100% Eat - Behold the Dark Empath %% KFC Mike's Hot Honey Chicken

Episode Date: February 18, 2025

Our Heroes return to the Mule Tender Colonel and try Mike's hot honey, maybe? There was a glaze, maybe? We also realize that Nick is the Dark Empath. Eric has a new ugly hoodie with some art we never used. You're lookin at the new Achievement Hunter right here. Don't worry, Nick tried the sauce and he's willing to do you a favor. Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get an extra four months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Also Sponsored by Pretty Litter. Prettylitter.com/eat to save 20% off your first order. Terms and conditions apply. Check out our merch https://100percenteat.store/ Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it you probably do. I'm your host Michael Jones. Jordan swears Jordan how are you when I said now I got it thank you when I said watch this that's not what I was expecting you to do but I was already planning to do it so I went beautiful also a beautiful perfect tear in half right that is a pretty good tear yeah precise yeah then then we said we put one on each side of the globe good globe Then the cage is gonna chase after it. Gracie could never Great you could never what do you never anything? Loaded statement You walk in and sit down do a mic test crazy could never

Yet we persist we persist um just killed that bug that bug has been hanging out I thought it was a piece of chicken earlier like I saw something fell anyway, and it took off Because there was there were like little pieces of chicken everywhere on this table Oh my god, dude all over the floor. I had to clean it immediately. It was infuriating me I'm glad you were so mad about it, and you were like I'm gonna have to vacuum go oh cool Yeah, that means the floor is gonna get back. Yeah, I didn't but I pick it all up You do because it was like gonna take forever. I bet it's so fucking greasy and honey on it It pissed me off it pissed me off

Might have honey on it that pissed me off cuz I'm like I got the tray I'm eating over I'm leaning over the table, and still feel it falling all yeah yeah yep I just keep going I fucking hate this I hate this man if only Jordans like carving it out with a spork like it's just the time the tines are like bending dude it's like he's doing it right a stater way still not clean no it's a mess it's still I also had a mess it's on we're talking about by the way is hang on Think it should all be KFC might Hot honey chicken yeah, you got it yep

It's too bad there wasn't a sandwich version of this That would have that would have been way easier and met and less messy. Yeah We got the bone in you guys all decided that yeah, let's do bone in. Well, we were offered boneless or bone in, not sandwich. Yeah. I still think bone in was the right move because it's KFC. Maybe the right move, but a wrong move. Right, I mean, yeah, KFC at the beginning

of this whole operation is probably, you know, war game style. Yeah, yeah can't see at the beginning of this whole operation is probably you know wargame style Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know only winning move is to not go there. Yeah KFC's doing this hot honey. He survived. Oh my god KFC's door he survived like a little lip of the underneath the coat got him though. What year was hot honey like a thing? Nick go ahead. Three years ago? It feels like so long ago at this point. Why is it?

I think we've had a different hot honey thing from KFC. Did we have hot honey this time? This is, I don't think we did. It was kind of a DIY situation. I couldn't tell you. The chicken looked very normal. But it had a glaze and it was sweet. I think there was a little sweetness to it. I. But it had a glaze. And it was sweet. I think there was a little sweetness to it.

I think there was honey on it. It was not hot. No. Nothing. I think you had to do that yourself with the hot sauce that they provided. I stole from Nick. I don't think they provided it.

Oh, they did not provide it. Nick grabbed a bunch. Nick provided it. They put the honey in the bag. Nick provides. Yeah. And then I took some without asking. I took some without asking

because I didn't want to even go down that road. He grabbed like seven. Right. Now I'm getting to that. He would have given it to me. Like when you asked for one and he said, you can owe me. Dude, what?

You went, can I have a honey? And he's like, yeah, you can owe me later. You can owe me. He was grabbing in the restaurant, he was grabbing all the sauces. Yeah, help me. I just took so I owe him nothing. I stole. Brought them to the table. And you jokingly was the- I just took so I owe him nothing. I stole.

Brought them to the table. And you jokingly was like, we don't need these, right? I just picked them up. He was like, no! Yeah, he really in the restaurant, no! A visceral reaction. Yeah! Did we?

We shouldn't have needed them. No, there was something on the chicken. There was. There was. It had to be honey. It was honey baked into it. It was sweet. Yeah, it wasn't yeah It wasn't like dripped on top. It was not it was supposed to be dripped

I think I think that's what it's supposed to be like with one of those Tools with the ridges. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's like the wrong stick with like the the thing on it. I don't do that again That's the stick for honey. Yes The tiny beehive. Yeah, the thing that the bees holding on I don't know why that is the universal sign for this is the honey thing It feels like a very like old-school utensil that nobody uses Without the beehive it's very similar to the stick they make cotton candy with Yeah, they're doing cotton candy art and they're spinning. He was really into that you brought up cotton candy with. Yeah. They're doing cotton candy art and they're spinning around. He was really into that.

You brought up cotton candy. He's flipping out. I can't believe it. He went back to the fair. Yeah. Not the one I went to. How about the fair, the apple old turnover, cherry turnover things that you guys were-

Come on, forget it right. You guys- Popper. Cherry pie poppers. We walked in- It's got a good ring to it. We walked in and it was like, okay, all right, there's the, you got like the Mike's hot honey thing.

Okay, so do we want, there's a three piece. Do we want the bone in her boneless? The guys, you want the bone in her boneless? And then it's you two, I think, egging him on. No, it was definitely egging you on. It worked. But it was something he was about to say. We didn't say it.

We walked in. He just needed to see it. He said in the ride along, he's like, you guys are saying it not me. Like no No, it was you. I said zero words. All I did was go Nick. You started pointing at it And then I just became really obnoxious about it tapping it going ten ten ten ten ten ten And he was like bone in or boneless and I went I don't feel like you're listening And I said I'm listening I'm ignoring feel like you're listening. And I said, I'm listening, I'm ignoring. But then I looked at Jordan and went, that means he is listening.

He's hearing. And he's feeling it. What happened was, you were a little bit ahead. We walked in, got to the counter, and I felt Nick's spiritual pressure. His presence. Yeah, crushing down on me. His aura expanded.

Oh yeah. After learning about Maybe Cake at Carl's jr We couldn't pass up another potential had to be certain about it Yeah, yeah, maybe if he had been if he had been certain about that cake. We would have had we would have that case It looks so good, and that's what he would have done Well now if I didn't tell you to get the cherry pie pop now. He's feeling for past Nick so Tell you to get the cherry pie pop here now. He's feeling for pasta Nick so Empathizing with himself. Yeah, holy shit. I just want to point out it looks so good in the pictures later, okay

Discord confirmed they went and got the cake showed everyone and It looked good. And I said, looks real? It looks good. Real good. Could be real. Crazy. Crazy. Where was that? Carl's Jr.? Carl's Jr., yeah.

Jordan go Carl's Jr. Jordan go Carl's Jr. Jordan go Carl's Jr.? Fucking crazy. Where's my sauce? Nick also. Nick, I didn't bring you the sauce because you had it. He has it. He said. You might because you had it he has it he said

Yeah, but also he said like you can owe him and now pay up That sauce you had the boss you had ten minutes ago. Hey up. Hey Might be back in time for you with me If I bleed now, I might be back in time for you and you. Fine with me. Before we started, you asked, what are you wearing? Did you, did we make this? I just went, I saw that and I went, what is that? What do we make out of it?

So, I remembered that monkey woman. I remember this design. I don't remember making this. This art got generated, I remember I remember that right before the inside You said that like we put in we put it into like a chat GPT GPT is Tony GP Tony We asked Tony I mean that's not it's not entirely wrong if I ever if I ever gave insight I would go make Do yeah make like monkey on surfboard.

You seen this before? That. Like that. And he'd go, okay. And he'd make something. So Tony, Tony go work. Yeah. Tony go art? When we did this design, the like the sauce industries, world industries rip off one.

No. Uh, right. Reimagining. Uh, well it's, that was all under Ruchti. Really, really distinct inspiration. Yeah, but that's gonna be us again soon. Oh, shh. Tune in for more information.

Guys. Watch the Michael Jordan podcast. You're looking at the new achievement. Hahaha. Oh no. Hahaha. We were joking. Jordan and I have been mulling it over. Finally. Kind of the ray of the group.

He might come back, he might come back. He might come back. Mark Knight! And we're going to make up, I have no idea. I do not know. It's a thing people yell. That's it. God doesn't even know. Yep. Uh, so So when I see you were During the golden, yeah 2009 it's like oh nine two thousand. No, those are the Osama years. Oh, that's right When we did this the world industries look and this hat actually came out This was the other design that we did I wanted a hookups style Sauce monkey thing we ran this by a lot of people and we got approval from everyone right

Like it was the look on their face. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but here's the thing we weren't yes, but they were also like Okay, so it is important the ketchup on his ass. Yup. So it's so good. So I wanna release this. I wanna at least do a sticker of it at like, sell it. Take it off, sell it. But here, somebody can buy this because this was something that the,

a hundred, yeah. Let us know if you have a hundred thousand yen. A hundred thousand yen. What is that? $10, what is that? I don't know, like $10,000? Yeah, something like that. No way is. You're like $10,000? No way. The factory was like, hey,

we thought that maybe you want to see what it looks like on a hoodie. And Michael, I don't understand this hoodie at all. It's this on the front. These yellows don't match. The yellows of the sleeves also don't match. But they put it on the other side.

But they mirrored it and the lettering is just backwards. It looks good. It looks great. They did the old flip horizontal on it. But then the yellow of the hood is different from the yellow of... This is the craziest piece of clothing. Don't forget about the green. Oh, that's right. You look like a Pokemon trainer.

It really... You kind of do, yeah. And then on the inside, I don't know why. Alright, let's see it. This Yoshi ass green. Oh, that's awesome. I like my Yoshi pocket. This looks like Yoshi.

It does look like it. This looks like Yoshi. Alright, so I was closer at $10 That's great, dude, I forget I forget how like in the dumps it is right now Yep, so I want to bring this design back We are maybe working with a new more merch partner and maybe it's some new merch coming soon We are are we or not? Yeah, maybe yes Oh, we are next asking like legitimately like he didn't see the slacks that I'm kidding

Empathizing with the audience that might not know right? Start working those hips bud. You got to stretch them dude. You can get out of the car I don't know if he looks like that Yeah, the art on the jacket if he can get to that if you can that's our life versus art over here If you can say if you look like that, bro If you start looking like that people be you be you be sorry go back to roost stop You could you could go back to roost teeth in a fucking second if you look like this We got hot monkey

Move over teeth logo dude new achievement is gonna go crazy you got the green greens already in there you go I'm gonna kick through his desk just one clean good luck buddy you better start stretching to stretching we got to like drill a bunch of holes in it first and chop it up. Oh yeah yeah yeah. And I hit it with a hammer a bunch. I miss some things. Just walking up to somebody's desk and hit it with a hammer. What the fuck you know?

How'd you like that? Why? Yeah. I like Achievement Hunter because it answered a lot of questions like what if a desk was taller? What if it does go short? It's true people wonder The whole world is asking what if it does was tall My favorite part about that desk kick video is Gavin holding onto his stuff. He's got his fingers like on the corner of his monitor

He's gonna hold on to it. Well, then everything just falls away Gavin holding onto his stuff as he's got his fingers like on the corner of his body Like what what were you doing exactly? What was the thought here? Oh? I'll save it He doesn't want everything to get lost mission accomplished KFC in general what do you guys think? Does it fucking fell off? Yeah, I feel like they were didn't at least where I grew up there weren't that many chicken options Right there was like local places which were always better than KFC, but there's KFC and then Popeyes Yeah, and Popeyes was usually better and that's about it. I think Popeyes is Usually better and that's about it. I think Popeyes is skyrocketing

Like I don't even I don't know if it like wasn't around when I was a kid But it certainly wasn't around where I was yeah I remember Popeyes being if not a new restaurant like knew that there's a kid on like I remember when there wasn't a Popeyes in The mall and there was yeah And it was like whoa this might be better than KFC and that was just it if you wanted chicken dinner like family dinner Right like we're getting a bucket of chicken go to KFC. That was just that and then as I've eaten it time Like now and then as an adult. I'm like this sucks. Yeah, especially in Austin. Fuck off It's like a million chicken places. If I had kids I would not feed them this no no it's not They would be so disappointed. It's not it's like the Burger King of chicken. The mac and cheese is always bad No, it is. I think it's bad mac and cheese not even not great. It's bad

This is a rare place where cafeteria mac and cheese when when we dog on some fast food places a lot of it's like I had like really fond memories of growing up, but it always kind of sucked whatever sure KFC has like plummeted in a way. It was like good to hut. It was like, oh, good to, yeah! And now I'm like, I like this. There was something substantial to it, and now it feels so like throw away nothing.

Kind of just feel like a shadow of its former self. Yeah, but not in a way where like- Like piano. Not in a way where it's like, oh yeah, I used to like this as a kid and maybe I just grew out of it. If it had been the same quality, like if the quality hadn't like deteriorated,

I think it would still be good. The quality is so bad. It's just so close to soggy now. Yes. Like it's super, super crispy and then just soggy as shit. Yeah. And I can't tell if that crossover,

like it's for me, it seems like it's happened at the same time as I as shit. Yeah. And I can't tell if that crossover, like for me, it seems like it's happened at the same time as I got older. Yeah. And like maybe had like some broadening of horizons as far as like palette. Where I'm like, was it always bad and I never noticed? Or did it just get bad at the same time as I enjoyed more food?

I think there is an element of like, when you're a kid, you're more accepting of like this bullshit You don't have good food, but but man it has also gotten so much worse I feel like it's very bad, and we don't hammer it as hard as I think it deserves. I totally agree with that Especially after today. Yeah, not to spoil the review after today, not to spoil the review. I think the only thing that I'd still feel, I think the only thing I'd feel confident in, knowing it's slop, but like kind of like Taco Bell slop,

like it's slop when I like it, is the bowl. Yeah, it's also, it's not a fucking, give me the mashed potato, the corn, the chicken, the cheese, that's it. Just give me all that with a fucking spork. They should become a popcorn chicken. That's all I want really from KFC. I kind of agree with that,

because I think their bone in chicken fucking sucks. I think their bone in chicken sucks ass. It is so much work. It's so much work for like a thing that gets everywhere and stinks and just- It's all over my hands. It's all over my face. It's all over the fucking floor.

It's all over that fly. We finished. That fly is covered. That fly is done. Covered in some maybe honey. We finished and Jordan just went, well, gonna go take a shower. And it's like, dude, that's exactly how it feels.

Everyone went to the bathroom and like, washed their hands. We all had to take turns. I was like, I rained the water and like, went like arms like a doctor. Yeah, dude. For surgery. Well, you're in the pit.

Get in there. Check out that show. Yeah. We were talking about that earlier. Your son is dead. While you're checking it out, check out Jujutsu Kaisen. Dude, what? Jujutsu Kaisen.

What is that? Jujutsu Kaisen? What is it? It's an anime. What's the anime about? I mean it sounds like it's what they do. One of those. Is it like Dragon Ball fighting or like?

Like My Hero Academia? Beyblade's fighting. If you say it's like My Hero Academia, I don't know what that is. Well, they fight. It's more like Bleach. I kind of know what that is. It's like a demon fighting.

Got it. Gotcha. Curses. Got it, got it, got it. A Yu-Haku show. Yeah, yeah, oh! It is. Got it. Gotcha. That curses. Got it, got it, got it. A Yu-Haku show. Yeah, yeah. Oh, it is funny. It is funny.

A Yu-Haku show. That's not how they say it. Well, that's how the guy, what's the guy? U.S.K. Ura-meshi. U.S.K. Ura-meshi. Well, that's pretty good. That's Vegeta. Dude, you should be a voice actor.

Never. What? Oh, wow. Yeah. He knows names. Dude, I saw the trailer for Metal Gear? Oh wow. Yeah. He knows names. Dude, I saw the trailer for Metal Gear Solid 3 remake. Yeah.

Oh, it looks so good. I cannot wait to play that. It's really a bummer because it's like Konami and I don't have any faith in like- Konami! Is that what it says? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like that.

I don't have any faith in like- Same Kuwabara reminder than that, by the way. You're a man, G! But man, I wanna replay that game so bad and I want it to look so good. And I wanna see Revolver Ocelot go, mew, and like, full HD. I wanna see it in HD, HDR 4K graphics, please.

Cause you go back and you look at the original one. They, it looked really good for that time and then it just became dumb and dumber. It kept aging and like somehow getting... Don't make fun of the way David Hayter voices acts. I'm a David Hayter. David's in general. Yeah, mm-mm. He wrote Watchmen.

Yeah, maybe X-Men too. He did X-Men. That's crazy. Crazy. Nuts. Yeah. Apparently, was it Watchmen? I think he was trying to do a more modern version of Watchmen and he did like the first draft. Oh really? So he was stolen the credit for it. Oh. Or maybe it was B for Vendetta. I don't remember. No, because that's what they ended up doing with B for Vendetta, was Modern Time. Oh, I started watching, I didn't finish it, I started watching, there's a Watchmen like cartoons,

like an anime, cartoon, whatever. Like I think it's on HBO. And it's basically the movie. It's exactly the same, but like, Oh, the Watchmen one? Yeah, true. Yeah, but not deviating from the graphic novel. It is, it's like the full on like,

So it's like 90% the same as the movie. The movie was mostly, okay. It's like the full-on like so it's like 90% the same as the movie I want to move it was mostly right. Yeah, they just change like they change the squid. Yeah like that It's that but like I was like, oh, is this a new watchman thing? I watched like the first 25 minutes of it. It's like shot for shot like the same thing, but it's fucking good That sounds yeah, I mean watchman is good. Yes like the Zack Snyder movie that but better Yeah, and it looks cool, but it's animated the graphic novel is great. The movie is is good. Yeah, I I honestly I can totally see why they changed the ending isn't bad. I will say it's just Too weird. Yeah, it is kind of weird that and it kind of makes sense for

Especially the way that they kind of set up the doctor Manhattan Yeah blame game for lack of a better word. Yeah I just don't think they did it well. So then the show followed the novel, right? Right, because they're like remember when that squid thing came? Yeah, and I was like no no And then fucking Ozymandias is like in a factory like releasing more squid rain every now and then Yeah, it's like pushing like time to punch the old clock Boys making all the clone Tampa Florida

Really good show I've been a lube guy. I love that. We'll never know Love that it was like one season and they went that's it. Yeah, we told the story we're done. Yeah, love it Oh, you want to know about lube guy? Yeah, guess you're not smart enough. Yep. Why don't you figure it out idiot? I? Don't even hate the movie. I just think it's like I think it's kind of like a Poor representation of like the graphic novel and then this like the animated version is just it's like what if it moved? It's just it's incredible. Yeah, it's like, I love like the color palette. Yes, yeah, yeah. I think they consulted with the original artists too.

They totally could have done something like that in Zack Snyder's movie. Yeah. But, but then how's it supposed to be slow motion? But I feel like he, yeah, he doesn't get what he wants. I had an idea and it's- It should be in four, three aspect ratio and black and white.

You're welcome. Oh, thank you. But I recommend that TV show. Yeah, it's pretty new. Oh, cool. The animation. I got to check that out. Yeah, me too.

That and then hopefully... You check out The Pit. Yeah. You check out Jujutsu Kaisen. Yeah. I'm going to check out... Yeah. And I'll check out Watchmen.

And then everyone should check out... I've binged this shit out of it the HBO Sorry max the HBO Fall a diddy holy shit. Oh, it's awesome. Really horrible. Okay one more recommendation I just watched I was never interested as real I was like, you know, whatever I know that it barely has anything to do with like the big like I was like, whatever, I know that it barely has anything to do with like the big like Yeah, all the stuff you know. It's it's just like people telling stories Oh, it was like oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god, like just the shit. There's a marshal

There's just so much like video and there's like audio It's five episodes like 40 minutes each the last episode is only 20 minutes But it's an interview just like a 20 minute interview with his like personal assistant of two years Whoo, and he just has all these like he would just send him audio messages. I need this. I need this I need this it's asking for the lotion so much So much lube and astroglide. That's what happened to lube so much. I was thinking it That's what sparked his memory that's where So much, I was thinking it. I was thinking it. There he is. That's where he was. That's what sparked his memory. That's where he was sliding.

I wasn't that interested in it, but I started it, I was hooked immediately. It's fucking crazy. Similar story, I started this on like Saturday. It was a show my wife had heard about and she was like, let's put this on. And I was like, all right, man, we'll check it out. Apple Cider Vinegar on Netflix is the story

of the Australian girl who lied about having cancer. Oh, I've been getting TikTok clips about this like crazy. So good. I was like, she explained it. I was like, I can kind of see how this is go. The storytelling, they do it like non-linearly and it's so well done. Oh, that's cool.

I do recommend that one too. Okay. I'm ready, I'm just waiting for Den of Thieves 2 Pantera to come out on Max any day now. You ready for Den of Thieves 2? The sequel to the hit movie Den of Thieves with Gerard Butler? I know what it is.

I saw it, I saw it was in theater. That's right, yeah, yeah. I never heard of the first one. You and everyone else. I saw Den of Thieves 2, I was like, I missed. That's right. Yeah. I never heard of the first one. You and everyone else. I saw Den of Thieves 2. I was like, I missed Den of Thieves. Yeah. I still think it's a video game.

Den of Thieves came out in like 2019. I don't know why they're making it. I don't know why they made a sequel to it. It's not like a subtitle. It's not like Uncharted 2. It's like, Uncharted 2, Den of Thieves. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, really. Yeah, Den of Thieves end? Yeah. That's the last one. Zero Dawn Horizon, Den of Thieves. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, really. Den of Thieves end? Yeah. That's the last one. Zero Dawn Horizon Den of Thieves, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's right. Snake Eater. Snake Eater. Oh!

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Yeah, I'll do it. Ready? Watch the camera. Oh, dude. What? You're not gonna do that? I was doing that like the last episode. I was staring right at the camera and I was doing that.

I have to remember to make that the thumbnail. That was crazy. Yeah. Can you, my kid can do that too. Can you control them independently? Like make one eye go. Your kid can do that. It has to, my kid can do that too. Can you control them independently? Like make one eye go. Your kid can do that. I can't do it.

It's just like wherever I'm focusing my primary vision, the other one goes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can do both, but not really my choice. And it's hard for me to do without looking in a mirror. Yeah. I can make it happen. If you're just listening to this,

it's not the most exaggerated thing you've ever seen, but if you saw someone doing it, like we just did, it will make you stop and go, what the fuck? You said with the paper, I went, watch this. It looks like you just went into the matrix or something. Yeah, really. The lizard people. You know how two eyeballs, one vision?

I could have stopped at that. Yeah. And just go, whoa. Finally, chameleon style. You're the Craven the Hunter chameleon. Yep Nice. Okay. Our last KFC episode was August 20th 2024 We ate the KFC saucy nugs it received an average rating of 60.5. I Remember the Wendy saucy nuggets. Mm-hmm. Yeah, there were like seven of them remember

There were so many sauce nugs. Yeah, andyes had something too, right? They had wings. They were fucking good. Saucy nuggets. Popeyes rules. I remember we were eating it in that little picnic area. Those were fucking good. And then we had the Whataburger ones, which were new.

Which were dinosaur nuggets with some sauce on them. KFC filed a lawsuit late last year against Church's Chicken for using the term quote, original recipe in regards to their chicken going back. You got it? No, it's kind of, what's the word? Back. It says back.

Yep, back, solved? Going back to? Oh, back to there. See, I don't have the to. Oh, got it, got it. Oh, hang on, hang on. Oh, wait. There we go.

I was misaligning the sentences. Got it, got it, got it. That's why I didn't make sense. Yeah, yeah. I was combining back with resolve. Oh, I see, I see on the next line. See, it's a struggle, man. All right, hold on.

Okay, good. In regards to their chicken going back to their original recipe, the lawsuit was withdrawn and churches stated that they quote amicably resolved the alleged trademark infringement claims and won't be using the term So keep your eyes peeled for quote old-school Stylies taste coming to a church's chicken you drive by but never stop at

Churches is the place I always drive by and go I wonder what their food tastes like we had it one time And I remember they fucked up the order they reached out They're like well what we want to make it up to you and get you the right food and we went great And then they never said anything Anyway, they drove by us. Yeah, they did. There you go. It's crazy. Hey, we're going back to our original recipe That's what we have All right original recipe should not's what we have. Interesting. All right. Original recipe should not be a term

that could be trademarked. Trademarked term? Yeah. Fuck them. Crazy. Crazy. What do you got going on over there? What do you think? Do you know Pat Riley trademarked three Pete? Yeah. Yeah. But ironically never did a three Pete.

I was explaining that to someone the other day and they could not believe it. Yep. Jordan, you can read Michael's. I'll read along. Yeah, you can Jordan you can read Michael's. Yeah you can if you want. Good luck. Okay you do your lizard eyes. No no that's backwards. Not the way I do it. Whoa. Jordan reads it like this. Got eyes on the back of my head. KFC New Zealand has launched Zing Air, a sweepstakes private jet service to get you and your mates to Super Rugby games. No word on if they serve chicken on the plane, but certainly there's no need to panic on

board a gimmick airline at a time where more aircraft have dropped out of the sky in the last 60 days compared to the last 60 months. Extra crispy. I mean, I would trust the air traffic controllers of New Zealand way way more than what is super rugby It might just be the league. Oh if I were to guess I don't think there's another sport called super rugby It's rugby. It's rugby. We get baseball bats We're talking that would be awesome. You saw someone but they have a bat and they swing back. Yeah, it's like oh my god Where who's got the ball? He's crazy

repost imagine winning imagine winning that and they swing back and it's like, oh my God. Where who's got the ball? This dude, Rugby's crazy. Repost? Imagine winning that sweepstakes to like, me and my friends are gonna ride on the KFC plane to go watch rugby games. I mean, I'll go to the rugby game. Can I like- Can you guys like rent me a car? Yeah, rent me a car.

Or a different airline. If it's on like the South Island, we can get a boat. It's just like, that's so, why? Bizarre, it's very bizarre to me. Yeah, but you know what you say? You rode Kentucky Fly Chicken. Instead of Zing Air. Yeah, yeah, Zing is dumb,

but it has to do with like the food outside of the US, I think. Boy, it's got a zing to it. Or nor. KFC announced that they are bringing back the Double Down to England for a limited time. Oh no, that's gonna kill them. The quote, Zinger Double Down is being described as a spicy treat that includes the British exclusive spicy supercharger mayo which

in the United States we just call mayo. I was trying to get there with this. This will just kill them but yeah. I read one review and it was a woman going like I had the Double Down before it goes away whatever and there's like a hash brown it like Add so much flavor and they're they're like Supercharger mayo has like so much spice, but it won't leave you sweating and like all this stuff. It's like it's you It's probably pepper. Here's two cracks of pepper. It's some mayonnaise Do you do you think if the the zinger double down with exclusive spicy supercharger mayo comes with the mayo or? You order it and maybe not get it. Yeah

You go is it on there? Well, it makes you take a bite you go sweet Yeah, you take a bite you go there must be supercharger mayo on this right because it tastes weird, but I don't feel supercharged. Yeah Oh my god, and here comes a novel. The final fact. The former operator of 537 KFC and Pizza Hut franchises in Turkey promised to pay the outstanding salaries of its 7,000 staff, 10,000 people, just days after filing for bankruptcy. The debt of 7.7 billion Turkish Liras, not Liras, is equivalent to 2.4 million dollars has led to the seizing of assets and factories in Turkey so if you're looking for a cheap chicken kill for and you're already in like Cyprus or Azerbaijan, now is the time to jump into action. Also if that's you

and you listen to this podcast we're interested in partnering with you to bring chicken back to Turkey but with the sauce monkey as a kernel style mascot, mule tender monkey, think about it, and and you listen to this podcast, we're interested in partnering with you to bring chicken back to turkey, but with the sauce monkey as a kernel-style mascot, mule-tender monkey, think about it, and also subscribe to the Patreon at the highest tier so we know you're legit. That's how we weed them out, Jordan. Yeah, but also do it like... a hundred times. Yeah.

That's how we know. Then we can buy that jacket you're not wearing. And what's the point of that? From Nick? Yeah. Uh-huh. Something like that. not wearing. And it's a point at. From Nick. Yeah, uh-huh, something like that. And then maybe you can pay him back for that sauce. Yeah. So in Turkey-

So you're telling me somebody was trying to do a solid and then didn't follow up on it? Yeah, 537 locations for this. Yum Brands in the middle of January went, we don't want to do this with you anymore, and they ended the contract, and then the owner of the franchise went like, went, okay, okay, and then everyone got fired

and they have 537 empty locations now because Yum Brands just went, eh, we're done here, I think think that's it. That's all that turkey That's all that happened. I mean turkeys a tough place to do chicken. That's right. You would think that they would do turkey. Hmm Yeah, that's true Chicken turkey right here. Also. Also, it's now they started styling it different spelled different turkey. Yeah Yeah, it's yeah. It's like it's spelled different. Turkey. Yeah. Yeah, it's like spelled like I E Y E or something like that at the end.

It's got a U with an umlaut. Yeah, it's very strange. They're just trying to. They don't want to be known as Turkey. Yeah, I don't know. Just change the name of the country then. Like that, but like it. Well, I think.

Hello, we are beef. Welcome to Birria just call it There you go I just think that like if you're next to like Azerbaijan and stuff You can just name your country like whatever you want and then you just went this is John is a great name Yeah, yeah, I think it's great. It's long mustard It's like kind of guy get Dijon thing, but it's also right next to like Greece It does. It's like kind of like a Dijon thing. But it's also right next to like Greece.

Cyprus. It's close. I mean it's like across the water. It's like right there. You go, whoop. Like Home Slice. I don't... Like Home Slice.

I don't think your geography is geographing. Excellent. No, I'm right. Excellent. We were talking about this before we started. Should I be like him again? We were going to KFC. You can't do it.

We were going to KFC and we made fun of him. He were like, I was right down the road from home size, haha. And he just went, yeah, five minutes. It's five minutes. He won't. It's so close. You're fucking crazy. It's right there. Yeah, you're crazy. You're insane. I like that he's not kidding right now. I'm with you, Nick.

I'm on your side. No, he's empathic with the audience. He's not kidding No, no, no, I'm happy with me. No, he doesn't know shit about the audience right now. He's getting pissed Yeah, he's becoming the dark impact I forget how to feel right now. Oh, you don't want that. That's a superpower. It's dangerous. That's my secret. That's his watchman And then you know, it's like the monkey's head but it's shrouded in shadows It's like a black flame. Yeah, then he kind of ages out and his young mentee takes over dark and path to dark Oh, he ho did dark empath But it's his nephew

Gotta pass it on. Uh We after the empath episode where Nick said I'm an empath I feel But it's his nephew. Yeah. You gotta pass it on. After the empath episode where Nick said, I'm an empath, I feel, which is just an all time quote, Michael found a thing that's like concerning stuff about serial killers, dark empath. Yeah, it was like a new, like, worry about this. It's like serial killers that are tricky even more kind of deal.

Be on the lookout for this new personality. yeah I guess like like an empath who's like oh I get what you're saying but I'm gonna kill you and I'll use it to chop you up it was like dark and you're no way you're including no all of the things he's known for he feels his catchphrase is I'll kill you this okay like this is him he's the dark. No it was pretty on the nose. Yeah Then where was this cuz I'm scrolling through our it was probably our text. Yeah, I'm looking at the text chain But this is the power of the dark empath I sent I sent some picos Pete's things, too Yeah, oh cuz you yeah, you're at a convention. How'd that go? It was good. Yeah? Do you meet any eaters?

Yeah. Yeah? Oh, I'm sure everybody. That's great! Maybe it's in the slack then, because I don't see it. Yeah, it must be in slack. Too many conversations. I know, like, what are these jokes?

Well, we have to keep some secrets from Gracie, you know? Yeah, that's what it is. I usually more go to, where have you guys posted last than I replied there? That's generally what it is. Where are these guys posted last? And I replied there. That's generally what it is. Where are these conversations more recent? Yeah, I mean really, that's usually what it is. Where's the more likely spot they're gonna look at their phone? Yup.

When Pico's Pete was a thing at like RTX and stuff, did you get it? No, I never got it. Really? No! He's mad. He's mad. I just, I figured that you would like get the one mug with like the star on it and then like just all the flavors all at once. No, I spent most of RTX drinking-

Other things. Oh, and then we had the sponsor, the voodoo ranger thing. And we were drinking a bunch of voodoo ranger. That was fun. Yeah. He was having a great time. Oh, there it is, I found it. Oh, yeah a new kind of psychopath How to spot a dark empath and I just put Nick

You kind of psycho Then then you laughed and then his the next text was from Nick going I did pick it up to try it out and further empathize with Holly I wasn't scrolled right past that because that's fairly reasonable it's small it's tiny it's good! okay your review was actually it was less spicy

and more garlic I think you said it was still enjoyable yeah enjoyable which is good is that why you want the four bottles that Jordan has and you have to have them? If it's gonna go to waste, yeah. Give it to me. Is it going to waste, Jordan?

Probably, I guess. Yeah, bring it to me. I don't think Holly's eating it, so. Ask her. Oh wait, hold on. No, I don't think she is. Okay, now he's mind reading? Oh my God. He went like this.

Dude, is this a new power of the dark hand? I think the lines are getting blurred on what an impet this is. They're getting blurred? They were blurred from the second he opened his mouth. I feel, and I read minds. And I want her to feel that she's going to give it to me. Or eat it, one or the other. Either eat it or give it to me.

Yeah, that's it. It is the only binary choice! You will eat it or you will give it to me. I will piss in your drink! So says the dark and bath. I have focus! That's a new D&D class. I just said it's a ranger. You're rolling dark and bath?

Dude, dark and bath is fucking OP this season. It's broken. It's broken. You just know what everyone's gonna do at all times and maybe read their mind? They need to nerf the mind reading. It's like 2d 12s is like to a dungeon master goes he can't actually read I can yeah no I can Do it right now You start reading the dungeon master's mind eight these eight things he's in psych. He's just like...

The dark empath has been watching The Mentalist. You are a... You are like a Watchman character, but you're like... The weird guy with the pointy ears. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. For like no reason. I don't know. What was that guy's name? He's just Morlock or something? Yeah, he was like a villain. He was just like... He looked different. different like has cancer

Please leave me alone. I'm not a bad guy. I'm just a guy That's what you get for marketing messing with the dark He knew what you were gonna do and he empathized with you. Even Rorschach's like, whoa. He just goes, you feel sorry. No, he's like punching him. He's like, okay, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Not yet. Not yet. You will be. And I'll whisper,, will be it. Oh really you don't feel sorry Dark and path rocks, it's pretty cool sometimes sometimes. I'm just giving gifts like that of all days of all days oh no

riding a nick empath eye and I see the word dark empath and I'm going come on no way what are you going to get me next bring it on oh Jordan we should learn about the food oh shit

the KFC Mike's hot honey chicken is as follows perfectly juicy and crispy original recipe registered trademark tenders elevated with the Swicey drizzle. I guess sweet and spicy stupid swicey drizzle of something Rick would say Swicey drizzle of Mike's hot honey plus choice of individual side and a buttery biscuit No idea. Son of a bitch. Their biscuit has actually the only decent thing there.

I was gonna say that would've been the only good thing. Actually, their biscuits are pretty good, actually. Now I'm mad we didn't get biscuits. I forgot about that. I forgot about that. The last time I got KFC, which was a questionable decision, I ate them. Are you just 20 or 2024?

No, I had it once after that in my own life. And the biscuit was really good. Yeah, no, I'm I Also recall the biscuits. I also got a chicken sandwich Was it swissie no, it was just chicken on that sandwich got it. Well, let's get depressed material George. He's getting there get schwifty Have some empathy Like him, what's he thinking? He fucked up. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I believe it. That's fucking funny. Quote, combining KFC's flavorful fried chicken with the bold sweet heat of Mike's hot honey just makes sense. Crispy, juicy, salty, spicy spicy sweet. Is this a Nick review? It's sweet spicy saucy spicy sweet and honey spicy hot Juicy salty spicy sweet. It's food alchemy. That's meant to be

Alright, you're getting a little too creative here. I'm sorry Catherine Tangela jealous be chief marketing officer and development officer KFC United States These new meal deals are so irresistibly finger-licking good. You'll wonder how you ever lived without them In fact, I want to go back to before I had yeah, okay So we ate a slop there's more press material in a second, but we ate this meal I didn't I got shit all over my hands. I didn't like my fingers fucking once Okay, so we ate a slob, there's more press material in a second, but we ate this meal. I didn't, I got shit all over my hands. I didn't lick my fingers fucking once.

I didn't want it to be- The last thing I wanted to do was lick my fingers. I like, I really walked over to the sink with like, it was like this. Clops. It's like, on the drive over here, I ate a egg and cheese sandwich, a bagel sandwich, that Lindsay made me for my house. Did it have salsa dough? I ate a egg and cheese sandwich, a bagel sandwich,

that Lindsay made me from my house. Did it have salsa dough in it? Was it garlic-y? No, no. It was cold, but it was still fucking good. I was licking my hands eating that. One, because I was driving and I was sticky, and then I was also pouring water all over my hands as I was driving and doing like this

and wiping my hands. That still was like, it like it's good because it's like sunny side up egg So it's nice and runny. This was not that and I'm really glad I ate it actually before I got here Normally, I won't eat food on the drive to eat for you. Yeah, but we were going to KFC So I had my bed Was getting hungry before we left. Oh, I was not asking if we could go somewhere else on the way. Jordan was like, can we stop somewhere else like Kurtz? No, man. Oh man. Oh well, can't win them all. Yep. Also, partnering with a beloved brand like KFC is a dream come true for us said Mike Kurtz,

founder of Mike's Hot Honey. Like so many Americans, I grew up on their iconic fried chicken buckets And it was one of my very first drizzles when I first created Mike's hot honey. He said The sweet heat pairs perfectly with their original recipe. He just said it. Oh shit get them Their original recipe chicken, and I am so happy everyone will have an opportunity to enjoy this delicious combination. I feel like we didn't. We bought it. I don't think we had the opportunity.

I do like the difference between him, a regular guy, who started this company, and a marketing professional, in their quotes. He didn't mention food alchemy at all. No, that's weird. Alchemy didn't say sweet and spicy and crispy and saucy and sweet and crispy and saucy. Get back to the drawing board with those sigils and runes? It's like it's like alchemy like when Edward Elwer tried to bring his mother back

Like a deformed monster with like no legs just dying and bleeding. That's that's what they've created. Look what we made Equivalent exchange. Well, they finally made it finally mix Colonel Sanders with a mule Into one homunculus. That's a chimera. Yeah exactly just a disgusting mule tender Mule tender worse living tour you Yeah, the front half's a donkey the back half's a man It should just be a man with a donkey head. Dude, hell yeah. We almost got that.

Yeah. Almost. Are you eating something else? Cough drops. Is it more cough drops? Who lives on those things, dude? He's addicted. I know, it's the menthol. It's the menthol.

Is this the closest you get to cigarettes? Did you not know that? I was empathizing with you, but not but not darkly. No, you're not. No, you're not. That's not what empathy what you're doing is thinking But we are we are a stone's throw away from the next event We have where we have a little tent set up with him where you walk in and he reads your fucking fortune in a crystal ball Okay, the money. Okay. I don't know how we design that exactly Would you would you like to pay for monkey site Okay. Look at the money! Okay, I don't know how we designed that exactly, but... Would you like to pay for Monkey Psych? Hahaha!

It's like monk meets psyche. Yeah! We'll just use those logos to put them together. Psych-monk-sike. HAHAHAHAHAHA Brought to you by USA Network. Underneath that, it just says, like in the ten, it says, It's a jungle in here. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Dude, how about we come up with like three great shows today? Dude, we're just making hits. Oh, shit. HAHAHAHAHA How would we come up with like three great shows today? Do we're just making hits? Get Randy Newman to show up. It's a jungle in here is so good, and then you walk in Hi! Guess your weight! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha!

Guess your weight! Hahahaha! Hi! 176! What the fuck? You're about to be a few ounces lighter. Hahahaha! That'll be...

10,000 dollars! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Or, or, or, or whatever you got. Yeah, yeah, yeah! Just give him like a Dragon Ball or something Gotta do this they're doing if they still do it when we get that not very far I'm what's that? But you know don't use those pallets grab those pallets

If they do a home brew if they do that homebrew thing again Like we did last year. We should do it there. Oh, we should set up a monkey reading booth. Oh excellent I'm feeling like you do Trust me I'm an empath Would you like to see Nick the empath or Nick the dark empath cuz there's a different light He has to like get up flip the certain turn on the Pours in the liquid he's like give it a second This is gonna look so cool He walks back and he comes back

He's gonna put on over the mask. I can't fucking see. He keeps getting in front of his eyes. Eric, I'm looking at the U-Review. Yeah. There's four. No, no, no. It's three. The way the second one broke down, it put a dot next to it. It's not supposed to be.

So there's a formatting error. Yes. Speaking of reviews We have our own program you but we want to hear from you and a segment we call you review It's pretty good too, so it's time. We'll take that make it a sound and then uh you better not assume This is what this is what we have we got three reviews, but they're from two or from a KFC We didn't go to one is from a case at KFC We did go to cuz I wasn't sure which one we wanted to do we have to guess you don't have to but you can if

You want to I'm not going to okay. Also. We don't have to guess he just knows I know yeah Takes the fun out of it Guys remember when we didn't know everything in the universe. It's so boring Nick can't play it's not fair All right, I'll do the first one brain games Regina H Regina this place is horrible. They did everything wrong every time I go there no matter what day it is The one we went to no matter what day it is what what time it is, when I go there, they always forgetting something. Even after you repeat it to them multiple times, they still forget it.

They play around all in their... They play around all in their... There is ghetto. They don't listen. They act smart, bad attitude. Yeah, I need to shut this phone down It's been happening like this for over two years People go and paid a good hour money to get some good food and all we get is trash and bad attitude

Regina are you okay? Well the problem put her phone down They play around all in there there is ghetto She shut the phone down. They play around all in there. There is ghetto. There is ghetto. I feel like these were two sentences that like kind of like combined into one. I like Saying that people at the fast food restaurant are playing around That woman was playing around. That to me is like bald-headed behavior where it's like, oh damn they're playing around in there The woman that see here's the thing. This was not the one we went to, it's the other one. Because no one was playing around at this. There was one woman and there was no time to play. She didn't seem ghetto.

No, she seemed like she was fucking spun out. She seemed like she'd been up for 36 hours and was trying to run the KFC by herself. Well, she was snorting the pink stuff that P. Diddy had. Dude, she was like... There was some kind of pink drug he was snorting. I don't know what it is, but I'm looking into it. That was the assistant was talking about it. He's like, I think it's called this.

Yeah, Molly and Coke is probably what it is. She was like, running the drive-thru... I was using Nick's dark empath powers to know. She was running the drive-through, then taking our order, then making the food, then taking more orders, then getting our food, then running food out front. She was doing that.

When we were leaving, she was like running out. It was fucking crazy. And then our food wasn't right. Couldn't have been right. Oh, we didn't have biscuits. No, and we also don't know if I, if we got the chicken that was right No idea. Hey, I need to shut this phone down. Yeah, what?

Oh, I think all pink cocaine is the latest street drug. Maybe it was that it's what it's what helped kill Liam Payne Yes, what helped? Yeah, I mean, I'm sure it wasn't you know, I did yeah I don't think it doesn't sound like helping is well It helped kill him. I didn't say it was good. I said it did it sometimes Yes, we're helping out get bad help all you need is help. Oh, yeah, it's the stream name is to see That's what he says Stanley to see to see do you think she was like dictating into her phone? Yeah, I need to shut this phone down It's been happening Phone shut down

Don't shut down Hey, they're playing around in here All right this next one is from teeny uh-huh are and teeny says haven't had the food And teeny says haven't had the food But a solid one for the sanitary failure my review yeah colon Absolutely, no soap dot dot dot no soap container you you skipped a sentence. Oh, I did. Oh, you're right Oh, it's because this format. I know I'm having trouble with it, too Use your chameleon eyes here. Maybe this will help. No My review stopped in for the sole purpose to use the restroom. Uh-huh

Dot dot dot review the women's restroom had absolutely no soap dot dot dot no soap container dot dot dot No empty soap containers dot dot dot. No soap container dot dot dot. No empty soap containers dot dot dot. Nothing. Inform the cashier and she basically insured me that she knew. Um, fine for me. But what about you ma'am? Question marks. It appears that this normal, this is normal for this location.

So you just use your hands to wipe your insides Through the kitchen and touch all over the food you propose to feed me Nope No, thanks dot dot dot come again He said that and he kept reading I went. I don't know. I don't see it Eric. I'm not sure How is teeny going to the right? I got a good job for my insides. I'm just wiping my hands with my hands. Nick, can I ask what was she thinking?

Yeah. Um, no thanks. Come again. Yeah No, thanks come again When I found that review my first thought was Michael's gonna love this So you just use your hands to wipe your insides? So if there was soap? You got more soap, I gotta wipe my insides. I don't wanna use my hands! Oh Can't it's part that review in part KFC. I can't even begin to

Oh my god, all right, okay, I'll do the last one if you can okay, I'll get through it Mag Z says disgusting establishment urine all over the restroom floors. Rude service. The manager Morris rushed me through my order. When I was halfway back to work, I realized, also random capitalization. Yeah, I think that's how we end sentences.

When I was halfway back to work, I realized I didn't have my drink, went back to get my drink and asked for his name and was told to Leave the premises this place needs new management sad cuz I really did like KFC. Okay. Well Mac. That's your first problem Well, so you knew his name was Morris and you forgot or you went back and asked Yeah, I told you was Morris now get the fuck out Yeah, I don't understand plot hall. Hey, hey I don't have my drink Morris was the one that helped me the fuck. Did you just say?

Leave now Don't wipe your insides leave take the urine I don't think I've ever been to a fast food restaurant in my life where they rushed me through my order Come on anything. I wish it happened to other people. Right. When I'm going, Scream at them! When they're just like,

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Like what I do is rush you through an order behind you intentionally or just go hey, what about this? Yeah, but the time like this tell me what I said 10 of these 10 No one does that at a restaurant They rushed me through my order and then asked me to leave the premises If that did happen, what did you say? Yeah, what did you do? What did you do Mac? What part are you leaving out? Listen Morris, I will not go faster Also, it's weird that they always leave out the parts that make them look bad. Yeah, it's really strange

They're leaving reviews on Yelp. I'm shy of it like food for my kid. I'll never go back for anything. Who gives a shit, right? Oh no, our biscuits! And that's not like I don't care. That's like man what the fuck, but yeah, what? Imagine if this even wasn't a show. What are we gonna go back for biscuits? You know, what a waste of fucking time. Yeah, it's KFC. It's like a drink. It's like that's different than like I'm eating at a nice steakhouse And I got the wrong order excuse me. This is wrong, and then you get what you're gone

You left well they throw you out of the building yeah, how much time are you gonna waste on this? But also a fucking drink yep you went back for a drink your diet dr Kelp drink water when you get to where you're going stop at a store on the like I just I will I can't fathom that No, I would be a block away and not go back for a drink fuck now cuz you're either waiting I'm through again side. Yep the building right not go you're either waiting through drive-thru again Or you're parking getting out going fuck off. Yep. That's and then having them tell you to leave unless they forgot my toosie I'm not going back Stanley I'm not going back Stanley Well, those are your reviews, but we have our review for Mike's hot honey chicken at KFC

I didn't realize by the way that whole time that like Mike's hot honey was a it's a brand. Yeah, and I was Who's Mike? Yeah, I had no idea. I'm not familiar with it either. Oh Okay Hey, thanks. What were we thinking? Thinking you should try it We think we might have no we didn't I don't think I did um no I'm pretty sure I did I took the the honey sauce back in yeah And the buffalo sauce back in. Right we thought it was just hot sauce. And I combined them. That's buffalo sauce. Was it? Straight up

It was but it. That's buffalo sauce. Was it? Straight up, but it's buffalo sauce. It was vinegary, that's for sure. Fucking tasted. I'm not complaining. I love buffalo sauce. I understand, but when you open something that says hot sauce, I'm like, well, this is hot sauce. Hey, breaking news, he likes sauce.

I, what? You said you liked it, and he said, I like it too. Yeah. If this is your first episode of this show, Sorry. This rocks. This is your first episode of this show. Sorry What it happened this rocks the best? Go back to the beginning chart his course started over yeah, dude honestly chart is course because how we got here I blow your fucking mind fine-tuned a little bit, but you and I mostly the same uh-huh

Jeter at this yes Jordan came down our level. Jordan came down a little bit. We've dragged down this guy different human being. No, wouldn't say that. I mean. I wouldn't say that. Evolved isn't the word. Devolved? Yeah. I don't know. If you go back to the beginning. People can go back to the beginning, watch or listen to the first 20

episodes and go, I wonder when Nick joins the show. That's what they'll say. Who's this other guy mutated right well Jordan you're a mutant all right Jordan what do you think what's your review of well it fucking sucked it wasn't hot it was not it wasn't it almost was absolutely a million percent did not have any hot sauce and I guess maybe there was honey maybe it had there was weird sweetness to it was a weird sweetness right about that so 50% good job you got halfway there Unfortunately does not translate to the score

of 25% okay there you go. Yeah, yeah, the chicken sucked. It was a fucking mess Probably about the only decent thing is like it had a good Like crispy breading. Mm-hmm. Just consistent this is always the best and that's about it. Everything else sucked ass Yeah, the chicken was like, eh, there was no hot they didn't give us our fucking biscuit The best thing I had was the mac and cheese and that's really sad. Nothing to wipe my insides with Dude we are out of soap. Yeah, it was a bad time to run out of so my insides My insides are all over the yeah, it wasn't good 35

35 35 it was a piece of shit man average score why the last thing was way better Yeah, yeah, it's 60 average. That's kind of what I'm thinking like was it better though like for sure were we easy on no we were not I think no I think we got a hammer. I think I think we might have already been a little surprised Yes, because we already knew a KFC sucked and this was not as sucky as usual Yeah, that's why it got a 16. There you go. I think we expected it to be fucking terrible Mm-hmm, and it wasn't and this I expected nothing. Yeah, it was dogshit 30 I mean a 30 out of 100 It was a piece exactly where yeah, I would definitely say don't even bother you gonna go wipe your insides

Not even like for fun. No my insides about it like don't even bother getting it Keep saying it. I'm not disagreeing. I don't know what that is. I'm just saying it's buffalo sauce If they're the same thing I agree with you Well, if you want to grab some merch you go to 100% eat.store I didn't ask you again. I don't owe him anything. You can support us Oh no my last one! Well, there it goes. Eric you owe me. How did I get fucking roped into this shit?

You owe him. It's weird cuz it is like crystal hot sauce, but it tastes more like buffalo than it does like crystal. It's like in between yeah It just it's like I got to call it hot sauce. Yeah, it has more of a buffalo flavor It needs to have an image. I kind of like it, but it's better than the chicken We should got like 20 of those sugar 20 we fucked up by only getting seven He came in today with a Ziploc bag full of sauces. And he went more for the sauce drawer and then dumped them all.

It turned them over. Do you bring any sriracha? They don't have them in individual packs. They have them somewhere. Well, it's fine. All right. I'm with you on that one. Well, you got 100% eat.store to grab some merch

and get this hat. Wait, no, not this hat. Not yet. Maybe soon. We are partnering to bring you some merch that we want to bring back. Um, some higher quality stuff. Uh, maybe like this, maybe like that. Ask him, maybe like those, maybe like this. No, nobody wants that. So, uh, stay tuned. We'll have updates soon and everything, but this just started happening. We're really excited. Grab some stuff. You'll still be supporting us and everything. It's not like we're handing this over. We'll have updates soon and everything but this just started happening. We're really excited grab some stuff You'll still be supporting us and everything. It's not like we're handing this over

We are we're working with a partner to be able to make higher quality stuff I think a lot of it came about when we were talking about doing the track suit stuff again It's stuff. We can't do on our own can't and Printful or making these t-shirts at his house The other thing you can't do it anymore through printful or- George has been making these t-shirts at his house since we started. My hands hurt so much. He can't do it anymore. The other thing that's happening is that like

the women's crop top, like with what we're using right now, that's going away. That's getting discontinued. And that's not from us. It's not being offered anymore. But with this new merch partner, we'll be able to offer new designs, different fits, or maybe, you know, maybe we don't bring it back. Yeah, we create exclusivity

Maybe you buy it now and then it's like yeah Chick-fil-a has sweet and spicy sriracha like in the little tub We're not going maybe go to burger dotlet We drive there. I mean that kind of funny though. We don't eat it. We drive there. We get some sauce we come back Boom, that's a podcast burger gauntlet comm for updates We drive there. I mean that kind of funny though. We don't eat it. We drive there. We get some sauce we come back boom That's a podcast burger gauntlet comm for updates. You check out wait. Oh stop stop. Yeah, what the fuck does that mean? Yeah, burger gauntlet comm check for updates. Yeah When you're done with the shirts finish the goddamn website. Yeah check to see if it's still under construction

Yeah, see if there's any updates Watch a packet. I'm here chick-fil-a locations. I guarantee you it is thinking about it. It's under construction I think it might be for a while. Yeah for a while. So you got to check for update Jordan feels for us You can also go to page Really confused Patreon.com slash 100% eat is where you check out the Michael Jordan podcast where you can support us directly dude We threw up some new stuff. There's, 13 minutes away, there and back. That's a Michael Jordan podcast.

There you go. Just saying. We... Some sriracha sauce. That ends with us putting it in the drop. Yes! Perfect. We put up an exclusive first look.

We did a react to the Fantastic Four trailer. That's what you're calling it? We put it up there just because. So go check it out. Patreon.com slash 100% eat. You follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Blue Sky at 100% eat. And you can send your treats into 100% treat

at P.O. Box 14, 3241 Austin, Texas, 78714. That's P.O. Box 14, 3241 Austin, Texas, 78714. OnlyFans.com slash JonesleyFans. Whoa. I thought we were just naming websites. Oh. BurgerGauntlet.com. That's a good name, though. I can't believe no one took that. Yeah.

I'm going to change the picture on Burger Gauntlet. Instead of instead of us holding the burger, it's just going to be that sauce monkey. Oh, it's good. Yeah. Yeah. But the hot one. Yeah, it's not gonna make any sense. Hell yeah. Love it. That's awesome. Yep. The fucking click through rate is going gonna be through the roof. Should we? And a donate bar. Well, and with the way the image loads so slowly, it's gonna feel like, you know, it's gonna be like the 90s, baby. Can we have it load from the bottom up? Yeah. People are like, there's Wayne, there's Wayne, what the fuck?

Yep. Should we, uh, we should make this? I'm so mad at you, I'm not gonna tell you why, but I'm furious. There you have it, that's it. I guess the show's over then? Yeah, well you just have to end it. Yeah, it's over. All the power lies with me, huh?

All right, get the car running, start your car so we can roll right into the Michael Jordan podcast. He gave him a thumbs up. Subscribe, tell the friend about the show where we eat food and rate the food. Maybe next time we'll be better. I doubt it. I'm trying to hit Eric.

Too high. Oh, like on the TV? Yeah, good job. Whoa, you hit the camera and it moved. Good job. Wow. What the fuck? Here, I'm gonna fix it.

Okay. Fix it? Oh man, I missed. No!