100% Eat - Cat-ering - Quiznos: 100% Archive

Episode Date: August 23, 2025

Going way back into the archive before Graysie, it's CAT! Eric & Jordan sit down with former Face Jam intern Cat to talk about this week's food, Quiznos. Cat has a real affinity for this sandwich shop but maybe not for this sandwich. How'd she get this sandwich anyway? She doesn't even work here. Remember the Cat Coin? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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But we have eaten the food. We've eaten the food. And so has Kat, who is not part of the show, not part of this episode. We got Gracie the sandwich, and she went, the fuck. And so she ate it. She's like, I'm going to go see if anyone else wants this. We said, find cat. I walked out to go to the bathroom and out walks Kat from the studio, like adjacent to the

recording room, and she just goes, I got it, and she's holding the sandwich up. Because when we walked in and we told her that we got Quiznos. Oh, Kat had a whole story about how it was your favorite sandwich. I love it. Okay. But the sandwich that you received is not

your sandwich with black olives that you love so much from the Barton Creek Mall. Correct. Okay. I don't think you asked any questions about what it was. No, in fact, you didn't know what it was as you took it and then sent me a message after you started eating it that said, what kind of meat is this supposed to be

on the sandwich? It's supposed to be in quotes. What kind of meat did you think it was? I really try to use all of my brain power and I could not for the life of me figure it out.

You didn't have to admit that, but you did. And that's very brave. And what did you think of the Euro meat? Well Have you had it before and you just couldn't place it? No, I've never had it before.

You've never had a hero. I didn't even know it was pronounced that way. You can say gyro, I mean... Yeah, go ahead and just say it. None of us are Greek so you can kind of do whatever you want. It was very soft.

Uh-huh. I don't know why that's the first descriptor. I don't know why that's so funny. It's a soft meat. Oh, man. I will say I only took about four minuscule bites before coming over here

but initial verdict is I'm enjoying it I can't say how much of it I will actually consume but you know first impressions are the most important and I

soft is the first one right your first impression was soft and then to ask what the fuck am I eating Bob's burgers Where he's like, Teddy, you'll eat anything? No, I won't.

And then you feed them something. What was that? Well, your positivity shines through. Thank you. I try. So it's been a few years since you went to the Barton Creek Mall to have Quisnos because it's not open anymore. No. Unfortunately.

Would you say that now that you're a Thunder Cloud loyalist, how do you think this compares to that? You know, I do think it's important to branch out. However, I don't think I will be doing that anymore. You won't be branching out from Thunderglass. Does this make you want to try a real hero? No. You know what? That might be the most damning thing.

It really is. That might be detrimental to Quiznos and what they're trying to do here. So if you've never had a hero before, don't start here. No, no. I really like a, I like a cat review that maybe we just release separately now. Maybe it doesn't find part of the episode. Maybe it's just, maybe we just put it out. Here's Kat's review at the sandwich that she didn't know what it was when she started eating. Oh, my God.

Okay, Kat, thank you very much. Thank you. Remember, the closest quiz knows is 21 minutes away from where we are right now, which is so far from you. Yeah. It's like double that. Yeah. But maybe that's a good thing. Yeah, it's probably a good thing.

You might be closer to the San Antonio one. Head on down south. Drive on down and get a sandwich with black olives. Do you want, oh wait, wait, wait. Live tasting, you try tater tot? No, but I love tater tots. Okay. She, I don't think she liked this one.

She made a face and she was stunned. This is very soft as well. I was hoping you would say that, honestly. Oh my god I like that better than the sandwich Oh that is that might be the most Dammit thing you can say about the sandwich Wow, moly, moly

All right, well thank you, Kat Thank you. Maybe we'll release this Ha ha ha ha.