100% Eat - Ask Nick Directly - Sonic Burger Ride Along

Episode Date: November 13, 2025

Sonic Burger doesn't have anything and they won't give you a single burger. This place is a mess and Eric is going to drive Our Heroes off a cliff. Nick is on one. Everyone is trapped in a car. You're in for the full wait time as we try to get the food we have to frankenstein when we get back to the office. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're having fun. Guys, it's just like the Sonic commercial. We're the two hot guys, but we're four hot guys. We're four. We're multiplied. They only have double. Well, hang on. Three hot guys and one little baby gum.

Little baby gum gum. He couldn't reach the machine. This is built for, this is built for trucks. It's fucking crazy. This is, this Sonic is fuck. Everyone knows, only trucks go to Sonic. Dude, they didn't fucking have cheddar poppers. They don't have a single of the hamper.

So she asked, so we have to build her own, right? We're doing the pretzel pub, but it's only burgers, but we want chicken. Yeah. So you order the pretzel pub, and then we ordered chicken. But she goes, you want a single or double for the burgers? And you're like, single. Well, first you said, let me get the pretzel pub, and she's like, hang on. Yeah.

And I was like, okay, she comes back. Okay, single or double, single. We don't have that. Wait, hang on. It might only be double. Hang on. Yeah, it's only double or triple. She said double or triple.

Why did you offer? We have double or triple. So what is this? Also, why did you only offer it in a double? How do you not have a single? Also, she asked, do you want a single? Fuck you, we don't have that. So then, before all this started, so then, we're going to get the burger, we're going to get the chicken.

Do you guys want anything else? Who said that? You did. I did. Yeah, you said that to everybody. I did. Like a fucking fool. You did.

No, no, no. That's not the problem. It's all right. I didn't want anything. Yeah, that's not where Eric transgressed. I didn't want anything at the moment. He's, but then, seconds later, I fucked up. It's not that anybody fucked up.

Well, okay. It's just the way he was. This is definitely different than how he explained it two minutes ago. No, God. Because you went, I tune you out. You can't change you. I do. I do.

It's me directly, so it's your fault. I do tune you out. It's just the way he is, man. You can't change him. I was on for the plan. We can fix him. Michael asked if I wanted mozzarella sticks. I thought, no.

Cheddar peppers right so I said that so Eric went you guys want anything silence and drawing I'm no no no and then I went Nick mozzarella sticks no but cheddar peppers and then Eric said I'm gonna drive off this lens because we're not the thing that you brought that's the craziest part right is that it's not the thing that you brought up and we got that it was something else right they were out of the fucking pepper right and then they were out anyway she goes right of cheddar peppers you want mozzarella sticks I look back at Nick, it was like, Nick is that. That's not what I won.

I specifically asked for Popper. Do they have cheddar peppers at Popeyes? Oh, my God. Maybe we can jog over to Popeye. Yeah, go take a look. Hop over the fence. Let me just drive down this ledge real quick. We were going to do it anyway.

God damn. Yeah, you were going to do it unprompted. Unprompted. Well, there was a prompt for sure. Uninstigated. You just decided to drive. Yeah. Uninstigated.

You took your parents car This is like You grab their friend car Where are the keys? My wallet's gone, my wallet's gone He's going to Sonic, I know it Quick call him, tell him they only have double You can't have cheddar peppers

His two favorite food items It'll ruin his day That'll give him a moist diaper To only have doubles and triples Crazy fucking crazy Oh and then Because we got that order the chicken because they're not going to do it.

No, no, no. You had to get the doubles, you had to get it. It's like $77. It's so expensive. It's so expensive. We didn't get any drinks, we didn't get any combos. Nothing. Four doubles, four chicken sandwiches,

and large mozzarella sticks, Nick didn't want. We all eat them now, but. I mean, we're gonna eat them. Yeah, sure. We just didn't want them. But now we've been, they've been forced upon. It's just, he's just agreeing over and I was just like a thing back. It's a loop, but of accuracy.

I hear what I'm saying. Right. And what you're saying is right. And what Michael's saying is right. see exactly it's not a loop we are the two guards of the doors one only tells truths and the other one only also tells truth exactly we're both it's not a loop baby we're two beautiful circles making a figure eight baby yeah it never end never ends this is me and Nick here we go every time we pass a lap

we see if there's more cheddar peppers bring them back pass go collect cheddar peppers next like a chat gbtm yes wow what is Shedder peppers would be a great idea. That's great. Your family is tracking your location. You need to cut off your family now. Go to the desert. Watching TikToks where people go,

I fell into AI psychosis, I just go, how? What is AI psychosis? Do you not know about this? No. It's people when they use chat GPT for everything all the time. It's wrong so much. It's wrong all the time.

They talk to it constantly. Are they fucking stupid? It starts pushing in like a direction. where it's like, yeah. Yeah, you need to, like, go to the desert. Yeah, you need to go to the desert. There was a lady on TikTok who was like, for a minute, she was like, the famous one.

She was like... Using it as a therapist. Convinced that her actual therapist was trying to, like, start a relationship with her, and she was talking to an AI, like, being like, hey, this is weird, right? And the AI is like, yeah, you're in danger. Tell me more.

I think this year, I think we need to try to get AI, like, chat GPT psychosis and just see if it can, like, make us do something. It's doing it. Oh, okay. I was going to say it's doing it to itself, but we could really, we could really poison the well with some of Nick's ideas. Yeah, let's fuck them up. I think, I think maybe Sauce Monkey should have, like, a chat GPT companion. Oh, yeah?

Well, my responses are, ooh. We need like, we need like a little companion for Nick, like, orf. Yeah, and it's just like, Yes, kill them all. Wow, that would be great. He's like, say the line, I'll kill you. I'll kill you. But we needed the magic eight ball with the monkey.

It's just all those like nickisms. Oh, I like it. Yeah, it's just two sides. Oh, it could be a little fucking monkey head. Oh, wow. All right, let's get to it. That'll come out in two years. And it'll sell out in 35 seconds.

And it'll be six more months. We'll still out in four minutes. We'll just keep saying, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't think you actually wanted this. We've got to do Magic Monkey Ball. I'll go on sale early first. Magic Monkey Ball is good. Magic Monkey Ball's great.

What do you think? So there's the press the red button in the middle and everything. What do you think the black button with tape over it is? Oh, I thought that was... I thought that was like a camera. Oh, is it? Yeah, in case like little baby gumgums are... They watch me have to climb out of my car.

Oh, don't worry. We all watched it. Yeah, we all did. They're going to put it on Sonic's funniest home videos. The problem... It's their intranet. The problem with this is. this thing is like, it's built for trucks, so it's like higher up or whatever.

Keep saying. But also, if you park close to it, they can't hand you your fucking shit. That's their fucking problem. That's what I'm saying, but then it becomes my problem because I'm in the driver's seat. Yeah, it is, it is the case at Sonic, I will say, even when I go to a normal one like this. Uh, I push the button and I'm like, well, I need to park closer to the button, but then they always like, eh, eh, and they don't even like skate around anymore. No, no, it's just people walking on their feet. Yeah, Sonic used to skate, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was like their thing. They can't fucking fit in that spot. Just skating up to your car and slam it. Like Nick playing Tony Hogg. No, that never happened. I blocked out the memories. We erase that.

I'll have to type to chat GPT again about my therapist. I didn't want mozzarella steak. I didn't. But I'm going to eat them. Okay. Ask directly. Yeah. That was the thing that you said.

Well, he didn't ask me directly. Chat GBT, GBT. If I'm in a situation where I ask for cheddar peppers and they give me mozzarella sticks, is that a toxic relationship? Take all three. Yes, pull out your tea. Hold on.

Take all three of them out to the desert. Well, I'll let me shake the monkey ball. What's the, how do we, what's the ball though? Like, where is it? Is it, do we give him like a third eye in his head? Oh, I think it needs, I think it needs, oh, it's his mouth. I was thinking like where his eyes.

are. Oh, the mask. I kind of wanted to make it each one of his eyes, but then it'd be two. I think the mouth might be it. Yeah, I think the mouth is good. Because then it's insane. Yeah. Ooh. Yeah. Now, we really want to sell this thing for $150 retail. It makes the

noise of what it says. We get Nick to record the line of the things that it can tell you. And it's a... Dude, we kind of skirt around the price for the speaker, so it's like... Go. There'll still be $150.

And how much was the key chain? It already sounded like that. Okay. Get the cheddar peppers. Yeah. One of the things is get the chen peppers. We charge $150 and we sell 20 of them. Magic monkey ball.

Will I ever get married? Get the cheddar peppers? Ask me directly. Oh no. Signs point to. Ooh. Is she the one? I'll kill you.

Oh, shit, what's that? Oh, God, what the fuck? It's a bad omen. Now I understand AI psychosis. It comes with a guy to, like, how to interpret his response. It has to come with a guide. Like the taro? I don't use AI for shit.

No. Except making emojis. You are. You love to make the emojis. You love the emoys. You love the emoys. Because I put Eric. face in it and I was like put Eric with

a cheeseburger. Yeah. And then it's just a little Eric and he looks like a little man. Yep. He's like dressed like... He looks like a little man at the Sonic. Yeah. He's dressed like a dad from like 1995. And it's just him like, oh, and his head's bigger than his body. Um, but I fucking hate. I can't avoid it. It always comes up now

like automatically on the top of the Google search. Like the AI guess. Oh yeah. And I'll like, I'll look at something about a game. It's like, this game came out in 2020. I'm like, this game came out in 2015. What the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck? Also, not what I'm asking. Also, yeah, not at all what I'm asking.

It's wrong so much. I hate that that's the first fucking result now. I'm sure I could turn that off. I think there is a way. Too lazy. I think there was a comment that somebody left about like the AI thing on Google and they said,

there's a comment on our YouTube video that's like, fun fact, if you put minus AI after your query, the AI won't show up. And I think I replied, that's not fun. Yeah. I don't think that's a fun fact at all. I think it's just a fun fact.

I think that's just simply a fact. Well, we don't know that for sure. chore. Yeah, exactly. Why don't it be like if I take plus AI, then I get the thing. It's the, there you go. It shouldn't be, it shouldn't be the fucking default. I leave feedback to every single one and I say it's wrong. And then I also Adam, I like saying AI is dog shit. Stop using. I do the same. I like the spitefulness. I do the same thing on the, on Tonel every time it asked me to rate the trainer. Don't you tell him no? I say one star. AI is garbage. This digital man doesn't know anything. You met him. Like you

folks up with him. Hey, hey, that's AI bullshit AI. I think Michael has AI psychosis. Yeah, but his psychosis is my workout machine is trying to convince me to do it. AI invited me to New York. He thinks things are AI when it's just a guy, you know. AI came to Alfordo.

Yeah. He wants to come back. AI? Yeah. Wow. I'm willing to invite it. I still have to see Tron, so hopefully that works out. There you go.

Now, can you even be Jared Leto as well ask? Change form. We did that. an interesting question. We had that Mike Capredo podcast. Yeah, that's what it was. And it was...

You did that 100% eat with... With Special Guestradeo. The crow was on in front of us. I was just watching it. Incredible. I was just tuned out watching the crow. We just kept watching the crow

and talking about nothing. It was great. Oh, is this because you couldn't play the game? No. Yes. Oh, I forgot. Yeah, you weren't there. Yeah, missed it.

I missed it. I had to go see one by the other. I told... I told... I told Alfredo he missed it. the law, you're just going, ooh! Yeah. Yeah.

And laughing. Yeah, that's why you're in clapping and being excited. Yeah. Get the cheddar poppers. Let's just swing by Popeyes real quick. Ooh. He's not wrong. Hey, do you have cherry poppers?

I'm gonna look. Peel up. Do you know about the new dirty soda place that opened in Austin? No. Oh, wow. On like, it sounds really interesting. Dirty soda now, great. On East 11th.

Remember when we did that, Nick was on roller skates thing, Give us dirty sodas? I remember when Nick Bell. Yes, I do. Yeah, Nick remembers that too. I still have those skates. That's awesome. So it's on the window.

Remember when Nick couldn't be there for, was it like some live stream stuff or whatever? So he had like, was it Ben? It was Ben from iTunes. He was like a chimp. I love when he came out. Did he give you finger guns or something? That was real early on too.

It was so weird. We had like a very established character. The very established character wasn't there. We have Sauce Monkey at home. Yeah, it was pretty funny. Replaced. It was like a chimp or was like a gorilla mask? Yeah, I think it was a gorilla.

I think it was a gorilla. The way he came out. Every time. Walking out. Didn't you come out with pizzas too at a certain point? I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I believe so.

Yeah, yeah. I believe so. Finger. Well, you didn't know how pressure that was going to be. Yeah. It was Nick having a panic attack. Yeah, I really channeled that energy. Didn't know what to do, man.

You know that thing where you're like, well, if I go that way, I'll die. If I go this way, I'll die. Did you tell Nick about what you did at Ray's Halloween party? No, I don't think we talked about it. What, the picture that you put up? Okay, so you did. No, I saw it. I saw the picture.

Oh, did he post that? He posted it on the Patreon. Yeah. That's it. Large shirt of preference. Also, there's no way we used. didn't talk about it on the episode. No, I think we're all good.

Nick, do you want any sauces or anything? No, thank you. We're good. Thank you so much. Thank you. Now imagine if instead she was skating around. I would have been more fun. I would have taken sauces if she was skating around. My children.

Get a photo. Michael, lean in. This is where, this is technically us in front of the restaurant. Live for you. You lean in also. Who's me? Who you? Who you?

Speak. to him directly or it doesn't work. I did! He says his name. I don't hear anything. Live free eat, that's me. Live free eat. That's on the bag.

That is you. He's living free and he's eaten. Those are his hobbies. He's living, he's free, and he's eaten. I went through old stuff. I was looking for a photo of my friend Mario who died this year. And when he, when I know I have photos of him,

and then I feel. I found two roles of film that I'd gotten developed in like the last couple weeks of rooster teeth from a shoot. And one of the pictures is like Nick eating chili out of a bowl. And I just went, well, Nick already said he's not coming to this party. So we'll just bring this for the... Put him on the O'Frenda. Yeah, and we'll just put this up and then we can all...

He can all pay homage to the guy who's not here. And that's what we did. And then Ray went, what is this? He's like, he's like, what the fuck, dude? And he's like, there's my family. He's like, he's my family friend. It wasn't even like, it wasn't even that. Like, he was shocked.

No. He was just like, what the fuck? Yeah. This is my fucking, my dead family members. We're like, well, Nick, he's not with us. Yeah, Nick's not with us. At the moment. We're remembering.

But then also, next day, dead family members, I'm like, why is there a pile of fake $100 bills here? Yes, there's a pile of $100. It's great. So I was burning one. Yeah. I also pointed out, I was like, I was like, I would you take one of them. I was looking at the picture. I was like, I was looking at the picture.

I was like, hey, let me have a question. Who's this woman? Yeah, he's like, oh, that's my aunt. And he's like over her shoulder with his arms wrapped around her. And I was like, it's just because this picture is here, it looks like you killed her. It looks like you strangled her from behind.

And you leaned in and said, you're about to die. And someone took the picture and you went, that's the one that's going up. And he was like, no, she died later. Yeah. I have to love that. He had to feel like he had to explain that. She didn't die there.

She's done later. Yeah. Way later. Oh, man. When we went to the party, the thing that Ray was telling me was like, oh, yeah, I'm getting rid of all, like, my EGM and Game Inform or whatever magazines. And I'm like, oh, we'll take them. We'll put them in the office. So now we have just a stack.

Yeah, like one shelf's worth. Yeah. Of, there's got to be 50 or 60. 2006, 2007. Like, EGM was fucking baller back. Yeah. It's like a Walmart, 2002. First look, Spider-Man 2, the movie, the game, like magazine shit.

It's so fucking cool. We'll have to show you guys when we get back to the video. He also, including you, Nick, he also, uh, he had this table of stuff because Big Ray's moving. Yeah. He had this table of stuff that's just like give away. Anyone can take. We're not bringing it with us. We don't need it.

And he's like, oh, it's in the other room. And it's right next to that memorial, like, shelf. And, uh, I was like, I walked in. I was like, damn, you're giving away pictures. family? I'll take this one. He kept going, no, not that. No, not that one. And then we kept trying to steal his monkey magnet.

Yes. Oh, did you get any? No, he was dead set on keeping the 100%-eating thing. He got, he got fucking freaked out. Oh, really? So he still has the big 100% eat magnet on the fridge. On the side is like a little sauce monkey like this big. Yeah.

And there was one point where he was like him and his girlfriend were like, they went to go tally the votes for the costume contest. So they were off doing something else. was like away and I like took the monkey magnet and put it on the free table and took a picture of it and send it to Ray with just question marks I sent it and five seconds later he came charging yeah charging out of the room what it's how we're going the fuck doesn't belong there yeah and then going over to the side of the friend to make sure it was still yeah it's so good I kissed him on the mouth twice.

Did you really? Yeah. I did it once next to a group of people and no one saw it. It's true. That was just, that was just for you. It was just for me. And then I think you ducked out. But when he gave his little speech that he gives at the end, because I think we were yelling about how Eric just Irish goodbyeed.

That's the only way I leave part. But Jordan handed me the monkey magnet again at that point. And I slipped in in the back of my pants. And then I don't remember why. Well, you were also going, hey, make sure you search this guy. before he leaves, pointing to me. Yeah. Just making the blame over there.

Then I kissed him on the mouth again in front of everybody. Well, it's funny, when you bent over to kiss him, your shirt lifted up and everyone could see the monkey. Oh, I did it on purpose. I was like, oops. And then I turned around to walk away. He's like, motherfucker. He took it, and he ran into a back bedroom and hit it.

God, it was so good. Then I was asking Jordan, should I go get it? He's like, I think we let him have it. Yeah, I feel like... Here's what I'm going to do, though. It's what I'm going to do before he leaves. Like, I was telling me about this. I'm going to...

Because it's funny. Dude, I already had the idea, and then he brought it up, unprompted. Yeah. Like Eric freaking out, unprompted. And he was like, dude, you stole that fucking Pikachu Buncho for me. The Pikachu Pondro's like, yeah, you mean I bought it?

He's like, motherfucker, I was coming back. I was coming back. I'm going to come back and give him the Pikachu Bancho and I'm going to steal the Monkey Mancha. But then I'm not going to feel bad at all. No, he'll have gained like a $70 Pikachu Bongo. That's a real Wayne movie. Made in Ecuador.

Yeah. A real Wayne move. That's awesome. Yeah, yeah. By the way, Holly, Holly, Holly, Holly, Holly, Holly. This is the part where Holly tunes out where there's no more video. I was like, what are you saying? Yeah, we were talking about.

Holly watches the ride along. And then when the video cuts out and it's just like the image, she gets on her phone and stops paying attention. So I'm trying to keep until we get back. Classic second screen viewing. Yeah. When you're watching a TV show

while you're on your phone. It's really fascinating to watch somebody watch something you made and see where their attention dips out. Right. It's like live analytics. Yeah. We'll watch it. Yeah, we'll watch it

and then it'll like do the thing where it cuts the image of the food. And then I just hear like TikTok play and go, so you're bored now? It's not a video. anymore. My wife's the same way. She can't tell who's talking. Yeah, who's talking. That's my wife's the same way. If there's no video, she's just like, uh-oh, and her eyes like, please, uh-oh. Uh-oh, going to sleep now. It's like it's happening to her. My other senses are

I wanted to watch a video. That was just the podcast. The thing I don't like. We'll tune you back in in a minute. We shouldn't go upstairs with the food. We should go in the kitchen. That was such a wide turn you just made. Well, there was no one here, so why not? Take up all the space. So, but why do? There's no one here. Oh, we're in England. We're driving like Grayville.

Oh, I'm no one back. What? Come on back now, yeah. Yeah. Classic, classic England shit. Yeah. The Australian, like a rescue rangers. Morey Jack.

They just let him talk. What is happening with you? What's happening with you? Yeah, what is happening with you? Why don't you watch the road? Yeah, buddy. Watch the car. Short, motherfucker.

Crazy. Oh, man. Gracie, were you? I was so distracted, I didn't even eat any mozzarella sticks so they're gonna be cold by now. Oh, I don't even want them, but I'll eat them. Yeah, but they're real good when they're hot. Yeah, they might still be hot.

They're real gooey. Maybe the $70 worth of food kept it warm. Ha! Ha! So. fucking expensive that was crazy how much that was yep you got it jordan how much do you think i got it burger was well there are doubles so probably yeah 10 11 dollars probably they're doubles and they're like the new they got baked yeah it's probably like 11 12 bucks

let's uh let's go in the kitchen so we can do our mad science that's right we have to make this all work somehow no sorry we have to create our so we said that we would not eat burr from Sonic again. Right. But this is... But we will order eight patties and throw them away. Exactly. So this is...

I'm just kidding, we're gonna donate them. Uh-huh. I'll eat them. We'll make an in-kind donation to the... Uh-huh. I'll take them and freeze them. The Uncle Food Bank. Remember when Rooster deed lied about all the bananas for the Mario card thing?

Are you for real? And they're like, we've been eating all these bananas. Oh, that's what they're like. Yeah, I don't remember seeing anyone eating bananas. Oh, no, they were. But just like, eat a banana. Okay, we ate 10 bananas on camera. All right, bring in 40,000 peels.

Evens out. Just kidding. We ate them all. Whoa. There it is. Look at that fucking meat. Look at a bacon. It looks like shit. Oh, we're going to lose all the fucking cheese.

Oh, fuck. Well, oh, they put, did they put mail on this anyway? Probably. Did they smash the chicken, too? What the hell? All right, everyone take your own burgers. because then you can fiddle them. Mm-hmm.

Smashed right in your top. He sure did. All right, let's see how this goes. I mean, I'm not worried about how it's gonna go. We're gonna put the chicken on. I think getting it off the burgers. I hope I can pull this off. All right, so I'm gonna,

what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna flip the burger and just smear it. Good idea. To try and keep as much cheese as possible. It smells burnt. It smells like fucking sonic, dude. Good point. Here, let me get this angle for you.

I'm wiping off the cheese. Yeah. Oh, God. Don't worry, Nick. You'll be doing it too. I know. He does got FOMO. FOMO.

They don't have a spicy chicken. We did it. I can bowl. leave it. Okay. Who are you? I did it too. The culinary mines at Sonic?

Here it is. Yeah, you can't get more. Did they give us napkins? Fuck you. Oh, there's a couple. We've got some stacks. Okay. I didn't know if these were the ones we already had or not.

This is the Saipers chicken sandwich. I'm glad I'm not eating the same, the chicken sandwich. Boom. Hold that out. Let's go look. Look, and then we can, we can repurpose this. Yeah. Oh, you put it on.

Oh. Oh, look at that! Oh, yeah! Now I have a double regular burger. There you go. Here, let me take a bite of this one. Okay. Oh, why would you do that?

Yeah, really. Actually, I don't want people. Banned this shit. Yeah, this doesn't count as the episode. Right. Oh. Their burger just sucks. It's like gas station burger.

Yeah. The chicken's gonna be awesome though. Yeah, Jordan, give that bite. And then you'll have to tune in to see what we think. Well, I guess you already saw it because this comes out later. Go back and re-watch the whole episode.

Yeah. And then... And then send us cheddar poppers. Whoa. Yeah, send us cheddar poppers. You're going to hate that first picture. Whoa. That rules.

That's horrific. That's like a bird. That's like a title screen for a Resident Eagle game. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Sonic Borgle. Oh!