100% Eat - Bagless Fries - Wendy's Ride Along

Episode Date: August 13, 2026

Our Heroes got the Pretzel Pub but ordered it with spicy chicken, (100% Eat style) something you cannot do through the app! They don't believe it's actually going to be right though and even if it is, will it be good? Either way, hold these fries. They didn't give us a bag. All us. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here, I'll hand you the fries like she handed me the fries. Ashole. Just like that? Yeah, and then she said asshole. You wanted fries? Here they are. See you. She gave us a drink, didn't order it.

Right. She gave us a fries, no bag. Handed us fries, no bag. Nick, let go to the fries. What were you doing? You wanted to put it in the bag. You wanted to do you were just caressing it. Okay, I didn't know you grabbed it. Okay.

Well, you framed it too closed. You had a little hands grabbing it. I wasn't looking at it. Okay. Is it a very normal, uh, ordering experience, and we're going to get all of the food that we order. I don't disagree. I think it, I think it is the norm. I think that's, part for the course.

I think it is, especially, it shouldn't be normal. Especially it is. Especially at Wendy's. Yeah. I feel like we get it at this one's all the time. No, we got it all right. Yeah, we did. God. We got something.

I don't know if we got what we wanted. but we got it. Do you think it's a pretzel pub? I do you think it's a hamburger. I think it's a pretzel pub. I think it's a hamburger. Yeah. So she gave you a drink,

we didn't order. Did not order it. Just put it there and then walked away. Worked out for Michael. I was thinking like, can you give us a cup of water? Eh. Yeah.

How just wait until we get back? Yeah. And then you came over with a drink. I was like, this is excellent. Wow. Oh, my God. Once again, everything works out.

Yeah. I know, right? Air candidate to me initially. I was like, I just figure out of someone who was going to get a drink. Any other time I would have read it. I would have said nothing. Give me that.

I thought a bit was unfolding around me. Yeah, the bit was we keep going to this Wendy's. Yeah, pretty funny. Waka, waka. So then you got the probably burgers. Uh-huh. He said chicken, not spicy. He didn't eat spicy at first.

So I walked up. I forget that they have a not spicy chicken. Like, I don't know that they have like, they have like a not spicy chicken? It's a fair thing. I mean, I guess it makes sense. Yeah, I get it. So I ordered- The spicy is the only choice.

I said, so it should be the only choice. And mentally it's the default for us. Can we get four pretzel pubs, the four, a chicken sandwich? And she went, Huh? And then started pressing buttons. And she said,

double? And I went, what? No. Double? No. Double spicy chicken? Hell yeah. Spicy chicken.

Spicy chicken pretzel pub. And she went, oh. Anyway, I can't wait to eat our double. Then turned around and yelled something in Spanish. and then turned back around and then went. What else? We have an idiot. Yeah.

So then we got it. That was her typing in order, spit in his food. No, she was typing Eric, or Eric, C.K. Eric. How? How is it all of them? How is it all of them all the time? Every time it's CK.

Maybe it's AI predictive text. This is like never happened. Why would AI predict the spelling? Because AI is the least common. The least common one. Eric, because AI is. That's so weird. But I ordered a large fry also.

And then it was just... And then they hand me... The tree. Well, yeah, see, you had the bags, and I didn't know what you're waiting for. And then Nick's like, oh, you got a large fry. And then she finally came back with it and just gave it to you. She just handed it.

No bag. What? Like, you forgot it. Yeah, I liked it a lot. She was... She should not be working. That woman was... Lenthery.

That was an, when I say an older woman, you're thinking, oh, like an older woman. Think older than that. I think the correct term is, oldest woman. Oldest woman. And it's a woman who, I said, that's someone who mows their lawn every day. She spends a lot of time in the sun. She's got that, that just like leather tan. Oh, yeah, it's persistent.

Yeah. She did not want to give me the pretzel pubs. And this was, I want to give you the fucking fries. Imagine. Imagine. Got to be hydrated. God, if they're not the spicy chicken pretzel pub,

I don't know what we're gonna. I don't know what we're gonna destroy when we're gonna destroy when we're gonna destroy when we're gonna destroy well. And we did this. We throw it back. As Jordan pointed out, where's our mention? Yeah, I took a picture of the sign they have and it just says pretzel

pretzel pub. It doesn't say our heroes. No mention. Or at least at least at the last. Just be like, fuck, we didn't want to fuck up. I do this. Yeah.

We didn't want to do this. Right. Yeah, wanted, do not serve. Do not get fries. Sorry, sorry you to get the yellow packaging. These assholes fucking ruined it. At least reference the hole, right? That's what happened.

Yeah, like fans brought it back. All you? All you? All new. All you? All you? All new. Think about that for never. I know, right.

Yeah. Yeah, it is. Yes. They don't even know. The thing where it was all you and then everyone replying, yes, it was them. I asked. Guys, we tweeted.

It tipped the vote a couple hundred. Yes. You still tried to cheat and say yellow one. It was definitely all us. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah, bitch. They tried so hard to cheat.

They tried everything they could to cheat. Blasphemy. Crazy. Which is why I think ultimately this will not be a good experience. Right. Because they didn't want to do this. They didn't want to do it. This is kicking and screaming.

They don't want to do it. Dude, if it's good, I'm dumbfounded. It'll be a miracle. They didn't want it. I told Nick and Jordan before you got there, I just kept going. I'm so worried it's not gonna be good. I want this to be good so desperately.

I keep referring to it as Wendy's last chance. This is definitely their last chance. I want this to be. But I mean, they're limping in, you know? I want this to be so good and then everyone eats it and they go, oh my God, why don't they just do this all the time? And then we go, that's right. That's why we brought it back.

This is, it's truly the pivotal moment. Because if they can't do this, they're best food. Imagine this could be an uptake for Wendy's. Yes. This is Wendy's going to six-ers. We should get all the credit. Uh-huh. Did you say this is Wendy's going to the sixth? That's what I said.

They're ring chasing. Yeah, they're ring-chasing. Well, that's why they have Sonic in there, too. So I saw the hedgehog was in there. And minions. And minions. Oh my God. It's all coming together.

Hey. Inflation called. We said no. Why isn't it? Okay, so this was at the Lubies in the store. Right next one. The marquee. We should go to sometime.

Inflation called. We said no. How is it inflation called? We didn't answer. Yeah, I, we picked up, we heard him out. Yeah, we said, no, we still. No, we politely said no. We have all the time in the world for you inflation.

Oh, no, bad, no, no, we will not. See, but I feel like showing what the price of the Luan platter then is a bit of a kick in the pants because it's still 950 or 949. Yeah. Rest in peace, Britney Murphy. Shouts out. Yeah, shouts out.

How much did the Luan platter used to cost? Less than that. I also don't know what it is. It's just like their standard, like, We could look at it. You can get this. It's like an array of food. Oh, it just seemed like Nick knew what it was.

No, it's definitely lower than 949. There's no way my dad would have paid that. There's no way. Nick knows the price. Right, he doesn't know it's lower than it was. He's asking what is it. What's the food? What's the food?

What comes on? I don't remember. Okay. That was what he was asking. Oh. Prices, man. Yeah. 949.

949. Should we talk about the Simpsons now? Well, I asked you two guys when we got there if you'd had the new spicy chicken yet. Have you Michael since Monday? Right, we've talked about how they changed the chicken brush. No, I haven't been there in ages. I haven't been there in ages.

And I bet we're still not gonna have it today. I suppose it was a more relevant question before. You want a double? You want double chicken? Well, we saw that. And then the fry fiasco, and I just went, do not look. Yeah. Yeah. If it's wrong, taking all the way. Yep. If it's wrong, it's wrong. Don't look.

I just peeked by to see what it's set. You were, it was right with it to the bag and I went, don't you look. I didn't know. I wasn't going to look at it. I wasn't going to look at it. It's hilarious because no doubt the audience already knows. Right. Since this comes out after. Well, you're one of those freaky freaks that watches this person. You're going to watch us figure it out in real time.

It'd be great if it was there. I want it. I would rather have the spicy of chicken sandwich. In some way, if it turns out that we got what we ordered, it's like already a 10 point bonus. True, right? Any other place. It feels better. Like, it wouldn't be anything miraculous, but Wendy's, it's kind of like. Yo, they're doing the bare minimum? No.

They gave us what we ordered. Yo, Wendy's. Okay, hang on. We don't even assume they did the bare minimum. Damn, dude, they're killing it. They didn't give you the fries. They didn't. They handed me the fries.

I've never had out of a bag. There was no bag. Yeah. Even when they forget a thing, like a McDonald's. Yeah. They put it in a bag. It's a little bag. like, oh, I didn't get this one thing.

They always put it in a bag. I've never once been handed food outside of a bag, ever. That really blew me away. You just handing you fries and just get the fuck out of here. Get out. Eric, get the fuck off. Do you think, we've been going to this Wendy's a while. Do you think that maybe our results are just a little more skewed though than they would have been otherwise?

No, I think this is the same at every Wendy's. All right, I don't think by and large that fast food, yeah, like varies from place to place. I mean, like, unless there's a Wendy's with an iPad where we can. Yeah, yeah. It's like, unless we can order from a Wendy's iPad, then I just don't. Which I don't think they have it. No, I haven't seen one. But also, I haven't been to Wendy's in a while. What do they invest their stuff in? I don't see a ton of their commercial. What are they invest in? Shareholders.

Oh, right, right. Sorry, my bad. Stock, stock buybacks. Paying for brand deals? The minions. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Sonic Hedgehog. Paying to get minions and Sonic, I guess. I don't know. We got it. We got to get minions. Guys, minions, they're going to make so much money in the box office. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Yeah, trust me. Uh-oh. Didn't do well. It did not do well. Is that like the first one that didn't do it a while? Yeah. Yeah.

They made like a million of those things, right? Yes. There's four despicable memes now. There's four despicable movies and two other minion. This is the third mini movies? The third minion. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I did not.

I think I've seen two despicable memes and that's it. I've at least seen the first. Except for three. I've never seen a minion movie and I'm happy for it. It's just all minions. It's all minions. No. I haven't seen it.

Oops all millions, which is how they got those movies. It's all minions. Well, they're gonna stop making them now. Yeah, they're dead. The minions have had their day. I'm fine with that. Oh, thank, Eric. Wow.

I figured you're gonna have the end full- And he's bare minimum, Eric, bare minimum? Wow. You're for Nick? E-Rick, help it. Yeah, the bare minimum. Oh my god, dude. How chivalrous.

Okay, that's not bare minimum. Dude. Park, part-parks on the lawn. Hmm? Hmm. Nick didn't see that either. Nope. Is he parked off the driveway?

Oh, am I in the grass? A little bit. Just a little bit. That's cool. I don't live here. Up. Is that where it's going? Yeah.

I'll fucking throw it on the ground. No, that's down. I'll drop it at the fucking top of the stairs. No, that's up then down. Yeah, well, it still gets up first. Simply one up. We'll find out if it's spicy as it rolls out of the bag. Oh, hell yeah.

Over here. Okay, we got Jet Lee. Is this the one? Yeah, you know it. Oh, it's the one. Wow. The actual decent movie. The rest of the piece, Alia.

That's a good-ass movie. Wait, that's Romeo must die. Oh. Togo Eric. Yeah, I was like, I don't think she's in this. Oh, I love Togo. Togo Eric. They never used to put it in a box.

They did that song, Erica. Boxes are new at Wendy's. Okay. I haven't seen a box at Wendy's. Right? Usually they're right. Okay. On the thing.

It says. Eric. Spicy. It says spicy chicken. Spicy chicken. Oh. Oh. It's at least chicken.

I don't know what it's spicy, but it's at least chicken. It looks, hey, it looks pretty good. That's pretty good. I said 10 earlier, but we don't know if it's spicy or not. So now it's at 5. They could do it. Oh, no, you can see little flakes.

That's got to be the space. You better wrap it up. The spices outside. Oh, there goes Michael. Oh, my God. He's off to the races. He's so back. Dude, he's back.

Are you healed? I'll never be healed. Oh, wow. Are you, are you feeling better? It's pretty good. Yeah. Oh, wait, no. Should I bleep that?

No, because this comes out. out after oh right yeah yeah not a shock but michael like crazy yeah fair point yeah got it dude this is exciting i'm excited if michael like yep i gotta shoot down the barrel of the hat too when he takes a when he takes a bite oh that was good yeah we're back that was good let me check the fridge real quick wait wait wait wait oh exploded all right well okay well we'll let you know what we think and if you need to go get one i'll like it all right nick you ready yeah do it here you go the fridge is good we're clear What are you doing?

Eating a fry! Do you go back in the room. Go up by the other room. Three, two, one. I'm leaving.