100% Eat - ACTUAL ARREST CAUGHT ON CAMERA - McDonald's Ride Along

Episode Date: November 20, 2025

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So these little rat fucks. Yeah, this guy's getting arrested for fucking us. I mean, yeah. Well, yeah, I thought Nick, I thought Nick was going to go ask him to like go over here next. Nick called the police and they just took this guy away. Oh, I don't want to film that. I'm just aiming at Jordan. No, it's fine. He's like, they're taking care of me.

All right, it's in the background. They're giving him a ride. It's like a fleeting curse word on the radio. It's okay. Do not enter wrong way. Yep, that is that way. Into the right way. I'm eating my snack grab.

Okay. So. You're already eating it? Dude, what the fuck? Does it have the right sauce on it? I have a sauce. Yeah, is it spicy buffalo? And there's a spicy buffalo with ranch.

I don't know. Okay. I don't know, Eric. I don't know. Eric, I don't, Eric, I don't, Eric, I don't, Eric, you don't like people driving bad. Now you're driving bad. See, if this guy comes, then I'll back up. That's a weird.

That's a weird. That's a weird sense. That guy came. He's chumming this way. He's chumming this way. Watch out. The bucket, get the bucket. I was just gonna go get me out of here so we think got to cut your losses we've been bamboozled here and speaking of losses yeah we've been bamboozled we got I think it's just buffalo this so what's up so what's the fucking ranch man come on

you we paid money for that and I listen what's the fucking ranch man what the fucking ranch man listen this is bull this has happened to me once before I ordered specifically the sauce on the side just to try one time and I was like oh this is spicy buffalo like it's probably the right thing opened it i was like this is the same as the normal that is not the it's not the picture on the menu yeah they have a horseshoe on it no hook them pepe sylvia pepe sylvia it keeps happening it keeps happening at least that's the only thing we didn't get that we ordered right oh yeah definitely nothing else yeah i mean we these are the uh these are the ones we wanted right i mean kind of they're not i mean i do like orio but they're not they were they were smore yeah they were supposed to be smores yeah but now they're other orio.

Yeah, that's bullshit. This isn't bullshit. We paid money for this. We paid money. Man, I'm not getting any time sand for this. How many sauces did you order, Eric? Four? How many fucking sauces did you order?

He's checking. How much did you fuck us? No, there's for. The other one fell down. But it's still the wrong sauce. Wrong fucking sauce. Donald's been fucking it up. No RV winner?

They wouldn't let us have the RV. No, they wouldn't give it to us. They made his wait 30 minutes last time we were there. It was much faster this time. It was hot, though. Today, they were bombarding us with flies. Give me my ice cream, please. Here you go.

What was with the flies? I don't know what was going on with the flies. It was so hot in there and filled with flies. It's a breeding ground, I think. It was crazy. They ate all the fucking Buffalo Ranch. They gave him all the flies. Lord of the flies.

Nick, what are your thoughts on this? It's bad. It's real bad. But he's borderline. I got my points. He's very. Oh, that's right. He was ready this time. So maybe it evened out.

And it worked. Oh man, he's furious about this Buffalo Ranch. Dude, it's, this bullshit, it's got the whole thing. Literally the one reason we're here. That's what, in addition to one other secret. Exactly. Well, they've already seen the episode. This, oh yeah.

But I don't know what it is. Right, it's a surprise. This sandwich literally exists without the sauce. Right, I'm excited to learn about it. Can't wait. It's true. What do you? Michael knows, he's had it.

I've had it. I know. Beep beep, motherfucker fuck. Yeah. It's 100% eat. Fuck you. Watch a podcast. Yeah.

Do you think that was the same guy? Yeah. He was like, checking it out. Yeah, all right. I'm listening to it now. You guys suck. Yeah, that was his review. This isn't fucking funny.

Too political. What are they getting the review? I need to know if I should get the food or not. That guy before he asked us what the name of the show was. Yeah. He was mumbling behind us. Oh, really? And I thought he was a crazy person.

So I was just like, I didn't even. I was ignoring him. Not after you listen to this. But he was saying, he was saying, who are you? What? Who are you? He's like mumbling. Really?

Yeah. After we took the picture. That's awesome. He was just like, who are you? Dude, he needs to know. Yeah. He followed up though and then he asked, who are you? And that guy got arrested.

Nick, that was fucked up. Why did you do that? I can't believe you filmed that. I should have, it's awesome. All right. Episode starts now. Should I have the sauce. Should have the sauce?

Then that guy's not going to jail. If you have nothing to hide, let the police in your house. That's right. Answer questions without a lawyer. Just submit. Let them search your car. Wave your rights. Submit.

Just like the closer? Nick do you want to go on the closer. Yeah. All you got to do is wave your rat. We're just kind of fucked up. Yeah, Kira Sedgwick. Constantly getting rid of people's breath. She's married to Kevin Baker.

Yeah. That's it. I found out from that Guardians of the Galaxy Christmas special. Oh. They didn't mix this at all. They just sprinkle it on the top?

These rat fucks can't keep getting away with it, guys. They never mix it. This is some bullshit. Is McDonald's bad? Nick's going to crash the car and he's not even driving. I'll grab it from you.

He's driving the car! Yeah! I'll yank your seat back, fool. That'll show us. Is this the right light? I don't think it is. I guess we'll keep going. Grab the wheel, Jordan.

That's a dead end over there. We just keep spinning around and sort of go back to the... We go back to the McDonald's let him give a piece of a reminder. Yeah, you know what? Let's get the real sauce. Let's go back. Yeah, but they were just... Extended right along.

Here we go. Like the cheese at Sonic, they were keeping it from us. They're lying. Do you think they just like... We're never... We didn't ask around. They never got the right sauce? Maybe.

That or they ran out of it. That's a possible. Why not let us know? But she did tell, she asked us what we wanted instead of the smore. Instead of the s'mores McFlurry, she asked us what do we want instead because they don't have it. Because they're not going to have a fuck about a sauce. But the sauce is the whole point. Yeah, but they don't give a fuck.

I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm telling you they don't give a fuck. These are all like the millionaires in New York. Oh. We might have to flee McDonald. Yeah. Wow, well we did. And this is what happened.

The millionaires left. Oh, no. No. Oh, no. Greedy fucks. You won't tax my ranch. Mom Bonnie took it and now look at where we're at. Mumdumi?

He now he's... Zordon? Zordon, Mumdumi? Zordon, Mumdumdum. Ragers, I need your support. Razors, I need your support. I need two percent of your powers. Zordaun needs two percent of my heartland support.

How come if the billionaire's, are going to pay for everything. He is asking for campaign donations. Explain that. Explain it. Can you explain it? Can you explain it? I actually don't know. I'm a little news. Yeah. If the billionaires are going to pay taxes, why won't they pay for his transition team? I live in Des Moines, Iowa. How do I vote for Cuomo? Actually, how do I vote for Slewa? Yeah, I want to vote for Slewa. God, so cool. Just the coolest New York guy.

Dude, the last debate, he was like... Honestly, he deserves to be mayor just based on his New Yorkness. It's a good thing he's not mayor, though. Oh, okay. That last debate, he was just confused. There was this part where they were like, you have an elevator pitch to like an out-of-town investor and explain like, what's your pitch to, like, get them to do business in New York?

Mr. Cuomo, you have 30 seconds, and it zoomed in on him. And then you just hear like, and I'm looking at it and Cuomo's not talking and I'm like, what the fuck is happening? Was it Slewa? Yeah, and Slewa just started talking and they're like, sir, sir, sir, this is for Cuomo. But it was, but it was zoomed in on Cuomo.

It was just very funny. They also asked him at one point, like, who the greatest president was, living or dead, and he named like a New York mayor. What, McGuartier or something? Bill de Blasio! Oh, president of New York.

The great America's Sierra Rudy Julie. Yachty. I'm like, what? Him wearing the hat is so funny. I love it. Trump tweeting about the hat. He looks better without the hat. He looks better without the hat.

He was what a fucking dig. Trump was also saying he's more handsome than Mondani. Like what are you talking about? Nobody's talking about that. Some people are talking about it. We're talking about it. Yeah. Who is more ants on?

I think it's time for a Trump v. Mom Donnie t-shirt contest. T-shirt. Who wore it better? Who has the t-shirt? The trick is they have to be the same size. And it's only coming in one that fits Mom Dani. I think he should wear a shirt that fits Trump. So it looks like he's going to bed.

Yeah. I was like all the people that were like, I'm a flying squirrel. You're like, Mom Dani doesn't know. He's a trust fund baby. He doesn't know regular newer New Yorkers play. Unlike Cuomo. Cuomo, whose dad is...

Actual nepotism guy, Cuomo. Yeah, that's the guy I trust. Also, the guy that resigned... Whose dad has a bridge named after me. Resigned in disgrace. Yeah. Dude, it was so funny, too, most of the debates, Sliwa and Mom Donate, they asked him policy questions.

Cuomo, who's all allegation questions. And I was just like, this kind of set the tone. Yeah. That, like, not only does he not have good answers? for these, these shouldn't be the questions being asked for the candidate? Like, crazy. So you've had 13 accusers. So you resigned.

So there was a DOJ investigation in this and he's like, he's like, no, that went nowhere, that went nowhere. There was an investigation and they dropped it. They dropped it. Boom, I'm good. He's like, okay. Okay. Man, damn.

Dude, the only way it could have been crazier, somehow Eric Adams was still running. Dude, no kidding. That would have been the most nuts. Like, that's three fucking psychopaths and then Mom Donnie and people just going, I don't know. I'm pretty, I'm pretty undecided. Man, I don't know about this is the hottest communist. What the fuck?

I saw a great tweet that was like somebody pointing out that Mom Donnie was everything they were afraid Obama was. Oh, yeah. He was like a Muslim man born in Africa who's a socialist Democrat. Fucking crazy. It's crazy. Easy. Fantastic.

I'm so glad he won. It has nothing to do with me and my day today, but whatever. These guys don't know what they're talking about. Let our neighbors know. Yeah, it's pretty fun to watch. I'll give it that. It was a great show. They don't know!

It's also awesome that it's New York. It's like now everyone has to watch. Is this yours? That one is mine. I have yours. Okay. Moom-Doole. Eric was really trying to be helpful.

Zordon. Doobie is fucking great. Zordon fucking crazy. I can't believe I never thought of that the whole time he was doing anything. Zordon. Nobody said it because everyone is like 80 years old. Yeah.

And they just want to be like, Muslim. So go upstairs. Go right for it. Zordawn's pretty cool, though. Take it. Okay. Nick, are you ready? I'm ready to be disappointed. Why are you being disappointed?

Because they fucking messed up the sauce, Eric. No. Thanks had a rough go of it today. Hey, we should check the sauce store and see it through the same sauce. They are, dude. Well, I'll just take my good word for it. Okay.

I'm checking the sauce store. This is bacon buffalo ranch. Sure is. That's good, right? That's what it says. I'm checking the sauce drawer. If I could find you to get some ranches, Michael. We also got the strip. Oh, God, they're fucking hot.

I also got the strips for the sauce. That's spicy buffalo. Yep. It's weird. Here's some snapfract. I don't think we have any. Maybe. And then guess what?

The fuck with it. Is that the secret? The secret is here. Oh, wow. We don't have any buffalo from McDonald's. Hey, Michael. Yeah. Check it out. The secret revealed. Wasn't a secret. I ordered it. It's in McGrid.

Oh, fuck. What do we do now? We don't have any of those sauces, but it's definitely... Did Dairy Queen not have the food? Is that why we're done? Let me order it. Ooh. All right. Well... Let's see how the sandwich, because the sandwich has the sauce. Yeah, sure it does. That's what I'm talking about. It doesn't. Yeah, that's why, you know, they were saving it for them.

The wrap had that. sauce look at that there it is that's this that's this oh we should compare color we got to know but it's different it's different it could be is it's a little lighter it's lighter yeah the same color that range might add to was it different find out in the episode watch already go back go back was it different there's no way we'll actually know yeah um i might we'll all go i think it is this bacon's fucked up you're fucked up oh oh No!