100% Eat - Are You Being Stupid on Purpose? %% Jack in the Box Sourdough Scrambler

Episode Date: October 7, 2025

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Welcome to 100% eat the show where we try every fast food restaurant no matter the aisle or what side it's on. To let you know if you need it, you probably do. I'm your host alongside my co-host who believes in the same things that I believe. Jordan, how are you? What do you believe in exactly? I believe in being a real patriot. Yeah, what do you mean?

The hat says it all. The hat says it all. Here, look. You want to put yours on? Yeah. Here, you put that... Over the same... You don't want to wear that?

No, it's all you buddy. This is the real Patriot app. This is again why we needed to just go ahead and surgically attach that other hat. I can't find it. Oh, really? That didn't take longer. It's because I was wearing it so much.

Yeah. When you got like fluffy curly hair and you start to sweating your ass off, your hat just gets thrown. Well, I will say the weather is like actually like changed over the last two days. It's almost the morning stage. It's so nice.

It dropped like 10 degrees yesterday. Yeah. When you just get those. crisp mornings. You're like, oh, it's common. And then the rest of the day is like 92? What you hate? Yeah. Does it still feel like a gun? We got it.

We did 100% treat the other day. I bought a bunch of merch from the, from the Gavin Newsom store. It really worked out well that like that stuff came the day we were doing it. Yeah. And everyone, I just put it near. It's like, it's like a loaded gun. It is. He's like brainishing a weapon?

It's just, oh, it's only ever going to a picture and there's no context in the picture. Nick's scared over there. He's already... He's touching it. Show off the sign. Yeah, he's already next to the don't poke the bear sign. Don't poke the bear yard sign. Like that you get the context a little more with the yard sign, but...

Oh, he touched it! Jordan touched him! You're infected. I'll Photoshop it. I'll Photoshop. You're infected with the woke mind virus. Spreading. Like the symbiote. I got my Stanley, though. Oh, that's good.

That's cool. Where's yours? Yeah, where's your... You got one from 100% treat? No, I think it was for everybody. No, it was for you. It was specifically... I don't know.

I think it was for everybody. Yeah. I don't remember that. I don't think it's a good idea for us to be drinking out of the same straw. No, you're thinking of his pee mug. That's communal. And it's back there and it's fine. We ate the Jack in the Box sourdough scrambler.

That's right. It's a breakfast day. It's a breakfast day because I'm going to Dallas to see Duolipa today. Mm-hmm. So we had to get together a little early. Jack in the Box. this 24 hour breakfast. Yeah, Eric did a little

wake and bake. Watch the ride along. It's all in there. Somebody was... He was baking in a different way. Somebody said, don't leave it in. I have to take the heat for this. Oh, oh.

It's wonderful. Absolutely leave it in. You got to see, everything isn't a monkey mask. No. Nope. You got it. You got to check it out. You got to dry on Eric.

I was still happy with it. I got Nick that whiteboard. He could hold up again. Oh, that's right, Nick. Right, so you can stop talking. Now, where is it? It's right there. There it is.

It's in your little pocket. Your little side pocket. Got the... Are you being... Are you being stupid on purpose? When I opened it up... Hey, nobody even remembers what happened in Eric's car. What's backwards.

Oh no, you're... That's why I wasn't work here. Are you being stupid on purpose? When I opened it up and was like... But it was like, look, Nick, here it is. Like, you could start, uh, you could start writing on it right now. Oh, man. You don't have to wait for the cameras. Oh, shit.

Jordan couldn't wait to have Nick write on the thing and not talk anymore. Holy shit. Oh, man. No! Are you, there it is. It was in black and white. Oh, boy. Guys. Emotionless and white. Remind me. Emotionless and white. Something like that.

Oh, man. Are you stupid? 24-hour breakfast is the jack-in-the-box thing figured we should do a breakfast thing but with the timing that we kind of had and the timing that we were trying to hit Nick wrote backward backward nice job dude that's pretty good

that's legible yeah it looks like you only really struggled with like the devil which is weird because that's a lot of the W is the only one that's The kettle and do nothing the right way. Wonky.

That's very interesting. As you were saying exactly what I was thinking and so I just nodded and laughed and didn't have to say it. Pretty good. I wanted us to go to... It's because I got Jordan hot. I hop and Denny's...

Jesus Christ. I hop and Denny's I'm used to putting it in my tea, but... Yeah, I put MDMA in my tea. Herbal tea. It's an Australian thing Denny's and IHop also have some breakfast stuff But nice

But we have to bleep that Because we will get demonetized I'm just letting you know There's a bleep on YouTube You go bleep that Obviously once is the dog I'm reminding him in case he doesn't hear the second one Okay I'm ignoring him

Is that the only word? What word can't you? That's it? As far as I know that's the demonetized word What if you're an Australian YouTuber? I don't know You're fucked Yeah right

Yes It happens to my wife all the time For her podcast All the time Oh, not you're talking about your wife. Well, no. On her podcast, they're speaking about it and about Chinese batteries. They read it and she's like, we got doing monetized again.

And then she found that common thread is like, oh, if you say that, that is, they like automatically like no review, no nothing. It's in one of the words George Carlin said that you can't say. Yeah, but you can say all the other ones. Yeah. Right. It's the first seven seconds. Right about one of them. What's the equivalent for male genitalia to that word?

there's not one really like cock but nobody really cares no nothing that hits is hard there's nothing it hits is hard like getting kicked in the make sure you believe that cool

you only need to believe it for YouTube I don't care about the other the rest of the podcast I can stay it just take him out of YouTube put him in the ride along put him during the silence what if I write there's going to be a lot of space in that too

so it'd be good what it's fine go for it Moron? Yeah, I'm not doing that. I don't think he was being on purpose, that. Are you more on purpose?

I don't think it was on purpose. So we are, it's not. Everybody's yelling at everybody else. It's not, I snuck my way right out of that. It's not like we have like a time crunch, time crunch today, but we couldn't hit like a sit down restaurant. So we had to find like a mass food. Also, we don't want to.

I'm tired of going to breakfast sit down restaurants. I feel the same one. They're fucking terrible. It always sucks. Yeah, we get it. And we always go like, uh-huh. And then we get some kind of gray food. We were across the street from the Waffle House

But that's not a place you Look, I'm going to go for breakfast I'm already going to Dallas My chance of getting shot tonight It's already up there, okay? I'm not going to go to Waffle House the same day. Waffle House is where you go for like 2 a.m. breakfast. You know what's crazy?

This is where you go to die. Ray had never been and it's gone like twice in two days. I don't know why they've never eaten a waffle before. Does he know you can get them from somewhere else? It's a valid question. I don't know. might not uh he might not yeah he might not so i don't fucking know it's the cold waffle house

so waffle house you're right there is one up here but there's not it's not like we're only trying to do limited stuff all the time if there's a restaurant we want to hit we can hit it but waffle house like what are we going to review like waffles chattergun i wouldn't even get the waffles yeah i wouldn't either he would just get like yeah this is write it down this is why the sign is so important right it I can't write that way. That's fine.

You can just flip it later. I won't. Then fucking let them do it. Just leave it backwards. Let the audience flip it. Okay. They got to fight for your love, Nick. Let them fight.

That's a power move too because they know you could flip it. You're choosing not to. You fucking figured out. See how fast they make all their stupid memes in the Discord and shit? And you're like, well, they'll never be able to understand what I wrote. I don't want inconvenience anyone. They can figure it out. Jordan made it like a worse color in the Discord because they deserved a lot.

because they wanted it. Well, there's, there's so many things that happen for the bugs that are on accident, but still fitting. Yeah. Like, we needed all, like, the tiers to be different colors. And I chose red for the bugs.

But then, like, people were like, oh, it's kind of like, I'm on dark mode and it's kind of hard to see. And I was like, bugs are hard to see. Yeah. Watch out. You'll get stepped on.

Yeah, there you go. You're small. You're a little. Everyone's looking at you. It's this dark red that doesn't really, uh, come through. Be a bum.

the bug, don't be a bug. And then there was another thing where it was like, I can't post gifts for some reason. And I was like, well, that was on accident, but also that's awesome. Bugs can't post gifts. I didn't know that. That's fucking awesome. And the bugs themselves are like, no, we shouldn't be able to. Yeah, they like fought for their own

lack of rights. Like they know. They're like, you're right, I shouldn't be. Yeah. It should be harder for me to read. Yeah. That happened. I'm just the bug. So that's, I think they'll be fine. Now, YouTube, go fuck yourself. You seize. Nice

The Discord Our Discord is the only Discord that I spend any time in And it's good It's good It's very good I like it It's also people are funny

Like we get done streaming And I get home And I immediately jump on the Discord To see like Oh yeah Because I know they're hanging out It's like the movie just let out Usually I see Jordan around in there

I did that after we watched The Crow last time Yeah Yeah I went in there I started saying a bunch of crazy shit About the crow And a couple people didn't realize

It was me at first Oh awesome Remember being like, bro, I was about to fucking say. I was like, guys, we should just watch the crow again. We should just do a third crow viewing. And like, before they realized it was Michael, uh, with a trash bag on his head. Garbo Man is my discord. Oh, man.

Oh, shit. But it's, it's good. It's a good discord. It's a lot of fun. You join it at patreon.com slash 100% eat. You can jump on. But, uh, we wanted to do a fast food breakfast. Jack in the box 24 hour breakfast.

Right. They also have the scrambler, which they just brought back. Oh, they brought it back. Yeah. But there's also like, for the time. that we were meeting today, it would, there's no way

we would have gotten breakfast at like any other place, I don't think. Yeah. Not a fast food place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because everything ends, it's like,

why? Why does it, it feels like it's a 1045 thing or whatever where it's like, why are we doing it all like a 15 minute mark? I feel like it changes all the time too. I remember McDonald's used to go up to like 11.30.

Mm-hmm. And I was like, I was 10.30, I think. Yeah, you would have like so much time to work with. Like to have a late breakfast. 11 would be nice. They're the real game change.

I think I'll wake up sometimes like on the weekend or if I'm free on the weekday and it's like 10, 12 or like I wake up and I fall back to sleep and I'm like, oh, I'll get breakfast and it's like 10, 12 and I'm just like get dressed and run over there and then like if there's a line, I'm fucked anyway, if it gives me 10 minutes

to the window and it's like, it can be 11! Yeah. Just makes me think that they don't really care about the breakfast. It's like they're offering it just because like it's something they've done before. Unless it starts at like 5 a.m. There's waiting to get to lunch. Yeah. I think if they could eliminate, I really think if they could eliminate their breakfast and it would not cause like a stir,

they would do it. I definitely think McDonald's would just be like, we're not fucking dealing with that shit. Yeah. Now our costs are way down because we don't have to have this thing for six hours. It's just the whole menu all day. But there's probably so many people that just go to McDonald's for breakfast. Absolutely. That is why I think they can never eliminate it. And Jack in the Box is trying to get in on that by going, we have it all day.

But something about it being all day. But I don't want Jack in the Box ever. I don't want Jack in the Box any day. That's why it's a McDonald's problem. Yeah. jack-in-the-box problem. Yeah. Like if McDonald's did breakfast all day, I'd probably only go there and get the breakfast stuff.

Oh, I, dude, if it was a 3 p.m. McGriddle or whatever, oh, I'm all in. Weren't they doing breakfast all-day for a minute? They either had straight-up all-day breakfast or they had limited all-day breakfast. Like, limited items you could get all day. But I feel like it was right before COVID. It was right. It was like COVID-adjacent somehow. So then COVID-s, like, fucked everything anyway.

Like, I don't know that they would have stayed permanently anyway, but yeah, they definitely had later breakfast menu items, I'm sure of it, like past the 10-30 type deal. Just an egg mcuffin, dude. Yeah. There's people that hate fast food to get egg muffins. Like, it's a pretty healthy sandwich, actually. It feels better than, like, all the good

nutritional value too. Yeah, yeah. It feels better than McDonald's hamburger. It feels better than most breakfast you would just make for yourself at home. Like cereal and, like, a cinnamon roll.

And like, yeah, I'm sure they're frozen or whatever. You got the little, um, the egg circles or whatever. Yeah. But it's so, like, nice and concise and not sloppy and greasy and falling everywhere and shit. It's right there and it's not going everywhere.

And they have their- McDonald's has their coffee and their coffee's like for fast food it's decent It's no Chips Ahoy Oreo

Monster cookie It's not coffee thing Um Whatever this Michael's like We gotta get that That felt like Vietnamese coffee

This was just like super strong It's so sweet It's not so much the caffeine But the sugar Yeah He wrote it back He did it looks good Slop

Oh nice It's pretty good Good job buddy That's good He, like, really zoned in on that for a little while, too. Whatever we were talking about five minutes ago. He's got, he's writing it backwards. No, he was still, he was still talking about Waffle House.

You just have to write a bunch of phrases backwards and then point to them when you're like, when you, like, I agree. No, like, just hit it, like, get it ready with it. He's working on it now. Oh, good. We, okay. Hold on. Yeah, yeah, pause the conversation. Let's go to Waffle House.

Is the, no. Oh, your S looks like a Z But it's good, it's good No, yeah, that's so makes sense Um McDonald's coffee, fine This is the first time I think I've ever had What Jack in the Box calls their coffee

I don't think you have I'm not so sure there Michael, do a leap of plans Nice, Michael We finished it and Michael just went I think I just drink chocolate milk It's just chocolate milk. It's the only reason I was able to finish it

Because I realized it was chocolate milk Yeah, because it's so sweet I only had a couple sips before I just I dumped it. It's, It's very sweet. Yeah. But it's sweet, but like the sweetness is only coming from whatever the fuck the cookies are.

Yeah. And it doesn't taste like that. It's just sweet coffee. It's just sweet, sweet, sweet. But this is also what Jack in the box does. Like, you were talking about it. The other day you got like the monster munchy meal or whatever. Yeah, coming back from Houston.

And it's just here's all the, we scooped it. We put everything in a barrel. We scooped it. It's like a, it's like a rice bed of curly fries. Yep, and then everything else is kind of just chock on top of. Here's one mozzarella stick. Yeah, one long mozzarella stick that's like congealed from the moment you rip it open. Oh, and they didn't give me any fucking sauce for any of it.

That's insane. Chicken nuggets, fries, fries, nothing. It's the driest grease box. They didn't give me any fucking sauce. I just want to point out, it's Jack in the box. What did you expect? Yeah, I mean. We ordered mariners and they get in curly fries.

That's all I expected. Yep. But you know how to do that. And I got a Halloween cup. Nice. A plastic Halloween cup. Hell yeah. It's got pumpkins on it and shit.

It's... Gracie would love it. Yeah. This is like the stuff that they do. It is fried food in a box, overly sweet drink concoction. Tacos for 99 cents. I do think that they, Jack in the Box does a good job of carving out their own little thing that they do. Even kind of separate from like Taco Bell, which is like almost a cuisine unto itself.

The problem with Jack in the Box is that the things they do are never good. I think that's a great way to put it. I don't ever want them. No, I think it's a great way to put it down. It's like, hey, we're doing stuff nobody else does. Okay. Right, there's a reason. But I don't want that.

There's a reason no one else is doing the stuff you guys are doing. And they go, right, and you go, right? Yeah. We're out of this impact. Right. Yes. I'm like, based on here and things they have, I don't think we are. Are you being stupid on purpose right now?

I'm not being stupid on purpose. Oh, you're talking about, I'm talking to Jack. I see. It's just they were like the first people to do. Sometimes you do things. say no one else is doing this thing I'm doing. Look what I'm doing. No one's doing this.

The envelope in the car. No one's doing this thing I'm doing. And other people go, I don't want that thing you're doing. And I go, but I'm doing it so well. Jack in the box. It's funny. Doing it so well. One of the first places to do Chipotle, I remember.

And like Chabata. Yeah. Chabata. That's a bread. Yeah. CB? Yeah. They were tried.

Shabata bread. They try different stuff, but the only thing that seems to stick around is the sourdough. And do you feel like the sourdough is worth it to stick around? I mean, it's not. like shit, right? It wasn't like I didn't have the sourdough and go, this is taking place of something else but it certainly wasn't like a thing

it wasn't like this is the thing. It would be better if it tastes like sourdough. It was really just bread at that moment. That's what I'm saying. It's just bread. I don't think any other bread is missing that slot. Also sourdough never, I've never had sourdough in a circular, in a perfect little circle. In a flat medallion. Like their chicken. Yeah, they cut it like the McDonald's eggs. Yeah. They put the bread in there.

It's not very soury and It was more doughy. Yeah. Usually it's harder. It's also, and I feel this way with all their sourdough stuff or whatever, it's greasy. The outside of the bread,

I think it's supposed to be like butter. Did you see it? I think that's what it's supposed to do. When I threw it? Yeah, I saw I'd go everywhere. That egg went everywhere. What's that like fake butter? Like, is it oleo or like?

Oh yeah. Remember when they were doing that with with chips? Chips? Like a poison plan. Remember when they were doing that with chips and they're like, this is like, this fat. your body doesn't even digest and then people were like awesome and it made everyone shit crazy style sounds awful

it just gave you like a leaky colon and explosive diarrhea yeah you can tell by the that's that's it was then harry potter yeah oh the leaky colon they go get a pint of piss and yeah you're a pizzered harry No, I like it. Pissert's pretty good. Oh, on its own, but coming from the leaky collar. Yeah, it was worth it. I like it. It was good.

You can tell by the way we talk about Jack in the Box that they deserved to be banned in the last iteration of the show. That is true. Yeah. And that they are on like the shortest of leashes. They are a thin ice restaurant. We have these, Michael Duck real quick. We have these crochets that we got from 100% tree. It's the tiny tacos.

One of them's red. One of them is red is evil and one of them is small. regular and good. And then also, Hummy Nustard. You got some humming nest, dude. Humming Nustre. Yep. So it's, it's good. We're filling out more of our set and everything. And there's Fiona. Still there. Still there's our little guys over here. Yep. And the ball you can never see in the bathtub.

Yeah, there's, there's a, like a Fushigi style wall. Yeah, Fushigi. Giant. Oh, man, that takes me back to Walmart in the early 2000. Oh, and it used to be cool. You'd like really crack someone in the head with. Jesus. Heavy duty. But we won't. Well, right? If you say so. Well, we'll just leave it at the bottom of the steps for next time Eric was sliding down. Nick went up the stairs backwards and I was impressed. I did. When did you do that? Today when you were filming? When he was getting a phone call

from his brother? Oh yeah. You said that he went, I did. I forgot. I'm just that good. He's just that good. I'm always doing great athletic feats and then forgetting about them. It's my gift. I'm sorry. I didn't even register. I'm mortal. Odd that you were impressed by that. You see, I've also been... I'm a pizard and you are... I've also been quietly breathing this whole time. Impressed? No.

I am. You guys want to learn about Jack in the Box? Yeah, please. Yay! I suppose we should move on, huh? Our last Jack in the Box episode was on May 20th, 20th, 2025, where we ate the Jack in the Box, Nashville, hot chicken, and mozzarella sticks.

It's an average rating of 31.5. Any memory? No. But they must just sucks, based on that score. Was that the one where, like, we didn't. have something? No, the, we went and we got it, but it was a thick red, like, yeah, almost like a paste that was all over them, and the mozzarella stick had it all over, and it was just, they were

red, they were just red, red and angry? They were just red, really greasy, because it was, we kept going, like, they just mix the shit with oil, and then, like, they just throw it all over it. Sounds like jacking the box based on our previous conversation. And it was really like, yeah, just did not fare well. there you go. Jack in the box which had another dismal earnings report announced it would be closing nearly 200 locations to right the ship in a confusing move they also announced that they're opening locations in the

Chicago area got to feed the National Guard something I guess suck down some 99 cent tacos soldier your country needs you to you need to be get out there and get them and you know which them he means Jordan would you rather be sitting here in the car right? They are opening. I feel like the hat would like somehow correct this now. So they're closing. They're closing 150 to 200 restaurants.

They're closing like 7 in Houston, a dozen in San Antonio. They're just closing a ton of them. And they're like, and also, oh, so sad about these closures. And Chicago, welcome in five new restaurants. 40 years ago, they tried to open them in Chicago, and they were like run out of town. nobody wanted it and so they went hmm it's been 40 years we better give it a shot to give it another shot

there must be some data that they have that's like Chicagoans will eat slop food I mean they already drink maloart fucking crazy right oh what do you Michael what are you laughing at what's that you're reading the next fact maybe I just want to quick note here maybe

maybe they're doing our country a favor opening all these jack in the box I should talk about the national car Make all the National Guard soldiers super sick. They're super soldiers. You're super sick, super soldier? Yeah.

It's super sick. Drink this coffee. That's why they couldn't catch that guy on the body. Hey, National Guard. Everyone get in Eric's car. Roll up the windows. My name is Michael's about to get you. Oh man, now we want the munchy meal.

I like the red tacos. Jack. Did you see Alex Jones mustache you have one day? What? And then he shaped it. He didn't have the guts to keep it going. Yeah, he bailed like mid-show. Yeah.

Oh, really? Yeah. Because it's like, his viewership was like a third or something. Because people were just posting gifts and pictures of him with a Hitler mustache and going, what's this? Man, how? Because it wasn't provocative in the way where people were like, I got to tune in. They just went. Yeah.

Oh, finally. It also. Finally, it's mask off. Yeah, right. Much like that hat. Yeah. He had the mustache. And the post was he made his like the new Democratic.

outfit or something like that and everyone's like anyway ignoring that text here's the picture of Alex Jones what hit her must have. So then I sent to the group chat and Jordan was like and then I went I should have punched him when I had the chance.

Absolutely you had it. You were right there all right. I know about AJ though in Edwardsville Illinois a man was lying on the ground and a jack in the box when the driver pulled in and hit him dragging him across the parking lot what?

We say that this occurred during a power outage, which is why the driver may not have seen the man, but why was the guy just lying down in a jack-in-box parking lot in the dark? He probably ate the jack-in-the-box, and it made him hopping mad. Then he got tired and had to lay down for five to 15 minutes. Imagine if he died. Imagine if his last meal was jack-in-the-boxes tacos like some national guardsmen. I'm confused. If it's dark, how come the car didn't see him?

What the fucking light, though? I don't know. The power being out has nothing to do with this. I guess like the parking lot lights, but other than that, yeah, even though you think it should be on like an emergency. I read the article, but then I watched the news report video

and the woman delivering it. No, no. The woman delivering it was like, an Evansville man got run over in, got run over to Jagglebox parking lot, and he got dragged all around the parking lot. It was like, Why are you explaining it so weird?

That's awesome. That was like, dude, there's this one fucking old clip. It's about like 10, 15 years old. And it's like, he's talking about somebody got struck by lightning. And he's like, struck by lightning. He's like, they'll cut to them out. And it's a, eh, aye, aye, aye, aye. In the hospital.

And I'm like, oh, that. What the... The tape malfunctiones? The guy goes... Well, that's that. They don't sound like that. It really... Jordan, we have to watch after this.

The guy pauses and just got to like laugh out. He's like, ugh. They didn't sound like that. Somebody gets struck by lightning. They do a news story on it. They interview this person in the hospital. I... I...

I, I, I, I, aye. And it's... It's what he sounded like. It's really what happens. Oh, my God. It didn't sound like that. I was watching this weekend. I think it was college football or something.

But it was the local news interstitial thing. Yeah. It was like coming up after the game, this report, why this dangerous criminal could be released sooner than expected after the game. After the game. The guards are waiting. So they wrap this thing up.

If U-T loses this one, it's two minutes left. Everything is online. I think my favorite news blooper is when this news anchor says this man climbed Mount Everest. But the surprising thing is that he's gay. I mean, he's not gay. He's blind.

He's blind. But have you seen the video of him being filmed at his home when she says that? There's video of him at home watching the news report that he's on. moment. And it's him sitting there and he's blinded. His family's around and he's gay. I mean, not gay, blind

and he just goes, what? Do you think his first thought was they're doing a story about someone else? Do you think his first thought was how did they know? Because that's the funniest answer. Oh shit! That's the funny. I'm blood. Do I look gay? Have I

look gay? Does nobody told me? You said this shirt looked fine on me. You said I looked super strange. Big Gay Al from South Park. That would be so funny blind finding out you look gay and you thought you were super macho. The funniest thing about that

is just like, it's just like he's gay and it's like, oh, I'm sure it was just a slip up and it was something like closely related to that word. He's blind. Blind? What? That's not even close. Not only are they not too close things, Jordan, but I don't know. Is it harder for a gay man to climb out of Everest? The first time for even this gay guy got through all that snow.

Oh, man. Oh, shit. Oh, man. Let's keep wondering about jack the box. To battle slumping sales, CEO Lance Tucker announced that Jack in the Box is investing $50 million to refresh the look and revamp the customer experience of the restaurant. Quote, we have 24-hour breakfast and we have 24-hour menu generally. And you can get an egg roll. Huh?

said Tucker cool honestly maybe the guy who got run over by the car might be a better fit as a CEO he knows what people want car ma'am every restaurant will have a universal studio style stunt show under the new CEO flat Stanley

suck on that egg roll Tucker and you can get an egg roll I don't think he knows anything about the menu he's just like 24 hour breakfast 24 hour menu like we have it you can get egg roll

that is that is you selling Jack in the box to your friends when you want Jack in the box Oh guys you can get an egg roll They got

They got coin chicken I don't really want a burger Dude you don't have to get a burger You can you get dude They got whole pin you poppers You get it An egg roll In a different way

When I talk about cookout And how cool it is That you can get like A corn dog as a side Oh yeah I think that's cool but I'm not using that as a like, we gotta go check it out.

Right, but this is the CEO. Yeah, exactly. This is cool as shit. Guys, you can get an egg roll. Pretty sure you can get an egg roll at cookout too. Why not? This guy's only been CEO for like six months. And so, don't think for much longer.

Don't worry, no one's going to run there much longer. The slumping sales. I want to be in that company, call. Slumping sales, closing location. You can invest $50 million to refresh the look and revance the customer experience. Maybe just save that 50 million. Yep. Yeah.

The look or the experience is not where people aren't going to jack in the box. What can we really control that will make people like jack in the box? Well, sir, I think maybe we could fix the food. No, we already sell egg rolls. Everything's fine. We have a 24-hour menu generally. So I'm just thinking like maybe our logo isn't good enough. Well, I mean, sir, I just don't think that the egg roll is enough for you. is enough reason to get people in here.

What if we... Different types of eggs? What if we get people in the lobby through a viral like a viral marketing type event where someone's getting run over and dragged around in circles? We pack everybody into the restaurant for safety

and then we pump them with Delta 8. What the fuck? And then like... And everyone wants munchy. 100 munchy meals. Munchy mayhem. Munchy mayhem. Give me the flat coin chicken.

Yeah. Was it Taco Bell or Jack in the Box that used to do that annoying commercial where it was like, we're open late and it's the guy ordering... And he's all like stone or whatever? He's like, could I get a... I think it was Jack in the Box.

Because he's like, can I get 99 tacos? For $2? Like, no one that did like high. Like come get our... No, yeah, Taco Bell definitely tried to lean into that too. Yeah, but not like as... Jack in the Box was... Jack in the Box is like...

Hey, Stoner, me. Yeah, right. We get the monkey meal. Taco Bell's like, up late. Mm-hmm. Fourth meal. Fourth meal. They went...

It was a much better... Right. Like, a little more classy direction with fourth meal. That's why we call them classy bell. Which is also my nickname for Drake Bell. Jack in the box has a Twitch stream where he's a V-Tuber and plays Borderlands and Silent Hill.

You could donate $1 to get your name on Jack's head or $5 for Jack to do an impression. Yeah, we think you should do an impression of a restaurant with focus that knows what it's doing and doesn't lose 60% of its stock in a year. Can you nail that one? Can you do an impression of the guy that got run over by the car? That's the one we actually want to see. You can tell Eric was very tickled by the man getting run over at the parking lot.

Fucking Lime. As he continued to pop up in every bag. Lying down in a jack-in-the-box parking lot when it's dark. That's awesome. Yeah, it just seems like a good enough spot. Who knows what'll happen? I've been one-wheeling with Cameron. Yeah.

He's been getting on the one-wheel. He's learning out of using. He's real good at it, thankfully. skateboard but Alfredo Alfredo Cameron and I went one-wheeling the other day and we ended up like because his didn't charge right and so he was already

like at low battery when we left and I had this route planned like through downtown where we'd only go through traffic a little bit but then we were like searching for a charger at night like a plug so we got like further in the traffic than I wanted to get you're just looking for a public outlet at that point yeah there's like they're like on the maps on like

the one wheel app oh wow okay so like people can mark them yeah and so there's those are like surefire ones but like I you if you just see one you can just no I'm not turn on no like public ones they're like timer yeah we tried to do that at the park when we were trying to set up that yeah on the machine we were

trying to hack yep yeah so we had to look around a little bit but but like I was getting a little worry he was going to get run over by a car because we were going through traffic lot and we finally like got out and we're in like a neighborhood and I'm without afraid I was like obviously like I don't want him get hit by

a car because I'm like I'm taking them one I'm supposed to be like Sean I'm gonna do it like not just the riding it but like the safeties of riding around and whatever I was like so I don't want to get me hit two I'd be so jealous if you get by a car I'd be so mad that he got by a car not me and Fraydo's like why would you say that I'm like

because it'd be funny be cool I get like right roll over the top you know I'd like jump off of it like that would bum me the fuck out if camera was like bro this guy's been one like three times to get by a car jealous why all cool things happen to him you see it happen to him you're like that's not at all that's exactly what would have happened It would look so much cooler if I did it. That is exactly what you're like.

It wouldn't have been filmed. Yeah. I would have done it, you know, in Happy Gilmore. Yeah. When he gets hit by the, the beetle. And he just goes, yeah. That's what I would do.

That's what I would do. That's what I would do for sure. I think I would just go under the tires. I don't think they would. Well, I mean, yeah, we know how you would do it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's a problem. Yeah, it would come out.

And your ankle would hurt forever. Yeah, we know. Exactly. I'd be with Eric. I'd get hit by a car on one wheel and I'd get up. And then, like, I'd find him on the ground hit by the one wheel. It would have, like, knock him over. It's the same ankle somehow.

Dude, that's always my number one concern. I eat shit on one of those things is my one wheel flying into traffic and hitting a car. Or, like, hitting a person. And it's like, I'm going to sue you. I think it was the same. It was either that night or, like, a couple days after we did last week's Michael Jordan podcast. And we were talking about, like, just, like, calling each other up and doing, like, whatever we want to. The other person wants to do that night.

And you did like an Instagram live stream where you were just like one wheel on around downtown. Yeah. Oh, did you really? And I was like, yeah. It was like an hour and five minutes. I was like, I totally would have done. Like if you, if you had called me up, I would have done that with you. But also I don't know if I could have it on though.

Oh, I know you don't have like. You would have John. Oh, you could do scooter. I could scoot. I could scoot no problem. That's, uh, yeah. How was that? Yeah, but it's too late.

It's too late. It's too late. And also the fun of it is kind of the one wheel. I would absolutely not take you on that. Are you kidding me? That's the, It's an insane thing for him to say. You would hit the car.

I'm like, oh, Jordan, I'd take you on a Michael night, and you're like, we'll see. He's like, you had one wheel through traffic with you. I would like to try to one wheel, but not in that, not in that, that's like, not like going down town, yeah, that's like attempt. That's way after you know how to win a wheel. We got to go to a park or something like Jordan one wheel. Yeah.

Just in circles. Mueller parks, nice. Okay. Very nice. Oh, yeah, a nice walk way around, around the lake. And then I went home, then I one-wheeled. to a bar and then I did karaoke. Oh yeah, that's right, we were talking about that.

Yeah, fucking cool. I did karaoke like all night. Hell yeah. It was only like one other woman and then the guy running the karaoke because no one else was submitting songs. So I started putting like, I started putting Eminem in and then other people kept doing M&M so then I kept running up. Yeah.

Yeah, there was like four M&M songs or something. That's awesome. Anyway, those are all the facts. Those are the facts. They were. Remember when the guy got run over? Yeah. That was your favorite. It was the coolest part. It was the coolest.

I thought I was going to do a whole National Guard's thing for like all the facts. And then the guy got, and then the guy got run over and I went, ah, we're shifting gears. We're shifting gears, baby. That guy, like the guy driving the car. What's trying to do? Jack in the box being a San Diego restaurant was always. Must be so embarrassing for you. It is now.

Growing up, it was always like the place because everything was so cheap and like shitty. But everything was cheap. and shitty and it was fine like it was like oh that's all we expected it to be not like Walmart in 2002 no man you wish it was Walmart in 2002 I'm wearing my old nobi shirt I was trying to remember what I was trying to remember what

it was like old noby and Ubi Ubu you oh yeah you the UBO UBO oh my favorite anime we watched a my friend my friend Robbie had quote tweeted a video of an AI Walmart video that was like remember Walmart was cool in 2002 and I read that out loud to these guys and they just went

No. Michael said exactly what I was going to say was like Walmart's never been cool. Never! Yeah. I was like you're from the Enforcian generation where you missed the last cool stores. Like Toys of Ross was like cool as a kid. Best Buy was cool as an adult when you had a job and before everything was streaming.

Circuit City. Because even now the Circuit City was cool. Circuit City was very cool. Fries. I love fries. See I never really had a fries growing up. Those electronic stores were like you could just meander in and it was right. Walmart was not that. Walmart is where you had to get like your dog food and then like whatever. Mom needs deodorant, like that

kind of shit. You know fries and like Arizona are also grocery stores? What do you mean? Like they're much more they're much more like general like how? What? I think he means kind of like a Walmart. A similar to Walmart. That sounds cool like 2002 Walmart? Yeah. I thought that they closed all the fries. I don't know. I'm just telling you like when they were open. No, that's crazy. I think of going to a toy store.

Are they all micro centers now? I think they're opening new micro centers now, yeah. It's the thing you can't catch because it's like you go to a toy store like Walmart or the toy section. It's like a couple rows of that. Toys R Us was all that. That's all it was, yeah. But even now, that shit doesn't exist anymore.

It's not, it's like throwback toy shit. Like especially there's tons of in Austin. Yeah. Where it's like, look, remember when there used to be toy stores, toy store? Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like smaller versions and they're like specialty toys and it's also like half, half, half puzzles or like comics or manga

or some themed They're trying to throw other stuff in there Because you can't have a toy store anymore And it's like not just a toy store but you can It would be some insane niche thing or whatever You can't run a conglomerate toy store Because they just don't make that many toys like that Yeah buy in person anymore

That's that's toys or us whatever 90s Which Walmart will never have It has three aisles yeah of toys And sometimes and my kids like, yeah, because they don't know any better. They have no idea. That's the most toys that they look around. This is pathetic.

Yeah. You didn't know how good. Oh, look. We had it. One shelf of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, not two aisles of them. Yep. You just keep going. Jurassic Park toys.

Look at, like, they're all like six deep and you're just like, okay, let me keep looking. Nope. Okay, let me keep looking. I was talking about, I want to go see that Roof Man movie. Yes. Because it takes place in the 90s in the toys or us. He brings out of prison. He hides in a toys of us.

We're just based on a real guy. Yeah. What were the other toys are? Like KB Toys. KB. Yeah, KB was always in the mall, though. Yeah, and it was smaller, but they had, but it was toys. They didn't have a pet store offshoot, too, did they?

Wasn't there a pet store in the mall all the time? That wasn't KB. A pet store? Yeah. I mean, there were pet stores in the mall, but I don't think it was related to KB Toys. But, like, other toy stores weren't really. What's crazy also is that, like, I'm trying to think. Yeah, right?

Besides GameStop, there used to be a ton of game stores. Babbage. Eby games. Funkoland. Funkoland. Funkoland was to me the coolest one. Like the one that I would always go to and was always like, you got to know, it was like right when I was like 16 or 17 and like had money

because I was working like a shitty job and had like a shitty car. But I would go and the guy would be like, hey, this guy just sold this game in and was like this, oh, it's used so it's cheaper. And I'm like, that's cheaper game, video game cheaper? What? And then you would buy shitty cheap video games. electronics boutique is where I would go. Yeah, it was that.

I remember, too, Funkoland was crazy because it had such a generalization of like, because they could overcharge. Yes. They would charge more. But like, as a parent, I could see that being like fucking annoying because it's like you already don't want to buy

her kid video games. It's already fucking expensive. But like if you were at least older or looking back on it now knowing then, bitch, they sold out of games. Yes. Right? Like new games would not be sold out.

I'll gladly pay 10 more. You used to go to the store and they just didn't have the game you wanted So you'd go home and not get it Yep, right That happened like plenty Like if there was a huge game, GoldenEye You could not buy GoldenE, 007 No, Star Fox 64 could not be bought fucking life

I bought that at Funkland for $70 Which I think was like a $50 game at the time Sure they ripped me off but it's like Motherfather But I had it all my friends are I have a fucking 1064 And I know I have one of the three games that I want It's not just about supply and domain

It's about the social pressure Right It's also just like Toys R Us has 800 slips Cool, but now they have zero So I'll go to Fungoland Yeah, yeah, yeah It's definitely that

It was like buying Pokemon cards At San Rio Surprise Oh yeah When they like first came out Yep They always had them But this is when They were like $299 a piece or something

They were like three bucks At GameStop They had them everywhere But you get Pokemon cards at GameStop They were like $10 at San Rio But they had them all year They had them all the time It's like you're reaching for a pack

I don't even remember I think we used to get our Pokemon cards from like Target you know oh yeah I don't really remember well everyone at the mall sold them yeah I mean you remember you just bounce from one of the other keyie toys yeah right yeah Sam Goody everybody fucking sold poker you talk about like an upcharge on everything remember Suncoast and like that shit was so expensive yes it was for VHS tapes of two episodes of Dragon Ball or whatever dude I had so many of those it'd be three it'd be three to four dude I think I told this story before yeah that's what I'm gonna say yes I think I told this before

but like the first I watched the trunks like oh First appearance where, like, Friza comes back as a robot and trunks kills Friza. I watched that before it aired and I was like, is this even real? Yeah, like, is this really happening? Who is this guy? Freezes a robot? Right, it seems so made up and he's killed in one second.

It's so, it's like filler shit, but it's not filler and it didn't even need to exist. Yeah, and it's like King Cole. Yeah, and this was like the only place you would find it too. I saw it in Spanish. Yeah, absolutely. I know Friza's like freezer, but his name's King Cole. old? Yeah. That's not even that crazy.

That is the most message board made up shit. And then you watch it. I just got this VHS tape. And he's a cool sword. He caught he caught Freeza in half. My uncle actually got me this tape which like immediately like you're on like the yeah. Like but that's what happened

and then you watch it and you go, motherfucker he was right. Yeah. God damn. Yeah. It wasn't until like months until that like aired on tsunami. Yep. Or whatever. That's the latest. A little bit after that. I think is when I started buying them. Like I was watching that shit on TV and then when it ended like,

oh, we'll just keep running reruns over and over and over and I must have had 20 or 30 VHS tapes. That's crazy. And if you had them, you know, they made a picture on the side and I had them all from the shelf. But yeah, they would usually come two tapes at a time three to four episodes. So you would get six to eight.

And they were like 25 bucks of tape or something. I had the Pokemon. Yep. Anime on VHS tapes too. Hell yeah. Fucking wild. Uh, Jordan, you want to teach us about the food? I mean, I want to keep talking about, like,

well, me too, but we'll have to say... Cool. You got so excited. Yeah! They got so excited. Spirit gunned. Yeah. Spir shotgun.

Jack in the box, sourdough scrambler, the breakfast sandwich feature scrambled eggs, two slices of melted American cheese. There were two. And your choice of hickory smoked bacon strips or grilled sausage, patty, all served on toasted sourdough round. sourdough rounds. The same bread used for the sourdough

Jackburger. They say that like it's such a cool thing. Whoa! They got that too! That's what they want you to do. Bro. It's the same. It's the same sourdough rounds. Bro. They're letting you have it for breakfast. You can have

an egg roll. That doesn't surprise me to though. When you went, there were two? That was very cheesy. It was a very cheesy sandwich. It doesn't surprise me that was two. It was Were they stacked on top of each? I don't know. I think there was like one on top, one on bottom. But I think mine at the wall, so I'm not really sorry.

There's egg everywhere. Listen to this quote. At Jack in the Box, we've always been for the people. Okay. The cravings they have. The value they deserve. And the troops that serve their country. And the variety they love.

Can you read that again, but really emphasize they? They love. We heard loud and clear from our fans that we've been. We've been missing the mark. They're holding us accountable. Oh, no. We've been missing the mark. Wait, is this a jack-in-the-box press material, is this ours?

This is what Eric wanted me to read after I got out of his car. I kept pointing out of Michael. Don't light it again! We've been missing the mark on some of the key value points that customers truly care about. Uh-huh. And we're committed to making it right. Our new cup rollout is a step

we're taking towards fighting shrinkflation and giving consumers more for less a strategy you'll continue to see hit our menus in the future said Ryan Ostrom Jack in the Box EVP

chief customer and digital officer made up fucking title Over the last 75 years we became a burger place known for its tacos by challenging the set This is a continuation of that same energy. I can't believe this is real. As we head toward our anniversary,

you'll see our CEO, Jack Box, popping up to share these updates in his signature, irreverent style. I could have swore it was Lance Tucker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you get egg roll. So, what do you want? Guys, we hear you loud and clear.

We know what you want. Hey, we fucking. suck shit and we uh we know now check out these cups yeah yeah and i'm curious what he's talking about i hope it was it one of the free cups that i got could be um lind do you feel like do like things are made right well i have to go look at the cup you guys have to decide if it's cool or not i think it's pretty cool but it didn't seem like you had anything to do with what he was talking because it's just like a Halloween themed cup not a we're sorry cup yeah um that's a cup we should do yeah so we're sorry snake we're sorry oh that's he just mentioned like yesterday

The other day I was talking about something. And, oh, I was telling someone about Eric reading that battery. And you were like, that's not what it said. And this person's like a regular normal person. I was like, and they were like, oh, that's really funny. I was like, yeah, I'll show you the video. She's like, you have a video? And I was like, oh, that's this life.

Yeah. She's like, oh, I was like a normal person. I'm like a normal person. And so I was telling Lindsay about that. And Lindsay was like, still love that video when Jordan's like, hi, it's us. Your favorite creator is sitting on. a couch which can only mean one thing we're sorry that's how this starts so funny that was like it was such a throwaway thing that was so funny i think they were like three or four people like

groups apologizing they were always like sitting on their couch and they always start the same way where it's like hey guys can only mean one thing was that our announcement video that was our like patron welcome video. Yeah, it was like, hey, this is Patreon, thank you. Good, yeah. Well, we have our review of what we ate, but we need to hear from you in a segment we call you review. Hit it, Gracie. You review. Beautiful. Um, there are three. None are too, too long. I would, well, I guess it doesn't matter who reads what because they are all, pull the strings, probably good. Markos G says, no ice in machine, soda syrup diluted, fries cold, number one, sucked. No customers except

grandson and I oh anyway okay no wonder they don't have business bad no stars deserved that's it that's a review no customers except grandson

period and I and I bad no all one word it's one word bad bad with five A's no space no bad

no G. Cool. No relation to Marcus G. As far as we can tell. Slow and... No, that's grandson. Waited 12 minutes in drive-thru on two different occasions months apart. At my second visit, I asked why. I got a blank stare for a few seconds, a shrug after that, and then some... Oh, brother. Yep. Uh-huh. Jordan read this one. Where's the hat? Put the hat on Jordan. The hat needs to be as far away from me as possible.

I got a blank stare for a few seconds A shrug after that Then some ebonics that sounded like I don't know This morning months after my visit The same familiar faces Completed my order in five minutes however They made me a 27

When I ordered a 21 How can you confuse a 21 with a 27 Question marks These guys are why the minimum wage is still $7 per hour And just so we're clear no it's not only isn't it but also i can clearly see how you would confuse the 21 they're

basically the same number also who who remembers the numbers of the jack-in-the-box combos i didn't know they went up to 27 they don't even like like i don't even use macdonald's numbers anymore because they don't use them in the app yeah i only use them because that's what that's what they use now of course 20 years fucking later lindsay be like give me number two i'm like just tell me what What is that? I know you mean quarter pounder? Just say quarter pounder because the app doesn't have numbers anymore.

And I only order through the app. I only use them at Wendy's. This shit's crazy though. Yeah. Also, like, you know who remembers the numbers and they use the numbers? The person says, I waited 12 minutes and I drive through two different occasions.

Months apart. At my second visit, I asked this. Months morning, this morning, months after my last visit. The same familiar fit. Do you remember the people? This guy is going all the time. Jillian never forgets a face.

Motherfucker. What kind of abonics do you think they said it here? Dude, that is like the most like, alright, let me sneak in a little bit of racism here. I like my racism. Real casual. Slip it in. All right, we got it.

Sneak it in. How do you mix up a 21 and a 27? How do you know what a 21 and a 27 fucking are? I didn't know that went that high. What the fuck? How many combos are? Insane. Well, there's...

Does that come with the egg roll or what? You can get that. There's one more They didn't mean ebonics They meant egg roll Yeah Egg bunks Then some egg roll

sounded like I don't know All right This is Warren S Yeah Warren's app Whoa That's what he's up to

Well shame on me For not going With my gut feeling At some point in the year 2017 I had what I considered To be a two experience Cool

Well today Not only did I Let my taste puts down I also let my middle to upper class emotions towards American food down by ordering here once again. I order a new combo meal deal

and asked for curly fries and a Coke with no ice. What I received was regular stale fries. Stale. And a kid's white milk don't know how this happened. There's definitely something wrong here.

Okay. When I went back inside to return the stale fries and while milk I had an evil look form the on-duty manager. That is what it says. She came over the raw

pushed the correct order of curly fries and gave me a large Sprite soda and not a Coke. Don't know if I was speaking the correct English. See, they slip it in. But I went in to return the wrong items. However, I will definitely not be going back here again. I can't believe this guy's middle to upper class. Emotions are really like, yeah. He didn't say that he was middle to upper class.

He said middle of upper class emotions towards American fast food. Uh-huh. That's definitely how he sees himself. guy writing a one-star review for jack-in-the-box on yelp. And that people are speaking different English in the same jack-in-the-box with the obonics? Got it. Fucking crazy.

Jordan, you and your hat want to say anything? I'd say real Patriots-level Americans. Oh, man. Oh, shit. Wait, which side? Luckily, this one's down the middle, baby. Well, those are... There you go.

Oh, brother. Those are your... reviews, but we have our own reviews. We call them, you're reviews! These dog whistles are getting louder and louder, unless doggy. Jack in the box, sourdough scrambler, which is what we ate, Jordan. Oh, it just looks bad on the set. Oh, yeah, it's pretty, doesn't it?

It's pretty something, man. How do we, like, class this up? We put, like, more strips of white on it or something? Yeah, it's gotta be something else. Maybe a different color? Like, can we, like, get the Confederate flag on the bill or something? Oh, I see, I see her you're trying to. We're on one side

You might be on the other side Yep I think we're both sides We're both sidesing this the wrong way Yeah, we try to make it into the camera It's close Jordan I did not like this

I don't like I would have liked it If it was bacon Oh he's about the food Yeah I don't like that I think about the entirety experience From the car to now You know it's one of this

No there's some good stuff there That was good That looked cool I should drink my water Try and get it in his cup throws that at me what you know what can I say Jack in the box

I'm just making harder for you Nick I'm moving my water onto the ground yeah yo he gets it that's crazy he can have it Jack in the box just isn't that great and I've never really had their breakfast before so I think the egg was the best part the sausage was the worst part

The sausage wasn't great I think we described the sourdough rounds as what, the hamburger buns inside out? Yeah, yeah, it's like if you took a hamburger bun and you went, the inside that touched burger is now outside that touch hand. Yeah. It's kind of what it feels like. Kind of what it looks like.

He's speaking ebonic. I'm trying to speak to the National Guardsman. Those are upper and middle class values, emotions. Uh-huh. There's really not much to say other than it's just like really like disappointing and greasy. And, like, very jack-in-the-box. I think the best thing they have there is their curly fries

in the whole restaurant. I like the jalapeno poppers. You know what? They were pretty good, too, actually. They were spicier than that dog. They had, like, a lingering. Those were, like, surprisingly good. Yeah.

But I'm just going to hit with a 44. Wow. Not much else. You know what, though? I still think it was better than whatever crap we ate last time. I agree with you there. The natural hot chicken variety.

The paste. This was just kind of like a slop breakfast. The eggs at least were not dry. No, they were eggy. Yeah. And they definitely. slices of cheese. Yeah, they slopped those eggs on too.

Like, there's a lot. Yeah. Yeah. I think the bacon version would have been slightly better, but not by much. Yeah, I just don't think the bacon would have done enough to hold up against you. I don't think so either. But when you did say that, Nick kept saying, more crispy. Yeah.

Probably, yeah. It would have been less soft. Maybe. Like, as much as I like the McGrittle, the bacon egg and cheese McGrittle, the bacon is not great. Yeah. And so if that's McDonald's, like, who does it the best? I can only imagine how it's gonna be fast food bacon man

It's just like they don't really do it Yeah They don't do it well Yep And then if you get like real bacon At like not fast food But crap places like IHop or Denny's they burn the fuck out of it

Yeah It's like you fuckers have real bacon You're just cooking it like shit Holy fuck it was cold Oh what a bounce Well because it rolled off of them Hit my tummy It almost happy Gilmore it's way in

Yep Um Yeah it was slop It's like good Like hangover food If you could get like 10 of those in a bag. Yeah. It is like real food, but it's a little bit greasy.

But that might help if you're like drinking in the morning. Yep. Nick's thinking about getting hammered so you can try it. Yeah. He's getting there. I give you a 45. 45. So that's 44. What the hell is back on it? What do you mean?

Sorry, what's the number? 44.5. 44. I didn't realize this, but as you were reading it, like, it's back, the scrambling. How is that different than a regular breakfast sandwich? They scramble the eggs. So they don't normally scramble them? No, I don't think so.

But this was a thing that was, it came back like last year and then it was gone. And now it just came back again. Just seemed like the normal breakfast thing. Yes, it's very, it's very like, if you told me that this was a thing that's always on their video, I'd believe you. That's why I thought it was.

That's how I was surprised. Like, it's back. Eggs on this dough. You wouldn't believe it. It's very, it just, again, it's like everything else to jack in the box tastes like jack in the box. The first bite that I took tastes like jacking the box.

Okay, Mark, we love Martin. Martini's. Martin is what? Martin is what? Drinking. Martin is drinking? For the Michael Jordan podcast. Oh, Martin's still drinking. Yeah.

We're going to record that tomorrow so you can bring that stuff. Oh, okay. I guess we'll do that. I mean, I mean, we have plans to do other stuff. We do. I'm very excited for what we're going to do.

I'm just saying I'm not going to have time today. Yeah, no, no, not today. No, I'm just saying to buy the stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah. Me personally. Got it. I'm driving to Dallas. Okay.

Later. I know. Yeah. No, I'll make it. I mean, I'm saying, I'll make it tomorrow if we have it tomorrow. I just don't have the stuff. That's all I'm saying. So I'm saying to you, Nick.

I'm just looking right at Nick. I'm only talking to Nick. And Nick says in response. This is what happens when I like, he didn't respond. I talked to my dog and the dog goes, you. I'm talking to you. Dog. What do you want?

I don't want anything. I'm just saying I'm happy to make them tomorrow of the stuff's here. Right. But the other thing we're going to do what interfere with that. He brought it up. I know. I know. You brought it up.

You brought it up. Somebody will never know who forgot what you're doing tomorrow. Michael, we can't do this thing about. You can't do this. What were you thinking reading that sign? What's wrong with you? I tried to, Martin is doing something. Are you back in the car?

Yeah, that's what's happening. Everything at this table is the real issue. That's what's going on. What's wrong with all of you? Yeah, that's what's going on. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Hey, if you want to see us make martinis eventually

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You can post gifts. You can't, but you can be part of the Discord and you get the ad-free episodes. See, it's not even like... Now, here's what you look at it, too. You're not being excluded from posting gifts. It's like, if you sign for $5 in Discord, you get to join all the other bugs

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That's all I got going on right now. And then if you want to send stuff for 100% treat, which you can go back and watch, we just put that out on our YouTube channel. You can send stuff to P.O. Box 14, 3241, Austin, Texas, 787114. That's P.O. Box 143, 241. Austin, Texas, 78714. 100% treat was a lot of fun, and it was long as shit.

It's like an almost 40-minute video. I know, almost as long as it trampling. God, damn. It had been a while. It really did. I could not sit down. I have to keep standing on it. But if you got a Patreon and you become a 100% fan, you can get a shout-out, right, Jordan?

You sure can. We're just about caught up. special exception for Spencer who was a 100% was a 100% fan lapsed for a few days and then came back and it was like can I still do a special message

I was like sure so this is what Bilkman has to say I'm back bitches okay after an eight day stint as a compliments crackle I have returned to my rightful spot as a 100% fan Eric close sorry for setting robot

tomato up to hammer you might be some bullshit It was a gifted sub that Spencer gave him. Yeah, yeah. Spencer's keeping the lights on it. Yeah, I can do him what the fuck he wants. Thanks, Bill Kman. Okay. Oh, you rat. You rat.

That was awesome. You rat fog. That was awesome. You should have waited. I don't know what I tell you. Take us out, Jordan. You should write. Thank you, Spencer. And tell someone laying down in the Jack in the Bucks Park lot about this show. Just blast it on the radio as you'd run him over. Where he eat food and read the food. You know also, you don't also made me laugh too.

You know also made me laugh too. I was thinking. I was thinking about, too, when he said he got hit in the parking lot. I was thinking a driver could have him, like, rolled up, saw him, got out and hit him in the box. Right. No! He loves it. He loves it.

He loves it. Too late to move the camera. Bye, everybody. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.