100% Eat - An Interesting and Cool Soda? - Little Caesar's Ride Along

Episode Date: May 15, 2025

The Pizza Portal WORKED! A woman tried to steal our pizza but we got the food. Nick and Michael wait outside and unfortunately the interesting soda is not gotten. Is your name on the box? IS IT?!?! WHY ARE WE ARGUING ABOUT THIS AGAIN?! short bit*h. Hey is this pizza cooked? Are we car captives? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shit there's a dog in the back of that car Don't crash is it an animation? Yeah, what's a fuck? I was gonna say the dog will be fine as long as they don't crash. And then they did a very illegal move. That's what happened to Cinnamon. They were, oh no. No.

Picking around the back. Gracie, Gracie's back. Cinnamon made a left when she wasn't supposed to. I don't think it's back at this point. Gracie's here. I'm just here. Well Gracie wasn't with us in 2023. This is three out of four.

Three out of four and two in a row. I thought I died in 2024. I did like, you know, but she has risen. I did like- R-I-Z-Z-I-N. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We did a Gracie episode and then she refused to come the next week

because she didn't want to open her mini brand. Yeah. And then she was on again. And then that one just came out and somebody was like, wow, two Gracie's in a row. And I was like, no. I mean, not in a row. Not yet.

That wasn't two in a row. Not yet. You still riding high off your mini brands? Yeah, I brought them with me. Why? For good luck. Okay, why is everyone saying like this? Because it's like 10,000 little things.

Just in case they came back up. Oh, you got a little baggie. Oh, why is everyone saying like this? They're charmed. Because it's like 10,000 little things for you to drop off. Oh, you got a little baggie. Oh, a little baggie, like my sauces. Are they all of them or just your favorites? Dude. No, this is all of my share. Your share. Y'all throw it to the office. Yeah.

Well no, Eric's is in his shrine. Yeah. In his case. They are. Yeah, I brought that. That little baggie reminds me, I went to a drink lounge yesterday. Ooh. Why does this remind you? Hang on reminds me I went to drink lounge yesterday Someone was getting arrested out front

Mini brands a grace they had a they were in the back seat There was like four cop cars out front and they had like all their shit on the front hood of the car They were going through they're pulling out lots of baggies Yeah, I think they were going through and they were pulling out lots of baggies. Oh no. How many mini brands is this guy have? I think they were knockoff mini brands. Yeah. They were cracking down. They were cracking down.

Anyway, as I've been saying, we gotta go. Yeah, we gotta go to Dressy. I had the wings. They were so good. Nice. And I didn't get arrested. We went to Queen yesterday. Oh you did? How was that? Oh it was good. Oh is that why you were showing me blonde Lucy? Yeah, I like that blonde Lucy is just its own thing

Yeah, that is actually from the last time we went. Yeah No, I thought I was I went with y'all for was it 20 23. Yeah that yeah, yeah, we peanut it again Uh-huh. Yeah, that's why we went back. Wait, was I there? Eric, we don't know, you just said you were. I'm trying to remember. Have you been to Curryville? I know for a fact, yeah. Okay.

I'm just trying to remember if we got the toys. This conversation's insane. Let me ask you this, let me ask you this. Were you singing? What? Yeah. Was it good? Probably.

This reminds me, this reminds me, I have a great idea for a new podcast. Uh-huh. Okay. We get Gracie, Impostapete. Oh my God. I saw someone comment that, that they wanna see the two of us together. Well, no, here's where my idea comes in.

And like a Google Home or something with like a chat, a chat function who's also in on it. And let's just see what happens. Like we're just gonna convert to Google Home? Yeah, well I think you could put- No, it's just like the third member of the show. Yeah. And you guys talk about whatever you want.

Someone needs to be the host. Well what if we have to address the Google Home? Someone's gotta keep it on track. Someone has to keep it on rails. Someone has to be the host. You put Grazy Imposipede, and the name of the podcast says, did it happen? Oh, I like that.

And you throw out an event that may or may not happen, and see if they can come to a conclusion. If either one or both of them were there. Or did it take place? Next upside is. Fantastically. I feel like we might just not speak. No, I don't think so.

I don't think that's what we're that are concerned about. That's what the chat GBT is for. I think Chris cannot not speak. I feel like there's potential. I go nonverbal. You would go nonverbal, but you'd be fidgeting. You'd be making mouth noises, and then Chris would fire some amazing questions at you. Yeah, I just don't know him like that. It's not gonna bother him.

You get to know him well. It happens fast. You get to know him real fast, more than you want to. That name is also beneficial in that if the recording doesn't happen, did it happen? Did it happen? There's no episode this week that didn't happen, did it happen? Did it happen? Yeah. There's no episode this week. Did it happen? Did it happen? No.

And they still can't come to a consensus. Do we record this week? I thought we did. I thought we did. Did I hit record? I don't know. Wait, no. Oh, that's even, I'm asking did they even show rice?

Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. I hope there's something in place of where my chair was last time. I think, I think. Okay. All right, gang, let's go see if this pizza portal works. Oh, yeah. Yay.

Do you want to all walk in the door and then not go in like last time? Cause it's too small. That's what I'm gonna do. I want to see the pizza portal. I mean, I can see it through the window. Thank you. I get, just keep the video going,

but maybe like, I'll be next door. Ah! You're, it didn't even hit him. I'll be next door. No it hit me. Oh! Now we're talking. Where are you going?

Yeah. Nevermind. We don't know. You getting! Now we're talking. Where are you going? Yeah. Nevermind. We don't know. You getting some brows done? Yeah. We were looking at a dog. I gotta get my alpha brows managed. My alpha brows.

I catch any classy brows. Ah. It's a problem. They're too intimidating, I'm told. I'll be at the glitter nail spa. And then I'm gonna pop over to the smoker's center. The smoker's center. Yeah. See if they have anything good for me. I wanna see if they have any new tech, you know? I'll be at the glitter nail spa. And then I'm gonna pop over to the smoker's center. Yeah

See if they have anything good for barbecue. I want to see if they have any new tech, you know. Oh yeah new rigs Yeah, I'll wait out here with him make sure he doesn't get into trouble. Thanks You think he got any of this? No. Yeah, he didn't. Do you want one? Nah. Do you? Not really It's full calories. It sounds like you do want it though. It's just interesting. Right. That's why you want it. I can kind of see them. All right, hang on.

Where are you going? That one's locked. Oh, you do. It's like, she gets to be the unique one. All right, Gracie, you ready? I think Gracie F is too. You worked. That's too far.

Wow. Thank you. It was really warm. She's thrilled. Your macro's too far. Wow. Thank you. It was really warm. She's thrilled. Your macro's locked out. It was ready and they don't have it in the fridge. Whoa. They putting pizza in boxes now?

Yeah. Yeah. That was so much smoother than my last time here. It was pretty smooth. Dude, that's about 40 minutes faster than we were here last time. Good thing we recorded on the way. I don't know if I ever mentioned this

even like at the time of when I was here that one day, but I also almost fell down in the parking lot that day. Oh, really? We can take pictures real quick. I rolled my ankle right on the curb. I almost forgot to take a picture so fast. Hang on. You wanna stand?

You wanna stand right over there so Nick can scream at you? God. That you're in traffic? Wait, what? No, I'm talking to Eric, you're fine. Okay. You're in traffic, is your name on the box?

We're back. Why was that the thing that he asked so much? Because it was interesting. What was interesting about it? If they had lost it also because of that and not just misplaced it. We're going back here? Why are we coming back to this conversation?

He asked why it would be interesting! This is crazy! Ask and answer! Cause it could have been funny! It was funny! It was funny because of how you went about it It was funny cause it is freak out, he freaked out! He got all mad! This guy's fucking nuts!

Stop picking on him! Stop freaking out! He's not picking on shit Yeah, take that Michael retract my statement Not pick away. Yeah, Gracie seemed excited about the pizza. I did it looks oh check it out I mean it doesn't it doesn't really look looks yellow. What are you talking about? Look at the crust? I know it's just like salted bread. She was expecting the whole thing to be pretzel. I just thought it was gonna have more of like a...

I thought it maybe all would look more brown and shiny like that. That looks normal. Don't eat that part. Eat the pretzel part. Okay, all right, hang on. We have to wait now. Go ahead. I have to wait? No, no, no. Gracie, you said wait. You said wait. I'm sorry, but he's telling us to wait. What no you're good greasy. You said you said wait. I'm sorry. He was telling us to wait um

What's up? What are you thinking? Well? You said it's really yellow now. I'm realizing that well. Yeah, it is It's extremely yellow cheddar on that's what it looks like Gracie. They have their own special cheese sauce. Yeah, oh they're doing that Oh, really yeah, but check out the second one Check it out. All right. Sorry about that. Shuffling the boxes. Oh, it's hot as balls, that one. It could be hot.

That one's got- This one doesn't have the cheese sauce? That one has their regular red sauce. I got two different pretzel crust- Okay, wait. I need to go back to the other one. Hang on. Okay.

Reset. This is just the average- Put them side by side and open them both at the same time. Pause. Now that I- Okay, yeah. Now I see it. Yeah, that is- Ew. Cheese. What do you mean, ew? What's ew? Put them side by side and open them both at the same time. Let's see if this one caught his balls.

Okay, yeah, now I see it. Yeah, that is cheese. What do you mean, ew? What's ew? It's yellow. Look at it. Mustard. Well, maybe it'll be really good.

Maybe. Maybe it'll taste like Taco Bell nacho cheese sauce. I hope not. I hope it doesn't. Wait, I think I said that last time I was here, and we talked about the cheese sauce. No, that was at Cura. Yeah. Was that two times I said that last time I was here and we talked about the cheese sauce. No, that was at Cura. Yeah. Was that two times ago or the last time?

Okay, Google. All right, Nick, calm down. Yeah, yeah. Gracie, you have never been to Cura. Oh. But then pasta Pete's like, I don't know, you can't really trust AI. Yeah.

Dude, if there's somebody who trusts AI, I think it's Chris. He strikes me as a guy who's like, I don't know, you can't really trust AI. Yeah. Dude, if there's somebody who trusts AI, I think it's Chris. He strikes me as a guy who's like, how do we get computers to do this for us, but not thinking past that step? Well, it's doing it. He's trying to get AI. It's not doing it right.

He's trying to get AI to brush his teeth. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Chris, you're talking about robots. OK. Brush bots. He thinks AI is just a robot in your house. Check out my new AI. Chris has a dishwasher.

The fat gator. Oh what the fuck? Hell yeah. Fat gator. Whoa. Lake festival. You don't want her party. Pool party.

Car show. Pool pool party. I'm going to the fat gator. Yeah nobody wants a fin gator. Yeah. Oh look at these skinny skinny gators. Scrawny gators. Pool party car show Yeah, nobody wants a thingator, yeah They're not they're not bringing anything to the bottom of the water and sticking under a rock until it's dead

Because they're too small that's right, that's right, they can't even sink. That's right. They spent all that time building something Yeah, it's a point shop. There's a 15% student discount. Oh, that's where Dreamer went. Tracy do you still have your- I'm enrolled. I do I don't want to use it there though. Nick does. Dreamer's used to be closer to campus. Oh my God. He was in the know. Yeah, it was right off 30 miles, everything. We're car captains. Okay, okay. He's doing it. Okay, hang on. So Google is just Nick in another room, right?

Yeah, right. Ooh, I like this idea. You have been there. Oh my God. Have we ever been there? I don't know, but I've been there. Let me tell you what used to be there and what's there now. Chris went to UT also, so I think it all works out

that they can talk about what's around campus. Yeah, didn't he go to UT? Everyone. Yeah, I don't know. Yes, he did. Lindsay went to school with him. Okay, wait, Nick, I have an interesting question. Whoa, that's crazy.

Oh, yes, yes. Interesting. Well, I'm just curious, whenever you were at UT, you know where the In-N-Out is, how it used to be something else? What was there when you were there that is different? Nick's embarrassed. Where does it even begin?

Nick loves it. Where is it? I just want to know like the restaurants. In-N-Out is by... No, it needs geographical location. It's on 27, I think. What's the latitude and longitude? I think it used to be the water bar. It was either a Burger King or Jack in the Box.

Okay, so neither of those are exciting. His brain is like NCIS going... Jack in the Box is good for late night food. One year I lived right behind the In-N-Out, but I didn't really ever go there. But if it was something good, I totally would go there. The In-N-Out's probably the upgrade. That water burger definitely is the upgrade.

There's someone who didn't go there. That's what I'm guessing. The water burger at 28th used to be a Taco Bell. The water burger at 28th. The Crossroom Torchies. Oh, I thought that was a Taco Bell. He bounces from restaurant to restaurant. I was really sad, I thought that was a Taco Bell. He bounces from restaurant to restaurant. I was really sad.

My freshman year, there was a Taco Bell Cantina. Oh, we went. Yeah, we went. Oh, that one? They tore it down completely. Yeah, I was so sad. That place is full of fucking suck ass. Did they serve any drinks?

What the fuck's the point? They had drinks, just not alcohol. Not alcohol, what the fuck? Wait, I thought they did have alcohol. They did, they were strong. We went. And then they didn't know we didn't have it. And then they got mad, so they shut it down. Yeah. We shut it down. Well, I really wished did have alcohol. That was the thing. They were strong wind. And then they didn't really have it. And then Nick got mad, so they shut it down.

Yeah. Well, I really wished it was still there. He also really wanted, he said he didn't, but he did. He wanted that Mountain Dew mango. That's why it came in the store. Oh. Because he was like, oh, I was like, you want it? He goes, no.

I'm like, wait, he's talking about it. I just said it looked cool. Because it's interesting. It looked cool. Yeah. Much like your name on the box. To be fair, he said interesting, not cool. Oh my God.

And he said, it looks interesting. I'm like, I feel like that means you want it. Uh-huh. But then he started talking about the calories. Yeah, much like your name on the box. To be fair, he said interesting, not cool. Oh my God. And he said, it looks interesting. I'm like, I feel like that means you want it. Uh-huh. But then he started talking about the calories. Yeah, the calories. However, if I went in and got it, he would have drank it. Yeah. But they didn't have any in the fridge

and the pizza was ready in the pizza box. I wasn't gonna go out of my way to do it. Saved him the calories. You don't go out of your way to do anything. It's just happened for you. That's not always true. It's mostly true. A lot of people in there just standing off to the side. Well, I guess, hey.

I guess Nick doesn't consider Standing behind Eric breathing down his neck Do that yeah, that's a lot of my way. Yeah, it's not out of my way It's a pleasure We like it what the fuck Show this that's crazy Herbie! Herbie! Whoa, cool!

We can't show this! That's crazy. Oh, we can't show that. Just know that there was a car. A modern Herbie. Just know that there was a car that was Herbie fully loaded. You think Lindsay let her hands in there?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think she's in Austin right around here. She's driving around in that, because of making the new Freaky Friday, and it's a crossover film. It's a crossover. Oh! She Freaky Fridays with the car.

Yeah. And Herbie's just like, whoa, whoa. It's a crossover. Oh! She's Ricky Fridays with the car. Yeah. And Herbie's just like, whoa, I'm a girl. We, honk honk. The thing we didn't talk about, and I don't know if Nick and Michael saw, we were behind a lady using the pizza portal. There were no other pizzas in the fucking pizza portal there was our pizza it was my name Eric being and she was trying to get it huh

Wow she's trying to steal our pies uh-huh maybe her name was Eric do no man that's happened before that's true we've learned Eric's like to congregate there yeah no I did not see that. I was listening to Nick tell me about the interesting. I saw that lady there, but I didn't really put together that there were no other pizzas for her to get. There were no other pizzas, no other names. She kept pressing buttons and then going,

and then would go back to pressing buttons. She thought the pizza would appear. She wanted to play on the iPad. She was trying to hand it to you. Here, let me get that pizza for you. Eric B's. Hey, Eric B. He was being a grouch.

As usual. Yeah. Yeah, we didn't get any interesting soda. Interesting soda? It's interesting. It's mango with a punch. What are you talking about? Yeah.

Ha ha ha ha. Mango with a punch. That's what it said. Yeah. He remembers it. It's nice. Holy fucking shit almighty. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. Look at Eric's face. Hey, I caught it with my foot. So many things fell in the ground. No, you didn't. Yeah, I got one too. So many things went everywhere for so long. Are we done with these or no?

They went in so many different directions. Yeah, I'm throwing mine away. It's a lot harder when we have the additional pack. So let me just, okay, let's have a look at these pizzas. Side by side. Side by side so you can see the cheese. Gracie just said I already looked. Yeah, but now we can see the cheese.

Jordan, does she's pretzely to you? It's just not, I don't, I've seen more pretzely pretzels. I mean, so have I, but I've seen less pretzels. I remember the first time we had it, the first time we had it looked much more pretzely. Thank you. I mean, so have I, but I've seen less pretzels. I remember the first time we had it. I've seen less pretzels with pizza. The first time we had it looked much more pretzely. Thank you. Yeah, okay.

I think Gracie has a point. Let me find the picture. I'm being nice to her now. There, yeah you are. Yeah, you're lying. Yeah, right. No, I'm being nice, there's the difference. Well.

Okay, see this looks like a pretzel. Okay, hang on, let's see. Look, that, oh wow, this one. That is a pretzel. That is just a picture of a pretzel. It's a picture from the Little Caesars website. Let's see. Look, that, oh wow, this one. That is a pretzel. It's a picture from the Little Caesars website. Well, obviously. But I'm just saying that- But I'm just saying you're comparing it to more pretzels.

They should have made McDonald's hamburger. That's just normal crust with salt. It should have been a twisty. That's not normal crust. We've eaten so many pizzas. You got pizza rye. Hey, hey, you know what's different about this? We're gonna figure it out. We're gonna figure it out. Crazy.

It's different about these pizzas. The sauce. It is, there's, that's partly right. Oh, oh, oh, it's stuffed, I forgot. Maybe stuffed crust will be good this time. It's stuffed crust. Dude, dude, I had, you're soft. I had a...

I've been in a show for hours. I had stuffed crust pizza from like a local pizza place and it was amazing. They didn't cut it well. Really? Well, it was real real like the cheese they put on the pizza not like government cheese. Oh Let's try it. I'm gonna try this do it. I can open. Oh Which one is that is that the this is the one boy the raspberry? Okay. Thank you I was waiting for you to say raspberry or syrup and you can open it. They're completely different Do you have your bottle opener? Of course I do and that's all the plates my Charlie Brown I was waiting for you to say raspberry or syrup. And you said something completely different.

Do you have your bottle opener? Of course I do. And that's all the plates. My Charlie Brown. Hey, I'm good, I worked out today, so I'm gonna be clear. No? Cheers. Hold on. Nick missed it. I'm waiting.

It's still, there we go. At least he was looking at something that was happening. They were eating the pizza. Gracie sniffed the pizza first. We gotta see if it smells like pretzels. Y'all want cheese? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Did you say y'all want cheese? Yeah, cheese first. I mean, the it smells like pretzels. Y'all want cheese? Yeah. Did you say y'all want cheese? Yeah, cheese first.

I mean, The one that says cheese sauce. They both have cheese on them. Cheese sauce. Oh, Eric, drink out of your piss cup. You little piss boy. Luke, Eric's piss cup, Gracie. It's for fiddling with piss.

Drink it in the pee. He bought it himself. He insisted he only drink out of his. He kept saying, I deserve it and I want it and I'm thirsty. Thank you. This is weird. Well, enough arms to get two. Hey, don't spoil the review.

Even though the episode's out. You might be right about it being cold. I'm just trying to get to the vessel part. Well, maybe this one is just inherently more flavorful than the maple one. Maybe the piss residue in your cup. You look so upset about it, Gracie. That just sounds gross. Can I use this cup?

Yes. Ooh, this is quite nice. You could have more than that if you would like. Well, I don't wanna pour too much if I don't like it. I think you're gonna like it. I don't think you're gonna dislike it. Okay, there it is. Wait, it tastes like a...

Like a melted Icy at the movies. Ooh! Like when you get blue and Coke. Awesome maple syrup. That's, it's blue and Coke. Blue and Coke. They should just change it to blue and Coke. Wait, what are we talking about?

But that's exactly what it tastes like. Blue raspberry and Coke Icy. Did we record the episode yet? We should do that now. Again? Bye.