, it's Mother's Day. We're still in the restaurant. Two months from the hospital.

Where do I start? We ordered soup, steamed dumplings, and two sushi choices. You think the soup would come out first, right? No. Everything except. our main entrees and one sushi came out at the same time. Our drinks, well, they took 15 minutes. After getting slammed with most of our evening's food at once,

now we've been waiting over 25 minutes for our remaining order. Asked for two more drinks. They came again after 15 minutes and they were incorrect. We have dishes and glasses sitting at the end of our table to be cleared for one hour and a half. Managers and wait staff continue to walk by as our table sits crowded with dishes. We have been here two hours with no auntie. They're not that busy, but sure acting like it. All the staff is walking around making faces and talking to themselves.

Really bad experience and very disappointed, especially since this is not in an expensive restaurant. Good luck. Oh, let me add. Only one urinal. One toilet. Two sinks, but only one works. Paper towel dispenser does not work. And it's shared with the employees.

Dot, dot, dot. Are you freaking kidding me right now? Kung, pow, chicken. is more cung poa chicken is more like cung p o s chicken completely tasteless and who does breaded kong pal never in my 48 years of living have i seen it bred it completely tasteless the noodles aka chalman was ridiculously boring and tasteless never step never stepping foot in here again not even for free dot dot dot dot is he's saying he's saying it's not crowded on mother's day Yeah, right. Also, also, was he live typing?

Yes, it's been 30 minutes. It's been one hour. It's been 14 days. I can't escape. I don't even know if I'm alive anymore. Is this inception? Not stepping foot in here. The dish is spinning.

The fortune cookies just kept spinning. I need my totem. It's like fucking Dr. Manhattan. Yes. On fucking Mars. Fucking crazy. Also, why did the workers have to have a separate people? I don't know.

Are you freaking kidding? me? They get to use the same paper towels as humans? Also, three of us use the bathroom. There are two urinals in there. I just got a soap tripped up on my tongue. I said, papal, towel. They're very happy. All the staff is walking around, making faces and talking to themselves. Do y'all never do that?

Don't get the dishes. Don't get the dishes. Don't get the dishes. My half of his drink. Don't get his drinks. Only one urinal. What days? Yeah, there's no fucking way it was a crowded on Mother's Day. Yeah, exactly. It was probably fucking. It was pretty busy there today. It was a fucking Tuesday.

That's like that's the most, well, because normally we're there at the middle of the day. I was surprised that there was no wait for us to get that. So that was pretty cool. But that was your review of P.F. Chang's.

But now we have our review of P.F. Chang's 2025 holiday menu. Jordan? Hated it. This is becoming such a nice tradition. It is. For the show. And for the five of us.

I thoroughly enjoyed this evening. And we'll do it every year forever. and it'll never change. So we all die. Well, we probably all won't die at the same time. Hey, never say never. Hey, never, guys, there's still a chance. We could all die at the same time.

Fingers crossed. I've been hearing about like this crazy van on the road and stuff. We'll be doing separate planes wherever we go. You don't have been tragic but still funny and I would have made jokes about it eventually if Eric died on the way back by himself and his car. And we all survived because he went with Gracie to make a joke. And if he'd filmed it because he had his phone in his lap at the moment in back, and I'd be like, at least we could use it. Yep.

I would have had a moment. At least he was pointing at his face this time. I would definitely make jokes about you being dead. Within time. At least a month or two. No, you just don't. No, go for it off the rip. Okay.

Ben, if I die, get as much money as you can off my back. Yeah, I'll try. Please. I'm going to try. Trust me. Trust me. You want to rub in another fortune before we get in these reviews? Oh, I'll put that one on.

Yeah. Let's just see what she's working with. Hey, I didn't make a mess like that. No, you didn't. He never would, though. I didn't make that mess right there. Yes, you just did. Listen, Michael's at home.

He can do whatever he wants. Oh, fuck, it's already broken. That's not good enough. Is that bad luck? All right, Gracie, what's to say? I don't know. Big things are in store for me in the coming year. Ooh.

Big Mingis. Mingis. Getting bigger. Mingus is getting bigger. And the P.F. menu was pretty big this year too. Yeah, much better than last year. They actually did a holiday than last year's. Um, unfortunately a little heavy on the seafood. The shrimp was actually pretty good. The lobster dumplings were like, it did, did you get any taste of shrimp or lobster

or anything from it? Like it just, the shrimp was like flavored well enough that it wasn't too seafooding. No, no, I mean, the lobster was very seafood. The lobster dumpling was shrimp and lobster together. Oh, I didn't get any shrimp. I didn't mean either. Not at all. Lopter is overpowering in that way. And it only tasted like lobster. It's powerful. It's a powerful. It's a powerful Have you ever seen Larry? And the stage was very good. Hell yeah. Those were very good.

I aspire to be Larry. I think those two were the best parts of the menu along with the buttercake, which I highly recommend. I don't recommend going with Jordan, though. You're not going to get any. No, get your own. It'll be fine. Get your own. I think this one, I think this one cracks 90 for me.

Wow. This is a bountiful harvest. Yeah, it's cracks 90. It just cracks it. Okay. Michael, what do you think? I agree with everything Jordan said, 90. Whoa!

We're in sync. Our minisers are strong. It's a 90. Whoa! He did the math. It was very fucking good. Everything. I didn't eat the two seafood things

because I don't like seafood. That would be in fair. Everything was fucking delicious. The drinks especially. The drinks were baller. I feel like they're always good, though. They are always good, but I feel like this year in particular,

though, that was real good. I would go back for the, those drinks. Yeah. Okay. Okay, I think they're closing soon. I doubt it. 10? It's like 8.30. Well, it's 8.53. We got time. They close at 10. It's like 20 minutes away. How dare you listen to your watch. You said that? You said

what time it was? And she went, it kind of matters when a restaurant's closing. Ten shmen, whatever. Let me in. Good friends with the waiter. Are you good friends with the waiter? No, you're not. You lied to him about your birthday. You lied. I told him the truth. You lied. I told him the truth. You lied. I told the truth. You lied about my lie! He wouldn't have known I was lying if you

I'm friends with the waiter. Right, but he also would have, nothing would have happened if I didn't say something to begin with. Nothing would have happened because you didn't say anything to him. There was no, there was nothing I ruined. I started the conversation. You realized that? And then ruined it. Right. Right. She thought you were setting her up for success. I took

nothing from her. I thought you were saying hey, to her half birthday, to let me relish in it. Oh, well, I thought about it, but I thought it'd be funnier to say, incredible. Do you do half birthdays? That's not very nice, Michael, It was very nice. And then I got you all those fortune cookies. That was very nice.

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It's Mingus. It's Mingus. It's Mingus. It's Mingus, but the S is a dollar sign. But here's the thing. We've said this before. There's not going to be a rug pull. Because a rug pulled you don't see coming.

We're telling you it's going to happen. Yes. So we don't think we will be pulling the rug. You will know it's coming. So yeah, it's a scam. That's what I'm saying. But they can't be shocked later. we're telling you to scam now.

Just like the Hawk two of a girl? Yes, exactly. But we're not going to be like, whoa, I don't know what's going on. I'm going to bed. We made those jokes. We made those jokes all last episode. All right, y'all.

Well, we just would really like if you bought a joke coin so we could get rich off of it. And then we just, we cash out. You want a Mingus coin? Gracie wants in, dude. Gracie, you're more than welcome to invest. It's my IP.

My Mingus. Wow. Mingus is almost more like a card. I think we adopted it. Right, like cinnamon's RIP. I mean, we put her on our shirt. Well, yeah, cinnamon is RIP, yeah. Yeah.

Damn. That was good. That was good. It only took an hour and five minutes. The clock died, I don't know. Oh, no. The clock is dead. Yeah.

We're definitely over an hour. No, I saw it at an hour when we got to the review. It's about hour five. Yeah. Eric, bore the crap out of her. You got it. Hey, you want to grab a hoodie? You want to get a hat?

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