100% Eat - Alamo SUCKS - Chick-fil-A Ride Along

Episode Date: July 16, 2026

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God damn I did. Holy shit, it was good. No, it's not then. Dude, that was a good episode. Start to finish. God damn, they just blunch that kid's hair. They reminds me, like, when Gave's films was good. Yeah.

So this was like 90th of Seven Kingdoms? Is that what this is? No, no. This is right. Oh, House is the Drive. There's a really funny moment where, yeah, the season is good. Season 3's been pretty good. Because two was bad, right?

Two wasn't bad, too slow. They just dragged their feet. They just drag their feet. And I'm giving them credit. They are not dragging their feet in season three. There's just a funny moment where, like they re-captured one of like a Targaryen who was a ward of a different house and they're like we got to kill this kid. And then Reniro was like, I'll let you have like one interaction with your

mom, you know, before I decide what to do. And like she comes in and she's just looking at the kid like and Renair is like, this ain't your kid? The kid's just like, no, he just bleached my hair and said to go with. Holy shit. Oh, that's awesome. Oh wow. Good thing. She let him talk to the mom. But also she what I'm going to kill him. It was just going to be worse. You're sending him north of the wall. Oh, that's right. Which is so much worse. North? That's crazy. Not even to the wall? Oh, it's to the wall. I said the wall of the wall, but it's to the wall. I was like, no, just kill him. When you saw that kid walk by, is that a Targaryen? Yeah. And I was reverending, and I was reverending that kid.

What happened to you at Alamo? Oh, I went on Saturday. And, uh, see Disclosure Day again? No. No fire alarm this time. This was a different one, but it was a situation that could have been avoided in the old system where some people were sitting like two rows down. And it was one of the smaller theaters. So like anything that happens is going to be fully visible to everyone. It's like four row, five row theaters. When people walk in as like the trailers are ending and the movie's about to begin and they're kind of like they go from one end of the road to another and then they walk back and then they leave. Jesus.

And then they come back with a staff member, and basically they're talking to these people who are a couple rows in front of us, that they're in the wrong seats. Okay. Okay. And apparently these people have already ordered stuff. Oh, my God.

They're like locked in with the system. What? And I'm like, oh, boy, if only the person who comes and checks your ticket at the beginning of the movie came and checked your ticket to the right space. And even then, that has happened, and they can change it.

Uh-huh. Yeah. A person's like, we'll just move your order like in the system. Holy shit. But that's probably like either not possible now

or like way harder because three people work there. And it went from like, oh boy, what a avoidable situation to can we move on? Because the movie is starting and people are just standing around.

Wow. And, and, and they just kept saying as like, well, we're fine moving. I'm like,

we don't, like suddenly the people who were like committing the foul were like, I'm not, convenience now. You want me to move? I'm in your seat. You want me to move? And they were just having this discussion about it. And like it was like a couple minutes into the movie.

That's outrageous. That's crazy. See this by doing what they've done, they've allowed the riffraff back in. It's riffraff in and any like it used to be a full proof system out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The standards are so much lower. Yeah. It sucks. Because like it's not just like the standards are gone, but the same people work there. Like, people don't work there anymore. No, yeah. There's no one there to upkeep the standards. Yeah. They didn't just stop doing it.

They left. I get angry every time I've been there. Every time I go now, I hate it. I'm just like, why do I still come here? I haven't been. I've been going to Cinemark. I'm looking at, um, fuck them.

Odyssey tickets and I'm looking at Cinemark. Oh, wow. Not a bad experience? Because there's an IMAX. Is that the one up at the Arborito? Or that's Regal. It's in Barton Creek, I think. I think they have like a, at least,

one theater in Barton Creek. Oh, okay. It's probably not like a fake, like an up-red Cinemax. If you look at like- But I'm not going, I'm not going to Alma. It's not going. Yeah. If you look at what really goes into making an IMAX theater and IMAX theater,

there are like four in the country. Yeah, exactly. That means standards. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And none of them are Texas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This standard is Google IMAX Austin. Yeah.

The theaters you show me. Yeah. Bobolic. But that's why I go to Galaxy Highland. They have 40X, so. you kind of get like thrown around it's like it's like the movie spits on you and then kind of like jostles you i went to the one in round rock recently a 40x uh they had 40x there but i didn't go to a 40x movie you got to see a 40x movie well i don't think tour story five would have been a good one for it

why what you don't know what happened you could have been picked up by andy just like just like there's any in storeby and he's not in the house it's bonnie dickhead i don't what a fucking moron he hasn't even seen tour story five i didn't know that I didn't know there was a Toy Story 4. Well, they get Bonnie and Toy Story 3. The fact that there was 5 didn't confuse you? No, that was the confusing part. They were Toy Story 5 and I went, how?

He thought it was really good. Five was way better than 4. I'll say that. Yeah, I liked it. Yeah. It was strangely like culturally relevant. It was super culturally relevant. Toy Story story.

Boo. It was sad. I'm with Michael. Boo. I'm just like a culture. Get out of here. Okay, well. I don't like stories that make me reflect on.

Exactly. On the human experience. I don't like anything prescient. Give me Buzzline here and bring back big titty boat peep. My man! Yeah! Hey, she's in it for a couple minutes. Yeah, that's not enough.

High fives, my man. Hell yeah. Woo! Yeah! Are you saying the original bo-peep or current? Okay. Yeah. Was she big titty?

Like you didn't know. He's got to get to the bottom of this. And he meets the bottom. I was looking up, but I'm reporting on my phone. I tell you this. When I saw a toy story for the first time as a kid, I left the theater, I wrote Bo Peep on the bottom of my ship. Yeah, my man.

She owns me. She owns me. Let's get this Chick-fil-A. Woo! Oh, shit. This episode is brought to you by Accenture. When your advertising operations fall out of sync, everything else follows. Spotify and Accenture are working together to reinvent the rhythm of ad sales,

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What is that? And I was like, what? And he's like, uh, geek bar. He's like, oh, yeah, geek bar hubba. And I was like, what does that mean? And there's just like five of them. And he's like, so they have their regular, they're flavored, whatever.

But hubba as like, just like, uh, like a modifier. It's like, oh, they're like bubble gum. Oh, oh, like hubba, oh. Like hubba, hubba, yeah. So it's like, bro, if you're, if your kid didn't like regular geek bar candy. Let's up it. Show him the hubba.

And it's, uh, dude, Blue Raz Hubba is fucking good. Oh, shit. I'm hooked again. You could have this a little bit. You could try it. Just chewing. It's good.

Remember when Big League Chew is trying to get you into Bakke? No, I know this. It didn't work. They should have been doing this. Yeah, they should have made me addicted to it. Now I'm going to be mad when I go in and there's no hubba. They should have put nicotine in the realm. Why didn't they just make me sick and have kind of a headache for a little while until I needed it?

Yeah. So what you want to do with that is you get this? you put it on pulse. Yeah. That's how you get that. Okay. That's how you get it, Nick. Yeah. Okay. On normal mode, it's just kind of enjoyable. On pulse, it's sickly fun. Ooh, are you swimming? Yeah. Oh, do it for the episode. I'll swim for. I was, I was about to say for you. Well, you're not on camera. We're not on camera right now. Right. This is you're going to see it. Okay. Do it at the house. I got it. I know what, I know when the camera comes back. Okay. Oh, yeah. It's, it's for Nick, not the episode. Oh, thank you. We all know that.

That is true. You're doing it. Yeah. You'll squeal regardless, the audience can see us. You squeal. Enjoy. Like, Stalin's back. Oh, thank you. I know. They got a new one.

Yeah, that's true. Maybe someone just stole the paint. And then repainted it. I finally got into my Star Fox time. Oh. Hell yeah. It's fun, dude. Yeah, it's pretty good.

Yeah, it is good. It is a good game. You need to get on it. It is good game, dude. How many routes you do? Oh, I've only done like two so far. Yeah, okay. I dip my toe in.

Thank you. But it's fun. fucking fun, dude. You can do the multiplier stuff with the AI and bots, and it's still fun. Oh yeah? Yeah, it's a lot of fun. I just did the first. I think I beat it twice, and now I'm already like, all right, give me my medals.

Yeah. Yeah, you got to calibrate and now you're like, I'm ready to do deep-blings. I do really appreciate that you can retry missions without doing the whole game over again. Yeah. I don't remember if you could do that in the original order. You could restart, but it would cost you a life. I see. I see.

It was a pain in the dick. Artubey wasn't working early. Tooby wasn't working earlier, so we have to see what's on Tooby. Because I don't, we don't even fucking know. Dude, that's what I'm saying. What if they added new cool Tooby stuff? Yeah. Like what? Hell baby?

Yeah, like Hellbaby. Oh, that was already. I don't know. That was a thing. See, I learned these things from To be. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know a quality to put on to TV.

In the first place. I don't like how fast that TV came on. Are you doing it? No, it looks. Oh. Oh, geez. Ooh, that smelled berry. Oh, he's sweet.

Oh, he's sweet. women. I'll be swimming. Oh, women. Oh, no. Try hitting retry a whole bunch of times. There's our.

Can I connect now? Just put it, Photoshop a sandwich in my hand. Did you try, unplugging the thing? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You did? Yep. Hit it again.

We did it. We did it. No, press it slower. When you go fast enough, it'll work. Did you undo the big one? Maybe you have to do it a hundred times. I reset the internet and I unplug the TV. Oh, man.

I did the whole thing. I'm not gonna bother then. We're tubeless. Oh man. Well, we tried. I lost. Let's get a look at what we're tucking into today. We're O for Tooby. Oh my god, that could be the title.

Okay, here's a French fry. Yep. Very nice. Jordan. What's up? Here's a French fry. Oh. Okay. Damn they're good. Oh, now we want for one. Don't worry we got grilled nuggets.

Perfectly salted. Before your upset tummy. Oh, I do. A cup. It's awesome. They're not grilled. Oh, they're not grilled. He did say grilled there.

And she said grilled also. Yeah. All right, Jordan. Oh, wow. Fuck your tummy. Oh, cool. Oh, Eric! I'm not.

Are you German? Electronic Rick. Rick? Yeah. Get ready to get messy. All right, so. It's a fucking stick. They put a little napkin in there for you.

Can we be done with honey? Apparently not. Because here we are all coming out the sides. Where the fuck? Oh, there's the. Oh, there's the. Oh, wow. That is on.

That's square a bit. Yeah. It's quite a bit. It's a little off center though. Okay. Yeah, yours is weird. Mine's like perfectly distributed. Is that jalapeno?

Yeah, there's jalapinas on the sandwich. We got it spicy styles, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean, the chicken spicy and halpino. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, it comes with the jalapeno. Mm-hmm. Are you-low?

That's a generous halpin of cheese. Meat and frank fried. You sure are. Nick, wait, Nick wants to eat this. He's getting frustrated. No. What are you getting there? Because it's not happy.

Am I not happy? Clearly not. Oh. Well, thanks for watching. We'll see you next time. No! No!