100% Eat - BONUS: Ride Along Taco Cabana

Episode Date: August 1, 2024

Our Heroes decide that because it’s a short drive to the Taco Cabana from their rented studio, they’ll just record hanging out inside the restaurant while they wait for their food. Peep the time on this one. The drinks are wrong, the salsa bar is small, what’s with the tv, what’s happening across the street, why are we still here. If you want the video version, check it out on our YouTube but we figured this is just like a bonus podcast so enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Cooler. Cool. All right. Okay. Good. I got a cool necklace. Yeah, it's cool. Oh, not that kind of cool.

I like your hat. Not like a cool post on Reddit. Oh. Cool post. Did anyone explain what happened to your hat. Not like a cool post on Reddit. Oh, cool post. Did anyone explain what happened to your hat? It's almost my time. Oh. Okay, let's say you get out there in the open waters and anything can happen.

Oh yeah. Saw that coming. Chomp chomp. I'm like, there's gotta be a guy. There was yesterday. Was the limo still there? There was a limo there yesterday. Oh no, it's big.

Yeah, the limo was there. Yeah, I fornicked a driver. Yeah. I think it's out on assignment. Simon is- Yeah, the limo was there. Yeah, I- I- I fornicked a driving. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's out on assignment. Ooh. Uh, assignment is- What, the driver? Get stolen.

Get stolen. It's stealing a limo, it'd be hilarious. Uh, we are- I don't see a lot of limo police chases. No, not true. No, not yet. Right. What up?

What's the wackiest police chase you've ever seen? Tank. Yeah, the tank. Oh, I remember the tank. Yeah. I've ever seen? Tank? Yeah, the Tank. Oh, I remember the Tank, yeah. I was in San Diego, I was in fifth grade. Yeah. I was more of a tag along, like a follow.

I remember my first chase that I saw on TV, because I thought it was riveting. It's such a thing in Southern California, too. It was like a green minivan, and it was actually really close to my neighborhood. So I was like, kind of like, Oh, I wonder if it's going to like go down the street. I was like looking out the window. I was like eight. Yeah. So that sounds right.

I will get you. You see those chases where like people like cheer on the car. Yeah. Oh yeah. When they come out of the street all the time. Yeah. You're off that bank. Yep. Oh, yeah. When they come out of the street. All the time. Yeah, you're off that bank. Yep.

Go, go, go. I started getting a lot of TikToks with cars that got away with it. And it just made me go like, ah, this might embolden me too much. It was like a lot of like hiding under underpasses. Letting the car go in neutral. Oh.

You got to spray paint the ambulance. Oh, yeah. For no reason. What do you mean no reason? It's green now. No reason whatsoever. Going to the airport is a big one because then the helicopter can't find you.

Because it's in the air space. I can get away with it. That's clever. Yep. Let's go. Oh, Jesus Christ. All right, you don't have to be that hurt much for a hurry to go to Yellow Rose, dude.

Jesus. We're going to Taco Cabana. It's really close. Jesus. We're going to Taco Cabana. It's really close. Say it the funny way. Taco Cabana. Yay. Great. Do the line, Bart.

Yeah, do the line, Bart. But it's really close, so we figured we'd record there and back. Drinks-wise, there's a- Water. I'd like water, please. There's a Mountain Dew Margarita. Can you ride it? No, that's a Mountain Zoo Margarita. Can you ride it? No, that's a mountain zoo

That's an unruly bird So I think we get that do you guys want the Mountain Dew margarita is that the move? Yeah, I'll give it a shot. Okay, but I would also like some water. No, well I drink it. Uh-huh. Yes Okay, no, we'll do that. We'll just get some water. She called a mountain Uh-huh. Yes. Okay. Hell yeah. And we'll do that. We'll just get some water. She's called a mountain read. Oh! It's some kind of like it's like melon. It's like melon rock or something. I don't know what it's called melon rush Nick, you know. I don't I don't remember. Okay. I don't remember. I just took a picture of it. All he knows is that there's no more big red margarita. He's mad. I'm gonna throw out a bold question here. Where we going?

I'm gonna throw out a bold question here. Where we going? Taco Cabana. Yay! It's still there. Yes. Okay. It was there yesterday. It was.

We were bleeping about it. Not in our rental. There's a bumper sticker on this car that says I hurt my gay dog. Yeah, it was a supportive parent. No, I don't know how to fucking drive. That's, your bumper sticker can just say anything I guess. That's fun. Isn't that I think you should leave skit? Yeah. I don't know what I'm doing. Yeah. That's uh,

that's fun. What is that on the Versa? Why is your stuff sideways? Maybe. Well like your information is sideways. My information sideways? Yeah look at your phone. Is he recording vertical? It's recording vertical. It hasn't changed though. Oh! I'll just have to rotate it in Premiere. It'll be fine. Yeah, it's fine. You want me to fix it in post?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Or you know what? Don't and make everyone watch it like this. That's pretty good too. Oh, it's a bad idea, but I like a bad idea. Oh, well you know what?

Here, no, no. It's Avant Garde. Uh-huh. Ooh! Fancy. We are Artours. Oh, well, you know what? Yeah, it's avant-garde. Uh huh. Ooh, fancy. We are our tours. I haven't eaten anything today. I haven't either.

I wasn't like saving anything for this. I just yeah, making room for the Cheeto menu. Yeah, can't wait. It's still be crunchy when we get back. Oh, I mean, it's not that far of a drive, right? Yeah. I mean, that depends. Do you consider stale crunchy? I mean, it can be. OK.

Stale, cheetal does it be crispy? No, that's not right. I don't think sale would be crispy. I don't think Cheetos are right. Mush. Yeah. Big mush. Suggie. Suggie. Yeah, they mush so do you soggy yeah, they can get something All right down with the suddenness now already goodness we're here, baby Oh my gosh Jordan bless you. Thank you Lord. God bless you Jordan. May the Lord bless me

I'm a okay. Well turn those L's into W's that's the end of this part of the video portion, but you're insane for parking where the- Oh, you have- I was wrong, Jordan. I take it all back. Okay. Front row, baby. I really don't know what you were about to say. I thought you were going to park over there where like the line backs up before you get

trapped. Well, he saw the parking lot and he turned into it. Yeah. How come you didn't almost run into three people? Okay, that ends the video portion of this ride along, but enjoy the inside and then the video portion at the end. Yeah. Okay. God help us.

What? What? Why do we need God? I remember the last time we came here, it was all fucked up. Yeah. Oh wait, they wouldn't let us in last time. We tried to go in and we couldn't get in.

Yeah. All right, I'm gonna cut the video. This is a good start. All right, we're in the restaurant. All right, we are inside. Oh. Look what they did to my boy. Massacre.

The salsa bar. There's literally three items. There used to be like 12. Okay. Oh, I left my microphone in the car. Oops. I left my microphone in the car, so we're getting some sick car audio right now. Why'd you leave your microphone in the car? I left my microphone in the car, so we're getting some sick car audio right now.

Why'd you leave your microphone in the car? I put it on a seatbelt and I forgot. You can give it to me. Yours? Maybe there's something important to say. Then he can lean in. Okay. I'm just gonna hold it.

I see the Flamin' Hot picture on the menu. So it is a... I forgot, man. The thing that we are... Everyone jumped out so fast. That's true. The thing we're getting is Street Food Fest. Picture on so it is for God and the thing that we are everyone jumped out so fast The thing is grand is Street Food Fest. Oh We've lost connection with yours that's not one

Recorded have it what day your audience? No, not that guy. Why would it not? We were there. Why would it? Go backwards and delete the audio Chito tacos There's Tortas, tacos. There's tortas. Okay. There's street tacos. Something, there's the margarita. Dressed up for this? Yeah, I was trying to be cool.

I will say the salsa bar is very sad. It's very sad. Yeah, hi, hello. It's very sad. It's just three, but they're not together. They're split. Well, they spread them out to make it look like there's more sad. It's very sad. It's just three, but they're not together. They're split. Well, they spread them out to make it look like there's more coverage. Right.

They've clearly done modifications. Well, I'm gonna... Can you just remove the word bar from that? It's salsa station. Salsa. Salsa. And then there's an arrow pointing down. Here it is. Here it is. It's like calling the Taco Bell fire packets

the condiment bar. Yeah, you just stick your hand in it. He's over there already. He's gonna do it now. Hey, welcome to the napkin bar. We haven't, do you, save time? Saving time. He's saving time.

Yeah. He's trying to make up for me being late. Great. Dude, the guy in front of us. Let's just do all of them Nick. He wouldn't have them this. Oh they probably didn't have the flame and hot. Yes I want Salsa. It took off. No they're probably out of it. That's what I'm saying. Get one of them for everyone just in case. Inspired by my own tardiness. We should have

like a late arrivals board. I'm at the office. I think that's a good idea. I think we figured out why you want the late arrivals board. Because you're going to be about six hours early every time we do a recording. Yeah, because you're going to be living there. We'll just see. I mean, we'll see, dude. I'm just saying, it could happen. Nick's been late. Nick's been late. He can't even defend himself. He's over there sucking down salsa. He hears us.

We don't hear him, though, he doesn't have a microphone. He said, I hear you. So, we're getting Cheetos Flamin' Hot Tacos, El Paso Roast Free Tacos, El Paso Star Tortas, Brisket Loaded Fries, and Mountain Dew Melon Roam Poach. Okay. And a water. And a water. They have water there too, right?

I don't think so. I don't trust it. I don't trust it. I don't think he had the dispenser yet. There's no sink, there's a bathroom. There is a sink, but we can just get it here. True, I'm just saying, I feel like the water would be a better quality than the wrestling place. Yeah, but I still would like a bottle of water.

All right, that's fair. You're allowed. So, oh, I don't know. Just a lot of food. Yeah. I think we just get two tortas. Yeah, I'll just be nibbling them. I think it's a nibble day for me.

Yeah. Okay. But we should get four tacos. But who knows? Maybe I take one nibble and decide. And then you can't stop. No, I'm going all in. And then I don't get to review it. Yeah.

I can't explain it to you before we start. Give me the Cliffs notes and I'll try to fake it on the world. I bet I could explain to you how it tastes to me and you could adequately come up with your own score. Right. I'm pretty sure that that's would be hot. Look at this guy. He has eight cups of sauce. I told him to get one. He has eight cups of sauce. I told them to get one. Yes Cups of sauces. It wasn't just me Awesome cracking up at this you should have seen it back when they were like 12 the guy behind us left it What's going on? Just a little slow. Is this protest? We protest. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah just like this protest we protest things yeah yeah yeah

he's just can we say can we get these margaritas in a to-go cup but like a to-go cup that's real easy to drink in the car yeah how's that gonna work like can we get like I think they're sealed they just tape them yeah yeah ask if we can unseal them before we leave the building and then wink Wink and then if they ask well who's driving we say oh, we're all gonna take turns every block Every block. All right, Eric is ordering. I'm gonna go elsewhere. Yeah, I'm gonna wander off. Let's go. Let's go explore Nick He's ordering now We're going real far away. This place is huge.

Yeah. I think it's got plenty of seating already and then it just keeps going over here. This is like a real restaurant where they assume, like a fast food restaurant, where they assume people might actually sit down. Yeah. Because they've kind of eliminated that from most places. Yeah, they've got outdoor seating. There's like a stool covered in dust and cobwebs at most places. Oh he's put down the... oh I'm sorry I thought he got eight he got ten. Oh yeah what's what's... So not one for each of us. One for everyone. So not one. Okay he didn't get any pico de gallo. Yeah one for each of us. It's not a sauce. It's at the salsa bar and salsa is Spanish for sauce Yes

Dude I panicked and it was like I'm pretty sure I don't know why I lost all confidence the moment It was question. I don't know but I was there to pick it up. Yeah, I looked at you like you're gonna speak Spanish, right? I know you don't It happens around me. Yeah, You get it through osmosis. I'm in a spanish speaking household where no one wants to tell me anything. Right, they all have secret conversations. Dude, you know they're talking about you. I know they're fucking talking about me. They're always saying, punta.

They keep saying guapo. What does that mean? Dick or something? Punta just means point. Fuck I think I think I know which I like dick. I think I know asshole There's no either there's puta Puta yeah, what is that? I think that's just like bitch. That's what I meant. Okay. That's what I meant That's what I hear see the it's like when I hear you guys talk about sports. Do they keep calling you a peachy way? Is that bad? They gave me a cup that said that. You walk in the door

They go this peachy way. They gave me a cup that said that and I and I smile every time I drink out of it They all give me thumbs ups and I thought it was Oh man, I hope you're putting Eric Grill low in the background. Like, underneath us. I don't, because I was like, I don't know about the people. That's true. They're not signing up for this, but Eric sure is talking a lot. He is. Yeah, but you're not.

He's not running his hand through his hair. We're not selling... He hasn't taken his hat off yet. Well, he would be... No, it seems like it's a pleasant interaction. There's a clear fixture hat, because your hair maybe gets itchy sometimes, and then there's, I'm losing it. With Smartwater's pure, crisp taste, there's nothing to overthink.

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if anyone wants extra, in case somebody wants extra. In case someone, Nick. Do you think that you want extra? Do you think you'll have more than you're allotted to? I guess we'll find out. Do you think you'll be allowed to? I'm a big fan of the world's smallest TV. It's like Michael Scott's TV. Get a load of this. You just got to stand up. The room's

too big for it though. Yeah, stand right in front of it. Go for it. I love this show. You guys thinking about getting a jacuzzi? Hang on, hang on, hang on. That's cool. Well look, and check it out. When company comes over, you kneel in more room. Oh, whoa. But when you need space, right back on the wall. Oh man.

It said 20 inch plasma. Is that not another salsa bar? Or what is that? Oh, it's like utensils. What is that? I thought it was like utensils. That's for annual pass holders. Exactly.

Maybe you should go check it out. Maybe there's a goodie over there. Maybe there's a hidden treat. The woman on the counter was also learning what was on the menu. Oh cool, yeah, that's always great. Definitely no anxiety there. You're a teacher.

Yeah. Yes. And that's why we hate you. That's why. That's why we hate you. Yeah, definitely no anxiety. You're a teacher. Yeah, and that's why we hate you That's why it's why we hate you. Oh we have this it's like a big picture of a binder Are you wrong? Why don't you do they cannot hear you There are 150 feet away. She goes. Oh like she doesn't have a microphone. Oh, I Also forgot the waters. Sorry. Waka waka. I mean, you could still go get them.

No, no, it's fine because I made it such a talking point because I knew this would happen. And really this is just playing into my hands. Okay. Well, now we're getting... Well, in addition to the Tardy board, we're also gonna have a drop the ball board. Oh, okay.

I feel like maybe they could share space on one. Yeah. Here's the upside, though. When it starts going through those week. It's always there. It's always the thing where it's like here's Michael's been late nine times. But Eric is the naughty boy of the week.

It's like the good kitten of the week and the naughty kitten. Here's the upside, though. When Nick goes through about seven of those cups, yeah, you could fill them with water. Mm hmm. Oh yeah, I'll be so hydrated. Yeah. When you finish your other drink.

You ever do shots of water? I feel bad with water, sure. I just got to chug the margarita. I'll go get four water cups. OK. Just want to make sure they're going to get a warm cup. Dude, talk about a pinchy way. Oh man, I hope you heard that. What the?

He heard that while he walked away. As soon as he crossed the threshold. He was over here whispering about the woman at the register. I don't know what was happening at the register. Well, big score. Do no way.

Take a bite. Wow. All for me. She's opening a bottle on my own, too. I'm going, I'm making margaritas right now. Normal style. Damn. Now, I do want to ask, there were three different salsas.

No, the other one's pica de gallo. But it's at the salsa bar. We had this conversation yeah sorry yeah I was late to it it turned it on the board somehow that's too free I really want to get in there I mean like the show is great but we get to get this piece of shit out of the way yeah and then do the Michael Jordan podcast because I really want to start envisioning that space. So the construction we're going to do.

We mentioned it last time we recorded, but the I say start with the exterior walls. Open air concept, literally. Like a back patio. Kind of like this little solarium thing we're in. Right. When you see we get a solarium. Well, when you see the space, there's there's a nice woodsy area for us to play in. Oh! To play in.

To go outside and shave? Uh-huh. Yeah. We talked about it a little bit in our last recording, but the episode of the Michael Jordan podcast that we're gonna do this week is going to be us in our new space that we just closed on. I just said that.

Yeah, but I wanted to make it clear. Yeah, but I'm laying it out. Okay. The dunce is listening to this. Do you want to guess Michael's nickname in Spanish? Miguel? That's my actual name. Yeah.

I didn't know what. What his kids call him. Oh, oh dear. Kids call you, kids call you name. Pichi way. That's cool, right? Dude, when I go to the construction site, that's my name also. I know, yeah. That's cool, right? Dude, when I go to the construction site, that's my nickname also.

Yeah. That's so cool. They got a label maker and they started putting in all my stuff. Yeah, when I worked in the warehouse with Javier Eduardo and Eduardo too, that was also my nickname. Now was he the second Eduardo or he was a son? No, just two at the same time.

Gotcha. He didn't get a different name? Yeah. Like Ed? No. He was younger and he just went, that's enough. They didn't go first name, last name? And so many Chris friends, we were just like, oh, I'm fucking just.

There's actually a bunch of friends named Eric and I'm the only one that goes by Eric. The rest of them are all by last name. My last name just doesn't lend itself to my nickname? No, no one would be like, hey, but don't worry, get over here. Yeah. We're at a shoving one in the office. You guys have time, nickname. Yeah, no one would be like, hey, but don't worry, get over here. Yeah. We're at a showroom one of y'all, and I said, you want me?

Yeah, I think that's totally fine. Great, thank you so much. Yeah. I'm not OK. I thought you said it was watermelon. I don't care. He said Jordan was talking to Nick. I don't care.

Nick doesn't care what it is. He doesn't care. Nick's still going to get fucked up. OK. OK. When we walked in, it is in care. Next we're gonna get okay, okay. When we walked in, by the way, he's not he's just trying to get drunk. I mentioned that I forgot my microphone in the car. Yeah, because it was on the seatbelt. And he goes, I hope it I hope it's still recorded. Why wouldn't it be recording? Right. But really, but, but why wouldn't it have recorded what already was

recorded was my question. I think it's the distance. Oh, oh, no, I think I think that's all been recorded. No, it has been. I don't know why he was asking like it like it disconnected and decided better delete everything. Yeah. You should see your zoom recorder. That's enough. Yeah, but that's, yeah, but that's not this though. This is a nice thing. And that's why it only took 700 times of asking before we bought it. This is a nice thing. Can, can we buy a new Zoom? Yeah, do we have a hundred,

I just, $130 camera. Think about all the cameras we can get for $130. Dude, yeah. For the price of what you spent on the camera, you could've got like five. We set up five of them, and one of them is likely to last. One of them is bound to work.

Yeah. And then if they all work, we get like a cool 360 degree view. But we do only have one SD card to share. Oh yeah, and I can only record 4 gigs at a time. I told my wife about that, she made fun of me. Right, as she should. As I immediately did.

She's like, yeah, let's just get it. Oh, she should also make fun of you about the whole 4 gig thing. I just still refuse to believe that. That it like stops and starts. And then you then you have to what combine them? Yeah. Yeah. What? Yes. I didn't sanity. I didn't make the technology yet. It is a it's a way for them to get around. I guess when these cameras are made, there was a tax that was if you recorded video like cinema for like a certain amount of time or over a certain amount of space, you got taxed differently on what you were selling. What are we recording at?

1080? Yeah, 1080p. So how much time is four gigs? Was it about 15 minutes? Jesus Christ. 15 minutes, 15 minutes. That's insane. So every time we record one,

it's like four or five files. Four or five files, yeah. That's really fun. And there's nothing lost? Not like a second Okay But there's a de-sync between the wire on real So we just still got a shifting to 20 minutes will be as long as we just keep clapping Oh, thank you. Usually we do awesome. Okay, appreciate it. Go ahead and rip those off. Yep

Go to rip those. Give my water slam these in the parking lot. Here you go. Oh, you already got your cup Here you guys come to I just don't cup. Here you got his cup too. I just don't wanna carry so many things. I also have my own water so. Yeah, there you go. Not worry about it. Don't you take it again. Check this one, they got like mixed situations.

Thank you so much. Thank you, you are no dad and you do not know best. Not by the water. It was just in the car. I assumed it was my wife's. Cause it was my wife's just. They look like regular ones. Wait, I was only in one room in the car. I assumed it was my wife's. Because it was my wife's. They look like regular ones. Wait, I was only in one room in that studio.

But the mountain. I didn't see it. And I went, it must be in my car. And then it wasn't in my car. There's Mountain Dew in it. We win. And it was in my car. It was in your car.

It was the whole time. Nick is sniffing water. Should I even bother with a lid? He's done that face. We wanted to see if he pulled the fast one. Dang, you were almost wrong. Oh my god. It's because he is trying to get Sprite.

He's trying to fucking rob this place. Did something happen? Nope. Oh wow, there actually are lids. That's surprising. No, it doesn't fit. Okay, that's not surprising. Nick ran into another chair.

This one moved. We just saw Nick over there sniffing at his cup. Nick followed me with great haste to let me know that he's concerned that these aren't the Mountain Dew margaritas. Well that's why she said, I think was like, we don't have strawberry, do you want lime? And neither one of those sounds like the Mountain Dew. They're not. Do they have it? But then here's the thing.

Do they have it? I saw her opening like the Mountain Dew. They're not. Do they have it? But then here's the thing. Do they have it? I saw her opening bottles of Mountain Dew. She said she was brewing the Mountain Dew. So maybe it's just the margarita and they fucking pour Mountain Dew in it. Is that it? Is that the... Should we stop at the, like...

Every gas station on the corner is run down and closed over here. This is covered in Snoopy graffiti. Yeah. I used to get my state inspection done over here and it's turned into somebody is squatting it. Do you do you still have to do? Do you still have to do state inspection? Don't get me started on state inspections with

electric cars. Yeah. I have Oh, I did it. I did it like next year. I did it for the last time ever. But also the registration of where we're trying to go with emissions. That's you think so here's the thing they passed they passed a law that was gonna add a $250 fee for electric vehicles every time you register your car every year Greg Abbott's great idea not having my settings fair offsetting gas companies. But with that, you were also not going to have to get a state inspection anymore. And so this year, I was like, I saw the $250 fee and I was like, great, I don't gotta get a state inspection.

Oh no, no, no, that ruled. The fee starts now. You still gotta get your car inspected this year so I said so it starts next year I still have to go and pay seven dollars and fifty cents for someone to honk my horn and test my brakes and make sure that your car can drive itself into a wall yeah gotta make sure that's still working yeah it was maddening and I had to do it twice because I have the leaf now it's like you know they do the crash dummies yeah you pass if you hit the dummy. This car

is good. You did it beep beep. This car is good. This car went right for the pedestrian. Good to go. This one's passing with flying colors. There's a I think there's a thing where you don't have to get a vehicle state inspection starting next year but you still have to get smog in Travis County. There are like counties where you still have to get like a smog inspection. So it's the same fucking thing. I've been saying I've had a smog, yeah. You still have to take it somewhere

and get it inspected. Yeah, you still have to take it somewhere. Exactly. Who cares? So what's the point? It's not really relieving anything, which is why I was mad about this year. I'm not going, oh great,

I don't have to get a state inspection, but I still have to do smog, that's okay. It's that I have to do one of them at all. I don't care how long it takes. The fact that I have to do it is them. I don't I don't care how long it takes Yes, but I have to do it. Yeah is annoying. I don't want to do it the end and I go to that place over off of like Was it like La Bar or Guad or something that is just like drive in and we do it in like five minutes There's a sticker stop. Yeah burn it. Yeah, it's it's just like shit

It's like I just don't like who cares. There's a sticker stop on Gornet. Yeah, it's just that shit. It's like, I just don't, like who cares? There's a whole thing where, after this place over here closed, I had to find a place that would do it. I went to this little rinky dink auto shop, this guy set up a shop in a dead end road. And he was so mad that I brought an electric car. Oh really?

This is the last time I'm doing it. Cause I make no money on him. Whoa. Like the fee to run a credit card. Oh yeah. And I'm just like, dude, I feel for you, but I need this done. Yeah.

Yeah. Sorry, dude. I don't have a choice. What do you think's going on out there? So, so our server is on the phone and talking about something that's happening across the street, but I don't see shit. I don't see anything, but she's like, yep, it's over there.

I don't know. Maybe she saw something nefarious. Maybe she hates tattoos. There's a tattoo parlor over there. That's where I got this one. Oh, I thought that was a birthmark. I'm trying to make sure if I'm looking at this right. Yeah, it grew with you.

The building where I used to get it, my state inspection done, is just gone. Yeah. They've removed it entirely. Well, the last time I saw it, there was somebody living in it. Yeah, because we were cutting down on state it. So now it's just gone. We're having down-state inspections. You just saw it.

Uh-huh. It's just crazy to see a building has just totally disappeared. When's the last time you saw cordless phone? Dude, that was crazy, right? It looked weird. I think once we set up our internet and we bundle in a phone.

We don't have a choice. Yeah, phone. I think we're going to have one. That would be cool. I think we should go corded. Oh, for sure. Like, we should get a handset. We should get have a choice. Yeah, phone. I think we're going to have one. That would be cool. I think we should go corded. Oh, for sure. Like, we should get a handset. We should get a handset.

Well, we should get the one with Garfield. Or we go one step further. We're going to get a wall-mounted rotary phone. Oh, yeah. With the little, like, the talkie piece. Well, that too, but almost like the phone booth-esque like little wall. Well, if we're doing that, I want the little cup for your ear.

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Let's see. What's going on I think? I don't know. Maybe she saw somebody rooting around over there. And also speaking of tattoos. Whoa hang on, hang on. What's going on there? Look it's a dancing bear. That is a dancing bear on TV. Eric quick take a picture.

It's on TV. Also, that's the guy from Sliders. Oh yeah. What is going on? Oh, not White Castle. Nevermind. It's a Mother's Day baby shower. It's July.

Where are you gonna say about tattoos, Nick? I was gonna say, I got my tattoo at the tattoo shop next to where the Raising Canes is now, off of MLK. Oh great, great. We're still talking about it. The atomic tattoo? This is great. I would go to the Gaddies and then I'd get a tattoo.

Yeah, go to the Gaddies, yeah. Jesus Christ. It was during orientation for school. You got a tattoo during orientation? Wait, the moment you got to UT, you got a tattoo of the longhorn? Yeah. So I was like, my parents were like, it's incentive for you not to fail. I was going to say, imagine if you got expelled or transferred.

Yeah, I dropped out. Still have to tune up. Welcome. He was going to get the years, but it's only a start year. The longer we're standing here, the less I want to eat this food. Uh-huh. Like, I already didn't want it, and now I just... Right, but Nick, I might abstain.

Oh, yeah? Dang. Rick used himself. Damn. I could, like, put my fingers in it and judge by absorption, I think. Oh, we can all suppose this kind of situation. Yeah, I mean, I can... It is my name.

Ooh. Ah. I mean I can it is my name. Oh Ah I like it That was the first movie I saw in my life where I walked out of the theater Listen I walked out of the theater and I was like Are some movies bad? Uh-huh. My uncle worked on that movie. That one was awesome.

Yeah. My uncle worked on that movie and it was a similar conversation. Well, Bill Murray was sick. That was the whole plot. Dude, you could have just excluded that part. Like, I'm much more interested in what's going on inside of him. No, dude, we were talking about, that's like taking welfare out of Legos, dude. Exactly. That was the... legos dude that was the

that worked I was the emotional I didn't like how gross Bill Murray was bill Murray was like playing golf in that movie uh mmm are you sure that wasn't space jam I don't know no I suppose his Jones Did he get sucked down a hole? No, Osmosis Jones got sucked down someone's hole. Bill Murray's hole, I think. Michael's leaning forward in shock again. I'm thinking about it. I think he was in the name it. Is this, do you think this will be the longest ride along?

No. No, not at all, dude. Really? We've done like almost 40 minutes, haven't we? We did the Sonic one where we sat and waited. Yeah, that one was pretty long. No, it was pretty long. It's like a three minute drive. I guess we'll see, yeah, I mean.

It is. We're gonna have to be here for a very long time. If the drive were like 10 minutes, I would say maybe. We could have had the Mark Ramos already. And sobered up after, right? And still driven back safely. All right, who's driving the car? It was your car.

I'm driving the car. Count them. It's a race. What's the problem? We're trying to get you there before your political content rises. You can see it all separating. Yeah.

It really is, yeah. By the time we get there, it's all gonna look like that far. Nick said, uh-oh. Yeah. Oh, no. This is Nick's worst nightmare. It is. We lost out on a delicious flavor and all the booze is falling.

The flavor isn't gonna change. Get a straw and stir it. Where's the Mountain Dew? It beats me. Are you good with lime? Because they're at a strawberry. I'm not even sure if these are margaritas at this point. I hope, I hope I realized it disconnected, but it should still be recording.

I hope we come back to some sick car audio. Yeah, it's just cooking in a lead. Yeah, you just hear it. Oh dude, what if it can record itself exploding? Whoa, we get back in the batter. It's a warped. It's bulging. Oh dude, what if it can record itself exploding? Whoa. We get back in the batter, it's all warped. It's bulging. Michael, put it on.

So what's the distance then between the home base and these? What did you just say? I don't know actually, I'm sorry. As you sit and look at me, I was gonna say 90 feet, but.'t know, actually. I'm sorry. Oh. As you sit and look at me, you can't quite hear me. I was going to say 90 feet, but. At least. Yeah.

That was what I was thinking. I was like, are we talking about baseball? It was weird that you said home base. I mean, that's what those things are, right? That's the thing that it records to. Right. It's not called home base. Yeah, home base.

That's the receiver. Home base, that's what it says on it. I'm touching it. I'm safe. Yeah. what it says on it. I'm touching it. I'm safe. Yeah. Slide in. Watch out. But it's a lot closer than I thought it had to be.

I name it. If we do the Bucky's thing, we'll have to do it in pairs. We won't be able to. Yeah. Yeah. That's probably a good idea anyway. Yeah, when we do it. Yeah, we'll definitely do it. Yeah, we'll definitely do it.

Yeah, we'll do that in boys and Barry. I will definitely do that. And always goes out right around the corner. We will I boys and berries next year. Keep stringing them along. Mikey. It's like that cousin in your family that's always got these schemes. Right. Yeah. And he's like, No, no, this I'm gonna I'm gonna build my own theme park. My girlfriend goes to a different school. You don't it's in the works. It's in the works. Now he's going to trade school,

but after that he'll get a job. I just have to get approval from the city. They're taking forever. And they hire two people and they keep doing. I just gotta get my business plan done. Once that's done, it's practically done. Have you heard about all the MLM stuff that's happening? All like the-

I mean, there's so many. There's a bunch and they're all moving away from pyramid scheme stuff and it's like- Oh no. It's through like, you're not signing a bunch of people up. You actually have to like do like the sales and stuff and people are, yeah. Oh, this is their prison.

They can't just scam their friends. Oh wow. It's pretty cool. I would actually say that's better for everyone involved. I agree. I got suckered into Answering my door the other day because I thought it was not a solicitor Yeah, because they look like a normal person and I am and I just got a mail not for me Yeah, and I was like, oh this person might be picking up their mail So I felt a little bit bad right immediately got suckered in but I just had no I was just I had no energy

Yeah, so would you buy from them? No, no, and I was like, yeah Yeah, sure. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah sure. How's your solar? Yeah Mm-hmm, and so then they're like, oh we'll set an appointment and I'm like, oh, okay No, what day is good. I'm like, yeah Wednesday's good. Yeah, let's do Wednesday one o'clock knowing I wouldn't be yes and then They sent me a message that day yesterday and then this morning and then this morning went you know what not interested I'm sorry. Did I just waste your time? Did I just waste your time? Oh, I'm sorry. I saw a great TikTok that had no context. It was just a guy standing at the end of a driveway

and a dude who's clearly pissed going, what are you doing here? Why does he have a shovel or a broom? No, he's got a notepad. He's like, what's your name? And he goes, Davis. He writes it down. What company are you with?

Davis, Inc. What's it say on your shirt? And he goes, Davis. And he writes it down. And what company are you with? Davis, Inc. What's it say on your shirt? Davis, Inc. So what are you doing here? Trying to say if you want pest control. Awesome, thank you so much. Appreciate it. But then the guy is just like,

are you not interested? He goes, no. But all the comments are like, dude, you almost had him. You almost had him. Like keep pushing. Come back tomorrow. You almost had him. Yeah. Grab some straws. Grab the Rita. Thank you. Business. All right, boys. Get some more water back to the car. It was good though. I was like, eh, I'm good. Have a nice day.

And then they texted me back. Like, did you know? And I just ignored. That's awesome. Thank you so much. Yeah, you too. Hey, you too. It went from, I'm so annoyed.

Yeah. And I'm so annoyed they're coming back on Wednesday. To. We got pictures. To, you know what? How do you like it? Yep. We can do it right here.

This is taco cabana. You can hand, you don't have How do you like it? Yep. We can do it right here. This is Taco Cabana. You can hand- You don't have to be the one to take this. Okay. Well, I'm also trying to put these in. I'm holding things, so don't hand it to me. Take a picture of this. Is he in the picture or are we doing this old school? Hehehe!

Stand- Stand over this way. There we go. I- It's- My favorite thing that happens is we take the picture. Yeah. And Nick is making a face. Yeah, dude Thanks for you. Thanks. He's hoping you won't cover it up. You know when you're editing Wait a minute. Wait a minute. This is a photoshopped Every time why does this look photoshopped? Hey, why is this photoshopped looking?

We did it. It's different from the Tesla. It's very different For instance, I can't pre cool it. So it's very hot this Nick Who's this Well, he took it for Jordans. You go buddy handed it to. Here, give me a second. I'm gonna put it in the door. Here, this is yours. Where's yours, do you know? Well, hopefully it's still on the, oh, it's not. Oh, cool.

Where do you think it went? Dude, if I had a nickel for every time Michael lost something in my car. I don't know. Where's my mic pack? I don't see anything. I agree. I'm gonna go ahead and turn the car on.

Yes, please, God, please. Oh, hang on. Oh, there it is. We got it. Okay. How did that happen? There we go. Nice and short 45 minute trip to the taco cabana.

Well it's good that we're doing the Michael Jordan podcast somewhere else. At least we're in a drive. I know, we would be out of time. I'm so glad that we don't have to deal with that anymore. I don't have to be on somebody else's schedule to do this stuff and try to figure the fuck out. It's true, it's true.

That's it, this is it. Pretty sure. No, but I'm hoping. Maybe we should go somewhere else just for old times sake AAPW I went there the other day and they're like, hey, so are you guys still like recording here? How's that been going? And I went oh, um, it was a good temporary solution, but I think we're good now. Thank you It's a hundred degrees. I'm good. Yeah, they were like, no, we're asking because you are some fucking cuffs.

Oh, no. Fuck our Coca Colas. But I met. Do you trust that? No, I'm okay. It's what we got going. But I met I met 90s professional wrestler, Jerry Lin. Cool. He's from the 90s or he is 90s? No, no, he's from the 90s. He's fucking jacked. He's so big. He's like my height and gigantic. He's crazy.

He doesn't even wrestle anymore. Wow. Fucking nuts. He's just jacked to be jacked? I think it's one of those things where you build the habit of like 40 years of just working out every day because it's your job. And then you don't have to do it anymore,

but it's the only thing you know. So now you work out every- You keep doing it. Like six days a week. Yeah. And that's a vacation. Mm-hmm. Oh, let's make this a little longer. Boy, you should have just gone.

Nope. I'm gonna make it a little longer. Oh, I'm gonna do this Texas style where I just sit here. Oh, where you just sit and wait? I'm gonna sit and then you don't make it. If it's not clear, I'll just wait for the next cycle. And you go, oh shoot.

Oh, dang it. Oh gosh darn. Oh. Boy howdy. That's too sh up, Texas style. I see some like, mostly like offensive linemen. Yeah. In the NFL, they'll like retire and then just,

they'll go from being the fattest, biggest dude you've ever seen to normal men. Normal size. Yeah. Well because you don't have to keep the offensive lineman weight on. Yeah. You don't have to be so big that no one can move you and you can move other people.

What are you gonna do at Black Friday sales? That's true. You're not thinking about that. But also I think Black Friday's really cooled off because offensive linemen stop being so big all the time. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's kind of, they're a lot more athletic. They're not just big old guys. They gotta be fleet of feet. They have to start being smart. Filet-o-fish. Filet-o-fish. Fish delight.

Word association is fun. Shake, shake, shake, shake, fill up. Chicken sandwich. Fact. Chicken sandwich. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I think I know what happened. Oh. You fucked up the order. Nope. Here's what happened. He would never. I ordered the Mountain Dew, melon, whatever rum punch. And she went, the bottles of Mountain Dew? And I said, no, the rum punch.

And then I showed her the picture and she went, oh. And I think she's never made them before. So I think what happened is that she went, I have to make those drinks. They're margaritas. And that is the association that she made. And that's where it ended. That's where strawberry came from.

Yes. Strawberry is because pink is color of rum punch drink. And then she went, no pink, what do? I think that truly she was the mountain zoo the whole time. The unruly bird. Yeah, we could not tame her. Yeah, but this is the thing with ordering the limited time foods from places where you just don't trust it to begin with.

Yeah, it's always roll the dice, whether or not they know how to do it. There's signage everywhere. There's shit all over the place. It all makes sense. And then you go go can I get that and they go what? And you go, I don't know man Yeah, but you gotta remember back to like subway fan logic of like fuck you. You should know what you want Uh-huh. Yeah, how dare you ask the employee to make what they sell

If you know what you're talking about, why don't you climb over the counter? Nick was over there getting 10 sauces from the salsa bar, one for each of us. If you think it's so easy, why don't you run the subway? Uh-huh. Idiot. Please, God, let me. Please let me walk behind the counter and put the cheese on the bread. It's just 23! 23, dumb fuck! Let me be the one to do it because untrained I bet I fucking could

No doubt in my mind could I do that? God damn? Oh wow look for a parking Jordan I'm gonna park far away like Nick this dude. What the fuck was that? Hey, I parked far away, too. Oh, yeah, okay Okay, we made it guys talk of cabana time. Let's get these hot Cheetos. It's gonna be a nibble episode, I think. But we'll see how it goes. Here's your water. Yay. All right. Um, what? Nick, did Nick just say this is gonna suck? Yeah. Yeah. This is his favorite fucking thing. It was. Why did you clap? Idiot. This is good. I can't really. Yeah, you got it. Okay. Yeah, your hand is. All right. I'm holding it just for an extra second. You're in a relation, dog.

How dare you?