100% Eat - Bagel Breakfast Beats Baldheaded Behavior %% McDonald's Breakfast

Episode Date: October 22, 2024

Our Heroes are once again up at the crack of dawn for YOU, but mostly for them, to get a brekkie bite at McDonald's. Jordan has been throwing shade on the steak bagel breakfast sandwich so its time to settle it once and for all. They also talk about the Egg McMuffin being the support beam of breakfast, Osama Mark Nut, Nick is Eric's mom, and confused You Review leavers. We also have our new merch out NOW on 100percenteat.store so go check it out and support Cinnamon (RIP) Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey guys, it's Eric. Go to 100%eat.store right now to check out all of our new designs and a new hat that's 100%eat.store. But for now, enjoy the show. Welcome to 100%eat breakfast style, the show where we try every fast food restaurant like you don't- you need it. You probably do. I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my co-host Jordan Sweers. Jordan, how are you? I'm out of high C. Co-host Jordan swears Jordan. How are you? I'm at a high C. Oh Crazy crazy breakfast bowl the high C. Yeah, I don't know what it is

For whatever reason when I was a kid and we would get McDonald's breakfast. I would get it with a high C because it's orange Well, you know it's like orange juice Yeah, when I was like a orange juice adjacent when I was a kid We'd get McDonald's get a large black coffee. I get a lot of coffee No, I would get high C with like mom don't talk to me till I've had with the happy meal I love the orange high C or whatever. I just never thought about getting it for breakfast It works surprisingly well also for you a guy who like is not that is so out of character for you I can't believe you drink high C at all. Yeah alone for breakfast. Mm-hmm Mm-hmm. Look, it's just a holdover from from the old days when uh

When I would go we would wake up at 5 a.m Mm-hmm on a weekend and go out to Victorville to ride dirt bikes. Oh my god We would stop at the McDonald's along the way. That's awesome And I would get I would get a McGriddle and I would get Hi-C. Wow. And I was 12 years old. Damn, they've had McGriddles that long? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, in my head they're still like newer. I guess not. Yeah, but now they're at that point now where it's like they're still, they've been around longer. Like they are, right? Like they are newer, but they're newer within like 50. It's like 15 years. Yeah Which is great. When did the winded the McGriddle come out? It's a good question. I'm gonna find out

This is exciting 2003 there you go. I was 12 years old a junior in high school when the McDonald's That was that's crazy. They're 20 years old. That's nuts. Happy birthday to the McGriddles happy birthday McGriddles, dude Might be old enough to drink 21 came out 2003 Replace that syrup with some that's what I'm sure. Yeah Yeah, do it with Hennessy instead Put Hennessy put Hennessy inside the McGriddle put Hennessy inside the McGriddle. It is a fucking pussy Wake up you're an adult now

Coming soon to a McDonald's canteen God oh my god McDonald's brekkies Yeah, it says we're reviewing McDonald's breakfast. Yes, but not the specific salmon We are not because that is not what I was I wasn't gonna make everyone But we did all but we did yes, right yeah We all didn't get three of us did he doesn't review it though Yeah, so I'm confused isn't this what we just talked about not doing yes, and then we did an immediate laughter Well, we didn't uh-huh he did yeah, he got two things and neither one was the steak egg and cheese bagel

Which is what we got close? I got a bagel. They were more McDonald's so closer than Burger King, I guess We just had you know Nick just had to log into his app The right along is that was awesome The right along is that was awesome Bad signal right right here here in the city logged in that is nothing to do with a signal well The signal was a problem because for a long time. He was like it was like let me get on the app I got point and it was just M. Yeah, it was a logo from way too long Then then telling him he wasn't logged in close the closed the, it was taking so long to load,

he closed the app and then he went, what's going on? And then you opened the app, he reopened the app before you did, yours loaded before his did. And then he's like, no, it's in. And then it was, I'm signed out. Right, right. Yep.

And so we put in the code that Michael had on his thing and we just waited We're like it's right there one Nick you want these my finger was hovering over the continue button It was funny enough when I thought he would have his code. Yes, uh-huh. Yeah, I'm like he learned Yeah, like they want the back that he wanted in there. Yeah, and I went okay. That's fine, and it was oh wait Oh hang on. Oh hang on. He kept falling apart and they going you can have and I went and I went let's see I got my code Yeah, I don't think you need any more points. You seem good on points I'm not sure what the points do but it seems like you have I think any more points

It seems like you're gonna use stockpiling those points. Yeah, what do you use the point you buy food with them? Oh, do you yeah, but McDonald's sucks ass. Yeah, occasionally. McDonald's sucks ass because, one, sucks apps. The things you can buy, they're not the whole menu. Like, you can get six-piece nuggets with points,

can't get ten-piece. Why? Because they're fucking stupid, because they don't want you spending them. The other thing, you can't use a coupon and points at the same time. You can only do one or the other. Most apps like Wendy's, you can. I don't think these points is good. Yeah. No, no, no. They's not. That's a reason why I have so many. And every now and then, I'm always getting one free Happy Meal though. When I get my kids Happy Meals. That works. He's got the one kid. But sometimes it's like, sometimes, cause they change the deals frequently. Sometimes it'll be like, oh 20% off, something $10 or more.

And like, that's worth more than spending points to save $2. How many points? But then I just can't goddamn use the points. How many points does it cost to like get a Happy Meal or whatever? Happy Meal's like $1,500? Holy shit, that's really cheap. I would've thought it would've been way a I would have thought it would have been Way more and that's a dollar a point right fifteen hundred

$1,500 you get fifteen hundred points. I have $15,000 in McBucks I'm saving up for the griffin. Oh, no, sorry. Sorry. Sorry happy meals six thousand never mind. Oh, geez So there's got your fifteen hundred pointers cheeseburger McChicken hash browns, okay, ala cone, okay? 3000 points so it is about a dollar a yeah sausage burrito medium fries six piece chicken nuggies large iced coffee They're on yen forty five hundred points sauces and burn muffin with egg large frap french fries Flay a fish and then six thousand quarter pounder Big Mac bacon egg and cheese biscuit happy meal I usually get double quarter pounder. Yeah, buy one points. You could just charge me ten thousand points and they go fuck you actually

You just can't have someone when they were launching the rewards program. They definitely had meetings of like with oh the financial Department to be like okay. We can give some stuff out for free Yeah with points, but it will really hurt our cost margins and and profit margins if we just let them do anything. So let's get selective. If points are burning a hole in my pocket, I'll buy a quarter pounder meal and then get a free quarter pounder and then basically I've created a quarter pounder. Sure. This is kind of like, this seems par for the course for McDonald's because they

sometimes are like trying to pull the wool over your eyes in that kind of way of like trying to make it seem like they get good deals You know doesn't do that Domino's man. Oh the last two times order Domino's I got a free pizza Right throw them out for free. It's crazy. It'll be like you know it'll be 15 to 22 minutes to get your pizza It's fucking fast right it takes 25 30 minutes. We're sorry. Please don't kill us, and I know you because the guy will show up and go oh, sorry It took so long, and I'm like that's not long at all. Yeah, sorry for ordering a pizza That's not long right when they say that I go. I'm getting free pizza. Yeah, and then you get an email it goes We're sorry. We let you down or something like that

And then it's like you can redeem 60 points for free Which is the cost of the I either pause my game now when you're at the door five minutes ago when you're at the door I like so it's like it's 60 points for a free medium pizza I think it's a medium to topping at Domino's I have 440 Wow my Seven free pizza sitting in the wing kind of Christ my kind of outlook No, I know Seven free pizzas sitting in the wing. Jesus Christ. My kind of outlook on... God damn. No, I know. Fuck.

No, right? So you get all the free pizzas and you just don't use them? You're just like, I don't use them. No, I use them. Oh my God. I just have that many left. Wow. It just hasn't gotten, it hasn't gotten through.

Let's go over to Wendy's. Now Wendy's much lower scale, right? McDonald's, eighty thousand, Wendy's I have forty, four thousand four hundred sixty points. Wendy's doesn't sound like a lot, right? Four thousand points. I have. Now I say Wendy's is like the only app that I have me too, and I used a lot fucking order What happened in like the last year does it feel like Wendy's fell off?

It it feels like check this shit out It feels like Wendy's like had like a stumble, and I don't know what happened I just I have not been going and it's like I don't know they're doing the Krabby Patty though Oh, yeah, we kind of have to do that. I have forty four hundred points at Wendy's a junior bacon cheeseburgers 300 points Yeah, like 12 of those guys. Yeah, that's not crazy. I have no they're pretty good And like not as much as I thought I would have baconators 800 points It's not bad. No, that's that's fine. Yeah. Yeah, that's a lot of food and look like you don't have to create it yourself Yeah, I let you do it

The thing about Wendy's too is that they always have like those deals where it's like oh yeah and add on like the free Pub fries or whatever yeah, and it's like they let you use a reward Yeah, and they they don't give they don't give a fuck going back to McDonald's and they're they're kind of tricky ways Yeah They don't give a fuck going back to McDonald's and they're they're kind of tricky ways Yeah, I was gonna say my my sneaky beat my perspective on them changed after watching the movie the founder Oh, yeah, which I really like because starting Batman. Mm-hmm. Yeah, Batman was he was the guy he was Ray Kroc. Yeah Such an interesting movie in that it definitely was not like commissioned or approved by McDonald's No, no, no, no, no because they don't paint him as an outright villain They the movie portrays it like it just presents the facts as they kind of have them and you kind of draw your own conclusions

Like I think this guy's they kind of a dickhead. They show him as kind of like a like a craven businessman But not an outright like yeah. Yeah, he's not he's not fucking no, Mr. Potter. No, no, no, no. It's a wonderful life. It's definitely not that, but- Not like Dave Thomas. Not like the evil Dave Thomas. That evil. That fucker.

Ray Kroc was the owner of the San Diego Padres for a long time. No way, I never knew that. And he's the reason that they stayed in San Diego. They were going to relocate in the 70s. And- He's not even from there. No, but- That's crazy. But why he lived there bought the Padres and then the

And then donated a ton of money to like hospitals and stuff around there. So like in in San Diego It's not like he's like this big like lauded guy, but he is a guy that has like some reverence his Him and his wife also have like an endowment for public radio. Yes, yeah, yeah. Which like, they're very charitable people. Yeah. But they did steal this business. But they stole this business from Ray Kroc McDonald? No, just Ray Kroc.

Don't ask where that came from. Ray Kroc of McDonald. Yeah. Uh huh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's a lot of men. Yeah, if you ask someone, oh, where's the original McDonald's? You'll get two different answers because where's the original McDonald's? You'll get two different answers

because there's the original McDonald's, the McDonald's brothers who started McDonald's, and then there's the first franchise McDonald's, which is in like Illinois, which is where Ray Kroc was from. It's a totally different thing. It's very strange, but now they're making breakfast and this is my wife's favorite shit.

Now they're making breakfast. Now they're making breakfast, baby. Since I hear 2003, please. This is my wife's favorite thing. When I told her this morning, oh yeah, we're going to McDonald's for 100% eat, whatever, and she went, oh, okay, that's okay. And then I got ready and then I came downstairs and she went, I ordered McDonald's.

And then she- She didn't even ask you to pick her up something. No, no. I want it now. Yes, she wants it now. She gets- Large Coke. She gets her large coke in the morning. Her large fucking coke. You're kind of making big hands, but she is small.

That's about the size. That's how it is to scale. She sits on the couch. Yeah, it's like if you were to hand Gizmo the Gremlin a large coke. Like how would that look? That's how my wife is when she holds onto it. Gizmo's me a gremlin

What's good? What is it's a mogwai? Yeah? There you go his mogwai is not gremlin wet and shit themselves or something and then they become yeah I said different than a walk a walk and mogwai becomes gremlins gotcha Yeah, and then and then gremlins become hot yeah, and they get I was talking to a guy the other day and he's like, I know this is a controversial opinion man, but like, I like gremlins two more than gremlins one. I'm like, they're hard to compare. They're weird. They're both gremlins, but like they're so fucking different. The first one is like,

a Steven Spielberg Christmas. Isn't this crazy? Zany little small town thing. And the other one is, what if a gremlin was electricity? Hulk Hogan has five minutes to yell at the audience and he and peel sketches. It's fucking dead. It's so good It's just it's exactly what it is. I've never seen gremlins do oh, it's like I've seen the key and peel sketch No, it's really good. He would watch that sketch, and then you Yeah, wait. It's just this guy was he was like you know it's like I was like electricity grumblies I cast spider gremlin, and they're like scientists grumbling, and then he's like

Alright lady grimly grimly all right Nick loves the lady gremlin. Do you guys have past experience with not going inside the restaurant? Oh? No Dude how many episodes? Do you guys have past experience with not going inside the restaurant? Oh no! Dude, dude, dude, how many episodes has that been there? I couldn't use the last one, so I had to bump the Sonic one to be the copy paste to do that. You just threw away the format that we used for the last episode. I did. Should I go dig it out and see?

If you want. Is it on that one? No, no. Because I changed that from top to bottom. This one, it's not a copy paste from that one. I just don't believe anything you're saying. No, I totally believe what you're saying, actually. I did this, I did most of this yesterday morning and then a lot of it last night after I got home just fucking fried from the episode coming home sitting down at a laptop to go,

fuck, I'll type this out, fuck, oh fuck, exhausted. From the episode coming home sitting down to add a laptop to go Exhausted we haven't done the Late night one day into early morning next day episode in a while since since the off-garden Yeah, we'll say that wasn't that late. No Christ. It wasn't anything to do with Gracie So it's I feel like a normal human today I was fucking tired last night kind of on the last a little bit little bit I was tired last night but I woke up today like a person those other episodes are like you were not waking you wake up you just go it really it is like all right you're closing tonight and you're opening tomorrow and it's's like, ugh, come on, man.

We got to, that's how it goes with the rat and grackle. Sometimes you gotta close and open. We don't care. There's no 12 hour like off thing. This isn't the state of California. This isn't the fucking state of California. Get out of here. This is-

Make our own hours. That's right. And we choose to overwork ourselves. Yeah, we make our own hours and we choose to do this. We're really bad at it. Yeah, we choose our own hours and we choose to do two episodes in like an 18 hour stretch instead of spreading them out over two weeks. I don't know why we did it this way. But boy, we did it this way. I don't know. We're just recording cadences like two days every two weeks.

But why would we do it like that? I don't know. No idea. Couldn't tell you, but we're doing it it like that? Yeah. I don't know. No idea. Couldn't tell you, but we're doing it, baby. Well, today I can't tell you. Yep. Trying to get my hair did. I have positive breakfast McPinions.

Yeah, me too. I think the breakfast is better than the regular food. Yeah. I like McDonald's breakfast. Yeah. And I don't really eat fast food breakfast from anywhere else. Yeah.

It just makes me wonder who they stole it from. That's a good question. The King brothers The egg McMuffin it's not like the greatest sandwich ever, but it's just fucking reliable It's sometimes like I know when I want an egg McMuffin and it's like there it is. I like that. It's not a biscuit Yeah, I mean the thing about it is that it's the base on which all other things can like exist Because if they flop on like a couple of breakfast things it doesn't matter because you just go like the honey the shit I'll just get naked. It's the support beam. It is it's like

Relatively actually healthy. It's yeah, it's not bad bad. It's like the Second like best thing at McDonald's. Oh wow shit crazy. I didn't know that. Like it's not horrible for me. It's not huge, first of all. Yeah. It's like packed with- What is the first? I don't know. I just know Eggman Muffin's like second or third.

Is it hash browns? I have no idea. It's gotta be the Big Mac. Yeah, that's it. I think it's a large- Double bacon quarter powder. I think it's large Coke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Large Coke. Yeah, it's like, it's, those hash browns, like that's what my wife fucking, she loves that shit. I love the hash browns too. They're so good. You were talking about it when we started, you're like, I only eat like half of it. And I go, that's good.

And then just get rid of it or whatever. But can I have the other half? Yeah, it's definitely like trash. I eat the whole fucking thing. They're so, they're fried so perfectly. They're so fucking good. Those hash browns are crazy. They never miss. Yeah, they're delicious. They're so fucking good. Those hash browns are crazy. They never miss.

They're delicious. They're, you gotta even cook though. Whatever machine they put them in. Yes, I need them fucking quick. Oh yeah, when they go bad, they go bad. Man, well we got that air fryer now. Oh! Yeah, okay, all right, let's relax.

You didn't get one. Yeah. We did. What? No. You didn't get the potato. The hash brown. Oh I know, the hash brown.

Not today. So why are you screaming for the air fryer? Because we have an air fryer. You just forgot. To cook your nothing. To cook whatever I want. Okay, which is nothing. Right now? Correct. Which is where we are currently living. I was the future baby. He's gonna cook you. Put me in the air fryer, I guess. Fry me up. Yeah. It's hot. It's hot and windy. Y'all get blown around in a basket. You typically get the orange juice? Is that like the go-to? Yeah, I always get orange juice. I don't- I- well,

nine out of ten times. If I- if I'm really feeling like I could use a pick-me-up, I get the iced coffee. Nice, but it's real sweet. It is, I've tried a few of like their McCafe or like drinks or whatever. Man, I don't. Their regular tall black coffee, like just a big black coffee, this can stand up against most shitty chain whatever. I think it's better than Starbucks.

It's a good tall black coffee. I was gonna say, like I hear good things like that for- It's really like, it's not good. You go to a regular coffee shop, this is not better than anything you get at a regular coffee shop. You go to Starbucks, this is better than Starbucks. Whoa.

But. They stole it from Starbucks. The Starbucks brothers. But when you start getting into like, they're sweet and stuff, and like, there's just the pumps dude. And fuck, it's so, it's like cloyingly sweet, but that's Overwhelming that's what people who think they like to drink coffee. Yes like yeah, yeah, yeah, but when I know I don't like coffee

So that's why I drink it This this like is such a great like road trip. It's so fucking hot when they hand it to you though it Rips dude. It's fucking crazy. Don't get that on your lap mmm, we went over the speed bumps in the parking lot here and We almost got it's got a bubbling over and I was like, oh we almost got hit head-on Speed bumps. You watch that ride along dude fucking crazy The do you think this could reheat in the air fryer? Yeah, okay Wrap it in tin foil though.

Smart. Oh yeah, so you don't want it to get blown around. Make sure you tape it down. Like it's a little bomb. You put it in all the tin foil. Do you guys know anything about McDonald's? Would you like to learn? I don't even know who made it.

Who made McDonald's? Ray Kronk. Let's learn about McDonald's. Our last McDonald's episode was January 3rd, 2023 as Face Jam, where we ate the Smokey BLT Quarter Pounder with Cheese and Holiday Pie. It received an average rating of forty one. Yes, I remember the holiday pie. Yeah, shit. Yeah, it's two years.

But but since we've been 100 percent eat, we did for a Michael Jordan podcast, get the Grandma McFlurry. Right. Oh, yeah. Which is not part of the episode. We didn for a Michael Jordan podcast, get the grandma McFlurry. Right. Oh yeah. Which is not part of the episode, we didn't rate it or whatever, but it is, we went and got it and that was weird. They were doing a bunch of different McFlurries over the summer. Yeah. And we only got that one.

Oh well. They had the Kit Kat that they never had. Yeah. It was like advertised, but mine McDonald's never had it. Here in Nagonia. And uh. Interesting. It feels like they are, because.

Kit Kat Jordan. They're trying, I don't know what's going on with McDonald's I think they saw the Taco Bell like we're gonna do like limited time like fucking crazy They're bringing in like the chicken Big Mac and stuff. You know about that? Dude, I almost fucking got it in England when I was there. Oh really? They have it. Oh wow I just I didn't have time when I was leaving and I was like if there's a fucking McDonald's at Heathrow Airport. I'm getting it. And I don't think there is one. Damn. I didn't see one. And I went, what the fuck? It's an airport. Yeah.

When did you go to England? Uh, it was around the time I was in Pflugerville. Okay. It's a layover. God. Yeah. Yeah. The, the, the limited time stuff. I should really get direct flights. It was Turkey to Fleurville to England. All expenses paid. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Oh, were you flying with the mayor? Yeah.

The chicken Big Mac feels like it's just another thing where they're going like more limited stuff, more, hey, we're trying this, hey, we're trying that. There's stuff they're bringing only to Canada that is like, oh, it feels like they should. We don't live there. It feels like they are things that should be in the US, but they're like trying to roll it out slow.

It's very strange. I think that there's, I don't know if reverence is like the right word for like the McDonald's menu, but I think they think there's reverence for like, this is what we do and we don't mess with it. And people don't give a fuck. Yeah, they're not in and out. And also it's not like McDonald's has never added stuff. Yeah like the the chicken selects mm-hmm

They're good. They're still on there right yeah, but air yeah, be uh the they used to have hot dogs I Don't remember that. I remember that scene in the founder where he goes up to Arizona, and they're making tacos. Yeah Guys gotta watch the founder where he goes out to Arizona and they're making tacos. Yeah. Yeah. Guys, you gotta watch the founder. Yeah. Yeah. Cosmix is open! Remember when we were excited about that

and nobody gives a shit about it now? Weird. Not weird. Where did they open? San Antonio. Yeah. South side San Antonio, I think. Oh, you got it right through San Antonio?

Yeah. All right, you're 35, you got it? But, hang on. I think we I think. Oh, you got to drive through San Antonio? Yeah, go right through 35, we got it? But hang on, I think we got it. Oh, okay. I was unsure of whether or not we had it, but I think we got it. The thing about Cosmix was like, it was a thing that we talked about a lot. Yeah.

We were like, oh, we got to drive. I feel like the concept was just drinks only. That's really what it is. It's drinks and like little breakfast foods. Yeah. When it first opened, it closed at four. I mean, breakfast morning people, I guess. Who's stopping on their way home from work to Cosmix?

I don't know. And also very sugary stuff, apparently. Like everything there is like, do you want this weird drink thing? This is like a mango peach tea, and it's just like pumps of fucking sugar stuff or whatever. I guess I just don't really understand what they're going for. And then like little donut holes.

I think they're trying to be Dunkin. I think they're trying to be Dutch Bros. I think they're- But you have McDonald's. Right. But they're trying to be- Not the same. Yeah, they're trying to be-

You have the coffee, but not the Dunkins. So like they have all like these other drinks and then like the little donut hole things that are like filled with like Nutella or whatever It's just trying to be poorly conceived. Yeah, I think I agree I think it's like a shitty breakfast concept one open nearby. We would definitely go there, right? But I think we would only go there the one time and then go yeah, I don't know about this Yeah, yeah, yeah people were lining up for it for one day. Yes, they were like oh, no it sucks And now it's open and you just never hear about it

And I don't even know that it's like this fuck. This this is fucking lame I think it's just mostly like this is nothing. Yeah, it just sort of like doesn't do anything for anyone We'll see if there's like a phase two to it or if they yeah like the Avengers They do a Star Wars Star Wars hotel and go we don't really want to iterate on this man We'll just close it for Star Wars hotel for Star Wars for Star Wars guys. Yep. Give him a show on October 4 McDonald's sued the four leading beef manufacturers for price fixing Claiming they colluded to make McDonald's pay more for meat by strangling the supply chain Apparently these lawsuits happen all the time

But don't really go anywhere because the manufacturers settle out of court then continue what they're doing so it's kind of like a payout we're accusing Nick of strangling the supply chain of magnets and costing us $80 what the fuck dude I don't know that's quick I wrote it last night on the couch going, what happened today? Where where am I? What am I mad about? Ah? Do you think do you think there's something about a gasp in a car? Yeah? Wait and see oh, I like this next one. Okay Documentarian and McDonald's eater Morgan

Spurlock died in May of this year after revealing Morgan Spurlock died in May of this year after revealing he had been drinking nearly non-stop since the age of 13 and hadn't been sober more than a week in 30 years. He also tried to find Osama Bin Laden, but we talk about that one way less. He didn't even find him. We caught and compromised him to a permanent end, then found his hard drives where he had copies of that movie saved. You think he ever watched achievement on her videos He was definitely a mark nut guy Maybe like 2015 yeah Because he has like doesn't have like nephews and kids and stuff and like and you know that one of them was like Nine years old and going, Papa, Papa, watch this video.

Gavin and Michael are bunny men. And like they loved it. The Bin Laden's love Super Bunny Man. Probably not Osama. No, but he definitely saw it. Like somebody made him watch it on like a Samsung Galaxy S4. I'm trying to do the math too. I don't think it adds up.

Same. I think I don't remember what happened but I think he missed out on like the golden age I don't know I don't think so okay when did Osama bin Laden die no no way no yeah well I didn't well watch that Morgan Spurlock I was compromised to say I lived in New Jersey uh-huh, and that's it is that what he died yeah I I definitely lived in California. Oh no. I totally forgot about that You forgot when he died off by 10 years, right? What when were you thinking he died he died in 2011? Yeah, so when were you thinking? Yeah, so right before I moved

Yeah, what was achievement hunter Well, 2008 I got hired at the end of 2011. Oh shit, so when did mark not happen? Do you think that was after something 12 13 maybe 13 rest in peace of some of it? I was a lover or fact. That's why I said he was watching from somewhere Fish In hell. In hell. Yeah. The fish!

And ma'am, this year a 68 year old Waco woman had scalding hot McDonald's coffee spilled in her lap in the drive-thru mirroring the famous incident from 30 years ago. When will they learn? The evil woman is suing poor McDonald's for $250,000 for pain, suffering, and impairment money that we're not sure the company has. What if this bankrupts them, ma'am? Are you prepared to say goodbye to McDonald's forever because of this? Wait, they have a ton of money?

Oh, we gotta melt the monkey's dick off with this stuff. Hold still, we're just gonna melt you. Let us melt your hog and your sack until you're smooth like a kendall for money. That's why I asked if we could reheat the coffee in the air fryer, and then we can just see what happens. Let's melt the monkey. $250,000. No, keep going. Maybe we don't even have to melt the monkey down like a Ken doll.

Maybe we could just say that it happened, and they won't even look and just be like, here's some money to shut up. Oh, that's a good idea if we sue them for way less They'll probably just go like here's fifteen thousand right and then we keep strangling the supply chain. That's right on magnets No, well, that's what I call it melting the monkeys It's called strangling the supply chain and dude. Oh my god That's pretty good Are you strangling the supply chain in there? Are we still doing the bit where Nick is your mom yeah, I think we could leave that behind

Hey quick check in before we keep on this improv. Yeah, just do this bit or what's going on I wrote three pages of material. I just want to say whether or not it's relevant. I was laying in bed with my phone in the notes Monkey mom Eric Okay, that's enough how much money do you think we could sue McDonald's for and they would just without them like looking yes 20 and what 20 grand hey see this is what happens when he just goes jalapeno you don't know what it means Michael knows fuck it because he's not anymore He's not a what I'm not a new moron I'm from Numenor okay, I'm gonna live to be a hundred and eighty

What's happening? I don't know it's early morning McDonald's episode. It's almost over halfway And I was like it's a little cold woman turn the EC up and now it's hot Turn that AC down, baby. Wow hot air coming out. Yep from someone Crank them strangle us the flight Coming out yep from someone great. Okay calm down dude for me crank them strangle this supply I call this supply and demand I Demand your supply

We're done with the facts by the way yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys feel you learned a lot about oh I feel I learned a lot about when Os the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're over. You guys feel like you learned a lot about, oh, I feel like. I learned a lot about when Osama died. Yeah, exactly. Hey, hey, me too. I just remember John Cena says that we can't compromise since we're bringing it in. I was like, yeah.

That is the craziest like thing. You watch the clip of John Cena at the end of a WWE pay-per-view, getting on the microphone, standing on the announce table to an arena of like 15,000 people. And he just starts, oh, you've never seen that? No, we live in different worlds.

He gives us small, I think that it is such a, like a great meme thing. He gives like a small speech about like how great America is and then he like tells 15,000 people, he's just on this mic and he goes, and we have caught and compromised to a permanent end. Osama Bin Laden. And then it's people,

yeah! Like they just got done watching like a steel cage match. I would have been in the crowd being like, did he just like, is he making shit up? Right, yeah. Doesn't it feel like, yo, hey, what's up, is this a work? Is he like making shit? Hulk Hogan comes out hey, what's up? Is this a work is it like make it? Oh, can comes out like what the fuck and I remember the rock

like tweeted about oh Before before before our president. Yeah, our one true president Barack Obama announced ain't Obama Announced it like he was he was tweeted about and everyone was like yeah, right Yeah, but he knew the rock knew like seal team six members or whatever Yeah fucking crazy new Chris Pratt. Yeah, I know a lot of people found out that Osama bin Laden died by watching the mega 64 podcast Hey, we're doing anything killed him It was a it was a Sunday night and they were doing a podcast And all of a sudden they're in the middle of a conversation and the chats in front of them and they go yeah Sorry, what is this real and then Rocko goes yeah

It says Osama bin Laden dead. We have body and then they go we did it They start standing up and cheering and they play real American We've got to get an American flag fucking just in case we're ever doing something in news breaks I want a Woodbridge County flag or whatever Yeah It's in America I want a Woodbridge County flag or whatever. Close enough. Yeah. It's in America. It's got red, white, and blue stripes all over it. It's got an eagle heart at work with conspiracies or whatever.

It's good stuff. That's the good shit. Man. It's too cold in here. No, I'm good. That one fact, it pivoted to Bin Laden, but we kind of glossed over the Morgan's burlok thing. Yeah Didn't it come out that he like didn't actually eat McDonald's for 30 days or something He did eat McDonald's for 30 days, but he was also drinking heavily

So there's a segment I was watching it I was watching it last night actually where he meets with like the doctors and they go like, yeah, you're in good health, like your cholesterol's good and your blood's fine, blah, blah, just kind of hug you. And then one doctor goes like, your liver, this, I would advise you to stop. You have like a fatty liver. It just seems like you're-

How can McDonald's do this to me? And it's that, it's like, wow, yeah, my liver, I don't know what's happening. And they asked him like, do you smoke? No, do you smoke? No. Do you drink? No. And he is drunk the whole time.

His face is swollen. His eyes are red. He's red. If you watch this at the time, didn't think anything of it. You watch this documentary, he's a red-faced man. Crazy. Every day.

Drink every day since he was like 13. That's nuts. That's wild. And then he died. He's like 54 or something Yeah, no, he was young. Yeah That's crazy. Yep Rest in peace Morgan. Did he ever do anything else? He had other documentaries and a TV show I do remember the TV show. It was like a spiked TV thing, I think

Didn't even say it's the Super Size Me guy, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yep yep this dumb audience isn't gonna know that McDonald's eater Why didn't you just say the name? We're McDonald's eaters? Oh, no you gotta stop eating McDonald's How good they do this to my liver that fucker took away the super size yes, it's true And then shit when you watch stuff or like read stuff about it people are like oh well McDonald's Didn't take it away because of that it the money loss and all like this other stuff It's like they took it away because of that. Yeah, it's specifically that was the name you think McDonald's gives a shit about like Well they care about the cosmogony they care more about their brand yes exactly and it being affected Yeah, because because that's still the only thing we know Morgan Spurlock for yeah

Well, he also went to look for Osama Bin Laden. I've never heard that before. Where did he look? He, so he went to- At the bottom of a box of fries. He went to a bunch of places. The bottom of a Jack Daniels bottle. He went to a bunch of places in the Middle East, and he got, he guessed that it was in like these,

they called them like tribal lands in Pakistan or whatever, and he was only- Okay, so he wasn't far off. He was only off by 200 kilometers. Oh my God, really? Yeah. in Pakistan or whatever and he was okay so he wasn't far off he was only off by 200 kilometers yeah so that means the FBI definitely knew where Osama bin Laden was for a very long time if Morgan Spurlock right got pretty close to where Osama and he did it not sober no that guy was hammered going fine as mother fuck's everywhere Can you tell me where Osama is? Listen, listen

Just tell me where we went He's over there Whoosh, I go! I'm gonna catch him and compromise some of your permanent ends Hahaha Where's the nearest McDonald's? Hahaha, I'm fucking starving Hahaha Jordan, you wanna learn about McDonald's. I'm fucking starving. Jordan, you want to learn about McDonald's breakfast? I'm done learning, but I will read. Oh good.

McDonald's breakfast. Weird that it has a press release at all. Let's see what we're about to get into. The Egg McMuffin is an excellent source of protein and oh so delicious. We place a freshly cracked grade A egg on a toasted English muffin topped with real butter and add lean Canadian bacon and melty American cheese. McDonald's has been a leader at breakfast for nearly 50 years from introducing breakfast burritos in 1991 and McGriddles 2003. You had to look that up. To letting there be all day breakfast 2015 and debuting for like two days. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a bullshit.

And debuting our current two for $4 mix and match value deal. Customers have what they love at the speed and convenience they trust and expect from us. This was a press release from a free Egg McMuffin Day from like March. Oh. Yeah. Oh, they were just going after free, huhin Day from like March. Oh. Yeah.

Oh, they were just going off for free, huh? That's like the most recent, yeah, that's like the most recent. Not a lot going on at McDonald's. A lot of the other stuff is like, hey, check it out, it's McDonald, like all the other press releases, it's McDonald's employees only retreat.

It's like, that sounds fucking awful. Yeah. Like all of them? Yeah. Oh boy. All the McDonald's are closed. Why, we go on a retreat what you do, huh? Why can't they do breakfast all day I Began they cut it off. They cut it off at what 1030. Yeah, it's like 1030 1045. I think it's 11

Well, it depends. It's 1030 or 11th. It's never at the most convenient time Once doesn't start at 11. Mm-hmm. I've got it for Gus. We're both on that one. 11.30. Epee, it's okay. Epee guy. Um, I just don't know why they don't do it I would go to McDonald's more often if I had if I could listen up McDonald's if I could get a McGriddle into Hash brown at like 3 in the afternoon. I ate a cup of coffee? Fuck man, I'd just have that. I'd be fine with that. Some people wake up at that time.

Yeah, Gus now. Poor Gus. He only works one day a week. Said he puts everything that he does on Mondays so that way he's like- He's got a long weekend. Finally, the weekend. He wakes up on Tuesday and he goes,

ah, finally time to relax. Mondays are the worst, but also it's Friday. Much to think about. My knockoff early boss. These U-Reviews are crazy. Okay, so we know what we've seen and what we've eaten from McDonald's, so we have a review, but first,

we have to hear what you have to say in a segment we call U-Review. It does not matter to me who goes first or second on this one this shits wacky So Michael always goes first, so I'll take that. Oh, I don't always go first, but I will now. Yeah, he took it Dnq says and I quote I Ordered two burgers yesterday from McDonald's on East Anderson. That's where we went one was the traditional Big Mac and it was okay Okay, seems like they put less and less sauce on those burgers every time I get one I don't feel that way they don't even taste the same anymore sad The other one I honestly don't know what I ordered, but I ended up with a quarter pounder

Sounds like you ordered a quarter pounder per the menu it comes with meat didn't have any cheese tomatoes What a joke one pink tomato slice. Maybe one and a half inch across That's it dude. What is chopped less than onion picture shows a nice leaf of lettuce and mustard menu says cats up But what was bad? It was like someone dumped the pepper shaker into the mess. It wasn't edible Hey, what'd you get? I don't know quarter pounder I don't know what I ordered, but I got this What did you get? I don't know. Quarter pounder. What? I don't know what I ordered, but I got this. What? That's writing style. So many dashes and then like breaking up thoughts. Didn't have any cheese. Tomatoes. Boomer shit. What a joke. One pink tomato slice. Maybe

one and a half inches across. Dash. That's it. Dash. Chopped lettuce and onion. So did it have tomatoes or not? I did. Menu says cats up. Didn't have cheese. Did have the other thing. Did it have cats up? Yeah. Also, I don't think the menu said cats up. I did. The menu says Katsup. It didn't have cheese. It did have the other things. Did it have Katsup? Yeah. Also, I don't think the menu said Katsup. I don't think the menu said Katsup. There's no way the menu said Katsup. Maybe in 1930s when you were a kid. Katsup? It said Katsup. When you answer the phone and you go ahoy, ahoy, like that's not, it's not. No, no, no, no. Grandma, stop talking into the phone like this. Kids, kids these days don't even know how to talk into the phone. Why are they all miming it like this?

Hello? Yeah. Men, you said cats up. What the f- Liar. Don't know what I ordered. Anyway, here I go. One star!

Time to complain about it. Yeah. I don't know what I wanted, I don't know what I got, but I'm pissed. Huh? Where am I? The other one? I honestly don't know. That's what made me put this one in, is like, I left a review, what'd you review?

Uh. How was your order? Sad. Good? I got it? Sad! Here's something from Layla G. What'd you review? Eh. How was your order? Eh. Sad. Good? I got it. Sad! Here's something from Layla G.

Mm-hmm. She says, rude ass people working here. I almost got off and whooped some A dash dash. But she already said ass. Yeah. Rude ass people. And then censored the second ass.

Well, you know how sometimes if you say ass in reference to like a donkey on TV, you can say, oh there's donkey people. As in do asshole, you have to blur, yeah. There's rude donkey people at the McDonald's? Rude ass donkey people, real bald headed behavior. But I still haven't looked up what it means. Where it's been, it's been, if you're watching this, it's been a week since the last one, about 12 hours for us.

Rude ass people working here, I almost got off and whooped some ass. First of all, take your time to get the order right and give the customer what they asked for without a fucking attitude. You know, sometimes you say ass and it'd be censored ass. Some girl asked me something and I couldn't quite understand her and said just pull up to the first window in a rude tone. When I did, I asked the guy that was charging me, that girl that taking my order asked me something that I didn't understand and then she told me just pull up and his reply was, Oh, it's because she's high. None of this happened. I looked at him like, are you fucking kidding me? Censored ass. Why would you say that? Secondly, why is she working while being on drugs? Then I get to the second window to get my meal

and they give me everything wrong my drinks and food I'm never coming to this location again, and I will be talking to the manager of this place There's nothing much you can say I got nothing to add This fucking cunt's a rude! Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me dipshit? I'm about to whoop some ass. What'd she say? Oh, it's okay. She's high. Why is she high working at McDonald's? Why would anyone be sober working at McDonald's? You gotta be something working at McDonald's. Morgan Spurlock couldn't be sober eating at McDonald's. Fuck I gotta eat this shit for 30 days? Oh, he's drinking his coffee.

Oh, it goes down hot. Woo! Burns all the way down. Yeah, that makes me feel good. This coffee makes me feel good and like I should make some decisions right now. Rude ass fucking people. It's gotta make me feel good and like I should make some decisions right now Rude ass fucking people

Claire are I'm 100% convinced this place is cursed or hexed either one Immediately one of my boyfriend, and I pulled up something did not feel right The design of the drive-thru is not intuitive at all and you have to drive all the way around the entire rush What you drive through that's there's fucking arrows on the ground. That's how it works That's just how it works There was this creepy homeless woman walking through the drive-thru line getting super close to cars and TVH. She looked like a bite It's like wow that doesn't sound bad, but I say it makes bad. She be it she seemed like a bite. Then then we pull it to the window and no one answers my bf my bf had to ask five times

for someone to respond they were so incredibly rude and left us with an unsettling feeling. Well that's because of the hex. The hex that the biter left. There's a biter hex over this place, you can tell. Then later that day I threw up my guts after eating a hot and spicy chicken sandwich and relived my childhood trauma. Do not go to this McDonald's, whatever you do! I would give a negative one stars if I

could yes notice any biters while you're there that first set the first two sentences were like oh is she like into like minerals and like astrology yeah and then it turned into this girl looks like a biter I was like I don't know I have no idea I don't know she's into minerals I think she's into hating. I think she's into hating. Uh, I think she's a hater. She's into hating, but like, she always paints it in a, oh, you know, they just have a negative aura. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Their, um, their aura is very bald-headed. It was cursed or hexed.

And their demeanor is that of a biter. Cursed or hexed, and then, um... Something did not feel right. Oh, it gave us a sign of the drive through not intuitive at all They left us with an unsettled feeling Like I got a bad feeling about this we'll be using the mobile app today Are we using the mobile app today? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Oh hard times yeah Grimace ball-headed. Oh, yeah real ball. I mean he likes the Mets. Yeah, yeah look at him Bald-headed behavior, that's a behavior. That's a fucking behavior, dude. Oh my god well um That's all the reviews for that you left for McDonald's

One star reviews for McDonald's is the craziest shit that you can write. None of them are that insane. They're all just semi-insane. Most of them are like, ordered a Big Mac, did not get the Big Mac, one star. Don't know what I ordered, got a quarter pounder. Yeah, and it's just like- And did you notice they're putting less and less sauce on those nowadays? It doesn't even taste the same!

Have you heard? It always tastes the same. Yes, that's what it's there for. Empowering people to make reviews and giving them the power to say something negative. Yeah. It is a mistake. Yeah, definitely.

And it just comes back to the whole internet was a mistake, to be honest. The thing about these reviews, I really had to dig around for these. Most of them are so like tame or lame that you just go, why did you even bother? Like this is McDonald's. They care enough that they want their voice heard.

By no one. But they- McDonald's is a big deal. But they don't care enough about where they eat. Like they just got McDonald's and then had to give it a one-star review. I think that's so bizarre. It's like the lowest rung because it's everywhere.

Right. It's not a special treat thing. It's just like the lowest rung of fast food that you an adult who can leave a review. I was in town to see my sister and decided to try the local McDonald's. Exactly. It's like-

Terribly disappointed. It's like that's what you see. Are they putting glass on it? That's what you see on like pizza places or like smaller chains or like Denny's. Denny's isn't everywhere the way it used to be. And people who go there, it's like different walks of life. And then people who are like writing their fucking novel

of a one-star review, cause they're so like, wow, you're really trying to be something here. McDonald's doesn't have that, but they still have people that leave reviews. And it's so strange to me to leave a one-star review for a McDonald's. It does not, something doesn't click.

I wouldn't leave a one-star review anywhere. No, fuck no. I don't care enough about any experience I've had at a restaurant. I'll just be like, well, I'm not going to go there again. I don't need other people to know about it. Can you imagine not going to a McDonald's because you read a bad review? I was about to go to McDonald's, you know one of the

17,000 in Austin right I read this review. I'm gonna avoid it. I'm trying to avoid curses in Texas I'm not going to this one saved me. Yeah, saved my lunch Oh, yeah, go find this review and be like I found this helpful some of the other fast food places have people that say like I Shouldn't have ignored the reviews. So it's like, okay, so they're checking the reviews for other stuff But I can't imagine going like a Yelp McDonald's. Yeah, let me I let me a little get a little preview before I buy Yeah in general in general

I don't look at reviews for restaurants anyway, because it's not that big of a commitment to go to a restaurant, and it's a meal, and so if I don't like it, I'll be like, well, I tried it at least, you know? And I'm not talking about McDonald's, I'm talking about, like, you know, an actual restaurant in town. Yeah. And this has me thinking, like, what do I even use reviews for like

Right, I guess like my garage broke the other week And I needed to find garage repair and I was like who's got reviews I'm did people like this place Mm-hmm. Also, it's an emergency. So I kind of can't be too picky. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, literally my garage won't close But that's like McDonald's is the same kind of thing. You're probably just driving around and you're like, I'll get McDonald's. Yeah. You're not going on Yelp and going, what's around?

I'm in my car, what's around here? Ah, the McDonald's, let me check the reviews. Mm, bald headed thing. Oh no, a hex. Like it just- Maybe I should avoid this. Biters at this one, I see. It's just a weird... To me, it's such a disparate thing to have...

To eat at McDonald's to leave a review that's like one star on a website that like isn't McDonald's... Like, just use that energy and contact them if you're going to do that to like get free McDonald's for later. Because that's all you really want. Right. You're hoping somebody... you get a reply from the owner. Yeah. And he goes, here's Ray Kroc himself. Ray Kroc is going to email you from.

I mean, probably stole it. Yeah, definitely going on. And it's like he's hanging out with Morgan and Osama. Found them. What are these three having come in? It's just strange. The McDonald's thing is just weird to me to leave a review is so bizarre, but it's time for us to review. Let's go ahead and leave our review. Yeah, but we're not leaving anywhere except for you on the internet. Jordan, what do you think of McDonald's breakfast? This is not the first time I love McDonald's breakfast. I love thing. I love the McGriddles. It is the first time I had the steak thing what no you had it before I thought no

Not the state I had the bacon or Michael was ranging in Raven Mm-hmm few months ago that the bagels are back the bagels are back true I was Michael loves McDonald's, and I love McDonald's breakfast mm-hmm So I was like I got to try this and I had an early morning Not too long ago, and I was like I don't have time for breakfast I'm gonna get some McDonald's breakfast and treat myself. And I got the bacon egg and cheese bagel. I'll be honest I forgot that the steak was the one you went for. I was just like the bagel in general is good. And we've talked about bagels before.

I love a bagel sandwich for breakfast. And just in case, I got a backup, I got a bacon, egg, and cheese McGriddle, just in case the bagel didn't work out, I did not finish that bagel. Wow. I like it. I barely ate it. The bagel was plasticky and hard,

and there was way too much of whatever that sauce is there's what is that sauce? I don't know hollandaise I don't I don't know, but I like it. It's not on anything else. I think it's too sharp. It's kind of It's very sharp, but for breakfast it is it's an intense flavor for breakfast. I agree Yeah, yeah Just not what I was looking for. And there was way too much salt on it. Whatever sauce they're not putting on the Big Mac or whatever, they're putting on this bacon. Almost too much.

So I was telling you guys about how I was disappointed about it and Michael reminded me, well, you gotta get the steak, egg and cheese one. Right, it's got egg on it? I don't even remember and I just ate it. So this time around, I'll say this it was better than the bacon egg and cheese one the bagel was better Yeah, thank God I could actually chew it. Yeah, it was nice and soft today

And I didn't I didn't know that they were putting onions on it dude the onions were tons of onion What a little too much onions, but I like that they're doing it like that's this is a creative sandwich. Yeah, I actually thought it was like kind of cool But I just I really don't like that sauce. Oh wow I don't like that Okay, my high C was good. I went back to the McGriddle finish the whole thing. I did I drink all my It's a small it's a tiny guy I Whole thing I did I drank all my slamed it down dude. It's a small. It's a tiny guy um I Will say it was better than the bacon egg and cheese one. I'm probably not gonna be a McDonald's bagel guy though, okay?

I Love McDonald's breakfast as a whole this one 62% wow okay, okay? That's pretty good it for for a job. He reviewed first bagel which was I fucking hate I took a bite and it was far But you can finish it disgusting plastic shit 60 choose an upgrade, but you also did it again today where you got the backup You got it. I did. I did well. I ate half of both Okay, yeah, it's a step in the right direction. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, um I fucking love this thing Yeah, I knew I was gonna like it. I eat them all. Yeah. I fucking love this thing. Yeah. I knew I was gonna like it.

I eat them all the time. I don't even think I saw you eat it. It was just gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went, goodbye. Yeah. Um, it's just fucking good, man. It's the only, it's like, they call it steak.

It ain't steak. What is it? So it's like a patty. I don't know, but it's the only goddamn thing that they use that meat for. The only thing, comes with a bagel, again, flavorless, but I like the texture. I just prefer eating on a bagel too. It's sturdy as shit. You know what I mean?

It's just like, it holds everything in there. It doesn't disintegrate on you or fall apart. Bagel is S tier breakfast sandwich. Muffin is D tier. It doesn't have, it doesn't have like the qualities of a good bagel as far as flavor goes, but it has the structure. As long as you don't get a fucking hard one. Which they fuck up sometimes.

I was so worried grabbing it, I'm like, oh fuck man is this gonna be like raw- I've just run into so many raw hard bagel sandwiches and then I- Raw hard. Dude, so soft. Yeah, it was good. It was really good. It was good. running to so many rock hard bagel sandwiches and then I rock that dude so soft yeah it was good it was really good it was good um I gotta give this guy an 84 okay it's just fucking good dude perfect I love it McDonald's love this fucking thing they're consistent you know like we said you don't go to check out the local one thinking what do they have yeah or do but I feel like I feel

like the bagel situation is like a real crap shoot Yeah, this is an average score of 73 for for breakfast pretty good I mean the whole breakfast menu is like a 90 41 So I think suck so the yeah the sauce on this thing. This is called a steak patty Okay, The sauce, creamy breakfast sauce. Oh, dude. Come on, help us out, man. Just a taste of breakfast.

Yeah, have some breakfast sauce. I think I would really like the steak one, either without the onions or without the sauce. Oh, dude, I want more onions and more sauce. I want this thing to get like- Yeah, I fucking love it. It's really not cool. One or the other had to go for me.

I love- it's hard. Have you not had it before? I've never had that. This might make a regular rotation stop when my wife is like, I'm gonna get a McDonald's breakfast. I might go like large coffee and give me that thing. Like I might just get that combo.

It's pretty good. I would sooner stop at nervous Charlie's on the way to McDonald's. They're right across the street. The intense, like I love intensely flavored foods. And even at breakfast, when you're like looking for something like maybe like more muted or easier to sort of process,

like after you've been up for 45 minutes, I can't turn it off. I want something that is just like, you're eating! And this has, this- That'll wake you up. This has that. Every bite is like that sauce, those onions, the steak, it does not taste like McDonald's at all.

It's very weird for McDonald's. Nothing else at McDonald's tastes like this thing. Nothing. I've never had anything at McDonald's like that. I'm super impressed by it. Something about that sauce is just like, I get what you're saying, it's definitely intense and flavorful,

but like there's something at the end of it that's like, I feel like it's making my arteries clogged. Oh, definitely. Yeah, that's the McDonald's. Yeah, that's the creamy part of breakfast sauce. I think it's the break part. Dude, it's fucking. It really is like, it's like Holland days.

It really is like a Holland day. I think that's gotta be what it is. That has to be what it's inspired by at least because it's man I was really I think they stole it from Holland oh no Ray Kroc he strikes again this is charitable well let us know if you end up getting it let us know what score you put I mean it doesn't affect anything you're not tell us what score I mean just you can hey you know what in the comments just let us know I have a score and then don't tell us what yeah, just let us know I have a score and then don't tell us what it is.

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