100% Eat - Can You See In The Bathroom? - Red Robin Ride Along

Episode Date: April 3, 2025

Our Heroes have a drive back to the studio and they're full of hot honey but not pizza. They don't have that. Stop asking. Nick continues to not beat the allegations and we are NOT on steroids. But what if we were? Grab an insanely caffeinated soda and toss your cheezit key into the bowl. This Ride Along is great. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To support sustainable food production, BHP is building one of the world's largest hot ash mines in Canada. Essential resources responsibly produced. It's happening now at BHP, a future resources company. Did you see the cybertruck that put on one of those stickers that says, I bought this before Elon was crazy? Yeah, and it's like with the cyber truck But somebody put like another sticker like community notes and said he was crazy well before yeah, they came out Oh fuck yeah, but that's why I give no grace to cyber trucks. No fuck no. Yes. I'm drunk

Did we clap I clap okay? There's a Buffalo Wild Wings we ate out and the guys was in the bathroom. Oh yeah. Nick and I looked for- Yes. You guys went together to investigate. Well, Nick, you went and Nick followed suit. I had to pee. He almost like led suit. I had to pee.

I gave you space. I had to pee and wash my hands. What does that mean? Anywho. I gave him space. I had to go just wash my hands because that food was so sticky. So sticky.

It was very sticky. But yeah, nobody was in the bathroom. Nobody was on the hands because that food was so sticky. So it's very sticky But yeah, nobody was in the bathroom. No, it was on the phone. The music was way louder. Yeah, just wasn't the same I go back to Buffalo Wild Wings. I asked Jordan was the music this loud last time or is that guy just that much louder? Dude I'm sick of my old spine. Is there a place for me? That's like that's like new spine not new spine. Oh like new metal. Yeah Dude, I got new juice yesterday. You got new juice. Yeah, I got another free sample of what? Dude I got free juice and then I got a blood work. I'm cured for two four weeks 28 days. I'm cured Then I got some blood work drawn, they see my blood. Don't get pneumonia again.

Well, could be good to lose some more weight. Oh, that's good, I didn't think about that. Cause you're gonna get big. That's gonna be awesome. I wanna get big and small at the same time. That's what happens. I did that last time, dude. You're gonna be on a bolt and a cut.

I just push it all up. That's what happened. Like a Bugs Bunny cartoon. That's when people kept saying it was impossible. So I grab it I just push it all up. That's what happened. Like a Bugs Bunny cartoon. That's when people kept saying it was impossible. So I grab it and I push it up so I got a big chest. I don't know, dude. I lost weight and gained muscle. Possible!

Steroids! No, you didn't. Bro. That was, honestly. I would be, I would have been so big. Yeah. It would have been absolutely insane. I think that that's always, it's the funniest

accusation that is like a compliment that they don't get. That's what Joe said, Joe Radonis from Tonal. Yeah. He keeps saying, what a compliment man. It is. What a compliment. To have such a transformation that people go, he has to be able to process. It's the only explanation. And you go, well no, for the first time, I've applied myself. A lot. I've decided to be disciplined and this is what I'm capable of. And it's in my house.

Thank you for thinking I'm on sales. Thank you. My only intention was, you know, just stick to like a regimen, be consistent, and fucking bully Nick. Yeah, get him! We've had enough of him in his ways. I don't feel you.

Stop hearing me. Get out of my head. Now I feel. He gets in your head and he starts taking your thing. Nick, what are you gonna feel? Help me with my regimen. Hey, Nick, give me all your ideas. You want to feel me on leg day tomorrow?

Be my guest. That's OK. Be my guest, buddy. I'll do it today. He's like, why is it just screaming? Ah! Oh, boy. I'm in Michael's head.

It's fucking loud. Pits of hell for an hour and five minutes. So you're on a 12-week thing right now? Is that what it is? I mean, we'll see how far I go until I quit. But yeah. I've done workout one of 48. He's on the potential for it.

48 is crazy. It's a lot. It's a lot. God damn. It is like real heavy. I mostly picked it so because I don't have to think about a workout for three. Right, right, right.

More realistically, five months when I just slow roll it. But it's also hard. There are like 45, 50 minute workouts, which is when they get hard, they take like an hour. Yeah, I was gonna say, like that's, it's hard! That's a long time. Yeah.

But just in time for summer, if I pull it off. Yay! We'll be like, whoosh, cut, cut. Then we can finally take those shirtless, cleaner photos. Finally. I know you guys have been waiting for me. Yeah. I was just gonna stop fucking around and locking.

I mean, we're ready. I know. Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna have to take more photos of Michael and Photoshop three heads on the way. I did. I did.

Alfredo and I filmed a- They're all the same tattoos. Alfredo and I filmed Fast Food Simulator with Joe. Oh hell yeah. Fucking awesome. And anytime he had him on the grill he'd be making a burger and he'd go, BURGER UP BAM! Oh he's got like a catchphrase here.

And he would keep saying, Alfredo was like, How we looking on the burgers? Because he's got to start making the drinks when it's almost done because the ice will melt and then they'll complain about it. He said, How we looking on the burgers? He kept going, Stay with me! We're almost good, stay with me. We're almost good. Stay with me.

Cold. Yeah. And at one point, he just walked out of the kitchen. I was like, what are you doing? He went, I'm on break. I was like, shit, that was pretty funny. What? What the fuck are you doing?

How is this guy good at this? What the fuck? Yeah, that doesn't seem fair. Yeah, he was real good. He was real good. He doesn't like play games or anything like that? A little bit. He was telling me that during COVID,

all he did was him and his brother would play Call of Duty Warzone. Wow. Oh wow. He's like, Warzone was fucked up. Is he using content creator steroids? That's the only explanation. Yes, yes. He's been injecting to funnies.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Super funnies. Dude, seeing him stand next to Alfredo was insane. He makes him look small. Really? Really?

Wow. He's both taller and larger. Take that Alfredo. Yeah. I have a bunch of stills I took from a, because I recorded, we recorded the workout on our phones. Yeah. And so I was taking still pictures

and making stickers out of them and just sending them to Alfredo. Which is always fun. It's like him next to Joe and sending them to Alfredo and Jackie. Awesome. And he was just going, for fuck's sake, stop doing this. God damn. That's cool, he was in town for how long, like two days?

Yeah, he came in on Friday and left on Sunday morning. That's cool. So we just hung out on Friday and Saturday. Oh, where'd you guys go eat? We went to Rudy's. Nice, did you like it? He worked out and yeah, he liked it. And then Saturday night went to Vince Young's. Nice. He worked out and yeah, he liked it.

And then Saturday night went to Vince Young's. And of all the spots. We hit up the spots. Beautiful. I still have never been to Vince Young's. You should. Yeah. I know.

You should get Eric to take you there. As an apology. What am I apologizing for? You know. For not listening. Oh my god. I'm gonna fucking crash this car. Hey, you heard that. Dude, both your heads whipped around so fast.

It was crazy. Oh my God. Did you have a smile on his face like me? No. No. You loved it. I already looked like he was banging little scissors. Yeah, I watched.

Everywhere I looked, pajama pants. I watched that video. Boogie monster hat. Boy, let me tell you, like, I try and emote, but let me tell you even what you can see. I was having the time of my life. You could really see it in your face. I was having so much fun in that video. So much fun.

As soon as you got the food, like you were set. Oh, even before that. And then a show. And then a show started. I might have had the most fun when Eric's like, well, where else do we go? And you're going, nowhere. We eat here. We eat here. It's impossible. I might have had the most fun when Eric's like, well, where else do we go? They lost the order It's no longer on silver these aren't tears from laughing Oh We gotta see season one back. Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.

Let's go long drawn silvers. These aren't tears from laughing. Oh man. Stop it. Tears from laughing. Tears of the client. Tears from not drinking. Yeah, I know, I miss it.

I got that big blue drink. Oh, it was like. All around me are blue. They're nicking the background. Slow zoom, nicking the background. It was a, All around me are What? I mean, sure is. Like whatever you want from it, are you like, and I got it. Texas sure is Mighty Fine. But you're like, no. Oh yeah. I mean, I proved that.

You just said no and then you said yeah. I proved I could do it. What's up? Okay, I need this license. Sure is, yes, Mighty Fine. Texas sure is Mighty Fine, I got it. Sure is Mighty Fine. That's so weird.

You think that guy owns it? No. He might. No. I think he would have a, but he's a fan. He's like, Mighty Fine. Just a big, big Mighty Fine fan. Yeah. It's a great day. Guy who owns Mighty Fine owns something else too, I think you would have a... But he's a fan. Just a big Mighty Fine fan. Big Mighty Fine fan. Yeah.

It's a great day. The guy who owns Mighty Fine owns something else too, I think. Rudy's. Yeah. Oh, is that right? Oh, yeah, that's right. You're right. Because they had the hand washing station.

They have the line. That's right. Like the way you move through lines. The same line thing, yeah. Does Rudy's have the bathroom you can see out into the restaurant through? I hope not. You know what I'm talking about? In Mighty Fine, they have like a giant sticker on the wall.

Nick is not beating the allegations. He's not. Like it's just more ammo. Yeah. I'm just ready for him to go. Yeah, you brought that up. So I was looking at these feet this weekend. Like it's like, what do you, what?

Right from Mighty Fine to bathroom talk. And looking at people. Hey, they got that bathroom. You can look in and look out and you can be, you can see me in the bathroom and then I look at you. Do they have that? Really riding that bathroom. You can look in and look out and you can be, you can see me in the bathroom and then I look at you. Do they have that? Really riding that line. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Got a borderline. I don't know. He's just like, guys, you gotta stop picking on Nick. Nick is not making that easy.

But here's the thing about it. He makes it easy. He makes it easy. You can, but it's a one-way mirror. You can see from the outside. I understand the concept. He's still talking. I understand the concept. He's still talking.

Right, I'm telling you what it is. Why? We all know what it is. Everybody finds. We all know what you're saying. I've never gone to the bathroom at Mighty Fine. What I'm saying is, when I'm pissing, why do I want to look at people in the restaurant? Oh, hang on. Holding my dick and pissing.

My apartment! Hang on, cat hole apartment. The cat! Cat hole apartment! I wonder if that guy ever came back. The whole cat's there. He did not come back. You know he didn't. I know, he's gone, gone.

He's probably dead. He's in a wind. He is dead. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Man, who wants to look at people when they're pissing? I don't understand. I'm like, you know what I wish I had a view?

I'm busy looking in the top of the urinal pipe so you can see the reflection to make sure someone's not gonna try to kill you. That's how I grew up. Smart, smart. Yeah, because your back is to the whole room. Right, you look there, you see something shady going on. The guy with the phone is getting closer.

He's turning a piss on them. Yeah. Man. Suck surge. Suck surge. Piss is kinda surge color. Yeah. Such knockoff Mountain Dew. Suck Serge. I guess it's kind of Serge color. Yeah! Yeah, Serge fits.

Well, and also, remember, remember the it allegedly shrunk your dick? Serge? Yeah, that's what everybody used to say. Everybody used to say it'll make your dick small. Well, that and I think originally it started with Mountain Dew, but then like Serge came back and apparently

that's what the generation you the generation before and There's ever a rough combination. It's taken steroids with surge. Yeah Talk about doubling down I love getting jacked and I love my caffeinated sodas. My dick is high. It's like Looks like a plate It's like a plate. Like it's just, whoa. What happened? Well it shrank back, but it kept its girth.

So it's just sort of, it's like flat. Yeah, it's like a disc. Oh it's a code, yeah. Discworld. Yeah. With the Fizz loyalty program, you get rewarded just for having a mobile plan. You know, for texting and stuff.

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They re- I think they re- Probably some companies just re-did it. But I remember Taco Cabana had it on tap. Taco Cabana. It was good. They just redid it, but I remember talking to man. I had it on tap Come on a sucks. I know it does that's what makes it Are you saying it like it's a good thing it used to be good Guys it's terrible It's so disappointing. That it's bad now. Guys, it's terrible.

It is terrible. COVID really did undo damage to our team. It's awful. Let's go. Fucking salsa bar's gone. We went to that salsa bar. It was there. It was sad.

It was three things. You know what they used to be sad? It used to be 12. Where our cups will run us over. You know. Remember, we're always in Barry fast. Yeah, baby. Ooh.

That's where we're gonna be busted. We're gonna have a plan of attack. Oh, I'm busted. While Jordan's got spreadsheets. You know I'm excited for something when I start making spreadsheets. Yeah, I'm excited. We're gonna have a look at the Michael Jordan podcast.

We're gonna go over our plan of attack for the boysenberry fest. Yeah, okay. But I don't, just making sure you brought them. It means digital. Brought the spreadsheets that's on the shared Google Drive? I think it's made sure you have a link. Hey, hey, hey, watch the tone, watch the on the shared Google Drive. I think it's

Why is this guy catching a toy? I don't know dude he's fucking happy about it Maybe plumbing is a weird shit. Do you think maybe he'll get there? They are very unhinged. Yes, they are. They do a lot of like dancing like They're very unhinged. Yes, they are. They do a lot of like dancing, like not full-blown shirtless, but like skin revealing men. Yeah. Yeah, they did like one commercial

that reminded me a lot of Birdemic. But they're like, oh cool. Oh, I remember that. They're confidently not in good shape and they know it. And that's the cook of the commercial. Yeah, they do a lot of movie parodies. Yeah. They do. I think there's one of their vans or trucks has a very Star Wars like poster on it and

it's them holding like plungers and stuff. Oh yeah. There's no like Darth Bacon. Dude, I was just about to bring that up too. I am your father. So good. So good. Classic.

We gotta go back to that Dairy Queen dude. Classic. We'll do a Dairy Queen episode soon just so we can see Darth Bacon again. I forgot about that. I know he's still there. Hell yeah dude. Yeah and he's even more sun bleached. Maybe they'll update it for episode 10?

This car's confused. Yeah. I mean that's okay. It's still better than last time. It's longer than you see is confused. Yeah. I mean, that's okay. It's just, it is. It's still better than last time. As long as you see it coming. Yep. Two men in a truck.

I want more than that when I get. Yeah, give me like, I don't want five men in a truck and it's a doodle. I hope your arms aren't sticks. Carry my shit. Carry my stuff, please. You carry my broken glass.

Broken glass. Put it all in the box without wrapping it. Please be careful with that. I don't know why I keep losing stuff every time I move. These movers, man. They don't know what they're doing. Slam dunk. They keep breaking all my stuff that I broke.

It's fucked up. Well, they don't break it. They just unbox it, bro. That guy wants to cross. Oh, this is always fun. This rocks. This tundra refuses to pull up Oh, I'm good. That's why so much room. He's got so much room That's why oh he said hi. That's why when I'm in my

Ford Edge, I'll just go up the curb and I scream like Gary Oldman. Mount the curb! Mount the curb. Every time. Every time. Not the most memorable line of that movie, but- Oh, it's the most memorable for me. For any time, any time- I remember Reason always sticks in your head, you know? Well, it's also any time anyone's driving and they clip a curb out of their car, like accidentally, like, turn it into a quarter-two, I go, mount the curb! Every time.

I say it every single time. It's not that, like, he says it, it's how he says it. Yeah. And also, people go, what? Yeah. Because it's not the most memorable one. Oh, says it. Yeah, and also people go, what? Yeah. Because it's not the most memorable one. Oh, you don't know? And then I go, everyone!

That's a memorable line. Now that one they remember. Dude, he's so good looking in that movie. Yeah. God, I watched it recently and I was like, it's not just young, but like he's fucking handsome. Yeah. Cary Omen's a good looking guy.

You know what he looks great in? He looks great in slow horses. It's like I've seen that. Fifth element. Is he a horse? Oh. Oh yeah, he really, he plays like the slob-est version of himself.

He's like gained weight and he's got long greasy hair. And farts all the time. Oh wow! He literally farts. Why? You don't need farting in a movie. I'm sorry. It's a TV show Yeah, the old move team It's like, you know low IQ type humor. Yeah

like fondling Don Lemon this That truck took so long This, that truck took so long to cross that fucking intersection. It ran the red light very slowly. It like, it sat at a green light for so long. And you can't see this part, but that's okay. We just know there's a truck. Just take our word for it.

Just take our word for it. A truck. Truck took a long time. Take our word for it. Truck took time. Very all-mini, on the profession. Yeah. Woo, you'll swoon.

You'll swoon. What's another line from Dark Knight that you think of that maybe isn't the most memorable? Because mine is when he's giving the press conference. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know exactly. He's like, and we're going to stand up and justice will prevail.

And this is, it's a dark time in Gotham, and he's giving like this long speech. And he's just writing them cops in the back. No more dead cops! No more dead cops! And they go, yeah! It is a, it's a perfect summation of morons and it's such a good moment.

God, I love that moment. It's like my favorite part of that movie. It's so funny. Sir, we're working on it as Q2. Yeah. No more dead cops. We're working on Q1 problems right now. I can't say no, none.

Right, that'd be absurd. Yeah, that'd be absurd Things happen I just it's great It's good to yell if you ever get lost you feel you're losing an argument just yell no We're dead. I mean that's also that's full-blown like anime right there That's what they do in like anime crowds people just say shit. Yep, they muttered to themselves great like panning the crowd Dude, let me tell you I've been watching Like panning the crowd. Dude, let me tell you, I've been watching a lot of- You can't believe it!

I've been watching Gundam Wing. You can't touch this guy. I've been watching Gundam Wing. Oh my god, wow! It is a- You know, when you're a kid, it's real easy to watch. Because it's just cool- Cool robot fights.

There's a lot of political intrigue. There's so much political shit in there. Yes, everyone's like a prince, or like a duke or something, and you're like, what is going on? But also like the dub, like the actual translation, it makes no sense at the time.

Oh, well they brutalize it. Yeah. When they just, like it actually matters that they're changing the dialogue, and you're going, you're kind of fucked in the story, man. Yeah. Dude, that shit like 90s and earlier was crazy. I was just like, we're just gonna write a new script

and do whatever we want. Well, there was a big boom on it when like anime started getting popular over here. And hey, we got some shells. And also it's nice and cold in here. Check out how it works. So we got, we have a few new shells. We still have to build them.

Don't film that. What? Oh. Cut that out. That's my address. That's fine. It! Don't film that. What? Oh. Cut that out. That's my address. That's fine. It's not the office address. Thanks, man. Yeah.

I think it was there. Tone, tone, tone. So we started building the shelves. Why would you leave it there? That's not borderline. Hey, that's on you. Here we go! That's on you.

Whose big keys are those? Hey, your keys don't have your address on yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna somebody yeah yeah but but if you take a picture of his keys and you can make a copy yeah and then find out where's between between these two things right here Eric's done for listen I flipped it over cuz I hear you yeah and also a new Ooh. Oh! Oh nice. Pretty cool. A new addition. Hell yeah, man. SpongeBob. You know what I've been using?

Yeah. It's scary that it's the only thing. It, you have- I haven't replaced the- You know what I mean? That makes it creepier. This is crazy. That makes it creepier.

This is nuts. That's my ball key. This is, yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Because they look at it and they go, well that one's nice. This is, yeah, exactly. Yeah, because they look at it and they go, well, that one's next. This is second to last, I got a lot going on here.

What's one more? Him, he goes, Oh, I have to replace, I hide this one from my wife. This one's kind of like a threat. The other key doesn't work for that car, so we have to split this one between the two of us. So it's just easier to keep it on a key chain and hand it back and forth than it is to take off.

So what you're saying is this one gets passed around. Oh, fuck. Me next. Oh my God. Here you go. Oh my God. Oh my God. But this is, we'll have some new shelves

and more stuff to display. Very exciting. New shelves? Yep. I turned it the right way. I turned it the right way. No! I turned it the other way. Look, no address. You did.

Great. Make sure you can put that note, because we're done eating Red Robin. Yeah, let's do it. We are done eating Red Robin. We did it. I've been done. There you go.

Hey, there you go. No, I thought, but I thought. Oh, that's right. That is, that's what I'm gonna do. Injectable's okay. That's what my knees are like. It's a different kind of injectable. Yeah, injectable's okay. Yeah, that was different. That one was that's what I'm gonna do. Injectable's okay. That's what my knee's gonna look like. It's a different kind of injectable.

Yeah, injectable's okay. That was different. That one was good. The steroids that we do. That put them in between my toes. Oh, that's good. I'll show you my nine favorite places to pin. That hurt.

That hurt? Yeah, it's because we're rooting a perfectly good foot. Ha ha ha ha. Borderline. Mm. Careful. Careful. I think that's a good place to end it, honestly. Careful. Careful. I think that's a good place to end, honestly.

Where? Bye. I was like, he went down my toes and he went, fucking recoil. Yes, I hate.