100% Eat - Beekeeper (2024) Watchalong

Episode Date: March 28, 2026

Our Heroes watch Beekeeper (2024) with you. Sync this up with the movie and watch Nick & Jordan see it for the first time but Michael & Eric keep looking at each other because they know what happens next. A former operative of a powerful organization embarks on a brutal campaign for vengeance. Join us on our Discord by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat and be a part of our upcoming celebrations because we turn 2 in MAY! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You guys have not? Nope. Have you just seen it the ones? I believe, yeah, I only saw it one time. I only saw it in theaters. I've seen it three times. No? I was,

I could see this movie three times. I put on the movie. I can see it twice, I'll tell you that. Priest on two beats. You did. And Michael came in and like walked upstairs and was like, whoa, priest is on. Hell yeah, dude.

It was like, what? Yeah, Paul Bettney, Carl Urban. Have, conversely, Nick walked up and goes, what the fuck is this shit? The guy, the guy from, The guy from Never Back Down. Yeah. The kid who also was in Violent Night with...

Hell yeah. David Arbor? Everyone is, Carl Urban. You got some, like, real, like, narrow-line knowledge. That's pretty impressive. Real narrow. That's really impressive. Real narrow. But when it's in there, it's in there.

So, yeah, I'm ready to learn what this movie is all about. I think Carl Urban's like a vampire. I know Jason Statham is in it. He has... Just barely, though, you know? That's all I know. It's called beekeeper. Does he work at an APA?

I cannot, Oh, we were saying, by the way, I cannot reveal. Again, when microphones weren't working. Dude, that opening. The opening. The setup is crazy. It's incredible.

I need to pay attention right off the bat. It's going to blow your mind. You can't avoid it. But it was just like, damn, that seems harsh. A former operative of a powerful organization embarks on a brutal campaign of vengeance.

That is the synopsis. That has nothing to do with bees. Buzz Buzz, skittles, scattle. Chat, have you guys seen beekeeper? Are you like, are you being new to being beekeeper watchers or are you being veteran beekeepers?

A lot of nose. A couple yeses. What a nose. A lot of nose. Good. Nick, we're all on this together. Are you excited to watch beekeeper? I'm stoked.

Nick is also first time beekeeper. Yeah, first time beekeeper. Yeah, he's dressed in the full beekeeper costume. He's ready to get stung or prevent the stings. There's at least one B in this movie. I, uh, all right. I'm going to keep a B.

I watched it once then got a concussion, excited to rewatch it for the first time. Someone said that. It would bypassed. First time. First time B,

long time keeper. Yeah. I think we're ready. I'm really excited to do these watchalongs. I'm ready to learn whatever this is. I'm excited for the first time of doing these watchalongs. It's a movie I want to watch.

Javier the Mead guy is a meat guy. I'm already disappointed. A lot of bees. Not a honey. You're going to be pissed. It's going to be. Awesome. All right, Nick.

Yo, this is 92%. It's, yeah, popcorn, dude. It's beekeeper time. Will Jordan be the 8%? If you're watching this live with us, you're seeing the movie. If you're watching this later, it's going to sync up with a time code at the bottom. Nick is going to count down three, two, one go. And on go, you guys are going to hit play at home if you're watching this later.

But again, this is the benefit of being on the discord and the Patreon. You can't get this movie for five bucks. We're just going to show you beekeeper. It's time to get kept. Nick, are you ready? Yeah, here we go, fellas. Three, two, one, play. He got it.

Buzz, buzz. Wow. Sometimes he misses it. Yep. Here comes. Here comes. He's gonna do it. He's got it.

He's got it. He's fucking nailed it. Yep. Beautiful. Oh, yeah. For the second there was me or not. He got it. He hasn't figured out.

He hasn't figured out. Very good job. Yeah. Good job on the pre-pred. Is this? Whoa, Miramax. Now we're talking. Is this before MGM got bought by Amazon?

I assume it is. I don't know. What was this? 2024? So it was probably around that transition. Yeah, it's got to be right at that time. I went and saw Project Hail Mary, which is an MGM movie. Was it good?

And it had, that's great. Okay. It had the typical MGM line and then it said Amazon Prime. There you know, bullshit. Cedar Park. What? Hey, I had to driving all the way over there. Too far.

You guys went to a wedding outside there. Part. out of here. The monkey! Punch! Punch. I love this movie already. Oh, it is Amazon MGM. Fuck punch. One B. We've done it. I mean, if you're gonna start counting already. There's a lot of bees. Early on, it's nothing but bees. All right, I gotta take a lot of drinks. Early on. Egyptian bees. Oh, wait, David Ayer. Uh-huh. Huh? Uh-huh. Okay. So confusing. Okay. So confusing. He wanted to do this, huh? He demanded it. Well, that guy's name was Lampman.

The legend of bees. I gotta know everything about these bees. Josh Hutchison's killing it lately. He's got five nights and beekeeper? You think I can do anything. Oh, actually, I was going to say, they're making beekeeper too. I was going to say, where's beekeeper too? They're making it.

I don't know. I don't know if he's attached to the project. Hopefully. Jeremy Irons? Oh, I'm on board. Do you think he's a good guy or bad guy? You lost me at David Eyre? You brought me back with Jeremy Iron.

Do you think Jeremy Irons is a good guy or bad guy? He's got to be the bad guy. He's always the bad guy. Yeah. Imagine if he was the good guy. I don't remember. He only played the good guy once in the line. Uh-huh.

Yeah, yeah. Classic good guy. No, he's a good guy. He's been a good guy. He was like Alfred once. Wasn't he? That's true. He did play Alfred in front of the bedroom movies.

Oh, in the, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's it. The Tim Burton. Oh, produced by Jason Statham. Yeah, well, yeah. I mean, come on. That's how we got himself in the movie. Cat and our oof.

the chat is trying to invite themselves to speak on the stage. Cool, yeah, come on. Yeah, I'm not really familiar with what you guys do here. Let me be a part of that. Hey, I want a riff. Hey, Jordan, check it out. So many bees. I'm on board.

This is all I wanted. Oh, then you're gonna love the beginning. Okay. Now, as the movie goes on, you might like it less. I like it more, actually, though. Is that Jason Statham? I liked it less. We don't know yet.

He's in his apierist outfit. like watching a movie with my mom. What's happening? Who is that? Who's that? They better reveal. Who are you? I thought they were with them.

Do you know him? Show us your fucking face. I want a nice little house. I'm in the country. It's a big house. This is where dreams grow. There she is. Michael, there she is.

What's going to happen? Oh, I forgot about the cop characters. Yeah. I totally forgot about them. They're super important. Oh, he got rid of the bees. He kept him. He's a beekeeper, not bee getting ridder.

He hoards them. He don't often see a wig of bees. Stupid. He needs a wig of bees. Don't ever put a wig on him. Can we turn subtitles on? Oh, yeah. That's a great question.

Yeah, that's it. You want English. Sorry, you're getting English. Oh, he's a gardener and a beankeeper. I just read a comment. Smart person who said it. So I'm fucking watching you. I'm eating my garlic bread, but I'm watching.

Usually he's taking care of. How many times has he's been with bees? Beebeards are out. Bee mustaches are in. Dude, holy shit. What a post. Whoa. Whoa, dude.

Dr. Robot Tomato, I think, I think your ADHD needs. Holy shit. I think you're overstimulated. He looks like he's going fencing, not. No, don't do that to the bees. He's making popcorn. I guarantee you that would not work in real life. What are you talking about?

There's no way. Why is he killing them if he keeps them? That's what I was saying. I'm pretty sure those were like wasp or something. Oh, okay. That's true. They were killing the bees. Yeah, it was a different.

These are the bees. Okay. He's getting a bee buzz. They were killing the bees. They were killing the bees. It worked with all the, The Eath Club. So you fell in love with a beekeeper?

Is that the plot of this movie? No. You're about to see the plot of this movie. You're having to see the best jacket in the world. Oh no. Her hard drive is infected. Dude, I hate when that happens. This is just like my mom.

I hope not. I also hope not. No, don't fall for the scam. It's ransomware. This. I hate Boyd. Boyd Crowder? No, don't fall for it.

No, grandma. Look at all those bees. This is the... So all these people working here, it's the only one they got, huh? Everyone else is trying. Well, he's trying. He's a top dog. He's a tough dog.

Oh, okay. Showing him how it's done. He's like the Jordan Belfort. Yep. Damn. Everything I have, my grandbabies books. My pictures, my mommy pictures. This is the most dad-ass movie in the world.

It's awesome. I believe friend. This is how they get you. And then you go to, I don't trust this guy. Oh yeah? No. I think he's up to something. They have these robots.

Whoa. She can sign it over to them. Touch your keyboard. Touch it. Unplug it. No, if only if only beekeeper we're here to save her. Why did the bees keep him? How is this immediately like

this is where I stop? Hey, hey, watch. This Christ. Oh, no. This is how it always happens. Quick, send me $50,000 in Roblox. Apple gift cards. Her password is definitely yes password.

No password. How do you know? He knows! How does he know? They should have just said she uses last pass, so she's wide open. Yes. Yeah. Yes.

Good idea. I don't care about. You're saying. Yeah, sucks to suck, bitch. Dude, you should have gotten word VPN. I'm saying, bro. Here it comes. No, no.

Michael's just watching the movie. I'm watching you, dude. They scammed her. They scammed her. Good. And that's how all those scam places look. Right. They look like nightclubs.

Yeah. They all have bisexual streamer lighting. They high five each other. Oh, no. Oh, God. No. Her bank account, her retirement, her charity she was in charge of. Oh, no. There goes her job.

She's an old black lady. I hope she's okay. Guys. There's no recourse for this. I mean, not really. If this happens to you, I mean, surely Jason Satham will save the day. Otherwise, why are we watching this? She got all the fraud notifications.

Well, at least those work. Oh, some honey? Michael, do this work? It's not so much a story of savior, but of retribution. I see. Talk about a honey trap. Fresh from the tap. Gives him power.

This is your honey. He's got super bees. Humny. Humny nestered. Wait. No. She, no. Eric, no.

She burned her food. Finally, I don't think I like this movie. Right now, I'm in the 8%. You're gonna love it. I'm in the 8%. I'm in the 8%. I'm gonna love it.

Whoa, okay, hold on. Wait. I'm trying to follow the breadcrumbs here. Hello? Hello? It's just the chat saying, what's happening? He had the knife. There's a gun on the ground.

Dropped a hundred. How else would you do it? This is what happens if you have NordVPN. They come and, they help you. Too late. I'm the beekeeper. I don't think we needed that shot.

Like, come on. She also, hold on. Did she just show up the same time? Yes. Find out. Yep.

Hello? She also, she killed herself, like, sideways gun behind the eyes style? And then through the gun. Oh, we're acting.

Right. Yeah. She didn't die from a knife wound. He didn't shoot her for it. Where's the fire alarm going off? Because she was cooking food. He burned. He's the beekeeper.

He brought the honey. You could say I'm a beekeeper. The jar of honey. Does Winnie the Poop bring people honey? No, he takes it all. He hoards it, honestly. He's like a resource drain. He don't need to wait for a lawyer.

He knows how it works. He knows how it works. Typical cop behavior, too. automatically suspecting the guy with the knife in the house where the dead woman is. Well, look. We better go check out these bees.

Yeah, he keeps bees. It lines up. Now push him over. Did bee cab? Shit, his alibi checks out. Shit. God, remember when we were watching Madam Webb and we did

ACAB and then ACAB showed up? That was great. That was a top 10 moment. They stole all of her money. She's killed. She killed herself. Her phone had nothing but fraud alerts where you just tap on it and you go, no, I've been scammed.

And then they go, we'll investigate this. She didn't take that step. She just went to, well, that's it for me. No, the text said you've been scammed and we're not helping. That's what it said. What was that? Trash. Yeah.

Trash can's out there. It's closer. It's closer. I thought maybe it'd end up in it. It's closer to the trash can now. All cops are bees Hold on No, we like bees

Yeah I'll keep oranges The orange keeper Why did he make a whole A wrap of orange juice? Why the fuck not dude? That's not much he drinks a day Orange juice is good bro He's probably making screwdrivers

Yeah Make some right now Maddie again from the tap Straight from the tap Here's a lot of coffee now. The bee juicer. It's not that weird of a premise. He's a beekeeper.

She blew her brains out. That was like, this movie could have existed without her suicide. Yeah. You know what I mean? Whether he got the money back or not, you think happy ending,

like if he gets the money back. She could be right there at the table. But like, guys, the two people who can help me. Oh, that's what I thought when I was in theaters. And then I was just like, I just started dying. I was like, she killed herself? The shot of her dead is so innocent.

David Ayers just sitting there going, how are people going to know? Some heavy-handed film making. It was so much for like a Jason State the movie. I was like, the old black lady with the charity money, she killed herself. She's got to die? Well, usually it's like she gets killed, it opens up and it's like,

but she was killed. It was a set of. I was like, nah, she blew her brains out. Just so everyone's clear. She got a bunch of fraud alerts and then she killed herself. And David Ayer was like, B unit, stand down. I will be filming this part. I need to make sure we get this shot.

B unit. Everyone's making the joke. I mean, A unit stand down. The A unit was the B unit. The B unit. How are those regular price fries? How was your mac and cheese? It was good.

Your expensive upcharged mac and cheese. Crunchy. Oh, is it breadcrumbs? Yeah. They crumbed it up. That's why it was so expensive. It's why it was two bucks. It's fucked up.

$2.2.00. It's fucked up. You fool. What was it? $279. $3. Their upcharge is wearing insane. $3 for your macs.

Dude, there was a piece of cheese. That was like $3.50. The sandwiches were like $11. They're so small. They're pretty small. Very good, though. They were good. Nando's ain't cheapos.

Nope. No. more like greedy Nando you're not listening oh it wasn't her money she had $2 million dollars or charity account she was in charge of

wasn't her money she was the signatory this is you missed people keep saying Jordan you missed a great line that he says rewind it no he says stealing from an elderly person

it's as bad as as stealing from a child oh we're doing B metaphor that happens more than we see actual bees I fear I fear we're done saying bees in this movie. We, I think there's one more B scene.

Okay. You fucking know there is. I'm saying I think. It's maybe the most puzzling scene in the film. Right after the suicide. Where I'm going, wait, there's a lot of parts of this movie that are going to leave you scratching your head. Yeah.

Here's one. She'll be around like the whole movie. He's got to take his jar of honey. He needs to steal that honey. Winnie the Poo. That's a Winnie the Pooh. Now that's a Winnie the Pooh. Got to put on. The bees. Hang on. There's money. Why? There's always money in the B and a stand. Yeah, nice. Hang on.

Is she just hanging out there waiting for his call? Uh-huh. All the calls. Hard actually. They fucking so. Yeah. Hey, they're not the FBI in case you didn't get that. I mean, I mean, that's probably good. They're the FBI. Yeah. We're not Keshe Patel. Right, yeah. Yeah, we're not partying in the locker. Check out my big suit. We're actually competent.

Oh, Jordan. Oh, he's pulling up in his Ford truck. Jordan, you're not ready. I'm ready. Not yet. Intention stated. He thinks he's cooking. Weakest?

Old people. They're pretty weak, dude. This, this movie just gets to it. Yeah. It really does. It rocks. It really does. Well, this is the vengeance.

Oh, yeah. He ends after this scene. No. Okay. Oh, yeah. You're in the right place. Not even close. I can tell.

It is the opposite of the crow. And you're saying the FBI, I'm working on it. Okay. I can make that. You should leave. The FBI couldn't find these people? Right.

They have a big sign that says United Data Group. They were partying in the locker room. This is awesome. Oh my God That's a big hat It's so big Yeah why is he wearing this big hat Okay hold on

Bro, they're all dorks though Dude All of them can't stop us stay them I thought we were watching the priest Really Oh shit Who's laughing now Shit

Damn Warry Tulip in the chat Just said Is this movie over in five minutes? I think I fear we're just beginning We're just getting started Yeah

Now they're happy to... I knew Nick was gonna like those. Where's the... Where's the Martin Screlli character? It's gas! No shit! It's a fucking gas! Have no fear, Georgian. He didn't forget. He didn't forget. I'm starting to think it might be gas.

A projective. Smart. And then sometimes he uses a taser to kill them. Oh, he's igniting. Bekeeper! That guy just... fell over. Yeah.

Oh. Dude. Like, when Jason's thing, the movie's good, it's good. It's 92%

for a reason. God, this movie rocks so hard. Oh, how did you die? I fell on a

laptop. Maybe he was knocked onto it. Yeah, tell him. When Craven the Hunter and stuff

was coming out and we're like, oh, let's go see it. This, like, we're hoping, we're aiming for something like this.

And it's just, you don't get it. Cheaps. My cheeps. He's gonna burn my cheeps. Why? That's not a fire? That seems overkill.

It's regular kill. I really appreciate how like forward he is. And also he's like the next call is, what if they call right now? Right now. Right now. This is second. It's like, pro, we get five calls a minute. No, stop.

Go bigger keep bees. C4 more like B four. That's a good one. Yeah. Oh, better make a phone call. What is this? Oh, look at those CGI flags blowing in the wind. Bees on her.

Beesoner. Starring Liam Beeson. He's... Yeah, he's great in this. He kills it in this movie. He really does. Oh, flat white. Like, if I didn't know he could act,

I would just think he's like this. Like, Josh Hutcherson's pretty good actor. He's awesome in this. they just went be millennial shitty guy like it's 2012 but it's like 2024 he's he's just chewing the scenery dude he's having such a good time this is so much easier than hunger games dude he's like he's on fucking skateboard look at his shoes he's just getting to have fun

is he the big is he above he's above boyd he's above boyd oh yeah oh yeah is he manned Jordan that was just a branch yeah oh yep yep He exploded it. It looks fine, honestly. He called himself the beekeeper.

He had a hat. It was pretty big. He was great. He got to go big dog shit. He was British. He had a hat and the biggest dog. Behold. Oh, is this behold. Is this big manned? There he is. Top bossman.

We would never have a British person run the CIA. Just slam a little bit of exposition in here for you. What? Don't worry, he's not British. Oh, you know, it's never a good sign when it takes that many lines to confirm. How much money did they pay him? Dude, look at his shirt. He's never killed anyone.

Is he like wearing a scarf? I think it's an untied ascot. Ascot smoked. Oh, come on. No, coffee phones. Your papers. Get your life together, Verona. I'm sorry, I was just watching the movie.

Yeah, dude. I totally get it. I was just like, having fun watching Veekeeper. Jordan's learning and I'm going, hell yeah. Hell yet. I forgot about this guy. This guy's awesome.

Who's he? Tell me. Before the movie does, so I can be smarter than it. Warranted. She's like, let me drink a little more. Ride yourselves up in these blankets. This guy's great. I love this.

I love this guy. That's generous. Yeah, he manhandled them all right. Yeah, 40s. This movie does little. I bees. Okay. Hey, beat time. We're back. We're back at our zen. No time like beat time. This is, yeah, this is his Minecraft. This is his center.

Do you think one of the people that didn't make it out was the woman with the singing bowls? Wait, what? No, I think the woman that was doing like the sanding bowls stuff right. She's safe and she's in the other building. That's the other building. She's in the other building. That's the Josh Hutcherson built. Oh, you're right. He didn't get blown up. You really wanted her dead. You're on an old lady. She's way too valuable to be like... She's had another Osama moment. Wishful thinking.

Yeah. She's way to... She's dead. She's way too valuable to the company. Oh, Georgie? Wait, they tracked him down already. That was fast. They logged into the cloud that quickly?

Yeah, he saw a picture or something. I don't know. Oh, okay. Yeah, he keeps bees. That's not what it's called, you idiot. Put some respect on it. Hey. No!

No! It was like Yep This way possible I thought they were gonna go break Yeah Yeah you thought so That's what you thought

Not this movie They shot the BIS With shotguns Jordan This is a movie about revenge For the bees This is like John Wicks dog He already avenged

The Old Dead Lady Yeah We know the old lady That was a whole situation We're in it for the bees Now it's all about the bees Not the Huck Dude, I'm glad I'm not watching this in the theater because I'd be screaming my head off.

I was laughing my ass off like this whole movie. Dude, we were losing it in the theater. Uh-oh. Hey, what do you think happens, Nick? I think they all get murdered. No, Boyd can't go out like that. It doesn't go out like that. Hey, Jordan, just watch.

Why did they have hunting shock? You and your bees are dead. Do you have any idea who owns this? This movie rocks. Pop his eye out. No more dead bees. Bees. Dead.

Cool. Wow. He likes choking people in interesting ways. Oh, yeah. Do your laptop be a chain? Bro, you got a neck. How many ways can you cry? I'm beam man.

Bite your gun. Look! Oh. Were you talking to Michael? Yeah, he was. No. He was. Yeah.

He just killed a guy with the end of his shotgun. That was awesome. I'll get the gun. Uh-oh. Oh, yeah. This guy knows how to use a gun. That's for sure. His beekeeping jackets is really cool.

Yeah. Oh, there's so many good jackets in this movie. Here on. You're supposed to wear protection. Hey, remember when you said Boyd can't go out? like that. That guy said he left him alive tactically. He doesn't even know about his bees yet.

No. He's going to be real pissed in a minute. We're acting. Sick. Now, she definitely has an arc where she like becomes less of a like angry, sad person, right? No. Oh, what are you talking about? She keeps drinking the whole movie. She's having fun.

She's actually good at her job. Yeah. I see. Oh no way to bury the lead dude yeah She's mourning. I think she's always like this The arc here is about the bees. Yeah, it's still on fire. Hey, good? I don't think she is. Oh Man, what a rough like two days. Yep What's what happens to be fuck with the bees, baby. You miss with the bees you get the horn. Oh, you think?

B, oh, gross. Didn't need to know that. They're warm now. Wow, so nice. Anybody wants them? Nope. Hey. Cool, I guess. That's good. Oh, he's just good thing to saw

Hey, checking out. Oh, Sammy Bull ladies back. Oh, the real villain. Oh, she's alive. Yeah. She made it out. I don't think she was ever in danger. Jesus Christ. About due time? Yeah. Hell yes. It's a good year.

From Papa John. Yeah. You're gonna like his arc, Jordan. Oh, he has an arc? Boyd, yeah. Yeah. I hope he gets a robot hand. Title drop.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Well, now he knows what you did to the bees. Remember NFTs? Die. Oh, oh, shit. Oh, he's helping. It's a tourniquet. Get it. NFBs?

Come on. That was his arc. He did not an arc. Yeah, he did, dude. I like that. It was clearly a man and not a man. Yeah, dude. Well, it was a very scary.

Not a mannequin at all. Dude, sick burn. He loves burning. You can't use mud to hide for me. Pita, Bida. Yeah. That's a good one. Papa John.

You Papa John. just such a bad exchange. That's awesome. But it's such a good movie. I'm about to show you. I need to do my estate planning, dude. Yeah. I hope you have a will.

You're gonna need it. Because I'm about to bring you a won't. And then he kills him. That could be in this movie. That would be better. Uh-oh. There's a drawing of the B-Man. Oh, no, the B-Man.

The hat was not big enough. It doesn't even look like him. Title drop. Yes, it is. They're going to call the second one. Beezus. Is he doing an accent? Yep.

Hey, what the fuck? Who's that guy? Yeah, who is that guy? Get a more recent picture. Jesus Christ. Are you the RG store? Yeah. What?

Is that a known fact? Oh, you're about to find out. Uh-huh. Is this some CIA shit? Oh, you wish. Okay. Okay. He's not doing an accent then.

He's from Kansas. He's kind of doing an accent. He's having fun with it. It's really going in and out. I don't care what he's doing. He's entertaining me. He's doing a paycheck. I forgot all about that part later.

Oh, you forgot about all that later? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I just remembered. That's awesome. Yeah. That's the end part I remember. Oh, yeah.

He's drowning. Oh, no. deeper it's way better so this is John Wick kind of CA for 35 years means Jeremy Irons helped out

arming the Contras Hell yeah Not no no mo Graphic design He's missing Oh bro How long is this movie This ain't a two hour

No it's like an hour 40 I don't know Is it? You wish you can roll over it Nick you can't You can't. You're not loud. No one knows.

This movie is too short. That's right. I just need to know. It's like Project Hell Mary length. Uh-oh, we got loud, Nick. Okay. Turn your audio down. Damn.

There's an echo. Yeah, well, that, we can't fix that. We can't? Not without undoing the stream. Hey. You get in a movie. for free. Shut up.

We be thefted this movie. Why is it dripping in the background? Are they painting? See, there you go. Yeah, but now it's quiet. No bitch about that. Whoa. They won't even think about bitching.

No, watch. No one will bitch. Audio good. See? It's fine. I like it. I'm bitching. See, look, it's dripping in the back.

What is that? They're just fixing some. I don't know. It could be a leak. It's honey. It's honey from the ceiling. All right, they found him. I like that's what they decided. They needed something in the background.

It's like, drippy ceiling? We went from, we can't find him to. We found him. Yep. Who do you think he's talking to? Oh. Five stars and a thumbs up for Carlos for delivering our Nando's.

Yep. Who's calling? What the fuck? Just watch. This is a big plot point. She ain't no regular lady. Yeah. She wants to make sure his son or her son is okay.

Is she the president of the United States? States? Yeah, right. I wish. There we go. That's a good one. You like jazz? It's a mini driver. Is it? This is the real plot they belong together.

Title drop. Alpha. No, regular one. So it's the... Hang on, they found it. Eight. It's eight today. Uh-oh. That's not really a clue. I just thought it was fucked up.

I wanted to show you. I just want to see you want to see some twisted shit Check this out He lost all his like paper he had Stuffed in it And he went in the water I know he was still keeping bees

There's another one Yeah dude He's a retired beekeeper He's got to fight the The current Untired beekeeper Gaslight beekeepers Oh dude

Are you ready This is on the bee line Terminate Adam Clay Ooh fun LOL this This part This fucking part dude This movie

This guy This guy This guy He can't be walking around Columns of a beekeeper If he's not the beekeeper Oh Yeah he can

He was keeping bees You're not Like So much has been happening And so much is about to This rocks God this rocks Watch out people

Suttled Fuck my honey Could have walked right up him. I like how incognito she is. Yeah. Is that roomy? Right. I don't think that was out yet. This, this is like, yo, it's up. You like cyberpunk? Right. You like K-pop demon hunters? I'm shooting up, up, up the gas station. He's gonna be, he's gonna be golden. You've been a busy V. Oh my God. Now, her dressed like this. made me question what he was dressed like when he was the beekeeper.

Like, is this something they do? You get to choose your own outfit. Yeah, clearly. He probably dressed. Oh, you mean that's not the uniform? You get to pick how much like how bee heavy you want it to be? And she went with zero. Yeah.

Well, she heard that cool jackets were a must. And she went with the coolest jacket you can imagine. This looks like a fight and GTA online. Yeah, it's going to look even more GTA online here in a second. What the fuck? What is she shooting white phosphorus? Oh, my honey. Bitch.

Get honeyed. Hey. Holy shit. Dude. Everybody in the movie walks out of the theater and Google is honey flammable? Buzz off. Is it? That?

Yeah. Okay, I have a question. The new beekeeper's been retired. Oh, shit, that was faster. She could have been the fucking like, yep. The whole movie could have been like, Pat and mouse in the beekeeper. Alright, beekeeper said. Check it out. Check it out.

Just cut her finger off. Well, he's gonna need that to gain entry into the building. How will we advance the plot? I'm sorry though. Don't be sorry. She lasted 30 seconds against him. Yep. Yeah. She really, as a beekeeper really came in like a regular just security schmuck that got killed. What's with him in? Fingney's. Maybe maybe it's just a trophy. You like sin. What are those gas prices?

I don't know. And they were cheap. Yeah. Dude, it's five minutes later in real time. Yeah. They dispatched the beekeeper. And she's calling from the same party. He sucks on the fingers.

Oh, man. Anyway, I helped by. I did everything I could. What do you want me to do? Is that another one? I think there was only one at a time Why didn't he take a toe Yeah Nick

We're watching A fight scene on Dirting a priest earlier And I was like I'm glad this movie got made Because it looked like Dumb as hell in like a good way Yeah I'm glad this movie got made

Oh yeah This is like it's a blast We need more movies like this And we're getting it Bekeeper too Yeah less movies like Craven the Hunter. Yes.

So much just in that movie. Roboctivist fucking gets to it. Seek help. Fewer screens. Dude, Jason Statham knows how to like, I don't give a fuck what the plot is. I don't really care. I just want to see somebody get beat up.

Yeah, see shit get blown up. Just tell me what I got to do. I want to see an elite lady get hit in the head with a jar, honey. She didn't do her homework. She didn't know the power to beat. She seemed pretty anti-B for me.

I know. It didn't make any sense. Well, she did have like a bee emoji on the Instagram thing. Right. The instant message thing. Right. The speedkeeping for beekeepers. I got to get that.

I got to get that book, dude. Yeah. Missouri. It's a hell of a town. I'm more of a Shelbyville kind of guy. Better get the lemon tree. Oh. They're going to Boston.

They're shipping up. It just turns into the departed. He shows up and it's the scene with like Mark Wahlberg in the, in the footy. That's the end of the last year in the movie. All right. And then the rat. There's that rat at the end. Yeah.

It's the part where he's going down the elevator of Matt David. Just fucking kill me, man. What are you going to do? What are you going to do you big to just fucking just fucking kill me? It's the best part. So is he doing the accent or not? Who knows? At this point, I don't care.

It goes back and forth. It's fine. You weren't bathroom to them? You were in charge. Tiled up. He's in charge of the CIA, not the BIA. What? The BIA rocks.

You ready for why it's called the Vee Keefer? I get it. Yep. So he doesn't just like the Bs. No. Uh-huh. if we were like a beehive we'd be much more organized.

Yeah. Well, I think the beekeepers have been on vacation because the hive is collapsed. Yeah. The queen is missing. I'd argue the UK is more like a beehive. Yeah.

Not anymore. Oh, you're right. Oh. Lizzie's in a box. Judge B. Oh, shit. I don't understand. Let me have a lot of.

They're just standing there looking. Cool. They're saying that he was protecting the hive until now. That's just what he's doing. He's protecting the hive. He's protecting his hive. Yeah, it's different. Dude, that's so much beet on.

I don't care. Now Jordan's anti-Bs. Don't be the 8% Jordan. I'm just over the metaphor. They're not done until the credits roll. Get back to lighting people on fire. You need to understand. that your dad is supposed to understand this.

Oh, right. You're right. It is. Yeah. Colonel, you're right. The U.S. is just like a beehive. Beehive code name, Metal Gear? Metal B.

Metal B. A hind B? Oh, my God. More metaphors. Think about that. Okay, okay. Think about that, huh? So I wonder how that fits in.

So. So that's what happened to Elizabeth. It's the queen killer? Is he protecting or killing? I don't even know any more. It's for the good of the hive. It took a long time. The Revolver Beasts a lot is really good.

The Fury. I want to be. You're pretty B. Oh shit. Oh, they're in it now. The deputy director. Is that a code for a B? D.C.

B.C. This is the best one to one to one. watch with the chat. It's so good. It's like, it's the lowest hanging fruit for an hour and a half. It's way better.

There you go. Got her finger. I knew it. Whoa. Kind of looks like a hive. Oh, man. I feel like we're in the section of the most downtime in this movie.

Oh, really? Yeah. Well, I mean, it's been just a lot of talking recently. I think it's about to pick back up. I think it's about to hack. Uh-oh. Oh, yeah, now he's going to start scamming.

More B. Heathcliff. Nice. I can't read the caption on that one. He's in vulnerable. He's logged into the BIA network. Here's his beard of Vs. Remember the one with the B ball?

Yeah. There's one where Heathcliff is pitching and the baseball's covered in bees and Iggy or something is in the dugout going, no one can handle his B ball. Tracing signal. Oh. It's really convenient that it's all centrally located to Boston. And on Apple 2E's. well it's old tech new truck

it was under the chart Apple 2 bees all right this is after this he's going to Applebee's they just called Apple Bee leaf yeah time for plan B

but they're bad guys oh man I don't know dude there's one of two looks either she knows or yeah this bitch is nuts the brief will be They're crazy.

You're fired. He's... Well, that was really easy. Yeah. Did? That's not supposed to go like that. Everything in this movie is just everyone going... This is the suit.

This is the suit that we looked for online immediately at the end of this movie. You can buy it now. This is Superboyed. This guy rocks. Superboyed. Whoa. I feel like I'm playing HQ trivia. This is awesome.

Oh, wow. You want to be a winner? They don't just give you this suit. You got to earn it. What an interpretation of what those calls centers look like. That's what they look like. They have a runway. There's a little graphics.

There's a runway. Genzi's on it. They are making graphics live. You can find, there's a bunch of places. They're all just like T-Moo rip-off suits or whatever. They all come from the same place where you find them online. Mine says boat. For B.

B-boo. Yep. Uh-oh. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Fuck you. All right. Here's the special task force going in.

That guy probably went nuts that day. I feel like we watched this in theaters. We were going nuts for this guy. We were. Yes. He loves money. He doesn't know what year it is either. I mean, aside from that guy who's down 63K.

That's what I'm saying. He's watching nah. Now, there's a reason that we wanted to buy the suit. He's going to hit him with an emoji. Beautiful. That's why H went downhill, Bin Laden died.

The government was killing all our fans. Like their hornets. Well, not the ones in Boston. He's taking out the whole team. The whole team. Right in the middle. There was a circle around him. It's the FBI.

Why? He's saving it. them. Another finger victim. Look, he's saving them. He's saving their lives. By shooting them. He's saving their lives. I'm shooting you in the chest to save you. I'm throwing you into this card to save you. Piano.

Piano. Do what good one do you? He's involved. Bullshit spoken here. How do we get that sign? B-shit. What's the voice this guy? He's doing an accent also. He's from somewhere else.

What? He's doing a different voice now. Is that how you guys at home sound? Yeah. A lot of talking on phones for Josh Hutchinson in this movie.

He doesn't really have to do much. His mouth's full of honey. He does have sticky mouth. He's been drinking honey? No, I don't. He's got, Jacklings. He's got Jacklings.

He's got Jacklings chew. He's got a lip in. He's like, I think he's got two lips. Hey, look, check it out. He's gone. He slowly got away. Bye, Jordan.

See, guys. Okay. I mean, do you want to die or be fired? No, they're not. Yeah, right. Is that Jared Letter? Yeah, probably. Best goddamn movie he's been in and forever.

Bro, he just ran away from like 10 rifles. Like automatic rifles. Just like the FBI, they aren't innocent. Whoa, whoa. Hold on. Josh. That's awesome. The peekeeper.

Damn, dude. Look at all the like the emojis going nuts underneath it. Look at all the pee flicks. Wow. That's awesome. Dude, look at it. The likes are going up like the stolen money.

You got 45. Show me. Your fucking tini's in New York. I'll suck your dick. I want 50 crying face emojis. Show me. Show me some rockets. I want to see rocket emojis.

We're going to the moon. Yeah! That's what I like to see! Whoa! Oh, shit! I've never seen so many outputs on anything ever in any Discord. I'm watching, that's more interesting than the movie.

I'm sad. That was crazy. That was so cool. Congratulations for that. That was awesome. That was legit. That was cool as fuck, dude. That's the movie.

highest rated thing on our discord for sure. This is what it's crazy. This is kind of what it's like to play Resident Evil Nine when you get to be Leon. Yeah. Yeah, Grace is the O Black Lady. Yeah. It's O well. Oh, no. Give me the Requiem.

Oh, man. Oh, shit. Oh, man. Now take his finger for some reason. A little fist bump. One guy got hit by a car. What the fuck does that mean? Yeah, but you don't know what that means.

Everyone else is like, what? She'll take him out. The only one that can stop the beekeeper is the peakeeper. Suit up, Nick. I'll get him. Okay, okay. Don't worry, he's got all this fishing line going. Oh, I forgot about this.

This is, this. He scrambles up like a monster. What? Later boys. God. Nope, you're going down. Get done. Oh, yeah, you're done.

Dude, that was a cool body fall. Awesome. Oh, my God. Dude, these movies rule. I just don't get... This is what they should have been doing. How are there not 10 of this kind of movie? Like, this competently made.

Yeah. Dude, it rules. Because this isn't like blowing the doors off anything, but I'm having such a blast. It just doesn't stop. Oh, there's blasts all right. Your suit's mine. Even then, I don't think he'd respect him that much.

But more. More than zero. But less than two. He's not even so nonchalantly. Bitch, I'll kill you. Oh, my God, in the head. He doesn't know that he's like in the clutches of the beekeeper. He's dead already.

No, he's heard his buzz. Make it stop. He doesn't even carry. I know. It's so good. Ran out of Staples. Yeah. Yeah.

He worked fast. Dude, it's been a busy 24 hours. Flight of the bees. What are you talking about? He said that earlier. Yeah, I know. But also like, we don't know what it means, but. He's, he's.

don't need to be taken care of. Wait, is his name, Anal Zone? Yeah. He's used to taking care of people like this. Yeah. He didn't know what it could be to be taken care of. Yeah, she started hitting

with the stapler. I'm used to this. Thank you. Yeah. His computer background. Bees love him. I really appreciate that throughout the movie, we're getting the Heathcliff B comics.

I don't care. I do not care. Yeah. I don't care about the hive. The hive's the only thing that matters. That's when you ignore them. Fuck, yeah. I mean...

Oh, the screens are broken. Really, she should, like, so far, he hasn't let her astray. Nope. She should just let him work. Let the bee cook. Yeah. Who keeps the beekeeper, man?

Yeah. Let him make honey. Just wait and drink. Check it out. Bitch. And kicked it like a football. Whoa I'm their dad

Yeah Dude the audience The audience love that one It's a Worse time to find out It's just in the ego He's going What the fuck did he say?

What did he say? Oh no my ducks Oh no Oh no Where did my notes I still got mine Okay, yeah, they got away from here. Mine are living on the edge.

The B cucker. This movie does rock. It's a very good movie. I was so excited about this one because we'd seen it already and I knew how awesome it was. Yeah. The other ones that were kind of like, I dreaded them all. I'm going to watch Madam Webb again, huh? This one was great.

There's the Terminator skeleton. There's just a Terminator in the back. Dude, if you got to use it. If you got to use it. We have access to it. Hang on. Put it in the movie. The B-1.

1000. My God. There he is. It's the president's son. He's rich. Get him. Hunter Biden. That is what this is.

It's not deep at all. It's actually very surface level. Oh, hell yeah. Spoilers. I love it. It's a good spoiler. You got to use it. Hey, this is the new Achievement Hunter Award.

The Oscar. Yep. The Nosker. The Nosker. It's close. If mini-mats in here. Oh, man. You guys got to watch 100% treat

when it comes out, probably next week. Oh, man. Give Jeremy Irons a NOSC. Yeah, it's the new H. Logo. He might... He might get a NOSCA for this. All right. Bro, you're up for a Nocatami Award.

A Knotcademi Award. All right, so that's what we're doing next year. Absolutely. You've heard of the Razzis. Get ready for the Noscars. Damn, yeah. It's awesome.

You're a fuck. He is a fuck. Should have brought the Emmy. The Emmy doesn't deserve to be around this. To Noscur. This is NOSCore. This is NOSCor worthy. If you behave.

He's like, yeah, yeah, no drug's my ass. Yeah. Who saw that coming? No one, Jordan. Hunter Bibin. Especially not you. It's Hunter. I know, I mean, that's in the theater.

I was like, it's Hunter Biden. It's Hunter Biden. Oh my God. It was even more timely two years ago. Don't worry. She gave him a preemptive pardon. Fuck. The audio sting.

Hit me like a bee sting. D. I for one cannot be, leave it. You got to replace the queen. Which, again, just he never actually says what he's talking about because again the whole movie's like protect the hive and I was like I must kill the hive so what was your metaphor and when they changed so we finally got a a woman president like fucking kill her now yeah great Josh hushers and daughter hunter

Biden when hunter Biden goes nuts Joe Biden goes damn Madam Webb daughter or Hunter Biden son kill all presidents A-P Oh, follow the money! Yep. That's the rule. I mean, kill all presidents right now.

I think Obama's the only one that's like, like, probably safe for a while. Like any living president. There's not that many. Clinton, too, maybe. That's about it. He's withered away.

He's withered. He's withered, but I don't know if he's dead. He's just withered. I mean, he's withered. But he's not dead. Guys, we saw the snoopy picture. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. What's about to happen? Your favorite part. Oh, shit. Oh. Jesus Christ. Beezus. This is why business people make bad presidents.

Oh, really? What are you talking about? I say. Ten billion. Get him in the Senate. And then a couple years from now, Paxton for Prez. Oh, God. I'm just saying.

Rise up. Rise up, bees. Again with the metaphor. Bees rise up. Bees rise up. Okay. Chatska. Bees. Buzz. We must.

Oh, I think we just started something. Oh, no. Oh, you can make a religion out of this. Jordan, it's already made. We're just spreading the word. The gospel. We're getting the buzz out there. We are the priest.

Oh. We get it. Spring. Please. Just move on. Like he would respond to that with normal language. Right. He was like, all right.

What do we? What the fuck are you talking? Hey, just checking in. So, now, to believe you're an alcoholic, right? I'm just making sure. That was set up, right? Just to be or not too B. Clumbole, holy shit.

What the fuck. Sometimes you got to kill the president. I forgot. I genuinely forgot all about this part. This was the three parts I remember. Oh my God. I told you about the beginning. The gas station,

the Kall Center part, obviously, and then this part. This is like the end of the movie, I think. Yeah. This is our final set piece. I think so.

I think it's like a rich, like white house, not the white house, but it's a giant white mansion. I just remember there's like lots of fights in hallways. Yeah. Oh.

Now, I remember the one guy? Oh, this is great. I'm remembering all the parts now. Oh, this is great. Yeah, dude.

Could somebody explain this movie like if we're a B metaphor though? No. I don't know how to begin. Much like the other beekeeper and all the other guys. They introduced like the second, like the military big bad. Like five times in the movie. They just keep making them and they just keep killing them. They brought in another beekeeper and killed her in 10 seconds.

Awesome. Is this the beach house? Yeah. Flight of the bumblebee. is my jam. Hey, I love Hey, movie's almost over? Meet this new character.

Remember this fucking guy? Yep. No, he's got like, he's got like a robot something or like a prosthetic something. Nick is watching this and threw his hands in the air when he saw this guy. I will say, cool jacket.

Dude, he's got a good look. Lieutenant Surge. That's a beekeeper. Riot you. Electric. It's a big keeper. You need to evolve your Pikachu. He's so much smithy air.

He's acting. Honey monkey. Check it out. See, I knew it. I knew it. It's the guy from battleship. No, that guy, he's missing both his legs. This guy's just one.

Is this guy South African? Yeah. I also just like that. He's just like, I faced a beekeeper and to leave it ambiguous, like, did he, like, maybe like nod his leg off or something. Like he used to take legs through bees out when I was taking fingers. Oh, yeah. He's in retirement. They all have a different thing.

In retirement. Oh, I forgot that this is how he gets. Yeah, dude. Don't spoil it. It's rocks. All right. I'm so excited. Oh, when he jumps over the five foot wall.

Remember? Hold on. Hold on. Remember this? It's like, where's the beach? We just saw it in a wide shot. You'll see it again. Where's the beach in relation to the house?

You'll see it. Okay. It's real close. It's behind there, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I started watching scandal. This is better. Yeah.

Oh, it really takes a dive into season three. There's seven seasons. Holy shit. Yeah, I'm strapping in. How much scandal could there be? A lot. It's a lot of the same scandal. Yeah.

Just stretched out forever. It's like one particular scandal. Every manhole in this street. Show me your manhole. Nick's buzzing like a bee over that fucking go Oh my god Oh whoa

He's got his cool glasses He looks like ridden He should have put the beekeeper Like mask That would be cool Yeah If it showed it was like It was like it was like

Batman Iron Man vision Like bees Yeah that would be awesome Oh this is good timing Yeah dude Good timing's his middle name As long as that swivel doesn't look under this truck. Here's a skateboard.

Cool. What? What? Oh. Come on. Guys. How are you missing him? Because he's small like B.

He is small like B. What about the skateboard? And he left the... They'll think somebody... They'll just think Josh Hutcherson was there. I was going to say. Oh, it's his favorite. He left the manhole cover off.

Who cares? They're never going to look at that. He's in. Oh. Shoot the eyes. He's inside the ice sculpture. He's really good at silently choking people. Oh, what the?

Stick him right back up there. Dude, imagine how impossible that would be to get that guy up there in that tiny of a space. There go. Another giant hat. Whoa, he works for ice. All right, let's go to the airport. There's something ironic about a label saying secrets. He's just one of them.

Blended in like a... No, she said no drug! Listen to your mother president. Hey, he was just checking these documents. I can't, Josh Hutcherson. Amazing. Whoa, hey, what are you doing here? Hey, are we filming? Hey, what's going on?

This ain't TGIF. Oh, that'll teach him. Dude, do you think she's in the mommy pictures? Yeah. Coming soon. Nick raises eyebrows at me. That's it for you. Whoa.

Now you just made it for all of us. Jesus Christ. What the fuck relationship is this? What do you think? Mommy pictures. I'm uncomfortable. She loves her little boy. Jordan looks around.

Jordan's like looking around like nervous and Nick is like locked in. He said Jordan looks around. And I was like, oh, around. What? Around. Around. Around. I was like, you're thinking of Nick.

Nope. There you go. Hardly anyone loves the bees. You uses the bees. Here come all the bad hombres. I'll just speak in Afrikaans to each other. Bad own bees. Just going to San Antonio.

Watch your basketball games. It'll make sense later. All right, here. Get ready for the party. He looks good. Time to buzz. Yeah! Fushigi!

Fushigi! All right, I'm on balloon animals now. Give me time. Fushigi next. I can do... I can do... Dog, sword, and flour. Flower.

This is... I did a flower with three balloons. Is this David Ayer saying he wants to make a hitman movie? Yes. All right. We already tried that. He proved his worth. I tried it twice.

Not three times. I don't remember. Remember hitman crawl like spider guy? Remember he did like the spider move? And that was in the trailer, just like in the game. Oh, man. And then the first one was Timothy Allifant, right? Yeah.

The movie wasn't great, but God, I love Timothy Allifan. Yeah. He's just so fun to watch. She got caught righty dirty. What have we done? What have B done? I'll see if I can do a B-loon. That's a good idea.

A B-loon. He's talking about crypto. Oh, no. He's not going to attract any. bees this way. It's being handed flowers last time. Thank you. Uh-oh.

I'm not going to look at bee. I'm going to look at bee balloons. Uh-oh, she's about to have it out. Put it on the culture. That's good. Nice. We can put it in the base. B-Lon Musk.

Hunter, we're very disappointed in you. This is their whole company. This is their family company. Yep. Sounds serious. What could it be? Can we trust this guy? I guess we'll have to...

Were you about to find out? Yeah, you can trust Hutcherson. You know about this? Oh, the blockchain. Oh, yada, yeah, yeah, yeah, block chain. More interested in B chains. Hunter Biden. Uh-oh.

And why did they put you on the board of that company in Ukraine? And where's your crack? He was doing it earlier. How'd that happen? The bees in the house! Shut the windows! I'm waiting for them to be like What the fuck?

This guy's chewing the scenery He's having a glass It's yep It's also like Oh shit they got him Look I'm not saying you can't be like Like an assassin without Oh

Just some other bald guy Just bald head behavior Bald head of behavior Look I'm not saying you can't be an assassin With one leg right And like a prostate robot leg But no one else was good enough Yeah

This guy walks slow Yeah You know what I mean? I'm just saying? He was the guy they could afford. Like, right. This guy's a fucking crust lover. Oh. On your bees.

What is it? Why wouldn't they just shoot him, right? That didn't make any sense. His name is Lazarus. That's awesome. Breathing. Fucking prun. That ain't.

We're full of. Be. He made that joke. He can't hesitate. Yep, I know. Now get on the ground. Yeah. He ain't got no speeches to me.

He doesn't give his shit about Lazarus. That guy's alive? Yeah. He shot him like right through the face. Okay, that was pretty cool. Yep. Pretty cool that he loved that. That's like the parody movie from the beginning of Tropic Thunder.

Yeah, but the whole movie, it's awesome. Yeah. It rules. Right. They made it and it rocks. It fucking rules. Tegg. Tug Speedman.

He disappeared behind the back of a truck. We don't know where he is. We'll never find him. Like, how are they not? Like, do you see that long tunnel behind him? There's no cops there. No one's behind him. That guy was wearing a fishing hat.

He was. Well, they're so close to the beach. Oh, there's kidneys. Oh, the stairs. Yeah, that guy just fell down the stairs. Yeah. He's not getting up. One guy got stabbed nine times.

One guy fell down the stairs. Both dead. Equal. Equally dead. What? Wait, how was he trying to help exactly? With the money. She won with all the money he put in her campaign that he stulsed.

Seems like she's already got the office, though. So it's a little confusing. Huh? Hunter Biden. These people, the costume department is nuts. It's like Hunter Biden, but like if he actually knew what the hell was going on around him. He wasn't just having sex and doing crack, two cool things. Well, he left out the third cool thing.

Gun. Yeah, that's true. Very cool. With gun. Very cool. He's just doing his head right. Do a Coke in front of your mom, the president. He's got to work long hours, dude.

Yeah, he's a real workaholic that guy. He's got holic tendencies, that's right. Fighting up, I remember the fighting up the staircase. I remember this. Yeah, it was that a Secret Service guy that tried to stab him with the knife? Yeah, mom, fix it. I guess I could release my mommy pictures. This is my problem.

Tidal drop. I'm riding you out, bitch. Yeah, dude. This jover. So be it. Just opening fire. That was a cool shot. He shot the camera guy.

That was cool. Gaging on the stairs. It keeps throwing you down. Stop handing him your weapons. Oh. Crikey. That ran out fast. I know, right?

Another knife, please. Knife dry. There he goes. No, I'm at the top of the stairs. Knife to meet you. Fuck yeah. A lot of days work. And no one's behind me.

Everyone's dead. He killed every single person there. Everyone's dead. No! How did he get up there? How did he get up there? Elevator. They could have introduced this guy in the first act.

He could have been there the whole time. A lot of stuff. He could have been the other beekeeper. Right in the bullet hole. No. He's so small. Okay. He's not a man.

He's a beekeeper. Ugh. Hey. It's like the first time he's been hit the whole movie. I know, right? And it's his suit. It's a nice suit. Buzz, buzz.

He made an owl face and that was it. Yep. It's okay. I know there's a sequel, so I know he's fine. That's what you think. A second beekeeper? I wanted to be a prequel and it's the purple one. His life.

He could have done that at any time. Yeah, but he waited for the funniest moment to do it. Oh no, his fingers. There you go. He took the weapon off of him, which is the thing he's been doing the whole way up the stairs. He just kept taking stuff away and then killing everyone with their stuff.

Yep. It's on one. Oh, my God. Queen Slayer. Damn. Yeah! Metal clangs. That felt personal.

No, just a B. A B-Nato. All of the dialogue in that room is the most interesting this movie has been shot. Like it has like intention and everything else just looks like this. Oh shit. No, I live for the bad of society.

They took that away. You killing my bees! You took... You took everyone away. Yep. He's just going to shoot him in the face. What? It doesn't matter. That's what I've been saying the whole time.

That's what I've been saying the whole movie. You didn't get my B metaphor earlier. Take his finger. Take his finger. Bro, I mean, like, you're just an old man. You know what I mean? His fingers were no match for them. Here we go.

That'll help. Oh, oh. Good thing he took his medicine. So you got hyped up. What was that supposed to solve? Toy, twit, twit, twit, twit, twit, twit, twit, twit, twi, twi. Why are you pointing guns at him the whole movie? I know, right?

Like, oh, there's the beach. See? Beach? It was there the whole time. It's rocky. It's true. That's actually the most poignant thing that's been said in this movie. Yeah.

Hunter's down. The hunter became the hunted? Oh, think about it. Wait, that's the second floor? He's still. pretty old. I think it's a tall balcony. Oh, okay. I mean, there's

nothing left there. Just like Jackie. Trying to save the brain bits. All right. Oh, Jesus. Right? I can put it back together. I can put him back together. Where'd he go?

He's JFOK. Where'd he go? Guys, he's right there. I know. I guarantee you. I know. I know. That's saying like, he got away. No one chases him Wait

Oh good thing he had his med bag there He knew exactly where he was gonna end up What? Huh? What? Huh? He's out of here And then the opening of milling your solid I've got a new mission

Snit He jumped out that window He's that four foot ledge Naked B we have a mission for you Naked B He's still out there That's a good Oh, the bee buzzing!

That's a good one. And one lives to be. Crazy. All right, I can't wait for the second one. It's a good movie, right? Now you understand the 92% Dude. Oh, man.

That's the best, this is the best movie we've watched. Yes, definitely, dumb as hell. Yeah, very enjoyable. How good, how good is beekeeper? Bekeeper, rock. He wasn't that good at keeping me. Not only as good as I remember, it might, it might have been better because I knew how good it was going in.

When we saw it, I assumed it was going to be a piece of shit, but thought it'd be kind of fun. Yep, but it ruled. Man, it's just like... I'm gonna see you in the second world comes out. It goes and it goes crazy. Severely underrated this movie. That like... Underrated, but also like, I think people just haven't seen it.

Yeah. Nobody's seen it. When you see it, you're like, this fucking rules. Yep, to steal Neumats point. Solid B movie. This is what B movies used to be. We used to have these movies. All the time.

All the time. This would have like destroyed an 08.8. scheduled for January 15th, 2027. Oh, I can't wait that long. Oh my God. Dude, this was awesome. Do you think Hutcherson's going to be in it again? His ghost is awesome. He could be a fucking robot or something. Ghost cocaine.

David Eyre, hit us up with an advanced screening. I want to go to the red carpet of this fucking movie, dude. Putting it out in January is a crime. Make it December and make it an Oscar movie. When did this one come out? Was it also a January movie, though?

I don't certainly it wasn't a summer blockbuster. Let me see. When did we see it? It must have been an early, it was probably a January movie. Yeah. I would think so. January 12th. Yep.

Yeah, yeah. So three years to the B. Because didn't we take, didn't we go see it like in the afternoon for like Achievement Hunter? Oh, remember. Is that what we did? Is was it like me, you, Alfredo, and Jared? It was 2024.

And it was like the first time we used like those road mics. Oh yeah. Dude. Yeah. That was, oh, we don't have to wear these anymore. Oh, you're right. Dude, this one's getting an ooster. I got stung.

How fucking good. How fucking good is that movie? It's, I just, there's so many parts to remember that I forget a bunch of the other parts. There's a lot of things that are annoying about it. Like, when the, like 90% of the dialogue. Yeah, the dialogue's not important. But, like, if you cut out the part where he fights the current beekeeper, the movie, insane. Insane.

The movie loses nothing. No. I mean, it loses a cool. What is the catch a ball. Okay, but what about if you lose the scene where the woman has killed herself? That did not need to be in the film. Like, again, she didn't even need to. Because then he would have had a happy ending.

You would have just come back. He's like, hey, like, because it's been a day. She didn't even need to die. She's still on her computer. Kill herself. And she sees the money comes back. And then she's like, oh, everything's fine. And then he comes back in.

He's like a little bloody. And then like, the hive is reset. Where have you been? Yeah. Nowhere. Yeah. Like, I just killed the president's son. I told my

I told my wife about this She had to die That part in particular Where it's just the hard cut There's a gun on the ground And then that's all I need In the single bullet Yeah

It hard cuts to her With like the bullet hole Like through the head And she just My wife went That's not how women Kill themselves Yeah

They're like I'll see you at the funeral Yeah It was like Right What? What? Yeah

Yeah Fucking crazy But that's how a woman written by a man Exactly This whole movie is that. I don't know. The woman could have wrote it.

I took note of the screenwriter's name. Kurt Wimmer. I believe that's a man. You assume? Yeah, you don't know. Dude, it's just so... Kurt with a cue? Why was he drinking orange juice and drinking coffee?

Why the fuck not? He's thirsty. Dude, he needed vittles. He had a lot to do. Yeah, he knew. He knew what he was getting for. He was about to do a lot of work. Dude, there are so many characters in this movie.

Oh, yeah. Most of these movies have like one set of those. Yeah, usually there's one bad guy. Every location had their own set of like, okay, here's the scammer guy, here's the security guy, here's the boss guy. Next. And he just fucked them all. It's like if this was a game, that was the boss of the level. Well, it kind of made it cool though because usually, you know, you get a good movie like that and the guy dies at the end.

You got that five times this movie. Yeah. It is. I made fun of that New Jurassic Park. movie because it was like a Sega game where they have to go to like the Sky Temple, the Water Temple and like the Land Temple. Bekeeper is, with Scarjo.

Yes. Beekeeper is the perfect version of like that Sega Genesis game of just like streets of rage. You start here. Right. Then you go here. And in every place, there's a mid boss and the boss. That's it. Not being very.

No, he blends something. Well, he's stealthy. And then he and then at some point just goes, I'm here. Yeah. And just like when he like ruins it. Guy guys. He like, it ruins his own stealth, but then just kills everyone anyway. Didn't they?

He stuck into the party just to be like, you got me. Yep. It's like, but now I'll kill you all. If there is a movie I could show that I have seen that you haven't seen, it would have to be that walled in. Oh, that kung fu movie. Oh, that we saw like last year. I wonder if we should, oh, do we should watch that.

Maybe that one. We should do that soon. That was a really fun movie. It was just, it just goes crazy in the third act. Yeah. You're just like, you're in for like a fun quirky movie. And then the third act happens and you just go, where? What's happening?

Where are we? And it just goes. Beekeeper, I hope. Bekeeper went 60 miles an hour. The whole time. I was just hoping going in. It was a rush. That would be all right.

And he'd used bees to kill people. That was like the only downside. Yeah. The bees were killed immediately. Yeah, they were shot with shotguns with shotguns. And then CGBs flew away. You guys both were so excited for them to get knocked over. or burned and they just blasted the shit out of the 12-gauge shotguns out the window.

They didn't even get out of the car. They didn't get out of the car. They're like, get them. That was, it's also just like conveniently like, here's the beehives right next to the road. Pop-pop, bo, bop, bop. It's like fucking GTA. Like, p p p p pah, pup, pah. Should we wear any ear protection?

No. Back, back, back, bag, bag. The movie I'm talking about because people were asking. It's called Twilight of the Warriors walled in. We watched it with like with Blaine. It was with blame. At like 11.30 at night, like an Alamo draft house. It was so fucking fun.

It was so fun. Here, this is all you got to see, Michael. Okay. Oh, okay. Look at this guy. Dude, he's... That's the guy? He's awesome.

He's one of the guys. Yeah, that's cool. There's a few guys. Yeah, there's a few guys. I'm into that. We should watch that. This was a blast. This guy's cool.

This was super fun. Thanks to Nick for getting it working and getting it set up. Thank you very much, Nick. You're welcome. Thanks to you guys for watching it with us. for subscribing on Patreon. All the fun commentary. Yeah, come on up.

Come on up. Wait, what? No, I'm not putting headphones back on. You're insane. Thank you guys for hanging out. If you want to re-watch this later, you can. We've recorded it.

This is going to go up on YouTube and you can sync it with the movie, which you should just buy. Yeah, honestly. It's worth it. This would be a movie to be money to. Anyone we watched. Yeah.

For sure. Certainly more than The Crow. Oh, do you. This is way better than the crow. We had to pay for the crow. Yeah, yeah. He just logged into his peacock account. Yeah.

Incredible. Which is now at risk. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. If something pops up on that computer that says they're going to call the number of click. Don't do it.

Call it immediately. That's what I did on this screen. The whole time. The whole time I was saying, yes, install. Oh, no. Our money. Oh, Nick's going to take it. Oh, no.

Out of his head. That's not how sauce monkeys can be serious. Thanks for watching. guys, thanks for subscribing at patreon.com slash 100% E. Doing these live is so much fun. I like, go rewatch this one just

to watch Michael watch the first 15 minutes of the movie. He was just locked in. I was just like, I was just watching the movie. Michael was just. Nothing to say. Well, also, leading up to the whole her shooting yourself and that was just me and you looking at each other. I was so, it happened

so early. If you're going to rewatch, watch that. It's a lot of me looking at Eric. And then when she's clicking and Jordan goes, oh no, that's like my mom. You're like, we better hope that's not your mom.

It's just a lot of just looking at Eric. Oh, shit, man. Well, thanks for watching, guys. That was a lot of fun. I've ever seen an action movie set up with just suicide. No, but suicide because like, oh, man, I got scammed.

And all she had to do, we walked out of the movie going, if she would have just tapped fraud alert, it would have been over. It was just so. She also had that thought where it's like, maybe I should call the bank. Yes, you should.

If you think it, you should. Yep. Right, but she's like she didn't. So the only solution is to kill myself. There you go. Her daughter, her daughter, take out a gun and blow my brains out. That didn't even connect.

Her daughter is FBI. Yeah. And instead of going, daughter, this thing has happened. She just made, blow your brains out. What else can I do? Well, I have no connections that can help me. I am not in the 8%. I'm part of the 19.

Yeah. It's up to 93% right. That's what I'm talking about. There are 93 out of 100 people. If you go rate it. Yep. If you have the rotten tomatoes, how does that work? Where do you click that? Does that people actually go to, no, I'm saying, do people actually go to the website or is that like through some apps now?

Oh. It's a rotten tomato app, right? It's on like the Flickster app. I know that much. Yeah, I don't think there's a rotten tomatoes. 100% beekeeping. I mean, right. I watch something on streaming and all thumbs up.

I'm not going to leave. Go to rotten tomatoes.com, making a count. Give it a thumbs up. The fuck out of here. I might do it for Beakeper, but that's it. That would be it. Yeah, there you go.

There you go. Well, thanks for hanging out, guys. This was a lot of fun. Thanks for subscribing and watching live. Be on the lookout for the next one. Yeah, we have a lot of stuff coming up. A lot of stuff for you coming up to the anniversary. I hope there's some people going to see Beekeeper 2 in theaters now.

Oh, hell yeah. That we're going to pass on it like the first one. And now they know. And now I'll be their opening 90s. There's a lot to live up to. God damn right. I've got to be honest. It's not going to be anywhere close.

If it's just like an eh movie, it's going to suck. It's going to be such a bummer. It's going to be that dialed all the way up. It has to just be going to find a way to crank it. Someone can do it. It's Statham. Yeah. Transportor 2.

That's right. Crank 2. Cranked up. Yep. Cranked up. High voltage. Well, I think we might award this our first an academy award in our first Oscar.

We'll find out what category won. Yeah. It's definitely is going to get one. It won stars. Yeah, dude. That's the logo. There it is. We're going to put a crack in it, like the liberty bill.

No, right underneath it. Most surprising. The award goes too. Oh, my God. All right, guys, we're going to go. We're going to buzz off. You buzz off too. We'll see you next time.

Bye.