100% Eat - Can You Speak Up? - Wendy’s Ride Along

Episode Date: May 1, 2025

Our Heroes head to Wendy’s to get the Cajun crunch chicken sandwich and encounter a whispering lady. Don’t worry, she eventually figures out what we want and Nick also is VERY adamant about soda types, some being better than others. Take a sip then fork your cup over for a big refill of Ride Along. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or the gambling of someone close to you, please contact Connects Ontario 1866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. Dude, speaking of like spelling Gracie's name wrong. Yeah. Which I was like, huh? I looked at it and I'm like, how the hell is that?

I flew to Dallas again on Saturday. Jesus. Right, for Easter. Yeah, we were doing Easter on Saturday at Lindsey's sister's house. And same flight, basically. Flew at like seven. I got up at like six a.m., got there at seven,

boarded the flu, was like a little bit delayed. Landed at like 9.15. Supposed to be there at 11. Lindsay picks me up, it's like, I'll take you to the office. I'm like, what are you talking about? She's like, for your dental appointment. Like, what are you talking about?

I'm like, the thing's at 11. And she's like, huh? Calls her sister. She's like, oh, now it's at two. So her mom could work on my teeth, which is nice, didn't know it was happening. So I got off the plane. I was getting slammed at the airport too, by the way.

No, I'm not ready for holding on yet. I went to the Admiral's Club. I got to the Admiral's Club at 6.57 and I was like, I'll take a mimosa. And they're like, sorry, we're not serving alcohol yet. And I was like, ah, fuck it, too early. They're like, yeah, we start serving at seven. I went, oh.

And then I stood there for two and a half minutes. And I was like, I'll take a mimosa and a Bloody Mary, please. You immediately- For my trouble, for my trouble. Yeah, immediately slammed them both, got on the plane. I was still a little like, woo, after like the 40 minute flight. Yeah.

Picks me up, was like, we're going to the dentist. I was like, what the fuck? I had like two hours of dental work, but I'm sitting there like tired as shit. I only slept a couple hours. Tired as shit, coming off being like a little buzzed. And I was just like out of it. And she was getting,

her mom was getting the X-ray machine set up. And she's like, I'll just fill out the form. It's like patient form or whatever. I couldn't remember the numbers of my address. I had to look it up in my phone. And it wasn't like drunk. It was just like, it was just trying to think. And the thought wasn't there. And I was like, am I dying? It was just like, it was just trying to think and the thought wasn't there.

And I was like, am I dying? It's just kind of like- Everything else was like, did you do, did you have to do, it was just the numbers. Cause I have a lot of numbers. That's so crazy. But I was like staring at it, I'm like. No numbers.

It's just that it wouldn't come to the- It's like a muscle memory thing. And the muscle was off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I went, am I dying? That happens a lot to me. But like- Wild. That's never happened before in my life. It happens to me with like my social security number or like my credit card number.

You have to say it in the right order. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. It was like that. But with my address and I went, I'm dying. Oh, and then I will say, I don't know why she's like, should you drink a lot of coffee this morning? I was like, no. She's like, you like any energy drinks? And I'm like, no.

It's like the heart rate's a little high. She's like, should you like any energy drinks? I'm like, no. It's like, her heart rate's a little high. She's like, should be like 120 over whatever. It's like 145. Oh my God. And I was like, I was just like, probably just stress. I don't know what else to say. And she goes, and she was like, well, you're at the dentist.

I went, it ain't the dentist. I was like, Gene, this is the least stressed I am. I'm just sitting in a chair doing nothing. Fucking crazy. Probably just my family. My mom and my constant flying to Dallas. And spelling Gracie wrong. Yeah.

It's the no sleep. That was really the cherry on top. Yeah. Okay, so this is where the video, this is where the video part ends. Yes. No, this is where the video starts. So we'll see you in a minute, folks.

Bye. Bye. This is where the video starts a second time'll see you in a minute, folks. Bye. Bye. This is where the video starts a second time. You look like you're deformed. You just like moved your thing. Oh. It's so like oddly. It was out.

Yeah. It looks like, it looks like they fucked up putting in a pacemaker. I got a chest thing. Yeah. All my ribs come to a point. From the side, that's what it looked like. All my ribs are fucked up. Oh point rib

seen those uh It's like a pacemaker But like it goes like under your arm like it sticks out on like your armpit There's a soccer player and they had one installed. I have not And I guess it's like super modern is that why are you sure that's not just like one of those little you know Those things you like the scene on TV things you put in your abs and it's like super modern. Is that why? Are you sure that's not just like one of those little, you know those things you like, the scene on TV things you put in your abs and it's like get abs for your legs.

Is it that like for your lats? You just stick them under there. Just constantly stimulating it. Yeah. Just let them rip. But why would he only do it on one side? I don't know. Maybe it's like an arm wrestling thing.

Maybe he can move it. Yeah. As do the one. We'll do fries for all of them or we'll do tangerine twists for the drink. We're twisting? Tangerine twists for the drink. We're twisting? Yeah. Ooh.

Oh, we'll do just medium. Medium? Yeah. It's frosted. Junior bacon cheeseburger. They're just, they're lies. They're flaunting it in our faces. It's like, look how little we tried.

What happened? So are the regular chocolate ones just gone? I don't know, because they got the thin mint ones. And that one's the chocolate base. You want a double stack? Yes, please. Anyone want a double stack? Please, sir.

Thank you. Michael's gone up to order. Yeah. I like that the double stack is listed as a snack. It's a little snack. It It's a little snack. It's just a little snack. The other snacks include a junior cheeseburger. What's that? Fair point.

These are just snacks. We're talking about the snack-ish things. We're talking about how the double stack is under snacks, but like, I mean. But it's like smaller, I don't know. I don't understand how it works. Yeah, they're just small-sized foods or snacks. I don't know how it works, dude.

Double stack, just a small double- It's suspicious is what it is, I'll tell you that. We're going to make our own concoctions. I don't want that one. Just dropped it all over the ground. You go first Nick. What was the drink you were getting? You can try it. What special drink? It's supposed to be the tangerine twist, but I don't see it. I'll ask. Is it like a Wendy's drink? Yeah.

Yeah, is it one of those there that's spinning? I have no idea. I don't know. Orange cream. He's gotta try it. I mean, I've had it, but not on tap. Do you have the tangerine twist? The drink?

Is that in there or is it like a... Hang on, I'm working on it. What is... All right. I don't know if that's back there. Is it a Frosty? What is? All right. I don't know if that's back there. I don't know if that's back there. Is that a frosty?

What is it? No, it's the lemonade, the tangerine twist. Yeah, cool. Yeah, you can bring your cup. Thank you so much. Thank you. That's okay. No, no, it's okay.

We'll do ice, with ice, please. Thank you very much. Thank you. Take care of that. Like that Nick handed her a lightly used cup. Oh, I know, of that. Like that Nick handed her a lightly used cup. I know, I know. She chucked it. He immediately started using it.

I took a sip. We know, that's what you see. Yeah, I know, they were over there for it. That's why I'm here. They were like, hang on, I'll figure it out. He's like, no. I'm trying to drink. He had to try it on tap.

Might get written up again for that. Couldn't wait for the tangerine taste. Don't tempt fate. What does that mean? Don't tempt fate. We haven't gotten to it yet. This guy has gone board bananas today. I'll rip that shit off the wall.

He's crazy. That is a cute little cinnamon roll. I had to get a picture for Grace. Blue and a tick. Doesn't look very fresh. No. And she would also eat it by herself. Well, yeah, that's not nine of them.

Gracie has never looked at me that way before. She was mad. Yeah. She was mad. She wanted to take you down. You can eat all those. What the hell did you just say? Bring her up to you.

What? It was a personal attack. Also, I was right. She's getting, she ate four. I missed my cinnamon. There's no way you can eat nine. Next time I'll prove it. I really wanted you to eat all of them.

I do too. Well, you did because you kept eating them. Well, I was hungry. So both can't be true. Maybe that's why she was racing. That's why I take, because she took too many. That's why I did it on purpose. Yeah why I did it on purpose to prove a point

I was being nice. He was being mean. No this guy is no I would Getting vindictive for no reason or not. No reason. No approval. Yes guys nuts Yeah, dude, let's talk about it. Hey, it's the same thing even though it's a different week It's this is him grabbing the red pen circling Hey, it's the same thing, even though it's a different week. This is the same thing. Him grabbing the red pen, circling it, going, this is one thing. Yeah, you wrote the same thing. Just kept wrong.

Just wait till we get back, everybody. Yeah, you'll see. You're confused until the end of the video. This all started because Michael spelled Gracie's name wrong in Slack. Yeah, I did. And then Michael had it on the radar. That's why I was talking about me

forgetting my address. Twice in one week. Michael had it on his radar. And the episode comes out today. Oh, I had it on my radar only because Gracie brought it up three days later, which was very funny. Which I think was yesterday.

And then literally I watched the episode go up today and I literally screamed out loud. I was so excited. I was like, You also wrote it out loud. Gracie, stop by. I know. No, I screamed out loud. I was so excited. I was like. It says it in the description. You also wrote it out loud. Gracie stopped by. I know. No, I screamed out loud.

I wrote, wow. You're nuts. I immediately quoted the Bible. The bottom's not. This guy's. Gracie was ready to hammer. Oh, I know. She forgot all about it.

Nobody saw it, Eric. Hey, sorry I had a little misspelled. What did he do? I wanted you to take a sip of this. And I'll tell you what he said. That was a good shot, sort of. Bounced. He said, ooh, strawberry.

See? He went, oh, so sour. Sour? It was sour. It's sweet. This is like drinking syrup. Oh my God, sour. It is kind of like hitting the back of my jaw a little bit.

At the end, at the very end, after I get diabetes. I slurp from the top. Is there something that's type zero diabetes? I just got it. Thank you so much. I gotta add water to this thing. Nice. You gotta cut it.

You gotta cut it a little bit. I gotta cut it. Yeah, get rid of that sour. He's gonna cut his with some orange cream. No shit, dude. I don't know He's going to cut his with some orange cream. No shit dude. Coca Cola. I don't know what he's going to cut his with. Thank you.

Does it say Wendy's over here? Probably. No, I see. But I think it's pretty clear that it's a Wendy's from the outside. We're not sure. This is what Wendy's looks like. There she is. There she is.

There she is. Grab a couple of bags. I really appreciate that you gave us four bags. I got this one. Get the bag. Hang on, we're gonna hit by a car. She doesn't get a bag. That's fine, right there.

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This guy's nuts today. Oh, he's nuts every day. Yeah, he is, whoever he is. That guy. Whoever that guy is. He went nuts on the board, that guy. Who's that guy? I...

It's Nick. He's nuts. Yeah, whoever we're talking about, that guy's crazy. Yeah, That guy is funny. I hate that guy. We all hate that guy. Don't we guys? No. No, I don't. Yeah. I in fact think he's great. How's your guys's sour drinks?

They're sweeter now. Wow. Wow. Wubbzy. Look at this guy's still here. Hey, God damn right. Oh, Nick, are you rolling? Yeah. Thank you. Yep. Oh, it's been an accident.

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don you rolling? Yeah. Thank you. Yep. Oh, it's been an accident. Oh no. How did that happen? The guy's driving like a crazy man. The woman that we ordered from would not speak above a whisper.

No. No, she also went through a list of not this drink. Yes. And I didn't really know what it was I thought maybe she knew it No, but I went up there She you know, we asked for this special drink cuz they got the coke machine You couldn't see they got the magic makes me feel like this but

But the drink we got was like one of their lemonade's. Yeah behind the counter and so they got to fill it up for you She did not and just slapped us cups. Yep. So we went over there. I was like, hang on, let me ask. And then Nick went, and started putting drinks in his head. Yeah. I was just like, oh, can we get the, whatever the fuck it's called that you told me at the time.

And I said it to her and I already forgot what it's called. And she's like, oh, oh, okay. Finished with the customer. Then she turns to me and she's like, the frosty? And I looked at you and I went, is it frosty? And you're like, no Frosty? And I looked at you and went, I don't know, is it Frosty? And you're like, no. The tea, it's on the, it's lemonade. It's this thing that's up there.

And she was like, oh. Yep. And then took the cups back and Nick was, Nick was used. Nick was, was lightly used. Yeah. How was that drink that you tried Nick? Well, it was sour syrup.

That's why the flavor was still there. Yeah, yeah, that's why it was all fucked up. No, that was, it was sour syrup, that's why. The flavor was still there. Yeah, yeah, that's why, it was all fucked up. No, that was the Coke Zero orange cream. How was the Nano Sip of it? It was good. Okay, excellent. And you told us when you did that that you had had it before.

I'd had it not on tap. Yeah, but not free. But is it better when it has to be cut like that? It was free, it was a free sip. Carbonated water. It was a free sip before the actual drink we got. It's better from the tap. Was it better? Yeah.

Thank God. Do you believe I refused to believe you? Yeah, I believe it. He believes it. No, here's the thing. On tap is always better than can or bottle. That's not necessarily true. Unless the syrup is fucked up. That's absolutely not true at all. Unless the syrup is bad. Which can easily be done, cause it's a human just fucking around. I hope the human shouldn't fuck it up. Can is always perfect. You're out of your mind. No, the can sucks.

I just, I don't think. Out of your mind. The can is the default. Can sucks for beer, can sucks for soda. We're not talking about soda. We're not talking about beer, we're talking about soda. It's two completely different things. Beer and soda.

Completely different. No. He doesn't know what the fuck he's saying. It's all bullshit. Soda is perfect in a can. We better give Nick a few beers just to make sure. The whole attempt at soda syrup is to replicate the can. That's the goal.

Yeah. That is the default. You're doing like a bad mixology. Correct, correct. Yeah. If you get the right mix. No, you don't know what you're saying. You just said this tastes sour.

That tells me something wasn't anything else. This Coke isn't sour enough. They mixed up the syrup. Such a face, dude. Yeah, I know. You know why? I wasn't drinking from the straw. I just sipped it from the top.

I tipped the thing back. All the sour is at the top. The syrup's at the bottom. I'm not wrong. Yeah, look at how right this guy is over here. Finally, someone stands up and says it. Yeah. Put me in office.

This guy can run the Department of Defense. You can start leaking our text messages. Start leaking and then maybe you'll be qualified. Start adding like Shane or someone to our text messages. Let's just see what happens. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Crazy. Crazy. We were talking about this. Pry yourself. But man, like over the last year, Nick taking on,

Nick becoming what he is now is so exciting. Every episode. It's never boring. It is never boring. It's so great. In what? Yeah. Yeah. I am very heavily leaning to believe now. What the fuck? He's eating my boys.

Did a bag just fall from the ground? Yes, did you see that? No. It was in the bag that's been hanging in that tree. Oh it is. It was, how weird. I know. Well we can't see it.

I mean they're not seeing it in the video. That was just pretty crazy. That was also for Aaron. Could have kept it to himself. Thanks, thanks man. Much like the picture. This episode's gonna be like 90% cut away from the video. I mean that's how this is so close

and we were in there for so long. Oh his face fell off, whoops. Oh yeah, help him grab his little eye. 11 bags. I got it. He's good. He's dealing with the penguin. Oh, I'm strong now, I can carry all these bags. Okay

Don't push me It's not it's not the muscles this might grip strength I might not be able to hold them all oh You have like a little you have like a little meter that's selling you it's like getting low. Thank you Yeah, yeah like a little meter that's selling you. It's like getting love. Thank you. Yeah. Metal Gear Solid 2 style. Yeah. I just do like a hundred pull-ups. Slowly going down.

Yeah. And then it gets done slower. All right, let's see what this is all about. I forgot about that hack. Michael got a little hamburger. Eat it immediately. I got an extra burger. Cause I'm a hungry boy.

Oh, that's why we got so many fries. fries. I was watching the boysenberry video. I look so fucking fat in that video. My gut is out. It's like, that's okay. Dang dude. I'm going up and down. You're good. I'm gaining and losing at the same time.

I'm like a fucking chameleon. So we got the, we got the Cajun crunch chicken sandwich. What makes it crunchy? These. Oh, the little fried onions. Mm-hmm. Oh, wow. They put them in everything.

So you can see what we think about this. Yeah, but no, it's Cajun. In the episode. Tell us right now. No. Hey, if anyone can decipher what all this is, you get a gold star. That's not true, you get nothing.

So these are from last week. These are from last week. They're a week apart. And then a week later he forgot again. So he gets on there twice. It's not a week, it's been four days. It's a different week though. Yeah, it's a next week. You had another opportunity to not forget.

I had to edit last week's episode yesterday. So that's on you. Thank you, but also you forgot still. No. And also you spelled... No. Name wrong. No. Cut through everything.

You said you forgot still. I went, no. Yes, you did. You did forget it. Maybe I chose not to. And then, after I wrote these down... Come on. He all... You can see... It is madman like, this is pretty normal, and then he lost his

Now, apparently, board authoritarianism happened. It applies to all of us. Right, the arrow. So he's done arrows. But to emphasize, he also put like- Well, I wanted to be sure that you know what I'm saying. I think Michael went, that's good, add more to the board that Any and then he also circled like these are three separate. Yeah, these this is not two This is one because I could circle it

Yeah, we're living in a crazy time that he was wrong about it when he was dragging the chair into that room It's already broken. All right. Well, we're gonna eat this. We're done here today. Yeah, and then we're- Thanks for lunch sucker. It was all a ruse.

We're gonna eat this. A years long gambit. Let you know what we think, but be prepared. Very sour, these tangerine twist teas. All right, enough. The top was sour. You've hit them enough. Come on.

Yeah, we can only be so wrong. Yeah. All right, get them again. All right. All right, bye. Bye, Racy.