100% Eat - Back Ice Drive - Bojangles Ride Along

Episode Date: February 5, 2026

Eric drives over black ice and keeps bragging about it to Our Heroes but not during this drive. Bojangles is near the DQ that's against children but this place is efficient. Don’t forget about this Friday’s Rage Quit Michael, Jordan Podcast. Did Nick get this to 10 minutes? Why are you shaking your head? Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's like the Hulk decided to just go. Oh, wow. Is that what he does in between Marvel movies? Yeah. Wow. Hmm. And he smashed that fry. At least 24. It's not bad. It's got a nice taste. It's not bad though. It's good seasoning, just weird shape.

I like the shape. So this opened four or five days ago. What is today? Yeah, it opened about a week ago. Wow. Great timing because then it snowed. Yeah. This is the bojangles. Never been. It's popping off. If the french fries any indication, I would think we're in for it. There's a new hospital over there, too. Is it really? Oh, I get it. Wow. What the hell's that? That's a huge building. Probably nothing. That's like warehouse shit. Yeah, it's like distribution stuff. Yeah, business stuff.

Business. Um, I'm sure Stan will tell me we eat the fries wrong or something. So we got the chicken sandwiches in the bowberry biscuits. Uh-huh. Bowerer biscuits look pretty good. That's, I mean. They had boberry cookie. That's odd to me.

Yeah. And that's Nick who's talking. So let's think about that. I mean, it could be good, but it's odd. Oh, look, I'm not gonna shit on it instantly. I'm just gonna say, you know. They just put the boberry in the cookie. What's wrong?

It's not that your standard is shit on it instantly. It's usually that you praise it instantly. Well, yeah, if I know. Look a thing! Hey! Trucks! Ooh, QT. Tell that crashed car over there.

God. He's only got three wheels. I know other people who can just drive on that. Let's go to the quick trip. Somebody didn't make it through the snow. Did you just say, let's go to the quick trip? That's what he said. Because he yelled QT because he saw a sign.

Oh, he spots a QT from across the way. That's me, baby. Yeah. That's all you now. Now it's yourself. Okay. I mean, I am and also, I know. That's me.

I'm the cutie. I am and I know. That's a weird spot. That's not the hospital I was talking about. I like how it's nothing. That might be an urgent care. That might be a money laundering. That's strange.

Money laundering through urgent care is crazy. It's already. They would charge you an arm and a leg. Yeah. Oh. They hire vets. Now. Veterinarians.

Okay. Thank you. Just be quiet. Yeah, it was very confusing because I do think arm in a leg. I think in vet, guy, you know, guy with no legs. Uh-huh. That's what I was thinking. But you're talking about dogs with no legs.

Yeah, woof, woof. Yeah. Bow wow. Bow, wow. Wow. Whoa, whoa, whoa. So we just got done with a storm of the century, again, in Austin.

Yeah. You know, the once in a lifetime winter event that's happened three times. Yeah. But now at least everything's melting. I've skid out on some black ice a couple of times. Not with us, though. Trying to drive around.

No. Yeah, that's good. Well, I mean, I mean, it might be fun. Yeah. I mean, good fun. Let's go find it. Make for a good video. Is it next to a QT?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we skid into the parking? Yeah, dude. We made it. We're here. It launched Michael through the doors. Mm-hmm.

That's fine. But whatever. The Bojangles opened and a bunch of other stuff opened in like that area. There's like a new H-EB. There's like a, it's like a Chili's over there now. Whoa. There's like a ton of new stuff over there. There's like a ton of, there.

There's that dairy queen? Yeah, there is that hog. So that's what we went to. The Bojangles is near the evil Dairy Queen. The evil Dairy Queen that hates us. They don't like kids. The Dairy Queen that's against children that wants to hurt you.

That wants to be in your pictures. Yeah. Oh God. Hey, wait for me. I'm a kid, but I'm an Austin ISD. I'm allowed. I'm a backpack and everything. Ooh, Austin ISD, you're good kids.

Look this fucking shitty snow. I know, it's sad. It's not even, it's like ice. It is. Straight up ice. Yeah. I mean, did you guys see it snow at all? No. No.

Yeah. It was just sleep. It's like slewish. It's like slush. Yeah. I was snowing for a bit. It was a. Hell yeah.

Saturday night, I guess. Yeah. Saturday night was snowing. We got lucky that it was bad because if it was freezing rain, we'd have been fucked. Yeah. It's, uh, oh, look at how. I thought he was just going like really, really slow. Uh, all the snow just kind of sticking around fucking.

It sucks. I know. I get why people get fucking bummed out. in wintertime up north where it's just like, well, I guess it's like this for the one time, four or five months. The one time I went to Pax East. Brutal. It was like there was just snow everywhere, pushed to the sides.

And it's like, usually you think of snow, it's like, well, it coats the ground. It's magical, right? Fresh powder, it's dirty brown, pushed to the side, piled up everywhere. And you go, oh, so what happens in the snow? And they go, well, it's here until about April. Yeah. It ain't going anywhere. Oh, okay.

I guess I never considered that snow's, sticks. Snow to me is a thing that happens and then it's gone. Right. Instantly. Yeah. And it's like, oh, man. I was just here for like six months. I just didn't grow up with it. Yeah. You had to go up to, we didn't go to the mountains. Yeah. It lasts forever. Mount Balby. It snows. Well, first of all, because it snows feet at a time. Yeah. Crazy. Whoa. And then it's still cold. Even if it's not freezing, it's cold. Right. Right. It's around. If it doesn't snow again, days. Mm-hmm. Days and days. You live in slush. It's slushy, sloppy. Every day and walk outside. And it's just, it's just, it's

It gets like black because it's just like the trash and the garbage. Like it becomes filthy snow. Yep. It's just piles of brown everywhere. And I ain't talking about no Tinder dates. That's right. Like some of the sound effect. Yeah.

People shitting themselves in Tinder dates. Listen to the Michael Jordan podcast. Yeah, we're learning a lot. We also already did the Michael Jordan podcast. You got to check it out. Boarding for flight 246 to Toronto is delayed 50 minutes. Ugh. What?

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End to the bang. That's the sure. Oh, yeah. It's a range. Rage quit. Hey, watch the end. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. It's real raging. Let your friends know that New Achievement Hunter, Rage Quit. It's back. Oh, no, my boes sauce. Had to get the bow sauce. I didn't even have to do the big side that time. When you listen to this on the edit, it's Michael. To be fair, I sighed because I was looking at you

and it's for you. He was making the sound effect. I was. I was. I was. Because he was shaking his head. You were emoting. Jordan, step on that patch. Nick did say to me at the restaurant. That's not that bad, actually. Nick did say to me at the rest of my Why is he shaking his head? It's true. Why are you shaking your head? I can't think of the specific reason,

but I'm sure it was any litany of... Were you thinking about Jeff? You gave me. Were you thinking about Jeff again? Yeah, dude. I don't want to wake Jeff up. Right. Oh, Jesus.

See, like... No, it was Michael. Michael did that. I opened the door. You scared me. I kept the door open because it was closing. You shouldn't have done that. Which, as you know, is scary.

Yeah. It was scary. Oh look right where we left off. Hell yeah. All right, let's smell like hot chocolate up here. Let's see what's up with the bodes. See is the floor stains? No, that's fine.

From what? Uh, somebody Tinder dated themselves on the floor. Oh, man. All right. Let's uh, that's wet. Let's play in. Well, yeah, it's wet from wet from floor. It's wet from plurox wipes.

Yeah. We cleaned up. Oh, not the table. Well, we cleaned the shed of the table, but then there was all that cup wrap up real top real quick. Yeah, move it right under the fucking floor. Well, I didn't want to do that. I wanted to show it some respect

right into the splash zone. All right We got the weird fries We got weird fries We got strange, straight fries Four sandwiches Here's our Here's our bo-berry biscuits Okay

Mmm, mm-hmm This We got mac and cheese We also got dirty rice Oh, shit I don't know Why is it dirty I don't know

What's all these surroges Is it crack in? One of them should have no mayo God that smells so sweet It does like it's Wow Let's contain that Okay

We have the most shit sandwich. Probably not. This one's mayo. It would have been nice if they did. That one dry? They all got cheese. That's mayo. Try this one.

What are the odds? They all have mayo. Pretty good. Probably pretty good. Whatever. They did get the cheese, though. I'll nick lick it off. Yeah.

That's got mayo. That's a lot. That's a lot. Last chance. The truth. Hey! I got to say. Tell me him.

He's biting. Oh, there he goes. Good Lord. Nearly open restaurant. Everyone's like flocking to it. Chaos inside, basically. But very like organized, well-willed machine, like... There's a system going there.

We got it pretty quick for how fucking many people there. Oh, yeah. There were so many people behind the counter working. Yeah. They were all doing Mr. Bojangleder. Oh, yeah. He was? Uh-huh.

Was he in the chicken? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, he didn't... Uh-oh. Well, a little bit of his soul goes in the kitchen. This might have been a very short ride-along, but Michael Jordan podcast, you're not going to want to miss it.

You can miss it. You can miss it. It's a little rage quick that you're not going to want to miss. Tell your friends. We do a classic style. Harry said it in the call. I know, yeah. I know, but I'm telling them again.

But you're doing it like a secret. I'm telling you. I mean, like this, at this point, at this point, you're whispering to my right. You're whispering to the camera's ear. Like, they have a legitimate reason to be upset. He doesn't want to film you. That's-

But if you're talking, why would he film you? Why would- Because he's doing this. Hello. Right, right. That's the joke. Pretty funny. You're trying not to film it.

No one's on your side. He's not. I'm asleep. No one's on your side. He's not. He's not not. Well. Getting this to a 10 minutes.

Why are you shaking your head? How long has it been? Why are you shaking your fucking head? How long have we been rolling? 9-58. Oh, we made it. We did it. Right. We did it. Check out the Michael. All right. Goodbye.

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