100% Eat - BurgerGauntlet.com %% Carl's Jr MAXXL Double El Diablo Combo

Episode Date: February 4, 2025

Was there cake? Our Heroes take a long drive to Carl's Jr to get the MAXXL Double El Diablo Combo and Nick has been good for 36 hours. Eric still thinks these Pokemon things are called Time Wheels. Wait wait we gotta talk about this burger. Is this... good? We're all kind of floored by what we just ate, plus the protein on this thing is through the roof. Grab a slice of mirage cake and prepare to run the Burger Gauntlet. 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent Would you want to be a part of the 100% Street Team? Let us know and check out https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to 100% Eats, the show where we try every f***ing fast food restaurant to let you know if you f***ing need it. Stop! Why? You probably do. I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my swear word co-host Jordan Sweers.

Jordan, how the heck are you? No! That's not seven seconds is not F***! That's not a real thing! No, you can do it, you can do it after 10 p.m. It's, oh, is that right? Yeah.

As long as the seven seconds are filled with licensed music. Oh, that's good. You're allowed to curse and use the music. Speaking of, we are doing a bit of a revenue share with the Taco Pass video with one of the songs that Richard used. What happened with that?

It was just, one of the songs is a thing and it's like, do you want to take this down or do you want to just do like a revenue? And it was like, I don't care, this is fine. It's gonna be our the songs is a thing and it's like do you want to take this down or you want to just do like a revenue? And it was like I don't care. This is fine. It's gonna be our most popular All my and Richard's hard work! Our most popular video so far and we're gonna be splitting it with whatever Someone watches

Chopin bullshit or whatever Did someone watch it? Chopin? Dude a lot of people watch that Taco Pass video Also that Taco Pass video was crazy I know it's crazy It was crazy when I did When we hand something to Richard, we go, hey man, just do whatever you want.

He really does whatever he wants and it rocks. That video ended up being like 30 minutes. Yeah. Taking out the little intro we recorded, which was like five minutes or whatever. I was just talking about it. I think the footage I had was over an hour. Oh yeah.

I think it was like an hour and 20 minutes It's a lot of that part of the end when when spoiler alert order at right after midnight So you're just recording yourself going back into the drive through. Yeah, well, that was the victory lab He'd also did some I don't know if he I wasn't keeping track of him included all of them But he definitely put some like he changed the order Yeah, because he put that last, which makes sense, because that was the over 18 and a half. But that was certainly not the last day I went.

I think I hit 24. I think you were at 24 or 25, I think. And also because, well, I think the Joker one was either the last or the day before the last, because that was November. I remember that. Crazy. It went into November. I remember because I remember going as the Joker and going,

it's not even Halloween. Like I drive into the drive as the Joker and going, it's not even Halloween. Like, I'm driving through the drive-through like this, and it's not even Halloween. Could you imagine a guy just shows up to your job and he's dressed like the Joker? Yeah, and as I said in the video, she went, I like your makeup. Depends what she said to me.

And I said, I went, she liked my makeup. Your response should have been, makeup? I'm the moaker. That was one of the last ones I recorded. But I was happy to have something to do. Because after about five of those. I'm the moaker. That was one of the last ones I recorded, but I was happy to have something to do. Cause after about five of those, I'm like, how is this not the most boring thing ever, me going to eat this taco?

Yeah. I don't know. It was strangely riveting. Even I watched the whole thing. Richard did a great job with the edit. He's so good. He edited, he edited Good Morning Gus for us. And then I am like, I need like a theme song or something. He's like, here, check this out.

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. Oh, and now you're splitting revenue with him. Yeah, I'm revenue sharing with Richard and good Lord. He just like recorded something real quick. He's like, do you want me to like do something like this? And I went, that's enough. You did it. For this podcast, you're fine.

He's great, he's good at what he does. I'm really glad at the once again, just getting accolades and success from something I did so long ago. I don't even really remember it. But also with definitely at the time was like, I would like send a clip to you guys or update you whatever.

And it was very much like, yep, he's doing it. But like, I'd, oh yeah. Well, when we can, we can edit it when we can. And and it was very much a like yeah, we're on board for this thing I don't know how we're gonna cut this it was just such like an extra like you know whenever we get to that and now Eric's Like guys everyone loves it. Everyone loves it. Oh the thing you didn't edit for a year. Yeah, Eric was like I just have no time for this shit. What am I gonna do all this crap? This is like a great Michael made a thing and he wants me to make a video out of it. Nobody cares.

Guys, guys, if you've seen the Taco Bell video, everyone loves it. It's genius. That's why I, Eric, always championed it from the beginning and worked as fast as I could to get it out. I did everything I could. Started in October 2023, by the way. This is not from 2024.

It's 2023. It just sat for so long and it's so nice because the audience knew about it They heard about it And so it's not out of nowhere and it just it was such a like it just hit so well I want to hurt as it is Richard did a great job cutting it and editing it Yeah, and people were like I get it and it's been so long and the word the the way it was worth it I'm a project which is me going god damn it fuck

Taco gosh don't talk don't have 15 month turnarounds A lot of projects have- Which is me going, god damn it, fuck, man, me and your fucking taco. God. Shh, don't talk, don't talk. A lot of projects have 15 month turnarounds though, so. Like most movies. Yeah, yeah, it was like a movie. That's what it was like trying to get stuff edited at Rooster Teeth. Yeah, that's the main reason it didn't happen. It was because like-

Yeah, so what's the budget for this? Yeah, who's gonna pay for it? Zero? The budget is- Well, the budget a Taco Pass. The budget was $10.84. Yeah, it's like. Yeah.

That's, it's weird, cause when I told that to the editors there, they went, what? And I went, nevermind. It's not, I don't want to. The budget is you already pay for Adobe. They don't, there was no thought like that. It was like, well, I guess we'll just pay

these people to work here. What are they gonna do? Yeah. Oh cool Hey, we're gonna do this podcast with Gus No, oh cool. So his just his days just wide open. Yeah So why was I working after work? No, no, I was I filming me and Taco Bell did a great job I didn't even like now its property of 100% baby. Whoo. It was always it was always our property Yeah, but now I'm my only time now we get it we get we got it not my property and they got got Okay, damn the getters get it

Get it get got no getters get getters get it you get got oh Yep, yep. Yep. Yep. Jim's getting Today we're reviewing Carl's Jr. Maxle Double El Diablo combo. Is that how you're supposed to say that? How are you supposed to say? XXL. Yeah, so so XL so when you read it, yeah, but it's stupid. I'm with I'm with Michael Max when you say it out loud Yeah, but it's stupid. I'm with I'm with Michael. Max them when you say it out loud Because I hadn't considered that it would be pronounced as a word. I've been saying maxxl

They should make it maxxl. Uh-huh. But What what Michael did is he made it a new word maxxl and a year and a half people are gonna love it When this comes out Do the Diablo challenge eat one of these fucking hamburgers every day for a month He was he was ready more than one of these hamburgers every day today, dude Stop calling it a hamburger It's a hamburger sandwich. There was a Whopper there. Yes there that was it Yeah, there was a commercial a long time ago where they were just like it was a woman a car going

299 for a whopper sandwich. What the fuck is a whopper sandwich? What is it like a different bread dude? They do? I'm gonna give you a whopper sandwich you within striking distance You want to hurt's donut yeah Hey boss you want me to give give a whopper sandwich no dude what happened don't ask you you're great facts buddy yeah in five to seven minutes you're gonna get you're getting pretty guy like 15 no no no Nick's gonna edit it out so it says the right word. Don't worry about it. It's fine. We're good. What? I'm good.

We're good. We're all good. We're all equally good. It's our June pinions. Yeah. What do you guys think about Carl's Jr. I don't ever think about it. I go. Oh, yeah, that's right. I don't ever think about it. I go oh, yeah, that's right It at this point it's definitely out of sight out of mine because the closest one is in Cedar Park Yeah, it's like not even on my radar mm-hmm It's it's off my radar to ever think or care about it, but somehow. I'm still I don't go. Oh yeah, Carl's jr. It's like oh, yeah, it's just kind of like oh It's it's one of those other burger shit places.

Even when I lived in a place where there was one close by, I don't think it was a place I would go to. It was a place I liked to go when I was a kid because they had the star chicken nuggets. Oh yeah. The star shaped nuggets. But I wasn't always ever like, oh, gotta get a burger from Carl's Jr. Gotta get anything from there Was there one near the office on Ralph hablanado?

Feel like there might have been probably Nick Nick gave up Nick gave a big thumbs up and a huge nod So that so I probably went there, huh? And that's why I'm like right Carl's jr. Couldn't even tell you a single thing though like like Sonics like oh the app that Carl's Jr. Big yeah What do they have I never know but like I don't Nothing there jumps out. There's no like thing. I care about here It's just a place where if you're there and you need to eat food. I mean, I guess I'll eat it They're commercial used to be inescapable. Yeah in like the mid 2000s

Yeah, you had Paris Hilton doing ads for them. Yep, and the whole don't don't talk to me. Yeah Yeah, don't talk to me or my carlson My carl jr. Uh Did you have hardy's where you lived is that a thing that was like near you or I don't think not familiar I don't remember. I know I know I know of it. Yeah, I don't I don't think I went to there if it was there I don't know how much they peppered the Northeast. I just know that it's an east-west divide of where Hardee's and Carl's juniors are We've talked about it before yeah, Carl's it's like right on the border. Yeah, it's so stupid Like I don't know they bought both and they just went like keep it hard. He's over there

It's like why would you do it's rallies and checkers like why would you do that? It's so much more work for them Yeah, and it's like it's a conference I guess it's. Yeah. And it's like, it's a converse. I guess it's good for them because it's the only time Carl's Jr's ever talked about. And I'm sure we had this exact same conversation. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. June 7th, 2022. Don't jump into the facts.

Wrong effects yet. Oh, you're right. You're right. That's wrong. We ate, we stopped on that. No, that's right. Nick's going to edit it or something. Yeah, Nick'll edit it. Carl's Jr. just a place that I would eat as a teenager and then never again.

Like it was teenager food to me. It was like I could get a Western bacon cheeseburger and then just fucking inhale that fucking thing and that was it. That's all that food was to me. Jalapeno medallions. Medallions? I don't think I ever had the jalapeno medallion.

They're on the burgers. Then they used to call them medallions? Medallions. Is he just, does he just mean jalapenos? Do you mean jalapeno medallion. They're the burgers. Didn't they used to call them medallions? Medallions. Is he just, does he just mean jalapenos? Do you mean jalapenos? Where they fry little pockets. Yeah, they were fried little jalapenos. So not like a popper where it's kind of like

cylindrical, three-dimensional. It was more flat. It's like a deep fried jalapeno. Like a coin. Okay, he's getting mad about it now. He's also saying yes to everything. No. See, I said no.

Showed you. Yeah, take that. I just know that it was a Western bacon cheeseburger store. Like that's the thing that they sold and that's the thing that I ate. Also, they were the place that would be like, this is the $6 burger, cause isn't that an insane price to pay?

I bet their burgers are $6 now, right? The whole, we ate the four meals.hmm the meals there were four of them axles We got got mediums Okay 66 dollars That's insane. Why didn't you eat his idiot? He's really thinking about it now all that monkey all that monkey money in the trash That's all we got all we got was four combos. That's all we got we

All that monkey money gone. Because that's all we got. All we got was four combos. That's all we got. Damn, dude. We didn't sprinkle anything else on top of it. It didn't go crazy. It was nothing. They're being real quiet about these six dollars burgers. That was like the thing that, it was like, isn't that an insane price? Carl's Jr. you pay less than that and you get a good quality burger.

I gotta be honest too. And that's the thing when someone's like not a damn chance burger, it's like $16 for a burger. And it's like the best burger You have ever had in my life. This is Carl's jr. Yep Carl's jr. That we have like yeah, it's a combo But like 30 minutes for those fries those fries which are I don't think they're price are do we go far there was a distance I hear remember that I feel like we just got there right away. Yeah, I blinked and we were there. I blunked

the cost of that crazy for the amount of food that it was but also There's a lot of burger to that burger. It's a big burger. It's Single and it's not just yep. I don't know why he did that because it's the double El Diablo Yeah, right, but they have one single El Diablo Yeah, but I wrote double but I looked it up. Yeah, well you already typed other shit left and right So it doesn't because I remember you specifically as you're like this is coming. Yeah

Yeah, I think it's just a double I look wait till we were done looked up the protein. Yeah, definitely single Uh-huh. I do wait till we were done like Nick noticed you I was facing the menu from where we were sitting and he goes, oh they call it the double Diablo I guess that implies a single exists. Is that why he started screaming? I think when Nick pointed it out I finally went. Oh, yeah, there's a single. Yeah Well, also it's just such a mess of a burger with so much shit on it There's a lot on that burger that my initial reaction was they don't give you an option you have to get a double They want to be because look at this mess. Yeah, they just want it to be extreme, right?

I don't know if it's a picture of the food yesterday. Yeah, my response was Jesus Yeah, I don't know if you're by the way you were like, it's a fucking mess of a burger and Nick went yeah Like it was not in a kind way that you said it But he took it very much like yeah, you're right Jordan. It was awesome. I agree. I loved it Yeah, we're on the same page all right, and then I picked your burger out of the trash It was right on the top. I have to run back in for the bathroom real quick The you said it's a mess of a burger, and I agree when you look at it How much stuff is like stacked up or whatever?

But it wasn't like a big sloppy burger like it didn't get it wasn't gooey it didn't get gooey all over my hands and for that I was eternally grateful yeah I was so happy to not currently grateful thank you God Wow thank you God and Carl truly a blessing from Carl. Okay. Big ups. They blessed up. Yep. Is that- T-bo burger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Gracie's dad played with him or something. Right? Or a brother.

I don't remember. Somebody- I don't remember the Lord. Wait, are you serious or are you just fucking with him? I think so. Okay, so you were that wrong. Gracie knows Tim Tebow, right? Son, nephew. Yelling things. Yeah. Brother. Dad. I just know her dad. Her dad played football for Florida or whatever and then got tickets. Got tickets to go to the UT game and then like didn't invite Gracie and jr. I Don't think I've ever had anything other than their hamburger. I don't think I've had their chicken sandwich Do they have cookies? I don't even have their disease some shakes on there. Yeah, I think I'm ever on a

Really? I think so cake What a great cell what a grace even they say I saw cake you did maybe What did you fucking see cake or not? Maybe I was imagining it Yes, I would never go to a burger place and say I'll allow do someone I think I saw a cake really maybe What what the fuck are you talking about? So it's up in the air let me Google it cars junior Cause you're your way. What are you talking about? Do you have cake or not?

They have a maybe they have a chocolate cake. Yeah. Yeah, I saw it. I could remember it looks like this What's it look like show me? Show me You could have showed him you could have showed him anything No, but what happened today or not Why It was a dessert at some point. I'm hungry. WHY?! You ate the whole thing. That doesn't even make sense. That's not an excuse.

Oh there was cake there, there was maybe. I'm hungry! When I'm hungry I think I see cake! It's like an Oasis situation. It was a mirage. It could have been a mirage. We were at the Carl's Jr. and I was seeing mirages. I was eating mirage. It could have been a mirage We were at the Carl's Jr.. No seeing mirages. I mean this hamburger I was in a dessert desert, and I thought I saw an oasis

He finished his whole hamburger, and then Jordan jokingly went. Oh, do you want to eat mine and he went you staring at it? He said he didn't later good. He's been so good for the last 36 hours Let's have dry January start on the 12th Grandpa and yeah, I walked in so their physical cards or Eric goes hey, did you use all your? your time pieces Your wheels you know they're round like clocks so they're wheels yeah time wheels yeah Eric I use all my time wheels also so confusing as someone who has him as much information about all

Of this as he does it's so hard to remember that an hour is an hour One hour did you use any of them? No, because I'm saving me. I'm saving them from the new booster pack drops Jesus And it was gonna it was caught on camera I'm trying to see I Start to finish on that episode Eric's going So what is it? What am I if they're? Right yeah, if you don't subscribe to it it was Subscribing

Donald's for dick yeah For me to get the Pokemon cards and more importantly the digital reward for buying a happy meal dick ice cream And we did it right after the last episode so we kept saying Jack wayne It was so fucking like that whole that's like that's the Michael Jordan podcast that you should go check out that one is worth it Yeah, Nick was like it was finally Eric piecing it together when I did that I pulled up my calculator to see I have 652 hourglasses So I can hours is that so I can only open and I did the math and he goes 52 From I don't get it. I don't get it, to at the moment, why are we here?

Why are we here? I don't understand. He keeps saying, I don't understand. Right, so how does it work? Is it like, do you get something in the mail? All I know is I got a penguin, you eventually got your time stops, you're fine. Wish you were still in your car. Time stops, yeah.

That's where the penguin lives. Let's do yeah. Yeah, that's where the penguin lives. Let's do the time warp. Yeah, that's where the penguin lives. Dude, that's such a good episode of the Michael Jordan podcast. Nick came in today and he's like, oh, I just edited that and Jordan went, did you laugh? He went, yeah. We were talking about ice cream and he's like,

oh, I want to have a dip. And I was like, a what? I just didn't hear what he said. Uh-huh. I'm like, what? And he's like, dip cone. And Eric just goes, did you say dip? We're like a what I just didn't hear we say uh-huh what he's like dip cone and Eric just goes Did you say dick?

What and then that was the rest of the video It was also funny because I was really disappointed. We only got half of the physical card. Yeah, we didn't want any way But like I was we were supposed to open them in video Yeah, and then we went back in the penguins boom back at the drive-thru penguins to get McFlurry's. Yeah, and I was just like asking where the fucking Michael and I are both like fucking cards like Give us the cards dad was also That's also the episode he was he was screaming the intro and I rolled down the window next to the lady driving the bus and she looked over and he was like this and I could see.

We'll do that all the time. Or either roll down the window or I'll say, hey can you be quiet? It always throws you. It's the worst. I'm just trying to remember the things and then it's like, here's a bunch of people. It's like, that sucks. The worst. Yeah, I didn't think you'd get any smaller.

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Well, we don't know shit about Carl's Jr. so let's learn. It was about 15 minutes. Yeah, I was right. Alright, our last Wing Stop episode was June 7th, 2022. Where we ate the Primal Angus Thickburger. It received an average rating of 64. He thinks he yeah Maybe I saw a dinosaur in there. I don't know About the cake that I remember it now just cuz it was dinosaur don't have anything about it. Yep

It was just I'm surprised they got a 64. Yeah, I don't remember if it was good enough for that 64 I feel like it wasn't yeah, but it was a 2022 I think we were just happy to be out We weren't recording an episode in the parking lot in that parking lot specifically isn't that where you got the monkey mask mm-hmm He found it. It's where he was can it. It's where he was born. Yeah, he was born in Cedar Park Yeah, I'm a monkey birther It wasn't born in Austin oh shit this guy's a monkey birther send him to the gulf of America In December of last year Carl's jr. Announced it's open. It's opened its

400th restaurant in Mexico. Whoa, what? What the fuck? 400? Mexico, are you okay? What the fuck? Can you believe- 400 just in Mexico? There are only 1,100 worldwide. Oh, shit! That's pretty good. What?

They got a stranglehold on the Carl Carl's Jr. And they're working towards it every day We're getting there. I like I did they know will control shareholders Start terrifying them back That's insane, I don't remember seeing any when I was there. I've never thought about Carl's Jr. as like an international thing. And then finding out there are 400 locations in Mexico is outrageous.

Strangely, I remember seeing a Popeyes in Mexico City, but I didn't see any Carl's Jr.s. Huh. Weird. You could have gone to Carl's. He could have got it. What are they called? Do they call them Hardee's or Carl's Jr. in there? No, they're Carl's Jr. down there. It's not even like- Nope. Carlito or- That's- you can't say that. Why can't I? Carlito's way? I'll tell you also, you can say Wingstop. I was trying to remember when you mentioned Hardee's. There was a fucking place,

cause like truck stops are everywhere in New Jersey, cause you're just on like the turnpike, and they have like, it's like a Bucky situation where there's like food sitting out kind of deal. And I couldn't remember and just popped in my head, Roy Rogers. That's a Burmese place. That's an East coast thing, isn't it?

That I think of as a similar, I don't think I've ever eaten it in my life, not going somewhere, right? Like going to like, we'd go to Maryland because my brother went to college in Maryland. That would be like the big trip or whatever. It's like hit a truck stop, you're getting Roy Rogers. You're not going to Roy Rogers.

No, I don't know if I ever- You're just being there along the way. That's a very strong distinction. I don't know that I ever once been to a standalone restaurant but it was like, it was there. And it was an okay burger for like a roadtrip Here we go Carl's Jr. Mexico even has its own limited time menu

Whoa unveiling the Chiefs burger a month ago the burger which pays homage to the NFL Kansas City Chiefs how why? What listen up contains pepper jack cheese barbecue sauce tomato, and bacon on a red jalapeno bun. Red?! Mexico, what is going on down there?! You like the Chiefs? Globalization is disgusting. Maybe. Mm-hmm. Maybe.

The- Is it? Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Uh, just like the cake. Uh, it is just- it's a red bun that is jalapeno flavored. Why aren't we getting that shit here?

I don't- I would eat that. We take that, send them all the goddamn red tacos. Right? Send them the red tiny tacos. That's how we avoid the tariffs. We change the hamburger for taco situation. It's a fair exchange. It's insane that the 400 Mexico Carl's Jr. locations

have a Kansas City Chiefs hamburger. What's hard to follow? None of that makes sense. It is an insane sentence to say. We don't even have that thing and that team's in the Super Bowl. Nick, are we going to watch that together? Uh, yeah. Okay.

That sounded like a no. In January of this year, President Trump, that's fun to say again, appointed former Carl's Jr. CEO Andrew Puzder. I also wanted to say putzer. Putzer! Andrew Puzder as ambassador to the European Union. This is his second nomination by Trump, the first being Labor Secretary, which Puzder withdrew from after allegations of spousal abuse as ambassador to the European Union. This is his second nomination by Trump, the first being labor secretary, which Puzder withdrew from after allegations of spousal abuse and his employment of an undocumented worker.

So roll out the red carpet for the guy that made the commercials of Paris Hilton riding around on a car while eating food. Honestly, the sexual commercials are more European than American, so he might be all right. Yeah, Nick agrees. Yeah, they're way cooler with that kind of stuff. I guess. Whatever. We talked about,. Yeah, they're way cooler with that kind of stuff Whatever we talked about I think the Puzder thing in a previous episode

Well, what was it when the labor labor stuff was going? Yeah, he was like he's like a big like union busting guy or whatever and then he's like I'm I'm gonna be the labor secretary and everyone went this guy fucking sucks, and we're not going to confirm him and he went I Withdraw and then everyone went yeah, it's probably a good idea Well, it's nice when they get the fucking like yeah, so now I decide to back back down so now he's the Yeah, Nick Where's my cake? We don't know We tell us we don't know if it exists. So now he's the ambassador to the European Union cool. That will go down great

That's fine. We're pulling out of that soon. Yeah, the European Union. We're out of there. What how about this? Let me float this by American Union. Whoa With they should rename the European Union to the American Union. Whoa. It'll still be made up of all the European Union. But it's just called American Union. It's pretty cool. And the final fact in March...

Because we're just doing that. ...of last year, Carl's Jr. came under fire for wiretapping electronic communications at its California drive-through locations using their automated ordering assistant. Presto, the company that supplied the AI Put itself up for sale in September of last year because of these lawsuits and the debt it accrued in

January of this year the SEC filed a suit against Presto and Presto has been sold to Remus Capital What's happening? We don't need computers taking our orders. We need really stoned guys who threaten crazy people with cups of piss That's the America we stand for that's the America we want back drink the piss he pissed in the cup drink it beginning in the middle confused me again piss cup! you're like piss and then they pissed in my cup and then they kept saying piss boy piss boy little pissy piss boy drink our piss I didn't want to drink their piss and everyone laughed employees shouldn't be allowed to sell their piss and have me drink it See AI can't do that. I didn't want it, but I was really thirsty Well, Chinese AI can

I just tried to angle the straw so I only got the soda and not the piss But I think some piss still got in the straw one star Chinese AI can do that which is why like the stocks drop. That's what happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone's like, open AI, we need more money. And then this new Chinese AI came in and just went piss cup, piss cup, drink the piss. Piss cup, piss cup, drippy little piss cup. This is my favorite nursery rhyme.

See, why would you order from an AI assistant? Try to rest your little head, tuck you in and piss your bed. See, why would you order from an AI assistant? Why don't you rest your little head, talk you in and piss your bed? Piss cup, piss cup haunt my dreams, piss cup, piss cup come to me. Piss cup, piss cup can't hear your screams. We were talking about, at the restaurant, how we were kind of reminiscing about the car episodes and how it accelerated, we think. I think so, yeah.

The show becoming unhinged. Nothing would ever be exactly as is if it not was, but I do think there was a natural progression of Face Jam into what it became and how off the rails it went. And never went back to. And never went back. And so maybe if there was no no pandemic it still might have gotten there

But boy, it's just like when we were doing car episodes and we had done more episodes of this podcast Car then we had not done in cars. It was like, what are we doing, man? It became so normal is time to pack up all my shit and this is we didn't have very convenient little microphones No, let me get my like we have a full laptop with like huge mics. Mics? Yeah, I was a USB mic, so I was using the AT2020s, plugged into a laptop, needed to have a giant battery bank on my laptop so it didn't die. And then we had to park close enough to get the wi-fi from... Calling on discord. It was a nightmare and we'd be like time to do the podcast. It was crazy. And then we would do that on location sometimes and then

that's where some of that stuff was born where we would get out of sync that Carl's jr. one there was a car went up there where Michael was like because minutes behind we're outside the city of Austin yeah so all hell breaks loose on like whether or not you have guys all like AT&T and I had Verizon yeah so mine was worse in that area it was so so bad. I was shitting. Yeah But it's okay that happened with me at the TGI Fridays I think that one time and I just another fringe location Yeah, Michael was just sort of looking at me screaming and I couldn't hear him

So I just kind of like you just kind of like smiling Though is yeah, yeah the beep beep beep a fucker sir honking, flashing the, like flashing your lights and then moving the windshield wipers. Let everyone know. That's me cracking up. Yep. Ha ha ha. We never did an episode like that with Gracie though. We never did a car.

I don't know that we could handle, could we handle a car episode with Gracie? She would just start doing other stuff. Yeah, but it might be easier. That's what she does now! How would that be any different? Jordan just would get to sit further away from her. It would be a bigger detriment for us because we couldn't like directly intervene

Uh-huh, you know like if we're if we're Nick can you hear the stir to the cars? You know all we could do is watch her I mean like do other stuff I gotta be honest nothing we can do you're not wrong, but I've never intervened here I've never done that Michael looks at her and then looks and then just looks over at me and he goes And it's very fun because it's usually a hurt at you. I'll talk to you into something. Yeah, I'm going I'm not involved, but Eric's doing something the second this man tries to do the outro like alright fuck this Yeah, and I'm looking so annoying and I'm silently going when you think about that over there And you know it's happening, but you're still engaging with her. It's very trying to help

She throws her paper away, and then she goes what are we doing and has to look at your paper like what? What it's like the hey, it's like the person sitting next to you in class. Yeah, I forgot their book Can I borrow a pencil and you gotta you gotta read a long book? Yeah? So I don't car episode with Gracie, is that something? Could be. I mean, it's something, I don't know if it's something we're gonna do. It could be something. We talk about doing a lot of stuff and whether or not we follow through is true.

You know what we should do? What's that? Another one of these. I was thinking about this the other day. The Face Jam mafia fit. The Face Jam mafia fit. I have so many of these. Yeah.

I have like four sets of these at my house. Yeah, I just kept getting them. And I'm like, okay, okay. I wore this one because I've been wearing it around my house. Just as like a jacket and I forgot like how much I fucking love this thing. I love the pants. But I wore it for like three or four days and I was like, I've been wearing it. Let me check the closet.

Oh, I have three more. So I just threw it in the laundry and then took a brand new one out. The pants are awesome. I have one. I have one that was like the Like the test whatever the fuck it's called. Oh, yeah. Yeah the test for one. Yeah. Oh, it's this one Is it? It's a sticker. Yeah, it's an iron on instead of a stick. That's funny cuz I forgot in my head I thought it wasn't there and I was in my closet like oh, it's there Yeah, this is the shitty iron on one. The real ones are stitched.

If we do- That means it's original. This is just like kicking around an idea or whatever. It looks so goddamn good. It does. If we do another one- If you say it in the podcast, we're committed to it. Okay, well, we definitely need a partner for merch

if we're gonna do this. If we did another one of these, would we do the monkey or would it be the 100% EAT logo and we would change the colors? Yeah. I mean we would change the colors. We would do the or like we do like the orange on the stripes here, right? I mean and then do the hundred percent. I mean we also own this so like That's why I'm asking we could do a run of as much as I do like the hundred percent eat branding Uh-huh. We do the colors too, but in monkey. I just it'd be real cool to have like the rat on there though The rat just so good dude the spice the spice rat do We do the colors too, but in monkey, I just, it'd be real cool to have like the rat on there though. Ooh.

The rat just so good. Dude, the spice rat. Dude, rat mafia? Holy shit. Yeah. That's, spice rat's not a bad idea. So look forward to that in like June. We can make like a kid size one so he can wear it.

I'm a normal man. Well, it'll fit when you do the Michael Jordan podcast. Public. Listen, after we all start doing Ozempic, it's going to be awesome. We finally got Nick on board to do Ozempic with all of us. And we're good. Yeah. Checking the ride along. Yeah, you wouldn't do the other one. So what are you going to do that? That's fine.

What cool sculpting. That's what I. Oh, oh, yeah. Let's do that. Let's do that, dude. Let's get sculpted. What does that do? It just like makes you cold. No, no, no. It like freezes your fat cells and like kills them. So it's like it's harder to like get fat again. I know there's science behind it, but you don't gotta do nothing. Is it in a specific part of your body or is it all over? It's usually like your tummy. I don't know if they can do everything but yeah, it's just like the squishy fat. He keeps saying love handles clearly. Yeah, you know, it's right around. It's all you can think about.

Yeah, we ran ads back in the day. Who's we? The radio station. Okay, so you. Love handles clearly yeah, you know it's right around it's all you can think about Who's we the radio station, okay? You and Tyler We get cold sculpt, I don't know like is that freezer fat is that something Jesus Christ? all over again Yeah, I said that's it'll be like you know that's how we get them Is that something? Jesus Christ! Is that something for the show? You want to make content out of? Yeah, that's what I said! That's how we get them to pay for it.

That other bank account I hate. Them to pay for it. Pretty good. Those are the facts. Did you guys learn a lot? I learned a lot about the chiefs in Mexico. That's crazy! 400?! I still can't believe it. That's nuts.

That's a lot. I remembered Ward Rogers. Yeah. That's what I gained from that. That's kind of like learning. Remembering stuff is like learning. All I can remember was it was like a man with a lasso. What is the name of that? God, I looked it up for a second and couldn't find it. Isn't that a drink also? It's like a Shirley Temple with Coke. Is that what it is? Yeah. Who was Roy Rogers?

I think he was a TV cowboy. He was a cowboy dude. That's why he hit the thing. That was like the logo was like, I'll catch you fucker. I think he's like TV cowboy who like sang songs and stuff. Like a Marty Robbins, but he had like a TV acting. Like Wally Goggins on Fallout.

Like Wally Goggins. On the Fallout. Do you ever get these TikToks of Walton Goggins head goggles or whatever? Yeah, I've seen that. I'm sorry? He sells like ski goggles. Oh, that's cool. And they're like,

Wally Goggins goggles? That's like, that's what he called. Wally Goggins goggles. It's crazy. That's cool. Yeah. He like leans into it and you're like, oh, this is fun.

Good for him. He like figured it out. I think that's really fun. He also like, like the guy, he blew up on the shield. Yeah. But like good actor, not the most like atypical like Hollywood looking guy.

Man, that guy's got a fucking killer career. Yeah. Every time I see Wally Goggins, I'm like, yeah, cause it was just the shield. It was just Shane, you motherfucking piece of shit. I hate this guy. I hate this guy. Yeah.

He does have such a good life. Here, I got you a sandwich! That's not a sandwich, it's a grenade! He's gotta do it! I didn't have to do it. He's got a great look to be that kind of character. He's like in the realm, but not as bug-eyed as Steve Buscemi. He's more human-looking than Buscemi, but he's not like- He's funny-looking, but he's human.

He's not like good-looking, you know, front-leading dude. He fixed his hair. Didlooking. Yeah, you know, it's leading dude. Yeah. Yeah, did he? Yeah Yeah, cuz remember we're trying to fix your love handles. Let's do it. Freeze them off Yeah, we're helping he had a frown. I don't know. He's saying it. Yeah, let's do it Maybe you can all look at her feet while we're there too. I don't know throw that out there feet. Yeah, sure you don't Oh, no Walton Goggins God's Walton Goggins goggles not a typical handsome actor and you used to see that all the time and then it just stopped Like maybe like the 90s. They're like everyone's handsome now phased them out

Yeah, and it's like I watched this thing. It even happened to me. Dude, it's tough. Terrible. I watched the Sting. Yeah, what class time you were in a movie? Terrible, I conformed. The Sting just has, it's a 70s movie where most people are ugly, except for like the two stars of the movie,

who are like, whoa, those are like incredibly handsome men. And then everyone else is like, what the, how are you in a movie? That's awesome. I mean like all the Peter Laurie types. Dude, they all just were like, shit, it rocks. It's such a cool movie for gross looking dudes. I never knew that like,

when I would watch like old Looney Tunes and stuff as a kid, and there was always that like character that was Peter Laurie. He was like, ah yeah, yes, yes. Next one I was like, that's yeah, yes, yes, excellent. I was like, that's just that guy from- What a fun Looney Tune. That's just a Looney Tune character.

And then I watched a movie with him and I think it was Casablanca. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I go, oh, it's based off a real guy. Oh, that's the guy? Yeah, that's who it's based off. He's a Looney Tune is real? I guess this was really funny in the 60s.

Yeah, yeah. What movie is Bug Bunny in? Space Jam. Oh. Yep. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

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with care at Starbucks. Well, we learned a lot of facts. Do you want to learn about the food? I guess. Yeah. If we want to like keep it on track and not talk about weird looking actors. I go either way.

By the way, did you know that my uncle claims I'm related to him? That didn't really get Peter Laurie. What? Oh really? I thought you meant your uncle claims you're related to your no ACs Once and I didn't really care enough. I said I'm your uncle. I don't believe you I didn't I didn't look really into it. Yeah, I was like yep, okay How closely related? Great uncle really that's pretty close So it would be a grandparents sibling?

I mean he's from Hungary so I don't know. Hungary. Hungarian. Never been to Hungary? No, Hungary. It's in the middle. It's in between Hungary and Germany. I can't believe we've never been.

So it would be like a grandparents sibling? I have no idea. That's how that works. He said like a Wikipedia thing. I'm like, right, this is Peter Laurie's Wikipedia. It doesn't say is related to me. Where's Rooster Teeth?

I'm done. That's crazy. It's crazy that, you know, again, to reiterate, he says that. And I just thought that was worth mentioning. I'm not saying that. I'm not disputing it, but I'm also not saying it. I went, okay. And then you were talking about it.

I went, I think that's the guy. And I typed it and I'm like, yup. Out of nowhere, like I think two years ago, I was like, hey, by the way, do you know this? And I went, really? All right. He's from Hungary. That's fucking crazy.

I was reading this as we were talking and it kept saying Hungarian, Hungarian, Hungarian. So it must be from Hungaria. That's the word that came out of my mouth. I was listening and reading and then trying to talk at the same time. And then also it said Germany there. And they all blended together. Okay, so now it says this guy's German so he must be from Schalbach. Click relationships! Where's me? Where's me? No! Dude, looks just like you it together this guy case. So now it says this guy's German, so he must be from where's me? Where's me? Dude looks just like you

Hey, Steve, you should be your girl Two years ago. Well hang on. You're not seeing it yet. Hang on wait It's a modern Peter Laurie Pretty good What a weird picture for a couple Hungarian dudes well it's from like like 1753 yeah, we have biggest jacket. Do you think he's ripped under that he looks yeah cold He was doing original so his head looks so small. Yeah He was doing original total school pick up a rock. Yeah

It's called farming. I think it was called build house See we look alike, okay Okay, okay hang on I'm thinking about what he looked like yeah, okay Yeah, that's you Okay Coming out looks like there's something wrong with you Yeah, baby Way to go hey Jordan, let's learn about the food Carl's jr. Double El Diablo burger features two charbroiled all beef patties topped with pepper

Jack cheese two bacon strips jalapeno poppers jalapeno coins not medallions and fiery habanero ranch sauce all served on a seeded bun Like it's in the tournament was your favorite Yeah, but unfortunately it's 16 Just honored to be invited It is a low spot Seeded bun is still a crazy thing where they're like yeah, all on a sesame seed bun is like hair You know it's not 72. You don't have to describe the bun.

Yeah, it's cool man. It's on bread. It's on bread unless it's Chief's red jalapeno bread. I don't care. I don't care. Yep But that's that's it. That's a lot of stuff. I didn't know that the sauce was also spicy. Yeah It was very red. I remember that. It was a it was a pretty spicy burger with 62 grams of protein There's a lot no one for it Glorically also very high. Yeah, but you need that. Yep You need calories when Nick found out that there was a single option goes. It's like 200 calories Oh, yeah, Oh, I could save like 200 calories and he was gonna eat the rest of your hamburger It's different and you know it. Yeah

Yeah That's monkey money. He didn't pay for that He didn't pay for any of it said it again though. He actually did say it Okay There's two bullet points here, sir Press material pissing me off Wow Yeah, I know how strong I am. Yes for sir. Press material. It's been pissing me off. Wow. Yeah, that's how strong I am.

Yeah, it's pretty good. I can throw an empty paper cup like nothing. And that's how weak he is. He's up, he's like one up in here. You guys are doing steroids again. That's what I'm saying. I'm not working out. You're just gonna get sicker.

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And then recorded boy I would have been I don't think you set out to eat the whole thing no it kind of just happened None of us did Nick you're you're the only one not allowed to say that That's I don't believe that for a second I don't you're lying because we've been doing this show for like five years We have a lot of data to back up our claim. Oh, it's every now. He's been good the last 36 hours 36 hours, what if we start dry January on the 20th? The fuck? And it's continued, it's fine. Started on the 5th.

Wait, you started on the 5th? Yeah. I was in San Antonio. I'm not gonna get drunk on tequila in San Antonio. You're not- World's greatest tequila- Not, not, not. Yeah. Comes from San Antonio.

The getters get it. Yeah. Yeah. No, there's margaritas down there. They're everywhere! There's margaritas everywhere! What are you talking about? San Antonio the getters get it yeah, yeah Well, yeah, I wasn't Mexico's I had to go Carl's jr. And I was in San Antonio and I had to get tequila We're also gonna get it. They had margaritas. They don't understand it in San Antonio. What is it gonna bet? Do you like do you like margaritas they have that Do you like margaritas? They have that.

By the way, where did you pull this, like, factoid about Max Crosby? Is it from QSR magazine? Yes, it's like from like their site or whatever. Sure read like it. Dude, they have like one, because they use the word QSR. Yep, they have like one social media post

with Max Crosby holding like the hamburger and going like yeah check it out I was gonna say like I didn't see any any branding any Raiders Nothing, Mexico gets Carl's jr. Kansas City Chiefsburgers, and we get maybe Max Crosby Also you have to pronounce that second absolutely it's Max yep Also, you have to pronounce that second X. Absolutely. It's Maxxx. Yep. But let's continue learning.

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Maxx right Carl Carl's jr. Is What a bunch of nonsense by the way czar Yeah, yeah Be confined to combo numbers or limited time offers. Hey, did you ever feel confined when you can I get a number one what the fuck does that what are they talking about it costs sixty six dollars what what happened but there's no numbers there's no combo numbers I'm gonna fuel up and I'm gonna go to Nancy's Pelosi's office and I'm gonna put my feet all over that desk and then I'm gonna get fucking annihilated by the police a week after I get out. Nick pointed out that there is a final destination type situation happening with January 6 pardons. Yeah. Yeah. People

are going back to jail and people are getting gunned down. You know, you know how if you're watching a football game, it's strange to all these innocent people are still getting into trouble So you're watching this law by this law abiding citizens You know just taking a stroll and it's like how do they keep having these new ferries? It's so nuts. It's very straight so crazy that the world keeps happening to them. You're watching a football game. Uh-huh and like a Call doesn't go your way when clearly it was like come on that ball That ball didn't hit the ground. Like Nick watching anything These referees, but then like two plays later

Yeah Like it works out to your benefit and like whatever was going to happen like the negative thing was offset Yeah, and there's a concept called ball don't lie You know like you got a you got a bad call But in the end it worked out because the universe evened out because the ball is sentient The ball don't the ball ain't lying with some of these January 6 points. No, they're coming out They're ending up where they should be. Yeah, and then really pointing out that January was a very dark month for them storming the Capitol and then finally their release

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Check my rock. Is that? Yeah, it was good. Let's see, the rock's good? Okay, cool. And released and then gunned down is crazy. Hold that, that's fun to hold. This is nice, whoa.

Right? I feel. I forget it's there cause I put it in the bathtub. Yeah. So it didn't roll off and break someone's skull, mine probably. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we have our own opinion That's it. Thanks for watching and review about Carl's jr

But we need to hear from you in a segment. We call you review Nick hit it Thank you That was it, okay Do you want me to do the first two and then you get fun sure I'll get yeah, okay Tiffany be I'll get followed Tiffany V says fast everything else sucked I only ordered from here because I was in a hurry to get to the hospital what I would rather starve than eat here again I gave it a chance not worth Was she was she in a rush to the hospital as she wrote this she didn't know she had to go to the hospital

She ate it Then realized she was in a rush Everything changed after I I'm having a nice leisurely day. Did I eat the Carl's jr. Which I got very fast I also feel like if you're stopping at Carl's jr. Not in that much of no no yeah No, my husband was bleeding out. Yeah, I made it quick. I was hungry though. We wanted the Angus thick burger And then there's such a bad name. Yeah, absolutely. I hate it should at least be two C's Matteo J says why I keep coming here. Why I don't know but whatever the case

I almost always have a messed up order here and because of kovat the inside is closed No, you know, I call back to complain about the mistake no one answers and the voicemail box is either full or not set up. How this place stays in business with this low level of customer service? I don't know. Go to Chick-fil-A instead or to the Carl's Jr. in Georgetown. That one is much better. Oh there's one in Georgetown. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is this guy going back and forth between the two? Oh this Carl's Jr. sucks. I gotta go to the good Carl's Jr. For people not from Austin, here's Austin. Here's Cedar Park, where the Carl's Jr. is.

Here's Round Rock, here's Georgetown. It's so to say, why you go to this one? Go to the one at Georgetown. That's insane. Georgetown's probably nice I so it's George Oh, I'm so nice in LA and I would might as well have said don't go to the one here go to the one in San Diego, yeah, do you know you want to pay twice as much for a house that's three times as far That's what it is come check it out. Yeah, uh Great why I keep coming here? I don't know.

Hey, I don't, comma, I don't know. Go to the one in Georgetown is, also, that's like the only other Carl's Jr. here. Yeah. If the one in Cedar Park closes and we want to do Carl's Jr., we have to go to Georgetown. That's where we'll do Carl's Jr.

That's right. In Georgetown. Yeah. Because it'll be so far. We won't have a choice. Yeah! The Chick-fil-A at four o'clock in the afternoon was Bustling. Yeah, I mean right. What is yours? That's what it do the cars jr. We were the only people in it

Yeah, it uh, there was also a sign that said no parking here except for Carl's jr. Only Carl's jr. Parking here Just only park here for Carl's jr. Please please please please please please please No one was there. No one was all to just keep Chick-fil-a customers away Yeah, that's all it was for that Chick-fil-a must get fucking packed and that Carl's jr. Must get so bad every chick that Carl's jr. Must get so packed on Sundays. Yeah People people go into the Damn it well Carl's jr. Which is crazy cuz via 313 is right there God damn it. Well, Carl Sheeners here.

Which is crazy, because Via 313 is right there. Double 22 is on the other side of the freeway. You have so many options. Welcome to Ride Along. Here we go again. Oh, yeah. Where are we going for lunch tomorrow? Do you want to figure that out before I read Jason's?

No. This is a still real Rooster Teeth mentality, which I do understand coming from this man, was brought into Rooster Teeth. It's not just that. It's a bunch of fuckers going, hey, hey, oh, what do we gotta do today? But what are we gonna eat?

Now that we're done eating, what are we gonna eat next? Yep, come in to work around 10, 15, 10, 30. Start talking about lunch. Start figuring out where we're gonna go in one hour. Then during lunch, talk about what we're gonna eat tomorrow. We're not done with this goddamn thing yet, Nick. That was the place that loved eating lunch more than anywhere else I've ever worked.

Which I am experienced, but then I learned from this man too is definitely like a local production radio thing also. Oh yeah. Most fuckers brought into there. As he continues to exhibit to this day. No, that's for recording. I'm curious. Yeah, that's what it's for. You're just curious just just for the recording you don't even want to eat it probably I gotta figure out the next 24. That's it. He's got to be really good. Yeah Yeah, I start thinking about what I'm gonna eat about two hours after I should have no shit. It's 1030

Yeah, I should have eaten. What did I want to eat at 830? One more review Jordan all right. This is from Jason are So far I've been respecting Suggestions for burgers even when I've previously been to said burger establishment and have a pretty good idea as to the quality of the burger Carl's jr. Has seriously made me second-guess that rule I've actually been to Carl's jr. A few times in the past and had a pretty good idea of what I was going to get What I was surprised by was how easily this burger surpassed shortstop for the worst burger on my god

Oh, I was gonna say was good. I know it could have gone either way with the way this guy was writing This burger was so bad How bad was it? It was near torturous to finish. Yeah, I know first world problems What made the situation worse was that the good folks at CJ? Slopped about three times too much in the way of mayo and ketchup on my burger making it not only gross But messy as hell when all that said with all that said their fries were not good But they by far were not the worst. They reminded me a lot of the fries from Burger King in texture and taste.

Unfortunately for them, I hate Burger King fries. Congratulations, Cars Jr. On day 20, you officially have the worst burger. Read more reviews at BurgerGauntlet.com. That's his Yelp review that he had a website I'm going to the website all right have a look Jordan let's see okay this guy he was kind of doing like a taco pat uh-huh yeah he was so burger gauntlet.com let's see how the burger gauntlets going Jordan Safari can't open the page because the server can't be found

Calm is gone. How would we know he didn't make Nick is right? He didn't make it the gauntlet defeated him he every day He's like I will defeat the gauntlet and it was day 21 and he went We need to buy burger gauntlet calm before this episode comes out. We need to okay How much does it cost that's why the money's in the account. Yeah I don't care what it costs. We need burger gauntlet dot-com whatever it takes. I'll put it on my calendar for tonight. I need help You need help. Yeah, I don't know how to buy it. I think I'm not a guy who knows how to buy website. I guess now I call me I don't know how to buy light or water. Yeah, this is I

Will look at it after this yeah, perfect. Yeah, uh well. That's that's leaving in me your review I'm out of here, but now we have our own George said let's do Michael Jordan later, and I was like done checked out yep. I'm down with that That's what we're doing was I don't know how to do Not at all. Am I gonna jump on board leaving early? Absolutely So we'll do it tomorrow, but what is your review of this the Maxle double El Diablo burger combo thing what my review is this like a Game of Thrones thing and you put it in Oh, that's true. You're like, yeah, you're present Yeah, whatever the fuck. I am. That's pretty good. Yeah You're not master coin. I'll tell you that end of the bug

No, but I might be getting into it What do you think Jordan I Almost want Michael to go first because oh really you want to do that mix it up a little bit, okay, if it's okay Yes, I insist. I insist! I don't know, we're breaking the rules! So it looked like shit when you sent the picture. It was like the

press photo, whatever. It looked terrible. Just so much shit. Like you said, a mess of just things shoved in there. Didn't read what it was, just saw many things. When you just see it, it's like, oh my god. And of course, that's the best it's going to it. It's like oh my god. Yeah, and and of course that's the best It's gonna look right generally speaking yes And sometimes you're sued for it looking

Burger big burger lots of shit on it bacon Fog tons of jalapenos on the bottom. Yeah, but then something in the middle that looked like either Mozzarella sticks, but they're too tiny, I didn't think they'd do that, jalapeno poppers, but they're not jalapeno poppers because there's already jalapenos on there. I'm like, maybe they're like tater tots or something? I don't fucking know, didn't read it. Nope, they're jalapeno poppers.

So they're like flooded. With the cheese. Flooded with jalapenos on the bottom, but then on the top, like above the burger, jalapeno poppers, and then I didn't realize, I mean, reading it like a spicy ranch or something, it was fucking hot. There was a little bit of heat to it. There was some heat, but it was jalapeno poppers and then I didn't realize I mean reading it like a spicy ranch or something Yeah, it was fucking hot there. There was a little bit heat to it was some heat, but it was jalapeno heat That was like hot but only while you're eating it. Yeah, the last is no brutal hot sauce. No heat

I Fucking love jalapeno poppers. I honestly was shocked at how decent the burger was I was expecting it to be fucking terrible, and it was a big burger. I feel like everything did such a good job not sucking that it hid the fact that the burger surely was not good. That's it. It wasn't not good, but the burger's probably nothing.

Like the meat is nothing. I didn't taste the meat. All the flavors, none of it came from the meat, but I was okay with that, because it was hot, both hot, just temperature the meat, but I was okay with that. Cause it was hot, like both hot, just temperature wise, cause we just got it. Spicy, me likey. And cheesy. And cheese.

And I fucking love cheese. And I was like, oh my God, Nick took a bite, he was like, I love it! And I went, I can't believe that I, that I actually kind of enjoy this. Yeah. That was, I was shocked. Yeah. Shooketh, I would say. Went from slop to hot. Yeah. and they're like, I don't I don't know full blast this score of

of like I Thought it would be bad and it wasn't so I'm gonna give it more points I can't put it on like you did it but it's gonna get a little bit. Yeah for sure Yeah, I was kind of the same boat like, like expecting the worst, seeing the picture. It actually looks better in person. It did. Yeah, the picture- It was remarkably well put together

and not a mess of just like what's in there, but not a mess in your hands. It doesn't fall apart. It was leaking a little bit, but nothing. There's some leaking. It wasn't crazy, especially for what it could have been. That could have been a mess everywhere. Their patties are a weird shape though. Do. Yeah that on purpose. I don't think so

I think it's just what they are. Okay, their meat sucks Carl's jr. Tastes like Carl's house here. That's also why I Threw a very low ball number of how much protein was in it. Yeah, it's a big burger. It's not a big patty It's got bacon. There's a fuck ton of cheese. And so like a quarter pounder is like around 30 or something, right? And I'm like, that's probably better meat though on this. I was like 35 to 40, like I'd be blown away if it was less, 64 grams of protein on that fucking thing.

That's enormous for a fucking cheeseburger, cheeseburger, not hamburger. Not a sandwich. Cheeseburger sandwich. 64, I did not, it was big, but like, dude, if you're eating burgers to get 64 grams of protein, you're like, I did not, it was big, but like, dude, if you're eating burgers to get 64 grams of protein, you're like, oh, you're shoving it in there.

It was, it's a lot. I was pleased with it. So, yeah, I don't want to give it a score that's like higher than it deserves to, because, because again, expectations were low, but it did exceed expectations. But I think what it is is like, it's good. Like I was pretty good.

I didn't finish it. I think I like it more than you, but you were still like, I'm surprised. Yeah. Yeah. I it's just not for me. And I can acknowledge that, like, but I think people who want a good, thick burger that's covered in cheese and jalapenos are going to love it. Yeah. Yeah. I still don't think I would go.

You gotta try it. I'm not saying- Well, you certainly don't have to drive to Cedar Park. Right. I don't recommend that. I agree with that. Ignore what you've heard. Go to Carl's Juniors and get this.

If you're thinking about trying it and there's one nearby, I would. Yeah, I'd say if you're in a rush on the way to the hospital, stop by. Uh-huh. Yeah. Give it a try. Yeah. I'm gonna give it a 64 for

each gram of protein it has. Okay. 64? Michael? I'm gonna give it a fucking 78. Okay. It was much better than I expected and I'll be honest there were so many points of failure on that thing. It could have been atrocious. My not fair number of what I expected of what it was would have been like a 95. You know what I mean? Like I was ready to hammer this thing. And I was like, wow, this is actually good.

Whatever the fucking Primal Thickburger was. Yeah, there's no way this was better. Yeah, this was better. So it was interesting that Jordan gave the exact same There you go fine, but I'm sure I rated it lower than six. Yeah, you know what I bet you did Yeah, this got an average score. You know what somehow that escaped me. You could have given it a 20 I had no idea the average score here 71. It's a plus 70 burger. Yeah. Yeah, I would say that Yeah, I think if you're near Carl's jr. Or if one happens to be following you yeah

And there's enough there's enough to it too where it's not just track is whatever if you're like a jalapeno freak definitely worth trying If you like poppers definitely worth trying it is it is like not unique, but specific enough where it's not just a burger It's like oh you like fucking spicy. Your nose is gonna run the whole time you're eating a burger. You should eat this. And if you've got $18 to get the combo. Crazy. This is the kind of burger where if,

if Carl's Jr. was closer, it's something I would consider getting again. Like the further we get away from it, like time-wise, the more I'm like, I think I really liked it. If this hamburger, like the style of it with all the toppings and everything was served somewhere else, like a sit down place or whatever,

I would order that. If Delray Cafe had it. Dude, oh yeah, this is a cheeseburger with pepper jack cheese, our spicy sauce, jalapenos and jalapeno poppers. I would get it all the time. If it, somewhere at like a Kraft burger Yeah, that would be their best though

It'd be only number one I think the only thing that would stop me as a normal person from getting all the time is outside again the show it is Fucking expensive. Yeah, you know and get the combo like I don't know that it's worth the price point Yeah, right to be getting over and over again But if you're talking about food good and protein absolutely it's worth it Yeah, things expensive man if you're unless you're just about food, good and protein, absolutely it's worth it. Protein's expensive, man. Unless you're just like eating fucking boiled chicken. They're gonna bring the price eggs down, it's fine.

Blech. Blech. But that's it. That's our review of the Carl's Jr. Maxle Double El Diablo. I really, I mean, you were like, Jesus, he posted a picture and he went, and he went, this is gonna suck. I really thought it was gonna suck.

Yeah. I thought it wasn't gonna be spicy. I thought there was gonna be no heat to it I thought I looked at it went why there's so many fucking jalapenos on it and then did not know there were poppers There were so many hope I feel robbed by it not being bad enough. Yeah, it's it's really like the picture of it. There's always tomorrow. Yeah Which we'll have to figure out where we go. Where we go. Where we going boss? He's on the planet.

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